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Why-Do-I-3ven-Try (1039) vs. Kitchenp (1067)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 Qb6 3. d4 e5 4. dxe5 Bc5 5. Qd2 Nh6 6. h3 Na6 7. Ng5 O-O 8. Bxa6 Qxa6 9. Nc3 d5 10. exd5 Bf5 11. e6 fxe6 12. Nxe6 Bxf2+ 13. Qxf2 Rfe8 14. Bxh6 cxd5 15. Qxf5 Rxe6+ 16. Kf2 Rf6 17. Qxf6 Qxf6+ 18. Kg1 Qxh6 19. Nxd5 Re8 20. Kh2 Qd6+ 21. Nf4 Qxf4+ 22. g3 

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Rapid: 1046 (1057 peak)
Blitz: 1019 (peak)
Bullet: 973 (1012 peak)

[clever kernel]

holy chud

[clever kernel]

nice blitz and bullet ratings,youre pretty good

[alpine nimbus]

those london players

[wicked hill]

Nu uh bullet need to also be 4 digit for it to be good

[sturdy violet]

i remade ur position with editing and showed u what u could do

[low loom]

If that’s the guy in the pfp, then he is a lot closer to hell than you are…

[clever kernel]

play KID against london,most LS plyers use hanging pawns rep wich had a weakness against KID

[alpine nimbus]

ohh yeah taht a better position

[sturdy violet]

i accidentally forgot to delete the other pawn so js ignore how it cloned

[west cobalt]

What’s wrong w it

[sturdy violet]

wait so what did u do instead?

[clever kernel]

explain

[alpine nimbus]

i did whats better for all of us

[sturdy violet]

what did u do that was better

dont tell me u resigned

[alpine nimbus]

resigne

[sturdy violet]

OH MY GFOSADDSABDUSBUDBVDABVASVBASAFFASFAS

[alpine nimbus]

i will not wast my time in a losing position

[oblique dagger]

2700elo game 💀

[sturdy violet]

its a rook vs queen endgame if u play it right you could win

you also have 5 pawns while they have 4

[alpine nimbus]

idc

[sturdy violet]

if u played it right u would have won

son ur 1000 elo you should know this

[mortal bronze]

is this what i am missing

[oblique dagger]

Im seeing crazy stuff rn 2750 vs 2700 10-5

🥶

[native musk]

Turbine

[sturdy violet]

but it says ur 1600

[oblique dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1461867549011611698/togif.gif

[native musk]

@mortal bronze tell deng to unblock me like you can't just have the prime minister blocked

[alpine nimbus]

my furry is back

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/nanami-pgr-shield-bashing-skeleton-shield-banging-gif-2311087012117420766

[mortal bronze]

@oblique dagger unblock @native musk

[oblique dagger]

Hell nah 2 blocked msgs

[mortal bronze]

xd

[wicked hill]

Lol

[oblique dagger]

They are too tuf

[oblique dagger]

Idk whos that

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shield-bashing-warrior-banging-gif-4338452386513641626

[wicked hill]

Understandnable have a nice day

[oblique dagger]

Thx u too

[native musk]

@warm flicker

[mortal bronze]

unblock then. you don't have to add him as friends

[rustic crag]

hello chess players

[oblique dagger]

Why TwT

[warm flicker]

?

[rustic crag]

and chess haters

[native musk]

67

[mortal bronze]

he told me to tell you to unblock him

[sturdy violet]

who wanna 1v1 me on lichess

[mortal bronze]

in the end, it's your choice

[sturdy violet]

whoever does has to create a link tho

dihliciousnes is typing...

[clever kernel]

definition of this sticker LMAO

[sturdy violet]

what is that name vro

[clever kernel]

"but it says you're 1600" classic blundere

[native musk]

Blunderer

[clever kernel]

ok buddy noah

[warm flicker]

Ne5+ 🙁

[sturdy violet]

hey man whats wrong with being named noah

[oblique dagger]

My choice has been made a while ago owo

[clever kernel]

lowkirkentuallyblundihlicioussnesis

[rustic crag]

absolute randomness

[oblique dagger]

Yuh

[rustic crag]

💀

[oblique dagger]

Game took 5s

[warm flicker]

there is probably a mate for black here

[kindred crypt]

hi guys im new

[alpine nimbus]

@oblique dagger let me crack let me crack

[sturdy violet]

mf js came and hes a spammer

[alpine nimbus]

yup

[warm flicker]

thats an animal

[clever kernel]

1 message hidded from likely spammer

[sturdy violet]

it is called boykisser for a reason

[wicked hill]

Isnt he son #1?

[alpine nimbus]

me or her?

[sturdy violet]

wait arent we all animals

[warm flicker]

honestly bro i forget which son is which 😭

[warm flicker]

that thing

[wicked hill]

Lol

[clever kernel]

albanian citizenship test can you play the ciftelie

[alpine nimbus]

best think is h6 right

[sturdy violet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0

[sturdy violet]

can u please show us the numbers i dont know where h6 is

[wicked hill]

Arent you already blocked by him?

[kindred crypt]

:/

[alpine nimbus]

what do you mean?

[sturdy violet]

eh not really the best

[clever kernel]

Qc5 maybe?

[spark path]

I just got a new record of 667 elo in rapid today

[alpine nimbus]

@oblique dagger did you block me?

[spark path]

Still aiming for the 1000 by end of year thing

[clever kernel]

yeah but now it isnt threatening anything

[sturdy violet]

do rf6 threatening the rook and its being protected

[clever kernel]

you can maybe sac the rook for something calculate that

[alpine nimbus]

yeah

[alpine nimbus]

it live game you know dont help me

and i all ready played a lot moves

[clever kernel]

i think Re3 might work

[alpine nimbus]

this is check mate in 2 right

[dark scroll]

i completed my first puzzle today so tuff

[sturdy violet]

andd u js hung the rook

[clever kernel]

play the damn game

[alpine nimbus]

what?

[warm flicker]

yes: Rxf1+ Qe1 Rxe1#

[neon aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1476326646540927078/SPOILER_attachment.gif

[kindred crypt]

u cant trick me

[clever kernel]

Rf2 wins the rook back of queen takes and if pawn takes there might be something else

[alpine nimbus]

all that and no blunders

[warm flicker]

Rf1

[alpine nimbus]

i all ready play it

[clever kernel]

the sac idea doesnt work right

[warm flicker]

are you sending live games

[alpine nimbus]

and i win he resigned

[clever kernel]

just making sure

[warm flicker]

how are you sacing

[clever kernel]

this position

[sturdy violet]

thats rook f3

[clever kernel]

typo

[alpine nimbus]

what do you mean i all ready plaed it and waiting for his move

[warm flicker]

yeah what sac are you doing here?

