#💬〡chess-talk
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do you still play it
rematch save that
No but might play it again maybe idk
hey quick question how do you send a chess game
It says 1240
You think im lying?
that's 1540, not 1500
Let's play a real one then 😃
dengy is always right
Go cry me a river ig😭
Oh ok
You may retire from chess
What if humans coexisted
No
Luna Snow supreme leader
have you taken your pills today
Gd is ass especially whoever invented that ship part in electrodynamix
I sentence u to solve this without any external help for absolutely no reason
No im ok.
Stolen
What if the clouds jump out of a hill to eat a mushroom and get super mario kart power to fight with trees against titans
What
Alien gambit
deng bc can you like go tell luna to meditate
Mine now
He stole my stuff
@echo sinew go medidate
No die
I got robbed and now i have to work at McDonalds to pay it off
I sentence you to prove this
Is that a gd reference ?
oh my jit
Gd overrated die.
I sentence u to solve the inequation : 0 ÷ 0
I think it's 1
math has lost the plot
Because any real number divided by itself is 1
If we divide nothing by nothing we get nothing
Nothing hapenned
No if we divide nothing by nothing something happened
All real and complex numbers
You wish buddy.
But if nothing get divided we get 1 happy birthxay
omg
1 point solve there is 34 more questions and you have 65 minutes to finish
Happy birthday
What's a derivative?
Its the +
Your ignorance is showing. It's embarrassing. 😘 At least I have the heart to remind you. Cuz I'm positive other people have told you
Additionality
reba
Really then what name it that way
Theorem of pythagor
Just write down +
A triangle has 4 sides
Say wallahi bro
Wrong gif my bad all
what does no I'm ok mean in response to a triangle having 4 sides
If we get into the 5th dimension of pythagor the triangle has more circles than squares
what did you just say
How is the new harry potter series
Who is harryson
wtf they still making them hoes??
Harrison ford
Michal jordan
Gg
Text “chess” if you are there
Einstein sounds like einsptein
Skip
gg u were better this time
horse
Bare in mind you’re only arguing just because someone can’t spell „bro” so it’s definitely not my ignorance but rather yours.
Brother is 95%😢
prolly wilma
im the whole 5%
Imagine not being 4.9{29¥}%
Bro is one out of 5/100x
Guys it's easy y'all cant find apple banana and pineapple values?
Because bread taste better than key
Atleast try
Bc hes human he needs eat
Because key taste better than bread
What is even key
yellow
Its like metalical gallium
Because I wasn't blunfering for fun lol
It's iron

What type of scandi was that? Usually I dont do be2 to block check but thought id try it
Healthy
ofc the quacker is talking about seeds and bread
Therefore key is better
e4 d5 exd5 qxd5 nc3 qd6!!
because bro could just stand out and leave
His ass won't fit
that's just his back and the shirt hanging over it
Mommy
Math and chess do irreversible damage to the brain
Wait what animal is ur pfp
DengBC is the proof
Goose
Its like a white duck
Wtf is that
An animal
canadia bird
Have u is improvi in chrss
No
well something in Canada sure seems to be hot
1600 when
Me
aura.
Wait its like jojo
There about to be a whole anime about it😭
Pokemon
Barbie and the princess
No
Daddy @rancid osprey meow
Rooster fighter
It's an intentional misspelling like car for cat. Niec for nice. Vro for bro. You are ignorant. A severe lack of knowledge. You're the one trying to prove himself right. Meanwhile the correct answer is all around you, lil vro
vro is common knowledge though
your PFP looks like sum
I forgot that was a thing, I still dont understand why ppl use car
cat mugshot
bro i was playing somebody and they got banned in the middle of the game😭✌️ its like charlie kirk all over again
ngl I havent seen it frequently
the hell did that prove
The intentional misspelling of words being common and this vro* not understanding that the world is bigger than his tiny fishbowl
I mean dawg that's just the most random misspelling that I've never seen anyone write
vro
Bro 💀 🥀
Wsp daddy pixel
(Not breaking any rules try me)
the hell
It's daddy pixel
you bout odd as hell boy
Dont provide that attribute
Relax daddy pixel it's okay 🙏
you actually arent
Actually 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓
nah alts should be banned instead
What does that have to do with anything lol
ches 🤓
Crez
igorning weeds dont make the garden flourish
what are you on about
I wasnt listening
Like fr
Hes yapping to yap
Daddy pixel isnt okay
OH HES CALLING ME AN ALY
LMAO BRO Holy cope 😭
guys ive reached 1900 rapid final😭✌️
30 on ginger
Goodluck

<@&745328830649991179> Told this person to not call me this a few times already, also account created same as server join date so look into that
Wasn't talking to you when I said that and you only said that once and! And! Account creation and join arent on the same date, so everything you've just said, its lies
You're blatantly lying to mods
Hi guys
why r u self reacting
Too much aura not too
ts don't make your weird comments and points any better
That’s aura loss buddy.
