💬〡chess-talk

[stone flume]

Ding liren just posted again on Chinese social media.

[plush vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/heartsdale-huang4evr-bubblyjae-swag-walk-gif-25571862

[slim cargo]

What

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chat is this overkill?

[latent tangle]

games of chess 🤓

[slim cargo]

I play real chess

[latent tangle]

🧢

[slim cargo]

I haven't played online tho

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fake chess??

[mild pecan]

actually i played chess with my dead grandma when i was 4

[stone flume]

This is on Jan Timman

[slim cargo]

With real pieces

[latent tangle]

💀

[mild pecan]

well shes dead now

[scenic badge]

my fault gng

[latent tangle]

gng what

[strong locust]

I got a diamond membership somehow
How do I take full advantage of it

[scenic badge]

review, puzzles and stats

[latent tangle]

nolife

[scenic badge]

and lessons maybe

[mild pecan]

she tripped down like 6 flights of stairs i think

[jovial rose]

what happened to ur old acc lol

[scenic badge]

oh shi mb rip

[elder saddle]

get me one

[scenic badge]

lost access

[mild pecan]

S

[scenic badge]

really sad it was like isnce 2018?

[slim cargo]

Like my pfp?

[indigo void]

Well well well

[maiden relic]

That's a really lame way to die

[latent tangle]

tf yo what

[indigo void]

Wanna play

[strong locust]

Win one from membership giveaways

[mild pecan]

@slim cargo we are cheeseburger

[jovial rose]

ouch lol

[scenic badge]

https://tenor.com/view/vaughnpena-gif-27076347

[slim cargo]

I'm robbing u

[scenic badge]

yea

[slim cargo]

Give me your cheeseburgers

[mild pecan]

@latent tangle match uss

[latent tangle]

??

no

[slim cargo]

Send him a pfp

[latent tangle]

my pfp better

[slim cargo]

YES

[scenic badge]

why does this look like those things you see at parties

[slim cargo]

That old thing?

[mild pecan]

@latent tangle sent in dms

[slim cargo]

You need something new

[scenic badge]

those neon thingies

[slim cargo]

Wear it moonlight

[mild pecan]

we are the cheeseburglars

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chezburger cult

[latent tangle]

rocket bot royale chezburglar cllan 😭 🙏

[slim cargo]

Put it on NOW

[inland moon]

salamalaikum chat!

[scenic badge]

i like staring at my teachers

[mild pecan]

{CHEESEBURGLAR}Zoink

[scenic badge]

https://tenor.com/view/shoe-bill-magnus-gif-27422203

[mild pecan]

cheebshurger

[latent tangle]

[Chez] Moonlight

[slim cargo]

Put the pfp on

[mild pecan]

NOW

[latent tangle]

no

[mild pecan]

pls

[latent tangle]

not rn

[slim cargo]

I SAID PUT IT ON

Listen to your king

[foggy arch]

Hm

[mild pecan]

Guys should moonlight wear cheeseburglar @scenic badge

[foggy arch]

So what's the matter

[mild pecan]

cheeseburglar

[foggy arch]

Calm down kid

[mild pecan]

calm down WHAT

how am i not calm im just a cheeseburglar

[slim cargo]

Calm down? LOL

He said one word

[mild pecan]

he reminds me of zero

[slim cargo]

"calm down"

[foggy arch]

So you want me to dance ?

[slim cargo]

When did we say dis

[mild pecan]

???

[slim cargo]

lol

[foggy arch]

Kids are awesome these days

Would make you laugh in very unwanted situation

[slim cargo]

You're still a kid btw 👀

[foggy arch]

I don't have a mind of a child tho

[slim cargo]

Neither do I

[mild pecan]

we are just having fun lmao

[slim cargo]

Moonlight can attest to that

[latent tangle]

debatable

[foggy arch]

Doesn't seem

[slim cargo]

Sybau

[latent tangle]

no

[mild pecan]

cheese

[slim cargo]

Getting muted rn...

[inland moon]

Bro you are macdonalds burger 🍔

[slim cargo]

The reason being: listen to your king next time

[mild pecan]

cheeeseeeeeeburgar

[slim cargo]

Lwk this pfp is fire

Looks so funny

[latent tangle]

mod abuse right before im about to go to sleep ✌️
wont matter ill ask crack or driver or zion or colt to unmute just like got unmuted from envix mute

[mild pecan]

look at its goatee and jawline

[blazing gust]

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[mild pecan]

my gosh cheeseburger

[inland moon]

Burger with no salad 🥗

[latent tangle]

see @slim cargo i knew u wouldnt do it 😂

[slim cargo]

Lwk all this talk of chessburgers makes me hungry

[slim cargo]

Shhhhh

[latent tangle]

im eating a sandwhich rn lmao

[slim cargo]

Put in the pfp

[latent tangle]

🥪

[slim cargo]

What kind

[blazing gust]

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[slim cargo]

Better not be peanut butter and jelly 😭

[latent tangle]

not slick

[slim cargo]

fr

[mild pecan]

ive had 10 hours of sleep the past 6 days i dont think i feel hunger or emotion

my brain hurts

[latent tangle]

bread, cream cheese, cucumber, tomato

[slim cargo]

Rbr is frying it 💀

[inland moon]

You don't have brain you have burger

[blazing gust]

[slim cargo]

I like the first 3 things

[blazing gust]

-# hi

[slim cargo]

Tomato just tastes bad if it isnt fresh

[inland moon]

Hii

[latent tangle]

it is freshish ig?

