💬〡chess-talk

[potent gulch]

Lmaoo

[still spoke]

I’m legally blind

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover What about this position as black would you sac the exchange on f4 or play Rf6 allowing Bxg5?

[hexed magnet]

wanna play a game?

[torn maple]

I need to get better at chess, in all my fide rated tournaments i got 3/6 :( i'm having Bluebaum's performance 😔

[potent gulch]

Ouhh, that's why u sac?

[potent gulch]

Cheer up you're having a GM performance lol 🔥, and dw you'll slowly but surely keep improving, just be patient on yourself and don't beat yourself up for finding your improvement "slow"

[uneven plover]

I'd sack the exchange. It looks like a no brainer at first glance. I'm going to give White a free move and just take on f4, exf4 Rh3 that rook isn't escaping anything It also opens the g7-Bishop.

[wooden sphinx]

What do you think the eval is after the exchange sac?

[potent gulch]

Dudeeee, I'd but I wanna play some rated in some minutes, will u still be up tomorrow? If so just add me and I'll accept the challenges ;3

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1936 (1989 peak)
Blitz: 1730 (1808 peak)
Bullet: 1413 (1524 peak)

[hexed magnet]

oki!

[uneven plover]

For the purposes of it, I'm gonna pretend like Black played Kg6, and then Bxf4 exf4 Rh3 and say the eval is like -2 or -3.

[pseudo yarrow]

@dusk hinge game?

[hexed magnet]

mb i didnt mean to challenge

[uneven plover]

Both the f1 Knight and h3 rook have no squares.

[wooden sphinx]

And if Rf6 Bxg5 then what do you think the eval is?

[potent gulch]

Dw XD

[uneven plover]

I'd say White's slightly better maybe? The g7-Bishop is stuck behind it's own pawn on e5, and at the very least h4 followed by Nh2 are moves White has. Don't know how good they are.

This is all just superficial analysis lol.

[spice root]

dms exist bro

[torn maple]

In my last tournament i almost did 2.5 in 3 games, my idea to get the game into a dead draw was finally going to be played (i prepared it 6 moves earlier) but after 11h of tournament in that day i somehow allucinated a threat that didnt even exist on the board and lost 3 games in a row :)

Im never playing classical again

[hexed magnet]

this is literally chess talk my guy

[uneven plover]

You know what else exist? People that run a mile slower than me.

But I'm sure you're well versed in that area.

[wooden sphinx]

What's funny is after Rf6 Bxg5 black is slightly better cause the best move is Rf4 after that still sacing the exchange but if Rg6 white is slightly better

[potent gulch]

A random vent is that I'm genuinely enjoying analysis chess rather than playing them XD

[chilly spindle]

Hey wanna play against me? And give me tips

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover Kg6 Bxf4 exf4 is -4.5

[torn maple]

Classical chess is torture for the mind 😔

[uneven plover]

Makes sense but no one is playing Rf4 if they just went Rf6.

[potent gulch]

Ouh nooo, it happens, and eyy, just give it a time for yourself ❤️

[spice root]

these 2 guys love to have conversations about chess games both of them play against each other in a chat where nobody knows what game they're talking about, they have a history of doing this

[uneven plover]

Oh wow, that's better than I thought.

[spice root]

they can take it to dms

[hexed magnet]

ok, who cares bro, grow up

[chilly spindle]

Hey

[potent gulch]

Never played it but I can feel the heavy of it, just by two 15+10 games I play I'm already very tired and if I lost? Hella demoralized

[uneven plover]

What's up?

[spice root]

just hating to hate bruv, i did not ask for your opinion whatsoever

[torn maple]

I got a legit nightmare with that Nd6 that i wanted to play but went with Rxe5 instead

[chilly spindle]

Wanna play 3 min and give me tips?

[hexed magnet]

i bet those two guys could say the same about you lol

[uneven plover]

OhWow is okay, he's just salty I mogged him with 1.c4 a few weeks ago and hasn't gotten over it.

[potent gulch]

I feel you yeah

[clever grotto]

I wish more people played 60 min unrated i want to try it so bad but too scared to go in on rated 😭

[uneven plover]

No thank you.

[spice root]

im simply giving them a suggestion, and you start attacking me

[hexed magnet]

oh alr, guess he's still mad

[spice root]

i will not fall for this level of ragebait

[uneven plover]

Yeah, he's a jealous LTN.

[chilly spindle]

Suggest me anyone

[potent gulch]

Same, Lichess surprisedly have more players on it (activity rather) cuz they have a separated classical ratings instead of mixing up with rapid

[spice root]

sub 5 balding 30 year old

[uneven plover]

I have a very good friend that would love a game with you, his name is @turbid mulch

[potent gulch]

Now otb sounds even scarier XD

[clever grotto]

Might have to try it on lichess then lowk it would be so fun i feel like

Unless you lose then what can u even do 😭

[potent gulch]

Yeahhhh, it'd, if you play on your time you'll notice better accuracies and everything, it felt good once I did XD

[uneven plover]

I have amazing hair, and I use L'Oreal because I'm worth it.

[hexed magnet]

i dont think this qualifies as "attacking you"

[potent gulch]

Analize and have some good thoughts on your thinking process and lines and everything, I freaking love it

[hexed magnet]

ah gotcha

[uneven plover]

Also I can't run sub 5, I can run mid 5 though.

[clever grotto]

Fr i feel like it would be so satisfying thinking up a crazy line and seeing it work out

[potent gulch]

Yeahhhh, you have time to think yk so yeah

[torn maple]

In my mind i suddenly thought Nd6 wasnt going to work anymore

[lime steppe]

Why

[clever grotto]

I want to try it out

[turbid mulch]

indi stop telling people to message me

[clever grotto]

But not in rated*

[potent gulch]

Ouhh

[uneven plover]

You did that while I was asleep and I woke up to like 6 friend requests and 3 messages.

[potent gulch]

Yeah tatics here

No yeah I feel you

[lime steppe]

Oh right. Chesscom still counts it as rapid. I was unsure why you cared about your rating but i get it now

[mortal bronze]

hi apron

[clever grotto]

Yeye

[robust marsh]

does anyone know why this is a brilliant

[uneven plover]

Now, I'm a very nice person so I still asked them for their game and told them they'd be in the next video. 💀

[potent gulch]

Is not like you aren't able to see simple tatics is just that indeed sometimes our brains just turn off

[buoyant warren]

Qxb7

[potent gulch]

Kel!!! Heiiii ^^

[lime steppe]

I'll play classical games with you. DM me and I'll add you when i get home

[robust marsh]

OHHH

[torn maple]

I was looking into Nd6 since move 11 😭 after Rd1 i thought i cant play Nd6 anymore, Bishop in d3 is double protected now and i will and up losing a piece

[potent gulch]

Yeahhhhhh

[torn maple]

I hate classical chess

[clever grotto]

Maybe not today its already 00:45 for me would cook me 100%

[indigo knoll]

what are your guys dream ratings? Mines 2400

[clever grotto]

But im down tmr

[torn maple]

Also happened in my last game the very same thing

[turbid mulch]

i did that once

[lime steppe]

Anytime. I've been looking for casual long games also. We can just plan it for another time

[potent gulch]

Maybe a bit of tunnel vision got involved, mainly with classical cuz more time to think so I assume we can sometimes get stuck in some lines and forget other ones or even ironically miscalculate

[torn maple]

2200 fide

[uneven plover]

Well it's war now.

