💬〡chess-talk

[gentle gorge]

i suck at rapid

[rapid bay]

2300 blitz is harder tha 2300 rapid

[copper gulch]

[gentle gorge]

like im goodsies at classical and goodsies at blitz but rapid and bullet.. meh

[gentle gorge]

i dunno

[rapid bay]

im like that except w rapid instead of blitz

ive never acc had an energy drink

[gentle gorge]

i did kinda get like a 10 winstreak 2100->2200 but thats only cuz i limited myself to 10+0 a day

[jolly ore]

Dayumm

[fresh glen]

Is it actually free or do you have to link your credit card?

[visual plover]

Broken Ribcage

[glacial ivy]

son

[visual plover]

[rustic crag]

civilian

[balmy ivy]

Kind of

[jolly ore]

Yes for 7 days you get premium and yes you need to link a payment method

[fresh glen]

Nevermind then

[balmy ivy]

Ok

[jolly ore]

;-;

I like my new self because I'm slowly removing my racism

[stuck tangle]

My two days can be summed up as stalemates and defeats.

[jolly ore]

Wins and draws

[small jungle]

When 1800 classical vro

[mortal bronze]

omg

take care zax

how did it happen though?

if you don't mind sharing

[stuck tangle]

I want to be like you.

[jolly ore]

If I use the mercury board method I can win Chess tournaments

[neat flicker]

hello every 1

[jolly ore]

You want to have a 1/10 mental health?

[plucky kelp]

fun fact: I won this game

[stuck tangle]

I spent two days playing chess without resting, I'm exhausted.

[neat flicker]

respect

I'm a bigginer

[stuck tangle]

same

[neat flicker]

who want's to challenge me?

[jolly ore]

I did that once but 3 days straight

No sleep too

[neat flicker]

-.-

[rapid bay]

what???

[stuck tangle]

I can go but I'm exhausted.

[rapid bay]

No way

[exotic parcel]

I just got an alert from chess.com that one of my opponents was a cheater and they gave me some elo back is there any way to tell what game it was so I can see?

[rapid bay]

i play one classical match and i get a brain fart for the test of the day

[neat flicker]

as if I was gonna believe 🤨

[gentle gorge]

i already got 1800 classical heh

[neat flicker]

ic

[small jungle]

Mb vro

[neat flicker]

cool

[gentle gorge]

kinda i think, it just hasnt been like submitted

[rapid bay]

just look through your oast nstches and look for a symbol next to someones bame with an x and thatlll be a cheater

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/protogen-vrchat-hello-hi-jumping-gif-18406743932972249866

[gentle gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-phone-perspective-meme-silly-cat-gif-13026488057777607004

[jolly ore]

The game where you opponent have a 🚫 on his name

[plucky kelp]

Hai Etal and Doby! :3

[rapid bay]

Ayyy

[small jungle]

@gentle gorge I won my game today btw

[exotic parcel]

Ooooh good call thanks

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-torivegan-gif-12418033182770406748

[dusk badger]

hi

[stuck tangle]

I am a beginner.

[pseudo garden]

Quoting what

[rapid bay]

https://giphy.com/gifs/absurd-philosopher-albert-camus-0KJ3o2QvRCg78ALdVG

[stuck tangle]

I thinks thats why.

[pseudo garden]

😭

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418090191960277064/1423501313055916052/caption-3.gif

[neat flicker]

who wants a challenge?

[gentle gorge]

good boy :3

are u 2/3 right now?

[stuck tangle]

I didn't get much sleep, how did you manage?

[jolly ore]

Can't my left eye hurts

[small jungle]

I won 3 games and lost 2

[jolly ore]

Insomnia

[small jungle]

But I coudlve drawn both those losses rather easily

[neat flicker]

oh really..

[gentle gorge]

so uhm ur getting ur fide rating soon..?

[neat flicker]

ok then

[small jungle]

My tournament still hasn't finished

[gilded kite]

Long time no see

[exotic parcel]

Okay i found it yeah that guy clobbered me

[gilded kite]

Hry

[gentle gorge]

but did u play only fide rated players..?

[small jungle]

Also both me and my opp wrote the wrong result today😭

[exotic parcel]

🤣

[neat flicker]

zenitsu

[small jungle]

I need 1 more

Which I'll be playing tomorrow

[gilded kite]

Who are you again

[gilded kite]

Imagine ignoring me smh

[gentle gorge]

how did you eventually realize that its the wrong result

[neat flicker]

idk.. someone?

[small jungle]

Mb vro

[neon aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1478060443254919391/image0.gif

[small jungle]

I looked at the chess results website

We wrote 1-0 instead of 0-1😭

[gentle gorge]

and did u get a loss submitted..??

[small jungle]

I just have to go with her to the arbiter tomorrow

[gilded kite]

Skul

[small jungle]

They didn't submit any results to fide yet

[gentle gorge]

her 👀 👀

[gilded kite]

So true

[small jungle]

And she's unrated anyway

She's like 1100 national

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-chessboard-gif-9301489837261486957

[gentle gorge]

coolsies

[small jungle]

She played Smith morra which I prepped quite well

https://tenor.com/view/muehehehe-gif-4405977563994366182

[gentle gorge]

wowzie o_o can u send me ur prep im curious

... i just wanna play smith morra myself as currently i play cowboy attack

[gilded kite]

Imagine prepping for openings could never me be

[gentle gorge]

:c

[gilded kite]

€2.5/year take it or leave it fr

[gentle gorge]

2.5$/hr take it or leave it

[gilded kite]

Leave it

[neon aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/576039640075730984/1387169220625829998/attachment78789798.gif

[gentle gorge]

😔 1$/hr

[gilded kite]

Paid coaching from a 2200 rapid is crazy

[gentle gorge]

i think u could use some judging by ur rating role

[dark trout]

2.5$/decade take it or spontaneously combust

[small jungle]

I'll send it in fms don't wanna get slimed by the almighty mods

[gilded kite]

Not from a 2200 fr

[neon aurora]

u played also any team competetion in czech?

