💬〡chess-talk

[jaunty ruin]

i just got a 94.2 accuracy 35 move game with a brilliant

[nimble arch]

like oh no I made a blunder

well no shit if you didnt make mistakes youd be an engine

[jaunty ruin]

yea obviously

i was under 1100 3 months ago

[proven wave]

Luckily my mum and dad play chess. My mom even has a chess.com account.
But they both don't play with me

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/its-fine-meme-chess

[proven wave]

Only sometimes

[jaunty ruin]

gms dont hang pieces

[fluid crow]

My dad taught me chess but can’t beat me anymore

Quite sad

[proven wave]

Rare but they do

[jaunty ruin]

swear at least 75% of my games someone hangs a piece

[jaunty ruin]

only in fast time controls

damn fr

[fluid crow]

Nepo could have been chess champion from a 2 move sequence

[fluid crow]

They still blunder

[proven wave]

I guess sometimes we need to play bad to make sure they will not stop playing with us

[nimble arch]

brief reminder of what happened between fabi vs nepo in the canidates

[fluid crow]

I usually give him a knight or something for free

[proven wave]

Do you pretend like you made a blunder?

[fluid crow]

no just take it off the board

[honest copper]

hello mohit

[proven wave]

Hello Coach. It's been so long

[fluid crow]

I’ve been beating him since I was 7 so there’s not many sequences left

[heady gale]

How old are you now

[nimble arch]

what when did you start chess

[fluid crow]

What do the hip kids call it unc?

[fluid crow]

Around 5

[proven wave]

Same!

[nimble arch]

what

[zealous marsh]

that's me

[fluid crow]

I didn’t really start playing other people till 14-15

[nimble arch]

I started at like 1 4 wth

[zealous marsh]

@dire apex

[heady gale]

I started playing chess last year and I was like 12 😭

[nimble arch]

ok then you started at 14

I dont really consider learning the rules as starting

[quasi nova]

I started at 16

[north wren]

Mr acorn here's my rebuttal alright I crashed out too hard to I got muted but heres everything

1. Check my profile I literally have a 1100 elo account linked (the one I claimed was mine), again think logically here why would I lie about my own elo?

2. Both accounts I sent that you assumed one of them were mine both share games with MY account in common, why would I lie and say im a 1100 slip up and then send my actual account that's just dumb

3. Look at my message history, do I ever claim to be 2000? No I don't that makes no sense as well

4. Thank you for the glaze, I have only been playing for a month and I have been studying seriously Im competing at a torments soon, and as I am unrated according to USCF I will be placed in 1500 elo brackets and below and win my free $100

5. Your whole gotcha is that you asked for MY account AND people I beat, I was looking at people I beat and sent those users again no where did I say "this is my account" like that's the dumbest lie ever @dire apex

[nimble arch]

like you can learn the rules at like 5 and then not really do anything with it

[proven wave]

Yah i only used to play with my mom and dad.

[fluid crow]

No no no I was moving in the womb

[north wren]

bro im ngl this is w glaze you guys think im lying about being 1100

[proven wave]

Do you have permission for a LT account?

[heady gale]

What u on 🥺

[north wren]

whats lt

[north wren]

look at my message history also adderall so that may be why im dtm ngl

[proven wave]

Alt account

[north wren]

like my discord or chess.com?

[proven wave]

Chess.com

[north wren]

I have 2 accounts one where I have my diamond free trial and then my main other than that no new accounts

both are 1100 elo I've just beaten 2000 elo players I didn't think it was that crazy

[proven wave]

But I am asking did you get permission from our support team? Yes or no?

[heady gale]

Did you ask for permission to have an alt account?

[north wren]

uhhh

[heady gale]

You get free diamond if you didn’t

[north wren]

my dog ate my homework

[proven wave]

Because their account can get closed for account abuse

[heady gale]

[north wren]

i didn't know that my bad lol

[heady gale]

Say goodbye to your alt

[rose bough]

guyz what's your rapid elo

[heady gale]

[proven wave]

You can still let the support team know
!alt

[glass robin]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[fluid crow]

I’ve never activated my free diamond and prob should

[lost pecan]

1687

[rose bough]

dang wut

[lost pecan]

Who wanna play

[rose bough]

I'm too sucky

[proven wave]

Wouldn't they lose all their progress? It's not really a nice idea

[north wren]

do I have too? or is this like a kinda optional thing

[heady gale]

Yo magnus what’s up

[proven wave]

You have to. Otherwise you risk your account to get closed 😅

[north wren]

catch me if you can mr mod

[proven wave]

We do.

[north wren]

focus on cheaters not alt accounts jesus

[lost pecan]

Wanna play?

[heady gale]

What if I forgot my password for my main and made another one? @proven wave

[north wren]

whats ur elo

[heady gale]

[lost pecan]

1687

[north wren]

sure

[fluid crow]

I think I would cry I’m my account was closed

[proven wave]

We are not fairplay.
And yes chess.com does focus on cheaters but also on other things

[lost pecan]

Ahmeeddchess

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jong-Un Kim (kimmyfromnorthkorea)

This is the Chess.com profile of kimmyfromnorthkorea. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Jong-Un Kim (kimmyfromnorthkorea)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 913 (peak)
Blitz: 553 (562 peak)
Bullet: 557 (655 peak)

[fluid crow]

I wouldn’t have the will to grind again

[north wren]

sending rn

[lost pecan]

Okey

[proven wave]

https://support.chess.com/article/414-i-forgot-my-password-can-you-help-me-remember

[north wren]

@proven wave what if I hypothetically forgot my password to my main account, made a second account and then my dog walked over my keyboard accidently filled out all my information for a diamond free trial and then I remembered my other account login is that bannable?

[hollow locust]

So my opponent played this - the pirc, who has the better setup?

[kindred crypt]

_

[proven wave]

@north wren

[north wren]

that is a geninue question sir I'd like some guidance on this

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cheseu64

This is the Chess.com profile of cheseu64. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1051 (1141 peak)
Blitz: 705 (747 peak)
Bullet: 561

[proven wave]

The links answer everything

[north wren]

it even covers the whole dog walking on the keyboard clause?

[heady gale]

maybe it really did happen

[proven wave]

No.

