💬〡chess-talk

[gusty ice]

Teach me broo

[rough mortar]

Too much ego and confidence

[high harness]

Congrats!

[spice root]

im washed asl mate

[dreamy dove]

U better be bwahahahah!!

[steel lintel]

wanna play chess?

[nocturne socket]

Hi bro

[gusty ice]

I m 1000

[spice root]

what's your tactics rating

[keen hearth]

I think Whites King is trapped....

[spice root]

oh wait they removed that

[gusty ice]

What was that I don't know

[ivory heath]

@atomic pier you down to play

[spice root]

have you tried lichess's puzzles?

[rough mortar]

Bro.. you should have resigned here.. Like a lamb to the slaughter

[hot elm]

lol im sure if i put like thousands of hours into chess probably, but i dont really have the drive to be a gm, i just wanna beat my friends

[dreamy dove]

Close I'm 1500 rated in rapid

[gusty ice]

Sometime it is kinda tough

[atomic pier]

not again 😭

[ivory heath]

🙃

[spice root]

you should try them, they are really good

[indigo knoll]

when is chess getting a patch or update

[spice root]

you also need a consistent opening repertoire

[dreamy dove]

Anyone down to play me and guess my elo 🌷

[lament ledge]

sometime before gta 6

[rough mortar]

America vs Australia guess then Australians are better huh?

[nocturne socket]

Any new brilliants

[inner bay]

Id have

[rough mortar]

@high harness reach out to me when you get good bro for a rematch…

[gusty ice]

Taking break from chess now i can try different types of puzzles for a week bc i m tilting from 1000-950-1000 like this

[nocturne socket]

Oh that's bad

[spare axle]

i think u need a nappy

[inner bay]

Maybe

[gusty ice]

Got u

[opal roost]

Same

[gusty ice]

Take a break that's my advice

[shut merlin]

and you were talking about other people having an ego?

[spice root]

<@&745328830649991179> this dude's clearly just trying to instigate stuff and hes boring me by now, can you please execute him

[tidal ferry]

Lol

[inner bay]

I have to go
Bye

[nocturne socket]

Bye

[opal roost]

What is the line for repertoire?

[spice root]

it depends what you want to play

[rough mortar]

Hahahahahahahhaha bro stfu who are you?

[bitter edge]

bro go away

[hot elm]

who wants to get geeked and play chess

[spice root]

you just need a consistent set of openings

[gusty ice]

I play italian mostly from white

[opal roost]

But when i play it's a different opening.

[rough mortar]

Look how destroyed his friend who 700 elo higher … with two queens 😂😂😂😂

[spice root]

that's fine, i'd recommend just going through your games and identifying what the most common moves are from the opening

[high harness]

Yeah bro! I’m glad I made you feel good

[nocturne socket]

[gusty ice]

Mmmmm

[spice root]

then remember the response

[rough mortar]

Bro… how you lose to two queens 😂😂😂😂

[gusty ice]

What happen

[spice root]

https://www.openingtree.com/ here's a great site

you can go through all of your games and see the most common moves

[gusty ice]

Okay thanks

[nocturne socket]

Italian is weak opening

[lament ledge]

this is interesting i've never seen this before

[rough mortar]

Bro you were belittling lower elo players earlier now trying to help?

[high harness]

You’re the goat bro I can’t play chess like you

[gusty ice]

Then what should I play from white

[mental loom]

Don't play with him, leave it

[keen hearth]

I just wanna play the Hyperaccelerated Dragon.

[spice root]

a lot of high-level players i know use it to prep for their opponents overtheboard

its very good

[nocturne socket]

But usually it is

[spice root]

mhm

[gusty ice]

Ohkee

[nimble arch]

I wrote my own version in python

the problem is I wrote it 3 years ago and now I dont know what the hell is "prettymuchthesamefunctionbutdifferent"

[scarlet arrow]

Crazy right

[spare axle]

italian is good lol just be prepared for black to literally never let you play it

[nimble arch]

nobody asked but I felt like sharing

[bitter edge]

what do yall play for black opening if not sicilian when the opponent plays d4

[spice root]

i'd assume the code wouldnt work for such a large database though

[lament ledge]

it's still relevant

[indigo knoll]

the dutch

[spice root]

it would take too long

[nocturne socket]

That's an opinion bro

[gusty ice]

Huh

[nimble arch]

downloading your own games and searching through it with winrates I can

[gusty ice]

What about scotch

[rough mortar]

Nah but real talk bro.. what did you think of my style?

[opal roost]

I played the King's Indian Defense

[spice root]

https://sixdegreesofhikaru.com/ another absolutely legendary site

[nimble arch]

and even I can tack on engine eval in there after filtering winrates in different lines

[nocturne socket]

Idk it

[nimble arch]

because everything is evaluated locally

[gusty ice]

Hmmmm

[plush anchor]

@obsidian lion Hi Bea

[spare axle]

with those boots???????

[bitter edge]

is it aggressive vs passive? i think i'm more aggressive bc i do well with queens gambit

[spice root]

that's rlly cool honestly

[nimble arch]

so I have a "dubious openings" filter for lines ppl regularly play

[nocturne socket]

Bro I am 560 elo

[spice root]

https://chessstalker.com/ i wonder how this one identifies bad openings

[gusty ice]

I m 1020

[nimble arch]

the one dude that promoted it here like 2 months ago is legendary now ig

[rough mortar]

@high harness you’re Ovbs a better player I just played well that game..

[dreamy dove]

Who wanna play me and guess my real elo?

[spice root]

i got it from the reddit post 😭

[nimble arch]

1800

[opal roost]

It's aggressive.

[gusty ice]

No one

[nocturne socket]

Oh so good

[rough mortar]

I play you?

[gusty ice]

Thanks bud

[nimble arch]

oh somone here said it was thir college project

[dreamy dove]

First play me buddy

[bitter edge]

ok ig id better learn it im lowkey scared though of hopening the kingside so early

[nimble arch]

no

[spice root]

that's peak

[nimble arch]

oh 1200

[dreamy dove]

You wanna?

[nocturne socket]

Bro I wish you are safe

[opal roost]

I don't usually play Queen's Gambit these days

[lament ledge]

that's really cool

[rough mortar]

What’s your elo?

[dreamy dove]

That's what the point

[bitter edge]

what do u play

[gusty ice]

I m safe but tilting nowadays that's why taking a break from today for a week

[dreamy dove]

Guess it

[dreamy dove]

After you play with me

[rough mortar]

600

[gusty ice]

-100

[tidal ferry]

-3400

[nocturne socket]

Playing chess could make you break your keyboard

[mental loom]

Thanks for reporting! We will handle it

[modern saffron]

lmao which country even has players that can beat uzbekistan in a 3 on 3 match

[nocturne socket]

You have to

[fluid crow]

Holy rage monster

[gusty ice]

Exactly patience is important in chess

[opal roost]

And also it can castle early so that you have more time to attack the white piece.