[small jungle]

I'm not in any club yet

[orchid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shield-bashing-warrior-banging-gif-4338452386513641626

[small jungle]

Also I just started otb

[gilded kite]

There are entire servers which offer free coaching from 2200+

[gentle gorge]

even a wcm costs like 13 euro / hr 😭 and im about that level

[orchid sedge]

being in a club is sooooo funnnnn

[mortal bronze]

can you stop flexing your pic perms? not everyone is privileged enough to have them

[neon aurora]

[orchid sedge]

just connect your alt bro 💀

[gilded kite]

https://tenor.com/view/no-embed-gif-11734251878080232128

[neon aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1478060443254919391/image0.gif

[orchid sedge]

i love this gif sm

[mortal bronze]

not happening

[gentle gorge]

just sign up for any local club bro its so goodsies, u can socialize and uhm yea its goodsies

[mortal bronze]

blocked

[orchid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/memes-meme-memes-goofy-ahh-pictures-lion-roar-lion-king-gif-13220042870582311261

[mortal bronze]

it's okayish

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shield-bashing-warrior-banging-gif-4338452386513641626

[mortal bronze]

okay that's a mute

[orchid sedge]

its so cute

[mortal bronze]

gg

[orchid sedge]

?mute kel

[gilded kite]

https://tenor.com/view/no-perms-flex-gif-21267080

[stuck tangle]

I can say that after this experience I can see pawns flying like birds and bishops having coffee at a floating table.

[neon aurora]

stop ragebaiting

[mortal bronze]

i have never ragebaited

[dark trout]

Peak

[plucky kelp]

Yo the whole gang's here
Hai manter, hai kel-

What is this

[mortal bronze]

i have blocked like 20 people today

[gilded kite]

Tollbooth!!

[faint imp]

Did someone do a image perm flex

[mortal bronze]

stop pissing me off

[plucky kelp]

Hello!!!

[orchid sedge]

hahhhh whats whatttt

[mortal bronze]

hi torbith!

[orchid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-missile-explosion-kitten-baby-gif-12020335096465661960

[gilded kite]

Did you move on from being a furry to a toaster

[neon aurora]

https://klipy.com/gifs/okboomer

[deft shard]

https://tenor.com/view/no-perms-flex-gif-21267080

[mortal bronze]

you were one of them btw

[plucky kelp]

I'm a furry toaster

[mortal bronze]

21 now

[gilded kite]

Hell yeah

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/toast-protogen-furry-gif-24987145

[orchid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[neon aurora]

u so funny

[dark trout]

RAHH WHY IS THERE FUR ON MY TOAST

[gilded kite]

Holy unc

[meager osprey]

Heyy I just started playing chess any advice?

[gilded kite]

What was it like living with paul Morphy

[gilded kite]

Quit

[mortal bronze]

wasn't talking about my age

[meager osprey]

😂

[mortal bronze]

i am not that young

i am 31

[neon aurora]

@glacial ivy i have new bff @mortal bronze meet him (but be careful , he doesnt block u too quickly)

[dark trout]

do not get into chess unless you want to get permanent brain damage

[meager osprey]

Perfect

[neon aurora]

https://klipy.com/gifs/okboomer

[glacial ivy]

Oh kel

Hi kel

[meager osprey]

Ima already addicted I’m just losing rn

[mortal bronze]

i blocked him like 3 months ago

[dark trout]

You can't react to the messages of someone that blocked you btw

[neon aurora]

hes ragebaiter, be careful

[mortal bronze]

stop spreading lies

[stuck tangle]

Anyone wants to analyze my stupid match?

[meager osprey]

I’m trying to watch Hikaru but I don’t understand

[gilded kite]

THEY BLOCKED THE WORD fеmbоу

Try it

[dark trout]

Hmmm

[plucky kelp]

they didn't block furry tho

tomboy

[gilded kite]

But they blocked fеmbоу

[neon aurora]

what do u think of him? he is kind and friendly, isnt he?

[dark trout]

Torbith how do I get better at chess

[plucky kelp]

they didnt block tomboy. a woman can be man but a man cant be woman

[neon aurora]

if is it ruy lopez, comon

[glacial ivy]

Yeah

[glacial ivy]

Tomby isnt a woman be man

[gilded kite]

@uncut sable clearly this is discrimination which is clearly against the rules

[gilded kite]

If i remember correctly you are a fеmbоу right

[stuck tangle]

Is not, It starts with d4

[neon aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317149523373592677/1389960998659817512/attachment.gif

[neon aurora]

london?

[glacial ivy]

[stuck tangle]

I'm going to send you

[neon aurora]

if u play london, dont send it

[plucky kelp]

You have 2 strategies:

• 1: Do puzzles to train your tactical vision, watch master games and pick up on patterns, pick the opening that suites you and study it, play games and analyze each after you played them.

• 2: Play, play, play, play, play, play, Play, PLay, PLAy, PLAY, PLAY PLAY

[stuck tangle]

is not london.

[kindred crypt]

any kings indian players down to play as black in 5+0

[gilded kite]

Second strategy on top

1100 rapid after 3k+ games across 2 accounts

[gilded kite]

Is pirc defence close enough

[neon aurora]

guys, do u also cry, if ur opp plays london? and after crying a few minutes , u start playing??

[dark trout]

W

[odd canyon]

Hi girls

[kindred crypt]

sure

[gilded kite]

Bro's talking to absolutely no one

[odd canyon]

no ur a girl silly

[neon aurora]

he talks to u

[gilded kite]

I am like 1300 elo lower than you in blitz btw

[kindred crypt]

welp

[plucky kelp]

no no, a trans can be considered a girl

[gilded kite]

True

[odd canyon]

You're 340, there's no way both of you don't blunder the whole game lol

[stuck tangle]

That's what I was doing for two days, besides memorizing a bit about 3 openings and their variations.

[gilded kite]

Skill issue

[odd canyon]

Blitz and bullet are the best formats

[gilded kite]

Don't play chess

[odd canyon]

Rapid is weird

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shield-bashing-warrior-banging-gif-4338452386513641626

[gilded kite]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-spongebob-patrick-star-derp-duh-gif-21500047

[odd canyon]

Are u married

[harsh sky]

https://www.chess.com/game/165425714774 peak 1500 gameplay

up a queen vs 599 but still lost 🥀

[neon aurora]

yes, i married with ruy lopez

[plucky kelp]

Why are we automatically reacting ❤️ to any image with cats in them?
Anyways lemme just ❤️ react it cuz it has cat in it

[odd canyon]

Why does the photo show one man cheating from one device and playing with other

[harsh sky]

wat

[odd canyon]

The names kinda cool, is his brother italian single

ok buddy

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shield-bashing-warrior-banging-gif-4338452386513641626

[neon aurora]

ruy lopez is the best

[odd canyon]

I just wanna marry man, is italian single tell me

[neon aurora]

in us club we have any singles italian

[odd canyon]

U missed dont

[neon aurora]

i see yes

[odd canyon]

I forgive u

[kindred crypt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lying-11OruBNOxl3dUA

[neon aurora]

https://klipy.com/gifs/british-monka

[odd canyon]

I like this samurai champloo guy

[neon aurora]

i dont lie, NEVER!!