Maybe yes? Idk

[lost pecan]

Dude im still waiting

[hollow locust]

Bro left the mod confused lmao

[north wren]

alright well I guess you gotta make be a site mod and admin so I can update that because people like me really need guidance on this

[heady gale]

What score do I need for first place in the weekend puzzle rush 🥺

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/think-deep

[proven wave]

It depends on who is joining

[fluid crow]

Prob 58

[formal lichen]

https://www.chess.com/game/166260929246
Tf did I do

[heady gale]

What???

[north wren]

@lost pecan gimme a sec ill get to you im about to be ready

[fluid crow]

I’m planning on pbing tmr

[heady gale]

Was it survival mode

[lost pecan]

Ok bro

[north wren]

@proven wave can I get mod so I can update some of the alt account clauses for more clarity

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[hexed magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[north wren]

send me ur user again

[heady gale]

Do mods emote in this server?

[proven wave]

To become a moderator you need to follow rules. And you already have an account without permission
But feel free to apply if you are over 18 https://www.chess.com/blog/KobraBytes/the-chess-community-needs-you

[fluid crow]

There’s a very thin line being tread rn

[north wren]

alright bro your old news alright just mute up

[lost pecan]

Ahmeeddchess

[heady gale]

oh 🥺

[hexed magnet]

Hey squirrel food! How's it going?

[north wren]

would you put in a kind word for me?

[proven wave]

Not everything has to be about money. You all can still have if you really love to help 🙂

[hexed magnet]

you're*

[north wren]

thank you mr immortal sun I needed the grammar correction

[fluid crow]

You get paid to mod?!?!? Sign me up!

[proven wave]

No.

[hexed magnet]

sure, why not!

[rose bough]

I'd become a mod for free-

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-sad-sad-mario-mario-look-phone-sad-look-sad-gif-17200741509957979964

[crystal gulch]

who wants to 1v1 me

[glass tartan]

do you have to play chess to be a mod?

[hexed magnet]

oki!

[heady gale]

what’s ur rating

[proven wave]

Okay bye my brain is not working

[crystal gulch]

1700

[fluid crow]

Bye! Nice chatting

[heady gale]

I’m good

[proven wave]

Thanks!

[exotic horizon]

Gn

[north wren]

bye bye mr mod thanks for all the guidance

[exotic horizon]

Your brain is glitching my guy

Have some good rest

[proven wave]

As always

[proven wave]

Thanks

[crystal gulch]

I love chess

[exotic horizon]

Hope you recover : D

[exotic horizon]

Np!

[crystal gulch]

I love chess I know it’s all about creativity

[fluid crow]

Little does he know

[crystal gulch]

Does he know?

:image:

[north wren]

@dire apex we should run the fade is chess to prove whos right like the medivial times

[fluid crow]

A certain player quit over the whole creativity thing

I forget his name

[nimble arch]

who cares about creativity

[fluid crow]

It was like trobby disher idk

[nimble arch]

overrated

[fluid crow]

Yea

That guy

[nimble arch]

Fischer was forced out due to other reasons

[tender charm]

Hi , anyone wanna play

[nimble arch]

and then decided to rant agaisnt chess because of it

and then in his late age he went back on his word and was like more chill again

[north wren]

gg

you should've won it was a misclick

[kindred crypt]

what did u take

queen?

[north wren]

el wiro

yes

[fluid crow]

in a moment of need I was on mobile and didnt see this

[kindred crypt]

skall

[north wren]

this was how I felt in that moment lol

[jaunty ruin]

lol

[real shuttle]

//.......sup

[north wren]

when you need wagari the most hes no where to be found 💔

[fluid crow]

omg not true 😭

im eating my pizza cant help it

[north wren]

here I am begging for my life and lively hood

and your eating flipping pizza

[fluid crow]

no im normal

[rose bough]

GUYS WOULD THE BEST MOVE HERE BE QG6 - cuz they checked me and my only option is to move my king away from my rook. Then their queen would take my rook - If I went Kh8, they could take my rook and checkmate me. If I went the other option, they'd prob find a way to force mate (I went Qg6 and won)

[real shuttle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bigbrainbarnes

[fluid crow]

i have a guy friend who does and people always look at him funny

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[lost pecan]

Lucky guy I mis clicked

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-yo-dudes-the-empires-pretty-chill-maybe-you-could-like-join-it-or-something-star-wars-meme-gif-7996809179631703272

[slim mortar]

If you are American grab an AK-47 and shoot him for eating pizza upside down.

[north wren]

yeah not to have an ego but I wasn't focusing the entire time that was a terrieble game on my partlol

you should've won that

[fluid crow]

my country has Strick firearms laws

[slim mortar]

Get a hunting license.

[lost pecan]

I destroyed u but miss click

[north wren]

brother lets rematch

[fluid crow]

I dont wana shoot bambi 😭

[lost pecan]

Ok bro cmoon

[north wren]

ill show you 10 toes and how the flippin sigma goes pal prepare for trouble and make it double

[slim mortar]

Call the Italian Mafia

Lemme guess your friend breaks pasta, puts ketchup on pasta

[modern nova]

Am I winning? white

no

grass is purple ofc

[keen plover]

who wants to play some rapid

[honest brook]

idk but you lost a rook here for nun it seems

y tf messages keep vanishin

[lost pecan]

@north wren train then come

[north wren]

?

[keen plover]

wym

[north wren]

im not focused rn run it back rq

[keen plover]

anyone wanna play some rapid

[lost pecan]

Im free but u would never beat me

[north wren]

alright run it back

[lost pecan]

Elo?

[modern nova]

Won via timeout after I blundered my queen

[keen plover]

500 if you know you know

[north wren]

@lost pecan play me unless ur playing him

i got my jams up and running

[lost pecan]

Let’s beat u bro them it’s his turn

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/cornball-corny-corn-cringe-gif-897539710037372218

[north wren]

ur done for pall I got careless whisper on

[keen plover]

anyone wanna play rapid im 2650 on lichess but i'll play on chess.com

[jaunty ruin]

me

[honest brook]

why is your chesscom under 1k then

[keen plover]

cause im not bothered getting it up

[keen plover]

ok whats ur elo

[jaunty ruin]

1600 sum

are you actually 2600?

[short otter]

Thank you satan my prayers have been answered

[keen plover]

on lichess yea but its in bullet i think my rapid is like 2300

[short otter]

I almost resigned like 20 moves ago

[uneven wolf]

💔

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/funny-chuck

[keen plover]

whats ur user

[honest brook]

thank you who?