[blazing gust]

-# hii how are you

[mild pecan]

true

[inland moon]

Fine

[blazing gust]

nice

[mild pecan]

Should i sleep

[slim cargo]

Sooo tired

[latent tangle]

@slim cargo i think it is fair to say that any chat i talk in becomes active 😂
gn

[mild pecan]

hmm no

[slim cargo]

gn

Imma have to go to bed soon too

[mild pecan]

i actually caused this chat to be active

[slim cargo]

Too tired it is 4 am

[slim cargo]

Yeah all this talk about burger

[mild pecan]

its 5 am for me im just pulling the full night

I cant sleep anyway or even feel tired

[slim cargo]

Go to bed

Sleep

Not sleeping is very bad for u

[mild pecan]

Why

[slim cargo]

It takes a big toll on your attitude and brain since you haven't slept you are more likely to fail then succeed

Wow @latent tangle was right

[mild pecan]

No champion :(?

[slim cargo]

He made the chat active

[mild pecan]

i want third place badgee

[slim cargo]

Me tooo

[mild pecan]

you shouldve just dropped when you were second

smarty

[slim cargo]

FR

I am stupid ngl

3rd looks way better than 2nd

[slim cargo]

Bc of my no sleeping 😉

[mild pecan]

i have to wake up in 3 hours anyway

[slim cargo]

Me too

[mild pecan]

might aswell stay up

[slim cargo]

Bro it's not gonna be a good day for u

[plain badger]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[mild pecan]

im already sick

[rain plover]

anyone wanna play chess with me?

[flat bronze]

why are 2 burgers talking

[slim cargo]

Does your parents care at all lol?

[slim cargo]

Bc we heard you were hungry

[mild pecan]

nope my sister got detained yesterday anyway

[slim cargo]

Detained?

[wicked hill]

Assalamualaikum chat

[slim cargo]

Like arrested?

[mild pecan]

yeah by the police

[slim cargo]

For what

[mild pecan]

associsation with someone who stole a car

[slim cargo]

Also why is there a CD in the chat

[mild pecan]

aka being in the car with them

[rain plover]

anyone wanna play chess with me ? @everyone

[slim cargo]

Ahhh

[foggy arch]

You wanna play ?

[rain plover]

yesh

[mild pecan]

no he wants a cheeseburger

[slim cargo]

The ping doesn't work btw

[rain plover]

oh

[slim cargo]

Anyone wanna a cheeseburger I robbed this guy @mild pecan

[mild pecan]

starxde thing is when i fall asleep at like 3 am i wake up at like 6 pm

[slim cargo]

Bro was a hoarder

[mild pecan]

i cant use an alarm

[rain plover]

wanna play?

[foggy arch]

Dm me

[mild pecan]

if i fall asleep im waking up in at least 12 hours

[slim cargo]

Yeah bc of your sleep deprived

[rain plover]

check

[slim cargo]

Better to just sleep the 12 hours ngl

[trim epoch]

Same problem 😔

[mild pecan]

Fiyne

[slim cargo]

Like fall asleep at 6 pm

Well gn

[mild pecan]

im gonna try to wake up by 1 pm

[slim cargo]

Thx for the pfp lol

[proven wave]

Have a good night!

[mild pecan]

cheebshurgerrr

[slim cargo]

You too guys

Well it's basically morning lol (4 am 😭)

Gotta get up in 3 hours

And do 4-6 hours worth of school work

[proven wave]

I hope you will sleep more from next time😅

[slim cargo]

I genuinely doubt it lol

I just like staying up

It is so peaceful

No one is bothering me

[prime cape]

How do you draw that?

[proven wave]

I can't deny that.
Night and early morning is very peaceful 🙂

[prime cape]

[proven wave]

Bye everyone

[prime cape]

Gn

[plain badger]

I thought i was hikaru

[plain badger]

Byebye mohit

[prime cape]

See I don't suffer from that problem wanna know my trick? It's called being a depressing piece of shit

[slim cargo]

Yo I know that trick

[plain badger]

Damn. I was like you once

[slim cargo]

I have that trick right up my sleeve

[plain badger]

Minus the depression, i was just a piece of shit

[prime cape]

No lie tho being depressed while playing chess not recommended

Idk why I take it so seriously I ain't even competing for nothing

[wooden lava]

why not

[slim cargo]

Do not play a competitive game while being depressed

[prime cape]

[plain badger]

nah, it makes your sadness turn to anger

[slim cargo]

Makes it worse

[wooden lava]

why not

[plain badger]

You will have hatred instead of depression

[prime cape]

Ik man ik

[slim cargo]

Makes the depression worse

[prime cape]

Lost a lot of matches

[slim cargo]

I play this game where I compete for the highest rank and istg I need to stop playing

I'm good at it but sometimes I have skill issues ngl

[mild pecan]

nevermind i didnt sleep

[slim cargo]

Imma do it lol

I have to

[mild pecan]

technically you dont HAVE to

[slim cargo]

If I don't tmr will be brutal

[prime cape]

I do it at 400 elo

[mild pecan]

to wake myself up i can just take a cold shower

[foggy arch]

Yes

[slim cargo]

You don't drink coffee?

I will probably need it tomorrow

[cold salmon]

no i don't

[mild pecan]

ive never drank a sip in my life

[slim cargo]

You should

[mild pecan]

no

[slim cargo]

It is very good and has tons of caffeine

[mild pecan]

coffee is literally a scam

[slim cargo]

How

[cold salmon]

it doesn't taste good

[mild pecan]

its just wake up drugs

[slim cargo]

If you add creamer it does

[slim cargo]

Which is good

[cold salmon]

nah like it's in its soul you can't do nothing about it

[mild pecan]

closest thing I’ve drank with that much caffeine is coke zero

[slim cargo]

Coke is good

Very good

[prime cape]

Okay I think comparing coffee to drugs is an outlandish statement but I get what you mean and yeah coffee not great for health I can agree

[mild pecan]

its a drug

[cold salmon]

actually okay i've drank coffee and it tasted good but only because it had sugar and milk

