#💬〡chess-talk
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Yes
ADHD and anger issues are subject
he's a cop, and you better show him respect
yeah they never really laugh when i do it
I have a very interesting question
Sorry trash 
What is it
can you finish the whole chess.com puzzles in a day
sometimes i punch my head decently hard to make blood flow to the head and make me smarter
Yes
he puts his life and limb in danger daily, if he wants to get drunk and beat his wife and kids so be it. he's just doing what 60% of his colleagues do too
Racist on his kids
ok 👍
amen
I smoke weed so I don't beat my wife and children
Wait i have a gif but i have to go back to my main
add alcohol to the mix and try beating them its life changing
Joe rogan quote rite or dana white
I do not respect your untrue opinion
I always thought Joe Rogan and Dana White are the same people until a few months ago.
Nvm i lost the gif sorry
roe joegan, Wana dhite
you met me at a very brazilian time in my life
Why
lol
aw
and how do y'all deal w the anger after losing coz of INTERNET ISSUES
I don't
u give the vibe that u have their haircut
Losing is a state of mind
baldy
its a ufc gif idk why it didnt embed
I am bald :c
My sister is one room away from me
skill issue is fine, i can learn from it, but losing coz of shit out of my control is where i crash out so darn hard
inc is bad my dude
U can always get a better wifi connection
I annoy the absolute crap out of her
Without even trying
o thank gosh it's actually sfw
its alright baldy
yea but that loss is so darn annoying
my kids keep throwing cheese slices and sticking them to my head
I wake up daily with a cheese afro
return the favor
beatable offense
bruh
Hmm good question.
I will destroy you
thats what i say to my kids
wat
before i beat them
If magnum carsen the ches win, how is the rook oetrosiam pipi
That's not a valid Chess move
wat is oetrosiam pipi
my kids handed me a drawing that looked like this
You know what I did?
I beat them
"big shot"
my dude's obsessed with billy joel
First time doing a Greek gift sacrifice https://www.chess.com/game/166747965566
Yes
weird al?
are you asking whom?
no i know

