💬〡chess-talk

[candid merlin]

I'm a nerd irl though

[tight parcel]

Uhhh

[copper bone]

Youre a girl so its okay

[candid merlin]

(newbie nerd)

[tight parcel]

Just don't squint

[heady gale]

Nerds shud be +2000

[astral patrol]

redv2 just wants to talk bad about everything for no reason

[candid merlin]

no

[tight parcel]

Can you make a robo girlfriend

[copper bone]

What

[tight parcel]

If so how much I'll negotiate

[copper bone]

Sm1 defend my honor

[candid merlin]

yea lol i play like Mikhail Tal randomly in some games (brilliant moves at 200 elo)

[jade crypt]

Beautiful

[candid merlin]

n o

[copper bone]

We got socrates

Socrates whats your name

[candid merlin]

holy shit Socrates I'm a big big BIIIIGGGG fan :33

[tight parcel]

Hey I thought you were executed

[tight parcel]

Socrates

[jade crypt]

Glad to meet you

[copper bone]

He died for our sins

[tight parcel]

Wasn't that Jesus

[hybrid forum]

do puzzle rush elos correspond with typical play rating elo, so like a 1600 rated puzzle is smth you would expect a 1600 to figure out

[jade crypt]

Keem Brought me back

[copper bone]

Biased towards females

[heady gale]

Not at all

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/blushing-anime-gif-3082722171963894826

[copper bone]

Horny socrates not replying to me

[jade crypt]

What the fock bro

[shell lynx]

[jade crypt]

Im not bro

[copper bone]

Whats that bulge then

[west iron]

i finally beat nelson and sven but i dont have photo since i did it at school

[hybrid forum]

elaborate then whats its similar to

[candid merlin]

mambo

[shell lynx]

Nice

[jade crypt]

Dwg what

Relax

[heady gale]

There is no correlation

[jade crypt]

I aint like that

[copper bone]

Proud of you

[candid merlin]

Garry Kasparov can you pls play w me 🙏🙏🙏🙏🥹🥹🥹

[copper bone]

Repent

[hybrid forum]

yo this isnt how it works

[upbeat portal]

Ggs @rare thunder

[heady gale]

It really is

[jade crypt]

Dear Lord,Im sorry for all my sins

[copper bone]

He lost obv

[grave sorrel]

Good boy

[hybrid forum]

if two things have a positive correlation then theres going to be some quantifiable way to compare the two

[rare thunder]

Sorry GG @upbeat portal

[upbeat portal]

You have to look for forks

[rare thunder]

ok

[jade crypt]

Shut up

[upbeat portal]

It's ok

[candid merlin]

matikanetannhauser will find you

[rare thunder]

Friend me

[tight parcel]

Socrates you were an idol worshipper

[copper bone]

Now get on your knees

[grave sorrel]

vishnu will find you

[hybrid forum]

if two things have a positive correlation then theres going to be some quantifiable way to compare the two

[candid merlin]

n o

[jade crypt]

Not for you

[rare thunder]

@upbeat portal friend me

[copper bone]

For lord

[heady gale]

Some 2000 puzzles are easier than some 1500 puzzles

[copper bone]

Be a good socrates

[jade crypt]

For god yea

[hybrid forum]

so theres a chance theyre easier just like your opponents lmao

[copper bone]

Do what youre told

[jade crypt]

Im not a good boy

[jade crypt]

No

[heady gale]

No

[copper bone]

Youre easy to handle

[jade crypt]

Piss off

[upbeat portal]

And also, stop developing your queen so early, if you don't know how to protect her, instead try developing your horses and bishops

[hybrid forum]

so youre winning every game at your elo, and losing the second you get one game above your average?

[upbeat portal]

Okay

[rare thunder]

ok

[candid merlin]

hi it's me

[rare thunder]

I sent the request

[copper bone]

He wont learn

[grave sorrel]

a 2800 grandmaster told me that developing the queen early is good

[copper bone]

Its over for your @rare thunder

Retire

[sour sand]

This is actually not even believable. I have lost the last 24 chess games in a row

[rare thunder]

I'll do that when I get time and then I'll try and beat you

[heady gale]

Maggie

[candid merlin]

he's probably joking lmao

[rare thunder]

Never

[copper bone]

You cant do this

[sour sand]

People I play have to be cheating idk

[copper bone]

Give up

[jade crypt]

Youre gonna lose in 3 moves

I predict it

[rare thunder]

I don't care, I don't listen to haters

[grave sorrel]

why would he joke? I was genuinely asking for advice… i think he was serious

[upbeat portal]

❤️ hope you good luck

[copper bone]

Youll be frustrated and defeated then youll realise redv2 was right

[candid merlin]

[jade crypt]

Red youre gonna feel my wrath

[copper bone]

Youre gonna feel my warmth

[rare thunder]

Cya

[grave sorrel]

which type of pain

[jade crypt]

Stop getting maternal on me😡

[copper bone]

Hey pingpongdude idgaf about you either

[heady gale]

nvm I think @copper bone has some kind of mental disease

[grave sorrel]

it’s not a disease, it’s a condition

[candid merlin]

developing your queen early can lead to threats from your opponent, which can lead to you wasting moves not developing unless you'll find a brilliant move afterwards (low chance maybe)

[rare thunder]

@upbeat portal friend me on discord i gtg cya

[heady gale]

atp it’s disease

[copper bone]

Defend my honor instead of correcting him

[grave sorrel]

so do you think it can spread to you?

[copper bone]

Heyyyy brilliant only smarttt person here

[candid merlin]

reading chess books is so helpful ngl

[heady gale]

Negative feelings

[candid merlin]

at 200 elo 💔

[grave sorrel]

you can’t inherit it and it cant spread so how is it a disease

[heady gale]

I mean disease don’t always spread

[copper bone]

Clearly got into your head

[gaunt knot]

I FINALLY DONE EN PASSANT

[copper bone]

Proud of you son

You won the game?

