💬〡chess-talk

[heady gale]

Why not

[summer jolt]

Oh, dang I’m just trying to get better

@heady gale user?

Or I can give u mine??

1800…

[nimble arch]

yep

[neat roost]

I guess i'm winning

[full cobalt]

looks drawish

when candidates

how many hours

[neat roost]

1 minutes

[full cobalt]

why did I even ask

[wind bay]

Nice

[proven wave]

#🧩〡weekend-puzzle-rush

[native drum]

gg whoever

[frozen bluff]

Give me an hour to get all my elo back

[opal notch]

Why do you have Lgbt next to your name.

[frozen bluff]

I wonder why

[velvet rain]

Wish I could get a grobmaster title it would be so peak

[neat roost]

Halloween Gambit in Bullet

[heady gale]

I just lost against a 700

[summer jolt]

Loll

[velvet rain]

Did it work?

[summer jolt]

but that’s cuz I don’t play on chess . Com

much

[heady gale]

How is 700 playing 85%?

He had a queen odd anyways

[spiral violet]

@slow folio hey bro how much is your chess board

[heady gale]

more like my knights and bishops tho

[summer jolt]

Play no odds

I have state qualifiers tmrw I need to practice lol

[potent gulch]

Happens

[velvet rain]

Playing odds would help you learn how to convert winning positions

[heady gale]

Turning losing position into winning?

[summer jolt]

For you for me I would be able to convert my winning position into a acutal win

[velvet rain]

No converting winning positions into an actual win

[summer jolt]

Cuz many don’t know how to do that

[heady gale]

I was losing the entire time though

[summer jolt]

Anyway rematch? No odds ??

[velvet rain]

Oh wait I mean to like the other guy saying no odds

[slow folio]

2/3 now chat

[velvet rain]

For his tourney

[summer jolt]

Yeah yr right, but I need to know how to get into the winning position the rest is easier 😭😭😭

[honest brook]

boneless chat

[north wren]

boys im in this $20 tiktok chess tournament we locked in

[heady gale]

I eat you

[woeful grail]

IM is a far better title

[heady gale]

Let me join

[summer jolt]

Anyway does someone want to 1v1 no odds ???

[north wren]

no

[summer jolt]

Real

[heady gale]

I’m only 1073

[north wren]

im gatekeeping ts

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-menacing-glare-arnold-schwarzenegger-serious-gif-15622218

[north wren]

to bad bro gatekeep

[summer jolt]

I’m 500

[velvet rain]

Intercontinental_ballistic_missile_gambit master?

[heady gale]

Have fun then

[honest brook]

FM looks cooler as an acronym imo

[summer jolt]

Ha ha I found it

lol

[honest brook]

Fide Master is a shitty full name tho

[untold fog]

how's my hand lookin guys

[woeful grail]

eh, im is a sweaty title but gm is too sweaty to get

realistically cm is the best

far more achieveable for the average person

[velvet rain]

Grobmaster best though

[honest brook]

I thought we were talking about appearances 😅

[woeful grail]

technically nm but no one really counts that

[north wren]

i feel like anyone can get cm if they try enough

[honest brook]

IM is best skill wise tho I agree

[woeful grail]

oh no, thats subjective we're talking about which one is the best to achieve

[honest brook]

well not skill but like up to level of getting skill

[heady gale]

You aren’t getting cm when you are +18

[woeful grail]

yeah thats the goal for me i might be 30 when i get it but f it we ball

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cute-318

[honest brook]

yu can if you just never played otb and are good online

[velvet rain]

I’m hoping to get at least WFM

[woeful grail]

i mean eh, if you start learning before 18 and slowly learn it is possible to achieve but if you start at like 20 you have to like dedicate your life to it

[untold fog]

should I fold or nah

[honest brook]

I'd only wanna get up to FM cause getting norms sounds so lame

[woeful grail]

playing chess with lower elo players is like poker

[woeful grail]

i just want a title

[honest brook]

If I do that is

[river mist]

M

[heady gale]

I need SM instead of all the others

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/meow-kittens-2

[honest brook]

valid

[north wren]

seggs master

[steady moon]

🥷🏿

[velvet rain]

Cough

[woeful grail]

cm is the sweatiest title because it's pretty much just a shoal of sharks fighting for titles alongside with you

[untold fog]

I might be cooked

[woeful grail]

wdym im gonna have to be grinding for 2200 fide along with 11 year old prodigies

[woeful grail]

i am so confused

[steady moon]

after 18 its hard cuz of k = 20

[honest brook]

fair tbh if u alr have a title going for more is just natural logic adds up

[heady gale]

SM is the sweatiest

[reef venture]

Hi kings any puzzles for the goat?

[heady gale]

Cuz u actually get sweaty in real life

[woeful grail]

true but i don't want do all that

[honest brook]

Getting the first one is that line

[steady moon]

🥷🏿

[woeful grail]

i want to be able to have a good job

[woeful grail]

dawg what

[untold fog]

.

[heady gale]

huh?

[honest brook]

yee ts don't pay the bills at all 😭😭

[woeful grail]

its a very fun hobby tho

[reef venture]

I actually am recovering from covid can i get a shoutout @chrome latch

[woeful grail]

you can get money off it

by like going to local tournaments and winning the prize

[wind bay]

Play checkers with Jim

[heady gale]

To get SM you have to be talented or get surgery 😭 😭

[woeful grail]

but it is not consistent whatsoever

[steady moon]

🥷🏿

[heady gale]

So it’s the most hardest title

[reef venture]

I turn 19 and discord is as stupid as before

[honest brook]

did u expect anything else

[woeful grail]

always has been but really depends on what you do here

[reef venture]

You all are just a zoo

[proven wave]

Happy birthday!

[reef venture]

Zoo that never ages never surrenders

[north wren]

light lineup

[tawny yew]

then pet me

[heady gale]

Oh hold on 😭 😭 😭

[heady gale]

You ain’t winning this son 🥀

[north wren]

i've beat 2200's

[reef venture]

I actually am recovering from covid can i get a shoutout for that too thank you

[woeful grail]

like discord is a fantastic place to like learn from people ie. language servers, chess(if you play with higher rated players), etc...

