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[kindred crypt]

Lmfao

[indigo knoll]

stop sign??

[kindred crypt]

Accept my application

[limpid viper]

i can't lie this is a tough profile

[mortal bronze]

okay

[honest brook]

you can't say I can't lie and then lie

[limpid viper]

The four of you here won't be enough to stop me.

[mortal bronze]

thank you

hell yeah

[proven wave]

Also before I go-
I wanna be 1700 today!

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tree

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Rapid: 1586 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1659 (1692 peak)
Bullet: 1415 (1753 peak)

[indigo knoll]

is my profile tuff

[proven wave]

Bye

[mortal bronze]

good luck

[proven wave]

Thanks Kel

[indigo knoll]

no problem

[honest brook]

looks like a chud cat bro

[limpid viper]

i didn't lie i have goosebumps from the manipulating aura

[mild gazelle]

I hope someone steals the rotating plate in your microwave

[indigo knoll]

HEY

[pastel ice]

u down almost 300 elo

[proven wave]

Thanks for that!

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-holding-laughter-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-early-stream-ishowspeed-clenching-ishowspeed-cheeks-gif-17758351366359844229

[indigo knoll]

ikr its so tufff

[limpid viper]

facts

[indigo knoll]

hello helo

[limpid viper]

hello mangosampler90

[indigo knoll]

sweet is typing

[mild gazelle]

This chat is actually devoid of humor/sarcasm

[ancient zealot]

how did u get this username

[honest brook]

why is it so fat bro

[indigo knoll]

so true

[ancient zealot]

surely it got taken before 2021

[kindred crypt]

we should play a rapid match sometime

[indigo knoll]

ask him

[pastel ice]

tuff

[kindred crypt]

need to regain the aura after you 9-0ed me in blitz

[limpid viper]

are we recreating the 48 vs 46 accuracy

[honest brook]

is this an invitation or something

[kindred crypt]

most likely

[limpid viper]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[indigo knoll]

I dont know you, please dont break into my home and ask my cat why he is so fat

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-wilson-falcon-anthony-mackie-sam-wilson-heart-sam-wilson-love-gif-11639867561512452646

[proven wave]

By mistake I started bullet games and I did not regret it

[indigo knoll]

chat do I have rizz

[proven wave]

^

Thanks!

[indigo knoll]

yess and you are cool

[indigo knoll]

was accident but you are cool

[kindred crypt]

damnit mohit

[indigo knoll]

MangoSampler such a chud

[honest brook]

here we go again

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/juli-poggio-julipo-6

[proven wave]

Don't post brainrot please

[kindred crypt]

are we removing gifs now

[proven wave]

Chess!

[warm ginkgo]

Bruh

[limpid viper]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[ancient zealot]

no way u played gainst THE exasperation

[keen hearth]

[limpid viper]

who does he think he is telling us not to post brainrot

[kindred crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1484669424161263739/image0.gif

[indigo knoll]

brain rot lowey rots my brain

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-reaction-gif-27157580

[keen hearth]

Imagine taking the Queen as black...

[indigo knoll]

thank you Razerblad3

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dog-whimsical

[snow agate]

yo..

[kindred crypt]

?

[snow agate]

how did i manage to get in this situation

[indigo knoll]

my bad

[kindred crypt]

with moving pieces

[idle oracle]

you played Nd7

[snow agate]

thank you

[idle oracle]

you’re welcome

[warm ginkgo]

People posting:

[indigo knoll]

yo chat slow down I cant read all this

[warm ginkgo]

Why read?

[vocal musk]

please connect your account for trusted role

[versed pebble]

mangosampler90 do you have to reas everything

[vocal musk]

have u been in this server before?

[indigo knoll]

when I go to chess.com it says its connected, I dont know what to do

[vocal musk]

post in #1039943660839641139 with ur username

[ancient zealot]

so called free thinkers when it comes to someone asking about connecting their account

[glass tartan]

just trying to be helpful

[versed pebble]

what if i want to disconnect my account

[echo sinew]

What’s the com elo equivalent of getting a WCM title

[indigo knoll]

I do have to reas everything

[zealous chasm]

Yellow who wants to do the Berlin wall opening?

As a jk

[indigo knoll]

yeah

[zealous chasm]

Hey give me attention hmp~~~

I need some attention senpai

[vocal musk]

connect your accound please

[zealous chasm]

account*

[vocal musk]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[zealous chasm]

Can someone challenge me in chess

I'm 5600 elo

[vocal musk]

username?

[zealous chasm]

KonaLin with a catface

What your username

[keen hearth]

I think this move is considering toying with your oppenent.

[zealous chasm]

Rf8🥴🥴🥴🧠🧠🧠🤯🤯🤯

[warm ginkgo]

Yeah

[topaz shoal]

Hi

[keen hearth]

f7...

[warm ginkgo]

My discord account got hacked

[vocal musk]

what was ur username then?

[warm ginkgo]

@kindred crypt

[zealous chasm]

Cool

[uneven plover]

Gg.

[keen hearth]

A tale as old as time...

[acoustic agate]

can someone coach me im 400 elo

[uneven plover]

Omg my Queen was overloaded.

[keen hearth]

What is your budget?

[warm ginkgo]

Me too

[warm ginkgo]

Bruh

[keen hearth]

People don't coach out of the goodness of their heart now a days.

[acoustic agate]

damn lol

[keen hearth]

Welcome to Capitalistic society.

[wooden sphinx]

Yeah I just saw. Dumb miss by me

[grave cobalt]

tommorow 1200 everything 😁

[wooden sphinx]

Especially considering that should have been exactly what I was looking for in that type of middlegame

[keen hearth]

That dip in ratings...

[raven radish]

Good be consistent don’t be those people that only play rapid and half cheating like @wooden sphinx

[zealous chasm]

Anyone wanna challenge me😎😏

[grave cobalt]

idk why its like that i never went down that much haha

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> muhdeo

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1387 (1410 peak)
Blitz: 1512 (1521 peak)
Bullet: 1606 (1650 peak)

[vocal musk]

connect your account first please

[grave cobalt]

bug or smth

[zealous chasm]

Ok

[boreal bramble]

Im bad

[keen hearth]

Man User?