[gaunt knot]

AND I GOT 200 ELO

[candid merlin]

g²

[copper bone]

W

[gaunt knot]

Yeah

[grave sorrel]

WOAH

i wish I gained 200 elo in one game

[copper bone]

I thought you wrote lbs

[grave sorrel]

oh..

[jade crypt]

Some random guy just dmd me that im gay

[heady gale]

[candid merlin]

for some reason, you can get 200 elo in some low rated games (once??)

[copper bone]

True

[upbeat portal]

If you know how to protect her, it is good

[gaunt knot]

Lemme gold your hand when I tell you this

[shell lynx]

Takes one to know one

[grave sorrel]

How much elo do you get if you’re around 300 rlo and win against a 2000?

[spare axle]

your pfp and name being socrates make everything you say funnier

[upbeat portal]

A queen alone can't win the game

[copper bone]

What if i dont have a queen yet

[gaunt knot]

I just reached 200 elo

[candid merlin]

900 million

[jade crypt]

Why everyone hating on mee

[gaunt knot]

😭

[copper bone]

I have a literal shooting star on my pfp and you say nothing about my glorious texts

[shell lynx]

U gain a fair play ban

[heady gale]

16

[grave sorrel]

Allan McGregor, king of france, please stop

[grave sorrel]

oh.. what if they mouse slipped into a one move checkmate

[spare axle]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-handsome-men-jerma985-jerma-twitch-gif-14556994246222571381

[gaunt knot]

I don’t like France, the only good thing there is en passant, and French toast

[copper bone]

Worst gif ever

[spare axle]

like cmon this is hilarious

[jade crypt]

And Olise

[candid merlin]

butter toast is better

[grave sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/w-speed-kaisgolazo-speed-drinking-water-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-water-gif-5824894989253361244

[gaunt knot]

I hate butter Ngl

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-what-did-you-say-speed-mad-lightning-voicemod-gif-14503448160351004988

[copper bone]

I like how france surrenders and be a good little nation
Submissive

[jade crypt]

Dawg

[spare axle]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-stare-jerma-jerma-stare-meme-gif-7356049281502534783

[ornate jewel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/that-boy-kill-speed-WMVYL6hQharzT8DukX

[candid merlin]

im too

[gaunt knot]

Just how I like it 😈

[copper bone]

Stop

[copper bone]

Ill take you

[copper bone]

Youre my son for a reason

[jade crypt]

[candid merlin]

bobby Fischer what happened to u 😭😭

[spare axle]

one more one more

[gaunt knot]

Ive been trying to sleep for 3 hours straight

[copper bone]

Stop whos that guy

[gaunt knot]

It’s not even funny

[upbeat portal]

I'm playing Skyrim right now, why does everybody keeps asking me if I'm alright? it's just a broken leg

[copper bone]

Whats keeping you awake

[grave sorrel]

what happened to the og chess community? lowkey kinda dry

[jade crypt]

My philosophy

[spare axle]

world superstar Jeremy Elbertson

[gaunt knot]

France existing

[copper bone]

Youre dead and forgotten

[glass tartan]

maybe they all died

[ancient zealot]

if philosophy is your power what are you without it

[candid merlin]

it became https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1488066335891132477/chesstalk.gif

[copper bone]

Idk that

[jade crypt]

RAHHHHHHH

[spare axle]

here let me show u

[ancient zealot]

og chess community?

[gaunt knot]

It’s done its job jst get rid of it atp ✌️

[spare axle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jerma-jerma985-jDyD6CELIE5P6i8Aew

[grave sorrel]

Yes, the one without 24/7 gif spam and brainrot

[copper bone]

…

[ancient zealot]

chess has been a thing for 100s of years

og chess community isdead

[copper bone]

Mr obvious

[gaunt knot]

Literally

[candid merlin]

I'm going to squish you with my ;@+-#8$;($;$

[glass tartan]

og chess community maybe they all died

[ancient zealot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/huh-interrogation-questionning-tJhpLcLhnpSBvoaxLv

[copper bone]

Behave

[grave sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-computer-drake-gif-15256762025045119183

[candid merlin]

thi#hs

[ancient zealot]

this?

[candid merlin]

guess

[jade crypt]

Jid keeping me awake

[candid merlin]

yes sir

[glass tartan]

makes me feel like listening to some gangster rap

[jade crypt]

A thinker like me

[copper bone]

Good girl

[candid merlin]

sry im taken

[copper bone]

What makes this world a great place

[grave sorrel]

Listening to king von helps with stimulating the brain to develop more philosophical quotes

[glass tartan]

world is not a great place.

[copper bone]

Castle it get in my arms

[candid merlin]

compare the world to the internet 😭

[fluid compass]

It's honestly better than listening to anything else while playing chess

[gaunt knot]

Anyone want a game?

[grave sorrel]

@jade crypt needs to try it

[candid merlin]

no

[copper bone]

It is

[jade crypt]

No

[copper bone]

Socrates cant even answer one simple question

[grave sorrel]

You’ll never know until you try it

[gaunt knot]

Cheer up

[copper bone]

Not a thinker at all

[jade crypt]

I need Jid,Kanye,Tyler

[glass tartan]

iyou have alot to learn still

[jade crypt]

Ask Away

[copper bone]

Hey unc how old are you

[candid merlin]

god is with the angelic remix is sooo amazing (I forgot the name 😭😭)

[gaunt knot]

Why are you always in the ai videos

[jade crypt]

AND BABY KEEEEMM

[jade crypt]

Cuz i need to ragebait that skeleton

[covert dagger]

Socrates what is the meaning of life

[candid merlin]

umazing

[covert dagger]

Please say chess

[glass tartan]

if the world is so great, why did they kill Jesus?

[covert dagger]

Otherwise I’m wasting my life

[copper bone]

To die

[candid merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[grave sorrel]

..

[gaunt knot]

Mid ahh Roman guys

[grave sorrel]

Can you be morally responsible if your choices are determined?

[fluid compass]

The meaning of life is not anything you will find, it is something you must scooby doo

[spare axle]

idk i never met the guy

[covert dagger]

That’s pretty deep for someone who isn’t Socrates

[wet basin]

anyone willing to watch me play and give me tips?

