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Yeah d4 is boring
this is why i play 1.f3
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Hi! how do i learn to memorize board squares like g3, f6? i always have to look down and it makes me feel so bad at the game
I feel like Hannibal after boiling a potato
How many times will you change pfp
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I am an elite cook
AGHHH!!
dead
the more u play the more u memorize
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You keep looking down till you dont have to anymore. Its all about slowly getting used to it.
aah, it's good to memorise them, but, you don't have to if your goal is to have fun
anyone wanna like study chess wit me or somethin I lowk need some motivation
noway
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I've never memorised them
I personally just read aloud my moves for a game once a day.
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thx
nopee I'm noob lol
I said it to mean that you're not alone in this
Bread ππΏ
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I am Bread ππΏ
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Never seen more breadlike bread
ππΏ
hello Bread
I am no man I am Bread ππΏ
Hello blueππΏ
Hello, Bread
I am God Of Bread ππΏ
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So tuff
hello
What did i miss
dude why it taking so long to respond to finished game
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Bread
Howβs the Thursday night treating yβall
Bread ππΏ
I've to keeep waiting for just to match for finish
I finished a manhwa that i like. aaah great! and you??
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Then why did you start a match-
i need to play , what's this question
Right
Im great bro, whatβs manhwa?
Bread ππΏ who likes me ( Bread ππΏ)
says terrible player
Bread, you're being chopped
Manga but colorated
me
Thank you blue man ππΏ
I'm a girl
internet connection is blocking calculation man
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from my side internet is smooth af but chess com is having delay
And I'm Bread ππΏ π
Hello, Bread
The ruler of all Bread ππΏ
Hello blue girl ππΏ
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Great
Thank you girl ππΏ
Hello, Bread
I've complained lot of times about this won't this Isuue get solved?
Hello blue girl ππΏ
Whats the best kind of bread
have no idea, good luck with you
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hey! come look at this
Me π
ok
np
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What openings are good for a 1200 tactical player
You shouldnt torment your king like that
PUT Bread ππΏ ON THE BOARD ππΏ
Ok ill try
can i have a taste π«
Yo I just found two guys rating abusing on TikTok to get one of them to 2000 by resigning over and over
π
it was fast but the king moves got me
congrats!
Kings gambit scotch game or scotch gambit, the four knights involves good tactics imo, maybe uh italian game
wdym , i went with my king in a walk
Wait wait wait
Bread ππΏ
Hold up is that bread
it looks like trolling but i was running with his life
The Bread ππΏ
Youβre the second celebrity here next to drunk Magnus
Bread tell me a story
Im not trying to be rude but how can you have 4 pronouns
ππΏ
Because I am Bread ππΏ
with some peanut butter and honey
this is a great advice, I became a grand master with it, thank you so much Bread!!
Once a Bread ππΏ saw a human and he ate the Bread ππΏ
Breads just a little queer okay
Do you go by the bread ir just bread
Maybe non-binoray
We love bread for it
Bread ππΏ
that's me right there
aah woah
I have over 8 billion Bread ππΏ under my control
But they them means multiple people so it would be grammatically incorrect to reffer to a single person as they/them
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I have over 8 billion Beans ππΏ under my control
i want the freshest most cooked bread plz
Well in lgbt things work differently if i dont know wrong
Why, isnt that weird
I dont want to disrespect
Yo what is better the Italian game or the London system (I'm 740 elo)
Not how English works
that wasn't so royal of him, it wasn't the end game! 
Londob
Wym
Once a Bread ππΏ saw a smaller Bread ππΏ ... And he ate him......
I dont know what is normal and why ask yourself haha
Theres no better opening it depends on your playstyle but english ans queens gambit are easy to.learn openings with the best winrate
Nice bullet win while I only have a bishop
desprate times require desprate measures
They has been used as a gender neutral singular pronoun for a veeerrrry long time
+1
So breads are canibals
if you don't know the gender of a person you say they. For example: you get robbed by a shadowy figure. "Where did they run off to?" The same principle applies to nonbinary people. they are referred to by they
Δ°f we think something is normal its normal if we dont so its not
Oh wows
Thxs
Maybe ππΏ
Oh ok
Bready secret probably
Great explain
Nah im reporting you to tung tung tung sahur
Did you π is named π because I named it π and that is why it is named π
so you are not breading anymore?
