💬〡chess-talk

[uneven turret]

I gotta be shit at chess (2300) first

[hot junco]

Then I suggest dont play rn when I play for my personal elo record I always losed that last match

[uneven plover]

I got too creative, I thought I could get away with it.

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kageyama (kageyama63)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kageyama (kageyama63)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1057 (1134 peak)
Blitz: 1346 (peak)

[burnt loom]

50 in other site puzzle "rush" and 31 in chesscom puzlerush

[mortal bronze]

nice

[dense crow]

bro i got 0 to 2400 in 10 min

[heady gale]

different format

[magic shard]

you got this in the bag

[tawdry patio]

Finally!

[heady gale]

my goat

[burnt loom]

yea

[sharp jolt]

Let's try blitz

[tawdry patio]

alright, who wants to play chess

[potent gulch]

Was the trust role right? Idk why do we have two step verification XD

[drowsy fog]

Not me 🥚

[echo sinew]

This is pretty nice

[burnt loom]

also can only do chesscom puzzlerush once a day

[tawdry patio]

Yeah, lol

[heady gale]

i can do 2 😏

[potent gulch]

Knew it lol, I got confused at the first time I joined too

[mortal bronze]

yes. but if you do lichess puzzle storm you can do it as many times as you want

[tawdry patio]

Wanna play?

[burnt loom]

yea i have 50 in that

[potent gulch]

My phone is running out of battery 🥺💔, but you can add me and we can play tomorrow if you want!! My user there is AprocuraYT

[heady gale]

@burnt loom if u rixx up one of the mods they give u extra attempt everyday 😏

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aprocurayt

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1948 (1989 peak)
Blitz: 1727 (1808 peak)
Bullet: 1413 (1524 peak)

[burnt loom]

ok thanks for help ill try that

[frail turret]

“Chess is like a hole in the middle of a dirt mound. It just leaves you wondering…. How many ants are in there??”

[heady gale]

you're welcome

[wooden sphinx]

It actually looks like it almost could have likebyou can win the piece back but you'd be down a pawn in the end

[tawdry patio]

Sure!

[heady gale]

anybody know who the 1st place is in the candidates so far?

[potent gulch]

It's Fabi! 🔥 You better win the candidates

[uneven plover]

It’s honestly a stupid decision too, I have no time, I shouldn’t try to complicate things like that.

[echo sinew]

Yo why do I suck so bad and then as soon as I get one attack I play perfectly

[hot junco]

Fabi and some others share this but I think either Fabi or Sindarov/Pragg will win this

[main owl]

Drink and drive is illegal.

[steady moon]

Bluebaum

[burnt loom]

hikaru

[turbid heath]

the people in the vc are really saying some bad things

[heady gale]

oki

[tawdry patio]

What?

[heady gale]

nah its legal in my country

[proven wave]

Where?

[wooden sphinx]

Maybe you were worried you'd just be down a pawn if you didn't find something crazy like that?

[lilac fulcrum]

wtf is this disrespect opening (he won)

[hot junco]

Bluebaum sweep is coming

[turbid heath]

in study lounge 1

[main owl]

"Ask them to stop!" - My high school teacher.

[heady gale]

nia stfu

[main owl]

😭

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/palmbee-palm-nom

[potent gulch]

Oh my...I fear what's it cuz once I saw people cheating by helping each other to find the best move live and no mods were online and when one popped up he said nothing 😭💔

[heady gale]

why are there cream all over her face?

[potent gulch]

Cake

[turbid heath]

@potent gulch looks like i found a furry

[potent gulch]

Cuz she ate the cake

[trail vortex]

KID is supposed to be a risk taken by black to increase chances of a decisive game when a player with the black pieces wants to create a mess or wants to win, it does not get railed by every sideline, if it did it would not have been used as a surprise weapon at high level chess even today, Literally recently in Tata Steel 2026 game Sindarov won with KID playing against the makagonov variation in classical time control

[potent gulch]

Yeahhhh XD heyyyy

[heady gale]

oh what cake?

[turbid heath]

hii we're twinning

[kindred crypt]

Dude took 4 years to respond to this

[potent gulch]

Oh myyyy, I just saw your tag, heyyyy thereeeee twinnn

[potent gulch]

The one on her hand

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-yayyyy-cat-happy-goober-gif-10543488045239200680

[heady gale]

what a piece of cake!

[kindred crypt]

My guy took 1 win from 1 tournament to justify a whole ass opening 😭

[turbid heath]

this is my gif now

[hot junco]

What are they saying

[turbid heath]

cant say it here otherwise i'd get banned

[potent gulch]

Loll, gif stolerr grrr, XD, we can share

[glass tartan]

😕

[proven wave]

For now they are not talking about anything bad

[heady gale]

just filter it

[hot junco]

Oh right sorry

[cinder igloo]

i just hit 130 days streak

[uneven plover]

Either way, it was dumb in my part.

[heady gale]

n word? f word?

[turbid heath]

i can tell you in private messages what devesto said

[burnt loom]

c word

chess

[heady gale]

what is the c word

[slim hawk]

Any wonderful people want to practice some rapid 15/10 - im 600

[potent gulch]

Chess apparently

[proven wave]

Sure. Also it would help if you have a recording of that .

[turbid heath]

i can try getting one real quick

[potent gulch]

Idk why but everytime you say something you give me titled chess player vibes

[proven wave]

Sure

[slim hawk]

haha what? xD

[heady gale]

oh man

[potent gulch]

OUHH

[heady gale]

why would they say that

[potent gulch]

Lolll idk either XD

[red sparrow]

my elo dropped from 590 to 570 today

[proven wave]

Please keep this chat about chess. And don't discuss swear words

[hot junco]

Are you trolling us dude so are you a secret gm

[slim hawk]

Top tip for reading messages, always assume the least negative interpretation, its often not the other one

[slim hawk]

if by GM you mean gigantic muppet

[modern olive]

What opening is the best for 1400

[heady gale]

london system

[burnt loom]

oh wait i forgot there was actually a bad meaning of that

[proven wave]

There is no best opening in chess

[modern olive]

Is queen gamvits good?

[hot junco]

D4 systems are solid if you play solid

[heady gale]

no

[proven wave]

Yes

[slim hawk]

maybe

[burnt loom]

play something that isnt a trap

[heady gale]

do not sacrifice queens

[modern olive]

@proven wave just to beat everyone on my level

[proven wave]

Depending on your play styles

[heady gale]

if you can beat every 1400 you wouldnt be 1400

[burnt loom]

kings gambit lol

[hot junco]

Yeah thats the only right answer from a wise man

[turbid heath]

@mental loom @vocal musk @balmy stump if you guys would leave the call so they wouldnt be scared of breaking the rules again it would be very appreciated

[vocal musk]

again?

[heady gale]

what is this grammar

[turbid heath]

yeah please just leave so i can record them this time to send proof to a moderator

[stable field]

haven’t spoke here in a minute

[trail vortex]

that was not even 4 days ago lil vro

[kindred crypt]

All this just to dodge the fact that the kings indian is unsound

[heady gale]

@kindred crypt how are you holding so far?

