#💬〡chess-talk
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@whole star stfu
follow deez nuts
Congratulations
sybau
<@&745328830649991179>
everyone report him
i can simply make an alt account
<@&745328830649991179> @whole star
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Blitz: 2414 (2480 peak)
Bullet: 2505 (peak)
i can simply make an alt account.
.
<@&745328830649991179> this aswell
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Name: James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2415 (2437 peak)
Blitz: 2335 (2429 peak)
Bullet: 2169 (2206 peak)
Jarvis
IP ban this mf
you can also f off
<@&745328830649991179> we have a self promotor
<@&745328830649991179> ban the server
<@&745328830649991179> highly inappropriate behaviour
Doesn't work like that bud

Hy
some people man
<t:1774184272:R>
CQ <@&745328830649991179>

6 (mod included maybe)
<@&745328830649991179> self promoter @whole star admits to wanting to make alt account
He probably likes it
chill out with the ping spam
<@&745328830649991179> @whole star still here?
Why did five different people gang up on him?
Lol, sorry
pinging us million times does not make us reply faster
Felt bad for him
we do check all pings anyway
he still there
He was self promoting
anyways bomboclat
Sometimes mods don’t check
Nice
and you know that how
Salutations indeed
everyone knows
He was a mod before maybe?
nice assumption
so many times seen people not banned for stuff that they should be
Because he is an undercover mod.
he wasn't
Apologies monsieur mod we would highly appreciate the disposal of the riffraff
Thank you for your understanding
Ok
One guy sent like licking feet pic or something and mods were pinged and it took like 10 years to get deleted
Also no im not a mod never have been
exactly
Wild assumption lol
because we also have a life. Not here 24/7
Ah
Wtf really?
Well i assume other people have shift lol
so your claim about mods checking every ping isnt quite true
yeah the mods in here are so inactive
what shift
it is
dude
all pings are checked
then please hire more mods
You mods work in shifts?
also @orchid sedge you were still slightly better in this position
(your position crippled so quickly against me though)
we are volunteers
you are such a fraud
we are volunteers..
am i allowed to volunteer then??
No im assuming i meant timezones
as this other person said, people are many times not banned for stuff they should be, even when they are reported
Oh
oh we played together??? wow
Which one is @orchid sedge ?
Oh hah
surpriseeee
the snailer one
The one with 56 sec on the clock?
I got paired with cirrin once
fraud, like the layer from ultrakill?
(also won that messy game)
Nice
i thignk i was winning the whole game
and still lost. true fraud
yep, demolished me out of the opening but I was annoying kek
And then I turned it around at the end
every game of mine looks like that 😔
Why do y'all have such big usernames? (Excluding that i too have a big username)
i am +2, +4, +7 out of the opening and then seel the game afterwards
i need to coach you
Anyone play roblox here
https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/hikaru-and-gothamchess-te/dbooaamklijfogllbgookpiliaphkahb i hope this will help me become faster
70000$/h
??
i found this after my reasearch
every gm ever
how many people have accepted your free coaching offer
Insane pricing
vro did snail research
200+
special price only for manter
i did but he denied my request :c
That is basically for snails
well how many are you coaching
so manter
also how do you do the coaching @limpid sleet
like 5 - 15 or even more idk I dont remember
wild position
@orchid sedge send 6 end game puzzles
yeahh this postion was hella messy
im doing them only on weekdays
did u do the friday ones?
i dont remember if religion talk is against the rules or not so, good luck
@limpid sleet how do you do the coaching
Qg4, Qh5, Rh3
My dumb tilted ass was going to say en passant
qxg4!
I am doing what iam commanded to do
just ng5 no?
wait yeah Ng5
respectable honestly, amen
Ng5 fxg5 hxg5 and no way black is surviving
if u are beginner I would waste more time on you like screenshare, teach how to play chess, basics, principles, rules etc.
if you are an intermediate or advanced player then I would make a mindmap for you how to achieve this ELO and give you all tips and provide resources like my opening study/prep and some PDF books ( I dont use books ).
don't make it your entire thing though
hmm
lol yes
i am asking so i can learn how to coach myself lol
mf 💀
books are the key to improvement 😭
but I have never used it
why so many wheelchair people
coaching so ez
you are 2300 now, books can be useful from here
just notice what they dont understand and do wrong and help em do better
hes gonna beat me tonight 😟
hii anyone wanna play with me??
