#💬〡chess-talk
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Yesss 😅
larp piece
where did all my roles go?
An agreeable hot take
luffy is so mentally challenged that anyone who watches it is as mentally challenged
Noo we are not
Why are we talking about cartoon
have not encountered a single person who has a life above the age of 15 who enjoys shit piece
wha
Put this man into a shooting range
Yaa truee
also if you want an anime that'll actually flip your world upside down at the end either gurren lagan evangelion or dororo
read liar game!!
does anyone wanna play
Gurren Lagan is valid
Evangelion is meh
Dororo I'm not sure about
its far superior to tomodachi game(edgelord)
whats yoyre elo
680
ig a 1000 but in app it shows 600
did you watch the movie after the 26 eps of evangelion
nobody even speaks about liar game, but its sooo good
ijustforgor send me ur id
unfortunately there's only a manga for it but its worth it
I've heard reviews from friends, it's good but idk about it covering for the series
Omagah i actually watched dororo (i dont even watch anime that much), its such a great anime
also made in abyss
The artstyle ticks me off for some reason
same
its Hella dark
endeye do u wanna play
Can any one suggest me a show to watch on Netflix plzzzz
also great world building
i hate how all the goyslop isekai newgen animes have good art style while actual peak doesn't
but one game cuz im rlly tired
yes okay id
RAAH-ARO
I wanna chat chess with a hype beast HMU
Back to the original point I'm making though
i got reincarnated as a toilet bowl in another world
My little pony
i sent raah
Thanks i will surely watch it
Anyways that's all for my 86 propaganda, back to my microeconomics coursework I go ✌️

LOL
help me
Sure we will review a game that if you have more intuition than me should put you in position to ascend
Vant krujis opening
@zealous marsh it took me like five business days to understand what was going on when mfs see Vietnamese and say low cortisol
This took me too long
How's the chess going
LMAO
I should play alotmmore
we making memes out of everything now
The Vietnamese wondering why their music goes viral once in a blue moon:
Do any of your friends play chess? That could help a lot
The color design for
is brilliant its the color I use to think of for magic before chess
How many Viet songs have gone viral so far?
I think including this one four?
Well maybe three if we don’t that one Viet-American
yeah I'm cooked
See Tình, Ai đưa em về and the Zero-Two song idk
2p hơn
That name deadass slipped from my mind
And then the other one I was mentioning was boys like me don’t cry
no clue
no it’s girls like me don’t cry
Guys, keep chats related to Chess only. Use #💬〡general-off-topic
I think all servers with a main topic channel is a strictly off topic channel
ppl talk here just cuz its the most active ig
Dance thing
end me
shore
Which game
I’m going to send a missile to someone’s house
im asking if you've seen my games cuz you calling me Bobby Fischer lol
Oh
@ moderator death threats chat getting kinda toxic
😠
you’re having a bit too high of cortisol rn
yk kim jong un is dying to get these death threats
so it's actually a privilege even a country leader dears
hes just waiting for one ash particle to drop on north Korean soil
Im going to per
perish?
Pee
oh Goodluck then
wdym "good luck"
aim well
fair point
U don't have to say it,when I feel like I should go p,I just go n p
Someone explain low cortisol meme to me
I never thought about it like thar
basicallly it means low stress level
high cortisol is stressed basically
Keep it about chess please
yes ok
I just pee while texting its like I never went
🙁
id?
Last minute prep before a classic game is fire
i have never played rated otbs (dont even have a FIDE)
If I were one of mods I would have muted everyone for talking non chess related stuffs,I should be thankful to mods n not chat unnecessary stuffs
Saturns140thMoon
then the opponent reaches for the h pawn
i dont think the mods rlly gaf
also w evangelion pfp
what 😭
dont book a judge by its cover
lmao
I have done that too,ig only boys can do this ?
we have snipers instead of rpgs i guess
i've sent aether
shotgun would be more accurate
yea
@uneven wolf again?