[slim cargo]

Actually it is a plant

[prime cape]

Coke or energy drinks I don't mind

[slim cargo]

That grows into coffee beans

[mild pecan]

literally by dictionary term coffee falls under the description of a drug

[slim cargo]

And you mash the beans into grounds

[slim cargo]

Yes it can be addictive

[mild pecan]

[slim cargo]

If you drink it a lot

[prime cape]

Cause funnily enough a lot of energy drinks like monster have less caffeine than a cup of coffee

[mild pecan]

i still dont want to drink coffee

[slim cargo]

But I don't

[velvet burrow]

whats the best system to learn

[mild pecan]

some people depend on coffee to wake up and as energy

[slim cargo]

I rarely drink it

But I will need it

[prime cape]

Self analysis they say

[slim cargo]

Since I have school tmr

[prime cape]

But It also depends

If you are an idiot like me it prolly doesn't work

[slim cargo]

Well I gotta go to bed gn again everyone

[velvet burrow]

i need to improve my opening theory

[signal snow]

Flagged

[native musk]

Me too i wanna learn ruy

[mild pecan]

ive had school off this whole week

[slim cargo]

Why

[sturdy lintel]

ruy is nice

[mild pecan]

mid winter break

[slim cargo]

Why

[slim cargo]

Wtf

[mild pecan]

new york education has weird holidays

[slim cargo]

It's not even snowing where I am

[slim cargo]

I need to move there like now

[mild pecan]

we have almost 3 months off of school per year i think

[slim cargo]

WTF

[mild pecan]

might be 2.5 but

[slim cargo]

I only got 1 month

Omg I gotta go

Sry

[mild pecan]

imagine going to school

[slim cargo]

Imagine not sleeping 💀

[mild pecan]

thats because i dont have school fool

on school days im asleep by 9-10

[slim cargo]

Oh so if you did you wouldn't be staying up this late

[mild pecan]

even 8 sometimes

[prime cape]

Why illiteracy is a problem

[slim cargo]

I would still be awake tbh

[prime cape]

[mild pecan]

i have perfect attendance its a joke

[prime cape]

Oh okay my bad bro

[mild pecan]

He doesnt have the week off and i do

[prime cape]

He is not the one who gets the week off Skylar i am, I am the one who gets those weekend offs.

[mild pecan]

cheebshurger

[prime cape]

Can I has a cheezburgir

[cerulean fox]

guys should i get the anish giri grundfeld course

[cerulean fox]

habibi its ramadaan

[quasi nova]

@tawny yew 🔥

[prime cape]

I don't follow the religion but happy Ramadaan

😊

[tough nova]

I'm platoing around 1470

[cerulean fox]

the cure to everything is daniel naroditsky

[tough nova]

Hm?

[cerulean fox]

thank youu

[tough nova]

I'm hungry

[cerulean fox]

GO WATCH DANIEL NARODITSKY

[tough nova]

Who's that?

[cerulean fox]

im hungrier

[cerulean fox]

the greatest chess educator of all time

[elder saddle]

im so hungry but im fasting

[cerulean fox]

who was taken too soon

[cerulean fox]

go watch him hes very educational and helped me break 2000

[tough nova]

Daniel nadaski?

[tribal fox]

Chess

[latent tangle]

ikr 😏

[potent pond]

Greeting fellow chess nuts 😜

[foggy arch]

Wassup

[foggy arch]

I barely play

[potent pond]

Same here want to play

[foggy arch]

I can

[potent pond]

I don't know how to checkmate yet

https://www.chess.com/member/Tactician_777

[foggy arch]

Alr come

[potent pond]

Send me a challenge or friend request

[foggy arch]

I am exactly 6 times your elo

💀

[foggy arch]

Alr

[potent pond]

Cancel that lol

[high yoke]

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[potent pond]

I'll pass lmao

[foggy arch]

What

[high yoke]

You can learn a lot

[cerulean fox]

im 5 times ur elo

[potent pond]

How do I know my elo

[trail pier]

Hello

Hello chat

[cerulean fox]

learn from me

[high yoke]

Can we play one day? Im not especially good but i could learn a lot

[potent pond]

Nah yall going to kick my ass

[cerulean fox]

hello

[trail pier]

How to get orbs??

[harsh sky]

wym orbs

[foggy arch]

Obviously

I would love to

[trail pier]

Discord orbs

[cerulean fox]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-teach-you-reze-chainsaw-man---the-movie-reze-arc-i-want-to-show-you-let-me-guide-you-gif-17232668819534107135

[high yoke]

Ah thanks man, going to send you a message

[cerulean fox]

i can teach you everything

[high yoke]

Atleast warn us for the ptsd

[harsh sky]

dont know, i have nitro

[high yoke]

Also you

[trail pier]

Oo

[potent pond]

Teach me or destroy me 😂

[high yoke]

Both of you, carry me to 2000 elo

[cerulean fox]

sure

[harsh sky]

why 2k 🥀

[foggy arch]

I can help you

[harsh sky]

thanks to rudra i improved from 599 to 2400 within 7 days

[foggy arch]

Tf

[high yoke]

Pulled two high level coaches at the same time lol

[potent pond]

I learn off bots

[high yoke]

Amazing

[foggy arch]

He's kidding man

[cerulean fox]

rudra what kinda black magic r u doing. what performance drugs r u feeding rosimo

[foggy arch]

Nah man 😭

[high yoke]

I know i know lol

[foggy arch]

😭

[potent pond]

Bro became premium member got a coach

[foggy arch]

Bruh

😂

[high yoke]

I have some things to do gentlemen, thank you

[foggy arch]

I am not gentle anyway 😂

[cold salmon]

hello

[flat bronze]

0 x 6 = 0

[foggy arch]

I am sorry my friend

[cold salmon]

and the classic "if i go down you come with me as well"

[flat bronze]

immoral humans

[prime cape]

Let's make the coaches fight

Make them do 1v1 with e4 as the most basic opening

[flat bronze]

boxing?

