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[willow owl]

[balmy python]

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-lebron-james-meme-funny-gif-3425517799009042574

[mortal bronze]

i always slip a few games

[willow owl]

stop the ai slop sire

[junior socket]

Who wanna play a game

[willow owl]

with the power of london

[full cobalt]

beans tf is your connected acc

1870 rapid 900 blitz

[mortal bronze]

london is annoying to play against

[mortal bronze]

he doesn't play blitz i think

[willow owl]

ive played like 50 blitz games total

[willow owl]

dont look at my bullet

[mortal bronze]

beans get 2000 rapid

[willow owl]

school more important

speaking of gtg to sleep

[full cobalt]

oh so thats the real acc

[mortal bronze]

goodnight beans

sleep well

[balmy python]

https://tenor.com/view/jabottomlip-this-ice-cream-tastes-weird-gif-6658918930707962489

[willow owl]

huh?

[tribal fox]

how the hell did i lose 200 elo in the past 3 days

[willow owl]

anyways gn

[balmy python]

skillfully

[small jungle]

Gm vro

[tribal fox]

i dont know how all of a sudden im playing chess like i dont even know how a pawn captures

[amber sedge]

High cortisol

[burnt night]

Omg is your pfp a delta air lines Boeing 767-300?

[tribal fox]

something like that

[balmy python]

plane tism

[burnt night]

Exactly

[balmy python]

my favorite

[burnt night]

I took a tism test and the only major one is hyperaddiction

[kindred crypt]

dead chat

[balmy python]

cia finally won 🙏🏻

[limpid viper]

okay chat you may talk

[burnt night]

Average 100 game (yes photo of a screen)

[balmy python]

😭

[tribal fox]

i did an autism test and i got 9/10

[limpid viper]

damn good job on passing

[tribal fox]

i dont think thats good

[balmy python]

helo whats ur fav opening as white

[limpid viper]

you passed a test ofcourse its good

[tribal fox]

my brother has autism so

[limpid viper]

nimzo larsen prolly

i basically exclusively play it these days

[balmy python]

shiiiiet

sounds complicated

[limpid viper]

its not

i can practically premove the same moves every game vro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aman (amanxguts)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1501 (1536 peak)
Blitz: 1300 (peak)
Bullet: 1407 (1480 peak)

[smoky sinew]

I pushed blitz hard

+100elo

[mortal bronze]

nice

[balmy python]

i tried it for a while but i gave up and went back to my old shit

[chrome tapir]

When I’m playing a game, what is that number with brackets?

[frozen dew]

Coach me when

[frozen dew]

Ur rating?

[chrome tapir]

Oooh okay

[limpid viper]

i just play it cause its pretty simple decent for blitz

[cunning haven]

Aaaaaaaa

[limpid viper]

i don't have to think much in the opening

[cunning haven]

I am too scared for future

[smoky sinew]

The day I reach 2200 in cc, I will coach you. I am not worth being a coach now

[frozen dew]

Why 2200 exactly

[smoky sinew]

That's my deadline

[kindred crypt]

nimzo larsen more like nimzo garbage

play the reti nimzo at least

[limpid viper]

its hard to mess up tho vro

[nimble arch]

eh that one isnt bad

[kindred crypt]

i am sure you will find a way

[nimble arch]

but 2.b3 is too fast

[kindred crypt]

ye

[nimble arch]

you get chances to play b3 later

[kindred crypt]

but like

[limpid viper]

in the opening not really

[kindred crypt]

i have like 3 days to prep

[nocturne garnet]

Guys is E4 the best opening

[kindred crypt]

remember the 13 greek gifts

[mortal bronze]

in the chessable course i am watching right now the guy just called people below 2000 dogs 💀

[kindred crypt]

who

[sterile pebble]

Yes

[limpid viper]

i was tilted

[mortal bronze]

im alex banzea

[nimble arch]

HMMM strange person

[nimble arch]

okay so you rephrased what they said

[kindred crypt]

vro why u buying his shit

[smoky sinew]

He must be titled

[mortal bronze]

i am not buying anything

[mortal bronze]

he did call them dogs 😭

[kindred crypt]

good

[novel summit]

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[rain sapphire]

Whats wrong with dogs

[kindred crypt]

hes lowkey right tho

[chrome tapir]

Is there a channel to ask people to 1v1?

[mortal bronze]

i am watching the course only for some 30 minute part i need to prep against

[smoky sinew]

That insult wasn't needed but alright

[cunning haven]

@winter basin if you have been through something that's messing your brain alot what's the best way to let it go through , is it coping? Or is it idk man I feel sad

[rain sapphire]

You can ask here

[kindred crypt]

Like im 2100 and im still a dog

[cunning haven]

@granite trellis how's it going

[novel summit]

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[tame sun]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZhgGsphZS-s?si=5r2dh1kl2fUL6mSJ

Who has seen this??? Looks awesome

[distant lake]

Banzea is good no need to make him look bad from his funny jokes

[dire apex]

I like his yt content

[mortal bronze]

i remember watching some positional play course that he made

i only watched for like 2 hours though

[dire apex]

Ironically gothamchess is the person who helped me understand positional chess

[mortal bronze]

i burst out laughing when he said that xd

[dire apex]

There is a caro kann video where he makes a joke about UK knife violence 😭

https://youtu.be/xanstVQfUY8?si=mBiK2ysKSBc9p9JY

15 seconds in

[broken berry]

yeah noone getting cancaled for that

[mortal bronze]

i am watching his chessable caro kann course right now

need to prepare against caro by seeing what these people recommend fr fr

[novel summit]

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[broken berry]

how high is ur elo

[novel summit]

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[mortal bronze]

mid

[novel summit]

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[broken berry]

and its rei in ur pfp?