[warm ginkgo]

Yo it's brilliant master 👏

[grave cobalt]

😭

[zealous chasm]

Twin?

[echo sinew]

Ur a bad person for this

[uneven plover]

Other than that, I don't think either of us had anything. I tried to do something giving you the b3 pawn and seeing if I could open up lines, but there was nothing.

[warm ginkgo]

Wanna friend request?

[raven radish]

Consistent👌

[wooden sphinx]

Excuse me. That is pure BS. You're blocked

[zealous chasm]

KonaLin(I'm gonna connect acc first)

[raven radish]

I’m kidding brother you’re good😂

[zealous chasm]

You're my sworn enemy 👺

[boreal bramble]

John Chess over here

[mystic compass]

<t:1991185980:R>?

[merry breach]

evil

[upbeat portal]

Black is better, right?

[brittle linden]

how do i report a game? i had 10 mins left and kicked me for internet issues and it forfeited me

[keen hearth]

Forged by the evils of society, i now double it and give it to the next.

[uneven plover]

Accusing of cheating is against the rules here buddy.

[brittle linden]

rook sac?

[raven radish]

I played him a while back

[grave cobalt]

nice, im liking puzzles alot more that it takes longer than like 20 seconds i enjoy spending a few minutes to find the best move

im probably gonna try get 2000 in puzzles its fun

[uneven plover]

Aww, he beat you and you're salty?

[upbeat portal]

I got his queen

[merry breach]

yea you got mate in 1 as black

[raven radish]

Seems like your taking it personally and who are you😂

[spice root]

as much as i think stark and indirect are plebs i doubt they're cheating

starks like actually decent otb while indirect is some patzer whos been playing for a long time

[wooden sphinx]

I just thought that most of the middlegame my position was a little preferable because I thought I had ideas to attack you. I considered Kg2 Rh1 ideas but g5 just makes it useless so idk which way it would have been most effective to try to press for an advantage there

[uneven plover]

Nah, just someone that knows he's much stronger than you and wouldn't even have to cheat to beat you blindfolded.

[upbeat portal]

No i don't

[rigid mesa]

hi

[uneven plover]

Holy cope!

[upbeat portal]

Not even mate in 2

[merry breach]

block then mate?

[raven radish]

Bro the type of person that gets offended when someone says their kidding = loner, loser, virgin

[upbeat portal]

Nop

[merry breach]

ok

[rigid mesa]

my pronouns are good now

[merry breach]

Dang

[rigid mesa]

any stockfish user here

[severe finch]

hi magnus carlsen here

[rigid mesa]

waana have a match

[vocal musk]

what's ur user i'll 1v1

[upbeat portal]

Because he can take my rook with his bishop, creating a escape route for his king

[rigid mesa]

ok, come in lichess btw

[uneven plover]

Yeah, I was banking on g5 shutting down any kingside activity. I thought maybe you playing g5 yourself on move 19 would be interesting as I can't just shut down the kingside anymore, but it felt too risky.

[molten topaz]

Thoughts on chess

[magic quiver]

Get me a towel

[severe finch]

what’s that

[upbeat portal]

Is fire

[vocal musk]

dude this is the chess.com server. what's ur chess.com username

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> muhdeo

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1387 (1410 peak)
Blitz: 1512 (1521 peak)
Bullet: 1606 (1650 peak)

[merry breach]

Ohh sniper bishop yea

[rigid mesa]

i dont use chess.com

[rough quiver]

good question

[rigid mesa]

i can create an acc

[upbeat portal]

Hos do you not know?

[uneven plover]

No one uses cc don't worry.

[wooden sphinx]

I didn't consider g5 tbh

[upbeat portal]

It's a kind of pie

[rigid mesa]

ya, everyone uses Board

[vocal musk]

why u in this server bro make a cc account and connect it

[wooden sphinx]

Well bamboozled people do but people who have come to grips with reality, then yes you're right

[magic quiver]

I need a towel

[rigid mesa]

i dont want to cuz if i do, i might get banned, cuz i always defeat stockfish users

not normal players

[vocal musk]

because you also use stockfish?

[rigid mesa]

no

i have something better

[vocal musk]

nah if u play honestly u wont' get banned

[uneven plover]

Cause if I respond h5, you always have g4 as a move. so I'm kind of forced to take. Engine isn't thrilled with that plan for White, but practically, it could've been very dangerous after hxg5 and your g3 idea in the future.

[vocal musk]

what do u cheat with if not stockfish

[rigid mesa]

i use an llm

[rigid mesa]

this

[kindred crypt]

what

[rigid mesa]

paired with an rtx A6000

[wooden sphinx]

I was wondering if you thought winning my g3 pawn in the endgame gave you real winning chances cause personally I evaluated it as an easy draw at the moment. I didn't miss it I just figured getting my king to the queenside to nuetralize your king was necessary and it would be a dead drawn position even with me losing g3

[magic quiver]

Bro has secret cheats he doesn’t tell us about

[rigid mesa]

48gb vram

[uneven plover]

I knew it was still a dead draw, that pawn was useless. But I mean it didn't hurt to play on a few more moves.

[rigid mesa]

i told, i use an llm

[kindred crypt]

is this car yours

[rigid mesa]

nah, my friend's

[dusk hinge]

its the llms car

[merry breach]

playing at 200 so funny bro

[kindred crypt]

i dont like the color

[merry breach]

i either get fried or have the craziest game ever

[rigid mesa]

ooo

[echo sinew]

You’ve created a villian

[rigid mesa]

anyone want to play a match?

[uneven plover]

What’s your elo?

[rigid mesa]

my elo is 1600 i guess

[dusk hinge]

Theres no LLM beating stockfish btw. Specially running off a single GPU. Whole issue with LLMs is they hallucinate

[magic quiver]

Khawal

[rigid mesa]

they dont if prompts are given correctly

[dusk hinge]

If you wanna try to convince them your running your own AI that beats stockfish then go for it. But im not buying it

I saw you use the term AGI before you edited it as well. Which tells me its bs

[rigid mesa]

i never asked anyone to buy

[rigid mesa]

i thought it was agi, but its not

btw

anyone up for a quick 5 min blitz

[merry breach]

me but im horrible 😭 200 elo

little game before I go to sleep

[rigid mesa]

bro, u should farm elo

[merry breach]

How??

