#💬〡chess-talk
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bro u actually calculated 🫂 😭
feeling the aura lowkey
lol see the song you will know how i got motivated
i cant even reack 1000
W pfp omg
depends on what variation of the advance you're playing but in botvinnik carls you'll use the c5 pawn break immediately followed by either nc6 or e6 to immediately target one of the weak pawns, you'll always regain one and very often regain 2, furthermore it's very hard for white to actually attack you properly, you have an open c-file to work with and attack through, because of the pawn structure any endgame will be beneficial for you if you don't mess up in the middlegame
that enough compensation for you?
song im listening to rn???
no the song playing in my ss
PLNS changed your life at this point vro
yeppiiee
i just realized
I love piplup 💗
when i play chess im not thinking
I see, I'm just scared of what is coming on the king side, im sure f4,f5 is going to be very strong, but I guess it's still good compensation on the c file @hollow rapids
it means you are not playing but just moving your fingers
kingside attacks can be a bit scary but honestly it's fine
A bit 😭
thats why me elo on chess is 1100
but that may be because people in my elo range don't know where to attack
still good for telling girls or writing in your cv
bro its been months
Yeah that could be the case because in my range they are finding brilliants 😭
my elo stays right there
try solving puzzles 5 min before playing
try on lichess
you could still give it a shot, anyways yes it's the most challenging variation for black but apparently most people play exchange variation in your elo range
wait this is actually a solid advice
yes it helped me to from 1100 to 13
too...
I normally just do 10 puzzles before my first game, and 5 before each subsequent game
just analyse your mistake after games why 5 puzzles
😋
do you think it’s helpful?
I just like taking the center earlier on plus I'm a system player, but I learnt something at least, because in some variations I experience the e5 push because I'm a scandi player so e4,d5,e5
also @signal snow you're right, f4 is really annoying, which is why i don't play nc6 in botvinnik carls anymore, i just play e6
I do a quick analysis of my game and a long analysis after I've played all my games, but I just do the 5 puzzles mostly out of habit and to give me a lil second to cool down
@storm falcon i almost won on time T_T I WANTED TO BEAT HIM SO BAD
oh even i try to walk few min just breath like u
i mean most positions are going to be really similar except for some outliers
huh
This is partly why I started playing the Sicilian, less predictable
almost no one knows how to play against or how to play the fancy karo kan
3500 performance btw
true
didnt hikaru fail to even draw this bot once
i play a very basic caro kann, except that i don't play tartakower
I think so yeah, I don't know how I managed tbh, I was just locked in on my technique
weird,but sure
I hate middle games they trick me so bad
Doby Tryna get me to learn the caro tal variation so I can cook any caro player, might be peak
Maybe I am a future super GM
middle games are so fun
i achieved 98 percent accuracy in a tal variation once, and i was white
How do you fry liver an Indian king
playing against caro kann if you like playing caro kann is such a goated thing
100 elo question
Idk what youtubers think about low elos mfs they smoke in some tuff shi
how do i beat nelson
Nelson could be beaten in 8 moves
trade queens
I wish that for once someone would encourage me to be passionate about something rather than their usual "That's not that great actually"
?
Why do you need encouragement from other
i do that but still get beat everytime
You are your own hype cro
ig it’s a skill issue
nelson is the first "skill check" in the bots ig
Doesn't Nelson repeat the same moves just try took in for counter attack and learn more
2500 rapid when
Nearly
Mew
any of the easier bots can be beaten by just not blundering for 10 moves
yeah i beat the previous ones pretty easily
I just had this game in an OTB 90+30 tournament 😭
(the game ended in a draw but still 😭)
yes makes sense
How I was moving against stockfish
how the hell did it end in a draw wtf
Yooo nice!!!!
