💬〡chess-talk

[clever kernel]

they're stealing like 100 acheres of land from residents

[quick flicker]

mind blowing advise

[tardy halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1473385204553879731/RDT_20260216_2129541115630892765947280.gif

[tough nova]

Ur welcome.

[dense gorge]

Only 81 people have my color

[clever kernel]

poor people

[left wagon]

Bro it cured my cancer, help me walk on my feet, thanks a lot

[tough nova]

Why did my" this user hates the trusted role" get taken away??

[tardy halo]

That's so dihrespesctful

[tough nova]

WHAAA OI MODS IS TS UR DOING

[lapis barn]

what do yall think about the 8. a4 d5 lines in the ruy

[clever kernel]

im having empathy for them

like its sad what they have to go threw

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-edit-magnus-edit-chess-genius-gif-7909916075280940113

[tough nova]

MODS

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-angry-gif-21494934

[noble bramble]

[loud verge]

Yoo guys my third brilliant in my life

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/we-cool-swae-lee-all-good-in-the-hood-its-aight-no-biggie-gif-22771590

[loud verge]

He took btw

[tardy halo]

BRO I SEND THE WEONG GIF

[tough nova]

I hate u mods

[noble bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-gif-5958854468941694453

[tough nova]

I hope all of u stub ur toes. And get ur mouth stuffed with sweets

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-laughing-rage-bait-gif-8366393814504091925

[clever kernel]

endgame brilliants are far ahead of any brilliant

[jovial hinge]

Bekijk deze briljante zet: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/164972317928/review?move=33

[frosty peak]

Ridvanveliu1964 (1013) vs. kyanoxroadto1kELO (1010)

Move List

1. g3 e5 2. Bg2 d5 3. d4 e4 4. Nd2 Nf6 5. e3 Bd6 6. Nh3 Bg4 7. f3 exf3 8. Nxf3 Nbd7 9. Qd2 c5 10. dxc5 Bxc5 11. Nf4 Qb6 12. Bh3 Bxf3 13. Rf1 Bg4 14. Bxg4 Nxg4 15. Nxd5 Bxe3 16. Qd3 Qd4 17. Nxe3 Nxe3 18. Bxe3 Qxb2 19. Rd1 Qb4+ 20. c3 Qe7 21. h4 Rd8 22. Kf2 Ne5 23. Qxd8+ Qxd8 24. Rxd8+ Kxd8 25. Rd1+ Kc7 26. Bf4 f6 27. g4 h6 28. g5 hxg5 29. hxg5 Re8 30. gxf6 gxf6 31. Bxe5+ Rxe5 32. Rg1 Kb6 33. Rg6 Rf5+ 34. Kg3 Rf1 35. Kg4 Rg1+ 36. Kf5 Rxg6 37. Kxg6 Kc5 38. Kxf6 Kc4 39. Ke6 Kxc3 40. a4 Kb4 41. Kd6 Kxa4 42. Kc7 b5 43. Kc6 Kb4 44. Kb7 a5 45. Kb6 a4 

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-love-poland-gif-10918710646251769391

[willow owl]

Im the inkarnation of fabi vro

[loud verge]

I mean it was the end of the game when I played that brilliant

[tough nova]

I could beat anyone below 1k elo

[jovial hinge]

RAHHHHHHH

[dense gorge]

I did a rook brilliant today endgame 💡

[finite elm]

Have u guys seen the comment section of chess puzzle..the confidence these 800s have is crazy..they be saying anything atp

[limpid viper]

fabi is actually good at blitz tho still

[clever kernel]

technically

[warm flicker]

are you talking about the 5 Maji demolitions, or the Astir/Unaza e Madhe expropriations?

[tardy halo]

Yes and they solve with hints

[lapis barn]

the worse part is the comments under most openings

[limpid viper]

why would i look at ts its just some random kid saying its easy

[lapis barn]

like under bishops opening its just this is scholars mate bad opening

[jovial hinge]

Who wants to put me in my place

[clever kernel]

the ones in rjoll

rrjoll*

[jovial hinge]

Rapid 10 m

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-15699071694512129415

[willow owl]

I could take you in Blitz after my training arc

[tough nova]

Which channel?

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[finite elm]

Idk about that.. the absurd amount of confidence pisses me off

[willow owl]

Not you again😭

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-15699071694512129415

[limpid viper]

ts is not happening

[finite elm]

Any random chess puzzle short dude.. its all same

[tough nova]

Ohh

[tough nova]

What in gods name is that...

[pale pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/get-tf-out-get-out-zimba-lion-king-monkey-gif-1461417101263154936

[warm flicker]

is this the case where locals say an ownership decision recognized the land to someone else and like 80+ families could lose inherited parcels?

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-adams-rubbing-hands-together-spice-adams-vyd3n-meme-man-behind-tree-meme-gif-2569343513927502347

[willow owl]

Lets run it then

[finite elm]

I wish there was a elo requirement for commenting

[tough nova]

Preety sure I could beat u in rapid

[limpid viper]

get to 1800 blitz then sure

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-15699071694512129415

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-15699071694512129415

[tough nova]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-surprised-surprised-cat-stare-cat-stare-gif-112276495113776365

[limpid viper]

it would unironically take you a 100 winstreak to get to 1800 actually 😭

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[willow owl]

Vro is afraid

[lapis barn]

@limpid viper what do u think of the 8. a4 marshall lines in the ruy

[tough nova]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-i-know-song-yes-singing-concert-gif-5098901

[willow owl]

Ask @fleet dove instead smh

[slim cargo]

@latent tangle I stayed up too late lol

[cunning apex]

There needs to be a GM called Sickle

[supple spire]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[cunning apex]

So Sickle and Hammer have a chess match

[limpid viper]

i cannot be playing a 1000 blitz player vro

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-ishowspeed-speeding-please-speed-i-need-this-ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-16620227105127147208

[fleet dove]

they are good

[willow owl]

900*

[hushed trellis]

Who wants to play?

[cunning apex]

iShowMeat

[finite elm]

Damn.. its not that tough homie
I recently got 1700(again lol).. i think ill get 1800 in a week if i play with a calm n collected mental.

[stuck saffron]

Can someone explain me a puzzle in dms or smth

[willow owl]

Daddy @limpid viper is afraid of playing me

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-ts-pmo-gif-2102579015947246168

[stuck saffron]

its an endgaem puzzle rated 1804

[tough nova]

Daddy wha

[tardy halo]

Sending a random gif

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-adams-rubbing-hands-together-spice-adams-vyd3n-meme-man-behind-tree-meme-gif-2569343513927502347

[limpid viper]

not even bones would agree that im afraid of you in BLITZ

[willow owl]

Probably im washed

[pale pollen]

My dad drew a CM can you believe it guys in OTB !