[nocturne socket]

Are you a girl ?

[uneven plover]

Gg.

[ivory heath]

India

[lament ledge]

my coffee mug ends up on the other side of the room when i play chess, but i don't know how

[spice root]

didn't know you were mod btw, i remember speaking with you on vc like 2/3 years ago

[opal roost]

I played Caro-Kann Defense and King's Indian Defense against the white piece

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover I immediately regretted playing Bxf6. I think g5 had to be bad I remember seeing a game Aronion vs Shankland I believe it was the exact position and Shankland played b5 in that position

[ivory heath]

I think arjuin gukesh and pragg

[modern saffron]

who would be board 1 2 3 cuz i think sindarov and nodirbeck are both top 5 right now

[spice root]

you and nightlen were always in vc

[bitter edge]

ohhhh ive heard caro cann is popular

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-cute-anime-blush-sparkle-gif-16408503

[gusty ice]

Mmmm focusing on irl stuff reading books and doing exercises

[nocturne socket]

🤣

[uneven plover]

Yeah I assume Bxf6 was a mistake.

[high harness]

Undefeatable. Goat

[uneven plover]

I think Qxd6 was another mistake.

[gusty ice]

Anime girl

[spice root]

have you read kaguya's manga

[fluid crow]

No not yet

[nocturne socket]

Don't you see magnus when he lost that time

[modern saffron]

arjun isnt winning and gukesh is out of form

[indigo knoll]

anyone wanna play 10 min? I am 1800. username is MangoSampler

[opal roost]

What openings do you play against the black piece?

[spice root]

the ending is soo good

[mental loom]

Oh that's nice 👍 I became mod a few months ago. Nice to meet you again!

[high harness]

Nah bro you’re the best

[tidal ferry]

Let’s play

[spice root]

people hated on it but its peak

[fluid crow]

😇

[rough mortar]

Hey bro, this ohwow guy honestly be littles players below him in elo. His friend Arthur who is 1900 played me … I’m 1280 I destroyed him.. it’s such toxic culture for people that are higher elo being so negative to lower players

[nocturne socket]

I better life bro

[uneven plover]

I played g5 becasue I didn't want to allow you to play g5. I felt like it was worth a pawn to not have my knight displaced.

[fluid crow]

Huh?

[indigo knoll]

ok just add me and send challange

[gusty ice]

Mmm brother thanks for your advice

[wooden sphinx]

No actually g5 was good it's theory

[nocturne socket]

What is hu?

[ivory heath]

arjun is like that domt underestimate and gukesh beats sin imo

[bitter edge]

queens gambit, my dad made me learn the colle system because i was "too aggressive" and needed to "reel it in" when i was a kid. but now i can play whatever i want, i sometimes play e4 but ive gotten comfortabl ewith d4

[nocturne socket]

Welcome bro

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-soyjack-neon-genesis-evangelion-neon-genesis-asuka-gif-5669557602110629357

[spice root]

i remember u to

the brilliants guy

[bitter edge]

i only ever explored white openings black i usually play french defense but its so passive

[high harness]

Yeah he killed me bro he’s an elite player I cannot compete with him he’ll beat me with 2 queens and I can’t stop it

[modern saffron]

sindarov is 5.5/6 and he won last two games with black pieces

[spice root]

vondarov

[nocturne socket]

Actually when Magnus lost he hit the bored in a tournament

[uneven plover]

I get it. I honestly didn't like the other options and just let you play g5 yourself.

[dreamy dove]

Who wanna play me?

[nocturne socket]

[rough mortar]

I took you into the deep end and you couldn’t swim

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/no-correlation-math-functions-reaction-gif-9655312368731377432

[gusty ice]

Sindarov gonna beat gukesh in wcc i think bc gukesh is not in form

[ivory heath]

bobbyfischerlostson send game

[opal roost]

I usually play Ruy Lopez Opening and maybe Four Knights Game that's what Magnus plays the Ruy Lopez opening.

[ivory heath]

No bullet

[high harness]

Yeah bro you’ve gotta coach me so I can hit 2000

[spice root]

https://tenor.com/view/hydrogen-bomb-vs-baby-gif-16389939655051520745

[nocturne socket]

Take me se pls

[bitter edge]

mmmmmmm so much to learn bruh

[gusty ice]

Lol bro he is like monster in candidate

[rough mortar]

I don’t think you have the capability..

[fluid crow]

What?😭

[rough mortar]

How long you played chess for

[high harness]

Please bro I’m 1933 rapid

[spice root]

fs

[nocturne socket]

I mean take me seriously

[opal roost]

I don't wanna play complicated openings just solidly, simple opening

[wooden sphinx]

Yeah all I was thinking about was that game I saw where Shankland played b5 there and was trying to remember how that game went I think it was b5 g5 hxg5 fxg5 Rh3 Bf2 Ng8 so I thought maybe either that would happen or after Bf2 you might have played Rxc3 which I remembered wasn't that good cause I play gxf6 and resulting position white ends up better

[fluid crow]

😭

[gusty ice]

Gukesh needed a strong preparation by his coach to win wcc

[high harness]

Like 2 and a half years seriously. Let me see some of your games so I can learn

[spare axle]

guki pookie

[spice root]

yeah he's been doing bad recently

[gusty ice]

Yup

[nocturne socket]

Stop acting weird😑

[lament ledge]

that's what i heard, yeah

[spice root]

hes such a cutie patootie

[nocturne socket]

Hello

[rough mortar]

Here me losing with two brilliants

[gusty ice]

And stop playing tournament bc he is tilting

[fluid crow]

You’re being weird vro 😭 😭

[spare axle]

hiiiii ibra

[uneven plover]

I honestly didn't think I had time for b5. I mean having to play Ng8 just sounds ugly lol.

[nocturne socket]

😑

Trust issues I have here😭😭😭😭

[uneven plover]

Computer says h4 was the best move rather than take on f6. Which I guess makes sense. I assume you took on f6 because you wanted to save the g4 pawn?

[arctic notch]

Hi

[lament ledge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/oskouioskoui-star-wars-gifscapade-26tPgV8ceZTSxH9zG

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-popsicle-season-2-ice-cream-lick-gif-12319206288007579948

[spare axle]

who are u and what are ur intentions with my daughter

[gusty ice]

Lol

[wooden sphinx]

Yeah it does but I just remember the analysis of that particular game being that black had good prep at least in the opening to play that line

[arctic notch]

To beat in chess

[gusty ice]

What's your current elo

[spare axle]

excellent

[arctic notch]

Just starting

[gusty ice]

Tell me

[uneven plover]

I'm gonna have to take a look at that game. Although next time I'll probably play b5 instead of Nbd7. I'm honestly not very happy with that move.