[short otter]

Satan

[short otter]

Aye i didn't lose so i'm good

[keen plover]

anyone wanna play rapid

[jaunty ruin]

add me

[keen plover]

ok user?

[jaunty ruin]

oaakz

[uneven wolf]

that's the mentality

[keen plover]

also this is the rating

[uneven wolf]

I would've resigned by that point already

[jaunty ruin]

im in a game rn can we play after

[nimble arch]

provisonal

[jaunty ruin]

damn nice dude

[keen plover]

yea

[honest brook]

praying to the representation of evil mf u slow asl

[nimble arch]

thats strange

[keen plover]

how?

[nimble arch]

it shouldnt be

[keen plover]

how can i make it not provisional

[nimble arch]

send the lichess profile

[short otter]

Usually i do too but my last few opponents have been so shit that i assumed i could atleast survive

[keen plover]

ok but why?

[nimble arch]

there are multiple factors

[uneven wolf]

it stops working at like

[nimble arch]

if I can see the profile then I can figure out why

[uneven wolf]

700 elo or sum

[keen plover]

ok

[short otter]

You haven't read the bible in a while huh ?

[keen plover]

wait really quickly whats the highest rating u can start out in lichess?

[glass tartan]

hayzeus translated means Jesus

[nimble arch]

everyone starts at the same rating

0 games is default 1500

[keen plover]

so how did i start at 2106

[nimble arch]

you won a game

[keen plover]

and then it put me there?

[nimble arch]

mhm

[short otter]

We can gladly continue this discussion in dms . Chess server isn't really the place for this but i don't feel like getting cursed out today

[keen plover]

thats so dumb 😭 i

[nimble arch]

it really isnt

[keen plover]

so your telling me

off of one game they judge my rating

what if i versed some bad opponent

[uneven wolf]

it's to decide your rating pool as quickly as possible ig

[keen plover]

like chess.com has 5 games i think atleast which is good

[uneven wolf]

so you wouldn't waste time climbing up

[keen plover]

yea but back then i did NOT DESERVE 2106

i was like 1300 max but i got better

[uneven wolf]

if you lost it would deduct a lot too

[keen plover]

still though

anyone wanna play rapid

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[uneven wolf]

everyone's asleep by this point 😔

[keen plover]

its 3:26 am for me

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[fluid crow]

that message was from ages ago

[uneven wolf]

why not go to sleep?

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[keen plover]

chess is peak

anyone wanna play im 500 elo and want to get better im new

[fluid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-gif-12108769338363768989

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[uneven wolf]

everyone but you 💓

[keen plover]

anyone wanna play im 500 elo and want to get better im new

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[keen plover]

shes into you bro

anyone wanna play im 500 elo and want to get better im new

anyone wanna play im 500 elo and want to get better im new

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[keen plover]

not and this chats dead anyways

i will do anything for one game of chess gng

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[novel summit]

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[keen plover]

thank you

whats ur elo

[novel summit]

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[uneven wolf]

go get him tiger

[honest brook]

idc bro u do whatever dumb shit you want to be rebellious or whatever lol

[keen plover]

actually tho wat is it

anyone wanna play im 500 elo and want to get better im new

[lost pecan]

@north wren I gotta go

[north wren]

all good

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cuberkb

This is the Chess.com profile of cuberkb. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 153 (439 peak)
Blitz: 395 (peak)
Bullet: 120 (261 peak)

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[keen plover]

dang it bro

this is some smurf

[novel summit]

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[uneven wolf]

you are too

[nimble arch]

can we not

[north wren]

anyone wanna play?

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[keen plover]

wym

[uneven wolf]

fair matchup

[keen plover]

my bad

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cuberkb

This is the Chess.com profile of cuberkb. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 153 (439 peak)
Blitz: 395 (peak)
Bullet: 120 (261 peak)

[nimble arch]

nope. thats why ur rating is called provisonal. what is your account

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[jaunty ruin]

cracked

[north wren]

@dire apex play be buster

me*

[keen plover]

Imnewtochess12123433453

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> imnewtochess12123433453

This is the Chess.com profile of imnewtochess12123433453. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 578

[nimble arch]

on lichess

[crude dove]

i traded queen for knight. W?

[keen plover]

yez

[north wren]

w

[uneven wolf]

did you at least win

[crude dove]

yay im a gm nos xd lol

[keen plover]

Imnewtochess12123433453 does it not come up

[crude dove]

Yeah i won

[nimble arch]

it does not

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[keen plover]

wym

[honest brook]

what u asking us for bruh it's not a transaction

[crude dove]

i pinned bros queen with bishop and queen, but then teach came and threw my paper chess board into da trash 😭 (2nd time i said dis)

[nimble arch]

doesnt look that thats a user for me

[crude dove]

Im asking for advice brotato

[nimble arch]

you can try sending your profile link

[keen plover]

how its on lichess

[keen plover]

where do i get it

[crisp hornet]

guys what elo would you estimate a 1200 elo on duolingo chess is? 🥀

[nimble arch]

click on ur username on the right and then just copy paste the link after you hit profile

[honest brook]

you know the value of the two pieces what are we supposed to give advice on with just saying "W" for trading a queen for a knight in an unknown position

[north wren]

is duo lingo chess good

[honest brook]

No

[crisp hornet]

its decent but oscar is kinda dumb

[keen plover]

ok also i only have 33 games so i think thats the main cause

[north wren]

who actually plays the torre attack here

[uneven wolf]

the what

[north wren]

torre attack it looks sigma I just dunno what it is

[high harness]

Gross opening no way

[uneven wolf]

they be naming openings with whatever

[leaden quail]

who plays the London system

[keen plover]

might go to sleep its so late

[crisp hornet]

i used to but then it was boring

[keen plover]

anyone pls play im 500 elo

[crisp hornet]

found a better opening

[north wren]

wait till you hear about the creepy crawly opening lol

[crisp hornet]

sure

[high harness]

D4 d5 nf3 nf6 Bg5

[keen plover]

how elo is u

[uneven wolf]

[leaden quail]

[crisp hornet]

im like 700 something

[nimble arch]

suprisingly I cant see ur profile

and also uh link is above that so yeah thatss trange

[keen plover]

ok send user

[nimble arch]

it seems like you are 1200

[crisp hornet]

can u send urs

i lowk forgot mine

[keen plover]

thats in puzzles i think

2650 bullet 1200 puzzle makes sense

[keen plover]

just check bro im about bust pls

[north wren]

play me

[crisp hornet]

bro u asked to play me 😭

[keen plover]

ok fine
Imnewtochess12123433453

[crisp hornet]

i invited to a blitz game

[keen plover]

dont tease me like that senpai- nya

[crisp hornet]

rated or non rated

[keen plover]

idk non rated cause its 3 am

i aint losing elo gng this is my peak

[crisp hornet]

u got this

[honest brook]

Who won

[hexed magnet]

gg bro

[north wren]

acorn play be already bruh

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-gif-24405692

[uneven wolf]

I'm so bad but where does king go after Qxd7

I should probably sleep I can't even think through shi

[hexed magnet]

yeah you should go to sleep then

[honest brook]

White is in check

[uneven wolf]

ah.

