💬〡chess-talk

[tough nova]

Bf5 or smt

[mortal bronze]

animegirlblush.gif

[buoyant spear]

Since @rapid mirage was a good boy he showed me how to make my rolę green

[torn sparrow]

The 1976 is the betrayor fr

[tough nova]

Can I join the bones academy

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-blush-gif-22551952

[normal mason]

Ro is ur starting rating bro 🥀

[cunning apex]

not even that is average

[fleet dove]

anyone who has been adopted by bones gets free admission so he's allowed

[mortal bronze]

thank you

[torn sparrow]

Ahh I am stupid

[shadow obsidian]

yw kel

[normal mason]

someone made this calculator pretty neat

[naive jolt]

gg i gtg

[rapid mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-4244406837008885451

[lapis barn]

personally id like to apply for the academy

[naive jolt]

for a bit

[mortal bronze]

why is a young guy like me getting called an unc

[normal mason]

hopefully one day i will need this calculator

[cunning apex]

average in terms of skills yes, average in terms of chess players hell nah

[torn sparrow]

Ok he got the norm

[buoyant spear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-no-nonono-noooo-cat-no-gif-13597132752790194338

[shadow obsidian]

bones now must make a discord server named Bones academy

[olive mountain]

Yo

[rapid mirage]

You're like 19 unc

[radiant swan]

yet another show of the Bones Academy superiority

[fleet dove]

the server has already been made, it is simply a matter of distribution

[mortal bronze]

31 but oki

[torn sparrow]

There is 1

[tough nova]

Where do I send my application?

[rapid mirage]

Oh you're young af

[gritty wave]

Play me in bullet

[radiant swan]

kel academy shut down atp

[mortal bronze]

so true

[tough nova]

Node academy-

[fleet dove]

I'm sorry, I don't partake in hedonistic and debaucherous behaviour

[lethal briar]

[radiant swan]

send link vro

[gritty wave]

Hi are u girl

[shadow obsidian]

😭

[compact drum]

bruh whats the point of cheating in such a low score round

[lethal briar]

BONES ACADEMY

[mortal bronze]

merio you might be the only smart person here (apart from me ofc)

[gritty wave]

Same here

[mortal bronze]

a little bit

[normal mason]

well if he keeps it up he will make IM next year but ofc if he performs like this every tournament that is IM level already

[shadow obsidian]

bruh

[warm flicker]

yoo

[tough nova]

Who wants to join the Node adademy-

[lapis barn]

@fleet dove accept me into ur most prestigious academy

[pale pollen]

50/50?

[lapis barn]

moi

[normal mason]

getting the rating will be hard

[fleet dove]

In due time Jamstiffer

[radiant swan]

vros a little bit of both genders 😭😭😭

[mortal bronze]

kel academy is doing better than ever

[shadow obsidian]

chess sigma?

[fleet dove]

Kel academy stocks look like helo's hairline

[gritty wave]

@fleet dove if i win 1 bullet i join academy?

[pale pollen]

[lapis barn]

may i join

[open dove]

Kel arent you like 300

[radiant swan]

kel that doesn't paint a good look on you

[tough nova]

Anyone wanna join my cult?

[torn sparrow]

I don't think he is IM level but what do I know

[open dove]

What academy

[lapis barn]

ok

[jagged rover]

Who here is good at blitz, I’m 1600 and I wanna play someone really good

[fleet dove]

I do not play bullet

[tough nova]

Sent in dm-

[gritty wave]

Blitz 3 0

[solid tree]

anyone wanna join vc and help me get better (im 500 rating)

[normal mason]

well yeah you gotta be consistent to be IM level

[mortal bronze]

weird hairline to have ngl 📈

[pale pollen]

Sorry bro… USA is going to play hockey

[mortal bronze]

everyone is welcome

[fleet dove]

[mortal bronze]

1500 fide vro respect me

[jagged rover]

I live in Canada and we watched the Canada game in class today

[slim hawk]

Any fellow 500-700 poopy players wanna practice

[radiant swan]

pull a master shifu and get gud

[solid tree]

huh

[tough nova]

Who wants to join my cat cult

[radiant swan]

come rated

[pale pollen]

I live in Canada too and I go for Canada 🇨🇦 but I need to watch USA too lmao

[mortal bronze]

what's your elo?

[torn sparrow]

Gothamchess isn't even IM level with the tournaments he joins

[radiant swan]

550

[willow owl]

How is my fide higher than you

[normal mason]

nope lmao

[mortal bronze]

okay vro

[mortal bronze]

i am so washed vro

[jagged rover]

Can I play 3 min vs you Mr pro

[pale pollen]

No blame, my dad is better than you

[radiant swan]

good boy

[torn sparrow]

He got like +5 after playing a bunch of underrated 2000 kids

[wary token]

@mortal bronze how many games did you play in fide

[tough nova]

Join my cult eve

[torn sparrow]

He also drew Liam Putnam

[radiant swan]

im not eve 💔

[hasty ruin]

Are you guys have any tips for my first FIDE tournament ?

[willow owl]

Kel send this guy to the backrooms

[radiant swan]

my name is not eve big dawg

[mortal bronze]

around 200-300 probably

[gritty wave]

Change the pfp for starters

[tough nova]

Then what is that?..

[wraith helm]

anyone wanna 1v1 im newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[willow owl]

Sleep well beforehand

[tough nova]

Ur pfp

[radiant swan]

Eevee and eve are not the same 😭

[pale pollen]

Not with your pfp

[tough nova]

Sure.

[burnt cloud]

Good gamw

[radiant swan]

one is a name for a person and the other is a Pokémon

[tribal sage]

ggs

[willow owl]

Sylveon is the best eeveelotion vro

[wraith helm]

user?