[warm flicker]

you still cant do that

[clever kernel]

idk gng its 12 3p my head hurts i cant calculate anything

[warm flicker]

so this is WTM?

i figured but i couldnt tell

[clever kernel]

maybe theres perpetual,it just feels like a tachitically rich position

[warm flicker]

that's why I said rf1

[alpine nimbus]

just forget about it cause i all ready played a move befor sending it

[warm flicker]

black is winning easily

[sturdy violet]

wait but if u do rook f3 they can js move the king to the queen making that useless

[alpine nimbus]

black is 1050 elo

[clever kernel]

why would they move the king

sob

[sturdy violet]

cause rook f3 is check sone

[warm flicker]

i mean if both sides play correctly, of course

[clever kernel]

THEY CAN TAKE

[alpine nimbus]

in the review they said i am 1300 elo

[sturdy violet]

but they would lose their queen are u deadass

[sturdy violet]

wait let me draw ts out for u rq

[merry bough]

who are you betting on to win the ICCF 75th Anniversary Correspondence Chess Championship?

My money is on Tomilin

[smoky ivy]

Haven't played Chess for a few weeks now

[warm flicker]

this is one of those positions with really weird maneuvering if you play well. this is too far in but i am sure there is a mate for black: Rf1 Rc7 Rc1 a4 Qe3 Qf8 Rxb6 a3 Qg1 Rdd7 Qg3 Rd8 Ke2 Qe7 Rb5 a2 Ra5 Ra7 Qxe5 Qxe5 Rxa7 Qxh5+ Ke3 Qg5+ Ke2 Qg2+ Ke3 Qg3+ Ke2 Rf8 Rf1 Qg2+ Ke3 Qxf1 Kd4 Qf2+ Kd5 Qxa7

[warm flicker]

found it: c3 a1=Q e5 Qxc3 d4 Qcxd4+ Ke6 Qad7#

[alpine nimbus]

all that

[wicked hill]

Which position are you talking about rn

[native musk]

Ain't visualizing allat

[warm flicker]

wtm

[alpine nimbus]

this is mate but they didnt see it

[empty solstice]

Yoooooo I just hit 1700 for the first time after over a year in the 1500-1600 plateau

[warm flicker]

good job

[clever kernel]

they dont

[clever kernel]

youre right Rd1/Rf1 is best

[alpine nimbus]

Qb4+ if kinge3 mate in 3

[sturdy violet]

i made this easier for you (its not polished cause im too lazy for that so it looks kinda bad)

[clever kernel]

mate they just take with the queen

[warm flicker]

it's white to move so how does this work

[sturdy violet]

wait really? i thought it was black to move

[warm flicker]

noo

[clever kernel]

hes saying if you sac the rook first i think

WAIT WHAT

[sturdy violet]

do you finally see it?

[alpine nimbus]

it is black to move

[clever kernel]

no it doesnt work

i calculated it

[warm flicker]

correct but white will not move the king he will play cxd3

[wicked hill]

[sturdy violet]

the original poster js said it was black to move

[sturdy violet]

so this is still correct

[quaint jasper]

erm actually

[clever kernel]

no Queen takest

[alpine nimbus]

Qb4+ if kinge3 mate in 3

[warm flicker]

you said you were posting your position in between moves. so now youre completely cheating

and you lied

[sturdy violet]

i literally js showed u a physical description of the entire position that could happen yet ur still saying its wrong?

[warm flicker]

what?

[alpine nimbus]

wtf black is the one who moves what do you mean

[warm flicker]

again, youre a lying cheater if thats the case

were you playing white or black?

[clever kernel]

if the queen doesnt take you just lose to the pin

[alpine nimbus]

black

[clever kernel]

Qxf3 is best

or wtv

[wicked hill]

[clever kernel]

e*

[sturdy violet]

dihliciousness do you FINALLY see the entire thing?

[clever kernel]

ts pmo NOAH IT JUST DOESNT WORK

[sturdy violet]

HOW TF DOESNT IT WORK??? THE EVIDENE IS RIGHT THERE

[warm flicker]

so youre cheating and lying

[clever kernel]

GO AT LICHESS ANALYSE THE POSITION

ASK THE DAMN ENGINE

[warm flicker]

Ke1 Qc3+ Kf1 Rf3 Rhg1 Rxf2+ Kxf2 Qxc2+ Ke3 Qc3+ Ke2 Qc7

[alpine nimbus]

tf do you mean

[sturdy violet]

IT DOES WORK YOUR JS STUPID

[warm flicker]

youre sending a live game in the chat

[alpine nimbus]

you know the game ended in like 5 min ago

[warm flicker]

you sent the image longer ago than that

20 minutes ago

[alpine nimbus]

i know but i just said who is winng

[clever kernel]

the sacrifice doesnt work,just a blunder,i just said maybe sac since it seemed like a tactical position

[warm flicker]

thatss cheating. this helps you

[alpine nimbus]

thats an other one you

[warm flicker]

im saying Ke1 doesnt work. you must play cxd3

[torn sparrow]

🥀

[alpine nimbus]

that was for the mate in 2

[warm flicker]

no that was to the same game i replied with

[wicked hill]

💔

[clever kernel]

im so lost i didnt mention Ke1?? its not even possible if Rxe3

[alpine nimbus]

...

[warm flicker]

no it wasnt. check the timestamp

[warm flicker]

i wasnt replying to this message

[clever kernel]

OMFG WHAT IS HAPPENING IM LOST WHAT AM I EVEN SAYING RAHHHHH

[warm flicker]

look at the timestamp

[clever kernel]

it was obvious he was cheating

why r we tryna prove anything

[alpine nimbus]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/165211343164 here is the game see it like you want

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Olimxon89 (1095) vs. Why-Do-I-3ven-Try (1048)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nf6 3. d3 Bc5 4. h3 d5 5. Bxd5 Nxd5 6. exd5 Qxd5 7. Nf3 O-O 8. Nc3 Qe6 9. Be3 Bxe3 10. fxe3 Nc6 11. Qe2 b6 12. O-O-O Bb7 13. e4 Rad8 14. a3 a5 15. h4 Nd4 16. Nxd4 Rxd4 17. g4 Bc8 18. g5 Qg6 19. Nd5 Kh8 20. Nxc7 Be6 21. Nxe6 Qxe6 22. Rdg1 Qa2 23. h5 Qa1+ 24. Kd2 Qxb2 25. Ke3 Qxa3 26. g6 h6 27. gxf7 Rxf7 28. Rg6 Qc5 29. Kd2 Qb4+ 30. Ke3 Rd6 31. Rhg1 a4 32. Rxd6 Qxd6 33. Rg6 Qd4+ 34. Kd2 Qb4+ 35. Kc1 a3 36. Qe3 Rf1+ 