weird al is a cool dude. not on the list
he's not really
I'm a nerd
just a parody musician
normal al was tho
He makes originals too
they got my boy al
i'd love to have someone (preferably a lady that is good at chess and at teaching chess) this obsessed with me
he's more of a music nerd who has made parodies but also makes originals all the time
we are all chess nerds here
O-okay
lol
i skipped the basics and went into the advanced 🤑🔥
Did somebody say chess nerd
(puzzles)
YEAAAAAAAH
we are all that
Hey what a coincidence me too
bruh it won't
hi mommy
lolz
wat
opening with mommy never works, you need to determine if they're secretly into it first
Hello
you need to skewer the king with the bishop to take the queen out 😔
for one success
Noted for never
Oop
Anybody know me?
Didn't mean to ping
No
no
Hello Trevor
oh
ok
My name is Travis
u gotta be subtle
scott
I was THIS CLOSE
yeah
imma go destroy 9 year old IMs (I'm joking but I hope I can someday)
same
Do it right now if you have too
Soon
son I'm 240 elo
i do that everyday when i beat my lovely children
yea
And zero is nothing
Well daughter, you can always Stockfish
So you got this!!!
kermit read your pronouns and it sounds like roddy rich
Rate my mate
my elo doesn't determine if I am good, my tactics determines me if i am good or not
She/her trans?
lets talk about the sexism thats rampant in high level chess
What
Like why is GM and WGM two different titles?
That's what I'm saying 
im gonna drive a car to my chess tournament
one for woman one for sigma
It's mostly an autism thing
I beleive it’s because there are less women in chess and therefore less women at every level
yo
peak reference snubbed
Please don't
why can;t i send images?
sigma elementary school
Other way around
to me, it always struck me like professional cooking. The misogyny says cooking is a womans thing, but there's almost no professional chefs, and it's hard for them to break through the sexism and become world famous chefs
But yes
who are you?
I lowk wanna beat fabiano if I am good
wait wrong person
i didd bruuh
i participated in my first fide rated tournament is it good?
hi kagnus marlsen
Did u win
What
The reason why there is a WGM title is because of autism. Women with autism are usually proven to know a little bit about many different things, but men are known to know a lot about very specific things. So that is one of the reasons I found
nice
bruh just play the box
its free right
Get that done soon if you feel obliged
you gotta pay for it, every 1 year
really?
ya
does uscf cover my id fee?
bro
You crashed the car, didn't you?
idk either i haven't got one
that's why you need to STOP being drunk
No
The drinking needs to stop
drunk magnus is better than me
oh wow i guess i got it for free then
And no, the Rook doesn't do that
bishops do
I think drunk Magnus only works on chess,com because it won’t let you do illegal moves
BWAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If they won’t let him wear jeans imagine him coming in even a little tipsy
BOCCHI
this guy knows ball
I will forever think of Ilo every time I see this
She used to be my pfp
bro on seniors but ive already moved onto teachers like too slow smh
bocchi guitar girl
I don’t think I ever finished watching
I gotta do that
Trans actually
better than a 67 bro
Chess is queer
for you
oh
yo: gurt
gurt: yo
oh
earth in big 26 💔
The quality slightly increased
Oh were they talking about me?
I feel so bad for you
Always neglected in the opening
are you the real Fischer cuz I wanna sacrifice my life every time I see you
I think, but it is unbeknownst to me
im his pawn bro
you can be the c pawn
no
but e pawn is taken already
I like Kasparov more tbh
can I be the f pawn
yes
24 year world reigning champion
can i be x pawn?
sure
can I be the 67 pawn
JS BE ANYTHING THAN e ORD
I wanted the F pawn
My cousin 1f4, I am a fellow f pawn lover
1f5 mg beloved
can I be ng1
D4
D5
C4
<3
sure
UMA MUSUME
So we have epawn, dpawn, f pawn, x pawn for some reason and Nf1?
no it's ng1
Hi, we have tournament at Saturday 8:00 PM if anyone want to join please dm
i am 6 foot and 7 inches
the kings knight just say
log out of life.com
do i get money?
ok
Not yet, but in the future maybe we will have prize
let me know when you guys start giving out prizes
everytime i see that i remember when i had to dance this in front of EVERYONE in kindergarten grand hall with 500 parents, 200 kids for each grade
Please stop this madness
you should stop with these
Oh you poor soul what
these are quirky its peak
i wonder if i can beat martin with blindfold pieces
They are so sigma
its still a dear trauma to me
B-Blindfolded pieces?
It’s just drunk Magnus
Don’t listen
He’s only like 2500 when he’s drunk
So bad
Listening is making me lose braincells in a good way
Agreed
and he blundered his queen in 7 moves
When many people will join our team and tournaments then we can organize
dear god
how drunk are u to have 150 elo
very drunk
damn
Dang it
Braincell number two replicated
Probably Martin
he already blundered his queen
Martin replicated himself
You mean sacrificed my dear Magnus
im here
Nighty night
Don't let the chaos bite 
a rook moves diagonally
hi here im devrex
No no Magnus
😎
A rook moves horizontally and vertically mag
no it doesnt

emory tate alekine defense variation how do we feel about it boys
also u have to connect your account to discord to send images right
Yeah
A rare character break for drunk Magnus
how do i do it
Connect your account?
no im very drunk because i already did it 4 times and i cant
You have to type / connect
how
/ connect
/ connect
Without the space
/coonect
/ connect without the space