[tough nova]

I'm talking abt the pokemon eve

[radiant swan]

first time i would kinda agree eith you

[burnt cloud]

Literally umberon but okay

[pale pollen]

I stopped pokemon lol

[tribal sage]

@cosmic ruin I finished the game, go into dms if you wanna do guess the elo

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1452 (1493 peak)
Blitz: 1110 (1224 peak)
Bullet: 1080 (1230 peak)

[mortal bronze]

you mean eevee

[pale pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/eevee-eevee-wow-eevee-happy-gif-20429806

[normal mason]

imagine one of the kids tells him that they started playing chess because of him

[tough nova]

Its the same thing 😭

[normal mason]

and then draw 😂

[radiant swan]

blocked

[torn sparrow]

I don't think he cares about rating tbh

[tough nova]

Who?

[torn sparrow]

He is just doing it for the content

[radiant swan]

this is the most effective ragebait

[mortal bronze]

used to love vaporeon as a kid until the internet ruined it for me

[normal mason]

nah it was just a funny scenario to ponder

[wraith helm]

yo i challenged u

[willow owl]

Eevee ate the forbidden fruit
Oh?
Congratulations!
Eevee evolved into a human

[burnt cloud]

In terms of PvP in Pokémon umberon is the best

[radiant swan]

White

[pale pollen]

lol

[craggy bramble]

sm1 play me

[normal mason]

but like it definitely makes for good content

[mortal bronze]

furries ruined this pokemon

[burnt cloud]

What rating

[torn sparrow]

If he wants GM he would go to Hungary and Serbia

[pale pollen]

Damn

[willow owl]

I never got how it was bad tho. Its not even humanlike

[craggy bramble]

100 elo new account, was 800 before

[mortal bronze]

what?

[radiant swan]

did you know

vaporeon is

[pale pollen]

The best possible time to win 100 elo is 30 mins

[radiant swan]

lets not share the copypasta

pixel is on chat rn

[rapid mirage]

Thank you great sir!

[mortal bronze]

the internet is deranged

[pale pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/misty-vaporeon-transform-did-you-know-pokemon-gif-22752827

[mortal bronze]

i am normal though

[patent tinsel]

yo can somebody help me with my password game chess task

[rapid mirage]

What in the living hell

[patent tinsel]

i can't post images here i'd dm it

[pale pollen]

no idea

[radiant swan]

password game haven't seen ts in so long

[tribal sage]

sure

[summer gale]

Bro I played a 5 yo otb(for fun) today ts be future investment

[rapid mirage]

What elo is he according to your analysis

[patent tinsel]

thanx

[radiant swan]

he doesnt play chess

[mortal bronze]

i almost lost to some 6 year old in my recent fide tournament

[pale pollen]

But you need to post images

[mortal bronze]

kids are scary

[radiant swan]

he can screenshot the position and do cv.scan smh

[nimble arch]

i lose 11 year

[pale pollen]

Shame on you

[cosmic ruin]

Who pinged

[radiant swan]

or put it on chess.com

[summer gale]

1200-1300 online

[torn sparrow]

I adopted a 10 year old otb bro

[cosmic ruin]

Hey pixel

[nimble arch]

they 2200

[rapid mirage]

I only lose to like teach the kids (I'm not a coach but like)

[mortal bronze]

smh

[radiant swan]

so you're 3 years old now

[pale pollen]

still

[rapid mirage]

Coach him

[wraith helm]

dm for 1v1

[cosmic ruin]

Okay 1 sec

[torn sparrow]

He was talking about how he is 1600 chesscom rapid 🥀

[pale pollen]

One kinda cheated on me, I will never forget

[summer gale]

Damn💀 also he started at 3 bro showed me quite few checkmate he knew after you push f pawn early as white

[mortal bronze]

that's pretty strong vro

[rapid mirage]

I adopted multiple children in otb chess

[radiant swan]

how does it feel to get cheated on

im not indian

[cosmic ruin]

Someone with premium please analyze this game

https://www.chess.com/game/164975546384

[nimble arch]

swadloon

[summer gale]

His mom was playing in the same tournament probably she does and will continue to

[mortal bronze]

you are spiritually indian tbh

i can smell it

[rapid mirage]

You can volunteer since you're 2100

[radiant swan]

sybau kel im not

[mortal bronze]

you are

[nimble arch]

u smell is inaccurate

[radiant swan]

im nowhere near yall dawg i have good hygiene

[mortal bronze]

i have a very good smell actually

[novel shale]

is the botez gambit declined good?

[radiant swan]

i can cook food that doesn't kill people

[clever kernel]

21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN

[nimble arch]

can you smell sickness

[clever kernel]

👨🏻‍🚒👨🏻‍🚒

[naive jolt]

gg, i had to go due to unexpected circumstances but whatev

[summer gale]

Sadly i don't have much free time after this sem

[gritty wave]

Thats crazy to say but where are u from if i may ask

[mortal bronze]

this is exactly what an indian would say

[rapid mirage]

Yall wanna adopt a child? I'm technically still a child

[gritty wave]

I got cooked bro ggs

[mortal bronze]

vro is a child

[nimble arch]

we no want u

[wary token]

I only adopt on the board

[radiant swan]

for legal reasons its a joke it isnt meant to call them unhygienic 😭

[warm flicker]

My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people

[mortal bronze]

merio i thought you were like 20

[rapid mirage]

15 is technically a child

[pale pollen]

I mean he touched his queen and he should have played it but instead he pretended to not have touched… I mean even my dad saw it but the organizer said it that my dad doesn’t count and finally he agreed a draw but damn If he didn’t played his queen he was winning otherwise I win…

I said nothing but I wasn’t really happy

[shut agate]

a website for free game review

[mortal bronze]

i feel tired. i played football tonight

[gritty wave]

https://tenor.com/view/india-poop-gif-10386882296023288316

[mortal bronze]

maybe later

[radiant swan]

@mortal bronze are you in there

[rapid mirage]

Same I also coached in a football academy because uhhh yeah

[novel shale]

what is the best gambit

[shut agate]

but the "brilliant" would instead be "sigma"

[pale pollen]

@radiant swan We can say that the organizer will kinda pay for that now even if my case was like 1 year ago… his chess club might be ruined now

[buoyant gyro]

What a funny mate

[naive jolt]

ok @mortal bronze game?