No I'm π
i love you
Yes. Bread ππΏ
And a canibal
No I'm π
And a canibal
every milli-second matters
But I'm π not canibal
Bread is a traitor to.his kind
AH WHAT THE HELL!!
High intense game
y'all not have problems in ms of chess com during playing?
you'll win with london, but you'll learn with italian
No I'm the MAKER of my kind
If you identify as a bread and eat a piece if bread, you are a bread and a canibal
Sometimes in bullet
No ive never had
So is every human
- same elo
should have minimum specs requirements for chess com
No... I am the God of bread ππΏ
Why did you abandon them
make me one bread with love and soft touches
They felt me
Where do you get nutrition from
What...
I dont believe anymore there can be 700 elo in here like I played against 5 ppl in here and 4 of them was 2000-2100
How to get out off 200-300 π
straight from the source
ye
Use ur brain instead of button mashing
copy your opponent
Dont blunder
I litterly do
be the pieces
Turn the brainpower up
Δ°f he is white?
Wayward queen attack
Copy magnus
start from the 2nd move
Become Magnus
Yeah thats hard then i just wait 10 min to lose π€·π»ββοΈ
Be a gentleman and offer your turn
And also just play a lot and analyze where you went wrong in games
And where you did something well in games
Identify as magnus
End of the racism
offer a draw
Best advice ever
going first is a losing game
If you blunder call it a sacrifice
I am Magnus whatβre you talking about
So you are magnus but you donβt identify yourself as him
blunders are not always hanging a piece
Jokes aside 200-300 elo guys play with "To confuse your enemy you must confuse yourself" mentality so fix this and you are good
The win stockfish said I missed:
Turn it into a sacrifice
don't blunder
woah
ah yes, lemme just sac my queen
Yes but positional blunders are almost never going to be capitalized on by other 300s
Unless itβs scholars mate
Impossible to find ngl
Hard reality
Then just donβt fall for scholars mate
the only winning/drawing line required were ridiculous π i'll show it in a second
You are right
i thought this was gonna be brilliant π
Brilliants are hard to get
The winning line which requires sacking my bishop:
Thats what I am talking about look at this haha
I really missed these type of games
The drawing line: π
Thanks for the advice guys ππ»π
i must win the next 10 games,
-identifying as Magnus
-copy my opponent even if i am white
-just dont blunder any Pieces
-also using my brain to move pieces
(Hope brain mass is working on touch)
I would've never gotten to the drawing line icl
Never in a million years am i not pinning the queen...
but that loses π
I am 1950 in chess and I didnt understand the rest of moves
Wait wha-
How
i don't understand the moves but it was just the best moves
We humans really cant beat the engine and Hans niemann Δ± guess
the german knight
this is how i got to the drawing variation π
but i'm not drawing an endgame vs the computer β οΈ
I mean you dont have a chance
i was building a bridge while I was a kid, I though the king was the queen and the queen was the king,
Look at this brilliant tactic
i felt like i had something.... which i did π«
just would've never seen it
Δ°f you study tactics you could see that
is this your queen also being sac..
they don't give brilliants to cheaters
I am talking serious study btw
yh π
wth
this is against rules and you just joined?
don't leave your pieces in a place that is not protected!!
i joined like 9 months ago
- he has a banned lichess account
the number of great moves that were required for both lines π«
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and one look at his cc account is enough to tell that he is a cheater
Ohh so you didnt make it up or joked about
it's like every other move
nope
doesn't give you authority to label anyone cheater its against rules
I thought you guys were friends
the rules are gay
nope
so are you
it's a knightmare
if you say so
easy to accuse anyone here innit
this guy better hide his cheats more effeciently
So looks like we have a Hans niemann right now
girls usually don't label what's with you
So brutal
hans the crybaby??
he's really cheater?
Yeahh
Idk il be the judge of thay
am i missing something
many brilliants, nice
if he's really that i apologize
i have his banned lichess account
I mean if there is someone cheating and everyone knows that already but they cant say publicly because of the rules its just low budget Hans niemann
everyone has past of cheating
speak for yourself
let the system do thing
Nope we are clean
I cheated in lichess once for the opening i think
everyone (majority) not accusing anyone just perspective
smh
I dont know bro this kel guy says serious things look like he has evidence too
everyone should take kel seriously
It was my way of learning the moves π
kel is always right
could have done it after the game like normal people
great
if we dive into cheating investigation,what we get?
A weird way to learn D
Saragossa, the most superior opening in the world
W-well it was 5 years ago
assuming i even get 1k chess player with cheating prooof what's in it for me except peace destruction
ha?
