#💬〡chess-talk
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isn't this server enough
I did lol
dude
what?
well i left all clubs only I'm on 2 servers
wait good idea I'll leave remaining clubs good idea
i really do question this mouse-slip a lot
Peak game
bro what
what rating did it give you?
I figured, thats the only reason you would share that game
How did you have 19 misses bro...
19 misses
brutal
good for you
that got deleted real fast
you got the bishop prison
mf picking on 100s smh my head
Not picking on the 2000s instead?
https://www.chess.com/game/live/151335491713
apparently this is my best win
































































1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 [h5] 3. e3 e5 4. Bxe5 f6 5. Bf4 g5 6. Bd3 gxf4 7. Bg6+ Kd7 8. c4 Ne7 9. Bxh5 c6 10. cxd5 Nxd5 11. Qc1 Rxh5 12. Nd2 fxe3 13. fxe3 Nxe3 14. Qc3 Qe7 15. Ne2 Nxg2+ 16. Kd1 Bh6 17. Kc2 Ne3+ 18. Kb3 Rb5+ 19. Ka4 Nd5 20. Qh3+ Kd8 21. Qa3 Nb6#
guys there was improvers porgram launched did anyone took it seriously followed along
Hai cuties
sup cutie
Shaking my head my head?
Are alien gambit players always like this or it stops at some level?
Like i remember having negative winrate with them when i encountered it
But now they throw pieces at my face
Or just trade down
1600 when
I had it once
Uhh never
is it still being played?
Why
Yes😭
i thought hikaru gave strong antidote
I just don't feel strong enough yet
😭
Go in general off topic y'all I have a surprise
I have to slump and tilt before achieving 1700
Pro
Mogged
Hacker
Donate elo plis
Pro
🥺
Noob
My mom is kinda homeless
Lets finish the 10-0
Pro
1700s chug pieces at you 24/7 too
speed

that iconic meme was born
fbi open up thorium
Bro what
Why no lick
Such power shall not be ignored
💀 maybe i should stop playing at night 
spiderman trailer bnd watched?
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Rapid: 1817 (1927 peak)
Blitz: 1498 (1529 peak)
yeah fbi
yea lowk should stop playing at night 💀
shhh
thor is coming for you you stole his name this be epi
i play to tire myself
holy you guys are too good
adoptable
my friend reached 2300 rapid
bro is 2200-2399 💀 type shi
lowk imma untilt next week 
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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1817 (1927 peak)
Blitz: 1498 (1529 peak)
why are you up...
cope?
oh yea my blitz is washed as well
im literally only tilting because im playing at night today and pulled an allnighter last night
so yea
you doing all night for chess?
mate gotta relax
finally pulled off an ICBM in a real game
Bro chess with liminal music is lowk PEAK
yea i got to 1927 2 nights ago
im taking a break for a while for a few days tho
before 2000 i went nuts berserk
idk if i'd call that a break tho 😭 (im going on some ah hiking trip)
show profile 💀
my teacher suggest take a break and i took it permanently
let's just leave it there
are u just at 2000
after break from chess i found peace i play whenever i want it's fn
fair
yesh 2002 or 7
but ngl imma chill out a bit after 2000 rated
this is the right way
before i had to lock in didn't realize it's draining me
all otherways are wrong
that's true i tried everything all methods couldn't break the range to 2009
2k
adoptable ngl
now I just login play for streak
let it run for sometime
i can give you review
"so, if you followed a very specific script throughout 30 moves, you would've been checkmated, so i call it a blunder"
but eh yea, imma take the break and then play like 3 rapid games a day to get 2000
a blunder is a blunder
it's actually that
script is wild
don't hate the engine hate yourself for playing it
you chose better words 😂
the "Show Fork" button always gives me a 20 play sequence of shit i would've never done but that could f me up
I'll learn new script not opening 😂
LOL
to the some point you are exactly correct
there's script for 20 moves from opening true
also there's the reti opening
yk you're white and you play your kind-side horse
so that's a book move labeled "reti opening"
if the opponent plays pawn d5 and i play pawn d4
the side panel calls it "reti opening: tennison gambit"
but lord knows why it labels the play an innacuracy
every single time
done
so it recognizes it as a book opening and innacuracy at the same time
can we love israel together>
ew f no
why so many skulls?
dude i feel your frustrations you are beginner
beginner are lethargic when it comes to calcualtions
I don't wanna start lecture for beginners but y'all need vision tactics and calcualtions
ew a goy
yucks ein Jude
lerne besser wie man ein schachbrett in den boden kratzt
puzzle time
iykyk
real bro this is them
lol did speed attempt at chess?
his frustrating is to the point but his script thing was 90% accurate
what's he even trying to figure out
ishowspeed was calculating in 69th dimensions lol
no one knows.
you need captain America serum to produce novelty in top opening right on move 7 8
well if you had that serum you'll beat anyone on earth simultaneously
what's done?
well it's how the gambit goes
sacrifice a horse and a bishop to get the queen
for gambit you invite the gambit and crush opponent
afterwards sure, but i figured 2 brilliants and a great would've given me more than 550 rating
love this cat
Im a cat uwu
Anybody want to watch sum 300 elo gameplay?
Meow meow meow ;3
if i wanted fo design someone based on chess+pirate character what should it look
Like me :3
you look anime thing
Nuh