[proven wave]

Really?

[woeful grail]

other than that it sucks

[tawny yew]

youll win easily

[honest brook]

COVID in the big two six

[neat roost]

Every sacrifice lead to missclick

[velvet rain]

What silly language is that, Hindi?

[reef venture]

@honest brook may the worst covid come upon you

[neat roost]

Indonesia

[woeful grail]

i mean its rapid so it may be possible

[velvet rain]

Close enough

[steady moon]

🥷🏿

[heady gale]

How do you speak?

[reef venture]

Yes it inflames lungs make you hyperventilate and cough lingers weeks

[honest brook]

<@&745328830649991179> he's casting spells on me

[reef venture]

Inflamed lungs only lasted some days

[reef venture]

you poop emojied

[heady gale]

Why did you ping mods

[tawny yew]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-girl-gif-848912551340513

[honest brook]

Missclick

[heady gale]

😠

[reef venture]

Then take it off

Oh right you cant cuz u sinner

[steady moon]

🥷🏿

[patent patrol]

I just got so tripped out

[honest brook]

r u not

[heady gale]

What about all the other people who skull emojied

[steady moon]

cant even tell if ts is rage bait

[heady gale]

Oh yeah I’m good as him

Best tennis player trust

[frigid pagoda]

anyone watch ufc here

[patent patrol]

I do

[wind bay]

[frigid pagoda]

This card has been so amazing

[patent patrol]

I’m not home rn who’s main card

[frigid pagoda]

If Israel doesn’t win I am going to crash out 🙏 🙏

[honest brook]

Huh

[proven wave]

My new profile photo is the best!

[frigid pagoda]

Prelims were insane. Israel vs pyfer

[patent patrol]

Israel adesanya bruh

[tawny yew]

tree

[patent patrol]

Shits not even a. Flex I was just so confused

[tawny yew]

have you had coffee yet?

[patent patrol]

Oh my god nevermind let me not be able to talk about anything and ban me for making a joke this morning

[proven wave]

Chess-talk pls

[untold fog]

gimmie a sec I gotta do some behind the scenes coding magic ✨

[patent patrol]

Literally no one talking about chess here

[heady gale]

Chess chess chess

I’m speaking chess

[proven wave]

How many games did you all play today

[slow folio]

Round 4, I face a kid

[heady gale]

like one

[patent patrol]

Hmmm the Kalashnikov sicilian is hard to play but it’s a good opening for those who utilize it. Chess.com mods aren’t able to read

[slow folio]

am I cooked chat?

[tawny yew]

vro met the boss early

[heady gale]

I can cook kalashnikov

[slow folio]

I lost a AFM

[nimble arch]

meh rating matters

[heady gale]

Afm is 1400 🥀

[neat roost]

What kind of brilliant is that 💀

[patent patrol]

It’s good when black plays perfect but hard to play perfect

[heady gale]

Kalashnikov is ass

[patent patrol]

This zailyn person skulls anything

[steady moon]

real that guy is so annoying

[heady gale]

Yes.

[wind bay]

How did this blud know what Hindi is but fail to recognise Indonesian/ Malay
Wtf

[patent patrol]

I just have to talk about chess idk I don’t rly care ab the Kalashnikov past I think it’s cool but hard to play well

[north wren]

LOL I GOT HIM

[patent patrol]

Even the mainline for it has changed not even too long ago

Yea skull that bruh 7.b5 isn’t even mainline anymore 💔

[heady gale]

[patent patrol]

Peace and love for all except moderators

[north wren]

GIVE ME MY $20

OH MY GOD

BRO IS IN THE ASU FRATS RN FULL BOSTON CRAB

[patent patrol]

How do these ppl cross the road

[patent patrol]

?

[honest brook]

❓

[spiral violet]

you missed that queen h3 mate

[honest brook]

do you know what a check is pal

[north wren]

ik im not locked

[patent patrol]

No it’s just creative language use

[balmy python]

stop using them weird ass pieces bro

[shadow fern]

just h3 bro u removed the knight

[north wren]

pawns built like a hans neiman cheiting device

dude if im winning im winning

[limpid viper]

Were you joking saying you got the money 💔

[winged dock]

Find the only move for black advantage

[patent patrol]

Yes

[steady moon]

hes still playing the game and you guys are helping 💀

[limpid viper]

Mods tryna gatekeep the method

[patent patrol]

Bro I posted Mr beast screenshot and immediately said I was joking

[north wren]

EZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ GIMME MY MONEY

[patent patrol]

And bro DMs me to apologize and says he didn’t read jack shit

[honest brook]

the screenshot he sent was after a check that you replied to this is irrelevant

[kindred crypt]

brilliant move for meee

[patent patrol]

Like bru

[balmy python]

gukesh

[kindred crypt]

thank u

[proven wave]

I saw this after I moved .

[wicked burrow]

elo

[patent patrol]

They never getting that USDT bro

[untold fog]

I think I am doing pretty good 👍

[honest brook]

what's even being sacrificed

[balmy python]

lichess anon pool is kinda fun tbh

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/tabby-cat-rupert-mortal-kombat-cat-attack-calico-cat-attack-gif-16873167237135337929

[balmy python]

complete noob half the time computer the other half

[patent patrol]

Lowk but sometimes can’t tell if cheating or not

Literally feels exactly how u described it

[wind bay]

Dam

[balmy python]

Honestly i think a good amount of cracked bullet players do run anon 1+0

[patent patrol]

I’ve only done blitz

[kindred crypt]

well i never recaptured my opponents knight after he took so in a sense its kinda a sacrifice

[patent patrol]

Wouldn’t be surprised if anon bullet demons were out there

[limpid viper]

I’ve only found complete beginners on anon blitz

[balmy python]

i tried 30+0 but the opps were just like 400 elo players

[patent patrol]

I mean sometimes it just feels like playing a cc bot

Maybe that’s even what happened b4 idk

[patent patrol]

It’s lowk a big pool as well

Makes sense cuz no ratings but there are definitely ppl out there immediately

[north wren]

uh oh

[untold fog]

oops rendering bug lemme resend that image

ok I fixed it 👍

[wind bay]