[broken berry]

idc gng shut up

[broken berry]

soo

like 1000

[mortal bronze]

1500 fide

[broken berry]

i mean chesscom

[mortal bronze]

something like that

[dire apex]

He is good at explaining plans and ideas in the opening as well, many people make long videos on openings with just theory and memorization

[broken berry]

so u lower?

[mortal bronze]

hmmm

[rustic crag]

hello citizens and civilians

[broken berry]

u DO NOT need prepare gng

just play better

[mortal bronze]

just win fr

[dire apex]

I think 1500 FIDE is around 1800 chess.com, but idk. I dont really prepare against any openings other than the common ones (pirc, philidor, sicilian) and all my prep in the opening is 7 moves long at most

[broken berry]

nah gng

the lowest is 1400

its begginer level

[mortal bronze]

yeah sounds reasonable

[broken berry]

like somting 800-1300

somthing

[mortal bronze]

depends on the country though

[celest horizon]

1700 fide is close to 2100 online from my experience

[dire apex]

Idk, I know 1400 FIDE is very low, the lowest possible rating, but FIDE wont rate you if you preform worse (from what I heard), so maybe 1400 FIDE is pretty good.

[mighty cypress]

1500 fide being around 1800 chess.com isn’t that far off tbh. online ratings are usually a bit higher anyway

[broken berry]

nah literallly the lowest is 1400

u ass gng😭 ✌️

or u mean not fide organization

[mortal bronze]

1500 fide are pretty good in india

[mighty cypress]

also 7 moves of prep sounds normal
most people are out of book by like move 8 if someone plays something random

[broken berry]

in YOUR COUNTRY

[drifting garnet]

Good night everyone

[broken berry]

son...😭 ✌️

u just beginner

[mortal bronze]

it's true

[broken berry]

btw its rei in ur pfp?

[mortal bronze]

yeah

[dire apex]

Why are you making fun when youre 1300

[broken berry]

online ratings are higher if its above 1600/1700 gng

[dire apex]

They are probably better than you if they're 1400 FIDE

[broken berry]

if u are at bottom its change nothing

[next token]

how do i connect my discord to my chess account

[broken berry]

on chesscom bro

[next token]

theres nothing about it in settings

[full cobalt]

ok 900

[broken berry]

bro i 1600 fide son

i not hating just saying 1400 isnt even close to 1800 chesscom

[mighty cypress]

not really a hard cutoff

[dire apex]

Interesting, that contradicts what I have heard about rating inflation. But you two are about the same skill level @broken berry

[mighty cypress]

some 1500 fide are already ~1800 online, it just depends on the player and time control

[undone loom]

Fide rating are lower than online ratings

[full cobalt]

nah literallly the lowest is 1400 u ass gng😭 ✌️

[broken berry]

if u like 1400/1500 fide u fr around 800-1500

maybe 1600 even

at higher ratings there like above fide

if player is more advance

[mortal bronze]

how do absolute nobodies have higher fide than me

[mighty cypress]

1400 fide being 800 online is crazy
1400 fide is usually like 1600-1800 online

[mortal bronze]

this is annoying

[full cobalt]

whats your fide

[dire apex]

Im too good for FIDE ngl

[mortal bronze]

1500

[full cobalt]

how

[mortal bronze]

indian

[full cobalt]

have you tried trying

[mortal bronze]

and don't play many tournaments

[full cobalt]

fair

[broken berry]

bro i started at September literally i did only 2 tournaments fide 😭 ✌️

[mortal bronze]

the last time i played fide otb classical was in 2018

[dire apex]

India has a more competitive player pool right?

Also more people

[mortal bronze]

yeah

[full cobalt]

oh you might actually be 30

[nimble arch]

Uh idk

[broken berry]

lower ur ego son✌️ 🥀

[mortal bronze]

31

[mortal bronze]

i don't have ego

[full cobalt]

I started chess in 2020

[broken berry]

1400 is the LOWEST FIDE

[full cobalt]

why arent you 2500 yet

[mortal bronze]

me in 2011 i believe

[dire apex]

What do you think 2000 cc is in FIDE

[mortal bronze]

i suck

[full cobalt]

happens

[broken berry]

then train bro i dont need ur attention

[full cobalt]

I hadnt even started school in 2011

crazy

[undone loom]

Even if someone was born in 2011 bro would be 14

[broken berry]

wdym

[next token]

ba

[broken berry]

2000 chesscom its like 1600-1800 fide

[pale sand]

-+

[mortal bronze]

wtf. how old are you

i thought you were old

[pale sand]

Its about 1700

[broken berry]

it depends

[full cobalt]

20

[mortal bronze]

are you like 14

[broken berry]

yeah higher than 1600

[mortal bronze]

huhhh

[full cobalt]

what

[dire apex]

This is making me realize I truly am a patzer😔

[pale sand]

1750-1700

[mortal bronze]

at what age did you start school

[full cobalt]

7

so 2012

[broken berry]

bro literally train 5 times in week u would be 2000 now

[pale sand]

I tired

[broken berry]

1700-1800

we can say

[pale sand]

My opponent can win my knight for free but their blunder their queen

[mighty cypress]

Join Chess Streaming 4! We got a tourney starting shortly!

[mortal bronze]

wtf

i started school when i was like 3

[full cobalt]

wild

[mortal bronze]

training is gay

[pale sand]

Sadly no one is joined

[mortal bronze]

that's normal here???