not really when he's coming into a chess channel just to do this
yeah im just trash at stuff like that though
i ❤️ mein system
no i forgot
how does the rating role work
yes || im currently using a book, given by someone from this server 🤫 ||
what do you do on weekends??
just finished my sistem and chess praxis
prolly linking ur account
amazing book
i thought so too but now that im doing coaching for 1 person she improved from like 1400 to 1800 in 2 weeks lol
nimzowitsch is such a character lol, love him
i am 2500 not 2000-2199
@everyone
noo ng5 is a blunder they got f6 I forgot
don't make it the entire thing that he does and I'm fine with it
0 brain
bullet 🥀
It doesn't consider bullet. Only rapid/blitz
2500 bullet let me guess
coach mai students
wassup mod!
bullet is all i play
how did you do this
<@&745328830649991179>
why?
did you do calls @harsh sky ?
<@&745328830649991179> scam photos
i only have 4 rapid games and like 20 blitz
no
thanks dark
Where can i find a coach
😂
what makes you think its a good idea to summon thousands of people
2600+
lowk just watched all their games and then went over them after they were done
@harsh sky would be the best coach 4 u
very time intensive lol
What is ur rating bro
idk wanna play?
im low and also tilted gng 🥀
He's gonna play simul against thousands
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Rapid: 2302 (2348 peak)
Blitz: 2139 (2223 peak)
Bullet: 2134 (2273 peak)
Yo whyd u ping me
feel like id win with the amount of intelligence im seeing
ok.
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Name: Ryan Godse (notgm_ryangodse)
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Streamer: False
Rapid: 1668 (1811 peak)
Blitz: 1209 (1565 peak)
Bullet: 1058 (1277 peak)
Nice @limpid sleet
That's just how the bot has always worked, sorry. People can see your rating by opening your profile since you've linked your account, but it just won't reflect in the role
is that fat nimzowitsch 😭
yeah, i don't really care anyways
ty, btw I achieved that 2300+ elo in like august 2025 💀
so you can see how im doing in chess
no thats me 🙄 why u calling me fat
idk
maybe you can tell when the coaching started lol
did you perchance die of pneumonia
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Name: James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2415 (2437 peak)
Blitz: 2335 (2429 peak)
Bullet: 2169 (2206 peak)
no i can't actually since you cut off the dates at the bottom
bullet doesnt count anyway
coach me :3
Finally i found a worthy opponent
idk how to coach bro
you need to coach me on how to coach
ohh hmm
sure dms
then i can coach you on chess
only not boring time control 😂
any otb and bullet
telll
Let's play a match
im gonna be paying an international master to coach me soon lmao
chess for people with no attention span
im ok thanks
i play otb classical
fym you need all of the attention span
bullet i am talking about
You're welcome (too much rude bruhh)
ew
oh yeah lol thats just pure pattern recognition
Looks like home but it doesn't feel like home😔
tf you mean ew
bullet is the most boring time control
Wdym?
:0
Don't know if you guys can spot the difference
what because people cant cheat in bullet?
yeah you're right 15s + 0 is better
actually its between rapid and bullet
real home
Don't play if you find this boring
no point in coaching no talent
you can cheat in bullet and its still boring
lichess is peak
Never said that
nah vro rapid is
the hikaru board and pieces
Anyone want to play?
u finna lose on time lil vro
vro recognized lc from the board, ur my goat
Got u
me

Yup 10+0
icy sea icy sea is fire
i am much more active there
you clearly don't know much about cheating in bullet lol
Your nickname?
wym also whats ur elo
isnt that a good thing
Nick?
Aditya_OPO
don't they use bots?
or some weird things
Who is the best candian player in the server cuz I'm from canada
i think a computer which analyses moves
I hate the board, lichess default looks better than ta
I'm looking for a great coach
im right here
Im from the US :)
Chessbrah
horsey board and horsey pieces 😂
keed what the fk are you talking about
1k
Same
Chess.com themes are the best
I'm going to send the challenge.
Ok
theres ✨✨✨Customization✨✨✨
Wsg chat
koth on lichess is peak
whats 3+1
Piece theme?