[prime cape]

Brother I mean chess

[tribal fox]

what would you know, velocity?
you are part of physics not morals

[prime cape]

Why would I want the coaches to knock each other's tooth out

[vocal kite]

thanks to stockfish i did the same

[flat bronze]

metaphysics exist though?

[tribal fox]

thats philosophy, no?

not rlly physics

[wooden lava]

should i play the madladn g sling

[flat bronze]

Meta from Facebook + the application of mathematics in real life = metaphysics

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cosmic_chesss

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Rapid: 2400 (peak)
Blitz: 2416 (peak)
Bullet: 2427 (peak)

[hollow steppe]

PLAY WITH ME PLEASEE PLAY PLAY

https://link.chess.com/play/09VruI

[prime cape]

That pfp is tought

[tribal fox]

how did you come to zthis conclusion

[wooden lava]

anyway, should i play the madladn g sling or not

[flat bronze]

Magnus Carlsen?

[flat bronze]

what's that?

elaborate and evaluate

[tribal fox]

holy mashup

[rapid mirage]

6-7

Means life

I figured it out

[tribal fox]

42*

[rapid mirage]

I FIGURED IT. 6 7 IS LIFE

[potent pond]

Thats not a checkmate I could jump your queen 🤔

[flat bronze]

-1

[hollow steppe]

ggs chat

[potent pond]

Ahh I see the bishop

[hollow steppe]

move 10

[rapid mirage]

The hell💔

[hollow steppe]

skibidi skil issu

[potent pond]

Bro why you got do me like that 😂

[tribal fox]

Calm the tides down mr ego, we all lose

[hollow steppe]

but u good dont got greedy and take the rook 😠

when u started chess

[hollow steppe]

||poo man||

@potent pond it ok, when u started chess

[potent pond]

I had to attack back lmaoo

[potent pond]

Last week

Lmaooo I took your rook

[hollow steppe]

😭

I started 2 months ago

[potent pond]

Bro cornered me lol

[hollow steppe]

at 396 elo

[potent pond]

No way your 396 elo

What's my elo

[torn maple]

@short summit i will play a tournament in a couple weeks 🙏

And im playing quite well now, like i found Kf8 in a second while playing Blitz

[tame latch]

tf is this

[golden solstice]

It was the easiest way to checkmate.

[alpine nimbus]

are you a boy or a girl @hollow steppe

[hollow steppe]

its a poopy situation

.....

f3mboy!

[eternal temple]

Vishy coach yessssss

[hollow steppe]

levy better. bye.

[eternal temple]

You hush

[cold salmon]

Fischer 4k

image

[alpine nimbus]

good

[flat bronze]

creep asf

[alpine nimbus]

see who is talking

[flat bronze]

if he tells he's a girl, u might've slide into his dms

[hollow steppe]

I can beat fischer

[alpine nimbus]

nope

[ornate pulsar]

does the second sacrifice of the jerome count as a brilliant? or does it not count since the position is already losing?

[flat bronze]

don't lie

[hollow steppe]

Fischer is easy to beat

[alpine nimbus]

femboys better

[fiery chasm]

what i feel like after playing a brilliant

[alpine nimbus]

i wont

[flat bronze]

ew

[eternal temple]

How i feel after playing this

[alpine nimbus]

good luck pulling a girl

[fiery chasm]

rook uppercut to end the game

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> kwexe

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Blitz: 1559 (peak)
Bullet: 1392 (1403 peak)

[upper quail]

what's so hard abt that

[frosty peak]

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Blitz: 1911 (1939 peak)

[fiery chasm]

damn

[alpine nimbus]

it not hard the hard part to stay whit you

[hollow steppe]

if I made a new account I could lowk rank 2000 elo

bye guys gtg

[fiery chasm]

bye

[flat bronze]

why u asking if someone's a girl or a boy? sounds creep gtbh?

[copper musk]

Anyone want to play?

[fiery chasm]

its also a new account btw

[eternal temple]

Whats up with you and calling people creepy

[upper quail]

how old are you

[alpine nimbus]

17

[alpine nimbus]

i didnt ask you

[upper quail]

aight

[fiery chasm]

[copper musk]

Did 200 elo player can face 1200 or higher? (If we invite our friend)

[fiery chasm]

yes only from invites

[alpine nimbus]

first you have no proof second i was in school an houre ago third i have no third

[fiery chasm]

schoul

[alpine nimbus]

i see it now

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[copper musk]

Ok

Because my elo is 200

[fiery chasm]

you will only be matchmaking with people in 200 elo area

[copper musk]

Yes, ik. Maybe i can play with someone in here although my elo is low

[fiery chasm]

cool

[copper musk]

Let me guess.. you are indonesian?

Your pp is indonesian enough

[fiery chasm]

yep

[flat bronze]

might be a 50-year old teacher?

[copper musk]

Buka bang, main caturnya nanti 🤣

[obtuse palm]

GNG I SUCK AT CHESS TF

[alpine nimbus]

thats a good point but naah did you ever see a teacher playing chess?

[fiery chasm]

sorry bang bukan muslim

[copper musk]

Me too

[copper musk]

Sama (gw nonis)

[dense gorge]

What is your elo

[flat bronze]

my teacher plays chess

[fiery chasm]

yes?