Why is the ss so chaotic

[balmy python]

i clicked 30+20 anon earlier and got a match instantly it was kinda funny

if i did that rated 5 minute wait prolly

[patent patrol]

He dmed me out of nowhere to apologize

[wind bay]

Lol

[patent patrol]

Like ur dumb as dog shit if u saw me saying it was a joke to the mod ping and still banned me but ok thx

I’ve been locked out for the exact same thing an inability to read

[steady moon]

they just be muting everyone for no reason 😭

[wind bay]

did u send an ss of him to him though

[patent patrol]

No it’s cuz u said they had to be dumb I just agreed

[junior anchor]

Im gonna break this guys toe bro he took away my satisfaction of mating him

[wind bay]

Can u make a chess game but each square is a chess game too

Every move u need to win a game to move

[untold fog]

do you want my pc to explode

[wind bay]

HAHAHA

[untold fog]

I can try man

[wind bay]

No I was just kidding lol

[junior anchor]

How does that even work

[untold fog]

thank you

[junior anchor]

Wait i know you get the pieces based on how you checkmated your opponent

Kinda like 960 but skill based and with 64 chess games

[quiet ravine]

wsp guys

[untold fog]

if I did this, there are 64 squares on a chess board, if I make 64 tiles for each of those that is 64^2 or 4096 tiles, my pc would become a nuclear reactor

[wind bay]

Yeah lol I just thought it would b funny

[fast crater]

bruh i was trying to troll a 1000 but i wasnt paying attention

[patent patrol]

Bro gonna tell all his friends ab it

[blazing gust]

Why is it inaccurate, if he takes the knight i win his queen

[patent patrol]

Lowk motivation tho

[keen hearth]

Blacks poor King is not in the best position...

[radiant swan]

no shit ur up a queen

[blazing gust]

Then ,why is it inaccurate?

Yeah I can win a queen?

[patent patrol]

Bro isn’t talking to you

[keen hearth]

IDK probably missed checkmate...

[blazing gust]

🥀

[robust crypt]

sup gang

[blazing gust]

No there were no checkmates

[fast crater]

me when i spread misinformation (nvm im stupid i see it)

[trail vortex]

its still a good move not one of the best

[keen hearth]

Checkmate in 7?

[trail vortex]

according to srockfish

[blazing gust]

Why I am winning the queen ?

[blazing gust]

Bro it's literally queen winning position if he takes sthe kinght

[blazing gust]

2nd

[keen hearth]

Can't play around like that in bullet...

[trail vortex]

does he have to take the queen is that the best move to take the knight?

[wind bay]

Lmao

[untold fog]

yo guys the black king took me to court, what do I say fr

[upbeat brook]

Finally

[forest oyster]

tough

[trail vortex]

ima analyze then come back

[patent patrol]

Engine works in weird ways ur totally winning either way

[trail vortex]

could you share the game

[patent patrol]

Trading is always nice

[magic shard]

haven't seen you in a while

[wind bay]

What did blud do

[patent patrol]

I would suspect be3 if queen takes instead of pawn takes but literally anything is winning

[untold fog]

I might have fumbled

[upbeat brook]

Just detrimental to the community in general

[wind bay]

Dam

[languid galleon]

Is castling in early game the best or mid game if you think you have advantage?

[velvet rain]

Always depends on the position

[kindred crypt]

Hi

[kindred crypt]

Early

King safety is first

[velvet rain]

Ok but consider this

[kindred crypt]

That's like giving away ur whole lifeline

[velvet rain]

In some positions

[kindred crypt]

Ok

[velvet rain]

Castling too early could let your opponent consolidate

[kindred crypt]

Like pawn attacks

[velvet rain]

Or maybe even the center is safer for your king

[trail vortex]

I am analyzing that position, how do you win the queen if black takes the knight, you just gave your knight for a pawn

[velvet rain]

The center often becomes the safest location for my king in quite a few grob lines

[kindred crypt]

Grob....

[velvet rain]

Don’t even try and put disrespect on the opening

[trail vortex]

horrible opening

[kindred crypt]

I did.... not

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/justin-gaethje-backflip-ufc-justin-gaethje-gif-5763104873375313239

[velvet rain]

Beat me when I play it if it’s so bad

[kindred crypt]

Horrendous

[trail vortex]

bro Magnus Carlsen would beat you with the grob doesnt mean its not horrible

[velvet rain]

It’s only bad in mid time controls like 45|5

[kindred crypt]

10 0?

[velvet rain]

Yeah it’s effective up to 10 minute

[kindred crypt]

Leave my man magnus out of this bro 🙏

[velvet rain]

It’s really fun

[kindred crypt]

I think not

How much elo have u even gained doing this

[velvet rain]

Either you lose in 15 moves or you go on a huge attack with a time advantage

I went from 2050 to 2300

[untold fog]

what is this opening called

[paper lily]

are you for real?

[kindred crypt]

Who's believing this bro

[paper lily]

lie huge lie bruh

[velvet rain]

I have over 2k rated grob games

[paper lily]

hikaru can do this only

[trail vortex]

even Martin aint ever play this bad

[velvet rain]

Do I need to ss?

[paper lily]

why you proving grob better

[acoustic girder]

anyone wants to play?

[west iron]

im currently in a 30min rapid agaisnt somebody and all theyve been doing is wasting time

[kindred crypt]

It's a joke don't u get it

[wind bay]

"Call the arbiter"

[west iron]

this dude has like 7:30 on his clock

[velvet rain]

I must defend my pet opening

[paper lily]

if you think it's better it's better

if you don't defend chess com isn't gonna ban it

[kindred crypt]

Why do people play openings the engine thinks is ass I don't get it

[acoustic girder]

Candidates starting today

[timid vortex]

someone fell sasleep in vc 4. can we get him kicked please, he's scaring the children

[velvet rain]

John grob will shank me if I don’t defend it

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-level3-gif-13299332

[paper lily]

he's dead?

