#💬〡chess-talk
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near that i think
im 142 lbs of pure American
americano
yeah, he probably has to defend himself with a little kitchen knife
holy shit
im 16 with my height looking like smth from a 9 year old type shii
are you asian
😭
forgive me sire i shall repent i sweareth upon thee
european
yeah man youre cooked
no, its just I don't sit there spelling things wrong and getting continents and countries jumbled up
oh my
what state are you?
bad genetics ig?
Im praying for the day someone decides to rob my house while im home
FAVOURITE!
it's*
New York unfortunatley
COLOUR
my dad is tall af, my mom is vewy short tho
lmao as soon as im old enough im gonna carry
not a spelling error, a grammatical error
im in massachusetts so its not like i have it much better
suck my butt
Silence, peasant! Thou shalt not speak.
dang
you not shakespeare bro
@uneven nova
why would i need to know other countries when my country is better than all of them combined?
bro said unfortunately
HOW TO
YOUR STATUS:
🥹
Freedom mindset
and you have just come to my third point, the egotistical nature of an american
son😭 😭
move in life:
funnily enough i actually do know all the other countries as well as their capitals, but thats beside the point
What country you from!
hi brones
ok, whats the capital of luxembourg, say it in 5 seconds or you cheat, go!
brones
Nothing wrong with knowledge
guess mine, it will take long tho, im from europe!!
you mean recognizing how awesome America is?
I don’t even know this
vrones
real
luxemburg duh
Norway?
the capital of luxembourg is luxembourg
Luxembourg is a country
nope! Try again!!
i guess bro
my favorite piece of knowledge is that we're cooler than everyone else
🕺
will play some more games with you soon
UK?
icl yall js got lucky in ww1
very good! you're correct! wanna gold sticker?
nope!! again!!
you remind me of an italian
Called that
No I am asking cuz I thought it’s a city name not a country
Switzerland?
nope!! Again!
nope!! again!!
u strike me as a finnish fella
i guess bro
nopee lol
@frail turret LMAO I've heard the song youre listening too before, its fire!!
wait its a city? 😭
sure is
said it was gonna take long
you tickle me like a spanish dude
It’s both
nope!!
hmmmmm too bad ur finnish to me
Finland?
the capitcal of luxembourg is luxembourg
you hit me like a moldovian man
well, not right tho
nah!!
oh that does not make sense
Nahh now just give a hint man
latvia or lithuania
Chad?
you hug me like an albanian man
the double L's
BIG HINT: famous footballer (ggs)
portugal
Bingo!!
ez
argentina
CR7
thats not europe...
sewy
thats a weird way to spell finland
are you american by any chance
Spain?
Portugal
i wasnt here for the lore behind the question
GOOD JOB!!
Suuiiiiii
🇺🇸
yes
no
Is the sky blue
man i was up 15 points of material and i blundered everything at the very end
kraft mac n cheese
"Levy Carlsen and Magnus Nikanumura are my favorite chess players" ahh
anyone want to play a rapid?
This is going on the sh*t americans say subreddit
Nahh he a p*do
me
user?
well this anime girl seems comfortable around him
no, its only blue due to the atmosphere scattering sun rays
no bro its ding rossman
TRUMP TOUCHING ANIME WOMAN, I KNEW HE WAS LIKE EPSTEIN
Immortal-Sun unrated please!
Scattering of blue light by the atmosphere
wait til you hear what epstein did to me (nothing)
Not yet
i actually was in his island before the alligations
thats the spirit
yes, but sunrays are all the colours combined, and it would still get you full marks if you said sun rays instead of blue light I believe
Is he a goblin
is this like a blanket statement or
what if ur blind
I don't care about marks lol...it just just be simple and understandable
u remember me of someone special...
"Insert Name" Fun Fact 1
"Insert Description"
U SCARED ME!!
💣💣💣💣
hes so cute omgg
putrid being
oink oink
guys r we nerds? 😭
Guys, l have a question?
insert "should i sacrifice the queen to make a forced mate?" ahh
No ur muslim
We are infidels not you
playing chess automatically makes u a nerd
no im shadow the hedgehog
Who's your favorite chess player in the past and why?
me when my buddy tells me his girl cheated on him
why is this a mistake
Who
prob mikhail tal
i guess it gives you nothing?
frederica
oh me
i mean.. why do that when u can develop a knight
me
Whats up yall
Prob Garry Kasparov
Why hide your rating?