[obtuse palm]

like wytf do i not see my next move for sum reason 😭😭

[dense gorge]

W teacher

[tame latch]

sup

[alpine nimbus]

i am defently you teacher if i was a teacher

[obtuse palm]

300 mentally

[viscid glen]

Ramadan kareem

[tame latch]

defently 🥀

[fiery chasm]

i was formerly mentored by my arts teacher at chess when i was still like 600-900

[noble python]

Hi

[dense gorge]

Bro u are like 2500 elo😭

[alpine nimbus]

i am trying my best

[tame latch]

hi

[flat bronze]

mine's Science teacher

[dense gorge]

Ramadan kareem!

[copper musk]

That rare in my place. I live in a city but its rare to see chess event (its too rare and sadly its real)

[next trout]

Did y'all notice that nobody matches my level of goatness

[obtuse palm]

how yall got connections to sum coaches broo

[dense gorge]

My math teacher plays chess

[flat bronze]

then Values teacher

[obtuse palm]

nuh

[fiery chasm]

same. my city barely does tournaments

[tame latch]

yall have coaches?

[dense gorge]

Nah

[obtuse palm]

how do i even get a coach

[fiery chasm]

used to. now only learning from books

[alpine nimbus]

i just make my friend play chess this week like 5 of them started chess cause they saw me playing it

[tame latch]

cant find any coaches in my place

[dense gorge]

Money

[next trout]

I have destroyed my English teacher in chess twice now he doesn't play with me anymore

[obtuse palm]

fair

[alpine nimbus]

W the goat

[next trout]

Cityboi

[obtuse palm]

L teacher

[copper musk]

We suffer same thing btw, i live in Solo (you maybe or even know Jokowi live there 🤣)

[obtuse palm]

my teacher likes to play with me

[dense gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jotaro-headpats-jojo-jojo-jotaro-kujo-jotaro-kujo-jojo-jotaro-gif-1982066397962286475

[fiery chasm]

i live in the east part of indonesia, "Maluku" 💀

[next trout]

I played a positional game first not to underestimate the next game i just played a gambit and destroyed him he resigned otherwise i was going to have 9 rook

[fiery chasm]

CITI BOIIIIIIIIIIII

[next trout]

Selamat pagi

[copper musk]

My friend didnt interest, they doesnt like thinking sport and they too lazy to think (its real they even open my math book for get an answer)

[fiery chasm]

pagi cj

big smoke kabar gimana

[next trout]

Sorry i don't know any more indonesian

That's the only word i know

[cold salmon]

nothing changes

[copper musk]

Well, cooked enough but good luck

[dense gorge]

?

[cold salmon]

the hair

[alpine nimbus]

L friends kill them

[dense gorge]

Oh😭

[fiery chasm]

our previous city mayor actually loves chess but guess what

[copper musk]

Gun not allowed/illegal in my country

[copper musk]

What happend?

[alpine nimbus]

mee to use knife

[fiery chasm]

arrested for corruption in 2022. the usual

[copper musk]

I have katana (i think this topic is sensitive, we can get banned)

[prime cape]

I don't think that solves the problem man

[copper musk]

You're fried

[prime cape]

You are a creating a new one

[alpine nimbus]

ok dms it to me i want to see please

[prime cape]

[hollow locust]

Hi I’m lampost

[fiery chasm]

lates tourney was like 5 months ago

[alpine nimbus]

it sloves

[tame latch]

hi im duck

[hollow locust]

Hi duck

[tame latch]

casual unrated rapid?

anyone?

[hollow locust]

Nah got work

[obtuse palm]

blunder

[copper musk]

I am too lazy to dm so just in here (its real, when my teacher give me and my friend math question, in 0,1 sec they will ask me the answer without thinking first)

[obtuse palm]

sure

[dense gorge]

How did u get the beta tester role?

[obtuse palm]

add me GxoFybaBs

[fiery chasm]

indonesian politicians sure make a lot of those

[hollow locust]

I forgot

[tame latch]

gimme some time

[hollow locust]

[copper musk]

The biggest blunder ever

[alpine nimbus]

DMs me the img of the catana i belive you it always happned to me last year

[tame latch]

https://link.chess.com/play/Pmquts

[dense gorge]

How to get the trusted role?

[dense gorge]

What's your elo?

[tame latch]

2000

[copper musk]

I in church not in my home (training my piano for sunday)

[tame latch]

washed tho

[fiery chasm]

welll be trusted duh

[dense gorge]

Damm

[fiery chasm]

wait your Christian too?

[alpine nimbus]

please when yiu return please DMS me the catana

[dense gorge]

Shi really dam I can't believe it

[copper musk]

I already told you bro

[tame latch]

why abort :((

[timid compass]

K

[dense gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/sukuna-laugh-sukuna-smile-sukuna-sukuns-gif-14865881307925082255

[fiery chasm]

sorry didnt see, most of my indo discord friends are Muslim, maybe you're the first Christian

[copper musk]

But its not real katana, its just a sword with small and long size

[timid compass]

Is my vids r good?

[dense gorge]

Idk

[alpine nimbus]

its ok any think that look cool

[proven wave]

Don't spam emojis please

[copper musk]

Beside cool, in my country is illegal to have gun but weapon (knife, katana, etc) its legal (mostly)

[dense gorge]

Am not spamming 😭

[alpine nimbus]

both are illegal

[proven wave]

Chess talk pls

[copper musk]

Not in here 🤣.

[empty fulcrum]

🤓 ☝️

[alpine nimbus]

from where?

[copper musk]

Did your GM title need tournament?

[empty fulcrum]

?

[harsh sky]

what does this emoji have to do with chess? banned

[dense gorge]

@proven wave is this banable?

[copper musk]

Indonesia

[harsh sky]

hes not a gm

[alpine nimbus]

ohh i amfrom tunisia

[copper musk]

Oh sorry, i am new in this discord and chess too

[dense gorge]

E4

[empty fulcrum]

ikr, do mods have nothing better to do

@proven wave while you are here...

[fiery chasm]

every title needs three tournament minimal, its what they call a "norm"

[empty fulcrum]

@proven wave this isnt really chess related?