[trail vortex]

🎉🎉🎉

[dull kelp]

does anyone have fps chess

[paper lily]

she looks cute imma bag her

[patent patrol]

I believe in u cuzzo

[honest brook]

Kanye back innit

[honest brook]

isn't that a child

[west iron]

folk

[trail vortex]

I mean some openings like KID or Hippo could work against strong players as a surprise opening if you know what youre doing and its not refuted or opponent doesnt know its refutation

[patent patrol]

Unfortunately Kanye washed nowadays

[paper lily]

grown up ghost

[patent patrol]

Bro named the least surprising openings

[honest brook]

he just made a new album

[patent patrol]

Ik

[trail vortex]

Hippo is pretty surprising

[patent patrol]

Compare yhandi city in the sky to “sky city”

[west iron]

bro had a chance to check me but he blundered 😭

[patent patrol]

Except u can see it coming from a bit away and play h4 h5 h6

[woeful grail]

i am stuck at 1271

[trail vortex]

Tiger Hillarp got me with how to handle that

[velvet rain]

This is why the grob works NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO PLAY IT LMAO

[trail vortex]

don't compare your horrible grob with the Hippopotamus

[honest brook]

chess sometimes a growth spurt you gotta mess up a lil and then eventually you'll hit that point where you understand a new level and boost up

[kindred crypt]

You just defended the person who plays grob my man 😭

[last badger]

My predictions for tmrw (if actually chess gets played and theres no quick Berlin draws)

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-that-who-is-he-peppa-pig-gif-5310224886231489416

[woeful grail]

im well aware of that

but its still frustrating

[nimble arch]

Anish Draws

[velvet rain]

Hippo defense is boring if you wanna suck the fun out of chess play it instead of the fun attacking grob

[honest brook]

fry

[velvet rain]

[paper lily]

that's nice prediction

[paper lily]

I'll suggest donate to grob

[velvet rain]

[trail vortex]

GM Tiger Hillarp, one of the most influential Modern defense player, there's also a Modern setup called the "Tiger's Modern Defense" which can transpose to Hippo, and since he plays Modern he talks alot about how to handle h4 pushes and also talks about Hippopotamus Defense in his book

[west iron]

and i lost after he wasted like 27 minutes of his clock

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[paper lily]

there's no opening which guarantee win it's your understanding

[west iron]

i hate these time wasters bro

[paper lily]

he has time he can use it!?

[wind bay]

Lol don't play 30m thn

[trail vortex]

unless they were just stalling and not thinking

[west iron]

ye but like he was taking very comically long

[west iron]

ye

[paper lily]

there's option to mute?

[west iron]

lesson learned lol

[paper lily]

play longer if you want to improve don't get emotions involved

[wind bay]

Usually it is all gramps or 🐟

[latent crystal]

This is my favourite music artist

[trail vortex]

yea one time I played and won but opponent made me wait 50ish minutes before their time ran out

[vestal coyote]

guys

[slow folio]

omg

[paper lily]

he has right to remain silent

[slow folio]

2/3 now 2/5 💀

[trail vortex]

ragebait

[wind bay]

@broken flower lmfao this again

[slow folio]

lost back to back kids

[latent crystal]

😂

[west iron]

i fell for the illusion 😭

[paper lily]

I hate rage bait I'm stating facts

[latent crystal]

BWAHAHAHA

[kindred crypt]

Do you think you can help me play the grob I'm going to a otb tourney in a hr

[paper lily]

this is straight picture where's illusion

[trail vortex]

bro play QG or something

[kindred crypt]

Tf is a qg

[latent crystal]

It's cause you're too straight

[ashen sandal]

brob is definetely best opening

[paper lily]

seeking from untrained masters bad decision

[trail vortex]

Queens Gambit

[kindred crypt]

It's a hidden power

[ashen sandal]

a worse opening is b3 with white

[paper lily]

sus

[latent crystal]

You need to be at least bi-sexual for the illusion to work

[paper lily]

bad decision (pretending to cover up )

[trail vortex]

1.b3 actually a nice opening

[jolly ore]

Maybe boring but it's Strong

[west iron]

y did this have to be the first thing i see when i open discord lol

[paper lily]

hell nah mate

[honest brook]

yo bro 💀

[velvet rain]

What time control is the tourney

[kindred crypt]

10 5

[trail vortex]

fr more strong than grob garbage

[ashen sandal]

was the longest time control y'all have played in

[kindred crypt]

90

[wind bay]

25m prob

[ashen sandal]

for me 90+30

[latent crystal]

Who said girls were better? Everyone is equal fr

[latent crystal]

Xdd

[paper lily]

where?

[latent crystal]

Y'all are dirty minded

[latent crystal]

Where what?

[velvet rain]

And it starts in an hour?

[kindred crypt]

Yes

[honest brook]

mf u just posted ass cheeks

[ashen sandal]

Why are we talking about girls in chess talk? Y'all should yap about it in #💬〡general-off-topic

[umbral quest]

The fried liver is so effective at 400 elo

[kindred crypt]

Couldn't know less

[velvet rain]

I can teach you the main 2 lines, but that’s it

[ashen sandal]

fr noone know how to defend

[kindred crypt]

Ok

[umbral quest]

Ikr

[paper lily]

don't train yourself on gambits dude

[velvet rain]

Not enough time

[paper lily]

I'm noob try on me

[latent crystal]

That's called a gyattar actually

[trail vortex]

If I were to play as white against an equal opponent in classical and I had to choose between Hippo setup or Grob I'm picking Hippo anyday

[ashen sandal]

unless they play caro-kann or smthn else

[umbral quest]

Js fried livered this guy

[upbeat brook]

More like 200, but okay

[umbral quest]

Alien gambit

[velvet rain]

Hippo is better in classical yes

[ashen sandal]

99.5% accuracy lol

[paper lily]

I'm inviting beginner to gambits I'll accept them open challenge come on

[velvet rain]

I’ll just post the classroom here in a sec

[umbral quest]

Yeah ikr

[ashen sandal]

GM stands for gotham

[latent crystal]

That's hottt

[honest brook]

didn't even see the guitar till you said this

[kindred crypt]

🎉

[latent crystal]

LOLLLL AINT NO WAYYY

[honest brook]

I'm cooked

[latent crystal]

Wait so Drayott does this confirm your hell bent (doctor who reference) and I can check-mate you? 😉

I'm gonna slide my rook in your back rank

[ashen sandal]

I'm only 1000 uscf otb though im 1800 rapid on chess.com

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/shoked-monkey-monkey-funny-monkey-shock-hehehe-monkey-gif-14155641065388817110

[kindred crypt]

Yo wheres the classroom

[paper lily]

i can hear this picture

[velvet rain]

https://www.chess.com/classroom/sensible-melting-class

[latent crystal]

In school!