[rigid mesa]

play matches, learn from ur mistakes

[dusk hinge]

You need to learn opening principles and basic tactics at 200 elo.

[merry breach]

I try that, I know you need to develop the bishops, knights, castle, and take the center

and trade when up on pieces

[dusk hinge]

Ill run you a game or two if you want and give you some feedback on what ur doing wrong if u want

[rigid mesa]

custom made llms defeat easily

[merry breach]

alright

[steady moon]

at that elo, you gotta study ruy lopez main lines as white, najdorf and semi slav botvinnik as black.

[dusk hinge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tired-frustrated-im-abdullah-arslan-5EhNqWyEzmN0F1PX67

[merry breach]

how do we play

[dusk hinge]

Whats ur chess.com account

[lime steppe]

For the first time in my life, i fool's mated someone in an actual game

[merry breach]

uehthegoat

[dusk hinge]

bout to send u a challenge

[merry breach]

alr

[finite island]

https://www.chess.com/game/167054462342

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[merry breach]

yoo

[gloomy tusk]

Should I learn king Indian defense or grunfeld?

[zealous chasm]

Where's blundermaster

[merry breach]

YII

YOO I HUNG MY QUEEN GG

@dusk hinge IM FRIEDDDD

[vagrant remnant]

does anybody want to play? im only 850 i think but i can prob play up to likee 1100-1200
-# thats not me being egotistical jst ratings i can kinda keep up with

[zealous chasm]

I want

[sullen slate]

Uhh

[quaint violet]

Why are you trolling the guy your over complicating it just play puzzles in your free time and tactically you see more stuff

[zealous chasm]

What's you're username

No one is talking because I'm the alpha

[merry breach]

blundermaster kill him

[warm ginkgo]

Here

[vagrant remnant]

queensabovepawns

[zealous chasm]

took you that long 🤧

[zealous chasm]

Challenge me Blunder Boi😎

[warm ginkgo]

Beuh you are 1600 I'm 1000

[severe dock]

I could, but maybe won't be a good time for you

[vagrant remnant]

sorry i was talking to somebody else

[warm ginkgo]

Not now I'm in school

[zealous chasm]

Sorry not you I sent a challenge

[zealous chasm]

Ok

[zealous chasm]

No no no no I didn't man to say hat t you

[severe dock]

instead I'll repost this puzzle I made yesterday inspired from one of my games. white to play and win

[zealous chasm]

I sent a challenge to you (KonaLin)

[sullen slate]

Too high level

[median portal]

I JUST GOT MY FIRST BRILLIANT OMGGGG

[mortal bronze]

||bh6||?

[severe dock]

close but not quite

[mortal bronze]

awwh

[steady moon]

it’s true.

[severe dock]

tbf Bh6 is the idea but immediately playing it is losing. need to play ||Nxh5|| first

[warm ginkgo]

Knight takes h5

Wow I got it right

[mortal bronze]

i see

[steady moon]

Nxh5

[finite island]

bishop h6 pawn takes h6 knight checks f6 king h8 queen h6 ?

[steady moon]

Wow I got it right

[finite island]

oh

[merry breach]

rip

[dusk hinge]

https://gyazo.com/63ded30fe5e952cacece37efe09028d4
Since when are 200s playing with 70% accuracy

[warm ginkgo]

Beuh what's chess more like bless

[severe dock]

the funny part about this puzzle is that u just keep sacking pieces. Nxh5 Bxh5 Bh6 Nxg4 Bxg7

[warm ginkgo]

They always have

[dusk hinge]

aint no way, when I was 200 I didnt even understand basic opening principles

[merry breach]

If I hadn't blundered my queen I think I woulda done better

[severe dock]

not like they're playing against a grandmaster

[merry breach]

I just forgot abt it 😭

[severe dock]

if their accuracy is too high, maybe u helped them pad it by playing bad as well

[warm ginkgo]

Maybe a troll account?

[dusk hinge]

idk, but the dude didn't feel like a 200. Aside from blundering his queen lol

[kindred crypt]

lol

[dusk hinge]

Ive beaten many 800s who played positionally worse

[merry breach]

im not a troll

i started last weak

[finite island]

anyone wanna play chess rapid game 30 mins?

[kindred crypt]

me

[finite island]

okay

[kindred crypt]

but instead of one 30min 30 bullet games

[finite island]

uhh

okay..

whats ur name

[kindred crypt]

mrbeast67

[finite island]

xd okay

why so many

[finite island]

1217 elos?

[kindred crypt]

no

[kindred crypt]

what does the ninja emoji mean

[finite island]

idk

i sent the invite

[gray zephyr]

Hii guys! Just joined Chess this Monday... May I ask what 'views' stands for on the web profile page? Thxxx

[quaint violet]

My impression has always been that positionally there is almost no difference below 1000 elo lower elo just means more blunders

[grave cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250347901272457349/1253998644613353533/umecat.gif

[quaint violet]

Sorry been playing too much clash got elo and trophy mixed up

[severe dock]

dude

[vagrant remnant]

@zealous chasm ik u disconnected but who do u think would have won that? either i would have won or it would have been a draw if u pushed ur pawn, my one pawn push instead of king prob made me loss and draw 😭

[severe dock]

it was ez draw

[zealous chasm]

Sorry my mom told me to find my sis

[severe dock]

after u blunder one of the pawns

[zealous chasm]

She's wandering around waiting to get pregnant

[heady gale]

wha

?

ur mom is 17? or ur sis

[main bridge]

tmi we don't need to know that about a teen dude

[uneven wolf]

??

[zealous chasm]

Sorry I raged because the game was abandoned

[severe dock]

like I was facepalming cuz it was completely winning for u until u blunder away one of the pawns

good entertainment tho

[rich oak]

[rigid meteor]

Guys Im 1k elo any tips to get 2k ?

[steady moon]

i think both of them.

[heady gale]

does kramnik's procedure actually work?