Just joined the channel
Good
Andrei
Are u brazilian ?
my rating is 1400. thats a game played with a bot. thank you.
becuase a chess engine is built different
Me?
Yes
My rating is 2100
hi
the world would be a better place without chess engines..
I'm asian
Cool, cuz andrei it is also a brazilian name LOL
Do you play otb in the tournaments?
Who
frederica
Broo i am 1000 rated😭
Me
Hi
Sometimes, it's a Brazilian name but it's a spanish name for my last name.
Got it
I'm 1200 rated in otb
Hey
I am 1000 in rapid
oh my god its the guy!!!!!!!!!
What is your rating in chess.com?
I like to take time and play
whose time are you taking give it back
I am around 1015 rapid in chess.com
Bullet : 1000
Blitz : 1100
No never
What about the rapid?
count your days bubs
Rapid seems better to me than blitz
How do I get IM?
I dont play rapid, only bullet and blitz
from my experience chloroform usually does the trick
Bro you can't even touch me...i am 6 ft muscluar 87 kg man
6 ft sideways..
Bullet:730
Blitz: Around 900
Rapid:1012
oh yea? well
u stink
Lets play now
is there me easy opening to play for new player like me and not making confuse if the enemy sometimes do a unpredicted move, i like playing dutch defense as black, and trying do the same for white
No I meant like what are the requirements
Well stay away unless you want some...
I'll add you there
ohhhhhh chloroform
Bro 🥀
some what
Can I 1v1 you in the blitz race to 5 points in chess.com?
what the helly is a chloroform
I don't wanna be rude
My username is AndreiMartin16 in chess.com
So leave it
It's like a gas or something
Or chemical I think
booooooo be rude to meeeee
I'll add you right now
No...never
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm okay
One message removed from a suspended account.
Candy
Where are you from?
Yes it is me the guy
Brazil
Okay
harumph
One message removed from a suspended account.
tell us the story of how you came to be the guy
One day I got past 400 elo and decided I must be the guy
The family guy
I sent the invitation already
a true inspiration
Truly
Can someone help me
And totally definitely true
is it the mafia
anyone wanna play a chill rapid game?
One message removed from a suspended account.
With what
Give me one minute.
With what
I accidentally presse the wrong move when putting my game in analysis and now it puts like a ( and i can only analyse the move before i put it wrong
that hash brown is black
I cant delete the wrong move
i want a refund
They burnt it
is that a problem?
yes
well.. hasbrowns are supposed to be brown.. hence the name hash brown..
whoooooaaaaaa i don't like the way you said black
Nvm the whole game just got wiped anyway
who wants to eat a burnt hash brown
agreed
ong
Because i exited the app for 10 secs
WHOOOOAAAAAA so we profiling hash browns out here now
Yeah it's supposed to be brown
i am sorry!! (maybe)
Hash brownies?
Nahh thats not good for you
If only I could send images but I dont have any idea how to connect my account 😭
Its very hallucinating
if a hasbrown is black.. its probably burnt.. or someone dipped it in charcoal
We are definitely in a simulation
Go to chess.com and go to setting and click connect and click discord and just log in with your discord account
Escape the matrix
I'm enjoying it here tbh
Does jesus play chess
I dont know
Who r u then
D:<
I'm me
Hero hunter
hey man what
You trying to be jesus?
Y'all wanna hear a joke
Nope
i cant hear your joke, since i cant hear messages
U don’t know ball
if it doesn't make me laugh im going to find you
Stay safe my boy
Alright why did the chicken cross the round
never even met this "ball" fellow
I can’t see your brain it doesnt exist
Don't worry about me
Why are some moves that look like brilliant just great moves
It’s a slang for like lore or knowing where the thing comes from
Ofc
i literally can't imagine
To get to the other side 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yoo i am jokin don't take anything personal lol
Me moving my king from a check

so this "ball" fellow......... is not a fellow at all you say??????
you shall perish by my hand
That's like a bad thing probably
eh could be worse
Last wizard on earth
Shoot you right
who wants to play a chill rapid game?
why would you shoot them
I will
alr ill send a link
Alright
Me
i will only settle for violent rapid games
damn ill play you guys after
2100 rapid, 2200 bullet
2100 i think ill pass 😭
3200 elo is a bit low
Says I can't join
https://link.chess.com/play/KmTnE2 try this one
Nahh i am a 1000 lol
Still want work
Won't
It is workin
yawn
thats cause someone else challenged me, ill play you after
Alright
I guess im facing him
Bro what's yo ratin?