Pixel glazer
corny 🥀
Infinity-100 still equals infinity
I don't know that guy
Bro is on the aura bankruptcy path.
Rs
Thats like saying bezos will go bankrupt 💔
please make it stahhpp
Imagine being 500-999 and offering coaching aka. scam people and bragging with "Freestyle Champion" in their Bio
Newscast - its not for chess!
LMAO WHAT
Moron.
Ape?
Use context clues gng ✌️
tbf that doesn't say specifically chess
use brain if exists
Also cant scam with "free"
How dare you take my 0.00$
Type stuff
What is he offering then? Barbie tutorials?
RL tutorials
Scamming off time from people
scamming ppl by saying smth is initally free is actually quite common
What can one expect to learn in a RL tutorial session
Gamesense and mechanics from a top 16 global freestyler
and then hounding you for payment after

im actually muting i cant take it, if its bait then well done but jeez
@steady moon I know it was you
Look in the server and see if I've ever once asked for money 🙂
Why would I ever look up your BS?
That is literally what would be taigjt
Any short elo kings need some hyping up, come practice rapid with me (im 600)
🏳️🌈
🫵
Elaborate
Self explaining
Mhm how so
At least be man enough to explain what u say man 👨
bro how can one not comprehend this 😭
Gotta clarify for mods ✔️
🏳️🌈 🫵
🏳️🌈 🤰 ->🫵 👶
If he loved god, he wouldnt exist
<@&745328830649991179> religion in general
LMAO religion
I just walked 2 hours to get a membership and I didn't realize it was only $10 for yearly until I got home 😭
bro
Gang
Walked for membership?
🤫
t
I was bored
Now that I have premium I guarantee have 400 more elo cause that's definitely how it works
Not true!
is 100% true
so if I get premium I'll be 2500?

easily
so if i get premium im 3600?
when are they going to update chess to let me romance the enemy bishop and dismantle their power structure from the inside by making them all fall in love with me?
gift me premium please 😢😢💔
why
W Cillian mbappe
Lol
cillian defense
<<
<<<
really? 🥹
Is begging for premium even allowed?
Stop making this harder than it should be
i was joking lol
@fleet dove what do you think
im good bro
hahaha offers there
Aw man. . .
there's no weapon skins why do you want premium anyways?
gng fix ur pieces
unlimited brilliants or whatever
how do u do that on lichess mobile
idk
Thanks mate
connect ur acc and u can send gifs
What opening should I study
Sveshnikov
reti
black: man im so happy i hope nothing bad hap🥹-
Which reti
Then I get openings I've never heard of 😭
the one that starts with nf3
Yeah but like
bro theres one reti wdym
Reti nimzo larsen reti gambit KIA etc
Is pushing only pawns the whole game a good strategy
yeah but theres tons of openings stemming from it
its like saying play e4 without recommending an actual opening
🤓
Nf3 nf6 what do u play
i mean yeah but im pretty sure the nimzo larsen is independent of the reti
Nf3 b3
yeah but thats just still reti
u reach the larsen through reti
✌️🥹 what are we even arguing
its called the reti nimzo-larsen
prevents e4 which is arguably the most testing line of the normal nimzo-larsen
ive played the benoni for the first time ever and i won
play blitz to break the streak
kinda peak defense
What time control
rapid
I play this
Wait no I dont why is the bishop on b7
lmao i just found it in a random course for white
looked interesting
I thought this was just a pseudo Benko I did not look at the queenside lol
here u go guys
It looks trash
Yeah
awful username
beautiful name
🐌 ahh username
thats my birthname btw so thats kunda bullying
Bullet is indeed trash
NO WAY I AM LOSING AGAINST WORSTFISH
i wanna unlock all the cc books ive got like 8 left
what books
opening books
u might need to abort this hobby
bongcloud
i just checked and i have 1 left
I DRAWED WITH HIM
wow how many games have u played
I'M 0 ELO OFFICALY
9000
I lose
ive seen people with over 12k games that still have a lot of them locked
guys i just beat my dad in chess does that make me gm?
