#💬〡chess-talk
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tbf im an hikaru glazer
Damn
Hey why are u random guy
I wish i had scholar mate players
because i am a random guy
always playing english
for some reason 100-300 everyone scholars mate 300-600 normal stuff and now these dumb 600-idk scholars mate blunder players that sac their rook for no reason thinking they just made a tal move
Hii
Omg i found my old accounts 5 year old lol
multiple accounts?
Mikhail will Sac Everything to deliver the weirdest mate
In my old phone bro
I think i am doing useless comments
I turn on it and check
for example : (game played by me)
Hmmm
you said accounts not account
1 old account only
tbf i do preffer consistency over brillancy
i prefer calculating deep lines for a brilliant than consistency tbh
Why u got banned
brilliants are fun and entertaining to calculate
Multiple account
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i started playing the nagdorf
All are kids
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the guy in the gif or me
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was this an embed failure or just me
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Random guy i like ur aura
i guess 🙁
i have absolutely no aura what are you talking about
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Random guy what's your favorite line
this is my aura
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idk anything u pick
give me 5 mins
Anyone play london
I play coc
u still have good one, i already have a negative
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I thought london is game 🥺🥺
No we play w CSK
It's place where King lives
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london is bad
i guess "every game i pray that i can sacrifice a piece
" but it sucks and i'm not looking through 57 more pages of my messages
Its not a boring opening
Why do you think London is bad
Its for people who watch me with their evil eyes and dirty intentions. 🥹😭🤧
maybe when someone said "bro what are you on" and i replied "on discord" but its not funny
it is the boring opening 😆 🫵
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1v1?
i once had a dream that i got 7 consecutive brilliants i might be mikhail tal chat
in my dreams obviously
I'm trying to play London for funsies
not rn
I have left playing chess
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What's ur user so I can add u
Because i loose more than 95% of matches 😑😬
probably my best phrase is this one i'm writing cause yes
i dont add london users.
shalom
I'm not a London user
I'm qgd user and catalan user
Just want to play it to learn what's the best refutation
I am bat and ball user 🏏🍷🗿 💀
queen gambit declined is not somthing you always acheive you do know that?
Is there any genius in this chat?
catalan is something i realy dont understand
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interesting
nice for 800 elo ?
Basically it's just sacrificing a pawn for a dragon bishop but you'll eventually just win the pawn back
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ik its kind of like the king indian defense
there is a way to counter
Is there any genius in this chat?
What counter
not me
whoever put in they pronouns u/s/a, you need a job fr
That's not the same bro
idk i just dont study the catalan
chess anyone?
Laptop Intel i5-12450H, 8 cores, 32 GB RAM, 2 TB SSD, 15.6 inches, dual-band Wi-Fi, suitable for gaming.
Price: €1000 (negotiable).
The laptop will arrive on March 20, so it is completely new. I no longer need it because I have ordered another laptop.
I can play
idk what that means
why does he know all the facts on this yo?
Ok
thank youu
my rtx 5070 laptop would go for 1300 and is twice as fast as intergrated graphics 😆 🫵
noob
actually prob 900
my pc is fine
loosing after 2 brilliancies bcuz of mouse slip
Laptop Intel i5-12450H, 8 cores, 32 GB RAM, 1 TB / 2 TB SSD, 15.6 inches, dual-band Wi-Fi, suitable for gaming.
Price: €600 (negotiable).
The laptop will arrive on March 20, so it is completely new. I no longer need it because I have ordered another laptop.
Is there any genius in this chat?
just you hoss
Forced trade...
here (well sometimes)
but only at sacrificing stuff sometimes
Magnesium and hikaru plays on pc. You are a kid. Go and drink milk. 🍼👶🏻
bro's not Hikaru 
why sac the queen?
im not ofc
Why not?

Why not, even trade...
