💬〡chess-talk

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/2b2t-virgin-9b9t-0b0t-fit-gif-21363594

[tough saffron]

[obsidian berry]

u still spamming that ss here?

[slow folio]

easy league man

[obsidian berry]

omg get a life ugly piece of piss

[strange bobcat]

bro I dont get the point of this anymore

[slow folio]

[reef canyon]

i change my chesscom username every 90 days atp

[tough saffron]

😔

[solar lichen]

pack it up unc

[reef canyon]

i cant stick to a single username because i keep thinking of a cooler one

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-subaru-natsuki-subaru-re-zero-barusu-minecraft-gif-7808456501355586374

[solar lichen]

let him have some joy

[strange bobcat]

I got to legendary like when it first came out and the tournaments just shut down right after

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-sesame-street-alaska-screaming-scream-gif-7166094732023911363

[strange bobcat]

like no point in climbing it anymore

[limpid viper]

if freakydeer is a cooler username maybe you needed to change it

[solar lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-brainrot-gif-8384156608838765018

[slow folio]

@strange bobcat I have 10+0 tournament tmr, 7 swiss rounds

[obsidian berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1429295075229302804/1455950107642957976/attachment.gif

[reef canyon]

this really was the coolest thing my genius brain can come up with at that time

[slow folio]

top 3 will get premiums

[tough saffron]

🙃

[solar lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-steal-gif-6770495535008702461

[strange bobcat]

easy

[reef canyon]

i should ask #💬〡chess-talk next time once im changing it again

[solar lichen]

alr ill dip

yall ass at chess

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-steal-gif-6770495535008702461

[strange bobcat]

can you send for me to play 😁

[solar lichen]

@cosmic quest offtopic gifs 💀

[slow folio]

I bet you will know atleast 2 ppl

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-gif-7502401630012083645

[slow folio]

first is CaoPhamNhatPhuc

[obsidian berry]

bro wut are u tweaking?

[strange bobcat]

ha bludda tweaking

[obsidian berry]

holy snitch omg i didnt even do anything goddamn

[slow folio]

second? Idk if you know lmao

[solar lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/gothamchess-chess-gotham-edit-thumbnail-gif-16650285053839229007

[strange bobcat]

playing without me is a crime bruh

[slow folio]

ngl he’s kinda good, almost won a 3100 rating GM 💀

[obsidian berry]

am i the one saying slurs here?

[solar lichen]

wtf dont u see the sewer mods?

[strange bobcat]

bruh we all been there

[slow folio]

it’s our chess group bro

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[slow folio]

the admin is be gone now, idk when will he comeback

[strange bobcat]

online on like some facebook platform innit

[slow folio]

messenger yeah

[solar lichen]

we more interested with the opps profile pic 💔

[tough saffron]

😔

[azure musk]

Nice move

[strange bobcat]

I mean I have 1 year diamond but we all aim higher no

[tough saffron]

i got 100% accuracy

idk how

[azure musk]

No way that's insane

[solar lichen]

btw you couldve sacced the rook instead

[slow folio]

bro must be dominating TungJohnchess’s tournament

[tough saffron]

ohhhh thats also smart

[solar lichen]

saccing the rook wouldve been more of a brilliancy

[azure musk]

I just won 2 games in a row

[strange bobcat]

I got it from like covuatv guy that my friends told me to play

[tough saffron]

he js resign after that brilliant move

[slow folio]

I didn’t win 5 games in a row

[azure musk]

I didn't either

[solar lichen]

she*

[short minnow]

does anybody 100 to 500 wanna play me im trynna get better

[slow folio]

ah also him

[solar lichen]

mememme

[tough saffron]

he is 2000

[solar lichen]

10 sec bullet?

[azure musk]

Bro is NOT 100-500💔🥀

[solar lichen]

:<

[tough saffron]

at least get rid of that tag bro 😔

[strange bobcat]

bruh some kids at school found my stream and they lowk dabbing me up bruh ts unreal 😭

[solar lichen]

anyonw 10 sec bullet?

[short minnow]

no i meant bullet thats rapid elo

[tough saffron]

whats a 10. second bullet

[tough saffron]

like no difference he still gon cook u

[solar lichen]

10 sec each side

[tough saffron]

sounds fun

[solar lichen]

it is fun

[tough saffron]

so u start with 10 seconds?

[slow folio]

bro became uncontrollably famous in his school in seconds 💀 🥀

[short minnow]

bro im so bad tho like why i keep losing to them the other day this 500 was cooking me like stirfry i was like hmmmmm when i saw the engine

[azure musk]

Its not fun (I suck at it)

[tough saffron]

play the borg defense

only works in bullet or blitz btw

if u use it in rapid ur kinda dead

like schrodingers human level dead

[ionic solar]

Openings don't matter

[solar lichen]

yep

[reef canyon]

not if youre magnus carlsen

[solar lichen]

you are not crossing 1600 💔

[tough saffron]

🥹 even the dreamers wake up they say

[ionic solar]

I'd probably beat you.

[short minnow]

yeah i should tho

[ionic solar]

❤️

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2052 (peak)
Blitz: 1809 (1867 peak)
Bullet: 1877 (1900 peak)

[tough saffron]

hes 2000 😔

[ionic solar]

His FIDE?

[slow folio]

ig you are the best chess player in ur school?

[cloud patio]

Fide?

[tough saffron]

idk

[solar lichen]

1540

[tough saffron]

IDK IT JUST SAYS 2000

[strange bobcat]

ye prob now

[ionic solar]

Exactly.

[solar lichen]

ur fide?

[cloud patio]

Pipe down

[strange bobcat]

no just some random ones idk if my whole school knows 😭 (i might be cooked)

[solar lichen]

i am underrated af tho

[ionic solar]

1650 after 6 games 1 year ago.

[solar lichen]

havent played classicaly tourney in an year

[ionic solar]

Yeah same.

[solar lichen]

i found drawing sequence against 1.7k fide and in the excitement of finding it i blundered 😭

[foggy raptor]

whats ur school

[cloud patio]

Why are you asking for his school bro 💔

[short minnow]

lowkey whats a trappy opening at 1800 blitz

[foggy raptor]

idk

[tough saffron]

he gon come and epstein him

[glacial ravine]

!

