💬〡chess-talk

[wraith echo]

you sold the second but I messed up

[topaz shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-an-idiot-idiot-idiota-eres-idiota-eres-un-idiota-gif-26866973

[onyx needle]

That's jail

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-an-idiot-gif-17637615161490421290

[glass tartan]

adams family comes to mind

[dense wadi]

Everyone has a kin k guys don't judge

[topaz shoal]

You are an idiot hhahahahhahaahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[wraith echo]

guys I really wanna play blitz with someone rated 1800 to whatever rating for like 30 minutes cause its cool

[compact wedge]

Why are you talking about the sandler family

[wraith echo]

scape the backrooms ahh shi

[patent patrol]

I’ve known ab that virus since forever cuz of creepypasta vids

I think stuff like that is funny tho

[dense wadi]

Go search smile dog 😄

[patent patrol]

I’m og bro all u have to do is search :)

[kindred crypt]

???

[onyx needle]

A fish only lives once

[topaz shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-meme-runaway-gif-18147345450171545516

[kindred crypt]

How is this better for black lmao

I mean i guess the engine just likes free pawns

[onyx needle]

Maybe cuz u get b2

[frank jetty]

Wtf

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ethereum-memecoin-1

[wraith echo]

anyone blitz

[kindred crypt]

True

[rough osprey]

what do you mean lmao

[patent patrol]

I would never play that I’ve been bit by the jobava too many times

[kindred crypt]

It seems like that gives a bit of conterplay

[onyx needle]

Money

[jagged sleet]

Heyyyy

[onyx needle]

Lmao I won district 5 times as well

[frank jetty]

👀👀

[jagged sleet]

Ohhh nice

[crimson mirage]

Anyone plays chess (please don't be rude)

[compact wedge]

What

[onyx needle]

What's ur blitz on chesscom

[topaz shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-plants-vz-zombies-plants-zombies-ohio-only-in-ohio-gif-17724728911567987449

[jagged sleet]

I don't really play blitz

[rough osprey]

DM for lessons

[onyx needle]

Brother this is a checkers server don't u know that

[onyx needle]

What about rapid

[frank jetty]

Blitz is boring

[jagged sleet]

On lichess I am like 2000 so cc it's like 1789

[crimson mirage]

Just realised your and mine, both pfp are of kira

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/article/view/why-blitz-is-the-best-form-of-chess-training

[onyx needle]

Bullet is the real deal lmao

[wraith echo]

im so tilted tn

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-wong-gif-7845920779899236663

[jagged sleet]

On laptop it's hard to play blizt

Blitz*

[onyx needle]

U mean trackpad

[jagged sleet]

Hm

[onyx needle]

Also if u wanna be a chess coach why didn't u connect ur account

[frank jetty]

I’m ass

[jagged sleet]

Yea I will do that in like next 2 weeks rn having some stomach issues so I can't go and grab my laptop

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Hellcat (cruzeking007)

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Name: Hellcat (cruzeking007)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1685 (1968 peak)
Blitz: 2219 (peak)
Bullet: 2394 (2411 peak)

[onyx needle]

Huh wut

[jagged sleet]

My laptop is like on 3rd floor and I am on 1st

[onyx needle]

Alright alright

[jagged sleet]

Actually I am having endometriosis so before periods and during that I have killing ache

[frank jetty]

People need sunlight

[onyx needle]

I have no idea about biology so this is above the paygrade of my comprehension

[jagged sleet]

It means tissue is growing outwards in ur body

It's like ovary cysts

[onyx needle]

Nope no clue

[jagged sleet]

Just have an idea it causes intense pain while doing some running etc

And during periods

[onyx needle]

I see

[jagged sleet]

Yea

[frank jetty]

Damn
🧎🧎🧎
Get well

[topaz shoal]

Hey y'all anyone want coaching

It's free

[tender charm]

Is there anyone want to play

[eternal temple]

Crushed him

[onyx needle]

What website is this?

[mossy anchor]

850 ? -

[eternal temple]

Wintrchess

[onyx needle]

Hmm are the game reviews free there?

[eternal temple]

Yeah, I review my chess.com games there

[topaz shoal]

Who wnats coaching?

[eternal temple]

And sometimes lc

[topaz shoal]

For freeeeeeeeee

[onyx needle]

Oh that's good

[onyx needle]

<500 BRUH

[eternal temple]

I got this earlier it was cool

[marble summit]

@radiant swan hello

[topaz shoal]

@onyx needle I'm not coaching a another smart guy is

[onyx needle]

Nice that's good

[marble summit]

I'm lazy but it's winning postion

[onyx needle]

Huh

[mossy anchor]

my mom had it also , I hope yours get well without operation ! best of luck

[eternal temple]

If queen takes knight Bxh2 gets the queen

[rough osprey]

dm me for free lessons if you are under 18 years

[jagged sleet]

Thenks even I hope so 🤧

Operation is very scary tbh

[marble summit]

It's winning either for black or white

[rough osprey]

good luck!

[west cobalt]

U shouldn’t use it. Its Accuracy is really inflated

[jagged sleet]

Thanks

[reef venture]

KINGS

[mossy anchor]

I mean yea operation for it comes with consequences also , especially if you are young ! do you wanna play ??

[honest frost]

i should get nitro

[jagged sleet]

Not rn lol

[mossy anchor]

allrr , what's your cc ?

[jagged sleet]

Rn not in condition to play just laying on my bed

[jagged sleet]

I will change my username and tell

Once I go get my laptop

[mossy anchor]

understood ! hope you get well soon

[mossy anchor]

sure , Imma just give mine ! the100elograndmaster

[jagged sleet]

Yea for 14 days my home is my bed 😂

[jagged sleet]

Alr

[mossy anchor]

how old are you ??

[jagged sleet]

16

[mossy anchor]

I really hope you get well soon -

take care

[jagged sleet]

Yea I have a very bad medical history lol

[west cobalt]

Same lol but for a month

[mossy anchor]

well dw same for me , I had 3 near death experiences

[jagged sleet]

So for me getting sick and all this is very normal it doesn't effect me now

[mossy anchor]

soo nothing crazyyy

[jagged sleet]

I had kidney stones last year

[honest frost]

my bed has always been my home

[jagged sleet]

3 in left kidney and 2 in right

[mossy anchor]

even now I am in my bed

[jagged sleet]

Before that dengue

[hollow vessel]

why is everyone on deaths door

[jagged sleet]

Before that jaundice 😭

[mossy anchor]

I had tumours in interstine

when I was 6

[jagged sleet]

Denmmm

[hollow vessel]

weird flexes but ok

[west cobalt]

Oh damn get well

[jagged sleet]

This year I have been hospitalized 2 times lol

[mossy anchor]

then 10 , then typhoid , then vegus nerve damage ( worse )

[jagged sleet]

Once in month of Jan then in Feb during my periods due to the pain

[mossy anchor]

I had 2 operations , and hospitalized around - 5 times

[jagged sleet]

Denm no operation

I don't even want to have an operation and i am just scared of that

[mossy anchor]

I am telling you , I had the vegus nerve problem in 2020 july , during covid , I wish I had covid rather

cuz that shi was worst

[jagged sleet]

Ohhhhh denm

What's that?

