💬〡chess-talk

[sterile dagger]

gang you do know we aren't long distance right

[cyan jasper]

Leave while you can evangaleon person

[noble wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-guy-fat-gainer-fat-belly-obesity-obese-gif-21255461

[alpine tree]

day in a life of a discord mod (NOT SAYING THE MODS HERE)

[sudden pilot]

Nah just destroy humanity and let dinosaurs rule again

[foggy arch]

Having fun...

[lone totem]

Transphobia in big 26 gang

[drowsy stump]

Anyone wanna play blitz?

[cyan jasper]

And you come back meow

[sterile dagger]

ayo @scarlet arrow we got just casual transphobia and homophobia in chat

[quasi nova]

Mid

[foggy arch]

That's a happy man

[cunning meteor]

deadass don't know why this is brilliant but we move we move

[brisk urchin]

is there anyway to get premium without paying?

[noble wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/hype-dance-excited-lets-go-oh-yeah-gif-17953674

[alpine tree]

what

[steady moon]

real bro just do a single displacement reaction.

[cunning meteor]

get someone else to pay for you

[cyan jasper]

Most communities are transphobic and stuff, not nice

[alpine tree]

take your mom's credit card

[lone totem]

I was like this when i was 12 too i dont blame you son ✌️

[brisk urchin]

oh fr i can do that? does anyone want to buy me premium?

[foggy arch]

Alr gang.
..very funny 🤣
Igtg now

[cyan jasper]

Just go on lichess bro

[quasi nova]

5 years ago holy unc Ha

[lone totem]

Byeeee

[cunning meteor]

get a sugar mommy or something

[noble wasp]

I turn 9 tomorrow gng double digit club type shiii

[foggy arch]

Bye

[lapis forum]

bro, u have autism

[lone totem]

💔

[cyan jasper]

No ha don’t leave

[severe dock]

Lichess

[brisk urchin]

I play puzzles on lichess but i wanted to try chess.com puzzles

[cyan jasper]

You’re our last hope in this cooked community

[quasi nova]

Are you a 2009 child bro

[alpine tree]

individual😭🙏

[steady moon]

@ Server Mod

[lone totem]

Nah im waving him bye
Lowkey i need to study tho

[lone totem]

Indeed bro

[cyan jasper]

Lichess puzzles aren’t that different

[cyan jasper]

I was born in 2025 yall im old enough

[shrewd star]

my 2 day old baby told me they were trans

[brisk urchin]

holy seeing 2009 and child be making me feel old as heck

[quasi nova]

More school study 💔

[lone totem]

Relegant

[cyan jasper]

Have a nice study twin

[sterile dagger]

<@&745328830649991179> casual transphobia and homophobia in the chat earlier

[quasi nova]

Fah I got my music performance on Monday I just don't wanna 😭

[noble wasp]

Genuinely where we’re headed 💀💀💀💀

[alpine tree]

how to know if your baby is trans

[noble wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-guy-fat-gainer-fat-belly-obesity-obese-gif-21255461

[cyan jasper]

Preach

[paper goblet]

i can’t really play chess well because of this

[shrewd star]

it told me

[alpine tree]

get ac

[sterile dagger]

y'all really only have 1 joke don't you

[cyan jasper]

Why can we not be transphobic and just love one another as equal people

[quasi nova]

I don't even think it's a joke at this point 💔

[lapis forum]

we doomed

[noble wasp]

Go spend time with ur discord kitten he genuinely misses you

[lone totem]

My 2 day old baby told me he was the reincarnation of a doctor and apparently he was my superfan in his past life is this normal chat

[paper goblet]

did you know that electricity prices here increase the more you consume?

[brisk urchin]

i don't even understand why people talk about anything else in this server, is it not just a chess server

[quasi nova]

Open the door

[sterile dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/839671210672914502/955933015014518794/image0-3-1.gif

[lapis forum]

rest in peace my granny

[brisk urchin]

leave any opinions unrelated to chess somewhere else

[cyan jasper]

Alr bro I respected you before but ur just being mean dude stop

[lone totem]

😭

[slim gulch]

what performance

[quasi nova]

Got flowers twin, including this shiny and pointy flower

[cyan jasper]

She got hit by a bazooka

[alpine tree]

well I'm not hating but you can get a cooler or something.
there's other things like that that's also chargeable

[noble wasp]

Dude actually chill… I can’t lose your respect… p-please

[quasi nova]

My piano performance for my music class

[slim gulch]

awesome

[cyan jasper]

Ok

[lone totem]

Bero is a kpop idol i knew it

[steady moon]

damn bro doesn't want to lose a 50 year old's respect.

[paper goblet]

yeah i have ac and do use it when i need to but this weather is not fun

[lone totem]

Ooh nice

[quasi nova]

Im not vro 🙏

[noble wasp]

😭😭😭😭unc is pushing 50

[cyan jasper]

Ok

[slim gulch]

are you a piano prodigy

[quasi nova]

I wish

[cyan jasper]

He prolly is lol

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-sahur-gif-5172151862336170371

[quasi nova]

I'm gotta get a tattoo of you on my forehead and get arrested, you'll be on my mugshot

[noble wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-delete-shorts-invade-youtube-shorts-invade-yt-shorts-short-is-that-way-gif-39712091497330793

[paper goblet]

what if your mental age is 3x your actual age

[noble wasp]

😭😭😭

[noble wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[lone totem]

https://klipy.com/gifs/roshidere-baka

[steady moon]

*-10 for most people in this server.

[noble wasp]

Yeaaa don’t ping me for ts bro…

[quasi nova]

Too cold to be dealing with Ha's shenanigans I just got home

[lone totem]

How did you know i was as smart as a college student when i was 7?

[paper goblet]

i think it’s quite accurate for me

[steady moon]

sorry by most people i mean just the unconnected accounts.

[alpine tree]

I've seen people glaze miku and Teto but no neru 🙁

[noble wasp]

ts prolly making u colder

[lone totem]

Akita neru bad tho

[alpine tree]

how so

[noble wasp]

Bro is this a real convo happening rn

[quasi nova]

Sapping the life from me

[paper goblet]

I’m old as a chess player but I’m not old overall but I listen to bolero and classical crossover music and stuff

[noble wasp]

Holy sht this is real

[lone totem]

So cold son 🥶 bros in the thick of it

[cyan jasper]

Fire comeback ngl

[alpine tree]

guys I think we getting banned soon since we ain't talking about chess 😭

[steady moon]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[lapis forum]

the big leagues

[noble wasp]

Average mfs that have never felt a woman’s touch: “yeah bro Miku bad asl!!!!!-!-!-!”

[cerulean aspen]

Oh mb im 5 elo

[cyan jasper]

Preach king

[quasi nova]

Getting in trouble for speaking English is crazy

[steady moon]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[cyan jasper]

안영

[silver perch]

guys what should i do because i got false banned, is there a way i can appeal?