My opponent offered me a draw here and I took it
Tq 😊
how can y’all even play bullet
it’s like blunders all over the place
https://www.chess.com/game/live/166016294490
bruh i just lost to a 300 elo i am 800
































































1. [d4] c6 2. c4 d5 3. b3 e6 4. Nc3 c5 5. Be3 Nc6 6. Nf3 Bd6 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Nxd5 Be6 9. Nc3 Bg4 10. h3 Bxf3 11. exf3 Qf6 12. Ne4 Qe7 13. dxc5 Bxc5 14. Nxc5 Rd8 15. Qc2 Nd4 16. Qc3 Nf6 17. O-O-O Qd6 18. Bb5+ Kf8 19. Rxd4 Qb6 20. Nd7+ Nxd7 21. Bxd7 Ke7 22. Bg5+ f6 23. Re1+ Kf7 24. Qc4+ Kg6 25. Qd3+ Kxg5 26. h4+ Kh6 27. Qe3+ Kg6 28. Rg4+ Kf7 29. Qe7+ Kg8 30. Qxg7#
It's simple: we stop thinking and just play on instinct
10 sec ahh
3|0 is the fastest acceptable tc
where you actually can stop and make a plan
the local chess addict is like 2800 bullet, 1600 fide
1+1 is pretty cool too
my bullet rating is 250 pts lower than rapid 🤣
all my ratings are around same
i suck at tactics and attacking so i try to establish a positional bind
and ofc that needs time
You can't progress if you arent good at attacking
you can slowly transfer the positional advantage
1d1ot
not full strength stockfish but i like it for training openings
Haven't talk is this server in a while btw.
lichess sf level 8 is stockfish 16.1 nnue playing out a move after 1000 millisecond of server processing
so, it's not that good
still easily GM strength
not sure how this specific stockfish is nerfed though one time I was +2 as white (i drew)
anyone tryna play
oh is it really
not if you close the positon
how to attack
- bring pieces close to your opp‘s king until they scream „social distancing“
- sac a knight to open up the king
- profit
i would put it at super GM strength
methinks nerf
your rating is not even half of mine so
it's nnue based engine so it wouldn't struggle in closed positions as compared to traditional hce agents
on what time control
have you met zoey
ultrabullet doesn't count 
wasn‘t it obvious i was joking
zoey streamer?
did bro whitewash speed
update that doesnt seem to be true
whered you find that
lichess fourm post guy says its like 2600
https://github.com/lichess-org/stockfish.wasm
Straight from the source code
eevee 🙏
@lament trench
and watch tal's game
that will only confuse you
can you show me the specfic file
check the fishnet repository
eloshaming smh my head
favorite eeveelution
(i do the same)
Baddie
f4 > elo shaming
worse offense maybe
Facts
how do you spot a cheater
idk
They play every move in like the same amount of time (normally around 5-10 seconds)
good moves consistant move time etc
And every move is at least top three moves
but if youre below 500 you probably didnt play a cheater
not always lol
Maybe in a tournament lmao but otherwise yeah
he had 90%
good cheaters know how to not get caught
More often than not like
thats not even good
It's pretty good
in 400 rating?
how many moves?
i get like 80 in my games
Ohh good point
I am 1500 and i got beat by a cheater who was 400
36 move game
doable depending on the game
Can you send the game pgn?
Definitely is doable yeah
where do you want me to send it
Send it to me in a private dm sure
two mins of silence for my opponent😞
idk
he didnt move his f pawn thats wh
y
glazing a bad opening is crazy work
atleast glaze smth good like Nf3 d5 e4
you play tennison bro😭
tennison is good
if ur 800 yeah maybe
what?