this guy pronouncing every name is underrated feat
Anybody want to watch sum 300 elo gameplay?
sudo 0-300 elo
?
if i was chess com owner I'd gift everyone 500 rating
Well ur not and will never be
then mismatch them with masters
that's true
Keep dreaming
I won't be owner of chess com
yep
@uneven nova he's owner

You can
Run from those angels
Until you are exhausted
One day you would wanna stop and wonder what they wanted
The crow flies his back turned as to not see the misery
Keep on runnin from those angels until you're exhausted.
rate the tournament
Sick place
-0/10
I once played in a military scool
-6.9/10
Cool lookin place
iota negative zero
Anybody want to watch sum 300 elo gameplay?
10/10 if you're begging and if you're budget is low but anyways it's a 10/10
Your*
looks fun
Hewwooo
Why boards different colors

what problem
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Name: M Š (sushiiiikusik)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1227 (peak)
Blitz: 962 (1165 peak)
Bullet: 778 (834 peak)
🙂
HELLO U GOT 2000ELO?
yeah
Guys I just hit 600+
i got 3k wanna play
congratulations mate
It only took 3 months

🥹
3k?
Big problem
yep
Nice work! Keep on going!
wanna play or nah?
Maybe he meant 300 instead of 3000
you have brought mre in difficult situation
he or she?
she
ok blitz ya rapid?
3k i mean lets play i can send u link in dm u can see
Whats ur user
no no i send link in dm
send

What elo is he
let's see I'm taking bait
Real 3000 or 300 🤔
Yes.
🥀
wait 5 min lemme finish playing dota
me and migu
migu
Anyone puzzles
Me
Vc
Im thinking of switching to gold membership since my diamond ran out
Rich

find 5 friends and buy family plan
Not the r slur. .
Im thinking of staying homeless
diamonds are expensive
nah alone is better
Oxygen is expensive for me
trust me
its 25 or so yearly for each when family
Live censor
Why u so low blitz n bullet 
trust me individual better
how much should i be
2000
I sure do love Ovess Tactics
15k games in rapid and 9k in blitz is crazy i respect 💀 🙏
i stopped pushing
im here
blitz is chaotic for me
Ovess
sure send
How was 9k games below 1700 in blitz 
wait u play racket rivals
Yeah, but months ago, i'm not playing again right now
What lvl and rank
Wait u play growtopia too
Idk, i don't remember
how did you see my pfp?
Yeah, used to play
How many bgls u have
I know everything
Only 3
i still play blitz for fun i got 1600+ then 1400 now will gain again 1600
3 is still massive
What's bgl
Not right now, only can buy 2 TM with it
Whats tm
Tesseract Manipulator
We should play blitz n bullet :3
oh bullet no
Dang
I just got 1800 today in bullet 🥺
boom really?
Yuh ;3
some excel in blitz some in rapid some in between
2000 soon 🙏
2000 rapid?
Some in ultrabullet
Hi
Ye
oh forgot
1 tip calculate as much as you can
I think i can get 1900 rapid rn but im just so lazy to play rapid
leave chess
sounds like you're already progressing fine lol
laziness will kill rapid don't go
Rapid gets boring with time ( i only played 1k rapid ) 😭
And bro has 15k games in rapid wut
whi?
Respect 🥶
my new goal is 30k games and relax
1 rapid is already too hard for me 
Why