@proven wave

[dense gorge]

Indeed

[native musk]

Ts was 11h ago + theyre gone

[tame latch]

yippeee

[harsh sky]

bros crashing out

[tame latch]

i finally beat a 2300

[copper musk]

Interesting, usually i just met europe, asia, and american. I think you're the first one i meet from africa and playing chess

[hollow steppe]

im pan

[tame latch]

happy duck

[dense gorge]

I mean he got a point 😭

[harsh sky]

when good duck

[dense gorge]

This isn't chess related BTW.

[tame latch]

im good duck

[dense gorge]

Dam it's the scary duck again

[harsh sky]

not good chess duck

[tame latch]

im not scary

[empty fulcrum]

why when i ping the mods becuase people are talking about some gender spectrum nothing happens, but when somebody adds a few reactions to a message there is a mod watching

[tame latch]

:((

[obtuse palm]

i wonder who

[harsh sky]

:)

[dense gorge]

IKR

[copper musk]

[dense gorge]

[native musk]

Glaze

[harsh sky]

please keep it chess related, if you have any problems with the moderators talk to them in DMs, thanks

[empty fulcrum]

@proven wave are the messages about sexuality chess related?

[copper musk]

I need to go now, bye (i dont know how to mention afk in here)

[native musk]

Vro pinged him 4 times already

[dense gorge]

He is making a report

[obtuse palm]

hai

[harsh sky]

mustve been some nub

[obtuse palm]

truly

[empty fulcrum]

yeah and he doesnt reply, clearly he is being selective with what is allowed and what isnt

[dense gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-crying-gif-16411250524744026093

[hollow steppe]

idc ur a poo man and ur mad that im pansexual

[native musk]

The message were literally 11 hours ago

He wasn't even there

[native musk]

Ngl cry me a river

[harsh sky]

wtf leave the frying pan alone i still wanna cook my food with that

[hollow steppe]

thats not what

who named ts 😠

[empty fulcrum]

i reported it at the time and no mods did anything. but i add a few reactions and there is a mod just watching, seems pretty inconsistent

[potent pond]

Drama lair buwahaa

[hollow steppe]

shut up

[harsh sky]

dont go looking for excuses now

[obtuse palm]

i like using the stove can i be a stovesexual

[dense gorge]

Mhm the time of the message doesn't matter as long as its against the rules?

[native musk]

13 years old

[harsh sky]

not my stove

[dense gorge]

Shush

[obtuse palm]

sorry my stove now >:)

[harsh sky]

[dense gorge]

Yeah that's why people REPORT, if he isn't there we " report" it to him 🤦🏻

[native musk]

Speak proper english

[proven wave]

@empty fulcrum Thanks for the ping.
Handled now
But for next time ping <@&745328830649991179> instead

[dense gorge]

Indeed you're dumb

[empty fulcrum]

...

[empty fulcrum]

i did ping server mod

[harsh sky]

maybe you should apply to be mod and handle it yourself

[empty fulcrum]

@proven wave ?

[hollow steppe]

@proven wave r u mad that im pansexual

[harsh sky]

i am cuz wtf r u doing to my pans

[obtuse palm]

ya

[dense gorge]

@native musk see that's how reporting works

[dense gorge]

Can you like shush its not chess related

[obtuse palm]

is bro ragebaiting????

[native musk]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-your-scurvy-ridden-mouth-newgen-newgen-sea-of-thieves-sot-shut-up-gif-11138038613305865465

[hollow steppe]

there should be a ticket section where it directly connect us to a ticket where u can talk to only server mods

[harsh sky]

he isnt but i am

[dense gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/shush-feline-keep-quiet-shush-feline-dog-is-this-ragebait-gif-13543182301749499348

[dense gorge]

Maybe suggest that? Idk

[harsh sky]

you can go ahead and take the locked out role, that way you can message a mod

[potent pond]

What's a pan sexual

[obtuse palm]

I reckon that'll be abused

[proven wave]

No.
And that was not chess related

[hollow steppe]

there's no suggestion section

[harsh sky]

keep your suggestions to yourself

[empty fulcrum]

@proven wave can we add a vote to kick function on this server?

[dense gorge]

Mhm not important because it's not chess related

[proven wave]

Thanks!

[hollow steppe]

it would be abused

[proven wave]

No.

[potent pond]

Why was the Asian name offended sounds political

[hollow steppe]

stop SPAMMING HIM

[proven wave]

People would kick all the moderators from here 😅

[hollow steppe]

STOPPPPPP

[empty fulcrum]

exactly

[dense gorge]

Huh?

[obtuse palm]

I think its where you get attracted based off a personality

[proven wave]

So that's definitely a no!

[harsh sky]

can we like make a vote so if someone is x elo it needs that amount of people to vote to kick him?

[dense gorge]

Are you.. Dumb?

[empty fulcrum]

@proven wave is like a ref in football trying to be the main character

[native musk]

Can we make it so the lower elo = the smaller their text appear

[potent pond]

Isn't that everyone

[empty fulcrum]

yes

[proven wave]

Next off topic- timeout

[dense gorge]

Pov: someone is 10 elo

[hollow steppe]

I speak english.

[harsh sky]

he didnt confess his love for me yet (i am the greatest person to ever live)

[native musk]

AND if they're 2388 rapid their text just doesn't appear at all

[harsh sky]

Nf3 d5 e4

[proven wave]

No. Let everyone read!

[hollow steppe]

@proven wave TIMEOUT NOWW

[harsh sky]

holy mad

[floral dust]

NOOOOO another loss!!! my 300 ELO goal drifts further and further

[potent pond]

Do yall have a chess board?