[quasi nova]

Literally Ha

[noble wasp]

Ts ain’t been about chess in a cool 2 hours

[lone totem]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1282408738556346401/1427809288537116712/Feel_the_aura.gif

[cyan jasper]

니가

[sage mesa]

Yo anyone got tips to help me reach 1100?

[steady moon]

real bro just rename ts to "degen-talk".

[cyan jasper]

Like you’ve felt a woman’s touch lol

[noble wasp]

We desperately need a separate Channel for weebs and furries

[sterile dagger]

do your best to manage your clock and punish opponent's blunders

[quasi nova]

I stopped playing chess for 3 months and when I came back I made it to 1200 rapid so idk man

[alpine tree]

watch levy rossman tips and chesspage1

[alpine tree]

and be consistent

[noble wasp]

Don’t you have a random girl off google as your pfp 😭😭 statistically you’re fcked

[cyan jasper]

Oh shoot mb you felt your moms touch that counts snowman of course it does

[celest remnant]

what kind of openings is similer to the sicilian accelerated dragon playstyle wise for white?

[lone totem]

Man why is this U2000 talking smack

[quasi nova]

My fault twin

[sterile dagger]

reverse sicilian kramnik shirov or catalan

[noble wasp]

Pushing 60 with a random girl as a pfp 💔💔💔💔💔

[lone totem]

Nah youre the goat sally boy

[severe dock]

what if my left hand identifies as a woman?!

[cyan jasper]

Can we just talk about chess what are we doing

[sterile dagger]

there's also the nimzo-indian romanishin kasparov system

[celest remnant]

Thank you

[cyan jasper]

Yknow what that’s valid

[quasi nova]

Everything is Sally 😭

[cyan jasper]

I know

[noble wasp]

Bro ur tuff ts has nothing to do with you

[shrewd star]

guys i still didnt get an answer is offering a draw every time the opponent plays an opening i dislike okay

[sage mesa]

Ive binge watched basicly all levies 1000-1300 content now and i get a new found motivation then i hop in a game and get destroyed

[sterile dagger]

i mean you CAN do it but its bad manners

[alpine tree]

then u cared enough to reply

[cyan jasper]

Let’s just talk about chess holy shㅣt

[sage mesa]

Well ig i just need more experience

[noble wasp]

It’s too late this is what you did

[severe dock]

oh someone got banned

[shrewd star]

i offer a draw every time they play 1. d4 and i get out of d4 games half the time is that against TOS

[cyan jasper]

No

[severe dock]

show of hands, who was it?

[lone totem]

https://tenor.com/view/ghostrider-skull-emoji-gif-16345884596070872694

[cyan jasper]

But d4 isn’t that good

[noble wasp]

Levies 😭

[slow folio]

@sterile dagger I scored 3/7 in my recent otb tournament

[cyan jasper]

Or it’s not that hard to counter

[alpine tree]

Queen's gambit

[shrewd star]

i dont like boring slow games

[sterile dagger]

what was your record?

[cyan jasper]

Pretty decent

[shrewd star]

i prefer e4 explosive games

[cyan jasper]

Ok

[slow folio]

rapid 10+2 btw, lost against the AFM and won against the scam ACM

[steady moon]

just play c4. its explosive.

[cyan jasper]

That’s fine too

[quasi nova]

There's a difference between watching the videos and engaging in them. Ofc you can watch them but it won't help if you don't actively try and apply them during your games. You won't be able to do it immediately but spend a bit longer and engage with the videos

[slow folio]

record? Like my best record?

[sterile dagger]

Why were you playing against arena titled players?

[runic kernel]

Hidoi naa hito no kokoro toka na iin ka?

[sterile dagger]

your win draw loss

[manic frost]

Unless you're playing in a tournament, sure

[deep sail]

Anyone up for games?

[slow folio]

otb tournament

[slow folio]

3/0/4

[cyan jasper]

C4 isn’t explosive if they play symmetrical

[noble wasp]

@sage mesa You need to watch chessbrah habits series I watch Gotham pretty much for entertainment

[slim gulch]

[steady moon]

or if you really want explosive games, just bring C7H5N3O6 with you.

[sterile dagger]

oof, I mean good to see you got decisive results tho!

[alpine tree]

who even plays c4?

[quasi nova]

That'll get you banned from every chess tournament

[sterile dagger]

or you could just bring caesium

[cyan jasper]

To be honest you sound like a good person

[daring quartz]

yo im back

[noble wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-that-who-is-he-simpsons-bort-gif-18284885885379198963

Whoever made thumbnails memes is actually Einstein bro holy

[alpine tree]

?mute snowman

[cyan jasper]

lol

[noble wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweed-desert-awkward-silence-heat-wave-crickets-gif-24664698

[foggy arch]

I am backk

[daring quartz]

uhhhh

[alpine tree]

welcome back

[daring quartz]

YOFINALLY SOMEONE FROM BEFORE

[cyan jasper]

Snowman was chill before he’s prolly just mad at us for some reason

[slow folio]

(the last image is the result of round 1 lol)

[quasi nova]

?Ban @lone totem

[cyan jasper]

That’s tuff ngl

[foggy arch]

He is chilling lol ...

[cyan jasper]

Wtf did ha do

[alpine tree]

ril

[noble wasp]

I’m not mad at anyone but I’m really just disappointed in you for pushing 60 and having a random girl as your pfp other than that I’m good

[slow folio]

?femboi @lone totem

[cyan jasper]

Ok

[quasi nova]

Kh7? 😭

[cyan jasper]

So if I change it will you stop hating me

[slim gulch]

yes. ban him from the server

[lone totem]

Trinitrotoluene 😭 sonn just take some pure sodium

[daring quartz]

yo i already connect my acc what now

[slow folio]

fr lol, I was also surprised

[noble wasp]

As long as it’s not to something else corny lowkey

[quasi nova]

Bro had a quick google break

[alpine tree]

what even is that 😭

[manic frost]

They played Kh7?

[foggy arch]

Anyone down for a game bruh

[slow folio]

yeah

[manic frost]

BRUH

[lone totem]

Nah TNT was literally obvious from the (NO2)3

[daring quartz]

im not that good

[quasi nova]

Looks like a peak playing hall tho

[noble wasp]

Na ur too good twin

[cyan jasper]

Like what

[foggy arch]

It's okay let's play !

[alpine tree]

good luck. you'll need it

[slow folio]

in a cafe btw

[lone totem]

TNT gang the thing from minecraft

[noble wasp]

Checklist :
not a random woman
Not an anime girl
Not a furry

Besides that ur pretty much good g!

[foggy arch]

Bruh lets playyyy plzz

[steady moon]

anyone that took or is taking chemistry prob knows that.