[last badger]

Doing Silman endgame course on chessable. Just wanted to rant that Qe1+ is marked as incorrect, (even though it still leads to mate and is arguably easier to calculate - Kb2, Qd2+, Ka3, Qc1+)

And they tell you instead "erm ur wrong because u shouldve aura farmed by letting your opponent promote 🤓 ☝️ "

[ionic solar]

I had 4/4, got excited and blundered both games.

[pearl basalt]

Pawn chain strong in this one

[ionic solar]

Yes amazing

[tough saffron]

😔 not good choices

[solar lichen]

lmao fr it was my first tourney so it was exposure

[cloud patio]

Is it shorter tho?

[pearl basalt]

What ?

[tough saffron]

nvm

[pearl basalt]

My theme?

[last badger]

Let me ask you this, is there a difference in a game result at all if it ends in a mate in 7 compared to a mate in 4

[ionic solar]

I beat a 1750 national rating and gained 48 elo points off of that

[solar lichen]

national rating atp is a joke vro

[ionic solar]

Nah my K factor is that high.

[cloud patio]

Endgames are supposed to be precise lmao

[slow folio]

well if ur school knows then prob 99% ur PE teachers will do everything to send you for tournaments

[ionic solar]

National ratings are often below FIDE.

[cloud patio]

Would you go for a mate in 7 with 5 seconds on the clock or a mate in 4?

[timber badge]

holy tactic aura

[cloud patio]

And just giving your opponent more chances to swindle is bad even if you still have mate

[tough saffron]

yes

[ionic solar]

I would go for the pattern I see first.

[heady bear]

Hello grandmaster

[last badger]

explain how youre being less precise by playing Qe1+, Kb2, Qd2, Ka3, Qc1+, when it still leads to mate @cloud patio

[cloud patio]

Because it's 3 moves longer?

[reef canyon]

this is lowk the chess equivalent of not getting full credit because the solution is different from what the teacher taught but still arriving at the correct answer

[cloud patio]

It's correct tho

[heady bear]

Wait what

[cloud patio]

Qe1+ is fine it should be counted as the what they call it in chessable

The one where they let other moves slide because theyre fine

[glass hound]

What’s ur elo on bullet

[junior anchor]

1600s ain't real😭

Genuinely feels like playing at 600 but i just happen to know more about the game

[slate tendon]

Hi

[reef canyon]

tbf white is losing a rook either way

wait nvm

[cloud patio]

But honestly if you're doing an endgame book you should definitely try to get the solutions even if yours is correct cause it improves your calculation and stuff

In a real game Qe1+ is fine no problem with that

[slate tendon]

Bxb5 lmao

[main cairn]

Phew luckily I’m 700, watch out for the 600 scrubs

[glass hound]

What’s your elo on bullet

[slate tendon]

It's shaky but my peak was 2580

[main cairn]

Which YouTuber would you guys recommend for a beginner?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> electricdesk101

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Rapid: 1734 (1857 peak)
Blitz: 1801 (1830 peak)
Bullet: 1593 (1627 peak)

[glass hound]

I’m stuck at 2300 😭

[slate tendon]

Keep playing and you'll get through 🥹

[glass hound]

Thanks twin 🥹✌️

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> catnamedfisher

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Blitz: 552 (peak)
Bullet: 513 (peak)

[timber badge]

💀

[heady bear]

Isnt is ?

[slate tendon]

I'm really bored of solving calculus man

[tough saffron]

just enter random numbers

[heady bear]

You are +2600 elo

[cloud patio]

Just do easy integrals then larp on mathtok

[slate tendon]

There are hardly any numbers 😭 i wanted to quit maths once i saw e

[last badger]

This argument doesnt make sense, cuz if I had 5 seconds on the clock, I would immediately go for the solution thats easier to calculate (mate in 7), cuz even if there's a mate in 4, theres a chance it would take longer for me to calculate in correctly, so in the end, I spend more time than if I had just went for the "easier to calculate mate in 7"

[lone totem]

hello U2000 chat

[slate tendon]

Hai

[heady bear]

Bro you 2200

[cloud patio]

I literally just said Qe1+ is fine in a real game

[heady bear]

Damn they all genius

[tough saffron]

i also exist the imaginary one

[slate tendon]

No that doesent exist its imaginary

[lone totem]

https://klipy.com/gifs/reze-chainsaw-man-5

[cloud patio]

But Silmans solution is just better because it helps with calculation

[tough saffron]

ohhhhh

mb

[slate tendon]

Teto mentioned

[cloud patio]

Endgame books don't only teach endgames only

[slate tendon]

xD

[cloud patio]

They also indirectly teach calculation and positional play

[ionic solar]

It's just about pattern recognition.

[lone totem]

wait...ur right

[last badger]

yes ik, im responding to where you said "Would you go for a mate in 7 with 5 seconds on the clock or a mate in 4?". If the mate in 4 is harder to calculate, than you might as well go for the mate in 7 thats easier/faster to calculate, where you spend less time overall

[lone totem]

peak 🔥

[ionic solar]

If there's M3 but you see a ladder mate that costs 10 moves who cares?

[lone totem]

stockfish

[heady bear]

First move brilliant 💔

[ionic solar]

[slate tendon]

I'm questioning my life decisions after this question

[ionic solar]

Brother if you can find a mate you're good.

[slate tendon]

Okay ig

[ionic solar]

It's just about what pattern you see.