yea idk
but i didn't ask anything
opponent skill issue
me neither
exactly
ily

i sent it to you
i dont love me
































































1. d4 Nf6 2. Bf4 h6 3. Nc3 g5 4. Be5 d6 5. Bxf6 exf6 6. e4 f5 7. Bc4 fxe4 8. Qh5 a6 9. [Qxf7#]
Awesome
love me
hows f4 coming bw us
f4 better
It is normal to be higher rated in rapid but struggle in blitz with a lower rating? I feel humiliated struggling 200 elo below my rapid elo in blitz
yes
rapid gives you time to not make mistakes
build a dirt pillar at spawn
TWO THOUSAND BLITZ AKSJDJSJDJFJEJS
nice
who wanna play a bullet 1:1 game
iam not good in it btw
bye💔
bye
noooo
yeees
2002
im going back to 505
ok 600
the bird is too good

after a3 is best move kh8
i had a stroke reading this
thats ur problem
wanna play anyone
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Rapid: 1020 (1321 peak)
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Bullet: 512 (1322 peak)
Wanna talk anyone
I wonder how low elo you can be in legend division
I bet you can be like 100 elo there
thats high-five
So
wesley so?
i think i should do iceboat racing while listening to freebird and playing the birds opening one day
What Wesley?
wesley so
What Wesley?
wesley SO
What Wesley?
S-O
What Wesley?
So what
This guy is Wesley So, a chess GM
So
What i do
His surname is "So"
If you don't understand, please go drown in a spoonful of water
So what
how does bro not know about Wesley So
Because
Idk
its common chess knowledge
He just tryna troll us men, ignore him
i dont either
hes stupid
Bro I'm from hacking field... And i hardly play chess
ye, no wonder hes stuck at ||500||
how did you even come into chess
U already trold broo
vro you a CM
pass i only want IMs and
GMs vro but congratulations
on CM vro
U moree
That’s crazy, brod still at it
My wish
ayo vro what the
helly vro why u
copying me
ok so
have you actually faced Magnus Carlsen in online titled events
or any top players

very cool 👍
So
Go drown yourself in a handful of water
Just otb and braindead bullet
vro i signed up
for chess and puzzles
not karaoke with @mortal dawn
vro what is going on ts
hii
can you do /profile rq
still very cool that you beat So
oh here he is welcome
my condolences for your divorce
vro i signed up
for chess and puzzles
not karaoke with @
vro what is going on ts
ayo vro stop
copying me vro
thats some illegal
sht right there vro
im a c4 enjoyer, and i prefer to say nothing to the bird f4
yo chat
ayo vro what the
helly vro why u
copying me
67 day streak and 700 elo in blitz let's goo
bird just better
they're like opposite
with g3 or nc3?
bird super risky england super stiff
nc3
english
i dont like bean on toast
normal people don't
only the british
anyone a gameeee
%60 winrate
470 games here
okii
this only bird?
ur user?
yeah
thats impressive
send req Fruitsx77
it removed the 0s for some reason
also at your level they don't know how to punish stuff very much
okk
yeah ik its an alt
english or french what should i learn
oke so what about kramnik variation?
ruy lopez
alien gambit
bird in sky
Im trying to make it
i am saying about language 😭 🥀
than spain
oh then learn turkish or something idk
fun language
what would openings look like if pawns can only move one square
random ass language to learn
bird opening..
i think german is best
people only go to turkey to get their hairlines fixed
maybe i should learn Catalan
What is even happening
ahh
- f3
for what Spanish is good enough
you can tell someone to eat poop and it actually sounds nice
fun
trying chess on a big ash 📺
1300 elo on a school board with birds opening nice?
Vienna Gambit>>>>>Bird
no waay
Superior f4 opening
that sentenced confused the hell outta me b4 I realized you meant in the language
the best opening is 1. d4
Ew
which one
Me if I were to be werid
Hi I play d4!
sicilian dodging
catalan setup
Nerd
Cyatalan always gonna have a place in my heart
kh8 before qb5 is better
D4 players are why we can’t have nice things
as if my username is not clear enough
catalan is nice
stop fighting Vienna and cat both good 🥺
Wtf, karaoke?
so you don’t have sth good against 1. d4?
Yes but ur a nerd in the bad way
No I learned the Slav
It’s just so much less fun than 1. e4 and 1. c4
wdym bad way
That’s for me to know and you to find out.
I wanna learn the reti but the idea of learning a new opening is so tasking
Damiano Gambit > Vienna Gambit
anyone who plays catalan is trying too hard
- c4 is lame
you’re gonna double fianchetto and slow play
Who bleached ishowspeed ? Bro literally turned into a vector from scalar
I agree men, 1.d4 is absolute garbage
whats that
u dont know?