It isn't a sac
can't differentiate between laptop and pc 💔
its s trade, but like whats the point, I wanna know the vision
Because black has a bad pawn structure
you cannot be saying a trackpad is the same as a mouse
unless you connect a mouse to the laptop ig
And whites taking black to a endgame where whites winning
pc has bigger screen 🙏
There is no vision in bullet chess.
all laptops are pc , not all pc are laptops !
Only Impulse
oh thats bullet, nvm then
this guy knows
Imagine this:
A tunnel is drilled straight through the center of the Earth from one side to the other. No air resistance. No heat. Perfectly smooth. The Earth is magically not molten inside.
Question: What happens next?
Do you: A) Fall straight through and shoot out the other side into space
B) Fall to the center and stay there
C) Fall through, slow down, stop at the other side, and fall back again
D) Something else entirely
you'll dig through the earth
C I think
hold up this ain't chess
Man i have not played a chess game for weeks after my exams
When you jump into the tunnel, gravity pulls you toward the center of the Earth. As you fall, you speed up, reaching your maximum velocity at the center.
Even before it
Get away and suck ur chess pieces kid
So C 🗿
this guy lmao
Def c
My bullet is better than my blitz
okay so first of all gravity attracts to the center if something is dropped it would feel a positive acceleration upto the center , and then when you cross the center you will have some initial velocity and the acceleration would be negative . and similar , and it would result in a simple harmonic motion
C is giving feel like shm
If no resistance we will oscillate
exactly lmao
yea but most people connect mouse to laptops also lol
true
I want so much to give you the dumb answer
Yes C IS CORRECT ANSWER
If there's no air we die in the tunnel
way more faster , I checked in touchpad , my reaction time is around 600ms , but in mouse it's around 320-350 ms ( aim precision in human benchmark )
why is your name helicopter detective
I thought this question is debunked like long ago? the clear answer is C
sure
Go and see ur face into the mirror. It looks like a shoe 👊🏻🦵🏻🔪
How much money will I earn?
Because of book i read one time
Huh. Money will be given by god. Just do right deeds in ur life. Unknowingly and in unexpectedly form
<@&745328830649991179> get a load of ts
rude bitch
Look ur fave again'
Probably there's isn't any adaptation to english, but the translated name would the crime genius
O gênio do crime
yall I be playing and like I trade peices and I can end up on top but idk how to get checkmate just checking the king and I blunder and lose em sometimes in the end
What kind of shenanigans are going on this time
not on anyone's side but why do you call for mods for assistance everytime I see you here
U abused me yesterday, right??
I might start my bullet grind again ngl
I don't think I've ever talked to you before so I doubt it
And one of the characters of the book first appears in an helicopter, and hes a detective
Sorry. My bad. I think its another person. Cuz its pfp is similar to ur kind
What is the first name of the famous chess player know as Capablanca?
A) Pedro
B) Gotham Chess
C)The rook
D)Anton
E)Alexander
F)Raul
G)Alfredo
That's why my nickname is detetive do helicóptero
C
Rook
bro????
last time i did was nine days ago tf are you on about
You are dependent on server mod. Lol
You've just incriminate yourself
Try to take some risk and win a battle by your own power
i lwk dont mind non chess cuz i do that sometimes but it aint the right place to discuss big brain stuff
Sad to know Ur brain is too short to accomodate those things . 🖕🏻😂🤣
I have a thoght
lmfao you're just rude now
Your dad are also rude right
Its not rudeness. Its called loving and caring
they don't say meaningless shit that is solely meant to insult you
Our common sense of up and down is basically that the more to the center of a big concentration of mass i am, the lower i am, and the more distance a have from the center, more the higher i am
what happened
Intresting
this is too hard for me
Two persons one in each side of the world can point to where down is and they would both be correct
pawnstorms when u queensidecastle js hits diffrent\
Wow. And also motion of one person affects the motion of another person
Even though they are larrge distant
In much lesser power than a plannet, but yes
Hello chess people
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I will play some blitz
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 719 (802 peak)
Blitz: 536 (630 peak)
Bullet: 413 (467 peak)
I am retired from blitz format
The moon is pulling us right now, but it's gravity force is much weaken the earth's
What why?