[cloud patio]

We have different brains so I'd probably see the mate in 4 faster than the mate in 7

But Qe1+ is fine in a real game

[strange bobcat]

im banned for state competition btw

cuz I got nationals medals

[last badger]

agree to disagree then

[timber badge]

@strange bobcat

[strange bobcat]

if I join its like caughing hydrogen vs baby

[timber badge]

why is tactic so strong

💀

[cloud patio]

You should still try to find the shortest way to mate or do a tactic cause it helps with calculation

[strange bobcat]

he dropped to like 2800 and I 2.5-1.5ed him last time 💀 tho he is a diff breed

[slate tendon]

He's tactic ofc he's strong

[timber badge]

he cooked me 4.5-20.5

[stone flume]

Just saw a rare Q and A video with ding liren. However, the video is in Chinese

[timber badge]

which should be more like 1.5-23.5

[strange bobcat]

I got 11.5-1.5ed

[timber badge]

was he trolling against u too

[slate tendon]

My biggest dream is to surpass tactic

[strange bobcat]

and he tilted me last time 😡

[strange bobcat]

no he farmed me to near 2998 or some shit

[timber badge]

he lowk farmed me

[cloud patio]

Just put the transcript into a translator

[timber badge]

LMFAO

[last badger]

yo bro wtfff.... lichess.org just called u a begginer 😭 @old lantern

[timber badge]

im back to trenches wytl

[stone flume]

Should I send the video here？

[slate tendon]

How old is tactic

Hm

Insane, not a single person remains

[timber badge]

hes prolly the strongest cm rn

[slate tendon]

Wasnt he a NM tho

[timber badge]

hes turning 18 too i think

[timber badge]

yes hes both

[slate tendon]

Aight thankss

[slate tendon]

Absoloute cinema.

[slow folio]

bro is too op

[dusky dock]

can someone help me

[slate tendon]

With what

[dusky dock]

i played a chess game using the e4 and e5 then queen, but they pushed their pawn to g6

[bright knot]

🥶

(this is not a live game)

[dusky dock]

uhh i should be connected with chess.com

[neat gull]

My uncle bought a multi board game set last month which contained snakes and ladders, checkers, and chess. So I started playing chess

[timber badge]

cannon event

[neat gull]

Tunguska event

[last badger]

every chess player has went thru the cannon event of recieving a gift like this during Christmas as a kid @timber badge

[cunning meteor]

chat

I'm going to dissect a heart today

[timber badge]

oml

[cunning meteor]

lie, I've never seen this before and my parents don't celebrate Christmas

[neat gull]

Checkers pieces playing against chess pieces 😔

[cunning meteor]

QUEEN SAC

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-cheers-happy-excited-gif-13406404385856133045

[bright knot]

fr

[cunning meteor]

wow holy dead chat

[neat gull]

Wowie

[rapid mirage]

Holy Queen sac

[leaden vessel]

Hey I'm just wandering like does using free third party sites for game reviews gets your id banned?

[rapid mirage]

No

[last badger]

no

[rapid mirage]

Chesscom aint that greedy t

[leaden vessel]

Ohh

[last badger]

chessable tho...

[rapid mirage]

Chessable are for courses obviously there are prices gng

Even if it costs a milly

[gleaming lodge]

no

imagine if it did

[last badger]

im not talking abt that, look up "chessable drama" on google to know what im talking abt

[cunning meteor]

okay but I'm going to dissect a heart today

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-notification-gif-26201686

[last badger]

@rapid mirage if u a creator on chessable, chessable takes 60% of the profits u make

[cunning meteor]

5 hours ago btw

[gleaming lodge]

wait wha-

[cunning meteor]

good morning smetana, ugly name

[cunning meteor]

you should give me 60% of your profits instead

[last badger]

For comparison to show how bad that is, the standard (Apple, Epic Games, Steam) is only 30 percent @rapid mirage

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-surprise-mf-can't-prove-it-gif-7408854170742055240

[cunning meteor]

doakes is so cute

[kindred crypt]

whats the best opening for blitz (im 1800)

[cunning meteor]

reti

[potent parrot]

Monopoly

[neon aurora]

but u are no

[cunning meteor]

i AM

I'm cuter

[gleaming lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/cap-cap-building-cap-china-big-cap-massive-cap-gif-15715195675676808399

[kindred crypt]

ill give it a try can u give me some concepts of the opening tho

[gleaming lodge]

maybe they mean the KIA

almost typed in the sentence like yoda's speech lol

[cunning meteor]

no, because I've never played it

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-stupid-tongue-gif-7853300453664349062

[kindred crypt]

what

[cunning meteor]

you're right, I'm not cute, I'm a savage demon monster 5'10 53kg behemoth

53.7kg 5'10.2

[leaden vessel]

my friend used to use a site for after game reviews. And she got her id banned. Like they created a new one for her with all the old friends from her last account. But her last account isn't accessible now.

[neon aurora]

thats correct

[limpid sleet]

ayoo! btw gng why are u black?

[cunning meteor]

bruh i got the sneezes

[leaden vessel]

That's why I was just wandering

[cunning meteor]

he is locked out he can't talk to you, dm him

[limpid sleet]

ohh 🥺
Now who will use N word in this server 😔

[cunning meteor]

I'm a monster i look like broly from dragon ball z

[cunning meteor]

i spam it but only irl does that count

[steady mulch]

Hello

[orchid sedge]

i got this from a Sirius box bro this game got so much fun now

[gleaming lodge]

@cosmic quest

[cunning meteor]

hello rishab

[limpid sleet]

oh 😔

[limpid sleet]

sirius_strippy?

[gleaming lodge]

this channel is only for chess boi

[orchid sedge]

this is chess related fr

[orchid sedge]

😭

[cunning meteor]

heyy, this isn't dokkan @ mods

[orchid sedge]

@cosmic quest 😠

[cunning meteor]

sewer

dokkan only please guys come on guys please guys

[orchid sedge]

this is real mod ping trust

[orchid sedge]

I'm soryy :c

[cunning meteor]

i belivee you

[orchid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-gif-15669385104831619742

[cunning meteor]

it's okay kitten

[orchid sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cats-memes-i-love-gif-14945610996281344310

[tacit wren]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[orchid sedge]

why can't I ping @greenflower huhhh

[tacit wren]

@torn sparrow this noob is trying to summong you

[dawn summit]

An Armenian axper in a discord server

[cunning meteor]

@torn sparrow

it's 0

[orchid sedge]

oh she has a 0 in the name

[tacit wren]

she??? "they"

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> joshy_wa

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Blitz: 1397 (1417 peak)
Bullet: 1002 (peak)

[gleaming lodge]

a fellow man of culture+nation, I see?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Tigran (gm_tigrangev)

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Rapid: 1146 (1190 peak)
Blitz: 967 (968 peak)
Bullet: 531 (646 peak)

[tacit wren]

cant you see they are a flower

[dawn summit]

yup

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> learningtowin2006

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Blitz: 2007 (2112 peak)
Bullet: 1720 (peak)

[cunning meteor]

rapid warrior booo boring Zzzzzz honk mimimi

[orchid sedge]

she's a girl flower tho bro that's common knowledge smh

[cunning meteor]

all these rapid merchants smh

[orchid sedge]

flowers also have genders?????