[kindred crypt]

heavy withdrawals

[heady gale]

i failed mine

[kindred crypt]

Currently coping with clash

[kindred crypt]

🙏 😭

[potent gulch]

Lol but yeah you do gimme chess titled player vibe

[heady gale]

its been more than a week 😔

[stable field]

oh

[hot junco]

Wait a minute are you trying to stop playing blitz because you are addicted to it haha thats actually makes sense

[slim hawk]

most chill piece flinger this side of the nile

[kindred crypt]

It feels like cillian has been here for ages

[untold agate]

Bruh

[kindred crypt]

i remember him when i was 1100

[heady gale]

what is he now?

[slim hawk]

ive only got worse since then

[kindred crypt]

idk ask him

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/huggy-wuggy-kissy-missy-and-gif-27456970

[potent gulch]

Thx XD just being honest

[slim hawk]

Ive gone from 800 to 600

[kindred crypt]

anyways back to clash

[steady moon]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-golem-sneaky-golem-sneaky-golem-in-the-pocket-gif-2425767250376705080

[untold agate]

I kinda forget what this was called amh

[potent gulch]

Ouch, that happens to everyone actually, all levels maybe with the exception for the top 10 in the world

[heady gale]

average mega knight user

[hot junco]

Still you must be having the most fun compared to above 1400 and rest I remember my 800 rated times good old days

[kindred crypt]

lowkey gave me a dopamine rush

[heady gale]

yo why u using mega knight? 😭

[kindred crypt]

like i said i was bored

[turbid heath]

@proven wave do you mind checking private messages?

[hot junco]

I stil love the game but it was more good when there were blunders in every move

[heady gale]

get corns instead

[slim hawk]

exactly, I dont study, I just try to figure it out on my own, as futile as it is proving

[stable field]

.

[hot junco]

I hope its not that what I thought

[potent gulch]

Awww :c

[heady gale]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-corn-corn-corn-kid-corntastic-love-corn-gif-26433946

[stable field]

oh

[heady gale]

of course its not!

what were you thinking? can you explain?

[hot junco]

Dude you are not giving me good vibes :d with n-word f-word questions and then with this I thought something else ofc

[low lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/roar-bear-gif-11281135

[vocal musk]

if someone is breaking rules please ping the servermod

[untold agate]

You thought of a orn that starts with P on it?

[vast token]

Wth is youe elo ?

[heady gale]

i didnt do anything 😠

[hot junco]

He said dopamine Rush so yeah

[uneven plover]

Snitches get stitches.

[ebon arrow]

I have a 48 streak on puzzles and do lessons daily, and I'm stillz at 200 elo, any tipz?

[untold agate]

Damn

[vocal musk]

yea ok buddy

[heady gale]

i just said eat corns for alternative dopamine

[hot junco]

Okay okay mb mr.gentleman :d

[idle oracle]

play better moves

[untold agate]

Blunder, you should've said "i said i eat corns to get an alternative dopamine" for excellent moves

[heady gale]

play london system

[hot junco]

Watch old games(morphy,capanlanc,reti)

[idle oracle]

this also

[heady gale]

and dont do lessons

[ebon arrow]

SO SMART, I'm genuinely so dumb for not trying that, tysm

[kindred crypt]

Wanna play a game? Im 200 aswell

[ebon arrow]

When I have free time maybe

At work rn

[heady gale]

where?

[steady moon]

always some “When you see a good move, look for a better one” ahh advice 😭 🥀

[heady gale]

you said something ! 😍

[naive seal]

Hello guys

[brazen rain]

study the sicilian

[reef venture]

any puzzles for the goat

[heady gale]

why u get locked out

[hot junco]

Sometimes I think there must be a better alternative option and things go wild position gets complicated and I lose

[hot junco]

Rocket science more easy compared to that sicilian theory

[heady gale]

i love sacking pieces

[steady moon]

alright buddy

[heady gale]

what?

its just a short for sacrificing 😊

[wicked flume]

omg @heady gale

[heady gale]

hi

[hot junco]

I mean you know exactly what you are doing bro

[tight orbit]

this was sweet

[tawdry patio]

Anyone up for a game?

[heady gale]

wdym

[tawdry patio]

10+0?

[tawdry patio]

Wanna play?

[hot junco]

"I am innocent wdym" ahh moment🥀 😢

[heady gale]

i dont know any dark stuff

[hot junco]

Yeah I am definately sure

[hot junco]

Maybe one match if you wanna play

[vocal musk]

@native is locked out

[tawdry patio]

What is your rating?

[trail vortex]

if it were unsound why would it be played at the highest levels even today

[hot junco]

1950 you?

[tawdry patio]

1000

[hot junco]

You may get bored bcs I also get bored when I play against 2150 guys

I mean a stronger or weaker opponent

[tawdry patio]

No, I feel adrenaline when I play with stronger players

[hot junco]

Okay we can play so

[fluid crow]

Must have been the wind

[tawdry patio]

that was not wind bro 🥀

[tawdry patio]

user?

[hot junco]

This is my username enesyuksel55

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/they-will-never-believe-you-dog-smile-smug-smug-smile-gif-3933752928822020018

[wicked flume]

Hi guys

[hot junco]

I just said but enesyuksel55

[tawdry patio]

sent

[fluid crow]

Hello!

[wicked flume]

Anyone want opening lessons

[fluid crow]

For free????

[upbeat brook]

You are the opening man?

[fluid crow]

Me me me !

[wicked flume]

yes

[kindred crypt]

If you consider 100 games “played” in the 2500+ database you would be correct i suppose

[naive seal]

Hi someone want to play and give me advices

[kindred crypt]

100 games in the last year for the 2nd most popular openings is pretty sad @trail vortex

[fluid crow]

What’s a good opening?

[naive seal]

currently 250

[forest horizon]

Mmm

[wicked flume]

for <1600 London works very fine

That's all you need for White under 1600

[forest horizon]

What Abt Italian game

[fluid crow]

🙁 omg do i look like a lowly 1600

[wicked flume]

ok lol for you

I would suggest French Defence or O'Kelly Sicilian or 1.e4 e5 for Black

Nimzo-Indian & Vienna QGD

for White you can play the London, or you can play 1.e4 with a lot of different openings, Ruy Lopez, Open/Closed Sicilian, even Alapin works, against Caro I recommend Advance, against French I suggest 3.Nc3.

[steady moon]

is bongcloud good as white

[wicked flume]

hell no lol

[steady moon]

why

[wicked flume]

its trash

[fluid crow]

Ok I’ll learn the French gotta connect with my ancestor’s roots

[vestal coyote]

definitely

[steady moon]

why is it trash Magnus played it

[kindred crypt]

Blitz should be the only acceptable rating for general use tbh

[vestal coyote]

use london system

[kindred crypt]

Said every player ever

[fluid crow]

3 min + 10min

[vestal coyote]

i love d4

[forest horizon]

Are u mangus?

[steady moon]

no lmao

[short token]

i js hit 2000 elo 🥺✌️

[vestal coyote]

london is peak

[kindred crypt]

[fluid crow]

Congrats! 🥳

[wicked flume]

okay ill send you the study

[fluid crow]

Yippy!

