💬〡chess-talk

[warm copper]

Im gonna sleep rn, good night chat

[south gyro]

Yooo anyone wanna play

[mossy anchor]

crazy , drop their username here

[lone totem]

like 3-4 days
a blatant cheater who posted his cheating in chat also needed a similar time

[south gyro]

Non rated game anyone ?

[raw basin]

accept request

[light zodiac]

100 days 🥳

[mossy anchor]

allr

[daring warren]

really? i was thinking you will said skibidi

thnks god

[limpid sleet]

sadge ...

[south gyro]

I was on a 7 day streak once

[lone totem]

@aramela

[limpid sleet]

I wont teach now 😭

[limpid sleet]

@heady gale what is this displayname

[limpid sleet]

he might be indian

[warm copper]

He is

[limpid sleet]

😭

[south gyro]

This tastes good but not better than white monster

[warm copper]

Even when im running from the monster, its still after me

[south gyro]

Monstaahhh

[warm copper]

Do you think there's a chance he ll be punished?

[limpid sleet]

yes ofc. chess.com reports are strict

[warm copper]

I see

[lone totem]

🥹

[warm copper]

Thank you for your help

😊

I wish you all the best!!! I'm going to sleep, I have college

[mortal bronze]

come chess academy he's active there sometimes

[warm copper]

Goodbye

[south gyro]

@warm copper wanna play a game or two ?

[lone totem]

he 💀

[south gyro]

Dude

[mortal bronze]

idk

[warm copper]

Sorry i gonna sleep

[lone totem]

dahlia is the she-est she on the cc discord bro

[mortal bronze]

there is no she on cc discord vro

except me :3

[lone totem]

:3

[boreal radish]

:

[lone totem]

3

[grand dew]

[manic nimbus]

How do i join the 1000+ elo rating channel?

[limpid sleet]

🥀

[minor osprey]

It's pretty obvious, get 1000 elo

[eternal ruin]

bro's a dedicated businessman

[limpid sleet]

lol

[manic nimbus]

I did ,so what do i do after?

[gusty ice]

Bro this was not the right sentence i cannot say here

💀

[limpid sleet]

oh?? whats the original sentence then? can u write here? do spoiler to hide msg

[gusty ice]

It is in hindi i cannot say other language here

[limpid sleet]

who said u cant speak haha

[gusty ice]

Someone yesterday says if you say other language you will might face 3 days banned

[limpid sleet]

haha

[gusty ice]

Dont ask anything

Its a meme

[eternal ruin]

not really said by acp, it was a pardoy account

chess

[gusty ice]

Yup it is a meme

[eternal ruin]

that voiceover guy is funny ngl

[gusty ice]

Actually it is 😂😂

Yaah

[limpid sleet]

!english

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[gusty ice]

Done

[limpid sleet]

lol jkjk

[gusty ice]

Mmmm

[knotty basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-candidates-chess-gif-chess-funny-gif-26163838

[limpid sleet]

in which grade AAP studying?

[gusty ice]

Persuing bcom rn

[void mural]

how do i get picture perms

[limpid sleet]

do connect ur account

[void mural]

Alr

[limpid sleet]

oh nice im in 10th

[limpid sleet]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[gusty ice]

Nice

[limpid sleet]

lol what is this puzzle

[gusty ice]

I have 5334 puzzles book written by judit polgar

[limpid sleet]

oh

[gusty ice]

It is mate in 1 puzzle

[limpid sleet]

btw it is dxe8 = N

[gusty ice]

Correct

[limpid sleet]

its not mate in 1 🤔

[gusty ice]

It is

[crisp nacelle]

i checkmated someone!!!!

[limpid sleet]

oh wait it is,I thought he can move knight

[gusty ice]

Nice

[lime falcon]

What book is this

[limpid sleet]

5334 puzzles book written by judit polgar

[gusty ice]

Judit polgar 5334 puzzles

It have mate in 1,2,3 and many more

[lime falcon]

It's free?

[gusty ice]

For me yess it is available on google

[lime falcon]

Pdf?

[gusty ice]

Yaah

[lime falcon]

Do u have link

[gusty ice]

You can search on google

[lime falcon]

If u have link share

[gusty ice]

Btw what is your elo

[spice ledge]

You can miss two it will still not break

[lime falcon]

Below 1k

[limpid sleet]

dont ask for link he can get ban for sending pirated links

[gusty ice]

True that's why i m not gonna send

[lime falcon]

The person who will send pirated link will get banned

[gusty ice]

That book is too old but have a knowledge for generations

[lime falcon]

Or u don't want me to learn it

[mossy anchor]

I mean yea you can call them a creep , still not in the level of harrasing 🤔 ! VsShanu

[gusty ice]

I alr said where do u get now find it

[lime falcon]

I don't even like puzzles 😩

[gusty ice]

Same but it helps in game

[mossy anchor]

@raw basin btw what was your plan behind Nxg5 in the 19th move , I couldn't find any logic in that one

[lime falcon]

Hello texy 😂

I might've solved 100 puzzles already ig 🤔

[mossy anchor]

500 elo bullet chess is fun

[twilit dew]

hii

[lime falcon]

I m not even 500

[mossy anchor]

helloo

[mortal lynx]

Hey

[mossy anchor]

grind your fingers

[lime falcon]

What's that thing in ur pfp

[mossy anchor]

obese magnus ??

[lime falcon]

Today I won a game in 89 moves , checkmate,2min bullet

[mossy anchor]

2 min is not actual bullet , that's blitz tbh , 2+1

[lime falcon]

But it is in bullet section

[mossy anchor]

yea truee

[lime falcon]

It is counted as bullet

[mossy anchor]

sure

🇳🇪 what country is this

[lime falcon]

My internet is so bad that I don't even get +1s

[lime falcon]

India I think

[mossy anchor]

damn ! the most I have played was 57 moves in a 10 sec game

[mossy anchor]

where are you from ??