[ashen sandal]

I joined

[latent crystal]

London!

[kindred crypt]

@velvet rain I'm electricdesk101

[velvet rain]

I saw

[ashen sandal]

my chess.com is same as discord

[pastel yew]

yeah what about it

[trail vortex]

idk

[pastel yew]

ok 👍

[latent crystal]

Why are my walls getting taller

[umbral quest]

How do u counter the sicilian if opponent declines smith morra

[latent crystal]

They are turning redddd

[pastel yew]

cause they want to

[honest brook]

why r u tryna coach at 1800 online 😭

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/premove-levy-chess-gif-15948134534344487888

[latent crystal]

Why is the man staring at my in the corner ... He won't speak

[latent crystal]

Haaaa yeahhhhh

[ashen sandal]

ima go grind bullet

[paper lily]

i Remember this 😂

[west iron]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEHhMsdbIAAqoY0.webp

[latent crystal]

LMAOO didn't this happen to levy

[pastel yew]

lol imagine playing the london

[wind bay]

Yeah lol

[latent crystal]

Xddd

[latent crystal]

Bro was not hikaaaarrrrrruuuuuuuuu

[paper lily]

I'm e4 but i can destroy you in London

[west iron]

ok gg

[pastel yew]

me in particular?

[paper lily]

you are saying bad things about London

[west iron]

my opponent resigned after i took all his pawn and i had him trapped with my rooks

[honest brook]

yo bruv take a break

[ashen sandal]

nvm i lost

[pastel yew]

I was making a joke bc I play the polish

[proven wave]

Wow

[paper lily]

eww

[quasi nova]

New pfp I see

[latent crystal]

So lowk, can I hit ?

[pastel yew]

its got some awesome middlegames

[proven wave]

Yep

[paper lily]

ok

[latent crystal]

Keep that pfp till 2040

[pastel yew]

I have a 71% winrate with it

[proven wave]

Hit what? 👀

[paper lily]

i can deplete it to 0%

[proven wave]

I hope I will survive that long!

[pastel yew]

by playing it yourself?

[proven wave]

@quasi nova do not forget about #🧩〡weekend-puzzle-rush

[west iron]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-kemo-curious-listen-gif-26411455

[paper lily]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-make-me-look-like-the-victim-gif-3081240632068787806

[pastel yew]

do you know how to defend against the polish opening

[latent crystal]

HitTheTarget from STAMPYS lovely worlddd!!!!

[latent crystal]

Me toooo

[paper lily]

if it's guy your level he's doomed fr

[quasi nova]

Ahh

[paper lily]

wish he doesn't get you to endgame

[pastel yew]

yeah true
but also not true bc people my level know how to defend against it most of the time

[paper lily]

ok

[proven wave]

Don't advise other to cheat

[native thicket]

yo

[ashen sandal]

I was joking

[proven wave]

Not even as a joke

It can motivate someone to cheat

[paper lily]

point

[proven wave]

Also #〘📝〙rules

[paper lily]

this is first mod who's actively active surprising

[ashen sandal]

When playing 30 min rapid under 1500 spend one minute on the entire game, but everyone over that barely loses on time

[latent crystal]

He's the best mod

[paper lily]

when i joined long ago it was different people now whole landscape is different only 2 guys are same

[ashen sandal]

My bad. I was actually looking for the rules

[paper lily]

oh come on dude?

[latent crystal]

What is it?

[paper lily]

simping?

[latent crystal]

Uh... You never simped?

Also it's a joke bro

[paper lily]

nah it's weird you said that word

[latent crystal]

Why are you so sensitive to silly things

[paper lily]

you need diamond membership?

[latent crystal]

Because he's also a guy?

[paper lily]

you are un straight?

[latent crystal]

I'm not going to listen to someone who is so caught up on others actions that they can't work on themselves

[paper lily]

if you need diamond there's family/friends offer

4 dollars per year i think

[latent crystal]

Yeah but I'm not gay either

[paper lily]

thanks for clearing

I'm not judging but that sentence came like hook

[latent crystal]

Pirate ya just need to grow uppp, it's ok bud

[latent crystal]

Ya ya Ur gooood

[paper lily]

that's true I'll grow up

[latent crystal]

Yayyyy

[ashen sandal]

btw this is chess talk so we should only talk about chess

[paper lily]

correct

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> novalotlyt

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Rapid: 1100 (1202 peak)
Blitz: 922 (peak)
Bullet: 809 (822 peak)

[kindred crypt]

Chat really went to shit huh

[lilac cobalt]

any one wants to play

?

[kindred crypt]

What tc

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sigma

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Rapid: 1928 (peak)
Blitz: 2035 (2127 peak)
Bullet: 2014 (2105 peak)

[topaz shoal]

Hi

[pastel yew]

ches 🤓

[topaz shoal]

How to play toilet opening

[paper lily]

what's perks to discord mod?

[lilac cobalt]

my acc is 1600 but my brother made it to 1000

[kindred crypt]

What de hail

[ashen sandal]

is swearing allowed?

[kindred crypt]

Yes

[patent patrol]

U don’t have to worry about doing ur schoolwork that much

[topaz shoal]

No

[paper lily]

how come?

[paper lily]

that's hard gambit

[kindred crypt]

Batter what say u

[paper lily]

benko ig

[patent patrol]

Benko is a universal opening

[kindred crypt]

Ts is NOT a benko

[paper lily]

queen side attack

[pastel yew]

wow what a useful pawn move

[patent patrol]

U can play the same thing in the Reti gambit as white iirc

[paper lily]

benko is queen side demolition

[lilac cobalt]

ItsSMessi-R

[pastel yew]

1. b4

game aborted

[kindred crypt]

Based

[lilac cobalt]

this is my acc if any one wants to play

[pastel yew]

what ur elo?