I agree
i know damiano defense idk the gambit
e4 💪
dont try it
probably all openings would be like kid
mf ain't nobody heard of no damnmeowno gambit
Good morning chat
what do you do after e5
Nf3
d4 is just e4’s annoying little brother
Nf6
good morning 2700 elo guy
Catalan easily clears vienna
2750 elo in my dreams, 750 elo in real life
We all play 1. h4

d4>
Nxe5
they are completely different play styles both have their own spot in usefulness
e4 > h4 > d4
doesnt the vienna just instantly equalize aswell
c6
just have both d4 and e4 in ur repertoire
there are 2 names of the damiano
opening principles
someone pls help me learn sicilian
No men, don't need detailed info of useless openings
don’t play it
at least with the catalan the long term +0.2 advantage can be converted to simple play
It depends on if your opponent knows the theory and wants to draw but usually the games are pretty active
Chat is ts gud I'm 700
compared to what
ai
???
damn you had an awful opening and middle game
Nice double brilliant though
bad get better
Check your DM men
can anyone teach me fischer random
like how to play it well
oof
4 inaccuracies??
wait
maaaan use YouTube or sum
He's 700 men, ofc inaccuracies will be made
he gotta get better
he is 700 men?!?!?
I don't play it
that's a solid army
Yeah
700 is not close to enough
that’s quite compressed
pfp reminds me of that meme
well for a one man unit that's pretty nice
Of what meme?
4 black pawns 1 white pawn
Gello
hi
Who play 1v1
its flex having 1300 elo
pro
Breh
2 brilants
vro u have more chances
of being a singer than
being a chess puzzler vro
btw vro hows your rapid
@jade relic @native path @jade mulch @livid badger @jade schooner @honest brook @paper goblet @vast fulcrum
Check your DMs men
now imagine if u had 2300 elo
nah flex starts at 700 above
1 miss and 1 mistake?
Ok come
yeah :(
ok come to
@honest brook ???
imagine if you swap the 3 and 1
know thy classics
me.. but im in a game rn
sup
My user wur9l
ım coming add me or look ur dm
Ok
or link
Hai
im so bad in chess, dame me
You strong
thanks for sharing vro
but wtf is this vro
is this some chess jigsaw
puzzles vro
You'll gain experience dw
I will play vs him
Me noop
i will send
thanks for sharing vro
but wtf is this vro
is this some chess jigsaw
puzzles vro
are u under 500?
but if ı want to play with @jade relic ok
what level are u at
You from Iraq?
Yes
ı m not if u want to vs with me
Accept
hmmm ı... i smell a turkish person
yes
I will play vs mr mika
ben de
You strong player
how do u know?
Breh, ok
I send
hold up it actually makes sense
i know.
accepted
Fuefurufu
idk if any other alphabet has the letter ı
whats this opening
I have to see this now
tch
Who is over 2000 rapid
not me
not me
@rancid osprey
im
Never ping me
ooooooooooh woah
If you are wanna play chill 10 min
hi.......
Why are u awake

Naughty boi
I dont even have classes dude
i hate 10 min bro
my god
proud noob
peak
Holy sand
Slide over 188 blitz ill be 1700 blitz after
i just pinged u
Bro played the Sicilian and went for the fried liver
proud noob,
does anyone knows integral here
idek what integral means
okay
Anti derivative
Now go to kha academy or youre doomed
u'll find out once you're 12th grade....
yassss
idk what that is i'll stick to the Eyup B
Tell me the winning line
Hii
Rxc3
I still don't know
spam hint button
Neow
There is no Hint butten
my hand slipprf
I am in survival puzzle rush
Was that your game review
ask engine
YEAH I SUCK
IEUFIFOIRBNG
😭
Give it a try?