[dire apex]

Training for chess💔

[broken berry]

kindergarten bro

[mortal bronze]

i thought that was normal over there too

[broken berry]

being weak is gay

[mortal bronze]

nah. school

[broken berry]

literally

[full cobalt]

nah most start at 7

[mortal bronze]

kindergarten was when i was 2

[mighty cypress]

https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/6284619

[undone loom]

Bruh am i allowed to say gay here

[mortal bronze]

interesting

[broken berry]

bro u cant start elementary at 3 yeras old

[pale sand]

Bruh there no good train for free in internet. Thats like u can see it or u cant see it.

[broken berry]

or nvm u from indie they dont care about people

[mortal bronze]

tf is elementary

[broken berry]

ig

[distant lake]

I think it’s 2000 blitz cc =16 1700 FIDE and that’s being generous

[broken berry]

elementary school

[broken berry]

yeah fide rating is brutal

[pale sand]

There existing player with 1500 elo 3 years old

[dire apex]

Grades k-6 in the united states

[next token]

primary

[mortal bronze]

what's k

[distant lake]

I’ve seen 2500 blitz players online be around 1900 FIDE

[broken berry]

just play irl and online, do puzzle and train memory

[mortal bronze]

this is confusing

[next token]

kindergarten

[dire apex]

Kindergarten (grade before 1st grade)

[broken berry]

it isnt that hard

[mortal bronze]

interesting

[full cobalt]

blitz bad grind rapid

[next token]

basically preschool

[mortal bronze]

i started 1st grade at 5

[pale sand]

My memory is arl trained. But sometimes u cant solve the real game

[broken berry]

yeah i heard about this mf

[distant lake]

Yeah rapid is the way to go for improving

[zealous plaza]

Hello plebs

[mortal bronze]

we had 3 years before that but we called it montessori not kindergarten

idk

[broken berry]

bro YOU are plebs

[mortal bronze]

pikapika

[deep herald]

how bad is this shit?

[zealous plaza]

🤏 🐌 🫵

[broken berry]

its about practice

[broken berry]

broke ass mf calling me snail

aint noway😭 ✌️

bro u literally got guy from clash of clans

[zealous plaza]

I bench more than your rating

[full cobalt]

is this a real game

[deep herald]

yee 😭😭😭

[dire apex]

Bad

[broken berry]

its dosent make sense

[pale sand]

Take the new queen? No

[distant lake]

How you clowning on my boy for

[broken berry]

and u are cornball gng

[zealous plaza]

Exactly

[deep herald]

idk what bro doing

[broken berry]

ig son

[deep herald]

ur like 400 elo higer

[pale sand]

He like wasting the moves

He dont making any mate threats

[dire apex]

Is that supposed to be relevant

[zealous plaza]

👶

[deep herald]

yes

[dire apex]

Ok

[broken berry]

son silence

[deep herald]

i hade worse games today

[distant lake]

What’s all your ratings

[pale sand]

Traps made for up your rating

[zealous plaza]

i just adopted you

Welcome to the family

[broken berry]

i swear broskie u are just a ragebaiter

[dire apex]

My games are also bad at my elo

[pale sand]

I had 1 game when my opponent accuracy is about to 80-90%

[deep herald]

rip

[broken berry]

grandson lower ur tone

[pale sand]

Im playing at 400 elo for fun

[zealous plaza]

Are you horizontally challenged

[dire apex]

He asked if his game was good and then said im 400 elo higher, how is that related? Nice engagement bait

[pale sand]

I too lazy to grind elo

[broken berry]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWVjZjA1ZTQ3Z2N4YW80NDdsYmxicjd3ZjBwMnJxeWNhcjh4aTVubms1bnRpMGZmbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3JlbGF0ZWQmY3Q9Zw/oIySO81xQA899e5pAU/giphy.gif

[hollow vessel]

This is literally you man

Two children arguing

[deep herald]

i hade a game my opponent saked his quesn then he started dog shiting on me like saying i move so fast etc why trade so much closed positions are fun etc etc it was a 3min game and bronwas mad abt speed 💀

[dire apex]

Here is some 1900 gameplay

[zealous plaza]

Alright slay vcwhimperer

[broken berry]

i mean in way u just saying bs in this chat all the time

[deep herald]

💀

[broken berry]

bro IS NOT the adult one

[dire apex]

I mean you are clearly just here to argue with people

[pale sand]

5 mins game lvl at 400 elo is insane accuracy

[deep herald]

😭

[broken berry]

when people losing they doing shi like that

[dire apex]

I have worse examples if you want more

[pale sand]

Than more time than less accuracy

[deep herald]

wild

[broken berry]

its about mentality sometimes

[pale sand]

But too less time is like

[deep herald]

wild like my fav time is 5min

[dire apex]

True, he played scholars mate and then blundered both knights, probably tilted

[pale sand]

Than faster u will dont get schoolar mate than faster u will win

[broken berry]

yeah but u the only one who making youself loook stupid 😭 ✌️

[pale sand]

My fav os 10 minutes

[broken berry]

on 1900 rating?

[dire apex]

Literally nothing I said here was stupid ur just baiting me

[rancid wigeon]

I’m getting better at chess

[pale sand]

I can go to toilet or think a bit

[pale sand]

Congratulations

[deep herald]

dw i am decent at openings shit at midle game amd dogs poo at end games 🙏

[pale sand]

What elo?

