💬〡chess-talk

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-spin-silly-cat-silly-cat-gif-15869807335045066863

[neat atlas]

There are no women in tournaments I play

[unique bloom]

https://giphy.com/gifs/anXO7qsNe5rTglPCgu

[humble eagle]

false. Most chefs are men

[stray haven]

Didn't I write that?

[unique bloom]

@jovial hinge you truly fit your name

[winter lion]

Women specialize in soccer

[stuck mesa]

😭

[stray haven]

I feel i should stop typing atm

[humble eagle]

cooking for yourself and being a chef are two widely different things

[neat atlas]

you mean football

[silent jacinth]

The stereotype that women are good at cooking is dead. Hardly any women i know or have dated under 30 even know how to cook a basic meal.

[humble eagle]

rain check on the women youre dating?

[stray haven]

Under 30 was not needed

[winter lion]

Yeah i would say that becsuse thats what i call it but then it will get confused with americsn football

[nimble arch]

chess talk

[winter lion]

Especially here on discord

[silent jacinth]

Im 29 so it was in my case

[humble eagle]

so thoughts on c4 e5

[stuck mesa]

@jovial hinge good game vro

[nimble arch]

normal

[humble eagle]

c4 b5

[stray haven]

You all may think I am misogynist
But no I am not
I am just curious

[nimble arch]

unideal

[humble eagle]

c4 g6

[jovial hinge]

gg

[nimble arch]

playable

[stray haven]

Forgive me if any offence was taken

[humble eagle]

thanks

[stuck mesa]

ur good for ur elo

[nimble arch]

also asking for transpositon

[jovial hinge]

UNC is 14 I'm older then bro ✌🏿💔

[nimble arch]

which somtimes just doesnt happen

[jovial hinge]

ty 😭

[tough saffron]

hi guys

[humble eagle]

never give them a transposition!

[stuck mesa]

yes I'm 14 and I've only been playing chess for a month

2413 fide

[jovial hinge]

wtf

[stray haven]

@nimble arch
Which country do you hate the most?

[winter lion]

Yeah buddy

[nimble arch]

lmao

[stuck mesa]

yes

[jovial hinge]

nah that's cap 2413 fide has deffo played longer then a month

[stuck mesa]

wallah

[jovial hinge]

and get ur norms then xd

[winter lion]

Either youre lying or youre a ultra prodogiy.

[unique bloom]

kyano if you stop blundering you'd probably be insane in chess

[neat atlas]

cap

[stuck mesa]

probably a ultra prod (jk) I'm ass

😭

[jovial hinge]

low-key everyone who would could do that

[stuck mesa]

😭😭

[unique bloom]

i blunder more often then you

[stuck mesa]

what's that

[stray haven]

What's your mobile number
In case I have to send you invitation link

[jovial hinge]

I was top 1 get on my level

[uneven wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/taileon-super-criminal-and-lawyer-taileon-lawyer-seeing-the-crufication-charge-what-the-hell-am-i-reading-what-is-this-i-cant-believe-this-says-that-gif-4495927963432212755

[stuck mesa]

confirm each move?

[winter lion]

To 3000s you are. But to me youre pretty decent

[unique bloom]

i don't confirm moves sadly

[stuck mesa]

okay vro are you 2000000

[jovial hinge]

use confirm moves

[stray haven]

Racism is boring bro
Doesn't work against me

[jovial hinge]

I'm 1 elo

[unique bloom]

idk sir

[stuck mesa]

yes

[winter lion]

60000000891618

[jovial hinge]

lmao anyways let's play

[unique bloom]

I'm mikorrblunders

[stuck mesa]

wowowowo

[nimble arch]

no its justu

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-boy-kisser-boykisser-gif-3689290499035478761

[stuck mesa]

ima go eat see y'all✌

[jovial hinge]

Martin is better then me 😭 🙏🏿

[stray haven]

Your elo?

[winter lion]

Nah im provisional classical fide. Fide is under 5 games so elo cannot be solidified YET.

[jovial hinge]

cya

yh

[stuck mesa]

wait beat Martin rn

[winter lion]

But next tournamen i am playing a GM norm tournament.

[stray haven]

You are above 500
Be proud

[unique bloom]

i couldn't even beat worstfish

[sweet drift]

Finally 700 elo after 600 games

[stuck mesa]

crazy hope u win

[jovial hinge]

congrats bud

[stray haven]

Brother don't openly announce that
Sandbagging is not allowed

[winter lion]

Ill get shit on if i dont lock in

[jovial hinge]

w u boutta cook

[uneven wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-front-man-squid-game-2-happy-celebration-gif-12369111202088932661

[jovial hinge]

ight let's play

[past marten]

do i have any chance to hit 2000 rating within my lifetime

[stray haven]

No

[jovial hinge]

yes

[sweet drift]

I know chess

[winter lion]

Im gonna get skinned if i dont practice like 14 hours this time im updating the schedule,14 hours intensively daily. For tje tournament which is this summer

[uneven wolf]

1-2 years

[past marten]

what is your name bro]

[zealous spade]

Myself found in this perfect situation and he resigned

[winter lion]

Its called Arad Open

[stray haven]

I used to think that 27 years ago
And I am still 1600

[past marten]

i dont believe you

[uneven wolf]

okay, maybe 3

[past marten]

ok yeah thats more reasonable

[winter lion]

Hell yeah

[uneven wolf]

I believe with intense practice you'll get there

[jovial hinge]

@ebon harness Imma inv u rn

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> The Bastman (endgames)

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Rapid: 2300 (peak)
Blitz: 2370 (peak)
Bullet: 2304 (peak)

[uneven wolf]

or whatever they do to boost elo

[scarlet arrow]

new peak

[stray haven]

I will say minimum 10 years

[scarlet arrow]

:D

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> kyanoblunders

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Rapid: 937 (1057 peak)
Blitz: 839 (1091 peak)
Bullet: 721 (1081 peak)

[stray haven]

Noob

[winter lion]

6 hours daily is best for 2000 goal

[past marten]

yk what that doesnt sound that bad im like 15

[zealous spade]

No one here is with 300 to 400 elo all are above 1500

[uneven wolf]

holy unemployed

[unique bloom]

i can teach you how to not play chess

[jovial hinge]

playing games if anyone wants to spec thats my profile

[uneven wolf]

ouch

[jovial hinge]

same as discord

[zealous spade]

Can someone give some tipes for 350 elo player

[stray haven]

But consistent 15 years

[unique bloom]

kyano

play against me

[winter lion]

Bro i practice 11-14 hours daily.. if thats unemployed what am i

[past marten]

play allday every day minimum 6 hours a day

[stray haven]

I can give you tip
Come with me

[jovial hinge]

yeh

[zealous spade]

Game ?

