💬〡chess-talk

[jovial anchor]

i should play 100 chess games today

[indigo knoll]

I’m chessing so hard today

I got back to 1900 today

[velvet rain]

(I haven’t played rated in over a week)

[indigo void]

Nicee

[uneven wolf]

same

[velvet rain]

Bruh my fish sticks are floppy wtf happened in the cookification process

[timber summit]

i play tf2 too much

[indigo knoll]

breaks are good, I need to take them. I once fell from 1900 to 1690 🫨

[timber summit]

need to play more chess

[jovial anchor]

I do nothing too much

[velvet rain]

Bro added a fun fact

[jovial anchor]

lmao

[timber summit]

the higher up, the quicker u fall

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[jovial anchor]

Why does this guy keep ninja reacting people istg 😭😭

[indigo knoll]

👁️🫦👁️

[velvet rain]

The best way to get back into chess is to play the grob

[timber summit]

bro thinks he jackie chan

[jovial anchor]

What is the grob

[velvet rain]

1. g4

[signal oasis]

@rancid osprey

[indigo knoll]

I’m gonna grob

[jovial anchor]

holy shit

[rancid osprey]

Zesty

[velvet rain]

I have a basic guide on how to play it

That I made in like an hour

Cuz I’m lazy bum

[timber summit]

queen to A9 here we go

[steady moon]

guide on 1. g4 😭

[indigo knoll]

I’m such a Chud ngl

[jovial anchor]

isnt the grob the worst opening for white possible

[velvet rain]

For an engine it is

[indigo void]

I'm creating app

[velvet rain]

But tell that to the 2400’s I slay with it

[scarlet arrow]

I'm now bald

[velvet rain]

Cancer gambit

[jovial anchor]

1. g4 e6 2. f3

best opening

[velvet rain]

Mainline is g4 d5 Bg2 Bxg4 c4 c6 (then my personal line) cxd5 cxd5 Qb3

[tame latch]

ooogaa booga

chess go suka

me dont know how to improve

[idle wing]

scotch is the best opening

[tame latch]

suka caveman suka

[velvet rain]

This fish sucks it tastes expired ew ew ew

[steady moon]

same these guys are so good

[tame latch]

especailly in blitz

[idle wing]

i got to 1500 just playing scotch such a good opening

[tame latch]

brilliant farm

[velvet rain]

Grob is better in blitz

[idle wing]

or play kings indan

[tame latch]

cuz ur 2200+

im barely even 2000

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aydensiuchess

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Rapid: 2002 (2032 peak)
Blitz: 2001 (2139 peak)
Bullet: 2002 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Alyssa (ilo)

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Rapid: 2329 (peak)
Blitz: 2253 (2342 peak)
Bullet: 2141 (2177 peak)

[jovial anchor]

I mean this is beautiful

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1125 (1405 peak)
Blitz: 749
Bullet: 795 (1228 peak)

[tame latch]

any advice on how to get better besides tactic (which i am grinding)

[idle wing]

lol

[jovial anchor]

But couldnt you do the exact same thing with g3 instead

[velvet rain]

…which means the trappy nature works better

[velvet rain]

They don’t go Bg4 usually

With g3

[tame latch]

grob is so counter intinuitive

[jovial anchor]

So the point is to weaken the b7 pawn?

[velvet rain]

And slap at the center

[jovial anchor]

or put the bishop on a useless square

[tame latch]

fym useless square

[jovial anchor]

Interesting

[velvet rain]

You open up files to attack as well

Like the g file

[tame latch]

fiancetto is not a trash square

[velvet rain]

The bishop on g4 prevents black from playing e3 fyi

[tame latch]

the thing i dont like abt grob is overextending lowk

[jovial anchor]

Blacks bishop on g4 is doing pretty much nothing

[tame latch]

g4?

[velvet rain]

e3?? Qa4+! You slam your fist into your monitor as the grob beats you in 8 moves

[indigo void]

Well I'm here

[velvet rain]

The grob is all around knowing how to defend and attack

…if you’re opponent doesn’t fall for any traps that is

[tame latch]

grob propanganda

[steady moon]

after c4, d4 just refutes the entire gambit lmfao

[velvet rain]

I have 2200 grob games ITS GOOD IN RAPID AND UNDER

[velvet rain]

d4 Bxg2 you lose the rook and cry

[tame latch]

u play grob in rapid??

[steady moon]

we are capturing our own bishop?

[ruby linden]

Check out this #chess game: AkSteeler vs Bala-39 - https://www.chess.com/game/live/166574805478
guys what do we think

[velvet rain]

Bxb7**

[frosty peak]

AkSteeler (621) vs. Bala-39 (503)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nc3 d6 4. Nd5 c6 5. Nxf6+ gxf6 6. d4 Bg4 7. dxe5 fxe5 8. Bg5 f6 9. h3 Bxf3 10. gxf3 Rg8 11. Bh4 Rg6 12. Bd3 Rh6 13. Bg3 Qb6 14. f4 Qxb2 15. fxe5 fxe5 16. Qb1 Qxb1+ 17. Rxb1 d5 18. exd5 cxd5 19. Bxe5 Nc6 20. Bf4 Rf6 21. Bg5 Re6+ 22. Be3 Bg7 23. Rxb7 Bf6 24. O-O d4 25. Bf4 Na5 26. Rxh7 Nc6 27. Bg5 Bxg5 28. Rh8+ Kd7 29. Rxa8 Re8 30. Rxe8 Kxe8 31. Re1+ Kf8 32. Bg6 Kg7 33. Re6 Nd8 34. Ra6 Bf4 35. Be4 d3 36. Bxd3 Be5 37. Rxa7+ Kf6 38. c4 Nc6 39. Ra6 Ke6 40. Rxc6+ Bd6 41. c5 Kd7 42. Rxd6+ Ke7 43. a4 Kf8 44. a5 Ke8 45. a6 Kf7 46. a7 Kg8 47. a8=Q+ Kf7 48. Qa7+ Kg8 49. Rd8# 

[velvet rain]

I TOLD YOU IM TIREDDDDDD

[jovial anchor]

What about Nc6

[steady moon]

and yeah it’s a well known line that refutes the gambit lmao even after sacrificing the exchange

[velvet rain]

Nc6 you take the pawn, probably take a second pawn, and defend a slightly worse position

[jovial anchor]

oh yeah true

[velvet rain]

It’s like +.7 after the entire line

[jovial anchor]

And if they play Nd7 you can just take the d pawn bc the queen doesnt protect

Lowk im playing the grob next game i play white

✌️

[velvet rain]

You need prep for rapid-

I can send you the notes I wrote

[jovial anchor]

sure

I suck at chess

[bright yacht]

ok

[steady moon]

Bxb7 Nd7 Bxa8 Qxa8 is like -1 for black

[jovial anchor]

Or visualizing chess

I just woke up too

[velvet rain]

It has the moves listed, then a list of what to expect

[lilac fulcrum]

finally i got a queen sacrifice we do eht

it's mid

[velvet rain]

There’s a queen sac line in one of the mainline e5 grob variations !!