helo has like 18k
bro what is this supposed to represent this looks like an eq
Uhhh can you leave a tournament once it’s started I don’t wanna be doing this 100 player tournament for an hour and a half
maybe dad lost on purpose?
Yeah
does he usually beat you
(i was black)
King just out for a walk? 😭
excellent idea by black btw
should be leashed by his queen
I forced worstfish to take my queen
why does game review think that my catalan is an indian game
Bots don't know chess
because your opponents have rights too and they decided the indian you selfish mf
Nobody has rights in chess
is it because im black
Exactly
i have rights too
you're playing the cat...
King out for walk : )
ok nvm it is an indian game
your opponent was black
I FORCED WORSTFISH TO TAKE OUT MY QUEEN
i wasnt talking about chess bro
@uneven plover Game tonight?
Sure.
someone for a game
What time are you free?
someone for a game?
Any time soon probably
Okay just lmk.
Maybe like 10 minutes?
indoctrination jajajajaja
pls game
Okay. I can do that.
first time in my life do i see a public chess execution
Send lichess bullet and I’ll join.
bro got banned mid game
ok
this is the second time it happens right now it happened with me and now my friend ts frine me😭✌️
mfs just get slimed
cry
it's forbidden to mention lichess here
Does anyone play chess
ew no that's for dweebs
amen
Im sayin
what type of loser plays a board game especially online
ima go play an actual catalan
Gg.
No bullet ever?
yo bro im so bad at bullet
I agree
this is why i dont play bullet
You’re fine.
how he already dead 😭
Bad timing I wasn't saying that to you 😭
ik it's one min but damn
cry
i played like 300elo player
Im 200 elo less in bullet
You played like a solid 1800.
mid
na
oh shii Vladimir is that u?
than who
Crazy that there are people 1000 elo above 1800
still mid no difference
My rapid
o
this mf so bad at ragebait he just getting aired 😭 😭
someone for a game?
Nah I don't play chess
👋🏽
karma
what game?
blitz
Hello
wow hilarious
chess
Those are just my pronouns.
alr
🤰
damn life is so private no knows I'm a f'kn GM

I am in spirit
i lost screw this opening
@uneven plover I'm about to send the challenge
Okay.
Hi
hello!
How do y’all play so fast I don’t understand
Just always play hope chess
This is the Chess.com profile of xfuroseigyo. Take a look!
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1863 (peak)
Blitz: 1526 (1527 peak)
Bullet: 1116 (1123 peak)
only works until 600 elo btw
In bullet usually weve played similar positions thousands of times
actually probably 1000
Dont care about bullet at ALL
Calculation still exists but its more of a blunder check for your intuition
Find the best line for black
yea because i cant play without time
Counting material doesnt take that much time
Hi pixel
Same
Hi
Hey
i can probably get to 1900 rn
How did u get friend of the server role 😭
but i feel extremely stress lowk so i'd prolly tilt
Noone?
Anitta thought i was chill
Thats w
idk how cuz pixel is no friend of mine
Qc1 qh1
Oh my God Scipio!
It's so nice to see you
wait was this in a video I saw it
Mohit2040 my goat!!
Baa 🐐
Wait you are not Scipio.. why do I always miss the p
Very cute!
ikr
If i defeat 1800 elo bot , then am i 1800
William the cm
he can speak perfect English btw
Yes u hav to get it
I beat Magnus carlsen bot. I am Magnus.
pls game
Did you?
That’s me!
Yeah he’s not even that good
Guys if I beat a guy who beat Magnus, does that mean I’m better then Magnus?