just lose and look at solution
Hell naah
i mean theres a weak back rank so maybe Re5 but it doesent even threaten anything
I'm play little bit anyone could teach me any tricks
Is she my soulmate if she prioritate work before me?
no i'd never do smt ljke that !!!!!!!!!
wow it actually looks clever btw
yah i think u solved it
we promote first tho
oh wait
Ig ur better than her
bishop takes what am i thinking
the first game i ever played i made 37 blunders im pretty sure
someone say integrals
Ain't working
idk
ofc!!!!
hi :D
i'd prioritate other men 🤧
idk her but she's your twin flame
yolo gng wait why u ask
dose anyone want to play me in chess😈 🔪
Me stupid
…..
ggs
i just wanted to see if anybody knew peak
🥺
i like it a lot
Wym
yes
If I move the knight I win but I don't think me noop
@jade schooner go another match?
rlly? So what was the solution
Me no understand
ok
i respect dat gng
did u js see it vro
yeah.
i think solution is a3
contour out there
did yall knew the word procraatinator means "some one who sits in a sandwitch in the dark"
Hi guys
do u have like calculus classes or did u just learn it for fun
Is she my soulmate if she had 7 bf before me….
I feel goooud
nooo she should at least have 25
no
No
yh i got calc classes for uni n stuff
anithing above 3 is a red flag
Thanks guys
yes
cool bro🙏
np
I feel like we could figure things out
no
jeeez okayyy
Hi chat
hi
I still don't knoe
havent u tried the line @livid badger gave
it is
rxd6 cxd6 and knight can reach pawn
A3 looking solid for sure man
a3 then you run away from the rooks checks
just remamber have standards like set 10 things a person should have or shoudnt yk and if they chek 80% the person is good for you
ye ur right
You need to become my therapist
idk still winning tho
ur harika
im harika
🥹
If white doesn't response to a3 then?
im impressed
Umm! I didn't play yet
After a3 theres a big threat of Be6 Rxc3 so
It's my friend solving it but now he isn't in the vc
Did your friend help u
no
Is your friend a fish
I'll definitely play that
calculate through irl board
Ohh aight
fun
how is this brilliant?
why??? like you can do all that ur self like alot of stuff other people cant help you with exept perfect gym form by when u start yk nth and prob like hair style cuz they see u dif yk what i mean
wth
idk what that is but gl
Good luck ❤️
yo guys
I get what u mean
hi
why?
on the big screen 
yeee like i was deppresed at one point and now besicly live the best life ever if u look at my history yk
ggs
wanna again_?
nope ur better than my school friends:D
waddup gang
Sup
blacksquare
float like a butterfly sac like a rook
Im so in love with this woman, like she have lovely black hair and the most beautiful brown eyes but idk what to do she lives in saudi and im not sure i wanna move there
let's keep it chess related
chess more like bless
she wants play london
No
Who’s your favourite chess player of all time?
ok london player
xd
e4??
+1
ok then, you're getting catfished
cat is way better
try to move on or try to talk with her abt it or smt
How do you respond to from’s gambit?
whats that i forgot
Wsg chat
f4 e5?
Yeah
Sup
Tal
Very very good pick
just transpose into KG smile
Just ate
just take it
Is hard
Ooh very nice
e5 d6 variant or e5 Qh4 variant
Chess, more like bless
holy shi nobody asked about your love life gang go ask chatgpt to be your therapist
Well I’ve never seen d6 before I see qh4 where they try to mate with bishop
chess more like mess
g3 and nf3
and ur just winning by a few points
its like +1 for white
Yeah ik it’s such a bad response for black
ıs this is a checkmate?
idk who would fall for that
For black yea
yeah?
no
Wait wait rook on h file
No that bishop in the corner
try to teach her ruy lopez
https://www.chess.com/game/166021527312 checkmate in 11 moves im 240 Elo am i good?
Istg e4 propaganda everywhere I go
bishop on h7
guys doesnt this name ring a bell?
predicted
Dont talk to me you mad goofy
not to me
See brother
nah not for me
I would’ve guessed rook on h2
not to me
ok london player
Guys based on this move alone what elo would you guess me to be
ohno now my day is ruined because some whiny girl won't talk to me
yes yes yes
Don’t even dare brand me as that. Queens gambit forever
not hard to find tbh based on only that move id say 900
not under 500
Really that’s not hard? Damn I thought I was better
bro its not under 500
someone match
Queens gambit on top buddy
I’m about 450
i know it
nothing wrong w playing it tho
in what way is it better
Yes that’s my profile
more fun
i know than bec there is role
QG is plenty fun
Ik I was asking what ppl would think my elo is based on just that move
user?