[uneven wolf]

I didn't mean it as offensive but spending this much time on chess sounds crazy to me

[stray haven]

But only the tip

[uneven wolf]

I'd go insane and burnout by day 2

[zealous spade]

I m employed

[stray haven]

What game?

[uneven wolf]

I already don't want to play at all

[tough saffron]

im bored dang it

[outer spoke]

I aspire to be homeless

[zealous spade]

You said come with me i thought a game

[tough saffron]

I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM

[stray haven]

I employee people
Does it really matter

[past marten]

1. censor empl*yed
2. become unempl*yed

[tough saffron]

ITS A PEAK GAME BRO TRUST ME ITS PEAK

[unique geyser]

?

[past marten]

i dont think thats a game

[clear egret]

Does anyone want to play a game against 300 Elo now 🗿

[tough saffron]

IT IS

[winter lion]

Because its my only thing im good at and i will be a worthless normal person working 9/5

[tough saffron]

ITS A BOOK AND A GAME

[uneven wolf]

smurf detected

[stray haven]

If you think about it
It can be a game

[tough saffron]

mememem

[zealous spade]

[tough saffron]

holy scam

<@&745328830649991179>

[nimble arch]

How do you even manage to get scammed bro

[winter lion]

I mean if i get GM,I will be unemployed my whole life

[tough saffron]

scam bro report this guy for scam

[stray haven]

Don't snitch on me bro

[tough saffron]

ive seen this set of 4 pictures like 4 times already

[uneven wolf]

ohh if it's your career then mb

[livid badger]

its not scam he got botted

[past marten]

hes right

[uneven wolf]

but idk what's with that stray society is functioning on 9/5 people

[past marten]

my friend had that same thing done on him

[stray haven]

I feel
You can market your scam
If someone is stupid enough to fall for a scam
It's their problem

[past marten]

but it was with elon

[livid badger]

my friends always send me those

[winter lion]

Wdym

[livid badger]

yeah idk where mrbeast come from

[winter lion]

Np

[tough saffron]

like labour

[clear egret]

Anyone

[tough saffron]

meeee

[stray haven]

Like some people say messi is better than Ronaldo
It's obviously a lie
But dumb people fall for it

[past marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418425736393392271/1426661741701632040/IMG_4004.gif

[tough saffron]

unpopular opinion

[winter lion]

Oh yeah ofc its labor its at the bottom of the pyramid. Gms are still at the bottom but a bit higher

[stray haven]

Cat centipede
Reminds me of a movie I watched

[clear egret]

my name is Premsaud

[stray haven]

It's not an opinion
It's a lie

[past marten]

they both are very mediocre idk why people glaze them so much

[fallow lake]

average chess fan

[stray haven]

Sure mate
Sure

[past marten]

too late

[tough saffron]

If i scam you like 10 times bcs u were uneducated is it justified ( nobody would have fallen for it except for you cuz your the only uneducated person bcs of financial backgrounds and etc)

[fallow lake]

never speak again bruh

[stray haven]

Justified

[tough saffron]

messi and ronaldo prob NOT mediocre bro

[past marten]

bro got offended

[uneven wolf]

I may have misapplied context my bad

[tough saffron]

Why

[winter lion]

Ih

[tough saffron]

js why

[mellow pike]

Anyone willing to play some bullets?

[winter lion]

Dw dw dw

[fallow lake]

u prob think magnus is better than messi

[uneven wolf]

can't believe I made a in discord bruh

[tough saffron]

what possible trauma do you have to go through to think that way

[stray haven]

Because I am dumb enough to fall for it

[tough saffron]

eXACTLY THIS IS WHAT HES SAYING

[past marten]

its a joke bro i dont care about football

[clear egret]

https://link.chess.com/play/Je8u4y

[stray haven]

I think scamming should be legalised
It's just marketing

[fallow lake]

joke or not its a horrible take

[tough saffron]

cuz u didnt get education, due to financial back grounds or social backgrouds its unfair for me to exploit you

[uneven wolf]

[tough saffron]

if the government doesn't protect the ones who get exploited it hard for anybody to succeed

the rich dominate this way, this is why you dont become rich

[winter lion]

How is that marketting youre ripping someone of

[stray haven]

If I am having a bad life anyways
Atleast someone will get a better life by scamming me

[hexed magnet]

yo wsg squirrel food

[tough saffron]

they control absoloutely everything to exist and MARKETING is not SCAMMING. Its giving INCENTIVES to buy or do something

[past marten]

how are you even here bro

[fallow lake]

black wins

[stray haven]

You market your products to be better than what it is
Like in scamming, you just give them fake promises like marketing

[tough saffron]

Yup, thats only for YOU. Be happy getting scammed but never getting justice for it.

[winter lion]

Oh wait its mate!

Mate in 3

[wintry thicket]

nope

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sagar846

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Blitz: 428
Bullet: 618

[wintry thicket]

eated pawn

[stray haven]

I mean I am educated and all
I am talking about people with bad life and ignorance
If they get scammed, it's their mistake
The scammer must move on

[winter lion]

Rxf2,Re1+Rf1,Rxf1#

[wintry thicket]

there was no mate

[tough saffron]

In order for you to market something you actually need to have a product. Most scams are just dilberately just not that case. And scammings that happen just on the level of advertising. It could be about black mailing. Just because I didn't know justify the idea of scamming or ripping of of someone

[celest comet]

White escapes through h3

[wintry thicket]

king eats rook

[past marten]

how is it black to win

[quiet hemlock]

how is the pawn is move

[celest comet]

White doesn't go Rf1 but Kh2

[stray haven]

Government also scams us
But we don't blame them

[uneven wolf]

nice mate

[tiny copper]

Check out this #chess game: Checkers vs Binosauro - https://www.chess.com/live/game/166295514512

[frosty peak]

Checkers (962) vs. Binosauro (935)

Move List

1. f4 d5 2. Nf3 Bg4 3. e3 Nf6 4. h3 Bxf3 5. Qxf3 Nc6 6. Bb5 Qd6 7. b3 a6 8. Ba3 Qe6 9. Bxc6+ Qxc6 10. Bb2 Qxc2 11. Bd4 c5 12. Bxf6 exf6 13. Qxd5 Qc1+ 14. Kf2 Qxh1 15. Qxb7 Rd8 16. Qc6+ Rd7 17. Qc8+ Ke7 18. Qxc5+ Ke8 19. Qc8+ Rd8 20. Qc6+ Rd7 21. Qc8+ Ke7 22. Qc5+ Ke6 23. f5# 

[tough saffron]

No, inheritely, your rights are limited to when it hurts others. Just because those people have a bad life doesn't somewhat JUSTIFY it. That's not how it works, neither did you get consent from those pepole to ask whether oh can I scam you?