[brisk urchin]

can i get a mod in chess streaming 2? plawf i suspect is a cheater and is giving two different players moves in their games

[daring quartz]

uh

umm

[alpine tree]

oh

[daring quartz]

my elo is 170 so uh

[slow folio]

check mine 🗣️

[daring quartz]

im new at chess

[severe dock]

yep. N3 in the molecule and a toluene ring attached. Not to mention the explosive reference. TNT is obvious conclusion

[noble wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-awesome-mario-twerking-gif-23644561

[quasi nova]

Hell yeah, most of the tournaments I go to are in schools 😭

[foggy arch]

Anyone please 🙏 one game

[cyan jasper]

Ok

Now chill tf down snowman

[alpine tree]

how to code

[noble wasp]

You better not change it back

[cyan jasper]

Uhh it’s simple

[cyan jasper]

Pm me

[spice root]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-bron-scared-im-scared-gif-9086856978205918508

[alpine tree]

what should I learn first as a complete beginner? python or c++?

[daring quartz]

yo dude uh can i save anyone from this group? so atleast i have some friends from this group or community if i got banned

[noble wasp]

Only one problem… you spent real United States dollars on discord customizations

[foggy arch]

Bro what is that bio man 💀

[cyan jasper]

No c++ that’s for high level

[noble wasp]

Bro look at urs this isn’t a resume buddy

[cyan jasper]

Orbs bruh I don’t have nitro

[noble wasp]

Okay thank god

[cyan jasper]

Python or scratch

[sage mesa]

Bro thats what i mean i listen to his tips and really focus on what he does and how he beats 1000-1300 i mean gotham haa basicly been my coach till now to help me reach 1000 within the first 3 months of me playing chess i feel like i might just need experience

[small jungle]

Assembly

[foggy arch]

🙏

[cyan jasper]

Heck no

[quasi nova]

Bro spawned in

[alpine tree]

or godot

[cyan jasper]

Yall don’t know nothing about computer programming

[small jungle]

Woke up like 30 seconds ago vro

[noble wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-discord-mod-gif-22325292

[cyan jasper]

Do cs50 ts is hard

[daring quartz]

yo guys what is cca

[cyan jasper]

Weren’t you gonna chill on me

[indigo knoll]

HelloWorld(“print”)

[sage mesa]

It 2 am for me and i gotta wake up early tomorrow am i fried

[steady moon]

System.out.print

[alpine tree]

what's something I should learn or know if I'm getting comp sci?

[quasi nova]

What I try and do is only try and apply a little bit of the information at a time to my games and play until I can get it to muscle memory. Then I'll add a little more and keep at it

[noble wasp]

U make it too easy gng 😭😭

[cyan jasper]

No pm me bro

[cyan jasper]

I’m in fricken middle school

[noble wasp]

HUH

[alpine tree]

already did

[cyan jasper]

Yeah

[foggy arch]

Java

[cyan jasper]

I am

[indigo knoll]

c++

[steady moon]

computer science in middle school is crazy.

[noble wasp]

Bro yalla re gonna get groomed you should not be on discord

[cyan jasper]

So lay off of me dam

[foggy arch]

It's easy

[cyan jasper]

It’s easy

[spice root]

thats not crazy

a lot of my friends were doing programming olympiads in middle school

[alpine tree]

bro everyone says it hard what y'all mean 😭

[cyan jasper]

Zailyn you might just not know anything no offense

[noble wasp]

Bro had me thinking he was getting his degree then he acts shocked when I ain’t know

[alpine tree]

in my area

[sage mesa]

Yeah thats what i have done this whole time but now I feel like improving isnt straight foward i used to have a clear thing to improve on thats why i gained so fast but now its basicly like get better at chess 💀

[cyan jasper]

Private message me

[foggy arch]

It's easy ...we doing java

[spice root]

@cyan jasper do u do USACO

[cyan jasper]

It sounds hard

[steady moon]

i literally just took computer science in high school lmao. not my problem my middle school didnt have it lmao.

[alpine tree]

dawg I already did

[cyan jasper]

But it’s easy

[foggy arch]

Yea

[cyan jasper]

Yeah you take it for fun online

[sage mesa]

"Eeasy"

[spice root]

js cram algorithms lowk

[cyan jasper]

C and luau on top

[sage mesa]

:0

[cyan jasper]

No algorithms aren’t a core really

[sage mesa]

Yeah luau is goatrd

[manic frost]

Python

[spice root]

i dont think u understood my question

[noble wasp]

Can we go back to arguing

[cyan jasper]

Luau is king

[alpine tree]

I thought deeda said Python's hard?

[spice root]

this guys larping

[cyan jasper]

lol ur a ragebaiter but an actually funny one

[sage mesa]

Fr

[daring quartz]

yo uh i just got a checkmate in 6 move

[alpine tree]

what's larp

[cyan jasper]

C is hard not python

[noble wasp]

Thanks gng ❤️

[alpine tree]

o

[spice root]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-larping-mahito-jujutsu-kaisen-larper-gif-5475157444924658810

[steady moon]

oh you mean it like that. thought you guys had a whole course for computer science in middle school or smth lmao.

[sage mesa]

is coding on roblox sad cuase i use lua not luau isk if theres a differnce

[sterile dagger]

Kh7 😭

[steady moon]

then yeah that makes sense.

[sterile dagger]

Its not really that different

[manic frost]

Idk what deeda said, I did python first because it's more readable and more popular i think

[sterile dagger]

if u know lua you can easily get the hang of luau

[daring quartz]

yo guys uh what is CCA in chess

[cyan jasper]

Yeah this girl is CS sweat bruh

[sterile dagger]

Are you saying I am?

[cyan jasper]

Yes

[sterile dagger]

you're not wrong i suppose lol

[cyan jasper]

Why tf did you take cs in Highschool those classes suck bro

[sterile dagger]

i took it for the credit hours

[steady moon]

it was easy.

[cyan jasper]

That’s why it must’ve sucked lol

[steady moon]

and its lwk fun.

[spice root]

AP CSA and AP CSP are like known to be the easiest APs

[ornate sparrow]

is this a universal experience? My cs class was striaght garbage in hs

[ornate sparrow]

they had us coding in visual basic twin

[steady moon]

you guys have AP for computer science? crazy.

[spice root]

are you not american?

[steady moon]

no.

[ornate sparrow]

I'm in Australia so no but we got stuff like that

[spice root]

every in america has AP computer science

[small jungle]

My cs classes in highschool were lowkey better than in college

[twilit gyro]

Anyone else wanna play

[cyan jasper]

Ok zailyn why’re you such a nice guy irl bro stay like this

[quasi nova]

What state

[ornate sparrow]

Vic

[steady moon]

its prob just my hs lmao. we dont have AP for cs and physics.

[spice root]

damn feel bad for you man

[quasi nova]

Pretty peak

[ornate sparrow]

U?

[quasi nova]

Tas

[twilit gyro]

Is anyone titled player? Here

[ornate sparrow]

good luck brotato chip you gonan freeze this winter fr

[quasi nova]

Should have done a more productive class

[small jungle]

We can't choose our classes vro

[quasi nova]

4°c rn and Hella windy, I'll need all the support I can get

[spice root]

yeah but none of them are active rn

[quasi nova]

What 😭 that's so stupid fym you can't pick your own classes

[twilit gyro]

Bro What you rating

[ornate sparrow]

where u from?

[small jungle]

Idk vro it's normal here

[spice root]

like 2400

[small jungle]

Czechia

[cyan jasper]

This sweat

[quasi nova]

How do you choose what career you wanna do?