[warm wind]

It's not a forced queen sacrifice

Black bishop can retreat back to e6

[velvet rain]

His elo is below 1000 not only should u be proud of twin you know black will probably take the queen

[warm wind]

Yeah for someone with that rating that move is quite difficult to find

[steady moon]

g4 only “works” if black doesn’t know the exchange sac line but even then black is still doing good if not just better

[warm wind]

Yeah most below 1000 below players would just take the queen

[velvet rain]

Black is around -.6 if they know what they are doing

[warm wind]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-scary-movie-parody-true-gif-27456863

[steady moon]

that position after the exchange sac line just looks very bad for white in general it’s kinda just playing for tricks imo

but yeah prob a good blitz weapon

[velvet rain]

The exchange sack line is fun to play as white. After black recaptures I like going f3 and a lot of the time Kf2

The grob does NOT work in classical in any way I got my ahh whooped by an 1100 only play up to 10|0 🙏

[indigo void]

Guys

[velvet rain]

Girls

[indigo void]

Hey u still here

[velvet rain]

No im dead

[indigo void]

Gay girl is boy

[velvet rain]

I’m eating waffles with chocolate syrup on them this is what I should be doing

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/pitowontwt-blac-youngsta-flexing-gif-26363577

[indigo void]

Ohh nice

[indigo void]

I m building my own music app

[honest brook]

congrats slime

[indigo void]

Thankss but i am Red not slime

[velvet rain]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-kasane-teto-plush-3d-gif-8221217762575684902

[honest brook]

nah anybody my slime if I decide

u slime now gang

[indigo void]

Aw ur slime

[indigo void]

Noooooo

[honest brook]

no homo dawg

[indigo void]

It has been 3 mins still app packing

Why it's taking so long

[velvet rain]

Cough

[honest brook]

u a weirdo dawg

[indigo void]

Who was that

[proven wave]

Feel free to join #🧩〡weekend-puzzle-rush

[velvet rain]

The wind is so strong today

[indigo void]

I will

[proven wave]

Nice

[indigo void]

Nahh that wasn't wind

[indigo void]

Npp so u free now?

[velvet rain]

They handicap us so bad forcing 2000+ to play 3 min rush

[proven wave]

Yes. Maybe from tomorrow I will not be free

[indigo void]

Yess let's play then

Haha this time tree will fall

[proven wave]

What time control do you want to play?

[indigo void]

Same one

[restive edge]

guys

[proven wave]

That's what someone said to tortoise in kung fu panda

[restive edge]

LISTEN UP

[proven wave]

Rapid? Feel free to challenge me

[indigo void]

Haha ik

[velvet rain]

Do u need my grob notes

🥺

[indigo void]

Sure

[restive edge]

Lets do an e chain

E

[velvet rain]

Sent

[warm wind]

Wanna play rapid? Everyone

[velvet rain]

Why is ur pfp a fake title

[warm wind]

It's an arena international master

I achieved it in the official fide website

[indigo void]

Hayy

[velvet rain]

Yeah fake ahh I don’t think anyone cares about online titles unless they want to feel better about themselves ✌️ 🥹

[indigo void]

Goodd tree

[proven wave]

Good game

[indigo void]

Tree so strong

[proven wave]

Tree got to see another day 🙂

[velvet rain]

I would say it’s good if cc lets you display it as a title on ur chesscom account

[indigo void]

Haha yeahh i gotta get sharperr

[velvet rain]

Did you chop the tree

[warm wind]

It's not just about that once you achieve the title it will display to your name at official otb tournaments

[proven wave]

@indigo void

[indigo void]

My blade wasn't sharp enough

[tulip comet]

when are you allowed to send pictures?

[indigo void]

When u r trusted

[proven wave]

Use /connect

[tulip comet]

ty

[indigo void]

That's way too

[tulip comet]

mohit i got a question can i send in dms

[indigo void]

Send heree

[tulip comet]

i can't send pictures

[proven wave]

Sure

[velvet rain]

Mohit if I beat you in rapid with grob I get official grobmaster title frfrfrfrfr

[indigo void]

Ohh connect

[indigo void]

Beat me first

[proven wave]

For your information they are 2000+

But thanks for your sacrify!

[velvet rain]

No im 200

My user is ilo

[indigo void]

Well still

[indigo void]

Okii

[indigo void]

Then i will suree win

[indigo void]

I am interested in you

[restive comet]

oi

[warm wind]

Wanna play in rapid?

[proven wave]

https://www.chess.com/member/ilo

[indigo void]

2300 elo can't get away with win

[tulip comet]

i sent you dm

[indigo void]

Yes ik i did see it

[restive comet]

mohit, lovely to see you

[warm wind]

@proven wave your rating is so high wanna have a friendly match (non rated)

[proven wave]

Thanks
It's been so long

[proven wave]

No it's not .

[frozen ether]

yo

[warm wind]

Well players in that level have high understanding of patterns and tactics of the game 😅

[restive comet]

yeaaa you know, school, finding a job the weekend, no more time for discord 😔

[lilac fulcrum]

i'm 740 in rapid so close

and i'm not proud of myself that wasn't brilliant or great tbh it's mid

atleast it was the best move

[summer basin]

🥹

[tame latch]

get 1000

[velvet rain]

Be proud of every good you make since it’s not a blunder

[tame latch]

you got this

[tame latch]

it took me 80 years to reach 200 elo

you are much better than me'

[pulsar inlet]

does anyone wanna play im 502 in blitz

[summer basin]

Dw

[lilac fulcrum]

i don't have the mentality of "i'm proud of myself i didn't blunder" i prefer to play risky and sacrifice pieces and play aggresively tbh.