[lime falcon]

Damn that's fast

[mortal lynx]

for real

[lime falcon]

Netherlands

[mossy anchor]

Oh I see , what's your height ?

[lime falcon]

5 feet

[mossy anchor]

yea had to premove all game - !

[mossy anchor]

correct !

say it

[mortal lynx]

Im not taking any chances with the mods here

[lime falcon]

Oh it's different country

[mossy anchor]

😂

[mortal lynx]

justifiedly so.

[mossy anchor]

I am telling you they don't bother fr

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/devouring-kaoruko-devouring-waguri-hungry-kaoruko-hungry-hungry-gif-748518089024466277

[lime falcon]

This girl eats plate too?

[fluid crow]

she and me hungry 🙂

[lime falcon]

What anime

[mossy anchor]

Waguri chan ! why's your name Wagari

[fluid crow]

fragrent flower

[fluid crow]

because ill never be her 🙁

[lime falcon]

Oh

[mossy anchor]

🥹 aww , what's your height

[fluid crow]

5" 4

[mossy anchor]

true , impossible to be waguri

[lime falcon]

@fluid crow is the girl mao mao or something

[fluid crow]

😭

[fluid crow]

yea!

[raw basin]

i just ate lunch can we fight now

[gusty ice]

Where r u from

[mossy anchor]

I am eating -

[raw basin]

oh ok

[gusty ice]

Same

[fluid crow]

Canada 🙂

[lime falcon]

The cat's name was mao mao too right?

[fluid crow]

omg it was

[mossy anchor]

🦋 unless Rintaro is 6'9 \

[gusty ice]

In canada most of the sikhs are present there

[fluid crow]

i need to watch s2 again

[mossy anchor]

the frog is big

[fluid crow]

whats that?

[lime falcon]

There r 2 seasons only?

[gusty ice]

Sikhs community

[fluid crow]

the third one and movie is being made!

[lime falcon]

Nice

[fluid crow]

idk who sikhs are sorry 🙁

[gusty ice]

Np

[mossy anchor]

what's your elo

[fluid crow]

im about 2115 I think

[mossy anchor]

blitz or rapid ?

[gusty ice]

Not my type

[fluid crow]

rapid

[fluid crow]

😸

[crisp nacelle]

i should play a blitz now

[mossy anchor]

allr , what openings do you play ? as white

[fluid crow]

ruy and thats it 🙁

[gusty ice]

Yup i m 1000

[fluid crow]

im trying to learn more tho

[mossy anchor]

what if the oponent plays c5 after e4 , what line do you play

[mossy anchor]

I mean ruy is a very sophisticated opening

[rough osprey]

u should try the alapin or winawer if u play the ruy

[fluid crow]

prob d4 I think

[mossy anchor]

Alapin sicilian is kinda slow tho

[mossy anchor]

Smith Morra Gambit ?

[fluid crow]

hate alipin 🤬

[rough osprey]

dude its like the opposite. C3 d4 and there is immdiately action

[lime falcon]

Was she the daughter of the guy who wore glasses? N he sent her to his uncle? N he adopted her as daughter? Why? He wanted her to be an apothecary?

[fluid crow]

is that what its called?

[mossy anchor]

I know

[rough osprey]

so then what do u mean it is slow

[mossy anchor]

personallly boring

[rough osprey]

you do you ig

[mossy anchor]

because it's easy to equalize with black

e6

[fluid crow]

yea and i think its something to do with being away when she was born so he didnt know he had a daughter until later

[rough osprey]

isnt that like every opening tho

like what opening is not

[mossy anchor]

catalan is more complicated tho

[heady gale]

dont worry about it

[rough osprey]

ig

[fluid crow]

what are some other good white openings?

[tardy solar]

London system

[mossy anchor]

yeaaa after d4 , cxd4 , then c3 ,

[fluid crow]

blocked

[tardy solar]

hahahahhahahah

[fluid crow]

jk jk

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Alikhan Avazkhonov (alikhan-2009)

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Name: Alikhan Avazkhonov (alikhan-2009)
Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2153 (2167 peak)
Blitz: 2514 (2538 peak)
Bullet: 2602 (2604 peak)

[lime falcon]

I m confused 🤔,he later knew he had a daughter? He didn't send her to his uncle?

[heady gale]

london system = 2600?

[mossy anchor]

Play Catalan fr

[tardy solar]

hhahhaha yeah

[heady gale]

hell naw

[tardy solar]

London system's power

[tardy solar]

also good

[lime falcon]

@tardy solar u teach chess?

[vestal sedge]

ㅤ

[tardy solar]

yeah

[fluid crow]

bec the uncle had relations to the place the mom was at she didnt even know it was her uncle and saw him as a father

[lime falcon]

Can u teach me

[fluid crow]

ok ill try that!

[mossy anchor]

I mean London system is very complicated also , it's easy if the opponent knows the tricks but the theory is endless

[tardy solar]

dm me

[heady gale]

is it free 🥺

[coarse iris]

i only ever play the london >.<

[tardy solar]

yeah but in 2600 level there are other details

[mossy anchor]

yea d4 , c4 , Nf3 , g3 , Bg2 , castle

[tardy solar]

nope unfortunately

[heady gale]

why dont you play e4??

[mossy anchor]

yeaaa I mean , even titled players in classical sometimes fall for the tricks , there was a time I studied some of it , but I forgot

[lime falcon]

I might've skipped some episodes 🤔,

[tardy solar]

might be

[mossy anchor]

d4 is more complicated and positional , while e4 is more dynamic in terms of tactics

[coarse iris]

any sadistic tushi fans? :D

[mossy anchor]

he's annoying , no offense

[coarse iris]

why?