[sturdy violet]

i have made an exact recreation of the situation

[clever kernel]

i mean if you sac the rook the best move is taking with the queen.Wich noah was incisting that rook sac works

[clever kernel]

brother took u long enough

[wicked hill]

F3 e5 g4 qh4#

[clever kernel]

i already analysed the game on lichess and played it against the engine

[sturdy violet]

THE SYSTEM AGREED WITH ME IT SAYS THE POSITION THAT I DID WAS BETTER THAN TAKING THE ROOK

[clever kernel]

😭💔

[sturdy violet]

better by a whole 0.2 points

[quaint jasper]

bro said the system

[warm flicker]

he does so in the image

[clever kernel]

stockfish 18 says Rd1 is best

[warm flicker]

better than cxd3? no. turn the depth up

nobody is saying Kxd3 lol

they're around equal but cxd3 is slightly better probably

here ill load it up

[sturdy violet]

stockfish says or system idk i forgot thinks ur move is a mistake

[patent night]

Who's gonna win? São Paulo or Coritiba?

[warm flicker]

yes it is

[merry bough]

in this position, black resigned. What did black (and white) see?

[clever kernel]

buckaroo 1 thats an inaccuracy 2 my move wasnt that and 3 its an engine 4 obviously ive been telling u for 20 mins straight it doesnt work jackass

[sturdy violet]

bishop h5 the other bishop is trapped

[clever kernel]

😭💔

[patent night]

Black's Knight and bishop were stuck?

[merry bough]

[clever kernel]

what does computer think about the original position either Rd1 or Rf1 right

[sturdy violet]

why are u doing the bruh no face

[merry bough]

black is not in zuzgwang, there are infinite free king tempi with Kh6-Kg7

[merry bough]

why would you trade your good bishop for a bad bishop like that

[warm flicker]

you win the a pawn and then the rest fall

[sturdy violet]

u cant capture anything because its protected by another layer of pawns its practically useless

[merry bough]

how do you win that pawn

[clever kernel]

white horesy and black horesy suck booty in this position nvl6

[merry bough]

and that's where you're wrong

[merry bough]

yes, but how do you actually break through

[warm flicker]

and then you start promoting. something like: Nf7 Nxb7 Nh8 Nd8 Bf7 Bxa6 Ng6+ Kg3 h6 Nxc6 Be8 Nd4 h5 b5 Nf8

[sturdy violet]

how am i wrong

[merry bough]

this is good practice, because i know a lot of you end up with positions like this

[clever kernel]

punch ur opponent

[merry bough]

what if black keeps the knight on d8, gurading b7

[sturdy violet]

genuinely your dumb as hell

[warm flicker]

Nxb7

[merry bough]

there is a way to break through

[alpine nimbus]

if he play any dump move i will send it

[merry bough]

Nxb7!! is the key idea

[vivid folio]

:blund

[warm flicker]

if takes Bxa7 Nd8 Bc8 Nf7 a6 and you win

[vivid folio]

[alpine nimbus]

he think he could win

[clever kernel]

G4

[vivid folio]

[warm flicker]

bro stop 😭

[alpine nimbus]

i will win

[vivid folio]

[zealous plaza]

Hello plebs

[vivid folio]

https://tenor.com/view/dick-cock-oh-yeah-dance-dancing-dick-gif-4598785

[merry bough]

Bxa6, not Bxa7, but yes

[alpine nimbus]

see

[clever kernel]

i was thinking maybe,but it seemed dumb

[merry bough]

also, if doesn't take, then Bxa6 anyway

[warm flicker]

typo

[merry bough]

yeah

[warm flicker]

stop sending games YOURE PLAYING

[clever kernel]

is it because a knight cant stop 2 pawns

[vivid folio]

https://tenor.com/view/dick-cock-oh-yeah-dance-dancing-dick-gif-4598785

[alpine nimbus]

i all ready played

[sturdy violet]

<@&745328830649991179>

[warm flicker]

you sent this image AFTER the game?

[merry bough]

this is why new users don't have image perms, look at the name of that GIF

[alpine nimbus]

yes

[clever kernel]

gotham did tell me a horse cant stop an avalanche ig he wad right

[vivid folio]

🙂

[alpine nimbus]

i send the winng move

[alpine nimbus]

...

[smoky ivy]

HOLY HELL i am not washed! Won 2/3 games

[warm flicker]

ok ill believe you

[smoky ivy]

Now my elo is 969

nice

[vivid folio]

Wing move…

[smoky ivy]

Winding Gaster

[merry bough]

knight and bishop sacs in blocked positions are crucial to improving your rating. In this game, black was trying to hold a draw against an opponent 400 points higher rated

[alpine nimbus]

winning

[merry bough]

2395 vs 1992

basically this is what separates high level players from average players

[alpine nimbus]

i blundered a horse

[merry bough]

if you can't win against someone much lower rated that is attempting to completely blockade the position and play for a draw, you won't stay at your rating for long

[oblique dagger]

Meow

[smoky ivy]

Horsey on their way to wreck havoc once you don't keep them in check

[merry bough]

nya :3

[smoky ivy]

Absolute boykiller

[oblique dagger]

[oblique dagger]

Rawrr~ ;3

[merry bough]

Good boy/girl/bean? idk because you have all pronouns on your server roles

[alpine nimbus]

suush

[oblique dagger]

Good boy~ >.<

[merry bough]

good boy :3

headpats

[unique bloom]

what kind of roleplay am i seeing

in a chess server dang it

[merry bough]

average catgirl and catboy behavior

anyway, back to chess

[unique bloom]

yall studying the cat gambit

[oblique dagger]

Thx daddy~ ;3

[merry bough]

so as I was saying, those knight and bishop sacs win drawn games

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cats-memes-i-love-gif-14945610996281344310

[merry bough]

Daddy?? I'm a girl

[oblique dagger]

Thx mommy~ >_<

[alpine nimbus]

so mommy?

[unique bloom]

what is this

[sturdy violet]

dude tried to trap me but i did 1 move and he resigned

[unique bloom]

why tho

bro was completely winning

[oblique dagger]

He didnt get the mate but he got the fork

[merry bough]

big sis is better, and if the World lasts more than 25 moves against Judit Polgar, I'll have to call everyone in the server big sis/big bro for a day for every move past that we last

[sturdy violet]

i realized my mistake right after the move

[oblique dagger]

Its brillant u couldve gotten mate

[golden solstice]

Hello

[oblique dagger]

Good morning

[unique bloom]

nice timezone

[golden solstice]

But its 23:37

[unique bloom]

this is kinda complicated

[native musk]

I am sorry

[worn ingot]

interesting

[golden solstice]

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the Blunder one.