[winter lion]

OH

OH MY GOD HOW DID

[past marten]

oh yeah im so smart

[tiny copper]

😭😭 idek wtf this game was

[past marten]

obv its black to win

[tough saffron]

That's why we have politics thats actively call them out to do so.

[stray haven]

Scamming also takes effort
Someone has given his all to learn it
Why can't they use that skill

[tough saffron]

No, scamming hurts OTHERS

[nimble arch]

ragebait vs ragebait

[winter lion]

There was mate in 1 i tought hat was mate in 3.. Yeah im quitting this is too embarrasing

[wintry thicket]

Rxf2 Re2+ Kh2 Rxf2+ Kxh3 Rh1+ Kg4 f5 Kh5 g5#

[stray haven]

A business also hurts its competitors

[hexed magnet]

bro read the guy's name who you are argueing with. You are not going to be able to use reason on him

[winter lion]

Nah im leaving omg im a dumbass

[tiny copper]

Filled with edgy 14 year olds what do u expect

[winter lion]

How tf did i beat IMs and FMs

Holy crap im terrible

[uneven wolf]

happens to everyone

[celest comet]

Old people are the most common attacked bruv

[slate tendon]

Ily

[unique bloom]

@jovial hinge beach you missed mate in 1

[tough saffron]

Even if you put your work into it if the outcome didn't do anything good to anybody then NO its NOT considered as a rewardable work or your own labour. A buisness also hurts its competitor not through scamming but strategic marketing and active media. Not googly beloney like your arguments

[stray haven]

@tough saffron
Anyways let's stop it here
People wanna talk about chess

[lyric sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-reze-arc-enemy-anime-chainsawman-gif-17103679961703428171

[jovial hinge]

lmao lemme review rq

[tough saffron]

😭 im js a professional debater

[stray haven]

They don't have much to lose

[slate tendon]

Darn! You got me.

[hexed magnet]

lmao

[winter lion]

No at my level i shouldnt even think about it. Holy crapp i suck rn

[jovial hinge]

oh lol lmao

[stray haven]

But a scammer has his life ahead
His starving family and aspirations too

[unique bloom]

how tf did you miss mate in 1

[uneven wolf]

I mean

[stray haven]

Anyways I am stopping now
I feel it's for the betterment of everyone

[uneven wolf]

even Magnus can hang up mate in 1

[winter lion]

Yeah but messing up this stuff is crazy

[unique bloom]

he had 4 whole minutes to think

[wintry thicket]

eats pawn

[slate tendon]

what in the world is this position

[past marten]

what

[winter lion]

Holy crap im terrible

[wintry thicket]

lol

[past marten]

we get it bro chill out

[stray haven]

I can relate

[winter lion]

Im 13

[jovial hinge]

cuz I been playing chess for 5 hours now

[slate tendon]

why ru going all "im so ugly" mode here

[tall flare]

guys have yall heard of roblox chess?

[unique bloom]

k

[past marten]

what country are you froming

[slate tendon]

thats..... okay sorry i dont love you

[uneven wolf]

he just said he's 13 tho

perfect correlation

[slate tendon]

yeah i typed and then saw it

[winter lion]

Yk because,Im a semi expert or expert i shouldnt even think

Okay nkt expert semi expert

[past marten]

being humble is good

[winter lion]

Or maybe quarter expert

[uneven wolf]

crazy

[celest comet]

Depends if you like beating kids

[tall flare]

all u have to do is not to give up and imagine that ur playing against ur dog or cat

[past marten]

answer my question

[winter lion]

Other thsn fide i dont have one rn,I did have past rating

[tough saffron]

who the heck put the brilliant there 😭

[stray haven]

Anyone below 2000 elo is a noob
200-2400 is where decency starts

[fallow lake]

i do

[slate tendon]

i mean im not judging a child here but in general constantly mentioning how bad you are just makes it looks like u want ppl to say "no u arentttt" or some sorta lack of self-confidence

[unique bloom]

he is trying to become worse then me in chess not acceptable

[pulsar isle]

diabolical blunder from the opponent

[tall flare]

so am i bottom infinite then?

[stray haven]

100 elo

[fallow lake]

what does that actually mean

[past marten]

i just said stuff to say stuf

[stray haven]

I am with you brother
We rise together

[pulsar isle]

LOLLL he was actually 487 elo before i beat him somehow

must be matchmaking luck

[past marten]

exactly what he said bro hes on a generational run

[nimble arch]

ignore troll

[winter lion]

But i just dont have a rating because i play only at parks and otb outside of fide.

Rn i dont,But i used to

[uneven wolf]

has anyone ever tried alien gambit

[stray haven]

I was talking about chess.com elo
Which you ought to play as you are in their server

[uneven wolf]

my gambit, my legacy

[fallow lake]

its ass

[tough saffron]

me

[stray haven]

I am noob

[pulsar isle]

zinky zoogle, gloogle vorp, bogos binted?

[past marten]

idk but the alien gambit guy did

[slate tendon]

witty??? is that you???

[winter lion]

I dont have one rn which i play,But i used to

[tough saffron]

Only witty is good at it because even hikaru said it, he knows the theory too much when NOBODY else knows it

[stray haven]

Ahh
Ok
May the sun shine on you brother

[past marten]

im very sure hes joking

[uneven wolf]

photos printed?