[limpid viper]

maybe if it was rapid there's a slight conversation to be had

[willow owl]

Lets play

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-spongebob-patrick-smile-spongebob-patrick-spongebob-patrick-neptune-gif-15553908463759634649

[finite elm]

Crazy.. whats ur dads elo?

[willow owl]

Why's everyone in this server so afraid to play vro

[pale pollen]

1600 fide?

[finite elm]

Which format are u talking about??

[lapis barn]

whoever that was that deleted that message

[willow owl]

Dayum

[lapis barn]

ik u

[limpid viper]

blitz

[dense gorge]

W dad

[tardy halo]

Vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro vro

[cunning apex]

Your father is casual chess player or?

[willow owl]

Lets play vro

[willow owl]

Vro doesn't know

[tough nova]

I'd lose, but sure

[pale pollen]

He plays every time I play lmao

[finite elm]

Cool.. a 1600 fide is like 2000 online

[willow owl]

Who's gonna tell him

[willow owl]

Didnt you just say you could beat me...?

[cunning apex]

Whats ur elo

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-15699071694512129415

[dense gorge]

You will not believe it

[fleet dove]

he lowkey is bro

[limpid viper]

bro knows full on well this isn't true

[pale pollen]

1700+ fide? idk I stopped checking since 2026

[dense gorge]

Explain

[willow owl]

Vro forgot that during the time i was locked out i was on my otb training arc

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xfuroseigyo

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1809 (peak)
Blitz: 1134 (1151 peak)
Bullet: 932 (953 peak)

[tardy halo]

Hello I'm struggling with mental health King Von he died 5 years ago and I tried to ressurect him but it didn't work

[jovial hinge]

U see that he can take the queen in here right

[cunning apex]

So whats ur elo @pale pollen

[jolly grail]

Hi chat

[tough nova]

I change my mind

[pale pollen]

It really depends, 90|30 is not the same as 3|2

[cunning apex]

Hi

[dense gorge]

I do but what are you wining

[tough nova]

Hello, how's ur day going

[willow owl]

😭

[jovial hinge]

Bro tried to take him to the o

[jolly grail]

Good wbu

[tough nova]

Playing?

[abstract ledge]

yall are so cute

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/успех-удача-установка-смайлик-улыбка-gif-16411344

[willow owl]

If you're gonna be cocky atleast stick to it

[ember pewter]

pretty sure 1600 fide is a big range for online players

[jovial hinge]

Knight fork

[tough nova]

Good 2 know, same

[pale pollen]

Did you read my message

[willow owl]

Sure whats your user?

[ember pewter]

can be 1400-2000+

[jolly grail]

Cool!

[finite elm]

Idk how it works for blitz and bullet.. i dont really enjoy those time control
Lets be honest here.. most of the time ppl are just trying to flag.. 10-15mins is a sweet spot for me

[ember pewter]

because even OTB players tilt

[cunning apex]

Whats ur elo

[ember pewter]

and lose games

[limpid viper]

i am waiting

[tardy halo]

Man what is this goofy pfp stop playing with me boy

https://tenor.com/view/slaywounn-homo-gif-27709432

[tough nova]

Its "Node_id"

[pale pollen]

I stopped checking since 2026 bro I won't check it

[cunning apex]

Is it that bad?

[pale pollen]

Yes

[finite elm]

Idk how it works in speed chess.. but a 1600 fide rapid is definitely around 2000 online

[north zealot]

finally free from all the mentions

[cunning apex]

So lemme guess u are unrated

[pale pollen]

He is not fide rapid... it's fide classical

[fleet dove]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[pale pollen]

Nope

[jolly grail]

Sorry for disturbing but is anyone here open to teach me some good chess for a school tournament? I'm really bad at chess and I wanna get good at it
I can try to pay with drawings or smth cuz I have no money lol

[fathom nacelle]

Please don't ping me.

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[finite elm]

Cool.. u understand what i mean.. right?

[stuck saffron]

Lmao

[pale pollen]

It's my 2026 resolution : Do not check ratings

[jovial hinge]

Full ahh dox

[fathom nacelle]

Genuinely though I hate being pinged randomly

[cunning apex]

But then how will you know if you progress?

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/this-might-be-the-worst-video-of-all-time-worst-message-worst-ever-leave-the-server-worst-gif-16690123984473040756

[pale pollen]

Many older people have difficulties with rapid...

[warm flicker]

actin like u not the cousin

[pale pollen]

The quality of your games

[cunning apex]

Fair ig

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[pale pollen]

That's the most important

[jovial hinge]

Who wants to play me I'm tired and on 3 cans of caffeine

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[jovial hinge]

Hmu

[finite elm]

Does anyone else play the Kings Gambit.. or am i the only psychopath in the society??

[jovial hinge]

U are the psycho

[stuck saffron]

The latter

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/this-might-be-the-worst-video-of-all-time-worst-message-worst-ever-leave-the-server-worst-gif-16690123984473040756

[cunning apex]

My games are random as hell, sometimes I get 80+ accuracy, other times its garbage

[jolly grail]

Alr I'll take it as a no lol
still np I like to chat here

[finite elm]

I knew it.. u have to be fked in the head to chose it as ur main opening

[pale pollen]

just otb games...

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/najdorf-chess-arii-iq-gif-17023722

[tough nova]

@willow owl still up?

[cunning apex]

@safe folio coaches for free

[jolly grail]

Oooh Ö

[limpid viper]

good game beans

[jolly grail]

Thanks for info bro

[cunning apex]

Np

[willow owl]

@limpid viper

[limpid viper]

yes

[tough nova]

Haha, I could try. (Free)

[willow owl]

Um...

[finite elm]

This guy be spamming gif for a while now.. take his media perms back

[willow owl]

What?😭

[kindred crypt]

Hello nerds

[tough nova]

Oh nm ur a female... sry

[jolly grail]

Rlly???

[limpid viper]

ngl how did you almost not win that

[willow owl]

Im just confused

[jolly grail]

Dayum

[kindred crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/757109588721139812.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=peepoFastspin&lossless=true

[cunning apex]

Bruh 💀 💀 💀

[jolly grail]

Lol

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/freaking-snitches-kevin-hart-cold-as-balls-tattletales-damn-snitches-gif-18477256

[willow owl]

I would have won

[tough nova]

Not discrimination I'm just

[willow owl]

I had plenty of time to promote and mate

[jolly grail]

Dwdw

[limpid viper]

no i mean why did it take you that long

[naive seal]

Oh my god Rxc3

[cunning apex]

@tough nova is shy to girls

[tough nova]

😭

[cunning apex]

Thats the reason

[tough nova]

To humans

@willow owl wanna play?