[clever grotto]

Sounds fun

[torn maple]

I want to have title and never play again

[uneven plover]

2800 FIDE.

[lime steppe]

I sent you a friend request so i won't forget

[robust marsh]

1000

[clever grotto]

Actually when do you think u will be back home maybe ill try squeeze a game in 😭

[potent gulch]

Honestly, once I get 2000 chess.com I'll be just chilling, if I were to push further, I'd want a 2200 fide just so I can grab a lil title :3

[uneven plover]

No one said the dream had to be attainable.

[mortal bronze]

wassup

[winter quest]

guys is sim racing good for rally practice?

[turbid mulch]

hi kel

[indigo knoll]

yeah I get that

[mortal bronze]

what's your current fide apron

[lime steppe]

Definitely not for a while. At a family dinner

[mortal bronze]

hi

[potent gulch]

0 🙏 hasn't played any yet

[clever grotto]

Alr np

[mortal bronze]

lol

[potent gulch]

It'll probably be terrible as I have no experience with classical XD

[mortal bronze]

get 2000 quickly so that we can punish manter

[potent gulch]

Yeahhhh I want thatttt

[mortal bronze]

classical is fun. you should try it

i think you will be good at it

[potent gulch]

Yeahhhh I hella wanna it

[potent gulch]

Hopefully

How much time do y'all take usually per move in 1 and 2 hours chess

[clever grotto]

Yeah lowk want to know this too so i can pace myself better

[haughty swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-hiiii-oh-hi-hi-hello-lizard-gif-5877185002260097302

[potent gulch]

Yeahhhh same, exactly

[spare axle]

https://tenor.com/view/bangboo-zenless-wave-proxy-zenless-zone-zero-gif-15992137574186692704

[potent gulch]

Rn, I'm assuming like, around 2 to 3 minutes in easy moves while critical moments around 5+ idk , if not more

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-chat-discord-mauzy-mauzymice-furry-gif-27187737

[spare axle]

i mean it depends, ive taken a lottttttttt of time to make a move before

[potent gulch]

Hey there my favorite accent country person!!!

[potent gulch]

Ouh yeahhh

[spare axle]

ouuuhhhh yeeeaaaaahhhhhhh

[potent gulch]

Ouhhhhh yeahhhhhhh 🔥

[haughty swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/turn-washingtons-spies-british-gif-20325133

[spare axle]

OUH YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

im talkin like 20 min to make a move in longer games

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-high-five-yes-oh-hell-gif-7842773935880303039

[haughty swallow]

Yo, im going off topic, sorry, but bite by night is a peak roblox game

but the mimic is op

[lime steppe]

It's more of a feeling than a strict rule. Games are usually 40 moves long so keep that in mind

[potent gulch]

Yooo second time I hear about it, might give it a look

[potent gulch]

Ouhh, I see that :0

[mortal bronze]

varies a lot. i haven't played rated classical in years

so i don't remember much xd

but i used to be a very slow player

[clever grotto]

Yeah prob in opening low time spent and in complicated positions in middle game you spend significantly more time

[potent gulch]

Ahh, i see :0

[potent gulch]

No worries XD

[haughty swallow]

e

[spare axle]

no

[rocky tapir]

hmmm

[haughty swallow]

pee pee poo poo

[mortal bronze]

you get to have multiple 10+ minute thinks when required. like if it's a very complex and critical position, a 30+ minute think is also justified.

[uneven plover]

It depends. Instantly when you're in prep. Sometimes a position is simple and you just take a few minutes to double check things. Sometimes there's a ton of complications and you need to take 40 minutes to work everything out.

[inland otter]

How do I report someone on chess.com

[red sparrow]

i was pretty tilted and i thought i blundered when i made the move for a few seconds but i realized after that it was good

[potent gulch]

Hmmmmmm, I see thattt:0

[clever grotto]

I feel like id feel sorry for my opponent if im taking 40mins on 1 move 😭

[potent gulch]

That's so relatable XD 🔥 congrats btw!

[spare axle]

it just sometimes be like that

[potent gulch]

Nahhhh just remember, he chooses to play classical so it's on him if he gets annoyed loll

[haughty swallow]

look in general-off-topic, ima send a clip of it in a sec

[potent gulch]

Btw as it's classical, some people stand up, drink some water, go to the bathroom, if opp is taking too long some even take a look at other games or just go look outside for some minutes

[potent gulch]

Kk

[uneven plover]

Don't be, it's your time and you're allowed to use it as you feel fit.

[novel summit]

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[buoyant warren]

In other classical tournaments can you get up and walk around the playing hall or go to some lounge like in the candidates

[sand rapids]

Are you still in school?

[novel summit]

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[sand rapids]

?

[novel summit]

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[sand rapids]

I know a furry like you isnt talking

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-smartest-predator-real-science-an-iq-too-high-gif-2180560086852266128

[sand rapids]

Hop off

[novel summit]

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[buoyant warren]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbTJmbzI1dGFmMWcxN2JrbnFxMWJxdXNmNzhkaHUwa2s2YzkyZHJjcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/40gyk786kJt7ukvDmU/giphy.gif

[polar helm]

Anyone wanna vc push elo

[uneven plover]

No, I already graduated and got my degree.

[novel summit]

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[reef canyon]

this is my last straw chat its time to unsubscribe

[sand rapids]

Grats, what major?

[uneven plover]

Accounting.

[fluid crow]

what does this mean 😭

[wooden sphinx]

@clever grotto this for sure I've done it many times. If they don't like it they can register for blitz tournaments

[sand rapids]

Dope

[buoyant warren]

*time to subscribe

[novel summit]

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[wooden sphinx]

If you don't like it you can come at 3 in the morning and do it yourself

[void tusk]

i cant break past 70-78 accuracy average and i keep losing all of my games because of it

[fluid crow]

just dont blunder

[uneven plover]

That's not why you're losing games, lmfao.

[wooden sphinx]

Stop worrying so much about chess.com's marketing stuff like that

[fluid crow]

😇

[void tusk]

I don't blunder. I make mistakes, not blunders

[wooden sphinx]

Ok... lol

[void tusk]

The accuracy is low because im making mistakes

[fluid crow]

a mistake is a blunder that forms over the entire game

[uneven plover]

That's not how it works, lmfao.

[wooden sphinx]

You're clearly very confused. I'm sorry you've been so mislead

[void tusk]

Are you genuinely stupid? Making mistakes lowers your accuracy

[fluid crow]

isnt that what he said lol

[uneven plover]

Lemme explain so you can understand, smh. This always happens with the beginners.