[copper bone]

For good to exist we must have bad in the world

If there wasnt bad how would you know whats good

[twin patio]

cause he was ruining the world

[fluid compass]

Look at my pfp genius

It's Socrates

[potent gulch]

Omg what's happening

[copper bone]

Philosophy lesson

[spare axle]

Socrates cameo

[jade crypt]

Yes,Your choices are decided for you,but you can always hold back yourself

[potent gulch]

Bet bet 🔥

[spare axle]

hmmmmmmmm

[copper bone]

Gender?

[gaunt knot]

If every choice you make is shaped by causes outside your control—biology, upbringing, environment—then in what sense are you truly free, and can responsibility exist without genuine freedom?

[potent gulch]

Peak 🔥

[wet basin]

anyone answer me?.........

[spare axle]

bro

[heady gale]

What’s up

[potent gulch]

Rather keep this low-key 💀

[copper bone]

Are you a male

[jade crypt]

We are and will never truly be free

[potent gulch]

Maybe yes maybe no

[wet basin]

just wonder if anyone would be willing to either watch me play and give tips or tell me tips for 300 elo

[copper bone]

What makes you so cautious

[heady gale]

I’m good

[tawny ledge]

Hello, Chat

[jade crypt]

I JUST GOT AN AD ON SPOTIFY GRRRR

[gaunt knot]

If consciousness is nothing more than the result of physical processes in the brain, determined entirely by prior causes stretching back to the beginning of the universe, yet your direct experience feels undeniably personal, immediate, and self-authored, how can you reconcile the illusion of a freely choosing “self” with a reality that may be fully predetermined—and if that sense of self is an illusion, who or what is it that is experiencing the illusion, questioning it, and seeking truth in the first place?

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/taylor-mega-sorry-not-sorry

[potent gulch]

I've saw some freaky ahhh stuff 😭🙏

[honest brook]

look up

[copper bone]

You sound like someome i know

[spare axle]

people asking very insistently tends to have this effect lmao

[potent gulch]

No I don't 😨

[cold ore]

yo guys i reached 1500 elo no losses

[buoyant warren]

https://tenor.com/view/socrates-socrates-walking-socrates-walks-up-socrates-comes-up-socrates-tuff-gif-6665560380371568194

[tawny ledge]

Neat 😎

Keep it up vro

[jade crypt]

Its us

[cold ore]

thanks ima get 1600 next

[copper bone]

I know you somehow the way you speak you remind me of someone

[honest brook]

holy yap

[gaunt knot]

Rookie numbers, try get a 214 elo like me

[copper bone]

Write again shorter this time

[cold ore]

@steady moon wanna bet me

[potent gulch]

We're all alone and stuck inside our own heads, nobody not even ourselves can proof we're truly real at all

[thin birch]

Hello guys hru

[gaunt knot]

Isnt it the smaller you elo the better you are?

[tawny ledge]

Holy Socrates

[spare axle]

is big word hard :(

[cold ore]

alr @steady moon ill dm you it

[honest brook]

do you think this is golf

[cold ore]

when i win ofc

[covert dagger]

APRO

[glass tartan]

dont see how any person can see the world as a great place..

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-terrified-gif-10236982897096038637

[gaunt knot]

Yes

[copper bone]

No but guess whats hard

[potent gulch]

KEEMIIITT :3!!!

[covert dagger]

HAIIII

[steady moon]

chill I believe you.

[potent gulch]

Hewooooo ^^

[spare axle]

enlighten me

[copper bone]

Im watching you

[cold ore]

i beat a 3200 bot

[potent gulch]

Nuh uh Nuh uh 😨

[jade crypt]

The World is a terrible place,when we face difficulty we should not blame others,not even ourself,we should use it as a leqrning experience and go forward in life

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-load-of-this-pointing-pointing-finger-car-wheel-gif-2572264087411888860

[copper bone]

wheres please

[potent gulch]

LMAO 😭

[spare axle]

must've dropped it somewhere

[gaunt knot]

If a game like Chess is defined by strict, unchanging rules and a finite board, yet produces an almost infinite number of possible positions and outcomes, what does that suggest about the nature of freedom within constraint? When two players sit across from each other, are they truly expressing creativity and individuality, or are they simply navigating pre-existing pathways that were always mathematically possible, waiting to be discovered? If every position can, in theory, be evaluated as winning, losing, or drawing with perfect play, does that mean the “best” game has already been determined, even if no human has ever played it?

And if that is the case, what role does intention, intuition, or even genius play in a game where the outcome might already exist in an abstract sense beyond human reach? Is a brilliant move truly created in the moment, or merely uncovered from a vast, invisible structure of logic? Furthermore, when a player sacrifices material for long-term advantage, is that decision an act of faith, calculation, or something deeper—an expression of how humans assign value under uncertainty?

Ultimately, if chess mirrors life in its balance of strategy, risk, and consequence, does mastering the game bring us closer to understanding reality itself, or does it instead reveal how limited our perception is when trying to grasp systems far more complex than we can ever fully solve?

[copper bone]

Youre from east asia

[honest brook]

bro

[cold ore]

if they judgeing people is your power what are you without it

[spare axle]

WJOA

[tawny ledge]

Yeah, ain’t nobody reading that

[copper bone]

My jaw dropped when i saw you

[cold ore]

its finite outcomes

[tawny ledge]

Holy, I summoned him 😭

[jade crypt]

I dont judge,I question, I make people realize that they arent who they think they are

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/freak-flag-dont-be-a-freak

[gaunt knot]

Tf you mean that was my question

[honest brook]

If it's beyond human reach it doesn't matter just work with what we can do bro it's not that complicated

[tawny ledge]

Okay, we summoned him

[copper bone]

You never replied to me

Youre a fraud for this

[jade crypt]

Ima sleep

[gaunt knot]

Teamwork

[copper bone]

End it bro

[tawny ledge]

Teamwork**

[covert dagger]

Good night Socrates bro

[jade crypt]

Fine

[gaunt knot]