[vestal coyote]

chat

jynxzi said his goal is to be as good as magnus

[quartz garnet]

@bright pike

[steady moon]

yes

[vestal coyote]

[wicked flume]

https://lichess.org/study/spty8Dc9

[fluid crow]

My grandma would beat him she’s never played before

[quartz garnet]

hey!!! ur inspiring me to create some drama, this server BORES MY BRAIN OUT! gonna use my bones (my funny bone) and create a buffet of brewery! ✨️👑💋 QUEEN HAS ARRIVED!

gonna play yall like pawns. listen to the queen!

[plain solar]

What a great day to play Dutch Defense

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/aot-meme-aot-bp-larp-larping-gif-3516451944322480910

[steady moon]

only acceptable rating for general use is classical fide

[gusty forge]

fabi or sindarov?

[quartz garnet]

I AM A BRILLIANT MOVE, YOU ARE SLOW AND DON'T SEE THAT!

@bright pike

[fluid crow]

Just ban me at that point 😭

[burnt loom]

is 2700 lichess puzzles good

[kindred crypt]

First chapter i looked at gave my 14.rb1 a brilliant lmfao

[jovial crane]

Any recommendations for a tournament size wooden board and pieces? Something nice for regular playing

[wicked flume]

I have 25 good studies if anyone wants any

[fluid crow]

Just get one of the roll up tubes with the green and white squares

[steady moon]

bongcloud study?

[jovial crane]

Have one of those already. This is more for having fun at home

[red sparrow]

im getting how to win at chess (the book ofc)

[wicked flume]

nope

[burnt loom]

by levy rozman

[red sparrow]

ya

[fluid crow]

I think I’ve used my home chess board 3 times this year my father hates losing 🙁

[quartz garnet]

pawns be placed! listen to ur queen! i like to leave yall confused (why i love bullet!) if you wanna know me STUDY MY REPOSTS, U WILL LEARN CHESS IF YOU GET ME . love me or lose me and later love me some more💋💋💋💋💋💋

[red sparrow]

btw half an hour ago i hung mate in one and now i feel horrible because i havent won a single game today

[vestal coyote]

folk 😭

[jovial crane]

lol yeah it’ll be more like a display item that gets played when friends come over

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-sorry-kid-larp-or-be-larped-rise-of-nations-nation-rising-simulator-gif-18202816756838931088

[fluid crow]

My friends bully me for playing

[quartz garnet]

test me bbg! check if i'm bluffing, i'll fkn smother you (dw with love! i mean NO harm at all😈💋)

[twilit phoenix]

so who was going to tell me chess is easy to improve on as long as you know what your doing 😭

[jovial crane]

Gotta let them win sometimes

[fluid crow]

It’s not in my nature and they would simply say I’m sand bagging

[jovial crane]

Back doored

[quartz garnet]

go follow my tiktok if u are bored af! i am a brilliant blaze in this boring bad bedrotting brairia! FOLLOW MY TIKTOK TO PLACE UR PLACE AS MY PAWN (ur my future queens) LOOKING FOR MY KNIGHTS TOO! I LOVE THEM, WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE TOGETHER

[summer basin]

Hello

[fluid crow]

… 🐷

[quartz garnet]

i'll larp u until u see i am sharp!

[fluid crow]

Omg bars

[upbeat brook]

I literally always go easy on my friends lol

[summer basin]

??? What pig

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-soyjack-neon-genesis-evangelion-neon-genesis-asuka-gif-5669557602110629357

[craggy whale]

Bro chess is calculation game

[summer basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239277651407929454/1392304397215596544/togif.gif

[quartz garnet]

I speak riddles because it's royal ragebait, if u love me go support a queen! it's a small sac for winning the game! let me be the chaotic evil we NEED (georgina sparks over here xoxo gossip girl! i KNOW i sound cartoonish, i am deeply chill and only queens can look me eye to eye, pawns are beneath me, they must prove precious pennies!!!

[craggy whale]

Hahaha so funny 🤣😆

[fluid crow]

If talking is your super power what are you without it

[quartz garnet]

@fluid crow i see you girl and i want you to slide into my dms! backrank me! fork me!

[fluid crow]

Freaky I’m not touching that with a 10 ft pole

[quartz garnet]

nothing girl- i have been silenced so i am speaking up!! i am not special, the fact i know that and am using my blandness to bore the brain out of our burroundings!

[fluid crow]

Must have been the wind

[quartz garnet]

aren't you curious? you saw my trap (chess) and you're falling for me hard🫶 i'll come out on top! material gain here. (royally ragebaiting here, i am an open book and u lot are bad at reading- open me up! i'm worth it!

[zinc prairie]

hello vro i
hope youre doing
well vro trust

[fluid crow]

No no no Indian BEGON

[zealous marsh]

Girl locked tf in and got 2 IM norms 😭

[fluid crow]

(Not hate)

[fluid crow]

You gotta help me this misty character is pressing me

[zealous marsh]

K=20 magic + good performances

[quartz garnet]

oh no! i will make myself known king (i'm ur queen, will manipulate ur board until u win twin!) we need eachother pookie, queens see queens , regals recognise royals! get into my brain right now! i'll bore the blandness out of you pook💋 i'm from the future and no one believes me! test me! i won't let you down, willing to bend reality to how i deserve!

[stable field]

that’s amazing

[errant current]

3what is a dog in chess

[quartz garnet]

oh who is she? a misty memory! 🎵🎵🎼
forget me guys but not what I teach you

[zealous marsh]

And she's like... 16? Incredible stuff.

[hot junco]

You talk like sheakespeare (I dont understand anything)

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/eris-boreas-greyrat-mushoku-tensei-anime-scenery-無職転生-tsundere-gif-20350921

[errant current]

stiry fry by migos will PISS u off dont

[zealous marsh]

Does China get taken over by AI

[quartz garnet]

bro i do it on purpose if u wanna solve me like a puzzle, answer is highlighted, get on my tiktok, in my dms!

[zealous marsh]

If you're from the future

[hot junco]

I dont use tiktok

[quartz garnet]

i am a true clown cueen! i can speak freely but not here! (playing defensive to be offensive)

[stable field]

china IS ai

[hot junco]

There are already dancing robots I think it will happen

[zealous marsh]

Only ppl with ball knowledge know what I mean, and none of y'all know smh.

[quartz garnet]

bro boo! you wouldn't believe me anyway, you npcs are hopeless but my day resets anyways, got 5k superstars on me! failure is my proof i tried

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-clowned-trash-opinion-your-opinion-gif-15033044919438935088

[zinc prairie]

@queen rivet gn moonpie please
dont be in love
with someone else
im the only
one whos allowed
to do it

[quartz garnet]

time for change, are you really not curious? are you too boring to beg and beneath the surface discover the beach i bam!m

[hot junco]

Okay I think I must sleep rn things are going very weird and its 6;30 am I have only 3 hours to sleep

[quartz garnet]

i am a clown queen, a knight and a queen combined! I am a chess variant and you lot have GOT to understand me, i'll set you free pookies💋💋💋💋

[hot junco]

I refuse brainrot

[zealous marsh]

Yeah man you should go back to bed

[hot junco]

Yeah I didnt get the referance

Anyway

Bye

[winter quest]

What’s y’all’s favourite cars?