sure
Have you seen the eval bar 😭
I just blundered the game away
ah good old 1000 elo days
astounding even
all I had to do is move my king
and that would just win the game
Yup

💀😭😭yeahh just now
no way I thought I was doin SMTH with that rs
ook
let me just plunge this chat into theory real quick
I disagree
How did you defeat 2200 elo bot
behold: the Chakma Attack in the Chistyakov French (Open Tarrasch)
fully accurate btw
why do i feel i have played this
:jianchao:u need to rename this to me ha
you dont have theory tho bro
people def played the ruy lopez before he invented it
Speaking about Jianchao he's playing in Iceland
actually very interesting position
Look at his portrait tho look what they've done to my skinny Jianchao 😭
The skinny image of Jianchao in his 20s on chess.com dawg
cuz it's stupid
they've removed it 😭
vro gained so much weight 💀
(this is from wiki)
What living in America does to a Chinese
😭
Also that's the EXACT pic I was referencing 😭
Chess.com has had this image for YEARS
lmao
mothered
father mate
daughtered
sonned
day 3 of becoming the next mikhail tal : 2 consecutive bishop sacrifices
current elo right now : 739
because sacrifices are fun, and i like fun
Ts is not aura
For a 700 Elo, good job.
thank you. i'm getting better at sacrifices and deep calculation. i've been cooking lately. 513 to 739 in a week.
i prefer to play risky than play boring
what better way to do that than sacrificing everything
@weak shore gg you're very scary when you're attacking 😭
Classical game soon, I'm gonna win for you
any tips so i get better at attacking? 1st : i'm already trying to play aggresive in my games, which has gained me more than 230 elo in less than 7 days. 2nd : trying to look for recomendations i could use for my games. 3rd : i love to sacrifice pieces so give me interesting tips if possible. thanks!
Anybuddy wanna play chess ?
Lock in and win for yourself
If you don't mind, what's your Chess.com username?
RoyalChess_9. if you see from one day to another i increased my elo by a LOT. i played very defensively and boring. then i got bored of that and started attacking and boom. 230 elo gain in less than 7 days (i think)
well 14 days i think (nvm 11)
omg
is playing chess bannable
what does this even mean
call for a challenge , anyone up for quick chess game ?
https://chessmatesz.web.app/?room=-Ooi-ls4Ua_vhe34vwRg
If you're doing it in a court meeting, maybe
IRL Ban
what the hell is that app
don't click
people be playing anything but chess..com
fun app , i made it myself, chill out bro
sus
So now u have my ip address right??
Does anyone have a longer streak?
Damn
im employed tho
i have nothing to do with your IP lol
who are you , president trump lol
i just wanna have fun ..
i have a 705 day streak on duolingo. didn't say which app
then technically everyone would have a longer streak of just living
living is not an app and also do you count everyday you are alive
where does it say app streak
trust me it super fun and you can even chat, and video call your oppenant when you playing , it's funny
Brother ive created this kinda shit when i was a kid.. creating fake sites, getting ppl's ip
Better do this bs somewhere else
i mean you don't have a counter of days of living right?
if you do i'm concerned.
I can get the number in a second though with a calculator
lowkey u cooked with this one
bro 🙏
man , it's a fquing firebase project .. google wont allow you that
firebase has nothing to do with it, google doesn't monitor your code
cutely redirects to a chinese scam website full of ads :3
i clicked on it
Huh?? Crazy explanation tho
I heard there's a relatively new hacking method where they can put ONE LINE of redirection in the code so you don't notice it, but it grabs code from all sorts of files hidden as fonts and stuff
i don't trust you virus total imma check deeper
man , dont play the hacker man expert role .. if i wanted to hack ppl , definiley i wont come here to chess comunity ...
it's friendly call to test a chess game
Yup.. cuz u think we ppl are only good at a board game and its easier to find some fools here
yes 🙂
hello people who here plays either qgd sicilian or ruy lopez
jokes on you im not good
No.. stay sway
i wanna practice my openings plsss
Lmao
Same man people play crazy stuff all the time
just play e4 e5 Qh5 and pray 🙏
this room is stupid boring anyway , even Gifs doesnt work !
Ah
guess they really take their "Please keep this channel chess-related. Thank you!" seriously (this was from yesterday)
Come where
game challenge
How are links allowed is a public server is beyond me
But not a gif
Whats your elo
FACTS
i can't say i am a pro
Im definitely not
let's find out
Not matter how hard I study 😭
tell me if you get a virus from the link
man , dont be that stupdi dumb !