Zactly

[covert dagger]

YESSSS

WHAT NO CHANGE IT BACK

[jade crypt]

Gn

[covert dagger]

I LIKED THE COMMUNIST PART

[glass tartan]

i love my block list

[potent gulch]

Nuhh

[copper bone]

SEA

[tawny ledge]

Crazy

[copper bone]

You little

[potent gulch]

I live inside the ocean

[honest brook]

can I visit it

[copper bone]

SEA is south east asia

[tawny ledge]

Say hi to my pet fish for me, I think a shark ate him

[potent gulch]

UHHHHMMM actually uhhh, I live in ANTARCTICA yes

[honest brook]

what in the larp is this

[potent gulch]

Awwww :c I'll for sure

[copper bone]

Is that why youre so cold to me

[tawny ledge]

Yay :D

[potent gulch]

😭

[tawny ledge]

…damn—

[covert dagger]

Ooh fiery

[tawny ledge]

Chat, be nice to each other 😔

[potent gulch]

Better than hot 😭

[covert dagger]

Guys why can’t we all just be friends

[copper bone]

You tell em

[potent gulch]

I fear him

[tawny ledge]

Exactly, let’s all be fwens :3

[copper bone]

I dont wanna be in the friendzone broski

[honest brook]

you wanna be friends with that guy?

[copper bone]

Fym that guy

[honest brook]

you

[copper bone]

Oh then say it like it is

[potent gulch]

The one whom first interaction with me was "gender?"😭

[glass tartan]

rude people i dont chat with

[tawny ledge]

Guess we all just hate that guy now 🤷

[copper bone]

You see how cool iam

Straight forward honest

[honest brook]

dweeb

[potent gulch]

I like that but still scared

[copper bone]

I dont bite

[tawny ledge]

Idk, the first interaction with one of my bestest friends was him asking me “why are you Mexican?”

[copper bone]

I lick

[covert dagger]

Fear who

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/check-yourself

[copper bone]

Fear God son

[covert dagger]

YEHHHH

[tawny ledge]

Fear me.

[covert dagger]

God is that you?

[tawny ledge]

For I am -279 ELO in Chess.com.

[potent gulch]

That's even worse 😭

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-gazer-gazer-solluminati-dissappointed-solluminati-meme-wtf-gif-458323424757407069

[covert dagger]

Oh no… I didn’t see that message

[potent gulch]

LMAOOO, I'd Friend you at the same moment

[glass tartan]

most of the time people are ok ,

[copper bone]

oh

[glass tartan]

very few rude people i find in here, but when i do, they go to my block list

[copper bone]

Its not im just a little boy

[tawny ledge]

Bro has the entire server blocked

[copper bone]

Who needs some care and love

[potent gulch]

I'm too friendly to even block rude people 💔

[copper bone]

And some chess lessons

[tawny ledge]

Your mo—

[covert dagger]

Apro at least ignore them

[honest brook]

is it like hueco mundo

[copper bone]

Broski

[covert dagger]

Like the mute button

[copper bone]

It was

A sentence

Incomplete

[potent gulch]

Loll it's fine, it's funny anyway

[glass tartan]

every person has a block list in here, some use it more then others, thats your choice

[steady moon]

can I go on it?

[tawny ledge]

Can I?

[copper bone]

Im accepted

Good news

[tawny ledge]

Good job! :D

[potent gulch]

Leaving a very confidential important message, If I desappear, is because my phone died for lack of water (battery)🥺🙏

[copper bone]

Pat my back

[tawny ledge]

*Pats your head.*

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover Still not ready?

[copper bone]

Which one

[potent gulch]

Yes, get this guy for me

[tawny ledge]

Tf 😭

Ayo? Get away from me—

[covert dagger]

You guys are the pinnacle of this

[potent gulch]

LMAOOO looks like someone changed it's mind

[tawny ledge]

Yeah, hell naw, you got dat vro

[potent gulch]

Agreed and I love it ;3

[potent gulch]

Not me eitherrrr eyyy 😭

[tawny ledge]

Let’s just send Kermit to do it for us

[cold ore]

i won again

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dolores-jane-umbridge-harry-potter-3

[uneven plover]

Going.

[copper bone]

🥺

[cold ore]

1533 elo

[tawny ledge]

Niiiiice

[uneven plover]

I’m ready,

[potent gulch]

Yes @covert dagger it's on you now :3

[uneven plover]

@wooden sphinx

[cold ore]

ima aim for 3200 elo

[copper bone]

Why are you talking of me like im some wild animal

[cold ore]

im jk lol

[covert dagger]

Wait do what

[potent gulch]

Eyyy nice!!!!! You're cooking 🔥

[tawny ledge]

Aim for 6700

[covert dagger]

😓

[cold ore]

ill try xd

[cold ore]

thanks

[potent gulch]

YES, no wait...

[tawny ledge]

Heheeheh.

[cold ore]

ill go against hikaru and magnus atp

[tawny ledge]

Seis siete

[covert dagger]

APRO DO WHAT

[potent gulch]

Idk, hang out with @copper bone XD too freaky for us

[copper bone]

Wym against? Are you gonna protest

[potent gulch]

Ewilll grrrr

[tawny ledge]

:)

[covert dagger]

OH EW I JUST SAW THAT MESSAGW BELL NAW

Tragic misspell

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/electrahyuka-evil-smile-kitten-evil-smile-kitten-smile-cat-smile-gif-16905817879863506027

[cold ore]

if i did

[potent gulch]

LMAOOO

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[potent gulch]

"BELL NAH" new quote!!!