[crisp hornet]

gg @keen plover

[keen plover]

gg good win

[crisp hornet]

thx

u only made 1 mistake rlly

[keen plover]

yea

im only 500 so

[crisp hornet]

it was castling ur king to the wrong side

if u castled to other side wouldve been safer

[uneven wolf]

seriously

[hexed magnet]

wait how did you make that a gif

[keen plover]

yea

[honest brook]

oo nice

[crisp hornet]

why are everyone's names red

[honest brook]

W info

[uneven wolf]

we're trusted

[north wren]

@dire apex play me

[honest brook]

They're mad

[crisp hornet]

how do you become trusted if you dont mind?

[keen plover]

https://tenor.com/view/thoust-knows-not-thy-craft-chess-funny-meme-harry-potter-gif-18375133615383217567

[north wren]

im 1100 elo brother why would I lie about ts

I have my account linked

[keen plover]

let me play u whats ur elo

[north wren]

you have as well no?

bahhhh thats pocket change

[crisp hornet]

i can play but only bullet

[north wren]

potato patato

[strong jetty]

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[north wren]

bro its not about ego its about getting better

[keen plover]

anyone play rapid i will do anything pls

[strong jetty]

literally

[crisp hornet]

ill play u again

if u want

[keen plover]

great another victim lets go

send me another rapid unrated

[north wren]

@dire apex lets just play and settle our differences diplomatically through chess

[balmy crow]

wwhyyyy??

[crisp hornet]

i sent blitz but its 3+2

[north wren]

its a win win for me if I loose it proves im ass which somehow you dont believe and if I win well then I win

[crisp hornet]

i dont have time for rapid

[keen plover]

ok i dont see it though

[north wren]

if i played hikaru 1 million times I'd probably beat him 1 time through pure luck that doesn't mean im good

i've only been playing for a month gng

i promise you im not as good as you think

[hexed magnet]

wait thats actually super cool

[north wren]

swear I won't

[honest brook]

it would have to be his power going out

[north wren]

pinky promise

[north wren]

nah it would be him dying bro im only 15 i got time on him

drake589

kingsgambit is my main my this one has diamond

i accepted

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[keen plover]

mb for smurfing im way higher 😭 gg

@crisp hornet

[crisp hornet]

gg 😂

i thought so lmaoo

whats ur actual rating

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[crisp hornet]

@keen plover

[strong jetty]

https://media.giphy.com/media/8rwQ9UBt3qybH6XR8O/giphy.gif

[uneven wolf]

connect your chesscom account

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[uneven wolf]

it's somewhere in the rules

[keen plover]

2650

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[crisp hornet]

i dont know whether to believe you bc ur role says 500

[keen plover]

yea but its on lichess

[crisp hornet]

u def played higher than 500 but u made some mistakes in the 2nd game so

[strong jetty]

https://media.giphy.com/media/gMF43MYE8SQAHvYnuA/giphy.gif

[keen plover]

i was trolling u sorry boss man

[crisp hornet]

hmm sloppy game for a 2650 then 🫂

[crisp hornet]

issok xD i enjoyed being trolled

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[keen plover]

dang well atleast ur getting improvement!!

[strong jetty]

https://media.giphy.com/media/zfCrLAsECl9bfTU9e4/giphy.gif

[keen plover]

only og ones know where this is from

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[strong jetty]

folk 😭

[north wren]

acorn told u im not that good lol

[honest brook]

2600 lichess like 300 chesscom anyway

[glass tartan]

https://giphy.com/gifs/funny-slide-pandas-xyRolGQHJDEli

[keen plover]

bum da run run du ran dan! upload intro

[crisp hornet]

thanks, hopefully i can hti 800 sometime

[keen plover]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-porn-gay-porn-medic-tf2-gif-5631004218353873674

[keen plover]

yea ur not bad

[uneven wolf]

Isn't it the other way around

[strong jetty]

of course you know it 🥀

[honest brook]

nauur

[uneven wolf]

lichess feels harder

[strong jetty]

https://media.giphy.com/media/ZkFfWbysmFwnfD6fUg/giphy.gif

[keen plover]

IT IS NOT HARDER

[uneven wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-chess-gotham-edit-thumbnail-gif-16650285053839229007

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dolores-jane-umbridge-harry-potter-3

[north wren]

alg we should play again but like Im telling you i am NOT that good

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[uneven wolf]

idkk just saying

[strong jetty]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbXB3NGYzMjRkZzB5ZndnZnQ5Z3NocGF2Yjd3NWpmNHRxN2RhYzFzaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/U335adiNvcKJGdACMB/giphy.gif

[north wren]

yeah true

run it back? idk how to play petrov it tickles my brain

[keen plover]

oki

anyone wanna play im new and around 450 elo

[honest brook]

you play d4instead

[strong jetty]

you ain't slick son

[honest brook]

or d5

[keen plover]

wut?

[honest brook]

ye u prolly are lichess farmer

[strong jetty]

2 minutes ago you said you was smurfing

[keen plover]

what is that

[whole eagle]

No ur not new..