I fr cannot for the life of me figure out how to connect my chess so I'll just give my name
Ch3ss_player01
calling someone stupid while misspelling stupid is crazy
it's more crazy if you give english lesson to somone who speaks 5 languages , english is not my mother tongue
ahhh the ironknee
What languages do you speak
join my room, we can video call there and play chess game
this?
Video call at night is wild 😭
ignore those bussiessss
neither am i a native english speaker.
What language
i reallt dont f care bro
I think you guys should play against eachother cause yall beefin 😭
i'm not going onto "chessmatesz"
How much do you think tmz will pay for a screen recording with voice call of two people from chess.com beefing
hey give me a cut!
this lubby is so discraminating , you cant use gifs, you cant attach pic or video
100% I just clicked on chess talk and I see this😁😁🍿🍿
Ignore my terrible games
sir, i appreciate your comment. but i do want to say, the word lobby is spelled "l o b b y " not "lubby". thank you and have a really nice evening/night.
i build my own game platform that support live call and chatting during game, dont you get it ?
thanks man ..
professor bulllshiit
no problem good sir, you are welcome.
merci
Please just blitz with eachother
Its too late I'm not callin anyone right now
dont need to call lol
you will have the option to turn off mic and cam off
just chess board game with chat features
may you explain yourself my good sir? have you read this server's rules? 😃
am a very lazy man, i dont go read rules pages

/reconnect
chat is this bannable
(just kidding)
Doing good how about yourself
Doing just fine thank you
this is indeed a book move emerging from the ragebait gambit declined
hi
Hi
Hi
Hi
you super nice and frienly !! are you a bot ?!
No 😭😭
curious question: do any of you try zero increment games?
Wassat
I was going to ask if you were Gemini ai
nah.. come join my room and we can video call while i kick you azzz in chess game
This guy and video calls lmao
whats the best sicilian for beginners?
i just like to see your face when you lose , does it bother you ?
i swear the milky way will collide with andromeda and this man will still be begging for someone to join his "room"
AI statement this isn’t real
How insane would that be
dragon
Probably dragon
It sounds good
if only this allow sharing video ,i could share the gameplay...
does it have the least amount of theories? or is it just easy to play
I agree dragon sounds pretty nice
i mean at higher levels it is full of theory
it does allow sharing videos here
but doesnt matter in low elo games
okay
In low elo as long as you literally don't blunder the whole game you'll probably win
also it has various variations too xd u can first get a hold of normal dragon and then maybe learn accelerated dragon or hyperaccelerated dragon
It does though
Theory is important at all elo levels
My brain doesn’t allow this to happen
True
Whats yall elo
its not relevant in some 500 elo game where ppl are gonna go out of book on move 5
559 . I'm in my prime 🥹
whats more important is understanding the opening
Umm... so awhile back my game would crash making me lose. And now I'm stuck at a fairly low elo, but in blitz im I think 325. Is that any good?
Openings are hard
2100
Literally spent forever just studying one
that understanding supplemented by modern-theory is what makes u very good in openings
The dream
okay
why did u ask sicilian for beginners then vro
Also can someone high elo do a game with me to maybe help me find my weaknesses?
💔
because i dont know
So I can improve
just wanna teach my friends
What elo are you
start with accelerated dragon then
I guess that's true
But it does help to an extent
At least you're going in with a plan
Aahhh
the only problem w accelerated dragon is maroczy and rossolimo
but no one understands maroczy mostly so its fine
I can’t win a game at 600 elo I think you’ll be okay
rossolimo is a pain
hate all those c4 players 😔 but never seen one
Just read books 📚
Gotta start somewhere tho
Variations?
yes variations inside it
People play so weirdly it's hard to actually play openings
do tactics frfr
That's all I be doing 😭
i think a lot of beginner people play rossolimo or Bc4
Play 1900 bots for practice
i dont think they play open sicilian
nicee
True
bro is both a titled chess player and a Risk player
Ok but books have sidelines for if players do dumb moves
Really?