In what
Rapid
1475
i could hear this
Me too😭😭
Why
thats an interesting rating
because he's trying to stalk you
😰
I though if yout were near 1000 we could play
That's mad scary
I mean it's only like 400 off
Still i will be better and then play with you
i mean if you round it up.. 400 is closer to 1000 than to -200.. so its basically 1000 elo
yeah but think of how dope it'd be if you won
What's your elo?
1212
You both should play
Wanna play a rapid game?
this may be ai
No no
not particularly lmao
Alright 😔
because i am lazybones
no you are wickerbones
my fear is immeasurable
Don't got em balls mate🤣🤣🤣
enough chess in the morning tbh
Getting farmed for them to get to 3000 😆
yeah that pfp could scare anyone
you are, i mean look at those calves
You calling me ugly?
Sounds good.
who needs em
I have a friend named isiah he a good man
sounds like a villain
Goodnight my chessaz
well i wouldnt say that i am not saying not that
Ohh damn
👨🦯
yeah that's my birth name
Tf
That's actually a cool ass name
Never seen a girl named bones
bud was born with like 10 tatoos and 5 scars in order to be named bones
is taking things literally a common thing in discord or am i missing something lmao
UNO reverse
Probably common
Anyways
Who wanna play
30s bullet?
Ah hell nahh
fresh account
not taking the risks
no one wants to do 30s bullet bro..
Fr
Hikaru should play w you
Wei Yi after getting stomped out by Caruana seeing his next opponent tomorrow:
Ig bro😭
some 3000s have challenged me to play that though
and a 2600 did so a couple of minutes ago
max i could do is 3min
Bro I would do like 10 minutes
Nah you a 3000 rated?
I need to think
5min?
bud has to ponder
😭
Yes
The sindarov sweep continues
skill issue
Ah hell nah I just looked at your elo thingy
?
I love ep****??...lol
Holy 99 accuracy buddy must be the goat
gg bro
99.5% accuracy are we serious right neow
Bro that's my friend oml
alr i can play you now
ggs
You played average for a 2000 tbh
lol thanks i guess
Ima defeat some people too now
Your welcome
lmao
Im being honest bro
the worst insult ever btw..
look at your elo and say that again
Its not even an insult
what's your chess.com username?
is that even an insult? that doesnt seem like it means anything lmao
Is your head gone mf
People must not like jokes here damn
???
@rancid sentinel made a brilliant one earlier
i missunderstood the sentence.. gulp
Guys how do you get better at puzzles
by doing them more
you dont, you're doomed
by solving them
This is the 7-step method we will be using in this video to solve every chess problem that comes your way:
0- Pre-Existing Conditions to the Position
1- Main idea
2- Candidate Moves (Rapid Fire Brainstorm)
-filter until you find...
3- Find the Move
4- Calculate Main Variations
5- Find and Anticipate a Opponent's Resource
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1st ...
Banger video btw
Thanks man
Btw how do you guys keep motivation for chess lowk ive been playing for 2 months pretty consistently and i feel pretty burnt out from it
Take a break or slow down
With practice, tactics will be like your bread and butter
idk, it makes me feel smart
You must enjoy the game instead of forcefully trying to love the game
and thats all that counts :))
Burnout is a major factor
How long should it take to get 200 rating?
breaks are part of the grind
oh man a couple years at least
mhm :3
Surprised nobodys talking about Hikaru no longer being world #2
Idk im 1100 rn over the past two months ive been playing almost everyday until im up 8 elo a day 😭
Seriously
A few seconds
1 second
He never deserved to be there for such a long time
Hey there is no fix rating focus in having fun and improvement and rating will follow
Do people start at 200 rating?
