#💬〡chess-talk
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you will improve
I would be 2100 fide
ooh good job
I won today's game as well mostly due to my opps opening choice
0 elo
y'all lucky i don't play tournaments I would be 3000 fide
oh you are usfc or something
Nothing
stupid dog
nvm
u are evil :-(
that's mr evil to you
I'm lazy and I don't love chess as much as when I was like 1700-1800
y'all don't know about professor evil
dude I went to the gym ran on a treadmill while playing blitz chess
that's how dedicated I was to the grind 💀
Once you reach 2600 you realise that there is levels to ts
I don't need to reach 2600 to realize that
2600 fide maybe
i miss the old kanye
sutup
Nah I mean online, you realise that people above that level are insane, I'm talking FMs ,IMs
wow that sounds miserable, one struggle at a time gang

how do i become a trusted
do /connect
your so cute
u need to play ruy lopez
D4 will save a lot of lives trust
and next move bf4, it will kill everyone
Colle system is an improvement of that
dont lie!
I'd do no such thing
:(
I'm way deep in esoteric stuff 💀
lesgo
erm
hi
@full cobalt how do u focus in rapid bro
music and calculate idk
U pick gambling
cant seem to lock in

helps if you dont play blitz or bullet
i was playing rapid
Yeah
Fax
nah but I played blitz one night and couldnt focus on rapid the next day
got like -100 elo
lock in and rapid 
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sleep
why should i
rapid best
So you don’t lose Elo accidentally
Hi
Konichiwa
Is this illegal
How is this even possible 😭
Depends in which country
Brutal
Anyone wanna play chess instead of just talking about it?
Dear brother was from Egypt
I don’t know Egypt
I know country but I don’t know if it’s legal there
less play
What openings for both white and black often lead to closed positions?
I agree
I have no idea bro
how do you study?
Only low elo sorry
SUP Y'ALL 🤝🤝
Your elo is around my level if you add a zero to mine
Hello friend
Whats up
The ceiling
will u change ur name if ur title changes?
Your elo slightly below mine if you add a zero to mine
wait im so goated
1 v 1 me now, I charge 80 dollars per lesson
ok but if i pay the 80 can you pay me back 160 of that
then ill consider it maybe
What are some openings for white and black that often lead to closed positions?

You’re clever, but you underestimate me
Sicilian with black.
nice
And with white i would consider some London system or maybe a english opening. But I don't recommend those horrors
ive never lost against magnus tho i charge 120 only
what is best opening guys i am playing stonewall attack and defense or scandidavian
why are you american
pulling out the sheldon quote: you go home and you either find a million dollars on your bed or you don't. In what world is that 50 50? you're confusing possibilities with probabilities
any sheldon fans here?
I never lost against Magnus and Hikaru playing against me together
Got you thanks, do you know the specific silician variations for closed positions?
me too
only watched season 1 lol
Maybe some Najdorf ? Cause i'm a big fan lol
i finally beat the first level on geometry dash
Alright
damn my quote was from a famous clip, I didn't actually watch it
does anyone want game
I was looking only theory of big ben
chess or brawl stars (grinding sirius)
chess brawl stars is trash now
I heard the Sicilian in general is quite aggressive , is the najdorf too? I like being a bit more passive
link of challenge in dm?
I know your username
I can send
sushiiiikusik
ok
Now get 2345 then 3456
Hi Las 🙂
Isn't 3456 too ez
Nice to see you after long time
Did you change countries
Anyone wanna play 10 sec +0.1?
How's bro almost online at 4am
bet
That's my normal time to wake up
Challenge me? Or I challenge you?
Wtf what for?
send me ur username and ill challenge you
bro i think @tribal sage is cheating
My username is dislikebutton
I mean any specific reason
damn im gonna get cooked
No. Not everything should be for a reason 😅
broooooo fine
Okay time to play 30 Rapid games!
the lower i can do is 20 seconds
Ok give me your user
how
Immortal-Sun
also @proven wave is this allowed
lmao
are u chessnoob?
yes
Please do not accuse anyone of cheating here.
If you believe someone is cheating just report them on chess.com
thanks
I thought bro was onto something like road to gm or something
and no I'm not cheating
ok
really 100 elo?
that part, no
and that good
but I wasn't cheating
really?
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maybe I must go sleeping
nah it's not that
ou bullet
yea
Ok gg
what even was that
Hi
hi
lmao gg
But did you lose on purpose?