[winter lion]

thanks

[slate tendon]

bro i sorta know alien gambit but once i got prepped so hard some random mf prepped AGAINST the alien gambit like 20 moves deep

[past marten]

low chance ragebaiting

[slate tendon]

i was flabbergasted

[past marten]

likely just wants to have fun and is bored

[fallow lake]

i think ur the king of ragebait

[tough saffron]

You got read like a danm book

[uneven wolf]

woah

[slate tendon]

yahhhh

[stray haven]

Who do you think is better
Neymar or mbappe

[past marten]

thanks bro ily

platonically

[uneven wolf]

all hail dictator mbappe

[tough saffron]

Neymar in terms of career

[tough saffron]

😭

[winter lion]

But rn i think i suck i think i am 1800 level. On best days i play like a 2200 because i have a ton of accurste games

[stray haven]

Even in terms of career
I feel mbappe is ahead

[tough saffron]

bro blundered

[winter lion]

Like 94% around that in classical on best days

[stray haven]

Ykb

[past marten]

i stay true to my beliefs

[stray haven]

It's time for the Madrid Derby
Lessgooo

[tough saffron]

I like Neymar better I guess because of his playstyle joga bonito

[slate tendon]

tbh i think you should focus on improving instead of trying to find your current level

[unique bloom]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ohio-sad-happy-ohiosad-Ae5ZemW4yk9lFDmgDS

[crimson forum]

I think I play like a 1900 but sometimes I play like a ultra GM

[stray haven]

In terms of aesthetics
He is probably the best

[winter lion]

Thats exactly what im doing rn

[slate tendon]

good then

[stray haven]

But football isn't only about dribbling and beauty

[winter lion]

Thanks!

[tall flare]

guys messi or magnus

[slate tendon]

ur welcome :D

[stray haven]

Ronaldo

[tough saffron]

Can anyone give me some hella defensive openings ( for both white and black)

[winter lion]

Mangoose

[crimson forum]

A random Norwegian guy

[pulsar isle]

this lowkey made my day, i reached a new peak elo and now have something to laugh about when i think about chess for the rest of the night

[winter lion]

French is good

[slate tendon]

with white smith morra gambit with black englund gambit

[past marten]

is magnus real

[tough saffron]

I tried french the all the variations are so boring

[honest brook]

are you real

[winter lion]

bruh

[crimson forum]

Alien gambit

[tough saffron]

You decided to bring the 2 most aggressive ones

[stray haven]

Only Allah is real

[pulsar isle]

LOLL

[winter lion]

Exactly.

[tough saffron]

bruh

[winter lion]

And its defensive

[tough saffron]

imma do hippo defense

[honest brook]

isn't gambling against what he wants

[stuck mesa]

wag

[nimble arch]

yo what

[past marten]

maybe?

[slate tendon]

yeah i dont like defending i always top

[uneven wolf]

what's the difference between french and carokann

[winter lion]

Ok,Hikaru plays it so i cant comment

[past marten]

take a gamble and pick cuz idk

[uneven wolf]

don't you just block your bishop

[humble eagle]

which bishop that sucks

[winter lion]

E6 is french c6 is can

[stray haven]

I am not real
So what ever I do is also not real

[lone totem]

💀

[tough saffron]

same idea but caro kann js is easier prob

[lone totem]

[pulsar isle]

im sub 500 elo, explain the issue here 😭

[winter lion]

Oh come on

[tough saffron]

If you do block ur bishop, your just prob stupid

[nimble arch]

backrnak matee

[crimson forum]

Checkmate In one

[winter lion]

M1

[humble eagle]

but you get d5

[pulsar isle]

OHHHH

[tough saffron]

DA ROOK

[pulsar isle]

i definitely didnt look at it hard enough lol

[slate tendon]

he prob messed up the move order lmao

[pulsar isle]

THE ROOOOK

[stray haven]

Even a 200 elo understands that

[nimble arch]

uh I dont think its a move order thing

[uneven wolf]

I mean the light squared bishop

[nimble arch]

bro went 'me attack bishop' and died

[uneven wolf]

but eh I don't know theory aside from first 2 moves

[winter lion]

Guys i want more puzzles

[tough saffron]

wdym how does it block that

[honest brook]

it's french theory

[pulsar isle]

smh be nice i didnt examine it too deeply

[slate tendon]

that could also very well be true
his rating is scary if thats the case

[tough saffron]

im pretty sure doesn't french still have variations where it opens?

[pulsar isle]

its not my game gng

[humble eagle]

exchange yes

[lone totem]

the caro kann doesnt block the bishop + it's slightly more imbalanced than the french immediately (c-pawn to e-pawn)
But it does spend a tempo going for the c5 break later, which the french can do 1 move faster

[honest brook]

that depends on white

[pulsar isle]

i love chess

[tender bluff]

anybody wanna play bullet?

[uneven wolf]

because you push your pawn to e6?

[pulsar isle]

so much so that im gonna pay a chess nerd 40 bucks an hour to coach me lol

[crimson forum]

The counter for French is alien gambit bonjour variation

[stray haven]

If you want
I can be nice
But being nice never benefits someone
They should know where they lack to improve

[lone totem]

@uneven wolf basics ig

[winter lion]

I mean i can coach you for free

[pulsar isle]

😭 bro i said, its not my game so i didnt examine it too deeply, its not that i suck lol

[winter lion]

Rn i can give you a fire course for free

[honest brook]

u a smart fellow

[winter lion]

Puzzles

[pulsar isle]

whats ur elo

[uneven wolf]

I know carokann doesn't

[obtuse flicker]

Guys what does this mean
Nbd2

[stray haven]

My bad
I apologise

[uneven wolf]

I meant the french

[tough saffron]

yeah either way you can still js play c4? i think i can imagine, but its still you can develop your bishop that way

[uneven wolf]

okay stop I don't want to learn an entire opening at 1am

[pulsar isle]

is ok!!!

[tough saffron]

uhh r we talking about the same game?

[uneven wolf]

my brain is already tired

[obtuse flicker]

Thank you

[humble eagle]

the caro is lowk like asking to play a d4 opening when your opponent plays e4

[hexed magnet]

wanna play?

[winter lion]

I have a Under 5 Classical fide but,just trust me that im pretty good. Decently good. Since i beat every IM and every FM i ever played

[lone totem]

Yeah ur learning an entire opening tonight lets begin

[tough saffron]

try chessbook its good for learning openings your way

[winter lion]

Under 5 games aka unsolidifed rating

I only played 3.

[lone totem]

i learn openings from youtube videos and stockfish analysis

[stray haven]

You know according to physics
You can't touch anything

[uneven wolf]

isn't french d5, e6

which blocks the bishop

[livid badger]

the air i dance
and i saw it
nobody
i played song

[unique bloom]

the only opening i've learned from youtube is dutch

[pulsar isle]

ahhh. alright. yeah sure, if you think you can provide me the quality that a paid one can!!!