Fabi snagged it like the goat he is
And i feel like its pulled my passion for the game
I am but I’ve been practicing for over a week now
You see, you play for your elo, not your improvement
I thought I’d be higher
It's okay
yeah take a break, especially if you're feeling burnt out. it's best to listen to that feeling. i didn't when I was first getting into chess and I ended up quitting for like two years
At 1600
I’m 100
Exactly
I’ve been 100 for a while
jesus you're old
@frank umbra watch chess vibes chess principals on YouTube
Well make a new account, say the your a tournament player and there is your 1600 rated account
@steady moon what’s wrong with that
Please don't discuss about religion
Maybe bro when i started playing 2 months ago i lowk kinda got obsessed id play it so much now i just dont have that feeling rn prob should slow down
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thank the lord the mod was there to stop that
what's your religion mohit
lmao yeah exact same thing for me
Okay I’m watching it now ty
😭
Yes bro learn those and your checkmate patterns you will be 500 in like a week
yo 😭 (not me btw)
Bad girl
I really hope it helps with middle and endgame
Must be a super casual player
My last match they were both 40 accuracy
wow
there is no mention of your religion in there
Pure addiction lol
For endgame and middle game he has specific videos for that he’s very instructive, I was watching him since 900 rating I’m 1500 now
6 years and only gone up 63 elo
mans trying to trick the mod into banning himself
1500 is crazy high
I’ve seen a lot of people like this tbh
Lowk maybe but what can i do to change that
i mean.. imo debating religion is not what i did, i merely mentioned religion
Yeah I’m pretty proud of my rating
Should be
ive lowk been locked in
I’m hoping to become 400 or something soon
80% winrate in the last 20 matches
I feel like it’s not as embarrassingly bad as anything lower
Well again just keep playing if you want
yes but 38000 games
lol bro under like 800 it’s all the same just learn those basics and you’ll improve super fast this is the easiest time to skyrocket
how r u still at the same lvl
W bio btw.
I think it’s just people who play the game and don’t go out of their way to improve, like no books or YouTube videos or courses
thanks bro
not analyzing games or studying probs
all i watched was gotham chess 💀
Some people just play and don’t watch content
i dont either usually
What elo do you think you should start studying in 😭
he plays consistently too
Is this an addiction?
mayhaps
i mean, study at any elo, just wanna study different things depending on where you are
How long have you been playing bro
Like I said it’s probably easy to stay at that rating if you just play to play and don’t analyze
3.5 years
Damn congrats
Thanks bro
i lowk dont analyze thattt much (ok i dont rlly) but still
10 games a day for like 6 yrs??????
43000 total games
Yay ok
W bio (on my profile)?
Whats your user
W bio
My user is rapid2100plus
is the guy 2100 plus
😭
Can we do rapid
Unc got older
Im 200 elo guys am i cooked who wants to coach me full time 💔
Ok
i know there are two solutions but both are cool
wdym full time
eh ignore that part
Uncoachable, your full dead already
Can't teach a dead guy 
Its been 1 week since I started dawg
if you dont start chess at 1000 elo, you are beyond saving
if hes new its fine
Bxe4 Kxe4 Qf4+ Kd3 Qe3#
100% fine
real bro they cant be saved
Yaya
https://www.chess.com/game/166832210602**** how is this same moves at the end
i locked in during august so hard
Almost like i know someone who saves people...
Anyway
that's not mate
Someone save me 🥹
With scripture or chess.
should be spawning in at 1000 elo minimum.
Kc2
I accepted game @lone glen
whats ur elo btw
How would you Coach someone below 1000 I feel like I wouldn’t know where to start
Qd2 Qe3 no?
Like i dont really play online, i play in person
raw basics
you didn't put Qd2 in your message
But if i guessed, around 1300
Chess isnt easy dawg I cant process all this
u dont need coaching so early
if u start playing longer and u wanna commit then sure
Gotham cough cough
I know
you cant. no one can save them.