Anyone for some rapid games? - 600
Yes if you do it 10 times in a row
Ello
What is bro cooking
Guys should I call my kid “at chess” then I can say I beat my kid at chess
Not funny
Name them Einstein
18 years old and have a kid? 😭
Yeah bro don’t you see my bio I’m happily married
first 50 move rule draw in 2026
I see 
I see 
-# Analyzing #💬〡chess-talk like chess games
Cool
vro does she
even exist
So did you marry like this year 🥺
Im not actually married
-# Analyzing #💬〡chess-talk like chess games
It’s my GF bro she wrote it herself
i remember i tried to make a bot that plays like me once and it would play a scandi and then just finish with stockfish😭✌️
What is this
-# Analyzing #💬〡chess-talk like chess 😢
wow vro how
long have u been together
Troll?
Soon a year
Ya man adopt a cat and name it " at chess "
iam the cowboy on my own trip💔✌️
i bet vro you
met her on discord
adopt a cat and name it tron
I flew to Italy to meet her bro
i flu to italy too before bro
Im not analyzing that because theres no ?׿ (out rageous move)
okay vro good
i flew to france to
visit my gf too
vro is sick
gng who asked for ur analysis
That’s crazy
Noone but it doesnt stop me anyways
How much money are you even spending?
🥹
@srvr muds are u sure
Whats wrong with analysis
ok yk what im analysing too
Cool
i thought you were messing with me on purpose
Not really it's because. Scipio used to have the same profile.. and your name is very similar
Flying in Europe isn’t THAT crazy
Plane tickets from Denmark to Italy is like 300
hey server mod can i get a shoutout from chesscom
for real, im off every 2 months, only £100 on average for return flights from one city to another
For what?
178 BLUNDERS IN TOTAL
just mutual respect between me and chesscom for being an elite player 🥹
175*
he hasn't used this as a pfp in ages
That’s nice man, year Europe is nice cus it’s easy to get around especially if you book in good time you can get it so damn cheap
i use the original with the artist signature and everything
Here you go-
I believe you did not get any warnings this month. Good job!
thanks chesscom
But he used to
Yeah we are very lucky for sure, To have such different cultures all on our door step, enriching as F**K
Gg.
Gg
I was very happy to find a5. I thought I had messed up allowing Bh6.
Rcb1 just is met by Be4 and I didn't like how it looked after Bd3 Bxf3 gxf3 Qxf3 Be4.
I mean technically I did mess up, but Raa8 was the move, not Bh6.
Real asf
Yeah I realized a5 was complicated but thought I had more options that I did I just messed up honestly with Rc8 just a bad blunder to make the situation worse
would u like to play a blitz game?
It's hard to understand how after Raa8 I'm completely fine there
Yeah you kind of just walked into a pin there. I thought Bxb3 was a nice resource .
Yeah I'm glad I had that cause if I didn't there would have really just been nothing left for me to even try to fight on in that position
Yeah, that looks like straight up a free b5-pawn.
Later.
Turns out the problem is that at the end of the line you have to deal with issues on the diagnol with your knight left alone on f3
@uneven plover In analyzing more it really is compicated though
Cause you do seem to have ways to just stay up a pawn
I had calculated something after Bh6, idk if you saw. I was going to take on b5, and after Bxc1 play bxa6 and I was legit gonna play it, but then I realized that you can simply move the bishop back to h6, because axb7 Rxa1+ Bf1 Bxb7 and you have Ba6 coming.
yup
Honestly no
im here guys
I thought I was straight up winning without that resource.
Anyone for couple practice rapids - im 600 - IGN CillianKane
Gg though.
When are you gonna beat magnus carlsen for the 1000th time?
Look at me!
dont look at me
Why arent you guys looking at me
im so tired of the attention
hi guys
you look like that one Jamaican white dude
or your PFP does ig
lol who?!
M dot r
Yeah gg
Should I switch to e4 to d4
hi guys hru all amazing people today?
@whole eagle ye
W
?
Meow
💀
Hold on an intense fight is going on
Is that pokemon
Pokemon Z? Legends AZ was the full name why is there a two
Hi
Bro it's plants vs Zombies 2
I’m on a tilt…..