[hollow steppe]

maccu piccu

[obtuse palm]

yass

[potent pond]

Like in real life

[proven wave]

No

[potent pond]

Can I see it

[harsh sky]

i have a shitty plastic one

[obtuse palm]

no

[potent pond]

Cool I want a shitty plastic one

[wooden cairn]

What category comes after #500-999

[hollow steppe]

I can almost play chess in my brain.

[obtuse palm]

nerd

[harsh sky]

1k to 1.2k

[hollow steppe]

I just need to focus more and maybe I can learn it in the next few months

[empty fulcrum]

youre 1000?

[potent pond]

I know chess nerd

[hollow steppe]

then I can play chess anytime with my friend and lose every time bc he's 1700 elo

[harsh sky]

id suggest you start by learning the rules and how pieces move

[humble minnow]

https://www.chess.com/game/164954930594 can someone rate my game?

[wooden cairn]

I see, does it update automatically after you pass 999?

[hollow steppe]

I already know

[obtuse palm]

10/10 very beautiful

[hollow steppe]

I started 2 month ago

[harsh sky]

oh i was just making sure after seeing your elo

[drowsy abyss]

j

[harsh sky]

you never know

[hollow steppe]

ragebait

[harsh sky]

[stiff prawn]

I do

[hollow steppe]

Who tf is @stiff prawn

[harsh sky]

hes himself

[stiff prawn]

Human

[obtuse palm]

yo pls respect our names

[hollow steppe]

gender assumntion. Ban him.

[harsh sky]

ye as long as u dont change ur acc name on cc

[obtuse palm]

theres a delay i think

[harsh sky]

@proven wave didnt we wanna timeout non chess related stuff? hes going on sexuality again

[hollow steppe]

bye

[obtuse palm]

but not that long of a duration

[wooden cairn]

Oh alright

[harsh sky]

making @empty fulcrum proud

[stiff prawn]

Do anyone play online chess?

[harsh sky]

we all do unfortunatly

[drowsy abyss]

A lot

[stiff prawn]

What's u guys point?

[obtuse palm]

no im sorry 😞

[harsh sky]

im the besr 599 of all time

[stiff prawn]

500 points?

[harsh sky]

599

[stiff prawn]

Ok I am better than u heheh

[harsh sky]

nope cuz im the best 599

[empty fulcrum]

completely agree, @proven wave surely this violates "keeping it chess related"

[stiff prawn]

Then install n play it

[wary token]

Iam also 500 elo

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cosmic_chesss

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2400 (peak)
Blitz: 2416 (peak)
Bullet: 2445 (peak)

[wary token]

[harsh sky]

[stiff prawn]

Which type of bots,u guys beat them?

[empty fulcrum]

[signal snow]

I mog

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> marcipu

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 245 (444 peak)
Bullet: 259 (429 peak)

[floral dust]

damn, still 31 to go for 300 😭

[stiff prawn]

I didn't connect to discord and my chess acc

Should I connect it.is that necessary?

[native musk]

Not rly

[signal snow]

Yo chat where will I plateau? because I am winning every game

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cats-memes-i-love-gif-14945610996281344310

[native musk]

Arent u 2700 lc vro

[empty fulcrum]

thoughts on this position guys?

[floral dust]

5000

[oblique dagger]

Qe4

[signal snow]

2600

[floral dust]

nice

[native musk]

Blitz or bullet

[empty fulcrum]

@signal snow your thoughts?

[signal snow]

Bullet

[lean cedar]

whats the tactic

[signal snow]

Maybe I might reach 2600 rapid and blitz

[native musk]

Changing your theme

[native musk]

Good luck

[oblique dagger]

Knight sacrifice

[empty fulcrum]

how about this position?

[ornate pulsar]

Nxf7?

[lean cedar]

chess has existed for thousands of years, cant read the board lil bro?

[lean cedar]

yep

[signal snow]

🫡

[lean cedar]

yes

[native musk]

Someone is pissed

[ornate pulsar]

and then if king takes you have Bd6+ discovery

[lean cedar]

im pissed because im asking you a question about what you said?

[blazing gust]

+2?

[native musk]

Lemme guess 150 elo tilt

[lean cedar]

i am indeed, not pissed

[wary token]

@signal snow Your blitz all time peak is 100 elo higher on cc right ?

[lean cedar]

you sound like the mad one !

[signal snow]

Yes and rapid too

[native musk]

You write like you're pissed

[lean cedar]

you're the one coming for my elo and telling me to change my board style 💀

[torn sparrow]

My bullet on lichess is 100 higher bro

[native musk]

Can't take simple joke

[lean cedar]

wasnt funny xd

[signal snow]

Cap, 2400 bullet

[wary token]

Do the same for bullet

[torn sparrow]

My lichess is 2500

[native musk]

Then don't comment it instead of finding a way to get mad

[lean cedar]

LOL im not mad

[signal snow]

Yeah I gained 40 elo today

[torn sparrow]

I beat two 2700s on lichess

[signal snow]

Username?

[native musk]

You definitely sound like you are

[lean cedar]

bro ur crazy how do i sound mad im just asking u a question

[torn sparrow]

e4w

[native musk]

What question

[lean cedar]

if you could read a 3d board or not

[prime cape]

No lie I can't recognize the bishops properly

That theme is not it

[native musk]

You can't read a board ?

[native musk]

See we're 2 saying its ass @lean cedar

[lean cedar]

its not too hard once you like take 5 seconds, a 3d board is what chess has been played on for all eternity

[prime cape]

Yeah

[empty fulcrum]

yeah, still need some expert analysis of the position from @signal snow though

[signal snow]

Congrats bro been waiting for this for the longest 🎉🎉🫡

[torn sparrow]

Wdym 😭

[lean cedar]

online chess boards have only existed for 20 years.. otb style is how the sport is officially played. saying change ur theme is wild

[prime cape]

Being 3d is not the issue this just looks shit

[signal snow]

I have been waiting for you to be 2500 lichess

[native musk]

Do you deadass play with this theme?