[wooden sphinx]

Indirect knows what he's talking about

[fluid crow]

😭

[void tusk]

You have replied to me 3 times and are nothing but an annoying douche. No, i am not blundering. I am making MISTAKES. you genuinely cannot read you idiot

[wooden sphinx]

But you're the one making the blunder of caring so much about those move labels on chess.con

[fluid crow]

gotta do some giggle baiting

[trim pulsar]

how i can send a pic?

[zenith patio]

What on earth is this conversation xp

[fluid crow]

gotta get trusted

[novel summit]

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[wooden sphinx]

It's something that unfortunately happens all the time in the chess community cause people over-value chess.com's game review features which are setup for marketing and people get mislead by them

[trim pulsar]

how i can get it?

[scarlet arrow]

meow

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[glass robin]

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[fluid crow]

i kinda forget sorry lol

[novel summit]

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[uneven plover]

Yes, accuracy depends on how much your moves deviate from the computer's top choice, but the thing is that by itself is a flawed metric. Accuracy doesn't tell you how hard the moves are to find.

[novel summit]

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[fluid crow]

i forgot I have carl bot blocked lmao

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/stunned-wow-omg-lego-batman-lego-batman-movie-gif-7647770

[novel summit]

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[wooden sphinx]

@void tusk please let this wisdom settle in for you because it is exactly what you need go be hearing right now

[uneven plover]

If you look at most people's games, regardless of their rating they all average around the same accuracy maybe just a tad higher than you, because the people they're facing are making better and harder moves to find the right continuation. Which in turn makes it harder and harder to be accurate.

[scarlet arrow]

dunno

[wary token]

I am on a 45 games winning streak

[novel summit]

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[scarlet arrow]

username ?

[sturdy garden]

hey fellas.

[zenith patio]

45???

[wary token]

Secret

[void tusk]

yo who are you 😭 i NEVER asked for your advice leave me alone ive talked to you once and youve replied to me four times. hop off

[fluid crow]

@zinc prairie DONT LAUGH

🤬 🤬 🤬

[hot elm]

is having notes next to you while playing a match cheating? like if i write down my opening theory

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-jump-fall-cat-fail

[sturdy garden]

i'm 1700, what endgames should I learn

?

[scarlet arrow]

well yeah ?

[uneven plover]

Accuracy is extremely flawed. You can get a very high score just playing out an endgame where the evaluation between the moves doesn't change much, even if you played a very shitty opening and middle game.

[scarlet arrow]

can't read your lines while playing

💀

[wooden sphinx]

Cause I feel bad for people who get confused over this stuff and want to help them. I don't want people getting bamboozled. Gl with your chess!

[zinc prairie]

ayo vro i
dont really want
to talk here
now vro i
got timed out
for typing the
way i type vro

[fluid crow]

2 knight vs 1 pawn

[zenith patio]

Your catching strays ngl

[sturdy garden]

okay thanks for telling me

[wary token]

Focus on rook endgames

[fluid crow]

S M H

[sturdy garden]

rook endgames?

how should I study?

[fluid crow]

might be deserved 😸

[uneven plover]

Pawn endgames. The base of everything.

[wooden sphinx]

Yeah rook endgames are the most common type of endgame in chess

[fluid crow]

😇

[sturdy garden]

Is there a specific site I oughta use?

[glass tartan]

dont forget to sacrifice your queen once once inawhile.

[uneven plover]

And yes, Rook endgames after pawn endgames. At the very least, you need to learn the vancura, philidor and Lucena.

[sturdy garden]

dude thank you

[fluid crow]

uhhh yea you say it

[novel summit]

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[sturdy garden]

honestly i've been getting by with just mating patterns and opening theory until now lol

[glass tartan]

sorry Wagari that replay was meant for the 1700 rating dude.

[fluid crow]

😭

[haughty swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/default-dance-fortnite-jonesy-gif-15544813113505236864

[glass tartan]

mouse slip

[haughty swallow]

also, whats that boxing mode on chess.com, I tried it and it didnt work

[sturdy garden]

i do sac my queen plenty

[zinc prairie]

W A G A R I

[fluid crow]

whats up?

[trim pulsar]

I didnt know how to use it

[uneven plover]

Anyways, before I was so rudely interuppted by Boon, here's an example of what I mean. I was Black in this position and I spent close to 40 minutes figuring out whether or not the Greek Gift does. My senses were telling me it has to work, White's pieces are all stuck on the Queenside, but also Black doesn't exactly have a lot of pieces to attack with after the sac on h2.

[fluid crow]

🤬

IM IGNORING YOU

BAKA

[zinc prairie]

W A G A R I

[uneven plover]

I won't say whether or not it works, it can be a fun little calculation exercise. You can also just turn on the engine to see if you are too lazy to calculate and get better.

[obsidian plume]

Funny thing now is seeing all the people glazing Sindarov like he’s the next king of chess bc he’s performing well at the Candidates. No doubt he’s in top form but so was Gukesh when he won. We all know how that’s gone since then.

[sturdy garden]

plains, i really do like to sac my queen

[clever grotto]

Fire ill try calculate it

[glass tartan]

white thinks his king and 3 pawns dont need any pieces to defend them,.. hmm ok

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-msgki-mutsuki-cute-hug-gif-16579583126779684622

[sturdy garden]

oh that is awesome!

[uneven plover]

To be fair, if Black were to sacrifice on h2, Black only really has a Knight and Queen to work with. and something like d2-d4 or Qc4 could quickly bring in reinforcements. But yes, White shouldn't have left the King all alone.

[void tusk]

lmao Interrupted? you replied to me, i never pinged you

[hushed trellis]

Someone play me right now.

Or I'm gonna get angry and y'all gotta run.

[uneven plover]

You called me stupid and I had to explain everything to you like a 5 year old.

[void tusk]

thanks for the advice btw

[void tusk]

I called you stupid because I think that youre stupid, you have no obligation to explain anything to me, nor to make up me interrupting you, nor to reply to any other messages and continue an unpleasant conversation

[pastel matrix]

hello

[hushed trellis]

Silence.

[fluid crow]

hello

[uneven plover]

I'm just that awesome. I help the clueless.

[fluid hatch]

Just hit 1261 blitz!

Started at 1308 the ground is the limit for me

[pastel matrix]

no u

[pastel matrix]

[fluid crow]

oh...

[glass tartan]

use your block list

[fluid hatch]

I think I need to play more games faster to get my Elo back

[hushed trellis]

I'm gonna pack you up like a cardboard box and ship you to loser town bucko. Back off.

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/duh-cant-you-tell

[hushed trellis]

Smash.

Oh shoot my bad.

[trim pulsar]

.....

[fluid crow]

he figured out how to post cool move!

[trim pulsar]

haha yeah

[finite remnant]

Is anyone able to help me make a website for quantum chess

I've already implemented the logic but idk how to make server communication etc as I only have an editor on github pages rn

[fluid hatch]

sorry I'm working on my quantum checkers website

too busy

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/kaoruko-waguri-waguri-kaoruko-the-fragrant-flower-the-fragrant-flower-blooms-with-dignity-kaoru-hana-wa-rin-to-saku-gif-1017536424106327677

[clever grotto]

It works right

[hexed magnet]

thats mine, you stole it from me

i garuntee you got it from me

[fluid crow]

must have been the wind

[fluid crow]

😇

[hexed magnet]

i have many more!