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> change_of_all

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Rapid: 1222 (1245 peak)
Blitz: 659 (832 peak)
Bullet: 1279 (1428 peak)

[shut merlin]

get to 1300 rn

[lament ledge]

not a bad start

[gusty ice]

It is not that easy

[uneven plover]

As soon as I saw f4 I was omg wait this is actually very dangerous.

[upper pawn]

e4 vs d4

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1028 (1102 peak)
Blitz: 571 (696 peak)
Bullet: 476 (495 peak)

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Rapid: 1028 (1102 peak)
Blitz: 571 (696 peak)
Bullet: 476 (495 peak)

[spare axle]

c4

[shut merlin]

you just gotta put ur mind to it and anything is possible

[fluid crow]

So nice he posted twice

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ibrahimnizar Abuhashia (ibrahim399)

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Rapid: 559 (665 peak)
Blitz: 401 (972 peak)
Bullet: 220 (406 peak)

[upper pawn]

it'sreal

[gusty ice]

Yup it is

[spice root]

i love joybait

[nocturne socket]

I think it's wrong

[gusty ice]

Ikr

[gusty ice]

Play with me

[arctic notch]

what is your guys elo

[spare axle]

i love that "joybait" is a thing now

[gusty ice]

I send you my profile up

[arctic notch]

Another my yesterday brilant

[spice root]

its so amazing

[lament ledge]

i love how we have to bait people to be happy

[nocturne socket]

Good game bro

[rough mortar]

@high harness I guess the best man won.. sorry about that

[arctic notch]

Thanks

[spice root]

bros still on about it 😭

[gusty ice]

Play with me

[nocturne socket]

Not always

[arctic notch]

Ok what's your elo?

[spare axle]

i bait people with shiny rocks and then kick them down a hole

[gusty ice]

1000

[wooden sphinx]

Yeah I wish I knew g5 then I'd underatand that I should just give g4 back and get a balancedish position at least eval wise even though it's double-edged. I had to get castled queenside or else I was just worse that's why I regretted Bxf6 so much but not I know this g6 line

[arctic notch]

Ok amazzing! which game rapid, blitz or bullet

[fluid crow]

Yippy Michigan won

[gusty ice]

Rapid unrated 10 0

[indigo knoll]

thats cray cray (slang for crazy btw, im just using slang)

[merry bough]

rate my novelty

[arctic notch]

Ok

[wooden sphinx]

I think they're gonna beat UCONN too

[rough mortar]

Play me? I will post about your loss as well

[gusty ice]

Aditya_OPO

[lament ledge]

why did you sound so paranoid

[fluid crow]

Yea I have them going all the way

[spice root]

@uneven plover would love to play you

[uneven plover]

I thought there was something after 24...Rxc3, but I couldn't figure out what it was. I was looking at Qb5 and nothing worked, but 25...Ba4 is the right follow up, just pressure c2. I completely threw threw afterwards. You should've sacked the Queen with 25.Rxh2. I was 100% going to play Rg1 and after Kh2 it's equal.

[spare axle]

thank god i never would have understood what u meant

[spice root]

hes using the hip teen language

[idle oracle]

thanks for expanding my vernacular

[lament ledge]

lol

[spare axle]

shh

[wooden sphinx]

Wait what is the Rg1 Kh2 line?

[indigo knoll]

no problem emma (224 elo)

[rough mortar]

Bro is this what you do on Easter? Not spend time with your family just sit in a discord chat all day 😂😂😂😂😂 bro your life is peak

[fluid crow]

Why did duke have to lose smhhh

[spice root]

i can confirm she is 224

[lament ledge]

it's easter?

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover Oh you meant Ka2

[arctic notch]

Aditya_009 your elo 100 i think

[uneven plover]

In the game after I played 25...Rhxh2, just take the rook back. I was going to play Rg1 and after Ka2 Rxe1 Rxe1, it's equal.

[spice root]

my life is peak yes

[uneven plover]

Ah, yes my bad. Ka2.

[gusty ice]

Noo my id is Aditya_OPO

[wooden sphinx]

Yeah with more time that would've been more obvious too us honestly its 2 rooks for a queen and my king isn't in danger

[uneven plover]

Yeah, and if you coordinate your rooks well, there's not much I can do, or well any of us can do lol. Probably ends in a draw.

[high harness]

Yeah bro I’m too bad to catch up to your playing strength

Way too tough!

[wooden sphinx]

Right i just didnt have time to think so I avoided it

[spice root]

a draw is better than a loss

[indigo knoll]

maybe the real chess was the friends we made along the way

[uneven plover]

Apparently 17.Qxd6 is okay. I thought it was a mistake, but I guess you can get away with it. It just felt too dangerous for you to open the d file when I'm going to castle next.

[keen hearth]

Checkmate is inevitable, nothing they can do even if they see it.

[spare axle]

only if ur a coward

[shut merlin]

they could resign before checkmate

[spice root]

wheres the mate after rxf5?

do u mean qg6

[indigo knoll]

in our hearts

[clever grotto]

Resigned before i could get a smother mate 😔😔

[spice root]

wait thats so cool rxf7 isnt even possible

he would be forced to go into the smother

[clever grotto]

Frfr

[keen hearth]

Even if they survive that attack, they not doing anything against a Queen and a Rook vs one rook and some pawns.

[clever grotto]

I was so disappointed when he resigned

[spice root]

i see, i thought there was some forced mate is all

[forest flume]

Just nutted cuz I went on a 26 win streak

[spare axle]

i dont think this means checkmate is inevitable

[hoary flame]

Anyone here ever wish there was a better way to share and discuss your games? I built a free platform called movebookchess.com where you can annotate games move by move and other players can comment on specific positions. Kind of like a social feed for chess analysis. Would love to hear what you guys think! https://movebookchess.com

[keen hearth]

How on earth would you survive that position?

[gritty vessel]

hm

[spare axle]

i know where u live

[forest flume]

Please come

[bitter edge]

rahhhhhhh

[shut merlin]

anything is possible

[forest flume]

With the right amount of stockfish

[honest brook]

proof?

[keen hearth]

It seems that you love chess and mean it apperantly.

[keen hearth]

Get a room.

[honest brook]

clanker

[lament ledge]

more than one streak happening here

[forest flume]

Chess made the bishops look like that, it wasn’t my fault

[honest brook]

man chill I wanna see the games

[keen hearth]

I know you wanna see a game, thats why i said get a room.

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[lament ledge]

darn it

[nimble arch]

lol

[forest flume]

I think ima beat Magnus 10-0 cuz im 300 Elo and he is 3000 Elo meaning I’m 10 times better

[gusty ice]

@arctic notch not too tough but my tilting phase is going on

[spare axle]

y-yeah that sounds about right

[keen hearth]

Math teachers must love you.