[lone totem]

e6 d5*

[uneven wolf]

😭

[stray haven]

This statement has helped me a lot in court

[tough saffron]

BRO STOCKFISH IS TWEAKING OG

[uneven wolf]

ah

[winter lion]

Okay so dms ill just put on positional or aggresive puzzles.

[pulsar isle]

pawn brilliant in the big 26

[lone totem]

What the helll

[winter lion]

Ill try my best

[small jungle]

e4 d5 d4 e6 fr

[slate tendon]

also 1 am? damn is the war happening there?

[tough saffron]

teach me the hippo defense please

[livid badger]

best pc feature

[tall flare]

Guys, i just did a BRILLIANT MOVE BY BREATHING CO2 INSTEAD OF O2

[livid badger]

nice

[tough saffron]

😭

[lone totem]

oh HELL no anything but the hippo/cow bro do you want to learn b4 a3 instead

[jovial hinge]

😭 💔✌🏿

[unique bloom]

xd

[uneven wolf]

wym

[tough saffron]

js give me a defensive opening

[stray haven]

Bro how tf he got timed and i didn't
I deserved it more

[lone totem]

e3 b3

[uneven wolf]

okii

[tough saffron]

uhh what opening is that agian

ooo

[lone totem]

The Nimzo-Larsen, 1.b3 2.bb2

[slate tendon]

the timezoneee im at turkey and if its 2 hours later for you ur probably at my east
which would be the place of war

[jovial hinge]

🤣

[tough saffron]

wat about for blaack

im extremely defensive so playing a offensive or gambit js makes me fumble 😭

[crimson forum]

What About if I'm versing a GM

[lone totem]

e6 b6 😼
You can also opt for the Pirc (1.d6) its very strong if played right

[livid badger]

but ur slower

[hexed magnet]

pirc is boring tho, play a real opening

[stray haven]

I tried to say the same things in a football server
I got banned after my 3rd statement

[tough saffron]

hmm ok

[lone totem]

You're 500-999 bro you dont have a style yet, try out everything

[uneven wolf]

yeah but I'm far-far east

[elder hedge]

uh does anyone wanna play chess lol

[uneven wolf]

like bordering china east

[jovial hinge]

xdxd

[slate tendon]

oh then good

[hexed magnet]

i used to play it but around 1800 i switch to sicilian and it was such a good descision

[tough saffron]

huh

[livid badger]

https://tenor.com/view/gd-caption-meme-funny-ok-gif-3043448294872713707

[tough saffron]

why does it say 500

[hoary edge]

nah im crazy widit

[crimson forum]

Try Italian or alien gambit

[livid badger]

me too

[jovial hinge]

we climbing hard chaf

[tough saffron]

hell no thats the exact defenition of offensive

[livid badger]

bro🥀

[past marten]

thats a brilliant sacrifice wym

[tough saffron]

oh

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 937 (1057 peak)
Blitz: 839 (1091 peak)
Bullet: 721 (1081 peak)

[lone totem]

Italian ✅
Alien gambit 💀 ❌

[hexed magnet]

why is your name that

[crimson forum]

Its very good though

Alien gambit OP

[livid badger]

blunder

[lone totem]

Alien isnt really offensive, its just bad
Italian can be both offensive and positional thats why i love it

[tough saffron]

unless you know like crazy deep theory, its not

[uneven wolf]

🐘

[crimson forum]

But most people in 500 range don't know the moves

[slate tendon]

i'll sleep now ppl, have a nice day/night!! ily all 💓💓

[tough saffron]

SO DO YOU

[lone totem]

No no
Its strong BECAUSE people dont know deep theory at low elo

[crimson forum]

Just know deep theory

[tough saffron]

[hoary edge]

why is your name immortal sun

[livid badger]

most people dont play in 500 range

[crimson forum]

I know all the moves

[uneven wolf]

goodnight ❤️

[stray haven]

Then get me a girl

[livid badger]

Be6 and gg

[crimson forum]

I play alien gambit for most of everything

[hexed magnet]

at least mine is normal. I'm polish bro, i know what your name means

[crimson forum]

I still win if they go there

[crimson sky]

who can buy me hitman world of assasination on steam for 2.79 pounds bc im poor asf pls😔

[lone totem]

I kinda agree
Do tactics, play games, dont worry that much bout openings

[livid badger]

buy gd its better

[hoary edge]

alright

[stray haven]

I downloaded it for free lmao

[tough saffron]

ts is js tiring bro

[uneven wolf]

you're most likely just hit a smurf

[crimson forum]

Does anyone know the best gambit to beat a GM again?

[crimson sky]

pls buy me it pls

[stray haven]

Use piracy bro
Safe n easy

[crimson sky]

no virus

[lone totem]

Yo gng if its singleplayer just pirate it from fitgirl repacks 🤣 ✌️

[hexed magnet]

bro we all know you're just editing the moves to make that show up

[tough saffron]

no cheating accusations

[rustic crag]

anywyas chekc uot tish btrillaint moev

[stray haven]

Lmao
What a noob

[tough saffron]

IM LTITERALLY NOT

[uneven wolf]

EVERY person that claims to be below 1000 elo here is just picking on weaker opponents as a 2000+ or sum

[lone totem]

fitgirl doesnt have viruses

[hexed magnet]

sure

[crimson sky]

say on god bro does it support vr bc the og game does

[lone totem]

I claim to be 2000 but im actually U1000 trust

[small jungle]

Vro knows about fitgirl

[stray haven]

It was a dollar a month ago

[lone totem]

On god bro
Idk about vr tho

[crimson forum]

Same

[uneven wolf]

🥹

[jovial hinge]

LMFAO

[uneven wolf]

usual

why do they even do that

go bully your real opponents

[empty mortar]

Bro is not American

[tough saffron]

SEE IM NOT LYING

[stray haven]

Nice voice brother

[jovial hinge]

UNC got beat with 70 percent accuracy lmao

[lone totem]

An indian femboi named Translucent told me about it
Used it for dead cells

[tough saffron]

sorry i could speak normally but rn im js so tired sorry 😭

[tough saffron]

FRAHHH

[empty mortar]

If you have a low end laptop and cc ran local analysis it could flag it as brilliant

[small jungle]

How did u not know it vro

[unique bloom]

kyano

[hexed magnet]

buddy ur not cool for that

[empty mortar]

After all it sacrifices material for 1 total tempo

All I could think of

[stray haven]

If you can save a kid by killing 5 75+ Uncs
Would you do that?