Let's go
I get too much lose that i get depressed and decided to leave
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Blitz: 987 (992 peak)
Bullet: 1073 (1143 peak)
does anyone want to help me brainstorm a new game im making a similar game to chess but i want to make it more creative with your play and not just same positions and memorization, im not wanting to debate on the flaws of chess, if you think im wrong that's fine. But i need ideas so let me know.
Will blitz get me more league trophies than rapid?
I have no idea
Go to r/anarchychess and google chess960
Hi
I'm ass at blitz
i think you would like 960 or the variants page
its not going to be chess
What are league trophies for?
Ego
similar to chess.
that doesn't do anything
Mmm
Make a 3d game of chess, the board is made out of paper, and then you can make origamis to change the board
Google snakes&ladders
theres other abtract strategy games you could research to get ideas like shogi and go
variation of chess is not chess 
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Name: jaquan white (ktsbrownie)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 190 (481 peak)
Blitz: 117
Bullet: 100
I lost that account 😭
id say its too outside of a variant to be considered a variant
My heart just shattered seeing this
wow crazy game
okay
nah I genuinely had a bad start
oh no
New response just dropped
100 games and still at 100 elo?
Go watch gothamchess
idk how to change it
Elo usually gets 8+ increment
Stay determined
I got to 700 all the way from 100
I'm thinking of a game with rotating pieces each season that has a meta with the community being able to vault or bring back pieces
i think that'd be fire
League of Legends?
nah
ur from the uk?
💗
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which part of the uk
idk yet, but I plan on maybe living one day
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idk, any recommendations?
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when we are talking about football it comes different
london mentioned
nah i thought you had like a specific country you were interested in
London?
Checkmate on myself
the uk seems nice i just wouldnt be able to get used to the food
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genuinely dk the pieces yo
Queen an rook gots my king an rook cornered
Not the London System
At least tell me you mean the Jobava london
where tf did that come from
???
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nah fr tho, who seen that?
🤔
are we just randomly trying to hit on people on chess.com discord server
lame
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aye man that seems like a crazy thing to do when you put it that way, but chess players know how to protect their queens soo might not be all that bad
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(free Palestine in the bio btw)
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oh no
NAAHHH you HAVE to clap back at em
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uhhh soo
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guess what my favorite piece is in chess
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Wsg yall
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idk how I got the trusted role but somehow I did
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talk in the server on 5 separate days i think
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its march tho...
I just now seen that, It's march 17th
guys why the bot doesnt move 
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Someone fight me
sooo you gonna wait an entire 11 months js to try to be someone's Valentine??
In chess
3 day game
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@uneven wolf I THINK he likes you man
see you should give him a chance bc he's a chess player, so he knows how to keep his queen safe, AND treat her right
🗿
or dont...
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dont lose your queen man
aye aye, lemme get next
competition 😭
Hi
nah js wanna play chess
:3
really
Who wants to fight me in chess?
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I guess I'll be the ref
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Ok lets go my user Saooga
Alright my name is untimely nudist river otters
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So far so good
There are players who focus on chess day and night and rarely spend time outdoors
And I'm scared of them
How many times r u pinging her 😭 she doesn’t look interested at you
Some spend time outdoors playing chess too
happens
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yes
Never should've thought u'd get in a relationship playing chess🙃
U gotta be good at chess to protect ur gf 😭
Then play Shogi
Bro just hung his queen
Hi
Wo want duel bullet 1 minute+1
elo?
420
Hey!
Congrats @sweet drift
Who’s game r u watching
@sweet drift and @quartz fox
Guess what I never played bullet always played rapid
Thanks lol
Loo
Same here...started playing blitz a month ago
What's the forbidden chess variant
Whatever I just played against backmont3
Basically u have to catch all bugs in ur house
you have the exact same name as my twin brother so i was confused
I heard that it's plughouse
maybe plumhouse
yall im good at like defending and trading up peices but like getting checkmate is a struggle and i blunder like an idiot sometimes what can i do?