[fluid crow]

I would never! 😇

[fluid hatch]

Lost 9 in a row

[hexed magnet]

yeahhhh sureeeee

[wary token]

@fluid hatch My condolonces

[obsidian plume]

I'm not the one to complain but why is Hikaru got a bad score? I mean what happened to his "takes takes takes, arrows here and there. I see every brilliant move, i win gg" ??

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/eris-boreas-greyrat-mushoku-tensei-anime-scenery-無職転生-tsundere-gif-20350921

[fluid crow]

no one beats father time in a game of chess

[obsidian plume]

Eris Boreas Greyrat. I dont know if i should watch it

[fluid hatch]

He's playing stronger comp in the candidates obviously than he does online typically

[fluid crow]

with the sole exception of gojo ofc

https://tenor.com/view/anime-frieren-sleepy-sleep-tired-gif-2563850338358970260

[hexed magnet]

Free-Wren!

[fluid crow]

mid ren

😇

[hexed magnet]

😭

[zinc prairie]

W A G A R I

[hexed magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/honkai-star-rail-hsr-sparkle-hsr-sparkle-sparkle-honkai-star-rail-gif-4920656752343349178

[obsidian plume]

Hikaru doesnt deliver when it matters. (Candidates, world blitz championships, etc) i'm disappointed. I'm switching allegiance to Sindarov

Go Sindarov!

[hexed magnet]

nah caruana will win it for us

americans never lose

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/im-awake-awake-waking-up-im-up-i-am-awaken-gif-5969676065835711702

[zinc prairie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/benjammins-cant-talk-if-i-speak-ill-get-in-trouble-O9kxt6dL76nwqjiCvT

[whole eagle]

happy easter ya'll! Today is my HALF brithday! :>

[hexed magnet]

happy easter!

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-blehh-blehhh-anime-girl-gif-13207784842384334445

[novel summit]

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[hexed magnet]

is that what its like in other countries?

[obsidian plume]

Hey! I want to post images

[novel summit]

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[hexed magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-zenless-zone-zero-belle-image-perms-gif-16211658476521656189

[novel summit]

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[novel summit]

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[hexed magnet]

i am, i couldve done something far worse, trust me

[novel summit]

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[hexed magnet]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[hexed magnet]

nah bro i dont wanna get banned

[dense ore]

🐧

[novel summit]

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[hexed magnet]

lmao my birthday is in just a couple days

[fluid crow]

unc

[novel summit]

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[hexed magnet]

you dont even know how old i am

[fluid crow]

something an UNC would say

[hexed magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

[fluid crow]

😸

[obsidian plume]

@novel summit i may not have permission. But i can beat you in blitz and bullet

[hexed magnet]

well how old are you!?

[fluid crow]

wouldnt you like to know

😸

[languid galleon]

A nice Checketus Mateus

[novel summit]

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[hexed magnet]

what is that supposed to mean!?!?

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-thumb-up-ao-no-hako-aonohako-chouno-hina-gif-7736225372741218662

[hexed magnet]

well now you gotta answer the question

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-uma-オグリ-ウマ娘-uma-musume-gif-3696998493278913177

[obsidian plume]

I want to post layla anime photo

[fluid crow]

no

[obsidian plume]

[novel summit]

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[fluid crow]

omg no 😭

[hexed magnet]

i bet you're an annoying seven year old who took her mom's phone

[fluid crow]

omg no how old are you and ill say

[hexed magnet]

15, u?

[fluid crow]

holy unc

[hexed magnet]

are you six?

[novel summit]

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[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/kasumi-laugh-giggle-chuckle-anime-gif-16491935

[spice root]

vell vell vell

ugly ahh mf

[hexed magnet]

well now you gotta tell me

[hexed magnet]

its ok bro, go back to living on your cardboard box on the side of the road

[whole eagle]

Happy early bday!

[fluid crow]

nuh uh I used an advanced technique called LYING

[spice root]

he never died

[hexed magnet]

ima find you and make you tell me then

[dusk hinge]

Anyone else get nerves playing when ur on a win streak? I recently managed a 16 game winstreak, and my nerves just keeping getting worse and worse lol. Now im on another 6 game streak, and its happening again.

[hexed magnet]

thanks! happy half birthday lol

[spice root]

js remember it doesnt matter

[fluid crow]

is this a threat??

[spice root]

rating is a construct invented by the elites to make you dependent on them

[hexed magnet]

how about if i beat you in a chess game you tell me

[dusk hinge]

"Why are you sad? Have you tried being happy?"

[fluid crow]

no no im bad

youd win

[hexed magnet]

literally just tell me, what's the worse thats gonna happen?

[fluid crow]

i get doxed

[hexed magnet]

because i know your age!?!?!?!?

[fluid crow]

... yea....

[hexed magnet]

uhhh thats is not how doxxing works

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-apothecary-diaries-maomao-gif-2139152962811769017

[hexed magnet]

cmon tell me

[fluid crow]

nuh uh

[blissful ginkgo]

if someone wanted to dox you they would just edr ur discord account bro lol

[dense spire]

my worst guess the elo

[hexed magnet]

its ok, you can admit you're a 80 year old man, this is a safe space for everyone

[fluid crow]

☝️ 👽

[fluid crow]

😭

15

[hexed magnet]

if you're older than 15 wtf do you have to fear!?!?

[fluid crow]

oh 15 year olds know that symbol now... g g

[fallen thistle]

whats up yall?

[hexed magnet]

just tell me

its not that hard

[fluid crow]

what was it again?

i forgot what we talking about lol

[hexed magnet]

you're think you're pretty funny huh?

[obtuse elk]

fr

like @mortal bronze who is 31 and no one makes fun of him for it

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/maomao-mao-mao-the-apothecary-diaries-apothecary-diaries-apothecary-gif-6839972420139999791

[hexed magnet]

whats yo age

[glass tartan]

start on working on your thought control.

[fluid crow]

tee hee

[hexed magnet]

nah, just play slightly high, it actually kinda works

[blissful ginkgo]

said by a true sober child

[fallen thistle]

Beefing on a chess.com channel is crzy

[hexed magnet]

"tee hee" god damn you really are a seven year old who stole her mom's phone

[fluid crow]

😭

[hexed magnet]

i can explain, it was for science

[blissful ginkgo]

go do some real drugs then report back to me

[fluid crow]

Is it a crime to act severely under my age?

[glass tartan]

drugs and alchol changes the way you control thoughts bro

[earnest olive]

Been grinding out chesstempo for a bit

[zinc prairie]

<@&745328830649991179> vro telling a 15yo
kid to do drugs

[cunning haven]

You eat so much

[earnest olive]

They mean high elo

[hexed magnet]

nah i was doing a little experiment this weekend where i used some fresh sharpies to see if being very slightly high would increase my performance, but now that the weekend's done, im done using them

[fluid crow]

omg no 😡

[blissful ginkgo]

it’s a joke bro

[hexed magnet]

no, but its a crime to lie to me, and that's what you did

[fluid crow]

its a crime???