[hexed magnet]

ooh you want me to show you a super agressive line that you can play. I haven't studied it but its super sharp and dangerous for black

[empty mortar]

Depends

[lone totem]

Its e4 c5 Nf3 e6 d4 cxd4 Nxd4 a6 h3!! Btw

[crimson forum]

Nothing

[uneven wolf]

yeah

[stray haven]

A kid has his whole life ahead

[tough saffron]

that js sounds cool

[jovial hinge]

@ebon harness 84 accuracy is hacking if ur blundering pieces?

[tough saffron]

lemme try that

[stray haven]

Same

[crimson sky]

who can buy me hitman world of assasination on steam for 2.79 pounds bc im poor asf pls😔

[lone totem]

Would i be charged for murder?

[stray haven]

No

[lone totem]

ok sure why not

[crimson forum]

If you do nothing no

[hexed magnet]

https://www.chess.com/classroom/taboo-orange-block

[livid badger]

no

[stray haven]

Your choice has no consequence

[empty mortar]

If you are bound only by the law, what kind of person are you

[crimson forum]

It always does

[stray haven]

A kid has his whole life ahead

[lone totem]

I sure hope donald trump is one of those +75s bro

[uneven wolf]

[stray haven]

Not in a theoretical case

[livid badger]

what if the 5 75+ uncs do aswell

[empty mortar]

75+ uncs are not responsible for his life

[lone totem]

[crimson forum]

What if the 5 people were your family members then what would you pick

[stray haven]

We use probability

[livid badger]

possibility

[lone totem]

Lowk still picking the kid

[stray haven]

Random 5
Less probability

[crimson sky]

who can buy me hitman world of assasination on steam for 2.79 pounds bc im poor asf pls😔

[empty mortar]

You don’t get to decide for them

[livid badger]

buy gd

[glacial ivy]

hi huzz

[empty mortar]

This has no moral grounds

[livid badger]

hi

[crimson sky]

i already have geometry dash pls buy me it

[lone totem]

Bro when he can literally pirate ts for no risk

[crimson forum]

What if the 5 were multi billionares

[empty mortar]

Foid go away you hateful creature

[livid badger]

sell gd, buy that game and buy gd again

[crimson sky]

i dont trust piration theres high risk

[stray haven]

Then that's better

[uneven wolf]

I'm spamming that button

[crimson sky]

played it for too long cant refund

[lone totem]

Son there is NONE ☠️

[livid badger]

dont play it for long

[empty mortar]

Commie spotted

[hexed magnet]

@dire apex thats the line

[crimson sky]

who can buy me hitman world of assasination on steam for 2.79 pounds bc im poor asf pls😔

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-larp-larp-larp-sahur-sahur-larp-larping-gif-18307483096237429166

[stray haven]

Lmao
Don't talk like a smooth buttery brain

[crimson forum]

What if they offered you bil to save them

[livid badger]

if u dont have money u dont deserve a paid game

[lone totem]

Bro mightve plunged a few countries into poverty tho 😭

[stray haven]

Then I would take it and won't save the kid

[crimson forum]

So my option was better

[lone totem]

Lowk multibillionaries do be paying charity

[stray haven]

Only if I get a mil

[honest brook]

ew wtf why he whispering

Anyway that man's hairline is a gust of wind away from flying off

[uneven wolf]

they live off the system not really contribute

[neat atlas]

What with the mrbeast scam

[lone totem]

Gang fitgirl is 100% safe trust

[crimson sky]

pls buy me hitman world of assasination on steam for 2.79 pounds bc im poor asf pls😔

[uneven wolf]

imagine the amount of epstein's team you'd get rid of

[humble eagle]

why do i always have to giga complicate

[empty mortar]

Ok man I’m trusting you with my life

[livid badger]

bots log in the account and send it everywhere

[honest brook]

hahaha broke ass hell no

[lone totem]

I gotchu dw

[stray haven]

Steam unlocked and dodi are safe too

[lone totem]

Steamunlocked is not fully moderated

[empty mortar]

Steam unlocked 😭 son 💔

[lone totem]

its midrisk

[stray haven]

It's safe
Have used it for too long

[stray haven]

But fitgirl is the best
I agree

[honest brook]

I hope you get exiled from your country

[lone totem]

<@&745328830649991179> bro im uncomfortable

[stray haven]

Faster and more secured

[neat atlas]

Hopefully my account didn't get hacked

[stray haven]

Brother is promoting piracy here lmao

[crimson sky]

@uneven nova

[livid badger]

no its bots they dont do anything anyway

[lone totem]

Eh

[stray haven]

He is not the owner

[honest brook]

who doesn't pirate in the big 2073

[crimson sky]

im not a immigrant like u so i dont have to worry

[lone totem]

Ts not tuff

[honest brook]

I live in my birth country 😭

[stray haven]

Everyone does

[crimson sky]

son where is birth country

[honest brook]

Where I was born????

[uneven wolf]

they don't come to discord servers begging for a game

[crimson sky]

called satire

[stray haven]

Antartica
I live there too

[uneven wolf]

asked over 3 times and calls ts a satire

[honest brook]

fry

[stray haven]

Any piracy site for football?

[lone totem]

Lowk the economy would collapse if too many of them oofed tho

[stray haven]

Madrid Derby is on

[livid badger]

attentionseeking atp

[austere surge]

The queens indian attack exists

[lone totem]

we are saTIRED of this

[livid badger]

what

[livid badger]

soTIRED

[stray haven]

Nothing but Allah exists

[empty mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1411684544075006053/9wrwss.gif

[austere surge]

The fourth piece of the puzzle

The forgotten Indian

[honest brook]

ykw this old man coded but very creative well done

[crimson sky]

pls buy me hitman world of assasination on steam for 2.79 pounds bc im poor asf pls😔

[lone totem]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1282408738556346401/1427809288537116712/Feel_the_aura.gif

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

[livid badger]

stop it

[stray haven]

Why you all hate islam

[past marten]

yeah man we get youre a muslim but youre gonna lead people away from islam like that

[empty mortar]

I support women’s rights

[lone totem]

A lot of inherent reasons that you're probably not aware of

[livid badger]

as if your account dont make fun of it

[past marten]

this is not the convo to have here.

[empty mortar]

5’8 btw

[stray haven]

So
We too

[uneven wolf]

what do they even do other than storing up money anyway

[crimson sky]

why is he lying

[hexed magnet]

sure!