2023 to 2026 I am having a character development 😭😂

These are the worst years of my life lol i faced litterly everything during this time

[radiant swan]

character development 🙏

[jagged sleet]

Yea very huge character development I went through

[mossy anchor]

The vagus nerve (10th cranial nerve) is a long, key part of the parasympathetic nervous system, transmitting signals between the brain, heart, and digestive system to regulate functions like heart rate, digestion, and breathing. Damage leads to dysfunction in these areas, causing issues such as gastroparesis, fainting, vocal cord changes, or chronic inflammation !
so I used to vomit everything I ate , sudden breathing attacks , heart attacks , and fainmtings

[jagged sleet]

Denmm 😭

[mossy anchor]

Ohhh I see , for me , I have been better after 2020 , I lowkey entered glow up zone

I don't sick much anymore

[jagged sleet]

Ohhh

2023 i lost my mother

[frank jetty]

Damn

[jagged sleet]

Ever since that my health is very bad I mean maybe it's because I am in trauma of that

[frank jetty]

🧎🧎🧎

[merry bough]

55 character limit on poll answers is way too small

[jagged sleet]

On top of that MY STEPMOTHER IS MY MOTHER'S SISTER HAHAHA

[mossy anchor]

what

[jagged sleet]

Who believes me for her ded btw

[frank jetty]

What

[mossy anchor]

what --

[jagged sleet]

Yea that's why I said I went to a character development

[merry bough]

ight imma head out

[foggy raptor]

oh hi

[mossy anchor]

SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS but

[edgy chasm]

@buoyant warren shitter

[mossy anchor]

But but but I need to say it

[merry bough]

traxler is trash

[jagged sleet]

My dad was basically having a affair with her sister my mother found out and did something to herself

[edgy chasm]

quiting the second your positive is pusy activities

[foggy raptor]

do u know who i am

[mossy anchor]

that " MY STEPMOM IS MY MOTHER'S SISTER " SOUNDS LIKE A 18+ MANHWA TITLE -

[buoyant warren]

we werent positive we were tied

[merry bough]

no

[foggy raptor]

traxlor is good at low elo

[edgy chasm]

in rating

[jagged sleet]

Lolll 😭😂

[buoyant warren]

oh

[frank jetty]

Bro chill

[edgy chasm]

whatever bro ggs

[buoyant warren]

ggs

[mossy anchor]

chilling -

[merry bough]

never play an opening that's "good at low elo" because soon you won't be low elo and you won't know what to do

[jagged sleet]

Bro I don't even care atp lol

[mossy anchor]

nah I mean fr ,I have read some stuff like " I am my wife "

[jagged sleet]

I have moved up from these family drama 😭 just focusing on myself

[merry bough]

no, that would be "my stepmom is my girlfriend's mother"

[foggy raptor]

NOOOO I NOW NEED TO WEAR CAT EARS TO CLASS
do u remmber now

[jagged sleet]

Huh? ,

[merry bough]

nya

[mossy anchor]

play catalan opening for white

[frank jetty]

Touching bio

[foggy raptor]

oh shi spoke the activation phrase

[mossy anchor]

welll I know that one - Domestic Girlfriend -

[merry bough]

too complicated, plus closed catalan with Bb4+ Be7 is the most boring garbage imaginable (but I recommend it as black)

[mossy anchor]

yea that's a manhwa " I am my wife "

[frank jetty]

Wtf

[foggy raptor]

girl do i still need to do it

[mossy anchor]

well that's why I said , catalan , cuz it's very complicated , mostly people blunder

[frank jetty]

I wanna learn the catalan
🧎🧎

[merry bough]

wait until the game ends

i give it less than a week 😭

[jagged sleet]

Denm

[mossy anchor]

then there's another called " keep it a secret from my mom "

[merry bough]

exactly, that's why i give a simple line to play as black, even if you forget theory as long as you remember what you need to do at some point you're pretty much good

[jagged sleet]

...?

[merry bough]

I don't encourage playing the catalan as white

[mossy anchor]

yea trueee !!

[merry bough]

if you encounter the catalan as black, i recommend the closed catalan with Bb4+ Be7

[mossy anchor]

some people play english , I just copy them and enter the ultra symmetric variation ,

[merry bough]

so simple, you just play c6, b6, Nbd7, O-O, Bb7 in basically any order

[mossy anchor]

dw dw

[jagged sleet]

Yea

[merry bough]

or Ba6 if you're feeling adventurous

[frank jetty]

Reading like hikaru

[mossy anchor]

I agreee

[merry bough]

I've looked into the Catalan as white with b3, the idea is supporting c4 so you can play Nc3 after Qc2 without hanging the c4 pawn

then you play Bc1-Bb2 because the bishop doesn't belong on d2

still not worth playing tho

[merry bough]

something like this

also you don't have to play Qc2

[mossy anchor]

can we play Nc6 , Re1 , c5 and e4 ??

[merry bough]

or Bc1-Bb2, you can always play Bf4

[merry bough]

if ever c5, b6 is annoying

actually

b3 b6 right away to shut down any possibility of queenside advance

[mossy anchor]

yea that's true also but how about b4

[mossy anchor]

oh yeaa

truee

[merry bough]

also e5 to undermine c5 is another problem

that's not the point of b3

if i wanted to go for c5-b4, i wouldn't waste a tempo with b3

[mossy anchor]

how do we make progress then ?

[mossy anchor]

truee

[merry bough]

play for e4

[mossy anchor]

like Nc6 , Qc2 , Re1 then e4 ??

[merry bough]

i mean there are other ways to go for it

but the problem is at best the position is equal

after dxc4 bxc4, the temporary pawn sac b5! equalizes

i mean pretty much every opening is equal with best play

[wraith echo]

i hate chess

[merry bough]

the reason you play the catalan is because people try to play it like a Meran Semi-Slav and fail spectacularly

[frank jetty]

Same

[wraith echo]

just lost 40 rating points

[frank jetty]

I feel you

[merry bough]

or like a QGD or other common d4 opening

[frank jetty]

I dropped from 1500-1200 twice

[wraith echo]

wow

[merry bough]

you have to play the Catalan like the Catalan, not like some other opening

plus the open catalan is a whole other idea

[mossy anchor]

Oj ueaaa that's truee , then it kind becomes drawish , but it's very fundamental if someone doesn't know the theory it's kinda hard to find all correct sequence

[foggy raptor]

slight rating change is normal 😇 u get back eventually

[mossy anchor]

which format

[frank jetty]

Rapid

[mossy anchor]

damn -

[wraith echo]

I still feel like shit

[mossy anchor]

in bullet it's understandable but rapid is lowkey crazy -

[foggy raptor]

its ok

[midnight terrace]

dropped 1900-1500 blitz when switched from d4 to e4

[frank jetty]

Bullet is lame brother

[merry bough]

yeah i mean after e4 in that position, dxc4 bxc4 b5! cxb5 cxb5 Nxb5 Nc5! Qb1 Bxb5 Qxb5 Ncxe4 wins back the pawn with pressure on the isolani as compensation for the bishop pair

[foggy raptor]

i tilted 550-450 once im still fine 😇

[mossy anchor]

it is , but last time , when I was only playing rapid , I got banned-

[merry bough]

only playing rapid looks sus

[mossy anchor]

😮‍💨 the game accuracy was 87.4 , it was a 10 min rapid -

[frank jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/suicidal-penguin-suicidal-penguin-mountain-penguin-suicidal-penguin-suicide-penguin-gif-9523583683405012896

[mossy anchor]

my opponent

reported me

[frank jetty]

Ohh

[mossy anchor]

and I got banned , I was on 1942

😮‍💨

[heady gale]

Did you cheat though?