God save us 
Besides just play some more
do you know mating patterns?
Don't trade when ur down points🙃
Do I buy?
Maybe play more games so u get better:)
Are they Nagasaki survivors
They look traumatised af
Just work on limiting your one move blunders and everything else will fall in place
Bart caught a bit of the radiation over time. Homer was mutilated instantly
By trading pieces ur bringing endgame early ... And ig ur not good at endgame attacks that's why u get mated...so ig learn endgames or don't trade pieces
That thing for 5000 dolars what a scam😭🙏
2 options 🙃
I think it’s 5000 peruvian currency because i was in Lima, Peru for some rzn
But they somehow got ultimate prophecy capability



??? 😭
What’s the most common Indian boy’s name
Ayush
Aditya
No no varun
Only know one
Naaahhhh
I wonder how expensive the water is😭🙏
john
Ayo thats not to be joked about
Same thing, not a joke
Don't compare my name to these shitheads🙂
My friend seems to be a bit bothersome at the moment
Anyone up for a rapid?
What’s the most common Indian last name ?
Rated yes
do yall think theyll move the candidates location
smith
Yos
2077
Let’s go with John wick
Probably Kumar
realistically tho its probs patel or singh
I heard of a lot of guptas
Singh yes
Idk abt the rest
Probably the most common first name in india is uhhh lemme go with Marcus
Last name
Uhhh Aurelius
Singh
Every other person has the las name singh in india
I was dead wrong
Marcus in India?🤣
theres probs some mf named marcus in india
Idk i am bad at guess the elo meaning i cant guess names either
Obviously but it’s not the most common🤣
True
Most common first name is Rahul in India ig
Probably a common name is
Jordan
You can thank bollywood for that
you know the chief minister (like governor) of tamil nadu's first name is stalin
because his dad was a fan
Nah Michael
Holy hell
Muthuvel Karunanidhi Stalin (born 1 March 1953) is an Indian politician who has served as the eighth Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu since 2021. He became president of Dravida Munnetra Kazhagam (DMK) on 28 August 2018, after serving as the party's working president from January 2017 to August 2018.
Born in 1953, Stalin is the third son of former Ta...
Arnav maybe
The AH in Namibia has competition
Buddy India isn’t America 🤣 Ram is the most common name
Mornin
apperently he changed his name recently
Good night
Nah, ram is too expensive to be common
Byee
I have encountered more Rahul than Ram
its singh
goodnight bro
Good on his part, fair enough
There were like
in america its patel tho
3 rahuls in my class in 7th
Wdym morning this is 2 pm?
I luv you bye 🥰
3pm
Sources say it’s Ram where 5.6 million Indians share thr name
The*
Time zones I guess💔🥀
Highly probable
It is a religious name
i've never encountered a ram irl
i'd highly doubt it
Shit sorry i didnt mean to offend imma delete that
Tf
Search it up for yourself
Hy
i see so much riyas and ananyas
same
no way vicky is a common name 😭
I have encountered many Rahul
You can thank bollywood for that.
yeah probably
yo bro what openings u play
Vicky, Rocky, all were common names in 90% bollywood movies in 90s
King's Gambit and sicilian
vicky sounds like a pretentious white girl's name
Or old benoni defence if they play queens pawn
dont sacrifice your king
kinda
Hii
Hi
Who's gonna play
ppl be sayin Hi and dip
I'm a beginner tho
Ikr
me, I come here to beat beginners
Anyone down for a quick match?
how to change my connected account
I summon @rancid osprey
701 elo btw
No you may not
@Alex OK
Go get 1700 rapid blitz and bullet do not be the papa smurf
Hi timr
Chess.com username?