[odd canyon]

I would rather be al habibi then be bri ish

You're just winning bring your rooks push the pawn

Skill issue

[warm flicker]

black is winning this by a lot

[neon aurora]

kh1 winning

[kindred crypt]

any kings indian players 1600+ down for some 5+0 games as black

[patent patrol]

Sure

[kindred crypt]

ok

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-chessboard-gif-9301489837261486957

[austere surge]

Why is chess so hard I fork his rook and bishop with my pawn and it's a blunder 😭

Im going back to playing with martin

[neon aurora]

@glacial ivy is everything oke? i send ur fvrt miku and u dont react :-( i was already going to arrange the tombstone

[fleet copper]

My last 5 game accuracies: 63.3 lost - 53.4 lost - 66.3 lost - 71.2 lost - 85.9 won

And I already had lost 80 elo yesterday so now I'm down to 680 from 798 😭

[glacial ivy]

Sorry pookiebear im just fighting hoards of evil discordians and couldnt come back

[granite plover]

Do y'all think robots and AI are gonna replace the entire workforce?

[plucky kelp]

Nice!!!! 🔥

[plucky kelp]

No because of one reason:
If there's no one to work, then no one has money to purchase stuff with

[plucky kelp]

We are not going away from the capitalism era yet. people still need customers with money

[limpid viper]

crushing guy lose piece cause of misclick still crushing him and i get flagged

ts hurts

[granite plover]

But companies can optimize profit margin and focus on efficiency

[plucky kelp]

Yeah. but if they gain 0 money, then they just gain 0 money. not a good look if EVERYONE is replaced by AI

[static kiln]

wdym

[granite plover]

What sectors do you think won't be replaced by AI?

[plucky kelp]

Why did white resign? they were completely winning

[full cobalt]

the principles work so skill issue ig

[neon aurora]

which evil discordians?

[glacial ivy]

Evil ones

[plucky kelp]

What kind of ragebait are you doing?

[torn maple]

What is this opening 😭

[verbal marsh]

who wanna play

[warm flicker]

good job son

[static kiln]

please learn to look at the position instead of the pieces only

[warm flicker]

no, of course not

[torn maple]

@plucky kelp hi Torbith :3

[plucky kelp]

Hai Ashby!! :3

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-smg4skill-issue-skill-issue-smg4mario-smg4skill-gif-26104493

[static kiln]

?

[warm flicker]

they are capital

[neon aurora]

thats look like u are prof

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478126382008766534/caption.gif

[warm flicker]

you can take his queen with your rook man

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-steal-gif-6770495535008702461

[glacial ivy]

[static kiln]

what are u saying bro ???? what does that even mean

[neon aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1478060443254919391/image0.gif

[neon aurora]

im the background guy, who look into to empty fridge

[warm flicker]

AI and robots are capital goods, so they may decrease demand for some categories of labor, but they also raise productivity, shift labor demand toward other sectors, and increase structural unemployment

[rose hamlet]

Chess, more like bless

[sage vine]

this is false

[tawny summit]

Someone bullet?

[warm flicker]

sure

[tawny summit]

User?

[warm flicker]

ChloeDefinitelyIsABear

[mortal bronze]

it's true, unfortunately

[neon aurora]

[left fossil]

Hello anyone from iran rn?

[rose hamlet]

AI will probably increase human work standards like any efficiency increasing tech

[left fossil]

Are you guys safe

[sage vine]

im not a furry tho

[mortal bronze]

me neither. but there are wayyy too many here

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478127618233602138/caption.gif

[gilded kite]

There's something wrong with me

It's like i forgot how to play chess

[limpid viper]

kel give me therapy i keep getting flagged

[mortal bronze]

ummm

[rose hamlet]

O.O I am flattered

[limpid viper]

it is driving me insane

[mortal bronze]

play rapid

[gilded kite]

Dropped by like 50 elo in 3 days

[limpid viper]

no but i also flag other people

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/this-might-be-the-worst-video-of-all-time-worst-message-worst-ever-leave-the-server-worst-gif-16690123984473040756

[mortal bronze]

good enough then

[gilded kite]

Should I just quit chess permanently

[tawny summit]

Damn ggs youre fast

[limpid viper]

i played 1 rapid game yseterday was dead lost managed to draw

then i decided i do not want to play ts

[mortal bronze]

niceee

[sage vine]

only ones I know off the top of my head are dengbc, tor, apro, and etal (i think)

[summer basin]

Drink some water first

[limpid viper]

it was a terrible game

[gilded kite]

Doesn't help when I'm playing like a 400 when I'm 1100

[summer basin]

[warm flicker]

this argument assumes AI is a perfect substitute for all labor. in the factor market, capital goods can substitute for some labor but complement other labor, thus technological change shifts derived demand for labor across industries and skill levels rather than making economy wide labor demand fall to 0

[summer basin]

Take a break

[gilded kite]

I just took a 5 month long break

[neon aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193299405839814679/1461943268412620891/image0.gif

[native musk]

@glacial ivy

[limpid viper]

kai cenat never taught me how to feel about this one

[glacial ivy]

Omg new power scale

[native musk]

Yesss

[native musk]

Ts weakest form

[rustic crag]

boiii

[warm flicker]

you don't need to assume that. unless AI is a perfect substitute for all labor in all markets, labor demand does not go to zero. because labor is a factor of production with heterogeneous skills, and because capital can be both a substitute and a complement, technological change changes equilibrium wages and reallocates labor demand rather than proving the total elimination of labor

[limpid viper]

locked positions pmo

[native musk]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-trevor-larkin-burger-i'm-sorry-but-did-he-say-his-last-name-is-burger-evan-burger-gif-3697281719721325825

[gilded kite]

Bottom line is AI is meant to do the boring stuff, for ex. Boilerplate and front end dev

[patent patrol]

ok bru too many games with black gg

[native musk]

Ts the worst one yet

[kindred crypt]

thx for the games

[gleaming lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-funny-pants-palpatine-henceforth-gif-21865810

[patent patrol]

np

[gilded kite]

It should never touch something crucial

[neon aurora]

i hate the guys with a stick

[rustic crag]

hating on anything you mean

[gilded kite]

Just look at windows

[gilded kite]

It's rolling out os breaking updates weekly cus of its AI use

[native musk]

I have to study

[gilded kite]

Just as Linus Torvalds said

[neon aurora]

to study ruy lopez u mean

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478128674422395124/caption.gif

[gleaming lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/real-cornball-corny-goofy-silly-cheesy-gif-26476015

[native musk]

Maths

Calc 67

[neon aurora]

[gilded kite]

He uses AI for personal projects but will die before he lets AI touch the linux code

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/symboli-rudolf-67-meme-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-8354787702994742859