[honest brook]

do you have lexdysxia

[lament ledge]

absolutely

[forest flume]

My parents disowned me because of my brilliance

[twilit eagle]

Dyslexic friendly spelling

[spare axle]

i would disown u too

[gusty ice]

Bro stop playing chess if you stuck at 300

[spice root]

you might be the next bobby fischer

[indigo void]

Any high elo

[tardy carbon]

Is this ragebite

[gusty ice]

Yes

[forest flume]

I’m actually 322

[spice root]

I will coach you to 3000 elo @forest flume

[lament ledge]

it's actually ragechomp

[indigo void]

Ohh

[honest brook]

the hell is a ragebite

[keen hearth]

You really wanna know?

[spare axle]

ragebait but australian

[indigo void]

But you 1000

[gusty ice]

Aditya_OPO 10+0 UNRATED

[honest brook]

are you gonna show me?

[keen hearth]

It's the opposite of Calm baiting.

[forest flume]

Master-

[twilit eagle]

Accurate

[gusty ice]

I m not 2000 once sorry find other person

[indigo void]

It's okk

[forest flume]

What in the

[gusty ice]

Mmm

[indigo void]

Still let's play

[gusty ice]

Okay send me challenge

[honest brook]

I was more interested in the biting part but well good enough

[keen hearth]

How much Elo needed to be a GM?

[forest flume]

I play 1+2 minutes and still loose on time

[spare axle]

several

[brisk needle]

Anyone watching the candidates

[lament ledge]

100

[tardy carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-magnus-carlsen-carlsen-chesscom-chess-gif-25898408

[forest flume]

YOO

[honest brook]

son.

[forest flume]

I have a chance, 79 is high enough right

[keen hearth]

Who is the GM with the lowest amount of Elo?

[brisk needle]

What

[forest flume]

Me

[lament ledge]

probably

[twilit eagle]

This funny ash

[brisk needle]

Ding liren

[honest brook]

prolly like pia cramling or sum google it

[forest flume]

Ching diein

[tardy carbon]

Fym ding liren

[keen hearth]

Dang, man Chinese who the second lowest Elo GM?

[honest brook]

Vasily manilla or some shit

[brisk needle]

Oops meant the worst world champion

[nimble arch]

bruh

[forest flume]

I’m rubbing one out to the bishop

[honest brook]

?

[spare axle]

:(

[lament ledge]

oh

[honest brook]

how r u saying shit like this with a Bible quote in your shit

[bitter edge]

are the polar sisters still into chess competitively like for titles and stuff or nah

[dreamy dove]

Anyone wanna play me?

[forest flume]

Different person, different account

[ivory heath]

Bro made me play black 3x let me get white once bra

[brisk needle]

Play with yourself

[forest flume]

Sure

[spare axle]

i respect ur persistence

[ivory heath]

Js ruined my mood

[forest flume]

I do

[honest brook]

seems like he was with you at the same time you did your shit huh

[dreamy dove]

User

[dreamy dove]

Thanks ma lady

[forest flume]

I’ll private dm u

[dreamy dove]

Ye sure

[spare axle]

krishhhhhh

[true cosmos]

Anyone wanna play? 1970ish rapid

[lament ledge]

"mozart is typing..."

[sterile obsidian]

yo opening a chess league please dm me if interested

[honest brook]

did you parents have a speech impediment when they tried to name you chris

[rose bough]

GUYS PRESS ALT+F4 (if ur on keyboard) TO AUTOMATICALLY GET NITRO FOR 3 DAYS 😄

[rose bough]

hehehehehehehe

[true cosmos]

nah its a tuff ass name

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/so-laughing-reaction-solluminati-solluminati-laughing-pumpfake-solluminati-laughing-then-straight-face-solluminati-laughing-then-sad-gif-14682081762520216133

[rose bough]

naur do it

[steady moon]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-sorry-sorry-your-not-sigma-gif-2032312951488544347

[spice root]

can confirm its a tuff name, my dad is named krishna

[spare axle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uma-umamusume-musume-WMoMZA87IFf989sfZY

[true cosmos]

gng is this even about chess 😭

[rose bough]

you'll know wut I mean if you've played against the google en passant bot on chess.com

[rose bough]

it's never about chess

[lament ledge]

i assume they are

[true cosmos]

[lament ledge]

i have a chess trophy signed by susan polgar

[rose bough]

can I plz have it

[bitter edge]

:0 wait that's cool

[spice root]

i can play one rapid game with you

[honest brook]

no chrish

[spice root]

what's your username

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jong-Un Kim (kimmyfromnorthkorea)

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 920 (938 peak)
Blitz: 603 (640 peak)
Bullet: 591 (655 peak)

[lament ledge]

i didn't place well in that tournament so it feels wasted

[honest brook]

oh you're the kimjonun guy

[spice root]

everythings a learning experience bro

[spare axle]

the whiplash

[honest brook]

real life too

[rose bough]

I changed my pfp, displ to disguise myself

[true cosmos]

@honest brook whats ur elo?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> drayott

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2125 (peak)
Blitz: 2062 (2135 peak)
Bullet: 1724 (1767 peak)

[rose bough]

imma go now bye- (REMEMBER TO PRESS ALT +F4)

[lament ledge]

i know but if i'm going to have a trophy signed by susan polgar i'd have hoped the trophy would be from a tournament i was proud of

[spice root]

that's fair

[indigo void]

Ohh oh ggss @aditya

Even idk how I lose

[gusty ice]

Thanks bro i calculated all that stuff

Of my queen movement

[indigo void]

Haha but i didn't

[gusty ice]

But you need strong opponent

😑

[indigo void]

Ye Its weird i win against strong opponents but lose against weak opponents

[gusty ice]

Opposite is mine

[lament ledge]

i lost against a 500 rated player one day and won against a 1900+ rated player the next day

[indigo void]

Haha that's not opposite that's normal

[gusty ice]

Yaah ik

[indigo void]

Wow something like that happened to me just little different

[spice root]

that usually happens to me otb

it probably means you have a really passive style

[dreamy dove]

Who wanna play me and guess my elo?

[indigo void]

??

[dreamy dove]

Again ded chat

[true cosmos]

100 elo? 😂 🫵

[dreamy dove]

Hahaha

[dreamy dove]

You think you'll look cool after saying this shi

[true cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/shampain-dominipino-jimmyshampain-city-boy-gif-26471661

[upper pawn]

oh

[golden schooner]

Hey guys

[upper pawn]

brilliunt!

[golden schooner]

I finnaly reach 1000!!!

I have finnaly reach 1000!!!

[dreamy dove]

Wanna go back to 900? Play me

[merry bough]

when you're playing team chess and you look at the lower boards and you're winning

[golden schooner]

After 2 months!!!