books on openings are a pain to read
Pro Fortnite too xd
admittedly i never read one on opening
Chess is hard to learn and my problem is my impatience
😂
I cant just become a grandmaster in a day I need to chill
What the hell do you even do for a living then 
yo pick one profession

😂😂
Chess club
There are chess coaches
doing puzzles for homework 🥀
But that’s why 99% of people are hardstuck
did u get ur title in oceania zonals
I'll be doing that in 2nd year in uni for my PE lmao
Using stockfish to cheat
wdym 🥺
Ye, I’m 2100 fide tho so 😖
ooo not too bad
Y'all be out there running track while I play the Najdorf for the 2000th time ✌️
Everyone just plays instead of actually studying
do u still play competitively or
I love hjsakldfhl such a great episode
What’s a good ratio of the 2
i was talking about school 🙁
Yea, never tried too hard but starting to get into it now
WAHHH
2000 is so crazy
also holy unc bro
It's only 100 above me lol
21 is insane
1900 is crazy too
Ahaha
What I hate is I'm low-key depressed rn and felt nothing when I reached 1900
My goal rn is 1700
xd i wonder how diff i will be when im 21 im 18 rn
Top 1%
Online or in person
Online
Like when I started a year and I half ago I wouldve been ecstatic to reach that
Do fide have ranked online games btw
I'm trying to find an otb tournament in my place but can't find any 😔
Aren't you u1000?
Ngl I don't know how the whole in person thing works 😭
Idek. Like except this year. My rating like didn’t change from 16-20
But I just feel no motivation
Then I try and go like +150
No lol, look at my ratinggg
@devout ginkgo did you get the CM title for winning a youth tournament or get 2200 on a previous FIDE rating update
ahh
One of my roles is glitched and false tho
bankrupted 
also whoops did not mean to reply there
he won in zonals
frrrr
Zonals, fair.
or scored some required points wtv
French defense is the bane of my existance
You need 4.5/9 at an Oceania zonal and minimum fide of 2000.
Still alot of competition thoooo and I'm really not that good at chess
I'm decent but I have loads to learn
I got 5.5 when I needed 6 for FM
whats that 🥺
No wonder so many Aussie kids are FMs under 2300
Every region has it but basically a intercontinental championships
aww
6/9 and 2000 ur FM?
yes
whaa
Yea there were a couple years when it was really easy
thats not fair 😭
Just depends on how many players
does that still exist?
oceania zonals happen yes

If I were to play in Asian Zonals, the last one happened in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia 🥀
Yea you’ll have to travel
What opening should I study
what do u play rn
Hmmm, I'd recommend sicilian for black
also where do u struggle
I couldn't even afford to travel outta country, let alone go abroad 🥀
What rating are you the guy
Najdorf
doby
thats the worst reco
Great oppening
i switched to najdorf btw
But complex
lowk love it
Idek
2K
connect cc account maybe
I tried bro
I was asking the guy 😭
I cant figure it out
Your not the guy
Wait me?
Your the other guy
werent you like a turtle smirking before
No your the guy, but he's the other guy
what kinda boomer behaviour is this
U PLAY SNAP?
Yes but I got tired after I got mistaken for Carl bot for the billionth time 😭
Marvel snap?
this is more unc behaviour than me
YE
even i know how to work w this tech gang
I used to like a year ago, I was thinking about getting back into ittt
Wanna be friends?
FK NO...
FK NO...
DONT GET BACK INTO IT
This is the Chess.com profile of countingblunders. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2282 (2294 peak)
Blitz: 2564 (2690 peak)
Bullet: 2411 (peak)
@heady gale should I change my name to yours?
hmmm
Why 😭
I probably won't I'm too busy as is
And chess is my hobby
u can be no master in baiting day 1
U'LL BE SO BEHIND
I also wanna learn guitar
What 😭
Trust me my deck was goated af
It would still cook
I barely ever lost, even against some of the strongest metas
uhh just no rage baiting yk 😭
clash?
2560? Lock in
I used to play that but I'm already 10k but nah was talking about marvel snap
I'm using the talking heads banner in clash Royale Actually, am I tuff?
😭
e
what r u selling to little kids?