I am not saying we should be like Kramnik but serious evidence needs serious precautions too right?
precautions?
ok I'll back off
Ahh Δ± guess Δ± misremembered the wors
i see
You make other peoples day better
I don't know keep it up
there's dedicated team for that
i don't really care much about cheating. it's annoying when people don't admit to it after being caught though
Theres only so much they can do. They definitely appreciate the help
my friend cheated against me so many times because I've been defeating him non stop
he got 7 accounts banned
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I just want it this shouldnt be normalised
some website makes money by traffic now do math
Now that i think about it i think i have a negative streak agaisnt my lil brother
he's desprete, I think he should give himself a break and face it π
i took calcualtions of cheaters banned on chess com from 2022 avg cheater are 100k banned every month
it made me motivated
They uploaded their statistics on new years
because he defeated me once or twice when i was beginning i took it as disrespect got motivation learnt improved myself so much i predict his moves 90% accurate
When I play against computer I really stop enjoying how it did motivate you
yes i took every year month avg is 100k
they do it every month i think
Oh
So many can't accept the loss
motivated as I'm that better he has to use engine to defeat me
great for you then, still
he even used engine otb and got checkmated
your connected account also looks sus 
sometimes you need to be smart too
Thats good to hear
Who-
friend
you should know you trajectory know your potential that it whatever barrier you'll cross it
frr, that's nice
power of revenge
Even Magnus Carlsen cant win against his phone I know you try to guard people with false accusations but if someone has already did something
magnus is goat what more he needs
There should be a punishment maybe a ban from discord or something else
ruling number 1 spot for 2 decades champion undefeated for 5 years
nevermind this guy has one game
history will remember this legend
Thats not the point he is the strongest goat
Look you understand me wrong
sus
anyone wanna play?
hi .,..
yoru rating?
hi kel
1000
kel means bald in Turkish btw π
So you are from turkey right
it means eat in arabic too
i know Turkish not from Turkey
nice
u playing?
me na
ight
I know turkey but not turkish
Help
I forgot how to play chess
I'm Turkish so think this guy also could be
??
Oh wait I remembered nv
great, gothamchess can help you
great then, play
I would want to but I am 1950 is it a problem for you
Move one pawn in the center then the 2 knights then one bishop then castle then find opponents blunder and checkmate then drink champagne
nah
thatβs fine
hollon i just got in a game
My username is enesyuksel55
almost done
can I play against you? I want to try
Okay waiting
After that if you want
k
I would like too play against as many people as I can
no
never used it in my life
reply buttton moved to RIght side

Bread ππΏ
it's been a long bread since I saw you Bread
I didnt receive any match offer I could send you if you want
in a game
Yes I was... Breading ππΏ
mb 1 sec
Oh okay okay finish
K
I thought you had some struggle with findinf my username wish you said it
alr i lost ngl
You didnt resign right
guys I tried before to upload images but it doesn't work, why?
Why didn't you put π on the board?
will next time
hi
YOU SAID "MEOW"
Bread wasn't in their territory
can you play chess on a bread
TO DENJI!
Ofc u can
mrrrppp~
Oh... Aww.....
hello!
ADMIT YOU SAID "Meow" TO DENJI!
who's denji
... Bruh... THE GUY WHO SAID "rawr" THEN YOU SAID "meow" AFTERWORDS!
Dengbc?
ohhh
YEAH! ADMIT
etal
is there a backstory to this?
non
GO CHECK
ima go pley miencraff cuz i keep blundering ππ
Have you ever played a move so brilliant your opponent resigned immediately?
obvious brilliant move btw
No never in my life
Bread ππΏ
the idea is here that when rxe4 it's gonna be m2, pretty simple
nope
too tired
I even did this brilliant move on 3|2 blitz
Im sure he is grateful that you explained his own move to him
Oh ok ππΏ I am going to a voice chat now
This guy either is secret 2000 above or a cheater
which is the idea to break the pawn shield around the king
secret
He send me with pointed match
Bro come on play in your real account whats the point of sending me this and losing my elos
I just got -16
Δ°s this ethichal
Ethic*
Show me your real account
I want to make a match against your real account
Why did you play him then lmao
Oh this is the cheater line
What he send me pointed Δ± didnt realized it and played casuslly bcs he was 600 elo
have a good night everyone, bye
Thats why you dont play against people who arent connected
dang
Good morning
good morning
Yeah makes sense
good morning
We can play if you still want
How ru
Good morning
okay
good wbu and how much elo do you have
My username is enesyuksel55
Well I have 700 elo on chess.com
okay, rapid or blitz?
just report him and you will get it back eventually
oh wow thats like 600 more than me
Yea
This is the Chess.com profile of ayesha-2006. Take a look!