juicy morning
Noon here 🙂
Goofy
Thats your game fr
Imagine blundering in 2026
If you dont play chess you cant blunder
I be knowing its a blunder but still play it
pure hopechess
I see queen in 1 but still play it
me 1800 vs 160 elo
Gg
































































1. Nf3 [d6] 2. g3 a6 3. Bg2 Nc6 4. O-O Qd7 5. Re1 h5 6. Nc3 d5 7. e3 Nb4 8. a3 Nxc2 9. Qxc2 Qd8 10. Nxd5 Qxd5 11. Nd4 c6 12. Nxc6 Qxc6 13. Bxc6+ bxc6 14. Qxc6+ Bd7 15. Qxa8+ Bc8 16. Qxc8#
gg, you played well
How is bro 160elo 😭
Martin could beat bro
Anyone below 2000 is noob
I just started
You start with 400-1600
Depending on what you choose
lowest elo on chesscom is 100
Yaa
But you don't start with 100
You can reach there
if you barely know how to move pieces and just started, it takes time
I hope fabi or hiku wins the cadidates they deserve it
I have been there
But never went below 550
like actually someone shoot me in the head
in rapid?
Can you share your add
when you were born you had 0 elo
That is called unrated
Bro took 8s of deep thinking before playing this move 💀
Yaa but I wasn't registered in chess.com
So it doesn't count now, does it
My baby will start with an elo of 100 or be disowned
Can someongivw me chess premium [20f]
Parental pressure at its peak
U have a baby ?
They haven't seen peak until they start the real training
No I disowned it
in blitz
Couldnt cope with training and I knew my infant of a few months was a lost cause
F17?
A full developed baby
Or just the male dna transferring liquid
Like a whole ass baby
Couldn't cope couldn't chess effectively
Damn
Ok
Bro sends his kid to get the milk
Project magnus 2.0😈😈😈
I'm sure they will be fine. Some good Samaritan will adopt a low elo baby
Not me though because I have standards
30M bulky with redbull
Jail
I need to get rid of a second low elo baby just take it
I'm not Magnus so my genes have low odds of high elo babies
No i meed atleast a 800 elo prpdigy from india
It is a numbers game and I am losing
I am just going to use the failure babies to train the future successful baby
hi
Hello
Go away np one likes you
What did she do?
Idrk
Oh my god! THAT is what they were doing on that island. Training chess prodigies
Hy
Im sorry
Do you not have a life
it's okey
What did she do?
mb
Who's gonna play
Not yet
How to check the list of only the rapid games I have played
Unfortunately
Have you been born yet? Or are you a 2000 elo baby
I see great financial opportunity here
quick question, normally speaking, will someone have a higher rating in bullets or blitz?
Why
Etal u changed ur pfp wow
bullet
Blitz
Bunnnyyy
I was 1977 peak bullet and 1600 blitz
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Name: Daniyar Sokolov (sweetdeduction)
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Rapid: 2086 (peak)
Blitz: 1842 (2202 peak)
Bullet: 2119 (peak)
yeah, because I have a higher rating in bullet. But google says blitz should be higher. Thanks for the answer
bnuuy
in practice you can grind bullet faster and bullet doesn't require any real calculation
unlike Blitz
dont trust google
I mean
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Rapid: 2187 (2195 peak)
Blitz: 1802 (peak)
Bullet: 1916 (2044 peak)
If u r good at bullet u will have good bullet rating🥹
yeah 😭
wait
i peaked 2k in bullet 😠
yes but i went down 90is
see my bio
what
guys, why when I'm logging to my google account in chess.com it says unable to authenticate using given google credenticals. i wasn't playing too long and downloaded app again

ok
??