[broken berry]

bro i dont beating someoen or to someone

[deep herald]

1400

[pale sand]

Im good at opening s

[broken berry]

respect gng

[dire apex]

I never even said anything rude to you the only message I sent was asking a question about FIDE elo and now youre calling me stupid

[novel wren]

Hii chat

[pale sand]

And im bad at the middle of the game

[deep herald]

i play queens if black what ever i feel lile ik the best for his responce

gtg sleep tho 🙏

[pale sand]

And im very good at the end

I sac my rook for stealmate

My opponent thinked my rook was free

He had a queen for nothing

Li chess is so easy

[pale sand]

Queen gambit

I like new variant and classic

[mild zinc]

What's ur elo

[dire apex]

I guess it is not technically scholars mate

[pale sand]

400

At chess com

And li chess is about 1200-1400

[mild zinc]

Develop ur pieces in the middle game , activate all of ur pieces and don't blunder

[mild zinc]

Don't give free pawns

[dire apex]

400 chess.com is not 1400 lichess

[pale sand]

Yeah yeah its very to say but u forget about openings and traps and about dont castling too fast

[mild zinc]

True , he might be smth around 800 chess.com

[pale sand]

For white is not too critical to castle fast

[mild zinc]

Doo kings indian defense with black

[pale sand]

But for black its critical to lose speed

[dire apex]

Openings dont matter unless its something theoretical like fried liver

[pale sand]

No no no no no. Extremely hard

[mild zinc]

Then stay at 400 vro

[pale sand]

Fried is easy

[broken berry]

nah u can still call it scholar mate gng

[pale sand]

I arl tried that

[sudden pilot]

67

[pale sand]

That doesnt works

[dire apex]

Here is how he blundered his first knight

[mild zinc]

Kings indian defense is fckn the most easy opening with black vro

[sudden pilot]

I can't stop spamming king indians

[pale sand]

I at english maybe u talking about old indian opening?

[sudden pilot]

Even though i lose mostly

[cedar delta]

Damn

[pale sand]

Very very extremly high attack position

[mild zinc]

Wth is this guy even sayin?

[broken berry]

like he from europe its midnight literally

[mild zinc]

Am I too high to understand him or wot

[merry bough]

Opponent then proceeded to spend the next 8 months stalling in this correspondence game 💀

[pale sand]

Bad translator

[dire apex]

Is the semi slav good as black, or should I be playing 1. Nf6 against d4

[broken berry]

openings dumbass

[merry bough]

There was a pawn on c2

[onyx meadow]

guys the best thing ever is when people rage quit 😭

[dire apex]

maybe this is a dumb question

[full cobalt]

8 months

[pale sand]

Sounds like a draw position

[distant lake]

Both good doesn’t matter

[onyx meadow]

bro got so mad cuz i ended up with 2 queens

[distant lake]

But normally d4 d5

[merry bough]

Why not both

[onyx meadow]

i always go e3

[merry bough]

I have a rook gng

[distant lake]

But you can transpose from nf6

[hollow vessel]

opening principles

[merry bough]

Exactly

[distant lake]

You mean e6?

[onyx meadow]

nope e 3

[pale sand]

He most to defend his pawns correctly

[merry bough]

I recommend QGD for beginners but I play Nimzo

[dire apex]

I think both follow principles

[pale sand]

If he will error just eat his pawns

[hollow vessel]

but do you

[nimble arch]

Anything is ok

[unkempt meadow]

I bet I will be 1800 this week

[onyx meadow]

my rating is 1/10 of this

[pale sand]

Cool

[cedar delta]

Goat

[unkempt meadow]

100 games too 😭

[unkempt meadow]

....

[pale sand]

I dont want to get rating

Chess com suck rating

[onyx meadow]

thats just what i got started out at 💀

[hollow vessel]

the principles will lead you to specifics

[pale sand]

Its can drop and can just be up

[unkempt meadow]

....

[dire apex]

How do you get to 1700 in 100 games

[onyx meadow]

im working my way up i went from 100 to 168

[pale sand]

Cool

[dire apex]

#💬〡chess-talk message

[unkempt meadow]

in 90 days...

u can see it selected

[dire apex]

That makes more sense

[merry bough]

Step 1: trade the g6 pawn for the weak a5 pawn
Step 2: zuzgwang to win the b7 pawn
Step 3: trade the f5 pawn for the e3 pawn
Step 4: promote the f4 pawn

[dire apex]

👍

[pale sand]

Nice plan

[merry bough]

Rook beats knight and pawn

[pale sand]

Not sure about it

[dire apex]

Knights are tricky

[pale sand]

True

[merry bough]

I’ve had two 1 year long correspondence games with rook and pawns vs knight and pawns

[dire apex]

New time control just dropped

[unkempt meadow]

0.1+0.0001

[merry bough]

And one with rook and pawns vs bishop and pawns, although that was only like 8 months

[unkempt meadow]

i mean i was like 1000 in 100 games..

[merry bough]

And one with rook, bishop and pawn (only one left) vs rook and pawns that lasted 15 months

[unkempt meadow]

[merry bough]

I have this one KID game where my opponent is cooked but the position is so closed it could take another year, I’m already at the 14 month mark and the game is not going to end anytime soon

[unkempt meadow]

still 3 brilliants

[merry bough]

Most games aren’t like that tho

[unkempt meadow]

😩 still thinking ab that game

[unkempt meadow]

why do u play corespondence 🥀

[merry bough]

Because I have no soul

[unkempt meadow]

i figured

[pale sand]

Alien gambit

[unkempt meadow]

no

[merry bough]

I use it to test goofy ahh openings like “Topalov Lite”

[unkempt meadow]

hippo

[fluid remnant]

Sup

[kindred crypt]

chess take of the day

[pale sand]

Its tike to be garry kasparov and just sack your peace

[kindred crypt]

kings indian is bad

[silk bridge]

The cool thing about chess is that I always think Ill quit it for good and then boom; back into another game.