[copper bone]

Ill never forgive you for this

[tawny ledge]

“Bell nah” is my new favorite sentence

[potent gulch]

Awww :c

[stiff quarry]

MY DUDES

[covert dagger]

I think I just became somewhat of a celebrity

[tawny ledge]

No hablo inglés

[potent gulch]

Grrr <:3

[stiff quarry]

MY DUDESSSS

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/car-attack-gif-17041714682877993979

[copper bone]

My heart is broken now

[potent gulch]

Same same

[copper bone]

Yo

[stiff quarry]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I WON THIS

[potent gulch]

Noooo repair that up

[stiff quarry]

https://www.chess.com/game/167099526574

[copper bone]

What did you win

[stiff quarry]

THIS GAME

[copper bone]

Explain here im not gonna click no malicious link

[potent gulch]

It's literally chess.com 😭🙏

Don't worry lol

[copper bone]

What if he hacks my phone

[potent gulch]

Just hack him back

[tawny ledge]

Chess.com has viruses now??!!?!!?!?!

[copper bone]

Just like the way you hacked into my heart

[stiff quarry]

IT'S A CHESS.COM LINK DUDE

[tawny ledge]

Ong, easy solution

[potent gulch]

Idk 😭lmaoo

[copper bone]

Dear basketball

[jade crypt]

Any of u play pressure

[solar leaf]

check out my chess account bro https://www.xvideos.com/

[tawny ledge]

We play Chess

[covert dagger]

I thought you went to sleep

[potent gulch]

Vrooooo 😭

[jade crypt]

I couldnt sleep

[potent gulch]

There are minors here broooo 😭

[copper bone]

Looks like a legit link

[covert dagger]

I don’t wanna know what that is 😭

[tawny ledge]

Oh, it’s the actual link 😭

I just clicked on it

[covert dagger]

u clicked it…

[potent gulch]

Corn 🌽

[covert dagger]

NOO WHY

[potent gulch]

LMAOOOOOO

[solar leaf]

of course it's the actual link to my chess account

[copper bone]

Kermit the frog acting like she dont know any of thay

[tawny ledge]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A CHESS.COM LINK DISGUISED AS A SUS LINK

[grave cobalt]

Okay :)

[jade crypt]

Oh god

[potent gulch]

KNEW IT

[covert dagger]

NO

[tawny ledge]

IM SORRY GUYS

[covert dagger]

YOU POOR INNOCENT SOUL

[potent gulch]

Accurate reaction

[tawny ledge]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

[potent gulch]

It's fine it's fine 😞🙏

[copper bone]

Made socrates have orgasm

[tawny ledge]

*Explodes.*

[jade crypt]

I shouldve known

[potent gulch]

explodes too

[jade crypt]

SHUT UP RED

[potent gulch]

🔥

[jade crypt]

Ill kill you

[potent gulch]

*kiss

[copper bone]

I made a great thinker mad

[covert dagger]

Socrates would never

[copper bone]

Wym kiss

[jade crypt]

Im not gay

[potent gulch]

Ik, too hard to hide 😞

[copper bone]

Too hard to hide oh yeah

[potent gulch]

Red can fix that

[covert dagger]

Hmmm Ancient Greek hmmmmm

[solar leaf]

My former math teacher (AI generated)

12 min3dasdman - 1.9M Views -

was the first video i saw

[copper bone]

Right description

[potent gulch]

No no no no 😭NOT TAHT WAY

[jade crypt]

No he cant

[copper bone]

Hey babydoll

[cold ore]

i won again

[potent gulch]

You forgot the best quote you could have wrote rn

[covert dagger]

BELL NAW

[jade crypt]

Im too tired for this

[potent gulch]

"no he can't.. because I'm not broken"

[copper bone]

My bad

[potent gulch]

THAT TOO! 🔥

[jade crypt]

Its 4am

[potent gulch]

Come back tomorrow

[copper bone]

No its the opposite

[covert dagger]

Oh shoot Socrates please try to sleep

[potent gulch]

Tomorrow come back?

[grave cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/kawaii-cat-gif-23662145

[copper bone]

I shot him now what

[tawny ledge]

Tomorrow back come?

[copper bone]

No….

[potent gulch]

Come back home?

[tawny ledge]

Now try to sleep?

Idk directions are vague

[covert dagger]

Ok ctrl z that

[copper bone]

I need some care and pats on my back

[potent gulch]

Bell nah

[copper bone]

So i can sleep peacefully

[hidden sigil]

Bro 😭

[potent gulch]

My battery will be gone noooo

[copper bone]

A newcomer

[potent gulch]

See y'all pookies

[tawny ledge]

I can get you a tea cup and a blanket

[copper bone]

Youll miss me

[hidden sigil]

I was always here lmao

[potent gulch]

Love y'all

[void thicket]

Hello 👋

[tawny ledge]

Depressing 😔

[covert dagger]

Nooooooo

[copper bone]

Thank you

[tawny ledge]

Love you too 😉

[copper bone]

I never saw you so you dont exist in my world

[tawny ledge]

👍

[covert dagger]

DONT LEAVE US I HAVENT PLAYED YOU YET

[hidden sigil]

Well I exist now.

[covert dagger]

Love you both too

[tawny ledge]

Nobody loves you 😒

[copper bone]

AOE my bad i didn’t know your game

[covert dagger]

That was so mean 🥺

[tawny ledge]

I’m jk 💜

[hidden sigil]

...

[blazing gust]

:)

[tawny ledge]

Who’s that?

[blazing gust]

Some random dude idk

[copper bone]

Sen youre so annoying

Why post a gray photo

[tawny ledge]

Ong, right?

[hidden sigil]

Elon musk

[tawny ledge]

Someone get this guy outta here, lame

[blazing gust]

😭

[copper bone]

Sen i saw your future in that photo

Its all gray and dark

Repent now before you regret it

[tawny ledge]

Be nice 😔

[copper bone]

Alr

Sen cmere boy

[tawny ledge]

Or else 🔪

[blazing gust]

what is bro yapping about

[copper bone]

Hug it out

[covert dagger]

YOU JUST SAID NO ONE LOVES ME

[copper bone]

Grudge

Blud said something

[tawny ledge]

I DIDNT MEAN IT

[covert dagger]

Live me reaction

[copper bone]

Hey cloud berry

[hidden sigil]

Yo mb boss 😭

I'll be quiet from now on 🤐

[copper bone]

I just wanted to say hi

[tawny ledge]

Chat, why am I so bad at Chess?