Why it's 100…@tribal sage
Can someone explain me why we play a6 in the najdorf
do you want a game? never played you :3
i like the vienna gambit
i like playing against the vienna gambit
It was the manifestation of brain damage
Dracula better 🫣
Not right now. But we can play after my 30 rapid games haha
how much time do u have ? u are from asia like 3 am?
the ones tmrw?
pretty much
Yes. I am from Asia
Anyway bye
do u have like about 3 am
Why we play a6 in the najdorf !!
bye
bye
how is he not sleeping at 2 am
he's from india
oh so 4 am
maybe 5am
2 am is the westest asia i think
not 24 mins to that
anybody wants to play?
You want to play 10 sec +0.1
We can rated or unrated I don’t mind
Re4 is mate in 10 for white😭
prime scoopy would've seen this in 0.3 seconds trust
you can always just go Rh7 and Rh4 and b4 and just win that way
tis not rocket science
that's not a forced mate in ten though is it mr wise one
Why do you like being passive over aggressive? That's how u stay low elo forever
I tried the Budapest Gambit today, and it is fire
I am passive
yh
everything wins
I find it more comfortable to play
That doesn’t mean I just overlook aggressive tactics


snith morra
passive is good

life of a garbage 900 elo
monday: 
tuesday: 
wednesday: 
thursday: 
friday: 
saturday: 
sunday: 

Yeah same hows life
I missed clicked twice and still won somehow
Someone wanna play?
i dont know how to move the pieces yet
What's your elo?
1600
Nope
guys what is the best opening for white 200-300 elo
one time i ended up with my bishops on the same colors
vro a fast mouse
the opening isn't the problem if you're 200-300 elo
what is the problem then?
not the opening, as long as you don't get scholar's mated
a3
i know how to defend the scholar's mate
There is something else you should worry about
a3 b3 c3 d3 e3 ke2 ke1
Not blundering a lot or one move moves
Just moving a piece to move it and not seeing the consequences are often the problem in that rating range
For opening just do e4 e5 something and develop and don't blunder
someone deadass played f6 e6 d6 c6 in a 1800 game
bullet?
this game 😭 obviously he got squashed
true, asserted his dominance there fr
i won the battle but he won the war
i mean you can't lose with a bad opening
true, if you lose you can just shift the blame
You must be an adolescent who can only appreciate the lowest form of humor, which is why you appreciate a fellow adolescent like Levy Rozman. From my perspective, he's a bargain basement Vaudevillian, an annoying carnival barker, a mugging clown. You obviously disagree, but GM Ben Finegold is spot on when he calls him not a chess player but a chess celebrity in a celebrity obsessed culture.
His mediocre chess book, not even published by a chess book publisher, has outsold books far more worthy, and I know because I collect chess books. I wouldn't have that mediocrity among my collection. You can sell most anything if you're a YouTube "influencer," and I'd argue most of Rozman's influence has been B..A..D.
He has trivialized the game of chess, which I consider an art form. You might say his approach is like urinating in the Louvre
if you lose you say you obviously weren't taking it seriously if you win you laugh at your opponent
60 year old wrote this btw
whole magazine page hating on levy rozman, fella definitely looks like Winston churchill
Holy yapping
My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people
bruh i keep fudging stinking sneezing bruh
the nigerian prodigy ✌️✌️ tigano so tuff on my momma
bullet anyone
Holy yap
What's better 3 connected pawns or a piece?
What piece If queen obv not
knight/Bishop
In endgame 3 connected passers
Else piece all day
Wtf is wrong with this chat dying for no reason
Yeah it's strange but ig expected
Damn are we surviving till gta 6 or nah
With all this destructions yet to come
Gta 6 probably aint even coming out since it's creators are in the e files
Yo yo yo guys
I mean there must be political backing so they will be fine anyhow
Yo soon to be fm
Such efforts put into one message is truly admirable
I’ll have tree kids and a Lamborghini before I touch FM
Im a retired chesser
Is it that hard🥀
Oh
Nah I just don’t play
I have a massive on guess on who this is lmao
Im back after a couple months ban bro
Ik talking about the text waller
what were you banned for? n word?