[clever kernel]

no ur racist

[merry bough]

you ever see a position and it's only 15 moves in but you can already tell one side is cooked?

[alpine nimbus]

omg look at what i did

[wind notch]

?

[warm flicker]

🐈‍⬛

[alpine nimbus]

its all ready finished so

[alpine nimbus]

the bishop

[wind notch]

o

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1058 (peak)
Blitz: 1019 (peak)
Bullet: 973 (1012 peak)

[zealous plaza]

Aura ratings

[native musk]

Guess the person lmao

[alpine nimbus]

yeah

[sturdy violet]

chat the difference between 300 elo and 400 elo is INSANE

ive gone through 400 elo like 6 times

412 to 390 over and over again

nothing below that

[fossil oriole]

How to play chess

[sturdy violet]

the MOMENT i go back to the 300 level its so much easier

[alpine nimbus]

is that even 1000 elo player????
https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/165212700110/review
he is cheating for sure

[frosty peak]

Adil_u07 (1089) vs. Why-Do-I-3ven-Try (1051)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 e5 3. Nc3 exd4 4. Qxd4 Nf6 5. Bg5 Nc6 6. Qe3+ Be7 7. Bxf6 gxf6 8. cxd5 Nb4 9. Qc1 Nxd5 10. e4 Nxc3 11. Qxc3 Be6 12. Nf3 Qd6 13. a3 O-O-O 14. Be2 f5 15. Rd1 Qb6 16. O-O Rdg8 17. Bd3 fxe4 18. Bxe4 Bh3 19. Ne5 Bd6 20. Nxf7 Rg4 21. Bf5+ Kb8 22. Qxh8+ Bf8 23. Qxf8# 

[shadow elbow]

Maybe

[alpine nimbus]

ok not cheating

[fossil oriole]

He has 78 accuracy

[simple dagger]

Shesh, Danish Opening

[sturdy violet]

why didnt u castle? u wasted a move on going back with ur queen

[shadow elbow]

He wants to take pawn

[alpine nimbus]

idk my brain doesnt work after 00:00

[sturdy violet]

so theres another horse guarding that pawn are we so fr

[shadow elbow]

Why

[sturdy violet]

this is why

[shadow elbow]

He can bring bishop to pin knight

[supple cradle]

[sturdy violet]

if u castle thats not a problem

[fossil oriole]

Can someone teach me chess I lose to 100 elo opponent always

[shadow elbow]

What if you dont

[sturdy violet]

well then your js dumb

[unique bloom]

you forcefully lose your rook

[shadow elbow]

Maybe ur smart tho

[unique bloom]

and using your queen would just waste tempo

[sturdy violet]

yea "maybe" its not guaranteed

[sturdy violet]

the smart people castle

[buoyant gyro]

No, that'd allow a queen fork

[sturdy violet]

thats literally what i said son

[shadow elbow]

What's a queen fork

[unique bloom]

cool i wasn’t there when you said that btw🔥

[buoyant gyro]

I mean you can fork it with the queen

[unique bloom]

worst message mathematically possible

[shadow elbow]

What does that mean

[buoyant gyro]

Qa4+ then you win the bishop

[alpine nimbus]

i keept losing

[unique bloom]

me too

[buoyant gyro]

Wow that's crazy, look at the black's best move here

[fossil oriole]

I lose to 100 elo opponent. Can I become 50 elo so I can win

They dont allow me to fall below 100

[buoyant gyro]

Who THE HELL would castle here

who in their right mind

wow check this out

I think if he castles, you go Qg3 thinking you got him

[alpine nimbus]

idk my brain doesnt work propply after midnight

[buoyant gyro]

He can block with the bishop and after h3 black goes f4 and saves himself

wait no

he'd lose the bishop

[fair garnet]

Help me

[sturdy violet]

lowkenuinely ur selling

[fair garnet]

please

[sturdy violet]

what u need help with

[fair garnet]

i lost position where i could have won😭

[sturdy violet]

was it by chance this position

[fair garnet]

no

[alpine nimbus]

selling what?

[sturdy violet]

selling the bag cause you make the WORST possible choices

[alpine nimbus]

i know

[buoyant gyro]

Why don't you do some puzzles? It'd surely get you out of that elo

[wary token]

How do i reach 3000 in bullet ?

[alpine nimbus]

i just hang a knight

[buoyant gyro]

Get reborn

[sturdy violet]

gamble

[warm flicker]

how is that crazy

[buoyant gyro]

It isn't when you look at it, but at first it looks a bit crazy to me

[warm flicker]

id play that instantly. whats wrong with it

[buoyant gyro]

That's why youre better than me, but still looks crazy to me

[wary token]

@buoyant gyro how did you reach 3000 bullet

[buoyant gyro]

I mean, I agree it's not crazy, because how do u capitalize

[warm flicker]

i cant even begin to understand what looks crazy. youre removing your rook from danger and your bishop is no longer pinned

[alpine nimbus]

any one down for UNRATED game

[warm flicker]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

that's step 1

[buoyant gyro]

Just the fact that your g pawn is not there

[sturdy violet]

100 ELO DIFFERENCE?????

[alpine nimbus]

any one???

[alpine nimbus]

so what?

[wary token]

@warm flicker Whats the benefit of connecting

[warm flicker]

oh I see. it's just worth the cost.

[alpine nimbus]

conect your acc so idk

[sturdy violet]

higher elo= more skill

[warm flicker]

1. youre no longer a second class citizen 2. can send media

[void atlas]

h

[buoyant gyro]

I mean white has no dark square bishop to instantly capitalize nor any available pieces and he has problems of his own

[warm flicker]

3. we can see your rating 4. people can check your cc account

[sturdy violet]

luckily i won cause i think his wifi turned off causing me to win

[void atlas]

400 elo xd

[wind notch]

who wants to play me im 700 elo

[buoyant gyro]

Says every 1600+

[sturdy violet]

made this account 3 days ago dont judge me

[wind notch]

i am tho

i wish i was 1600

[buoyant gyro]

So you could go back to the old days?

[wind notch]

bro

[sturdy violet]

guys im on a roll right now

[wind notch]

I'm 740 elo

[buoyant gyro]

How

[void atlas]

free

[wind notch]

so who wants to play

im 740

[fossil oriole]

I want to become 20 elo

[pale pollen]

I delete the chess.com app from my mac

[sturdy violet]

do you like doing traps alot?

[pale pollen]

lol

[warm flicker]

seems legit

[warm flicker]

why

[void atlas]

?