[fluid crow]

the time line is kinda confusing lol

[heady gale]

uuh who likes complicated life?

[coarse iris]

fried chicken >:C

[heady gale]

i need to control my dopanine though

[raw basin]

tadistic sushi

[heady gale]

doesn't he only teach dumb openings?

[buoyant fog]

why we exchange the bishop here?

[coarse iris]

he plays one opening lol.

[fluid crow]

gtg thanks chat for the conversation!

[mossy anchor]

frr

[heady gale]

cuz ur bishop is bad

[mossy anchor]

complicated positions in slower time control is fun

[limpid sleet]

cuz why not?

[buoyant fog]

i can understand that the light square bishop is bad but this can be put on d6 like that right

[heady gale]

c5

[limpid sleet]

take their knight do c5

[heady gale]

then it goes to e7

[coarse iris]

i had no idea how fkn corrupt fide is lol

[heady gale]

yo nihao wsp

[limpid sleet]

do not use cuss words plz

[heady gale]

i didn't

[buoyant fog]

isnt bishops better than knights generally and here i dont feel the bishop is bad ..like can you help me understand why its bad and whats the idea behind c5 etc

[coarse iris]

even implied, that's a shit word mang

[limpid sleet]

you are 1800 na?

[mossy anchor]

you damage their pawn structure and try win the pawn

in the long run

[limpid sleet]

okay lets say u retreat the bishop on e7 then what

[heady gale]

the pony is hopping to e5 ur position is fried

[mossy anchor]

in this particular position bishop gets trapped if u don't take

[gray slate]

hi

[heady gale]

oh hi what's your real elo 🥺

[gray slate]

1100 😄

[heady gale]

nah you're lying]

at least 2000??

[gray slate]

https://www.chess.com/member/deadlydevils

[grave juniper]

i bored

[gray slate]

can I crush your ego again? 😄

with a new opening this time

[heady gale]

What club is that 🥀

@gray slate

[eternal ruin]

your username gonna be day 1 again tomorrow if you join that

[heady gale]

it looks like your alt account for sure

[heady gale]

oh shit 😭 😭 😭

[raw basin]

u done eating

[heady gale]

why is the chat dead?

[gray slate]

yes?

[gray slate]

??

[harsh cove]

Chat

I finally hit 1200

[rose bough]

I only have 900 😠

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sheeperman (sheeper_man)

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Name: sheeperman (sheeper_man)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 988 (1004 peak)
Blitz: 809 (828 peak)
Bullet: 1205 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jong-Un Kim (kimmyfromnorthkorea)

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Name: Jong-Un Kim (kimmyfromnorthkorea)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 905 (921 peak)
Blitz: 569 (peak)
Bullet: 563 (655 peak)

[harsh cove]

1200 bullet lets go! next up is blitz and rapid

[harsh cove]

LMAO WHAT

does kin jong un actually have a chess.com account? 😂

[rose bough]

shush-

[blazing gust]

Gud

[ashen wave]

why isnt it a brilliant

[rose bough]

don't judge me...

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> youliveinpoverty

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1490 (1860 peak)
Blitz: 1237 (1848 peak)
Bullet: 1492 (1716 peak)

[blissful ginkgo]

im washed asf

[rose bough]

If I knew, I'd tell you
cuz idek what kinda trap that is

[harsh cove]

Bro is 1500 when his peak is almost 2k 💀

[blissful ginkgo]

Cus i’m washed

[true grove]

CUZ UR ALREADY WINNING IG...

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aapo (aaponenk12_a)

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Name: Aapo (aaponenk12_a)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 444 (781 peak)
Blitz: 534 (542 peak)
Bullet: 578 (594 peak)

[ashen wave]

i almost have a 100 day perfect streak

[rose bough]

my streak is like 100 smth

126

[gusty hazel]

on a 1 day winstreak rn

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mr_potato (majd_mk)

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Name: Mr_potato (majd_mk)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2111 (peak)
Blitz: 2143 (2158 peak)
Bullet: 2248 (2249 peak)

[rose bough]

bro

u so sweaty at chess..

[crisp drift]

Love me a pink board

[blazing gust]

3 days ,
Very valid

[ashen wave]

pinks my second favourite color

[crisp drift]

🤯

[blazing gust]

What's ur 1st then

[ashen wave]

depends

[blazing gust]

Depends what

[crisp drift]

pink is #1

[ashen wave]

i dont know

pink is great

[blazing gust]

okay

[ashen wave]

i also think black and white are great

i love black in clothes and ye

but like white in furniture and stuff

[heady gale]

bro .. 😭

[blazing gust]

What about skins

[ashen wave]

what skins

[heady gale]

white >>> black

[blazing gust]

Racist

[heady gale]

in chess

what?

white has +0.2 advantage in the start

[blazing gust]

My gc keeps on calling me ;-;

[crisp drift]

Is clear a color

[ebon edge]

anyone wanna play?

[ashen wave]

mute

[blazing gust]

Doesn't matter , i still suck at chess

[heady gale]

true

[ebon edge]

:p

[ashen wave]

rating

[pliant dust]

https://tenor.com/view/emmanuel-macron-emmanuel-macron-for-sure-sure-gif-17254882495449958927

[blazing gust]

Profile

[crisp drift]

Me

[heady gale]

how long do you guys I can last?

[crisp drift]

I’ll never say no to a game

[ebon edge]

Okay

[ashen wave]

1v1?

[crisp drift]

Idc what rating you are

[ebon edge]

Thank you, God bless you.

[blazing gust]

okkayy

[crisp drift]

I like a challenge and I also love to be the challenge

[heady gale]

im negative 69 elo

[blazing gust]

blitz ?