[keen plover]

SAY WALLAHI when

[strong jetty]

WALLAHI u said it

[uneven wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-wallahi-say-wallahi-swear-to-god-put-it-on-allah-gif-698295551283075328

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/coke-juicylucy-juicylucy72-gif-21651957

[keen plover]

bruh can anyone play me its bc as soon as i say im a higher rating they dip

[honest brook]

farmer is someone who raises animals and plants for profit or food basically

[keen plover]

im a communist then

[eternal temple]

Check out this #chess game: Jonh_Tan vs FischersEpawn - https://www.chess.com/live/game/166262730842

[frosty peak]

Jonh_Tan (771) vs. FischersEpawn (797)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. d4 cxd4 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. Bf4 e5 5. Bg3 Nf6 6. Nxe5 Nxe5 7. Bxe5 Qa5+ 8. Nd2 Qxe5 9. Bd3 d5 10. O-O dxe4 11. Nxe4 Bd6 12. Bb5+ Bd7 13. Bxd7+ Nxd7 14. Re1 Qxh2+ 15. Kf1 O-O 16. Nxd6 Qxd6 17. Qf3 Nc5 18. g3 Qa6+ 19. Kg2 Rfe8 20. Rh1 h6 21. Qg4 Qc6+ 22. Kg1 Re6 23. Rd1 Rg6 24. Qxd4 Re8 25. b4 Ne4 26. Qxa7 Nxg3 27. fxg3 Rxg3+ 28. Kf1 Qxh1+ 29. Kf2 Qg2# 

[whole eagle]

I am 1750 rated. 😐

[uneven wolf]

go play regular rated cuh

[honest brook]

oh

[uneven wolf]

why are you picking on weaker opponents

[honest brook]

clock it

💅

[keen plover]

on chess.com im 500 so no and im not playing lichess

[keen plover]

thats good

[uneven wolf]

why not lichess

[whole eagle]

If ur 450 rated, y is ur role 500-900 rated?

[keen plover]

its like 550 mb

[strong jetty]

lichess is more peak tho

[keen plover]

do i have to explain

[shell prawn]

I'm losing my brain cells

[north wren]

@dire apex im sorry idek what I was playling lol

[keen plover]

YOUR IN THE CHESS DISCORD SERVER ARE WE SERIOUS

[honest brook]

isn't it fun to grind your rating back up against people who can't do anything against you

[glass tartan]

lichess is evil

[uneven wolf]

what could possibly be different about lichess

[keen plover]

thats why its unrated

[uneven wolf]

same game same rules

[shell prawn]

Lichess is my baby

[keen plover]

different players

[honest brook]

I'm telling you in regular rated games

[strong jetty]

we deadass and it's objectively more hilarious to say it here

[glass tartan]

lichess is demonic

[keen plover]

then how can i get a higher rating in chess.com by not playing?

[uneven wolf]

what about them

[honest brook]

bro I'm telling you TO DO IT

[keen plover]

sorry i thought the ragebauit would owrk

[keen plover]

ok

[strong jetty]

folk that don't work on me 🥀

[keen plover]

they are either bots or cracked magnus carlens that are actually 8 year olds in russia with an indian child

[keen plover]

working rn

[glass tartan]

chesscom is ok for people learning chess

[strong jetty]

https://media.giphy.com/media/h5KWqquLHkpV5CkWXg/giphy.gif

[uneven wolf]

seem like your type

[honest brook]

what does this sentence mean did somebody say otherwise

[keen plover]

I GET THE REFERNECE

[keen plover]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[strong jetty]

he is tryna say chess.com is better for beginners

[lyric sandal]

an iq

[keen plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-8646143375140190040

[uneven wolf]

yeah lichess throws you at 1500 off the bat

[glass tartan]

my suggestion, people learning chess should play here not lichess

[strong jetty]

too high?

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-to-that-gif-26257380

[lyric sandal]

just an iq

[keen plover]

real and you either get a high rating or the lowest rating ever

[uneven wolf]

at least lichess has free analysis

[strong jetty]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMTRsc2ZjZG9qdHFnZGp0c2dmcmN0dmlmdDVwb2J6MjJtYmZ6azdhZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/hqzi6uZ3e3Q3P0JARC/giphy.gif

[keen plover]

use chesssigma or smth

[lyric sandal]

chesis

[keen plover]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-ragebait-rage-bait-jarvis-clip-that-jarvis-meme-gif-11046632004782930587

[eternal temple]

Chessigma is bad wintr is more accurate

[strong jetty]

taste this supernova

[glass tartan]

alot of instructional things in here

[strong jetty]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExazlvb2ZuZXNjN2RlMnVvNm1hdTJwNHdzNDcwdmZzMXhocG9sczY1ZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/JlxsxYDJKnG1SJOVWK/giphy.gif

[near dome]

Am i W

[keen plover]

or that yea though chessigma game me 6 brilliant moves in a game which is like impossible

[keen plover]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebaited-ragebait-rage-bait-rage-baited-guaracord-gif-1491053584965813827

[rancid osprey]

Yes if you gain 500 elo in 60 seconds

[uneven wolf]

It doesn't pander to my one piece sacrifices and give a brilliant 💔

[glass tartan]

plus lichess chat on discord are snobs, and rude.

[near dome]

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE WHEN I SEND THAT

[uneven wolf]

chesscom is good at boosting ego

even if once a day

[eternal temple]

Fr

[keen plover]

https://tenor.com/view/comunisto-dogo-gif-15433861177915232836

all roads lead to communism

[glass tartan]

if i had a son or daughter and they wanted to learn chess, im ok them using chesscom

[keen plover]

ok bye twins

[glass tartan]

less rude people in here also

[honest brook]

If my children decided to play chess I'd replace them

[rancid osprey]

Maybe you yap about it too much who knows but first lets go do 5 mile jog

[uneven wolf]

if my children-

[strong jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-meme-mingle-dingle-gothamchess-gif-1708068014569255039

[near dome]

I only sent it the second time here rn💔

[rancid osprey]

Shhhh

[rancid osprey]

What

[near dome]

Alr ima send it in a different time period

When YOU'RE not online

[honest brook]

tsfunnyasl

[strong jetty]

icltstfash

[glass tartan]

if they ever decide to ban me for a week in here, i still mean what i said, for learning , this place is ok

[honest brook]

boy calm down they ain't gon ban yo ass

[rancid osprey]

How many times bro gonna postnit

[strong jetty]

what did you even say

[glass tartan]

they have in the past so

[near dome]

Till I get my times worth

[copper root]

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

[signal snow]

If you want to get good at the game never peaksit instead create a lichess account and grind there until you reach your next peak

[strong jetty]

what did you say back then

[strong jetty]

you know ball

[glass tartan]

posting non chess gifs

[rancid osprey]

What would that be

[north wren]

@dire apex ggs

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover Will you be able to play around like 10:30 tonight?

[glass tartan]

and other stuff

[strong jetty]

I have 3 times more games on lichess than chess.com

[uneven plover]

Yes.