5
wrong try again
6
nope
king of the hill variant
gr
nope
anyone wanna play
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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 766 (800 peak)
its obviously 3+1 for a minecraft 3 block one up jump
Join GothamChess's discord- way easier to find a match there
they are all bots
I never played Minecraft 😭
no- they're not..?
no they all just ragebait
So are you
bruh
Use TLauncher maybe
im not my elo thing is glitched
On laptop/pc
Most of them are atleast 1500, a lot are 2000s
who cares about minecraft just play chess
ok
its the better game
real
-1hrs on cube game🔥
it is only 1 hour
"level fire tho" - This guy
plenty of 2000s in Gotham Chess discord
are we trolling
no
no
nope this is land of the low-elo
you coach for free? or is it paid
Gg bro
this server is comparatively stronger than gotham's
bro nobody coaches for free
no it isnt
free ones suck anyway
because they're all in Gotham Chess discord
incorrect
holy rook glazer
hi lol :3
we just don't want to play with you
4pounds for 2hours so 2 pounds/hr how do U survive
How about three minutes?
its the truth ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Should I remove the last one? The flashy one. What do you guys think?
I just do it for the love of the game and a little extra money for vodka
As soon as i heard phonk i clicked off <3
Hi guys!
Hi
no
my coach does✌
you are delusional
Is ur coach ur dad
Is it too loud?
yes
Anyone want a three-minute blitz?
the problem is that its phonk
Me
my dad died in a car accident

Nick?
Explicit?
arohi010
I sent a challenge.
.
typical Russian huh, do you eat veal too per se?
Aint tryna waste a precious minute listening to phonk
bad music tbh
It's not here yet
I'm actually Hungarian xd
dam
and I eat chicken and bread
whats ur elo even?
good enough
2500
weak
bullshit questions but are Hungarians always hungry
elos will be in roles if account is connected
it's hard to push
@gentle gorge unblock me
Then what song bruh
Every chess edit shorts use random phonk songs
yes
California Girls, it'll catch the audience's attention
I'm satisfied
bro is not 2500 😭
yummers
maybe I'm always thirsty not hungry but idk
dance on me balls
rn I ate so much I could explode
what is thaty
That's a pop song
and?
I just add a couple hundred here and there

respectable
add wrongly and you'll end up 25000
Well I never watched a chess edit with pop song
exactly
Back down to 350 elo i go
innovation
how did this 1900 fide guy find a draw 😠
like I'm peak 2400 but I'm 2300 so I say I'm 2500 and it's not that ridiculous
idk
my bad bro makes perfect sense
How am I supposed to do the epic moment when there's no climax on the song 🤔
I didn't even ask a question you dinglebop
how
I'm sorry
Just saying..
im a dinglebird
is it a rook sac?
because I'm 4000 km away from my pc and on phone I play like a drunk 1800
honestly just asking someone, any adult here, are y'alls life settled down
why does this guy keep deleting his messages like we care
like no more uncertainty
then dont make chess content idk
hi guys
I meant to reply to U but U deleted Ur msg bruh
hi
what? your messages are logged either way
kedi
b4 cxd4 Kd4 b3 Kc3 b2 Kxb2 Ke5 Kc3 Kf4 Kc4 Kxg4 Kc5 Kxf5!! Kb6 g5 hxg5 h5! g6! Kxg6 Kxa6 h4 Ka7 h3 a6 h2 Kb8 h1=Q a7 Qb1+ Ka8 theoretical draw
yes
oh yea
i thought the 1900s sucked so bad 😠
and you're legitimately no more private or secure by deleting messages 💀
rip elo
why are you obsessed with cats
Yah deleting messages will not help. If you really want privacy from your family members from seeing what you are chatting here then why not app lock? Just saying 🙂
ah
NZ is safe 😃
ı dont
turkey is safe
no I mean your personal life
they have kebab shields bro
Do not bring and say this here.
where are u from
Not Zealand
europe
Is there someone around 1200 elo who wants to play
your bio saying we are all idiots is so real, humanity is idiotic
bro what country
absolutely
new zealand
What's your username
not you
Oh alright. 
