💬〡chess-talk

[lilac fulcrum]

imma try to solve it

[half brook]

is it not just nxf6

[frosty grail]

i did defend the pawn, then his pawns came along and bullied my pieces away from it and there was nothing i could do. hOpE thIS hElPs, what a fcking imbecile

[lilac fulcrum]

white to move?

[dire apex]

I have 71% winrate with my e5 opening

[half brook]

someone needs a cold shower

[twin patio]

i have no idea how you got into this from e5 👀

[dire apex]

Yes

[half brook]

would not really call that a "hard sacrifice puzzle"

[pastel yew]

how i got like a 40% 😭

[frosty grail]

i played e5 and then developed my knight and bishop then his pawns came along to bully my pieces lol

[dire apex]

No

[half brook]

Oh wait nxf6 rxf6

[lilac fulcrum]

im finding a follow up

first its Qxh7 check brilliant move since it sacs the queen

[lilac fulcrum]

king is forced to take

knight takes bishop double check.

[honest brook]

oo nice

[lilac fulcrum]

king moves knight check..

h4

[pastel yew]

hm I will try that if I dont just end up doing modern defense or smth

[lilac fulcrum]

g3 king moves

[honest brook]

oh wait actually I change my answer probably the alien gambit

[lilac fulcrum]

bishop to e2

[honest brook]

alien gambit is super fun

[frosty grail]

why the fck doesnt this stupid website have anti mouseslip yet

[lilac fulcrum]

rh2 castles mate gg

[dire apex]

You'll lose more playing that opening

[lilac fulcrum]

gng give me something harder like damn

[trail vortex]

your gambit not your legacy

[lilac fulcrum]

i want something i spend 10 mins on i spent 2 mins thinking on this

[dire apex]

Forced castle checkmate in 8 moves from a queen sacrifice

[pastel yew]

I have a 60% winrate with modern defense

[frosty grail]

yeah i can take the knight back but that was NOT what i wanted to pla yand my pawns get permanently mangled so im gonna lose anyways because my king will be hunted

[honest brook]

my gambit my legaaacy

[lilac fulcrum]

give me something harder this wasnt hard to calculate

[honest brook]

my tag from his server

[dire apex]

Ok play whatever makes you win then

[dire apex]

I wish I still played Dutch because I won hella games with it

[cinder atlas]

||is it a queen sac? There's a Knight mate if king goes backwards after double check but too lazy to calc if he comes forward 💀||

[honest brook]

I think it does have like a double tap thing but yeah I feel you I lost a few yesterday cause of egregious slips

[lilac fulcrum]

nah but it wasnt im a 540 and for some reason i love sacking pieces ive developed a sense for it

[dire apex]

yes and it ends with castle checkmate

[frosty grail]

now i get to have my pieces bullied into submission forever, yay i love chess

[half brook]

qxh7 kxh7 nxf6 kh6 neg4+ kg5 h4+ kf4 g3+ kf3 be2+ kg2 O-O-O then followed by rg1++

[lilac fulcrum]

bro im not fischer trust me

[frosty grail]

and now i just lose gg my pawns are ruined my bishop is gone for a knight ggggggggg

[trail vortex]

that's Tal bro

[lilac fulcrum]

trust me bro im not tal

[pastel yew]

my best sacrifice was an inaccuracy lol

[dire apex]

no

[lilac fulcrum]

trust me bro im actually not

[dire apex]

There is no long castle

At least not forced

[lilac fulcrum]

brilliants are fun

[dire apex]

Broski just flexing

[lilac fulcrum]

i like them a lot

[normal mason]

whys the queen not on h5 lol

[half brook]

welp it's something like that

[normal mason]

knockoff puzzle

[lilac fulcrum]

gng give me a hard puzzle cause idk where to find them

and chess.com puzzles that are "2300+" suck they are not hard at all

[pastel yew]

yes lol

[lilac fulcrum]

r u talking to me

[pastel yew]

yes

forgot to reply 😭

[lilac fulcrum]

[signal snow]

I don't really think you want an actual hard puzzle, they are hard as hell

[lilac fulcrum]

i want it.

NOW

[signal snow]

Okay give me a sec

[lilac fulcrum]

i like sacrificing my rook its always fun tbh

[half brook]

I'm looking at this and i'm pretty sure nxf6 is just winning am I wrong

[lilac fulcrum]

if you mean as the first move you are wrong

[dire apex]

Rook recapture?

[deft shard]

Who is Neferpitou27

[dire apex]

Wait nvm

[lilac fulcrum]

the solution i found was to sac the queen. took me 10 seconds to realize since i remember a certain queen sac from lasker i think it was idk

[signal snow]

Solve this

[half brook]

I checked with an engine and I am correct it is forced mate in 7

[lilac fulcrum]

yes you sac the queen buddy

[dire apex]

I know but ur continuation is off

[signal snow]

@lilac fulcrum

[lilac fulcrum]

its just Qxh7+

[half brook]

It's correct

as verified with an engine

[lilac fulcrum]

is there an available fen

i like drawing arrows in chess.com

[dire apex]

Show me where there is a long castle in the sequence

[keen cloak]

Welcome! Let's play a game and l'Il teach you strategy along the way.
When you're ready, pick a color and let's begin.

[signal snow]

Lemme check

[deft shard]

Welcome! Let's play a game and l'Il teach you strategy along the way.
When you're ready, pick a color and let's begin.

[normal mason]

Rh2 or O-O-O both work

[pastel yew]

I set you to 400 elo and lose

[frosty grail]

shocked i won one

[normal mason]

actually there is a faster checkmate if you castle after g3+ Kf3 and prep Nh2#

[lilac fulcrum]

@signal snow black to move or white to move

[normal mason]

but like of course you go for the castle checkmate or Kd2 checkmate

[signal snow]

Black

[half brook]

check it yourself with the engine, the sequence I already posted

[dire apex]

Yh im probably wrong I wont argue, I think there is 2 or 3 correct solutions, I only saw short castle checkmate @normal mason @half brook

[normal mason]

and why is the queen on f5

[dire apex]

Anyways solve this one its easy

[normal mason]

did you set up the puzzle from memory 😂

[exotic walrus]

im trying to find the brilliant and why I did get it does anyone know?