[ashen wave]

whats ur user

[ebon edge]

Im not good at the game

[crisp drift]

christinaisbania

[ashen wave]

i play rapid but kay

[ebon edge]

im alright

[blazing gust]

same as discord

[true grove]

U LIKE RAPID?

[crisp drift]

I mostly play bullet

[heady gale]

sure play me

[ebon edge]

Got you

[blazing gust]

Don't brother 💔🥀🙏

[crisp drift]

should we all do a lil tournament

[true grove]

NO

[gusty hazel]

you guys play chess NERDS

nerds nerds nerds

[ebon edge]

@crisp drift do you play daily?

[heady gale]

aren't you like FM 🥺

[ashen wave]

do you realise what this server is

[heady gale]

nah my gpa is 2.0

[crisp drift]

Yeah, I used to play it more but I haven’t recently

[gusty hazel]

good point

[gusty hazel]

better than mine 🤞

[ebon edge]

ohhh okay. Ill add you

smokeghost12

[heady gale]

oh shit okay 😭

[gusty hazel]

we in the negatives out here

i need a unique college application

[heady gale]

yup

[rose bough]

have y'all realised how hot magnus is ❤️‍🔥 .......

[heady gale]

i should prob major in business cuz my gpa is cooked af

[heady gale]

thats why he has a husband

[gusty hazel]

ru like a junior

[rose bough]

husband?

[heady gale]

yup

[rose bough]

crazyy

[heady gale]

nah freshman lol

[rose bough]

crashout

[gusty hazel]

just like learn how to do something before senior

like fr i wish i knew how to code and stuff and like web dev would be very helpful rn

[heady gale]

computer science is not my field bro 😭

[gusty hazel]

ai helps i think

[heady gale]

vibe code? 🥺 does that even do anything

chatgpt is so dumb 😠 i tried to use it

[gusty hazel]

womp womp

[heady gale]

is AI gonna take over the world 🥺

[gusty hazel]

ye

grok is going to grokify us

[heady gale]

what do i do

[heady gale]

oh yeah grok is so toxic

he said the n word to me 😔

[rose bough]

ai's job is to steal all our jobs

[heady gale]

i hope the world becomes like some dystopian movies

[slim mortar]

The best way to discourage is to put something in the perspective of a corporation pov

Thats how you get someone to hate something

[gusty hazel]

this is just false

[slim mortar]

Sorry IMO

[gusty hazel]

imagine like someone is like "Listen, I hear you. But imagine you are a high-growth startup called 'You'." "If you stay in bed, your market share of energy goes to zero, and your competitor (laziness) wins the Q1 engagement metrics.
That 5:00 AM jog? That’s not 'running,' that's a synergistic networking opportunity with the pavement to leverage your cardiovascular assets.
By the time you get to the office, you haven't just exercised; you’ve optimized your personal productivity pipeline while others were still in their 'depreciating asset' phase (sleeping). You are disrupting the morning routine game."

like that contradicts what you said

because by framing the miserable task as a "growth hack," you transform a boring/hateful activity into a high-stakes, "important" project. Instead of hating it, the person might actually feel like a corporate "rockstar" for doing it.

[slim mortar]

How did you pull that up in like 5 seconds

[gusty hazel]

because i'm a fast typer

100000 wpm

[honest brook]

[broken cipher]

What is bro upto 😭

[slim mortar]

Uh spam bot

[uneven wolf]

chatgpt ahh

[slim mortar]

Blocked

Probably has a scam link in bio

[gusty hazel]

plz no coach me plz

i need coaching plz i pay plz

i need to pay for coaching plz

[heady gale]

? 😭

[broken cipher]

Yo chill bro

[honest brook]

good boy

[blazing gust]

gg bro

[ashen wave]

ggs

[blazing gust]

Well it shows that suck so much

[ashen wave]

maybe i am just a lucky guy

[blazing gust]

i usually never play against Scandinavian defence

so it was a new experience for me

[ashen wave]

scandinavian on top

[onyx needle]

good morning fishes

[ashen wave]

guten morgen

[blazing gust]

good morning worms

[rose bough]

bro my elo too low

[rancid osprey]

@wind bay chess is hard

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jong-Un Kim (kimmyfromnorthkorea)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Jong-Un Kim (kimmyfromnorthkorea)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 905 (921 peak)
Blitz: 569 (peak)
Bullet: 563 (655 peak)

[heady gale]

hey papa

[broken cipher]

Kim jongun is a master of guun

[heady gale]

yellow machine gun

[rose bough]

g00n

[obtuse osprey]

hello

[blazing gust]

Ts actually tuff

[blazing gust]

Hallo

[heady gale]

i dont understand shit

[blazing gust]

Cuz it's sanskrit

[heady gale]

why are there bunch of drawings in there?

[obtuse osprey]

wsp

[ashen wave]

where you guys from

[blazing gust]

I'm gud

[lofty swallow]

pls translate this

[obtuse osprey]

means

[blazing gust]

well , translated joke won't work on this case

[blazing gust]

I'm gud*

[heady gale]

and question marks and exclamation mark?

[torn sparrow]

This blud wasting his lifetime here 🥀

[lofty swallow]

so sad

[gusty hazel]

i memorized my lines

[blazing gust]

only the people who knows how to read snk can understand 💔🥀

[heady gale]

is this like some old egyptian letter shits?

[gusty hazel]

like fr

i know my 18 lines by HEART

[torn sparrow]

Why do you need em

[blazing gust]

Nahh bro 💔😭

[heady gale]

wtf isthis?

[blazing gust]

it's a Normal language

[lone totem]

omg this is golden

[gusty hazel]

some in class performance project

[lone totem]

its sanskrit

[heady gale]

no fcking way who reads that?