25k already+5k it'll be good
More than hilaru
hikaru has 40
Just go for 100k bro
100k is quadruple
I have like 10k dayum
Is 1000 a good rating for people who play chess as a hobby?
i can go for 100k if ms was 1
oh
Is there a way anybody could like coach me?
any rating is good as a hobby
those who love chess,they pave the road themselves
Wise man indeed I see
wise choice sir wise choice
Holy ai Miku and teto
Cool pic
Why are ppl so attached to them anyways
Frfr
Kfc has become a lil more delicious lately
What is ur language
KFC is fake chicken gng
I just asked ur language but okay
Noooo..i trust kfc
semi slav more like semi shit
Bros some philosophical random discord mod 💀💀💀💀
no man I'm not mod honestly
I'm chess player just like you
What is this language never heard of it
KFC IS FAKE CHICKEN
thank God i was awake man
pls smone donate me diamond
lord is great
Begging in the dc🤨
You're jealous coz they cook your likings
You're a pakistani?
No foxes did but maybe they were paid
donate me diamond
Lol
pls
yeah
Why u begging in the dc
KFC is finger licking good chicken
where should i beg
Ask ppl in game chat
on road!
sybau
Oiii
that's where you beg
Oi oi
road is best place
I have Mrs Chicken
oi it's chewzday innit
Lol bro got lucky
Chesscom anyone
Sure
Really?
What’s your user
really tears?
What's your rating?
Someone deleted something xD
2400
Odang
he thought he's thanos
BigNolski is my user
Nahh i am a 1000
Huh
Ok I'm super bad💀💀
I thought chess is considered haram in Pakistan
Lol
bruh what
Heard somewhere
who told you that? Thanos?
Wanna play?
who has better looking women Pakistan or India?
Wrong action
What is your rating
@uneven nova
I'm 250
Just reached 1000 not gonaa risk it
NOT 2500
you can play unrated
I ain't falling for the trap
Yea
always wanted a answer to that question
U would cook me anyway
beauty is subjective mate
No joke I know I suck
i blocked you bro. have a good life
Animals in chess are like brutual
guys what is this opening called and also, I'm scared
What
tard opening
Like stockfish,meow etc etc
@paper lily
Damn
no one cares bro
Is terrorism haram?
chess was haram in Afghanistan or Saudi
Chess 960 shows your actual elo
Y'all ever watched the show the queens gambit?
Your mom
use common sense mate innit
Yaa its good
queens gambit is avg
I didnt
I'm just starting it episode 2
pawn sacrifice was off charts
I don't wanna get banned lol...ima let it slide
it's normal chill
i made blunder told my nation
small talk is allowed
before telling nation i was philosopher now I'm tard
no threats by people that are no mods

I knew u where Philosophical
i love touching pawns
Darn auto correct
What are you
🤨
always sacrifice your queen at least 1 time per month
Wow we have a chicken here :0
I know where this is heading
@uneven nova
Hiiiii mohit.
Welcome!
maybe i need to create a list of things to do in chess.
A normal chicken who questions the existence of this earth and why it feels like everything is decided upon my choices
Queenstrual cycle
That is me
Feel free to connect your account to get full access to this server
if we want to assemble chess players what'd be slogan?
if a queen and king have a baby does that mean the baby has both abilites
like a guid

Mohit never says hi back fr
like avengers assemble is for heores what's for chess players assemble?
Chickens should have their rights
Hi
hi mohit
And not be devoured by kfcians
Wow Coach!