Name: Ayesha Saeed (ayesha-2006)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 705 (939 peak)
I prefer usually rapid but doesnt matter if its not pointed
Yeah you right thanks I will do it
Is that even winning
nope
Oh I see its like -.4
uh he made a blunder
How is this brilliant
i can pin the queen after he takes with the queen
But his queen will take yours queen
how can it take when its pinned..
Oh yea true
You obviously just check on f3
Is that pfp actually you?
yeah
Yeah
the guy you are talking to is a cheater
Lowkey handsome
?
go report my acc rn ill give u the user
Ik
didn't you get banned from chess academy
blah blah blah
i saw that your lichess account got banned
What country your from?
What is chess academy
a chess sever
America
server
Ohh I π
Whatβs your fide?
Don't have one
Uscf?
Hmmm
What is USCF?
Adds up
United States chess federation
Ohh
Ur from United States?
Nope
tf do people play against the haxo? like wtf is this gambit I lose 70% of the time
golshi should be in this gif not fatty π₯
im slowly understanding chess
Oguri just a silly lil guy
how do u play with this board
my eyes would hurt from the brightness
its how i keep myself awake at night
I forgot this server is like 99.999% kids that won't offer me a shred of help. Ill go look elsewhere its fine.
Idek why Im still on this server I play on lichess nowadays anyway
anyway peache out
https://www.chess.com/game/166787414826
They gave me a brilliant; was it move 35 when I (intentionally) let my rook die?
Wait here's the right link
https://www.chess.com/game/live/166787414826
































































1. e3 e5 2. b3 Nf6 3. Bb2 Nc6 4. Bb5 d6 5. Bxc6+ bxc6 6. Qf3 Be7 7. Nc3 O-O 8. O-O-O Bg4 9. Qg3 Bxd1 10. Nxd1 Re8 11. f4 exf4 12. Qxf4 d5 13. Ne2 Bd6 14. Qg5 Be7 15. Qf4 Qd6 16. Qf3 c5 17. g4 c4 18. g5 Ne4 19. Rf1 Nxg5 20. Qf5 g6 21. Qg4 Rf8 22. h4 Ne4 23. h5 Qb4 24. Ndc3 Nxc3 25. Bxc3 Qa3+ 26. Bb2 Qa6 27. hxg6 fxg6 28. Rh1 Ba3 29. Nf4 Bxb2+ 30. Kxb2 Rf7 31. Nxd5 cxb3 32. axb3 Rd8 33. Nf4 Qf6+ 34. d4 c5 35. Ne6 cxd4 36. Nxd8 dxe3+ 37. Kb1 Qxd8 38. Qe2 Re7 39. Rh3 Qe8 40. Rf3 Rf7 41. Kb2 Rxf3 42. Qxf3 Qf7 43. Qxe3 Qf6+ 44. Qc3 Qxc3+ 45. Kxc3 Kf7 46. Kb4 h5 47. Ka5 h4 48. Ka6 h3 49. Kxa7 h2 50. Ka6 h1=Q 51. Ka5 Qd5+
@wooden sphinx game today?
Sure. A little later
Awesome.
Anyone wanna play some hyper bullet
Yeah
Send a challenge
Yeah you ainβt getting jack in this server. Preach!!! Preach the gospel!! Amen!!
Whatβs your username and rating
Blender_by_me
@silk bridge but I can help you on anything you need just let me know
Transliterating arabic π
Yeah I donβt have the keyboard enabled but gotta do what you gotta do
I went from 720 down to 642. feel like quitting
Thatβs it? I dropped 500 points before. Youβll get there again just play a bit more
Ψ§ΩΩ ΩΩΨ¨ΩΨ±Ψ― ΨΉΩΩ Ψ£ΩΩΩΩ ΨͺΩΨ―Ψ± ΩΨ£ΩΩ Ψ§ΩΩΩΨ§Ω Ψ§Ψͺ ΩΩΨΉΨ±Ψ¨Ω
Yeah I mean my writing/typing skills arenβt that good in Arabic so I wouldnβt be able to do it anyways probably
I can understand well tho and speak
Wanna play hyperbullet?