[ornate sparrow]

do tehy not allow u to pick ur calsses there?

[spice root]

my true strength is like 800 so its wtv

[cyan jasper]

That’s bs

[twilit gyro]

😂

[ornate sparrow]

career in teh big 26? Brother we are already cooked no jobs out there

[small jungle]

I mean we could choose language and one class

[small jungle]

U pick ur major

[noble wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[twilit gyro]

Is anyone here from Pakistan

[ornate sparrow]

oh yeah fair enough I suppose, so do they have you do like core scinces and math over there?

[quasi nova]

I'm gonna be a sparky vro AI ain't getting my job, and Australia has a tradie shortage so I'm going for the instant employment one way or another bro

[ornate sparrow]

this guy gets it

[small jungle]

We did have math ye

[quasi nova]

Not being able to pick your classes is still ass

[foggy arch]

Why is chess so boring

[noble wasp]

Watching ai slowly take over everything…

[cyan jasper]

It’s not

[small jungle]

Tbh some of our classes were ahh

[ornate sparrow]

Bro gonna work like 4 hours a wekk and make like 1 million

[foggy arch]

Nah i have played Minecraft cod gta it's just better bruh

[noble wasp]

Yeah but you still gotta deal with human sized spiders so

[ornate sparrow]

just accept your open ai overlords already gang

[spice root]

i make $60 an hour coaching chess

[noble wasp]

We are so cooked😭

[ornate sparrow]

what's scarier is that we have to deal with human sized humans

[spice root]

method is coaching elementary schoolers

[foggy arch]

I make a 200

[quasi nova]

I just picked maths which is alright, music which is fun and electrotechnology vet course for the future bands in my bank account. I get to ignore all the bad classes

[spice root]

rupees?

[foggy arch]

Calculate in rupees it's in dollars

[spice root]

LMFAOOOO

[quasi nova]

That's why we have something called hands to obliterate said spiders, unless they are huntsmen, those are chill af

[lone totem]

How tf

[open swan]

good morning

[noble wasp]

Huntsmen are literally the ones I’m talking about

[ornate sparrow]

morning

[noble wasp]

200 Pennies

[cyan jasper]

I make children in my room

[foggy arch]

Bruh

[open swan]

hi ha

[foggy arch]

I don't even earn I am 16

[ornate sparrow]

gang imma need you to elaborate on that

[noble wasp]

Didn’t you just say you’re in middle school

[open swan]

finally see u talking lol

[cyan jasper]

Yep and I have middle school humor what do you expect

[daring quartz]

uhh

[noble wasp]

Making children in a sock 💔💔💔💔💔

[open swan]

??

[daring quartz]

blunder lol

[ornate sparrow]

this was meant to be a chess discord man

[quasi nova]

They are harmless, one was in my music class and we were chasing each other with it, genuinely so peak

[noble wasp]

You’re telling me brother

[noble wasp]

Idc they’re not harmless to me eyes

[sterile dagger]

Huntsmen are fine, sydney funnelwebs are the ones u dont wanna deal with

[open swan]

it would be boring if we only talked chess eh

[noble wasp]

No they’re both bad

[ornate sparrow]

You just dont want to deal with Sydney in general

[quasi nova]

One will kill you in minutes and one wants harmless hugs

[noble wasp]

For real do they want us to just ponder ruy Lopez therory all day NO ONE WANTS TO

[daring quartz]

i wouldnt rlly like to defend a girl so i would rather not to talk

[open swan]

agreed

[severe dock]

are you sure this isn't a shitposting server?

[daring quartz]

LOL

[ornate sparrow]

checkmate liberal

[brisk basin]

what;s going on here

[noble wasp]

153000 members 0 mods who care 😭

[severe dock]

this was always supposed to be vro server, not a chess server

[sudden pilot]

Polithicc

[daring quartz]

absolutely nothing

[spice root]

i never thought of this lowk

[sudden pilot]

Thought of what

[ornate sparrow]

I finally cleared 1500 rapid btw only cost me a bit of my sanity

[spice root]

polithicc

[haughty fossil]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/167151110756/analysis

[spice root]

that's pretty funny

[frosty peak]

AKMittalji (639) vs. ODTMauser (643)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Bc4 g6 3. Qf3 e6 4. d3 Bg7 5. c3 Ne7 6. Nh3 Nbc6 7. Ng5 O-O 8. Qh3 d5 9. Qxh7# 

[haughty fossil]

how i do, i do good?

[noble wasp]

You’re gonna have to start paying up a lot more

[sudden pilot]

Just ignore all the politic stuff and suffer later

[open swan]

mods are online but they rarely speak anyway

[spice root]

it was truly a terrible game

[noble wasp]

Physically unskippable thumbnail 😭

[haughty fossil]

wrong one

[ornate sparrow]

1700 bullet I think I've shortened my life expectency

[severe dock]

isn't that the video where he shoves 3000 bishops up his ass?

[foggy arch]

Anyone wanna play

[noble wasp]

Oh you’re on ur death bed

[spice root]

the only mods who speak in chat are bast and mohit

[open swan]

yeah

[daring quartz]

this single thing is making me dying

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/minato-namikaze-rasengan-gif-18625715

[haughty fossil]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/167151130842?move=0

[noble wasp]

Why did this chat have a shift swap

[frosty peak]

ODTMauser (651) vs. Lucas_Bucas (616)

Move List

1. c4 e5 2. g3 f5 3. Bg2 Nf6 4. e3 Nc6 5. Ne2 d5 6. cxd5 Nxd5 7. Nbc3 Nxc3 8. bxc3 Be6 9. O-O Bc5 10. d4 exd4 11. cxd4 Bd6 12. Bb2 O-O 13. d5 Bxd5 14. Bxd5+ Kh8 15. Nd4 Nxd4 16. Qxd4 Qg5 17. Bxb7 Rab8 18. f4 Qh5 19. Qxg7# 

[ornate sparrow]

play chess tehy said, it is fun they said

[haughty fossil]

i do good?

[daring quartz]

how do i get brilliant move

[ornate sparrow]

hamburger

[noble wasp]

Ts only fun 30% of the time 70% its torture

[cobalt oxide]

I'll play a game

[foggy arch]

To never play chess !!

[ornate sparrow]

play a move that is getter than great

[haughty fossil]

i do good?

[open swan]

my guy jynxzi won pogchamps

[daring quartz]

tf is getter

[foggy arch]

Sure what's ur id

[open swan]

i called it btw

[noble wasp]

I knew he would he’s such a little kitten

[open swan]

me too :3

[cobalt oxide]

Father_Oswald

[noble wasp]

Alr bro…

[foggy arch]

Alr

[ornate sparrow]

idk man Russian rouellete has better odds sometimes

[daring quartz]

yo uh btw i want to ask what game should i play to improve? i am playing blitz 5 min rn

[noble wasp]

I play Russian roulette every time I don’t abort d4

[sterile dagger]

100% of people who survive russian roulette say its a great game

[ornate sparrow]

the only openeings I play are King's Indian variations

[daring quartz]

lets play with me

[noble wasp]

Wait didn’t we talk about ts earlier

[noble wasp]

Who’s let’s 😭😭😭😭

[ornate sparrow]

nah you tiripping lowkey

[hollow fractal]

Is magnus in this server?