Sir...
Don't you talk about kfc...its mah life😡😡
you can have chiken for 3 usd per kilo
Keep it chess related please
I don't keep a count
Whats FA

fide arbiter
Expect how ever many chickens you have eaten approaching your house in 5 seconds
That's a title hih
that's what he is
Damn.
Google it
Got that entity?
Chickens are delicious that's only i care about plus good source of protein
(2)
I did google it. It didn't show results.
Boy oh boy oh
Hey chicken
As I told you before keep this chat chess related
Are you a mod?
You are safe plz don't be scared
Maybe?
If you are a mod ban me right now.
Ok gng
Gng
You good gng
Why would you ever ask for a ban
Nice to meet yaa gng
do you guys know what the best move is in this situation
are you playing xiagqi?
Jim
Google fractals
Wish i could send images so that i could share my brilliancies

Google en passant bot
Use /connect
how to embed gif
Oh ok
what about wife
Hi
Anyone wanna play ?
If u do shes either chopped or she cheats on u
All chess players have hot wives except levy
Sure
She’s a good chef bro
Let’s go Mr chicken
bro why u worried about their wives
ts weird gang
So r u
Fr fr fax skibidi toilet
brilliant come backs
this looks so weird
Magnus ain't magnusing recently
guys, I lost:(
candidates when?
today
Thats a gng bng
really?
true
hell is that
oh boy we're so back to chess
do you only say weird shit
chess 👍
Gng its ok to be wierd
nah it's always been in chess since the creation of chess my brotacosauce
nah there's different kinds of weird u just say nasty shit
Did i make you uncomfortable?
round 1 starts in 3 mins
Its mate in 56
rated?
Ggs
Gg Mr chicken 🍗
I got cooked
Lol 😂
bro, how much is your chess board?
Wanna play again 😂
Nope
😂😂😂😂
Not whatsoever
Fair enough 😂
when you are winning and chess com matches you with a guy who hasn't seen sun
Am I doing good guys? (white to move)
Anyone wanna play
a 2 followed by 308 zeros
bottom right corner
thx
That's a bomb...
nuh uh
it can't be
I've played this game before
Wait yea it's not
it's a 1
Ok the flag is bomb
You're already on the bomb 🥺💔
can you mute me for like a week fr i need to lock in on a summer program
I made a flag move you see, look closely
Asking to be muted?
these 3 are safe too cause it has to be one of the two at the bottom
Are you serious? Really?
Yeah I just saw ye
yes im being deadass
Mute him mute him mute him
i used to ask bast to do it all the time
thanks goat
il dm u or bast if i wanna get unmuted
Umm wait .
y don't u just not type
bro what's your self control 😭
I mean ig
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Hi, how are you all doing, I'm kinda new at chess and I don't want know what I'm doing
I've just moving at random
Thats not how basketball is played
same
Who said that isn't bro, been playing that everyday
Just watch out to not slip on a bomb
could somebody PLEASE explain the point of rook c2 in this position. why am i supposed to stick my rook behind a pawn.
BOMB??? CS2?
GUYS I MIGHT BE COOKED
My lovely hvh server cs go
What is this
chess
Chess?
I ether win because they forfeit or lose because they beat me
Wth
Yeah, to move the knight away without losing the c pawn, that knight is badly placed, it has nowhere useful to go on that square annnd, when you move the knight away you can push the pawn to promotion
Bees?
I never made a checkmate before
Boys?
same
Kiss boys?
Boys? 🔥
it's a 50/50 right guys?
Pretty boys?🔥
Yeah
dut dut dut "bomb has been planted" dit, dit, dit, dit random sniper guy appears dies gg
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I love chess
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Heiii ^^, doing guh, I just really have to fix my sleeping schedule like fr lol, it's draining my energy, wbu :3
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Same same 🔥
gurt yo
Hey chat!!, how y'all doing??
We'll make it ❤️
4 am - 8 am
Heiii!!! Doing good, bou u?
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Average
dang
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im soooo tired, my friend took me skiing to the biggest ski resort in new england today and i just got back
Aberege:3
Fr
Jim's elo is what i think my opponents play at half the time
😭 😭 😭
Ouhhh, that's cool, was it fun at least tho
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Samp rp
I GOT CORNERED INTO A 50/50 BRUH
Uhh 4:20
I was about to say something but can't cuz I'll get banned but basically the money game yk XD, just hope you win lol
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Youre lucky i dont have access to the sending pics
yeah it was, I had to get up at 5:30 to get ready since it was a 3 hour drive, but we rode up in his dad's cybertruck so it was really comfy and us three just talked since the car just drove us there ourselves. The skiing was great, and I hit a new record speed of 52.5 mph
I quit
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why?
I had a rook and queen and stalemated😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
i finally reached 1700
well thats better than the time i had a rook, queen, and two pawns and lost to a single pawn
you gotta keep going bro, you just gotta believe
Nice!!!
What channel do I use to send an image with a question?
i blundered a winning rook pawn vs king position, dont be so harsh
Dude I haven't been able to leave 400 for a long time
😈