Then why is this equal
It’s not 3 connected passers but that’s 4 pawns for the piece
bishop pair
Which side would be better if the rooks were traded
Black
black
btw that position is theory
Especially imbalanced endgames
white
assuming you mean the rooks are just gone from the board and it's btm
I can't fuhin sleep
looks like we have a disagreement, others said black
Foh my neighbors bruh
Stopping two passed pawns is light work for a bishop
Trash ass music taste
the white king walks up to d5
as the pawns are pushed
might be a draw not so sure
Its probably a draw but practically i prefer black
Yeah ofc
actually this is definitely a draw in the line i just claculated but i couldve missed some better moves for white beforehand
What is better learning tactics or principles of chess?
tactics
How do i improve if im stuck on 500 elo for months
does anyone want a game
I’ll update it as it progresses
Tactics
What openings do you play also #💬〡improvement-talk might help better if u ask thefe
There*
No it takes time
Oh so in the end is ir worth it?
Yes
For sure lmao
I switched to play the pan American and stuff
ohh fair enough
damn i was cookin
also you're like one tournament away from FM when is your next tournament
Does the top o
Players use all of the tactics?
Yo i lost my chess acc with my email does anybody here like have any old alrs they don't use ?
The main opening you need as white is 1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Bc5 4.0-0 Nf6 5.d3 0-0 6.c3
God help you if black plays 5..d5 and you reach a Marshall Attack like position
bro got that free game review glitch
This is en-croissant
Go download it, it’s a great app
i know i have it
I just got 5 brilliants in one game wtf
I did horrible
Which books do you recommend
for reference I am 600 elo (I usually get 5 blunders per game)
he has like 2 moves or he hangs mate
the best one is bishop to d2 and with best play i win a rook
Bruh you can’t even see the difference
White resigned here but how does black actually win?
by checkmate
after you push the pawn
hi @short zephyr
maruzenskydaddy is a great name :)
during the game I thought I blundered a full rook
wait did we play each other ?
It crashed
you have a insane attack with Qh2 he couldn't defend
1 am I am in EU
oh I see
sure thing
good night
Can't you see the pawn?
Okay but how do you get the pawn to the other side of the board without facing continuous checks
Hey so what accuracy is considered acceptable
You protect checks with your rooks but i think this position is a draw
ChatGPT evaluated the 1972 chess championship between Fischer and Spassky and they called them 1500-1600 rating
🥀
Proof
Lemme send
He did not do ts
They thought I was white btw
Hello everybody
Ask about both players
What are you asking for GPT?

To evaluate the 1972 chess championship between Bobby Fischer and Spassky
Ooooh
who wanna do a guess the elo where you play me then guess my elo
bro what in the dead chat
ain’t no one wanna do allat
only works with Gotham chess
I mean no ones got the time
You'll either play better and be like 600 or you'll play shit and be like 1500
Me
Yh no one asked
bro ill play my best
That’s not very nice Miguel 😔✌️
Hmmmmmmmm.....
Yh shiii. My bad bruh
It won't be fun coz like we can't guess it Exactly
100 elo is my guess
and its fun to play against someone you have no idea if they good or not
U ber you're 100 elo
Im pretty sure i can nail plus minus 100 elo
lets run it
Fax
Im not free rn tho lol
Im 1780 rn
Ill be back later if ur free
Same
gng all it takes is 5 min 🥀
Woah woah woah
hello
Thats too much
Who wanna play blitz
Broo. Add me and teach me mann
lets play and you guess my elo
whats ur rating
Sure man
1800-1999
bet send me a link in dms
Ok
mate why do i get scammed by game review when it tells me i did a brilliant and then when i check there was no brilliant and ive lost my review for the day
how long did it take to get there?
Wow. It raises your hope to play more
I gotchu twin 🥹✌️ my cc is the same as my username
why would it do that
the glaze is crazy 1760 isnt even good
whats the logic behind that
Took me a year
1 year is crazy fast
Lol, I typed girlycheesex
Idk, so u dont leave
Ya pretty fast improvement
gng hop in the game
I wish I was you been playing for 8 years 3 seriously
How do u guys find the time. I play like twice a month
How is Wesley so top 10 and my goat Hans moke Nieman isnt ???
I'ma Change my Name
What's it now
White Queen
Hello
On the nose but kinda og
Want a game?
um what's ur ELO
900
I'm 1200
okay but who thinks this was good move?