[pale sand]

True

[pale sand]

U will lose with that taking speed opening

[pale sand]

Too easy brilliant move

[merry bough]

I once bet my entire future chess career on one OTB game, because it was team chess and this was a must-win match

[unkempt meadow]

i mean ok?

[merry bough]

Win and the season continues, lose and go home

[merry bough]

We won 65-3

[unkempt meadow]

i got 3 in that game

[pale sand]

Can u show me?

Also

[merry bough]

Opponent played trash

[pale sand]

What accuracy?

[merry bough]

I forgor

Basically opponent hung two pawns and I traded to a winning rook endgame and then a winning pawn endgame

No real tactics, just a slow crush

[pale sand]

Instant mate

[unkempt meadow]

mate in 10

[unkempt meadow]

if he takes its mate in 2

but if he dosent mate in 10

[pale sand]

Stairs technique

[silent cipher]

How we doing?

[dire apex]

Tf is this😭

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kittens-cute-6

[pale sand]

Spanish variant

Idk tbh how to name it

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cosmic_chesss

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2400 (peak)
Blitz: 2346 (2416 peak)
Bullet: 2505 (peak)

[signal snow]

I'm going back to my peak in blitz

[visual jackal]

and he sacreifises the ROOOOOOOOOOOOOKKK

[rancid osprey]

To whoever pinged me, never ping me again

[rancid osprey]

What the rook

[rose hamlet]

won with 0.01 seconds hooray

[rustic crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1197281011822764042/1199448771084427394/1150249187326312508-1-1.gif

[visual jackal]

what the, the rock?

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ted-tv-show-uh-yeah-no-thanks

[mellow gate]

Time to spill some drama i have a irl friends that has been online dating so lowk im telling everyone

And been lying for 5 months

So lowk im so happy

[near dome]

W

[mellow gate]

Just ranted for 20 minutes

Lowk

[rose hamlet]

Chess, more like bless

[topaz beacon]

Yo

I just played hella bullet games and i won most of them i played like 20

[mellow gate]

Holy shit they crashing out

Lowk

[topaz beacon]

I took a ss

Yo oppression you want to see?

All bullets

I am a 1700 in bullet lol

I lost the last one 😐

But i lost to a 2000

[tranquil jolt]

Hello

[topaz beacon]

Yo

[tranquil jolt]

My name is fax.

Ok bye.

[topaz beacon]

😭

Dang bro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> muhdeo

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1377 (1392 peak)
Blitz: 1418 (1458 peak)
Bullet: 1603 (peak)

[topaz beacon]

This dead

[boreal bramble]

Yes! 1600 bullet!

[topaz beacon]

Nice im a 1700 bullet

[boreal bramble]

I am proud of you. ❤️

[topaz beacon]

Thank you i just connected

What i just linked

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/frog-cute-3

[boreal bramble]

Our achievements are no less than that of others.

[topaz beacon]

There we go

Im just crazy lol

[boreal bramble]

Powerful player.

[topaz beacon]

Thank you

[lilac halo]

Hello

[topaz beacon]

Yo

[rancid osprey]

What

[rancid osprey]

Oh thats tuff cause i see no red

[visual jackal]

What?

[topaz beacon]

Yeah i just went crazy but i did lose to a 2000

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> margan-irwin99

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1298
Bullet: 1077 (1204 peak)

[sterile pebble]

They all lower rated 😂

[topaz beacon]

Wth i connected to the wrong one

Its fine

[sterile pebble]

How are u losing to 1100s on that account and beating 1700s on the other one

[topaz beacon]

Oh i dont really use that one

[sterile pebble]

You created it today

[topaz beacon]

Yeah and?

Most of them i just disconnected

[sterile pebble]

Why?

[rain sapphire]

Smells like beef here

[topaz beacon]

Cuz they steal my queen i just suck lol

[sterile pebble]

U resigned on move 1 often lol

[topaz beacon]

Yeah like i said i disconnected on most of them

[sterile pebble]

Internet?

[topaz beacon]

And i use that one on my school cromebook

Nah

[rain sapphire]

Sounds legit

[topaz beacon]

me

I wish lol

Any who

[sterile pebble]

Bully him until he stops

e-dating is ridiculous work

[wise ferry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864920701568024594/1011818975224664064/togif.gif

[rose hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478743767799431342/caption.gif

[rustic crag]

i beat a streamer

[topaz beacon]

How wanna play bullet against me

Dang i dont know how to talk

[crystal shale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1391665799038500896/1430746760648851598/togif.gif

[dire apex]

Send link

[topaz beacon]

Who*

[rustic crag]

to?

[topaz beacon]

@rustic crag good stuff

[rain sapphire]

Whats that quality

[rain sapphire]

Nice

[rustic crag]

better?

[sterile pebble]

Big win ggs

[rain sapphire]

Yes

[topaz beacon]

@rustic crag play meeeeee

[rustic crag]

no im tired

[topaz beacon]

😂😂

[rustic crag]

its 3 am

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-funny-151

[sterile pebble]

Bros flexing beating 1400s

[topaz beacon]

Bro i bet i can beat you

[rain sapphire]

I mean it is a nice achievement

[dire apex]

I would probably slime him in a rapid game

[hexed magnet]

bro what did I walk into

what are we all talking about?

[rustic crag]

folk 😂😂😂

[topaz beacon]

@sterile pebble and any way haveing a 7 win streak is very nice

@rustic crag i play 1 minute

[dire apex]

My longest ever win streak was 16 wins in rapid

[rustic crag]

his twitch name is literally aussienoobchess

[rustic crag]

5 minutes blitz

[dire apex]

About 1 yr ago

[rustic crag]

now or never

[topaz beacon]

Thats 3 minute

[hexed magnet]

hello fellow premium user!

