💬〡chess-talk

[onyx needle]

freaking reporting 'em does nothing

[red nexus]

his time of 12:45 means that the 3:11am they saw the message, was after 12:45 for him, easy to understand its js difference in timezones

what.

[proven wave]

Do not try to send that!

[placid maple]

I dont get it

[sudden pilot]

67

[limpid sleet]

oki

[proven wave]

Hi

[lilac fulcrum]

hello

[merry bough]

no because 12:40 was when my message was sent

[red nexus]

yeah.

ur point?

[lilac fulcrum]

hey mod how many braincells do you think the whole chess-talk chat has

[proven wave]

I think moderators are playing bullet chess now so they are very fast haha

[lilac fulcrum]

take a guess

[red nexus]

smh i have a maths exam tomorrow and im doing this

[limpid sleet]

AWH

[merry bough]

the screenshot shows a message 4 minutes before it ever existed

[sudden pilot]

Are we glazing moderators now?

[lilac fulcrum]

i have to wake up at 5AM tomorrow and it's fricking 1AM for me

but chess is good

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

[heady gale]

@limpid sleet what did you do?

[proven wave]

Hey . You need to sleep

[silent wagon]

Enuff with the trolling

[lilac fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/insomnia-spongebob-can't-sleep-tired-spongebob-meme-gif-4035095023282389047

[limpid sleet]

I had broken @rino a random guy's streak

[red nexus]

wdym bro

[lilac fulcrum]

DID SOMEONE SAY RANDOM GUY?!

WHO'S CALLING ME-

[proven wave]

Oh No

[heady gale]

whos that

i wonder who that is

and what streak?

[lilac fulcrum]

i feel like all of us here will become gm's one day (grandmothers or grocery managers) just like our amazing levy rozman

[limpid sleet]

idk this catty guy, he had 3 days NO N word streak

[sudden pilot]

Can you stop ur discord cataloge avatar behaviour here

[red nexus]

all i can say is that when he sent the unsent message, it was 12:45 for him, and he took screenshot after that, and i dont get how it doesnt make sense

[kindred crypt]

Many 300elo here

[heady gale]

cool

[merry bough]

because the screenshot containing the message was sent at 12:41

[gentle gorge]

englund gambit still too op

[lilac fulcrum]

i do not understand what this message says neither do i want to know

[limpid sleet]

what do u play after nd5 move

[red nexus]

says who

[gentle gorge]

what do you mean nd5

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[merry bough]

it's in the screenshot

[lilac fulcrum]

pawn from I2 to I4

[merry bough]

why does nobody understand why this is so confusing

[red nexus]

no 21 here at all

[red nexus]

because ur js tryna do allat

[limpid sleet]

this ig

[gentle gorge]

i dont play qe7

[sudden pilot]

Diffrent timezone

[limpid sleet]

o_o what type of englund do u play

[lilac fulcrum]

imagine if on april fools chess.com changed the 8x8 board to this :

devs hear me out

[limpid sleet]

ooo this

[merry bough]

ok i know what is going on

[lilac fulcrum]

can i pay you 8 elo for 10 mins of teaching

[merry bough]

@limpid sleet fix your computer's clock

[heady gale]

why not d6 right away?

[gentle gorge]

because d6 is horrible

[limpid sleet]

hahaha its so cool it has some sacing ideas on f2 ig

[kindred crypt]

I need help

[gentle gorge]

u can pay me 8 rupees for 10 mins of teaching

[lilac fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/im-out-im-done-gone-bye-gif-14331061352776093889

[limpid sleet]

lemme show u mine 🗿

[potent pond]

That music made my ears bleed wtf

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[red nexus]

oh i get it now.

[kindred crypt]

Too loud I guess?

[limpid sleet]

ig fixed now? @gentle gorge

[potent pond]

Busted my ear drum dude

[gentle gorge]

what

[red nexus]

12:40 -12:45 : 5 minutes
3:10 - 3:11: 1 minute

makes no sense, all i can say maybe is timezone or sum but i got 0 idea atp

[kindred crypt]

sry

[potent pond]

It's ok

[merry bough]

still a bit off

[limpid sleet]

how

[potent pond]

You deserve to get fools mated though 😅

[merry bough]

unless my clock is off

no my system clock is fine

[limpid sleet]

hows mine?

[potent pond]

Anyone ever hear a chess poem with some good knowledge?

[merry bough]

let me bring back an oldie but a goodie, i've posted this puzzle before but it's still beautiful

[lilac fulcrum]

capcut?

[potent pond]

I doubt you'd ever have 8 pawns that late in a game

[merry bough]

trust me this is a real game

i'll post the link if someone solves the puzzle

[lilac fulcrum]

guys is it rare for a 740 to solve a 3000 custom puzzle?

or do they inflate rating i've had that question for weeks

[grave dome]

i hate those mfs who bring out their queen earlky

early

[lilac fulcrum]

free win wdym

[bronze echo]

queen takes queen

ez

[grave dome]

nah sometimes we fall for the most obvious traps

[merry bough]

okay, rook takes, then what

[nova thunder]

Hello

[bronze echo]

idk 😭

[slim gulch]

let's play mafia

[bronze echo]

im nub

[nova thunder]

eh im studying rn

[eternal ruin]

mostly in bullet

[eternal ruin]

what?

[proven wave]

Wow after so long!

[nova thunder]

yeah I havent seen you in a while too

Were you active in this server

[proven wave]

Yes.

[nova thunder]

maths

[grave dome]

frr

[nova thunder]

Nice lol I see that you are still mod

[bronze echo]

push the pawn to f5

[merry bough]

incorrect

[eternal ruin]

cool

[bronze echo]

oof

[eternal ruin]

wanna play?

[bronze echo]

so i was right in taking the queen

m

[proven wave]

I just wanted to see if you are still here or not. And if everything is okay for you .
I missed you haha

[nova thunder]

Yeah I am fine

What about you

[proven wave]

Happy to hear that!

[grave dome]

nahh laterr

[proven wave]

Eh it's okay

[nova thunder]

are you in college now

[proven wave]

I have a job now.
(I took 2 weeks leaves. Now I only have idk how many days.)

Anyway chess .
Do you still play chess?

[nova thunder]

Woah nice

[rough quiver]

this has to be nasty stuff if black is ever going to win this its going to be something about trapping the rook

[nova thunder]

Damn my net isnt working

[nova thunder]

i have left it for a while now

Like 2 years

[proven wave]

Okay.