[haughty fossil]

i do good?

[noble wasp]

Guess it was someone else but I was saying kings Indian is goated

[ornate sparrow]

you shoukd do a mathematics PHD

[ornate sparrow]

you would be correct

[daring quartz]

umm

[sterile dagger]

id do my thesis on how to lie with statistics

[daring quartz]

ok

[noble wasp]

Yeah @floral pecan

[ornate sparrow]

did you know that 100% of all people who breathe air have either already died or will die at some point in the future

[hollow fractal]

Wowwwwww.

[daring quartz]

yo is there any simp in this server? like mod simp

[ornate sparrow]

ts frying me vro

[hollow fractal]

Btw I am 400 elo and I want a solid Opening as white any suggestions?

[noble wasp]

😭😭

[sterile dagger]

4 knights

[ornate sparrow]

you still have time quit chess

[noble wasp]

😭😭😭😭

[hollow fractal]

Nahh uhh I will beat the MAGGIE MAN

[ornate sparrow]

borther do not torment the poor fellow

[hollow fractal]

What in the milky way is that?

[noble wasp]

Not even I could beat Magnus bro you’re cooked

[sterile dagger]

I mean if he wants to come into this hellscape then I mean I might as well give him the most solid opening

[foggy arch]

That premove got me

[hollow fractal]

I said Maggie man not magnus

[daring quartz]

yo guys btw should i learn the every kinds indian opening move? i just remember 5 of them bc im a lazy super duper lazy guy

[noble wasp]

Oh sorry

[sterile dagger]

e4 e5 nf3 nc6 nc3 nf6

[foggy arch]

Gg @cobalt oxide

[civic merlin]

italian

[ornate sparrow]

four knights???? I mean this with all due respect but do you have CTE?

[noble wasp]

It’s really not hard all you do is fianchetto

[hollow fractal]

Sounds knightful

[ornate sparrow]

that's teh spirit

[sterile dagger]

4 knights is a really solid opening

[lone totem]

Def italian

[cobalt oxide]

You kinda under estimated me there
That opening was crazy

[sterile dagger]

I didn't say it was good, I said it was solid

[lone totem]

Too solid

[hollow fractal]

Italian hmm

[hollow fractal]

Knightful

[ornate sparrow]

but at 400 tho

[foggy arch]

You can underestimated ..that premove got me

[daring quartz]

its hard for me i only mastered scotch gambit, englund gambit, halloween gambit, kinds indian 5 first 5 move, and some other gambits

[ornate sparrow]

man's aleady lost it

[civic merlin]

but at 400 you don't need to worry about openings

[cobalt oxide]

What premove?

[noble wasp]

Yeah I think it’s hard because you focused on gambits

[hollow fractal]

I will have to after so why don't I learn now? And btw I am looking for smth aggressive

[foggy arch]

That knight I lost

[daring quartz]

idk i just learn that i think its the easiest and i find gambit easy

[sterile dagger]

I played the sicilian at 650 and it got me to 1550 so like it just goes to show that it doesn't really matter that much

[noble wasp]

When you’re 400 it’s more about focusing on basic principles than stressing about openings, they come naturally

[ornate sparrow]

@hollow fractal intensively study the rue Lopez it’s a very beginner friendly opening

[civic merlin]

well it's more that you'll naturally get most of them just by focusing on developping your pieces without blundering anything

[sterile dagger]

bro said i have CTE and then told a 400 to learn the ruy

[hollow fractal]

Confusing ik I will invent my own opening the Cody GAMBIT

[foggy arch]

When we are 400 ...I donno cause I was never a 400 💀

[noble wasp]

Just watch hikarus kings Indian video it will teach you

[ornate sparrow]

Nah wdym easy opening only has like 2 variations anyone can learn it fr

[noble wasp]

Me either gng but some people start from 0

[slow folio]

@sterile dagger yk why sindarov is being windarov?

[cobalt oxide]

Wanna rematch?
You can keep it unrated if you want

[daring quartz]

alr but later im trying to finish the entire classroom of the elites in 2 days

[hollow fractal]

Makes sense

[sterile dagger]

bro has nodirbek as a second

[foggy arch]

Lol

[noble wasp]

Gng ts is

[sterile dagger]

ofc he's Javokhir Windarov

[foggy arch]

Alr

[ornate sparrow]

Oh what Sicilian do you play? I’ve seen the theory but was never convinced

[twilit eagle]

hell yeah

[slow folio]

bcuz he has 2 queens in the tournament

[noble wasp]

?

[slow folio]

[ornate sparrow]

Ai chess players can’t talk to women

[slow folio]

it’s on bibisara’s telegram

[daring quartz]

id rather be alone than not playing chess

[slow folio]

not a cap chat

[hollow fractal]

No it's not it's rather easy js sac the queen in the 3rd move so easy and u don't have to worry about blundering your queen

[daring quartz]

YO

[slow folio]

well he can then

[ornate sparrow]

O i mean if you play chess you’re most likely already alone

[slow folio]

[daring quartz]

I GOT A CHECKMATE IN 6 MOVE IS THAT GOOD?

[hollow fractal]

Or even better js sac the king u don't have to worry at all

[ornate sparrow]

Dude that’s nothing my best is mate in 1 move fr

[daring quartz]

single for 16 years not rlly a problem for me

[sterile dagger]

I play a lot of lines

I really like to play the taimonov, but I also really like the najdorf, dragon, magnus, shveshnikov, kalashnikov, scheveningen, kan, and 4N

[slow folio]

bro won in life and Candidates

[ornate sparrow]

Hey man do you wanna talk abt it???

[twilit eagle]

is your opponent bad is the question

[daring quartz]

mate in 1 move using game abondant idk that think

[daring quartz]

idk

never rlly good with stories

[sterile dagger]

truee

[daring quartz]

oh yea btw i learn hippopotomonstosessquippedaliophobia and pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism in 15 min

[hollow fractal]

@noble wasp I heard Abt smth like jobava london what's that?

[ornate sparrow]

I’ve always found the Taimanov to be really solid lowkey, the dragon seems kind of impressive and I’m not familiar with the rest. What type of results did you get with these and in what time controls?