[hidden sigil]

Oh

[hidden sigil]

Because you don't play coca cola gambit

[tawny ledge]

…oh yeah—

[copper bone]

I play coke gambit

Not the coke you thinking of

I just cant type it because of censorship

[covert dagger]

the Coca Cola gambit is so good what’re you taking about

[copper bone]

Yo danya stop typing

Its increasing my anxiety

[tawny ledge]

Hi, I’m Capy, "Danya."

I used to play the Modern Defense, the Queen's Gambit, and the Englund Gambit every time in Chess, and I lost 2700 rating. I got to -276 ELO in 7 days. But, when I started playing the Coca-Cola Gambit, I made it to 7800 FIDE. Coca-Cola Gambit changed my life.

[covert dagger]

Poor lil Danya

[tawny ledge]

*F*cking explodes.*

[covert dagger]

Fine, I forgive you for the whole “nobody loves me” thing

[covert dagger]

NOO

[copper bone]

Carrying it to the grave

[tawny ledge]

*F*cking un-explodes.*

[copper bone]

Just forgive broski

[covert dagger]

Yayy

Broski forgiven

[blazing gust]

wut is going on ;-;

[copper bone]

Im the peacemaker

[tawny ledge]

We’re being weird

[copper bone]

Hey sit down behave

[tawny ledge]

Go to the corner.

[copper bone]

Head down

[tawny ledge]

Bad Sen

[copper bone]

Whip him

[covert dagger]

Ladies ladies please

[tawny ledge]

-# (I don’t got a gif for that, you mind steppin’ up for me?)

[covert dagger]

Calm down now

[main owl]

Hmm.

[tawny ledge]

I AM CALM!!!

[copper bone]

I dont have one either

[cold ore]

chess said i was cheating 💀

[main owl]

Said Dumbledore, calmly.

[tawny ledge]

I mean… were you?

[covert dagger]

I COULDNT HEAR YOU, I THINK YOU WERE WHISPERING

[hybrid forum]

is this a decent puzzle rush for a 600 rated player?

[copper bone]

Why are you talking

[tawny ledge]

I SAID I AM CALM!!!

[cold ore]

nope

[covert dagger]

WHAAAAAT?

[tawny ledge]

Maybe 🤷

[tender pagoda]

can you say it a bit louder

[covert dagger]

Yes but why did you go Qh8????

[main owl]

Because I can.

[copper bone]

Whats the purpose of this

[cold ore]

ig there banning me for no reason

[main owl]

👍

[tawny ledge]

I SAID.

I.

AM

F*CKING

CAAAAAALM!!!!

[copper bone]

You are not allowed to

In my presence

[covert dagger]

Ohhh thanks

[tawny ledge]

No problem 😎

[covert dagger]

Hey you’re pretty cool

[cold ore]

any of yall know how to get my account unclosed

[tawny ledge]

Bros the King

[main owl]

I'm sorry your majesty 🙏

[tawny ledge]

Someone checkmate him

[copper bone]

Glad you recognized

[main owl]

Have you tried not cheating?

[covert dagger]

Stop being so good that chesscom thinks you’re cheating

[copper bone]

On your knees
Kiss my hand and pledge allegiance to me

[tender pagoda]

anyone up for some rapid

[main owl]

-# Okay that's getting too far now.

[tawny ledge]

Uh oh, Qc2#, you’re dead

[copper bone]

Its js my hand

[tawny ledge]

That’s how they all start 😒

[cold ore]

what do i do ???

[copper bone]

I dont have a queen yet

[tawny ledge]

I can change that~

[main owl]

Your enemy does.

[copper bone]

Woah naughty

[cold ore]

look buddy who said i was cheating

[vocal musk]

what's your username?

[covert dagger]

Idk

[cold ore]

its pretty long

[covert dagger]

Good luck

[vocal musk]

that's fine please type it so i can help

[copper bone]

You can try

[main owl]

I mean 98% of times chess.com doesn't ban people without enough proof.

[tawny ledge]

Damn, I already did 😔

[covert dagger]

No queen, don’t fall into reds advances 😭

[copper bone]

Im good even without it

[tawny ledge]

I gotchu

[copper bone]

Try again

[cold ore]

eighthandled sword sukuna

[tawny ledge]

No, too tired, I have a headache

[vocal musk]

why are there spaces in your username? type it properly please

[copper bone]

What does purple name tag tells us

[cold ore]

they let me

[tawny ledge]

“Friend of the server”

[cold ore]

unless it was dashes

[copper bone]

@vocal musk youre no different than us

[tawny ledge]

Still no idea what it means, doe

[copper bone]

Like is he friendly

Can i pet him

[somber kindle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/yKB3itFWigw?si=PH4HarUJT6ldrcBH

[tawny ledge]

Idk, I’m friendly and I don’t got a purple tag 🤷

[tawny ledge]

Go for it, but be careful cuz he might bite sometimes

[copper bone]

Oh friendzoning already

[vocal musk]

this u?

[cold ore]

nope

[tawny ledge]

Vro ain’t even got a pfp

[copper bone]

Hey @vocal musk sit down for me

[tender pagoda]

chatgpt summarize the candidates

[cold ore]

eighthandled-sword-sukuna

[tawny ledge]

AY, DONT TALK TO EM LIKE THAT >:/

You gotta be nicer, gentler

[copper bone]

I was js gonna watch him with awe

In my innocent eyes

[vocal musk]

this u

[cold ore]

yeah

[tawny ledge]

What flag is that?

[vocal musk]

<@&745328830649991179> user is banned for fair play

[copper bone]

Am i tripping or every photo is gray

[vocal musk]

bermuda

[cold ore]

yeah

[tawny ledge]

…wait, you’re serious?

Can you see this picture?

[copper bone]

Yeah thats why i kept saying gray

No its all gray

[tawny ledge]

What is this?