[wet hollow]

Privyet Louis

[tame latch]

me

[lilac fulcrum]

but thanks

[tame latch]

unrated?

[restive comet]

hi cookie whats up

[pulsar inlet]

msg me

[wet hollow]

Where tf you been

[restive comet]

off the internet 😭 🙏

[wet hollow]

Damn bro escaped the matrix

[restive comet]

I needed it, but what u saying mate

[glacial copper]

hie

i just wanted to find ppl

[restive comet]

hi

[wet hollow]

I mean bro finally ffound a job

[glacial copper]

to play chess with

[warm wind]

@glacial copper sure

[restive comet]

niceee what you doing

[indigo void]

Awww

[glacial copper]

can u send link

[indigo void]

@velvet rain howwww

[restive comet]

you came to the right place

[velvet rain]

I’m curious to see if Rxb6 was ever winning

[glacial copper]

yayayyayayaayy :>

[indigo void]

But still

[wet hollow]

Degenerating on discord obviously

[upbeat cedar]

guys i hit 1K elo yesterday

[indigo void]

I won't feel good if i don't beat u

[upbeat cedar]

:D

[glacial copper]

LESSGOOOOO

[indigo void]

Good job

[velvet rain]

Massive

[restive comet]

I mean, the job you found

[upbeat cedar]

now i have the same ammount of digits as magnus carlsen so that means im the same good

[velvet rain]

Red why are you 800 blitz 😭

[glacial copper]

anyone wanna playayayyayay

[indigo void]

Why what's wrong

[warm wind]

Wait...https://link.chess.com/friend/nGJWrO

[tame latch]

lmfao

[velvet rain]

Nvm ur dc thing said 1900 it’s bugging out

[true grove]

SEND

[tame latch]

bro lost and cried

[indigo void]

Nah it's my 2nd account

[glacial copper]

wthhh bye im leaving u are 2k rated aaaaaaaaaaa

[wet hollow]

I am unemployed bro, im gonna go to college soon

[proven wave]

Welcome back

[indigo void]

I won 2 games so I became 1900 elo in that account

[upbeat cedar]

thank you i don't know why i was locked again

[indigo void]

And it's connected to discord

[tame latch]

yo mod ban @pulsar inlet he said n-word to me in dm

[velvet rain]

LMAO

[proven wave]

Properly a bug

[tame latch]

bro got mad after i woped his ahh in 10 secs

[indigo void]

Yeahhh it was easyy very easy

[warm wind]

@glacial copper bruh 😅😅

[gentle gorge]

hai big cat

[upbeat cedar]

hai small dog

[glacial copper]

i sent challenge checkkk

[indigo void]

Beating high elo easier than beating low elo

[proven wave]

Just block each other

[jovial anchor]

I HATE CHESS HOLY SHIT

[tame latch]

naw n-word is accepted now?

[velvet rain]

Grob prep didn’t do well…? :(

[upbeat cedar]

etal my game evaluation was +10 and i accediently checkmated myself...

[jovial anchor]

i was black

[gentle gorge]

i am 300 elo below my peak... who has it worse now

[proven wave]

Not on this server.

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dretal

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Rapid: 2236 (2280 peak)
Blitz: 2174 (2400 peak)
Bullet: 2186 (2419 peak)

[upbeat cedar]

eh

[jovial anchor]

and i blundered my queen with a skewer after i was clearly winning

[indigo void]

Added you

[velvet rain]

I have too many friends

[upbeat cedar]

blitz is overrated play rapid

[gentle gorge]

im bad

[tame latch]

pretty much the same thing

[jovial anchor]

Guys is there a channel where you can show your worst games?

[upbeat cedar]

im very bad at thinking fast

[wet hollow]

Hi bad

[gentle gorge]

hi heth mead

[true grove]

LUCKY U

[tame latch]

this kid got mated in 10 secs (3+0 game)

[restive comet]

wild place there

[upbeat cedar]

my win rate is amazing :)

[tame latch]

and he crying now

[gentle gorge]

good boy

[jovial anchor]

https://www.chess.com/game/166576984328

one move and i lost everything 🙏

[honest brook]

mobster innit

[upbeat cedar]

is winstreak games after eachoter or days?

[true grove]

U WANNA C MINE WORST?

[honest brook]

wins in a row

[velvet rain]

NO LIKE I MEAN I HAVE TOO MANY NOT LUCKY

[honest brook]

so games without loss

[true grove]

WTF

[honest brook]

I think without draws too but don't remember

[upbeat cedar]

.

[jovial anchor]

chess.com is not roblox

[upbeat cedar]

thats from me i kinda also made a pretty big mistake mating myself

[gentle gorge]

nah WHAT IS THAT PFP BRO

[glacial ivy]

Hi huzz

[velvet rain]

???

I paid someone to draw my Roblox avatar

[jovial anchor]

when ur winning and accidently hang mate in one

[gentle gorge]

nvm i thought it showed a bit more skin xd

[glacial ivy]

Commissioned by nickycrafts

[jovial anchor]

SO THIS IS ROBLOX

[honest brook]

u just like throwing money out the window eh

[velvet rain]

back in October

[true grove]

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL GAME... https://www.chess.com/game/live/166549318878

[frosty peak]

RAINSNAP (1314) vs. blindalley (1342)

Move List

1. e4 Nc6 2. Nf3 d6 3. Bc4 Bd7 4. O-O Bg4 5. a3 Ne5 6. Nxe5 dxe5 7. Qxg4 Nf6 8. Re1 Nxg4 9. h3 Nf6 10. b4 e6 11. Bb3 c6 12. Bb2 Bd6 13. c4 O-O 14. c5 Bc7 15. Re3 b6 16. d3 bxc5 17. bxc5 Rb8 18. Nd2 Ba5 19. Nc4 Rxb3 20. Bxe5 Rxd3 21. Bd6 Rd1+ 22. Kh2 

[velvet rain]

1000 Robux for it is a waste?

Or 10 dolla

[tame wing]

Anyone got really good tips to start climbing elo better. What's blitz rating needed for GM?

[honest brook]

I could never pay for a pfp

[velvet rain]

N/A

[tame wing]

What?