Dead before they spawned in ✌🏻
you need to play Qd2+ Ke4 and then Qe3#
dont compare urself to others
Ill watch gotham
rn u jst tryna learn basics to get started
I thought i said Qd2 lol
Saved ❤️🩹🥹
gonna be at spawn island forever bro 😭
honestly i feel like some gatekeeping is necessary
and DO NOT DO ANY FANCY "EASY OPENING TRAPS"
Pawn mate
AVOID BULLET AT ALL COSTSSSS
How old are you ifydm
scholars mate trust
uh
By birth, cursed 
if you play 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nf6 3.Nxe5 Nc6 or 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Nd4 as black, I'm not teaching you
Annoying but easy to deal with
Some are born to lose for those born to win ✌🏻
same with scholar's mate
what does ifydm mean again
stop playing like you're 5 years old, go play real chess
If you dont mind
If you don’t mind
If you don't mind
its better to play the long game, i think that makes you learn more than trying to end quickly
I answered first, step down, step down. 
we need to come up with an insult for weak chess players that is stronger than patzer
ill jst tell u that im not young af or old af
I’m on top
Not you
stinky poopyheads
15 16 ish
I have nitro and you dont.
13.67 years old
Wait
something specifically for chess players that maintain a constant rating by playing dumb opening traps that work often enough against players rated above them
i wont answer that (if thats what u mean)
Spending money on discord isn’t much of a flex
Basic mates and endgame concepts like opposition. Combined with puzzles, game analysis, and a consistent first move as white and black to build off of
who wanna 1v1
they have no desire to learn how to play real chess, they don't know what to do once their one trick doesn't work
Has chess made yiu more strategical in irl scenarios
and the people that they beat want to quit chess
We're brothers by bio 
chess dosent mean u smart bro 😭
I consider it a bad thing to pay for nitro
What is your rating in chess.com?
I was joking.
thats why you get people to get nitro for you heh
you shouldn't have to memorize specific anti-positional moves to defeat opening traps at under 1000
It lends itself to a certain sort of critical thinking id say yeah
You don’t have a football club in there
ok so whats ur plans for chess
Oop i was tryna iq max with ts
100 cus i js got a new account
😭😭😭😭
I get a Turkish dude to buy nitro for me for cheap for years he tha goat
I just assumed you're like 13 because of your pfp and therefore expected you to say something dumb like that
Because I'm not into Football.
college apps? fun? titles? glory?
chess wasn't like this when i was learning chess 10-12 years ago
Big respect to kaan
O
Mental benefits
there weren't all these online players ruining chess for beginners
oh so for fun
Okay mr. Neuroscience
My rating in rapid is around 1000
i recommend u do NOT play bullet
Yurr
bullet will ruin ur development
i hate to break it to u girl but that's just the name of the game
i recommend 3-5 min bullet/rapid
bet add me tete2l
IT WASN'T LIKE THIS 10 YEARS AGO
Ive been playing 10 min games and assessing a lot
@patent patrol the 4 loko burps are killing me
Can l DM you?
good!
chess used to be actually good
Uhm
ofc
you don't, just don't get checkmated
for beginners
Thats some large text
am i allowed to ask ppl to like join a gc for chess purposes
i am very new to chess i dont try to get early checkmates.. it doesnt feel productive
Ill join fr
am i allowed to?
I didn't memorize how to counter the scholars mate, I just know that when the queen and bishop line up on one square that I'm not defending, I should probably defend that square.
I mean it doesn't affect me currently because I got past that point before it got this bad, but it's ruining the experience of beginners
i used to have a chess server
just play 1.e4 e5 2.Bc4 Nf6
Im on low battery so im out
Your allowed to exist 
and 1.e4 e5 2.Qh5 Nc6 3.Bc4 g6 4.Qf3 Nf6
Even simpler: don't play e5 at all 💀
If you have any advice my asian friend just dm me
anyone here wanna friend?
If you're afraid of the scholars mate.
i wanna get some chess study buddies or sum
actually 1.e4 e5 2.Qh5 Nc6 3.Bc4 g6 4.Qf3 f5 is free wins
😭😭
i need that motivation yk
even simpler; just dont play chess.
Even better, play Sicilian defense?
caro
i went to chess club at school and a kid like 4 years younger than me beat me i was lowkey like dang i suck
MY MAN
Dutch? 
Chess fr is the game that told me theres levels to ts
My first opening against 1. e4 and I've never changed
levy was right all along
thats way too many words..
friend?