[dreamy dove]

Yo play me

[golden schooner]

Am off for now

[dreamy dove]

Play me bwhahahahah

[indigo knoll]

great job! you'll be 1500 in no time

[golden schooner]

My new goal is 1200

[hot elm]

aw man i just played the most beautiful sequence of moves to brutally demolish a 300 elo

[dreamy dove]

Anyways what's white your pfp

With*

[dreamy dove]

Cmon man I'll loose I swear

[spare axle]

loosey goosey

[wanton violet]

Guys how do I unlock improvement talk

[golden schooner]

I remember being 300 7 months ago

[slate tendon]

i wanna be 300 😭😭😭😭

[dreamy dove]

I'm just 100 elo

[dreamy dove]

You are prolly 2000

[hot elm]

try to guess what the 300 white player did in this situation

[slate tendon]

noo unfortunately im nottt im only 2300

[dreamy dove]

Ma gwad

Girls are unpredictable

[golden schooner]

How to send photo's?

[slate tendon]

Ng5

[golden schooner]

How to send photo's?

[hot elm]

no, Nc2

😭

[slate tendon]

its white to move tho

[spare axle]

what

[hot elm]

concrete block noises

[hot elm]

my bad bro d2

[slate tendon]

oh you meant Nd2

[hot elm]

Nd2

[slate tendon]

okayy

[hot elm]

yea mb i cant see

average 300 elo gameplay

[slate tendon]

idk they're so good i've been stuck in 150 for so longgggggg☹️

[true cosmos]

these larpers smh

[spice root]

teygif didnt you used to have a kaguya-sama pfp

where is it 😭

[slate tendon]

that was like 2 years ago

[spare axle]

sold it

[spice root]

aw

[slate tendon]

kaguya sama is still peak comedy

[spice root]

you should bring it back

[slate tendon]

i might

[spice root]

i havent spoken to you in a while tbh

i remember when you hit #2200-or-higher

[slate tendon]

good old times 🤧

[indigo knoll]

do you guys like my cat

[dreamy dove]

Anyone down for a match?

[slate tendon]

there was the wayward queen attack person she was cool

[dreamy dove]

I'm 200 elo

[spice root]

1cb was a girl??

[slate tendon]

lets play one game and then i'll go

[dreamy dove]

Yeahh

[brittle linden]

w best moves!

[dreamy dove]

User?

[slate tendon]

idk i remember as so

[slate tendon]

determinatedfellow9808

[ivory heath]

Who wants to play

[indigo knoll]

i dont know

[mortal bronze]

hell no

[gusty talon]

any 1400 wants to play blitz 3+0 like 5-10 games dm me

[slate tendon]

Gg

[mortal bronze]

i am sending this to him

[dreamy dove]

Ggs

[slate tendon]

brooo😭 i didnt know his gender

anyways he was still cool

[mortal bronze]

he pretends to be girl a lot so I don't blamw you

[slate tendon]

ah i see

[mortal bronze]

he's still active in chess academy i believe

[slate tendon]

[mortal bronze]

you?

i would neverrrr do that

[slate tendon]

never ever forever??

[mortal bronze]

neverr everrr foreverr

[slate tendon]

me too!! what a disgrace by him

[dreamy dove]

You genuinely cooked a 200 elo

[mortal bronze]

@foggy comet you are disgraceful

[slate tendon]

ur 788 and also u didnt play that bad

[mortal bronze]

according to this teygif guy though not me

[slate tendon]

yeah!!!!!!

[dreamy dove]

Ah really?

[slate tendon]

sigh anyways i'll study maths now goodbye ppl

[slate tendon]

yee if u study daily u'll get to at least 1500 for sure

[mortal bronze]

he responded to that with a jianchou emoji btw

[dreamy dove]

Yeah thanks for the advice

[slate tendon]

thats how important he is to me. i got inspired by him🥹🥹🙏

[languid galleon]

My graph is always like I’m about to lose than win

[queen mesa]

bro is so good he has to blunder on purpose then win

[stark comet]

i had a crazy brilliant but I cant send cus i just joined

[honest brook]

yes you can you're connected

[fading furnace]

How I can learn any opening on lichess?

[fading furnace]

endgame pro

[twilit dew]

Hello

[deep sail]

Hello

[queen mesa]

bonjour

[honest brook]

c'est la soirée tu dois dire bonsoir

[spice root]

bast is salivating rn to see the one other person who speaks french

[tiny berry]

bonsoir messieur

[queen mesa]

oh je suis désolé je vais me souvenir pour la prochaine fois

[grave cobalt]

how much elo did yall have online before first irl tournament?

[arctic notch]

Yo guys

[honest brook]

you'll have to ask at a later date cause the first irl tournament has not passed yet in this timeline

[deep sail]

Hi

[arctic notch]

How much elo you guys have?

[deep sail]

2200

[queen mesa]

i just remembered i will be going to my first tournament soon as a complete beginner.. but its in teams so i am lowkey scared ill bring the team down

[grave cobalt]

fair

[arctic notch]

Anyone wanna play match?

[deep sail]

Sure

[dreamy dove]

Hola

[indigo knoll]

hi

[arctic notch]

Your elo?

[deep sail]

You can check from my role

[dreamy dove]

Wanna play me?

[arctic notch]

Lol that too much

[prisma helm]

[phone] this is my friend no.

[arctic notch]

Elo?

[dreamy dove]

10p

100

[deep sail]

Indian

[arctic notch]

lol

[dreamy dove]

U down?

[prisma helm]

Yes

[arctic notch]

Anyone my match?

[dreamy dove]

Don't judge me coz I'm 10p

100

[arctic notch]

let's play

[dreamy dove]

User

[arctic notch]

Sure

I am also only 1200

[dreamy dove]

Wt?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> change_of_all

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Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1222 (1245 peak)
Blitz: 659 (832 peak)
Bullet: 1279 (1428 peak)

[arctic notch]

Unrated

[dreamy dove]

Yeahh

User?

[arctic notch]

change_of_all

[shrewd quarry]

chess 👍

[indigo knoll]

chess

[sleek kelp]

chess

[queen mesa]

chess.

[indigo knoll]

maybe chess is the friends we made along the way

[arctic notch]

Trash @dreamy dove

[dreamy dove]

Ye accepted

[arctic notch]

Improve in it

[dreamy dove]

Ye

[arctic notch]

Why did you open king side pawn?

[mortal bronze]

why are you leaking your friends contact details?

that's doxxing

[arctic notch]

And take my bishop with queen and blunder queen

[arctic notch]

Wanna play a match?

[mortal bronze]

noooo

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ddf2d

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 840 (856 peak)
Blitz: 1255 (peak)
Bullet: 1037 (1122 peak)

[arctic notch]

Anyone want to play a match

Wanna reach 1300

[grave cobalt]

1300 tommoroe

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250347901272457349/1253998644613353533/umecat.gif

[arctic notch]

Wanna a match?

[grave cobalt]

Nah i’m going to sleep lol

[snow zinc]

theres something different about prepping for a tournament at 7 in the morning

[wary frigate]

Can’t stand those dudes who win +3 material early and then attempt to trade off every piece . Such a scared pu s say move

Why so scared to play chess bro ?