[charred prairie]

how do people even play fast

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1745 (peak)
Blitz: 1878 (1889 peak)
Bullet: 2004 (2020 peak)

[orchid sedge]

that's actually so disrespectful to the flower community

[cunning meteor]

it's easy

[dawn summit]

I’m one game away from getting the 1800-1999 role

[orchid sedge]

if u play more you'll get faster

[cunning meteor]

ooo , good luck

[gleaming lodge]

good luck

[orchid sedge]

doing puzzle rushes / the better puzzle storm on lichess would improve ur speed too

[gleaming lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/rudy-kobansky-profitansky-power-respect-respect-bro-gif-7583971524237177134

[tacit wren]

I was to get 2000-2199

[cunning meteor]

I'm gonna go play a blitz game I've lowk been getting squashed in blitz recently

[tacit wren]

Chess.com better add classical

and promote it

[slow folio]

oh wsp menteu!

[dawn summit]

It has all time controls

[tacit wren]

THEN PROMOTE CLASSICAL

[dawn summit]

I’m afraid classical games digitally with random players are pretty chaotic

it’s easier to play otb tourneys

[small jungle]

No way it's manteriusz

[tacit wren]

alright im sure chessc*m will give me $50 for playing a tournament

that too classical

[dawn summit]

Well u don’t have to play a serious tournament or anything

U could just join a random one

[glacial ivy]

Hi kittens

[slim gulch]

hii

[glacial ivy]

Heyyy

[cunning meteor]

this guy deadass played f6 e6 d6 c6 😭😭😭

[obsidian lion]

wow this server is as brainrotted as i thought. Okay

[cunning meteor]

dead lost from the opening🥀

[last badger]

This is how I imagine ppl who play classical games online look like 💀 @tacit wren @dawn summit

[tacit wren]

srsly

and after they lose?

[simple slate]

whats daniel naroditsky doing on hypixel

[last badger]

Nah actually this is a better representation

Average online classical chess game enjoyer: @tacit wren @dawn summit

[cunning meteor]

chat is this real

[simple slate]

yea i was surprised to see the name really

[obsidian lion]

no?

[tacit wren]

[tacit wren]

what

[slim gulch]

i remmeber u ur the freaky dude

[simple slate]

what did i do 💀

[cunning meteor]

oh okay, it looked real i had to make sure

[obsidian lion]

hes dead, how would he be on hypixel

[mellow basalt]

The Culling Game in Jujutsu Kaisen is a supernatural battle royale governed by eight fundamental rules established through a series of binding vows. These rules ensure the ritual generates enough cursed energy to trigger a global evolution.

[obsidian lion]

it is either fake outright, or an impersonator

[simple slate]

the screenshot and account is real

i took it myself

but yea probably a fan

[obsidian lion]

well he obviously isnt Daniel

[cunning meteor]

you make a good point. maybe his heaven is Minecraft

[obsidian lion]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[dawn summit]

I did it chat

[dawn summit]

officially 1800

[cunning meteor]

calm down

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

calm down aunty

[cunning meteor]

woooo congrats!!

[void tusk]

its been three days and chess.com still hasnt banned this cheater

[cunning meteor]

who's this donnie looking at me funny

[dawn summit]

Johan Liebert

[cunning meteor]

maybe because he's NOT cheating it's just his gaming chair

[void tusk]

you did not just post johan behind your chest rating 💔

[cunning meteor]

he has lie in his name who would believe this guy

[dawn summit]

it’s the background image

[void tusk]

hes 1000 elo and won 8 games in a row all with 97 or 96% accuracy hes cheating brother

[void tusk]

ah

[dawn summit]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[cunning meteor]

my chest rating is 10/10

oop no reply

[cunning meteor]

i meant to reply to this. now i just feel weird.

[void tusk]

dw i agree 10/10

[cunning meteor]

no it's just his gaming chair

[cunning meteor]

how do you know...

[void tusk]

👅

[cunning meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[cunning meteor]

gay

[void tusk]

pride pawn

[dawn summit]

My discord role updated🥳

[coral portal]

?

[shadow elbow]

Racist

[unique ledge]

anyone down for scribble.io?

[native acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/foodie-frens-gif-2030378117724103722

[oblique dagger]

Hai sweetie

[oblique dagger]

Pro

[small jungle]

Hai

[radiant swan]

doggy

[small jungle]

Cb

[oblique dagger]

Rawrr~ ;3

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/gd-geometry-dash-doggie-tcd-grief-gif-16203419753076634156

[radiant swan]

tuff gif

[solar lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-steal-gif-6770495535008702461

[oblique dagger]

;3

[radiant swan]

https://tenor.com/view/ez-gif-1039690802517499575

[neon aurora]

are u stole my gif!

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-steal-gif-6770495535008702461

[radiant swan]

https://tenor.com/view/ezarc-gif-10386741891721719959

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cats-memes-i-love-gif-14945610996281344310

[neat gull]

Stealception

[native acorn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-fight-s7EAoqpqUF8Qg

[kindred crypt]

Hi

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[torn harness]

hello, i'm new here. i couldn't post in improvement-talk so i ask here. would anyone play some matches with me to help improve? i'm at ~600 blitz and often not quite sure what basic ideas are best

[rapid mirage]

Wrong to plau blitz to improve. Play rapid

[torn harness]

rapid is 800 but it fails at the same basic ideas i'd say

[full cobalt]

grind rapid

[mental loom]

Welcome to this server!You need to connect your Chesscom account to get full access to this server.

By typing /connect. We have Improvement channel & #1039982616159465595 & many queries are answered which will be helpful.

[slim gulch]

ima steal u

[buoyant fog]

why is rb5 recommended here?