[velvet rain]

I had an old pfp that matched with my girlfriend before she disappeared off the internet

[gentle gorge]

3300 and you are 100% a gm

[honest brook]

blitz will not get you gm gm norms will get you gm

[tame wing]

I'm confused. So how do I start climbing that?

[velvet rain]

Don’t focus on blitz

[honest brook]

play fide tournament lmao

[velvet rain]

If you focus on blitz you won’t become a gm

Oh hey my waffles r done

[tame wing]

But I thought they had blitz gm's

[velvet rain]

?

Are you thinking of arena titles?

[tame wing]

Like arent Hikaru and Magnus considered GM's. And Hikaru is super high rated in bkitz

[jovial anchor]

https://x.com/i/status/2037990309209030867

Mia (@boygrrI)

the worst part of growing up in a white family is being forced to eat the blue meal

X · Mar 28, 2026, 8:28 PM

[gentle gorge]

i mean that one IM from peru is basically a gm in blitz

[tame wing]

And him

[honest brook]

wtf y'all be eating man 😭

[jovial anchor]

The blue meal,

[velvet rain]

They gain their GM title from classical chess, then play blitz with their GM knowledge and get high rated

[jovial anchor]

The green meal

[indigo void]

Heyy playy me again now I'll win for sure

[velvet rain]

Twin what in the Chernobyl is that

[summer basin]

Brilliant move

But why

[indigo void]

I have beaten 2000s before

[tame wing]

So like the 10 minute games are what I need to climb? If I ever hope of becoming a GM? And what is considered high ratings in blitz?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> rednewaccount

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Blitz: 1942 (peak)

[velvet rain]

I don’t play much blitz idk

[honest brook]

I guess bishop D7..??

fake ass brilliant man

[indigo void]

See thats why

[wind bay]

Yummers @rancid osprey

[indigo void]

Understand

[summer basin]

Fake ass brilliant

[velvet rain]

Red uses Secret weapon:stockfish

[jovial anchor]

Brilliants are already fake tbh

[tame wing]

Wow I'm only like 200 because my internet would crash and make me keep losing games. I went from 1k to 200 because of bad internet

Its so hard to climb back up

[indigo void]

Loll now you too saying that

Ban

[gentle gorge]

does anyone here play fried liver if so do u wanna grind some lines

[indigo void]

Loll

[dire pier]

??

[indigo void]

You are addicted

[tame wing]

I'm just asking for advice and sharing my experience. Jeez who peed in your cornflakes this morning

[jovial anchor]

Maybe dont play with bad internet

Unless you cant fix that

Then idek

[vocal musk]

<@&745328830649991179> not chess related

[jovial anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-war-helmet-shark-meme-gif-8983249853261281087

[velvet rain]

[summer basin]

Chill ,

[velvet rain]

I’m waiting for you red

[proven wave]

Thanks Neuro

[restive comet]

oh that was neuro?

[velvet rain]

The whole conversion an hour ago wasn’t chess related at all we were talking about Yuri

[restive comet]

omg i didnt even realize his username lol

[vocal musk]

You scared?

[dire pier]

you want to play ?

[summer basin]

O that guy is gone

[restive comet]

kinda, always 😭

[unborn zephyr]

Do you have any suggestions on how to get to elo 2000?

[vocal musk]

Stop blundering

[unborn zephyr]

I needdddd

[proven wave]

#1040028251965358121

[fading kelp]

THE ROOOOOOK

[alpine gale]

whatch content and lichess studies

[dire pier]

2Strong4YouBaby

[alpine gale]

even better if u have premium in chess.com

[steady hedge]

@glacial ivy

[bitter grotto]

@eager dew

what is locked out

[wide karma]

yo guys, anybody wanna play against me?

[daring bridge]

Im at 300 elo

Ive finally reached it

[wide karma]

Congrats!

Wanna play against me?

[daring bridge]

What elo?

[wide karma]

depends what time control

[plush stratus]

wanna play me

[wide karma]

102 elo?

[steady hedge]

@plush stratus yes

[plush stratus]

mhm

[wide karma]

Is that your real elo?

[steady hedge]

I want to play you please 😉

Can I play you @plush stratus

[plush stratus]

yes

[wide karma]

whats your elo

[plush stratus]

whats ur elo

[wide karma]

oh wow, what time control

[steady hedge]

Not good

[plush stratus]

I can only play one game tho, got sum todo

[steady hedge]

Please let's play , whats ur user

[plush stratus]

around how much

[steady hedge]

My user is sassyfinish

[alpine gale]

play me im 1800

[wide karma]

okay ill play against you

[steady hedge]

What is your user sir

[plush stratus]

tree_trees

[wide karma]

Check dm for a link

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> laertchess5

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1857 (1926 peak)
Blitz: 1327 (peak)
Bullet: 1198 (1320 peak)

[wide karma]

what time control

[plush stratus]

whats ur elo

[steady hedge]

@plush stratus I sent request..

[wide karma]

Petro, what time control do you wanna play?

[plush stratus]

send again

[alpine gale]

rapid

[steady hedge]

Okay

[plush stratus]

unrated ye

I dont wanna lose my 2 elo

[wide karma]

ok

[steady hedge]

Yes

[glacial ivy]

Hi

[plush stratus]

send the reqq

[steady hedge]

https://link.chess.com/play/yS5p95

@plush stratus

[wide karma]

I cant find your username

[signal snow]

I'm going to summon the devil

[plush stratus]

1 min?

[wide karma]

My username is Eclair_Dealer, can you send me a chess game request petro?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> laertchess5

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1857 (1926 peak)
Blitz: 1327 (peak)
Bullet: 1198 (1320 peak)

[alpine gale]

bro i changed my username a whilea ago and it still shows this

[steady hedge]

@plush stratus so bad haha

[plush stratus]

yea im 102 elo

wanna play blitz or rapid?

[wide karma]

send the thing to me

[steady hedge]

No you are too noob for me sir

[plush stratus]

pc too lag for bullet ahh

[plush stratus]

I'm a noob but no offense only noobs play bullet

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> laertchess5

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1857 (1926 peak)
Blitz: 1327 (peak)
Bullet: 1198 (1320 peak)

[alpine gale]

bro again

[plush stratus]

I'm a noob who doesn't play bullet tho

[steady hedge]

https://link.chess.com/play/2je1HP

@plush stratus

[severe knot]

How to play?