[topaz beacon]

@rustic crag wait u wanna 1v1?

[sterile pebble]

Folkster 😂

[rustic crag]

1 lose and 1 draw

[dire apex]

Cuz he is a noob

[rustic crag]

😂😂😂🥶🥶🥶🥶

[topaz beacon]

@rustic crag come on my username is lil-flamesss

[rain sapphire]

Im the only one that cant flex

[topaz beacon]

Flamersss sorry about that

[rustic crag]

???

[topaz beacon]

Flamersss@rustic crag

[dire apex]

All of you have nothing on this

[tough sluice]

there's no way

[sterile pebble]

@dire apex

[dire apex]

Why was the king on e3

[tough sluice]

that's how I roll

[dire apex]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-simon-cowell-britains-got-talent-i-cant-believe-it-it-cant-be-gif-25775085

how

[tough sluice]

my question is why did my opponent resign

[topaz beacon]

@rustic crag yo?

[sterile pebble]

It was my 300 rated ex but we dont talk abt that

[rain sapphire]

Where do i check winstreak

[rustic crag]

im waiting dude

[topaz beacon]

@rustic crag i dont see it whats your user

[rustic crag]

sent

[dire apex]

She let you beat her 49 times in a row? 😭

[sterile pebble]

I was off doing a job far away so we'd play chess every day on call and I didnt play rapid in any other context

[topaz beacon]

@rustic crag user ima send you one

[sterile pebble]

49 wins over like a month

[rustic crag]

blitz?

[topaz beacon]

Yeah sure

[rustic crag]

mo3a4565

[rose hamlet]

Chess, more like bless

[rustic crag]

@topaz beacon ggs

[topaz beacon]

You aint see that though

Ggs

Sylau

@rustic crag again?

😐

[rustic crag]

i told you i am tired dude im done a whole work shift

[topaz beacon]

Is cool see you get some sleep

@clear gate username 1 minute bullet

[dire apex]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-wong-gif-7845920779899236663

[rustic crag]

@sterile pebble

[topaz beacon]

Yeah he kinda cooked me ngl

[sterile pebble]

Cooked

[topaz beacon]

Its cool though ggs

@sterile pebble yeah and me 1 minute?

[dire apex]

Brutal

[rustic crag]

i basically pinged you
becuase your next turn

[sterile pebble]

Ill play one 3 min game

Not bullet my brain is barely working rn

[topaz beacon]

Aight bet

[sterile pebble]

Unrated

[topaz beacon]

Yeah my brain work 24/7

Sure

[sterile pebble]

I sent

[topaz beacon]

User cuz

[sterile pebble]

Theianbian3

[topaz beacon]

Lame ahhh

@sterile pebble im made for bullet

@sterile pebble go faster

And yes im typing during the game@sterile pebble

Ggs

[sterile pebble]

Cooked

[topaz beacon]

Lol

[sterile pebble]

1 min?

[topaz beacon]

Sure

You aint qinning against me in one minute though

[sterile pebble]

Rematch

[topaz beacon]

@sterile pebble ggs

[sterile pebble]

Wtf happened lmao

[topaz beacon]

Nah im not good though

Bta

Ggs lol i learned from hikaru

😭😭😭😭

Some times i get trapped in my moves lol

@sterile pebble ggs though you played good

[sterile pebble]

@topaz beacon what is your elo?

[topaz beacon]

2467 in icc club

😂😂😂

[proven wave]

Today I didn't lose a single game

[sterile pebble]

I didnt know ICC still was a thing

[proven wave]

[topaz beacon]

Yeah is very big

@sterile pebble thats my elo

My peak is 2467 but my actual elo right now is 2436

Lock in though u got this

thats me im the word grand master

Of bullet atleast

[dire apex]

https://tenor.com/view/why-is-he-gif-3749724709641675358

[topaz beacon]

😭

I hope i dont get banned because one of my accounts got banned for no reason

😋

[tranquil jolt]

Hello

[topaz beacon]

Yo

[sterile pebble]

Fair play or abuse?

[tranquil jolt]

:latvia:

[topaz beacon]

I dont remember@sterile pebble

I think it was fair play

[tranquil jolt]

:mikhael tal:

[topaz beacon]

But i dont cheat

[west cobalt]

Their fairplay accuracy is rlly high

[topaz beacon]

I tryed talking to a admin in the game about it and he just said your account was closed and left me

[mortal bronze]

nice

[gloomy cipher]

could've also been sandbagging/rating manipulation stuff

[mortal bronze]

it is?

i thought it was closed

[topaz beacon]

@mortal bronze i use icc

[mortal bronze]

damn

[mortal bronze]

i used to use it in like 2012

[topaz beacon]

[mortal bronze]

made a good friend on there

[topaz beacon]

Dang

But nah its still opened

[mortal bronze]

hmm

[topaz beacon]

But i think they remodeled it

💔

Dang am i the only one active 149k members and this dead as it can be

[trim oriole]

Hey yall

[proven wave]

I think today is my lucky day!

after a long time

[trim oriole]

I’m giving the pawn a smash bros moveset

[proven wave]

Thanks Kel

[mortal bronze]

you are just good trust

[sly leaf]

Italian game rocks

[trim oriole]

I need help with down a though

[topaz beacon]

[proven wave]

Not really.
I was stuck at 1400 (even at 1300)
Today I suddenly got 50+ ratings!

[mortal bronze]

nuce

nice

[topaz beacon]

@proven wave yo so i am kinda a 2467 elo and it says i am a 1300

😭

[proven wave]

How many accounts do you have in chess.com?