[merry bough]

one report shouldn't be enough for a ban tho

[mossy anchor]

Noo

[mossy anchor]

idkkkk , I got banned instantly after that game

[heady gale]

a guy played a 100 accuracy for a 20 move game

[mossy anchor]

my friend was inspecting me

[frank jetty]

1945?

[heady gale]

so you technically can’t be banned for having that accuracy in 10 moves

[merry bough]

ive played 100% accuracy for 25 moves because it was a line i'd seen before

[mossy anchor]

vro - the game was 26 moves long

[merry bough]

a sharp open ruy lopez line when i used to play that

now i play the Berlin and hate it

[mossy anchor]

and the thing is I even blundered my bishop

[heady gale]

87 is still low

[frank jetty]

Kramnik

[oak jacinth]

tf

[mossy anchor]

early and made a recovery ikrr

[heady gale]

you literally cannot be banned for it

[merry bough]

i don't think that game is why you got banned

unless your opponent was a salty admin or friends with an admin

[midnight terrace]

i have not seen any single player banned for no reason on cc/lc

[mossy anchor]

idkkk , so that's why I am playing other formats

to keep it more normal

[merry bough]

but yeah you really shouldn't only play rapid

it looks sus

[frank jetty]

Rapid is scared of bro

[mossy anchor]

😮‍💨 I used to play classical a lot

[merry bough]

especially if you only play swiss system tournaments

[mossy anchor]

so I am inherently bad in fast chess

[wraith echo]

to be honest I wish I could just not play chess anymore

I wish I just didnt even start

[frank jetty]

I feel you

Hardstuck 1200blitz

[heady gale]

Stuck at 2000 now

[midnight terrace]

How does one start learning 960?

[mossy anchor]

chess was fun , when I was younger , I used to play with my dad and my friencds

[mossy anchor]

you don't learn -

[heady gale]

you memorize 960 different positions

[frank jetty]

Leave it

[wraith echo]

yo math tutor whats the cossine of pi over 4

[mossy anchor]

you just try to recognize patterns and try to basically get the pieces in key squares

[midnight terrace]

mayybe there are some types of starting positions in 960 you can study?

[mossy anchor]

1/square root of 2

[foggy raptor]

im a femb

[wraith echo]

no that is incorrect

[heady gale]

It’s root 2 over 2

[foggy raptor]

taylor series expansion for e^x

[mossy anchor]

then -1/4

[wraith echo]

no actually ur right

[heady gale]

deadass? Math tutor 😭 😭

[mossy anchor]

sure

[wraith echo]

cause 1/sqrt 2 is equal to sqrt 2/ 2

[mossy anchor]

I mean , ( cos pi )/4 = -1/4

[heady gale]

Do you not know radians?

[wraith echo]

no its not

[mossy anchor]

bro doesn't know sarcasm -

[mossy anchor]

sure bro

[wraith echo]

ok how about this whats the solution to the equation in R of: Sin x = 1/2

[mossy anchor]

😮‍💨 why you even asking me this shii , pi/6

[rough osprey]

thats wrong

[mossy anchor]

sure bro

sinx , means x radians

[rough osprey]

pi/6+2pik and 5pi/6 +2pik for when k in a number

[mossy anchor]

well yea sure

[frosty grail]

can someone tell me when i start getting the opponents that everyone THINKS 200s and 300s play like? the ones that blunder everything and not the ones who play like gods and can see 9 moves into the future?

[rough osprey]

he didnt give a range for the answers

[rough osprey]

u didnt even mention 5pi/6

[mossy anchor]

the general equation can be given

[mossy anchor]

just write the n format

like bro , this ain't even a question to be so serious about

chill

[rough osprey]

ok im just saying, "math tutor"

[frank jetty]

🧎🧎🧎😭

[mossy anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006369257040388238/1477895796753039514/board.gif

[wraith echo]

no the thing is that sin x is equal to 1/2 in two spots in a 2 pi interval which are pi / 6 and 5 pi / 6. then knowing that we need an answer that is valid if we keep rotating in the trig circle. therefore the answer is: x = pi/6 times k2pi or 5pi/6 times k2pi where k is a whole number

[lament ledge]

why are we doing math in a chess server
i came here to ignore my homework, not to be reminded of it

[mossy anchor]

sure

[mossy anchor]

idk fr

[rough osprey]

well said

[rough osprey]

lmao

[bright knot]

😭 change ur name gng atp

[frank jetty]

Ricko 👀👀

[wraith echo]

ok math tutor lets level things up

[rough osprey]

LMAO

[mossy anchor]

still easy

[wraith echo]

this one is given to 6th graders in china you should be able to do it

[rough osprey]

why are there more letter than numvers lmao

[rough osprey]

lmao

[bright knot]

i mean no shit how will you make a math question with numbers

[rough osprey]

its a joke bruh

[mental loom]

For Off-topic, pls use #💬〡general-off-topic

[wraith echo]

tbh I dont even know how to start this ahh question

[rough osprey]

fr

[frank jetty]

Bro u tired of chess

[wraith echo]

yes

[frank jetty]

Go n sleep man

[merry bough]

we need chess sites that playban you for 10 minutes for playing 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Nd4 as black

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/trivialauvs-gif-3682528731789571449

[wraith echo]

chill bro

[mossy anchor]

okay saw the question , I can do it , but do you know delta function ??

[strange portal]

anyone bullet

[wraith echo]

yes

[buoyant warren]

just parry the tornado

[merry bough]

like seriously 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Nd4 makes beginners quit

[mossy anchor]

how old are you

[merry bough]

because they play 4.Nxe5 and get annihilated

[wraith echo]

that is irrelevant to the question

[merry bough]

it's such a scummy playstyle

like yeah i know to play 4.Nxd4 but beginners don't

fried liver is different

[patent patrol]

I’ve been spinning the other way for hours

[frank jetty]

I parry everything

[merry bough]

fried liver is your opponent screwing up

they should not allow Nxf7

[wraith echo]

yall talking about some cuphead ahh shi

[merry bough]

fried liver is objectively best move

3.Bc4 Nd4 is not

[wraith echo]

yes up to around 1200 it is

[ashen sky]

sup, new here

[merry bough]

just play 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Bc5 and you will never have to worry about the fried liver again

[honest frost]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-higuruma-higuruma-jjk-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-2081143640985071325

[merry bough]

don't even bother with 3.Bc4 Nf6 4.Ng5 d5 5.exd5 Na5 garbage

[frank jetty]

Yeah

[wraith echo]

I get it but the thing is that either of them are fine cause the fried liver is shi after like 1500

[merry bough]

wdym, after Nxf7?