Wheres my dutch bros 
I got a cart today it’s been a couple months
Gonna indulge l8r
yes
anyone else wanna friend im gonna make chess study bros gc
Inv me
oh yeah guys
doing a chess leason rn
Guys
then i randomly watched 1 match and saw him get fried
isnt hikaru getting fried
Wow enough losses for Christopher yoo to punch a random woman in the back of the head
ggs
In my opinion it's a mix of not playing classical much and being poorly prepared.
oh god is this a thing that happened lmao
Yurppp 18 month suspension somehow
uzbek homie cookin?
He been going to the open tournaments to farm ppl too much
Yes
aint he like 6th now 😭
dead last
I mean, he didn't want to lose so many rating points that he couldn't even make it to the candidates, I understand his reasoning, but it sure did backfire.
nah bruh i mean uzbek homie
oh that guy is first
Gotta act like #2 to be #2 ig
Sindarov!!
oh thats a simple name
?
Okay, who wants to join a study group gc for chess!
Me and a friend are making one!
ok not rlly study but like chill
Me me me
Boom
not me
we all have our daily life stuff to do
Unnecessary 
Lichess study?
Its just a casual group yk

mr @kindred crypt and @lone glen
you guys are too good for all of us
Nice I have a drug test in a month so im done
😺Meow im 2200
Bro pulled out the Mr. 
jst go back to what u were doing b4
Bread 👍🗿
Nobody good at the game is ridiculing anyone for not knowing openings at 1200
they didnt add me so i cant add them to gc
yh bro why do 1200 elo mfs have ltrs 🙏
whats an ltr
Vro most important tournament of his life and Hikaru is wasting his energy making recap videos 
I know SOME opening theory, only the english and dutch
My openings are complete dog sh, you don't need anything more than a system opening below 2000
im not gonna ridicule you for it, but you'll have to do it at some point and generally speaking, when you're learning specific things, it's not uncommon to get "worse" before you get better
You don't need openings but theyre fun
chessable lifetime repertoire
Gotham’s recaps are more popular rn
This is also true ^
Gotham is covering every game while Hikaru is only covering his own.
W Gotham 
Hikaru has no energy to do that
I sure as hell couldn't.
After a classical game at the amateur level my brain is fried.
Lowk feel like classical would be very fun i sometimes try play 60 min unrated games but i never find a game 😭
whats the best response to white d4
I like Nf6
Y'all study Openings below 1700? 😔
uh d5?
...f5
well of course, where else am I supposed to get my identity from
yo gambit accept friend rq
Fr im najdorf now for LIFE
Yes thats why you play openings that make sense to you or don't focus on openings until you're higher. You were right to not
I might learn the Bird just for the memes.
You guys study chess? I should try that it might be op
Just go with the flow, openings don't matter at low elo, we all suck yk
Chess, more like bless
Explain them
Until 2000, all you need is a system so you get similar types of positions.
@kindred crypt u gonna friend for gc?
Fr like creepy crawly formation ✅✅
sleeper pick
Or the Orangutan Opening
The WIN opening
Personally, I play the Grob and Orangutan as white and the Crab as black and I have a 100% winrate
You play french?
yh
Oranguntan
personally, im partial to sending a hitman after my opponent
Alien gambit 👽 👽 👽
Personally, I think its a mid opening
Guys who is joining our gc chess group
thought this too until i started playing it myself
The Alien Gambit is nice, but I think its even better if you pair it with the Bongcloud
Uhm, duh, the dutch
u gotta be friends wit someone for them to inv u to a gc
What’s this?
Its a group chat for chess
I played it before but I like playing Icelandic Gambit or Najdorf Sicillian
I need to try bongcloud creepy crawly formation i feel like it would be free elo
If I didn't already play the Caro, I'd probably play the French.
Just to make friends
Ooh am I allowed in?
I hate speaking french
Ofc
I was about to write "Why? French is great." And then I rethought my answer.
Just friend @hazy cargo
Ok
I rather play tactical openings rather than positional
Bonjour
bruh they can friend u too
not jst me yo
Vous pensez vraiment que je parle pas français?
Sorry 😇
too bad I have chosen you
Uhhh croissant 🥐?