[snow zinc]

its just chess principles

[burnt loom]

buddy just dont blunder material

and learn swindles

[wary frigate]

I just think it’s a puss move

[snow zinc]

whats your rating

[wary frigate]

950 peak

[burnt loom]

if youre down, dont trade, keep your pieces active, dont let your worse position become even worse

knowing that they want to trade, just dont let them trade

hurl your pieces at their king (or do a queenside attack if you're into that)

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> change_of_all

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Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1222 (1245 peak)
Blitz: 659 (832 peak)
Bullet: 1279 (1428 peak)

[wary frigate]

Aren’t they just getting tempo on me all the time then?

[arctic notch]

Tomorrow 1300

[wary frigate]

Like they set up a trade and I have to move out the way

[arctic notch]

elo?

[raven radish]

Anyone trynna add me

[snow zinc]

^

[raven radish]

cuestoken 1600+

user^

[burnt loom]

you cuold move out of the way with tempo

[devout chasm]

as a 300 elo, I just wanna ask if people make catastrophic blunders at 600-800 elo lvl

[burnt loom]

identify their loose (undefended) pieces

[indigo void]

I'm here

[burnt loom]

or pieces defended by only 1 piece, if you attack these you may have tacticsi n the future that win material

[arctic notch]

Of course even at 1000-1200

[wary frigate]

Not as common to like blunder a queen or something

[devout chasm]

like straight up queen/rook hangs?

[burnt loom]

pawn bluyndered happen i think

[dusk hinge]

Im at 850 elo, ive blundered multiple times in multiple games today alone. The ability to just not blunder alone will get u to like 1200-1500+

[wary frigate]

Not as common to blunder queens n shit . Haven’t seen that happen in a while

[snow zinc]

im gonna send you guys the most catastrophic game between myself and a 1200+ ever

give me a sec to find it

[raven radish]

1600 elo online is around 1300 strength on the board?

1200*

[burnt loom]

1200 fide?

[raven radish]

Yeah that’s what they said

[devout chasm]

what kinda openings did you play when you were at 400 ish. cuz rn im still sorta alternating between vienna and c4 e4

[burnt loom]

doesnt exist now

[snow zinc]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/166845849354

[frosty peak]

C4tE4ter69 (1236) vs. Luca_CDS (1001)

Move List

1. d4 d6 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. Nc3 g6 4. Qd2 Bg7 5. e3 O-O 6. Bh6 Bxh6 7. Nf3 Bg4 8. Be2 c5 9. h3 Bxf3 10. Bxf3 cxd4 11. exd4 Bxd2+ 12. Kxd2 Qb6 13. Rab1 Qxd4+ 14. Ke1 Rc8 15. Bxb7 Rxc3 16. bxc3 Qxc3+ 17. Ke2 Qxc2+ 18. Kf3 Qxa2 19. Bxa8 Nbd7 20. Kg3 Ne4+ 21. Bxe4 Qa3+ 22. f3 Qc5 23. Rb7 Nf6 24. Rxe7 Qg5+ 25. Kh2 Ng4+ 26. hxg4 Qxe7 27. Kg3 Qe5+ 28. Kf2 h5 29. gxh5 gxh5 30. Rb1 Qc5+ 31. Ke2 Qe5 32. Kd2 f5 33. Bd3 Qd4 34. Rb5 Qf2+ 35. Kc3 Qxg2 36. Rxf5 h4 37. Rf6 Qg7 38. Bc4+ Kh8 39. Kd3 Qxf6 40. Bd5 Qf5+ 41. Be4 Qe5 42. Ke3 h3 43. Kd3 h2 44. f4 Qxf4 45. Bh1 Qg3+ 46. Kc2 Qg1 47. Bf3 h1=Q 48. Bxh1 Qxh1 49. Kd3 Qf3+ 50. Kd4 Qb3 51. Ke4 a5 52. Kd4 a4 53. Ke4 a3 54. Kf5 a2 55. Kf6 a1=Q+ 56. Ke7 d5 57. Ke6 d4+ 58. Ke5 d3+ 59. Kf5 d2 60. Kf4 d1=Q 61. Kg5 Qaa4 62. Kf5 Qdc2+ 63. Ke5 Qc5+ 64. Kf6 Qbb6+ 65. Kf7 Qaa7+ 66. Ke8 Qc8# 

[wary frigate]

Bro I got to 950 without knowing any names for openings

[snow zinc]

we blundered like 69 times

[burnt loom]

i was never 400

[raven radish]

I’m 1300 fide but I have 1600 online on blitz rapid and bullet so it’s wierd

[gusty ice]

That's nice now reach 3000

[wary frigate]

Okay 👌

[snow zinc]

isnt fide minimum rating like 1399

[gusty ice]

How to get fide rated??

[raven radish]

Get into open tournament

[burnt loom]

when i first played chess i was 600 rated lol

[devout chasm]

HOW??? my opponents feel like legit undercover magnus

[raven radish]

Just search one near u

[dusk hinge]

I think at 400 opening doesn't matter. Focus 10x more on just playing solid fundamentals. Even still, thats all I focus on.
Learn a little mainline theory for an opening you like, and common traps like the fried liver/scholars mate and ur set.

[burnt loom]

at 400, play rapid

[snow zinc]

i think ive became a fide rated player because i got a draw in the open im in

[wary frigate]

Just taking my time each decision .

[burnt loom]

if you play rapid, you will always improve better than if you play blitz, ifi youre 400-1200

[gusty ice]

Ohke but i started there with 0 elo in otb

[devout chasm]

I see thanks for the advice 👍

[burnt loom]

dont play traps, just know how to avoid traps

[dusk hinge]

Ofc, let me know if u wanna run some unrated games. Can give you some pointers if u want

[burnt loom]

as opening just play e4, e5 nf3 nc6 center controlling openings

[wary frigate]

I’d honestly be rated 1000+ rn if I didn’t start playing on my little 13 mini

[steep matrix]

Im like 600 elo rn 😭

[wary frigate]

Can’t win on this mini

[gusty ice]

In starting otb matches my rating was 0 or i play against low rated players

[open bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-cooper-andrew-dance-cooper-dance-feeling-dance-dance-gif-4719076827571292026

[dusk hinge]

I dont typically, unless someone goes fried liver on me. I play traxler every time lol

[snow zinc]

first person to solve the puzzle gets a cookie, black to move

[raven radish]

I got it very much consistent with 3 mode

[burnt loom]

you got that from gothamchess? i dont actually like

traxler

[indigo void]

How do i reach 3000

[wary frigate]

Play me bro . I’m on 13 mini . You could win fr

[burnt loom]

nb3

[gusty ice]

I only play rapid not blitz or bullet

[dusk hinge]

I wanna think eric rosen, or either chess vibes

[snow zinc]

incorrect notation grrrrr you only get a candy 🍬

[gusty ice]

Do not do blunders

[burnt loom]

Nb3+

[indigo void]

Ohhh thanks but ik that

[open bobcat]

Knight b3 check then pick up queen on next move

[gusty ice]

Welcome

[indigo void]

Npp

[burnt loom]

its not bad to watch gothamchess, its entertaining but not the most educational

[raven radish]

It’s okay it’s different for everyone but i recommend people to grind on blitz the most

[indigo void]

Heyyy you play me

I might lose but it will be fun

[gusty ice]

Mmm but it is difficult for me

[raven radish]

My user is cuestoken

[dusk hinge]

Ill give credit to his new slowrun series. Its actually pretty educational. But majority isn't great unless ur brand new.