[frank jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-gif-3977056725828219167

[merry bough]

no, Nxf7 is great

[wraith echo]

i mean u dont need to play bc5

[honest frost]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-retrial-hammer-hammer-smash-gavel-hammer-gif-10234752916734345490

[wraith echo]

since defending the fried liver is quite easy

[merry bough]

wdym "the fried liver is shi after like 1500" what specific response from black are you talking about

are you talking about the Na5 line?

[frank jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/naoya-zenin-choso-fight-aura-farm-not-in-the-manga-gif-15215466617984430840

[open heron]

https://tenor.com/view/oscarss-electricity-japan-footsteps-into-japan-gif-13974433903805067078

[wraith echo]

the fried liver as an opening is not that good after a level where most players will defend it and put you in a slightly worse position every time u play it

[frank jetty]

Can you play without a chess board?🧎🧎🧎🧎

[merry bough]

yes

[frank jetty]

😭😭😭

[merry bough]

it's pretty easy, also i have online boards

but im not using those atm

[frank jetty]

Touch grass

[open heron]

thats also a chess board

[merry bough]

point is im not using an analysis board atm

this is a relatively short line

[wraith echo]

one day I wanna go in the woods get a log and make a chess board by hand then play it with my kids ( who are still in my balls )

[frank jetty]

Hopefully u make it

[merry bough]

probably never going to have kids the way things are going

[frank jetty]

Bruhh chill

[wraith echo]

why not kids are great

[frank jetty]

That’s you

[honest frost]

EVERYONE COME BACK

[buoyant warren]

having kids is terrible

[honest frost]

WERE HAVING A RETRAIL

[wraith echo]

i disagree

[merry bough]

ight let's move to #💬〡general-off-topic before mods nuke the conversation

[buoyant warren]

nah its chill here

[merry bough]

bruh im not taking any chances ive been muted before

[wraith echo]

yo mods please chill

[frank jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/hiromi-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-jujutsu-kaisen-s3-gif-12678101796339443375

[wraith echo]

the discussion about to be on fire

[patent patrol]

Mods aren’t awake

[merry bough]

fine, ill participate

[wraith echo]

so the thing is kids give you purpose

[merry bough]

last time i said that and then posted memes i got muted within 30 minutes

[patent patrol]

<@&745328830649991179> activity check someone’s probably breaking rules

[wraith echo]

and if you already have purpose they give you one more'

[patent patrol]

Ok ima go outside and try to figure out this tornado later guys

[wraith echo]

which state are yall at?

[merry bough]

confusion

[honest frost]

like US?

[wraith echo]

yeah which US state

including canada

( im joking )

[honest frost]

i live in japan

kyoto

[open heron]

north korea

[echo sinew]

What I would do to not live in the US

[open heron]

move

[echo sinew]

I’m 16

[honest frost]

real US kinda sucks

[wraith echo]

the US is pretty shit rn

[honest frost]

I used to live their a couple years back

[echo sinew]

B+ tier country

Like get me outta here

[wraith echo]

whats an A+ country

[honest frost]

what about japan

[bitter edge]

free healthcare

[echo sinew]

Denmark and Spain

[wraith echo]

italy prob A though

[echo sinew]

Japan gets A

[honest frost]

idc about healthcare gng 😭

[bitter edge]

then die

[frank jetty]

Nihon?

[echo sinew]

Anything below A- is not a good country and anything below B is an ass country

[honest frost]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-higuruma-higuruma-jjk-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-2081143640985071325

[wraith echo]

in japan they eat raw fish

[echo sinew]

Who?

[merry bough]

im tired of people glazing japan, it's not like anime

[tight jacinth]

in fact they eat everything raw

[honest frost]

it’s called sushi gng

[wraith echo]

give me an example of an ass country

[echo sinew]

Well I eat raw chicken and look how I turned out

[merry bough]

north korea

[echo sinew]

Chad

[frank jetty]

NIGERIA

[merry bough]

DRC

[wraith echo]

outstanding

[honest frost]

gng what

[lament ledge]

they've got cool pencils

[merry bough]

a bunch of people watch anime and think japan is an amazing country but it's not

[uneven plover]

@wooden sphinx have you unbrainwashed any beginners yet?

[merry bough]

not to mention you're a gaijin

[echo sinew]

North Korea is unironically a C or C- tier country just because the people there aren’t dying of heat food and water

[honest frost]

yeah, I agree with that

[wraith echo]

north korea is an F tier country bro

[honest frost]

come visit first then make a statement

[wraith echo]

they cant play videogames

[merry bough]

yes they are

[echo sinew]

I’m looking at this through a freedom, rights, and technological advancement stance

[wraith echo]

I pass

[frank jetty]

I like the language

[echo sinew]

No they’re not they’re just being brought out back and shot

[merry bough]

ight imma head out before mods nuke this convo

[echo sinew]

Real

[buoyant warren]

they be turning footsteps into electricity tho

[honest frost]

https://tenor.com/view/electricity-japan-gif-3444946226793189403

[echo sinew]

What does this even mean bro

[frank jetty]

The very same people that killed ur people being assigned to the military publicly
🧎🧎🧎🧎

[echo sinew]

I’ve heard this shit too much for it to be a coincidence

[frank jetty]

I hate my country

[echo sinew]

Pop off

[buoyant warren]

I believe it was from an ig video that was talking about how impressive japanese engineers were for making some footstep-electricity mechanism when it isnt really that hard in reality

[queen junco]

Hlo guys how to report a member

[lament ledge]

on discord or chess.com?

[open heron]

how footsteps feel after turning japan into electricity

[echo sinew]

LMAOOO WAIT THATS SO FUNNY

[queen junco]

Discord server promotion

[lament ledge]

idk ping a mod

[frank jetty]

🧎🧎

[queen junco]

How to ping

Mod

I cant

[gritty saddle]

yo guys

1052, m making progress fast

[lament ledge]

@fluid vine

[wary token]

There is no bigger sin than cheating in chess

[gritty saddle]

i think I'll reach 1100 soon

[queen junco]

@fluid vine

[lament ledge]

we didn't have to ping him twice

[queen junco]

😑

[patent patrol]

Ahhh tornado

[radiant swan]

how electricity feels after turning footsteps into japan

[heady shore]

Hikaru could just blitz out all of his moves and win in an instant😭too evil for Levy

[tiny harbor]

What would you do if u get stafford gambit and e5, knight e4, queen f3

[foggy raptor]

help why are there 5891 japans after the storm

[tiny harbor]

So what would u do

[fluid remnant]

I would get a life

[native jay]

Hi.

[zinc prairie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/54JLdulN5BOwM

[native jay]

??

I’m wealthy but not old btw.

[tiny harbor]

So what move would u make in that position

[heady shore]

What r u talking abt??