[blazing gust]

FINNALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTOOD 🙏

[torn sparrow]

Bro thinks he is a poet

[gusty hazel]

i have like a test every day at my school

[lone totem]

i got 78/80 in my 8th grade sanskrit vro im a pro trust

[blazing gust]

I hate fnk

[gusty hazel]

lowk shakespeare may not be dead

[blazing gust]

Snk*

[lone totem]

yea i hated it too

[blazing gust]

Which grade r u in

[lone totem]

12th rn

[blazing gust]

oh great 👍

[gusty hazel]

One, two, read it through,
Three, four, on the floor,
Five, six, mental tricks,
Seven, eight, concentrate.
Nine, ten, say it again,
Eleven, twelve, in I delve,
Thirteen, fourteen, nearly soaring,
Fifteen, sixteen, lines I'm fixin'.
Seventeen, eighteen, total scene,
Eighteen lines—now they're mine.

[lone totem]

one two buckle my shoe >>>

[heady gale]

last line 🔥

[torn sparrow]

Bro dodged too much school so he has to rewrite everything

[gusty hazel]

no it's just an asian school

[blazing gust]

Three four buckle some more

Five six nicky kicks

[gusty hazel]

asian principal asian kids

[lone totem]

five six grab some sticks or smth

[torn sparrow]

East Asian or Indian

[gusty hazel]

east

and a few indian but like now as many

[lone totem]

this is why indian is goated

[gusty hazel]

it's like 5% white maybe idk

[blazing gust]

you from India?

[heady gale]

bro u living in the hood?

[lone totem]

duh

[gusty hazel]

no the school has a 1510 sat avg

[heady gale]

that's kinda bad

[lone totem]

isnt 1510 score mid

[ashen wave]

do yall like my pic i was doing a emergency landing into stuggart

[heady gale]

haha i can get 1600 in math right now

[blazing gust]

Is there aa fire

[lone totem]

you a pilot?

[crisp drift]

Alright who’s next for a bullet game

[heady gale]

😊

[gusty hazel]

every kid there takes fricking 11 aps by senior year

[heady gale]

chatgpt

[torn sparrow]

You mean 800

[gusty hazel]

ELEVEN ELF

[lone totem]

oh nvm ts is flight simulator

[heady gale]

o right

[torn sparrow]

Its tough

[lone totem]

💀

[gusty hazel]

I KNOW KIDS TAKING LINEAR ALG FRESHMAN YEAR

[heady gale]

full score 🙂

[gusty hazel]

AND CALC BC IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

[blazing gust]

Ding ding ding ding ding dinggggggg dingggg lernee

[torn sparrow]

Maybe you are just washed

[lone totem]

ok ts wild

[gusty hazel]

frickin packet yo

[ashen wave]

yellow hydraulic fault which basicly means that half of my hydraulics arent working also green failed at one point but it got back into service

[crisp drift]

Anyone wanna run it

[heady gale]

bro what?

[blazing gust]

okay

[ashen wave]

its a sim

[deft shard]

Run what

[lone totem]

yeh

[gusty hazel]

yeah like half the math team

[crisp drift]

A bullet game

[heady gale]

im taking pre calc right now

[gusty hazel]

that's goated most freshman take alg

[ashen wave]

yeah i fly on IVAO but not a real life pilot but dreaming of

[honest brook]

😛

[gusty hazel]

ur smart dw

[ashen wave]

gemini better

[heady gale]

im still not good at chess 😔

[gusty hazel]

chatgpt is garbage always use gemini to cheat on your homework

[gusty hazel]

that's my free coaching tip

[heady gale]

thanks

what about cheating on a test or quiz?

[ashen wave]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[deft shard]

Cringe

[honest brook]

u still wanna play jit

[heady gale]

yes😊

[gusty hazel]

yeah man write me a 500 word essay right now on why i shouldnt cheat on my useless homework

[honest brook]

alr I assume u mean rapid since it's your highest?

[heady gale]

no?

[ashen wave]

i love this one also

[heady gale]

my rapid no good

[crisp drift]

Oh btw I exist

[lone totem]

oo nice

[rose bough]

CAN SOMEONE PLAY RAPID WITH ME (1000 - 1200 ELO) - I'm only 900 elo and needa improve quicker ;-;

[ashen wave]

can i

[lone totem]

gl, pilots make bank apparently

[heady gale]

but ill still play rapid

[rose bough]

sure

[ashen wave]

yes haha

[heady gale]

[torn sparrow]

Bro fell for the jai propaganda

[honest brook]

you better not mean bullet..

[lone totem]

😭

[crisp drift]

I wanna play bullet

[blazing gust]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHOHOHOOHOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOHOOHOHOHOHOHHOOHOHOHOHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJAHOHOOHOHOHOGOOG

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jong-Un Kim (kimmyfromnorthkorea)

This is the Chess.com profile of kimmyfromnorthkorea. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Jong-Un Kim (kimmyfromnorthkorea)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 905 (921 peak)
Blitz: 569 (peak)
Bullet: 563 (655 peak)

[ashen wave]

can we do blitz i gotta go in a sec

[rose bough]

k

[ashen wave]

whats your user

[honest brook]

alr I'll send it hollon

[heady gale]

mi bullet is highest 😭

[lone totem]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jonkler-dzoker

[crisp drift]

Can we

[rose bough]

kimmyfromnorthkorea

[honest brook]

ion play that forsaken shi

[crisp drift]

Let’s play bulllleetttt

Puh lease

[heady gale]

my lowest time control is 1071 😔

[torn sparrow]

That's weak

[gusty hazel]

bullet is like self harm

[torn sparrow]

🐌

[heady gale]

yeah 😭 my daily is going down everyday

[crisp drift]

That’d make so much sense

[heady gale]

i timeout like 99% of the games

[gusty hazel]

i bet a snail has more fun than a bullet player

[torn sparrow]

🧢

[crisp drift]

Ok yk what

[torn sparrow]

Bullet is very fun tbh

[crisp drift]

😪 leave me alone

[gusty hazel]

Agent J - Men in Black. You have been identified as an extraterrestrial lifeform. You are coming with us.