[buoyant gyro]

Bruh even 1500s blunder hard

[pale pollen]

Everytime I click on a chess.com link like to analyse a game, it opens the app when I want the website

[sturdy violet]

thats one of the only ways u could checkmate so early

[buoyant gyro]

Try to open it from Opera browser, you can also open youtube there

[warm flicker]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yuko-yoshida

[buoyant gyro]

Wait that's unrelated, sorry, it's clicking the link that's the problem

[sturdy violet]

im js as dope as banandope now

now im tuff

[void atlas]

xd

[buoyant gyro]

I'm really kinda on a roll these few days I got from like 1190 to 1340 on rapid and increased my blitz rating as well by 159 this week

[warm flicker]

i enjoyed this

[pale pollen]

ahhhh lmao

[spice root]

ts is NOT tuff

[pale pollen]

true

Damn I destroyed a guy that played d4 against me

[shadow elbow]

How

[pale pollen]

ooff he played so bad

[violet turtle]

I see mate in 1

[shadow elbow]

It's not checkmate he can move still

[pale pollen]

ik but he resign

[void atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841386143895126046/1289054148213477427/beer.gif

[shadow elbow]

He can clutch

[novel wren]

Your username is so cool

[violet turtle]

Slide the queen and bait it

[buoyant gyro]

wow did you calculate that taking his bishop opens up the a6 square for your bishop?

[pale pollen]

I'm too strong

[solid meteor]

hi

[fossil oriole]

So many mathcord users are also on this server

[void atlas]

easily

[shadow elbow]

He can just use stockfish duh

[buoyant gyro]

I meant before you made the knight move

[pale pollen]

I can beat stockfish in this position

[shadow elbow]

Why

[pale pollen]

mate he's cooked

[shadow elbow]

It's not mate yet

[pale pollen]

I mean beat*

[pale pollen]

Ik but the position is dead lost

[shadow elbow]

How

[buoyant gyro]

After the queen trade, the knight is undefendable

and you're a knight and a rook up

[shadow elbow]

He can just get your queen with the knight

[buoyant gyro]

It's pinned

[pale pollen]

Bro I take the rook on h1 and then I will win the knight couple of moves after

[pale pollen]

It's pinned

[shadow elbow]

He gets the queen and after he get checked he can just move his king

[pale pollen]

Yeah

[pale pollen]

Do you know what a pin is

[shadow elbow]

Yes

[buoyant gyro]

It goes like this: Kc1 Qxh1+, Qb1 Qxb1, Kxb1 Ne4 And white can resign

[pale pollen]

yes

[buoyant gyro]

nice one, what opening was it?

[shadow elbow]

Rook

[pale pollen]

london

[buoyant gyro]

I hate london players

I mean I hate playing against it, though I shouldn't because yeah, it's studyable

[pale pollen]

I smashed him

[slim hawk]

Any low elo heros for some practice rapid

[shadow elbow]

Me

[slim hawk]

Send Challenge to CillianKane my dude

[slim hawk]

or give your ign

[warm flicker]

why do you even hate playing against it

it's fun

[slim hawk]

Lol just got another notification saying elo refund because cheater, how many cheater at 600 elo man xD

[slim hawk]

You sending or whats happening pirate king

[warm flicker]

is it fair?

[buoyant gyro]

Mainly because I haven't gotten to studying it

[slim hawk]

Last call for some low elo practice rapid?

[solid meteor]

rating?

[slim hawk]

400-700

[rain nova]

the bishop in the corner

[slim hawk]

400-700 (im 550 rn)

[rain nova]

im 720 rn

[slim hawk]

fancy a rapid game?

[rain nova]

na

Im kinda busy

[slim hawk]

cool cool cool cool

[solid meteor]

i'm not even in 400🤣

[rain nova]

i got 95.8% in a rapid game

[slim hawk]

haha lets give it a go,

[solid meteor]

3 matches

[slim hawk]

Sure, Can you sernd challenge? names is CIllianKane

[solid meteor]

ye

[rain nova]

19 moves

[heady bear]

MORNING CHAT

[heady bear]

Wanna do a match

[fiery chasm]

1600 LETS GOOOO

[buoyant gyro]

I honestly think there's no excuse and I probably gotta stop blundering, like, this move is the kinda crap they do in 1300, I must be really bad

[golden kiln]

What's the plan for a 1300 here

Or did they just.. not want that rook

[buoyant gyro]

He was tryna hit at the center or something and activate his bishop? Go figure what's going on in his mind. I was more like he he's gonna have a passed pawn and I'm screwed

Stockfish could defend this, I probably couldn't

[golden kiln]

Most people above 1600 could

[buoyant gyro]

You see, the thing is, I don't get into alot of endgames, and here you can see why

Someone usually makes a major mistake somewhere along the way

[long scarab]

Hey guys

[buoyant gyro]

Yo

[long scarab]

My endgame is the strongest

[buoyant gyro]

You must be Magnus Carlsen

[long scarab]

Nah I'm not even half his rating lol 😂😂😂

[buoyant gyro]

lol what's your rating, lemme guess 1550?

[long scarab]

Damn

[buoyant gyro]

Still higher than me

[long scarab]

It's 1500

[buoyant gyro]

You can connect your chess.com account btw

[long scarab]

Yes I know

[golden kiln]

Did you take the pawn?

[long scarab]

Which title doyou have ?

[buoyant gyro]

Ofc it's a no brainer a game winner

He then let me trade the rooks and go into an easy endgame

[golden kiln]

Exf4 Bxf4 Bxa1 Rxa1 isnt too terrible

[golden kiln]

Im not titled

[long scarab]

Oh

[golden kiln]

Tilted

Not titled

[long scarab]

😂😂😂🤣

mb

[golden kiln]

Im 200 elo below being titled itl

[buoyant gyro]

wow, nice

[golden kiln]

No

[long scarab]

Dammn 3k blitz 3k bullet 2500 rapid damnn

[golden kiln]

5000 hours in 4 years is unhealthy

[copper falcon]

Ye

[long scarab]

I have 70 hours per month

[buoyant gyro]

But you can probably coach people at this point, no?

[golden kiln]

Im close to 4hrs/day

[copper falcon]

Yes

[golden kiln]

I do

[copper falcon]

My dad is also a coach

[long scarab]

R u trying to become a titled player?

[copper falcon]

Me to

[golden kiln]

My best student is sai, he went from 430->1500 in a month

[long scarab]

My big brothers a coach

[buoyant gyro]

What resources do you recommend I should study to improve

[copper falcon]

W

[golden kiln]

Mostly

[golden kiln]

Solo analysis? GothamChess? Chessable?

[wary token]

You are 3000 blitz and not titled strength ?