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/165306937254/review?move=47
































































1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bc4 g6 4. Qf3 Nf6 5. c3 d5 6. exd5 Bg4 7. Qe3 Nxd5 8. Bxd5 Qxd5 9. f3 Bf5 10. d4 Bxb1 11. Rxb1 O-O-O 12. Qg5 exd4 13. Qg4+ Qf5 14. Ne2 Qxg4 15. fxg4 dxc3 16. Nxc3 Re8+ 17. Kf1 Bb4 18. a3 Bxc3 19. bxc3 Ne5 20. Bf4 Nd3 21. g3 Re4 22. Rd1 Nb2 23. Rd2 Nc4 24. Rd5 Rxf4+ 25. gxf4 Ne3+ 26. Kf2 Nxd5 27. Kf3 Nxc3 28. Ke3 Rd8 29. f5 gxf5 30. gxf5 Nd1+ 31. Ke4 Nf2+ 32. Ke5 Nxh1 33. f6 Nf2 34. Kf5 Rd5+ 35. Kf4 Nd3+ 36. Ke4 c6 37. a4 Kc7 38. a5 Kd6 39. h3 c5 40. h4 b6 41. axb6 axb6 42. h5 b5 43. h6 b4 44. Ke3 b3 45. Kd2 b2 46. Kc2 b1=Q+ 47. Kxb1 Nf2 48. Kc2 Rd1 49. Kc3 Kd5 50. Kc2 Kd4 51. Kb2 Rd2+ 52. Kc1 Kc3 53. Kb1 [Nd3] 54. Ka1 Kb3 55. Kb1 Rd1#
Yeah that's nice spotting that well played man
like, started playing chess from 0 knowledge?
That’s what I’m saying that’s a bit fast
Doable with coaching
What's Ur username
My user is "Checkers"
maybe, but I've been playing 3 months and im 700 now
I mean that’s reasonable though
chat, i did something stupid, but my opponent did something stupider
Just don’t do something even stupider and ur good
i blundered my queen, but my opponent blundered mate
yo @rugged bobcat whats your guess
Idk man
Ur opening is weird I can't assume much
but like
what do you think
Yeah ggs but you got the win so
I play 5 minute instead of 3 minute
what's ur elo?
Lowkey I just awake
but for this thats too long
@kindred crypt ggs.
GGs
I'm glad I didn't lose in like 5 moves
Rematch?
gng make a guess 🥹 @rugged bobcat
1780 atm
1700 maybe
and for how long you've been playing?
I noticed something interesting after playing 5min chess for so long
I didn’t want to go for tricks lol
Down to play another?
8 years 3 seriously
Sure why not
Most of my oppoenents in 5min play like 700-1000s that are typically shown and highlighted by youtubers to be true to that skill level
yeah that sounds normal
K send invite
But I switched to 10min because I was tired of seeing myself displayed as 290
And.... 10min players play like infants at that level compared to 5 min players
yo wanna play and guess my elo
There seems to be a ridiculous skill difference
No bro I’m good but thanks
In people at the same elo between 5 and 10 min
bro
lets play and guess elo
you talm ab some i have no time but youre playing this guy for like 10 min
@open dove wanna play
okay, in ds or chess?
Chess
2000
Link?
ill forget in chess
Good game
dang without seeing a move i make 🥹
Gg
My ELO is lower than how good I really am tbh
Yeah I could tell 😭
guys who wanna play me and guess my elo
me
TY 👍
except my daily ELO somehow that is 1208 😭
alr dms
how is my daily ELO so high 😭😭😭😭
sent friend req (i blocked dms)
rematch @tiny copper? You can be white
Yeah sure
yea i sent link
took ur king for a walk 😭
Poor king
Ok so what should I say bout that queen
I mean your queen had a square for it to be safe but I think u missed it
She knew what was coming, and so she was like, I'm out
Nah I totally calculated it and it was totally not a blunder
Pure skill?
U playin again. Imma spectate
Alr
yo @vast storm whats your guess
900
the karo kan is now illegal
NOOOO 💔
anyone 1500-1600 wanna play?
Good game
GG messed up that game
guys who wanna play me and guess my elo
me
i can guess yours too if you wanna
alr bet
bet dms
Doesn't it tell you elo
You can change a setting to hide the ELO
@tiny copper wanna play?
Seems like someone doesn't like you
That was a strong player game review says 2050 I am obviously not 2050 so 😭
Fax
But you still played pretty good
is that possible in mobile?