[nova thunder]

do you still play chess

[proven wave]

Yes. I was stuck at 1300. Now getting back to 1800

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tree

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Rapid: 1623 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1535 (1624 peak)
Bullet: 1426 (1753 peak)

[nova thunder]

damn nice

[proven wave]

Thanks!

[nova thunder]

I might get back into it but my head hurts just looking at it

[proven wave]

Yah only play when you are not tried and when you are feeling well haha

[nova thunder]

True

[proven wave]

Why you can't have OG role? Didn't you join before the bot?

[nova thunder]

I do have it tho

[proven wave]

Oh yes sry 😅

I didn't see that before

[nova thunder]

No probs

Is everyone from before still playing

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> kwexe

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Rapid: 1713 (peak)
Blitz: 1700 (1718 peak)
Bullet: 1413 (1436 peak)

[nova thunder]

Geometry dash

[fiery chasm]

true

[proven wave]

Yes. Idk about Las but Scipio, Pixel, DoryetuosenbcaKohn, and few others from before still play chess

Also NK is back 🙂

[nova thunder]

Oh yeah he messaged me

is he not in this server

[proven wave]

Who? 👀

[nova thunder]

nk

[proven wave]

He is

[deft shard]

🐀

[merry bough]

the rook is already trapped in a sense...

[nova thunder]

I cant find him

[coarse iris]

wewt finally ma knight was in the right place for that >.<

it never works out like that for me lol

[proven wave]

I think someone said they are NK few days back . But I was kinda busy that time

[nova thunder]

huh

well might be nk with an alt then

[proven wave]

Maybe xD

[nova thunder]

aight I gotta study again

I will see ya later

[proven wave]

Have a nice day and take care.

[nova thunder]

You too

[finite topaz]

Can i have titled player role? i just hit GM

[fallow lake]

why do the pieces look like they are from temu

[coarse iris]

ask chess.com?

[indigo void]

Arohiiii

[rough quiver]

🐭

[vivid rampart]

moment when heart rate goes to 200

[slim gulch]

what

[lime gyro]

.

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Rapid: 1075 (1118 peak)
Blitz: 677 (818 peak)
Bullet: 891 (1086 peak)

[minor plinth]

anynbody playing chess right now?

[finite topaz]

na im playing diddy

[safe patio]

yo

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dareal_magnus_carlsen

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Rapid: 289 (643 peak)
Blitz: 130

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dareal_magnus_carlsen

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Rapid: 289 (643 peak)
Blitz: 130

[safe patio]

no idea why that got sent twice

[tender charm]

Hi , anyone wanna play ?

[limpid sleet]

yup

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Sevastyan Smirnov (wade4_1ember)

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Name: Sevastyan Smirnov (wade4_1ember)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2307 (2336 peak)
Blitz: 2610 (peak)
Bullet: 2617 (peak)

[normal dust]

Yes

Your rating ?

[tender charm]

username: osama_alareeqy

[tender charm]

1000

[normal dust]

Kk

[icy spire]

sup

shawtys

[normal dust]

Check

[tender charm]

👍🏻

[normal dust]

Username: Spizyrizz

[normal dust]

Why ?

Anyone wanna play ?

[prisma helm]

Elo ?

[normal dust]

Wanna play ?

[prisma helm]

Yes

[normal dust]

username :spizyrizz

[normal dust]

.

[prisma helm]

But what is your elo

[gentle gorge]

i am

oh the game just finished

wowza

[twin gust]

FINALLY

706 ELOOOOO WITH 2 BRILLIANT

[latent crystal]

Tuff

[latent crystal]

Niceee

[latent crystal]

I CREAM THEREFORE I CU

[twin gust]

Tho I blundered my rook but the opponent didn't take

[normal dust]

900 on this account (new), previously reached ~1600. Looking to play strong opponents

[limpid hazel]

Does anyone know like a chess puzzle generator or a site with alot like "mate in 2" puzzles I can do on a physical board

[latent crystal]

KINGS... THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT THEMSELVES, THEY'RE SPOILED!!! WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE!!! I CAPTURE EVERYTHING... AND THEY SPIT IN MY FACE???

[tender charm]

I’m sorry bro i got busy, im in university , the professor catches me 😂

[prisma helm]

I am not strong

[latent crystal]

Auraaaa

[latent crystal]

Xdddd

[latent crystal]

600 strong 💪

[tender charm]

Wanna play again?
@normal dust

[normal dust]

Oh I see

[normal dust]

What’s you elo ?

[normal dust]

Okie come

[storm marsh]

Hi spidy

Join my group

[gentle gorge]

what.

[storm marsh]

I cant send

Due to restrictions

[latent crystal]

Reference to "I think therefore I am!"

[latent crystal]

Rip

[storm marsh]

Whattt

[latent crystal]

I'm so hungryyyy

[storm marsh]

Can we be friends???

[heady bear]

Wanna have match ?

[latent crystal]

Sureeee

[storm marsh]

GAME ON!!!

[latent crystal]

The typa shit hikaru calculates

[storm marsh]

Username - DAKSHJ1520

[heady bear]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-wanna-think-too-much-gif-19622217

[latent crystal]

Kk

[latent crystal]

Xddd

[limpid sleet]

not interesting, add some effects make it more crazy to get views

[latent crystal]

Frrrr

[steady hedge]

Why u talking shit

[steady hedge]

@indigo void play me now

[quasi nova]

@reef canyon are you sad Bluebaum drew Wei Yi

[latent crystal]

Ikr, talking heads is better

[indigo void]

I'm not interested

[steady hedge]

Accept

[latent crystal]

Frrrr

[steady hedge]

Please kindly accept.

[indigo void]

Nah

[steady hedge]

Why?