[tiny harbor]

Who

Useless ass chat

[heady shore]

They’re just not talking stop saying bs

[tiny harbor]

Go up and read the f k n chats

[native jay]

^^ low elo

[heady shore]

Do you expect everyone to be talking 24/7 or something

[grave sorrel]

I hate homophobic people

[tiny harbor]

No

Did u read the chats

[heady shore]

I did

[tiny harbor]

So i asked a question and people just react

And i ask what to do

[native jay]

Man is literally upset over nothing 💀

[tiny harbor]

And they say get a life

So whats ur point

[heady shore]

Sometimes they just dont got answers

[tiny harbor]

How am i saying bs

[heady shore]

Okay, you’re mad over people not giving you answers, i see. But i dont have answers to give so i didnt say anything, and maybe the others too

Dont be so triggered

[grave sorrel]

No one deserves to feel entitled enough to get an answer

[native jay]

Acting like there’s isn’t an engine to analyze his game 💀

[tiny harbor]

But people dont gotta react and reply with bs

[grave sorrel]

free will

[tiny harbor]

If u dont know dont respond

[grave sorrel]

and most likely because they dont know the answer

[tiny harbor]

F a g will

[grave sorrel]

lmfao

[tiny harbor]

Dont know the answer so reply with bs yeah nice

[heady shore]

you’re mad over a simple thing man

[lament ledge]

what was your question?

[grave sorrel]

this

[tiny harbor]

What would you do if u get stafford gambit and e5, knight e4, queen f3

[heady shore]

^^

[tiny harbor]

.

[grave sorrel]

btw, there is an explorer board for this

[patent patrol]

I left my AirPods do I go get them

Ignore the fact that im up close to the window

[tiny harbor]

What is it

[grave sorrel]

on chess com

It shows u top moves

[heady shore]

A feature to explore new lines and stuff

[tiny harbor]

With premium

[grave sorrel]

nope

Explorer board is premium, not analysis

[heady shore]

Dont you know about this? I thought everyone does

[lament ledge]

is this not a pre-existing line?

[tiny harbor]

Thank you

All i needed

[fierce bay]

heyyy

[tiny harbor]

Nah bro not everyone sweats chess everyday

[heady shore]

I never said everyone does

[bitter edge]

you're literally in a chess discord server

[heady shore]

All im saying is everyone couldve known about this if they do explore chesscom and its features

[tiny harbor]

Yeah i got it to ask simple questions like that

[patent patrol]

Brooo

There’s a tornado but my AirPods are in the car

[tiny harbor]

Explorer is literally premium

You get like 10 moves

[bitter edge]

stockfish.

[patent patrol]

Just use lichess it mogs 95% of chess.coms shitty paid features I pay the chess.com subscription and wouldn’t even use half that shit

[tiny harbor]

Its not even free

[patent patrol]

Making studies and doing explorer analysis on chess.com is literally the lamest shit ever to navigate im not even joking

[tiny harbor]

Thats what this guy just said to use

[patent patrol]

I think he’s just sharing the chess.com features which isn’t inherently a bad thing

But my god are the chess.com features awful

[lament ledge]

https://lichess.org/study/1gqDv9cx/hHHi5C5h
this guy gives an analysis on several different variations of the stafford
includes ne4 and qf3 lines

[radiant swan]

Stafford Gambit 🙏

free pawn for white

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[patent patrol]

Lichess or chess.com/variants

[novel summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[patent patrol]

Yessir

Bro what am I even supposed to do w this lame ass tornado outside

[heady shore]

I dont think you’re supposed to do anything with it, just sit inside and wait until its over

[compact wedge]

I jst play 30 turns failing to checkmate with a king and rook

[heady shore]

Safest way, i dont recommend going outside

[patent patrol]

Omg power nut went out

[compact wedge]

We are cooked

[patent patrol]

Do u guys hear me

[lament ledge]

that's kind of cool

[patent patrol]

I’m jk I know u hear me my shit went out for a millisecond

[compact wedge]

Stay safe

[patent patrol]

And my WiFi disconnected

[heady shore]

You using 4G (or 5G) rn?

[patent patrol]

I’m chilling I live in a place where there’s tons of tornados it’s just kinda wild out there

Lte idk what the difference is

U think I could go work out

[lament ledge]

surviving a tornado would make a good core exercise, yeah

[fleet dove]

middle america casually lives in hell

[tiny harbor]

How do i see the best moves on lichess

[lament ledge]

it's the move with an arrow pointing a piece to another square

[storm reef]

why do the bots just break after I premove a little

[tiny harbor]

On the analysis board?

[lament ledge]

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=how+to+see+best+move+on+lichess

[stone flume]

Heading back home after a tournament

[heady shore]

Thats nice! Did you do well?

[stone flume]

Not so well tbh

[tiny harbor]

How do u send photos

[heady shore]

What was the problem? Time control? Panic?

[stone flume]

At 1 point in 1 game I had 1 minute to 1 hour

[stone flume]

It was classical 90+30

[heady shore]

Ah, classical. I hate that..

[silk mist]

chess ?

[heady shore]

Yup!

[stone flume]

At least that was a sort of a warmup tournament for me. Because the actual tournament will be in April

[silk mist]

preferable opponent -women , 19-23

[heady shore]

Manifesting for you to do well on the actual tournament!!!

You got this

[tiny harbor]

Bro im not seeing no arrow to the best moves

[stone flume]

Thankyou

[heady shore]

Chesscom? Lichess?

[bitter edge]

bro google it????

[native musk]

Biggest arrow

Are you on mobile @tiny harbor

[bitter edge]

^^^ person even did it for you

[visual tapir]

Opened my account a month ago btw

[formal mural]

hello chuds

[tiny harbor]

Lichess

[formal mural]

the king is here

[tiny harbor]

Yes

[heady shore]

Wassp chad

[native musk]

Click here on the bottom or top

[stone flume]

Even brought the plane ticket for my other tournament, I’m completely invested.

[heady shore]

You’re gonna win!!!!!! Practice, review and ball!

[patent patrol]

😭😭😭

Bro and Florida

[fleet dove]

florida is just mainland cuba to me

ts is not a real place

[patent patrol]

Did y mean fr middle America or middle USA

[fleet dove]

middle america (non political designation)

as in geographic middle america

[patent patrol]

I live near middle USA which is like tornado valley so I thought that would make sense

[olive heart]

who wants to join Dubai International Chess Club ??