[lean cedar]

i prefer it but fair enough

[torn sparrow]

I will reach 2600 soon bro

[lean cedar]

no its the default 3d board i just swapped it over cause i like to solve tactics on otb boards

[prime cape]

I have played you know those old window 7 chess boards they got better 3d pieces than this man

[signal snow]

Yeah you will definitely, I can't wait

[lean cedar]

lol well its lichess' default

[native musk]

+2

[prime cape]

Ah okay

[lean cedar]

whats after nxf7

[signal snow]

So now you can reach 2500 blitz, 2500 rapid and 2700 bullet cc

[native musk]

+10

[ornate pulsar]

you have a discovered check with the bishop

[native musk]

E7 just looks winning

[torn sparrow]

[ornate pulsar]

you see how if the king takes, its in a line with your bishop and queen?

[lean cedar]

yep and theen what

[quasi nova]

Ew

[lean cedar]

king steps back

[ornate pulsar]

you can play bxd6+, which is a check, and the bishop will also be under attack

[native musk]

He's pissed don't anger the beast

[plain cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265801589386514433/1384893457717264476/image_2025-06-18_155145502.gif

[lean cedar]

yes gj

[ornate pulsar]

wait are you asking for advice or did you just want to see if ppl would get it?

[lean cedar]

lol im not mad ya'll are just coming for a simple ass 3d board thats existed for 100 million years like its some alien tech

[lean cedar]

2

[proper crescent]

anyone wants to play

[lean cedar]

its a good intermediate tactic imo

[prime cape]

Dawg windows 7 is older than that and it has better pieces

[lean cedar]

not too easy but also not too hard

[prime cape]

[quasi nova]

Every fibre of my being wants to ragebait but alas I shall not

[foggy arch]

Hmmm...

[inland moon]

I am back chat

[foggy arch]

So world is just the way it is

[lean cedar]

i dont get ragebaited

alright pce, gj on the puzzle have a good day homies

[native musk]

Chess is like 1500 years old not 100 million years

[quasi nova]

[lean cedar]

Lmao I know I was just exaggerating

[quasi nova]

Mf running 3d chess with prehistoric life

[native musk]

With the dinosaurs

[lean cedar]

they probably played it with rocks under the fire

[prime cape]

Why do the black pieces look grey tho

[lean cedar]

it just wasnt called chess

[prime cape]

[lean cedar]

it was called OO gaa boo gaa

[quasi nova]

This mf only has 28 messages

[lean cedar]

i agree it doesnt look that appealing, but lichess defaults it

[prime cape]

Nah man treat your eyes better with simple themes ig

[lean cedar]

i just do this for 2d

not too into chess anyway

gtg pce

[ember ridge]

What is best openning or gambit for black, i played italian game on white, and still can't find my black openning

[empty fulcrum]

caro kann

its very good for beginners

[ember ridge]

im 1500 elo, used to play king indian defense on black, should i focus on king indian game or caro kann

[empty fulcrum]

probably not kings indian, really would not recommend

[long scarab]

Damnn

[marsh sinew]

French or Sicilian

[stiff prawn]

I open a new acc

[marsh sinew]

Same

[native musk]

If opponent plays advance it gives pretty boring games

[marsh sinew]

Not as boring as french exchange

[raw canopy]

Can we have a worse move than a blunder with 3 questionmarks? call it Slumber or something.
Because wtf is that premove

[marsh sinew]

A Missed win is worse than a blunder

[empty fulcrum]

who cares if its boring

[raw canopy]

it doesnt carry the same weight though 😔

[native musk]

What's the point of winning if you don't enjoy what u play vro

[ionic solar]

Nu uh

[compact drum]

am i cooked

[raw canopy]

im voting for Slumber, a move that you'd literally do better if you were sleeping

[empty fulcrum]

idc if its boring, I want to win. sometimes you have to play boring

[native musk]

You're just mated

[native musk]

You're boring

[reef canyon]

just play Qe8 and test your luck

[marsh sinew]

U have M1 and don't see it losing you advantage, that's gotta be worse

[empty fulcrum]

also if you find it boring then it probably means you cant appreciate the small details of a position

[reef canyon]

uour opponent might miss m1

never close yourself off from life's possibilities

[native musk]

It's only good when panov is played by white

[ionic solar]

You'd argue missing a free pawn is worse than hanging m1?

[compact drum]

there is no hope🥀💔😔

[empty fulcrum]

yeah im sure

[marsh sinew]

Not hanging M1 but missing it.

[tame latch]

i just lost to a 1800 twice

:((

[plain badger]

YOU UKRAINIAN PRICK, IF UR HERE I WILL EAT YOUR GUTS ALIVE

[signal snow]

You lose some, you win some

[torn sparrow]

So weak

[tame latch]

twice against a 1800 tho

[willow owl]

Let me farm you vro

[tame latch]

how did yall improve from 2000 to 2500

gimme some ideas on where to work on

[plain badger]

les run ut

[potent pond]

I think it says Swiss or you prefer cottage cheese 🤔

[torn sparrow]

I would adopt you

[plain badger]

nice

[torn sparrow]

My adoption list is long enough

[plain badger]

let me call you mommy🥹

[torn sparrow]

No

[strange portal]

who up for bullet

[signal snow]

Focus more on your overall technique

[plain badger]

oh cmon

[ionic solar]

Missing m1 is bad, but hanging m1 yourself is worse.

[naive seal]

Does anyone around 1200 wanna play rapid

[marsh sinew]

Fair

[reef canyon]

doesnt have me in it though

[potent pond]

How do ppl play rapid

[naive seal]

Do you prefer blitz?