[jolly grail]

I'm shy to other girls too tbh

[tough nova]

Btw, How was tday?

[cunning apex]

Lost and won elo, a bit stuck at 736

Didnt play much

[kindred crypt]

Is there anyone here above 2500 in blitz to play with?

[cunning apex]

I do the mistake to blunder some times

[finite elm]

Damn.. its a good one

[tough nova]

Just keep grinding, Smt will just randomly click and chess will make sense one day lol 😭

[tough nova]

So do i, so does everyone else. Even gm's

Alright, yall have a great day. Peace

[wide quartz]

Every good morning? What???

[mint plume]

How is everyone

[north gull]

grand master

[cunning apex]

As an example I was in a drawing position with a 1100 elo guy and blundered a bishop and since then the game went to the bin

[wide quartz]

Bad morning gm

[jagged rover]

Can I play 3 min with you in 1600 🤩

[junior bolt]

Can i get to 2000+ in 4 months and 3 days im 1700 right now

[junior bolt]

rapid

[obtuse bison]

it stands for great masterbaiter

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[glass meteor]

in classes

[wide quartz]

😥

[kindred crypt]

[mint plume]

This Guy seems familiar

[fathom nacelle]

sorry can you not?

[buoyant gyro]

omniman

[pale pollen]

boys or girls, I'm always there to win and destroy them

[obtuse bison]

cro can we not doxx people 💔

[rotund mortar]

what is ur elo ?

[quick flicker]

hmm

[tough nova]

Gm = grand master in chess

[cunning apex]

<@&745328830649991179>

[pale pollen]

Master WHAT???

[grim crag]

Hi

[fathom nacelle]

Most of us are busy. Don't ping me or I'll ping a mod.

[obtuse bison]

<@&745328830649991179> ngl cro u caught me in a bad mood im pinging mods

[tough nova]

Shucks, happens to the best of us. I'm in a game rn

[buoyant gyro]

Hey he sent an obvious AI pic

[wide quartz]

It joke

[pale pollen]

damn how many times I need to tell that since 2026 I don't check this

[jagged rover]

If I’m 2k rapid what’s my max blitz potential without studying

[obtuse bison]

nah i believe him

[grim crag]

Eco!

Eco.

Eco...

Ecooo

[mint plume]

Is that... gukesh as Kid?

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-gif-6568025221394482814

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-whip-angry-dad-gif-15082707

[fathom nacelle]

right??? Like I'm already feeling bad enough man

[north gull]

blitz is harder than rapid imo, so like 1800 or 1900

[grim crag]

Hi

geo

how are you

doin?

[obtuse bison]

cinema

[jagged rover]

Aight thanks

[pale pollen]

😂

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-homelander-the-deep-boys-angry-gif-17484443382225121615

[pale pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/people-who-don't-know-vs-people-who-know-those-who-don't-know-vs-those-who-know-gif-18075947697117816471

[cunning apex]

Vladimir Kremnik is a great masterbaiter

[grim crag]

Chill out mate

[tough nova]

Sicilian najdorf feels uncomfortable

[mint plume]

Yesss

[wide quartz]

Car is concerned

[north gull]

💀

[finite elm]

2500 prolly

[grim crag]

And ragebaiter.

[obtuse bison]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-react-reply-kramnik-gif-26279262

[pale pollen]

replace ter by tur

[north gull]

where and how did you get that

[cunning apex]

Way to ruin a joke man

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Karamveer Singh (karamveer_singh07)

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Name: Karamveer Singh (karamveer_singh07)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2000 (peak)
Blitz: 1835 (1873 peak)
Bullet: 1753 (1816 peak)

[warm flicker]

1900

[pale pollen]

lol

[steel drift]

test

[pale pollen]

Hi new

[steel drift]

anyone else experiencing server lag ?? not sure where is the support channel?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mario_dev

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 736 (770 peak)
Blitz: 657
Bullet: 189

[finite elm]

Brotha.. then why 2500 blitz players are 2200 rapid??
Check among ur frnds.. u will see the pattern

[pale pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-new-here-say-hi-discord-im-new-here-say-hi-im-new-here-say-hi-discord-new-member-discord-new-gif-8065649195492145845

[warm flicker]

hello

[limpid viper]

crazy

[tough nova]

I rrl should stop using discord while playing games

[warm flicker]

because they dont play rapid

[tough nova]

(In a game rn)

[cunning apex]

Since yesterday I lost a grand amount of 2 elo

[north gull]

exactly

[warm flicker]

thats a lot

[next trout]

Would you guys rather have 1 dollar or 2 dollar

[normal mason]

its really hard to tell it depends on whether your strength in rapid is speed

[limpid viper]

@willow owl you going?

[pale pollen]

Why you care about 2 elo

[lapis barn]

1 given i cant spend dollars

[willow owl]

Going?

[cunning apex]

Cuz it sends me further away from 800

[limpid viper]

you aren't accepting the rematch so it hought you were done

[tough nova]

Wth is ts position

[next trout]

Fair

[finite elm]

Yeahh cuz playing rapid hurts the brain more.. and it hits harder after losing with all those calculations u do for 5 mins straight

[torn sparrow]

1700

[patent patrol]

Brooo

[pale pollen]

Put the elo away and focus on studying chess

[warm flicker]

yeah i dont play that bs

[cunning apex]

What would u suggest

[lapis barn]

read proper theory books

[shadow temple]

How can i become good at chess?

[lapis barn]

most are on pdf form

[next trout]

It can be 3k it can be 2.1k

[pale pollen]

Tactics might help

[lapis barn]

theyre amazing

[finite elm]

Keep flagging

[pale pollen]

analyse every game

[willow owl]

@limpid viper get some rest man

[limpid viper]

nah

[willow owl]

I think you need it

😭

[normal mason]

when u gonna play otb vro

[limpid viper]

let me lock in

[tough nova]

Will i win ts game yall? (The one I'm currently plain

[pale pollen]

you might wanna get a nice profile or people will think that you are a scammer...

[cunning apex]

Most of the times I lose its because of stuff I do in Middlegame

[torn sparrow]

I have a league game this weekend

[cunning apex]

And it pisses me off

[pale pollen]

[torn sparrow]

Its all national rated though 🥀

[lapis barn]

im making a document rn and this document involves analyzing high level games and expressing them which i find difficult, what would yall recommend?

[cunning apex]

Samuel actually I like u

[next trout]

Do y'all think i got potential to be 3k rated

[finite elm]

Do i look like a scammer to u??