[lilac fulcrum]

lemme calculate

[dire apex]

No its from someone's game here

[lilac fulcrum]

may change during game review

[exotic walrus]

i dont got review so im trying to do research

[normal mason]

https://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1259009 it's probably not lol

[dire apex]

I took it from a screenshot here but changed the black queens position cuz otherwise white had a hanging queen last move, maybe they got it from this game

Black queen was on e7 in the original screenshot

[normal mason]

yeah i dont see how the queen gets onto f5 in an actual game

like queen on f5 implies, black's last move is playing e6 to attack the queen

[dire apex]

Thats where it was but blacks last move had to be e6

[normal mason]

so how tf did the bishop get out

not possible

[lilac fulcrum]

@signal snow Ra2 found after 2 mins of thinking lemme find follow up

[dire apex]

Explain

[normal mason]

the dark squared bishop on f6

[dire apex]

In the original screenshot the black queen is on e7 which means the white queen was hanging last move

[normal mason]

if black's last move was e6 then that means e7 and g7 pawns are on the starting position

[lilac fulcrum]

if queen takes i found mate in 8

[normal mason]

then the dark squared bishop cannot get out

[lilac fulcrum]

if rook takes queen

[dire apex]

Gng I didnt come up with ts💔

[normal mason]

yes that was the original game black played Qe7 to protect h7 via the 7th rank

[lilac fulcrum]

its re1+ i think

[dire apex]

Btm

[lilac fulcrum]

rxf1 and bishop takes rook

[normal mason]

its just a discussion lol dont get stressed over it

[dire apex]

yeah I dont mind I agree it doesnt make sense

[normal mason]

and also ofc if the queen is on d8 Nxf6+ is winning

[dire apex]

This one is from a game I played at 1600

[normal mason]

you do get the h7 pawn its not mate but its very good

[lilac fulcrum]

@signal snow if ignores then its mate

nah bro give me another one harder this time

damn am i just good at puzzles idk

[dire apex]

Solve the one I sent

[lilac fulcrum]

i did tho

i sent it??? dawg its easy

[dire apex]

I didnt see it

[keen cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400593585904029797/1482210240324829246/Welcome_Lets_play_a_game_and_lIl_teach_you_strategy_along_the_way..gif

aww

[bright dawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400593585904029797/1482152395281797383/cooltext504162811846856.gif

[dire apex]

Link the message real quick

[keen cloak]

why didnt it go

[lilac fulcrum]

brotato its so easy queen takes pawn check king is forced to take then knight takes bishop double check if king goes back mate in 1 if king forward then another check with the other knight then h4 check then g3 then bishop check then rook check then castles mate

[dire apex]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[keen cloak]

Welcome! Let's play a game and l'Il teach you strategy along the way.
When you're ready, pick a color and let's begin. Welcome! Let's play a game and l'Il teach you strategy along the way.
When you're ready, pick a color and let's begin. Welcome! Let's play a game and l'Il teach you strategy along the way.
When you're ready, pick a color and let's begin.

[normal mason]

@lilac fulcrum white to move

[dire apex]

Notation pls

[open dove]

Is it better to protect the pawn or sac it for development

[lilac fulcrum]

fen?

[bright dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/geometry-dash-sonic-wave-wave-happy-fun-gif-12974962265828363372

[open dove]

Not a live game

[bright dawn]

no

no

[lilac fulcrum]

bro its exactly like the lasker game the fatal attraction

[dire apex]

Its literally not its from my game as a 1600

[bright dawn]

@keen cloak whats ur game name same mame

[keen cloak]

what

[dire apex]

Qxc2 is losing btw

[normal mason]

you are a UCI engine?

[bright dawn]

you know

like a car in the train

[keen cloak]

i bet you cant beat me even on 200 elo bro

[lilac fulcrum]

what is UCI

[normal mason]

you have eyes to see the puzzle

[dire apex]

This is the puzzle I sent

[bright dawn]

i dont care

beat me on 0 elo

[keen cloak]

okay

[lilac fulcrum]

oh didnt see it

[coarse iris]

i am a fan of handing off backrank mates to be nice. none of them happen to me on purpose, and it's entirely to make the opponent have a better day. >.<

[lilac fulcrum]

wait im solving another puzzle

[dire apex]

ok

[open dove]

Anyone able to answer my question

[bright dawn]

me

that inst

[lilac fulcrum]

im calculating rn. pawn push to promotion queen knight fork king d7 knight takes queen

kxd8

a5+

i feel like this isnt a real puzzle

its -2.1 in stockfish.

[normal mason]

yeah that is losing

[normal mason]

lmao

[lilac fulcrum]

imma solve this one now

[dire apex]

I remember tricking my opponent into this position one time

[normal mason]

bro is painstakingly putting every puzzle into stockfish

nothing better to do i guess..

[dire apex]

Literally none of Black's pieces can ever move

[lilac fulcrum]

black to move?

[normal mason]

stop sending the guy puzzles lol

[wary token]

Who is below 1000?

[dire apex]

Why did he ask for the FEN earlier

[normal mason]

cuz hes putting it into stockfish 😂😂😂

[edgy breach]

Why not push b4 for the c5 pawn

[normal mason]

i sent a puzzle that stockfish cant solve on its own

[lilac fulcrum]

acorn im calculating moves

Nb3+ cxb3

Rxd3+ i think is brilliant

THE ROOOK

king takes rook...

[normal mason]

i could tell you that in 3 seconds because i dont need to put it into stockfish

[lilac fulcrum]

queen to d6 check

if king to c3 you win the queen

if king to c2 bishop checks on f5

queen takes queen

[honest brook]

where did you guys get elo roles

[dire apex]

Link ur account

[lilac fulcrum]

best move here is bishop to e3

queen to d3 check

kb4 only move

[honest brook]

how

[lilac fulcrum]

a5

[honest brook]

oh I found it nvm

[lilac fulcrum]

king takes a5, queen takes b3

best move here is knight to c3

b6 check

[normal mason]

@lilac fulcrum try solving my puzzle with the help of stockfish

if you help it a bit it can find the solution

you just need to find the first 3 moves yourself

approximately

[lilac fulcrum]

ka6, kb8

any move forced mate

checkmate, acorn.

[dire apex]

"Never resign" mfs what do you do here as black

[lilac fulcrum]

nah stockfish won't help here

[edgy breach]

Play till
The end

ain't no puss puss

[summer gale]

Isn't this the puzzle tal solved

[normal mason]

it will because itll help you with the last 80% when you find the first 20%

[normal mason]

yes

[lilac fulcrum]

alright bro the only thing ill do with stockfish is check if you give me a losing puzzle

[normal mason]

yeah sure thats why you are 800 right

[dire apex]

Fake 500

[lilac fulcrum]

so many people call me fake 500 i blunder too you know

[dire apex]

If you are actually 500 you wouldn't be able to notate and calculate all of ts youre obviously using a board

[lilac fulcrum]

i just like sacrifices thats it

[lilac fulcrum]

i'm so good at puzzles this guy thinks i'm using the engine 🙏

[dire apex]

What's your puzzle rating

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> royalchess_9

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[normal mason]

aight im getting bored

[edgy breach]

lmfao

[normal mason]

cya

[edgy breach]

That profile pic

[lilac fulcrum]

started doing puzzles yesterday im 1030

[edgy breach]

yeah alright lmao

[dire apex]

Thats terrible

[lilac fulcrum]

?