[patent patrol]

Like this kinda except black doesn’t fianchetto

[paper lily]

2k

[patent patrol]

Least not yet

[kindred crypt]

This is pretty ass

[paper lily]

qb6!!

[patent patrol]

It’s better than e3 in the advance somehow idk how

[pastel yew]

ykw I asked the wrong question what is your chess.com username

[paper lily]

js6wks

[kindred crypt]

Why is @rancid osprey lurking

[paper lily]

send unrated

[lilac cobalt]

ItsSMessi-R
this is my acc if any one wants to play

[kindred crypt]

Engine hates benoni

[pastel yew]

ok

[patent patrol]

@wind bay just be chilling

[kindred crypt]

With good reason

[paper token]

‘please dont horse my queen’
-jynxzi

[pastel yew]

this will not be an interesting game, as you may destroy me

[patent patrol]

Which benoni

[patent patrol]

Fr

[kindred crypt]

Any benoni

[paper lily]

maybe send

[kindred crypt]

White or black

[honest brook]

bhrritutu

[patent patrol]

Benko given enough credit

[kindred crypt]

honestly idk what to play against d4

[paper lily]

unrated**

[nimble arch]

dutch

[patent patrol]

The chess.com bots have played double fianchetto book move benkos up to like move 12

[pastel yew]

I just did unrated

[kindred crypt]

3/10 ragebait

[paper lily]

tell me username imma send

[patent patrol]

Where I set up something with other pieces and I’m somehow still in theory

[pastel yew]

NovalotlYT

[patent patrol]

Have u looked at the Slav u might like it

[paper lily]

accept

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jordan-mj-laugh-michael-jordan-laugh-michael-jordan-no-gd-factory-gif-12988437911705674771

[pastel yew]

can you send it again

[patent patrol]

U play Jobava London Slav is def comparable at least a bit

[pastel yew]

blitz?

[kindred crypt]

I might stick with pseudo queens Indian

[paper lily]

whatever you like send

[patent patrol]

Solid but firm

[kindred crypt]

I dont play the jobava anymore

[patent patrol]

Wow Catalan master

[kindred crypt]

I mean i do

but im in the process of switching to catalan

[patent patrol]

U don’t play it vs KID tho tragic

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mega-man-online-deathmatch-salpn-1

[kindred crypt]

I hate those positions

[slow folio]

meh

2/6

[kindred crypt]

otb?

[slow folio]

yeah

Im suck

[kindred crypt]

Did u gain rating

[patent patrol]

I love it same lines both sides

[kindred crypt]

Its so ass for black but i cba to refute it

[slow folio]

non-rating tournament, basically this is my first swiss otb tournament

[kindred crypt]

o

[patent patrol]

White is unbeatable lowk

[kindred crypt]

Is this a philidor

[patent patrol]

Bots choose this

[kindred crypt]

Or a pirc

[radiant swan]

where does a philidor have e4 after like 10 moves

[brave carbon]

hi

[paper lily]

did you had vision problem

[patent patrol]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Kings-Indian-Defense-Fianchetto-Debrecen-Classical-Main-Line common catalan vs KID line id say

[brave carbon]

maroczy?

[patent patrol]

H3 e4

[kindred crypt]

I meant thru a transposition

[kindred crypt]

Yeah this is so ass for black

[blazing gust]

Sure , but it's like only 10 to 20 moves

[radiant swan]

im dumb vro sorry 😭

[kindred crypt]

dw man i know

[trail vortex]

I alr responded after I analyzed

[kindred crypt]

i kinda assumed it from your cr deck

[trail vortex]

here

[radiant swan]

vro you dont even have my cr

[patent patrol]

I play it as black but not like this

[blazing gust]

Nah bro

[kindred crypt]

Kings indian is lowkey just bad

ngl

[trail vortex]

hell no, Hikaru beat Kramnik with that in classical

[nimble arch]

that doesnt uh mean anything

[trail vortex]

Kings Indian goated

[kindred crypt]

So many lines that have a simple white advantage

[radiant swan]

kramnik is a washed old man

[paper lily]

is kramnik even a player?

[kindred crypt]

Pipe down 1600-1799

[patent patrol]

Like engine wise sure play wise you kinda have to try to beat it

[nimble arch]

higher rated player beats lower rated player with an opening its not a suprise

[trail vortex]

that literally means alot, GMs play it and win against strong player

[trail vortex]

Sybau lil bro

[quasi nova]

I caught an inadvertent stray

[slow folio]

mostly opening problem

[kindred crypt]

Legitimately no gms play the KID anymore

[slow folio]

I have so little of opening prep

[patent patrol]

Hikaru definitely speaks a lot for the KID and its play in professional chess

[kindred crypt]

I had to elo shame lol

[patent patrol]

Not saying it’s the best opening tho

[paper lily]

what opening you play as main weapon

k.i.d is goat when player is garry

[slow folio]

mostly 1.e4

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/goatee-beard-touch-chess-goat-funny-gif-3463070

[trail vortex]

Legitimately it is still a very very strong surprise weapon

[paper lily]

e4 what ruy ,italian?

[quasi nova]

If I beat this 2100 fide sweat in my classical game next week your gonna have to take all this slander back

Assuming I'm playing him and all

[nimble arch]

Rating Difference matters, If magnus had played a troll opening and won in otb classica does that mean its good or just that magnus is a better player?

[kindred crypt]

Yeah but it gets railed by literally every white sideline

[patent patrol]

GMs can learn the grunfeld nowadays and drill book moves

[radiant swan]

as if you'll win

[nimble arch]

KID is NOT a suprise weapon lol

[trail vortex]

literally not

[patent patrol]

It means the opening is good and Magnus is a better player

[kindred crypt]

Averbakh semi averbakh makagonov fianchetto

[glass tartan]

what is KID?