[alpine nimbus]

no

[cunning apex]

I dunno, not even Magnoose Carson is 3k

[next trout]

Hater

[lapis barn]

tbf u asked

[pale pollen]

No because I know him

[alpine nimbus]

lover

[next trout]

Yea sucks to be him

[next trout]

No ew

[finite elm]

Cool

[pale pollen]

oh for you no

[normal mason]

how high up the league do you need to go before games are fide rated

[next trout]

Tbf i didn't like the answer

[jovial anchor]

900 elo and im already at a plateau

[lapis barn]

tbf why ask then

[jovial anchor]

Im stupid as hell

[pale pollen]

I have some tips to detect them... Like discord tag, nitro, profile effects, roles and connections

[finite elm]

Time to pop up multiple tabs.. and actually learn chess

[alpine nimbus]

who taked to you its betwen me and him

[cunning apex]

Are you Indian?

[next trout]

Top 10 questions that shouldn't be asked

[normal mason]

very reasonable elo to plateau at

[torn sparrow]

Like 7 leagues probably but low-key there is like 30+ average strength difference between leagues

[pale pollen]

I see where you are

[finite elm]

Lmao.. tell me what is it

[normal mason]

what does 30 mean

[jovial anchor]

I feel like ive learnt enough to break through it but im not trying hard enough

[lapis barn]

ur talking in a massive discord server u cant reasonably expect to have a private convo

also i was on ur side lol

[torn sparrow]

30 Elo strenght average difference between the leagues

[finite elm]

Son of a bi.........shop

[alpine nimbus]

hello

[normal mason]

damn bro did the math

[cunning apex]

Get a room

[pale pollen]

I mean normally if you talk normally, have a discord tag, profile effect, connections to your discord account or nitro... You shouldn't be a scammer.

[next trout]

So fun to see people sweating to gain elo when you are just playing for fun

[cunning apex]

Im asking cuz u have a role similar to Indian languages

[pale pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/the-bishop-gif-10982226

[torn sparrow]

No it's a very made off estimate

[torn sparrow]

I mean the higher league might be even weaker by average

[normal mason]

oh yeah i really like how your league results page is setup

[finite elm]

Okay will take care of this next time

[normal mason]

i wish ours looked like that

[torn sparrow]

They changed It last year I think idk

[cunning apex]

Magnus Carlson drunk 2829 elo, Magnus Carson sober 2882 elo, Magnus Carson in shorts 3000 elo

[alpine nimbus]

any one want to 1vs1

[pale pollen]

lol

[tough nova]

I lost, i blundered while texting.

[pale pollen]

Texting is bad while playing chess

[lapis barn]

magnus carlsen naked cannot be measured on the elo scale

[finite elm]

Really?? U weren't being racist cuz the topic was scammers??

[normal mason]

https://liquipedia.net/chess/Portal:Tournaments

yoooooooo i didnt know this was a thing

[cunning apex]

You were the one asking and I asked you a question

[grim geode]

@paper verge hi

[summer oar]

this guy couldn’t do anything 💀

[finite elm]

Now we have moustache magnus too

[cunning apex]

The question is based on the role u picked

[paper verge]

Lets play chess

No excuses

[torn sparrow]

Lmao

[finite elm]

Cool.. there was a misunderstanding mb

[grim geode]

im preparing ofc

[waxen musk]

I had a very hard time getting here on blitz... my rapid peak is 1250.

[grim geode]

tmr tourney

[paper verge]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-crying-sad-depressed-jover-gif-4225633507605904550

[tough nova]

Chess is

[torn sparrow]

I love how it counts 3 0 Thursday and freestyle Friday

[tough nova]

Ha

[paper verge]

What time it is there btw

[normal mason]

https://www.chess.com/events/info/2026-chesscom-global-championship

wait what they brought this back

[tough nova]

I lost

[normal mason]

as in they brought back the untitled qualis

[cunning apex]

Also for the scammer thing, I dunno depends, are you working alone, in a call center? Cuz there could be multiple options. But ig a scammer would say neither

[finite elm]

Good luck.. if u really wanna win it
Play a bongcloud

[tough nova]

I've lost most of the games I've played today.

[normal mason]

march 14th and 21st

[paper verge]

You think pinging me at random servers is preparing @grim geode

[lapis barn]

give the opps a chance cmon

[waxen musk]

I like this. The speed chess championships don't work for me. Games are too fast for me to follow. They become eval bar watching parties.

[warm flicker]

lol

[finite elm]

Now i see where u r heading..

[torn sparrow]

They should bring better names

[alpine nimbus]

i know its not chess but do any one here watch f1?

[torn sparrow]

Like just call it chesscom rapid

[cunning apex]

The most entertaining chess matches in ny opinion are intermediate to advanced level chess matches

[tough nova]

How do I get better at chess

[lapis barn]

play

[kindred crypt]

me

[alpine nimbus]

you cant

[tough nova]

I keep losing

[cunning apex]

You were the one asking and u found out

[lapis barn]

play more

[alpine nimbus]

this year will be our year

[tough nova]

I've been platoing for 4 days

[potent tiger]

A weird question but Is it really that important to study chess moves to improve?

[normal mason]

lmao

[lapis barn]

play more

[kindred crypt]

who u suporting? ferrari?

[alpine nimbus]

nope

[warm flicker]

cool

[lapis barn]

vary ur openings

[finite elm]

[tough nova]

Whats the point

[alpine nimbus]

absulutly

[normal mason]

ngl this is quite funny to me

[lapis barn]

the point to chess is whatever point u want

[torn sparrow]

Only 2 open qualifiers 🥀

[tough nova]

Oh ye now that I think abt it, I did switch to Najdorf when I started losing

[cunning apex]

So my final answer would be I dont know

[normal mason]

main barrier of me not being in the WC is due to a lack of opportunities obviously

not because skill issue

[lapis barn]

try kan if u want to switch

[kindred crypt]

God bless ur soul, the rear wing literally backflipped sooo

[tough nova]

Chess is chess. Smt I wanna master

[normal mason]

6 spots lol

[lapis barn]

so thats the point

[tough nova]

I used to play it but idk, doesn't rrl sit well with me

[lapis barn]

read a theory book

[potent tiger]

I don’t know any specific openings or moves but every now and then people tell me I should learn them

[finite elm]

[lapis barn]

i can pull up some high level kan games if u like

[torn sparrow]

I think it's so random untitled 2100 fide Chinese-indian guys can do well

[lapis barn]

for u to revise from

[alpine nimbus]

idc its better than other rear i assume they make it in accedint

[kindred crypt]

u will learn it through practice

[normal mason]

thought u were talking about me until u said 2100

[tough nova]

Aren't than any other openings? Smt similar to Ruy Lopez but with black

[normal mason]

:(

[modern sandal]

you should learn them through enough practice

[lapis barn]

sure non-sicilian systems exist

[torn sparrow]

Also you didn't farm it in China

[kindred crypt]

well good luck, I'm a max supporter

[normal mason]

: )

[cunning apex]

They arent titled mostly cuz the title costs their monthly wage

[alpine nimbus]

learn opening for black and one for white and you will learn from your mistake

[lapis barn]

@tough nova what kinda opening u looking for as black

[normal mason]

i was in shanghai for chess

[tough nova]

Do i just start playing e5?