[latent crystal]

Smash

[latent crystal]

Id love to make Magnus's pawn grow to the size of a queen 😏

[latent crystal]

WAIT WAIR WAITTT

[indigo void]

I don't want

[indigo void]

That's sus linee

[heady bear]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-absolute-chess-absolute-taim-magnus-carlsen-gif-5053996202463249031

[restive comet]

we need a channel #greatbluebaumsweep

[indigo void]

Lichess connected to my chess

[restive comet]

banned word

[indigo void]

How did I say it then

[latent crystal]

Nahhhh

[latent crystal]

Frrr

[indigo void]

What did that meanbn

[latent crystal]

Nuh uh

[latent crystal]

Hmmm

[indigo void]

Aw

[restive comet]

say what

[buoyant acorn]

Hi chat

[latent crystal]

Let it grow

[indigo void]

That's cheating

[elfin saffron]

Has there ever been a player whose playstyle didn't feel like a man nor a machine, rather a monster? Closest I can think is morphy

[latent crystal]

Why it redacted

We got the chessfiles

[indigo void]

Who is Ishowacceleration

[restive comet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1437829453614022677/1487771182034845947/image0.gif

[elfin saffron]

@cursive pagoda

[indigo void]

Not fair

[latent crystal]

Hmmm, jerry from Perth city

I'm on my way to challenge him right now

[indigo void]

Ohh no that's real manudavid

[restive comet]

you can't say this word ||banned word||

[normal dust]

Dm me

[minor plinth]

play with me

[modern owl]

The /profile is not working

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Rapid: 1075 (1118 peak)
Blitz: 677 (818 peak)
Bullet: 891 (1086 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> OLFU ANT BS-PSYCH (suzu-hime)

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Streamer: False

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Rapid: 2064 (2125 peak)
Blitz: 2110 (peak)
Bullet: 2011 (peak)

[modern owl]

Oh finally

[modern owl]

W elo

[minor plinth]

anybody playing

[modern owl]

Wanna play a 2100

[minor plinth]

yes

try

??

[wary hedge]

Do y'all play ches

[signal snow]

There are 50k players better than me in the world

[silent wagon]

Damn

[minor plinth]

anybody playing

[signal snow]

I need to lock in

[wary hedge]

How new r u

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/sanji-sanji-one-piece-one-piece-sanji-sanji-crying-sanji-cry-gif-25573647

[minor plinth]

not new

[wary hedge]

Oh nvm, need someone that just started playing chess last last week

[honest brook]

play ladder

[wary hedge]

What's ladder

[honest brook]

random online matches

[proven wave]

When did chess started to have Ladder?

[wary hedge]

He's playing chess 360 ig

[honest brook]

idk I think I heard levy or someone say it before and now I use it

[proven wave]

Also #🧩〡weekend-puzzle-rush will end in 2 hours . Feel free to participate!

[steady hedge]

@proven wave hey mohiy

[radiant swan]

vro fell off in rapid

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tree

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1631 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1535 (1624 peak)
Bullet: 1426 (1753 peak)

[proven wave]

I am improving! Finally

[sudden pilot]

You were 1300 last days right?

[proven wave]

That was another account I don't play on that

[sudden pilot]

Oh

[paper lily]

[cobalt helm]

Why admin is a pawn

[junior anchor]

Resigning after blundering a knight is insane

[cobalt helm]

U should be bishop or knight

[cobalt helm]

Ask for promotion

[junior anchor]

Nah

[rose hamlet]

Chess, more like bles

[proven wave]

Pawns are something very special 🙂 just like a cute grass in park

[cobalt helm]

When will u get bigger pawnie

[lime falcon]

😂

[cobalt helm]

Call the ambulance

[normal mason]

update i am now 66 points from NM

[sudden pilot]

Nice

[paper lily]

equal position bruh

[cobalt helm]

How did he move his queen to that position

[proven wave]

Nice!

[cobalt helm]

He will pin queen wdym

[paper lily]

bruh?

[rose hamlet]

amaing

[paper lily]

he won't take knight simply develop

[proven wave]

Actually white have more advantage.

Here

[paper lily]

slight not decisive

[lime falcon]

Still I won, opponent ran out of time + he loses a knight n a bishop,I was just showing knight sacrifice 😂

[proven wave]

Because their king is also in the centre. + No development

[paper lily]

yrah that's what I'm saying not every brilliant is irrefutable

[lime falcon]

Little bit ig

[main owl]

Say hi.

[cobalt helm]

He brought up the queen early in the game

[proven wave]

hi

[cobalt helm]

Low elo mistake

[paper lily]

never delay safety of king

[main owl]

I never said Simon says.

Low elo mistake.

[honest brook]

oh I was expecting a good boy

[paper lily]

quick o o

[cobalt helm]

Good boy

[honest brook]

dawg not to me...

[cobalt helm]

Thats why its brilliant

[proven wave]

Okay I am going to play some chess. Bye everyone!

[paper lily]

[cobalt helm]

Bye pawn

[gentle gorge]

guess the elo

[prisma helm]

800- 1200

[storm tulip]

9999 elo

[zealous marsh]

We love 2200s blundering Qh4+

[kindred crypt]

anyone in the 600-700 elo range?

[prisma helm]

Yup

[storm tulip]

I can play like one dont worry twin

[kindred crypt]

how about a game

im 651

[storm tulip]

Sure what's your acc name

[kindred crypt]

same here

[gentle gorge]

yes we do

[storm tulip]

Blits, bullet, rapid?

[kindred crypt]

rapid

[high gorge]

What ??? I just started the battle and chess.com just froze for me, while my opponent is racking up wins

Puzzle Battle

[wild cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/fine-motion-wit-uma-uma-musume-pointing-gif-6960546458241992468

[livid badger]

Hi. my name is Avg_f4Enjoyer. Before i was connected, life was rough. I couldn’t send images, gifs, and participate in other various activities. But ever since i connected my account, life has gotten ultimately better for me. In conclusion, you should connect your account. its worth it

[zealous marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/daitaku-helios-uma-musume-gyaru-anime-gacha-game-gif-11411683539122974775

sorry man, I had to do it 💔

[wild cliff]

Sooo when JD makes fun of meeeeee he get auraaaaaa, buuuuuut when iiiii

[livid badger]

howd it take you a year to type ts

[wild cliff]

HAVE 4 BRILLIANTS I GET NEGATIVE 10000000 AURAAAAA WOOOOOOWWWW

I seee how it is guys

[proven wave]

My brain don't know how this is happening

[livid badger]

YOU BEEN HERE FOR 11 MONTHS AND YOU HAVENT CONNECTED😭😭😭😭

[wild cliff]

If making fun of me is your power then what are you without it

[livid badger]

nice

[slim gulch]

ooh

[empty fulcrum]

only blundering 1 piece per game on average

[livid badger]

ok i go now bye

[wild cliff]

I don't know what I'm doing here I don't even play chess

[modern owl]

Chess board or chess matt

[proven wave]

True! xD and my opponent somehow missing their winning chance

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)

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Rapid: 2387 (2437 peak)
Blitz: 2335 (2429 peak)
Bullet: 2169 (2206 peak)

[proven wave]

Can I make it to 1700?