[mortal bronze]

why is vro coaching football at 15?

[mortal bronze]

i said i am tireddd

[buoyant gyro]

Idk but I know the best sounding one:
"Intercontinental ballistic missle"

[mortal bronze]

maybe later

[main vault]

Dou you play chess

[rapid mirage]

I retired as a goalkeeper gng

[radiant swan]

perfect time to farm

[naive jolt]

Im tired. I ran at 16kmh for 10 min straight.

[mortal bronze]

retired at 15 is crazy

but then again i retired from chess at 13

[radiant swan]

a snailing and tired old man this cant be an easier win

[gritty wave]

Wait theres more hobbies besides chess?

[naive jolt]

WAIT WHAT?

[rapid mirage]

My old man body couldn't catch up

[mortal bronze]

niceu

[potent tiger]

He can someone explain how leagues work?

[naive jolt]

tired v tired, trust....game?

[rapid mirage]

Well not anymore

[potent tiger]

I can’t tell if I’m doing well or not

[mortal bronze]

i would play you rated if you get to 2500 in a week

[buoyant gyro]

I don't know if leagues mean anything

[gritty wave]

What do u do for fun itsmerio

And dont say chess

[mortal bronze]

smh

[naive jolt]

game? you can farm my weak 1900 ahh

[rapid mirage]

Genuinely the most unimportant thing in chesscom

[mortal bronze]

no i don't want to torture myself

[rapid mirage]

Watch YouTube ig

[potent tiger]

Really?

[rapid mirage]

Yep

[gritty wave]

Legend league is aura tho

[radiant swan]

you were 2200-2399 what happened

[rapid mirage]

And still unimportant tho

[naive jolt]

i wasnt ever 2220 - 2399. Why, do you want me to get there?

[radiant swan]

wait he never got 2200

[potent tiger]

But if I don’t know if I’m higher up or not how do I know how well I’m doing?

[naive jolt]

no. im a humble 1900 rapid, 2000 blitz.

[radiant swan]

lets play rated bullet

[naive jolt]

fah no i want to keep the peak sit at the peak sit. Unrated, sure. Rated, hell no

[radiant swan]

rated rated rated

[naive jolt]

on lichess. Otherwise NO

[mortal bronze]

what's your bullet elo?

[radiant swan]

your cc rating more enticing

[naive jolt]

fine, user?

[radiant swan]

mid 2100s

i have bad internet

[mortal bronze]

i could play ratee bullet with you

[rapid mirage]

Just check players league gng

[naive jolt]

WITH ME pls

[mortal bronze]

why is your rapid so low

[radiant swan]

i actually only play on lichess nowadays cuz i can lag switch there

[potent tiger]

I’m whatever the gold trophy is

[naive jolt]

if you want ill do rated bullet

[mortal bronze]

you are 2300 bullet vro

[naive jolt]

and?

[mortal bronze]

i am 2100 bullet

[radiant swan]

fahvro it was a joke im not even home rn 😭

[rapid mirage]

Again, not really important

[naive jolt]

we all know thats a lie

[mortal bronze]

i wouldn't mind playing rated bullet with you

[mortal bronze]

lmao it's true

[radiant swan]

kel is farmable

[naive jolt]

hell no ill get my ahh clapped

[mortal bronze]

my bullet sucks

[mortal bronze]

??? i am literally 200 points lower than you

[radiant swan]

old and washed

[naive jolt]

ill play unrated bullet with either of you

[mortal bronze]

my peak is below 2200

[mortal bronze]

sure. let's play some time. when i am not tired

[warm flicker]

who wants to play some bullet

[naive jolt]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[mortal bronze]

i am not old

[naive jolt]

sure user?

[radiant swan]

truth or dare 🙏

[radiant swan]

it doesn't exist in nature

[warm flicker]

chloedefinitelyisabear

[warm flicker]

bullets dont

[rapid mirage]

Chess, more like bomboclat

[cosmic ruin]

Guess the elo in 5 minutes in #1070375782876192778

[rapid mirage]

Kel ima play with you in 2 hrs 40 mins by force.

[mortal bronze]

that's 4:30 am for me

i would probably be awake though

[rapid mirage]

Skill issue. You're playing

[mortal bronze]

so maybe

[mortal bronze]

if i feel like it

[clever kernel]

how are you 2200

[rapid mirage]

I'd wake u up if you slept

[tough nova]

Wanna join my cult?

[clever kernel]

yes

[mortal bronze]

zzzzzz

[tough nova]

Dm

[mortal bronze]

i have my own cult

[tough nova]

Surrender to mine.

[rapid mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/the-wild-west-tww-roblox-hop-on-i'm-feeling-romantical-gif-15958855458694851310

[mortal bronze]

other people join mine, not the other way around

[tough nova]

Convert

[mortal bronze]

maybe if you join mine

[undone olive]

imagine if magnus joins this dc

[tough nova]

To my cult

[mortal bronze]

you first

[tough nova]

U first

[compact drum]

@tough nova ggs

[clever kernel]

bro im right here

[mortal bronze]

no

[clever kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/pen-in-flames-umineko-writing-in-flames-flames-gif-20892510

[rapid mirage]

How about we create a cult alliance

[mortal bronze]

no

[tough nova]

Gg, u played well for a 200

[tough nova]

Never.

[visual tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196598771849641994/1397810894750093414/IMG_3721.gif

[tough nova]

Watch yt vids.