[pale pollen]

My chess club is kinda ruined

[torn sparrow]

More like because they aren't 2200 fide

[normal mason]

and then there was this guy whos 2k fide telling me like

IM is failure

[lapis barn]

thats a great way to vary ur studies

[cunning apex]

Nah bruh they def are 2200 but FIDE is sussy

[lapis barn]

other options include karo, french, scandinavian

[torn sparrow]

What is blud talking about

[kindred crypt]

wtf who says that??

[normal mason]

he says if he pursued chess professionally and didnt reach GM he would be failure

[modern sandal]

yeah IG

[alpine nimbus]

i really hoped max will be the champoin againe last year but lando did

[tough nova]

I've played Caro before

[torn sparrow]

I am betting he is 1900 fide now

[next trout]

What you mean lol

[feral coral]

sza said it not me

[potent tiger]

I mean I learned to play in 7th grade (we had instructors) and they taught us the pure basics like how pieces move and how to castle

[kindred crypt]

yeahhh ik charles did all he could

[normal mason]

he was their coach

[tough nova]

I think I'll play e5

[lapis barn]

so try again or try smth else

[pale pollen]

I learned when I was 4

[wild stirrup]

pawn brilliant

[modern sandal]

what do you mean international master is a failure ?

[tough nova]

Thanks

[alpine nimbus]

we all know what does mean

[torn sparrow]

So bro is inactive

[next trout]

Sza prove it to me

[lapis barn]

would u like an idea

[normal mason]

i mean i kind of get what he means

[tough nova]

I will. Should I do puzzles?

[pale pollen]

Touch grass sometimes

[normal mason]

if i spent my whole life in chess and i cant make money from tournaments

[lapis barn]

puzzles are great

[tough nova]

Yse pls.

[normal mason]

thats kind of sad

[stoic sigil]

how do u play chess

[lapis barn]

try playing petrovs

[normal mason]

thats why i would have never been a chess professional

[modern sandal]

yes but dont spend your whole life with them

[tough nova]

I've heard of it but never rrl played it

[gritty wave]

I was gonna say he got somewhat of a point. If you play chess for a living 24/7 u gotta be gm at some point bruv

[lapis barn]

give it a go

[pale pollen]

You can photograph chess tournaments

[potent tiger]

Wow

[jovial hinge]

Do we like this queen sac

[tough nova]

Haha, I couldn't even if I wanted to. I have to force myself to do puzzles. I get rrl bored doing then

[alpine nimbus]

i am you from the futer dont wast your time on chess you will have an accident and lose all your memory so do somethink else enstad

[wild stirrup]

using a 5.56 is more efficient than sniping with bishops idk

[pale pollen]

Started to be more serious 3 years ago tho

[normal mason]

like in chess its quite imbalanced because in some other sports you can make it to top say 2000 and still do decent for yourself

[feral coral]

play four knights and never give up on it

[tough nova]

Kk. Any recommendations as to how i should learn it?

[feral coral]

or halloween gambit

[normal mason]

but GM is top like 600 and still no money

[lapis barn]

i can pull up some high level games

[pale pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-gif-10740051160026992860

[gritty wave]

Yeah thats true

[normal mason]

must do coaching or content

[tough nova]

Do i just analyze them?

[kindred crypt]

an advice which was well spoken but at the wrong time

[gritty wave]

How have u not gotten a title yet? @normal mason

[next trout]

I have already achieved my final goal lil vro i play for fun and casually now

[cunning apex]

Hmm you play chess for a while and u said u got serious in chess 3 years ago, so ur well must be 2100 FIDE

[lapis barn]

yes

[modern sandal]

yeah i sometimes only do them for the streak

[tough nova]

Sure, If its not too much to ask

[pale pollen]

What do you think about taking pictures during chess tournaments?

[modern sandal]

Yes!

[late root]

Yo , pathetic beginners

[stoic sigil]

cheers will take this into account

[alpine nimbus]

i am you from the futer dont wast your time on that girl she is using you

[normal mason]

i mean i can probably list all of the chess photographers that do well lol

[modern sandal]

what?

[normal mason]

much easier to coach

[signal snow]

?

[next trout]

I don't even talk to any girls at the moment

[gritty wave]

Hi

[potent tiger]

I mean I honestly wasn’t too into in it when I started but our school had a tournament with 3 other schools and I even ended up winning but back then (it being middle school) I got laughed at for taking it serious but tbh I actually felt proud of it

[pale pollen]

I’m not 2100 fide

[alpine nimbus]

dont you will meet one

[warm flicker]

2100 fide in 3 years?

[gritty wave]

If you have no title how tf will i get it

[late root]

Still studying others moves 🤦

[torn sparrow]

Possible tbh

[cunning apex]

How humble, you are def a CM

[normal mason]

i actually know someone who did that

[next trout]

Definitely not this year

[torn sparrow]

Same

[normal mason]

and they started at 12

[next trout]

Very much possible

[tough nova]

I'll take chess seriously from now

[normal mason]

shame on me lmao

[potent tiger]

Farthest I can get in chess.com (rapid) is about 540

[warm flicker]

not "very much"

[tough nova]

No discord while playing chess

[torn sparrow]

I don't think he was even serious about chess

[alpine nimbus]

any girl whant some rizz? i have a lot but i dont have gf to rizz

[next trout]

Even possible if they started at 14

[normal mason]

some people just built diff

[modern sandal]

what?

[alpine nimbus]

in 2026 in 15 martch

[signal snow]

Lol

[tough nova]

Play chess

[next trout]

A lot of people have done it

[pale pollen]

I’m not CM, already won few times against CM/NM players and draw with them but I’m not there yet…

[normal mason]

ofc u just have to be talented and hardworking

[warm flicker]

extremely unlikely most people can do that

[potent tiger]

Starting to wonder if I hit my limit in just improvising most my moves and start learning more about openings

[torn sparrow]

Did you beat GMs

[next trout]

I will definitely be in my home all day that particular day

[alpine nimbus]

you will one of them for sure

[signal snow]

What's your rating?