If that is the case then sure
yo
just send a link in dms
Send me it in private
hes from new zealand
i closed my chess.com account while ago and i want to create a new one but whenever i use my email it says an account already exists with the email and when i try to log in it says incorrect password,can anyone help
make new email
I'm back chat
!support
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wait ur smart
i have like 10 gmails for chess accounts
Get aload of this guy
Chess is amazing
So you do have 10 chess.com accounts?
only when bird opening
idk im lazy to try to see all
Including you
Give every account name you have. In DMS
Is chess good for your brain?
i dont remember also why
chessrot
no i play for fun
Having more than one account is not allowed in chess.com without support permission
oh okay i dont use them anyway is that fine
their names are random letters
Ok I get it. Now you've deleted your message
Still delete them all!
Only keep one account here
I NEED A COACH QUKCK
Chess.com coach for sure
a human
Thanks. By the way make sure to not delete the account you are connected to Discord right now. (Or disconnect your account)
Levy Rozman to the rescue!!! 
Buy a premium subscription. Pay to win 🤑
you coach me
Do you need a coach?
Then dm @vale vortex , @river yoke or other coach's from discord.
For Coach's on chess.com - here https://chess.com/coaches
Feel free to ask any improvement related questions here #💬〡improvement-talk or #1039982616159465595
Read #1040028251965358121 lot of advice!
im not doing all thatr just hop on a call ill sharescreen and tell me hat to do
imm here to win not to learn
So you want someone to tell you moves during your live games?
When you win the first game of the day no warmup:
people warm up ?
Im 300 
No gif perms 🥀
That's cheating. No one will help you with that. Sorry
first game is warmup
warming up before chess is crazy lol
ok fine dont tell me, guide me to how to do something DONT JUST TEL LME
Not during your games
like 300 elo i DONT EVEN KNOW HOWW TO CHECKMATE FFS
do i have to be concerned that my opponent from palestine suddenly stopped moving mid-game
hello tree 
yes during my games
Hello .
@proven wave its lit a tournament hosted by a bulgarian he wont care
As I said that would be cheating. And fairplay do care
BTW, Im at my 58 day streak. I hope the chess team adds the "Daily Streaker" Role if someone like me gets above 50 day streak...
ill give u 1 entire euro
just activity streak or sum else?
On Discord
deleted the ones i remembered the users to
No.
Pls play fair. It's always fun to use your own brain 🙂 you can learn.
whats yall's daily puzzle streak?
im gonnaa hit my head
i forgot
im at 120 rn
Thanks!
Don't
do it
Hi
its worth it
it wont help me win chess
goodbye
Who wants to play chess with me
Damn
if you wanna win just be good lowkey
We cannot always win. Not even grandmasters.
real he just has skill issue
im 300 elo lasdt time i last played chess
7 years ago
You should lowkey just play for fun cuz it's the best way to improve without stressing yourself out
wrong
Just give a few seconds to each move fr
Everyone was once a beginner you can improve!
Urm
Well, it's fun when you do brilliant moves
it is
Guys hikaru kinda is equal to mgnus
its "fUn" when you win
i cba improve i have the lowest attention span, i cant watch pawns move
if you aint winning then your losing 🔥🔥🔥
Yeah
That speaks a lot about your approach to chess
The correct way*
then don't play the game 🤯
dude last time i had all my pawns and he had only the king and he got a draw
im forced in a tournament
no you're not
I mean chess is about winning but also losing
i am
resign every game
they can't force you into a tournament
they threaten to shoot me down with a gun if i lose 3+
You're still making an effort to put up a good fight so that your opponent can be proud of the fact that they managed to defeat you.
Nobody likes an easy win unless they are a fan of pity.
This ^@vestal peak
lose 3 games and pray
my match is rn i dont have time to learn japaneese
I like the big numbers on my screen
nvm
and moving the pony ofc
not even praying can save my skill
i dont have skill it saves me
Yall Hikaru is Equal to Magnus trust
ohh do i use the big black pony to win
What is your rating rnn
Okay use it as a learning opportunity. You don't always have to win . I hope you can understand play for fun and improvement. 