its not working
Bro's trolling
Will you become gm
4
7
4
I will beat Maggi
912418279786684447
carlsen
im better than stockfish
I think he’s just a little too tipsy
i got conncted
how do i get stockfish
yuoppie
You’re doing great champ 👍
Maybe you’ll be better than me someday
Stockfish is a start though
guys does anyone wanna wager?
im not downloading stockfih
Drunk Magnus don’t fall for it 💔
i lost a game i wanted to win so bad😔
anyone wanna wager 5$
but how tf does anyone understand this
im gonna have a stroke reading this
oh god help call 911
who wanna 1v1 for 5$
wager me
Hi huzz
tf
Yeah what
mods
can we sacrifice 2 bishops
no sack the king
I like knight sacks more
can't
yeah u can
But bishops are nice too
HOLY HECK I SACRIFICED MY QUEEN
Any reason
Hi
oh but it was a blunder
get him kicked
gunned your lame
Pride people are the coolest peoples
get him kicked, kidnapped and sell his organs to the cartels and while still keeping him alive and turn him into a ultimate megatron that gets spitballed everyday
if mr levy rosman himself was helping you in a chess game you would still lose
Our saviour🥹
Okay that might be a little too far
holy heck i didnt know that gif would chaange like that
I DIDN:"T KNOW IT WOULD CAHNGE
you made me shit myself
ME TOO
omhg
just one more thing in common with the big M
i call every frog a bee
tf happened to the minions
i dont know they got
blackflied or colorflied
Bros melting
Cute
WAIT
when you say open you lips close
and when you say close your lips stay open
💀
THEN WHY DOES OPEN MEAN OPEN WHEN IT CLOSES AND WHY DOES CLOSE MEAN CLOSE WHEN IT OPENS
trust role
Bro is not albert epstein
How do I get it
wrong stein
do / trust
why tho
i am suing yOU
YES YOU
WHAT
NO
WAIT I CONNECTED MY ACCOUNT
HE DIDNT GIVE ME NITRO FOR 500 YEARS
Can i grt 100 years nitro
ill share
bro
Ill send u feet pics
YOOO MAGNUS IS UNDER 500
I KNEW I HAD A CHANCE AT THE WORLD TITLE
DONNT FALL FOR IT
HE SUCK ASS
Nuh uh
Don’t talk down on the champion of the gays you neglected piece
Mustard been the wind
he is drunk
Are you okay drunk Magnus
😭
he is drunk guys
mustard been the wind 😔
Don’t listen to Fischer d pawn’s mean words
Looks to me like white just resigned
He’s just jealous
Yae miko pfp do u play genshin
it isnt looking too good
Yes my fellow gay
holy sacrifice the bishop
on f7 promise its good

Sadly I haven’t been able to in quite a while with the chess grind and all
ah yes drunk magnus carlson
magnesium calcium bro
WHAT IS MARTIN DOING
What server u on
queens already gone
DID YOU ACTUALLY SACRIFICE THE BISHP?
i did
YAYAYAY
idk what the point of the move was tho
it was suppose to make the king unsafe or smth i dont remember well
Uhh idk
i call all frogs bees
That’s nice
💀
It’s like 2 am I’m tired okay 😭
im so good at chess smh
Holy shit ive been playing genshin for 4 years
Oh wait is the server like where you are
Yeah kinda you know on the login screen it lets you choose the server, its usually defaulted to the closest one
martin trash
i forked martin
Damn I got a brilliant with stock fish 18 with nnue 14 move depth
Yea yea yea its North America 😭
Awh oh well
Whats this app called
And also why so long for Martin
martin is trash
Flexing a martin game too 💔 
cuz js incase i lose i can win on hiim on time
Bots don’t use time like that though
watch this ill beat the mechanical turk
no
THEY DO YOU DONT KNOW ANYTING ABOUT MY PAST BEE
I won ageinst stockfish 18 with time yall
Stale mates go br
I had to bully my 700 friend just a little bit
1 crown probably
We’re still friends luckily
two
i swear bro
Yo what this
wait is cheating on bots also can get you canceled
I got the setup mate against him too
Guys i got a brilliant with stockfish 18.1 with nnue it may seem easy but its hard af compared to getting a brilliant on chess.com that uses stockfish 16 with nnue
sigma
I had 95% accuracy
Hi
K-a5
should i do it
sure but if you beat it ur js spamming hints pro
Lmao I got 98% accuracy against a 1.4k
@restive cave you basically played without a rook and 3 pawns
why cant i send gif
en passontt!!?!??!
ennn passontt!?!?!?!
Ye
IM SO PEAK BRO
how to get them
Bro is not ayanokoji
/trust.