They'll help y

[cosmic ruin]

@tribal sage Going live rn

[rapid mirage]

Sup taken

[clever kernel]

most 300s are just mega tilted 900s

[tough nova]

Join my cult. We got sweets

[visual tapir]

sup broski

CANADA going for gold in the olympics mens hockey

[rapid mirage]

How are ya and how is chess vro

[mortal bronze]

don't bribe me

[clever kernel]

join his cult,they got me

[tough nova]

We got wifi aswell

[rapid mirage]

Yeha they better win that

[clever kernel]

holy game

[mortal bronze]

too bad

[visual tapir]

both in the dumps but we chilling

[tough nova]

Yes

Our cults the best

[visual tapir]

Imagine if Slovakia beats USA

[rapid mirage]

Same but we can only go up from here (hopefully)

[tough nova]

Join my cult human

[clever kernel]

the cc server is probably top 1 discord servers

[rapid mirage]

Yeah that's why it's an imagination. It ain't happening

[visual tapir]

yeah I mean considering that I have a OTB Rapid tournament tommorow is scary

[mortal bronze]

bottom 1 maybe

[visual tapir]

and Im the highest rated

[onyx needle]

Sup people

[rapid mirage]

I'd give it to my server

[onyx needle]

its 2 AM here rn

[mortal bronze]

i make it a bit tolerable though

[tough nova]

Join my cult.

[clever kernel]

the chess community is the best community you'll ever see

[visual tapir]

When your Rapid OTB rating is closer to your online

[mortal bronze]

which

[rapid mirage]

So you could lose more rating that anyone else technically

[visual tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-ben-no-gif-27130396

[tough nova]

U would if u just surrender to my cult

[rapid mirage]

It doesn't exist (yet)

[visual tapir]

yeah so I need to win all of my games

[onyx needle]

depends on how many people you sacrifice every week

[mortal bronze]

same as my legendary server

[glass meteor]

I found rxd6

[mortal bronze]

no

[visual tapir]

there is one guy I need to beat or draw and hes 2200 online

[tough nova]

14

[rapid mirage]

My blitz is closer but because I got my rapid and standard 2 years ago when i was 1200 or 1000 cc

[visual tapir]

but hes 1814 Rapid

[tough nova]

We love cats

[onyx needle]

Alright sign me up

[visual tapir]

Im 1830 Rapid

[visual tapir]

Oh I see

[tough nova]

They're yummy

[rapid mirage]

Elo grind frfr

[visual tapir]

this is National btw

[tough nova]

Dm

[rapid mirage]

Oh shi*. Is it under a section?

[onyx needle]

I'm gonna sleep now lol been awake for more than 22 hours

[oblique dagger]

I beat him fym

4.5-3.5

[tough nova]

What if i offer u as a sacrifice while ur asleep

[oblique dagger]

With laggy internet

[tough nova]

Good night, get some sleep

[onyx needle]

Yeah that'd be good

[onyx needle]

Yep cya

[radiant swan]

howdy folk how'd you lose 3 games

[naive jolt]

fah i got my ahh cooked

[onyx needle]

cya countingbrilliants

[tough nova]

Eve cult join

[topaz vine]

Someone ask me where I'm from

[warm flicker]

gg

[oblique dagger]

I havent played for a while

[tough nova]

Join me cult

[warm flicker]

ask me my favorite color

[radiant swan]

ill do later send link

[warm flicker]

i dont partake in cults

[topaz vine]

What's your fav color

[naive jolt]

gg hmm i assume youre good at bullet and not so good at slow play based on play xd but holy i got cooked

[radiant swan]

cya stay awesome buddy

[topaz vine]

Mines purple

[visual tapir]

its Open

[tough nova]

Ur either gonna be a sacrifice or part of the cult, choose

[warm flicker]

basically yeah

[tough nova]

Old dude, join my cult

[naive jolt]

fair i assume you have fide of about 1900 - 2300

[warm flicker]

what a range 😹

[rapid mirage]

Nationals. Where are the children GMs vro😭

[tough nova]

Will u marry me

[naive jolt]

ik but you can never tell based on an online player

[warm flicker]

why is your acc made july

[rapid mirage]

Yes

[tough nova]

Sry, I only love cats

[shrewd vortex]

?

[mortal bronze]

why are you guys so gay

[tough nova]

(Not in a weird way. I just love cats, they're cute)

[warm flicker]

true

[tough nova]

I'm not gay

[naive jolt]

Oh, you wanna game @oblique dagger

[visual tapir]

Its CFC rated

and Im organizing it

[tough nova]

Actually, I'm gay

[mortal bronze]

vro couldn't even stay in the closet for 10 seconds

[tough nova]

Huh?

[rapid mirage]

Ah. Ay that sounds good. You should try to stream it online frfr

[oblique dagger]

Oh nah

[tough nova]

Whats that mean

Gay = happy

[oblique dagger]

Btw i reached 2000elo lichess fear me now uwu

[mortal bronze]

2500 now

[buoyant spear]

Gay means happy in an old English language

[tough nova]

Yes

[clever kernel]

how

[buoyant spear]

@mortal bronze search it yourself kiddo

[visual tapir]

hahaha idk I would as an arbiter allow streamers but then again that would only be for the Classical FIDe tournament that I will host

[buoyant spear]

Wait you’re 30, you’re not a kiddo

[warm flicker]

how am i better at speed chess?

[mortal bronze]

it's cope

[warm flicker]

bceause i literally only play speed chess

[mortal bronze]

i am 31 actually

[clever kernel]

yes

[tough nova]

Pls get me a female to marry

[clever kernel]

im 38

[tough nova]

Damn...

[clever kernel]

ts made me cringe

[mortal bronze]

it's not a competition

[warm flicker]

0.008% of my total games are rapid

[clever kernel]

literally is

[mint plume]

Interesting

[tough nova]

U married yet?

[mortal bronze]

i win

[visual tapir]

https://lichess.org/broadcast/2025-medicine-hat-open/round-1/pL3MsmNx
This was the broadcast of the Tournament I ran last year. Gonna do the same thing this year

[cold quail]

guys anyone watches epstein edits

[clever kernel]

no i need to find a 29 yo wife so our names add up to 67

[mortal bronze]

um

[cold quail]

with phonk

[mortal bronze]

i have seen some

[cold quail]

💔

[rapid mirage]

Ima fly over to Canada to participate in that tourney atp

[tough nova]

Now I feel bad... do u live with ur parents?