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE
i bongclouded as black and still won
improvement-talk I think
Ah thank you!
same these guys are too good
Connect your account to get full access to the server and send screenshots
Use /connect @river ember
Actually I don’t even have access to that channel
Ah gotcha
1600s blundering simple tactics;
Just like me
Guys, hoi4 better than chess frfr
wow your so good
Nope. Chess is the best!
can premium users review any game they want or just theirs?
Does Hoi4 have rooks?
Clash royale better than chess
Any games.
do you happen to be one?
YEP!
lmao thats crazy
Nope. Chess requires more skills what is best? I think there is no right or wrong answer. Depends on opinions
Anyone wanna play a chill rapid game?
Nvm I prefer bishops
how do I survive this opening
Run!
even at 2000s you will still find simple blunders
thx bro 😌
Also feel free to join #🧩〡weekend-puzzle-rush
well those 2k elo guys are too good for me
Yo sending that image is allowed right?
Look mac
Don't bring BP into this
Battlepass?
I am not sure.
50/50 right so just equilibrium so it's ok
e4 e5 kf3
Uhh black pill Andrew Tate
is anyone premium here?
sorry
I lost three times in a row😭 😭 😭
Not that kind
bro has no dedication to the larp didn't even disable the rating role
- e4 e5 2. ke2!!
I'ma sell my silver and use the money for chess
and he sacrificed the rules
My name is bash, and resigning is my best move
we are bongclouding chat
GUYS PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
Wth
My name is L and like my name my games are always L's
since its a few hours, what do y'all think
credits: twitter
Edit!
It says my rating is over five hundred when it's not
I don't understand I haven't slept for 3 days
nah it's a real game fr fr trust me
Chess god decided to save you. Why is that?
quite a few of these are just like not gonna happen
Wait for opponents to bring their knight
ofc theres possibilities
that's what a bingos for
Bro can anyone play a chill rapid game against me?
@untold fog
what
no like some of them just shouldn't be there
will we see hikaru get 2-0'd like 2024
@untold fog
the whole point of a bingo is that the things are likely to happen
???
Sure . But I am not good player is that okay?
If chess is your power what are you without it?
Powerless
one of my favorite games is adding a chess-related deck 
a chessless chud
lol I just want some practice but its too late for me to play a rated game, https://link.chess.com/play/K8Mcl1
Still powerful because you had the pawn (you are the pawn)
got a brilliant move as a 400 elo twat 🥹
🔥
r u a brit
I'm still learning the Socratic Method
against the mighty martin ofcourse
Ragebaiting my opponent so that he can't think straight while we are playing chess
The mighty aristocratic method?
i just call my opp a cute little pookie bear, that usually does things
u lose u just end up ragebaiting yourself
thats just gonna make them wanna mate you more
mate im not a brit you dork
What is ragebaiting?
maybe that's my goal
Yes you are mate
damn man a single no would suffice
Dorky dork
the word u used
What is the word I used?
ok scot
ragebaiting
do you guys think I am ready or nah
<@&745328830649991179> inappropriate
And what is that?
I lost again
the word u used
Do not enrage me mischievous delinquent useless living human
And what word did I use?
ts gotta be a record
ragebaiting
And what's the meaning of that word?
holy no lifes
fastest time to get banned 🥲
you prick sybau
Shut up I'm practicing my Socratic Method
what is the socratic method, too lazy to look it up
bro is practicing rage baiting 🙏
you also are apart of the low life club if you joined the chess discord
You just ask questions to his questions or answers
the art of ragebait
what questions?
What is the meaning of ragebaiting?
Brah I'm here to have some fun and not witnessing another braincells-sharing living homosapiens trying to understand what is the meaning of ragebait man
wanna interlock toes bwabea
What is the meaning of ragebait?
🍿
remember guys
What is the meaning of a pawn?
Basically the Socratic Method is when you ask a lot of questions till his answers prove his answers wrong thus making you win in an argument
who is this lifeless moron
Back to Chess talk please
Okie
g4
What's the meaning of life?
What questions?
To love and serve the Lord our God with all our heart and mind
- g4
Stop using the Socratic Method it's too powerfull
Chess talk
you charloton you copied my move!
What's the meaning of chess talk?
- g4 g5
But besides that, Chess
g67
THEOSIS
wtf is this gif
Aint there only 64 squares on a chess baord
Why only 64?
I'm not Orthodox, I'm a Baptist
they are bound to make it 67
8x8
but why?
what do I do here
8 multiplied by 8
=67
resign
Just run they breached the wallssss
But why does a chessboard have 8 files and 8 columns when it could be 10x10
what if I win
Get mated
Ass
”glutes” actually
Run and buy time till back up arrives it's still winnable
8x8x8x8x8
17 more minutes
ddos the server
Oooo somebody goes to the gym
8^4
93,8 Accuracy with Alien Gambit Declined @indigo nexus
cool but like why you pinging my goat smh
I like the Hippopotamus Defense
he prolly accepts every request he's very nice
Yeah👍
have you ever talked to him
Sometimes
More proof like make him add me
how is the board looking so far
this actually looks kinda fun never thought of making the board have corners and stuff