[buoyant gyro]

ok ty

[golden kiln]

Nah it takes me a long time to get anywhere where tournaments are

[copper falcon]

Kh

[golden kiln]

So I would like to be, but, school challenges it

[fiery chasm]

im 300 points stronger and yet i still get opponents like this at the 1500 rating

[golden kiln]

Won my schools tournament though, 4 times in a month

[long scarab]

I watch gotham and Daniel Naroditsky's slow runs

[golden kiln]

RIP 🙏

[copper falcon]

Hi

[golden kiln]

Hi

[fiery chasm]

would recommend slowkaru

[long scarab]

I've got my final exam in 2 hours and here I am 😭😭

[copper falcon]

I am 1300 rated and I wanna become a rated titled player

[fiery chasm]

good luck

[long scarab]

Slowkaru 😂😂😂

[golden kiln]

Hikaru whooped me 11 times on his stream

[copper falcon]

I'm young

[fiery chasm]

we all wanted to.

[long scarab]

Damn

[golden kiln]

Keep learning the nitty gritty of calculations and risk evaluation

[copper falcon]

But you didn't put the effort I started to

[long scarab]

You could aim for fide arena master

[fiery chasm]

what beef did you got with him

[copper falcon]

Gm

[golden kiln]

We just queued once and its disrespectful to only play once

[copper falcon]

Ngl I'm gonna put all the work

[fiery chasm]

you have to play in FIDE online arena

[golden kiln]

So we kept rematchint

[fiery chasm]

cool but its Hikaru 😭

[golden kiln]

So?

[copper falcon]

U played Hikaru?!

[fiery chasm]

nothing else i should say, playing hikaru is already an achievement

[golden kiln]

Hold on I can find our exact record but its like 8-2-12

[copper falcon]

W

[fiery chasm]

for GM you need to be at least 2500 FIDE, earn all GM Norms with a performance of 2500+

[copper falcon]

U are good imma dm u in 1 year friend me and I'll dm u

[golden kiln]

I beat a 1600 premoving the first 11 moves of a bullet match and won up a knight

[copper falcon]

I'm ready i got 50 books to study in a year and 20 tournaments.

[fiery chasm]

go for NM or CM first when you reach 2000 @copper falcon

[golden kiln]

Fm?

[fiery chasm]

FM would be after CM?

[golden kiln]

Fm is coolest

[copper falcon]

Ye then fm and Im and gm ik about chess man stop

[fiery chasm]

sure ig, what ever his heart desires

[copper falcon]

Ik bout chess

[golden kiln]

As a 1300

[copper falcon]

.

[golden kiln]

Sorry

[fiery chasm]

still a long way to go.

[golden kiln]

As a 1600

[fiery chasm]

just like me.

[copper falcon]

Its fine.

[golden kiln]

.

[fiery chasm]

yes, i suck as a 1600.

[golden kiln]

Who said allat

[fiery chasm]

myself prob, i will take huge break and maybe study on with the Woodpecker method

[solid meteor]

i got an 0-3 i hate u so much @slim hawk

[sturdy violet]

yo why is everybody tan

[copper falcon]

My peak is 1500

[sturdy violet]

why havent any of yall made an account

[copper falcon]

I lost ratings playing at 2 am

[fiery chasm]

we know being tilted hurts 😭

[slim hawk]

you play good for 300 bro! youll get way better easily

[sturdy violet]

lemme 1v1 me

[solid meteor]

[slim hawk]

CillianKane

[sturdy violet]

i gotta avenge erms

[solid meteor]

plz

[copper falcon]

[slim hawk]

I am not good dont misunderstand the chat hahaha

[copper falcon]

Oh lmao

I thought u were cooking

[slim hawk]

bro no way 3/2 i dont do blitz

[solid meteor]

I got checkmated three times without even realizing it

[copper falcon]

[solid meteor]

pls* sorry

[slim hawk]

you played well before those, just get use to checklines etc and youll be way better

[solid meteor]

the defeat ended me🤣

[copper falcon]

Why?

[copper falcon]

Sorry why?

It's fine it happened with me too

[solid meteor]

idk

[copper falcon]

Before when I was 100

[copper falcon]

[solid meteor]

spotify was playing hard

[golden kiln]

?

[blazing shale]

How the fck am I so average at chess

[golden kiln]

Because you suck, which is average

Hope this helps 😃

[copper falcon]

Gtg bye gng

[golden kiln]

No one voted for e3

[copper falcon]

Grind

[slim hawk]

you might be average at chess compared to a bunch of nerds that bothered to join a chess.com discord, most likely out of absolutely everyone that knows how to play chess youll be way better than average

[blazing shale]

Knowing how to play is very vague. I wouldn't consider someone who only knows how pieces move to be able to play chess

I think playing chess starts at like 1800 cc

[slim hawk]

I think thats such an insane take that 1800 is where chess starts

[blazing shale]

It's just my opinion. 1800 is beginner level

[slim hawk]

CHess is way too elitest, Someone at 500 is playing the exact game, maybe not to the same extent

[warm flicker]

hello

[golden kiln]

It's not the same

[slim hawk]

how so, they have their opener, they are trying to promote pawn, get checkmate

[warm flicker]

if you know the rules you can play the game

[slim hawk]

they might not know lines to 20 moves, but they know 5

[warm flicker]

true

[solid meteor]

for real

[warm flicker]

if youre really bad at basketball and can barely dribble you can still play basketball

[blazing shale]

Anything below is either someone who isn't trying because they have other matters to attend to, or just hot trash

[warm flicker]

imagine someone said youre not playing as youre shooting the ball because you arent making any shots 😹

[slim hawk]

There are not tools at their disposal at 600 elo that they are not aware of, so by that fact they are playing same game, just way worse

[nimble arch]

Nah people at the top have had bad fame

[golden kiln]

No you can play with a basketball, not play basketball

[golden kiln]

Ian..

[warm flicker]

if you do it in a 5v5 now its basketball even if youre really bad

[golden kiln]

No

You're all still just playing with a basketball

[warm flicker]

why?

[sturdy violet]

rapid is so ass

[golden kiln]

Why not

[golden kiln]

Why?

[nimble arch]

Ok dont play it then

[sturdy violet]

i hate how your friend of the server

[nimble arch]

Ok

[sturdy violet]

gg cillian

[solid meteor]

who won?

[warm flicker]

if "playing basketball" just means "participating in the game whose rules are basketball's," then anyone who knowingly follows those rules in a 5v5 setting is, by definition, playing basketball; skill only affects HOW they play, not WHAT GAME theyre playing. if not, give another definition of "playing basketball"

[sturdy violet]

he did

[solid meteor]

i can't believe...