[lilac fulcrum]

imma do some puzzles brb ive barely done 10

[dire apex]

No wonder youre 500

[normal mason]

does chess.com ban for engine use in puzzles

[dire apex]

Puzzles are important even at my level

[normal mason]

probably not right

[dire apex]

no and if they do its not enforceable

[normal mason]

yeah obviously lol

[edgy breach]

Technically yes

[normal mason]

i know u can use engine against bots

[edgy breach]

You're still ranked globally so using an engine would technically be a violation of fair play

[lilac fulcrum]

they are so boring like dude thats why i dont do normal puzzles i do custom puzzles and dont gain rating. i get bored of these. they take like 2 seconds to spot 🙏

[dire apex]

Actually I checked and using engines in puzzles is disallowed

[lilac fulcrum]

only 1030 because these puzzles suck

[dire apex]

Strange

[proven wave]

Feel free to participate in #🧩〡weekend-puzzle-rush

[normal mason]

but we’ve found the first person on chess.com to do that it seems like

[lilac fulcrum]

who

[dire apex]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[wooden lava]

alright, imma get back to 700 elo

[lilac fulcrum]

alright bro i'm done people tell me i use the engine like damn let me be skilled

[frosty peak]

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[lilac fulcrum]

tell me what. it's not me i don't use the engine

[dreamy solar]

imagine playing chess with hellen keller

[honest brook]

what would be the imagination about

[nocturne garnet]

I'd walk all over her

[dreamy solar]

she just throws her king out the window

lmao

[honest brook]

how would she know where the window is

[dreamy solar]

she doesnt

[nocturne garnet]

super smell

[wooden lava]

are you bullying blind people?

[nocturne garnet]

yes

[dreamy solar]

yes

[honest brook]

😭

[dreamy solar]

i support blind people

[wooden lava]

imagine telling the server mods

[nocturne garnet]

I dont

[dreamy solar]

but not hellen keller

[dire apex]

I am 5% blind

[dreamy solar]

i dont like her

[wooden lava]

i have 20/50 vision

which isn’t really blind but its still bad

[nocturne garnet]

Grrrr😠

[dreamy solar]

ok and

[nocturne garnet]

I have 20/20

[dreamy solar]

u dontlook like hellen keller to me pal

[lilac fulcrum]

can someone play a game agaisnt me i dont care if you are 500 or 1500 or 2500 i just wanna play

[dire apex]

Yes

[nocturne garnet]

me

[lilac fulcrum]

same

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 133 (184 peak)
Blitz: 129 (211 peak)
Bullet: 100

[dire apex]

1v1 me in blitz

[lilac fulcrum]

whats your rating

[wooden lava]

2020?

[nocturne garnet]

500

[dreamy solar]

yo

when did i hit 200

[nocturne garnet]

yes

[dreamy solar]

w speed

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> royalchess_9

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[dreamy solar]

you look like my mom bro

[lilac fulcrum]

play wayward queen attack and pray your opponent is a mouse inside a human body

[frosty peak]

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> 727589ar

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Bullet: 1140 (1291 peak)

[nocturne garnet]

trust 1v1 me but do rapid 30min

[dreamy solar]

who is wayward twin

[lilac fulcrum]

no 30 min

[honest brook]

oh cool

[wooden lava]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[lilac fulcrum]

i ask the same question

[nocturne garnet]

why not

[dire apex]

Actually 200 elo players are very good chess players

[lilac fulcrum]

because no. 10 min each

[nocturne garnet]

k 10min is chill

[dire apex]

One of them in this server beat me with 95% accuracy in a rapid game twice

[nocturne garnet]

probly botting

[honest brook]

maybe alt

[lilac fulcrum]

stock 🐟

[dire apex]

Nah they lost to other 200s on their account

They just got lucky i guess

[lilac fulcrum]

send me the challenge unrated

[nocturne garnet]

alr send me a request my user is Glubby987

[honest brook]

were both games 95?

[wooden lava]

NO IM 687 ELO AGAIN

[dire apex]

I think it was 89 and 95

[lilac fulcrum]

sent

[honest brook]

can you check other people's accounts with the bot

[lilac fulcrum]

mated this guy in 10 moves like bro 🙏

[nocturne garnet]

nah nah nah rematch

[lilac fulcrum]

nah bro

[nocturne garnet]

misclick trust

[lilac fulcrum]

my bishop sac was enough tal'ness from me

[dire apex]

1v1 me

[lilac fulcrum]

and yall say i use the engine damn

[lilac fulcrum]

user?

[frosty peak]

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Bullet: 1166 (1174 peak)

[honest brook]

bruh

[lilac fulcrum]

@dire apex brotato chip im not beating a 1900

but ill try i guess

[dire apex]

In blitz

[lilac fulcrum]

no

rapid

[dire apex]

In bullet

Ill slime you in any tc

[lilac fulcrum]

bros boutta say "in the particle accelerator timer" setting

[pseudo turret]

yo i reall need help

[dire apex]

Hyperbullet

[pseudo turret]

like badly

[dire apex]

Ill even slime you in 1+1

[pseudo turret]

i gotta play dis guy can someone js tell me what to do

[lilac fulcrum]

bro i dont play bullet or blitz

[edgy breach]

bro nobody cares

[pseudo turret]

bro pleaseeee

[honest brook]

mf we can't sub in for you

[dire apex]

Ill slime you in classical or daily too

[edgy breach]

Who

[pseudo turret]

ima js send a pic and u tell me what to do next

[pseudo turret]

guy at my hs

[edgy breach]

lmao

[honest brook]

bruh 😭

[lilac fulcrum]

why is bro not accepting the request im a 500 youll slime me

[dire apex]

<@&745328830649991179>

[pseudo turret]

someone PLEASE help me

[edgy breach]

What's his elo

[pseudo turret]

sh idk hes making me play on cool math games

[south gyro]

Anyone wanna play non rated rapid ?