[patent patrol]

Boiii

[radiant swan]

magnus carlsen opening 🤑🤑🤑

[copper comet]

fries

[trail vortex]

Equal level GMs have played it against each other and the KID player has won significant amounts of times

[paper lily]

magnus is only gm who can handle any opening

[velvet rain]

I’m back yay

[quasi nova]

Yeah I probably won't but I at least wanna play a good game. I'm genuinely happier losing against him then winning against children it's so boring to play them

[kindred crypt]

Name a line against the makagonov that doesnt get black in a shit position

[paper lily]

magnus sidelines always from mainline

[nimble arch]

Thats better than 'hikaru beat kramnik with that'

[patent patrol]

So do most non boring chess players

[trail vortex]

i guess take the better answer

[paper lily]

when he was competing he did that too

[glass tartan]

no one can tell me what KID means?

[patent patrol]

Kings Indian defense?

[trail vortex]

I aint even know what makagonov sideline is ask Hikaru when u meet him

[quasi nova]

King's indian Defence

[trail vortex]

King's Indian Defense

[glass tartan]

oh

[paper lily]

masters suggest choose mainline

[kindred crypt]

Gang its literally a mainline

[patent patrol]

Idk what the makagonov is either

[paper lily]

choose opening which fits yo style

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-10273212848663596705

[trail vortex]

I aint know that line is what I was saying if I dont know that line how would I know if its a mainline or sideline, my fault for assuming

[alpine steeple]

https://www.chess.com/game/166571096216

[patent patrol]

I know the semi averbakh we played ts yesterday

[alpine steeple]

is this discord method for free reviews?

[kindred crypt]

Semi averbakh is goated

[paper lily]

kid mainline is averbakh

[nimble arch]

only losses

[kindred crypt]

Makagonov is goated

[glass tartan]

im getting tired

[patent patrol]

Bro I didn’t even know what the Berlin was and I had 70% winrate in the Berlin

[kindred crypt]

averbakh is slightly less goated

[trail vortex]

8 pawns attack 🔛🔝

[paper lily]

kid bayonet is great too

[kindred crypt]

Fianchetto is goated

[kindred crypt]

What is a bagonet

[alpine steeple]

but how do i analyze a win

[bright knot]

oh no its a fork

[patent patrol]

I find it so funny

[trail vortex]

u press analyze button or Game review or review it using your brain

[radiant swan]

dang you're serious mb bro you got this 🙏

[bright knot]

aint no way my opponent fell for ts btw

[nimble arch]

guys +0.5 is playable

[alpine steeple]

yeah but it's talking about some free trial

[kindred crypt]

Obviously

[glass tartan]

i had a decent night sleep yesterday, and my brain played poorly

[patent patrol]

+0.5 is not playable

[bright knot]

sure

[paper lily]

username?

[quasi nova]

I'ma try bro and if I lose I'll blame you for slandering me lmao

[velvet rain]

-1 is playable for white just look at the grob!!!!!!!

[kindred crypt]

Kings indian is like 0.8

[glass tartan]

maybe too much sleep makes you lazy

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> heyimbadfr

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Rapid: 1826 (1851 peak)
Blitz: 1332 (1764 peak)
Bullet: 1543 (1816 peak)

[trail vortex]

game review is pay to access after one per day whether its win or loss

[nimble arch]

I dont like opinions

[paper lily]

sending blitz

[bright knot]

@paper lily

[kindred crypt]

0.2 in the catalan is kinda insane tho

[nimble arch]

that being said we all have them

[patent patrol]

Alekhines slightly more engine backed than kid bet

[radiant swan]

i didn't do anything 😔

[magic shard]

is means magnus' opponent sucks because who doryenuinely lets magnus play a troll opening and also lowkeed gets cooked in the same game

[kindred crypt]

That slight advantage just gives white more options

[glass tartan]

it is what it is, so glad my block list works fine, and doesnt stop working

[quasi nova]

Exactly, your not hyping me up enough

[bright knot]

doryenuinely? 😭

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-niche-baby-gif-11974307868702544278

[patent patrol]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Neo-Grunfeld-Defense-Classical-Original-Ultra-Delayed-Exchange-Variation I used to play this patzer line

[magic shard]

these niche terms are so peak

[patent patrol]

Big name but both sides are playing a catalan

[nimble arch]

looking at it rn it doesnt seem like it, unless black plays some wack side varations

[kindred crypt]

My bad 0.7

[nimble arch]

ill check chessdb

[kindred crypt]

But it definitely shows

[magic shard]

bayonet is probably the highest eval line for white

[patent patrol]

Kid should be slightly better for white

[glass tartan]

i need to research it more on google

[patent patrol]

I think that’s just established

[kindred crypt]

Makagonov is also

[trail vortex]

Id really like to learn Catalan

[nimble arch]

it is kinda how it is with modern openings

[magic shard]

it doesn't feel as dangerous but it's also a good one

[patent patrol]

Learn it it’s entertaining as hell

[kindred crypt]

True

[magic shard]

I don't like the bayonet though

as black

[nimble arch]

lichess says this one is +0.5

I like the h3 one more than bayonet

[kindred crypt]

Which version

[patent patrol]

What the computer agrees with is not what I agree with in some lines

[nimble arch]

1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 g6 3.Nc3 Bg7 4.e4 d6 5.h3

[kindred crypt]

Lemme boot up chessify

[nimble arch]

the waht

[untold agate]

What is the difference between Lichess bruh

[magic shard]

do you have a paid subscription on chessify

[kindred crypt]

No

[nimble arch]

wth is chessify

[kindred crypt]

Why would i need that

[kindred crypt]

Cloud engines

[nimble arch]

and why arent you using a normal engine why do you need chessify

[magic shard]

extremely strong engine

[nimble arch]

chessdb.cn

[kindred crypt]

Wrong reply

[kindred crypt]

no ty

[nimble arch]

is cloud

[magic shard]

right reply actually

[kindred crypt]

Oh wait yeah

mb its 11 pm

[patent patrol]

Idk how u play e6 and expect to win ur chess game

[nimble arch]

Chessdb gives white 18

[kindred crypt]