[slim hawk]

wait what haha

[blazing shale]

It's just semantics. If you were trash at basketball, you'd never say "I play basketball", wouldn't you?

[sturdy violet]

he forced me to do rapid

[slim hawk]

bro you did not play against me hahaha

[blazing shale]

Like that wouldn't be something you are good at, so you wouldn't say you play basketball with a straight face

[sturdy violet]

yes i did

[solid meteor]

you won without play

[warm flicker]

its not just semantics: "I play basketbal" usually means "I play it with some regularity," not "Im good." you can be trash and still play. youd just say "I play, I'm just bad."

[slim hawk]

I promise you not'

[golden kiln]

Thats not what it means though

[sturdy violet]

tf is up with this guy?

[warm flicker]

read the bottom

[solid meteor]

🍿

[blazing shale]

Oka, I think it's always important to specify what you mean by playing. To me when someone says they play sports it means they actively try to improve

[warm flicker]

well that's a fine personal convention

[blazing shale]

And are not complete dogshit

[warm flicker]

but it's a different claim

"I play" (participate) vs "I train" (try to improve)

most people still say they "play" a sport even if they're casual and not improving. otherwise pickup/recess/weekend leagues wouldnt count as playing

[sturdy violet]

yo i didnt even realize ts was mate

[honest oar]

[nimble arch]

Theres a lot of people that play chess regularly but dont improve and are low rated. In that case i think it would be appropriate. So i believe it should rather be a commitment of time

[slim hawk]

haha ill play you at a rapid for sure but yeah wasnt me bro

[sturdy violet]

SON THAT WAS

[honest oar]

should i bash my head against the wall to beat the high rated bots? Or should i keep playing low rated bots that are on my level?

[slim hawk]

look at the name

[blazing shale]

To me it's dishonest if you're not serious about something that you claim to be a part of

[slim hawk]

or are you posting a game we played a diff day? sorry

[sturdy violet]

wait wtf ur right

[golden kiln]

I faced an opponent on my alt who was there since October 2007 and only 1650

[warm flicker]

play against bots that are challenging who you can still beat

[sturdy violet]

i literally sent u it how did

@solid meteor I CAN STILL AVENGE U IT TURNS OUT THAT WAS THE WRONG GUY

[solid meteor]

CMONNN

[warm flicker]

that is a moral standard. you can be part of a sport casually. it's only "dishonest" if you imply yourre serious or competitive when youre not. so just say "I play casually"

[golden kiln]

/limk TotallyNotAnAlt67

[solid meteor]

so casual players are dishonest?

[formal mural]

@vale musk

hello guys i am a 300 elo chud

[undone dome]

same

[formal mural]

run my 1s lil boi

i will peak on you

[slim mortar]

https://www.chess.com/game/165215087992

[gritty wave]

Low rated players piss me off

[slim mortar]

2400 rapid btw💀

[solid meteor]

finally a worthy opponent

[formal mural]

??

i am the king of low elo

[warm flicker]

how dudes start moving the second they hit 2000

[twin patio]

What did we ever do to you

[formal mural]

@warm flicker

[warm flicker]

hello buddy

[golden kiln]

Bro is 2001 elo

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> totallynotanalt67

This is the Chess.com profile of totallynotanalt67. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1742 (peak)
Blitz: 1574
Bullet: 1743 (peak)

[slim mortar]

Im 500

[formal mural]

No

[blazing shale]

Saying "I play chess" is dishonest if you're not serious about it, yes. Consider someone saying they do math, while the only math they do is like 8th grade algebra, but you would assume they're at least undergraduate, cuz why would they say that otherwise

[formal mural]

tripple TTTTT

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> auctionmarkettheory

This is the Chess.com profile of auctionmarkettheory. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 366 (394 peak)
Blitz: 289
Bullet: 223

[sturdy violet]

yo this bmw kinda clean

[golden kiln]

He managed to lose in this position BTW

[formal mural]

ayo i almost hit 400 in my prime

thats aura

[golden kiln]

Prime

[formal mural]

Ok who tryna 1v1 me

[gritty wave]

Ragebait succesful

[formal mural]

requirements: must be above 500 elo

[golden kiln]

Please dont hurt me

[formal mural]

I want to 1v1 a 1500+ elo player

[golden kiln]

Im 574 is that okay

[pastel yew]

I play like a 500 elo (im 980 tho)

[formal mural]

No higher only

[pale pollen]

No thanks

[formal mural]

Listen guys if i vs 2000 elo players over and over then i will adapt and become 2000 elo.

[golden kiln]

Im actualy 1743 :)

[golden kiln]

No-

[formal mural]

Scientifically proven

[warm flicker]

no. thats just you assuming serious and advanced. "I play chess" normally means "I play chess games," not "I'm great." same with "I do math." it could mean anything from algebra to research. if you mean "I study math seriously," you say that. you are extending beyond what the words actually mean and bringing in "seriousness" as a requirement

[sturdy violet]

i got a very strong defence @solid meteor

[pastel yew]

dont you wanna destroy a 1000 elo player first?

[formal mural]

No

[sturdy violet]

they are really agressive though

[formal mural]

Skip 1k need 2k+

[honest oar]

maybe you should rank up then

[solid meteor]

his weakness is kings indian

[golden kiln]

WHY ARE YOU UNCASTLED AND WHY ARE 19 POINTS ON THE BACKROW

[visual tapir]

yo I need a favor from yall

[pastel yew]

well you need to know what a blunder looks like

[golden kiln]

No helping in online games

[formal mural]

hey @golden kiln

[pale pollen]

why there is snow?

[golden kiln]

What

[slim mortar]

Since when in society did we have a get out of jail free card for saying something stupid

[formal mural]

Give me opening good

[pastel yew]

stars

[marsh pulsar]

Dih

[formal mural]

on bro

[solid meteor]

but the game just started

[pale pollen]

same

[solid meteor]

my bad

[golden kiln]

Fried liver

[blazing shale]

I guess it's some kind of a cultural difference, because where I'm from it'd be shameful for you to say you do something while being terrible at it

[marsh pulsar]

@wanton stone die.

[formal mural]

is he joke @pale pollen

[pastel yew]

Polish opening

[formal mural]

are u serious or no

[slim mortar]

I could say low elos don’t deserve to live, or they can die and all i say is ragebait successful

[formal mural]

i like poland so this might be up my ally

[pastel yew]

I play it and win 70% of my games

[sturdy violet]

dw i have it covered

[golden kiln]

The fried liver is 7/10

[warm flicker]

that's fair i can see that, but then it's not about truth conditions

[formal mural]

i only eat liver raw not fried

[hexed magnet]

you......