[edgy breach]

are u guys regarded

[honest brook]

how old are you

[pseudo turret]

15

[rose hamlet]

play king's gambit, 1/1000 chance of you winning, if black, try stafford

[pseudo turret]

buzzword buzzword buzzword

[edgy breach]

jeez I'm getting old

[pseudo turret]

ive never played chess in my life

bru ik wht cool math games is lmao 😭

[rose hamlet]

research it, u have a chance of winning with opening traps at least

[pseudo turret]

BRO HES RUSHING ME SOMEONE HELP 😭

[honest brook]

oh wait I can send images now sick

[pseudo turret]

can i js send u pics and u tell me what piece to move

[edgy breach]

No, learn how to play legitimately

[honest brook]

bro if u bad it's ok you just started don't cheat

[pseudo turret]

gng

js play em for me 💔

[edgy breach]

Learn how to spell too

[pseudo turret]

twin u got me?

[edgy breach]

Bro you can play legit, why do you need to win so bad

[honest brook]

did you read a single word in that message

[steel lintel]

hm

[pseudo turret]

football jersey numb

[edgy breach]

Bet i got you

[pseudo turret]

dont blunder me

[viscid kindle]

hiiiii

supp

[fickle idol]

hello

[queen bramble]

Bro ima acc lose it, I did so many puzzles and courses to learn opening like the ruy Lopez and Caro kann for black but I can’t seem hit above 800-1350 game ratings… my elo is also stuck at 650, it was 800 but fell down after learning the caro kann lol, kept losing with black

HELPPPP

[timid sigil]

I'm convinced there's not much difference between 800s and 1000s

[honest brook]

don't learn the ruy Lopez and learn how to play good moves the openings aren't that important

[sinful epoch]

anyone wana 1v1 my user is wemm12

[timid sigil]

Getting to 1000 is kinda underwhelming

[viscid kindle]

fr

wanna play rapid, anyone?

[sinful epoch]

sure

wemm12

[viscid kindle]

aightt

[timid sigil]

• learns openings
• does puzzles

Stuck at 650

You need to get better at middle game. So .. chess fundamentals and tactics

[fiery chasm]

most of them still blunder simple tactics

[timid sigil]

Yh

[honest brook]

why did you respond like chat gpt

[fiery chasm]

once you get to intermediate, its still the same thing but they blunder less

[timid sigil]

Hmm. I can see that

[fiery chasm]

i went from 700 to 1400 in 2025

[queen bramble]

Hmm Alr Alr

[fossil kite]

in how long

[queen bramble]

Howwww

[viscid kindle]

are ya sure you wanna play with me?

[fiery chasm]

a year

now currently going to 1700 soon

[fossil kite]

teach me ur ways

[nocturne garnet]

guys is Gaiathefoodie or Senorgigglenuts a better name?

[timid sigil]

I went from 400 to 1000 in 3 1/2 months

[fossil kite]

holy

[honest brook]

where's the ñ

[queen bramble]

How

[fossil kite]

I went from 100 to 600 in a month

😟🫩

[fiery chasm]

learn simple tactics like hanging pieces, pins, forks, and simple sacrifices

[nocturne garnet]

Idk how to add accents just answer

[queen bramble]

Same I started playing like 2 months ago

[honest brook]

be gaiathegigglenuts or something

[fickle idol]

á

[fiery chasm]

learn endgame first before anything else

[fossil kite]

I started in january but I can't get past 600 now

[nocturne garnet]

na u gotta vote for one

[queen bramble]

Hm Alr Alr bet

[viscid kindle]

ngl,that's a lot of improvement

[fiery chasm]

• learn endgames
• learn basic tactics

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ssv-ssvnetwork-2

[fickle idol]

Same, but in 2 months

[timid sigil]

Win games. I have 310 games btw

[fiery chasm]

i went from 1400 to 1600 in just 30 days

[honest brook]

tbf 100 elo is literally you started chess that same day

[pastel yew]

I went from 1003 to 1003 in one month

[glass tartan]

chess is easy see

[queen bramble]

Nooo way I couldn’t have guessed that

[glass tartan]

anyone can get elo points

[fossil kite]

nice))

[sinful epoch]

went frome 100 to 1800 in 1 day

[honest brook]

revolutionary discovery

[fossil kite]

technically

[queen bramble]

Okay now y’all just making up shi

[timid sigil]

Lmao. But like fr. I just watch grandmaster games. Ideally ones with commentary.

[fiery chasm]

elo role says otherwise 🥀

[fossil kite]

HOW OMG

[honest brook]

nah he's real I watched him play that same day

[viscid kindle]

no way that's fr😭😭

[pastel yew]

I play unrated lol

[queen bramble]

Ooooh lowkey that’s smart ima do Tht

[viscid kindle]

jk, sarcasm 🤦🏻‍♀️

[sinful epoch]

add me

[edgy breach]

169 in 1 week boyyy

[fossil kite]

how do u play unrated

[fickle idol]

...how

[fiery chasm]

or, if you have a favorite GM, like example: Anatoly Karpov, try to learn and analize from his games

[viscid kindle]

what's your elo in rapid btw?

[glass tartan]

once i won like 500 dollars from a 1 dollar bing o card i bought

[pastel yew]

theres an option that says rated, turn it off

[timid sigil]

1100 is 89th percentile!?

[pastel yew]

on the play function

[steel lintel]

Wow

[edgy breach]

490 1 month

[honest brook]

yee you'd be surprised

[pastel yew]

0 1 month

[sinful epoch]

110

[glass tartan]

bingo is an easy game

[fossil kite]

ohh ok

[dire apex]

Gg @lilac fulcrum

[edgy breach]

what

[sinful epoch]

i mostle play 30 bug

[honest brook]

I think top 200 rapid is like 2500

[lilac fulcrum]

gg

[dire apex]

You lasted longer than the 900 I played against

[lilac fulcrum]

cool

[sinful epoch]

1v1 me

[pastel yew]

ive been playing unrated for so long my rating is completely still

im scared its gonna go below 1000

[honest brook]

welp if you go below 1000 you no longer have to worry about going below 1000

😃

[pastel yew]

but then I have to get to 1000 🙁

and then I lose 900 rating points

[honest brook]

it's better to try not and worry cause your emotions will do nothing but hinder your performance

[timid sigil]

@queen bramble you play the ruy Lopez? There's lots of traps with kings pawn. You can learn that if you want some quick elo. I personally play queen's pawn tho

[viscid kindle]

it's natural being scared but you still you have to play a lot of games if you're aiming to be good enough on it tho

[sinful epoch]

who ever wants to 1v1 me go to just chating

[pastel yew]

is an average of 80 percent accuracy good for a 1000

[late ember]

Hey everyone! I'm around 1400 rapid and looking for someone close to that rating to play some chill games. (we could even play while on a voice call just for fun) - I am new to the server, add me directly elmazeless or dm me ^^

[uneven plover]

If you’re. 2800+ I’ll play you.