[smoky sinew]

Yo9ooooo chesssss

[strong jetty]

ion think it's that deep wtf

[wooden sphinx]

Alright I'll lyk exactly when I'm ready

[near dome]

Getting tips from other people who will give me advice to get even better

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-looking-flight-reacts-looking-nba-2k-2k-gif-2382288751927489217

[north wren]

everything you play idk how to play

[rancid osprey]

[north wren]

yeah its all good bro 😭😭

[deft olive]

Yoooooo chesss

[north wren]

I just get lucky sometimes

[signal snow]

Same I have more than 50k games there and only 1.9 k on cc

[near dome]

Ok yea it's just for me getting praised 🥺

[rancid osprey]

Good job very proud of you oh ma gawhh

[honest brook]

bro just play on chesscom at that point who cares if you go down to learn to get better after

[strong jetty]

wtf 4am i didnt even see time go

sleep well folks

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[near dome]

Thank you

[honest brook]

zamn messi

[strong jetty]

my goat 🥹

[signal snow]

I reached 2400 rapid in less than 200 games btw so I will keep doing what I am doing

[near dome]

"Only 1.9k games" and that's just my whole account

[signal snow]

Probably 100k

[honest brook]

but you just said you played 50k on lichess so what does the total matter

you still play a shit ton you just nit picking it on chesscom lol

[nimble arch]

wth

hyperbullet???

[honest brook]

yeh that kinda crayz

[signal snow]

Bullet and blitz

[nimble arch]

oh well thats reasonable

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[nimble arch]

like thats fine

[honest brook]

I have like 10k total of all I've ever played

[nimble arch]

same, 16k is like 60% more its fine

[signal snow]

Nah I realised that there is a correlation between LC and cc ratings, so I use lichess to get better since it suits my style more

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-animal-chess-animals-bunny-gif-6962857933182438799

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

is that your whole career or you play lichess too

[nimble arch]

if B is correlated to A and C is correlated to A is B correlated to C?
It isnt. Correlation isnt transitive

A is your skill level

B and C are your ratings for each site

both sites correlate to your skill level on how good you are at chess

[honest brook]

I wonder if trans people get women titles

[nimble arch]

but that doesnt mean they directly correlate with each other

[nimble arch]

yes. they do.

[signal snow]

Dawg I know what I am talking about, I am not going to argue, I will respect your opinion

[nimble arch]

I dont think its a matter of opinion

like thats just a math fact

[honest brook]

what if it's a girl who turned to a dude

[nimble arch]

cannot get W titles

[signal snow]

If it's fact then what I am doing is impossible

[nimble arch]

and also if they had the title first and then changed back or changed at all theyd lose it

[honest brook]

oh ic

[nimble arch]

I dont think you read what I said

[honest brook]

ic ic

how do you know this btw

[nimble arch]

Ive been on this server for a while, this was asked like for the 15th time already

it also was concerned in a fide update I found

[honest brook]

damn I'm just another npc huh

[nimble arch]

its not a bad question

but its easy to look up

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-sad-spongebob-sitting-spongebob-quiet-thinking-gif-1218754722301454146

[signal snow]

Its way more common than you think

[harsh sky]

only 2023

oh exactly 3 years ago yesterday

[signal snow]

Dunning Kruger effect

[tender tulip]

Hi

[undone loom]

👏

Am I lagging or is chat dead

[nimble arch]

this isnt my first account on the server, I had another one that was deleted

and then I decided to make a new discord account because apparently I couldnt save myself from myself

alternate universe where pixel kept his account deleted wouldve been fine

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[harsh sky]

i actually went through mine and found something interesting

i asked dor on it, wanna see what he says

[nimble arch]

...?

mildy

[harsh sky]

wait i can ask u too

dm

[kindred crypt]

Hi

[lime quartz]

Smoke ur dad's dih

[plush stratus]

[balmy python]

nyc tap water 💔💔

[plush stratus]

real shi cuh and how are you in both Asia and us

[fluid crow]

I might be the queen of spell chess

[leaden barn]

Hi guys 620 elo who wanna 1v1

[plush stratus]

rip Chuck Norris

[plain crescent]

I’m rated 2200 classical, and rated only 108 in bughouse which is abysmal. Does anyone have any tips or tricks to get better at bughouse?

[plush stratus]

I'm 102 elo wanna play?

[leaden barn]

We both beginners Let's try

[plush stratus]

alr

my user is tree_trees

[leaden barn]

https://link.chess.com/play/iorady

[haughty fossil]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/166264088830/analysis

[frosty peak]

Pranesh_VRT (604) vs. ODTMauser (605)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Qf3 g6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Nh3 Bg7 5. Ng5 d5 6. exd5 Bg4 7. Qf4 h6 8. h3 Bd7 9. d6 hxg5 10. Qxg5 e5 11. Qxe5+ Be6 12. Bb5+ Nc6 13. Qxc5 Qd7 14. O-O Ne4 15. Qe3 Bf5 16. Nc3 Bh6 17. Qe2 Qxd6 18. Nxe4 Bxe4 19. Qxe4+ Kf8 20. d3 f5 21. Qf3 Ne5 22. Qxb7 Rb8 23. Qxa7 Nc6 24. Bxc6 Qxc6 25. Qxb8+ Kg7 26. Bxh6+ Rxh6 27. Rfe1 Kf6 28. Qf8+ Kg5 29. g4 Rxh3 30. Kf1 Qh1+ 31. Ke2 Qf3+ 32. Kd2 Kxg4 33. Re3 Qxf2+ 34. Kc3 Rxe3 35. Qb4+ f4 36. a4 Re2 37. Rc1 g5 38. a5 Qe3 39. Rd1 Qe5+ 40. Kb3 Kg3 41. d4 Qe6+ 42. d5 Re3+ 43. Ka4 Qe8+ 44. Qb5 Qe4+ 45. b4 f3 46. Qf1 f2 47. Rd2 Rf3 48. Re2 Qxd5 49. a6 Qd7+ 50. b5 Qd4+ 51. Ka5 Qc3+ 52. Kb6 Rf6+ 53. Kb7 Qf3+ 54. Kc7 Qf4+ 55. Kd7 Qd6+ 56. Ke8 Qb8+ 57. Ke7 Qf8+ 58. Kd7 Qg7+ 59. Kc8 Rf8+ 60. Re8 Rxe8# 

[haughty fossil]

IM INSANE

[leaden barn]

1-0

[honest brook]

6-13

[mortal dawn]

Guys can we keep it related to chess

[haughty fossil]

yah i won

[haughty fossil]

?