[earnest olive]

Quality sleep is the best drug

[fluid crow]

send me to prison

[zinc prairie]

ayo vro i
was just kidding
too when i
tagged the mods
lets see vro
if mods are
kidding as well

[glass tartan]

what are you 2 fighting about? i missed it

[hexed magnet]

yeah, so you better tell me rn, or im calling the police

[fluid crow]

you gonna get perma muted 😭

[blissful ginkgo]

🤓🤓 mods ban this user for an obvious joke

[fluid crow]

idk

[fluid crow]

gulp...

[spice root]

theres a special role if u under 13 my goat

[hexed magnet]

so what is it!!

[earnest olive]

This server needs a purge of all individuals with low social intelligence

[spice root]

i have the role

do you want it?

[fluid crow]

uh... its 2 digits one is odd uhhh

[earnest olive]

Nice rating 🙂

[cunning haven]

😡🍔

[earnest olive]

How long have you played?

[fluid crow]

its got a zero uhh

[cunning haven]

Burger

[glass tartan]

my social skill is very low, i be the first to be banned bro

[spice root]

on and off like a decade

[earnest olive]

Nice!

[hexed magnet]

wait are you being serious?

[cunning haven]

Arre you really a militant

[earnest olive]

I wish I did more in the past. I'm 20 now and just picked it up properly recently

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/kasumi-laugh-giggle-chuckle-anime-gif-16491935

[hexed magnet]

you gotta be lying cause that means you're at least 30

[spice root]

aw, i regret not doing it during the pandemic

[fluid crow]

ill never tell no matter what number i say you wont believe it

[fluid crow]

im 20

I could be 09 tho

[cunning haven]

Holy shit 10 yo in chesscom gc

[grave cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379982823770820698/1464173545071448144/tmpImage_6F6D26B6-4BF7-473C-89FE-195F318B06F4.gif

[earnest olive]

To be fair I have my own skillset in other hobbies (14yr of the violin) but chess definitely would have been more productive in lockdown than Minecraft

[glass tartan]

are you from the USA?

[spice root]

omg i sweated minecraft too

[cunning haven]

That's not a number big burger alone patty eater

[fluid crow]

no 🙁

[spice root]

i was like a bedwars no life

[hexed magnet]

you literally said one digit is odd

[glass tartan]

thanks

[fluid crow]

😭

[earnest olive]

I had the Bloody A Bedless mouse, no more to be said

[cunning haven]

She a 10

[hexed magnet]

so are you actually 20 or is that another lie?

[fluid crow]

youre right im 67 yo

[spice root]

LOLLL i have the model O

[earnest olive]

I had the model O wireless too

[fluid crow]

shhh

[cunning haven]

It got no 0s or you may be 670 yo?? HELLOO!!!

[earnest olive]

I switched to Valorant and then to CS so I use a superlight now

[spice root]

that's insane

[fluid crow]

67.420

[glass tartan]

so do you have any hot daughters?

[hexed magnet]

OMG JUST FRICKIN TELL ME

[shy gull]

That's me

[fluid crow]

freaky ah comment

[fluid crow]

I did

[spice root]

@fluid crow love is war reference

[cunning haven]

Ball knowledge is good you are definitely experienced so prolly more than 200yo

[spice root]

"just freaking confess to me" ahhh

[hexed magnet]

so you're 20?

[earnest olive]

Got to mid diamond in val and then the community bugged me and too many agents of same type so switched to CS and was more fun but now I want to actually do something good with my brain

[glass tartan]

Grandma Wagari sounds ok.

[cunning haven]

10

[fluid crow]

sure lets go with that

[spice root]

yeah i kinda quit videogames

[cunning haven]

😦

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-cute-anime-blush-sparkle-gif-16408503

[hexed magnet]

IM GONNA wait i cant say that

[shy gull]

I recently started playing Carrion.

[earnest olive]

I'm literally rocking Linux as main OS now so I can't play video games lol

[grave cobalt]

lie

[uneven plover]

That’s not how it works. Give me a line.

[fluid crow]

huh?

[grave cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-puffer-cat-puffercat-cat-puffer-gif-2319507695054519551

[tardy carbon]

Have any 1 played the Magnus Sicilian before ?

[cunning haven]

No you are scaring me

[shy gull]

It's the truth

[spice root]

haha coder

[earnest olive]

(Arch btw)

[shy gull]

That's me

[hexed magnet]

dont worry about it

[earnest olive]

had to be said

[fluid crow]

guuulp

[glass tartan]

i understand women if you are a woman dont like to share their age

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover Will you be able to play in about 5 minutes?

[cunning haven]

Bro you all are scary i qmfrwking outtt

[hexed magnet]

i can think of at least 20 things i wanna say rn

[slim canopy]

Hm

[cunning haven]

This guy is really creepy

[astral bay]

Hello

[eager cedar]

Did someone say linux?👀

[spice root]

dms exist stark 😭

[hexed magnet]

im sure you do bro

[earnest olive]

Indeed

[spice root]

why do you guys use this server to communicate

[cunning haven]

I am scared of all of you

[fluid crow]

😓

[shy gull]

Who? Me?

[earnest olive]

I use Arch with hyprland

[blissful ginkgo]

Ubuntu>

[cunning haven]

No that one

[hexed magnet]

i dont think women are like a chess opening, you dont just study them and "figure em out"

[grave cobalt]

this you

[eager cedar]

I am currently using NixOS, learning...

[shy gull]

Yes that's me

[cunning haven]

i am gonna die

[spice root]

https://tenor.com/view/spunchbop-spongebob-meme-spongebob-plankton-meme-plankton-gif-3201429532851062522

[wooden sphinx]

If you don't like it you can come here at 3 in the morning and talk on discord while I'm asleep

[fluid crow]

...

[grave cobalt]

Heh

[fluid crow]

freaky

[shy gull]

Why is this 3D

[glass tartan]

im ok with Grandma in here.

[spice root]

im js letting you know its weird behaviour to use a whole ahh server to only speak to one person

[fluid crow]

❤️

[earnest olive]

Linux mint over just ubuntu tbh but Arch is good once you spend 20 hours ricing it

[hexed magnet]

you dont qualify tho, you're just an annoying seven year old girl who stole her mom's phone

[novel summit]

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[grave cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1390370379184214097/1395909752189620286/togif-34.gif

[cunning haven]

If I was a grandma

[spice root]

idk its peak

[shy gull]

That's me

[eager cedar]

My second distro.

[fluid crow]

hehe you wanna play a match yet?

[grave cobalt]

maternal instincts kicked in for plankton 🥹 so cute

[hexed magnet]

alr, lets settle things with a game

[blissful ginkgo]

i’m far too lazy for arch

[spice root]

i think hes flirting with you bro

[eager cedar]

Why did you choose arch?