[uneven wolf]

diddling kids probably

[stray haven]

It's a harmless joke
No muslim takes offence

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/zamn-gif-23821732

[unique bloom]

is this politcal chess

[jovial hinge]

blitz is so random

[unique bloom]

blitz is so hard

[lone totem]

chess-talk is so ahh

[stray haven]

Me too

[empty mortar]

Can we get a mod in chat like what

[crimson sky]

just like me when you buy me hitman world of assasination on steam for 2.79 pounds bc im poor asf pls😔

[unique bloom]

this doesn't make any sense

[stray haven]

It does

[empty mortar]

I’m down to join the gofundme

[unique bloom]

it doesn't

[past marten]

<@&745328830649991179> wake up yall

[empty mortar]

If we all paid 0.5$

[lone totem]

honestly much of the action isnt taken against them BECAUSE a lot of things depend on them

[real holly]

Yo

[lone totem]

it is terrible

e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 anyone?

[empty mortar]

I can get behind that

[jovial hinge]

isn't that just bishops game

[austere surge]

I genuinely don't know if the queens indian attack is a thing though

I can't find any record of it. Most similar thing is the nimzo larsen, because it occasionally transposes into it, but there seems to be no actual written theory on the QIA.

[stray haven]

I am just sick there is no action on people mentioned in Epstein files

[crimson sky]

EFN?

[uneven wolf]

<@&745328830649991179> dissect him

[empty mortar]

World before 🌎 world after 🌎

[jovial hinge]

mods remove his elo

[lone totem]

Everyone is
Sad it's not on every front cover

[stray haven]

It's about justice
World will remain the same
We don't matter that much

[lone totem]

if we don't matter that much, how come justice does? 🧐

[uneven wolf]

kill off each one slowly then ig

[stray haven]

Yaa
I am just disappointed

[lone totem]

We are lazy and powerless ✌️

[unique bloom]

i'm killing your elo

[stray haven]

In context to world
Which you mentioned
Individual doesn't matter much

[empty mortar]

I’ll save the world dw

[lone totem]

Hey but be happy at least you aren't the victim tbf

[honest brook]

first action of business?

[lone totem]

Bo Burnham core

[empty mortar]

Tax the homeless

[uneven wolf]

mossad agent lwk

[stray haven]

Allah hu akbar

[past marten]

is that the jewish thing

[empty mortar]

What does he mean by that chat

[livid badger]

god is greatest

[stray haven]

It just means Allah's will
Why reactions?

[honest brook]

hmm

[livid badger]

idk why in chess talk tho

[lone totem]

I was almost tempted to make a joke my bad gang

[empty mortar]

That’s something I can get behind

[stray haven]

I can guess it probably

[lone totem]

✌️ let us hope so

[uneven wolf]

nah the i*rael's foreign intelligence agent

Epstein was one

[livid badger]

isfake

[humble eagle]

allegedly

[honest brook]

aiaiai

[past marten]

im by no means muslim but if youre gonna try to take any faith seriously your first job is to keep it to yourself

[empty mortar]

<@&745328830649991179> can we get politics out of here I just wanted to see london theory

[lone totem]

Ado song?

[stray haven]

Israel is a bad place

[humble eagle]

like the christians did?

[past marten]

ok bro thats just disrespectful

[empty mortar]

I think it’s secretly controlled by the Jews

[honest brook]

no im exclaiming in spanish

[uneven wolf]

pictures, the files etc

[lone totem]

💔

[stray haven]

Everyone hates them

[livid badger]

i think the same its always the jews for some reason

[empty mortar]

Disagree

[stray haven]

Except the us

[past marten]

new Christians these days are taught to shove their faith down people's throats

[humble eagle]

hahaah london theory

[humble eagle]

like they werent?

[past marten]

we are taught to evangelize through our lifestyle

[empty mortar]

We all missed you too

[honest brook]

i don't think this is new unfortunately

[past marten]

some protestants and def evangelicals do

[humble eagle]

thanks i miss me too when i dont think

[empty mortar]

Protestants aren’t real Christians

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kendall-roy

[lone totem]

Honestly i think being too tolerant of other religions just inherently goes against most major faiths

ok chess time

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/why-is-he-lying-wong-gif-5558347777370316415

[past marten]

yeah it goes as far as denominations

[empty mortar]

What chess piece do you think bin laden would like the most

[humble eagle]

what do you think about 1.c4 e5 2. g3 nf6 3. bg2 bc5

[honest brook]

rook looks like a tower

[unique bloom]

nuke?

[lone totem]

Bishop captures alekhine's gun

[empty mortar]

Im voting for the light squared bishop

[empty mortar]

Not this again

[past marten]

theres def protestants on here so yeah we should keep that to ourselves since this isnt a religious server

[humble eagle]

i can tell you its not the queen

[empty mortar]

Women can’t be terrorists now?

We need more diversity

[humble eagle]

no its a mans job really

[marsh cypress]

Guys, should I relieve IShowSpeed's username in Chess.com?

[honest brook]

holy

[lone totem]

I agree

[empty mortar]

„Relieve” 😭

[lone cipher]

everyone knows his username btw

[empty mortar]

Sonnnn

[lone cipher]

he showed it on stream

[marsh cypress]

What is it then???

[lone cipher]

You can just watch his stream

[lone totem]

I dont know ishowspeed's cc username 😭

[humble eagle]

you would like that wouldnt you

[lone cipher]

ur really weird

like actually

[empty mortar]

I didn’t like that

[lone totem]

Sixty Seven Mustard cannot be talking

[empty mortar]

Your name is 67 mustard

[lone cipher]

no because im not making an innapropriate nsfw joke

its different ur like actually a weirdo thats really unfunny and overall disgusting

[empty mortar]

Relax it’s chess talk

[past marten]

yeah youre right ill tell you that the Orthodox belief is we should evangelize people through our lifestyle
street preaching like neo-protestants is a mess

[humble eagle]

hahaha what did you do to him

[empty mortar]

I wont make that mistake again

[past marten]

anyways

[lone totem]

This is why Dataism is the best religion chat

[past marten]

please do not even joke like that

[lone totem]

whatever that is

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/smile-Hsb

[honest brook]

is that like praying to clankers?

[past marten]

moving on

[honest brook]

data??

[hexed magnet]

@dire apex gg

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jfk-john-f-kennedy-24

[empty mortar]

What have you guys even done to help with roko’s basilisk

[past marten]

yeah right i got a history exam in 2 days i should be studying what am i doing

i didnt even do my hw its 10 pm

[humble eagle]

history exam in 2026

[empty mortar]

Topic?