That queen blunder cannot match mine tho
Yes
No I did not
how
The blundered queen was a check I was trying to flag him and prevent the mate in 1
this is a draw right?
Yh i missed that
Finally got back up to 1700
or is there anyway to get that king out in there?
Settings - play - live chess
That’s why I gave him all of my pieces
Did you find it @vast storm
no
link your chess.com account, then I will try
if I guess correctly you give me $1000 dollars
settings - gameplay - general - live play
How to get to 1000 elo
Oof
guys i will memorize a book by reading for 3 times
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start from the basics, practice tactics and try not to hang your pieces
Ok
most of low elo games are tactically decided
strategic play jacob aggaard
Yeah sure sorry I was in a game that's why I didn't respond earlier
Wtf
guyes who wanna play and guess my elo
i can guess yours too
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what
How is ur bullet so high
I ain’t wrong tho
I don't know maybe
idk but why doesn't it show my daily
Does anybody have a extra alt access i might use ?
Because no one cares about puzzle elo or daily elo
send acc
guyes who wanna play and guess my elo
i can guess yours too
Wdym
How do you hide elo
I meant an acc
youll see
You cant have an alt chess.com account
I am drunk out of my mind right now
nice we needed to know that
what did you drink
They drank chicken jockey
Ciders
Nvm i was wrong
Of course I'm him
Does anyone love that checkmate sound
Yes yes yes
@vast storm found it in the website. Settings - interface - general
Bruh 7% alcohol
93% apple
It's too much
pov you think you just won the game bvut it doesnt play
100% chicken jockey
ohh found it, thanks
drink water then
otherwise tomorrow you will wake up with a headache
The bishop you didnt see from the other side of the continent
Nah I'm going to my hotel
guyes who wanna play and guess my elo
i can guess yours too
and eat something, it will slow the absorption of alchool
Lowkey good advice
gtg
gng who wanna play me and guss my elo
Sometimes I think too fast, then blunder
Sure
bet dms
I might lose tho
Cider/vodka
3 hours straight then go sleep
how tf do people be solving 2000 rated puzzles what even is this (i already failed it dw)
(I wasnt being ironicaly)
Wait till you solve a 2800 puzzle
to be honest the most alchool that I’ve ever drink was like 2 beers
I'm waiting to see what the universe has for me
do not drink
some german brand if I’m not mistaken
Name: Athiban (athix90)
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Name: Athiban (athix90)
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I would have to think for a year
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dangg
Oh damn
@signal snow i am serious
man u r playing in new acc?
Created 2023
danggg noise
wanna play?
fide?
Dawg I'm drunk
gn
wanna play me and guess my elo
Yh bro whats ur id
you wanna run it?
Yh why not
alr dms
K. Add me
bread
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🙁
yo guys anyone else wanna play and guess my elo
Everyones asleep ig
why i cant talk in vc ?
This is never working you need a new hobby
huh
He didn’t ask why isn’t he allowed in the vc, he asked why he can’t speak in the vc
played 6 ppl already?
hey can I get advice on a game I just had
yea
I'll DM you some images
What’s your rating
I don't use chess.com very often so 580
World war 3 😔🥺
You must be an editor with all that editing
You do video editing or something?
ey?
Did Iala send u the images?
No I meant you edited your a comment like four times
Because firstly my sentence was grammatically incorrect and then I realized the answer I gave was incorrect
holy editing
💀 💀
I obviously don't take enough time to think about my words
"20 tact1c motifs every one of you should know" so there are more than just one 😔
whats ur lc ultra
can we bullet
who wanna play me and guess my elo
my only chance to play u pls bro
How much elo
im good with any
Youre probably gonna use stockfish or some nonsense I assume
like 2730
wanna run the game
Ill play you
bet dms
nah he's straight
But if you cheat ill know and ill report it
?
report it?
bro im allowed to use an engine in a private match wtf
anyways dms
With both sides consent only tho
Im not playing lichess
buddy
Lichess is engine website fr
so you wanna run chess.com so you see my rating and remove the whole point of this game?
this guy is weird icl
2350 btw
ur 2200 urself, impressive
read what i last said
please use your brain
Alltho these 2 correlate to each other
yo this guy pmo who else wanna run it
Bro been asking this for the past 60+ minutes 💀
thanks
Anyone wanna play some unrated rapid, I just wanna get some practice in
isn't this consider spamming
yeah and i played many people?
your point?