[native musk]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-brain-rot-zebra-peaceful-burping-gif-12273301641674147945

[limpid viper]

chat make me laugh real quick

[native musk]

Impossible

[tribal sage]

hi

[rustic crag]

"joke"

[limpid viper]

good one i laughed

[kindred crypt]

i am lower than u in blitz

[limpid viper]

whats funny about this

[tribal sage]

how is chat

[kindred crypt]

the fact that i am washed

[limpid viper]

i am too gng

[tribal sage]

why is cb now catalan

[kindred crypt]

u washed is my peak

[limpid viper]

not true vro

[kindred crypt]

at least

[limpid viper]

we are basically the same rating right now

we're both washed

[rustic crag]

i hate forks

[kindred crypt]

i got legitimently 12x better wifi

[kindred crypt]

so i can finally start playing bullet again

[rustic crag]

is that dr house

[limpid viper]

when 2500

[lucid fjord]

Aww that's cute

[kindred crypt]

20 mbps to 330 mbps

[limpid viper]

ruined my day

[kindred crypt]

i lowkey could get 2500 p easily with the ki technique

but like

[limpid viper]

ki technique is for bums

[kindred crypt]

no one plays 10+0.1

[limpid viper]

play 1+0 and get to 2500 bullet

[kindred crypt]

yes thats aura

[kindred crypt]

i will next week

[limpid viper]

ki technique is only respectable because he's going for 3000

[sterile pebble]

Whats ki technique

[torn maple]

Im getting very good at tactics now

[native musk]

On heloacademyofchess?

[kindred crypt]

hes a boosted ultra player

[limpid viper]

no on his main

[sterile pebble]

Whats that mean lol

[native musk]

Oh damn 2700

[limpid viper]

to be fair i think he hit 2600 with 1+0

[plucky kelp]

Nice!!!! 🔥

[native musk]

Cracked

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478127618233602138/caption.gif

[torn maple]

My tournament is in 5 days im so excited :3

[kindred crypt]

yes but he got 2892 😭

[plucky kelp]

Good luck!!! :3

[kindred crypt]

you can NOT tell me he is 2892 in 1m

[limpid viper]

he is

[native musk]

100 ws

Wtf

[vivid leaf]

bbno$

[torn maple]

Torbith are you down for a single game of rapid rn?

[alpine badge]

Hlo wasup guys

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)

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Rapid: 2405 (2437 peak)
Blitz: 2343 (2429 peak)
Bullet: 2169 (2206 peak)

[vivid leaf]

💀

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sshby

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Rapid: 1963 (2108 peak)
Blitz: 1925 (1960 peak)
Bullet: 1913 (2238 peak)

[glacial ivy]

Burger

[torn maple]

🔥

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> blitznyx

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Rapid: 1148 (peak)
Blitz: 791 (823 peak)
Bullet: 672 (719 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sigma

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Rapid: 1904 (peak)
Blitz: 2045 (2127 peak)
Bullet: 1961 (2105 peak)

[vivid leaf]

@empty fulcrum elo for days

[limpid viper]

if only ki stopped playing 10+0.1 and became tough at a tc that matters

[kindred crypt]

true

[empty fulcrum]

not enough still

[plucky kelp]

sure, why not? :3

[kindred crypt]

i mean 2500 blitz is tough tbh

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478128674422395124/caption.gif

[vivid leaf]

anyone over 1500 wanna play?

[limpid viper]

true

[warm flicker]

how much is good

[limpid viper]

but bro has to focus on actual chess again

[small jungle]

Will u win vro

[alpine badge]

Guys im 1200 currently, mostly beat 1400 but i did the impossible today 2 times. BEAT 1800s blitz

💀

[limpid viper]

damn well done

[torn maple]

I hope so

[alpine badge]

Ive drawn agaisnt 2000 earlier.

[vivid leaf]

😉 yw

[kindred crypt]

100 is fine

20 was hell

[alpine badge]

But a win is smtg else ngl

[warm flicker]

i dont really pay that much so idk whats up

[torn maple]

Sent challenge in game :3

[kindred crypt]

p2w

[limpid viper]

why was bro on 20 in the big 2026

[warm flicker]

[kindred crypt]

25 yr router

[vivid leaf]

anyone above 1500 wanna play?

[dusky dock]

im 200

cant find a way to get better

[limpid viper]

bro 😭 yo router was older than you

[alpine badge]

Well guys gn its 2 15 am and im on 1%charge

[kindred crypt]

ikr 😭

[vivid leaf]

prob just do scholars mate

[kindred crypt]

i am so washed in bullet

[wraith oar]

Hello gamers

[alpine badge]

Me too bro

[warm flicker]

ive only been playing it recently

[kindred crypt]

i havent pushed srsly in like 3 months

[dusky dock]

whats scholars mate

[limpid viper]

weak

[sterile pebble]

Someone tell me how I still flagged my opponent here

[torpid coral]

its +0 ?

[sterile pebble]

Yes

[torpid coral]

idk in india they probably have slow internet or smth

[vivid leaf]

congrats on 2300 btw

[icy rain]

Wanna play me

[kindred crypt]

true

[sterile pebble]

Thanks bro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sigma

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Rapid: 1904 (peak)
Blitz: 2045 (2127 peak)
Bullet: 1952 (2105 peak)

[sterile pebble]

What elo

[vivid leaf]

im 800 elo less

[icy rain]

1800

[kindred crypt]

mark my words i will get 2100 today @limpid viper

[icy rain]

Almost

[kindred crypt]

new wifi new me

[sterile pebble]

Later today sure I just woke up tho

Add me

[icy rain]

Wanna face me

[vivid leaf]

im 1500 n idk how to get there

[icy rain]

I'm looking for rn

It's night time for me

[sterile pebble]

Whats your user?

[vivid leaf]

howd u go from 1500-> 1800?

[icy rain]

EdmondsJamie

[icy rain]

Beating people in this server

I did Lose alot of elo aswell

I played alot today

[sterile pebble]

Bros account has only 18 games 😂

[vivid leaf]

💀🙏

[normal mason]

black to move and find the most ridiculous engine move

[mortal bronze]

whose

[oak chasm]

Guys blitz is easy

[sage vine]

h5 why not

[oak chasm]

But not real chess

[icy rain]

Mine 15 wins 2 draws 1 lose

[normal mason]

nope

[sterile pebble]

What account were you using before?

[mortal bronze]

i would say qb8 but that's not ridiculous

[torpid coral]

Nxe4?