[mortal bronze]

some that went really hard too

[cold quail]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-epstein-files-epstein-island-jeffrey-epstein-trump-epstein-gif-147873707617354730

[clever kernel]

unc has skibidi rizz ohio

[mortal bronze]

um

[cold quail]

nah no image perms is crazy

[mortal bronze]

you don't need them

[rapid mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-epstein-files-epstein-island-jeffrey-epstein-trump-epstein-gif-147873707617354730

[humble eagle]

the vibes dictate it

[mortal bronze]

stay unconnected

[warm flicker]

yes we play off vibes here

[clever kernel]

no i live with you check your closet

[humble eagle]

whats wrong with that guy

[naive jolt]

Indeed, prove to me your strength with a game @oblique dagger uWu

[warm flicker]

who

[humble eagle]

this is lowk helpign epstein by desanitizing us

[cold quail]

[tough nova]

Gay kid lover

[mortal bronze]

xd

[humble eagle]

im usually not that guy, but pdfs shouldnt be made to a joke

[clever kernel]

wasnt Epstein a cannibal

[oblique dagger]

Yes master 🥺 🙏

[clever kernel]

they even have a coded language

had*

[oblique dagger]

Bet hope on nub uwu

[cold quail]

no way bro said desanitizing

[mortal bronze]

when

[oblique dagger]

2029

[naive jolt]

user?

[mortal bronze]

it's oki we know what he means

[humble eagle]

outside your vocabulary?

[oblique dagger]

Magnuscarlsen

[clever kernel]

you're not helping the Geometry dash furry reputation

[tough nova]

Who's epstein?

[oblique dagger]

Einstein ?

[mortal bronze]

2026

[oblique dagger]

Lc or cc

[tough nova]

Einstein?

[oblique dagger]

2067

[mortal bronze]

i heard he smart

[naive jolt]

for real user? idc lichess cc both work

[cold quail]

67

[visual tapir]

fr our games are CFC & FIDE rated

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/bosnov-67-bosnov-67-67-meme-gif-16727368109953357722

[tough nova]

89

[mortal bronze]

no

[cold quail]

who

[oblique dagger]

Dengbc come lc

[tough nova]

Who

[cold quail]

asked

[cosmic ruin]

JOIN GUESS THE ELO IN CHESS STREAMING 2

[cold quail]

[clever kernel]

gotham chess big L

[tough nova]

I wasn't even giving an answer tho...

[cold quail]

who

[humble eagle]

@warm flicker play me i have something planned

[waxen tendon]

E

[cold quail]

cares.

[naive jolt]

sent, accept @oblique dagger

[tough nova]

Hey, do u care?

[hollow rapids]

care about what

[tough nova]

I don't fricking know, ask that human

[naive jolt]

wdym

[cold quail]

guys im watching epstein edits on repeat how to stop my feed is filled with those

[mortal bronze]

share them here

[cold quail]

and some random movie clips with phonk blasting

[humble eagle]

limited time offer, now expired

[mortal bronze]

you might get banned though. but i think it's worth it.

[waxen tendon]

I care about nothing so Sinne you have npthong to sat i need to Care for there for I Care

[tough nova]

Nice?.....

[cold quail]

suits shorts with mike's pornographic memory or something

[naive jolt]

yeah, care abt what?

[warm flicker]

bro 😭

[tough nova]

89?

[waxen tendon]

47

[mortal bronze]

😭

[naive jolt]

no

[humble eagle]

offer expired so dw

[tough nova]

Damn... Will u marry me?

[cold quail]

and then the comment section is filled with same comments. some months ago it was the bay booty blaster

[humble eagle]

yes!!

[waxen tendon]

No

[humble eagle]

oh wrong person?

[cold quail]

on dexter morgan series

[tough nova]

Yayyy!!

[naive jolt]

No.

[hollow rapids]

based like usual

[warm flicker]

ok 😹

phew im safe from dog!

[tough nova]

No take backsies

[cold quail]

brainrot feed

[humble eagle]

nooo i love take backsies

[cold quail]

how do i turn it around

[waxen tendon]

12

[humble eagle]

dodging

[waxen tendon]

Yes!

Yes!

[tough nova]

Not intrested, intrested

[cold quail]

i need productive 10 hour morning routines to make you a billionaire type vides

[hollow rapids]

start brainmaxxing

[waxen tendon]

No Way!

[tough nova]

Search bar

[cold quail]

bruh im 600 elo you know we aint doing that in this lifetime

[waxen tendon]

Yes!

[hollow rapids]

go read a book

[lone cargo]

just keep playing

[tough nova]

Mine is filled with chess edits, philosophy and astronomy

[waxen tendon]

Nooooo!

[tough nova]

I wanna know who epstein is

Who's that

[humble eagle]

mines lit only epstein

[waxen tendon]

Relatable

[cold quail]

some years ago it all started with innocent sigma reels

[harsh sky]

why r u on tft discrd vro

[cold quail]

it slowly got more and more deranged

[humble eagle]

cuz tft was peak in covid

[waxen tendon]

41

[harsh sky]

this set is ass

[waxen tendon]

40

[humble eagle]

rip i used to love it

[cold quail]

hello

[humble eagle]

but then it got different

[tough nova]

1

[waxen tendon]

39

[humble eagle]

and then i didnt like it anymore

[tough nova]

I love u

[polar helm]

Guys 6.7😂😂

[waxen tendon]

38

[humble eagle]

thanks me too

[tough nova]

No.