??
the account is the same one right?
can u share screenshot
why u send ok 😭
man i just played a 14 premove ##
because discord suck.
cuz its an incomplete sentence
Cause Ican is a cool dude who you should aspire to be
You are still here
hi
do u know the id pass or u login directly from google?
i am still here
i littery have my google account i connected
How tall is the average GM? (5'_)
4
7
4
9"
Do you a moth at night unintentionally moves towards light even though it will die by the light it is still attracted to it
This is false most GM are short so they are closer to the chess pieces
try forgot password maybe?
I don't think they know 🤔
ok
let me know if it works
To die chasing a light is some way to die
maybe
are u talking about me using discord when i say it sucks
im 5 9. can i be a gm?
Cheeky bastard almost had me
😨
They almost tricked me into a stale. 😅
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Rapid: 2352 (2421 peak)
Blitz: 2417 (2551 peak)
Bullet: 2517 (2571 peak)
Phew
wow
Is 6'1 too tall for chess
No im not implying anything i just like moths
🤔
i like moths aswell
Not tall enough
it takes time to update
Uhh cus I changed my name
what is it now
Must be 7 foot tall
Uhh
good for you
brother.
yo, that account is logged in on my chrome browser i didn't remember that. i just tapped "forgot password"
so thats why wemby is good at chess
Wdym it's peak
and??
idk maybe that's problem with app
idts
or google service
Yo
i have my acc logged in on 2 apps and 2 browsers
is it fixed now?
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Name: Shristi Shreyam (s_shreyam008)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1203 (1215 peak)
Blitz: 1004 (peak)
Bullet: 1043 (1057 peak)
You shouldnt doxx your friend without her permission
no, maybe i can just reinstall app maybe it's just a bug
its not
yeah try that
Wdym doxxing ? 💀
Doxxing means like revealing where they live
doxxing means revealing private informations about someone
why is kiwiman6969 not in goonclub
congratulations
Anyone for a call + a game ?
If Joker and Voldemort were to play a chess match against each other, then who would've won and why ? 
Voldemort
But why
Coz he name is voldemart
Noseless people are OGs, maybe that's why Magnus is so smart 

Voldemort is this anoying guy who overwork theory, Joker does crazy but functionnal moves. Can go either way
Smart 👍
Blud eats stockfish in his breakfast
are you bangladeshi btw?
Indian bruh
oops mb
lol

Aye someone gift me a membership
😗
:)
I will never understand why the best move in this sequence will ever be that
joker
i. dont like this one
Joker by a mile, voldemort only knows how to split his soul and put them in chess pieces
Anyone up for a match
🦌
bro
bc whatever he does with his queen u can catch it
except for g4
i know i need stop when i lose 3 in a row
and h3
you know?
what
I'm asking the best move for black
oop
It's really one of the most absurd moves I've seen
Peak
id say H3
best move
qh3
qg3
Kf1
qh3 again and its draw
🤔
Should I delete my chess account. Literally lost to a scholar's mate that I saw, and still blundered
Been there done that
its oke
My rating was 700 before now i'm going back to 505
it's a loop
Just play modern defense if you don't wanna get butchered like that
How is it -2 if it's a loop?
what's wrong with it Hun hun
You'll be surprised with the answer
give me answer
D2
am confused
Pawn d2
wow...
That hangs the pawn 3 different ways
its so stupid but they just play nXd2
The idea is to put the knight on d4 after it captures
would u sacrifice ur whole social life for a gm title
No
then Qxh4
if they put qe4
after placing knight on d4
for how long
not worth it ik
10-15 years
hell no
hell no
maybe for like 1-2 years max
best case is 5 years
chess breaks areone of the top 10 experiences of life oml
realistically you can't get to GM in just couple of years
Qxh4 reduces the advantage to -1 from -3 what?