[novel summit]

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[fluid crow]

💀

[slim canopy]

Why are all high rated player on rn

[hexed magnet]

i dont even know her age bro ew

[cunning haven]

最初は何事も難しいが、やがて自然に身につく

[spice root]

im like 99% sure

[grave cobalt]

don’t spell wrong

[zinc prairie]

W A G A R I

[novel summit]

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[cunning haven]

What does that mean

[earnest olive]

I just hate every other window manager after switching to hyprland. having easy shortcuts for 10 different desktops is so useful for focus switching and is much better than alt tab. auto sizing windows as well is super good in it

[fluid crow]

❤️ words of wisdom

[blissful ginkgo]

Can i flirt with you

[spice root]

i only flirt with asian WCMs, sorry

[cunning haven]

What's that granma

[eager cedar]

I see

[eager cedar]

And what do you think about NixOS?

[blissful ginkgo]

I’m 3-0 in bullet against a japanese WCM

[grave cobalt]

good boy

[eager cedar]

Or you don't know much about it

[novel summit]

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[spice root]

very tuff

[cunning haven]

@fluid crow

[hexed magnet]

ja nie mówię bingbong

[fluid crow]

im not very good at translating sorry but motivational

[earnest olive]

Super (windows) 8 for browser, super 9 for tmux, super 0 for testing, super 7 for something like claude, super 7 for discord, super 1-6 for other apps. never have to search through alt tab again

[fluid crow]

wheres my match link

[hexed magnet]

https://link.chess.com/play/VlmGSM

[fluid crow]

im stopping my assignment for this it better be good

[grave cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-meme-gif-6707575517981609063

[novel summit]

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[cunning haven]

One at a time fans you tag me so much I didn't know I was this famous

[grave cobalt]

stop

[novel summit]

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[cunning haven]

@mods this guy is threatening to kill my chicken peter

[novel summit]

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[grave cobalt]

time zones kid

is 6:20 here

[cunning haven]

What does that mean please

[blissful ginkgo]

Этот сервер для гиков.

[fluid crow]

sorry cant

[novel summit]

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[grave cobalt]

csgo

[blissful ginkgo]

Rush b cyka

[grave cobalt]

7

[earnest olive]

Never used it, looks alright. Supports hyprland so that is a plus

[dreamy dove]

Caught ya sensai!

[cunning haven]

[void tusk]

I just played 86.8 accuracy over a 56 move game and it ended in a draw. No blunders, 2 mistakes. I don't know what i can do to move up past 1400 atp.

[earnest olive]

Anyone using linux needs to try a different window manager like hyprland it's just objectively better for productivity and efficiency

[earnest olive]

Same for neovim if you can be bothered learning and code

[novel summit]

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[grave cobalt]

American

[blissful ginkgo]

A valid stereotype

[eager cedar]

Oh well, it is great I guess. Don't know how set it up, so I am on KDE.

[blissful ginkgo]

Average moscowian man

[grave cobalt]

bwo i entry u don’t follow fdp

[cunning haven]

@fluid crow

[blissful ginkgo]

Green what is your problem man i play ramp alone

[novel summit]

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[fluid crow]

hmm?

[cunning haven]

🍔

[novel summit]

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[fluid crow]

NO!

[grave cobalt]

Sorry you lost me i don’t play cs

[cunning haven]

😦

@fluid crow

[hexed magnet]

that was a pretty good move!

[fluid crow]

im freaking distracted everyone is pinging me

[blissful ginkgo]

It’s a famous clip he crashes out on green then team kills him then gets kicked from the game then destroys his setup

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[cunning haven]

@fluid crow

[hexed magnet]

same, just lock in

[earnest olive]

Check how my Coding workflow looks in hyprland 🙂

[hexed magnet]

she hung a bishop

[novel summit]

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[uneven plover]

I can play in about an hour or so.

[fluid crow]

bo3 🙁

[cunning haven]

@fluid crow

[grave cobalt]

Shut up kid.

[fluid crow]

I told you i was bad

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[cunning haven]

@fluid crow

[wooden sphinx]

Alright. Just lmk when you're ready

[blissful ginkgo]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OaFk8XkgZik&pp=0gcJCcQBo7VqN5tD&ra=m

[grave cobalt]

bis pup:3

[hexed magnet]

nah you just did a little slip up, you cant be bad if ur 2100

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/yoru-plxto-xhouls-vinto-discord-gif-10159847829461245415

[cunning haven]

@fluid crow 😡

[novel summit]

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[fluid crow]

im bad 😭

[eager cedar]

Wow, this looks very nice I would say.

[novel summit]

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[hexed magnet]

🙁

[eager cedar]

Very cool

[grave cobalt]

w-what?🥺

[grave cobalt]

Wow

[novel summit]

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[grave cobalt]

Holy cortisol ahh spike blud💀💀

[earnest olive]

And for something like studying from a chess book like this, nice window splitting and no clutter

[cunning haven]

@fluid crow rude

[fluid crow]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[cunning haven]

You creepily scary mods lock this guy

[blissful ginkgo]

waterfox > brave

[hexed magnet]

if i win you gotta tell me your age and not lie about it

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[cunning haven]

😹

[fluid crow]

next game 😭

[hexed magnet]

bruh

[cunning haven]

You have scared me I am scared myself

[grave cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1180961538413187122/1286320389160435712/togif.gif

[fluid crow]

i got freaking distracted my adhd kicked in

[cunning haven]

Immortal sun is creepy guy

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[cunning haven]

Yes give 3 reasons why we shouldn't

[novel summit]

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[eager cedar]

Yeah that looks very cool, but what do you think of Niri?

[cunning haven]

Mohit is goat

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[eager cedar]

I personally know someone who uses it

[hexed magnet]

fine, but if i win as black you gotta tell me

[cunning haven]

Yes fast

[grave cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/kittens-meowing-kitty-kittie-adorable-gif-15653981

[fluid crow]

fin

[earnest olive]

brave has faster security updates and slightly better privacy and tbh I like chromium based browsers. coming from someone who used firefox for years

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[cunning haven]

Bro I have brain issue my brain lags when it's maths test

[blissful ginkgo]

waterfox is diff to firefox

[earnest olive]

I know it is but I'm comparing chromium base to firefox base

[blissful ginkgo]

ah

[cunning haven]

This guy surrendered what a nice fella

[grave cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283927176328253441/1384262653467426856/image0.gif

[earnest olive]

better extensions library on chromium as well

[cunning haven]

Discord kitten

[grave cobalt]

Yes

[earnest olive]

brave has better ad blocking and privacy

[blissful ginkgo]

chromium is solid

[cunning haven]

@fluid crow huge painting

[fluid crow]

HOLY FART STOP PINGING ME

[grave cobalt]

@fluid crow

[eager cedar]

Brave is the best in my opinion.