[coral portal]

because engine likes it

[radiant swan]

attacks f5

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[radiant swan]

waozers i thought you left the server 😔

[coral portal]

also because you're drunk af

[radiant swan]

dahlia cheated on you i see

[coral portal]

i still remember when you replaced the c in my name with a better letter of your choice🥹

[hot sedge]

absolutely sigma game

[lone totem]

ts opening has me crine

[foggy raptor]

Countingbrilliants is actually a london player

[hot sedge]

at least i got 2 brilliants that game

[oblique dagger]

My favorite opening

I beat gm in classical game with f4

[hot sedge]

try to beat a gm with ke2

[lone totem]

https://giphy.com/gifs/teto-kasane-plush-Cwt3mnKuPF527FZaiv

[oblique dagger]

Already did

[lone totem]

proBC

[oblique dagger]

Gm stands for grandmother btw

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[hot sedge]

i thought its gym master

[radiant swan]

unfortunately i had games where i accidentally played that sh!tty system because i premoved Nf3 in bullet and they forced me into that

[foggy raptor]

Play tennison gambit

[coral portal]

a forced mate is just another way of saying

[radiant swan]

Nf3 d5 e4 is peak

[foggy raptor]

Fr

[radiant swan]

this guy gets it

i approve of him being a copy

[oblique dagger]

Holy cute pfp

[brittle notch]

what does ben 10 have to do with chess?

[neat gull]

What's that creature in yalls profilw

[safe blade]

🤌 🥶

[neat gull]

[glacial ivy]

Absolute 27 elo

[sullen oriole]

[safe blade]

end game

middle

opening

[neat gull]

Typical 5 quadrillion elo chess match (baka mitai)

[safe blade]

close... 1600-1700

I tilted

[raw canopy]

2 games 2 brilliants wtf

why am i brilliant farming

[neat gull]

I wasn't responding to ur images tbh

I was just saying it cuz I like those kinda videos

[safe blade]

@raw canopy gj! keep up the work

[raw canopy]

[neat gull]

Baka mitai

Kodomo nano ne

Those videos is why I play chess

[fiery chasm]

i got into online chess because of the edits with this song

[viscid kindle]

hiiii

supp

[neat gull]

Yep!

[ornate pulsar]

how is game rating even decided? cuz on a game where i got 100% accuracy i got like 1700 and on one where i got 87.1% i got a 2150 game rating? is it partially based on the opponents elo?

[fiery chasm]

and the drop right at the blunder/brilliant

[neat gull]

Yep,

[fiery chasm]

its literally the only reason i started chess in pandemic

[mellow pier]

yes

[fiery chasm]

yes and mostly your perfomance

[gusty dagger]

I had my ELO checked. It came back negative.

[neat gull]

Same but not in the pandemic. But in 2026 right now

[ornate pulsar]

that seems a bit silly though, no?

[neat gull]

Im sad they stopped making those videos

[ornate pulsar]

like why would a game rating not just be about the game?

[last badger]

ngl, 2000 elo chess players are way too respectful. Cuz I reached this moment where I wouldnt guarantee 3-AM me would be able to checkmate with king and rook in 14 seconds. But my opponent just resigned

[fiery chasm]

blame the engine

[raw canopy]

Accuracy is usually decided on how much your moves vary to the engines. Elo is decided on the level your play was. You can get 100% accuracy but still play like a 1100 if every move was very simple or just not complex

[fiery chasm]

somehow 2000s are more professional than most 1000s

[shrewd mica]

[glacial ivy]

[shrewd mica]

Herro Birq.

[glacial ivy]

HI

[willow owl]

hi senor

[shrewd mica]

How are ya?

[shrewd mica]

Beans

[glacial ivy]

Not bad i think

[shrewd mica]

That's good

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-gothamchess-gotham-aura-edit-gif-465801961993063695

lol this gif is too much lwk

[raw canopy]

wth

[obsidian berry]

uhhh

[limpid sleet]

who is this

[obsidian berry]

do u mind being friends? " its not me m just creeping yall out"

[raw canopy]

trust trust

[raw canopy]

someone who just had their account closed for abuse.

[glacial ivy]

Imma guess it was an 🇮🇳 player

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/femto-griffith-berserk-manga-anime-gif-14902110100260594587

[limpid sleet]

[obsidian berry]

holy wh-

[obsidian berry]

i guess bro

[limpid sleet]

may I know their name

[raw canopy]

Egypt actually, though ive had my fair share of encounters with those too...

[obsidian berry]

if we talk abt indians uhhh i cant defend them from similar situations lwk

[raw canopy]

not sure if thats allowed

[mellow pier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1251702682733772850/1373752838487806113/ezgif-3b69c2ee234877.gif

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/griffith-berserk-stare-griffith-berserk-gif-25768714

[mellow pier]

hi everyone

[wooden lava]

what the helly

[obsidian berry]

heyyy how we feelingg

[raw canopy]

i mean, since its a closed account now...

[mellow pier]

feeling steamhappy

[obsidian berry]

glad to know stranger !

[raw canopy]

mekoozaki

[obsidian berry]

damn

[limpid sleet]

btw anyone from india or below 1000 - 1500?

[raw canopy]

Im glad chess.com actually does something about reports

[limpid sleet]

yeah atleast in this thing it is better than lc

[native musk]

Ghost ping

[obsidian berry]

nah they have good mods really

[raw canopy]

[raw canopy]

Agreed :D

[obsidian berry]

we are p close on elo wanna play?

[neat gull]

Gin ichimaru

[raw canopy]

eh sure, we can do a match

[obsidian berry]

eto_0p

[gusty dagger]

do you wanna be enemies? 😌

[raw canopy]

close in elo....300 difference...

[glacial ivy]

I dont mean it like thst but like they be moving mad on omegle n shi

[obsidian berry]

3 of us now

[raw canopy]

im ded

[obsidian berry]

u can deff win trust mee

[neat gull]

That emoji is so cute

[obsidian berry]

FRR

[brittle notch]

thats insane

[glacial ivy]

R we deadass brico

[brittle notch]

your point?

[gusty dagger]

Ikr

[hallow bear]

Anyone playing chess

♟️

[ocean lotus]

Yo Im down

[glacial ivy]

[raw canopy]

[hallow bear]

My id-Knightninja1972

[ocean lotus]

U online?