Q-b7
How Is it that I've lost about 100 elo in a day
Told yah back up will arrive
sorry if the board looks a little chopped the game engine I use to run this is kinda buns
Anyone wanna review this one for me thanks (I got destroyed) https://www.chess.com/game/live/166568299800
































































1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. d4 Nf6 5. Bd3 Bg4 6. O-O e6 7. Bg5 Be7 8. c3 Nc6 9. Nbd2 Qb6 10. Qc2 O-O 11. Bxf6 Bxf6 12. Bxh7+ Kh8 13. Bd3 Rac8 14. Qb1 Ne7 15. Re1 Ng6 16. Bxg6 fxg6 17. Qxg6 Bf5 18. Qg3 Qxb2 19. Nb3 Rxc3 20. Nc5 Rc8 21. Nd7 Rc1 22. Raxc1 Rxc1 23. Nxf6 Rxe1+ 24. Nxe1 Qe2 25. Qb8#
man he's so nice must be rough with how much effort he puts in being with his community
So I gotta go now I have a war to attend to ( a Minecraft War )
👍
in his discord server he is also typing often
dm me if u can help me practice with blindfold ches
u can probably find a video on yt?
i found a position where if white plays the top move its drawish but if black plays the best move right after its +1.1 for black what 😭
Learn from a blind guy
nah i dont know vids its better to have a partner
d4
dms
I wonder if there's any blind gms
e5
why
that sounds like something legendary
Yeah👍
cs time limit here
cause it's possible technically
dxe
oh
yes
Did witty still playing? @honest brook
Thanks for the game.
Have a nice rest ❤️
thanks, you played well

It just sometimes 🙂 i wish I could always play like that .
And looks like I made some mistakes too
You can with practice
I’m above 1300 chesscom
Thanks for having hope for me
And I don’t want to play mwahahahahha
😭

whats the question
Anyone want to play
sure, what's your username?
guys me and the black king have decided to have a game of chess
i clicked the lichess link
I’m not that high rated trust me I’m good tho I’ve beat may high players
oki
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im not that good either
the 1800 just resigned 
were playing rn
I’m over 1300
Can u?
I lost
Anyone or should I play random
UnRated?
unrated
Lmaoooo