[zealous chasm]

Add 1k

[main bridge]

start at 1500 and don't suck

[rigid meteor]

quick maths

[severe dock]

in a BN endgame, unless you're really really confident u can mate with just the B and N, u need to make sure to have at least one pawn that you can escort to promotion

[uneven wolf]

don't lose

[heady gale]

make draws on every single game you play

[zealous marsh]

only make best moves

[vagrant remnant]

oh u were watching? and ikk i worried abt my time and if i lit spent like 2 more secs act looking at where my pawn and bishop were and his king were i could have wonn

[rigid meteor]

makes sense

[severe dock]

should've just walked up your king

[heady gale]

and set your range to -25 to infinity

[rigid meteor]

okay ty

[keen hearth]

I'm mad....

[heady gale]

you should be able to get 2000 😄

[rigid meteor]

ty ty

[zealous chasm]

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

[rigid meteor]

okay got it

[heady gale]

too slow

[vagrant remnant]

does anybody want to play?

[zealous chasm]

vs

OMG I WON THE LOTTERY

[heady gale]

😄

[severe dock]

even here it's winning if u just walk up your king to ensure you control the promotion squares

[zealous chasm]

OMG WHY DID I ATE A HORSE

[severe dock]

but cleaner to just go Kg5

[vagrant remnant]

ohh kg5?

[severe dock]

win free pawn and then u have a connected duo

[main bridge]

seriously tho, I'd just work on watching more people play chess and try to soak that in as much as possible like a sponge; the more games and plays you see, the more knowledge your brain will hold onto and you'll start recognizing plays/patterns more easily. That's what I did. I started going to a bunch of tournaments and just watching

[zealous chasm]

Anon I challenge you since you're confident😎😎

Brilliant message

[heady gale]

whites still winning

[severe dock]

your bishop always controls a1 so black can never promote if u don't blunder it away

[vagrant remnant]

ya while covering his promotion square ughh i wish i act spent a little more time looking at my position

[main bridge]

I'm 1897 but I started at 1500

[timid estuary]

can someone tell me what i should do/what is the plan in this position

[severe dock]

I know. Just a bad decision not to just go up and take the free pawn

[zealous chasm]

Bishop takes f6😏

[rigid meteor]

oh you play chess in real life? I didnt know that nice

[main bridge]

don't most people here play chess irl? lol

[zealous marsh]

you'd be surprised

[grave cobalt]

never once in my life lol

[rigid meteor]

I dont I only play Online

[grave cobalt]

i have no one to play with

[heady gale]

even if king was on like g8 white still winning i think

[main bridge]

really? wow

[vagrant remnant]

ive prob played like 3 otb chess games..i want to play irl with somebody so bad tho i jst dont have anybody to

[heady gale]

i mean he cant really blunder liket hat right

[steady moon]

bro they would find a way to move their pieces OFF the board bro.

[zealous marsh]

I have a tournament to compete in this Sunday so I don't count but the same can't be said for the others

[modern owl]

Ahh yes 2100 Rapid and Blitz again

[mortal bronze]

good luck

nicholas jackson

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> OLFU-ANTIPOLO BS-PSYCHOLOGY (suzu-hime)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2106 (2125 peak)
Blitz: 2110 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (2040 peak)

[heady gale]

how do 700 elo people's brains function

[uneven plover]

https://tenor.com/view/chelsea-jackson-nicolas-nicolas-jackson-gif-9553121683789277350

[severe dock]

💔

[mortal bronze]

playing otb is lame. online chess my beloved

[zealous marsh]

top seed and in decent shape ✌️

[main bridge]

I even have a travel chess board lol it fits perfectly inside my purse XD it's a bit small, but it's magnetic and it does the job

[mortal bronze]

i would play otb if they hosted ultrabullet competitions

[zealous marsh]

I've had multiple chess board over the years lol but it's aight.

[rigid meteor]

yo Neymar sunny innit?

[mortal bronze]

nice

[heady gale]

?

[severe dock]

rook pawn endgames always a draw if you aren't in time to escort/control its promotion square

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> queensabovepawns

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Rapid: 777 (peak)
Blitz: 533 (549 peak)
Bullet: 538 (607 peak)

[steady moon]

scientists can't figure it out either. they are an unsavable species.

[vagrant remnant]

yikes

[rigid meteor]

I just hit hit the jackpotttt

[keen hearth]

Dude is walking his King over to his Queen and Rook like that is gonna do something...

[severe dock]

Kg6 draws ez

[zealous marsh]

Illegal move farming

[heady gale]

777 😄

[mortal bronze]

noooooo

[keen hearth]

What is his King gonna do?

[vagrant remnant]

make a wish

[rigid meteor]

I wish to be 2k elo within 1 weak

[mortal bronze]

king activity vro

[uneven plover]

I’d place a bet not a single game ends without a piece falling down.

[zealous chasm]

Who wants to challenge me with the Berlin wall opening as jk

[vagrant remnant]

ya gl.. 😭

[severe dock]

tho I kinda expected it tbh given their rating. this is why endgame study is so much more important than openings

[modern owl]

You gonna do the procedure?

[steady moon]

i would just play d3 instead of castling.

[keen hearth]

King activity but what is the King going to do besides spectacte more closely?

[heady gale]

would you guys rather get world's prettiest girl in the world as your girlfriend or get GM?

[rigid meteor]

what? what procedure?

[rigid meteor]

ty

[modern owl]

Kramnik's Procedure

[mortal bronze]

it will be useful in case of a queen trade

[heady gale]

study endgame -> study middle game -> study opening

[severe dock]

both are too much work, no thanks

[mortal bronze]

neither

[rigid meteor]

what is that?

[main bridge]

if Magnus can do both, anyone can; guy is derpy, boring and has no game

[modern owl]

Played 10 Rapid games this morning against 2k and 2100+ elo players and won 7

[main bridge]

he still bagged a cutie

[modern owl]

That's what a good sleep gets you

[heady gale]

why not

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[mortal bronze]

why do i keep losing? (haven't slept in 30 hours)

[zealous marsh]

Why do I keep winning? (Russian sleep experiment)

[heady gale]

you don't have a good chair

[vagrant remnant]

ur getting to much sleep

[mortal bronze]

what anon said

[modern owl]

Well i bet you know why

[mortal bronze]

i lay on my bed while playing

[heady gale]

that's what i thought

you also need a good mouse in order to play like a grandmaster

[modern owl]

Yessir

[main bridge]

right? who sits on a chair to play chess online XD

[heady gale]

and a gamer headphone

[mortal bronze]

must be because of cheaters

[main bridge]

newbs

[mortal bronze]

i play on phone

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/txt-shock-yeonugu-txt-yeonbin-gif-26172806

[uncut sable]

cruel

[heady gale]

this is why you are still not a grand master bro 😔

[buoyant warren]

why did bro not even play rc8

[steady moon]

Ne8...