[zealous marsh]

Sorry I'm fine being a queen with a man, I'm perfect where I am 💋

[quartz garnet]

npcs will npc! dw i will get through to you, pebble brain. this is a pawn wall and i will make a silly sac, shock you superstar!

[zealous marsh]

Any of the Aston Martins

[winter quest]

Decent

[quartz garnet]

men are pawns! the king sits back, queen is the true weapon my lovely! I can use you as a pawn because you refuse to piece puzzle place perfect princess peach i am!

[zealous marsh]

Wah wah wah cry me a river

[quartz garnet]

put my pieces together! my voice is all yours and dms are open!

[quartz garnet]

oh you will cry! I know i'm correct- see it now or cry later- benevolent beach i am will take u anyway.

[quartz garnet]

like a trap in chess! u always saw me coming and yet you let all the pieces pattern pile up! break it!

[zealous marsh]

<@&745328830649991179> self-promotion

Are you illiterate, cuz there's a certain clause that prohibits that 😭

[burnt loom]

!

[errant current]

why whats upset that

[quartz garnet]

bro is scared of me lol! I am not! I am art! explaining chess through complex metaphors! this is chess talk- i will wear my ban as a beach badge! but know by banning me you are banning our communication and understanding- chess is always about analysis? go game review my dms u babyboys!

[zealous marsh]

I have a viral video that's made more traction than you'll ever get ya nonce

Until then I'll keep laughing and not giving a flying heck.

[ebon parcel]

why must i be this stupid

[burnt loom]

it was m1

[quartz garnet]

I am the most boring bland bread ever but boredom boosts me into boldem! take risks! playing bullet chess rn and you lot are running OUT OF TIME⏰️🕙🕘🕖🕛🕛🕒🕒🕒🫶

[zealous marsh]

OOF NG3 IS MATE 😭

[quartz garnet]

pawns please promote urselfs!

[ebon parcel]

WHAT

[zealous marsh]

YOU MISSED MATE

[burnt loom]

uness there was piece on e3

[strange portal]

anyone bullet

[ebon parcel]

i should never be allowed to play chess again

[clever sky]

Gm guys

[quartz garnet]

ME!

[trail vortex]

everyone at every level says that

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> peach2490

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2000 (2008 peak)
Blitz: 1734 (2116 peak)
Bullet: 2222 (2244 peak)

[ebon parcel]

im never getting to 500

i went over ONCE. to 505. and immediately lost it

[strange portal]

alr alr

[zealous marsh]

trash

[clever sky]

Watch gotham

[ebon parcel]

I DO

[trail vortex]

if u did it once u can do it again

[quartz garnet]

curious cueen call me cow!

[void tusk]

(Photo from internet not analysis) Why shouldn't you just take blacks knight with your C3 knight and then win a pawn? Apparently this is a "master" level game, and instead of doing that they continued and launched a "minority attack"

[clever sky]

Watch his cousin aswell

[fleet dove]

facts

[strange portal]

evil mans

[burnt loom]

checks captures attacks can get you to like 1000

[ebon parcel]

there are no words to express my emotions

[burnt loom]

also no blunders

[strange portal]

whatcu mean

[strange portal]

js req

[burnt loom]

bishop

[ebon parcel]

that was like a 2 elo blunder dude

[quartz garnet]

guys i'm chaotic evil! I play with feelings like my chess pieces, all i want is for u to REMEMBER ME, REMEMBER MY MOVES (maybe these losers will break out of bland boredom into belief)

i'm a performative lunatic- you all want to clap? tell me i fooled yall

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

[burnt loom]

i think cus nxe4 dxe4 bxe4 (bxe7 qxe7) bxg5

[quartz garnet]

I like your WHOl(r)E attention on me, i'm a wonderful brilliant move! believe in my power and I will leave you winning, we twinning

[dark path]

Hello to y’all

[quartz garnet]

david, devious diva i am is selecting you (like a random chess move in bullet, running out of time!)

[dark path]

Uhhhh

Nxd4?

[quartz garnet]

prove urself pawn! promote urself and pick a piece

[dark path]

0k

[quartz garnet]

call me cueen, i'm her3

[burnt loom]

knight pfp

[dark path]

THE ROOK

[quartz garnet]

i'm ur queen! ur the knight, we are opposites and a real force!

[burnt loom]

whered u find the game/whats it called i wanna see

[ebon parcel]

what is bro even on about

[burnt loom]

the minority attack

[zealous marsh]

delulu

[quartz garnet]

CALL ME NOW. CUEEN, not asking you this! (gg) good girls!

[burnt loom]

was it b4 b5

[dark path]

Idk what to do to my honest

[dark path]

Queen?

[quartz garnet]

If you aren't a bland boring bread, brave up and bold up to my bravery! (sac to sac and win in chess)

[quartz garnet]

yeah get down on your kneez (we can sac pieces to save the queen, she's worth it all!)

[zealous marsh]

What kind of psycho 6 years on discord does to a mf

[dark path]

What the bruh gets on knees

[burnt loom]

do we have rp

[quartz garnet]

see I command cueen treatment! get in my dms!

[quartz garnet]

bro i'll bffr, speedrunning mistakes here, GOD I AM BORED LMAO

[dark path]

whispers idk man

[quartz garnet]

losing streak?

[quartz garnet]

bro get in my dms rn! ur fumbling a good sequence, you'll miss me when i'm gone gb (goodboy)

[zealous marsh]

WHY ARE WE DESTROYING OUR OWN DIGITAL FOOTPRINT FOR THIS

[quartz garnet]

it's fun LOL let me learn the hard way!

[zealous marsh]

Wild shit happens in chess.com discord nowadays

[quartz garnet]

get to know me, I swear i'll give u lore! you boring bread bland precious princess pawn need my guidance! on your kneez know!

[zealous marsh]

Idk I preper another thing sis 💅

[zinc prairie]

vro i think
your program
is outdated vro
youre tweaking rn

[dark path]

thinking in horse head what the frick frick frick fire alarm gambit in this world.

[quartz garnet]

just say i'm funny, i need to hear it (bro i'm losing, blunder for me)💋✨️👑💯

[ebon parcel]

ive just been swinging between 490 and 499 for the past few days

[dark path]

I will just blunder myself

[zinc prairie]

vro dont send
me fr vro why

[dark path]

DPe5

[ebon parcel]

are you done

[quartz garnet]

ohmygoddhhhhh my weakness! CALL ME NOW MR KNIGHT (queen and knight are unstoppable cmon!)

[quartz garnet]

lowkey i'm getting bored , you lot are so programmed, i assumed chess would program some thinking into your blandbabyboring brain! don't let me down

[dark path]

Welp got captured by a pawn

[burnt loom]

Ne5??

[quartz garnet]

I MEAN IT, i am speaking riddles. I AM FROM THE FUTURE this is my attempt at breaking the cycle(chess lose streak, let me win!, be my first believer bold boys break bimension!)