Try again vro
You have to connect first
I been dreaming about her
mxm
i am connected
do /trust but without the dot
lmao
the chess.com bot says The application did not respond
hi alice
Hey
try to connect ur account
ootd
who did th epregnant emoji
Im still in bed
wazap
Shhh
I miss her
im gonna beat the vish
What do I do if my opponents keep disconnecting 😭🙏🏼
That what I said about queen Elizabeth the 1st
show
Thats what I said then I got tied up by the man saying hes gonna give me candy
are u playing chess on ur bed
i am connected but the trust command still doesnt work
No im typing on discord
oh
what?
I feel like she so close yet so far
why am i cooking the vish
Also why is it in Hebrew
ya gotta be js using stockfish bro
im not
on my gold fishes life
@slim gulch come before i delete
wait is it a brillant move
but im in hebrew server
How abt I do that at your house instead
lets not talk about this
Lol
Are u israeli
Gang its not its just a cover you her the nword
it's very very bad
I'm coming
TF DOES ALLAT MEAN
Pov u irl
I DONT KNOWo
i cant say where im from sorry
I NKOW DONT KNOW IM NOT A GENUIS FOR SAKES IM A PAWN
This u gng
haha d pawn
sure
oh really bro why did u search it up
fishers d
people have the tendancy to recognise people the same as them when they clearly arent
pawn
Damb I feel baf for your mom then
So probably 🇮🇱
why aer you even talking about my mom 😭
theres no context
bro if i speak hebrew it doesnt mean im from isreal
any player above 1900 wanna playh 10 min unrated
Lmao nope gng I aint fat
Is Levy best coach?
send photos
Lay vie
so am i what makes you assume that i am
AHM...
Hard to type i got a small phone tbh
send photos like alice bro
Gng sure
for rook sacs
what does talking about my mom and having a small phone have to do with anything
👍
😭
Hi lol
my username is diabolical 💀
Yes of course)
yes hi
Ok
lmao
pintreest
Hard to type alot of typos
w picture in the back
i trolled my grandma yesterday
holy shit
Search it up u need another pic of me gng
U vished his anand
holy moly bro
send without cloth so i make sure ur not fat ur tummy could be hiding
the vish was pawn
ed
i "trolled" my grandma by throwing a brick at her 80-year old grandfather clock (she didnt really like the "troll")
💀 gng im not sure if thats alowed in this server lol
js a prank bro
totally
Also ig u dont think its me
bro used his mind abilities (st reference btw)
Lol send ur self then gng 🤣
New rapid peak
Bluetooth kitten fight
are you predator?
This is the Chess.com profile of emperorprasanna. Take a look!
Name: Prasanna Shrestha (emperorprasanna)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2233 (peak)
Blitz: 2148 (2301 peak)
Bullet: 2403 (2440 peak)
This is the Chess.com profile of emperorprasanna. Take a look!
Name: Prasanna Shrestha (emperorprasanna)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2233 (peak)
Blitz: 2148 (2301 peak)
Bullet: 2403 (2440 peak)
how much
i actually just beat the vish lol
私信我
Gng no
om
Nice profile
mine is better
i did
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 649 (1005 peak)
Blitz: 364 (607 peak)
Bullet: 468 (599 peak)
Why not in English gng
Thanks
translate
What is the free trash talker bot?
W vr head sets tbh
Ik gng u said dm me
ok
Name: 404 error access denied (cgm-01)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1991 (2007 peak)
Blitz: 1143 (1607 peak)
Bullet: 557 (737 peak)
im bad at bullet
...
aint no way 1v1 me
im good at time managment
Me too I swear I am only bad coz of my internet
im scared bruh
Same gng
type shi bro u js cheated 😭
but ok
Nah i aint gonna dm a random stranger pictures in my stomic the some predator sh1t
drunk mangus whats ur elo
what is ur user
pls dont make fun of me
670
||123||
nvm
i understand but if you change ur mind sometime yk 😉
ur not mangus
Lol bro makes fun of me but cant even send a picture of him self lmao
yeah im magnus not mangus
ofc he isnt manus he is drunk magnus
excuse me
mangus
huh
drunk magnus***
mangus vs magnus
mangos
smh cuz im not gon send my picture on a server with random strangers like you said
sory
chat
#opendms 😜
magnus vs driunjkm mnuages
Gang cover ur face like I did it blocked modern face tracker
hm
sure
Ill wait
smh you decided to talk about my mom and call lit a typo
with a small phone you covered your huge ass face with that shi and you expect me to believe that?