U2300 rapid? lock in
fr man
but to my defense im playing shyt cuz of my exams
Why y'all hating 😭😭😭
i was bored so i came up with the most random collab ever (2 completely different things btw, and ts took me half an hour to make)
i don't know why i made that i was bored
No one plays rapid
imagine a chess variant where its basically normal chess, but a 10x10 board and any piece could be taken via en passant
ikrrr
en croissant chess
top 10 statements random person online pulls out of their ass 2026
mhm
this is from rapid
also old picture i'm now 739 which i guess is better?
i play slow
daily player?
they should make eon chess so each player has 1 billion years of time to think their moves
or blink chess for hikaru so you have 1 zeptosecond to think
I just played chess in roblox booth game
As a titled player. (Not a random) not a single one of my friends who’s also titled touches rapid
I have the luxury of being terrible
Because it’s way too likely for opponents to cheat. And is a slower form of practice
stud to e4
For fundamentals it’s good. I was referring to higher level
Yeah was just pulling your leg ignore me sorry haha
wtf is even 20 second + 1 second chess even about 😭 i just beat someone by playing randomly down 18 points of material
That’s a time control?
am i higher level 👉👈😊
am i the only one that does this while searching for a game or bored
anyone 2400+ down for a gam
im 740 does that work
if u want
fym too long?
Some dude sacc everything just because i only have 8 sec on clock, i was able to takes his pieces and about to make queen
hi
yes.
some dude just sent me a dm he got locked out
because of the same reason
There's already 2 well made Roblox chess games xd
@latent crystal we have 3 mutual friends
Oooh lol
And we both in physics server
Oh right I remember why I joined that
I had like a theory on why dark energy exists 😭
I’m trynna become chess moderator here
And wanted to ask around if it made sense
happens to everyone
so you can bully people?
I think my idea was something likeee, if you have space with absolutely nothing far away from gravity then time goes faster in those regions which is why it continuously keeps getting faster
So I can bring justice to the ppl
do not give a snitch mod perms dam
Fr brudda
Frrrer
what a game 96.8 accuracy
my max accuracy game that isn't 11 moves is a bot agaisnt a 1200 bot with 95+ accuracy
if it's any move count 99.6
well...Id ask chat gpt what it thinks but I dont understand that
What a game it was en passant brilliant 95+ accuracy in the same game
save it! save it!
Doesnt gravity affect the flow of time
what is time?
I asked it and it seemed to think it worked but idk if chatgpt is trustworthy
hmmm
11 moves is easy it's barely out of theory but good job
How quickly events pass between different places
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Idk time is hard to define
@proven wave nahhh bro
i mean yeah 99.6 in an 11 move game isnt that good. the 95+ accuracy was on a 25+ move game
hes gonna snitch on you too
Process is not so easy
the guy she/he snitched on i dm'ed him about it and he's laughing his mind off right now
and easy is not so process
Complicated life
How is your day?
You have new Chesscom ID with no games & joined Discord a few days ago
life complicated
day your is how?
I'm good, how are u? Traveling to office
Cause hes trolling and was banned 2 days ago
What's his banned account?
It's always complicated sometimes I don't understand life!
if I had to guess prob racism
Today I am actually better than yesterday! So I can say i am good.
life understand don't I sometimes complicated always It's
This is the Chess.com profile of kimmyfromnorthkorea. Take a look!
Name: Jong-Un Kim (kimmyfromnorthkorea)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 921 (937 peak)
Blitz: 576 (584 peak)
Bullet: 563 (655 peak)
That's great 👍 Glad to hear this...Enjoy!
The he
:]
what is this chess.com profile bro 🙏
I'm crying
naur he's goated
HAHA GOT HIM
Magnus Carlsen ain't beating him in a chess match
"banning all lichess-tern influence!"
Thanks. I also have 6 days leave
yo actually where can i find someone to coach me 😭
Russia
Thats good
why u taking a break from mod
what if i can't go to russia
Make a russian friend
i mean online gng
what if i can't make a russian friend
Any legends of the lower elos wanna rapid - CillianKane ign
watch gotham
i only got 600 rating im dog water at the game
Wow....so long..then u can enjoy with family or friends 😄
what if i don't have youtube
Youtube kid available?
then youre living under a rock
what if i don't have a phone
then you are a rock
Then what are u using to text me with
Worst deserved 1700 peak 💀
what if i'm using telekinesis to control another users device to type this
Control their phone to open yt
if you have telekinesis steal a phone
If there isn't yt
laptop/computer/pc
what if the telekinesis ran-
Just get in their mind
And read magnus carlsen's
what if i can't perform a lobotomy
then skill issue
😭
GD REFERENCE?