[indigo void]

Okii

[gusty ice]

Beat him dude you gonna win this

[raven radish]

I’ll play you in a bit when I get home bro

[gusty ice]

At anyhow i m gonna watch u @indigo void

[indigo void]

Nahh actually if i lose once I keep losing

[raven radish]

Or let’s do bullet

[burnt loom]

if you want to get into chess, watching gothamchess is fun and can kindle your love for the game, id also recommend daniel naroditsky's old videos

[gusty ice]

Don't feel demotivated

[indigo void]

Blitz is balanced

[sterile obsidian]

anyone interested in a chess league dm me

[burnt loom]

ive never watched eric lol so idk

[indigo void]

I will try6

[gusty ice]

Hmmm that's the spirit my bro

[dusk hinge]

Chess vibes, eric rosen, Danya are the goats for educational series. Learned so much stuff from those guys

[indigo void]

Thanks

[indigo knoll]

the best way to get good at chess is to enjoy it. of course work hard but dont over do it

[gusty ice]

Welcome

[burnt loom]

oh yea chess vibes is rly good too

[gusty ice]

Dont play 10+ game in a day

[indigo void]

Npp

[burnt loom]

depends, just dont play when tilted

[raven radish]

Wanna do one blitz real quick?

[indigo knoll]

I need to do that. I play like 30

[indigo void]

Sure

[gusty ice]

Don't do that

[raven radish]

Let me add

[brittle linden]

600 elo, didnt even take free queen, and there was 2 pieces that couldve taken it

[dusk hinge]

I understand mental fatigue sets in and u just play bad after a certain point. But im not convinced its bad to play more, looking at tyler1's progression in chess

bro was spamming 100 games a day

[brittle linden]

i play prob 15-20 each day if i can haha 💀

[gusty ice]

I have no energy to play after 10 game

[indigo knoll]

true, depends on the persons mental state I suppose

[indigo knoll]

what time control? I do 10 min

[gusty ice]

10+0

[brittle linden]

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-lebron-james-meme-funny-gif-3425517799009042574

[burnt loom]

legit one survival puzzle rush is enough to make me mentally fatigued

it takes like 40 minutes lol

[snow zinc]

wtf

[dusk hinge]

Yeah, I think everyones different. I have adhd and get hyper obsessed with random things for weeks or months at the time. Currently its chess, and I can spam 20 games a day + 3-4 hours of youtube content. Averaging a consistent 65% wr currently. But not everyones like that

[raven radish]

Gg

[burnt loom]

youre climbing?

[indigo void]

GGSS

[dusk hinge]

ye

[honest brook]

like rock climbing?

[indigo knoll]

bro same, I dont think I have adhd but I can do things I am obcessed with for hours

[indigo void]

Something wrong with me todayy

[honest brook]

human experience

[sterile obsidian]

is the scotch gambit good?

[honest brook]

yah

[burnt loom]

100% accuracy in one game lmao

[raven radish]

It’s okay bro but you went to the most drawish theory

[dusk hinge]

Traxler theory lol

[burnt loom]

ik

[indigo void]

Haha many people did that against me so i wanted to try

[burnt loom]

8 moves

[raven radish]

lol it make sense I had thousands of positions I was lucky to make the right moves

[indigo void]

Yeahh

[sterile obsidian]

how would you characterize it?

[honest brook]

kilt

[indigo void]

I never traded queens when playing that and trouble castling

[indigo void]

Nahh actually right move was d6

[sterile obsidian]

idek what that words means lol

[dusk hinge]

dis wat adhd looks like lol
https://gyazo.com/a36ff81e48a3872c13a94a74f2b34d77

[honest brook]

man skirt

[indigo void]

But u didn't do play and we traded pieces and queens

[uneven plover]

No.

[sterile obsidian]

no i mean like what playstyle it is XD

[sterile obsidian]

how

[uneven plover]

Wdym how? The moves are bad.

[sterile obsidian]

its a theoritcally proved opening??

[honest brook]

I don't play the scotch so I actually can't really tell you much, but it IS a good opening

[brittle linden]

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-ai-pigeon-brainrot-gif-4611953976372317953

[uneven plover]

Scotch gambit is lwk buns.

[indigo void]

What the

[honest brook]

get that ai shit on somewhere dawg

[dusk hinge]

Scotch is really good, but you gotta be a tactics machine to play it well. I think its mostly good in lower elo

[indigo void]

I playy scotch it's good

[brittle linden]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-ai-lebron-james-lebron-lebron-ai-gif-5792462131339945126

[indigo void]

But not gambit

[burnt loom]

stop posting ai slop

[uneven plover]

Scotch is dry AF.

[indigo void]

Nahhhh

[honest brook]

dry not equal bad

[brittle linden]

how to play e4, d4, exd4

[honest brook]

e cannot take pawn in front

[indigo void]

See that's myy friend

[sterile obsidian]

whats the diff between scotch and scotch gambit

[burnt loom]

scotch gambit is good wdym

[brittle linden]

i meant d5 i think

[indigo void]

U don't take pawn with knight instead u do Bc4

[burnt loom]

scotch gambit is when you dont recapture the pawn

[brittle linden]

yeah e4, d5, exd5

[honest brook]

you play normal chess it's the Scandinavian

[indigo void]

That's worse opening

[indigo knoll]

off topic but love your pfp. do bronx

[brittle linden]

i play nf6

[honest brook]

oh you mean play for black

[honest brook]

yes I do as well

[brittle linden]

everyone plays it, i mean when im black

[sterile obsidian]

thanks bro its actually insane to me how much people recognize this, de brazil chama brudda

(im american)

[indigo knoll]

chama

[honest brook]

learn the Icelandic palme gambit, and the Portuguese gambit

[indigo void]

Still badd

[honest brook]

They will help your Nf6 scandi alot

[indigo void]

When will you playyy me

[brittle linden]

are u joking? why the reactions haha

[honest brook]

idk dawg ignore

they're both real lines that are good

[nimble arch]

Or dont ignore

[honest brook]

silence bot

[brittle linden]

can u counter?

[nimble arch]

You can only play one or the other anyways

[honest brook]

No, they are responses to different moves

[nimble arch]

Yes but its playable, engine would refute it

[brittle linden]

how do i counter e4, d5, exd5 then?