[burnt loom]

Nxe5 Rxe5 Nd1

[ebon parcel]

what is even happening

[dark path]

double wazir spawned out of nowhere and nobody asked

[upbeat brook]

This channel has multiple things happening all at once

All the time

[quartz garnet]

bro make a brilliant move! born into brilliant bold bravery by bolding into voicechat (open call, i dare someone to outcrazy me)

[ebon parcel]

im talking about misty

[limpid sleet]

we cant chat in chess games now?

[ebon parcel]

is this an april fools joke

[upbeat brook]

Oh, Chess role-playing in the chat by the looks of it

[quartz garnet]

scared babyboys? (don't let the queen die, sacrifices must be made! beach maid @bright pike )

[dark path]

What where am I?

[quartz garnet]

lowkey yes, i will fold if somebody challenges me, please JOIN ME IN VOICE ROOM SOMEBODY

[signal condor]

who wins the candidates

[dark path]

Ok

[upbeat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/wish-you-were-here-gif-24359193

[quartz garnet]

bro i'll give u robux if u join me!

[ebon parcel]

like the chess with human pieces thing but freaky and on discord

[upbeat brook]

Oh
Eww?

[quartz garnet]

i'm in just chatting! just chat with me (like you're accepting my scary challenge)

[quartz garnet]

brother no, i am deeply cool but this is the only language you lot speak

[dark path]

Ok

[upbeat brook]

Mmmm
I love Pink Floyd

[deep sail]

Challenge?

[upbeat brook]

I understand

Hey Zailyn

[quartz garnet]

bro i boo'd the bread away bolden up, brave up

you babyboys! beaches break and join me!

[dark path]

Chess army ATTACK!

[idle oracle]

@deep sail rapid?

[deep sail]

Ok

[quartz garnet]

I guess you admit you do whatever the rules tell you , i'm crazyhouse your bland boring classical

[quartz garnet]

attack me bro, babyboy

[dark path]

Why?

[upbeat brook]

You're not making any sense mate

[burnt loom]

how to get image perms

i shld read the rules

[idle oracle]

check messages

[deep sail]

I joined

[upbeat brook]

Check out the Server Guide, then scroll down to "Roles"

[kindred crypt]

i wanna play basketball

[upbeat brook]

Crazy

[kindred crypt]

but icant cause im in the middle east

[upbeat brook]

00:00

[kindred crypt]

and theres a war

[upbeat brook]

It'll stop soon, hopefully

[kindred crypt]

so rn im in online class

im bored

[upbeat brook]

I would be too

[burnt loom]

a

[lavish ivy]

London system megaknight

[dark path]

Something is burning and a lot of smoke coming out :(((

[lavish ivy]

London level 16 evo megaknight system

[kindred crypt]

Guys

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> iwanttobeme

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1645 (peak)
Blitz: 1143 (peak)
Bullet: 889 (698 peak)

[kindred crypt]

I just beat an IM in rapid

[burnt loom]

ok i linked it

[upbeat brook]

Outstanding

[kindred crypt]

wher u from?

[kindred crypt]

thanks, i tend to only do it on the first of april

[dark path]

See 1 heart?

[upbeat brook]

Now complete the requirements to get the "Trusted" role
You can find the requirements in the roles guide

[upbeat brook]

I'm praying that nothing bad is happening

[dark path]

Well I’m from

[crude zealot]

Does anyone practices daily 2,3 hours here?

[dark path]

Ukraine 🇺🇦

[upbeat brook]

I play a minimum of ten games a day

[crude zealot]

That's not practice 😂

[upbeat brook]

What of it? Is it where you're from?

[steady moon]

no

[dark path]

Yes…

[upbeat brook]

What do you classify as "practice?"

[burnt loom]

i read it

[upbeat brook]

Thanks for the update

[crude zealot]

Working on the small skills and knowledge required to play good game

[upbeat brook]

In that case, I don't do much of that

[steady moon]

ig if I’m not busy with school lmao

[dark path]

https://tenor.com/view/cutlet-its-rucka-pour-sauce-gif-21864343

[burnt loom]

ok

[dark path]

https://tenor.com/view/shalymar-shagarita-shalymarrivera-shalymar-rivera-shalymar-rivera-gonzalez-gif-14402464666114520987

https://tenor.com/view/spamton-spamton-g-spamton-deltarune-tv-time-it's-tv-time-gif-9203396887279794949

[zinc prairie]

ayo vro listen
https://open.spotify.com/track/0DWFzG5pbspabGydx3yANM?si=837e340951a44d58

[strange portal]

this si horrid music

[dark path]

https://tenor.com/view/rouxls-rouxls-kaard-deltarune-nvm-gif-3288971893523549950

[zinc prairie]

vro listen its
catchy song vro

[strange portal]

i js listened to a bar no melody no nothing catchy bro ts is straight ass

[errant current]

300

[dark path]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-delta-rune-undertale-deltarune-chapter-3-deltarune-chapter-4-gif-15585842644057899790

[main owl]

DOES CALIFORNIA STILL KNOW HOW TO PARTY?

[void tusk]

what is the correct idea here

[dry finch]

Anyone up for a game?

[echo sinew]

DUDE

HOW AM I A DIAMOND MEMBER

YO I DID NOT HAVE THIS LIKE 30 MINS AGO

[dry finch]

Someone can gift that?

[echo sinew]

How long is it

[burnt loom]

gifted

[echo sinew]

And can I check who gifted it

[echo sinew]

Yo NO ONE has dmed me out this

[red sparrow]

i just beat 3 games against one guy and now i have 605 elo

[nimble arch]

check ur messages

[red sparrow]

he kept asking for a rematch and i almost lost the third game but i got him to blunder mate

[echo sinew]

There’s nothing in my messages

[burnt loom]

sac and promte i think

[dry finch]

Prolly 1 month

[frosty grail]

game 10 billion of beginner chess advice being dogshit because nobody is as bad as idiots on youtube say

[dark path]

https://tenor.com/view/bigshot-gif-15096454539328882692

[burnt loom]

i mean that just hangs m1

[echo sinew]

Is there any way to check

[dry finch]

Yeah you can see when will it expire in membership

[burnt loom]

maybe april fools joke by chesscom

[frosty grail]

aaaaaand i forget i can take the bishop i hate this stupid fkin game

[echo sinew]

They are you’re just also dog

[frosty grail]

seeing blunders is too hard and my opponents see mine instantly

[echo sinew]

Wait acc it might be.

[frosty grail]

sometimes they also just dont blunder

[echo sinew]

It’s April 1st today

[burnt loom]

tilted

[echo sinew]

Ok that’s lowkey funny asf I can’t lie

[burnt loom]

why resign so early

[dry finch]

Im getting alot of fish users recently

[compact drum]

GUYS
THERES 67 DAYS TILL 6/7

https://tenor.com/view/sixseven-six-seven-six-seve-67-gif-14143337669032958349

[dark path]

Cringe

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-meme-cringe-shrek-gif-6551256872915503916

[echo sinew]

I’m so confused

[burnt loom]

wait no you resigned down a pawn

holy tilted

you were gonna lose the rook but at least see his move first

[dark path]

Frick frick Fri-

[proven wave]

Nice

[nimble arch]

u bought smth by accident

[frosty grail]

now i get to watch as there's literally nowhere to go the entire game so i just lose because something is gonna be a blunder

🥹 ye i somehow lost a bishop later that game

[proven wave]

Make sure to cancel your free trial

[echo sinew]

No I can’t do that my phone has parental locks on it

It wouldn’t let me do that

[nimble arch]

huh thats strange

if cc doesnt have a card then ur fine

[proven wave]

Hi Pixel

[still spoke]

claimed the free trial?