[patent patrol]

But it is hell outside

[fleet dove]

although the political class of middle america also fits well in that sentence

[patent patrol]

Idk ab actual middle America weather climate besides what everyone alr knows

[fleet dove]

yea I have some family who live in oklahoma and they shrug off tornados like it's nothing

[olive heart]

who wants to join a club

[glacial ivy]

Hi huzz

[formal mural]

hello dollete

[bitter edge]

stop advertising bro this isn't youtube

[patent patrol]

It’s weird it’s like not uncommon but nothing too terrible ever usually happens

Trees everywhere mostly

[fleet dove]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-chud-chudjak-soyjak-90-seconds-to-nothing-gif-9277709574191520604

[stone flume]

I play e4 your move

[patent patrol]

No one gets like genuinely ransacked

More likely is a tree hits ur roof or a power line type deal

[heady badger]

i

[patent patrol]

Nf6

[stone flume]

e5

[patent patrol]

Nd5

[stone flume]

d4

[patent patrol]

e6

[stone flume]

c4

[patent patrol]

Ive driven home mid tornado but definitely latter end

nb6

[fleet dove]

thats crazy

[stone flume]

Nf3

[patent patrol]

bg4

[stone flume]

Illegal move

[stone flume]

Your bishop is blocked behind both your d and e pawns

[patent patrol]

I played e6

[stone flume]

Do you mean Bb4+?

[patent patrol]

Are u playing in ur head too

[stone flume]

Yes

[patent patrol]

Bg4 is me moving the light squared bishop to pin the knight on f3

if u played g3 u would be touching me

[stone flume]

But you moved pawn e6 and there is another one of your pawn on d7. And your light square bishop starting square is c8. How can you phase through 2 pawns?

[patent patrol]

Ok im just gonna input the moves

Crazy

[stone flume]

You said you played e6 not d6. You inputed d6

[patent patrol]

Bro that shit is so annoying

I hate getting messed up w stuff like that

[glacial ivy]

4 pawn benoni is free wins ngl

[stone flume]

Anyways, then what is your move?

[patent patrol]

Idk I lost it I play visually

I’d be in that position ideally but im tired now

[stone flume]

Ok, reset?

[jolly wyvern]

stuck at 2.1 dammit

[patent patrol]

1am here we should try again when I am awake and my adhd meds make me see into the future

Sorry for messing up it was fun doe

[stone flume]

It’s ok. In that case just get some rest

[strange portal]

anyone tryna playt

[keen hearth]

Black winning. This is without Context.

Black win with context....

[torn maple]

I got a tournament in 4h and 53 minutes im so excited :3

[digital ingot]

Anyone wanna play?

Elo around 1k

Lower than that

[lament ledge]

good luck

[torn maple]

My first opponent has a score of 1 in 7 classic games

He even lost to a 1400 rated 😭

[torn sparrow]

What is your fide

[torn maple]

1691

Im terrible as well

But in 9 games i played i've faced 2k rated people 4 times

I lost them all

[void tusk]

i just played a game at 92.9 accuracy i am very happy

[willow marsh]

What's your rating

And what time

[void tusk]

1099 but i just did a bunch of training so i came back a lot stronger. I still made 1 mistake and it was only a 16 move game though, 15 min

[exotic shard]

Anyone wanna play some games?

[deft shard]

Me

[exotic shard]

sure

[turbid mulch]

is it okay to play f4 instead of f3

[exotic shard]

user?

[radiant swan]

what is your fide

[plush anchor]

What is fide?

[ashen cave]

💔

[ashen cave]

Federation for Investigation of Dangerous Events

[plush anchor]

Damn. What dangerous event happens during chess?

[buoyant warren]

explosions

[plush anchor]

And woah you're 2600+? Damn

[plush anchor]

On the board?

[ashen cave]

Anish Giri comes and steals your pieces, threatening to mate you

[buoyant warren]

inside players pants

[plush anchor]

Maybe the chilli was a bad idea

[ashen cave]

If only chess.com rating mattered

it means nothing

[plush anchor]

That's true

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thejoseraul

This is the Chess.com profile of thejoseraul. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2353 (2472 peak)
Blitz: 2700 (peak)
Bullet: 2553 (2656 peak)

[ashen cave]

Useless

[plush anchor]

Wait lemme check mine

[radiant swan]

world chess federation

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> spynemaster harper (spynemaster)

This is the Chess.com profile of spynemaster. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: spynemaster harper (spynemaster)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2102 (2114 peak)
Blitz: 2451 (2533 peak)
Bullet: 2253 (2311 peak)

[plush anchor]

Pretty cool

[radiant swan]

this guy 2400 doesn't know what fide is

[plush anchor]

😔

[radiant swan]

2013 acc bro

[radiant swan]

this dudes an og

[ashen cave]

Nice

[ashen cave]

He joined chess.com when I was 5

[plush anchor]

Lol I was just looking for an entry point into the convo😭

[plush anchor]

I was 10😔

[tiny swallow]

yo guys

[radiant swan]

holy unc

[plush anchor]

Unfortunate stuff fr

[radiant swan]

blud been playing a decade 💔

[plush anchor]

17 years lol

[radiant swan]

almost 2 decades

this guy knows the strat for 3000

[ashen cave]

2 more than me
But i doubt the chess i played at the age of 3 counts

I only rly started tournaments when I was like 5 or 6

[plush anchor]

Lol😂 prolly not. It does stack up tho

[plush anchor]

Yes, it's give up on your dreams like I did mine

🙂‍↕️

[radiant swan]

spynemaster larper

[ashen cave]

Yea until u crash and fail
I was 1800 when I was 9
Now im 18 and i aint even 1900
Didnt play FIDE in the last 6+ years but still

[plush anchor]

Took It from 2 and half men. Not my real name ofc

[slim jay]

[errant current]

what channel do i go to ask how i made a brilliant move bc i dont understand it

[plush anchor]

Same here. Back when 1000 was the starting rating, I got my rating as 1400😔 and now I'm 1850

[radiant swan]

#💬〡improvement-talk

[plush anchor]

I've started up recently tho. 150 points in 3 tourneys isn't too bad

[ashen cave]

Damn
Mine was mostly cuz of my age category
People like gukesh meant i never won nationals

[radiant swan]

ive been playing for 2 years man cant relate with yall

[ashen cave]

Ill join u soon
Later this year will be my chess comeback
Once im in uni

[plush anchor]

Same here. I remember losing to pragg once

Irritating shi

[ashen cave]

How was pragg in your age category tho unc💀

[plush anchor]

Works for me. Playing in TN is hard tho.

[plush anchor]

I mean, I'm 22. He's like 19 or something. National schools we played together

[ashen cave]

Ilamparthi is one of TN's greatest talents eh

Faced that guy literally 5 times in tournaments

Won 2 drew 1 lost 2
Good enough
He rose faaast

[plush anchor]

Dunno dude. I have no clue about any recent player unfortunately. The only big tourney I played recently was athens

[plush anchor]

Kids are annoying

[torn maple]

Played a game to practice, was never worse but failed to see the tactic that won me the game like 4 times before

[ashen cave]

Ohhh alr look him up
Hes 2009 born
Got GM in october 25

[torn sparrow]

Very good for India tbh

[plush anchor]

I did. Pretty cool stuff

[opaque cedar]

you guys how to speak in vc

[plush anchor]

Yeah India is messed up compared to the other countries when it comes to chess

[ashen cave]

Fun fact my first national tournament included seeing gukesh cry for 15 minutes nonstop cuz he lost the penultimate round.
It was U7
I remember asking my mom "Whys this kid crying"

Future world champ

[plush anchor]

On the bright side once you reach 2000 here and then go out, you'll get to 2300 no issues whatsoever

[plush anchor]

Lmao😂

[torn maple]

Man, my tournament got an NM rated 1530, wtf

[plush anchor]

Old ah dude

[ashen cave]

Best i got was 4th in nationals
I quit in 2019
I kid u not 90% of the players i was on par with are now IMs and GMs
Defo regret my decision

[torn maple]

Bro he is 10 yo

[torn sparrow]

You should do a comeback vro

[plush anchor]

Damn how's he that bad then?