[cold quail]

6 7

[polar helm]

Shut up node

[tough nova]

Ok

[polar helm]

Good boy

[cold quail]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[tough nova]

Sry

[polar helm]

6 7

[waxen tendon]

7️⃣6️⃣

[polar helm]

😡

[waxen tendon]

7️⃣6️⃣🗿

[tough nova]

Why was i born at this day of age

[polar helm]

6 7

[lone cargo]

6 8

[waxen tendon]

7️⃣6️⃣🗣️🗣️🔥

[harsh sky]

collective elo of about 600

[cold salmon]

hello

[junior crescent]

Yo

[tough nova]

Yall have a great day, I'm out. Peace

[polar helm]

We will miss you

[tough nova]

I'm 1450-

[junior crescent]

How do I update elo

[waxen tendon]

No the Eli is about 150 I have negative 450 Eli

[polar helm]

Aeak

[lone cargo]

not anymore

[tough nova]

Ok

Have a great day

[waxen tendon]

7️⃣6️⃣🫩🔫

[lone cargo]

u have a great day also

[teal cloud]

any wants a chill chess friend thats motivates you when tilting

[cold quail]

are you any higher elo

[teal cloud]

thats me

[lone cargo]

elo is just a number

[waxen tendon]

6️⃣7️⃣💅🤪

[cold quail]

and jail is just a room

oh wait

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Tega Ojevwe (controlfactor)

This is the Chess.com profile of controlfactor. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Tega Ojevwe (controlfactor)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1380 (1420 peak)
Blitz: 995 (peak)
Bullet: 969 (1012 peak)

[lone cargo]

lol

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> skjeijd

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 511 (971 peak)

[lone cargo]

having low elo is illegal

[waxen tendon]

I’m so bad lol

[lone cargo]

no offense but like how do you lose 400 elo

[waxen tendon]

By taking a break for 6 months and tilting

[lone cargo]

oh ok

[waxen tendon]

And then I prob met a stockfish cheater

[buoyant spear]

Too young for you to get married

[harsh sky]

bro saying ts at 1k elo 🥀

[waxen tendon]

No

[lone cargo]

im a bad boy

[heady wedge]

I made more than 47 blunders and i am not fully satisfied yet

[waxen tendon]

Weak make 48

[polar helm]

Ur weak bro I got checkmate In 4

[cold quail]

bet you are 800

[harsh sky]

im not

[lone cargo]

what is ur elo

[cold quail]

600?

[heady wedge]

I trying to push for more than 50 blunders but finding them is so difficult

[polar helm]

670?

[harsh sky]

no im 599

[cold quail]

567 bet

💔

[harsh sky]

my goat jianchao inspired me to get to 599 elo

[cold quail]

jianchao zhao

[lone cargo]

just play antichess atp

[cold quail]

unbeaten 200 games

[waxen tendon]

The only way I could do that was if you had to do a little more work and I would be happy with it but you have a hard day and you don’t want me working on your day so you don’t want me doing that so you can get it all over with your own thing I would be fine if I was just trying not being rude to your friend or something but you don’t want me being mean and rude and rude and you just want me being honest to me I would just say I would like you know and you don’t wanna do it but you know I don’t wanna do you want me and you don’t have a hard life I just don’t wanna do anything to you don’t know how much you know how much of it all I just wanna make sure that you don’t wanna do that and you know that you know how you can be nice and you don’t know what I just don’t want you don’t care what I just don’t want it just be careful I just want you don’t know what I mean you don’t care if Im

[harsh sky]

no i mean zhao jianchao

[cold quail]

can't believe 600s know him

you sure are cultured

[heady wedge]

Antichess got my brain fried ngl

[harsh sky]

ikr

[harsh sky]

im the best 599 after all

[naive jolt]

gg @oblique dagger for now i gtg but gg

[lone cargo]

yeah im scared to play it

[heady wedge]

Believe it or not, antichess is literally harder than actual chess

And has more tactics than actual chess

[cold quail]

but it's not faster

or deeper

[waxen tendon]

Instead of playing anti chess just play chess anti

[lone cargo]

no

[heady wedge]

It just nakes you think a lot

Way a lot than a very complicated and closed position

[cold quail]

german chess scene is kinda fickt

[mortal bronze]

it's not

anti chess is literally solved

white wins with perfect play

[cold quail]

white wins!?

[feral crystal]

After I have learned principles how do I practice positional play?

[mortal bronze]

yeah

[cold quail]

why is it always white who is winning

🤔

[teal cloud]

lou play

[mortal bronze]

moves first so

[teal cloud]

analyze your tough positions

[cold quail]

if you move first, i know how to counter your move

🤔

so I should be better

[mortal bronze]

?

[lone cargo]

there arent counters for every move

[limpid viper]

kel how do i lock in today

[teal cloud]

chess made that funny

[mortal bronze]

being a tempo up helps in most cases

[modern sandal]

my average is 6 blunders a game :(

[mortal bronze]

say kel 10 times before every game

[cold quail]

whatever you do, there must be a way to exploit it

[normal mason]

https://lichess.org/4e07YZCV/white#55 new best win

[frosty peak]

Replicadoe (2718) vs. Bgah (2990)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. e4 d6 5. Be2 O-O 6. Be3 Nbd7 7. Nf3 e5 8. O-O exd4 9. Nxd4 Re8 10. Qc2 Nc5 11. f3 Nfd7 12. Rad1 Ne5 13. b3 Ne6 14. Rfe1 Nxd4 15. Bxd4 Qh4 16. Bf1 Nxf3+ 17. gxf3 Bxd4+ 18. Rxd4 Qxe1 19. Nd5 Kg7 20. Rd1 Qh4 21. Qc3+ Re5 22. f4 Qg4+ 23. Kf2 Qxd1 24. fxe5 Be6 25. exd6+ Kh6 26. Qe3+ g5 27. Be2 cxd6 28. Bxd1 

[mortal bronze]

nice

[wary token]

Not even 3000

[cold quail]

you see how you play g6 and Bg7 in the king's indian? yeah

it's obvious

[mortal bronze]

?

[cold quail]

g6️⃣ Bg7️⃣

[mortal bronze]

my god

[modern sandal]

twin thats Magnus Carlsen level

[cold quail]

it's a sign from god true

[mortal bronze]

where's the leave server button on this thing

[lone cargo]

just destrroy ur phone

[teal cloud]

it beside the the die btn

[torn sparrow]

lmao bro plays in lichess bullet when i do

[teal cloud]

not really hard to find

[modern sandal]

press the chess.com servername at the top click on it and theres leave server

[cold quail]

also, you can try playing f6️⃣ Kf7️⃣ as black against every move by white

[cold quail]

pretty fun

[clever kernel]

[lone cargo]

boooooring

[normal mason]

im so close to all time best

[cold quail]

567?