I don't have real life friends. And I am not in my native place. My dad went to their native place (for 6 days )so I only have my mom. But I will have a nice rest and can go for a walk ect. The best thing is I can stay free for a few days!
fire in da hole
I can help you
i'm about to get banned because of that WATCH
i bet the snitch will say that i used innapropiate terms and non-chess related stuff
What about you? How you doing? @mental loom
Will you participate in #🧩〡weekend-puzzle-rush ?
just make friend with yourself at this point
And play chess alone
play against martin
i am not about to become this man : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMVtpCPx8ow
while controlling a persons phone
You will achieve the bobby fischer's history state if you could do it for 20 years straight
complicated life what are you cooking up bro
you've been typing for more than a minute or two
Damn, just crossed 2100 again
My schedule is busy due to office & it takes around total 4 hours of travelling every day. So, not get much time to play chess😄but I stayed at home with family for 3 weeks & enjoyed. Thinking to switch my company, CC is a good opportunity 😅
understandable brilliancy
yeah
wow so tuff
2100 is mid
i cant even get to 1000 bro
then 700 must be shi
Indeed
that indeed does hurt my feelings
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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 739 (peak)
Blitz: 158 (293 peak)
Bullet: 153 (262 peak)
W balanced elo
Dont listen to the chess incels, 700 is above average
70% of chess players*
yeah cuz most people play one game and quit
Hey
Being exactly 2100 puts you at the top 0.2%
Creating an account on chess com
hot take : your peak chess strength is determined even before you play chess
Lol I just made a mod applicationnnn
Gives you 1000 elo in the beginning
I think I actually did a good job
(based on what you choose b4 you make your account)
keeping the 1000 is hard tho
“heh” “im definitely a master at chess” “heh”
@torn sparrow I won my classical game
DID I HEAR GD
Unfortunately got paired against a child again
lmfao
Why bro has 4hours on deadlocked 💀
Every tournament I get weak players at the start. It's fine for wins but I prefer playing strong players for an enjoyable game
dang i dont pla tournaments
play*
Yes, but still it's not easy to qualify & get the job there😅 need to prepare for it. I haven't given any interview for the last 7 years 😂 will give my best!
My brain convince me that my queen is safe
For 3 moves
Yah 😅
But I believe in you! They would be happy to have you
Stalking is not okay
1700 rapid 🥹
Any 2200+ wanna play?
white to move, what's the line to paralyze the black king
kg8
I am 800 wanna play?
No
anyone tryna play me a game of chess 🥹
😭
im similar ill play, CillianKane
it's still not the end of the line
Hold on
Thank you for the kind words! Hahah...yes I will be very happy too, will be dream come true 😄
Imagine if all chess grandmasters had a Minecraft smp
Jinxy is so goated started playing chess and gd 2 peak games
You definitely should it's fun
Dont poop react me vro
wsp dengy!
i dont think id win
Hai cutie
Anyways. Best opening for 600-700?
(no pun intended)
Bird

white or black
u also just reached 1700s?
Oh i love birds i actually am eating one for breakfast
Yup
Both
same!
thats so offensive to ME
London system
Caro kann
I finally got out of 1600s jail after 5 months
Alright.
😭
Gg
What if they try alien gambit on me if i play caro
@slow folio rook takes bishop qd5
haven't heard anyone speak of bluejays for like a decade
Mabrook
I went from 1600 to 1700 in 8 wins in a row 💀
Then what
Took me 1day 
yes!
Idk if that's even a bluejay just see a blue bird and racially profile
hello
what if I played qxd6 instead of qd5?
After then what I don't see a mate is it just trying to promote the pawn?
uhhh i play four knights game and as black i play d4,e5
Haha
So englund
Rook attacks queen and you lose the passed pawn
blue robin 
yea
wow they inventing new birds now cool
Alr
f-f-fahhhhhh
as I said, the purpose is to paralyze the black king and make it uncomfortable for him to play on and we go for slow win
like this? @spice ledge
Yea i was trying to find a checkmate at first but looks like passed pawn is the way to win
how do u genuinely paralyze a king
#🧩〡weekend-puzzle-rush has been started!