uh
yes
QUICK SOMEONE HOWW DO I CHECKMATE
HOW DO I CHECKMATE QUICK
Qxf7
967 rapid
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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2061 (2064 peak)
Blitz: 2301 (peak)
Bullet: 2424 (peak)
wtf is thast
opponent needs to be bad
I DONT EVNE KNOW A TACTIC TO MATE
Bro we dont see your board
i pray this guy loses every game
Dayum
Actually, when I was stuck there all I cared about was winning too lol
GUYS IM PLAYING RN PRAY
There are billions of mating positions bro we cant know
It's a brutal phase
You just gotta get use to how every piece moves
e4 e5 nf3 nc6 bc4 nf6 ng5 d5 exd5 nxd5 nxf7 kxf7 qf3+ kg8 qxd5+ qxd5 bxd5+ be6 bxe6#
Pause tho
Winning is peak
whats ur rating rn?
i understand nothing but i will try to do it
1250
weak
Rapid
@livid badger if it works hop on vc ill meow
still weak
1850 bullet
You're just being rude atp
BRUH
no mic or speaker
hehe
You don't get to cheat and time control comes in clutch
ill remeber u if i win with ur tactic
10|0 or 5|0 is peak
What does that mean?
Hyperbullet is the real deal but people can still cheat with self playing bots
notation
You mean rapid and blitz
Yoyoyoy
move notation
no specifically 10|0 or 5}0
no 3|2, 30|0, 15|10 bs
I see
30+0 good for thinking
Yeah
who has that much time tho
I am slow but can we have quick 1 min bullet match?
I like long games when I'm really free
games dont last that long
@livid badger E4 IS THE SOLDIER AND HECANT GO TO 4 WTF
Yo
how long usually
i dont like bullet either
Yeah it usually ends with 17 to 18 minutes left on the clock
paid
i cant go e4
then play 10|0..
10mins max
GIVE ME A TACTIC QUICK
1.f4
Can I play that time control on chess.com?
yes
JST TYPE IT NOT IN ORDER IN 1 BIG SENTENCE NUMBERISE DMY MATCH IS RN '
Wanna play rapid with me?
in like 10-30m, can i DM u when i can?
yall obsessed with me🥹✌️
Sure
k
QUICK HES CHALLENGING ME
f4 f5 nf3 nf6
THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE
it does
I got 4 replies, the recipient, a funny remark, a side note, and a solution ruined by making it girly
bird is king
WHAT IS NF
learn notation or just quit chess bro
I UDNERSTOODF NOTHING IM GOING ON MY OWN
knight(N) to f(number 1-8)
Hey Ive played 90+30 training games
holy
Hai chat
hi* hi
I think my id ban coz it not opening on chrome
they gonna shoot you bro
Huh?
he said if he loses 3+ games in tournaments hes gonna get shot
FHQ U ALL IM LOSING
This guy is crazy 😭
nice
ITS NOT NICE
i just missed a M3 and lost. I feel so freaking stupid man and it was a simple one
fml 😔😔
its nice
- e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 g6 4. O-O Bg7 5. Re1 Nf6 6. e5 Nd5 7. Bxc6 dxc6 8. d3 O-O 9. Nbd2 Bf5 10. h3 b6 11. a4 a5 12. Nc4 h6 13. Bd2 Qc7 14. Nh2 b5 15. axb5 cxb5 16. Bxa5 Qb8 17. Qf3 Be6 18. Ne3 Nxe3 19. Qxe3 Rc8 20. Nf3 b4 21. c3 Ra6 22. cxb4 Qb5 23. Qe4 Rca8 24. Ra3 cxb4 25. Bxb4 Bd5 26. Qd4 Ra4 27. Rea1 Rxb4 28. Rxa8+ Bxa8 29. Rxa8+ Kh7 30. Qe3 Rxb2 31. Ra1 Rb1+ 32. Rxb1 Qxb1+ 33. Kh2 Qa2 34. d4 Kg8 35. g3 Bf8 36. Kg2 Qd5 37. Kh2 Qa2 38. Nd2 Qd5 39. Qe4 Qxe4 40. Nxe4 e6 41. Kg2 Ba3 42. Kf3 Kf8 43. Ke3 h5 44. Kd3 Ke7 45. Kc4 Kd7 46. d5 exd5+ 47. Kxd5 Bb2 48. f4 Bc1 49. Nd6 Ke7 50. f5 gxf5 51. Nxf5+ Kf8 52. Nd4 Be3 53. Ke4 Bc1 54. Ne2 Ba3 55. Nf4 h4 56. g4 Be7 57. Kf5 Kg7 58. g5 Bb4 59. Ng2 *
Don't worry, everyone makes mistakes
THATS LIKE READING CHINESE
oh ive played the same game before
THIS NHA STUPUD I GOT HIS QUEEN AXAXCHAXHAHXAHAHAHA['
Gg
Noo mann I don't get ittt ughhhh how could I have missed that
I can teach you notation
this who?