[clever kernel]

otis its over gng you have a receding eyeline your sub6-7

[cold quail]

wtf is that

[clever kernel]

idk gng

[cold quail]

how do you get red colour

[lone cargo]

you need to be trusted

[clever kernel]

connect your device

[lone cargo]

seems like no one trusts us

[clever kernel]

your account*

[cold quail]

aint no one trusting me here?

guys 67 is the holy gospel you gotta believe me on this one

[lone cargo]

shutup

[lapis barn]

anyone have any theory books to recommend on the 8. A4 Marshall lines in the ruy

[fathom dove]

Assalamualaikum Chat

[cold quail]

for white side?

[lapis barn]

for both preferably

[fathom dove]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[cold quail]

you can check gajewski course from white side. or if you want to play marshall gambit as black, there's a course released by surya ganguly and kushager krishnater

yes marshall gambit you gotta play aggressive

[fathom dove]

[cold quail]

as black

[golden kiln]

Gambits are lame

[fathom dove]

Gambits are fun

[cold quail]

marshall is good

also benko is good

scrub buster. you can play it against sub 2k and free win

everytime

[fathom dove]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-get-real-gif-332981694918209042

[lapis barn]

personally i like the blumenfeld gambit

prob my fav gambit

[fresh dove]

Alguien habla español

[lone cargo]

i think that maybe be an overstatment

[fathom dove]

💀 🥀

[cold quail]

6️⃣

[golden kiln]

SEVENNNN

[fathom dove]

Guys what is 13,4 devided by 2 don't use calc
(Chat btw calc mean calculator)

[lapis barn]

6.7

[lone cargo]

probably like 6.7

[fathom dove]

https://tenor.com/view/symboli-rudolf-67-meme-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-8354787702994742859

[shrewd vortex]

6.7

[lapis barn]

what is the root of 44.89 guys

off ur head

[fathom dove]

6,7

[hard sky]

67

[lapis barn]

v impressive

[cold quail]

are you in those dark servers

[lone cargo]

woah some geniuses here

[cold quail]

discussing pills n shi

[vivid rampart]

hope to reach 2600 soon🥶

[fathom dove]

Goodluck

[hard sky]

anyone wanna play me

road to 10 elo

[pastel yew]

hope to reach 1000 soon

[lone cargo]

elo check?

[clever kernel]

whats that

[cold quail]

you know what i mean

[hard sky]

rn i think like 3

[clever kernel]

my computer crashed cuz i tried to use Bluetooth

[shrewd vortex]

8.30662386292 to the power of 2

[clever kernel]

BP?

[cold quail]

yea

[fathom dove]

What's that

[hard sky]

67.00000000...

[lone cargo]

like 67

[clever kernel]

probably like 70~

[cold quail]

it's another brainrot

[ionic kiln]

67

[cold quail]

category

[shrewd vortex]

no its 6 nine

[hard sky]

https://link.chess.com/play/Dbcd1X first to bebat me gets 10000000 aura

[clever kernel]

see i wad closer,im smarter

[cold quail]

chronically online teenagers have infiltrated those spaces it seems

[fathom dove]

Most certeanly

[clever kernel]

its not even brainrot its just disgusting

[hard sky]

https://link.chess.com/play/Dbcd1X play me if ur cool

[shrewd vortex]

yall are dumb you just assume things not think independently. cool fact about society

[cold quail]

wojak maxxing rn wageslaving every day

[clever kernel]

....?

[cold quail]

it's like fightclub tbh

very similar in feel

[clever kernel]

correlation 0 💯

[fathom dove]

I believe you tend to overanalyze situations and interpret them as more significant than they are

[waxen wraith]

que onda

[shrewd vortex]

i said what is 8.30662386292 to the power of 2 and ppl said 67 like a bunch of children

[lone cargo]

why is 69 better

[clever kernel]

since its odly specific and 67 makes sense

[fresh dove]

Quieres jugar ajedrez conmigo esque no se ingles y todos me hablan en inglés

[cold quail]

yea the cashier smiled at me while returning change bro i think i ascended bro . I am him bro

[lone cargo]

its all the samae shiet

[fathom dove]

Son

[clever kernel]

i know better because im a math nerd that doesnt make me or u better than them

[clever kernel]

she wants u

[fathom dove]

She wants u take your shot

[clever kernel]

tell her you eat so much my ex ate less on the first date thats game

[waxen wraith]

esta bien pero tampoco me recuerdo unas palabras

[lone cargo]

dude my cashier wants me somehow

[cold quail]

[waxen wraith]

enviame tu nombre

[fresh dove]

Estoy en chess streaming 3

[icy karma]

chat 😭

[fathom dove]

Ask if she paint her nail or not if yes ask for picture

[fresh dove]

apaBois

[waxen wraith]

oooo

[clever kernel]

holy w

[waxen wraith]

a ver

[cold quail]

of footnails right?

[lone cargo]

stop crying

youll be ok thats a good elo

[fresh dove]

Bueno entraré a chess

[icy karma]

tears of joy

[icy karma]

its not the elo, more like the growth in a week

[neat flicker]

hello

[lone cargo]

stop crying anyway

[clever kernel]

what joy youre not 2500 yet

[cold quail]

just two good games and you are 1867

[lone cargo]

ur face is gonna get salty

[fathom dove]

Welcome

[waxen wraith]

te mando amistad

[fresh dove]

Ok

[icy karma]

i just won a game against a 1917 last game 🙏

[cold quail]

someone said hello guys

[neat flicker]

ty

[fathom dove]

So?

[cold quail]

did someone say ty?