[hallow bear]

Yes

[ocean lotus]

K gimme a min. Ima add u

[hallow bear]

Ok

[azure musk]

😭😭😭

[fossil kite]

oh oke

[oblique dagger]

Hai pookie

[oblique dagger]

Hai cutie uwu

[azure musk]

Hi

[oblique dagger]

Hows my good cat uwu

[copper musk]

Moss██████ detected

[glacial ivy]

No u :3

[raw canopy]

my favorite scp

[fossil oriole]

Hello, I am GM Abhishek Pranav Rajesh

[oblique dagger]

Real ?

[raw canopy]

Hello, I am GM Mangus Carlos

[copper musk]

He's not mexican bro 💀

[hallow bear]

Hello I am gm magnus carlson

[fossil oriole]

Yes, it is me, GM Vikram Rahul Abhishek Pranav Rajesh

[raw canopy]

Mangolia

[ocean lotus]

Yo i sent u req. Accept it 😤

[low lantern]

[hallow bear]

Oh I was offline last time sent

[ocean lotus]

Whats Magnolia?!?!!

[azure musk]

I'm not a cat despite my pfp

[hallow bear]

Now I am online

[glacial ivy]

I am GM Fapian Caramel

[oblique dagger]

Whats ur cc

[wooden lava]

im pretty sure he is

[oblique dagger]

Yes u are uwu ;3

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cute-cuddle-gif-26893973

[glacial ivy]

Say meow

[oblique dagger]

Meow

[fossil oriole]

We will start with a standard opening, kings pawn to e4, black responds with the Scandinavian defence Queens pawn to d5. This is blacks first mistake, and the game is already over for him.

[low lantern]

is fog of war and other gamemodes only applicable to players who purchased the diamond membership?

[copper musk]

But i believe if magnus is trump

[wooden lava]

there is too much evidence saying he is mexican

[glacial ivy]

Not you good boy

[gusty dagger]

If anyone wanna play chess against a moron I'm full of spaghetti and ready to play

[glacial ivy]

No, head to chess.com/variants

[fossil oriole]

Queens pawn to d5.

[glacial ivy]

Or sum like that dont quote me

[low lantern]

you can't play it in the app?

[gusty dagger]

Via clicky only plz

[glacial ivy]

Unfortunately not

[azure musk]

I'm not doing that💔

[glacial ivy]

Say. Meow.

[azure musk]

Are you forcing me?

[fossil oriole]

Queens pawn to d5.

[fiery chasm]

no, all gamemodes are available only for the website for now, on "Variations"

[fiery chasm]

nope prob not planned yet

[timber badge]

Yes. (in daddy voice)

[oblique dagger]

Yes. (In mommy voice)

[timber badge]

ibrahim only meows for me

[oblique dagger]

No for me

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cats-memes-i-love-gif-14945610996281344310

[azure musk]

Wtf did I just walk in into💔💔

[brittle notch]

chess players need to touch grass

[azure musk]

Not true unc

[azure musk]

Chess players don't shower

[glacial ivy]

Meow now

[oblique dagger]

What is grass

[weak chasm]

@azure musk hi bb

[brittle notch]

its a bell curve on which chess players take showers 😂

[oblique dagger]

What is shower

[azure musk]

Hiiiiiiiiiii

[azure musk]

💔💔😭

[azure musk]

Idk man never heard

@weak chasm hello

[novel wren]

[glacial ivy]

Bro fot ghosted

[azure musk]

☹️💔

@weak chasm

[novel wren]

I am so cute

[neon aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317149523373592677/1389960998659817512/attachment.gif

[hard ginkgo]

.

[novel wren]

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uday Jagad (uday_jagad)

This is the Chess.com profile of uday_jagad. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Uday Jagad (uday_jagad)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1399 (1585 peak)
Blitz: 895 (1274 peak)
Bullet: 1075 (1251 peak)

[glacial ivy]

Keep trine

[worthy condor]

What if

[azure musk]

We're talking on Instagram☹️☹️☹️

Im NOT getting ghosted❤️‍🩹

[hard ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-gif-20784341

[novel wren]

Xkcd?

[worthy condor]

D4 is better then e4 but no one can accept it

[timber badge]

so u are gonna do this to me

not talking to u again

[hard ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-what-excuse-me-wtf-umm-gif-15790232245841332039

[azure musk]

😔😔

[feral crystal]

Anyone willing to share their methods for learning openings (only respond if 2000+ please)

[worthy condor]

It's true

[azure musk]

Chesstempo and chessable

And practice in blitz

[feral crystal]

Without spending money

[hard ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmp-frying-pan-philip-j-fry-futurama-fry-suspect-gif-11486511013200449265

[strong locust]

Hi guys

[azure musk]

Who said anything about spending money😭if you're smart about it you can get ur chessable shi for free

[worthy condor]

Another hot take which is true for a long time that, London system is top 2 if not 1

[hard ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-hello-hello-there-hi-waving-gif-15692366

[strong locust]

Spaced repetition and shit

[azure musk]

It also depends a lot on your elo

[feral crystal]

Idk anything about either lol I just thought that you had to buy courses on chessable? How for free

[feral crystal]

1600

[strong locust]

Youtube is enough

[azure musk]

Oh well for 1600 you don't need chessable

YouTube is gonna be enough for now

[strong locust]

Ya

[azure musk]

Till you're like 2100 maybe

[feral crystal]

Alright thanks

[azure musk]

Watch this guy called hanging pawns he has everything u need at ur elo

[last badger]

Only if u play Catalan

[hard ginkgo]

Puzzle for u tboe

Pls only tboe will ans

[strong locust]

Yaaa he is awesome
Good till 2100-2200

[hard ginkgo]

No one else

[azure musk]

I agree

[strong locust]

But i wish he went into more depth

[azure musk]

True true

[last badger]

Chessable but its overpriced and can induce bad habits if you try to just memorize without understanding

[foggy raptor]

No difference

[worthy condor]

D4 is better not even debatable tbh since it has the London system which is arguably the best opening

[slim gulch]

hm

[foggy raptor]

X oeningis better = i like x more

[azure musk]

Tuff pfp

[worthy condor]

Mate your below 400 if you think that lol

[hard ginkgo]

@worthy condor bro can you pls help me solve puzzle

[worthy condor]

Puzzles are easy mate

[slim gulch]

hi zee

[foggy raptor]

In fact e4 is +0.3 and d4 is +0.2

[hard ginkgo]

@worthy condor help me solve this

[azure musk]

Unc doesn't care he's playing the london

[worthy condor]

Did they forget to add "because it's the best opening and I can't defend against it"

[potent parrot]

There is no point in living if you can't feel alive

[hard ginkgo]

True

[worthy condor]

Stockfish is obviously wrong smh

[last badger]

I mean I have a 100 percent win rate against the London in OTB classical so far

[azure musk]

What is this wisdom blessing us here in chess talk💔

[foggy raptor]

Sir you are committing the fallacy of correlation by associating "i cant defend london" and "london is the best"

[worthy condor]

So far and it's one game

[feral crystal]

His videos look really good thanks!