[haughty swallow]

what did you do

[cunning haven]

🍔

[eager cedar]

At least if I can't use the trivalent browser

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[grave cobalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921551001884966925/1116557745122971648/attachment.gif

[blissful ginkgo]

I use nordvpn and edge browser

[earnest olive]

I still use arc search on my phone because i'm used to it but I should probably switch at some point. the ai search button is useful though

[haughty swallow]

thats not against the rules

[cunning haven]

https://tenor.com/view/watermelon-funny-memes-gif-11150403519290925669

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-apothecary-diaries-maomao-gif-2139152962811769017

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[earnest olive]

edge 😭 I use expressvpn

[cunning haven]

Sorry I won't

[grave cobalt]

edge😂😂😂😂😂 boi you lil diddy ahh as* blud😂😂

[earnest olive]

why is your browser edging bro

[eager cedar]

Maybe you want to check out brave 👀

[blissful ginkgo]

I never touch monero, bitcoin for life!

[cunning haven]

https://tenor.com/view/diddy-gif-8961692530157879891

[pastel matrix]

edge in this economy

[earnest olive]

Gotta be ragebait bruh

[blissful ginkgo]

😂😂😂

[earnest olive]

XMR the only real crypto

[blissful ginkgo]

Mullvad solos everything

[void tusk]

How do i practice finding the best positional move? I can't break past 1400. Even my best games--i played 86.8 accuracy across a 56 move game but all i managed to do was end in a draw. I can find tactics, but I don't make the best positional moves and puzzles are only tactical. I don't know how to practice

[blissful ginkgo]

I luv featherwallet

[cunning haven]

You guys are so overwhelming for God sake stop targeting wagari

[grave cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-munchkin-cute-kitty-kitten-gif-17939024

[eager cedar]

Why use express when you got proton and mullvad

[cunning haven]

Discord kitten

[earnest olive]

Study books

[blissful ginkgo]

proton is for chuds, mullvad is for chads

[eager cedar]

Well, I use them both.

[cunning haven]

Are you a chud

[blissful ginkgo]

if criminals can trust it, so can you

[earnest olive]

Positional chess is about understanding imbalances and repositioning to take advantage of them

[blissful ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/mullvad-opsec-gif-16128982343186074066

[earnest olive]

Criminals are using tor bro what

[grave cobalt]

Nah we use google

[blissful ginkgo]

meh depends

i route my telegram via tor

[earnest olive]

First rule of opsec is don't talk about opsec on clearnet

[pastel matrix]

you can try playing d4 openings, usually you will learn positional play with it

[eager cedar]

Yeah I know, I mean if you want to be edword snowden, sure.

[haughty swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/p-pp-letter-p-letra-p-alphabet-gif-2293435524275134869

[earnest olive]

Honestly I think books are just better if you have no idea what's going on learn about imbalances what each piece should ACTUALLY be doing and where to reroute things and spot weaknesses

[blissful ginkgo]

@nuke on tele g

[earnest olive]

That's what i'm doing at least

[eager cedar]

At first I really wanted to use mullvad instead of proton, but I am not sure if its worth it for me.

[haughty swallow]

hot take, pdf book files suck

[storm tulip]

My game to 1000 elo🥳🥳

[earnest olive]

I've only played like 3 months but I'm 1200 and just started reading books hoping to get to 1600 once I finish the book

[eager cedar]

Mhmm...

[haughty swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-jetsons-gif-282122736925454013

[pastel matrix]

i feel like learning thru playing works effectively too

[spare axle]

paperback all the way babyyyy

[blissful ginkgo]

5 euro a month for anonymity always gonna be worth it

[storm tulip]

Are you calling me a robot 💔💔

[cunning haven]

@fluid crow I was just messing around i didn't mean anything sorry for inconvenience further discrepancies can be reported in our bot 🙂

[earnest olive]

Take the bishop bruh

[haughty swallow]

no, the sounds

[clever grotto]

Congrats but how can you play chess with a board like that 😭

[earnest olive]

ehhhh, hard to know what you did wrong without knowing some theory

at least for me

[spare axle]

mullvad slaps. its cheap, effective, and you only ever have to pay for a month at a time so if you dont need it it's not gonna keep billing you automatically

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-mad-anime-smoke-lady-gif-16690946

[grave cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-pout-mad-angry-i-dont-wanna-gif-17112834

[earnest olive]

I'm not even 100 pages into my book and I feel like i'm ascending

[hot elm]

tfw you play a match for 40 minutes and the opp resigns

[blissful ginkgo]

ur a dumbass if ur paying for mullvad with a credit card

[grave cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1381368642536607825/1419536512479002706/togif.gif

[haughty swallow]

lowkey smash, I mean uhhh, e4!

[storm tulip]

OHHH

[spare axle]

i send in cash by mail

[blissful ginkgo]

anonymous are harmless cornballs

[blissful ginkgo]

i did that once to see if it worked lol

[storm tulip]

I’m colourblind and the colours help me see the pieces better

[hot elm]

imma capture that queen

[spare axle]

lmao did it

[blissful ginkgo]

Yeah i sent like 50 bucks

[grave cobalt]

does anyone know russian able to translate this

[eager cedar]

I guess it is worth it, but I already got proton vpn premium, and I don't think I really need mullvad, so yeah.

[clever grotto]

i mean the pieces are black and white surely that doesnt really affect it

[spare axle]

well hey there u go

[earnest olive]

Colourblind or not the squares are gonna look darker or lighter 😭

[storm tulip]

98.8% accuracy endgame is insane 😭

[eager cedar]

Mhmm, you're right.

[kindred crypt]

Hi

[storm tulip]

It’s more the brightness differences than the colours themselves

[blissful ginkgo]

me AND scattered lapsu$ hunters did ts

[clever grotto]

Tbf you probably know more about it than me as im not colourblind so no point arguing but that board and the sounds is the most cursed thing ive ever seen 😭

[grave cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-gif-14296633789298878614

[clever grotto]

My board is just the default pieces with light brown squares

[storm tulip]

Surprisingly enough you’re not the first person today to tell me the colour scheme is whack

😭😭

[clever grotto]

Thats because it IS whack

[earnest olive]

Anyone here wanna do a 60 minute game? someone between 1200-1500 elo maybe

[clever grotto]

But thats okay as long as you are winning

[storm tulip]

Haters upon haters 😔💔

[grave cobalt]

30s bullet is calling

[cerulean robin]

Hi people

[grave cobalt]

hey bud

[cerulean robin]

I AM new at chess.com

👍

[grave cobalt]

im happy to hear that

[cerulean robin]

Wanna play a game to see how bad i am compared to you?

If u want

[clever grotto]

Im down for a game although im 1100 rapid and its 2.30am so if you are down dont be expecting the best chess😭

[grave cobalt]

I can’t i’m not on my pc now sorry

[cerulean robin]

Oh okk

No problem

🤠👍

[spare axle]

now make a really sad face

[grave cobalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250347901272457349/1253998644613353533/umecat.gif

[cerulean robin]

Wow

[fluid crow]

gg

[hexed magnet]

NOOOOOOOO

[hexed magnet]

NOT FAIR

[fluid crow]

why lol?

[cerulean robin]

What is y'all elo?

[fluid crow]

idk why my heart being so much for a "for fun" match

[tardy carbon]

AI ?

[hexed magnet]

nah i just had a winning position and i screwed it up

[fluid crow]

no?