[fathom dove]

Maybe

[neat flicker]

🥲

[clever kernel]

i remain versatile is a top 5 edit song ruined by these BP teenagers

[cold quail]

someone is crying chat

[clever kernel]

well i am a teenager myself but still

[lone cargo]

what is bp

[fathom dove]

[cold quail]

we don't talk about that

[clever kernel]

you dont need to know its something you wana forget when u find out

[fathom dove]

We don't talk about rule 3

[lone cargo]

i cant think of what that could possibly stand for

[cold quail]

rule 34 tho

[clever kernel]

we do talk about rule 34

[fathom dove]

Worst than mpreg?

[clever kernel]

most important endgame rule

[clever kernel]

idk what that is 🤤

[fathom dove]

Good for you

[modest fern]

hmm I would flex too

[clever kernel]

good joob joe

@cold quail whats your favorite song

[fathom dove]

E4

[cold quail]

patience

[fathom dove]

E5
Bc4

[modest fern]

C4

[clever kernel]

e6 e7

i feel right,the music sounds better with youuu

[fathom dove]

The bishop on e67 man always get me

[lone cargo]

i thought its i feel like

[clever kernel]

bishop on Kepler 65-Z

[lone cargo]

hmm maybe im dumb

[solid dagger]

Shut up

[clever kernel]

idk either way that song is awsome

[fathom dove]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[solid dagger]

Shut up

[cold quail]

crows who grow

[lone cargo]

no im right but ye that song is awesome

[golden kiln]

Lf decent opponents

[pastel valve]

Hi

[fathom dove]

Welcome

[clever kernel]

joe bart thumbnails are top 1 OAT

[fathom dove]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[clever kernel]

no one can compete

[solid dagger]

What is your fide?

[cold quail]

chimera why you left tmc

[golden kiln]

Lf matches
2.5k+ bullet, 2.5k+ blitz, 2.3k+ blitz

[fathom dove]

Tmc stand for?

[wary token]

Not even 3000

[clever kernel]

larp

[solid dagger]

Yeah right

[lone cargo]

why though

[cold quail]

moon club

[fathom dove]

Idk what that is

[golden kiln]

Nah I just dropped from 3k bullet and blitz

[loud wadi]

Yall, thoughts on Baby keem's new album?

[clever kernel]

@cold quail did i tell you i hit 1103 today

[wary token]

@golden kiln you dropped 500 elo ?

[cold quail]

keep going bro

[clever kernel]

id rather listen to @cold quail fart comp

[golden kiln]

I said 2.5k+, not that im 2500

[cold quail]

i thought you were 2k elo or sumn

[fierce storm]

Idk him what genre of music does he make?

[golden kiln]

2.9k is 2k

[clever kernel]

guys im 3600- elo

give it or take a few

[loud wadi]

Hip hop / R&B

[fathom dove]

Find a taller bridge

[clever kernel]

LMAO

[golden kiln]

Anyone want to run some matches?

[blissful ginkgo]

what’s ur account

[cold quail]

send

[golden kiln]

Can I ask why you hate bullet?

[golden kiln]

Whats ur user

[blissful ginkgo]

alice u got unbanned wtf

[cold quail]

practiceonly1234

[glacial ivy]

I did!

[lone cargo]

my friend got his gf because she also liked baby keem and they started talking

[blissful ginkgo]

dms rq

[loud wadi]

Chess at its core is a tactical game thought provoking to find best tactics to outplay your opponent, bullet is the opposite of everything I just said

[lone cargo]

fun fact

[loud wadi]

You just play to flag in bullet

[golden kiln]

Bullet has all of that

Just because you take an hour doesn't mean everyone does

So you dont like bullet, do you think bullet takes skill?

[cold quail]

??

joining?

[fathom dove]

[fathom dove]

Baseball?

[golden kiln]

Hang on

[cold quail]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-so-true-even-his-gang-praised-him-gif-2243820068148274968

[loud wadi]

Everything takes skill, bullet to me is more rather make quick moves that are half decent, make multiple threats so your opponent can't think fast enough to defend all, slowly chip at thier time until they flag

[golden kiln]

Do you think being 3k+ in bullet automatically means you can be high in other TCs?

[cold quail]

holy shit i will be beat shitless

[scarlet arrow]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/164978596890

[frosty peak]

PsychedelicKnight (2395) vs. Openings (2322)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. f4 exf4 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. e5 Nh5 5. d4 d6 6. Bc4 dxe5 7. Nxe5 Qh4+ 8. g3 fxg3 9. Bxf7+ Kd8 10. Qxh5 Qe4+ 11. Kd2 Qxh1 12. Kc3 Qxc1 13. Nd2 Bb4+ 14. Kxb4 Qxd2+ 15. Kb3 Qf4 16. hxg3 Qf6 17. Bc4 Be6 18. d5 g6 19. Qe2 Nd7 20. Nd3 Bf5 21. Rf1 Qb6+ 22. Kc3 h5 23. Nf4 Nc5 24. b4 Ne4+ 25. Kb3 a5 26. a3 axb4 27. axb4 Qa7 28. c3 Qa4+ 29. Kb2 Qa3+ 30. Kb1 Nxc3# 

[scarlet arrow]

crazy game against a 2400

[cold quail]

IMPERAGE?

[scarlet arrow]

take a look at it

100% interesting to analyze

[golden kiln]

Okay what should I expect

[fathom dove]

Cope

[native musk]

I'm so ass anything could help

[loud wadi]

If you only play bullet and only bullet? Never played any other time control? Then no

[fathom dove]

[golden kiln]

What 😭

[cold quail]

what tc you wanna play

10+0 or 3+2

[golden kiln]

Hb or classic

60m+45s or 10s+0

[cold quail]

nah Hb im trash

bro

[golden kiln]

What

[cold quail]

3+0 final

[golden kiln]

Ehhh

[glacial ivy]

Hey/yo

[golden kiln]

I already tilt dropped 120 elo

[cold quail]

sent to imperage

[obtuse bison]

90+30 is the only correct choice

[fathom dove]

[worn tulip]

hello

[golden kiln]

Ikr

[wraith rapids]

guys

[golden kiln]

(Coming from a bullet main)

[worn tulip]

ccccan anyyyyyy1 playyyyyy with me some games