[hard ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/yap-yapping-yap-cat-yapidi-yap-yap-yap-yap-gif-11479956768894629287

[azure musk]

Happy to help

[last badger]

Tbh tho, 1.d4 players are just ppl who dont want anything to do with the Sicilian

[foggy raptor]

If its wrong why does magnus lose to it

[potent parrot]

The world is not enough

[worthy condor]

Lose to e4? Because majority use it duh

[last badger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1350714473127870465/get-real.gif

[azure musk]

I started learning c4 cause I hated Sicilian

[potent parrot]

But it's such a perfect place to start tilting

[jolly grail]

y'all, I have adhd, how the hell do I stop making stupid blunders?

[potent parrot]

U 2800 bullet or blitz?

[azure musk]

By getting better at chess

[clever kernel]

L

[worthy condor]

Can we stop getting brain washed

[azure musk]

Blitz

[jolly grail]

alright

[foggy raptor]

Ah yes you dont even understand what i mean by it in that sentence. Go back to reasoning 101 vro

[potent parrot]

Fm or smt?

[azure musk]

No sadly

[potent parrot]

You would be one soon

[last badger]

POV: somebody memorizing Sicilian theory on chessable

[worthy condor]

You don't even have 10 messages how can there be 101

[azure musk]

I hope, thank you

[potent parrot]

How do you feel sleeping

[foggy raptor]

This is now an ad hominem attack

[potent parrot]

Edit?

[azure musk]

Who is making these😂😂😂

[worthy condor]

Literally didn't?

[potent parrot]

I just wanna feel alive

[worthy condor]

I don’t believe in psychology. I believe in good moves

[azure musk]

Who is Caleb actually😭😭😭😭

I aspire to be like caleb

[last badger]

Bro doesnt know who Caleb is 💀

[foggy raptor]

Well your just spouting nonsense

[potent parrot]

Right untill we found her

[azure musk]

I love spouting nonsense

[worthy condor]

Well your talking nonsense

[slim gulch]

are you an unc

[foggy raptor]

Vro i presented evidence regarding the fact that d4 is not superior to e4 in general

[potent parrot]

If I get boomed can I still play chess?

[azure musk]

💔I wouldn't say so

[potent parrot]

No probably they cut electricity

[obsidian berry]

chat how to get rid of tilt

[potent parrot]

Chess is draw with the perfect play

[obsidian berry]

its consuming me THIS TILT

[raw canopy]

wp wp

[azure musk]

Stop playing and come back later

[foggy raptor]

Probably is* but yea

[worthy condor]

Yet you did not? There fore I am winnen

[obsidian berry]

actually?

[azure musk]

😭😭😭

[potent parrot]

I don't play near perfect

[obsidian berry]

gg?

[worthy condor]

I am to take the cake

[raw canopy]

ggs :D

[obsidian berry]

bro it has been 49 hours

[azure musk]

what😭

[obsidian berry]

no sweap so elmo is lwk uh lwk on some good terms with canser

[foggy raptor]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/3RtiCgvjZG/analysis literally d4 is roughly equal to e4 in eval wdym

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/schizo-cat-the-voices-gif-25415230

[azure musk]

Chess is THIS awful btw💔‼️

[potent parrot]

I got alot in my mind

Feels like sun on my skin

[worthy condor]

no

Anyways

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/тайлер-дерден-разговор-обсуждение-проблем-насущных-gif-10041751196198579555

are you even real

[foggy raptor]

At this point your a true believer in d4 , bout as incurable as a cultist so end disscussion

[obsidian berry]

did i take my pills??

[potent parrot]

U played good

[azure musk]

I might not be u need ur meds

[azure musk]

I doubt😭

[tacit wren]

I brahim!

[obsidian berry]

alr alr makes sense why the tilt was tilting

[worthy condor]

Lowkey just wanted to rage bait some people

[raw canopy]

just good luck, he absolutely deleted me the other 2 matches

[azure musk]

Real

[obsidian berry]

so the chat thinks m talkling to myself here or smth?

[azure musk]

Yes

[tacit wren]

play me rapid?

[azure musk]

The chat KNOWS that you're talking to yourself elmo

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-laugh-sesame-street-laughing-kicking-feet-gif-26010845

[obsidian berry]

the fbi are watching tho watchout

[potent parrot]

Ding ding ding
Tha lalalalala cold cold like a winter storm, that's how it feels when you are not winning

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[azure musk]

The fbi cares more about this discord chat than pdfs💔

[worthy condor]

I like the moment when I break a man's ego -me/tboe

[tacit wren]

Will you play me in rapid??

[azure musk]

Nah I'm good thanks

[obsidian berry]

they care abt elmo bcz elmo is faster than elderly ppl

[raw canopy]

i lost both of these :(
interesting elo estimation though because im 1100

[tacit wren]

whyyy.

[potent parrot]

That feature is broken

[azure musk]

What the fck does that mean Kobe Bryant

[tacit wren]

2 BLUNDERS???? how does that eestimate 1600

[obsidian berry]

u are good just believe in ur moves and stop making fun of me in my tilt era pweas

[azure musk]

Don't rlly feel like playing sorry

[cursive bluff]

Yeah estimation is always way higher than actual elo

[tacit wren]

If I get 1 mistake it drops me to 1300

[obsidian berry]

i push them down the stairs

[raw canopy]

im not making fun of you! :(((

[tacit wren]

okay

[obsidian berry]

mbbb

[azure musk]

So tuff elmo

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-sesame-street-alaska-screaming-scream-gif-7166094732023911363

[raw canopy]

you see,

[obsidian berry]

"tactical blunders "

[potent parrot]

Hans hair looks like Magnus

[raw canopy]

blunders are important for accuracy, you can still play on high elo if the moves itself are complex enough

[azure musk]

Who the hell is that guy playing Hans Nieman

[potent parrot]

Is it convenient?