[spiral violet]

owwwww what do you say about this @steady hedge

[indigo void]

Well

[plush stratus]

I'm directly talking to him tho

[steady hedge]

Accept blitz, @plush stratus

[severe knot]

Sir how to play chess ?

[honest brook]

miarms

[indigo void]

Easily

[severe knot]

Huh?

[steady hedge]

Hello? @plush stratus

[plush stratus]

wait i cant rn anymore I got sum to do now wait @honest brook go play him rq

[indigo void]

Learn to move pieces

[severe knot]

Oh

[steady hedge]

@plush stratus hurry

Hurry

[slim hawk]

Anyone want some rapid games?

600 elo~

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-phone-speed-legendary-stream-speed-phone-gif-4108923420328591811

[plush stratus]

play drayyot rn lol I can't play

[steady hedge]

Bullet

[plush stratus]

maybe tomorrow or sum

[slim hawk]

nein!

[steady hedge]

@honest brook

[indigo void]

Anyone

[wide karma]

whats your current username

[steady hedge]

@wide karma let's play

@indigo void let's play

@honest brook let's play

[wide karma]

bet

[steady hedge]

@alpine gale let's play

Whats ur user @wide karma

[scenic crystal]

hey yall does anyone knows when canidates starts?

[indigo void]

After my lunch

[steady hedge]

No

@wide karma

[wide karma]

Yes

[steady hedge]

Lets play

[wide karma]

Thats my chess.com username too

Send me a request there

[golden swan]

On to pass 1400 elo im stick for 8 months

[gentle gorge]

genuinely no clue how i won this as white

[warm cloud]

Hi do you want to play Im 205 elo

[lusty sun]

what are your predictions for today round of candidates?

[jade relic]

Damn

[main owl]

What do engineers do in music studio?
They write "bridges" 😂😂😂😂

[blissful ginkgo]

I’m a road runner, a risk taker

[jade relic]

Pragg, hikaru, fabi, blubaum they will win, idk about the rest

[jade relic]

What is a bridge in music?

[lusty sun]

hikaru and fabi play each other...

[main owl]

Bridge is a part of song that connects the verse to the chorus. Or just any two things.

[jade relic]

Oh, i didn't see the pairings, then they might draw

[jade relic]

Ok

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/member/f0idmaxxer
Just ridicilous.

[kindred crypt]

Beating a 2600 twice.

[blissful ginkgo]

is that ur account

[jade relic]

Bullet only player and bro still cheated?

[kindred crypt]

Sad world we live in.

[jade relic]

🥀

[kindred crypt]

I'm 2800 Blitz...

[jovial anchor]

you guys wish you could play chess in the shower

🔥

[kindred crypt]

I don't.
I mean... it would ruin my showering alone time.

[queen thorn]

shogi is better than chess

ban me

[kindred crypt]

For your opinion?

[crisp nacelle]

I suck at blitz

[queen thorn]

ye

[crisp nacelle]

Cuz I mostly play rapid

And I blunder a lot in blitz

[kindred crypt]

Then stick to rapid I guess...

[gentle gorge]

what is your fide?

[wide karma]

ggs

[jade relic]

What about rapid?

[kindred crypt]

My bad, I'm a fake 2800.
Inflated and was flagging people.

[steady hedge]

Rematch @wide karma

[oblique dagger]

Hai cuties

[gentle gorge]

hai deng

[kindred crypt]

Do you know their chess.com username?

[queen thorn]

chess is just worse shogi

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutiepie ;3

[queen thorn]

ban me

[gentle gorge]

nah stockfish is wild

[honest brook]

ain't nobody playing shogun bro

[kindred crypt]

You could just leave by the way.

[queen thorn]

i want to get banned

[oblique dagger]

Ur bishop pined unpin it

[queen thorn]

its fun

[jade relic]

Hai

[gentle gorge]

yea i did nf4 nxh3 in the game

[crisp nacelle]

Any Indians here

[gentle gorge]

which was a mistake but somehow i ended up winning

[honest brook]

I mean it's the chess server

[jade relic]

Me, and a lot of others

[tawdry patio]

Hello

[timid saddle]

Chess in the big 2026 😂 😂 😂 🙏

I bet yalls elos are below 2000

[main owl]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[velvet rain]

I’m only 300 frfr

[kindred crypt]

What's yours?

[oblique dagger]

How 😭

Holy cap ur 2200

[honest brook]

amazing ragebait definitely hasn't been done 500000 other times

[tawdry patio]

https://giphy.com/gifs/batman-christian-bale-the-dark-knight-7NMG9vPM5kTpC

[main owl]

Epic GIF fail.

[queen thorn]

in only 0 elo

[velvet rain]

2329 in rapid rn

[oblique dagger]

Hewwo

[timid saddle]

Ur elo is 2000 son be quiet

[oblique dagger]

Flex

[kindred crypt]

Little rating show-off.
Crazy.

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-ok400-ok-400-magnus-gif-7368715257931097940

[velvet rain]

All u gotta do is play I don’t take the game serious

[tawdry patio]

omg it's dengbc

hello

[bitter saffron]

Are we being eloist in these chats

[timid saddle]

When yall hit 800 ill tell yall 😂 🙏

[honest brook]

welp at least you're not killing people ig

[ancient iron]

I think so

[bitter saffron]

Incredible

[honest brook]

rage bait a shitty pass time but I mean on the other hand there is worse ig

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Sevastyan Smirnov (wade4_1ember)

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Name: Sevastyan Smirnov (wade4_1ember)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2307 (2336 peak)
Blitz: 2609 (peak)
Bullet: 2608 (peak)

[oblique dagger]

Hai

[timid saddle]

Bro is 1600 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[kindred crypt]

Ragebait?

[honest brook]

what was that message dawg

[ancient iron]

800 is not that special.
I saw a guy on tiktok glazing being 800

[timid saddle]

Lmao

[oblique dagger]

?

[timid saddle]

😂 🙏

[honest brook]

prolly was satire

[velvet rain]

[ancient iron]

No he was deadass

[oblique dagger]

Elo shaming in 2026 is crazy

[velvet rain]

Stinky elo I label all of us 4000 elo

[kindred crypt]

I can only agree that elo shaming is kind of misplaced here.