[sinful epoch]

i will

[viscid kindle]

yeahhh

that's great

[uneven plover]

No.

[sinful epoch]

im about 1800

[novel summit]

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[uneven plover]

Accuracy doesn’t tell you anything about the game.

[viscid kindle]

why is that then?

[timid sigil]

That's pretty standard. I get 91-95% in 3/5 games

[pastel yew]

oh. 100?

[uneven plover]

Hard pass.

[viscid kindle]

oh well, you have a point

[timid sigil]

How the knight moves

[young locust]

Check out this #chess game: mrizo vs Chess_Stronger - https://www.chess.com/live/game/165918939266

[frosty peak]

mrizo (2360) vs. Chess_Stronger (2260)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. Bd3 e6 5. Nf3 Be7 6. c3 a6 7. Bf4 Nc6 8. Qe2 Nf6 9. Nbd2 O-O 10. O-O b5 11. a3 Bb7 12. Rad1 Rc8 13. Bb1 Nh5 14. Qd3 g6 15. Bh6 Re8 16. h3 Bf8 17. Qe3 Bg7 18. Rfe1 Qd6 19. Bxg7 Nxg7 20. Qh6 Nh5 21. Ng5 Nf6 22. Re3 Qf8 23. Qh4 Qg7 24. Rf3 h6 25. Rxf6 hxg5 26. Qxg5 Ne7 27. Nf3 Rc6 28. Ne5 Rf8 29. Nxc6 Bxc6 30. Rd3 Nf5 31. Rf3 Bd7 32. g4 Nd6 33. Bxg6 Ne4 34. Bh7+ Kxh7 35. Qh5+ Kg8 36. Rh6 Be8 37. Qh4 f6 38. Kh2 Bg6 39. g5 Nxg5 40. Rg3 Be4 41. Qh5 Nf3+ 42. Rxf3 Bxf3 43. Qh4 Qg2# 

[viscid kindle]

but accuracy may also depends on how good or bad you play in every match, right?

[uneven plover]

No, it doesn’t tell you anything, it’s a flawed metric. It could be a high number because you played a dragged out endgame or because your opponent quit in the opening.

[queen bramble]

okok bet ima learn middlegame first then go back n master middlegame

[late ember]

anyone ?

[novel summit]

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[viscid kindle]

oh yeahyeah, frfr

[timid sigil]

Just how closely you play engine moves.

[honest brook]

just cause certain situations give different accuracies doesn't mean it can't tell you something about one specific game

[dire apex]

Not really.

[honest brook]

obviously if your opponent leaves the match you know accuracy doesn't matter

[pastel yew]

my average game ends in the middlegame so no usual opening resignation or drawn-out endgame for me

[viscid kindle]

yea

[uneven plover]

He asked if 80 accuracy was good. We don’t know the game played. Accuracy by itself doesn’t tell us anything about the game.

[dire apex]

If you miss the same complex tactic multiple times in a row but play perfectly otherwise, your accuracy could be as low as 40%

even though you only missed one tactic

[timid sigil]

80 accuracy in a 50 move game 🤌

[honest brook]

well he's not gonna say 80% on a game somebody left lol

[grizzled summit]

im 400 elo trying to get to 1000 in 3 months tips pls 🫩

[dire apex]

80% accuracy in a game that ended quickly is bad, 80% accuracy in a 100 move game is very good

[dense kestrel]

why can t i open mic in vc rooms?

[pastel yew]

puzzles help a lot

[uneven plover]

Most games end in resignation, so he most likely did.

[viscid kindle]

well yeah, you're right

[queen bramble]

this u?

[red sparrow]

How valuable is chess 960 in learning main chess

[pastel yew]

uhhhh

[honest brook]

teaches you to play without relying on theory

[dire apex]

Also I dont understand the logic of players in a completely drawn locked position declining a draw so they can 'play it out.' Whats the point?

[uneven plover]

I disagree. If their opinion 100 move game was an easy draw for 70 moves, then it’s very likely the accuracy would be above 90. 80 would be bad in that regard.

[queen bramble]

ego

[pastel yew]

to be able to learn what comes with a drawn endgame

[marsh pulsar]

No way Gotham chess can beat FABIANO CARUANA but not get GM

[grizzled summit]

thank you

[uneven plover]

So again, accuracy doesn’t tell you anything meaningful.

[pastel yew]

specifically 1600-2000 rated ones

[grizzled summit]

but im just 400

[dire apex]

It tells you what the clanker thinks of your game thats it

[viscid kindle]

so, how 'bout the percentile?

what's the purpose of it?

[grizzled summit]

do you recommend like actually studying openening and all that

[pastel yew]

still pretty solvable, just look for ways to gain material or checkmate or smth

[grizzled summit]

and how long do u think it would take for me to reach 1000 if i play 2 hours daily

[honest brook]

at your level you just need to learn the basics of playing well but yeah openings can help

[pastel yew]

that's probably like 1200

[dire apex]

They said puzzles

[pastel yew]

a couple months

[marsh pulsar]

Depends

[novel summit]

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[dense kestrel]

a

[uneven plover]

All these numbers are meaningless. The only things that truly matters is that you see where you went wrong, where you can improve and where you ran out of theory.

[pastel yew]

b

[uneven plover]

Accuracy and everything else is BS.

[grizzled summit]

on?

[uneven plover]

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

[pastel yew]

how fast you learn

[late ember]

Hey everyone! I'm around 1400 rapid and looking for someone close to that rating to play some chill games. (we could even play while on a voice call just for fun) - I am new to the server, add me directly elMazeless or dm me ^^

[honest brook]

surprised there isnt a channel for game requests like that

[ornate portal]

Anyone who is 2k wanna play blitz or rapid unrated?

Wanna learn

[pastel yew]

im 900 🔥

[ornate portal]

Better than 70% of chess players🔥

[uneven plover]

There is, it’s #🇪🇸〡español.

[honest brook]

says no access

[ornate portal]

Ooh

[pastel yew]

but we can't access it

[uneven plover]

Sucks to suck.