[warm flicker]

hello matthew

[formal mural]

@golden kiln want to hop in vc u coach my game

[solid meteor]

revenge me

[blazing shale]

Of course. I'm not claiming absolute truth. As I said, it's just my point of view

[golden kiln]

<@&745328830649991179> this guy keeps posting live game

[hexed magnet]

really?

[warm flicker]

what?

[sturdy violet]

wait we arent supposed to?

[sturdy violet]

i saw someone doing it earlier shoot mb

[warm flicker]

then we agree

[formal mural]

@golden kiln speka: permission granted

[hexed magnet]

Does it bring you infinite joy to show that you know my name

[pastel yew]

that's what I would've moved oh god

[warm flicker]

yes

[buoyant gyro]

I've been improving this week

[slim mortar]

It’s considered cheating

[formal mural]

I will refer to you as Matt

[hexed magnet]

you will not

[slim mortar]

That guy would get introuble aswell

[golden kiln]

Yes it does matthew

[formal mural]

how do u check this

[hexed magnet]

you are a confusing creature

[hexed magnet]

IM GOING TO HURT SOMEONE

[formal mural]

Matt*

[jovial frost]

I just witnessed someone get told they look like a guess who character 🤣🤣🤣

[formal mural]

He prefers matt

[warm flicker]

stats on your home page

[hexed magnet]

Im going to hurt you

[warm flicker]

the board game?

[buoyant gyro]

Are you on pc or phone

[warm flicker]

🙁 🙁

[jovial frost]

Yes 🤣🤣🤣

[formal mural]

i got it

[hexed magnet]

if one more person calls me my name its all over for you

[warm flicker]

that is an interesting one

[formal mural]

matty

[warm flicker]

someone call him matthew

[buoyant gyro]

Can you send yours

[formal mural]

No cause he prefers matt

[hexed magnet]

STOOOOPPPPP

[golden kiln]

Want to talk about it, matthew?

[formal mural]

yep

[buoyant gyro]

Oh nice, you've also gone up since that 280 back then

[formal mural]

notie how chat went silent cause they felt my prescnee

[formal mural]

thanks wanna 1v1

[buoyant gyro]

sure unrated though

[hexed magnet]

zamknąć się

[formal mural]

u can do rated 1v1s? i did not even know

[hexed magnet]

I will find where all of you live

[formal mural]

ok send link wehn u are ready

[buoyant gyro]

U can but I would gain exactly 0 elo if I win

[heady bear]

[formal mural]

ok send the link saar

[west cobalt]

@formal mural thas crazy ur in data server too

[buoyant gyro]

Im doing blitz cuz I gtg after 1 game

[formal mural]

LOL

[heady bear]

118 win a 1200 wow

[hexed magnet]

yeah go focus on something other than harassing me

[golden kiln]

I dont want too :(

[buoyant gyro]

wrong person bont

[heady bear]

How a 118 win a 1200

[heady bear]

Huh

[buoyant gyro]

I mean I sent u by accident hte link

[hexed magnet]

did it take you that long to use translate? Kobiety........

[formal mural]

u like the attention matthew dont lie

[golden kiln]

Huh?

[hexed magnet]

Huh?

[golden kiln]

I was talking to someone else

[heady bear]

Bro is okay

[sturdy violet]

OH MY GOD

[heady bear]

Someone 1v1 ?

[hexed magnet]

you literally replied to me

[sturdy violet]

THIS DUDE DID 30 RANDOM DAMN CHECKS FOR A MATE

[hexed magnet]

lmao

[heady bear]

For pratice

[slim hawk]

hahahhaha GG

[sturdy violet]

30 CHECKS BRO

[hexed magnet]

and you seem to like my name

[sturdy violet]

HE WAS JS DOING RANDOM CRAP AND IT WORKEDDD

[golden kiln]

Yeah after I was talking to someone for a second

[halcyon charm]

Black to play here, what would you play?

[hexed magnet]

whatever you say!

[heady bear]

[hexed magnet]

if it makes you feel better

[warm flicker]

Bxb2

[golden kiln]

What part of the country are you from?

[hexed magnet]

Bxc5

[heady bear]

Bradar did you beat a grandmaster..

[golden kiln]

Unless you speak and arent from there

[topaz oak]

Bxc5 looks nice

[hexed magnet]

Massachusetts 🙁

[warm flicker]

NO

[golden kiln]

Kxd3. Simple.

[hexed magnet]

u bad

[golden kiln]

Then how do you know polish?

[sturdy violet]

@solid meteor he backed me up into a corner and i lost

[hexed magnet]

YES

[halcyon charm]

Bxb2 is very nice. Rc7 is basically just as strong as well. everything is winning

[golden kiln]

And why do you need god to help you

[hexed magnet]

I'm learning, my friend is fluent and is teaching me some

[golden kiln]

to jest fajne

rozumiesz to?

[slim hawk]

Erms lost in much the same ways, didnt activate enough whilst ahead, and trade when in danger

[hexed magnet]

cause ja lubię boga

[warm flicker]

Bxb2 Qxd6 Rxd6 Rc2 Rc7 Rxb2 Rxc5 h3 Bb7 this is better

[golden kiln]

@hexed magnet

[hexed magnet]

does Bxc5 not just win the knight tho

[golden kiln]

And liking god

Does not mean you ask for help

?

[topaz oak]

Bxc5 is just obviously winning

[hexed magnet]

yeah well we could all use gods help

[warm flicker]

no Bxc5 Rxc5 Qxd3 Nxd3 Rxd3 Rxc8+ Kh7

[golden kiln]

Maybe my polish isnt as polished as I thought it was (pun intended)

[golden kiln]

Nah I'm chilling

[pale pollen]

fried liver is good

[golden kiln]

Exactly

[hexed magnet]

yeah well i kinda forgot Qxd8 was a possible variation

whoopsy

[warm flicker]

it still wins it's just worse

[slim hawk]

@sturdy violet I had 2 brilliant moves tbf!

[hexed magnet]

well im higher rated than you so im right!

[halcyon charm]

bxc5 goes into a winning endgame. Luckily the rook on a7 protects blacks f-pawn

[solid meteor]

he did the same thing

[solid meteor]

lol

[sturdy violet]

brilliants just for checking over and over? bullcrap

[hexed magnet]

do you speak polish?

[slim hawk]

in the setup, rook sacrifice and bishop move before it

[warm flicker]

yeah by negative 600 points

[slim hawk]

THe checking wasnt random every move, needed to get you into space for either free trade or rook file

[hexed magnet]

remember all those games we played? I'm pretty sure I absolutely destroyed you

[golden kiln]

Nooooo ive said all this so far by guessing letters and accents

[golden kiln]

1v1 I wanna see it

[hexed magnet]

ohhhh yeah that makes sense