[tacit wren]

😭

[gloomy terrace]

i love roblox

[versed needle]

Who want a play some game

[obsidian berry]

maguns is so hot that hans cant handle it bro talking bout some "like magnus"

[tacit wren]

tactical blunders at 1600 are not normal 😭

[versed needle]

Please teach me

[azure musk]

It's very very normal

It's very normal at 2200

[tacit wren]

well...

[potent parrot]

Hans will be world champ

[raw canopy]

the goal is to throw off the enemy. Make use of the Magnus Effect

[obsidian berry]

" sure "

[gloomy terrace]

2600..? how does one reach such levels

[tacit wren]

if I make a tactical blunder at [2000] my opp is going to crush me

[potent parrot]

To finish his vilian arc

[azure musk]

By doing nothing all day but play (it's awful)💔

[obsidian berry]

wtv helps bro sleep

[azure musk]

Not always

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2339 (2347 peak)
Blitz: 2647 (2705 peak)
Bullet: 2554 (2625 peak)

[azure musk]

I'm like 60 elo below my peak

[obsidian berry]

i wish i can take a look at 2600 elo and be like " i wish i can go back to 1500 elo"

[tacit wren]

solve

[foggy raptor]

Woo i reached 700 elo

[obsidian berry]

dAAMNN thats p good

[azure musk]

I don't wish to go back to 1500💔

[potent parrot]

I tell them my religion

[azure musk]

In fact if I went below 2500 in blitz I'll delete the app forever

[obsidian berry]

there we go he wont stop

[azure musk]

No

[foggy raptor]

4× tan 20°?

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/black-handshake-druski-rapper-gif-20590250

[potent parrot]

I won't cry for U

Llaaaaa

[azure musk]

😭😭

[obsidian berry]

ye ik u aint my gf or sm shi

ur just a random discord user

[azure musk]

😂😂😂😂😂

[gloomy terrace]

800-900 is peak life

[obsidian berry]

are you?

[gloomy terrace]

after 1600 it gets rly sussy

[potent parrot]

U don't listen to music?

[azure musk]

What's ur elo

[worthy condor]

I would probably be 100% if if not one mistake 😔

[gloomy terrace]

2000 bullet

[obsidian berry]

i listen to " mommy asmr with minimal moans"

[mint plume]

wild

[gloomy terrace]

?

[azure musk]

Awesome

[obsidian berry]

MY MAN

[obsidian berry]

?!

[azure musk]

HELL YEAH‼️‼️

[tacit wren]

okay

[obsidian berry]

thats mentall lwk chill

[azure musk]

🥀

[patent crest]

guys

[obsidian berry]

https://tenor.com/view/mahoraga's-adaptation-mahoraga's-wheel-divine-general-mahoraga-makora-gif-6549350953160866281

[patent crest]

i linked my account to chess and i stil cant speak in vc

[foggy raptor]

I think u have to get trusted

[patent crest]

how do i do that?

[fossil oriole]

You need vocal cords

[foggy raptor]

Idk

[obsidian berry]

u need internet

[patent crest]

and i got a dm when i joined VC that i have to just link my account to talk

[obsidian berry]

and some brain cells

[azure musk]

Only some tho

[obsidian berry]

ye he cant get many anyways

[patent crest]

r yall stupid

[azure musk]

Real

[foggy raptor]

Apperently u have to be here for 7 days and chat on 5

[patent crest]

oh ok thank u

[obsidian berry]

he needs goddamn brain cells bro

[patent crest]

🟥 Ultras winners 05 🟥 for life
hobbies < coding , video games >
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🔴 " L'Wydadisme f 3rou9na Yjri"🔴

[foggy raptor]

Wont he lose all of it here

[obsidian berry]

cant he read ? or even search? or evenn dont bully elmo?

[patent crest]

talk about brain cells gng 🙏

[obsidian berry]

ur brain simply couldnt handle it

[patent crest]

someones tilted

[obsidian berry]

i dont blame you . its just the missing genes

[patent crest]

clearly u grew up in an abusive household

judging by the way u spend ur free time

[fading kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-rock-the-rock-gif-6658795805713564985

[patent crest]

someone got their ahh beat by their step daddy every day 😭

[obsidian berry]

what are u on buddy ?

[patent crest]

idk u tell me mr cornball

[obsidian berry]

"projection"

[obsidian berry]

"goku pfp talking"

[patent crest]

quoting that is wild

u really did js prove my point

lmfao keep quiet atp mane

[obsidian berry]

if this is rage bait it aint working m8

[patent crest]

fs

[harsh sky]

600 elo chat

[obsidian berry]

i aint saying shi when ur recording "

[harsh sky]

🥀

[patent crest]

yurp

[azure musk]

Real

[harsh sky]

400 now

[azure musk]

Yes

[slim gulch]

baddie

[patent crest]

nvm i can speak now

[zealous marsh]

I shall bump this down to 200

[obsidian berry]

how can sm1 be 500 elo and talk like that

[patent crest]

u were wrong

[obsidian berry]

damn u dont need brain cells? good for u

[patent crest]

chess is a game that people play in their free time when theyre mad broed its not a game to be taken seriously

[harsh sky]

idk what was going through bros head atp

[harsh sky]

js say ur bad n move on brodie

[azure musk]

Your ragebait used to be decent

[patent crest]

funy thing is the only game u MIGHT be better than me at is this game

[obsidian berry]

ye wtv helps bro sleep

[patent crest]

literally nothing else gng 🙏 \

[azure musk]

How much do you bench btw

[patent crest]

he doesnt

[limpid viper]

good cope

[azure musk]

I hit big pr recently‼️🙏

[patent crest]

he plays chess every day he doesnt bench

[obsidian berry]

proly weight

[patent crest]

cb

[azure musk]

😂😂

[azure musk]

I think he does

@harsh sky

[harsh sky]

[harsh sky]

i def dont

[azure musk]

Ohh

[azure musk]

I thought u said u did tho