[mortal bronze]

let me think wait

[normal mason]

yall are coming up with reasonable moves

[icy rain]

I lost it I do over Board mainly

[limpid viper]

bullet or blitz

[icy rain]

I am in a chess club

[plucky kelp]

@torn maple GG

[icy rain]

So I play alot of in person things at local events

[oak chasm]

Cheating account

[icy rain]

I do over Board events

[torn maple]

I got surprised we both played 6 book moves lol, GG :)

[icy rain]

Like I said

[mortal bronze]

is it like nxh2 or something

[icy rain]

Read above

[mortal bronze]

he has to take with king

[bronze wyvern]

I want to checkmate him with knight 😭

[normal mason]

yes

[mortal bronze]

hmmm

[torn maple]

I had an winning chance here :(

[normal mason]

Kxh2 whats your followup

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> why-do-i-3ven-try

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Rapid: 1209 (1218 peak)
Blitz: 1019 (peak)
Bullet: 966 (1012 peak)

[mortal bronze]

what's the continuation after kxh2?

[mortal bronze]

i have no idea dude

i could try to think though

[plucky kelp]

Yeah.
Also... yeah...

[icy rain]

Imma go hopefully I don't Lose all my elo again

[normal mason]

yeah try i think its a very unconventional way to get some of the pieces involved

[torn maple]

Didnt even see that the bishop was trapped, tunnel vision lol

[mortal bronze]

hmmm

[normal mason]

fischer would find this and put it in a book

i remember a somewhat similar knight sacrifice from him

[vivid leaf]

bb4 instead maybe?

[mortal bronze]

is there only one plan that works after nxh2?

[normal mason]

nvm Nxh7 is not nearly as impressive as this Nxh2

[hexed oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-duck-gif-5717372584256233732

quack

[torn maple]

@plucky kelp what openings you usually play? I wanna make my repertoire bigger

[normal mason]

yes

[hexed oracle]

bongcloud

[plucky kelp]

I usually play sicilian kan but I am making a switch to philidor

[torn maple]

I only play petrov, closed sicilian (as white), slav defense, and ruy Lopez

[mortal bronze]

yeah that isn't very difficult

[limpid viper]

why the closed sicilian 😭

[hexed oracle]

I play Ruy KIA/KID n Caro sometimes I feel bonita and play the Whale Opening tho

[normal mason]

i wish i knew a single grandmaster

[vivid leaf]

me and my friend = 3200 elo, guess the elos

[normal mason]

i would just keep giving them impossible puzzles to solve

[torn maple]

I was losing a lot with d4 cxd4 Nxd4 lines because my opponent always knew more theory than me

[limpid viper]

800 and 2400

[plucky kelp]

2100 and 1100

[sterile pebble]

Closed Sicilian is awesome wdym

[torn maple]

3100 and 100

[warm flicker]

so far Nxh2 Kxh2 Bxb3 axb3 d5 Nxd5 Bd6+ Kh3

[limpid viper]

all preference ig i prefer the open alot more

[hexed oracle]

how to understand what women think as a man?

[vivid leaf]

Nah it was 1500 and 1700

= 3200

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478127618233602138/caption.gif

[sterile pebble]

I like it cos u can push all your kingside pawns and smash them in 20 moves if they're not careful and nobody below 2200 actually knows how to defend

[vivid leaf]

ian and torbith should play eachother

[warm flicker]

Be3 Bc5 Nf6+ Qxf6 Rxf6 Nxf6 Qh4 Rxe3+ Bf3?

[torn maple]

I love this variation of the closed sicilian, sad that nobody plays Nd4 :(

[ionic solar]

When are you considered addicted to chess?

[hexed oracle]

@limpid viper tmrw I got a date at the theater 🗣️ 🔥

[torpid coral]

DID SPASSKY ACTUALLY SAID THAT XDDDD

[hexed oracle]

yes

[normal mason]

wow thats a really sweet variation actually

[limpid viper]

play chess as prep the ladies love it

[normal mason]

nice find

[warm flicker]

what's the intended one?

[vivid leaf]

@sterile pebble @plucky kelp u two should play eachother

[normal mason]

there is no intended one

[hexed oracle]

She loves chess

[normal mason]

but like Nxe4 followed by Ng5+ would be easier imo

[warm flicker]

oh ok

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478128674422395124/caption.gif

[sterile pebble]

I usually go for a quicker g3

[limpid viper]

oh damn thats nice have fun bro

[hexed oracle]

I met her in the park she was playing chess with another girl

[mortal bronze]

is it nxh2 kxh2 nxe4?

[split estuary]

was there a data breach? i got a notification the other day saying i had a new login on my account. immediately went and changed all of my important passwords

[normal mason]

but i feel like a grandmaster is able to judge that once the king lands on h3 without further calculation that it should be correct

[sterile pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-monday-blues-monday-blues-it's-monday-monday-cat-gif-4727364714313429112

[hexed oracle]

I asked her if I can play n here I am

[normal mason]

just by attacking feel

[limpid viper]

did you win tho

[hexed oracle]

ofc

[patent patrol]

What da hell

[vivid leaf]

why r all high rated players cooked 😭🙏

[hexed oracle]

Insane Queen sacrifice too

[torn maple]

What?

[normal mason]

no after Kxh2 you must play Bxb3 followed by d5 to open every line

[limpid viper]

wdym

there are plenty normal high rated players

[mortal bronze]

i see

[normal mason]

the knight on f6 still has much more life

[limpid viper]

gukesh for example

[warm flicker]

yeah Bxg5 Qxg5 Qg4 Qxd5 Bc4 Re3+ trade off the rooks?

[hexed oracle]

he prob is thinking of Hans Niemann hairline

[normal mason]

but like the bishop on e6 is kind of in the way

[glacial ivy]

Hi huzz

[limpid viper]

haven't glazed gukesh in a while

[vivid leaf]

no i mean specifically ian n Torbith here

[limpid viper]

might have to do it for the love of the game

torbith a special case nothing wrong with ian

[mortal bronze]

i am never finding this

[mortal bronze]

no wonder you are tilting

[warm flicker]

i think id trade the queens too after

[limpid viper]

im not actually

[mortal bronze]

start glazing him and see your rating go up

[patent patrol]

I play like this

[normal mason]

also i think a really nice point is that after d5 Nxd5 you can take Nxd5

[mortal bronze]

smh

[patent patrol]

Not much but sometimes

[limpid viper]

weirdly enough even though i've been playing terribly my elo has remained pretty consistent

[normal mason]

because d5 clears up the 6th rank for Rc6 to swing over to h6

very nice piece coordination

[kindred crypt]

bullet

[mortal bronze]

that's nice

[torn maple]

Oh, i dont like traditional line that much

[normal mason]

i would see Bd6+ but Rc6-h6 would be a blindspot

[mortal bronze]

oh that's the idea

[warm flicker]

oh true with Bd6

[patent patrol]