[echo sinew]

Don’t think it does

[frosty grail]

i did see it y do u think i resigned

[nimble arch]

good enough then

[frosty grail]

2 pawns AND a rook ggwp

[echo sinew]

It needs card info and idk my moms card

[still spoke]

oh weird

[echo sinew]

Also that’s only for a week

Not a month

[still spoke]

[burnt loom]

i mean see what he plays

[burnt loom]

an exchange is not that bad

[frosty grail]

"an exchange"

it's -7 points.

[still spoke]

is youtube at all beneficial for learning chess? i’m basically 300 rating and i go up and down around that area rn cuz i make too many mistakes

[burnt loom]

an exchange means a rook for a minor piece

[open bobcat]

Yes

[still spoke]

bet

[frosty grail]

still typically losing

[still spoke]

i enjoy gotham chess’s tiktok vids but i dont really get much out of them

i just watch them for entertainment

[burnt loom]

well in a previous game you played your opponent didnt resign in a -7 poisiont and he won

[red sparrow]

are 10 min games ok for 600 elo sometimes

[frosty grail]

good on him? im not my opponent they're usually far better than me

[open bobcat]

Well that's exactly the thing
Just watching for entertainment won't help much especially if you're watching GM game reviews

[uneven plover]

Hi.

[still spoke]

fair

[burnt loom]

you were winning by -7 evaluation

[open bobcat]

Try to watch his slow run series or how to lose/win at chess if you wanna learn

[still spoke]

will do, thanks for the suggestion

[open bobcat]

No problem
Good luck

[open bobcat]

Greetings hooman

[uneven plover]

You had that for like 4 hours.

[sage mesa]

crazy to think abt but i was 400 elo 2 months ago now im 920

[burnt loom]

but here you took the bishop instead of the knight, but u had 5 seconds so i think u shld play more rapid time controls like 10+0 or 15+10 if u have time

[uneven plover]

Hello.

[sage mesa]

he took yhe knight?????

i mean bishop???? Lol

[frosty grail]

ye i didnt see the rook protecting

and low time

i hate rapid i lose and waste 30 minutes of my life instead of wasting 5 in blitz

[burnt loom]

ig the knight is 7 square lengths away because of pythagoras theorem and bishop is only 5 square length

[sage mesa]

😭 ig low time is a bit valid but cmom u shpuld be seeing that in .2 secs lol

[frosty grail]

my opponents see that shit instantly usually

[lament ledge]

i'm bored, anyone want to play?

[desert kestrel]

No April fools

[frosty grail]

opps will blunder far less than me and spot the tiniest mistake instantly

[sage mesa]

😭 pls dont remind me of that cursed therom

[burnt loom]

ok maybe play 5+3

[frosty grail]

i'll do something desperately trying to make literally anything happen and 8 moves later it's a mistake

[uneven plover]

Lwk though I’m taking the pawn on g5 it’s more fun.

[open bobcat]

How are you doing on this splendid day

[echo sinew]

Bro what how do u know

[burnt loom]

scary

[uneven plover]

Fine thank you and you?

[sage mesa]

btw yall wanna check out my chess disco we have 50 people we tryna get 100 membersmembers, we do guess the elo and just talk abt ransom chess stuff link to join is in my vio if anyones intrestes

[open bobcat]

Send profile

[frosty peak]

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[uneven plover]

Let’s just say I know things,

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chesscord-1843576289638 (nathanael-ademuwagun)

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 926 (986 peak)
Blitz: 472 (575 peak)
Bullet: 629 (716 peak)

[uneven plover]

But trust me, you had that for 4 hours.

[echo sinew]

Huh

[open bobcat]

Pretty alright
Woke up to see hikaru drew against giri so it's pretty good I think

[uneven plover]

Right? Rook infiltrates. More fun than taking a knight.

[burnt loom]

ok hear me out what if nf5+

[open bobcat]

Sent

[uneven plover]

Good? He drew with White, and was worse, he’s not having a good tourney,

[uneven plover]

I hear you.

[uneven plover]

Nvm, Just enjoy your membership!

Lwk this is a funny emoji, I like it.

[frosty grail]

aaand mouseslip how fun

tbf i was pursuing a stupid "sacrifice" that definitely didnt work out but of course it's a mouseslip to end it

because why add anti mouseslip in a game where one bad move ends it amirite

[dark path]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-jammins-checkmate-chess-chess-meme-chess-win-gif-18301353280600027729

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324605447428378624/1479859944584118354/shake.gif

[uneven wolf]

majority decline takebacks anyway

[balmy python]

Takebacks are 4 the weak

i never request them and never accept them when ppl request them

[red sparrow]

not on the website but someone i was playing with kept asking for a takeback and i accepted until they essentially restarted the game and they aborted immediately after

[frosty grail]

wtf is this about takebacks

[red sparrow]

this was on coolmath chess

[dark path]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324605447428378624/1479861396731727985/shake_2.gif

[uneven wolf]

😭

[balmy python]

lichess has them

[red sparrow]

is this heaven or is this las vegas

[frosty grail]

i love being up material but my pieces have literally nowhere to go. i deadass may as well resign atp because when a game gets here i lose 100% of the time

[burnt loom]

Bxg6 wouldve been a stronger sacrifice, he'd have to play qe7 to defend both threats

[uneven wolf]

when someone ignores my request for takeback I usually stall until the game ends

[red sparrow]

Sac the king

[burnt loom]

but i think at 200 u shldnt sacrifice, if u just focus on not blundering you should win

[dark path]

Lmao

[red sparrow]

oh god

[red sparrow]

what do you think of sacrificing at 500/600

[frosty grail]

i knew it was likely stupid i just wanted to do it anyways

[wispy bough]

i mean when i was 500/600 i occasionally found pretty simple rook and knight sacs to win their queen but it wasn't often

[burnt loom]

closed position, just slowly develop like triple battery on the a file, notice he has the same issue of not able to do anything much

[red sparrow]

my most recent game involved me tricking my opponent with a bishop sac that wasnt the best move but stockfish still thought it was good

[burnt loom]

or just wait until he blunders

[red sparrow]

i forgot i could take a rook so i made a triple stack with a queen at the top but they blundered mate and that was exactly what i was planning

[frosty grail]

"just wait til they blunder" f*ck everyone who says that btw

even when they blunder they actually just win

"jUsT lEt tHeM lOse fOr yOu" and then they position seizes up and 8 moves later the thing you did to try and open it is actually forced checkmate

[burnt loom]

another thing u could do is pawn break with e4 once youve enough pieces to play it/ exploit queen pin but with your rook on a5 i think u might wanna triple battery instead, and reroute knight to c5 if bb7

[burnt loom]

also just dont blunder

[burnt loom]

just dont try to do anything extensive, play simply, if you dont know what to do just play something random that doesnt affec tthe position

or slow improving moves

also check for checks captures attacks every move, so i think just play rapid to train this

or higher time controls like 5+3

[frosty grail]

ok this guy is actually special lmao blocked bishop check with a rook

[burnt loom]

see just wait till they blunder

[frosty grail]

and bozo hangs mate in 1 finally i get one opp as bad as i am 🤧

[frosty grail]

this """""strategy""""" works one in ten games btw

fkin hate the noise that beginner advice always is

[stable field]

this is a mate threat if Kh8

[frosty grail]

"just dont blunder"
-> opp doesnt blunder either
"checks captures attacks"
-> literally none in the position
"improving moves!"
-> again, nothing that will do anything in the next ten thousand years
"just do something random bro"
-> nothing will come of it OR it'll be a mistake 12 moves later and they'll exploit it perfectrly

[blazing gust]

hello

[lament ledge]

@open bobcat good game!