[modern owl]

Just get some rest and play again when you're feeling well

[uncut sable]

right i was calculating that lol

[rigid meteor]

best move: kg6

[kindred crypt]

en passant is forced

[mortal bronze]

grand masters are lame

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/beer-chug-1

[severe dock]

Another puzzle! White to play

[uncut sable]

when you see m1 look for better

[mortal bronze]

noo i must spam 100 more games today

[modern owl]

Nah

[rigid meteor]

if I play knight g6 can I move to pawn for check mate or wait for bishop to advanced?

[nimble arch]

I dont like speed chess

[severe dock]

I posted it on reddit like 2 years ago. Still remember it cuz it's a good exercise for counting

[glass tartan]

i have 3 blocked messages.. wow

[kindred crypt]

do you like speed

[steady moon]

oh lmao. Rg8

[rigid meteor]

s4me 2 fast

[uncut sable]

Ka5 seems intuitive

[steady moon]

im so slow.

[glass tartan]

i love my block list

[main bridge]

me neither, I like classic

[covert orbit]

i just hacked the database of a girl bcz she is constantly trying to make my gf hate me, how much jail time are we looking at here ?

[heady gale]

Ka6

[glass tartan]

A3

[uncut sable]

maam this is a wendys

[rigid meteor]

Ka6

[severe dock]

Loses. ||Ka6 only move and it's a draw||

[uncut sable]

sorry king a6 i mean*

[main bridge]

this is a server for chess players, not lawyers; you're asking the wrong crowd

[uncut sable]

to infiltrate and take on d7

[covert orbit]

the joke is so fine im adding it to her database just now

[stiff quarry]

I am almost at 800 again

[zealous chasm]

I played a tournament and I played e8

[uncut sable]

thanks I just made it up on the spot

[zealous chasm]

I won too ez

[heady gale]

Ka6 is to flirt with the queen

[glass tartan]

lawyers have 2 souls

[zealous chasm]

[zealous marsh]

Finding M1 is not for everybody unfortunately

[main bridge]

explain

[high harness]

If anyone’s feeling discouraged, I’m 1900 blitz and this just happened in my game

[zealous chasm]

Where is blundermaster

[glass tartan]

one evil soul and one good soul

[mortal bronze]

i am guessing ||g4 g5 and then go take on d7 and e6 and then promote with check. one of our pawn is pretty advanced that could be winning.||

[kindred crypt]

outside

[rigid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-field-guide-smart-reading-browsing-gif-18268959348469286731

[zealous chasm]

He's pinning someone in a wal

[uncut sable]

bullet doesnt count !!

[steady moon]

black to play

[heady gale]

knight sac

[kindred crypt]

thats racist

[zealous marsh]

It's blitz and both of them had 30s left at the time, I only took the screenshot after the game

[zealous chasm]

Be7

[proven wave]

ANITTA... Oh no she not here

[zealous chasm]

Can someone challenge me in chess

[high harness]

Ne3

[uncut sable]

OH wait i have a really cool one to show you guys literally impossible to find but super cool hold up lemme find it

[zealous chasm]

Ne6

[kindred crypt]

yes

[zealous chasm]

Username?

[steady moon]

no.

[heady gale]

whats the answer

[steady moon]

its not that hard lol.

[heady gale]

[proven wave]

Wait. Anitta. I missed you all lot .. it's been so long

[kindred crypt]

you said someone not me

[mortal bronze]

||nxh6 rxh6 rxf1 bxf1 qf8||?

[nimble arch]

its going to be a queen move guys

[severe dock]

basically yea. here's the post and one very instructive comment on how to navigate such endgames: https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/s/M4yQcIjWvi

[proven wave]

Hi Pixel

[nimble arch]

Hi mohit

[steady moon]

yes.

[zealous chasm]

GET OUTT-

[heady gale]

no way its not Ng3??

[mortal bronze]

interesting

[steady moon]

quite an unusual forking pattern.

[heady gale]

this is a terrible puzzle

[mortal bronze]

cool

[mortal bronze]

rook is protected by the bishop

[proven wave]

Alright. Bye Anitta

[mortal bronze]

it's a decent puzzle. reminds me of chess tempo puzzles

[nimble arch]

Anitta is finding a puzzle lol

[mortal bronze]

i did 75 chess tempo blitz puzzles today

[proven wave]

Oh

[heady gale]

[shell lynx]

[kindred crypt]

[zealous chasm]

[mortal bronze]

papi

[kindred crypt]

i just castle

[zealous chasm]

[heady gale]

which 3 superpowers would yall get

[glass tartan]

i never like to castle because i worry of cornering my king

[zealous chasm]

Timestop

[spice root]

not funny btw

[heady gale]

thats not 3

[steady moon]

black to play

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/what-tum-tum-sahur-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-triple-t-unc-gif-16864239243989013839

[glass tartan]

the king needs to be involved in the chess game fight along his men

[heady gale]

i would get untraceable DNA, infinite stamina, and time stop

[steady moon]

alright buddy.

[mortal bronze]

i have just the right variant for you

[heady gale]

what?

[mortal bronze]

send more puzzles. i am bored.