[empty fulcrum]

no

[modern owl]

Yes.

[honest brook]

matt just the cheap version I don't think anyone prefers it

[proven wave]

Well James said first . So it's a no

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tree

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Rapid: 1639 (1814 peak)
Blitz: 1535 (1624 peak)
Bullet: 1426 (1753 peak)

[zealous marsh]

same typa aura as this lol

[modern owl]

I have one, I bought it 2023 it's 50x50cm, really nice

[proven wave]

Wow!

[zealous marsh]

I fell off since then but eh

[thick bobcat]

https://lichess.org/zuTMSacj
Anyone wanna be my test subject and let me try mating with knight and bishop against a human?

[thick bobcat]

Ruby best girl

Ima steel that background picture

[zealous marsh]

They done choked the ending to the manga

Curse you Aka Akasaka

[minor plinth]

anyone play with me?

[thick bobcat]

I haven't read the manga but I like Aqua x Ruby xD

[proven wave]

I hope I will never go back to 1300!

[thick bobcat]

Unfortunaly I got spoiled about what happens in the 15 year lie movie between Aqua and Ruby

[storm tulip]

GG's

[zealous marsh]

Then you have even MORE reasons not to read the manga

[kindred crypt]

gg

[storm tulip]

I didn't see that checkmate at all oops

[kindred crypt]

tbh i dint see it either

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> OLFU ANT BS-PSYCH (suzu-hime)

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Name: OLFU ANT BS-PSYCH (suzu-hime)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2064 (2125 peak)
Blitz: 2110 (peak)
Bullet: 2011 (peak)

[thick bobcat]

I heard so many people talk about how bad the manga ending is but I can't imagine how it will go to be that bad 😭

[zealous marsh]

You poor soul you do not want to know 😭

It's a 3/10 at best

[minor plinth]

can anyone play with me

[modern owl]

Alright drop them user

I feel like playing a few unrated games right now

[minor plinth]

Mixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

ok

[zealous marsh]

sorry mohit

[proven wave]

@zealous marsh take off topic to #💬〡general-off-topic or dms 🙂

[zealous marsh]

Fact of the day:

Anna Cramling could have defeated her GM mother on their first professional match against each other but she choked it up a piece and the resulting "drawn" endgame which she also blundered in.

[tough saffron]

oh ya i think

[tough saffron]

i watch this game '

[fiery chasm]

I've seen it yes 😭

Check out this #chess game: KWexe vs eps14 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/166622445518
HALLOWEEN GAMBIT!!!!!!

[frosty peak]

KWexe (1708) vs. eps14 (1701)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. Nxe5 Nxe5 5. d4 Neg4 6. h3 Nh6 7. g4 Nfg8 8. g5 Nf5 9. exf5 d5 10. Be3 Bxf5 11. Qf3 Be6 12. O-O-O Bb4 13. Ne2 Ne7 14. Nf4 O-O 15. h4 c6 16. h5 Nf5 17. g6 fxg6 18. hxg6 h6 19. Nxe6 Qe7 20. Nxf8 Rxf8 21. Bd3 Nxd4 22. Qh3 Nb5 23. Bxb5 cxb5 24. [Rxd5] Rc8 25. Qxc8+ 

[prisma helm]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[gentle gorge]

hmm

[candid fox]

Hi😎Iam the best player in the world😎My rating is 3500 😎🍌

[prisma helm]

so less bro

[high harness]

@frail harness ya say younger folks must have it easier to break the pleatu but somehow forgetting is just too fast, more so if you got sleep problems like me so I don't think age doesn't really matter in my opinion. At any age, it seems to be multifactorial, having all variables in your hand in improving in chess...

there is a man in 60s and I believe it's one of the documented cases of breakthrough in rating with srs. It's been written in the book "chess master at any age". It's low-tech version but seems interesting.

[candid fox]

Whats ur rating😎🍌

[prisma helm]

If You lessen you will get shocked

[candid fox]

Say dont worry😎🍌

[jovial anchor]

noel studer is so goated man

[gentle gorge]

are u ai

[candid fox]

No Iam NM Khankisiyev

🍌😎

[prisma helm]

99999 I know it is less but i am still trying

[gentle gorge]

🥝

[candid fox]

Hi friend we are the best player in the world🍌😎🦍

[candid fox]

🍆

[prisma helm]

Yaa

[candid fox]

🍑🧡

[prisma helm]

Are you both are in fruit competition

[candid fox]

No🥒

[indigo void]

What's happening

[prisma helm]

Idk

[candid fox]

Hello 🍓

[indigo void]

Well same

[indigo void]

Strawberry?

[candid fox]

Yeah🍑

[gentle gorge]

whats ur uscf

[candid fox]

Whats uscf 🥭

[gentle gorge]

son im crine

[prisma helm]

Is any one here who know how to talk

[kindred crypt]

Yes

[candid fox]

Iam hair🍑

[prisma helm]

Why are you using this fruits

[prisma helm]

Here*

[candid fox]

Because I love fruits

[candid fox]

If u need help Iam always hair🥥

[high harness]

He likes many many fruits

[prisma helm]

Noo i don't need

[candid fox]

OK🫐

[jovial anchor]

Guys, What is your favorite chess opening? like ones that you find really fun or have won you the most games

[gentle gorge]

englund gambit

[uneven wolf]

london 💔

[candid fox]

Fruit opening🌶️

[prisma helm]

London

[high harness]

Saragossa c3

[proud rapids]

English

[past marten]

How get good

[sudden pilot]

Get good

[past marten]

How make midgame plans

[jovial anchor]

so many british openings 😭

[sudden pilot]

Learn the opening plan

[robust crypt]

Sup

[candid fox]

Trust me The best opening is Fruit Gambit 🍆

[prisma helm]

They are maid at the time of mid game only

[past marten]

Thanks bro

[prisma helm]

Wlcome

[jovial anchor]

you just solved chess

[prisma helm]

Hmmmm

[candid fox]

Bay bay guys Iam going to eat my favourite fruits🍎

[prisma helm]