[ashen cave]

Im planning to
Once uni starts.
Rn im giving college entrance exams and stuff

[plush anchor]

Same. The people I grew up with are now gms and its annoying

[torn maple]

Idk how he got that NM title tbh

[ashen cave]

Exactly

[torn sparrow]

Do you have time for a few 3+0 games

[torn maple]

My uni starts this monday :*(

[ashen cave]

One or two maybe but im quite bad trust me

thejoseraul

Add me

[torn sparrow]

I sent

[ashen cave]

@torn sparrow u sent unrated i hope

[torn sparrow]

yeah

[ashen cave]

Alr

[merry bough]

im not the first person to discover this but wow waiting before castling is the solution for black to the Makogonov

if white pawn storms, you just castle queenside

[plush anchor]

Tf is that? An opening?

[quasi nova]

Are you proud of me vro, beat a fide rated guy and currently 3/3 🥶

[merry bough]

the Makogonov is a new way to play against the King's Indian Defense, characterized by an early h3, setting up g4,f3,h4,h5, pawn storming. White can win in one of two ways:

1. Relentless attack, often featuring brilliant sacrifices
2. Positional crush, gradually improving the position

Way 1:

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. e4 d6 5. h3 O-O 6. Be3 e5 7. d5 Na6 8. g4 Nc5 9. f3 a5 10. Qd2 c6 11. Nge2 a4 12. h4 cxd5 13. cxd5 h5 14. Ng3 hxg4 15. h5 Nh7 16. fxg4 Bxg4 17. Be2 Bxe2 18. Kxe2 a3 19. Rag1 axb2 20. Bxc5 dxc5 21. hxg6 fxg6 22. Nf5 b1=Q 23. Nxb1 gxf5 24. Qh6 Rxa2+ 25. Ke3 Qf6 26. Qxh7+ Kf7 27. d6 Ra4 28. Qh5+ Ke6 29. Nc3 Rc4 30. Rg6 Rxc3+ 31. Kd2 Ra3 32. Rxf6+ Bxf6 33. Qxf5+ Kxd6 34. Kc2 c4 35. Rh8 Raa8 36. Rh7 1-0

Way 2:

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. e4 d6 5. h3 O-O 6. Be3 e5 7. d5 a5 8. g4 Na6 9. Nge2 Nd7 10. Qd2 Ndc5 11. Ng3 c6 12. O-O-O a4 13. f3 a3 14. b3 Qb6 15. Kb1 Rd8 16. h4 Qb4 17. h5 Bd7 18. Ka1 Be8 19. Be2 Rd7 20. g5 Qa5 21. Rh2 Nb4 22. Kb1 Re7 23. Rc1 Rd8 24. Rch1 Bh8 25. Bf2 Rb8 26. Nf1 Nba6 27. Ne3 Bd7 28. Bd1 Qb4 29. Be1 Qb6 30. hxg6 fxg6 31. Nf5 Rbe8 32. Rh6 gxf5 33. g6 Ne6 34. dxe6 Bxe6 35. gxh7+ Kf8 36. Rg6 1-0

[torn maple]

That's not "way 1" thats a whole game somebody played

[merry bough]

it's a sample game

you have to show how the strategy works by showing an example of it working

[torn maple]

Why both end on move 36?

[merry bough]

coincidence

black resigned in both games

[torn maple]

On those pawnstorms i prefer to castle the same side as my opponent's

I think its easier to create counterplay this way

[merry bough]

but then you're pushing pawns in front of your own king

i mean if the position is completely locked up you can do whatever

[torn maple]

Those usually lose on the long run if you dont miss any defensive move

[left solar]

How long will it take me to reach 1600 elo if im 1100 elo currently?

[merry bough]

we can see the evolution of a same-side attack in the KID

beginning here, with c5?!, closing up the position and allowing white all the time in the world to build an attack

white maneuvers to prepare for an attack

the rook on the open b-file is doing basically nothing

[plush anchor]

Too much theory. Brain not follow😔

[quasi nova]

Ignored by greenflower, a fate worse than death

[merry bough]

i have a 39 move line in the Makogonov

39 moves of theory

god help me if i ever have to use it

[torn maple]

c5 is a move you have to play right after you castle in the makogonov iirc

[merry bough]

just don't play c5 at all

[plush anchor]

I play e4 🥳

That's my theory

[merry bough]

here let me show you the new way to play against the Makogonov, I didn't invent it but it's so simple and yet so strong

[plush anchor]

Best theory fr

[viscid lake]

What is the (500-999) and stuff based on? Rapid or blitz?

[merry bough]

first, black plays e5, forcing d5. This is usually played at some point after castling

[torn maple]

If white start pushing pawns before taking the bishop's out they are just worst and in that time you play c5

[viscid lake]

Anyone know?

[plush anchor]

Where?

[ashen cave]

Ggs @torn sparrow
Horrible by me 2nd game

[merry bough]

oh yeah that's good because you haven't played e5 so you can respond to d5 with e6 and white is in trouble

don't play c5 if you've already played e5 because then d5 locks up the center and you are cooked

[wary token]

@left solar half a year if you are good

[viscid lake]

On the discord

[ashen cave]

I blundered, u had kamikaze rook @torn sparrow
Not sure if it was drawn or not

[plush anchor]

I think it takes into account your highest rating

Whichever format it is

[left solar]

@wary token tbh im average at maxx im able to play 3 games a day

[merry bough]

now, black plays a5 and white plays the standard Be3

[modern owl]

I think it's your TC where you have your highest rating

[viscid lake]

Well daily clearly doesn't count because mine is 1208

[torn maple]

I dont like e5 in that kind of positions because you are playing a Kings indian, you gotta have a compact pawn structure

[plush anchor]

Nobody counts daily

[wary token]

@left solar then probably 1 or 2 years

[plush anchor]

Lmao I'm 300 rated there

[viscid lake]

Okay

[torn sparrow]

yeah rxa2 and cant take with knight or stalemate

[ashen cave]

Oh yea it was just simply ra2 was drawn

[modern owl]

You're 700 elo

[ashen cave]

If i take with rook i have to go for a perpetual

Was a draw
Horribly played there
As i said I suck

[sand rapids]

An entire month??