I prob play f4 first in a real game but I have other closed stuff

[sterile pebble]

2100 bullet is ez just play random moves

[kindred crypt]

yes

[warm flicker]

i figured theyd play g3 before Bd6

[kindred crypt]

but im washed in bullet

[limpid viper]

lets play rated bullet after you get to 2100

[torn maple]

Oh the gran prix? I cant stand playing a move that i know is not good 😔

[kindred crypt]

bet

[patent patrol]

Like I don’t mind this Grand Prix

[sterile pebble]

Every 2100 is washed at bullet bro

[warm flicker]

anything below 3000 is trash

[limpid viper]

bros gonna bring me up to 2100 after

[normal mason]

but honestly Bd6 is probably easier to calculate

[kindred crypt]

i adopted batter ur next vro

[limpid viper]

i think i could get 2100 bullet if i locked in

[warm flicker]

yeah i think id play it

[normal mason]

even after the rook gets to h6 its a long term attack, with Bd6 and Nxe4 you almost recoup the material immediately

[kindred crypt]

i could get 3000 bullet if i locked in

[faint imp]

[kindred crypt]

but i am not

[rustic crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1179446758535868526/1478133982208987386/where_is_my_burger.gif

[sterile pebble]

Am I tweaking i was 2100 bullet before I could even maintain 1800-1900 blitz

[kindred crypt]

same

[sterile pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-burger-nom-eat-hungry-gif-26634146

[warm flicker]

id like getting Nf6 Qc7 Bc5 here

[deep herald]

wsg

[oblique dagger]

Real

[frozen bluff]

I hate how I get paired up with people with a higher elo

[sterile pebble]

Better than the alternative

[normal mason]

@warm flicker have you gotten the chance to play otb yet

[sterile pebble]

U get more when u win, lose less when u lose, and u get a learning experience

[oak chasm]

What does that even mean

[frozen bluff]

But I always lose, and lose the same amount, and gain the same amount

[sterile pebble]

Then lose less

[inner spear]

how to analyse games? (not game review, basically put a game in analysis)

[sterile pebble]

Magnifying glass button

[deep herald]

guys yall actual opinion on this?? -------->dancing in the dark with you, and your smile would make it even better.<------- it is 2 lines from 2 sons 1st line perfect by edsheren 2nd line is from love and smile a bit changed to work

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cjessebl

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Rapid: 1242 (peak)
Blitz: 960 (1019 peak)
Bullet: 838 (856 peak)

[inner spear]

ok cool

[frozen bluff]

Bruh

[limpid viper]

i thought i was cooked but this mf played ts

[visual tapir]

holy smokes I think the Leohardnt Gambit is the nastiest gambit in the world

I just came up with some nasty prep against my opponent tommorow

[warm flicker]

there's an opportunity in my area i believe in april

[alpine nimbus]

you are still wining

[pastel yew]

my opponent just blundered their queen on move 5

[cunning meteor]

happens

dead chat xdd

[pastel yew]

Twice

[cunning meteor]

yes

[pastel yew]

He did it twice

[robust thorn]

I mated a 1600 elo oponent on move 3 once because he played f3

[cunning meteor]

did you miss it the first time or something

[pastel yew]

No he took a pawn guarded by a pawn

[cunning meteor]

someone in 1800 played f6 e6 d6 c6 once

[glacial ivy]

Yo dingleberry

[cunning meteor]

hiiii

[glacial ivy]

Aint that a name for like

Shit

[cunning meteor]

what the hell are you talking about

[sterile pebble]

How is Russia still banned from fide 😂 😂

[verbal marsh]

just for ur opponent to start with d3

[pastel yew]

b4

[little turtle]

I see capturing the knight then checking the king but what comes next, is it just a free knight?

I'm trying to see if there's a mate

[pastel yew]

butta dawg

the guy widda butta

[cunning meteor]

@glacial ivy i looked it up you're right, but it's more commonly meant as just a stupid person, which is how i meant it

[glacial ivy]

Nvm

[normal mason]

nice let us know how it goes

[glacial ivy]

[cunning meteor]

don't make me crash out

[ancient falcon]

it would take a mircle to win a blitz game down 2 minutes and a rook. most chess players would lose or get flagged, but im not most chess players

[little turtle]

SmugDog

[glacial ivy]

Sorry

[cunning meteor]

you're lucky I'm washed and retired prime scoopy dingleberry would've crashed out

[glacial ivy]

Im glad the dingleberries have been washed out

[cunning meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-blah-blah-blah-roll-eyes-eyeroll-whatever-gif-16216173

[glacial ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-laughing-popcorn-gif-9869922

[warm flicker]

You must be an adolescent who can only appreciate the lowest form of humor, which is why you appreciate a fellow adolescent like Levy Rozman. From my perspective, he's a bargain basement Vaudevillian, an annoying carnival barker, a mugging clown. You obviously disagree, but GM Ben Finegold is spot on when he calls him not a chess player but a chess celebrity in a celebrity obsessed culture.

His mediocre chess book, not even published by a chess book publisher, has outsold books far more worthy, and I know because I collect chess books. I wouldn't have that mediocrity among my collection. You can sell most anything if you're a YouTube "influencer," and I'd argue most of Rozman's influence has been B..A..D.

He has trivialized the game of chess, which I consider an art form. You might say his approach is like urinating in the Louvre

[sterile pebble]

Needlessly pretentious imo

Levy has gotten many many people into chess which is only a good thing

[sterile pebble]

Unless thats satire or smt

[torn sparrow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/minion-tuff-8Do5PA5jPmTd3x8GI4

[verbal marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/twink-gif-6300752171305907279

[warm flicker]

he's a bargain basement Vaudevillian, an annoying carnival barker, a mugging clown

didnt you read?

[sterile pebble]

I cant read i dropped out in the 2nd grade to run drugs to support my nana

[glacial ivy]

I stole that shi

[late abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1470723675669008385/absolute_humiliation.gif

[glacial ivy]

Genuinely same

[warm flicker]

my philosophy is playing myself in chess until i play perfectly the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people @static galleon

[verbal marsh]

same bro its good to share

[glacial ivy]

More then 3 lines and i genuinely start tweaking and cant focus

[verbal marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cretoi-icssmoke-gif-18150152580473674997

[warm flicker]

You must be an adolescent who can only appreciate the lowest form of humor, which is why you appreciate a fellow adolescent like Levy Rozman. From my perspective, he's a bargain basement Vaudevillian, an annoying carnival barker, a mugging clown. You obviously disagree, but GM Ben Finegold is spot on when he calls him not a chess player but a chess celebrity in a celebrity obsessed culture.