Bye

[proven wave]

@candid fox be normal and talk about chess here

Thanks

[candid fox]

Ok my little eggplant🍆

[high harness]

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> grandmaster_sauron

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2018 (2029 peak)
Blitz: 1081 (1179 peak)
Bullet: 992 (1266 peak)

[prisma helm]

Ooo

[modern owl]

Nah blitz and rapid difference is crazy

[prisma helm]

😱

[proud rapids]

I don't play that much blitz and bullet

[minor plinth]

good game

[proven wave]

Hey CM

[prisma helm]

Hello cutie

[proven wave]

You didn't join #🧩〡weekend-puzzle-rush yet

It will end in one hour

[modern owl]

Oh btw your mistakes were You didn't develop your pieces before you attacked me, also you made unnecessary weaknesses on your castles king (a3 and Kb1, right in front of my rook and dark squared bishop)

Your rook on H1 and knight on f1 barely moved

[minor plinth]

can you tell while playing

[modern owl]

Oh g1

[copper valley]

Heyy guys

Wsp

[minor plinth]

but why were you saying your piece was hanging

[modern owl]

I was trolling to see if you'd believe me

[copper valley]

@modern owl do you want to play?

[minor plinth]

yeah you did this before also

[modern owl]

Nah I'm goood

[modern owl]

😅

[copper valley]

Pls let me try i want to play agains 2000

[modern owl]

We 2ks ain't that good, that's all you need to know

[copper valley]

Really?

[modern owl]

Yeah

[minor plinth]

should I learn theory

opening

[modern owl]

No, work on your thought process and chess principles

[copper valley]

Well i dont think so but if you want to play later dm me

[high harness]

Can I try against you?

[copper valley]

Play againts me

[modern owl]

Look at this. Your horse has been stuck on it's original square for ages, and when you developed it, you chose the worst square possible

[modern owl]

Will you win?

[high harness]

Depends lol

[minor plinth]

yes

[copper valley]

😪

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> kenmist

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1299 (1374 peak)
Blitz: 688 (888 peak)
Bullet: 686 (694 peak)

[high harness]

Add me, homie.

[modern owl]

So yah, just follow chess principles and apply them on your games

[copper valley]

Me?

[modern owl]

Connect your account

[minor plinth]

ok

[tropic radish]

Can we play though?

[copper valley]

Why

[copper valley]

Yes

[modern owl]

So I can see your user

[rose hamlet]

Chess, more like bless

[rose hamlet]

Play me a game of rapid, fellow rating

[copper valley]

Idont know haw, anyways i send you my user in dms

[modern owl]

I want 3+0

[rose hamlet]

send me challenge

NahulogFalls

[high harness]

[copper valley]

@rose hamlet play me

[dense kettle]

Someone play some bullet ?

[spice isle]

anyone indian??

[minor plinth]

me

[wild cliff]

So when legend say anyone indian he gets aura but when I get 4 brilliants I get negative 1million aura wow I see how it is

[spice isle]

chill bro

[sudden pilot]

What

[paper goblet]

how many matches do you focus on at the candidates

i can only do 1

[sudden pilot]

Unc dragging it

https://tenor.com/view/toxs-sriu-toxs-toxss-dolamy-gif-16009245119894670470

[wet hollow]

@glacial ivy I pinged ffor a reason I just cant explain it

Ahhh it was xiao

[safe patio]

beautiful

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dareal_magnus_carlsen

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 289 (643 peak)
Blitz: 130

[balmy python]

@wet hollow please help

[modern owl]

Yo to the Filipino, nc g

[rose hamlet]

@modern owl

gg

[wet hollow]

What

What happened pookie

[sudden pilot]

I think i have fought this guy

[rose hamlet]

are you filipino, also look at my cursor

[sudden pilot]

The hell

[rose hamlet]

It's osu cursor

[modern owl]

W cursor. Where from the Philippines are you?

[rose hamlet]

Cavite

[modern owl]

Do you play ML

[sudden pilot]

Supp with the queen takes pawn

[rose hamlet]

I am a recovoring addict, don't speak such stuff

hehe

[modern owl]

I'm playing ML right now, not much chess anymore. On my way to become Philippines miya

[rose hamlet]

oooh u don't know tagalog and stuff like that

[modern owl]

Currently Top 28 Rizal Miya 1200 matches 63 winrate Mythical Immortal 107 stars

ML has chess too, magic chess

[somber kindle]

Sup

[modern owl]

And Magnus is the same Team as Karltzy Team Liquid

Esports team

[rose hamlet]

that's brainrot stuff

[modern owl]

I can speak Filipino language, I think

[rose hamlet]

cool, I myself am trying to learn russian

[rose hamlet]

bruh is posting water brainrot

[modern owl]

Russian is like categorized as one of the hardest languages to learn

[sudden pilot]

Can we all talk chess in off topic amd talks off topic in chess channel on april fools

[past marten]

It's untrue

It's only true if you're american

[modern owl]

Oh I'm Filipino

[past marten]

American but poor

[mellow pike]

Nah

[modern owl]

Alright, that was uncalled for

[past marten]

My apologies

[rose hamlet]

lloyd is water, and manwha are low quality stuff I think

[modern owl]

Alright

[past marten]

But yeah I mean you could prob figure out russian better than Americans

[rose hamlet]

indeed

[proven wave]

#🧩〡weekend-puzzle-rush ending in 30 mins

[modern owl]

Tinawag tayong mahirap, well totoo naman since we've been colonized by Americans for about 40 years and ever since then, their influence on our Country and Politics remains

I think brought chess here too

[past marten]

What is that name

[modern owl]

Oh we were talking about the influence of America on our country

[rose hamlet]

maybe, I don't know abt the history of that

[past marten]

Well yeah but is tinawag tayong mahirap one city or 3

[modern owl]

Oh that one, you can just translate it but keep it to yourself

[jade relic]

Chess was invented in India during the Gupta Dynasty

[modern owl]

First Asian Chess Grandmaster from the Philippines tho not India

[jade relic]

I forgot who I was gonna reply this to

[jade relic]

Idc but chess was invented in India

[twilit eagle]

Chaturanga

Evolved from India

[rose hamlet]

I am sleepy

[modern owl]

It's about 7PM it's too early

[past marten]

Yeah screw India because of them millions of people are addicted to chess

[prisma helm]

What is this?