Hi
Hi
bye
byee
byeee
die
你好
sayonada
你好
play chess with me
i cant
No 😭
im still 761
Perhaps if you guess my nationality correctly under 1 guess I might think of playing against you
japanese
is this a trick question where you speak Mandarin but are from like Singapore or something
😹
your display name
taiwan
Close enough
that's Mandarin
oh
Tips: this country is in Southeast Asia
😭
你好人人
English is my second language
.
bro i play such shit chess at 9:30
Not
Hi
like dawg its not even 11
time to get on steroids
Wtf is g6 😭
Give you one more chance
Guess my nationality
north korea
Noooo
Its such a stupid move though
Of course everything is 0.0 but still
why would i play this 😭
“Time to run the king and gain aura” moment
It gets your king off the back rank, you can move your rook now without worrying about checkmate if say you were to play rook E1 and take the bishop for example
No more guess
I am actually from Malaysia
h6 just makes more sense
g6 and my dark squares are hella cooked
I played it in 5s
this is what blitz does to a person
It’s end game so it probably doesn’t particularly matter
ig the engine wants your king to have more center access since it's an endgame despite the dark squares
Guys gimme some advice I'm only playing chess for the past 6 months
They're probably about the same though from the engines eval right?
This isnt the engine move its mine
One more game
Yeah I meant g6
Average road-to-2000 people
g6 is what i played yes
let me make fun of myself in peace 😭
Average?
im asking why tf would i play this
Because I am just a noob 1000
what time control is this
does the engine give a big difference between them anyway
nvm its rapid
no ofc not
NAH BRO GUYS
you could probably lose 2 kingside pawns and its 0.0
g6 is just worse from a practical standpoint
g6 is best
Guys how do I improve with 5% accuray?

yeah vro im blocking you
WHAT DID I DO?
chess shitposting is wild
dont forget to sacrifice the queen before your mated
He blocked me 😭
It's a brilliant bro
It's not a blunder
trust me
Actually, it's 5+5
Batter we should play rated rapid fr
How did I get 121 blunders?
NO THAT'S NOT ME TRUST ME
ok
Maybe I suck?
Trust bro I'm not 100 ELO
Why?
I'm trying to improve
WHY IS THAT A BLUNDER
I'm just developping the bishop bro
i love chess
crazy how just over a month ago i was 700, now im 1300
i cant wait to get to 2000
I played one game of rapid really bad sight
I went from 1,000 to 0 elo 😭
its like checkers
lichess is harsher with its blunders. the pawn on d7 is hanging when you could have taken g4 for free, no reason not to that i can see
actually you would have gotten two pawns
and walked the king halfway across the board lmao
the app is having a heart attack
converting 40k lichess rating to chess.com thats about 109

Hope yall forgive me for giving crazy stupid game
Never mind
Everyone used to be bad at chess
Still bad 🥀
A person crashed out because I posted the crazy game he blocked me 😭
Well...
YESSS
gg
suspicious...
You're jealous?
Hi brocachaos
okay buddy 300 elo in 2 weeks?
this position screams tactics
Honestly, he might be cheating but who knows
and you were stuck in 1700 for the whole time lol
Have you even checked my lichess account
Hello i just popped in
That's why I came back to rapid on cc
How can I send images?
WHat's your cc?
Verify
https://lichess.org/@/DevilOfProsperity here buddy
Alright thanks
2k lichess
Lichess is easy dawg
Electricdesk101
I meant it as an insult💔
i managed to survive a decent a position against the hikaru bot for about 18 moves before a major positional blunder
we're making progress
so close...
Wow u r top 46.7%
the average person is like 200
67
i want to see your games
I thought 300-400
avg should be like 900
As a supposedly 0.1%
I can confirm
Average rating is 800 i beleive
they literally only know how to move the pieces at most
you gotta be like top 5k for it to matter
for chess players yes, not the entire world
💔
Why does everyone think they cheat once they reach 2000 like come on believe ppl for once
Indeed
man i really need to reach 2000
Gg
he got from 200 to 1000 10 days, and 7 days from 1700 to 2000
?