w
its a brilliant move trust
true
you cant take cuz if you do the king gon march towards the queen and have a affair
I have the meta qest 3 personally im thinking abt tearing it down and replacing the motherboard with 512gb of storage and switching the cpu to a snap dragon x
martin is so bad that i can beat him while beatboxing on a harmonica, spinning a basketball on a book, and juggling 2 bowling pins all at the same time
no rAM?
ragebait
I recently found a good deal on ram i bought it
ngl upgrading storage is fine, but upgrading/changing the chipset is kinda risky, the current cpu in there is good enough to run all the games in the store, plus u could use steam vr to play using your pc cpu (plus u can get mods)
What's wrong with these people, reporting people left n right for no reason 🙄
FREE WIILL
What if innocent people suffer because of this
skill issue
Yea i plan on pcvr that one of the main reasons of me building a pc actually
appeal ig
who cares
no they dont
name?
I do because that guy reported me
What
Also my laptop is great but it gets as hot as the sun
its able to play chess then it good
Yea but for vr
having an i5 12700f is more than enough to play vr games (plus its not that expensive) i personally have an i7 12700f and i can play minecraft, edit videos, stream obs, and have a vr game open in the background 💀
play otb
Ig I won't be banned because my games aren't that great,I m pretty sure I might've done lotsa mistakes n inaccuracies
Also I plan on building a pc i alredy bought ram and some other stuff
lol
tf is that
over the board
magnus aint mangusing
what is that
tbh u gotta checkmate bro
wow
tournaments ig
over the board chess
Yea im building pc with a 7600 cpu anf i belive a 7060 gpu
holy good deal (in this economy, before it would cost 100 bucks)
Za moon
I mean 9060
you know how to build a pc?
Gpu
Ye
i have hever heard of a 7600 cpu, perhaps you could elaborate, 7060 gpu is goated
@still rapids why did u send me a friend request
Wow,crazy work
who is sigma here
catfisher
its pretty easy actually if u search up in yt
prob
okey
why do bullet players take so long to move bro
There r even games on how to build pc 😂, never tried it though,that may help if u wanna build
imma try it
speed acting like he part of the group
Picked up cube after couple years, forgot PLL 🥀
I mean 9060 gpu its amd I was gonna get the 5060ti but the 9060 performs a ton better for cheeper and the 7600 its a solid gpu for am5
Is it better or the rubix cube
This is cursed wtf
who watches caldruki v]here
idk
me
Is it a vampire show or something
Ty
henrique
can you say the full name of the gpu (eg rx 6750 xt)
Probably but I alredy got a gf at thr moment
OC RX9060 and a AMD 5 7600
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Lol
you mixed up the order i think try R U R' U' F2 L' U2 B R2 D' F U' L2 B' R' D2
The tournament is it like top player gonna qualify or it will be like tournament?top 4 players play n then two winners will play to decide the winner?
wats pom hub
youtube
tAG THE MODS
but ripoff version
<@&745328830649991179>
your gpu is pretty damn good (close to mine, which is an rx6750 xt) ur gonna be at a cpu bottleneck
bruh
WHATS HAPPNEING
WATS POMHUB
i got a 282 bullet rating lets gooo
W
timed out for a week
No acutely it isnt gonna be bottlenecks the gpu and cpu run almost the exact same speed
who'd you time out?
CALLED IT 
Hi hru
the pornhub dude
what ram, and how much (ram is expensive af btw)