[copper bone]

Its gray nothing

[tawny ledge]

Is your Internet good? 😭

[copper bone]

Yeah but discord tripping

[tawny ledge]

Try restarting / reopening it

[copper bone]

Oh now

[vocal musk]

moderators will update your presence in the server shortly

[copper bone]

I can

[cold ore]

thanks

[tawny ledge]

So what is it? 🤨

[cold ore]

ig ill play worse now atp

[copper bone]

A slave

[tawny ledge]

💀

[vocal musk]

do you have any other accounts? or is that the only one?

[tawny ledge]

Red, you can’t say that—

[cold ore]

i had 1 more

[vocal musk]

wats the username for that one?

[copper bone]

Oh it was a typo

[ancient zealot]

💀

[cold ore]

something with domain

[vocal musk]

find it please

[copper bone]

Im getting muted i guess

[cold ore]

how

[tawny ledge]

Depressing

[vocal musk]

what do u mean....its' ur account

[copper bone]

Its inevitable I’ve already been muted 3 times

[cold ore]

well i quit that account to start fresh

[copper bone]

They find my crimes at the end of the day

[vocal musk]

did you close it?

[cold ore]

the game did

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover Gg

[dusk hinge]

https://gyazo.com/4ec4ddb0cdddacb19e4d80ea9af3303b
rip bro

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover That game was ridiculous

[uneven plover]

Yeah, that was bad. I self imploded after I realized I'm just down an exchange. It was really hard to play that position with my Bishop locked in.

[copper bone]

Cope

[vocal musk]

so you'v been banned twice.

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover I admitedly just didn't see Bxh5 which is bad

[tawny ledge]

Sounds like an amazing story

[cold ore]

so closing means bans

if so then yes

[uneven plover]

Apparently it's not even the best move, lol.

[blazing gust]

Bro has colour blindness
And he saw his future and it was all back and gray 💔🥀

[copper bone]

He might be blind aswell

[copper bone]

It was your future sen

Annoying little sen

[tawny ledge]

Didn’t I say to go to the corner?

[blazing gust]

Well u can't see anyone else future u 8 years old

[copper bone]

Why do you exist bro who made you

[tawny ledge]

Ain’t nobody ask you to exist 😒

[blazing gust]

Who tf r u

[covert dagger]

I have returned, never fear

[copper bone]

Master

[tawny ledge]

EWWWWWWWW

*F*cking explodes.*

[covert dagger]

DANYA NO

[blazing gust]

Master of what ? Gooing ?

[covert dagger]

COME BACK WHAT DID I DO

[tender pagoda]

anyone up for a game of unrated rapid?

[copper bone]

Of your coming 3 generations

[tawny ledge]

I’m jk, I’m back

[covert dagger]

Stinky

[hidden sigil]

Why do you all hate each other

[blazing gust]

Sybau 8 years old , get your self a life

[copper bone]

Blud said lufe

[tawny ledge]

No, we only hate Sen, we all love each other else very much

[copper bone]

Yeah sure im totally gonna get a lufe

[covert dagger]

What did sen do now

[copper bone]

Editing texts like we wont notice

[tired violet]

anybody wanna play im like 980 trying to get better

[copper bone]

Youre not slick sen

[tawny ledge]

What am I supposed to answer to that? He just exists wrong—

[north orchid]

guys

[blazing gust]

I know you will target that cuz u are such a , burh leave it

[covert dagger]

And red doesn’t???

[copper bone]

His mere existence is a threat to peace

[north orchid]

level 5 stockfish = what elo

[wooden sphinx]

When you played Bc4 that was interesting I didn't consider Bc4 in that position I was thinking after gxf7+ but idk there was a lot I considered. I was actually thinking about playing Rxf7 in that position if you would have taken on f7 at that particular moment

[tawny ledge]

Red is a special case, his weirdness-freakiness cancels out the wrongness

[copper bone]

Burh

[covert dagger]

If ya say so

[tawny ledge]

Burh

[copper bone]

Blud isnt gonna edit this now

Made him feel insecure

[covert dagger]

Good luck “kneeling down and kissing the masters hand”

[cold ore]

@vocal musk what happens now ?

[north orchid]

level 5 stockfish = what elo

[copper bone]

Burh

[tawny ledge]

Idk, like -700?

Why are you tryna calculate Stockfish’s ELO level? You’re gonna lose anyway 😭

[copper bone]

Yes

Glad im understood

[covert dagger]

I beat stockfish once

[north orchid]

nah

[covert dagger]

I’m rusty now tho

[visual tapir]

https://www.chess.com/players/jynxzi

bro I want one of these

[copper bone]

It sounds so wrong

[vocal musk]

wait for mods

[visual tapir]

I want to get a bio lol

[cold ore]

yes mam

[wooden sphinx]

It's maimly because of a specific variation where I get a big clamp on your position which was Ba6 Be2 Bxe2 Qxe2 Ne5 which I rejected cause I was worried about h5

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover What I didn't realize was Qd3 would then be a very strong response there

[heady gale]

@honest brook yo

[tawny ledge]

Chat, idk what to do now

[heady gale]

@steady moon not you 😠

[heady gale]

you should go study

[covert dagger]

STUDY CHESS

[heady gale]

study quantum physic

[tawny ledge]

Nahhh, I’m gonna go play Ping Pong

[modern owl]

Road to 2100 bullet🔥

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> OLFU-ANTIPOLO BS-PSYCHOLOGY (suzu-hime)

This is the Chess.com profile of suzu-hime. Take a look!

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Name: OLFU-ANTIPOLO BS-PSYCHOLOGY (suzu-hime)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2114 (2125 peak)
Blitz: 2110 (peak)
Bullet: 2008 (2040 peak)

[heady gale]

bullet's the easiest tc

[buoyant warren]

lowkey is

[modern owl]

I don't play bullet anymore, I used to and it got me to 2k then I just played blitz

[heady gale]

oh

how are people so good with blitz and rapid?

[red mountain]

btm

[buoyant warren]

Qseeone

[steady moon]

Qc1

[somber kindle]

Im really happy for sinderov

[grave cobalt]

anyone wanna play a 10 minute game?