His mediocre chess book, not even published by a chess book publisher, has outsold books far more worthy, and I know because I collect chess books. I wouldn't have that mediocrity among my collection. You can sell most anything if you're a YouTube "influencer," and I'd argue most of Rozman's influence has been B..A..D.

He has trivialized the game of chess, which I consider an art form. You might say his approach is like urinating in the Louvre

[limpid viper]

it is a free knight

[little turtle]

Oh so that's all there is to it, thanks

[cunning meteor]

wallah I'm not reading that

[kindred crypt]

Hello

[bronze wyvern]

hello

[warm flicker]

it's fire

[cunning meteor]

hi azel

[cunning meteor]

it's WATER

my philosophy is playing myself in chess until i play perfectly the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people

[normal mason]

where is the sauce of the copypasta

[bronze wyvern]

I learnt lot from him but somtimes i think his mentality is kinda like a Child that popular moments but everybody is a child in heart

[cunning meteor]

franks red hot 🤤

[warm flicker]

i like him

[cunning meteor]

chat i found my friends tiktok and he makes motivational gym videos

[native musk]

ok. keep bulying me, im a fking nobody its whatever i kno im a fk up and i kno everyone hate me in here. i try and bring hapiness to everyone but theres only so much a fking foxxo can do before he fking loses it and im close to fking losing it. Their is not anyone who like me here and no one had a crush on me when i ask last time and you would not understand how hard it is to live lonley sad and depressed like me so fk off dude reslly

[bronze wyvern]

same

[cunning meteor]

omg I've seen this one

[native musk]

💀

[cunning meteor]

only so much a fking foxxo can do before he fking loses it 🗣️🗣️

[green gulch]

Someone bullet?

[bronze wyvern]

have u ever play agains him?

[little turtle]

It's not a very good idea to come on discord looking for crushes

[warm flicker]

lol no i havent

[stray epoch]

@anyone wanna play variants??

[bronze wyvern]

I see u have elo like him good luck 🙂

[cunning meteor]

i have he's easy

[bronze wyvern]

nice

[warm flicker]

he is like 500pts higher than me but thanks

[bronze wyvern]

really?

yay

he is in real life 2300 in game 2800 2900 ohhh

[sterile pebble]

Yea idk how levy hit 3k on chess.com

[bronze wyvern]

my bad

[molten wolf]

Js got rid of chess.com on my phone cuz I keep on facing cheaters

[icy rain]

These 1700 are good they always give me a game

[sterile pebble]

Probably a skill issue

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478127618233602138/caption.gif

[molten wolf]

You ever see a below 400 make 10 brilliant moves in a row?

[bronze wyvern]

under 500 cheaters

[icy rain]

Is it just me that struggle with 1700 players

[sterile pebble]

Everyone thinks they played a cheater until they realize they played 30% accuracy the whole game

[sterile pebble]

Ten brilliant moves in a row?

[kindred crypt]

Guys why I am 1000 elo on rapid but beat 1400 players and get 1200+ rating games 😭

[warm flicker]

yep im 2300 2700

[sage vine]

overperformance in games

[icy rain]

Everyone thinks Everyone is a cheater cause they don't understand chess

[sage vine]

Or ur underrated

[sterile pebble]

True

[bronze wyvern]

fr

I must learnt to much

[sterile pebble]

Whenever a low elo player is like "omg I just faced so many cheaters" it's almost always not the case

[limpid viper]

opponent down to 30 seconds on move 17 😭 holy free win

[stuck summit]

Can someone do a gane review in ny recent match

[icy rain]

It's always the low elos they claim someone is cheating

[kindred crypt]

I feel like I play some games like a 600 and then like a 1500+ rated player

[sage vine]

Yeah thats normal sometimes

[icy rain]

Buy chess.com Diamond

It will do it for u

[sterile pebble]

@stuck summit whats ur user

[stuck summit]

You think i wanna buy that stuff with $0?

[bronze wyvern]

If u lose few games in row like 5 dont play have a pause and play again because if u pushed it there u can push it there again maybe more never give up

[stuck summit]

NotGyan

[verbal marsh]

800 bullet is shit

[icy rain]

So many pics

[pale pollen]

damn worst stalemate ever in MY LIFE (bullet)

[sterile pebble]

@stuck summit here

[sterile pebble]

What the hell is white doing bro

[bronze wyvern]

oops

[stuck summit]

Thank you

[bronze wyvern]

I made this

[icy rain]

Gy4n a cheater he made a great move that's not allowed

[bronze wyvern]

how?

[icy rain]

It's a joke lols

That's how people react

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Angelo Fernando (tactical_brilliance)

This is the Chess.com profile of tactical_brilliance. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Angelo Fernando (tactical_brilliance)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2213 (2207 peak)
Blitz: 2212 (2264 peak)
Bullet: 2244 (2261 peak)

[stuck summit]

,?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> M Š (sushiiiikusik)

This is the Chess.com profile of sushiiiikusik. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: M Š (sushiiiikusik)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1122 (1148 peak)
Blitz: 1053 (1165 peak)
Bullet: 732 (834 peak)

[stuck summit]

Oh

[icy rain]

I lost so much elo today

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> theianbian3

This is the Chess.com profile of theianbian3. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2010 (2135 peak)
Blitz: 2302 (2381 peak)
Bullet: 2371 (2386 peak)

[pale pollen]

Ew

[bronze wyvern]

I hate me for that

that is am idiot the biggest onr

one*

everytime when i see the picture

[stuck summit]

Guys i need help in linking

[bronze wyvern]

what?

[finite elm]

Okay so now im in the top 1% of chesscom?? Or theres a catch

[stuck summit]

When i tried to link it says that my discord accounf is already in linked with another profile

[bronze wyvern]

so /disconnect

[broken junco]

Ive been playing a game or two of chess once a day for the last 5 months and im still hardstuck 700 blitz, am i genuinely subhuman?

[pale pollen]

lmao

[sterile pebble]

The catch is that 90% of people are below 1k 😂

[stuck summit]

But when test / profike it says i havent linked yet with a profile

[finite elm]

Damn

[bronze wyvern]

hmm do u know that Linked one acc?

[tribal sage]

hi

[bronze wyvern]

hi

[finite elm]

Hiii

[tribal sage]

there's a catch, most people don't actually play the game
they just make an account

[tribal sage]

hi

[bronze wyvern]

did u change your name?

[tribal sage]

hello

[tribal sage]

yea

[bronze wyvern]

🙂

[naive jolt]

hi check msgs

[stuck summit]

Why im unable to send lictures

[sage vine]

its no, but its super steep from now on, for example I'm at 2074 and im not even top .1%

[tribal sage]

I did you don't need to ping me everywhere

[bronze wyvern]

what isbthat?