[honest brook]

ion think anyone can be confirmed as deadass anymore

[bitter saffron]

Theres videos of people glazing 1500s like they big genius or smt

[steady hedge]

Hey can we play

[bitter saffron]

Whats ur rtg

[steady hedge]

Sissyfinisg

[ancient iron]

People were agreeing with him and saying 400 is better than 80%

[tawdry patio]

DengBc, Let's play together! 😈

[oblique dagger]

Whats ur rating

[velvet rain]

610 is the 50% mark btw

[tawdry patio]

rating?

[steady hedge]

@velvet rain please bullet?

[oblique dagger]

Elo

[ancient iron]

Idk idc but it’s not that impressive

[velvet rain]

Ok

[honest brook]

hold on what do you mean by glazing? You mean just calling it above average? If so that's just truth

[velvet rain]

My user is ilo

[timid saddle]

1200 elo 😂 😂 🙏

[tawdry patio]

what is that?

[timid saddle]

Yall need to learn some logic 😂 🙏

[honest brook]

it's like the currency for pokemon

[ancient iron]

I’m 1400 on rapid

[tawdry patio]

let's just play

[bitter saffron]

Like omg they are so good finding these insane moves, a true genius typa speech

[bitter saffron]

We can play blitz

[kindred crypt]

...
You will be ignored for the rest of your stay, until you change your ways.

[ancient iron]

Over exaggerating

[tawdry patio]

I don't need elo to play

[tawdry patio]

sure

[bitter saffron]

Challenge danibuster

[oblique dagger]

Whats ur user

[honest brook]

shlawg

[wide karma]

does anybody wanna play against me?

[tawdry patio]

let me check

[wide karma]

800 blitz

[ancient iron]

I can’t cross the 1200 barrier on bullet

What do I do

[oblique dagger]

Play more rapid

[wide karma]

what

[bitter saffron]

Play me lets see

Challenge danibuster

[ancient iron]

I do but I reach 1200 then I go down again, it’s been like that for over a month I think

[bitter saffron]

Im on mobile so j might be bad

[oblique dagger]

Stop playing and practice more then

[ancient iron]

You’re a 2000 I won’t win on a bullet😭🙏🏽

[oblique dagger]

Learn more things about chess and do more tactics

[tawdry patio]

kageyama63

[bitter saffron]

The point not to win i wanna see what you can improve

[ancient iron]

For free?

[ancient iron]

On lichess?

[bitter saffron]

Yeah ill help u a little

[ancient iron]

Okej bet, whats your username?

[oblique dagger]

Wow ur like 1000elo not bad

[bitter saffron]

Im bored

Danibuster

[oblique dagger]

Puzzles for exemple yes

[empty ravine]

hi'

[oblique dagger]

Watch danya videos for ur elo range

Do hard puzzles and think for many minutes

[tawdry patio]

I mean let's play

[oblique dagger]

Get unbored

[bitter saffron]

Just did by playing this guy

[tawdry patio]

Let's go DengBc

hop on

[oblique dagger]

Unrated bullet ?

[tawdry patio]

I suck at bullet

[oblique dagger]

Me too

[tawdry patio]

ok

blitz?

[velvet rain]

I forgot how finicky premoves were on mobile

[steady hedge]

How r u so good

Can u coach me pleaseee

🥺

[velvet rain]

I’m one of the worst players you can ask this cuz I don’t take this game serious at all I’m just here for fun

[steady hedge]

Its okay ill pay u

[velvet rain]

Also it’s like 4 am plus I have work for the next 2 days ✌️

Maybe Tuesday you could get something out of me

[ancient iron]

Thoughts? @bitter saffron

[potent pond]

Same hey can you help me learn how to solve chess puzzles? Or chess problems I got over 300 chess books. But, I'm still a noob to understanding the whole concept even with answers

[bitter saffron]

Do you normally play 2+1 or 1min

[ancient iron]

On bullet I play 2+2

[blazing gust]

i love helicopter

[ancient iron]

I can’t play lower

[rose hamlet]

Chess, more like bless

[potent pond]

Oh

[ancient iron]

No you don’t

[blazing gust]

I saw this 9th time today

[rose hamlet]

Playing chess with drawing tablet is so fun

[blazing gust]

Yes I do 😋

[bitter saffron]

I get that

[velvet rain]

I dont think you should be focusing on puzzles at 500… doing anti puzzles would help you with preventing common blunders though

[rose hamlet]

how

[bitter saffron]

Is your blitz/rapid also stuck?

[blazing gust]

Bro thinks he is hikaru

[blazing gust]

Many people spamming this

[ancient iron]

No, just bullet for the moment

[ancient iron]

Lies

[blazing gust]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-gif-14887144685173519659

[potent pond]

Hey it decreases elo if you play invitation opponents?

[bitter saffron]

How much do you play

[blazing gust]

I quit bullet

[velvet rain]

I used to be good at bullet

[blazing gust]

I love them so much

[ancient iron]

Huh?

[velvet rain]

Now I’m stinky poo poo at it

[ancient iron]

Like everyday atleast 10 matches

[rose hamlet]

Chess is literally a rhythm game

[blazing gust]

Bro might be hikaru

[ancient iron]

What’s your favorit

[blazing gust]

Helicopter

[bitter saffron]

Do you ever look at your games afterwards?

[rose hamlet]

my idol

[blazing gust]

Noice

[ancient iron]

Yeah I do sometimes
But I think it’s because I can’t think fast? Or when I see that time is running out I blunder everything away?

[bitter saffron]

Everyone can think fast

[ancient iron]

Bruh

[blazing gust]

U mean model?

[potent pond]

I play one match a day try to do fools mate lol on people

[ancient iron]

Apparently I can’t 💔

[blazing gust]

Airbus H175

[ancient iron]

Fools mate?