Whatβs your bullet?
2101 peak 1964 current
Iβll play on lichess if you want.
Lichess interface makes me want to puke in the nearest dumpster
Chesscom interface gives me rectal cancer.
Interesting
Well I donβt have an account on lichess so I guess weβre at crossroads
Thatβs the beauty of lichess, you donβt need an account to play.
Lichess ui is brutalism core
getting high elo on lichess is easier than chess.com
hello
Thatβs not true, lmfao. Most people I know 2700+ have a higher cc than lichess.
hello
Itβs easier to get a higher elo at like 1400, but not at high elo.
Yeah, but you donβt stay there if youβre not 1500. What kind of logic is this?
No thatβs not true. I made an account on a chess website and started off at 3900. I stayed there and Iβm the best player to ever step foot on this planet earth. It just depends on what rating you start at
Apologies Mr. Griffin.
SCHOLAR'S MATE IN 1291 
No problem buddy π«‘
1:1 after a certain point
My chess.com has chat and moves as a separate tabs, so I can't see chat and moves at the same time. Was this a change?
that is just you my friend
It tends to be higher at low elo (lichess floor is 400 compared to 100 on cc), it sort of equalizes at around 2300-2600 and it tends to be lower compared to cc at like above 2700.
That is me too
awh,i am not good enough to coach people
well ig im wrong
this is so cool!
@uneven plover I'm ready whenever. You?
Yeah Iβm ready.
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Ok I'll se d the challenge in a minute
Alright.
First rule of chess - Dont expect people to help you
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Asking for help is a sin.
can you help me
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hello
I can, but you should ask me if I will.
I actually have child productions
will you help me?
thats what i thought too,terrible chess player
i remember i used to visit the chess clubs in my town, and no one wanted to play me
That depends on what you need.
I need help.
people are rude.
I will kick u
With?
chess
after awhile, i decided to stop going, and just played online chess
just an example of rule #1
lock in
Provided you don't indulge in e6 you shall become a Grandmaster
hi dory I learned knight and bishop mate today
"2200-2399 rated"
Of course I will help.
what about it
okay should I do dvoretsky or shereshevsky
I mean my rating says 2200-2399, but have you seen my stats?
no but they are acting like they are clueless
i tilted 150 elo
I lowk got a glowup
I am clueless
who do i blame for this
manter
always
not everyone uses an engine you know
!!!
itβs trumpβs fault
he isn't even active smh. need to blame someone else
!!!
Blame me
Thank you.
it's not fun if you want to be blamed
I'm legit.
I don't mind if you blame me
Blame me all you want
The people who made stockfish
Heyoooooooooooooooo
Hi
How are you?
What are you feeling now?
That's amazing
why are they giving me impossible puzzles in chess tempo blitz
are they stupid
hi mohit
It's their site so they can do whatever they want. But I don't believe that was impossible to solve
instead of memorizing the moves try to understand the purpose
in blitz???
Something strange
Bread ππΏ
Come on Mohit2040. You can do it
not really. in many positions thereβs only a few key responses that are good
I teach myself at chess, if I learn something in general (eg. theroy books), I will play very badly because I had to think of theory books
you can play the same opening every game. i only play the london system as white and Iβm 200
I switched from italien to king pawn
the italian is an e4 opening
I know, but I don't know the good moves deep in italien opening, I only know 4 moves deep in italien opening
im happy to chat more if you have questions about improvement. you seem like a decent fellow.
You're 224 elo π but I believe in you
Scotch opening is decent!
yes but i have a lot of experience at 224 elo
i might be the strongest 200 elo player you've met
That's good for you
thank you, i appreciate it
Well, that's interesting
you can try playing a smith-morra or simply learn the open sicilian
No problem!
english attack, keres attack. amsterdam, those are all good for learning the open sicilian as white
I tried smith-morra, it's pretty aggressive
However, it's pretty hard to memorize the moves of smith-morra
its good to learn the sicilian as black though
Sicilan is good against king pawn
you just play c3
idk the theory but you usually end up with good compensation even if engine thinks black equalizes
Anyone know how to get chess.com to show gamemoves and chat during a game after it splits them into seperate tabs?