[kindred crypt]

qf1

[steady moon]

you gotta find the whole continuation

[kindred crypt]

i found first miove

you are

[zealous chasm]

Can someone (NOT RAZERBLAD3 CUZ HE TROLLED ME) challenge me pwease🥺

[rigid meteor]

chess

[kindred crypt]

who is that

[rigid meteor]

more like mess

[severe dock]

actually I remembered wrong. Ka6 in that puzzle is actually winning. g4 draws. Everything else loses

[heady gale]

Qf1 and Nd3 looks good

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chipmunk-11

[scenic moth]

Im a loser

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-comment-above-fact-facts-facts-meme-gif-2124243457389189191

[heady gale]

whats the answer 😠

[zealous chasm]

No your no

[scenic moth]

[kindred crypt]

i cant answer here

[heady gale]

i was asking for puzzle answer

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/watch-your-mouth-1

[steady moon]

||Qf1 Kc2 Nxf4 Qxf4 Qd3 Kc1 Rd4||

[kindred crypt]

ohhhmb mb

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tree

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Rapid: 1578 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1659 (1692 peak)
Bullet: 1423 (1753 peak)

[zealous chasm]

#theworld-general

[heady gale]

its too hard bro get one for 676 elo

[scenic moth]

Im lifeless and never thought about ending myself more

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/sixseven-six-seven-six-seve-67-gif-14143337669032958349

[heady gale]

what happened to your rapid and bullet

[uncut sable]

this whole sequence already has a cool move which is Ne2 but the next move is INSANE

[zealous chasm]

Just be happy

🥴🥴

[uncut sable]

white to play from the last pic

[nimble arch]

Wait ive seen this

[scenic moth]

But my life is cooked

[uncut sable]

yes its famous

lol

[proven wave]

My brain doesn't work anymore 🙂

[zealous chasm]

Make it medium😏

[uncut sable]

hey mohit

[steady moon]

Nc1?

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-white-in-padded-cell-gif-434939545092496319

[kindred crypt]

bishop a1

[spice root]

nc1

[scenic moth]

But im raw and dumb

[spice root]

nc1 kd2 nb3

[zealous chasm]

Make it well don😐

[proven wave]

Finally.
Thanks Anitta.
I missed you all lot.. lot of people who were here are not here anymore

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Abdul Qayyoum (konalin)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 903 (938 peak)
Blitz: 1629 (1659 peak)
Bullet: 2006 (2030 peak)

[zealous chasm]

Watch me I'm tuff

[silver sage]

imagine drawish giri becomes winish giri and wins all over the place

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[scenic moth]

I have no huzz and im scared of women

[heady gale]

wha why not just take take take take Kg4

[spice root]

bg5 mate is threatened

[zealous chasm]

Use rizzbo

[spice root]

any queen move to stop it results in a fork

[proven wave]

Also Anitta are you 2000 now?

[scenic moth]

But my teeth are ugly

[spice root]

sir this is a wendys

[scenic moth]

Wdym

[spice root]

wrong place to speak about this

[zealous chasm]

Go to dental surgery and if you say you're ugly go to plastic surgery

[scenic moth]

Im poor

[uncut sable]

threatening what

[scenic moth]

Let me dump

[steady moon]

Bg5

[proven wave]

That is just an opinion. No one is ugly

[scarlet arrow]

you like to live dangerously

beware of short people attacking you

👀

[scenic moth]

But my teeth are so out of shape

[heady gale]

why doesn't Bxd4 work?

[steady moon]

Kd2 Nb3 and if Qxc1 still Bg5

[proven wave]

[spice root]

qxd4

[zealous chasm]

Get a freind to vid you and make a mystery box say that would you rather buy this mystery box for 20$? If they say yes it will be a rock and the victim will think you are gonna post-it so hey obviously have to accept it

[nimble arch]

cost

[zealous chasm]

A dollar

[heady gale]

after knight takes and if i move my king up isnt it winning

[kindred crypt]

nothing works if you throw router

[nimble arch]

was not a question

[zealous chasm]

Now can someone challenge me🥴

[steady moon]

prob a draw cuz of h pawn.

[uncut sable]

and it’s a draw

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Abdul Qayyoum (konalin)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 903 (938 peak)
Blitz: 1629 (1659 peak)
Bullet: 2006 (2030 peak)

[heady gale]

what

[kindred crypt]

elo

[scarlet arrow]

Anitta ignoring the puns

[zealous chasm]

9999

[scarlet arrow]

[scenic moth]

But i hate being on camera cuz of traumatic childhood

[spice root]

nc1 is pretty simple

[heady gale]

i have a pawn on e3 if black king also tries to move up

[proven wave]

Same

[steady moon]

yeah

[zealous chasm]

Why you have trauma

[heady gale]

it doesnt work????

[scarlet arrow]

silence is painful

😩

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-school-6-7-8-9-6-7-meme-gif-9283842523222664778

[scenic moth]

My parents and older siblings used to beat me up

[spice root]

that's what happens when you're a lifeless person who can't take jokes

[scenic moth]

And bully me

[kindred crypt]

in chess or.......

[uncut sable]

Qa5

[scarlet arrow]

huh

[scenic moth]

No irl

[spice root]

nb3

[zealous chasm]

Stand up

[scarlet arrow]

[spice root]

well bd4 nb3

[uncut sable]

and you’re losing the game

yeah lol

[scenic moth]

Thats the only thing i can do rn

[uncut sable]

but it’s not simple it’s insane to find lol

[zealous chasm]

CAN SOMEONE CHALLENGE ME TO A CHESS MATCH

[mortal bronze]

wow that's difficult

[spice root]

its pretty intuitive

[scarlet arrow]

[uncut sable]

it’s objectively not intuitive

hey bast

[zealous chasm]

Be good in you're studies focus on your fav subject 😎

[scenic moth]

But i dropped school

[steady moon]

Kg4?

[proven wave]

We gotta get a trusted role so admin will talk to us.

[uncut sable]

it’s a famous puzzle that starts here so that also doesnt help

[zealous chasm]

You have chance to enter college 😎

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Abdul Qayyoum (konalin)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 903 (938 peak)
Blitz: 1629 (1659 peak)
Bullet: 2006 (2030 peak)

[scarlet arrow]

famous

[uncut sable]

cooler. Bishop takes pawn and fork

[scenic moth]

But im not graduated

[spice root]

this is complicated lowk

[heady gale]

what

[kindred crypt]

good

[uncut sable]

lol

[zealous chasm]

Community class

[heady gale]

does your friend grind your blitz and bullet elo for you ? 😭 😭

[uncut sable]

Bf6 is intuitive but the rest is crazy

[kindred crypt]

bullet player detected

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> DatTran (we1pon)

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Rapid: 368 (389 peak)
Blitz: 274 (508 peak)
Bullet: 424 (492 peak)

[spice root]

bf6 d4 ne2 a1=q nc1

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> DatTran (we1pon)

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Rapid: 368 (389 peak)
Blitz: 274 (508 peak)
Bullet: 424 (492 peak)

[scenic moth]

All i do is eat sleep and games

[spice root]

i think i got it

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2300 (peak)
Blitz: 2351 (2381 peak)
Bullet: 2304 (peak)

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2310 (2409 peak)
Blitz: 2272 (2362 peak)
Bullet: 2359 (2532 peak)

[heady gale]

chill stop flexing

[proven wave]

Does anyone want to play puzzle battle?