[naive jolt]

PICK OPTION

[tribal sage]

stop

[finite elm]

I think it shows the active playerbase

[stuck summit]

Pictures

[bronze wyvern]

idk

[tribal sage]

nope

[stuck summit]

No

[naive jolt]

ok, im a bit triggered today thats all

[finite elm]

Cool

[stuck summit]

Probably an old one

[bronze wyvern]

idk maybe ask admin of this server

do u know it or no

[zinc prairie]

today was a great day vro

[stuck summit]

An old one

[bronze wyvern]

oh

[naive jolt]

wait that guy a cheater?

[zinc prairie]

i got back to blitz

[stuck summit]

But i cant view my profile in discord

[tribal sage]

idk

[naive jolt]

weird

[tribal sage]

didn't play like one

[naive jolt]

eh, could be rating manipulation or some shi

@everyone 3 0 game?

[warm flicker]

that's for the rank you are

[gilded kite]

Who pinged me

Your toes shall be tickled

[naive jolt]

what does everyone ping you?

[sterile pebble]

Toe tickler mcgee over here

[gilded kite]

You're getting your toes tickled at 3 am tonight

[naive jolt]

um.

[gilded kite]

You're next

[naive jolt]

you know, if i see someone at 3 am they are cooked. no kidding

[cunning meteor]

who was this again

[naive jolt]

(unless i am fully, consciously awake, which I am rarely)

[tribal sage]

some 2000

[naive jolt]

yo game?

[cunning meteor]

2000 easy

[tribal sage]

do you want a game

[cunning meteor]

lowk main hurts rn but sure

[tribal sage]

I asked first

[naive jolt]

user?

[cunning meteor]

ladies ladies one at a time ahahaha

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908011539217416215/1478126382008766534/caption.gif

[tribal sage]

😠

[naive jolt]

??? are you tryna annoy me or smth

[cunning meteor]

uhh. thegreatbabypuncher

[cunning meteor]

scrap it out

[tribal sage]

I was talking to him

[naive jolt]

what the- ok

[sage vine]

completely false

[tribal sage]

yes and I was talking to him

@plucky kelp hiii ;3

[naive jolt]

idk man im quite annoyed 2day, not in the mood

[plucky kelp]

Me love spreading misinformation :3

[cunning haven]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-4-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-remake-hunk-mercenaries-gif-11547606927109089646

[plucky kelp]

Hewoo Truth! :3

[cunning haven]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[tribal sage]

:3

[naive jolt]

hai

[plucky kelp]

Haii!!

[cunning haven]

You furry?

[plucky kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-kisser-girlkisser-gif-15192169698232153093

[cunning haven]

Yea looks like it

[frozen bluff]

Finally I got further in my elo journey

[plucky kelp]

yeah u guessed right

[tribal sage]

https://tenor.com/view/mauzymice-mauzy-boykisser-gif-6310690632168156700

[floral trellis]

You made it to 3 ELO?

[tribal sage]

where are you now, 2 elo?

[floral trellis]

Lmao

[naive jolt]

noo why not 1 elo

[frozen bluff]

Actually 2.1 elo

[plucky kelp]

Nice!!! 🔥

[cunning haven]

Sometimes I am just good at it

[pale pollen]

I got 1900 bullet

[tribal sage]

wait how are you 2.1nd best in the world, I'm at 101th tryna get to 100th

[cunning haven]

W speed 🔥

[pale pollen]

I think I'm getting better at playing faster finally

[cunning haven]

This guy just got in between iran vs us war and got 1900 bullets

[tribal sage]

@pale pollen have we played before

[cunning haven]

You already are

[oak chasm]

Who wants to play Fischer random

[cunning haven]

67elo a cornball so corny I will have to leave

[sour olive]

https://tenor.com/view/congregation-jorito-the-congregation-gifs-jorito-gifs-congregation-gifs-gif-7471159367582486616

[frozen bluff]

What's your elo?

[oak chasm]

2200

[frozen bluff]

Um

[oak chasm]

U?

[frozen bluff]

How about no

[pale pollen]

no idea

[oak chasm]

Yea ur -500 we can't play

[tribal sage]

do you want a game

s'il te plait?

[pale pollen]

No, I just wanted to reach my 1900 in bullet and that's it

[tribal sage]

oh
i meant unrated but ok

[frozen bluff]

I could have a higher elo, but the world isn't ready

[naive jolt]

gg @cunning meteor

[junior anchor]

I wanna reach 600 so bad

[cunning meteor]

ggs

[naive jolt]

@cunning haven game?

[naive jolt]

yeah, gl.

[junior anchor]

I could have reached 1500 but the world isn't ready for it

[tribal sage]

@cunning meteor game? :3

[naive jolt]

Less to tilt - easy?

[cunning meteor]

suree best of 3?

[junior anchor]

Tilt what

[naive jolt]

Nothing - game?

[junior anchor]

I don't tilt

I only lose 2 games in a row💔

[tribal sage]

I don't have much time tho

[naive jolt]

Play rated against me. Ill change it

[gilded kite]

https://tenor.com/view/aguibihen-sigma-wolf-gif-12138579542345083989

[junior anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-bao-uncle-bao-cat-baobao-gif-543154333178439162

[cunning meteor]

oh that's fine, just one then. my user is still thegreatbabypuncher

[gilded kite]

@ nk I'm gonna carry your legacy

[shrewd badger]

anyone in for an unrated game?

[naive jolt]

Is that a yes or a no? I don't speak cat.

[junior anchor]

Yes if it's 960

[harsh sky]

@glass hound banned

[naive jolt]

ok why not, lichess user?

[harsh sky]

[junior anchor]

Actually it's late so let's play next year

[shrewd badger]

im lurking and will random challenge

[naive jolt]

Ohh thats great, I have plenty of time

[junior anchor]

Me too but im busy playing anything but chess

[naive jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-bwahaha-bobs-burgers-gif-5632048

[naive jolt]

Oh fair enough

[shrewd badger]

poor baby!

[naive jolt]

ok can you visualise this - e4 c5 nf3 nc6 Qi-4

[naive jolt]

No i am NOT in the mood for arguing with some stupid idiot tryna ruin my day

[visual plover]

Im very Hardcore in the gym i went for a weighted dip pr around 50 kg added on me and i accidentally when too deep, like all the way down, and my bones snapped, ive been in recovery for like idk a few months now i hope i can come to training one day tho, Thanks for for your concern

[naive jolt]

@mortal bronze you there?

[naive jolt]

Oh hope you are better