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dog-lazy-1

[grave cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jumping-excited-play-time-gif-9841068

[hollow fractal]

Why playing chess makes my brain sooo tired

[grave cobalt]

rel

[next estuary]

I play so weirdly but I win a lot. Someone said I played weirldy, and my YT viewers think im ass, but I win more and more

Why

[hollow fractal]

I burn like a million calories playing

[hollow fractal]

What's your elo?

[unique quest]

hey anyone want to play chess with me on discord now, cuz chess.com is unstable on this device?
im 900 elo

[next estuary]

Like 161 I think. I do suck.

[next estuary]

I'd be cooked. But sure

[hollow fractal]

At this rating players blunder so much your opponents are worse than you

I am a beginner as well my elo is like 404 smth

[next estuary]

Ohhh. Makes sense, also why I lose

[next estuary]

Dayam. Lucky

[next estuary]

U wanna play

[hollow fractal]

@next estuary wanna play?

[next estuary]

Whats ur user?

[hollow fractal]

Gimme yours mines super lame

[next estuary]

Lol. Algs.
TaranisDunedin is my user

[hollow fractal]

I am going for breakfast rn wait like 15 mins I will let u know

Sorry

[dusk hinge]

Ill run you a game if you want, give you some pointers if u need them

[heady gale]

<@&745328830649991179>

[next estuary]

Sure

[dusk hinge]

:-; ?

[next estuary]

Whats wrong

[next estuary]

Algs. I can wait that

[dusk hinge]

sent u a challenge

[unique quest]

on discord?

[shell lynx]

KGD

[wooden vigil]

anyone wanna play ?

[unique quest]

me

[deep sail]

Yes

[grave cobalt]

a brilliant is a brilliant!

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cats-kitties-battle-gif-1197339403086453804

[hollow fractal]

@next estuary let's play

@next estuary are you alive?

[wooden vigil]

alright, i'll send a challenge

[grave cobalt]

another!

[deep sail]

Ok

[hollow fractal]

Cool

[unique quest]

do you mind explaining why its brilliant 😥

[grave cobalt]

if he takes my bishop on d2 i mate him in 2 moves

[unique quest]

with which pieces? i dont see it?

[grave cobalt]

queen and knight will check mate him

[hollow fractal]

Correct me if I am wrong if we sac the ROOOK by taking the bishop then once he captures by his rook queen f7 check has 1 square then once you capture the rook on e8 it's mate

[grave cobalt]

you mean instead of knight g5?

[shell lynx]

1. Its Black to move
2. f7 is defended by the queen on c7

[unique quest]

do you mind hte exact moves? sorry😥

[hollow fractal]

No after and my dumbahh forgot it's blacks turn 😭

[unique quest]

ive looked at it and i cant figure it out

[cold ore]

@fluid vine

@raw swift

@chrome latch

[grave cobalt]

nd2 qh7 kf8 qh8

[cold ore]

@hexed ridge

@uncut sable

[grave cobalt]

thats if he takes of course

in the game he played bh2 and then took my knight lol

[tawny lotus]

can we bet on this somewhere?

https://www.chess.com/news/view/announcing-pogchamps-6-7

[grave cobalt]

do you mean irl money bet

[tawny lotus]

Yeah some polymarket or something 😂

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-14770887436103544323

[grave cobalt]

haha then no idk but there probably is

[shell lynx]

Betting on double digit players

[honest brook]

son.

[grave cobalt]

jynxzi gonna win

[tawny lotus]

Haha would be funny 🤣

$10 on jynxzi

[grave cobalt]

actually isnt extraemily like 600

[honest brook]

welp I didn't know they were doing this but I'll root for 00 even though he's probably gonna be ass

[honest brook]

damn

well given who she is she'll probably win

with that line up??

[grave cobalt]

yeah i think she will win the whole thing

if she is actually 600

im guessing emily then jynxzi then joe

idk anything about anyone else

[honest brook]

Joe Bart playing too?

[shell lynx]

Better bet is whos the first to blunder their queen

[honest brook]

oh I see

[grave cobalt]

max probably has never played chess in his life

[honest brook]

max ain't doing shit that's my dawg but he is DUMB

[grave cobalt]

bottom 3 gamers oat for a reason

[honest brook]

who tf is steak bro

[grave cobalt]

some roblox guy i think

[light crypt]

I think it's gonna be me ngl

[grave cobalt]

idk why hes in it tho

[steady moon]

fncs winner in here.

[light crypt]

Half of the people on there lack intellect

💔

I'm pretty sure emily went to an ivy tho

[grave cobalt]

idk if ohne has ever played but i want him to win tbh

[next estuary]

Sorry. I was playing another guy. Wanna play now?

[hollow fractal]

Sure

[next estuary]

Add me on chess

[hollow fractal]

I js came on discord and saw u typing

[next estuary]

Lol

[hollow fractal]

I will js send a match request

[shell lynx]

Only streamer there that doesn’t cringe me out

[grave cobalt]

yoooo nvm im p sure this is her

[honest brook]

r u sure that ain't a fan

[tawny lotus]

stableronaldo 100%

[light crypt]

Finally, someone worse than me gng 💔

I needed that ego boost ngl

[steady moon]

1x fncs winner knows better.

[grave cobalt]

well diamond and 100 elo im guessing its her cus streamers get it for free or sum

[shell lynx]

Worse than _____

[grave cobalt]

and ig 500 views

[light crypt]

fncs is NOT a good test for intellect

[tawny lotus]

What’s fncs

[light crypt]

Fortnite something something championship

[honest brook]

does jynxzis account have the streamer thing if so then hers should too right?

[grave cobalt]

joe will win hes smart hes a philosopher

[cold ore]

no its skakaus

[grave cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[tawny lotus]

What is jynxzie’s rating now?

[cold ore]

1213

[shell lynx]

Added a 2

[grave cobalt]

whats the streamer thing

[deep sail]

gg I forgot the c4 pawn should have played b3 ig

[steady moon]

1x fncs winner clears everyone by a mile.

[grave cobalt]

oh this?

[light crypt]

Wtf is this glazing

[grave cobalt]

i clicked watch and it pulled up this so yea its her

[cold ore]

i won the rlcs