It looks like a caro-kannish
not really
Smith-morra is probably different than d4
Hi are there any sub 1000 elos in here who wanna play in a single elimination chess tournament that has a cash prize tmrw? We are looking for a couple more players! DM me if ur interested (free entry btw)!
Interesting but I'm 628 elo
Am stuck at 300 elo
You would fit in perfectly. We have 8 players rn (6 of whom are below 700)
U too
What
me, a 1500 be like: ._.
That's nice but I have school tomorrow even it's easter tomorrow
No it isnt
all in on gukesh
Im 800 when is it?
I have another spread too. Im actually relatively well hedged in all directions. Closer to arbitrage than anything
I meant like between what time sry
Guys I am abt to hop out and go work on some logistics for the tournament! Please DM me if you are actually interested! There will also be a giveaway after the tournament as well!
I kept getting DMs
It's 22:07 pm π
I wasn't counting.
Its 4 am
And anyone below 1000 elo is eligible. The highest rated players rn is 865
Take care! π
2 hours is better than 1 hour
Fr GN
Gn!
Yeah gg I thought Rc5 then move the knight like Nd4 would've been a way to progress for you at the end
I was going to play Rc5 but I needed time to calculate what happens after Kf3 Ne4 Ke4
i still see your message
My status bro
I guess just Kg5 wins there. How do you defend Kxg4?
Hmm I guess there's risk of like Rc5 Kf3 Nd4+ Ke4 Kxg4 h6 then like Rh7 and I may win the 2 pawns and it would be K+R+N vs K+R
I just needed more time, I spent too much time in the opening trying to remember a line I seldom play, lol.
Ne5 was a mistake on my part.
Also why did you sac the f7 Knight?
KRN vs KR is an easy draw. Has to be a bishop instead of a knight for the advantaged side to have an actual chance
I thought it was getting trapped. Didn't realize it'd realistically be able to get out and I'd be ok
Elite chess knowledge
Both of those dudes probably already know that tbh
Nh6 to g4. a4-Rook defends g4.
I just realized the easter is TOMORROW
They arent even 2400 bro
Hi
Well I didnt know(theoretically) but in practice I would play for a draw
hey!
I saw Rh7 and thought it was trapped so when you played Rf8 I was kind of thinking "oh, just the same thing" and didn't realize it was different. Did you see Rh7?
I did not see Rh7 lmfao
Theoretically both are a draw but theres really only a technique to press for a win if you have rook and bishop because it involves attempting to force the opponents king into the same colored corner as your bishop. Knight is just too clumsy, its an easy draw for the defending side
Happy Passover everyone
Somehow I can survive after Rh7 crazily enough lol
Yeah, I see the engine starting with c4.
It looks terrible
Which is absolutely crazy cause you're allowing Rd2 and Rxh2.
Engine opening with English Opening?
Looks terrible because c4 Rd2 Ng5 Rhxh2 looks terrible for white
Yeah it does. I wouldn't go into it as black.
Bro you dont have the context
Many people 2500+ talk in here regularly
Did you sacrifice your childhood to get this knowledge at chess
As White*.
Grace can suck my left nut
2,500? I'm 629 elo and still talks here
anyone wanna play a chill rapid game?
me
What's your rating?
ok, ill send a link
I didnt start playing until I was a sophomore in high school
2k but i already found a game
Yeah i didn't realize Rf8 was different from Rh7 which was dumb by me
Chess players are insufferable just get used to it
Same age as I started though I'm 20 now and doesnt know that theory knowledge
Hi
Im 21. I took advantage of covid
It absolutely counts though. Some people can be pricks, I mean Fischer went crazy, but he's still goated. He's still one of the greatest chess players ever.
CAKE IS CAKE EVEN WITHOUT CANDLE
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Ahh makes sense I was 600 elo I guess in that time
Yeah, Rh7 definitely looks better though, I just missed it.
Im just saying I played a lot during covid. I was like 1000 back in 2020
White holding on after Rh7 is just insane though
You know when you grow up you had to deal with a lot of other life stuff so you cant really paying attention to chess
Hello guys
Yes for sure
Biggest correlator with getting better at chess is the amount of free time you have
If you have a life you will not get good at chess
Still good considering you started that year and reached 1000 what is your rating now
Yeah. Well, anyways I need to book myself up again in this line. Haven't played a Botvinnik in ages.