[crisp drift]

Period

[torn sparrow]

I am just Somalian

[gusty hazel]

then say like

"WALLAHI BULLET IS FUN"

or somethign

[crisp drift]

Suduk bullet is fun

[torn sparrow]

Its so true

[gusty hazel]

i learned this from among us

all the somalians just saying "wallahi im a crewmate"

it's the strat

[crisp drift]

Suduk kithibbbb

[torn sparrow]

They are probably not Somalians

True Somalians say Irajan msturda

[gusty hazel]

they lived in somalia

....

[torn sparrow]

They are win traders

[gusty hazel]

LMFAOoOO

[gusty hazel]

how did you know

lmao

all the somalians just get banned for wintrading and dming every other week

it's their fricking culture

[torn sparrow]

Cuz no one has Internet in Somalia unless you built it yourself

[gusty hazel]

oh

[torn sparrow]

Only bad people have it

[gusty hazel]

most are in britain

[torn sparrow]

Idk about em much

[grave dome]

say wallali bro say wallalo

[ashen wave]

gg gtg cya

[ashen wave]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-wallahi-say-wallahi-swear-to-god-put-it-on-allah-gif-698295551283075328

[lone totem]

😭 what is ts

[heady gale]

@honest brook I was touching you in the opening

[rose bough]

can someone (1000 - 1200) play rapid with me - I'm only 900 and wanna improve fast ;-;

[heady gale]

ur kinda bad for a 2100 😄

[twilit eagle]

Hi

[heady gale]

oh fck he forked my ass 😭

[lone totem]

@uneven wolf yo have you played calamity mod ✌️😭

[uneven wolf]

I made it to hardmode but then abandoned 💔

too unbalanced for me

[lone totem]

aw
im doing a run rn (my first)

death mode skeletron is pmo vro

[uneven wolf]

death mode

[lone totem]

revengeance is too easy

death mode is
painful tho

i mean i havent accessorymaxxed ig thats why

[uneven wolf]

perhaps

just wait until you try death plus master mode

[lone totem]

na i think you cant do both now? you can only switch to death mode after activating master

[uneven wolf]

I've maxed every gear and still got straight belt by king slime

[lone totem]

fahh

[lone totem]

king slime is lowk harder than perforators death mode, i first tried that shi

eoc was decent

[uneven wolf]

can't relate I died to evil bosses over 10+ times to beat them

that's why I disliked calamity you either first try it or suffer for hours

[lone totem]

🥀

[heady gale]

this ni is obssessed with his queen hes gonna fck her up

@honest brook 😠

[honest brook]

gg Lil bro

[lone totem]

bro got cooked by a catboy rip to bro

[radiant swan]

haman cakma

[heady gale]

you're not bad for a 2100 😠

[honest brook]

I blundered tf outta my rook 😭

I keep underestimating you jits

[heady gale]

😠

[honest brook]

good thing you fell for the discovery 😹

[heady gale]

i should have just taken the rook

i thought u were gonna mate me if i took it

[plush stratus]

[heady gale]

im tired its 11:50 pm 🙁

[plush stratus]

oh it's u pongpong

stop changing ur name

[heady gale]

11:51 now so 14 hours and 40 minutes from 9:11

[honest brook]

3 am here lawl

bru

[plush stratus]

2:52 in china

[honest brook]

Pm?

[plush stratus]

pm

[heady gale]

nice

[plush stratus]

I'm travelling lmao

[heady gale]

who fcking travel to china?

[plush stratus]

I stay in the US

too much english

[heady gale]

thats the worst place to go lol

goto japan and eat corns

[plush stratus]

everything here is cheap asl dawg

like a meal is like 2 dollars

[heady gale]

buy some corns there in japan

[plush stratus]

those corns were once stucked into the owners arses

[heady gale]

uh no? 😭 😭

[plush stratus]

the one you ate looked brownish right?

ik u talking about prostitution

[heady gale]

? wtf

[uneven wolf]

[heady gale]

@plush stratus bro why would u do that 😭

[plush stratus]

then

if u ain't talking about corn then what

[onyx needle]

Oh boi, absolutely cooked this dude

[heady gale]

i am talking about corns!! I love eating corns 😊

[plush stratus]

great

I thought no corns challenge?

[heady gale]

yeah.. i eat too much corns 😔

[plush stratus]

u eat or watch

[lone totem]

crispy chilli babycorn is so peak

crispy corn too

[charred grove]

e4

[lone totem]

exe4

[heady gale]

both

[deft shard]

Hiiiiiii

[charred grove]

hi

[deft shard]

[heady gale]

watching the corn turning into popcorns are the most exciting things!! you know??

[lone totem]

i feel u

[deft shard]

🐀

[charred grove]

Your name makes me think

[lone totem]

honestly popcorn is a downgrade, just flavour the corn

[deft shard]

True

[heady gale]

OMG I made DAY 2 !!!

[deft shard]

Also Popcorn is lowkey so expensive like why pay for this

[charred grove]

damn congrats bro

[charred grove]

making yourself is way better

[deft shard]

What

[lone totem]

proud of you

[lone totem]

trur

but i like the flavoured popcorn that they be selling in packets nowadays 20 rupees

peri peri popcorn 🥶

[charred grove]

20 rupees is cheap no?