[lone totem]

Its more of giving importance to 'big data' rather than making deities out of em

[past marten]

general history
ww1 ww2 romania in the interbelic period and moldova during the ussr

plus tragedies like famine

[lone totem]

Which im scared is not that far away from being a reality given ts AI

[empty mortar]

Yeah good luck

[lone cipher]

its so annoying since lichess is better than chess.com

[past marten]

how old are you

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-bait-or-low-iq-bait-or-low-iq-call-it-call-it-bait-or-gif-11665902714889208022

[humble eagle]

ww1 ww2 and two pieces of irrelevance

[lone totem]

Lichess vs chess.com in big 26 ✌️

[empty mortar]

Good rage bait I respect that

[humble wing]

hi chat

[lone cipher]

why do people on chess.com get so mad when others say lichess is better

literally generational ragebait

[lone totem]

I like both idk

[empty mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1411684544075006053/9wrwss.gif

[humble wing]

bro, i cant say hi

[past marten]

do you just want to ragebait

[lone totem]

Chess.com is more cutesy tootsy kawaiii and lichess id more GRR Angry 😠 i will take your soul and money and men have 2 sides

[humble wing]

you literally put the skull emoji on me saying hi

[echo sinew]

It’s better if you don’t pay for diamond I feel like that’s like lowkey objectively true

[humble eagle]

is this the guy on my team?

[empty mortar]

Im crine

[past marten]

do yall know about the famine of 46-47

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/succession-connor-roy-1

[humble wing]

...

[humble eagle]

what?

[echo sinew]

chess.com without diamond <lichess <chess.com with diamond imo

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/trump-trump-dance-9

[humble wing]

am i?

[past marten]

idk bro your pfp just pisses me off

[empty mortar]

Does anyone here even play chess

[lone totem]

Fair

[empty mortar]

Are there any reasonable players in chat

[echo sinew]

I think I am hi

[humble eagle]

thats cuz youre a disgusting little cat enjoyer

[lone totem]

Im currently on a 1 month break from chess during which I've beaten two 2000 fides

[lone totem]

good morning lunarian

[empty mortar]

No original experience 💔

[past marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189257616032026735/1451031813639245928/attachment.gif

[echo sinew]

I use com just because of the app bc I don’t think there’s a lichess app

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kendall-roy

[empty mortar]

I stopped playing and I forgot all of my side Catalan lines

[fallow lake]

guys does being drunk and playing chess at the same time go well???

[echo sinew]

GM! How are you?

[fallow lake]

i want to try

[empty mortar]

I genuinely need a new white opening

[lone totem]

I remember ma theory
Its all i remember

[humble eagle]

c4

[empty mortar]

Inhibits hypertrophy

[humble wing]

connect

[echo sinew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1118015825446699059/8FD4B144-D6D3-49BA-A63B-0071F6BD52F8.gif

[empty mortar]

Not optimal for looksmaxxing

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gif-846

[humble wing]

😭

https://tenor.com/view/scream-sad-scream-sad-nooo-shriek-gif-17131278336463773179

[echo sinew]

Connect your chess.com account

[fallow lake]

cool

[humble eagle]

i acc cringed so hard

[lone totem]

Pretty good 🌊
exams ended today, started 12th grade 🫡

[empty mortar]

Newgen

[humble eagle]

i remeber when you just had to mew

[empty mortar]

What country starts new grades in march

[humble wing]

"/connect"

[humble eagle]

now you gotta do double trouble peptides and bonesmash

[small jungle]

When 13th grade vro

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

[lone totem]

No, 2010s people are newgen im 2009
2010s should be 12yo rn

[small jungle]

2010s are like 5 wdym

[honest brook]

the hell

[humble wing]

what? 😭

[empty mortar]

08 would like to offer an allience against 07

[humble eagle]

this is too intelectual for me, i prefer ignorance

[empty mortar]

Those are insufferable

[echo sinew]

Why do u think I sent it

[rare osprey]

hows yg's chess going

[echo sinew]

/ connect

[humble wing]

back in my day...

[lone totem]

Indian CBSE board apparently
ICSE is peaker it starts on February

[honest brook]

maybe it's time for checkers dawg

[echo sinew]

Omg congrats!!! I’m so proud of you!!!

[past marten]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[rare osprey]

real the pain is too much

[empty mortar]

Does bro ever give up

[humble wing]

atp you're embarrasing yourself

[honest brook]

@ebon harness Yo IT DOESN'T WORK CUT IT OUT

[empty mortar]

Does bro ever back down

./connect😭

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nickeh30-never-back-down-never-what

[lone totem]

lowkey i need to cut my screentime to 15% of 2025 to survive

[humble wing]

🥀

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

Jestermaxxing in cc discord are we fr

[humble eagle]

@empty mortar whats your chess.com

[lone totem]

I dont think i can get a top medical college with 10 hours of discord vro

[humble wing]

avg iq of a chimpanzee

[empty mortar]

Not optimal for reputation gains

[echo sinew]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

@ebon harness

[empty mortar]

Im scared to say it

[lone totem]

ok isuxay

[empty mortar]

Privacy please

[honest brook]

remove the dot you subhuman

[echo sinew]

Pls dc house

[humble wing]

best insult ive heard this week

[humble eagle]

i challenged you

[echo sinew]

What does this even mean twin

[humble eagle]

come

[lone totem]

you havent heard of "chessically inclined"

[empty mortar]

Im in bed abt to go to sleep

Remind me tmr or send daily

[humble wing]

what even is that?

[humble eagle]

deadass?

[lone totem]

Someone who is too good at chess in comparison to other tasks

[humble wing]

you are disgracing your body

[humble eagle]

is it insipred by horizontally inclined?

[empty mortar]

Deadass I’m snug as a bug in a rug

[echo sinew]

Is this good or bad

[lone totem]

in 2025 ive discordmaxxed for 10hours a day
Need to make that 1 hour

[humble eagle]

your sentences make so much more sense when i realized you were british

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[rare osprey]

pfp is good if ur goonr

[empty mortar]

Getting there

[empty mortar]

What does this pink role mean by this

[humble eagle]

bro why do you have an anime girl pfp

[echo sinew]

What could this possibly mean

[lavish garnet]

gah-

[rare osprey]

not saying im gonnr

[lone totem]

Ok blud called Aubrey an anime girl

[echo sinew]

Because I’m a girl and that’s not an anime pfp

[lavish garnet]

there was no way i got flamed for eating an octopus.

[honest brook]

I hate you already