[pale pollen]

No

[cunning apex]

Hmm 1800 I suppose would be my final guess

[next trout]

Yea need to invest a lot of time

[alpine nimbus]

you wont be

[normal mason]

oh did yall see the magnus guesses elo youtube video

[late root]

I mean get a life , even in chess you don't play you all just copying those MF and say " we're now good player" what is thr point of that

[pale pollen]

🤯 read the chat above, enough with this question

[tough nova]

I'm gonna do nothing but chess for the next 2 days

[next trout]

Definitely not I will be serious for studies soon and when i will be done with it will already be close to 3 years

[torn sparrow]

They only had weaker players other than 1 exception

[gritty wave]

How to become super gm

[tough nova]

Have talent.

[next trout]

I will it's just after my finals

[rapid mirage]

Nah. Chess for your lifetime

[signal snow]

Simple question bro

[normal mason]

yeah and obviously magnus knows the guy lmao

[modern sandal]

...

[normal mason]

ok but there was this old man almost 2000 fide

[alpine nimbus]

i assume its not you then who is it

[next trout]

Still doesn't change the fact that it's very much possible for a young player

[tough nova]

Uhh ur asking for too much

[rapid mirage]

Be a super GM

[potent tiger]

How long have you been playing?

[pale pollen]

2026 resolution: do not check ratings

[alpine nimbus]

who named bob 41 years old and play roblox every day ?

[gritty wave]

Ty

[next trout]

Someone we will meet in the future

[normal mason]

also i love the fact that you can kind of tell how long theyve played for

[tough nova]

I gotta do other stuff aswell, chess is a hobby

[late root]

Just two ways , memorizing like archive or play , create and get in the flow

[normal mason]

just by how they look

[signal snow]

Whatever

[next trout]

Been 17 months now

[buoyant gyro]

I know I'm only 700 bllitz, but this is so funny, EVERY single player that plays this gambit against me and I don't take the bishop just allows me to checkmate like this...

[normal mason]

like some people just look like theyve played their whole life and some look like they started in covid

[alpine nimbus]

weak

[pale pollen]

This includes MY RATING and Opponent ones !

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2400 (peak)
Blitz: 2416 (peak)
Bullet: 2505 (peak)

[potent tiger]

Do you find it better to learn on your own or try to study others?

[tough nova]

Can u tell how long I've played by looking at me?

[tough nova]

Damn

[alpine nimbus]

learn on your own

[next trout]

Learning by yourself is always better imo

[buoyant gyro]

Given that you're asian, 2 months

[next trout]

Yea

[normal mason]

3 months

[lapis barn]

@tough nova 1. e4 e5 2. nf3 nf6 3. nxe5 d6 4. nf3 nxe4 5. d4 be7 6. bd3 nf6 7. h3 0-0 8. 0-0 c5 9. nc3 nc6 10. re1 a6 11. d5 na7 12. a4 bd7 13. a5 re8 14. bf1 h6 15. bf4 bf8 16. rxe8 qxe8 17. bh2 qd8 18. nd2 qc7 19. nde4 nxe5 20. nxe4 bf5 21. nd2 re8 22. c3 qd8 23. qb3 qd7 24. c4 nc8 25. g4 bh7 26. bd3 bxd3 17. qxd3 g6 18. rb1 bg7 29. b4 cxb4 30. rxb4 qc7 31. nb3 be5 32. bxe5 rxe5 33. qd4 g5 34. kg2 qe7 35. nd2 re1 36. rb3 re2 37. kf3 re5 38. re3 f6 39. ne4 kg7 40. kg2 qc7 41. rf3 b5 42. axb6 1-0 Karpov Smyslov, 1972

[late root]

Haha you seem to have a brain

[modest fern]

hello,I connected my discord account with chess account,I didn't get trusted role

[tough nova]

Wrong.

[normal mason]

or 4

[tough nova]

Its 4 months, actually. Both of u r wrong

[potent tiger]

And what made you come to that conclusion lol

[buoyant gyro]

How frequently though/

[jovial hinge]

Ty

[signal snow]

I am about to head out to the club

[gritty wave]

Sybau

[pale pollen]

🧐

[next trout]

Gotta go 3 percent battery 💔

[tough nova]

I played quite alot. Well I took a 1 month break in the middle tho

[signal snow]

Suck my elo

[modern sandal]

Be kind to each other.
Please keep derogatory words/phrases, personal attacks away from the server. Do not abuse, harass or attack anyone. We will not tolerate violent threats, racism, sexism, homophobia or any other forms of discrimination. This includes DMs if done to multiple server members.
Remember that this is an open public forum with people of all ages and backgrounds from all over the world, be respectful!

[warm flicker]

what I said litearlly means its not very much possible. it's just "possible"

[gritty wave]

Is elo your existence why would u say that

[late root]

I mean 99% of players just copying others and call it " study " that's just an illusion

[tough nova]

I started playing seriously after the 1 month break

[pale pollen]

One of my chess clubs is dead

[signal snow]

Sybau

[gritty wave]

Suck my elo

[tough nova]

Ratings

Why.

[normal mason]

but if i play ill have to grind to 2600 rapid

[lapis barn]

@tough nova i hope u find the game useful

[cunning apex]

Sheesh ur elo is quite big

[normal mason]

oof

[signal snow]

De ja vu

[tough nova]

Oh, thanks a bunch!

[warm flicker]

connect your account son

[next trout]

Let's just say i am getting 5k dollars a month just to play chess even i can reach 2.1k elo in less than 12 months gotta trust my words

[potent tiger]

You have a unique way of looking at things

[late root]

Ok sorry, but I'm just saying the truth

[tough nova]

I'll do my best trying to analyze it. Thanks again

[gritty wave]

Theres way bigger in here

[pale pollen]

People care to much about it… their god is elo 😕

[gritty wave]

Im only average

[torn sparrow]

You would drop everything

[buoyant gyro]

We're standing on the shoulders of giants

[signal snow]

Yes elo is my existence lil bro

[normal mason]

hopefully everyone who beats me gets banned

[tough nova]

I just wanna get better at chess...

[cunning apex]

Bro 2k elo is not average

[normal mason]

obviously they must be cheating

[signal snow]

??

[radiant swan]

is this god commanding silence upon someone

[torn sparrow]

I mean the problem is when you are 2600 it's like assuming you will beat every single under 2000

[robust zephyr]

Didn't even realise it's mate

[modern sandal]

And an opinion isnt always the truth

[potent tiger]

Same lol

[torn sparrow]

And you get 0

[teal cloud]

hey mario whats your elo

[burnt cloud]

Same

[lapis barn]

what colours

[next trout]

Bye chat see y'all later

[burnt cloud]

can i get a game

[normal mason]

i mean

[pale pollen]

It’s like 1500

[gritty wave]

Why would u play rapid beyond 2500

[normal mason]

i will though

[gritty wave]

Just play blitz

[potent tiger]

I constantly see people use their queen and knight to try and force a quick checkmate

[normal mason]

unless cheating

[burnt cloud]

How do you fix this why is it all white

[lapis barn]

its easily counterable

[scarlet arrow]

ono

[tough nova]

Btw, if u don't mind my asking, Where'd u get the game from?