[potent pond]

I'd love to do fools mate on cat there

[bitter saffron]

Do you use a mouse

[potent pond]

Yeah a cousin to scholars mate

[ancient iron]

Hell naw

[ancient iron]

I play on the phone haha

[blazing gust]

What naw 😭

[ancient iron]

Never heard of it

[ancient iron]

No but in an american accent helll nawwww

[blazing gust]

Ik but what's wrong with the helicopter 😭

[bitter saffron]

Phone not too slow, but pc and mouse def better, wouldnt suggest 1min or faster with phone

[ancient iron]

Tried to play on my Chromebook once and it was shit

[blazing gust]

Don't even buy chromebook

[ancient iron]

I don’t get the Time to think in 1 min😭

[blazing gust]

It is trash

[ancient iron]

School

Free

[blazing gust]

o

[velvet rain]

Mandatory grob promotion go play it it’s a good opening

[blazing gust]

Ooo Ooo

[ancient iron]

Everything bruv

But hey mister Switzerland what do you play on

[slim hawk]

Any 4-800 elo legends wanna practice some rapid games?

[steady hedge]

@velvet rain can I pay you to help me

(If not all good)

[bitter saffron]

If your blitz and rapid are consistently going up just stick to those . Bullet isnt calculation, its purely intuition

[velvet rain]

Remind me in 2 days when I’m not sleep deprived

[bitter saffron]

You kinda just know, if you watch bullet players they see complex mates from memory and etc

[steady hedge]

Can I add you as a friend. Thanks!

[velvet rain]

Ok

[ancient iron]

I played against a 1900 elo player once on rapid and after that I went up 70 points

That’s why I’m on 1400 now

[steady hedge]

Yeah you're really good and crushed me when I get pressured by time. I look up to you

[bitter saffron]

You gain that from experience and looking over tons of games, blitz and rapid go up from learning stuff aswell.

[open bobcat]

Chess.com puzzles kinda suck
It's only 1-4 move checkmate puzzles
Maybe it's the puzzle level I'm on

[ancient iron]

How long did it take you to get 2500 elo

[bitter saffron]

Iv always had my rating thing as -25 +400, also theres a tab to view current challenges you can play people way above your rating

[signal snow]

I'm rated 2000 in chess 960, which means I'm 2000 fide

[bitter saffron]

I started playing bullet in grade 8 i think so its been about 2.5 years, although since then iv played 30000 games

I played first when i was 7 or 8 tho

[ancient iron]

Ohhh

Did not know this I’ll check it out

[ancient iron]

That’s a lot, but you’ve made a lot of progress aswell

Are you going to become a gm?

[teal cave]

e

[bitter saffron]

I hope to, although bullet wont get me there

[velvet rain]

Classical lowkey the most boring thing u can play

[bitter saffron]

Real

[signal snow]

Bullet 960>>>

[velvet rain]

Im 2300 online but 1600 in classical LMAO

[ancient iron]

Ah I understand

[signal snow]

What's your 960 rating?

[ancient iron]

What’s classical? Irl ?

[velvet rain]

I don’t play 960 much, but I’ve beaten 1900’s without much trouble in the past

[weak shore]

can y'all find the brilliant move

[steady hedge]

I'm gooooon so hard man

[pallid chasm]

Take the knight

[signal snow]

Your 960 rating is the same as your Fide, so try playing 20 games

[bitter saffron]

Otb games that have real rating attached like the ones u need to get grandmaster title they are 90mins plus 30bsec per move

[weak shore]

I'll push my pawn to b6

[velvet rain]

Then my 960 would be N/A as theres never any fide tourneys near me

[ancient iron]

90 whole minutes

[pallid chasm]

Lmao what your rook is hanging

[open bobcat]

Push the pawn to d6 ?

[ancient iron]

[signal snow]

Online 960

[steady hedge]

Im trying to get a chess partner who can turn me up yk

[bitter saffron]

Yes when i play those i want to claw my eyes out. Dm me, i gtg. Ill tell you more later

[weak shore]

after that I take ur queen and then what's ur move

[steady hedge]

@bitter saffron whats good beautiful lady

[velvet rain]

Online I think my stated elo is 1450, but once again, I hardly play it so the glicko is really high rn

[weak shore]

after taking queen?

[pallid chasm]

cxb7

[signal snow]

Play it, it's a good indication of your true fide rating, that's if you really want to find out

[ancient iron]

You also play irl?

[bitter saffron]

My bio literally says im a guy

[bitter saffron]

Yes i do

[steady hedge]

Oh I was looking at ur pfp

[ancient iron]

Ohh

[bitter saffron]

My pfp is in fact also a picture of a guy

[weak shore]

i take ur other rook and then?

ok nvm I got it

[steady hedge]

Ill stop being weird now

But still offering money

Nonetheless 😀

[velvet rain]

[ancient iron]

Money?

[velvet rain]

Why can’t I sleep FML

[steady hedge]

Yeaaaaa I pretend to be really bad and ill pay u a bunch of money to teach me

[steady hedge]

What time is it fir u

[pallid chasm]

Alr

[velvet rain]

4:35 am

[steady hedge]

Let's both fall asleep together so we are full of energy tomorrow

Its 530 am here

[open bobcat]

Pretend?
So it's free money basically

[velvet rain]

Tomorrow I have work

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ciao

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1981 (2045 peak)
Blitz: 1903 (2009 peak)
Bullet: 1836 (2086 peak)

[steady hedge]

Yes, I give egirls money all the time brudda

For doing nothing

[oblique dagger]

How did bro went 2000 to 1800

[pallid chasm]

I easily get back

I was playing on mobile

[steady hedge]

[open bobcat]

Ahhh I see 😭

[signal snow]

Every variant except 960 is inflated

[steady hedge]

Yeah lop

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/trollyard-gif-20787734

[steady hedge]

What?

[velvet rain]

Villagers chess isn’t inflated if you don’t look at the top 3

[open bobcat]

960 so stressful
I have to use my brain instead of copying years worth of openings 😔

[ancient iron]

Okej I will

[steady hedge]

I literally had a fortnite session with some baddie and I paid her like $30 for her time. You gotta compensate them for their time yk

[signal snow]

Yes because it forces you to actually think for once

[steady hedge]

All good, only if you are cool with it

[velvet rain]

For 960 to be perfect, they need to give you a little bit of extra time before the clocks starts to look at the position

[steady hedge]

I never played 960

[uneven wolf]

💀

[oblique dagger]

Idk if i should push for 2k bullet

Or start grinding rapid

[steady hedge]

No joking lol

[glacial ivy]

Hi dengus khan ;3

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutie ;3

[signal snow]

Nah it's accurate even if it's bullet

[glacial ivy]

Did u add ny roblox

[steady hedge]

@glacial ivy sorry to ping you earlier but was wondering if you down too

[ancient iron]

I teach you chess you give moi money

[glacial ivy]

Down to whar

[ancient iron]

Nice deal

[oblique dagger]

Uhh did u add dengybc

[glacial ivy]

Ya

[steady hedge]

Actually are you still a student if so dw about it

[oblique dagger]

What ur user

[velvet rain]

[open bobcat]

😓

[steady hedge]

Fr?