[honest brook]

don't discuss shit you don't recognize

[nimble arch]

Id say white has a better time

[brittle linden]

im playing black in this scenario

[honest brook]

you are not an engine, and neither is any human on earth

Engine would refute anything doesn't mean shit

[nimble arch]

Didnt say i was lol

[brittle linden]

martin is

[nimble arch]

Thats not true

[honest brook]

dawg

[burnt loom]

never play the scandinavian unless youre like 1500+ and know what youre doing

[nimble arch]

You could play a different kind of scandi but those are vastly different from ur normal scandi as they are more in gambit territory

[honest brook]

you thought the Icelandic and the Portuguese were both responses to the same move I'm not tryna hear anything you say

[brittle linden]

im 700

the main line everyone plays is the nimzowitch for some reason, i usually played the declined as black and scandi

for white they play caro or french exchange

i mean when im white

[nimble arch]

Ok you dont have to lol

[honest brook]

no response I'm clocking your tea sis

[sweet gazelle]

can we checkmate with only kings in a game

[indigo void]

I was winning

[honest brook]

take a guess

[brittle linden]

imma play 1 game as white and hopefully black and ill send both as gifs in like 5 min

[indigo void]

2 inaccuracies took my advantage

[sweet gazelle]

ig not

[snow zinc]

bro

[nimble arch]

You could just stay with ur normal scandi, learning the gambits is closer to learning a new opening

[ivory heath]

Anyone wanna 15+10 while i watch anime

[nimble arch]

Or switch, yes

[burnt loom]

playing chess while doing something else is very mentally draining, it gives you a migraine and splits your attention up

[honest brook]

Nf6 scandi as good as any other black opening

[burnt loom]

i mean it does for me lol

[ivory heath]

I never really focus on anything

[burnt loom]

unless you play 2 games at once, that works for me

[ivory heath]

Im js watching jojo part 6

[brittle linden]

i dont know the scandi tho, how many lines is it?

[snow zinc]

how can you play two games at once

[nimble arch]

f6 g5

[ivory heath]

Not hard tho

[burnt loom]

simul

[indigo void]

Even sicilian too?

[honest brook]

yes

[indigo void]

Not possible

[ivory heath]

anyone

[sleek ingot]

How do I use lichess to rate my games on chess.com?

[honest brook]

holy glaze

[spice root]

my crush spoke to me yesterday.

[honest brook]

put in the moves in whatever lichess has for evaluation idk mate

[burnt loom]

lichess>chess.com

[spice root]

im getting a wife before 2027

[spice root]

https://tenor.com/view/theworld-gif-21233910

[indigo void]

Ohh one girl told me talking to me is like a chore and left me

[burnt loom]

you can copy paste pgn and put into analysis board

[sleek ingot]

K ty

[spice root]

its ok bro

plenty of fish in the sea

[ivory heath]

wait till you meet your first thot 😪

[sleek ingot]

Also is sicillian one of the best openings I can use as black for low elos?

[honest brook]

r u gonna marry in a year

[sleek ingot]

Im not that good playing black

[snow zinc]

red flag

[indigo void]

Yea also I liked a girl for 3 years but still she left me

[spice root]

yea bruv

[spice root]

i've liked this one for like 6 years

[summer basin]

China flag

[indigo void]

Well my luck isn't good

[indigo void]

Haha China flag

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[summer basin]

Cool

[indigo void]

You are olderr than me ig

[honest brook]

y

[nimble arch]

The scandi is not considered to be very theory dense, however you can really go into as many lines as you want , every opening is expandable more if you really wanna look dee enough. In terms of named variations, ECO only names one (not the same as only having one variation!)

[indigo void]

I didn't mean that

[summer basin]

Just because she talked to you once, you think she gonna marry you

[indigo void]

Bro my typing not typing

[spice root]

you dont understand bro she doesnt speak to anyone

[honest brook]

chill let dawg dream

[spice root]

its not a thot

[indigo void]

She said she will marry you?

[spice root]

well no

[ivory heath]

If she got a phone your cooked bro

[nimble arch]

“You wouldnt know her she goes to another school”

[snow zinc]

almost got rickrolled by your profile but an ad played

[spice root]

bro it dont matter she not like that

[nimble arch]

/j.

[ivory heath]

I've heard this same line 1000000000000x

[honest brook]

just devils advocate but ion think anyone who got done dirty thought the girl was

[summer basin]

Damnit, i thought the video has no ads

[burnt loom]

she probably enjoys you as company, and likes you as a friend?

[spice root]

we're not even friends rn

i need to escalate to that stage

[honest brook]

son.

[spice root]

and then from there i win

[snow zinc]

🙏

[ivory heath]

pack it up

[summer basin]

Son

[nimble arch]

Ok

[snow zinc]

put the fries in the bag and bring the order back to the delivery guy

[spice root]

no you dont understand i just need to become her friend and then i win

[indigo void]

..

[honest brook]

shlawg

[spice root]

shes js reserved

[indigo void]

I'm hungry

[nimble arch]

I thought you were in uni

[ivory heath]

you gon be in the friendzone of doom

[spice root]

fuh naw

[indigo void]

Aw don't reveal the futuree

[open bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-fried-chicken-kentucky-fried-chicken-fast-food-gif-10092912821729971895

[snow zinc]

4th grade love story type shi

[nimble arch]

Ok well in that case you got like 4 months

[ivory heath]

If you in college and not getting play you tripping

[spice root]

true

[indigo void]

I eat veg

[spice root]

same!

shes also veg ❤️

[snow zinc]

Kill the Fcking Chickens

[honest brook]

wait a sec you known her for 6 years and not Friends and think you gon marry her??

[nimble arch]

Ok maybe like 1-2 months

[indigo void]

Wow u answered before i asked

[spice root]

i've known her since elementary

[open bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cat-funny-funny-cat-meme-salad-gif-9071783766335865271

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[indigo void]

That's not what veg people eats

[spice root]

but i never spoke to her until like freshman year

[nimble arch]

The math is not mathing

[silver yew]

how is it going

[open bobcat]

You're Vegetarian?

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478743767799431342/caption.gif

[indigo void]

Bad

[spice root]

i've known her for longer than i've had a crush on her

[indigo void]

Ye why

[silver yew]

hello person i beat that one time

[indigo void]

That's disrespect

[nimble arch]

I dont remember that you beat me so ok

[silver yew]

oh no. why

[nimble arch]

Sure

[snow zinc]

if only his rizz was as big as his delusion

[spice root]

this one has never had an ex, or a male friend

[open bobcat]

Nothing really just asking

[silver yew]

you have a "Wins" account right?

[ivory heath]

After the first week you gotta ask for the ig or sum bro

[indigo void]

Oh oki

[nimble arch]

I still have a positive score i just checked ok

[honest brook]

what if shes lesbian