@vestal peak very simple
My guy, stop complaining
nice person
Hy
It happens to me
ni hao you meant?
yes
oh ok
I can't break the 600 border
play f4 i instantly got 1300 elo
from 1 game
GUYS I HAVE A TACTIC
😭
NOOO I FAILED IT
Wish that it was that easy
no u dont
I miss my pookie
I DO I WILL PUT HORSE AND QUEEN SO I MATE
no u wont
Ok?

I DO PAL
this guy is RAIN v2😭
DDUDE I SOLD
Fr 😭
???
SOPHIE RAIN
😭
who is that
me???
im hard of hearing excuse my volume aah🥹
Nxc8
Rxg8 Nf7#
F4 e5
fxe5
THATS RAINBOW HEX CODE WDTF
D6
exd6
Bxc3, Bxd3#
Kf6
I SOLD IT
king doesnt move to f6
Nf6
dxc7
Ke14
Nf3
Qxc102
I forget the line lol
IM GONNA K MYSELF WHAT IS THIS GAME
i dont
Ok
Hi
cheese
Why r u on an alt RAIN?
Dead chat
Apple
IM GONNA SET THE TABLE ON FIRE
fr
Womp womp
lets goo
Wimpy kids
Hyie
im gonna consume gasoline
Bd6
me too
Nice
Try alchemist
Vroom vroom
Dude is a car
e3
How about you try acid?
i tried already
Bxe3
Salicylic acid good for skin
Qxd4+
bishop doesnt go to e3
How about you try mold spot?
Qxe3#
How does it compare with petrol
gasoline makes m,e burp
i didnt make my move
FNJODSGJJ3#E IS THAT A MOVE
It smells kinda oooohhhhhh
Idk lol
no
Try Mycelium
Yes.
IM GONNA LOSE AND IM GONNA SHOVE A NEEDE UPP MY NONO
Ok?
i was gonna go nc3 but then u had m2
What do you guys think
skip
What is lm title
Don't care
I wonder how gasoline pairs with nitrous oxide… maybe we are cars
I WANST TALKING TO U I AS TLAKING TO MY COACH @livid badger
ew phonk
💀
wdym coach
Talking*
ur my coach guy
no i not
Why do you hate phonk so much 💀
shove ur english up ur dookie
22 march 2026 btw
Ok nice angry message
Bro let's play you play f4
up ur private part
What is your username
ok ur move
???
Kxe9394847378#
oh check my bio
5m or 10m?
Ok
Liar liar
ppants on fire
Womp womp
👍
i hgave 2k elo who wants 1v1
are y'all arguing or just having fun
nobody
bro
Hai sweetie uwu
hey guys, i just broke my record for getting 6 brilliants in one day now
He is just acting like a 9 yr old kid
hai honeycomb
hi yall
im literally witty alien
hi
A 2200 caring about brilliants U can't be real
hi kai U mutated once again
yes yes
brilliant better than mistake
i change to a PEAK game and book this time
@hallow heath yo
I beat cold sweat
@livid badger again?
SpongeBob's inner parasite I see
ok
I beat chess
sorry its true, brilliant in endgame btw
I have no mouth and I must scream
I GOT A DRAW OMG @livid badger
and movie or what is it
cool
keed 1v1?
No way
IM NOT TALKING TO U IM TLAKING TO MY COACU
hi 
BABES I GOT A DRAW EZ 1 POINT
rating / control?
witty alien did the same thing dude
i already closed the page but like uhh 4 great 6 good amazing 7 or something
jump from stereo madness
ok
not what i asked tho lmao
idk how to checkmate i just aim for draw w
🫃
idek what ur asking fam i havent played this shq for 7 years
Ok
what's ur elo
like 300
Probably 100
I'm 102 wanna play?
lock in

I
No
peak
Board is 8x8
Horizontal (ranks)are numbered 1-8
Vertical (files) is lettered A to H
K is king, Q is queen, N is knight, B is bishop, R is rook, pawn you would just write down the square where it moved to.