[wooden lava]

https://www.chess.com/game/165919173598

YAY I GOT IN A DRAWN ENDGAME AND DIDN'T LOSE

[marsh thunder]

Hello, we are going to play a casual 3+0 arena in 10 min

https://lichess.org/tournament/ctnRADEQ

[novel summit]

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[novel summit]

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[grizzled summit]

oh that’s another thing i don’t understand what like 5+0 and all that stuff means

[novel summit]

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[grizzled summit]

i js click the 20 mins thing

[honest brook]

why would they make a channel that's for game requests not accessible to all members lol

[novel summit]

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[pastel yew]

kinda what

[pastel yew]

cause

[novel summit]

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[uneven plover]

Only the cool people have access to this secret channel.

[pastel yew]

what does that mean

[uneven plover]

Or so I’ve heard.

[pastel yew]

the cat loafs

[novel summit]

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[pastel yew]

what a first image to send

[novel summit]

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[topaz shoal]

Hi

[novel summit]

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[topaz shoal]

@novel summit hi

[pastel yew]

hi

[novel summit]

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[topaz shoal]

Bye

[honest brook]

holy aneurism

wow you made me get one too

[novel summit]

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[pastel yew]

get reg unl rop

[topaz shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/python-beloved-my-beloved-coding-programming-gif-23762816

[wooden lava]

new response just dropped

[honest brook]

I don't know what these letters mean

did you send me a curse

[novel summit]

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[haughty hamlet]

guys can anyone teach me chess

[novel summit]

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[wooden lava]

Google En Passant

[honest brook]

you eat the pieces

[topaz shoal]

@haughty hamlet ik

[pastel yew]

no i jsut bun pon gron

[topaz shoal]

@haughty hamlet there is a guy that does free coaching

[honest brook]

quoi

[fiery chasm]

watch gothamchsss

[novel summit]

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[haughty hamlet]

k

[pastel yew]

what? ate eat 9 4 (sorta)

[wooden lava]

did you google en passant yet?

[novel summit]

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[radiant swan]

how to lose your games asap yt channel

[fiery chasm]

hello cb

[novel summit]

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[young locust]

This me......

[pastel yew]

gte otu

[novel summit]

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[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/doflamingo-angry-veins-one-piece-gif-21764087

[young locust]

Ahm

[pastel yew]

ge tuo t

[visual lichen]

I'm gonna throw my phone at a wall

[radiant swan]

whats up king

[visual lichen]

I'm sick of ...ING losing

[pastel yew]

ok

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chess_stronger

This is the Chess.com profile of chess_stronger. Take a look!

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2268 (2295 peak)
Blitz: 2230 (2298 peak)

[visual lichen]

The hell is going on

[pastel yew]

ches

[novel summit]

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[radiant swan]

adoption = winning 10 games in a row (usually in one sitting) in one particular time control against someone

[visual lichen]

These 900s are not 900

[honest brook]

mf did you just censor yourself

[visual lichen]

They're not bad olahers

[visual lichen]

I did

[proven wave]

Hi

[novel summit]

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[pastel yew]

my screen is so bright rn why u do this 😭

[radiant swan]

you might be the one getting adopted instead

[novel summit]

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[honest brook]

damn I've had it wrong all along I thought it was getting a kid

[radiant swan]

bro wants to become someone's kid

[proven wave]

Keep it chess related.

[novel summit]

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[radiant swan]

it is chess related we're talking about adoption

[novel summit]

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[proven wave]

No.

[radiant swan]

if you become someones kid that means you lost to someone 10 times in a row

[pastel yew]

white pieces are the color white

[edgy breach]

hey mods can I get a cool name color

[uneven plover]

Mods here are strict for everything, I’m gonna get muted for this message because it isn’t chess related.

That’s how strict they are.

[radiant swan]

this guy knows

[novel summit]

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[edgy breach]

They've been pretty chill man lol, my name is pretty crazy but usually in other servers I get permad instantly

[honest brook]

nah deadass how you gonna come in to tell people to stop typing cause the conversation isn't computer lines 24/7

[uneven plover]

It’s why imho, this server sucks.

[pastel yew]

cause

[radiant swan]

the one win broke it

[novel summit]

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[novel summit]

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[honest brook]

are you the server representative

[pastel yew]

yes they are

[novel summit]

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[radiant swan]

ye we're the worst chess players oat

[novel summit]

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[honest brook]

were you born today

[sour olive]

https://tenor.com/view/congregation-jorito-the-congregation-gifs-jorito-gifs-congregation-gifs-gif-7471159367582486616

[novel summit]

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[uneven plover]

This is akin to saying ASU sucks, yeah, it sucks big time, but not everything within it sucks, like for example there’s some pretty cool trees inside the campus.

[pastel yew]

thanos snaps all of your good moves away.

[honest brook]

is that October

[novel summit]

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[edgy breach]

So oct 5

[radiant swan]

you know that's cooked when the only good thing you see about tgat place comes from nature itself

[uneven plover]

Arizona State University. A trash tier campus.

[sour olive]

https://tenor.com/view/now-reality-can-be-whatever-i-want-thanos-infinity-gauntlet-gif-15289486

Opposite

[edgy breach]

I don't think anybody cares as much as you think they do about what you have to say man

[pastel yew]

now you can be as content with your moves as Martin 🙂

[uneven plover]

Coming in strong from the man that has coitus with walruses.

[honest brook]

coitus

[pastel yew]

better than someone who uses periods in every single text

[uneven plover]

Besides, he asked me specifically if he sucked, and I gave a response.

[dire apex]

https://tenor.com/view/soundmap-soundmap-meme-on-the-team-drake-soundmap-epic-gif-8496147178049044470

[edgy breach]

You're trying really hard to sound educated, but it just comes off as out of touch and weird lol

[uneven plover]

I’m not trying to sound like anything. Weird fixation on your part though.

[dire apex]

He is trying to be pretentious

[edgy breach]

It's working

[novel summit]

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[pastel yew]

ooh big word what does it mean

[edgy breach]

[honest brook]

it means you have a stick up your ass

[uneven plover]

You speak from experience?

[pastel yew]

ima just search it up 😐

[honest brook]

I'm just giving the definition bruv

[edgy breach]

You're trying way too hard man, just take a break from Discord

https://tenor.com/view/aguhiyori-agu-seal-agu-cute-seal-seal-clap-gif-7994364550587801526

[pastel yew]

ok now that was a good definition

[radiant swan]

indirect doesnt even use discord a lot

he rarely appears

[uneven plover]

Weird assumption on your part, I’m fine where I’m at.

[edgy breach]

It's not an assumption, it's an observation. Learn the difference.

[pastel yew]

weird that you say assumption a lot

[dire apex]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-typing-shit-bro-just-typing-shit-gif-18336060238854257551

[uneven plover]

I have been in this server for maybe 10 minutes, if that’s enough to take a break you should probably take your advice and maybe even delete the app in that case.