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/166264414962/analysis

[frosty peak]

ODTMauser (613) vs. OneRedBear (596)

Move List

1. c4 d5 2. cxd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qd6 4. e4 Nc6 5. Nf3 e5 6. Nb5 Qd8 7. Bc4 Bg4 8. d3 Nd4 9. Nbxd4 exd4 10. h3 Bxf3 11. Qxf3 Nf6 12. g4 Bc5 13. g5 Nd7 14. Qxf7# 

[haughty fossil]

pawn push of the century XD

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-ai-kitten-ai-kitten-larry-larry-ai-gif-5850789617517185518

[heady gale]

@honest brook

[plush stratus]

WAHT Is This CREATURE

[honest brook]

wassup ballsdude

[heady gale]

I got caught blowing smoke in the bathroom

[lime quartz]

Is smoke okay atleast

[heady gale]

yo wassup smoke

[haughty fossil]

hahahahahahahahahaha im a genius

[lime quartz]

Wassap

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[heady gale]

you don't understand?

[lime quartz]

I understand

[honest brook]

stop stealing jokes gangy

[strong locust]

Why tf is blitz rating pool not working
I am out here for 10 mins

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-time-to-stop-gif-9416155803997449261

[plush stratus]

hi prasshita

[leaden barn]

1-1 gg bro

[plush stratus]

nice

u wanna go again?

[strong locust]

Hi kai

[plush stratus]

[strong locust]

Guys my games aren't opening

[plush stratus]

refresh

[honest brook]

it's a sign

[strong locust]

I closed my app and opened many times

[honest brook]

quit now before the tilt comes

[heady gale]

abort

and don't use the app

[hexed magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[heady gale]

kitty mentioned

[hexed magnet]

Oh look it’s the ping pong boy

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/spongebob-309

[hexed magnet]

Yeah bro you’re so funny

[heady gale]

? what

[honest brook]

is that legal

[plush stratus]

repeatedly sending the same jokes makes the joke unfunny pal

[honest brook]

bro I accidentally

[shell musk]

I found it in memes

[plush stratus]

means

[shell musk]

Shhh

[honest brook]

bruh I hearted that bullshit by accident

[hexed magnet]

Bruh

[shell musk]

Oh wait I send that

Mb

[plush stratus]

bro are u drunk

[hexed magnet]

Squirrel food!!!

[shell musk]

Haram

[plush stratus]

so you're on drugs

[shell musk]

When did Muslims have drugs 🥀

[plush stratus]

medicine are drugs

[shell musk]

Ik

[plush stratus]

so you're saying that you never took medicine?

[honest brook]

my pecs too strong such a pain 🙄

[shell musk]

Thought you talking about other ones

[plush stratus]

imma cut it down like chicken breast and grill it

protein combuster

[honest brook]

prolly would be knife resistant my shit rock solid

pause

[plush stratus]

more pain if you resist

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/keffa-diddy-gif-3931971305044099322

[hexed magnet]

Drugs are for low elo dummies

[honest brook]

alcohol a drug btw

[hexed magnet]

Yeah and I’m never gonna drink it

Lmao

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-grip-hand-high-five-yes-gif-16329314

[plush stratus]

don't get me wrong alcohol taste like shit

[honest brook]

can't believe u didn't know this Kai cenat smh

[hexed magnet]

I wouldn’t know

[plush stratus]

it's a depressant

which is also a drug

idk I love shit

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-gazer-gazer-solluminati-dissappointed-solluminati-meme-wtf-gif-458323424757407069

[plush stratus]

is that a dhead

wtf bro

I'm so high rn

chess got your humor eh?

[hexed magnet]

Guys should I start posting my funny gifs again and get banned?

[plush stratus]

definitely

[hexed magnet]

Oki

[honest brook]

mods only work part-time anyway

[hexed magnet]

I’ll just do one for now

https://tenor.com/view/trump-msgki-mutsuki-cute-hug-gif-16579583126779684622

[plush stratus]

they are away rn

[plush stratus]

this ain't even bannable

[honest brook]

ye I seen ts b4

[hexed magnet]

Well i got banned for them

[plush stratus]

bullshit

[hexed magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/agre-cat-nod-gif-22214510

[honest brook]

Oh it was you

[hexed magnet]

Yeah it was, and I got many more

[plush stratus]

send all your troops

[hexed magnet]

I have a plethora of republican anime girls

[hexed magnet]

Nah, I don’t wanna get banned

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chess-animals

[plush stratus]

that seems delicious

[hexed magnet]

Cool

[honest brook]

smh ofc the 102 elo wanna eat the pieces

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/dissapointed-jesus-gif-2719916579483636737

[plush stratus]

real shi

[hexed magnet]

What?

[tropic pasture]

[hexed magnet]

Where did this kid come from

[plush stratus]

trumps ultimatum to open hormuz is crazy

[honest brook]

let's sacrifice this one

[hexed magnet]

Did you hear the hilarious thing he said to japans pm?

[plush stratus]

yo sticky?

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/holy-books-bible

[plush stratus]

the pearl harbor shi?

[hexed magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/sousou-no-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-anime-gif-5463253439346181413

[plush stratus]

trump just tryna get nostalgia

[hexed magnet]

Bro I couldn’t stop laughing

[tropic pasture]

wanna lose 1 elo? just stalemate with 3 queens

[hexed magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478126382008766534/caption.gif

[plush stratus]

trump just tryna change the topic lmfao

[hexed magnet]

Lol

[plush stratus]

cause the jpans pm asked why didn't he notify them

it's not trump that's going to be opening the straits of hormuz my guy

[thorny night]

im 1750 but i feel like ive been struggling since i switched off the london to queens gambit in order to improve. should i go back or stick to queens gambit? i heard london can make you a bad player and i wanna reach 2000

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/tabby-cat-rupert-mortal-kombat-cat-attack-calico-cat-attack-gif-16873167237135337929

[plush stratus]

that cat slipped lol

[hexed magnet]

You should listen to my music because that’s the real way to get better at chess

[hollow pawn]

Yeah do that one (im 800)

[hexed magnet]

Music and vibes makes you win

[primal smelt]

Low elos mfs would play like magnus against scholar mate but would lose every peice on board of oppo change plans

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/beer-chug-1

[eternal ruin]

Bro wanted a warning for pearl harbour

[plush stratus]

whats your elo

[hexed magnet]

I would too

[primal smelt]

Ofc i am the only one I ever got scholarmated is me

Saw*

[hexed magnet]

Guys it’s not hard, if you wanna improve just ask me for good music and that’ll gain you many elos

[plush stratus]

what does India wanna do again lol

[eternal ruin]

Prolly even a warning couldn't prevent what happened in pearl

[eternal ruin]

Like what?