[ornate sparrow]

Praying for you regardless brotato chip

[hollow fractal]

I learned hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and supercalifragilisticecpialidocius in 14.9 minutes

[open swan]

jynxzi will get to 2k by end of 2026

[daring quartz]

u just freaking copy that

[sterile dagger]

I have a very good record with the sicilian in rapid and blitz, classical especially though

I'd say my best results are in the najdorf as black and the magnus as white

[foggy arch]

@oswald ez gg

[sterile dagger]

the magnus is genuinely so deranged as an opening

[hollow fractal]

I indeed copied the hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia but nothing else

[shrewd star]

bro why did i gain 200 elo in one day lose 200 elo in the next day then climb 240 elo the next is that normal bros

[ornate sparrow]

Idk man I found the difference between 1500 and 1700 to be a lot larger than 800 - 1500 personally

[shrewd star]

i got camel hump progress

[daring quartz]

dude i see u typing for just around 20 sec or smh

or girl idk

[ornate sparrow]

Man I wish I didn’t have the memory of a stale peanut so I could actually remember all the lines

[hollow fractal]

20 sec is more than enough

See this

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[shrewd star]

as someone who goes from 1500 to 1700 back to 1500 on a daily basis, i can barely tell a difference

[sterile dagger]

I know a ridiculous amount of theory for a 1500, mostly cuz I made a chess engine and had to program the opening books

[astral patrol]

im stuck on 800

[daring quartz]

i typed hippopomonstosesquippedaliophobia in 20 sec or less idk so thats impossible i am an observers so dont rlly try to trick me

[burnt loom]

teach me pls

[noble wasp]

son 😭

[cobalt oxide]

Ah-

[shrewd star]

i got to 1900 without openings im only now starting

[hollow fractal]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[ornate sparrow]

Gang are you a genius or smth???

[mental loom]

Thanks for reporting! Next time pls report on the top of their message & don't worry.

[astral patrol]

aint no way bro

[burnt loom]

i know very ery less theory, even of the ones i play

[ornate sparrow]

That’s what I mean tho breaking the 1700 barrier consistently and staying there has been tougher than breaking the 1500 barrier

[daring quartz]

u typed that in 10 sec unless u have a 144 or more wpm thats impossible

[shrewd star]

100% way bro look at my acc i aint got no openings bro just played the same moves no matter what

[astral patrol]

I was stuck on like 600 but I learned 2 openings and got to 800 but ive been stuck for a couple weeks

[hollow fractal]

I suppose

[daring quartz]

just accept defeat

[sterile dagger]

no i just have really really good memory

[hollow fractal]

What openings?

[brisk basin]

is 1000 rating good?

[astral patrol]

the london and the indian

[ornate sparrow]

What did you make the engine with?

[sterile dagger]

@ornate sparrow if you like crazy sharp lines as white and someone plays the sicilian against you, go for this

[hollow fractal]

Gang I use the same

[daring quartz]

the opposite of me

[shrewd star]

compared to average people irl? yes you will beat almost everyone you meet probably, at a chess club or in this server? no

[astral patrol]

I got to 1000 in bullet by just wasting time

[ornate sparrow]

I’m a very defensive player ngl I like to manoeuvre around the board so that’s why I stick with the modern and king’s Indian

[daring quartz]

bruh my matcha is out im too lazy to buy a new 1

[noble wasp]

you could get a lobotomy and do ts no cap

[astral patrol]

holy preformative

[sterile dagger]

c++

im working on it rn xD

[shrewd star]

L c++

[ornate sparrow]

My goat

[daring quartz]

holy gd refrences i think thats how u spelled it

[shrewd star]

wait i was making something similar in c# though

[ornate sparrow]

Incorrect

[noble wasp]

????

[brisk basin]

how to meet chess minded people irl

[shrewd star]

big up c# L c++

[daring quartz]

nah its a gd player think

[astral patrol]

no ones making geometry dash refrences bro

[daring quartz]

thing*

[noble wasp]

what im saying gng 😭

[astral patrol]

its prob a level or player idk

[ornate sparrow]

💀 bros acting like it matters what programming language you use like it all doesn’t compile into the exact same thing

[foggy arch]

Anyone wanna play

[noble wasp]

bro w crystal castles

[astral patrol]

I love them

[noble wasp]

goated asl

[astral patrol]

their story's kinda tragic but thats alr

[sterile dagger]

I mean most engines are made in C++

[civic merlin]

bars

[noble wasp]

yea its too bad, they were way ahead of their time

[sterile dagger]

C++ is just way faster than C#

[foggy arch]

How do you play chess

[daring quartz]

idk also

[astral patrol]

so many modern artists took inspiration from them like che, lucy bedroque, and slayr

[ornate sparrow]

R u also planning on making a basic AI?

[astral patrol]

many more, their impact was crazy

[civic merlin]

huh?

[brisk basin]

use python

[foggy arch]

Yea you got no eyes brother

That's why

[sterile dagger]

I mean if i had access to a proper server computer I'd train an NNUE engine

Could probably make it be 3500-3600

Rn im trying to see how far I can get with just a math based evaluation

[ornate sparrow]

With these ram prices???? Brother you’d have to be an oil Barron lmao

[sterile dagger]

its around 2400 engine rating rn, trying to get it to 2800

[civic merlin]

what?

[sterile dagger]

I mean I'm a game developer so i mean close enough ig

[foggy arch]

Exactly do that ...chess is waste of time ....I am also focusing on my aerospace

[sterile dagger]

chess engines are my pet project

[ornate sparrow]

Dude that’s sick are you a math or stem major? I’m in first year engineering and I’ve been working on some stuff like that

[ornate sparrow]

Release gta 6 lowkey

[daring quartz]

bruh i got checkmated in 5 move

[sterile dagger]

No I dropped out of college to take my current position

[foggy arch]

Congratulations

[daring quartz]

i just blundered my knight

[sterile dagger]

college isn't really helpful to me, I already know what im doing with my life

[cobalt oxide]

At least he has one
That's good for something

[foggy arch]

Doesn't teach anything?

[spice root]

not a good idea

[foggy arch]

I have one yea.... 👁️☝️

[sterile dagger]

I took a job as the chief operating officer of a studio

[ornate sparrow]

Hey if it works for you I see it as a plus that you don’t need to go into debt lowkey, I need to attend uni personally cuz in Australia an engineer is a protected role so you need to be professionally qualified

[sterile dagger]

I think it was worth it

[ornate sparrow]

Yo slide me an internship tho???

[spice root]

you could've still done college tho?

[sterile dagger]

I do not have that kind of time

to be pulling double time school + that high level of a job

[daring quartz]

guys i wanna ask smh

so i think for too long so i cant rlly use the CCA trick

[sterile dagger]

I make more than enough money doing what I do, why would I waste my time with college

[daring quartz]

what should i do

[ornate sparrow]

For most software positions college isn’t exactly important tbh experience matters more

[burnt loom]

wdym

[sterile dagger]

This, when i'm hiring people i dont even look at degrees lol

[daring quartz]

Check, Captures, Attack

[sterile dagger]

if u cant show field experience you won't be who we'd be looking for

[spice root]

oh well if its for software its a diff story

[sterile dagger]

I'm a video game developer fam

[burnt loom]

i mean wdym you cant use that

[daring quartz]

why?

[cobalt oxide]

Guys I wanna ask shaking my head

[ornate sparrow]

Especially cuz most computer science classes are pure filler. I’m taking some as an elective for my computer engineering degree and they’re pure fluff

[soft gate]

Im playing good but scared might end up banned

[sterile dagger]

If you aren't playing like an engine you wont get banned

[burnt loom]

you can just look for checks captures attacks in a position, play rapid to improve, also try to identify loose pieces?