guys so why is the word open mean open when your lips close?
im good hbu loki son of odin
garbage trucks
ahh
Ddr5 6000 cl36 I think 32gb
that's fair
Lol im also good abt go bed soon tbh
321 ELO IN BULLET OMG
thats good, ig you got urself a mid-high tier setup
who do yall think will win candidates
peakk
IVE WON BY TIME ONLY
prob fabi
if hikaru wins it its gonna be iconic
who do you WANT to win tho
also true i bet if hikaru wins and gets world champ magnus will come back
PLEASE
me
Yea im going fot a 1500 build so mid pice but high performance is plan to play at 1440p so avg of 150 frames plus I belive for most games that like cyberpunk
but not gon happen tho
nordibek for sure
wait didnt nordibekj
have a little whimsy
ahh 273 i lost
get elminated or am i js stupid rn
Me some how even if im not in the championship lol
at 1440p ur gonna get over 500 frames (dont ask me how i know, i just know)
i stopped playing bullet cause i suck 
he didnot if i'm not mistaken
just flag your opponent 🥹
hmm lemme see i thought sindarov js eliminated him ahh my memory sucks
im good at rapid and blitz but bullet aint it
This is the Chess.com profile of anittadrink. Take a look!
Name: Luísa (anittadrink)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: True
Streamer: True
Rapid: 1798 (1830 peak)
Blitz: 1671 (1768 peak)
Bullet: 1309 (1460 peak)

he did get eliminated in candidates hes gon
no such thing
pretty sure he got eliminated by sindarov
he’s still there he just got no chance
On some games depends the game and I know but depending on games like im talking cyber punk
literally bobby fischer
das js telling a ded perosn you can be alive js breath
oh wow mods are so nice here
bobby fischer is his servant
on cyberpunk ur not gonna get 500 frames 💀 (closer to like 100)
holy evan is alive
"if you're homeless, just buy a house" ahh comment
i get confused between sindarov and nordibek but okey
kk
vro i would
like to do puzzles
but its midnight vro
racist
two different people ❤️ hope I helped
go sleep
dont come on i dont wanna mod rn
im chatting 
Ik thats why I said like a avg of 150 on cyber punk
280 elo im good
how
you can do it bro i play ed like 3 games of evans gambit
What now?
i don't even mean to be racist bro
ayo vro evans
mentioned less go
he is saying that all asians are the same 😠
AHHHH I CANT I HAVE TO TRY MY SELF WAIT LEMME GET MY CUBE
doesnt that suck
I had an engine analyze a game and atleast one of the moves was brillant but it flagged it as a blunder ;-;
isnt that b4
kind of yes cuz u js spam b4 and c3
turn the damn corners and call it a day (i know how to do it but im too lazy to describe the process)

i never said that
vro wym evans
gambit is goated
holy time difference
i can infer
cause in your level they always plah h5 anyway
thats a whole timezone bro
R U2 R' F2 U' L B2 R2 U2 F' D R2 U' L' U2 B' R D' F2 U
rapid?
no bullet
our level 
bullet is a variant
whats ur elo
play Real Chess
307
bullet is easier to get elo than rapid
































































1. e4 d5 2. [exd5] Nf6 3. Nf3 e5 4. Nxe5 Qe7 5. d4 Nxd5 6. Bc4 c6 7. O-O h5 8. Re1 h4 9. Bg5 Qxg5 10. Nf3+ Be7 11. Nxg5 f5 12. Qe2
sigh i should delete this
Why

yall have like 40 seconds to join if yall want cause im cool or whatever
cuz its lichess in a chesscom
did it 🤧
cause rules
Literally other members does that
WWWWW
you trippin.but if it did sound racist then i'm sorry,i do think sindarov will win candidates in my opinion
abhorrent ❤️
Especially those who has trusted roles
join what?
IT WORKED THO
now do throw it out your window
I SWEAR F2 L' U2 B2 R U' R2 F' U2 L2 D B' R U' F2 L' D2 R2 U WORKS IT WORKS
anyone know if there's a reason he resigned based on this
this was my 5th blitz lmao
how do you comprehend those ancient greek lookin' ahh heiroglyphs
vro which is
better in endgames
knight or bishop
"all of the above" but bishop is better
Isn't lichess related to chess? So it should be allowed to show games from lichess
R means right or stuff js learn it yourself in yt
All uzbekistans' feeling will hurt now 
there was a lichess game. if yall wanna send an other chess platform link just ask if anyone wanna play and then dm them the link 
rather not
Now time to solve the 9x9 👽
ayo fr vro?
i like knights more
because they can hop
so i dont have to delete stuff 
68 by 68
cuz rules
knights are slow bishops are fast