[hexed magnet]

yeah that was not a chill game

[hexed magnet]

look at the game review, i was completely winning at one point at the end

[spare axle]

u guys should have a fistfight about it

[somber kindle]

Nobody plays a pinkie

[fluid crow]

it was plus 1 tho

[hexed magnet]

after 36. Kh4 i was winning

[clever grotto]

This is the funniest thing ive seen today 😭😭

[cerulean robin]

Someone wanna play

[thin vessel]

He switched up so fast 🤣🤣🤣

[fluid crow]

ig you wont know my age

lol

[proven wave]

Hi

[cerulean robin]

Hii

[hexed magnet]

nooooooo!!!

i dont get to know some girl's age on discord, what am i ever gonna do

[fluid crow]

flip the google coin if its tails I spill the beans

[proven wave]

Really?

[cerulean robin]

Uhhhmmm

[hexed magnet]

how are you gonna know if im lying

[grave cobalt]

misclick sorry

[tardy carbon]

Mr admin is here

[cerulean robin]

Hey, someone wanna play

[fluid crow]

🤔

[tardy carbon]

CAP 🧢

[hexed magnet]

i swear i wont lie

TAILS

I SWEAR

[fluid crow]

sigh Ig ill say

[proven wave]

No. I am not an admin 🙂 I am just a member as a mod . who wants to help!

[cerulean robin]

...

W

[mortal bronze]

what did you see mohit

[spare axle]

yea I saw it it was tails

[proven wave]

Don't worry about that

[cerulean robin]

Someone?

[zinc prairie]

ayo vro lets
play chess in
the park vro

[fluid crow]

im older than the foreseeable universe I age not by years but by decades I watched the stars drift further an- im 20

[mortal bronze]

i am worried mohit

[spare axle]

20 decades, damn

[fluid crow]

you gonna cook me vro you indian wgm

[hexed magnet]

oh so you were telling the truth

[proven wave]

Also for the first time I am going to block someone. I don't know why 😅 but let's try that

[cerulean robin]

What is GM

[grave cobalt]

🥺

[obtuse elk]

oh no don't block me mohit

[fluid crow]

hes gone mad with power RUN

[spare axle]

if you had seen it you'd never be the same

[grave cobalt]

gang member

[obtuse elk]

i'll be good next time i promise

[cerulean robin]

Oooo

[zinc prairie]

vro i play
with queen odds

[hexed magnet]

@fluid crow why dont you allow other people to friend request you?

[fluid crow]

vro you still win vro

[proven wave]

You good! Don't worry. You always remind me of Scipio 🙂

[mortal bronze]

noooooooo

[fluid crow]

idk is that a setting i have on?

[obtuse elk]

i wonder why

[proven wave]

Oh bye!

[mortal bronze]

i am sorry for banning you mohit. but don't block me 🥺

[cerulean robin]

Someone....wanna play vs a 200 elo guy......

[mortal bronze]

💔

[hexed magnet]

yeah i tried to friend you but i couldnt

[fluid crow]

let me look rq

[obtuse elk]

31 y/o btw

[spare axle]

https://tenor.com/view/monokuma-gif-18036253

[mortal bronze]

um

[cerulean robin]

Wow

[proven wave]

Kel did not believe me! Anyway chess talk

[spare axle]

i sure do love me some chessing around

[cerulean robin]

What

[fluid crow]

should be fine now idk why i had it prob bec someone creeped on me awhile ago

[cunning haven]

Wagari

[mortal bronze]

i need to be freed

[fluid crow]

yes...

[hexed magnet]

well it is discord after all

[obtuse elk]

you need to be keed

[cunning haven]

Wen you started chess

[mortal bronze]

are you keeding me right now

[grave cobalt]

Im 28 and that’s something i would say lol, its not that unreasonable.

[proven wave]

How many games did you all play today?

[cerulean robin]

Wow

[grave cobalt]

113

[nimble arch]

Not even keed needs to be keed

[cerulean robin]

14

[mortal bronze]

we will be keeding alright

[proven wave]

Wow that's a lot

[fluid crow]

uh huh

[obtuse elk]

not keed keed keeds to keed keed

[vocal musk]

guys who's acc should i look at next

[cunning haven]

3 games and i won 2 ,today is my engineering maths test and I feel kinda

Exhausted

[grave cobalt]

Stop flirting with me

[proven wave]

Hi Pixel!

[obtuse elk]

togishere

[mortal bronze]

mine!

[obtuse elk]

criminal

[zinc prairie]

@earnest olive vro can you
stream puzzles instead

[fluid crow]

I second this

[nimble arch]

Im pretty sure theres been a guy that accused me

[nimble arch]

Hi

[zinc prairie]

ayo vro thanks
vro is streaming
his 30 | 0 game

[cunning haven]

Okay sorry bye

[slate crater]

6

[proven wave]

I don't know no need to look at Kel account tho. We already have that. I gotta find someone very suspicious. Like.. idk

[fluid crow]

that too long vro 😭

[dusk hinge]

Whats the longest (rated) winstreak you guys have ever had?

[slate crater]

12

[vocal musk]

@mortal bronze stop being suspicious

[cerulean robin]

I think 6

[vocal musk]

ur not allowed to be in here if ur 12

[spare axle]

26 games when I first started, never got anywhere close again

[zinc prairie]

vro i know
i left vc
was planning to
coach him but
vro i cant
stay and wait
for that long

[nimble arch]

Bro what

[proven wave]

Thanks for sharing how many games you all played today. So what you all learned from your games

[obtuse elk]

lmao

[vocal musk]

i'm trolling

[cunning haven]

My head feels heavy

[hot elm]

ok thank u

[spare axle]

i learned im bad

[fluid crow]

smh

[dusk hinge]

Sheesh. I recently ran up 16 wins in a row, with 1 draw in there. Wish it didnt ruin ur official streak

[slate crater]

darn it, i should have won one more game

[hot elm]

like 2 or 3 and I learned nothing

[cunning haven]

Feels like passing out

[cerulean robin]

That i should sacrifice the Rook

[proven wave]

Same 😅

[cunning haven]

I am impatient

[grave cobalt]

1

[cunning haven]

I try to control it but with my adhd

[hot elm]

I learned the caro kann today but I haven't gotten to use it yet

[cunning haven]

It's hard to control hence

[proven wave]

I learned now I lost a lot of things

[zinc prairie]

vro did u
even review your
games vro or
u just spammed
click new game

[hot elm]

how do u review games properly

[spare axle]

reviewing is for the weak

[dusk hinge]

I learned the sicillian today, and learned people dont got a clue what to do against it. Its my new favorite opening.

[spare axle]

jk they were blitz games while i was on the toilet i didnt care enough

[cunning haven]

If you are winning a game that means you are losing another somewhere else

[clever grotto]

The way you
Type has
Me tweaking

[slate crater]

i missed some tactics that i could definitely see if i actually thought about my moves

[mental loom]

Oh! It's not his age but streak

[fluid crow]

he ghosted me 😭

[zinc prairie]

okay vro ts
questions must be
asked with 2K
ratings vro ask
wagari vro pls