[pale pollen]

Black lives matter, where are them? 😭

[robust zephyr]

It's a new chess com bot

[signal snow]

So if I beat you I should get banned?

[lapis barn]

chessbase database

[tribal sage]

owo

[potent tiger]

And then they bring out the bishop and try another angle

[normal mason]

straight facts

[burnt cloud]

Can i get a game with someone

[late root]

What I mean is, instead of spending 10,000 hours memorizing someone else's gameplay, you can use that time to create your own.

[signal snow]

I'm stronger than you

[lapis barn]

send an example game

[tribal sage]

sure what's your username

[willow owl]

@limpid viper gg

[modern sandal]

[tough nova]

Got it, thanks

[torn sparrow]

1900s are pretty competitive bro

[lapis barn]

it costs money btw

[burnt cloud]

Are you actually under 500

[limpid viper]

bro runs when im finally playing decent

[pale pollen]

Play him then

[tough nova]

Oh

[normal mason]

if i have a strength it is beating weaker players imo

[lapis barn]

yh sry

[tough nova]

Welp, I'm broke.

[signal snow]

No need

[willow owl]

We are indeed

[lapis barn]

its very worth it if u can afford it tho

[burnt cloud]

can i get a game

[tribal sage]

yes

[modern sandal]

me too twin

[willow owl]

Vro its been 11 games how much more do you want to play😭

[pale pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-chickens-gif-16904607200260083557

[robust zephyr]

Nowhere to be found

[normal mason]

now when i watch 2000s play i just see 0 game sense

[limpid viper]

3 more vro

this is a good warmup for me

[tribal sage]

@burnt cloud what's your username...

[tough nova]

But ig they're not rrl that necessary. I'll just do my best without em

[gritty wave]

Facts

[torn sparrow]

Play any 1900 you won't win every single game as expected by the rating formula

[potent tiger]

I can’t send images here for some reason

[signal snow]

Yeah you are definitely low elo too

[potent tiger]

I’ll dm you it

[lapis barn]

send a link

[tough nova]

Why u apologising 😭 ur not the one who put them behind a paywall lol

[burnt cloud]

baselessallegations

[torn sparrow]

You lose once in 20-30

[normal mason]

really lol

[willow owl]

11 games is enough for me for today

[pale pollen]

even if I’m 500, what’s the problem ?

[lapis barn]

unfort i agree its worthy of the paywall

[normal mason]

yeah i guess so

[willow owl]

@fleet dove

[lapis barn]

its an incredibly high quality products

[modern sandal]

heyy ummm what do i need to do to send images?

[normal mason]

but the tournament is 9 games

[lethal briar]

Pretty cool website gives puzzles from your own games

[willow owl]

Let me join your Academy sir

[signal snow]

You can't chat to me

[torn sparrow]

Chesscom needs to add .ratings

[limpid viper]

bro said today knowing well of he's never gonna play me again

[tough nova]

Ig I could consider buying it...

[tribal sage]

@burnt cloud I'm sending, also what are the allegations

[willow owl]

What?🙏

[tough nova]

Chess.com premium right?

[normal mason]

so hikaru can farm .5 from me every game fr

[tough nova]

Should I.

[limpid viper]

we will literally never play again

[burnt cloud]

Baseless ones

[willow owl]

And why is that?

[torn sparrow]

I think he gets less

[tribal sage]

interesting, is 10+0 ok

[limpid viper]

because we literally never play

[fleet dove]

you lost to a 900 my boy wrap it up

[radiant swan]

ono

[burnt cloud]

yes

[torn sparrow]

Like 600 difference would be normally 0.5

[cosmic ruin]

Hey any 1700-1800 right here

[tough nova]

I'm gonna be totally broke tho 😭

[limpid viper]

6 times

[torn sparrow]

But its +1

[modern sandal]

ono

[willow owl]

Its just cuz i was locked out for 2 months

[lapis barn]

its 200 euros

[burnt cloud]

Try again

[torn sparrow]

This has been used to farm so much

[tribal sage]

oh 8k

[fleet dove]

that's embarassing for you

[normal mason]

oh yeah ur right

[late root]

What you all think about chess now? Is it really a genius game ?

[willow owl]

Why was bro watching

[limpid viper]

i was hanging queens and shit bro and now im finally playing decent bro stops playing

[willow owl]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-laugh-four-gif-7446278225827837893

[pale pollen]

A quality of good players is to talk with lower ones! I always talk to low elo… even when I play against 1000… I tell them that they played pretty well !

[radiant swan]

8k

[shut agate]

https://www.chess.com/game/164974197152
684 moves

[fleet dove]

I wasnt but you pinged me for some reason

[radiant swan]

did you lose really badly to deng

[pale pollen]

Shot in 8k?

[signal snow]

I ain't reading allat

[graceful star]

I love u

[late root]

Kid

[tough nova]

What 😭

[willow owl]

Not too bad suprisingly. 3-6 maybe

[signal snow]

🫡

[upbeat trail]

Which website is this?

[torn sparrow]

This is why you should farm 2000s fr

[lapis barn]

yh its pricy af

[pale pollen]

Catfish? Do you love me?

[willow owl]

I thought id get swept in bullet

[lethal briar]

chessrio

[graceful star]

I love y'all

[radiant swan]

@oblique dagger how can you lose to this washed 500 dawg

[willow owl]

But suprisingly not

[lethal briar]

Ts be lagging my phone 🙏😭

[pale pollen]

Why catfish 😂

[tough nova]

Hell nah- what r we talking abt tho?

[lapis barn]

wdym

[willow owl]

Im not the underdog for no reason vro

[radiant swan]

clearly says he/him he aint catfish

[willow owl]

Hi waguri

[tough nova]

Forget me being broke, I can't even afford that shi 💔

[naive jolt]

Hi guys wsg

[tough nova]

Like its chess.com premium right?

[pale pollen]

😅

[gritty wave]

Hi ft3 bullet?

[torn sparrow]

Did you go 5-6 against washelo

[willow owl]

Nobody catfishing vro

[lapis barn]

no

[tribal sage]

hmmm

[willow owl]

6-5 vro

[lapis barn]

its a massive database of 11.5 ~ million games that u can search through

[pale pollen]

🤷‍♂️

[tough nova]

Huh? What r we talking abt then?