[trim oriole]

my elo is 100

[topaz beacon]

I only have 1 just that it connected to my other one in my school chromebook

[proven wave]

So this account is not yours?
margan-irwin99

[topaz beacon]

It is but its my school chromebooks one

My real account which i play on is lil-flamersss

[proven wave]

margan-irwin99?

Anyway. My brain is not working right now I am sorry. Feel free to get help here - #1039943660839641139

[topaz beacon]

And im trying to connect to the server but it says its alreasy connected

[proven wave]

And our team will do their best to help 🙂

[topaz beacon]

Yeah cuz im kinda worried that its going to get banned because i am a hire level then what it says

I ment higher elo

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[topaz beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-candidates-fide-candidates-chess-funny-gif-26035070

[potent gulch]

Everyday bro 😞

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[potent gulch]

Yeah 😞

[nocturne garnet]

guys can someone be my coach I have 120 elo but when I have 4892 elo ill give u $5

[oak chasm]

He died trying

[nocturne garnet]

@potent gulch is that a yes?

[potent gulch]

I can't even get 2000 myself bro 🥺💔

[nocturne garnet]

im just lowk built different

plus its 5 dola dola

[potent gulch]

U gotta be my coach instead then 🔥

[nocturne garnet]

k bet

[topaz beacon]

Yo

[nocturne garnet]

yo

[potent gulch]

Hei

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> margan-irwin99

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1298
Bullet: 1077 (1204 peak)

[topaz beacon]

I closed it

[potent gulch]

Just more 2 points 🔥

[potent gulch]

Ouh u closed your acc?

[topaz beacon]

No longer here with us 🙁

Yeah had too

[potent gulch]

Ouh no :/ what happened

[topaz beacon]

Well i had two account and i had to close one

Rip 🙁

[potent gulch]

Ouhhh

Rip

[topaz beacon]

Btw you like this?

[sterile pebble]

Are we deadass?

[kindred crypt]

Hows the emote deck looking chat

wait wrong server mb

[topaz beacon]

😭😭

@sterile pebble lock in

[lilac fulcrum]

i'm getting better at chess guys, 560 and i got 98.1 accuracy in a 17 move game

[sterile pebble]

Wooooooo 2400 bullet let's fk goooo

[topaz beacon]

Good stuff

[mortal bronze]

nice

[novel wind]

👏🏻

[lilac fulcrum]

gng guess what i got a 10 (A+ in burgers per yard) in my exam today even tho i barely studied since i was busy playing chess

[sterile pebble]

Me except I fail all my exams

[supple phoenix]

ok

[topaz beacon]

Im just good at bullet

Chess

[lilac fulcrum]

im just good at rapid

[topaz beacon]

@lilac fulcrum nice play me in bullet

[lilac fulcrum]

what 😭 🙏

[topaz beacon]

@lilac fulcrum play me in chess but bullet

[sterile finch]

i'm trying to learn chess rn but i'm having trouble remembering how the pieces move

[topaz beacon]

[sterile finch]

any tips?

[lilac fulcrum]

there is a chance that if you fart irl you can take the opponents king and checkmate him

[topaz beacon]

@sterile finch just remmember

[wooden lava]

just now i spotted a tactic or sacrifice and i already saw it, but i accidentally didn’t play it

[supple phoenix]

can anyone see my messages?

[blissful ginkgo]

nah

[lilac fulcrum]

nah

[supple phoenix]

thats too bad

[sterile finch]

woah

[wooden lava]

no, i dont have discord tho

[topaz beacon]

Yo can some one play me in bullet rq you have to be 1500 or higher

[sterile finch]

i have trouble cuz i have a disorder that gives me trouble with patterns

[lilac fulcrum]

my opponent just blundered his queen due to a pin btw

[wooden lava]

sacrifice the rules

[sterile finch]

normally i can but chess is complex

[topaz beacon]

Dang

[wooden lava]

adhd?

[sterile finch]

no no dispraxia

[wooden lava]

ok

[sterile finch]

it's a motor skill disorder

[supple phoenix]

anyoen want to play rapid?

[topaz beacon]

@supple phoenix bullet or blitz

[sterile finch]

any tips tho to remember them

on how they move

[lilac fulcrum]

the king moves in an L shape

[supple phoenix]

10min

[wooden lava]

i see.
you are doing well for someone with that

to be able to play chess

[topaz beacon]

@supple phoenix i dont really play 10 minutes its too slow i was built for speeeeeed

[sterile finch]

mine is mild but i just have trouble with some speech and pattern stuff

[wooden lava]

not helpful

just remember to make sure everything is defended

[supple phoenix]

oh

[wooden lava]

just make sure you see if anything can attack

[supple phoenix]

well, i suck at speed

[wooden lava]

git gud

[topaz beacon]

@supple phoenix we can do 5 minute blitz

[supple phoenix]

ok

why not, dm me

[lilac fulcrum]

@sterile finch when you do game review if it says blunder and its a red mark its actually a good move since its always opposite day in chess.com

[sterile finch]

woahh

[cinder wind]

Team Rocket back to 2200 after a massive rampage ☠️

[lilac fulcrum]

if you lose its a rule that you must bring out a german sticky gre-

[sterile finch]

ima livestream in the vc if you wanna see me play against a low level bot

[sterile finch]

ik how to play enough atleast

i just keep getting draws tho

[lilac fulcrum]

"what's claustrophobia?" me :

[lilac fulcrum]

think before you move

[sterile finch]

i do

[lilac fulcrum]

then how did you stalemate

[wooden lava]

You shoulda shown a smothered mate instead

[sterile finch]

i'm brand new

[lilac fulcrum]

i showed that because its a game i just played

[sterile finch]

i started like 3-4 days ago

[wooden lava]

Makes sense

Reacting to both the previous messages

[lilac fulcrum]

"when i was 3 days into playing chess i already beat garry kasparov" - little timmy, 2024.