[dire apex]

You have been here for six years

[uneven plover]

I have a limited vocabulary.

[uneven plover]

Yes, but don’t talk here often.

[edgy breach]

Hey take the advice or leave it, you could benefit from it.

[pastel yew]

and an unlimited usage of full sentences on a discord server

[uneven plover]

Today I’ve been here for 10 minutes tops.

[uneven plover]

I’m more willing to take advice from someone that takes their own advice.

[ornate portal]

Ladies ladies don't get your pantaloons in a knot over some small stuff just decide it with a game of chess

[pastel yew]

heck naw

I suck

[ornate portal]

Low elos should respect superiors

[uneven plover]

Yeah, no thank you, he’s 1000, he’s just gonna get frame mogged.

[honest brook]

nawww let's bring out the Greek coliseum

pantheon is it

[edgy breach]

Frame mogged, buddy I'm a walrus

[ornate portal]

Ooh a 2k

[pastel yew]

if we combine our elos then we can get to 2k 🙂

[uneven plover]

Oh boy.

[keen hearth]

Tuff

[honest brook]

so romantic

[ornate portal]

It ain't linear😭

[pastel yew]

I know lol

[ornate portal]

Drayott can I play you?

[pastel yew]

ive been stuck at exactly 1003 for a month now

[ornate portal]

Blitz or rapid

[ornate portal]

I've gone up 300 elo in 6 days

[honest brook]

not rn sowwy

[ornate portal]

[uneven plover]

Let me adopt you blindfolded.

[ornate portal]

You ain't gonna beat me 10-0

[uneven plover]

Btw, I said let me, not let me try to do it.

[ornate portal]

Infact didn't I cook you 30 seconds?

[proud crystal]

hm

[edgy breach]

Why are you riding Indirect so hard btw

It's kinda odd

[pastel yew]

the only person I can adopt is my 100 elo classmate

[edgy breach]

A1 meat rider

[ornate portal]

How does one be 100

[ornate portal]

D1*

[pastel yew]

idek

[honest brook]

first day

[pastel yew]

lol

[ornate portal]

Like you could reach 200 with 5 mins of watching gotham

[uneven plover]

You and acorn have your little circlejerk and no one else complains about it.

[fervent prawn]

https://www.chess.com/play/arena/31048635 blitz tourney if anyones interested!!!

[dire apex]

What

[uneven plover]

It’s kind of odd.

[edgy breach]

Brother, I have zero clue who Acorn is.

[dire apex]

I dont even know @edgy breach

[uneven plover]

Awww, cute.

♥️

[dire apex]

Exactly 😭

[edgy breach]

[dire apex]

https://tenor.com/view/cretoi-icssmoke-gif-18150152580473674997

[honest brook]

y'all need the transparent world smh my head

[pastel yew]

you sound like that one dude who posed as an old man

on this server

[uneven plover]

All the cool people are in #🇪🇸〡español.

[edgy breach]

Answer me @radiant swan

[honest brook]

man ain't nobody worried about having discord clout

[ornate portal]

Oh this is why I shit on discord

[honest brook]

foh

[uneven plover]

Damn, you’re obsessed with me? Why do you care what his opinion on me is?

[edgy breach]

There's something there

[uneven plover]

I mean, I guess I saw it coming,

[honest brook]

holy ego man

[pastel yew]

chess really isn't chessing rn

[uneven plover]

I do tend raise certain feelings in people that they themselves can’t control.

[pastel yew]

cringe?

[honest brook]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[edgy breach]

[uneven plover]

Possibly.

[honest brook]

ai generated humans already releasing fairs

[pastel yew]

I won

[honest brook]

well I'd hope you did

[honest brook]

I've seen people sandbagging like this before

[dire apex]

Disgust and aversion?

[uneven plover]

I’d hope so, your opponent is 700.

[pastel yew]

nah they are like 100

[uneven plover]

Possibly.

[honest brook]

are you larping as kramnik

[uneven plover]

No?

[edgy breach]

He's being weird for sure, but I wouldn't go as far as Kramnik

[radiant swan]

i know him better than i know you and you're the one that started it by saying "nobody cares"

[bleak crow]

i beat magnus any day of the week

[honest brook]

his pronouns say Vladimir kramnik

[edgy breach]

Oh my god

[fallow apex]

Let him cook 🗣️ 🗣️

[pastel yew]

magnus carlos

[ornate portal]

Beat me this week

[honest brook]

pause

[uneven plover]

If I was I’d be talking about statistical analysis, amongst other things.

[ornate portal]

No pause
In chess.

[ornate portal]

Magnus calcium

[bleak crow]

i would but im to busy beating magnus

[edgy breach]

[wraith epoch]

Wsp

[uneven plover]

Some of you guys don’t seem to have comprehension skills. No offense, of course.

[tough saffron]

is it normal to win more black games then white?

[pastel yew]

Magnus Cagnus

[pastel yew]

how u do that

[tough saffron]

I dont know I just end up winning more black then i will with white

[ornate portal]

Why do you offer coaching as a 500 to 900
You'd be a junior coach in our college tbh

[pastel yew]

what opening/defense you use

for d4 e4

[tough saffron]

as black?

[pastel yew]

yes

[radiant swan]

me included 🙏

[dire apex]

Under 1800 yes

My wdl rate as black and white is exactly equal after 3k games

[uneven plover]

I’d presume any coaching from a 500 would only be beneficial for a 100 if at all. Whether or not that is more beneficial than no coaching is another question though.

[tough saffron]

for e4 i play alekhines sometime but mainly just french defense and d4 i play dutch defense or horwitz

[keen hearth]

Fair

[pastel yew]

hm I think i should try Dutch defense

[ornate portal]

Real we only allow 1ks as junior coach's because anything lower and you'd be able to teach them how this move and that's it

[tough saffron]

yes its very easy to follow the format for

[wraith epoch]

Js good defense ig

[dire apex]

1k players should not be coaching either ngl it should start at 1200

[scenic badge]

bleh

[ornate portal]

Can you read?

[pastel yew]

what about like puzzle rating n stuff

[ornate portal]

Junior coach*

[dire apex]

Im directly responding lol

[ornate portal]

Does not count

[dire apex]

1k shouldn't be coaching

[pastel yew]

aw 🙁

[scenic badge]

coaches should be above 2000

[uneven plover]

I learned chess when I was 4 from a very cute girl a year older than me, but I quickly realized she was ass and within a week I was chess mogging her. I don’t think she really taught me anything other than most of the rules. That could be all he teaches as well.