[lone totem]

probably healthier than chips too

[lone totem]

yeah its normal price

[deft shard]

Dude few days ago I went with my friends for a movie, we (4 of us) spent 3000 on just popcorn

[lone totem]

💀 just buy it outside the theaters trust

[deft shard]

Also bought coke

[lone totem]

also 3000 is diabolical

[charred grove]

definetly, chips are basically cancer

[lone totem]

🥀

[sudden pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[lone totem]

chips are unhealthy but bro said cancer 😭

[deft shard]

The total bill was like 5.5k, and only around 1.2k of it was the actual movie ticket

[charred grove]

bro paid to eat popcor not watch movie

[lone totem]

i am 267 iq i know

[deft shard]

Basically

[lone totem]

bro our theater sells food for cheaper, chicken patties 50rs

and it tastes good too

popcorn overpriced shi

[sudden pilot]

I've never go to theater

[lone totem]

Romantic Consumerism 💔

[lone totem]

dam why

[charred grove]

it is boring imo if you are not with friends. or type shi

[lone totem]

i go with my family usually

[charred grove]

thats good too

[sudden pilot]

No theater opened near my area, i gotta drive for hours for theater on the other city

[charred grove]

just not alone

[plush stratus]

[deft shard]

Yeah

[heady gale]

huuh?

[sudden pilot]

Yeah

[deft shard]

Netflix is way more enjoyable

[lone totem]

aw

[plush stratus]

just make your house a movie theather

[heady gale]

damn u live in india or smth ?

[lone totem]

share with me bro i wanna watch JoJo's 😭 ;sob

[charred grove]

or free ones ))

[plush stratus]

comfier too

[charred grove]

just watch from aniwatch

[sudden pilot]

No

[plush stratus]

crunchyroll

[lone totem]

oh ok

[deft shard]

Nah

[lone totem]

jojos is free there?

[sudden pilot]

Just a small town

[deft shard]

animesuge's death was the worst day of my life

[plush stratus]

never watched it tho idk, I used to use 9anime

[charred grove]

bro just spoiled it

for everyone

[deft shard]

Spoiled?

[heady gale]

like vermont or smth ? 😭

[deft shard]

Spoiled what 💀

[sudden pilot]

Hmmh

[lone totem]

ah alr

[charred grove]

ohh damn i thought he was a character from jojo bruhhhh

[deft shard]

💀 💀

[plush stratus]

just dont click on random shi, might be virus just close them there's a lot of ads

[heady gale]

where does bro live?

[charred grove]

why does bro ask

[obtuse flicker]

Gukesh plays a lot of caro doesn't he

[heady gale]

why is bro goooning?

[charred grove]

how does bro know

[heady gale]

wait goooning doesn't count for corns right

[lone totem]

yea ts redirecting me to a hundred sites

[charred grove]

they send you to gambling sites

nah haven't been there for a long time

hate it

[heady gale]

i see

[lone totem]

alr its working now thanks @plush stratus

[heady gale]

why is bro on onlycorns?

[charred grove]

bro put your name 2.04

[plush stratus]

it's just filled of ads, that's the way they earn money lol

[deft shard]

[lone totem]

almost got a virus probably lmao

[charred grove]

bro does not have camera on my house

[plush stratus]

don't download shit

[lone totem]

yea i didnt even click any link

[plush stratus]

why did it download lmao

[charred grove]

bro which site are you on damn

[lone totem]

no idea

[charred grove]

you might be cooked

[lone totem]

i was on aniwatch, too many redirects
9anime working

[plush stratus]

no like every 5 sec or sum you'll get an ad wherever u press on the website

[charred grove]

i jsut close them immediately

[lone totem]

same duh

[charred grove]

bro is going to be banned soon 🙂

lol he deleted

[heady gale]

huh? no no not again 😭 😭

[deft shard]

I really want to drink a "the doctor" monster

But I've run out of money.

[trim trail]

stop yapping random bullshit chat this channel is for chess talk

[charred grove]

i havent got any exe files 😭

[charred grove]

Let him cook

[plush stratus]

m67

[heady gale]

imagine talking about chess in chess-talk lol

[plush stratus]

exactly

[deft shard]

Mike Erhmantraut genuinely looks like Mr Magoo though

[honest brook]

good boy

[deft shard]

I thought it's just a random insult

[heady gale]

why does onlycorns actually exist?

[deft shard]

💀

fxg4 Nxg4?

Yeah

[crisp drift]

Okay Anya Taylor-joy

[deft shard]

Very nice

[lone totem]

g4 f5 f4

[deft shard]

Hi (e4)

[charred grove]

Hello (e5)

[plush stratus]

btw trump postponed the ultimatum on Iran (e6)

[deft shard]

Whatsup (d4)

[honest brook]

horrible response

[uneven wolf]

h4 brilliant

[honest brook]

boring ass E5 have some spice in your life boy

[lone totem]

🧢

[deft shard]

L

[lone totem]

e5 is very fire bro

[heady gale]

play me

[deft shard]

e5 is so spicy

[honest brook]

liar

[uneven wolf]

should've gone for scholars mate

[heady gale]

lemme beat your ass up

[lone totem]

nah bro ruy and italian are fun

its the other openings that have BS responses for white

[charred grove]

not much (e5 x d4)

[honest brook]

this time I'm not gonna blunder jit are you sure?

[charred grove]

who

[heady gale]

lemme just play halloween gambit

[heady gale]

let me be white

[honest brook]

alright

[heady gale]

make it rated 😊

[plush stratus]

anyone knows how to do differentiation in maths

[lone totem]

sicilian has alapin
french has exchange
caro just sucks
pirc has a lot of stuff like austrian, 150 attack
scandi is HORRIBLE

[honest brook]

hell no

[summer gale]

I feel like Sicilian has higher win rate in otb than online (above 1600 ofc)

[deft shard]

How is your mother doing ? (c3)

[lone totem]

i can consider playing Czech Pirc

[charred grove]

Not funny

[plush stratus]

bb4 more like bbc

[deft shard]

???