[modern sandal]

diamond and platinum and gold

[tribal sage]

yay

[naive jolt]

@limpid viper @torn sparrow@mortal bronze @gentle gorge @severe dock game 3 0?

[torn sparrow]

🥶

[tough nova]

Doesn't chess.com have one too?

[willow owl]

How the turns have tabled

[lapis barn]

this one is significantly better

[pale pollen]

None worth

[normal mason]

@torn sparrow and eric made FM pretty cool

[naive jolt]

what?

[lapis barn]

chessbase database is the first chess investment i recommend u make

[normal mason]

bros gonna become an IM like next year

[gritty wave]

It means first to 3

[naive jolt]

ohh ok why not, user?

[torn sparrow]

Idk about that

[modern sandal]

ok i just want infinite game review

[gritty wave]

Blitzsensei1

[scarlet arrow]

elaborate

[rapid mirage]

Goonflower is an FM?

[pale pollen]

🙄 chessbase is not on Mac

[alpine nimbus]

8k on what

[tough nova]

Huh, whats the name? (Not that I can afford it)

[torn sparrow]

He plays too much bullet and getting norms is hard

[tough nova]

Should I buy chess.com premium

[normal mason]

so he has 1 norm now right

[pale pollen]

Useless… you will understand later

[lapis barn]

if you are going to spend money on chess i recommed this be what u spend it on

[radiant swan]

its a typo for "ok"

[tribal sage]

absolutely... NOT

[torn sparrow]

I don't think so because there weren't enough different federations

[scarlet arrow]

okay, why

[radiant swan]

buy it for me owo

[tough nova]

Hm?...

[modern sandal]

i guess i just want to laugh at my 100-200 elo games

[tribal sage]

it's a scam :)

[tough nova]

WHAAA how?

[alpine nimbus]

ohh 8k :)

[modern sandal]

so youre talking about subscription?

[torn sparrow]

Also 2350 performance

[tribal sage]

how is it not

[pale pollen]

🤔isn’t there a free trial

[tough nova]

Yh diamond

[mortal bronze]

okay

[lapis barn]

because its very useful in finding top level games in your lines, finding new ideas you hadnt considered, and for testing how your own ideas hold up against existing games

[cosmic ruin]

Who wants to run guess the elo rn

[modern sandal]

yes but on;y a week

[cosmic ruin]

In vc

[fleet dove]

don't ask for kel's help in endgames

[mortal bronze]

doesn't change what i said though

[tribal sage]

can I play you instead hehe

[pale pollen]

He is not connected

[rapid mirage]

How is bones academy

[cosmic ruin]

Elo?

[fleet dove]

stronger than ever

[cosmic ruin]

Im tilting rn

[pale pollen]

Laugh at everyone not connected

[alpine nimbus]

so if i just get money whit 6 ppl and by family offre it will be chiper right?

[scarlet arrow]

you know there's a free master database for that

[willow owl]

Bones Academy cant even teach ladder mate smh

[tribal sage]

actually I'm playing a game, you can guess that game's elo after I finish if you want

[modern sandal]

not really worth it but i dont really care but if you want to analyse your games maybe

[fleet dove]

The Bones Academy has put people on the moon

[cosmic ruin]

Okay

[normal mason]

its 2 other federations and thats enough no?

[rapid mirage]

Why are all of your members u2000 in strength

[mortal bronze]

um

i was afk then

[lapis barn]

this is just higher quality, i believe its worth it

[fleet dove]

This is simply not true, we have many strong players in the Bones Academy

[tough nova]

True

[tough nova]

Yh chess can be learnt for free

[mortal bronze]

not one good player

[rapid mirage]

Name one

[torn sparrow]

Also it says 2350 performance you need 2450

[fleet dove]

Dor is a high ranking official in the bones academy

[pale pollen]

[mortal bronze]

mid

[rapid mirage]

Official* not student

[open dove]

What would you play as black in response. My opponent blundered not only losing their pawn but forking rook and queen with the same move

[fleet dove]

rosimo is a student of the bones academy

[willow owl]

I wouldn't go to nasa for chess coaching vro

[alpine nimbus]

a lot of lier these days

[signal snow]

Bro don't listen to anyone in chat ,they don't know anything

[mortal bronze]

worse than mid

[warm flicker]

Nd7 or e6

[rapid mirage]

Nah rosimo is like 350 tho frfr trust

[pale pollen]

Low cost MacBook is coming before chessbase on Mac

[willow owl]

Putting people on the moon ≠ Good chess coaching

[fleet dove]

In one way or another, everyone is a member of the bones academy, they just don't know it yet

[mortal bronze]

you should come to kel

[lapis barn]

chessbase isnt on mac

[torn sparrow]

Who is the second highest officer in the bones academy

[lapis barn]

rip

[willow owl]

I am alr part of the kel Academy sir

[rapid mirage]

Helo is somehow

[mortal bronze]

kel academy is the only good academy

[upper quail]

can I join

[pale pollen]

Ik

[mortal bronze]

real

[radiant swan]

does that mean i am one of the bones academy

[shadow obsidian]

chess com edging my 1300 rank up game @mortal bronze

[mortal bronze]

everyone is welcome

[torn sparrow]

He fell because of his terrible loss against bones

[fleet dove]

we rank our officials into separate divisions, you are the highest ranking member of our news network

[lapis barn]

i cliked enter instead of the question mark 😭

[torn sparrow]

🥶

[upper quail]

merci

[tribal sage]

you edging yourself by not getting to 2000 vro

[fleet dove]

Of course, we only ban people named brian and polish people

[lapis barn]

id apply for the military division

[rapid mirage]

The bones aura is crazy

[idle oracle]

just Qb6 here

[shadow obsidian]

this is true

[rapid mirage]

What if you're both?

[radiant swan]

how about uncs like kel 🙏

[pale pollen]

Oh the oranges 🍊 guy

[mortal bronze]

is it chess.com edging it or you?

[fleet dove]

You will be waterboarded in the Styx River

[shadow obsidian]

hello sam

[buoyant spear]

????

Co ty mówisz???

[pale pollen]

[shadow obsidian]

chess com is edging me

[normal mason]

Rc is avg opp rating

[torn sparrow]

😭

[buoyant spear]

Ty mendo jedna

[warm flicker]

why are you green now

[fleet dove]

You are banned from the Bones Academy I'm sorry

[warm flicker]

hey be nice

[torn sparrow]

That is Ro

[buoyant spear]

Menda

[rapid mirage]

That seems fun. I'm Brian and I'm Polish.

[torn sparrow]

Also that needs to be 2250