Yea and you lose the passed pawn this way
Najdorf
Guys 1700 in 2years am i cooking or cooked
try to find the move for white
It's good but you can get their faster
destroy them
Nice improvement
i got 850 (996 peak) in 2 years u should feel proud of urself
if ur aiming for higher tournaments, ur cooked, if ur playing for enjoyment, ur good
After the rook move?
yeah
I wanna be grandmaster and farm magnus
Whats najdorf
sicilien variation
Im slow 
At what elo can I enter tournaments and play decent
i just want to be titled
e4 c5 Nf3 d6 d4 cxd4 Nxd4 Nf6 Nc3 a6
Should be attacking the a file pawn
Nah dork?
What did bro do during those 2years 
uhhm
Thxx
Which way
I got 1200 in 2 months it aint that hard
instead, the white player feels romantic and play a more fantanstic move
On my road to 2000
this year i went from 1400 to 1600 in half a month
its very hard
Oh
Alr
What's the top move?
Congrats
Sometimes chess feels like Pokemon?
queen takes knight
wdym bro
completely shocked his opponent
Feels like fornite
I wanna be Pokemon master- I wanna reach 2000
Chess is like my little poney
2000 elo in pokemon showdown 🥶
0-1800 easy peasy
gotta catch al the opponents pieces
Wait let me calculate
1400-1800 requires tactical vision practice opening study according to my journey
gotta win all material
here
Has there ever been a game with no captures, that ended with checkmate?
agreed. hanging pieces and most simple tactics can still be found here
Gotta catch them all! (Chess piece) Yes we can use that
Wow
Nvm there's fools mate
that's point
Yes.
this range needs calmness calculation
why is that a good move
Yep, fool's mate
Sometimes there are other ways.
That's insane qa3 should still not be losing for white
although whats the goal after fxe5?
is it Rf1?
since rf1 is coming
Was your ID banned ?
Yes
yup
I mean the simplest one i think of is fool's mate, there's probably a billion games that end with checkmate+no captures
i see that far but whats the follow up
black played rc8 after this, what's next for white
Yep
You will win his queen too after getting b to b3
this attack works because of the h6 bishop
a billion is a stretch
i guess but dont u lose a bishop taking the queen
You can't he will get checkmated
how so
He needs a rook or queen at last rank at all times
But you just took his queen with bishop
uhm, rc8 then?
Winning
Bc4?
then you blundered ur bishop
You can't you are taking his queen at e file
Equal
anyone wanna play
what about Rf7?
Pawn
I’m finnaly over the love of my life
if rook checks, queen takes, bishop takes, king takes u lose a bishop no?
But are you over chess
blunder cuz queen can take your rook
No
pawn takes and you free the black king
what a gamer
You dont get to decide what a blunder is
But you are not going to check you are trying to go bb3 to push the pawn and get discovered check he needs to put rook at e7 to stop that and eventually he will run out of moves
but it's a move you lose the whole piece for nothing bro
rc8
If the opponent is a human sure and if it's an engine probably not
can you clear the brilliancy here?
@fiery chasm I think that's brilliant
?
yoo anyone tryna play me a game of chess
🥹
the move is bd1!, create another threat after bb3
i had the same idea, just wrong path 😭
black played the annoying rc4
Bb3 works anyway right
@fiery chasm bishop C4 is a beautiful threat. The Rook can't take
b4
why b4
yup
If my baby dont hit me up in 2 weeks is finally over then imma move in w my new girl
you don't wanna mess diagonal
Sup
why?
why?
sup Markus
and then a4?
diagonal guys if it opens it's disgusting
yes, then black played a6
what does that even mean
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axb5 and then i think u win a rook
and get the diagonal with the pawn for discovered check
and right now push h4
to force the opponent to go g5 or gxh5 to play rf5, that's the whole idea for white
why push h4 now im lost
opening up the black king
ok ig the king is still trapped
force the g pawn to go g5 or gxh5
kh2, rg1 is a threat
Black isnt gonna take
Hi
g5 then rf5
I explained it wdym
Nor is he gonna play g5
too whom
if I played h5?
Its not checkers
the black queen cant move, it has to guard f8
that's doom for you bruh
Obviously
you are helping black in this position
Its not that hes helping black but its just not some crushing plan
Its alright its a slight improvement
The recipe by kendrick is peak

wdym by helping
black has any counterplay here?
Of course black is lost
Hopelessly so, but where is my kill
Nah black has no moves
oh h5 if they went g5 then rf5
if **
thr e6 pawn is contributing into the mating net
he can take the pawn clear the line
take then still rf5