[ornate portal]

Yep

[scenic badge]

did she let you hit

[ornate portal]

Can I play you?

[uneven plover]

I was in PreK, no.

[ornate portal]

....

[scenic badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478743767799431342/caption.gif

[uneven plover]

I didn’t even know what hitting was.

[scenic badge]

nah id lose

[dire apex]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-5-bro-think-he-part-of-the-team-will-byers-coming-out-byler-gif-3539453383765585523

[uneven plover]

But you’re a GM.

[ornate portal]

Nah I'd lose my queen and checkmate you is what he meant to say

[pastel yew]

a gandmstr

[pseudo bolt]

2000 rated eh...

[scenic badge]

son

[uneven plover]

Better than a grand ma.

[pastel yew]

str

[pseudo bolt]

grocery manager

[scenic badge]

id be mated in 20 moves

[honest brook]

screw y'all the wordle is ankle

[dire apex]

Important question.. would you rather have ONE peso, or TWO pesos?

[scenic badge]

2100*

[pastel yew]

yes

[tough saffron]

but the thing is i dont win as much i should with white

[pseudo bolt]

Oh so a cm

[ornate portal]

Account name?
Just telling me what to expect

[scenic badge]

3

[honest brook]

cm 2200 Fide

[ornate portal]

I'll take 15billion

Usd

[pseudo bolt]

You'd prolly lose unless nikaru hakamura is sleepy

[pastel yew]

the polish opening is surprisingly good for white I have a 70% winrate with it

[dire apex]

A cm is 2200 FIDE and like 2400 chess.com

[scenic badge]

you can right click someones name/pfp and go to apps and click chess profile

[honest brook]

what do you even do with all that money

[pseudo bolt]

Eh ig

[tough saffron]

sure

[scenic badge]

buy 10 billion burgers

[pseudo bolt]

Uscf is 2100 minimum for cm i think

[dire apex]

15 billion pesos is 0.8 billion usd

[pseudo bolt]

Mr BEAST!!

[uneven plover]

On average, much higher than 2400.

[scenic badge]

yum

[scenic badge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-back-dog-golden-retriever-back-golden-retriever-scared-golden-retriever-disgusted-gif-26048691

[uneven plover]

2200 FIDE is probably like 2700-2800 online.

[ornate portal]

Don't see it

[pastel yew]

the idea is to push to c4 when ready or push to d3, and fianchetto the bishop

[dire apex]

https://tenor.com/view/spearhyunho-gif-13383730740069411006

[ornate portal]

Make more

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> all_eyezonme

This is the Chess.com profile of all_eyezonme. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2032 (peak)
Blitz: 2104 (peak)
Bullet: 2300 (2340 peak)

[uneven plover]

2400 is still a relatively strong amateur.

[scenic badge]

fr

[ornate portal]

15 b Usd...

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> drayott

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2024 (peak)
Blitz: 2066 (2135 peak)
Bullet: 1628 (1651 peak)

[scenic badge]

i could break 2100 rapid but i dont have the time or patience lol

[pastel yew]

and then theres me

[pseudo bolt]

Why tf is bullet higher than everything

[dire apex]

I asked how many pesos

[scenic badge]

noice

[honest brook]

wait why didn't they give you the 2300 role @scenic badge

[scenic badge]

cus im fast as feck boy

[pseudo bolt]

Youre not tuff like hikaru

[scenic badge]

ig they use rapid rating

[honest brook]

ic

[ornate portal]

Sent challenge

[scenic badge]

i am literally nikaru hakamura

[uneven plover]

Bullet is the easiest rating to climb as long as you aren’t a turtle.

[scenic badge]

ong

[pastel yew]

hmm

[scenic badge]

[potent gulch]

Insanity 😔🙏

[uneven plover]

Not to mention chess.com in the past gave 150 free elo to everyone in bullet for god knows what stupid reason.

[pseudo bolt]

nikaru not HIkaru

[scenic badge]

im him

[honest brook]

my internet can't handle bullet bro I'll just play it whenever I finally have a good router or whatever

[ornate portal]

Come on

1 game

[scenic badge]

send vro

[pastel yew]

nah my chess just crashes (or my friend turns off my computer)

[scenic badge]

https://tenor.com/view/faahhh-fah-faaaahhhhhhhhhh-gif-5689410497065596135

[ornate portal]

Sent

[honest brook]

crashes??

how tf yo shit crashing off chess

[pastel yew]

freezes

[pastel yew]

its a school chromebook

[honest brook]

ooh

[pastel yew]

lol

[uneven plover]

All those ads are too graphic intense.

[pastel yew]

when it crashes the ads are still playing lol

so i have no idea that it crashed until I try to make a move

[uneven plover]

It’s why I use adblocker. My 3080 and i9 can’t handle the intense ads chess.con throws at me.

[dire apex]

4k IMAX UltraHD chess.com ads😔

[pastel yew]

wanna break from the ads?

[uneven plover]

I have Spotify premium.

I’d go crazy if I had to listen to ads while going on a 10 mile long run.

[pastel yew]

I have Spotify nonspotify

.

what the

why did it do that

how do I delete it

[uneven plover]

Well, it’s getting late and I have a progressive long run tomorrow. I’ll see you all later in #🇪🇸〡español .

[ornate portal]

I played like garbage

[scenic badge]

wanna break from t he ads

[tough saffron]

I FINALLY HIT 900 ELO

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stan-twitter-anne-hathaway

[scenic badge]

you mean 1900?

[honest brook]

good shit squirt only 2100 more elo and you'll be gm lvl you're almost there

[tough saffron]

nope 900

[tough saffron]

YAY

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/goatee-beard-touch-chess-goat-funny-gif-3463070

[ornate portal]

Jesus christ

[scenic badge]

💀

[primal warren]

😢

[scenic badge]

i just threw a knight at you

[primal warren]

anyone here pro at chess like me

[ornate portal]

Bullet?

[scenic badge]

a tal sac

[primal warren]

😎

[scenic badge]

id lose

[tough saffron]

why its still good

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[ornate portal]

Then 1 more blitz or rapid

[scenic badge]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-random-kid-random-kid-gif-10698606526004440975

[scenic badge]

3+2

[primal warren]

im him bro

[scenic badge]

https://tenor.com/view/accountbasedinnigeriamemes2-basedinnigeria-sharkyncis-gif-1626555729672789996

[primal warren]

https://tenor.com/view/diggs-stefon-stefon-diggs-him-i'm-him-gif-5644142888160454621

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-driving-gif-15796240070846513422