[wooden lava]

What

[fast crater]

Rate my brilliant move 💯 🔥

[lilac fulcrum]

MY EYES

[wooden lava]

Very nice
Ladder mate time

Forced ladder mate

[fast crater]

what happen d to them

[fast crater]

whats that?

[wooden lava]

10/10
but you use light mode so i dont like

[patent night]

How could you still lose?

[fast crater]

he played well

[lilac fulcrum]

light mode

[fast crater]

i won on time

[wooden lava]

Sac the knight,
They are forced to take, move the queen to c7, king goes up, move the rook up and checkmate

Send me the game in dms and i will show you what you shoulda done

[fast crater]

oh i didnt see that thats smart

[patent night]

What is a good opening for black after 1. d4?

[wooden lava]

Pls dm me i really wanna show you

[frank jetty]

Benoni of doom

[lilac fulcrum]

a6

[rain sapphire]

Nf6

[wooden lava]

HOLUP WHY AM I TRYNA TEACH YOU IM 700

[topaz beacon]

Im playing against some one and this guy taking his sweet time lil

[fast crater]

bro U know ball taht was a clean sequence, can u coach my game

[wooden lava]

Friend request?

[fast crater]

tell him in the chat to move faster to remind him

[patent night]

I've never played the Benoni

[frank jetty]

Dont play it

[deft niche]

I’m new

[topaz beacon]

This man has 2 minutes in a blitz game i have 4

[fast crater]

yeah

[patent night]

So I should simply go for the KID?

[frank jetty]

Yes

[patent night]

Fine

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[frank jetty]

Ur elo?

[wooden lava]

The problem with brilliant moves is that people will try to make more sacrifices

But the thing is, a brilliant move is only brilliant if you find the follow up

[patent night]

400 😔

[fast crater]

i didnt even know my knight could be taken! how lucky is that?

[wooden lava]

It shouldnt be brilliant if you dont find the follow up

[deft niche]

what’s that

[fast crater]

i agree but it was funny

[frank jetty]

Yeah go for the KID

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wooden lava]

Taking the knight was the only move it was forced

[frank jetty]

At ur level
It would be a solid foundation

[deft niche]

no

[fast crater]

yeah I thought I won I was confused why the game didn't end at first

[patent night]

Which one is better: Italian game or Scotch?

[wooden lava]

ITALIAN

[frank jetty]

Scotch is always like trust me bro

[wooden lava]

always play the italian

[frank jetty]

Scotch!!!!!

[wooden lava]

Its so gooooood i love jt

The italian

Learn more tactics and better basics

[frank jetty]

Yeah but i prefer the main line but i hate the other lines

[rustic crag]

brilliant or blunder?

https://tenor.com/view/lmao-lol-laughing-omg-haha-gif-17094278

[patent night]

The problem is that some people doesn't grab the d4 pawn, instead they defend it with d6

[wooden lava]

THATS THE BEAUTY OF THE ITALIAN

THE LINES ARE SO GOOD AND MAKE YOU HAVE TO THINK

[frank jetty]

Yes but scotch is better broodie

[patent night]

What about ponziani?

[wooden lava]

Well… gotham recommended it

[frank jetty]

Bro where do i learn this

[wooden lava]

Gothamchess

[frank jetty]

Aiight

[supple phoenix]

anyone want to play 10 min

[frank jetty]

Me

[wooden lava]

Whats your elo

[supple phoenix]

not rated yet

[frank jetty]

🧎🧎🧎🧎🧎

[wooden lava]

And username

[wooden lava]

Ok lets go

[frank jetty]

Not playing gn

[supple phoenix]

im 1200

[patent night]

Can someone play with me?

[frank jetty]

Huh

[wooden lava]

Nvm nvm

[supple phoenix]

smh

[patent night]

Unrated

[supple phoenix]

i was 500 but jumped to 1200 in 1 game

[wooden lava]

Lets play lets go

[supple phoenix]

dm me

[lilac fulcrum]

im stuck at 560 and i cant afford a coach what do i do

[rustic crag]

hello grandmasters and 100> players

[lilac fulcrum]

i am not watching a 17 hour youtube video

[frank jetty]

😭😭

[patent night]

Wanna play with me @frank jetty ?

[frank jetty]

Aiight

Username

[wooden lava]

Check dms

[patent night]

Vinicinxz_14

[lavish ivy]

Holy shit bam adebayo scored 83

[lilac fulcrum]

#💬〡chess-talk

[dire apex]

I drew this endgame against a 2000 while down 4 minutes

[sterile pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-swag-zzsoobn-gif-22938521

[heady grove]

man I didnt think I played THAT bad

[dire apex]

Ts should not be possible

[river coral]

"Must have been the wind" ahh game

[heady grove]

https://giphy.com/gifs/swPH6f77yLk2I

[mortal bronze]

💔

people are so unserious

[void scaffold]

ive been playing for 3-4 months and my peak has only been 720 or smth is that normal

[dire apex]

They somehow found the only move that doesnt win the game (2000s dont know how side pawns work💔)

They played e2 here

[mortal bronze]

hehe

[frank jetty]

Wow

400 humbled me

Imma quit chess

[patent night]

Lmao you played great too

[frank jetty]

Sleepy hehehe

Wanna rematch?

[patent night]

Sure!

[supple phoenix]

how do you guys post images

[dire apex]

Why did your account get banned

[supple phoenix]

wdym

[dire apex]

From chess.com

[supple phoenix]

thats not my acc

[dire apex]

Why were you playing on someone else's account then