[ornate sparrow]

I mean most jobs don’t need a degree except for roles that require professional qualifications, accounts, doctors, lawyers and engineers are the only ones

[sterile dagger]

And trust me its obvious when someone is using an engine

[burnt loom]

if you arent using an engine, you wont be banned for something you didnt do :)

[sterile dagger]

@soft gate whats your username on cc i'll look through your games

[daring quartz]

idk gotham chess told to use CCA for new players

[sterile dagger]

looks like a short game

[soft gate]

Thats the username and stuff

[ornate sparrow]

You’re fine dude don’t worry too much

[burnt loom]

play on 10+0 or 15+10

[daring quartz]

what is that

[haughty fossil]

for me i feel the same, theres a handful where i do horrid, but most times im insane

i dont wanna get banned

[sterile dagger]

new account?

[burnt loom]

whats your username

[soft gate]

Someone said any accuracy above 89 can highly get you banned if you aint on FIDE or something

[burnt loom]

oh

[spice root]

they're lying to you

[sterile dagger]

No lol, you are not playing like an engine

[soft gate]

SagnikC004

[drowsy stump]

No lol, u only get banned if u cheated

[soft gate]

I hope so, been literally studying chess lately, played a lot in school tournaments and stuff but never competed anywhere else

[ornate sparrow]

It’s over for you ngl they’re sending over a hit squad as we speak

[daring quartz]

i play on 5 in blitz is that good for improving?

[drowsy stump]

Probably not optimal

Anyone wanna play blitz?

[daring quartz]

what should i play to improve?

[candid merlin]

yes

[drowsy stump]

Longer ones

[daring quartz]

10?

[sterile dagger]

@soft gate so, that most recent game

[candid merlin]

I'm down for 3|2

[dawn plaza]

i have a rating of 200 anyone up for playing and helping me improve(i epxect to lose)

[sterile dagger]

you definitely look like you were using an engine

[drowsy stump]

What’s ur username?

[candid merlin]

YukoHatsune

[drowsy stump]

I sent

[lone totem]

chat i found peak funk

[candid merlin]

you've improved already just by expecting yourself to lose, ego can hold you back

[drowsy stump]

Was his rating above 89?

[lone totem]

hai fem

[ornate sparrow]

Go on

[burnt loom]

i suppose 5+3 is maybe okay, 10+0 and 15+10 id reccomend tho

[candid merlin]

yo wsg

[dawn plaza]

haha thanks but uh im really arse

so

[sand rapids]

Need coach

[lone totem]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0XqgE9UN4MCo5ooIwUYm7l?si=392c7c0074e244be

[daring quartz]

ill do 10+0 but i dont rlly know what that meants

[sand rapids]

Such as Gotham or botez sisters or jynxzi

[burnt loom]

okay i checked the game, those are very nice sacrifices! but you wont get banned for that dw

[burnt loom]

10 minutes with no increment

[ornate sparrow]

Pluh

[soft gate]

Bruv stop scaring me😵‍💫

[lone totem]

pluhh

[sterile dagger]

94.8

[candid merlin]

Slava funk kinda slaps more

[soft gate]

Yep you gone through me profile?

[sterile dagger]

I am very sus of this game @soft gate

[sand rapids]

Any coach who is better than me? (Every coach)

[lone totem]

bet

[sterile dagger]

you found a kinda ridiculous idea for your rating in 8 seconds

[daring quartz]

oh ok

[ornate sparrow]

Ngl I be listening to some bangers like that when I’m playing chess

[true grove]

SKILL ISSUE

[burnt loom]

nope i think he played legitimately

[lone totem]

good vo still on that chess break
although i played 2 blitz games yesterday, won 1 lost 1

[soft gate]

Thats the thing cuz I wasny

[sterile dagger]

Im looking at the 95% accuracy game

[lone totem]

noice
myself i like to play quiet

[burnt loom]

yea

[sterile dagger]

I know who i can ask, sec

[ornate sparrow]

Scary. You sit at the board and play with yourself just like Magnus Carlson preached

[lone totem]

😭

[sand rapids]

Found this

[haughty fossil]

im boutta become best 600

[ornate sparrow]

Over or under 2000 on cc?

[lone totem]

2150

[ornate sparrow]

Bro looks like he’s chilling

[sand rapids]

Should I ignore it?

[gaunt plank]

Finally, I’ve reached 1700 in blitz. I can’t wait to lose another 10 matches in a row.

[haughty fossil]

sleep deprived femboi becoming best 600 in streaming 3

[lone totem]

is japanese anime funk the new hype

[ornate sparrow]

Man that’s mad impressive how did you get there?

[lone totem]

youtube videos
1-2 chess books
stockfish analysis for openings

[ornate sparrow]

You sound like an old man who’s out of the loop 🙏

[lone totem]

💔

[ornate sparrow]

How long did it take?

[lone totem]

like 3 years

[ornate sparrow]

Good lord

I’ve been at this for like 1.5 years and I feel like giving up lowkey

[tender pagoda]

whats cc btw

[lone totem]

hey still time

[dawn plaza]

myself i cant use stockfish bcuz i play kings indian and it lowkey crashes out

[lone totem]

centimetre cubed

[molten narwhal]

dang everybody talking about chess in this server

[lone totem]

its chess.com 🥹

[candid merlin]

ggs

[sterile dagger]

@burnt loom check dms

[sand rapids]

Lol

[tender pagoda]

oh 💔

[small jungle]

Impressive haman cakma

[drowsy stump]

@candid merlin ggs, u played well

[tender pagoda]

2150 blitz or rapid tho

[lone totem]

rapid 💔
im 1950 blitz

[ornate sparrow]

I mean I’m 1550 rapid at the moment and all my tower ratings are like 1600-1700 but idk if it’s worth it for me personally to reach that level yk cuz I jsut feel like there’s will always be someone better

[candid merlin]

I gave this guy some of my recommendations

[dawn plaza]

who wonn

[soft gate]

I really hope so if you check my previous game even in those the accuracy and rating was good but I still lost

[tender pagoda]

blitz and bullet is NOT for the weak

[candid merlin]

I didn't 😭😭😭

[lone totem]

oh theres definitely still time

[ornate sparrow]

Imagine being under 2000 elo in the big 26 you should give up lowkey (joking)

[tender pagoda]

im 1460 smth rn and im 600 blitz and bullet

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/mambo-gif-4427863147736265234

[lone totem]

🔥

[ornate sparrow]

MAMBO

[soft gate]

Bro Idk how to explain my innocence and if I get banned i swear imma cry

[small jungle]

When 2000 blitz vro

[dawn plaza]

kings indian of hopes and dreams

[lone totem]

maybe

[sterile dagger]

Dude the thing that gets me isn't your moves, its your time usage

[dusky sinew]

finally 504 elo rapid yeyeyeyeyeyeye

[burnt loom]

where

[drowsy stump]

I did

[dawn plaza]

im black

[sterile dagger]

Message requests maybe

[tender pagoda]

go random shit go

[small jungle]

Just get coached by @gentle gorge vro

[sterile dagger]

i sent you something

[candid merlin]

@lone totem pls teach me 😭😔😭✌🏻🩷🥶😭✌🏻✌🏻🩷🩷

[quasi nova]

Whats your blitz now

[drowsy stump]

Nah the knight sac was a decent idea

[blazing wyvern]

hey who wants to look at my io and give me feedback

[lone totem]

💔 💔 💔 im a retired patzer boo

[dawn plaza]

lost all my pawns

[lone totem]

1957

[candid merlin]

NO

[ornate sparrow]

Okay you’re definitely an unc 😭

[candid merlin]

lmao thxx

[quasi nova]

So close vro

[lone totem]

no im not even a major

[steady moon]

blitz is too easy.