Anyways we can agree white is considerably better in the kings indian

[nimble arch]

lichess cloud gives white 50

[magic shard]

it's ok I do this stuff all the time

[patent patrol]

Ye agree but for players it usually doesn’t matter

[nimble arch]

the clash player gives white 80

[trail vortex]

objectively yes

[nimble arch]

white is slightly better but as white I would rather not play a KID

[magic shard]

if we're talking pure objective then it's just gonna be 0.0 in every line

[kindred crypt]

[nimble arch]

play into a KID

[magic shard]

they fulfilled the exceptional cases

[kindred crypt]

[nimble arch]

unless im facing dor

[patent patrol]

Everyone can get beat by a kings Indian white is objectively a bit better tho and everyone knows that and ur taught as a beginner to take advantage of it

[nimble arch]

/j

nah I dont like playing KID positons as white

[kindred crypt]

i would cook the KID in a classical game

[kindred crypt]

Why

[nimble arch]

I have only faced the KID once in a classical game

it was vs an FM

I lost

[buoyant warren]

kid so much more fun with black

[kindred crypt]

Ive faced it 3 times

[velvet rain]

[kindred crypt]

Ok ultra player

[nimble arch]

however this FM just moved to america and played their first USCF tourney....

[velvet rain]

I used to play the kings Indian until I tried the nimzo Indian and murdered my opponent

[nimble arch]

thankfully, USCF provides... FIDE CONVERSIONS!!!

[patent patrol]

I like it

[nimble arch]

so I didnt lose all my points

but that guy like instantly became an NM quickly lol

[kindred crypt]

Wouldnt he be unrated anyway

[patent patrol]

Even pretty easy to get away with inaccuracies in some lines

[proven wave]

Pixel can you invite me to every popular chess server?

[nimble arch]

hes played some opponents before me, also you can still lose points to unrated

[buoyant warren]

i brokey just wanted to use the image

[bright knot]

lmao good game

[nimble arch]

uh I dont know them all

[bright knot]

i threw

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-gross-snot-dirty-gif-7501603517935909322

[kindred crypt]

[proven wave]

Any popular chess servers you are in? 👀

[nimble arch]

I already shared those with you

[patent patrol]

Bros not making it to bones academy

[paper lily]

[kindred crypt]

i should lowkey go to bed

[nimble arch]

oh wait theirs also levys server but I dont like it

[proven wave]

Ah okay.
Thanks Pixel 🙂

[kindred crypt]

levys server sucks

[bright knot]

😭 we both might be ass gng @paper lily

[paper lily]

is levy even a player?

[proven wave]

Why not?.

[paper lily]

i wasn't calculating sir

[patent patrol]

Yea he’s pretty good despite what u might think

[paper lily]

alright

[bright knot]

what even is this excuse 🥀

[patent patrol]

Levy can lowk be a blitz demon

[devout chasm]

guys im a 200, in my last game my opponent took a pawn on the file to the right while both our pawns were side by side. can someone explain plz

[nimble arch]

some dude accused me of cheating and said somthing along the lines of "Im going DM neruolink he knows a mod ur getting banned loser"

[kindred crypt]

He’s probably hacking

[paper lily]

this is blunt fact i was in mood to have destruction

[patent patrol]

Average neurolink fan

[devout chasm]

not diagonal literally like on the same row

[nimble arch]

and it was some regular on the server too so like bruh

[paper lily]

it's en passant

[kindred crypt]

Yeah he’s probably hacking

[patent patrol]

wtf is en passant bro started speaking Spanish. Just report your opponent and move on

[devout chasm]

oh haven't come across that before

[paper lily]

google it

[kindred crypt]

Broke the unwritten rule of chess

[paper lily]

advanced pawn has respect

[kindred crypt]

🌽 ⚾

[paper lily]

i love to solve issues

[devout chasm]

crazy that a 200 player found smth like that

[velvet rain]

[kindred crypt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chess-edit-thumbnail-gotham-QxahMuw5xgfUQNzeM7

Hikaru vs fabi tmmr

[buoyant warren]

i go0n to levy thumbnails

[proven wave]

That's very rude.
Is there no rules against cheating accusations?

[nimble arch]

oh there is im sure

he justified it by saying somthing along the lines of its not an accusation if he knows

I just left the server idrc enough for that

[proven wave]

Mods can help in that matter:)

[patent patrol]

Neurolink is working with the chess.com deep state to take down Hans Neimann and you encountered a magnusdrone

[paper lily]

I've serious question I won't be banned??

[kindred crypt]

Must of been the wind

[paper lily]

it's about daniel

[velvet rain]

Aw man my image is gone

[buoyant warren]

what was the image i missed it

[kindred crypt]

Guess the move

[buoyant warren]

did he play kh4

[nimble arch]

Kh5 you sent this already

wait kh4 AHHHHH

[kindred crypt]

Yes like 12s of thought

[paper lily]

this is anita?

[velvet rain]

Levy thumbnail saying “shes 10. Can I mate?”

[buoyant warren]

peak

[kindred crypt]

I repost ts every hour

[patent patrol]

No

[nimble arch]

overused

[paper lily]

oh

[kindred crypt]

underused

i dont really want to send anything else tbh

[patent patrol]

Underused

I went up in blitz since ts but I thought it was funny

[proven wave]

No.

[finite elm]

Ssup nerds

[patent patrol]

Mohit can you do an ask me anything

[paper lily]

I've question about danya guys

[patent patrol]

Sup

[kindred crypt]

i know exactly what id ask

[proven wave]

In 5 mins

[paper lily]

if i ask question related to danya I won't be banned?

[buoyant warren]

no

[patent patrol]

https://youtu.be/CtenHaz1RIU?si=E4hdGsuBY0oNHY9v

[paper lily]

i think something is being hidden

[kindred crypt]

thats not a question

[formal wadi]

Hallo, wil iemand schaken met mij

[buoyant warren]

i dont see why anyone would hide anything

[kindred crypt]

<@&745328830649991179>s not english

[dense monolith]

Yo guys who wnna 1v1 me rq?

[paper lily]

where's his grave?

[formal wadi]

mb i had my english keyboard off

[patent patrol]

Ok maybe that one’s hidden