[plush stratus]

WHAT Was THAT

[deft shard]

Isn't it normal to ask how someone's mother and father is doimg

[plush stratus]

it is normal

[charred grove]

it is not when you don't know them

[deft shard]

Huhhhh

[plush stratus]

hes trying to know them

[deft shard]

Dude saw the danish gambit on the board and resigned frfr

[charred grove]

ok this is going to bad places ima head of

[tropic panther]

british broadcasting corporation

[deft shard]

Dude 😭 no one was tryna be mean here man

[summer gale]

Engine prob thinks pinning is better I don't find anything concrete though

[plush stratus]

his own ego got ahead of him

[deft shard]

Ive been wasting pocket money collecting chess boards.

[final hemlock]

Yo

anyone wanna play?

[hollow sandal]

I’m down

[deft shard]

I'm up

I've ordered a nice small 7"x7" wooden board

[final hemlock]

😮

[final hemlock]

ill be there in 5mins

[deft shard]

Let's play bullet

[final hemlock]

okay i need 5mins or so

[hollow sandal]

no prob

[deft shard]

How bout we play few bullet @hollow sandal ?

[indigo void]

Hello helloo

[indigo void]

You wanna play

[deft shard]

Hiiiiiiiiii

[deft shard]

Yes

[indigo void]

Hiiiiii

[deft shard]

Bullet

[indigo void]

Blitzz pleasee

[deft shard]

10 bullet games

[deft shard]

🐀

[indigo void]

Ohh alright then

[deft shard]

[indigo void]

I'm not bullet guy but I'll try

[deft shard]

What's ur username

[indigo void]

RedX666777

[deft shard]

Check app

[indigo void]

Ok ok

[spice ledge]

Check out this #chess game: Karamveer_singh07 vs luisfelipee - https://www.chess.com/live/game/166356275458

[frosty peak]

Karamveer_singh07 (1855) vs. luisfelipee (1871)

Move List

1. d4 g6 2. Bf4 Bg7 3. Nf3 f6 4. e3 e6 5. Bd3 d6 6. Nbd2 Nh6 7. h4 Nf7 8. c3 O-O 9. Qc2 f5 10. O-O-O Qe7 11. Rdg1 c6 12. g4 Nd7 13. gxf5 exf5 14. h5 g5 15. Bxg5 Nxg5 16. Nxg5 Nf6 17. Bxf5 Bxf5 18. Qxf5 h6 19. Ne6 Nd5 20. Rxg7+ Qxg7 21. Nxg7 Rxf5 22. Nxf5 Kh7 23. Rg1 Rf8 24. Nxd6 Rxf2 25. e4 Ne3 26. Nxb7 Rh2 27. e5 Rxh5 28. Ne4 Rh2 29. Nf6+ Kh8 30. Rg8# 

[hollow sandal]

sure

[spice ledge]

mfs just play anything

[onyx needle]

big

[heady gale]

@honest brook @honest brook @honest brook @honest brook @honest brook

my screentime ended 😭 😭

[honest brook]

bro...

you finally won 😭

[heady gale]

i still beat you haha

pretty bad for a 2100

[honest brook]

only took like 4 tries but ye well played solid endgame

oh damn this chat dead

[plush stratus]

hola papi

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/susdog-gif-24706850

[jaunty talon]

ello

if I where to have a game I would like to post where would I post it?

[plush stratus]

here

[jaunty talon]

oh ok awesome sauce

[plush stratus]

u need to be connected

[jaunty talon]

oh alr

[plush stratus]

and also you're sposed to post in #🏆〡best-games

[jaunty talon]

oh alr

[plush stratus]

oh alr

[indigo void]

@deft shard

[deft shard]

Gg

[indigo void]

Where did u go

[indigo void]

Goodd gamee

Even I am shocked too

[lofty swallow]

Uhh this dude.

[indigo void]

Sorryy

[dim narwhal]

What

[indigo void]

I didn't know i am that good in bullet

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2058 (2109 peak)
Blitz: 1837 (1954 peak)
Bullet: 1819 (2022 peak)

[rapid temple]

Damn I fell off

[silent wagon]

huh whats ur rating

[indigo void]

400

[indigo void]

From where

[silent wagon]

pretty good

[indigo void]

Yeahh

[silent wagon]

wanna play ?

[rapid temple]

My 2100 grandiosity

[indigo void]

What's ur rating?

[indigo void]

Loll

[jaunty talon]

yo anyone wanna 1v1?

[silent wagon]

lemme check

[indigo void]

Actually I'm not a bullet player

[silent wagon]

1517

[silent wagon]

same

[indigo void]

Wow that's prettyy highh

[silent wagon]

im more of a rapid guy

[jaunty talon]

I'll play you

[silent wagon]

not too shabby

[indigo void]

I like blitz

[silent wagon]

drop the letters

[indigo void]

I gotta play u

[indigo void]

RedX666777

[onyx needle]

sup human fishes

[jaunty talon]

xxjevil_deltarunexx

[indigo void]

Hey hey human

[silent wagon]

k , ill send the invite but not before i play silly

[indigo void]

Ohh ok

[indigo void]

You wanna play?

[onyx needle]

nah i'm too sleepy

insomnia hitting me hard rn its like noon

didn't sleep last night

[deft shard]

Go sleep

[jaunty talon]

I'm trash at chess ngl

[silent wagon]

gg

[jaunty talon]

gg

[silent wagon]

@indigo void

u still there ?

[onyx needle]

who lost

[indigo void]

Ye ye im playing

[jaunty talon]

mw

me

[onyx needle]

sadge

wanna play 1 min bullet unrated against a 400 to taste wins?

[jaunty talon]

I'm 107 elo what do you expect tho

[onyx needle]

ow

[deft shard]

That's a lot

Im 9 elo