U gotta play your games on chesscom, and do your studying/learning on lichess fr
Black to move and win, fairly simple tactic
hi tactic
take knight?
sup kent state university
hello flan sir
pleasure to meet you good sir
yup
This what I imagine the average lichess player look like
Anyone want to play 10sec + 0.1 rated
dislike button
you can tell when someones a weirdo well well well this guys talm about some believing in white supremacy @dull dove
lmao ur back at it again
Is your user on chess com the?
Is his user on chesscom the what?
Bro got cut off
Like literally ‘the’
Like literally the what?
Bro making incomplete sentences
there's a zombie on youuuur lawn
we don't want zombies on the lawnnn
gng wanna run a game
It’s so funny seeing Nihal sarin be the top online blitz player
While I have 100% win rate against him
Bro was the last person Danya played 😔
?
I beat him on lichess
wow ignoring my message so sigma
send ss
top 10 aura moments
did bro zerk goddamn
what is the point of that
No zerk
good shit
very ultrabullet be like: 5 secs
I hate people that tries to use scholars mate on me like that's such a huge insult
degenerate dopamine farming
Very very ultrabullet be like: 1 sec
fried liver like are we deadass
fried liver lowk good tho
i do this in bullet still
Also that one early queen attack like dude we're not 100 elo bullshit
right
its a mistake marked by game review
so is Halloween gambit
?
Hi guys
Who cares abt game review
yea thats diff thats a gambit
ppl can study that opening and play the memorized computer line and cook you
☠️
huh
Finally I'm with fineshyt
That's just bullshyt
Talk about chessshyt
stockfish says im like always worse than my opponent out of the opening 🥀
any tips I'm too lazy to study opening theory
gng who wanna play me and guess my elo
same ngl
Blitz?
i always like a pawn or two down
Youtube
yea 3+0
Broooooo. You still up?
its 6 pm for me brotato
Damn.
actually ngl I forgot I'm too lazy to log in 😭
6 am for me
i can just send you a game link
bro go to sleep wth
Alr bet make it guest link
dms
Ik.
Anyone indian here??
You know what I'm about to do with fineshyt
Go for 2400 bullet
how about 3200 bullet
no
nah I'm going for 3500
nah i'll choose 5000
Go for 161660 bullet
i don't wanna hang a rook on move 6
Your the only fine shyt here
then i'll go 600000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 bullet
son that might be a little impossible
sorry bout that
I have the urge to climb my blitz rating but my internet is so bad 💔
It's possible
i'm playing on hotspot wifi
or 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 bullet
let's not spam you're not dope
I hit 1673 today!
mmm... 10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^100 bullet
That's doable
But a bit difficult
who knows what quamlisk is
Even if you win against an opponent of your level multiplied by 100 (so if ur 1000 elo u win against 100000 elo guy) every single nano second , it will still take far longer than the heat death of the universe to get here
The universe will decay far before
August 12 2036 The Heat Death of The Universe
so it's possible
who wanna play me and guess my elo
how do you hang a queen then a knight then a bishop then a rook in five moves 💀
That moment in #💬〡chess-talk when one person does /profile and now there's 10 more people who have to also now do /profile
this guy just hung 20 points of material in 4 moves
Welcome Back to the greatest series here on the internet GUESS THE ELO!
I didn't even think that was possible wtf
wanna run it
A dog licked me while I went on a walk today
I gained 50 elo today I'm like five wins away from 2300
push it or give it up for today
inspirational answer
Push it, end it if u lose 3 in a row
Yay
Go for 2500 bullet
Ill do it
(talking from experience)
If you're what
Stop
f5 the goat of all openings
No
I play Englund gambit
Ok ☑️
Ima check it out
Bet
Good so you have experience
French defence
The best defence
…
What’s your acc
"Never play f6"
- Ben Finegold
Ben Finegold saved my life
guys my ratings might genuinely be FRIED
nah it’s good
hes a funny gm
You are good rating just play cat game
what percentage is that in the world?
Yes
gng my blitz has gone down by 371
i lose but i win back my elo but its slowly ticking down
Follow @fiery chasm on X
and it js keeps stacking and stacking and stacking
I see
🤨
Just means youre likely overrated and the system is adjusting
Si
😌
i gotta get better in bullet
But it’s 300 elo…
:/
U can still be overrated at 300 elo lol
i forgot i moved accounts so that account is technically dead
but im good at chess im not bad though
i js have blind spots and lose my queen