First rule of chess - Dont expect people to help you
I hit 2647 blitz and just locked in to school since then
It doesn't diminish his accomplishments though. He's still stronger than most people here.
hi
How long uve playing chess
Im being arrogant because you prompted it lmaooo
Yeahh definately I mean I play football,reading books,going to colloge and also preparing for a big exam so its very very hard for me to study chess
I am specifically trolling you I want you to realize that
Ew books wtf
i like to block rude people in here
Bro is irked
Bonglord is pretty chill tbh. You just got trolled.
thats better
Thats actually FM level??
How long uve playing chess Pyruvate
If I were good otb it would be, but unfortunately theyre only loosely correlated
rud epeople all they do in chat rooms is brag
What I mean not chess books literature books
I wanna say 5 years
Ewwww literature and culture
Yeah, blitz isn't classical.
Im drunk gang
they have no personality or humor in them
You reach 2637 in 5 years?
Okay okay I know but you know there are some maybe even IM guys in that rating
Yeah
I've seen GMs at that rating too, lmao.
That's nice
Ofc I know its not the same but still very good achievement
I love jager
Yeah I was playing d4 expecting a grΓΌnfeld
I can believe this bcs its high
I got the bottle yesterday btw
I'm going to kill mysf
Vica56 is a gm at 2100 blitz
When Drunk carlsen arc is coming
I know what you play against Grunfeld, and I didn't want to deal with dumb fianchetto symmetrical line.
Neurosurgeon right here btw
Thats actually pretty low is he a old gm
At least I assume you were going to play that.
Very old
Yeah just a matter of time
The ROOOK
When im a doctor i still intend to be a complete degenerate
Back then there were no things like blitz(less popular) and when he got older it become popular so he didnt become good at this
Yeah I know. There are many examples like that
This poor dude norm weinstein
If you ever feel stupid after blundering your pieces just know that this happens at 2k level
Kinda sad but not everyone is like Korchnoi ofc
It's happens at all levels.
Dude was in top 100 even when he was very old
@everyone did you know we have magnetite crystals in our sensory neurons that allow us to detect changes in magnetic fields subconsciously
Didn't Wei Yi just lost a game because he blundered his Bishop?
Korchnoi wasn't that different
I mean he was still in top 100 when he was old
wasn't that simple of a blunder tbh but i can see everyone making that kind of blunder in online chess
It was pretty simple. Trapped Bishop. 2 move tactic. Just take and play Nd1 to open the line to the Bishop.
Yeah anyways I'm gonna go back to my normally openings from this point forward at least for the next like 3 weeks because I'm gonna play a tournament in about 3 weeks
I mean I saw it instantly and I'm no where near their level.
So you are really majoring in neueoscience
Alright, no problem. I don't mind trying new stuff out.
Neuroscience and biology with a philosophy minor
It's gonna be that same tournament I played last year around the same time of year that you helped me find my opponents online accounts
Was that Chicago Open or the one before?
Chicago open was where he drew the gm
The one before
You know old science people was like this too they were like good at math,pyhsich,biology etc. your situation remind me these guys
Boom boom swindle win
Yeah, I remember that one.
Wrong
compared to the one he sent it's pretty complicated
Im sorry I dont know what you mean
I hope you'll be able to help me find my opponents online accounts again during that event this year. It'd be much appreciated. I'm trying to break NM
All rounders I guess like Da vinci
Its called being curious
If I'm free I'm down.
English is my second language so I couldnt express myself I mean science people lived in old times like Da Vinci,Mozart,Gauss
Yeah it's weekend starting Friday April 24th night through the weekend saturday the 25th and sunday the 26th
I think its just about having curiosity and seeking answers and connections for yourself
Yeah ty
On a whole new level
Not really
I think the lead in the oil really made us underestimate what a natural inclination to learn looks like
An entire generations intellectual capacity shunted

I don't think I have anything going on those dates, but we'll see once I get closer to that date.
In 25th april, I will go to the casino as a volunteer
Yeah thats true once in a time I went to the class with chessboard so I could study in our break and ppl in my class thinking I was showing off
Today I was learning about tarski's philosophical/epistemological contributions. It was my first time hearing about him outside of math
With a chessboard lol
Banach Tarski paradox guy?