[scenic moth]

[scarlet arrow]

damn 2400 rapid peak

[scenic moth]

[zealous chasm]

Spendy you're lowest time on studying

[scarlet arrow]

you gotta love hurting yourself

[spice root]

the cheaters are never ending

[steady moon]

oh wait Kg4 does nothing lmao.

[scarlet arrow]

💀

[twilit eagle]

That's some crazy stats

[kindred crypt]

damn 2400 cheats

[scenic moth]

Studying makes me wanna jump of the window

[nimble arch]

Qa4 spammer

[zealous chasm]

I don't play rapid that much because the players are slow 🕊️🧠🧠🧠

[nimble arch]

that guy DOES NOT CHEAT

[proven wave]

Everyone ignoring each other
Time to talk somewhere else 😅

[zealous chasm]

Add a trampoline in the window exit

[nimble arch]

LOL

[heady bear]

?

[scarlet arrow]

also wdym my peak is higher in blitz @spice root

[spice root]

i hate blitz with a passion

[kindred crypt]

how you kno

[spice root]

too fast for me to think to slow for me to flag

[scenic moth]

But it wont help

[scarlet arrow]

womp womp

[nimble arch]

Ive played this guy theres no way bros cheating 💀

[steady moon]

literally me

[kindred crypt]

maybe you cheat too

[nimble arch]

ok but he no cheat

say me cheat ok he cheat no ok

[heady gale]

@steady moon how old are you

[kindred crypt]

do you?

[spice root]

this guy was making fun of naroditsky, just ignore him lwok

[zealous chasm]

Barricade your window watch yt tuts since you don't have teacher because they will make the mistake for you in life🕊️

[heady bear]

99

[spice root]

completely attention baiting

[nimble arch]

yes but I wont let you have that much of a complement

[spice root]

HAHHAHA

[steady moon]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[scenic moth]

[zealous chasm]

😎

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-gif-8384156608838765018

[scenic moth]

Im so stuck

[zealous chasm]

Get off the hole😐

[spice root]

@nimble arch do you know about the martingale betting system

[nimble arch]

yes

[scenic moth]

But you need to help me

[zealous chasm]

Don't stay in the safe place too much😎

[spice root]

i was discussing it in #2200-or-higher, and couldn't figure out why its logically imperfect

[nimble arch]

because you dont have an infinite amount of money

[zealous chasm]

Because In the end you should play chess😎

-BrilliantMaster out

[scenic moth]

But everyone tryna bring me down

[spice root]

1 million dollars is enough

[nimble arch]

somehow it isnt

[zealous chasm]

Stand up

[spice root]

that would require like 2^18

[nimble arch]

because the loss is just that much more

[spice root]

but im guaranteed to make 1 dollar every time i do it

[scenic moth]

But my elo is just 1050

[proven wave]

Are you sure

[heady gale]

im sorry 😭 😭

[steady moon]

no dont mute him

[heady gale]

ts english tho

🥺

[spice root]

oh yeah can you mute me for a week again, i have an important competition in like 2 days and i need to lock in for it

[zealous chasm]

View tactical positions and be better and don sandbagging

[proven wave]

Also don't post any AI generated slop.

[kindred crypt]

why

[zealous chasm]

[scenic moth]

But i will get bored and do a blunder

[nimble arch]

ok so how it trends towards is that the chance you fail is very low each time you do it but if you do fail a single time overall is really frikin high and outweighs the previous sucesses. A casino can afford to have those small losses because every once in a while a big loss comes and the casino recovers all of it plus more because its not a perfect 50/50

[proven wave]

Are you sure? Okay . Feel free to say anything if you want to say before getting muted 🙂

[spice root]

even with the houes edge the strategy should be winning

[kindred crypt]

what thge ninja means

[spice root]

i hate chuds

[zealous chasm]

Why be bored and do a blunder and not a brilliant?

[nimble arch]

are you serious or not

[zealous chasm]

I hate blundermaster

[kindred crypt]

yes

[spice root]

we can discuss in dms

[nimble arch]

there was a video about it

[zealous chasm]

[nimble arch]

unless you genuenlly dont understand

[kindred crypt]

where

[mortal bronze]

nooo don't ban my precious ai generated slop

[scenic moth]

Cuz my brain is fried

[kindred crypt]

he does

[zealous chasm]

Make it cook

[scenic moth]

[heady gale]

im hungry what should i eat

[scenic moth]

Actually brilliant

[kindred crypt]

whs does ninja mean

[proven wave]

Same .

[quiet ferry]

Where’s the Bridger western update at.

[steady moon]

ninja.

[zealous chasm]

Unstable smp reference?!

[scenic moth]

But im traumatized too and im scared of women

[heady gale]

why

[kindred crypt]

wdym

[grave cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-gif-26229659

[zealous chasm]

Can someone challenge me in chess

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[heady gale]

https://tenor.com/view/ninjaa-gif-21386720

[zealous chasm]

Unless they're chicken

[scenic moth]

Cuz my older brother used to beat me up and im so scared of people

[zealous chasm]

Jiu jitsu move

[heady gale]

did he assault you

[zealous chasm]

CAN SOMEONE CHALLENGE ME

[scenic moth]

I might break my own knee

[heady gale]

?

[zealous chasm]

Go to the gym

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/julian-alvarez-baila-dance-araña-spiderman-gif-6302007521865348891

[heady gale]

wha

[stark thorn]

Good

[kindred crypt]

in rl?

[stiff quarry]

I AM BACK TO 800s MY DUDESSSS

[steady moon]

yeah he gets beat up in rocket league.