You can drop the “ne” in quebec
Uhh fastest checkmate
Woof woof
🥐 🥖 🥖
I only do it in speech, when I type I keep the ne.
dam
Meow meow
You dont need to keep it
But the high elo players think the same and aren't interested in u
Yooo wsp dawg
But my fifth grade teacher drilled me to 😭
What if the wave function collapse represents information integration on the most fundamental level that qualifies for consciousness according to the integrated information theory of consciousness
no
Well he might not be interested in you bro
vro is there something
called spiderman gambit
Why ru 1200 then
Well your teacher is not french
Why
It was a french school 💀
because i said so 😎
Ok but your teacher is obsessed with the rules
why is hikaru so bad at chess
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Why are you trash at chess?
Frr this guy is the biggest thrower and shouldn’t have even participated
Why are you not at the candidates?
I dont know
.
Uh ask chatgpt
exactly he should stick to playing louisiana championship
right? i could take 'im
vro how are
you doing vro
No not you…
How's your epic grind going
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How are you butha
???
Hey how can i send media?...i wanna show my brilliancies
Do you?
The worst time to ask me vro, I am fudging 1447 now 😭😭😭😭
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This will be my opponent tomorrow 😥
im good vro
Sorry I don’t remember you lol
Could be worse. One of my friends went from 1270 to 996
oh no hes back
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Good to hear. Prank anyone on the 1st?
That's tough to do...
The difference between 1300 and 1000 is unreal.
Oh
vro i was
busy didnt really
get the chance
to be on discord
This will be my opponent tomorrow 😥
Can anyone coach me please?
Ah that’s too bad
Could have been better too if I wasn't playing fudging high, lost 4 games in a row within 20 mins, didn't use any time 🥀
I'd coach you if I wasn't weaker than you
I would recommend resigning at move 10
The early iterations of IIT did indeed use a derivation of information from Shannon. But the newer versions have split ontologically and pivoted more toward intrinsic information, which to me feels more intuitive for something so abstract. I really like the idea of the wave function collapse being the minimum content of consciousness
do it anyway it'd be hilarious
He is 2600!!
I dont think it can answer that
And if you add a thousand rating points to my elo, I might be able to beat em.
I would recommend to shut up
Started playing seriously this year ig
When you shake his hand say shabott shalom
Well at least you know your issue
Thanks, recommendation not taken
What does that mean?
if neuroscience is your power, what are you without it?


Stay at 1400 you noob

I reached 1500 peak hahahah
You’re not helping your case
It'll die in a week

My power is my ability to learn and make connections. Neuroscience is the result
Are you proud of me I smoked a 1944 ACF dude last night in an OTB blitz tournament
Ik but who cares, it's just chess
Paul Morphy: bad haircut, greatest chess
You know Shannon right? Youre cs so I assume you do
Did u win that tournament? And what's the conversion for acf to fide?
my opponent left the second i threatened his queen 💀 like "they didnt prepare me for this"
Horrible haircut
Be positive 😢
Yours isnt any better 
As if you know me irl
Im joking lol, but you'll probably break 1900 soon
Just keep grinding
"As if" 🏴🏴
he had several ways of dealing with my threat so im wondering if he just had to leave
Holy posh
Hopefully
I came second, behind the state champion sweat dude. And ACF is relatively close to fide in rating, but goes higher than fide up around 2000+
And I'm literally 1 game away from my fide rating
Who has a FIDE rating?
yo
2nd W what did u win, what acf rating are you?
Oh you first have to play acf to reach fide? Damn
my opponent fr
me fr
It was a club tournament so I didn't win anything other than bragging rights to annoy the guy I beat. My ACF is 1380 rn and I climb by +100 every time it updates lmao I'm cooking
Which matters more in chess:
4
7
2
endgame sk
is your name lucas
not quite
almost lucas?
Yeah so early versions used calculations based on shannon entropy to derive complexity and whatnot. That meant that, for example, a simple AND logic gate that integrates two inputs into a single output would be equivalent to the minimum unit of consciousness. But this is reliant on external conditions to determine the output, meaning something like a simple photodiode would represent the minimum possible information reduction and therefore the minimum content of consciousness. But now it has shifted toward the idea that something must exist inherently and for the sake of itself. So now it can not be reliant solely on the external, meaning to be conscious it has to have some recursive nature
Seinfeld such a good show
but 
lucasness is a range