[frosty grail]

ts pmos me

[burnt loom]

qe1-h4-qxh7 maneuver was good though

[open bobcat]

Yeah GG
Almost had a heart attack when I blundered the queen 🤧

[frosty grail]

yeah pretty lucky he has no eyes and couldnt see the threat

🤧

[lament ledge]

i'm going to cringe at how many blunders i made tomorrow

[frosty grail]

why not today

[kindred crypt]

Anybody below 600 wanna play me

[open bobcat]

I don't mean he's doing well
Tourneys not going good for him rn
I meant I'm doing ok

[open bobcat]

🤚

[kindred crypt]

You wanna play?

[open bobcat]

Ye

Unranked

[kindred crypt]

Whats your username

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> n_o_m_a

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 555 (805 peak)
Blitz: 299 (568 peak)
Bullet: 111 (207 peak)

[queen rivet]

That’s fair

[kindred crypt]

Hi are you gay?

[burnt loom]

i found a random game you played and here you played bxf6??

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[regal totem]

Hello

[dusty willow]

hello

[kindred crypt]

Hello

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[kindred crypt]

@open bobcat are we still playing? 😭

[stable field]

free material is free material

[kindred crypt]

Hi guys

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ▄︻デ══━一💥 (chess_by_ayus)

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Name: ▄︻デ══━一💥 (chess_by_ayus)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 993 (1269 peak)
Blitz: 580 (1105 peak)
Bullet: 826 (976 peak)

[regal totem]

Dm me hello

[kindred crypt]

Eww 500 elo

[near hatch]

Guys I just got my fide rating in blitz

[kindred crypt]

Nice

[regal totem]

Actually I don't play i am focusing on developing my club

[kindred crypt]

What is your club about?

[open bobcat]

Yeah
I'm waiting for you to send match
Haven't seen anything

[regal totem]

Anime Lover's Chess Club it's name. If you are not a Anime Lovers no worries please join

[open bobcat]

What is it

[kindred crypt]

Whats your username

[near hatch]

1960

[kindred crypt]

1960 fide?

[near hatch]

Yeah

[burnt loom]

thats 2200 blitz

[kindred crypt]

Thats really good

[burnt loom]

on chesscom probably

[open bobcat]

N_o_m_a
I sent my profile a couple messages up

[drowsy stump]

Anyone wanna play blitz?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Enyanyo

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[near hatch]

Thanks and I’ve only been playing for like one and a half years

[elfin night]

@fresh plover dude, you there let's play🤤🤤

[kindred crypt]

Im sending the challenge now

[kindred crypt]

Bro you should focus on getting better at chess

[polar fable]

anyone wanna play blitz

[frosty grail]

I do not remember this game or why I played that move

[drowsy stump]

Me

What’s ur id?

[polar fable]

RoadToGMGoesHard

[frosty grail]

I might've just thought for some reason the bishop had no way to flee the pawn attacking it idk

[polar fable]

i made this a year ago pls don't flame me 😭

[minor warren]

who can play

[burnt loom]

it was like 5 games ago

[drowsy stump]

I sent

[frosty grail]

And

I can't remember most of my games based off a picture of a single board state 😢

[winged hill]

Who can teach me some chess

I wanna get 1000 elo

[slate flare]

Why did you steal my chess.com pfp

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cheese_akshat

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 302 (406 peak)
Blitz: 267 (282 peak)
Bullet: 225 (501 peak)

[hushed thistle]

.

[proven wave]

What is your current rating?

[minor warren]

How do you see my profile pictures?

[finite elm]

What is this cluster😬

[uneven turret]

Why is it that I get paired with titled players when I’m about to reach peak elo

[bright yacht]

where is my chat

[slate flare]

I can see your profile picture

[minor warren]

The question is how

[finite elm]

Life is unfair

[tired flare]

Yah

[drowsy stump]

@polar fable ggs

[polar fable]

yea ggs

[lucid valve]

H i

[paper goblet]

what do you think is the main difference between rapid (25|10) and classical chess (90|30)?
like you can’t play stupid openings in both
ofc the classical one will always be higher quality but what else?

[kindred crypt]

I've been losing too many rapid games cause of time

[kindred crypt]

same

now i main 30mts rapid

[dusty willow]

i’d argue there will always be more formulating of longer term plans in a classical game than a rapid game of any kind

[paper goblet]

i mean 90|30
not the super long ones of the candidates or wcc

[burnt loom]

whats 25+10

[dusty willow]

25 mins + 10 seconds added on for every move played

[burnt loom]

i mean thats classical isnt it

[polar fable]

nah

[paper goblet]

noooo

[dusty willow]

that’s still rapid

[polar fable]

it's rapid

[drowsy stump]

Do u wanna play one rapid game?

[paper goblet]

i thought you just blunder with little time not lose on time

[slate flare]

Anyone want to play

[polar fable]

nah i don't rlly have time

[drowsy stump]

Alr

[drowsy stump]

I can play blitz

[buoyant warren]

holy shit i js won from this position

[paper goblet]

playing classical is deeply frustrating though
you can’t figure out the difference between 3 moves after a 20 mins think and you get punished

[dusty willow]

you’d still run into time pressure in 25|10 in complex positions

[burnt loom]

oh

[slate flare]

You will be honey glazing yourself after defeating me

[paper goblet]

i mean you can still be in time pressure even in classical chess

[slate flare]

Your 1800

[dusty willow]

exactly so rapid is significantly less time to think

thats 65 less minutes

[paper goblet]

ofc ppl know that and they play faster from the start

you only pause in critical positions

[silent wagon]

Any1 rapid ?