You got lichess?
Could I find a chess huzz with my 2000 rapid rating
oh in the move its 1700 maybe
sure
Ok DM me
Eryx_Aether
Thanks bro
'ez'
accept
this has got to be top 1 worst feeling of all time
why
u win the game
oh sorry
not much , more painful is lose on time, when u have mate in 1
isnt that exactly what happened here
this is true pain
my bad
qh2 is mate in 1
i even played the move but i ran out of time before the move reached the server
can u add more circles, i dont know what i should be looking at
Ahhhhhh
ok
sorry my bad
why are you circling e1
u should circle g13
i said my bad and ur white ı understand it because the table is e = if its black = white if its black = its white = black
im pretty sure you can just look at the numbers
hi
hi
i think you're the only one that uses that 
but i guess do what you want to do
hi guys
create a new accoutn ı know ur 2000-2500 elo
what
i dont vs with u on ur main account cuz ım not under 500
.
i dont get it
hlo
what do i do now that i know this
wanna 1v1 only?
If I win and the player vs me do rematch and he win who will have the elo?
why are u send me request??
you both break even
dang
my first game be like
just casually
dont lie!
Ok
You where from?
india
Ok
so u know who is ivanchuk?
bro what?? i think that is bad answer, but ok
huh
welcome to the chess world
You where from?
!???!
u dont know?
we played yesterday 😂
You spain
yes
neanderthal
ok
f5 always good
damn ts dead as hell
thanks for sharing vro
but wtf is this vro
is this some chess jigsaw
puzzles vro
f5 😭
fr f5* fr* f5* fr* f5* fr* f5*
u bored as hell boy
might needa look at f4 SMT
f4 better
ok im done
i forgot
I forgor
anyone know what this is my tuff blox fruit twin sent it to me
exactly how I always imagine it
fairs
neverland
anyone wants to beat me rq
me too
It's a lightning move, if paired with certain moves has 25% to stun, adds +25% lightning damage, and rarily can spawn a heavenly thunder
in game
what
ill beat u
mwah let's go
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no way
lol
?
la sen türk msüün?
turk degilim ama ogreniyor
hii tamam
yunanim
anladım
mf saw the name and said convo time
Hi
fr
hello
how ı get these roles ?
hi polomonsterosin
idk
idk
i love playing unrated and playing dumb shi
1.h3
Custom roles
?
https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1072704489494151168 probs here but i don't think you want the spam roles
ooops wrong place
channel & roles
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yaay
lol
ty
MY GAMBIT MY...
my what?
js play the game innit
I love queens gambit
huh u dont know alien gambit
nope only ı know the name
ragozen defense
England gambit 🥀
good
wdym it's one of the most famous ones
yep
its englund gambit
u from Ind
how
it's just 1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Bb4 4. Nf3 d5
nope u dont know anything 
then why would you ask
that is not a good word in ind so we say england
i was just asking lmao
chill
Hello guys,
Im 23 from germany ive been playing chess since i was a kid with more or less long breaks.
Im looking for people to play chess with and talk to. If you down feel free to dm me
why not play smt else
I want to play w her but she cheated
no
are you your pfp
debate u both
oh idk who that is
you could also not play into qg if you don't like it
i lost to a 1 month old kid will my name be there genies world record
Nope
yes it is above 1200
objectively yes but practically no
Shut up
plenty of people 2000 rated who don't know the full refutation
u shut up kitty
it's pretty mid, just depends on your opponent being dumb and most people above 1000 know it
1300 dumb
you shouldn't let other people tell you how to enjoy chess
Learning openings is fun
D4 da best
just learn sicilian and spam it
i mean you shouldn't let people tell you when to learn openings, when not to etc etc
who
You