[sudden pilot]

Labubu

[twilit eagle]

That's a lipgloss

[plain leaf]

Why it looks like Tony tony chopper

[prisma helm]

What lip gloss means

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

[past marten]

Burn it

[prisma helm]

Why?

[copper valley]

Why this is so expensive

[past marten]

It suck

[prisma helm]

Idk

[copper valley]

😭😭😭

[twilit eagle]

Applied to lips to make it glossy/more shiny

[copper valley]

U cant say that

[prisma helm]

🙂‍↔️

[prisma helm]

👍 okay

[shadow obsidian]

good morning everyone hope u all have a chessiful day

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/kamen-rider-zeztz-good-morning-gif-4708216314988759877

Lmao how my first ever push up looks like

[prisma helm]

😂

Hey, is all gonna sleep 😴

[paper goblet]

3|0 is just flagging at the end lol

[twilit eagle]

U too

[paper goblet]

i posted my 2300 rating on fb and everyone calls me cheating lol

[prisma helm]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-deniro-meet-the-fockers-point-looking-at-you-im-watching-you-gif-5145428

[sudden pilot]

So when i posted my 600 elo at my lowest everyone laughed about it, but when i posted my 2k elo i got called cheating

https://tenor.com/view/bigyahu-bigyahucalling-big-yahu-big-yahu-calling-bibi-gif-7107830166883974193

[past marten]

How do i reach 1k

[stiff abyss]

anyone wanna play

[sudden pilot]

Learn one or two opening and then just use those

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kousik .A (kakarot220709)

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Name: Kousik .A (kakarot220709)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1029 (1031 peak)
Blitz: 892 (1017 peak)
Bullet: 558 (759 peak)

[limpid viper]

Just don’t post your rating?

[normal dust]

Anyone wanna play ?

[limpid viper]

Is my iq too high

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/tik-tok-our-brains-are-shrinking-please-stop-an-iq-too-high-gif-14451649523511961636

[limpid viper]

Why is this image moving

[balmy python]

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

u r not gukesh lil

[limpid viper]

I am the next gukesh

[balmy python]

nope praggnanandhaa

[limpid viper]

I may only be a year younger than gukesh but I am the next gukesh

[zealous marsh]

allat just for their current best player to be a washed twenty-two y.o Daniel Quizon 💀

Since So definitely has no intention of coming back

[wide venture]

Anybody wanna play???

[normal dust]

Elo?

[wide venture]

Nope . Nobody can be gukesh

@normal dust 504 I think

[normal dust]

Too low

[wide venture]

And blitz is 312 or something idk

[humble eagle]

why would you ever play like this with white

this so so bad

[normal dust]

Anyone more then 1500 here ?

[humble eagle]

simplest plans for black oat

[wide venture]

Bro ur 500-999

[humble eagle]

play b6, bb7, put knight on d5, trade pieces, try to win endgame

[normal dust]

948 on this account (new), previously reached ~1700

[wide venture]

Oh okay

Anybody wanna play??? Under 1000 ELO tho pls

[prisma helm]

445

[wide venture]

Okay what's ur username?

[normal dust]

Anyone more than 1500?

[wide venture]

Yash what's ur username

[prisma helm]

Uninstallafterloss

[wide venture]

I sent a request

A friend request

[prisma helm]

Yes I have accepted

Do you Wana play?

[wide venture]

Accept the game request

[prisma helm]

Okay

[grave dome]

bro what to do when the opp trade queens under 5 moves

PMO sm OML

[humble eagle]

play the endgame?

[grave dome]

nah but then i cant castle

thats the prob i dont know what to do

[humble eagle]

huh

what opening do u play

[grave dome]

e4

kg3

[humble eagle]

kg3??

[grave dome]

like 80% of times

f3*

[humble eagle]

wtf is kg3

huh

[eternal ruin]

just have the rooks together

[humble eagle]

king to f3?

og knight, youre dumbass

nf3

not kf3

[grave dome]

aint it knight

[humble eagle]

Yeah but K is taken K = king

So second letter N=kNight

[grave dome]

abry phir usko trade karne me advantage hota haina

kyoki woh hamesha avg 2points aange rahega

[grave dome]

okayy

[eternal ruin]

better to keep the chat in english

[humble eagle]

but when are you trading queens in e4?

[eternal ruin]

then its more of an advantage for the opp if opponent is +2

[rigid meteor]

I want 1k fast how to??

[humble eagle]

1. choose opening for white (e4, d4 ) 2. choose opening for black vs (e4,d4). 3. Learn like the basics of the opening 3. Play games with said openings, and analyse where you forgot

[small jungle]

Najdorf

[sudden pilot]

Learn One opening and use it

[eternal ruin]

paste the link of your game, and ill go through it

[rigid meteor]

I usually play knight f3

[modern owl]

Nah Quizon is a Fraud

[upbeat cedar]

how do u even stop mate here

[thorn peak]

Anyone for a friendly 1v1?

[normal dust]

Elo ?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Prasanna Shrestha (emperorprasanna)

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Name: Prasanna Shrestha (emperorprasanna)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2228 (peak)
Blitz: 2227 (2301 peak)
Bullet: 2400 (2440 peak)

[zealous marsh]

ggs mate you're done for

[upbeat cedar]

:/

[strong locust]

I swear this exact thing happened to me two months ago

[upbeat cedar]

i reviewed it and saw that i shoudn't of haved pushed the pawn

:(

[reef canyon]

not at all he's still unbeaten which hikaru and anish arent

[thorn peak]

No rating yet… but let’s see how it goes

[zealous marsh]

Ne1 is obscure, I don't blame you

[reef canyon]

i feel bad for fabi fans ngl

[normal dust]

Username : spizyrizz

[quasi nova]

Why vro

[upbeat cedar]

engine recommended this

[thorn peak]

Alright let's play

[reef canyon]

fabi was putting them on edge game 1

[normal dust]

Send me request

[reef canyon]

while i get to sleep early because matthias already drew

[zealous marsh]

I see the logic behind that move, but ultimately it's still gonna be tricky

[proven ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/wuthering-waves-gif-18408241362933028599

[upbeat cedar]

il remember it for the future xD

[reef canyon]

anyways im gonna be fr

if not blubaum, i think the one whos going to win the whole thing is sindarov

im already calling it

[quasi nova]