Dude pinging random ahh lol
This year's goal
lemme review those games were interesting asf
Bluddud can't you just believe people have talents
not a talent when you were 200
Have you even checked my blitz rating when it peaked
Wtf is hypercatalan
yeah those are interesting af too u got from 1500 to 1800 in like 3 days
I play 3 0
you can still cheat in 3 0
Check my move times
What's your blitz in cc
Bro is convinced
1900 smth when I peaked
chess.com is roasting my prep vro
No way h5 is best
so you can get sued for cheating in chess now
Prosperity better watch out
Yeah i saw that a move ago but i thought kb1 was fine
guys guess waht
joke flew past my head
i get unlimited reviews for free
I mean yeah for prize money events
and u dont haha
That fact that h5 is equal 😭
Talking to yourself
Shout out to baby bro
I do
Yeah i honestly havent played the averbakh
i got a shit position
I should stick to h3
Ok then eat your own shit
anyways
okay bro 
Peak 10 pm chess
Who is this guy
i have no idea
I have a few idea
Im pretty happy with the 2nd game
a random black person?
hey thats racist
who wanna play blitz
thats all i can tell
Fr
how is that racist?
elo?
1900
The n word was muttered
if i say random asian or random white is that racist?
im up for a challenge im only 1500 on blitz
Talking shit while being trash
Unfunny
hey thats not very kind
Neither are you
Woah man
f*** you
This is the Chess.com profile of cosmeticpawn. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Blitz: 1951 (peak)
Why is he so mad

Is it coz he is having a mid life crisis
cus u started it shithead

Black people gotta be more kind
can gms listen to music during classical chess games?
<@&745328830649991179> it's getting toxic in here

im not black
Are u egyptian
yea
the profile isnt you?
i just won a game that i played like an idiot in
Do we believe this guy
um no it is me ur just jealous
𓁐 𓁛 𓁼 𓄿 𓆄 𓆑 𓆟 𓆣 𓆭 𓈝 𓊝 𓊩 𓊯𓋑 𓌪 𓌳 𓍯 𓎵
i work as a janitor 😊
Please stop
No one is jealous of a janitor who is 1500 in chess💔💔
yea
It's chess related dw
This is the Chess.com profile of middlegame. Take a look!
Name: Gabriel C...... (middlegame)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2309 (2339 peak)
Blitz: 2342 (2432 peak)
Bullet: 2222 (2271 peak)
hye lets calm down here bc whos making $17/hour again and not you?
@drifting grotto this guy is a cheater for sure
thats what i thought
Actually no, it isn't
Yo does anyone wanna do some tactics together ?
It’s going to be okay I promise
are we really flexing making 17 an hour in a chess discord
17/h is little 😂
Get back to chess talk
I don't know what to expect from a chess.com server smh
heyy
How
i bet ur all unemployed
That Egyptian black guy is toxic
real
hey wtf is your problem man
@drifting grotto 98% accuracy for every game lmao
The adults are asleep
tru
Where do I ask for people to do tactics together
It's a racist conversation. Please stop as the moderator has said
thas a good one
I am just tryna say that @quiet ravine is toxic
Do you not agree
ig u guys js arent diverse, im reporting u all to my 80 year old bf
in other news hows everyones chess
I will not lay an opinion on this topic
Played my first game of rapid and got washed
theyre being rude to me for no reason
rip
Well u have an 80 year old bf
wtv
Ignore them, and discuss some chess.
I'm on a 5 game winning streak, trying not to mess up 
noice
I see you're a fellow potato
How many games do you play on average a day, genuine question
space potato vs a gm potato
potato for life
depends
or AGM Potato 😭😭😭
but I played 70 today
Yes
Not A GM potato sadly
His rating is much higher than mine
one day I will be able to change it
arena gm is no aura fr
where the hells my fcking burger
its better to be 2500 untitled
What's a arena gm?
I don't have AGM
Oh, I found it on my counter
a title
you're both potatoes tho
I don't plan on getting it
burger…
this very tuff
only a little
But why is it called arena and not just gm
What do you play? Blitz?
You suspect that we will end on a draw due to our very similar mindset?
fr
cause its of less value bro
I'm 1700 rated right now
right now yes