[gusty ice]

Great

[heady gale]

good boy

[scenic moth]

I used to go to the gym but when i dropped i got overweighted so fast and im fit bow again but there are stretch marks on my body

[scenic moth]

Yes

[stark thorn]

Cut the stretch marks out

[scenic moth]

[gusty ice]

Don't eat rice too much

[scenic moth]

But it will just get bigger

[stark thorn]

With a scissor

[scenic moth]

My mom cooks rice everyday

[heady gale]

how old are you

[gusty ice]

That's the main reason you're getting overweight

[stark thorn]

It is 15

[scenic moth]

But that will hurt

[zealous chasm]

Can someone challenge me in chess

[scenic moth]

20

[gusty ice]

No

[stark thorn]

Hey, at least your stretch marks will be gone

[zealous chasm]

Yes

[heady gale]

why is your mom still cooking for you

[severe dock]

It

[scenic moth]

But im not overweighted anymore

[scenic moth]

Might try

[grand hamlet]

PRESSURE EXPOSED

[zealous chasm]

I miss BlunderMaster😞

[scenic moth]

Cuz she feels bad for me

[gusty ice]

Good bro do exercises everyday

[stark thorn]

She should starve you (for diet purposes)

[steady moon]

mod in chat guys be careful.

[scenic moth]

But im too depressed to even jog

[proven wave]

Please take off topic in #💬〡general-off-topic

[gusty ice]

Ohkeee

[scenic moth]

She should but someone gotta tell her

[zealous chasm]

Can someone challenge me

[stark thorn]

Send me number, which language you need?

[proven wave]

Next off topic will be actioned

[mortal bronze]

send puzzles omg

[zealous chasm]

BlunderMaster are you there

😞😞😞

[gusty ice]

It is me

[scenic moth]

My mom doesnt use a phone and farsi

[gusty ice]

I do blunder in every move

[zealous chasm]

You're not him👺

[mortal bronze]

counting brilliants counting blunders copy

[gusty ice]

But i m blundermaster

[zealous chasm]

CHALLENGE ME

[mortal bronze]

you guys are not them

[zealous chasm]

You're aditya

[gusty ice]

Mission aborted

[zealous chasm]

[gusty ice]

Yess

[scenic moth]

Thats arabic

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Abdul Qayyoum (konalin)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Abdul Qayyoum (konalin)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 903 (938 peak)
Blitz: 1629 (1659 peak)
Bullet: 2006 (2030 peak)

[stark thorn]

Thx mr obvious

[scenic moth]

[proven wave]

How many games did you all play today?

[zealous chasm]

67

[stark thorn]

6 or 7

[scenic moth]

67

[proven wave]

..

[scenic moth]

I like 7 more

[zealous chasm]

Who wants to make it 8?

[proven wave]

What is your favourite openings

[zealous chasm]

WHY IS NO ONE CHALLENGING MEE

[stark thorn]

It is scientifically proven that chubbier people prefer larger numbers

[scenic moth]

You mean make a 👶?

[zealous chasm]

Grob

[scenic moth]

[zealous chasm]

Can someone play the Berlin wall opening with me😐

[stiff quarry]

Wadafok

[zealous chasm]

@mods

[stark thorn]

ayo

[scenic moth]

[proven wave]

Be normal

[stark thorn]

He asked opening 😔

[scenic moth]

British

[zealous chasm]

That's a Boombayah position👺

[stark thorn]

Is the n word allowed here

Which means homie

[scenic moth]

Just use d instead of n it means dude in german

[paper goblet]

a bit of self promo: https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1491584654694809672

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> OLFU-ANTIPOLO BS-PSYCHOLOGY (suzu-hime)

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Name: OLFU-ANTIPOLO BS-PSYCHOLOGY (suzu-hime)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2106 (2125 peak)
Blitz: 2110 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (2040 peak)

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-stare-deer-staring-are-you-serious-right-neow-devious-deer-gif-27022170

[shell lynx]

[main owl]

Wait what there are ads on chess.com 😭

I didn't even notice there are ads what kind of ads are these wtf.

[deep sail]

Play on lichess

[main owl]

I'm good with fast match making lol.

[deep sail]

Lichess has fast match making

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-gazer-gazer-solluminati-dissappointed-solluminati-meme-wtf-gif-458323424757407069

[hazy wolf]

why cant i talk in the vc

[vocal musk]

one of the two players here is banned for cheating

@tropic moat

[fading bloom]

sup

[visual tapir]

Holy moly the candidates beef really gets yall going

[heady gale]

wtf?

[jade relic]

Stockfish 18 vs Stockfish 18

Time control: 15 sec bullet

Result 1/2 - 1/2

[heady gale]

i can beat stockfish in 10 sec game 😄

[tacit wren]

no

[heady gale]

yea

i dont think stockfish premoves

so i can maybe win

[tacit wren]

oh in terms of time

ohk

[maiden flame]

Which chess mode is best for aptitude?

[heady gale]

2 player chess

[fading bloom]

Least of your concern as a 500

[maiden flame]

I mean bullet , blitz or rapid

[heady gale]

oh

[kindred crypt]

Absolute cinema

[heady gale]

bullet

[fading bloom]

bullet, its the best TC trust

[maiden flame]

Im 930 rn , ex 1000 (fell off due to lack of practice)

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> newisr

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Bullet: 1709 (peak)

[heady gale]

what happened to your streak 🥺

[maiden flame]

Tc?

[fading bloom]

time control

[kindred crypt]

i took a 12 day break and instantly went up 120 points

[heady gale]

good for you i guess

[kindred crypt]

i peaked again today

[kindred crypt]

hows your no corn streak

[heady gale]

ts kinda corny 😔

[kindred crypt]

💀

[twilit scarab]

Who tried the new voice control

[kindred crypt]

nobody fr

[twilit scarab]

Dam bro it’s not on mobile tho 😢

[quiet oxide]

I gotta ask, what’s with people trash talking so much in rated games?

This guy I played who’s highest rating was ~1700 and now he’s around my elo ~1450 and has 14k games vs my 1.3k games in rapid he won but like what’s up with that

[heady gale]

who tried the new 3 player chess?

[twilit scarab]

That’s not new buddy

[heady gale]

it is

[twilit scarab]

No I’ve played it before

[twilit scarab]

How new?