[paper goblet]

how physically demanding is two 90|0 games per day (compared to five 25|10 games)

[paper lily]

https://tenor.com/view/thor-thor-infinity-war-gif-25139201

[polar fable]

maybe it's bc i haven't played either before but they both sound insanely draining 😭

[paper goblet]

it’s called: “The tournament organizers run out of money to rent the venue for long so very packed schedules”

[kindred crypt]

25|10 online is crazy

[paper goblet]

otb

[kindred crypt]

Oh

Thats honestly not bad

[paper goblet]

well it is

[true grove]

HI

[kindred crypt]

I find OTB less draining than online

[paper goblet]

classic chess is sth else

[burnt loom]

otb has more stakes and feels more significant for me

[paper goblet]

idk why everyone plays this:
e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 d3…

[kindred crypt]

If you are able to earn money by playing something you like I wouldn't care how long it takes ngl

[finite elm]

Idk the diff.. haven't registered for one yet

[burnt loom]

c3 0-0 Nbd2 h3 Re1 Nf1 Ng3

[paper goblet]

no
like they don’t even play that
it’s the stupid Bg5

[burnt loom]

just play h6 lol

[kindred crypt]

Hi

[paper goblet]

because idk the Sicilian i can’t do anything

[burnt loom]

you could play h6 right after d3

[compact aspen]

That's why children we never play e4 or reply with e5

[paper goblet]

it’s crazy that when i play the petrov they play 3. Nc3

that’s basically a draw offer

<@&745328830649991179>

[compact aspen]

Yo MR beast

[oblique dagger]

This year

[kindred crypt]

Viewing Mr beast content decreases elo by 500

[blazing gust]

Hrllo

[polar fable]

yoooo fr

[kindred crypt]

Nvm its a clown scammer

[paper goblet]

but the grunfeld already has way too much theory and i can’t learn the sicilian at the same time

the najdorf
white has too many variations

[kindred crypt]

How this clown was able to send a picture but I can't?

[polar fable]

1.d4 white and 1. c5 as black is goated

[paper goblet]

not to mention 2. a3, wing gambit as well as smith morra

[burnt loom]

<@&745328830649991179> spam

[polar fable]

suprisingly you can get by quite nicely only knowing a few sicilian lines

[blazing gust]

Najidoef

[paper goblet]

what do you play

[blazing gust]

Najidoef opening

[paper goblet]

what do you play against Be3, Bg5 and g4

[kindred crypt]

*scam

[polar fable]

catalan as white sicilian as black

[blazing gust]

I said Najidoef not Najdoef

[polar fable]

be3 response is ng4

[paper goblet]

i tried the catalan and just lost the c4 pawn with not much compensation

[paper goblet]

Bc1 and draw?

[polar fable]

catalan has a bunch of lines fair enough

it's a headache but i have the will

[burnt loom]

against sicillian i play grand prix and i have very high winrate with that

[polar fable]

lol ig

[polar fable]

yeah f4 lines personally are the most annoying

[paper lily]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-wink-thor-chris-hemsworth-thor-love-and-thunder-flirty-gif-26087539

[paper goblet]

i just play alapin

[polar fable]

alapin is pretty much a draw offer

[kindred crypt]

I got 1200 elo and don't know what sicilian is.Is that bad?

[paper goblet]

Nf3 first
to troll the hyper accelerated dragon players

[burnt loom]

1.e4 c5
now u do

[polar fable]

nah it's fine

[paper lily]

what was line of alpine

[polar fable]

e4 c5 c3 and usually i play d5 in response

it's really dead

[paper lily]

yeah d5 strong

[kindred crypt]

Knight f3?

[polar fable]

d6

[paper lily]

e4 c5 nf3 d4 follow up

[burnt loom]

e4 c5 Nc3 Nc6 f4!!
play this against sicillian trust

[kindred crypt]

Pawn d4

[polar fable]

everyone plays d6 tho

[burnt loom]

f4 either way

f4 no matter what they play

[polar fable]

cxd4

[paper lily]

it can backfire quickly

you need 20 move solid theory

[kindred crypt]

Knight takes d4

[strange portal]

anyone bullet

[burnt loom]

you just need to know the main ideas of the position

[polar fable]

Nf6

[burnt loom]

grand prix is low theory i believe

[paper lily]

idea isn't enough you need execution too

otherwise goodbye rooks

[polar fable]

yep

[paper lily]

heavy theory

[kindred crypt]

Knight c3

[polar fable]

a6 or g6 usually

[paper lily]

black can go h5 g5 himself you cooked

[polar fable]

then u js play

[polar fable]

that's usually f3 lines

to set up g4

[paper lily]

right

[kindred crypt]

Why not develop knight tho?

Nvm mb

Got confused

[burnt loom]

against f4?

[paper lily]

yeah

[polar fable]

i think it's alr but it's more precise to either stop pieces from b5 or develop the bishop to castle

[paper lily]

for example if I'm in Sicilian you are lower rated and you got grand prix I'll try to go aggressive too

[prisma helm]

Your elo ?

[mortal bronze]

um

[burnt loom]

how?

[slate flare]

Hi nonchalantly

[burnt loom]

in which variation

[paper lily]

i don't know i said about myself

[polar fable]

wait h5 g5?

[paper lily]

if you like 1200 and going grand prix against me I'll go mad

[kindred crypt]

H6?

[polar fable]

i thought u meant g4 h4 how on earth do you play h5 g5

[spice ledge]

You used to call me on my smell phone

[burnt loom]

like in the grand prix i think there are multiple ways to play it as white

[polar fable]

g5 after f4 tho??

if u mean white starts a massive attack then yea but black can't really go g5

[burnt loom]

maybe he talking about Bb5+ Bd7 Bxd7+, and black castles queenside and starts kingside attack

but i play Bc4

ok actually how does black go g5 though its hit 3 times by knight bishop and pawn

[kindred crypt]

Hi

[placid maple]

Guys im new to chess im beginner-250-450 Elo :> do yall have any tips

[wispy bough]

i find it weird that i was stuck at 680-720 elo fo like almost a year and then just randomly now i've jumped to 853

[kindred crypt]

/connect

/disconnect

[wispy bough]

idk whether i'm just on an insane winning streak or if i've actually improved that much

[kindred crypt]

Bruh

[burnt loom]

no scandinavian defense at 450 elo

[uneven turret]

Don’t play the Scandinavian?

[placid maple]

Why tho? When they take the pawn and i take with da queen im I not developing and taking center control?

[burnt loom]

they get tempmos off the queen by attacking it with knight

[uneven turret]

Nc3 what do you do

[burnt loom]

they develop and you have to move your queen

u shld play e5 and watch gothamchess until youre like 1k rated

[placid maple]

Just move it uh one square back? Still developing and taking da center and i play E5 sometimes

[uneven turret]

Qa5 is mainline but ok

Dark squared bishop is going to be hard to develop and White gets big center

[burnt loom]

they play d4 nf3 andt hey have easy development while you have a queen in the center they take advantage of

[acoustic viper]

yo hikaru js retired wtf

[burnt loom]

?

[balmy python]

level 1 april fools ragebait 💀

[acoustic viper]

No

[kindred crypt]

Bruh I accidentally disconnected my chess.com account and it says this account has been already connected with another chess com account wtf

The pink role 💀

[open bobcat]

GG
You're pretty good why's your rating so low

[potent flare]

hello

[drowsy stump]

Anyone wanna play?

[open bobcat]

I gotta go now

[mortal bronze]

nice

[drowsy stump]

@kindred crypt wanna play blitz?

[mortal bronze]

stay pink

[burnt lotus]

Guys

[potent flare]

I wanna

[drowsy stump]

What’s ur id?

[kindred crypt]

I just started playing 2 weeks ago

[potent flare]

Ayesha_2006

[limber beacon]

[burnt loom]

just try again

[drowsy stump]

I sent a challenge

[kindred crypt]

Nah but ill play rapid if you want

Now I can't send images