[ashen cave]

QvR is a win tho
Especially with ur king at the edge of the board
Good games nevertheless
Well played @torn sparrow

[sand rapids]

Snowflakes man, bunch of losers reporting me

[torn maple]

e5 is also cool actually, just gotta respond to d5 with c6 and you are fine

[merry bough]

in some lines, it's complicated

[bright knot]

😭 i wanted to play on a normal game cuz my position was so good

[viscid lake]

Anyone wanna play against me? If your ELO above 1500 pls go easy until endgame

[plush anchor]

Who were you cussing at lol? 😂

[merry bough]

this is also a valid setup

[modern owl]

I'm 1300

[sand rapids]

Not even cursing but they shouldn't report me for trash talk. Especially when they dont resign

[modern owl]

Do you trash talk people?

[merry bough]

black is actually fine here

[torn maple]

Gotta a question, why play that variation and not the 4 pawns attack if you want to go for a pawn storm?

[bright knot]

trash talking lowk part of the game gng

[viscid lake]

What's your chess user @modern owl

[sand rapids]

They can choose to ignore me but they're bunch of snowflakes crying to support team

[bright knot]

why banning

[merry bough]

harder to undermine the center

[modern owl]

Magnus Carlsen

Send challenge to that account

[torn maple]

Try trash talking anybody over the board in any official game man

[wary token]

@sand rapids A snowflake is someone who puts his anger into a chess chat

[sand rapids]

They not gonna do shit

[sand rapids]

Im not crying to support headass

[merry bough]

the real genius comes in the Nd7-Ndc5 idea

[bright knot]

chess.com games are not that serious, also, if someone really wants an environment that serious you can literally turn your chat off, or not accept the chat invite in the game itself

[torn maple]

Call arbirter, easiest win that person ever had

[ashen cave]

U cant trash talk over the board ur literally hindering them from thinking lmao

[wary token]

Trash talk is for the weak

[merry bough]

you don't have a pawnstorm anymore

[sand rapids]

In the off chance that someone who played me and reported me sees my message, I challenge you to a match, money on the line. Fcking loser man

[bright knot]

also no way 1800s are playing ts against alapin 🥀

[river yoke]

Yooo

[sand rapids]

Nah I trash tralk after games over

[river yoke]

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Miya (suzu-hime)

This is the Chess.com profile of suzu-hime. Take a look!

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Name: Miya (suzu-hime)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2033 (2125 peak)
Blitz: 2008 (2022 peak)
Bullet: 2011 (peak)

[sand rapids]

I dont talk mid game that waste time

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> IM Elliot Papadiamandis (papa12341234)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: IM Elliot Papadiamandis (papa12341234)
Title: International Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2503 (2519 peak)
Blitz: 2901 (2905 peak)
Bullet: 2906 (2965 peak)

[bright knot]

not a subtle flex gng 😭

[merry bough]

both sides castle queenside and the position is equal. Black was higher rated and pressed for an advantage, but the game was drawn

[ashen cave]

Still wild
Imagine being toxic in chess thats just sad

[river yoke]

[shy heron]

Thanks man

[sand rapids]

Not even toxic

[river yoke]

Mb gng

[shy heron]

I love the purple colored role ngl

[merry bough]

one month? I did all of this and I only got 3 days

[sand rapids]

The only thats sad is thinking you have the right to say anything is sad

[ashen cave]

All good lmao

[merry bough]

hang on let me find what i mean by this

[sand rapids]

Yeah 1 month they're tripping thats for sure

[merry bough]

what i mean by this

1. Posting Patrick (from SpongeBob) drooling whenever someone proposed a bad move sequence
2. Posting the entire Bee Movie script
3. Posting “PATZERS GO HOME”
4. Excessive use of large font size
5. Posting an entire 1.4 MB PGN file as text and nearly crashing the server
6. Posting the FitnessGram Pacer Test copypasta
7. Replying to a troll who made long messages, thus making those messages show up in my messages
8. Excessive use of all caps
9. Posting anime catgirl images
10. Suggesting playing a move sequence with a high chance of The World voting for a blunder with the express goal of making the game be functionally over in less than 10 moves to create bad publicity for chess.com in an attempt to force them to change their Vote Chess rules

[ashen cave]

What is that English 😭
And i have the right to my opinion dont I?
Probanly played a few more chess tournaments irl than you did as well...

U definitely cant trash talk irl

[merry bough]

point 10 isn't even the sequence that was played in the game

[sand rapids]

If someone trash talks mid game thats just weird. Let the person focus. Talk trash after

[ashen cave]

Irl u shouldnt be trash talking. Period.

[torn maple]

How many tournaments have you played?

[plush anchor]

Is that offer open for just people who have reported you or for anyone?

[wooden lava]

Im watching episode 2 of queen gambit can anyone send me in dms the pgn of harmon vs beltik

[sand rapids]

Obv you have your life is chess. I take chess hardly even as a hobby. We aren't the same man, chess isnt even close to what I am best at

[ashen cave]

Eh quite a few.
I dont rly count

[merry bough]

just post it here smh

[river yoke]

[shy heron]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flight-reacts-stare-gif-9628418060076026584

[sand rapids]

Those who reported me with evidence they played me before

[humble timber]

Anyone wanna play

[plush anchor]

Sad

[ashen cave]

Who said my life is chess? Havent played a chess tournament over the board since I was 12.
I just play for fun online, not even that often

[sand rapids]

Wdym sad, they're the ones who reported me, not the other way around

[shy heron]

Who's gonna tell him?

[ashen cave]

Gl for 3k u got this
Im gonna try for 2800 too somewhere down the line

[plush anchor]

Not that I thought I'll be able to win some money or something😔

[river yoke]

I’m not even trying

Atleast not on this account

[sand rapids]

I mean yeah you'd beat me most likely lol

[ashen cave]

Fair enough

[merry bough]

i got you

1.e4 c6 2.Nf3 d5 3.Nc3 Bg4 4.h3 Bxf3 5.Qxf3 e6 6.g3 g6 7.Bg2 Bg7 8.O-O Nd7 9.Qe2 d4 10.Nb1 e5 11.d3 Ne7 12.f4 Qc7 13.a4 O-O 14.f5 f6 15.Nd2 Bh6 16.Kh2 Kh8 17.fxg6 hxg6 18.Nf3 Bxc1 19.Raxc1 Nc5 20.c3 Nb3 21.Rcd1 Rad8 22.Nh4 Qc8 23.Bf3 Qe6 24.Bg4 Qf7 25.Nf3 Qg8 26.h4 Kg7 27.Rf2 Rd6 28.Rdf1 Rdd8 29.Qc2 b6 30.h5 c5 31.hxg6 dxc3 32.bxc3 c4 33.d4 exd4 34.cxd4 Nxd4 35.Nxd4 Rxd4 36.e5 f5 37.Bxf5 Qd5 38.Be6 Rh8+ 39.Bh3 Nxg6 40.Rf7+ Kh6 41.Qxg6+ 1-0

[sand rapids]

Grats bro

[ashen cave]

Whats ur global rank at 2900 btw? Out of curiosity

[shy heron]

Omg they have pgns for that

[river yoke]

No idea

[shy heron]

Never knew

[ashen cave]

Lemme check ur acc

[plush anchor]

Mine at 2500 is 7300 I think

[river yoke]

It won’t show

[strange portal]

anyone bullet or blitz

[river yoke]

I haven’t played games recently

[winged quartz]

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