[potent garden]

MARTIN WHAT 😭

[ornate sparrow]

Literally 1984

[dusky sinew]

gng im 504 elo now won with 89% accuracy and im on 5 win streak

[tender pagoda]

253 in 1 week is crazy

[lone totem]

[candid merlin]

bro is allergic to wood

[gaunt plank]

Guys I have been playing nothing but london system only am I cooked?

[soft gate]

I can tell, idk how to explain, been studying chess a lot, the pawn structure, and a lot of Grandmaster games per say, my fav is tal tbh but i dont think all of it adds up either

[quasi nova]

I should play blitz on cc more, I should be able to hit 1700 relatively easily but idk about 1800

[ornate sparrow]

Gang r we fr go like watch coco melon or smth

[dawn plaza]

wooopeeeeeee

[candid merlin]

my fav is Garry Blunderov

[dawn plaza]

can someone teach me kings indian

[sterile dagger]

Dude watching GMs play doesn't make you calculate Bxg7 in 8 seconds lol youre not even 1400

[lone totem]

[ornate sparrow]

Something something bishop smth smth

[soft gate]

Look wt this one

[dawn plaza]

lmao

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[candid merlin]

bxg7 my favorite sacrifice ✌🏻✌🏻🩷

[quasi nova]

Move pawn, bishop behind pawn, knight block bishop, small pawn push

[main owl]

Ayyy!!! W.

[sterile dagger]

That would have been 90+% if you didn't make a catastrophic blunder

[ornate sparrow]

He could just be trolling I don’t see why someone would be so stressed over being banned for cheating if they aren’t cheating

[quasi nova]

When 2000 blitz

[candid merlin]

25 years

[dawn plaza]

is it good at my elo?

[small jungle]

My peak is like 2020 blitz vro

[dawn plaza]

which is like 300sth

[ornate sparrow]

Man that’s a lot of years

[soft gate]

Exactly

[quasi nova]

I don't think anyone is gonna play into it at all

[candid merlin]

yes

[quasi nova]

Peak isn't currently over 2000 is it vro

[candid merlin]

I would probably be a SGM at that year

[small jungle]

It is vro

[dawn plaza]

sometimes it works sometimes it doesnt

[ornate sparrow]

Have you considered seeking employment?

[drowsy stump]

Bgx7 isn’t that hard to find at 1300 imo

[quasi nova]

My fault vro I meant your elo isn't currently over 2000 blitz

[candid merlin]

no im 14

[dawn plaza]

cause people are too addicted to london and i think theres a counter to that in there

[drowsy stump]

Just report and move one

[small jungle]

It is vro

[dusky sinew]

[tender pagoda]

london is not real bro

[ornate sparrow]

Ew

[candid merlin]

ok unc

[quasi nova]

Ts bot says 1909

[tender pagoda]

i havent seen ts at ALL while climbing the ladder

[ornate sparrow]

GANG IM LOTERALLY 18

[small jungle]

Anti Dobyvatel2 propaganda vro

[quasi nova]

Vro missed everything

[burnt loom]

why did you play f4 in the game

[candid merlin]

ok unc

[candid merlin]

ok unc

[tender pagoda]

croak old hag

[ornate sparrow]

Imagine being born after 2010

[quasi nova]

When shall we play our first game together bro it'll be generational

[dusky sinew]

im not touching rapid for 5 dyas bro not b4 i 100% caro and kid or kia

[sterile dagger]

@soft gate why did you play f4

[candid merlin]

ok old hag

[small jungle]

Idk vro

[ornate sparrow]

I’m gonna curse you, aching knees after you turn 20

[small jungle]

Not now tho I just woke up

[burnt loom]

@soft gate can you explain f4

[tender pagoda]

4 years

[quasi nova]

When I get good I'll challenge you

[tender pagoda]

plenty of time

[steady moon]

hes still 4 years away from completing the tutorial.

[dawn plaza]

horrifying curse

[ornate sparrow]

Better enjoy those 4 years bromide your ones will never be the same

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-coin-joe-coin-emotiguy-emoti-guy-gif-5950636071310089815

[quasi nova]

Already got that now 💪

[ornate sparrow]

I curse you with a 3% chance of pulling a back muscle every morning you wake up

[tender pagoda]

lowk wouldnt mind as long as i could still walk to otb tournaments tho

[ornate sparrow]

I can’t really curse you with anything since you’re a sparky

[dusky sinew]

no shi they r still feotus

[dawn plaza]

unc If this is what you go through on a daily basis i feel bad unc

[sterile dagger]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cinnamon-roll-cinnamon-rolls-3

[candid merlin]

now why are we cyberbullying 💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔💔😭💔😭💔

[hushed thistle]

AAA

[sterile dagger]

never, check dms

[dawn plaza]

lmao

[ornate sparrow]

Gang r we good???

[dawn plaza]

he understands it now

[tender pagoda]

no pressure

[quasi nova]

Bro spoke in battery

[tender pagoda]

what openings did you run to 1995

[steady moon]

AAA

[quasi nova]

Not yet, I'm still straight

[paper goblet]

evaluate this position

[ornate sparrow]

Give it 6 months

[main owl]

You can only truly learn openings by trying them. Avoiding playing stunts your growth.

[steady moon]

lwk just main bongcloud bro.

[dusky sinew]

go and complain to cybersecurity

[burnt loom]

@soft gate

[dawn plaza]

lmao

[candid merlin]

no

[quasi nova]

I'll be anxiously awaiting it

[upbeat cedar]

your qtpie?

[paper goblet]

oh ho white is up a pawn
yipee

[tender pagoda]

black is winning

[dusky sinew]

bro how is u less then 500 in big 2026(i just got to 504

[paper goblet]

how much is the advantage

[ornate sparrow]

It’s okay you and your bf can go an spend your millions together

[candid merlin]

can you stfu im playing ff6

[tender pagoda]

prob +3 after they retreat the queen and qxb2

[paper goblet]

where can the queen even retreat

[dusky sinew]

i cant stfu bro make me do so

[tender pagoda]

qd7?

[candid merlin]

just tape your mouth or hang yourself

like stfu dude

[quasi nova]

It'll be cinema