Thats what i said lol
Only know him from Vsauce
I only heard his name
Im unfamiliar
why is bonglord so handsome
Probably. Although im more interested in people like David Chalmers and his works
Oh yeah I've heard of this. Never got the hype but also never looked into it deeply
how do i lessen my ego
Take magic mushrooms
yum
Do you use them
I have
he always be using them
Ur good bro
I'm into Najdorf now
Only like twice
Δ°snt it bad for health I mean you probably have more knowledge since you are majoring in neueoscience and biology
Ur thinking weed thats the one im always using
Nope.
ah shoot mb
Psychedelics are the most overstigmatized class of drug by far. Entirely nonaddictive and have been demonstrated to be effective in treating many mental health issues and addictions
The risk is psychosis or HPPD
English is already my second language and now this seems like Chinese too me sorry
i know this one guy whos a mod of a discord server so i lowkey think he has more credentials than you
thats right im back
Reagan administration made them illegal so that they could put hippies in jail because the hippies were against the Vietnam war
Ronald Reagan?
I didnt know that
I study neuroscience and have firsthand experience. I genuinely dont know how someone could have more credentials. Also many of those "shroom bros" are into them for all the wrong reasons
bro do u not remember yesterday
oh
Do I know you or something
Now he has a point
there was this guy debating you in something neuroscience related and he kept saying he was the mod of a philosophy server and therefore had proper credentials
it was the saddest thing ive ever seen
Oh I do vaguely recall that. To be fair he and I seemed to be interested in different aspects of philosophy so he definitely did know stuff I dont
Δ°s Philisophy and neueoscience even realted to each other
Philosophy has many many corners
Neuroscience studies the substrate of consciousness. Philosophy hinges upon the existence of a subjective experience (consciousness) for its substance
Theyre almost two sides of the same coin
Look into David Chalmers
Yeah they are related actually but I just startled when this mod said he is the mod of philosophy server so he has more credibility
I got to talk to this guy about the basis of consciousness before
He is like you
I do admire him yes
What's your plan in the future
To be a neurosurgeon
You are leaking potential bro
And be the first person to do a full head/brain transplant
Not to sound arrogant, but i know how much potential I have. I consider myself to have a moral obligation to achieve that potential and not let it go to waste, so I feel like it is my duty to become a neurosurgeon and do research
Dont know what to say first time seeing someone with this high goals set for himself
I mean, I have 0 doubt that its possible
There's absolutely no reason to believe that a full brain transplant is impossible
Hi
Well for dumb people you probably sound arrogant they like unnecessary humble attitude more I guess
If I weren't a little arrogant I would have probably crashed out long ago
My confidence suits the purpose
I consider it vital
Most based clan tag I ever seen
Sent request
You can fill it your words with your actions
Yeah
Yes, thats my goal
Ive kinda always called my shots
Who to play 1v1
And so I like to keep calling big shots and trying to achieve them
???
lemon π
2v2
Jajaja
L E M O N
It does not excist
bro doesnt know about 2v2 chess
No
With this attitude and curiousty I think you will atleast be in a very decent place
Im currently in a 15 person class that is pretty much just discussing modern cutting edge neuroscience methodology. The stuff I've read is fascinating and has empowered me with knowledge, so now I feel more confident that big things are possible
If my name is Jeremie would you call me Heremie?
No, I dont. I subscribe to the integrated information theory of consciousness, which is considered to be a weak form of panpsychism. When I debated Joseph LeDoux, we didnt see eye to eye. He is a re-representationalist and actually signed off on a formally published letter with many other neuroscientists denouncing the theory i believe in
But it is my opinion that he dedicated all of his life to a certain theory and therefore cant be expected to be open minded to such a groundbreaking concept as the integrated information theory
You're like 1 plank length to believing in Process Theory, and another hair to believing in Chaos Magick.
Thanks. Even if I become a surgeon itll be a success as long as I help lots of people
My boinker gets big when I think about angry birds!!!!
Yeah slightly. But he has done lots of good so he is by no means a failure. He is very well accomplished
Yeah it seems intuitive to me that thats the case
The integrated information theory actually posits a way to calculate/quantify the amount of consciousness something has
I find it to be very convincing
Btw why are you drinking alchol
You're touching a subject Im deeply interested in; do you know the teachings of Alfred North Whitehead?
And also I must say I appreciate it
Although, the most recent version declares itself to be an idealist position. I personally would like to think it can be framed as property dualism where information is a property of physical matter, but it requires rejecting a certain axiom of the theory (which has interesting implications). So it does seem to have at least a paradox or two, but its far more intuitive and convincing than anything else I've read
Howdy, Chat
Makes me feel good and im a utilitarian. Therefore I have a moral obligation to drink to make myself happy
what the hell are u guys talking about in the #π¬γ‘chess-talk
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