i installed again and it still shows up
Apparently best move is Qh3+
yea ik which is why id never try it but cm or fm seem reasonable at least
Whats the difference between a 700 and an 1000
He's so right imo
1000 elo guy, know all theory of marshall attack 700 dont
I'd rather have friends that walk and talk than be friends with inanimate objects that move to designated squares in an 8x8 board
that would take 3 years maybe
yea probably
Fair
maybe even longer with how insane the kids are nowadays
Kids don't have jobs after all
@tribal sage I went up 50 points just by playing with you
yeah ik i gave u the best case scenario, maybe ur a Genius who knows
Hey, has anyone here done the yusupov series? Just started on the first book and am seriously struggling
oh no im anything but lmao
Is my chess opponent tuff
😭
A genie gives you a wish that you will be good at everything you do except one common thing, and if someone finds out that you're terrible at it, it would ruin your psyche so bad that you will succumb to humiliation and die.
What would your weakness be?
which would probs be like 1700-1900 otb
u did the forgot password thing?
I'm bad at being bad at things
average 2000 elo opp in USA
Frrrr
He's such a funny guy though I love him
Is that common?
I try to play chess with him and others
If being bad at being bad at things is my weakness then I'd never be bad at something
Idk 😭
Ig it's not really a weakness
nevermind, i finnaly logged in i just connected my account to google just using browser
Unfortunately no
anyone good at chess edit here?
i ruy lopez
If it was me I'd say I'm bad at wishing for something
ah great. we can play sometime maybe?
Hmmm my weakness will be that Im bad at jet pack joyride
@glass robin hi vro
Should be something common for all people
tetris?
yeah ofc
@glass robin hruuu vro?
Nah but like I have a full seizure of handed that game typa weakness
I want a Tetris block in me
but i don't have high elo
doesnt matter
dont let your dreams be dreams
One day that bot will reply back, and it will be the end of the world
I won't, I'll achieve them, just gotta round the corners of the block fr
what's your username
dmed u
which block do you want
Hmmm, either the L or the I is fine
Line piece
They would both do nicely I'm sure
L is probs best cause of the base
FRRRR
@glass robin can u teach me ruy lopez pls?
dont want it lost in there
Finally found noooooob's account 💔
That's trueeee
😭😭😭
Iykyk
Why are we so freaky
@glass robin for u vro
I'm not carlbot 😭
ive seen worse on the internet
i know
Okkkk
u are usa guy
change to ruy lopez bishop pls
Ehhh nah I was more thinking David byrne
Or just something talking heads
Anyone wanna play
BRO he's literally the musician with the most aura
Just played a 26 move game with only one inaccuracy and one mistake. No blunders or misses an I’m so happy
He's like the only musician I know to still sound great and be dancing and playing instruments in their 70s
And like back in the day this man was moving different 💀
He's low-key better now tho
guys how many elo is fine?
3000
800
lol
4000
And I won't call U bad
Below 100 is decent above 100 is failure
vro why are
they streaming puzzles
on their phone vro
thats small
i think stockfish 18 is like 4000
4032 to be precise idk how they even calculate ts
and stockfish 67 will be like 100000 elo
Yeah the caro is pretty hard to quickly beat unless you play goofy gambits and they dont know them
performance rating based off how well it can calculate positions and stuff
theres been humans who have gotten 3000+ performance rating in tournaments
I kinda think they just slap a bigger number to the newer version and call it a day
guys why do i seem bellow 500 elo when I click my discord profile in this server
If you're the best in the world shouldn't your rating be based on the ranking system make more sense?
how to change that
This is the Chess.com profile of alikhan-2009. Take a look!
Name: Alikhan Avazkhonov (alikhan-2009)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2143 (2167 peak)
Blitz: 2474 (2538 peak)
Bullet: 2602 (2604 peak)
get over 500
Well if you're normally 1000 you should've been 1000 by now
you have 1 daily game on your connected account 
well they do have bot rankings
stockfish has been consistently number 1
So how high can a bot possibly go if 4032 is not the peak?
Which it is
it can go higher by calculating deeper and more possibilities