Whens the next game btw

[quasi nova]

I hope

[reef canyon]

in like 1 hour iirc

[zealous marsh]

since Rh6 Nf5 Rxh3 things, then ig you could come back to Ng3 but nobody's gonna see that move

[quasi nova]

Ahh midnight for me, so fun

[tribal sage]

hi

[upbeat cedar]

i saw the mate so i just moved then i realised im still getting mated and just resigned

[reef canyon]

seeing how shaky fabi and hikaru was last game im just not convinced their ratings are worth anything anymore

2800s my arse

[quasi nova]

They gotta lock in

[humble eagle]

Reti opening

One game btw

[quasi nova]

One of my teammates today genuinely said they could beat Magnus if they come out better in the opening

[humble eagle]

pray for me

[quasi nova]

We all just stared at him

[tribal sage]

meow ;3

[prisma helm]

Check out this #chess game: grandaf123 vs UninstallAfterLoss - https://www.chess.com/live/game/166445178886

[frosty peak]

grandaf123 (397) vs. UninstallAfterLoss (415)

Move List

1. e4 [b6] 2. e5 g6 3. d4 Bb7 4. f4 Bg7 5. Nf3 d6 6. g3 dxe5 7. Bg2 Nc6 8. O-O exf4 9. Bxf4 h6 10. c3 g5 11. Be5 f6 12. d5 Nxe5 13. Nxe5 fxe5 14. h4 Nf6 15. c4 gxh4 16. Rf5 Qd6 17. Qa4+ c6 18. Nc3 b5 19. cxb5 cxd5 20. b6+ Bc6 21. Nb5 Qe6 22. Rf3 e4 23. Rc3 O-O 24. Rac1 Bxb5 25. Qxb5 hxg3 26. Rc6 Qg4 27. Qf1 e3 28. Qf3 Qd4 29. Qxg3 e2+ 30. Qf2 Qd2 31. Qe1 Qe3+ 32. Kh2 Ng4+ 33. Kh1 Rf2 34. Kg1 Qg3 35. Kh1 Qh2# 

[compact aspen]

True

[quasi nova]

Mew²

[tribal sage]

mewtwo ;3

[queen lynx]

hi guys

[rigid meteor]

is it good?

[wild cliff]

If chess is your power then what are you without it

[compact aspen]

It's good if you don't know what to play

[soft mason]

yo guys how tf am I 1100 on blitz and 1800 on rapid chess.com but on lichess I'm 1700 and 1700? are chess.com players just cracked at blitz

[wild cliff]

Chess is more popular my guy

[cursive cradle]

u're just slow ig

i'm 1800 rapid almost 1700 blitz

[compact aspen]

Blud flexing

[soft mason]

🤣

1800 isn't a flex

2200+ and ur him

[rigid meteor]

okay thakns

[compact aspen]

For some people it is

For me 2500+ is flex

[cursive cradle]

what flex

[humble eagle]

you cant say that when youre 1600, not even elo shaming

[formal hornet]

How do I get gif permission

[tribal sage]

@soft mason check your dms ;3

[compact aspen]

Blud I am just expressing my thoughts 😭

[soft mason]

are we talking fide or online 🤣 cause if fide that shit is like top 99 percentile

[formal hornet]

Why is everyone here talking smack

[compact aspen]

Obviously online

[tribal sage]

top 99 percentile = better than 1% of players = trash

[formal hornet]

my Elo is 300

[tribal sage]

you meant top 1 percentile?

[soft mason]

Oooops yeah

[silver ivy]

shere can i link my account or do we link ?

[tribal sage]

did you know 2k bullet on cc is top 0.5 percentile

there's less people up there than you think

[safe patio]

holy beautiful game, sorry for bad cam quality

[compact aspen]

/"connect"

[cursive cradle]

2k rapid cc is 0.1

[safe patio]

type /profile

[silver ivy]

ty bro

[tribal sage]

no it's not
it's 0.5

[soft mason]

people who are genuinely good at bullet and don't just play to flag impress me

[formal hornet]

YouTube shorts ahh game

[soft mason]

converting close positions with 1 min on the clock is crazy

[thorn peak]

I won

[tribal sage]

it was 0.3 mb

[normal dust]

Yehh again ?

[formal hornet]

Is 100 rating good ?

[normal dust]

Wanna play

[compact aspen]

Yeah

[formal hornet]

I just keep losing elo so I keep making new account to go back to 300

[thorn peak]

My charge is 2 percent later we will play

[tribal sage]

yes
it's very good

[normal dust]

Okie

[shadow obsidian]

Mohit did not appreciate my joke

[cursive cradle]

it's 0.3 actually

[shadow obsidian]

😔

[thorn peak]

Btw well played 😁

[normal dust]

Thanks

[reef canyon]

taps the meme

[formal hornet]

Does having over 2000 rating mean u have high iq ?

[limpid viper]

No

[reef canyon]

no it just means you have a lot of time to waste on a game

[thorn peak]

Ur intro?

[formal hornet]

Cuz in shows and movies they show smart people as very good chess players

[normal dust]

Prem from wb west bangal Wby?

[reef canyon]

define "smart"

[compact aspen]

Absolutely not because anyone can reach 2000 elo if they started as a kid

[reef canyon]

what is being smart for you?

[formal hornet]

A person with mega mind head

[reef canyon]

is it mathematically/logically smart, academically smart

[formal hornet]

Having a big head

[thorn peak]

My name is Ayzen I'm from Mumbai

[reef canyon]

that's just having a big ego

[normal dust]

Ntmy

[formal hornet]

So if I was born with a big head = more ego

[reef canyon]

if being smart has a big head then im so glad im stupid asl

[bronze fern]

Im predicting a crazy victory for black on all four boards of the men's candidates round 2

[devout ginkgo]

na

[formal hornet]

Maybe you are

[devout ginkgo]

$1000 that doesnt happen lol

[formal hornet]

Gambling on chess bruh

[compact aspen]

Found the flexer

[thorn peak]

Do you know any way to make money from playing chess I'm really good at this dude like I can easily checkmate anyone

[reef canyon]

"maybe you are" im literally saying i am what is bro on 😭

[devout ginkgo]

i think if ur good enough to get to 2300 u can flex it

[formal hornet]

I am just messing with you

[ocean scaffold]

hmm...