[primal smelt]

200<

[hexed magnet]

But guess who won in the end?

[eternal ruin]

Of course.

[hexed magnet]

Kaboom!

[plush stratus]

legit bro it was like fighting ants, the retaliation was just ephemeral bt the radiation was crazy

[hexed magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478126382008766534/caption.gif

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

[plush stratus]

rage quit

everyone hates the e4

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover Ready?

[hexed magnet]

Nah but you can play Sicilian which is fun

No I saw it

[plush stratus]

I only play h3

[primal smelt]

Tf is music gonna do against indian king London system

[hexed magnet]

Loser

[honest brook]

Kawhi Leonard

[plush stratus]

h3, a3, e3, d3

[hexed magnet]

Uh well my music is really really good so it’ll help. You’ve never listened to it so how do you know?

[plush stratus]

if it was good you wouldn't be here

[honest brook]

is it country music

[hexed magnet]

No

[primal smelt]

Name 3

[hexed magnet]

You want the name of a song?

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rage-24

[primal smelt]

Tuktuktuktuk

[primal smelt]

What else

[honest brook]

I wanna squeeze it's head

[hexed magnet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1eBtKB0frsY98adL4NXGWv?si=s6tx0xGlTsKSg8WVlQwWYg

[honest brook]

why are cute things so killable

[hexed magnet]

The name is fitting cause the games will be over quickly with that song

[plush stratus]

just shut up bro

[primal smelt]

I thought it was gonna be feet asmr

[plush stratus]

it could be

[hexed magnet]

No it’s good

[honest brook]

u just mad u immortal under those restrictions

[uneven plover]

Yes.

[wooden sphinx]

Ok I'll send the challenge

[plush stratus]

poor things

[primal smelt]

It's some emo shi

[hexed magnet]

Do you want something else then?

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dhmis-dont-hug-me-im-scared-76

[young swan]

wsp guys

[primal smelt]

Nvm rn i played a game where my opponent was making great moves pining forking my queen but in end

[young swan]

THE BEATINNNNNNG 🎸🎸🎸 YOU'LL RECEEEIIIVE...

WILL BE TANTALIZING

[primal smelt]

He blunder 2 rooks

[hexed magnet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0KqJvk5EkRR2EahkwIDLQv?si=PYvU8Av4RleLRgK6hKs1HA

[primal smelt]

And got ladders mate in castle king

[hexed magnet]

Bro what!?

[hexed magnet]

This one’s decent

I don’t get it

I only listen to polish music and that’s why I’m so good at chess

[tough pivot]

My height : 1m65 , weight: 40kg

[hexed magnet]

What do frenchies have to do with anything

[hexed magnet]

Ok

[hexed magnet]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-dont-remember-asking

https://tenor.com/view/agre-cat-nod-gif-22214510

[upbeat portal]

Oh yeah, bullet have really prepared me for this kind of situation

[hexed magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/water-cat-ai-catfish-puffercat-gif-4103263979081323190

[upbeat portal]

Look at both timers

[ember spoke]

I recently reached 1016 elo but I lost 30 elo and I'm back on 980 , anyone please suggest me ways to reach 1000 elo

[topaz shoal]

@ember spoke idk

Plus how will u trust

U have @guywith trustissues_

[ember spoke]

If I play more games but i keep on losing😭

[topaz shoal]

@ember spoke play with me

[ember spoke]

Broo was just a username

[topaz shoal]

I am noob

[ember spoke]

Ur elo?

[frosty peak]

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[topaz shoal]

How did this happen

How 3 times?

[ember spoke]

Idk

[lime steppe]

How do I post in #💬〡improvement-talk?

[minor osprey]

Idk maybe connect ur discord to chess com?

[vocal musk]

game review has removed the 'retry' button. this is stupid chess.com

[minor osprey]

Am still mad about them removing move feedback on analysis lol

[nimble arch]

eh I try to get it removed

[reef loom]

I forgive you btw

[kindred crypt]

What would be a fire chess iphone wallpaper

[vocal musk]

anime

[kindred crypt]

show

[nimble arch]

dont

[upbeat portal]

Then lose more until you win

[vocal musk]

No

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover Yeah that was a sloppy game but interesting endgame for sure

[ember spoke]

Bruh..

[normal shore]

How do I study on a physical board without a book?

[kindred crypt]

why

anything is better than my current one

[uneven plover]

Yeah. I got impatient lol. I should've just kept my rook on the e file longer. Gain more time, there's not much you can do. and then go into a deep think.

Really poor execution on my part.

[nimble arch]

but why chess

pick smth else

[kindred crypt]

like what

[jade mulch]

Why people hate Bobby

[signal condor]

fischer?

[jade mulch]

Yes

[signal condor]

he was a crazy person

[jade mulch]

Magnus >>> Bobby

[signal condor]

rapidly antisemetic and used to be a huge misogynist too

[wooden sphinx]

Well it was time pressure. But, a key moment I think is after Qc7 I played c4 which was a mistake I was deciding mainly between c4 and Nd4 and Nd4 would've been one of the 2 good moves there

[signal condor]

probably still was towards the end but he did tone down on the misogyny

[jade mulch]

Oh is this true

[nimble arch]

Even a picture on ur phone

[tough saffron]

people js probably like bobby cuz he was the only person who could play the soviet ig

he does have aura tho

[upbeat portal]

Ayyyyy, I'm at 1400 right now

[wooden sphinx]

@uneven plover I preferred c4 cause it kept pressure on the a5 pawn for the time being with my queen and knight still eyeing it tying your queen and rook down for a little so I thought it was a good idea to delay Nd4 at that point but supposedly not according to the engine

[tough saffron]

Pathetic im at 500 😼

[jade mulch]

Ik that he lost to a Women GM

[signal condor]

he was very against the idea that women could be good at chess but he eventually admitted that they could but keep in mind he was also a relgiious fanatic so he probs still had other ideas about women

[tough saffron]

was it judit?