Captures is indicated with an x
- indicates check # indicates mate
1-0 is White win 1/2-1/2 is draw 0-1 is black win
same pieces on the same rank you would specify the file of where the piece moved from (Ex: two knights one on the b file and one on the f file, both knights can move to d7, if you wanted to move the f knight you would specify like this, Nfd7 or Knight on F file moves to d7)
For ranks its the same process
If 2 knights are on the same file we would check the rank number so Knight on b8 and Knight on b6 could move to d7, let’s say the b8 knight moves to d7, then we would write N8d7.
In very rare cases where none of these things can be differentiated, we would specify the entire square where the piece moved from (Ex: 3 knights on b6, b8 and f6 and I would want to move the F6 knight to d7 i would specify Nf6d7 which means knight on f6 moves to d7.
All of these differentials only are required when 2 or more pieces of the same kind can move to the same squares. YOU DO NOT NEED TO SPECIFY FOR YOUR OPPONENT. Promotion is just the square first, = means promotes to and then write the piece you want (e8=Q) pawn moves to e8 and promotes to a queen. Order of notation is Piece, capture if any, square, and then check or checkmate.
For en passant, the capture square is where the pawn ends up.
@vestal peak hopefully you read this so the chess notation I just sent doesn’t look like Chinese anymore to you. 😄
why not?
i ain readin allat
Btw I wrote all of this
gg

what happens if someone requests u for a game
I want to Play
what's ya elo
😔
ill copy paste thios for when i need it
I literally wrote it because you were confused💀
Blitz 680
Ah ok
its making me more confused
my user is tree_trees in 102 please go easy
bro is the one who wastes time
Its a notation guide
why is there a pole
Gg
@slim mortar i know which paw ndoes what i jsut cnat checkmate because im genuinelly bored to think of a tactic

GUYS MY GAME IS ON YOUTUBE WH OWANTAS TTO SEE IT
that's a drainpipe
No one
or a pole to dance on?
how old r u
what if chess was enforced in irl wars
pawn = Ø
knight = N
Bishop = B
Rook = R
Queen = Q
King = K
letter at bottom number at side from the picked square go all the way down and to the side
letter lowercase
example Nf3
- = check
= checkmate
x = take
16
Vrooflower please tell me who is the highest Rated player here that main f4
dont need allat
Markus marking down the 10yo
even my coach agrees
I forget
I can't believe bro is 16 😭
i dont coach
16
u might barely be old enpouygh for this app
doesn't act like one 
16 rook sacs
im not gonna write in all fancy words wdh
Fr
U DONT KNOW NOTATION BRO😭🥹
I havent played chess for 7 yrs
U act more maturely than him ain't gon lie
I Added you
YOU MISPELLED ENOUGH 
i havent either
alr
old keyboard
It's a little too close to the wall
I'm 13 💀
'enuogh" okay maybe but what is that bro
that's why I said what I said
Yeah
im taalking to 4 people at the same time wdh
flan maybe
Ok?
then i was correct
no one's talking to you
ru weird i jst got 3 pings
Ok?
Thankyou
almost 18, 3 months left until i can go on a date
they just clowning on u
Fr
dbi then
bro why some people have the most inspirational bios but they really the dumbest or goofiest ppl ever
fym you can
this is not a dating server
Yeah
f/a signle hot buff man
damn it
That's what I am wondering!
sent U a challenge lol
i guess ill leave.. :c
M21 future neurosurgeon looking for a shorty
...
yo
hi
Wtf?
guys vzz is a bad player.
@vale vortex lol that's cute?
GUYS TEICU IS MY COACH
Try again
no im not
Also yeah Latina preferred someone hmu
if shes cute then yeah
FR
who deleted my message
he blundered so bad he made sm1 laugh for 2 mins
me
fam ur 13
SAMEEEEE
he blundered his rook
I
Ok?
I hate chess
uhh i just answer it, dont be so serious im sorry
you care about age to respect someone?
Hai pookie
guys
Anyone Indian who wanna be my chess study partner? ( 2k + )
im cryingggg
Yes because young people have less experience and therefore deserve less respect
he said he wishes everyone gets hit by a car (im sorry for him hes just angry)
We don't respect unc like you
You should
whos we
respect is earned it doesnt come from living longer
bonglord deserves respect