[reef canyon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-home-lander-nao-no-gif-12606514540494555875

calling it the "men's candidates"

[bronze fern]

Wdym hows that bad

Open

[reef canyon]

it's called the "open" for a reason

[formal hornet]

How to get gif permission

[manic nimbus]

it's not open though

[drifting bridge]

Hi

[manic nimbus]

i think

[somber kindle]

It’s open

[compact aspen]

If it's not open for me it's not open

[reef canyon]

women literally can get into the candidates

in the open section

it has happened before 🤯 crazy i know

[thorn peak]

@manic nimbus are u real or bot

[compact aspen]

Polgar?

[reef canyon]

the one and only so far

we wont be getting another polgar anytime soon

[somber kindle]

They have a women’s candidates and an open one for all geneders

[safe patio]

this is gonna be fun.

[manic nimbus]

i'm real bro

[safe patio]

ind v pak.

[compact aspen]

Hikaru and magnus should have a baby for that to happen

[manic nimbus]

my bad

[reef canyon]

i thought they hated chess over there in pakistan

[formal hornet]

Why did it give me an inaccuracy

[compact aspen]

It's fine I guess

[reef canyon]

idk man im not the engine

[cinder igloo]

i just got 5 blunders , still managed to win

[formal hornet]

[cinder igloo]

it was luck or my skill?

[reef canyon]

stop caring abt game review, only care about if it ended in a win/draw/loss

[cinder igloo]

😭

[formal hornet]

That’s not a Flex bro

[safe patio]

even if i got 5 brilliants id still find a way to lose

[cinder igloo]

opponent got 4 tho

[manic nimbus]

maybe cause the trade gives doubled pawns

[formal hornet]

But it’s telling me to move my bishop but if I did the queen will just capture it

[compact aspen]

Check again

[bronze fern]

No it would have been guarded by knight

[formal hornet]

Bro the knight is far

[safe patio]

HAHAHAHA LOOK AT WHAT MY OPPONENT PLAYED

[manic nimbus]

no it was not

[bronze fern]

Because you moved it instead of the bishop

[safe patio]

took them 3 minutes of thinking btw

[compact aspen]

Pog

[formal hornet]

Now I understand why I am at 100 elo

[valid crypt]

bruh

[normal dust]

Nope I don’t know

[bronze fern]

Its okay these things are not so easy to see as a beginner

You will improve

[queen lynx]

guys

[still ice]

Been there, but never took forever to make an ass move

[small jungle]

<@&745328830649991179> will surely message you

[still ice]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-what-gif-3784745843284049350

[past marten]

Yeah but after you take the queen he has knight takes h8 mate

[safe patio]

best part is that i almost decided to play bb4

[safe patio]

nah he missed

[humble eagle]

do you guys want the best elo hack

[past marten]

Sure bud

[humble eagle]

after you lose, just take 5 min break

[formal hornet]

Getting a job

[past marten]

He'd gonna tell us to use stogfish

[past marten]

Nvm

[humble eagle]

i dont have blue hair bor

[past marten]

I think hes eight

[formal hornet]

Now I am a hacker thx bro

[still ice]

Wait i dont understand

[past marten]

Right*

[tough saffron]

wat opening is good

[past marten]

Chatgpt chess

[still ice]

Oh damn

[past marten]

London system
Caro kann
Idk

Dutch defense

[formal hornet]

My peanut brain can only do the London thing

[storm tulip]

Get an employment contract and buy a coach

[slim hawk]

London was good for me as beginner

[humble eagle]

Ass, Ok, dutch is so awful

[still ice]

Especially bullet. It felt like im gambling when im playing over and over

[tough saffron]

WDYM DUTCH IS GOOD

[humble eagle]

its literally countered by g3

[past marten]

Idk bro I'm rated 10

[tough saffron]

kind of but

[humble eagle]

you just get bad positions after g3 why play it

[tough saffron]

still then that js means almost every opening is js countered by one singular move

[proven ginkgo]

the hell you talking about

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2072 (2130 peak)
Blitz: 1605 (1701 peak)
Bullet: 1698 (1956 peak)

[tough saffron]

js because g3 exist doesn't mean it causes anything to go bad you can still win

[humble eagle]

London = boring, Caro = Ok (its pretty good), Dutch = Awful (countered by g3)

[tough saffron]

all openings for black is bad cuz e4 js top move

[safe patio]

ez india beat pakistan

[tough saffron]

is what your basically saying

[safe patio]

caro is quite boring too

[tough saffron]

💔

[humble eagle]

you have to go for e5 d6 c5

its so bad and it just feels clunky

[tough saffron]

js play dutch leningrad

that could be worse but still its fun and ez to play

[safe patio]

BEAUTIFUL MOVE

[formal hornet]

🌏:2026 🇵🇰 🇮🇳:1956

[humble eagle]

eww then you have to play c6

[tough saffron]

[safe patio]

[tough saffron]

js what oepning do you even like 😭

[humble eagle]

then you have to go c6 d5 cxd5 cxd5

literally unplayable bro

[tough saffron]

js play a waiting move idk

[formal hornet]

Moving the king

[tough saffron]

and all leningrad variation aren''t all the same

[humble eagle]

no you like literally have to play c6

[proven ginkgo]

First off, calling the Dutch “awful” is like saying espresso is terrible because you don’t like bitter drinks. The Dutch Defense itself is hypermodern, which means you deliberately allow White some center space to later undermine it. g3? That’s literally expected. The Dutch isn’t supposed to crumble like a cookie if White fianchettos; it’s designed to survive, adapt, and strike back with e5 or c5 breaks. If you think g3 “kills” it, you're missing the whole opening itself.

Second, it’s flexible. Stonewall Dutch? Solid, almost impenetrable if you know your lines. Classical Dutch? Aggressive, fights for e4 square early. Leningrad Dutch? Dynamic kingside attacks. You can literally choose the flavor of chaos you want. That's something most people cannot handle.

Third, your g3 argument only works if the Dutch player panics. Experienced players just ignore the noise, develop naturally, and suddenly your fianchetto bishop is staring at an empty wall while Black’s pawns are ready to storm e4. It’s like saying Caro is boring because you didn’t see it coming.

Finally, “Dutch = awful” is just echo opinion smh. The Dutch has top-level pedigrees, Kasparov, Timman, and Shirov all toyed with it. So unless your critic is beating them every week, their hot take is literally just that: hot air...