[oblique dagger]

Cuteee

[glacial ivy]

No im old

[glacial ivy]

Cringe7217

[ancient iron]

What’s your elo tho

[steady hedge]

Okay yeaaa ill pay u then

[steady hedge]

Like 2000 but dw about it ill be a little 900 just for you 😉

[oblique dagger]

Added owo

[signal snow]

I'm trying to reach 2200 in 960

[glacial ivy]

Hehe

[uneven wolf]

this is so sad bruh

[open bobcat]

Ayo

[formal gyro]

bro why you have "this user hates the trusted role color " @glacial ivy

[velvet rain]

Don’t u be lyin ur 1800

[steady hedge]

In rapid

[ancient iron]

I feel like I’m the one who’ll get scammed

[glacial ivy]

Because im niche and not like other girls

[ancient iron]

Are you a millionaire? Too tired of money?

[steady hedge]

Yeah I have multiple 6 figures

But im old

[velvet rain]

John Unc inventor of being an Unc

[formal gyro]

oh ok but you are not that special

[ancient iron]

Can someone verify if he’s legit

[steady hedge]

About my money or elo?

[glacial ivy]

[rigid meteor]

do you own a company?

[trim bough]

Any tips on How to spot a cheater

[ancient iron]

Both tbh

[formal gyro]

lol

[velvet rain]

[ancient iron]

If it’s too perfect

[steady hedge]

A few people played me here. Im 2000, 1900, and 1800s

[ancient iron]

Gimme your chess.com

[trim bough]

Uhh

[faint sky]

[steady hedge]

I want YOU to coach me. I need to pretend to be a 900 just for you. So new account on lichess 🙂

[trim bough]

Went from like 40% accuracy to 80% because He played like 120 move games with just a king and then 92%

In like 10 games

Thinks 10s every move

[steady hedge]

Nah

[oblique dagger]

Im 1800, 1700, 1600

🤑

[rigid meteor]

do you have a high paying job?

[pallid chasm]

2k is free

Anyone can reach 2k bullet

[steady hedge]

Decent

Like low 6 figs

[rigid meteor]

you said 6 figures

[glacial ivy]

Do u like my av

[steady hedge]

Yea

[trim bough]

Im at 999 rn

[oblique dagger]

Idk im not 2k rapid

[ancient iron]

Why are you not saving for your retirement instead?

[trim bough]

Dont wanna ruín it lwk

[steady hedge]

Like barely barely

[oblique dagger]

Cute furry

[rigid meteor]

usd?

[steady hedge]

Because egirls more important? Wtf ?

[steady hedge]

Yea

[rigid meteor]

nice

[ancient iron]

He’s 12

[steady hedge]

Lmao

[ancient iron]

From India

You can’t fool me

[steady hedge]

Both are wrong, also 12 breaks ToS afaik

[ancient iron]

[upbeat brook]

You're talking out your ass

[steady hedge]

Me?

[ancient iron]

What language is that

[steady hedge]

I mean sure you can pretend I am

[steady hedge]

English

[upbeat brook]

I'll try lmao

Most people don't really reveal their finances in a chess.com server, but here we are

[rigid meteor]

he makes 6 figures bro show some respect

[upbeat brook]

You're right, my bad

[rigid meteor]

not sure if its real but

[glacial ivy]

Yall do NOT wanna see what I do when i get my hands on a couple kebabs

[open bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-crews-dance-rave-party-hard-gif-11961973

[velvet rain]

Do u gawk gawk them or sumthin???? 😭

[glacial ivy]

HUH

[trim epoch]

Meow ghop ghop ghop

[glacial ivy]

Yeah this me when i get kebab

U wont be seeing that thing again

[open bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-avengers-endgame-gone-reduced-to-atoms-gif-26539274

[runic rain]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-gif-11458026997495797759

[glacial ivy]

Reduced to my chud fatass

[velvet rain]

Cuz u gawk the stick down one bite only bigback

[honest brook]

bro

[runic rain]

vro

[honest brook]

give it

[glacial ivy]

Hi lol

[glacial ivy]

Grrrr

[crystal schooner]

hey guys i think i found a cheater whats the fastest way to ban him

[wide karma]

repoert

[glacial ivy]

Cheat back

[wide karma]

show me the game and ill let you know

[runic rain]

Ban him from real life

[crystal schooner]

well i already did like 20 times

[wide karma]

idk abt that one bro lol

[crystal schooner]

how long it takes

[wide karma]

Share the game and ill report too

[open bobcat]

Glock

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cosmic_chesss

This is the Chess.com profile of cosmic_chesss. Take a look!

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2400 (peak)
Blitz: 2383 (2480 peak)
Bullet: 2505 (peak)

[wide karma]

the WCM?

theyre titled

[crystal schooner]

should i just send you his profile i think he is playing a game rn

[wide karma]

yeah

[open bobcat]

First get a high rated player to check the game and see what they think
Just to be sure

[jade relic]

Candidates start in 3 hrs and 35 minutes guys

[open bobcat]

Really thought they'd change location tbh

[jade relic]

Nah, 7 pm IST

[sharp osprey]

(black) I felt like bobby fischer when I made this move

[paper goblet]

8:30 then

[jade relic]

...

[open bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-clap-applause-standing-ovation-gif-15648815

[jade relic]

Oh, for you 8.30 yeah

[fluid flare]

zib zub zob

[jade relic]

Quite a common thing ngl

[vivid rampart]

how i lost after my opponent blundered a rook

[open bobcat]

I think only 1 game will be won in the first round
I predict the rest to be draws

[paper goblet]

what's the highest rated player that you've beaten online

[jade relic]

Anything can happen, I have a feeling hikaru vs fabi will be a draw in rd 1

[signal snow]

3000

[jade relic]

2215

[velvet rain]

2428