💬〡chess-talk

[cold salmon]

that's what i thought but i thought e^1

[shadow obsidian]

yeah you’d think it was obvious

[cold salmon]

idk why aw man fudge me i guess

[foggy arch]

This is chess!

[cold salmon]

it was obvious

[foggy arch]

Nah this is dubious

[naive jolt]

No but the way you typed it in is so bad and also not necessarily e, any number ^0 = 1 as long as real, not 0

[shadow obsidian]

64 squares on a chessboard

[cold salmon]

look at my profile

[shadow obsidian]

i wrote it perfectly fine u just didnt read it

[cold salmon]

he wrote it for me anyway

[naive jolt]

Yeah ok

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-make-me-look-like-the-victim-gif-3081240632068787806

[tawny yew]

looks more like 2.5

wait that is e

or close to

[shadow obsidian]

[cobalt crag]

Hey can I ask someone for help?

[foggy arch]

E is something 2.71...

[foggy arch]

What help

[cobalt crag]

Can we write private?

[naive jolt]

You wrote y = 1 @ x = 0, refers to point (0,1) with no other details cmon so many graphs have this point

[tawny yew]

well at x=-1 y is 0,4 so..

[cold salmon]

what is bro on about

[shadow obsidian]

i was referencing esat tho

[naive jolt]

ohh ok yk what fair

[cobalt crag]

No no i just not want to spamm the chat with my problem

[naive jolt]

Me realising now

[tawny yew]

literally any y=a^x

[foggy arch]

It's okay to have problems actually

[tawny yew]

😔

[foggy arch]

Try dealing with it

[cold salmon]

what if a is a table

[naive jolt]

ish, what abt 0?

[shadow obsidian]

what if a is a group

[tawny yew]

right that

[naive jolt]

No one cares if a is a group

[shadow obsidian]

[cold salmon]

sAd

[cobalt crag]

Okay my chess account got disabled for nothing

[cold salmon]

:(

sAd eDiT

[shadow obsidian]

what if A is defined as a 2x2 matrix (a,b,c,d)

[real shuttle]

should complain abt it

[naive jolt]

Maybe idk tho most likely not

[cobalt crag]

and I spent 80 euros fot A year chess abo and I am not a cheater I played fair

[shadow obsidian]

it = I 😈

[cold salmon]

WHAT

[keen grotto]

What's your chess.com account name?

[cold salmon]

wdym you spent 80 euros

[cobalt crag]

SacrifisTheRook

[foggy arch]

Brother you can report and get your account back

[cobalt crag]

I dont now how

[shadow obsidian]

Doofus is gonna handle it guys

[cold salmon]

R_Doofus is watching 👀

noted.

[tawny yew]

@cobalt crag answer him

[naive jolt]

How would you convert a matrix into a number tho?

[foggy arch]

Answer the mod bro

[shadow obsidian]

get more unhinged

[tawny yew]

oh you did

[foggy arch]

He will help you

[cobalt crag]

SacrifisTheRook

[tawny yew]

https://tenor.com/view/di-dasistgoose-duck-goose-nuke-gif-9692846843281026031

[smoky sinew]

🫃

[naive jolt]

I know you can transform a graph by multiplying by a matrix, but taking a as a matrix is different

[shadow obsidian]

a matrix consists of numbers

[naive jolt]

SO WHICH ONE DO YOU TAKE FOR THE Y CO ORDINATE? determinant? first value? the rook? idk

[tawny yew]

the rook

[keen grotto]

It seems you have not appealed yet.
If you are truly innocent and did not use any external assistance, appeal the ban.

A member of the Fair Play team will review the decision. If you are truly innocent that will be quite obvious, and the ban will be reversed.

[shadow obsidian]

u gotta develop ur pieces and castle first bro

[foggy arch]

Chess is a trap

[naive jolt]

Want a game? 1v1

[finite elm]

Yoo nerds!

[cobalt crag]

Thank u so much for the quiek help : )

[cold salmon]

nah 273v273

[floral trellis]

Why did they resign? I had 3 minutes left..

[tawny yew]

unless youre nepomniatchi and your opponent plays the french

[shadow obsidian]

in like 30 minutes

[foggy arch]

I barely play

[naive jolt]

where you get that from

[shadow obsidian]

had somewhere to be

[cold salmon]

i mean you didn't have to indicate it was 1v1 ig

[real shuttle]

maybe for lossing queen and more pieces

[smoky sinew]

They went straight to poop

[cobalt crag]

When do I know if my Account is open?

[cold salmon]

it has to be 1v1 anyway

[naive jolt]

Bughouse is great tho

[naive jolt]

you can ask to be bughouse partner - 2v2? 4p chess teams?

[foggy arch]

Bro make an appeal

[native musk]

Idrk

[naive jolt]

ok confirm re8 be8 na7 kd8 Qf6 followed by Qb6

[cobalt crag]

Whats an appeal? my english is not very well

[native musk]

3 mins is huge

[floral trellis]

Not for me that’s how I lost so much time 🫩

[keen grotto]

You will get notified during the next days.

[cold salmon]

-_- i mean i assume you guys were talking about normal chess so

[native musk]

Oh yeah qb6

[brittle glen]

Hi

[native musk]

I was missing yhat

[cobalt crag]

Ok thsm

[foggy arch]

You can report from the email you have received...that says you r banned

[cobalt crag]

I am not linked with my mail

[naive jolt]

We never...ahem...cough cough...always talk about chess here

[foggy arch]

Hilarious

[cold salmon]

why do you steal pfps though

[cobalt crag]

Ik

[keen grotto]

@cobalt crag I looked at your account though.
The cheating seems quite obvious.
chess.com's Fair Play systems can detect a grandmaster cheating for one or two moves per game.

If even I as a human can see the cheating here, then it will be extremely obvious for these systems.

[naive jolt]

wdym?

[cold salmon]

from a site called l*chess

[midnight bough]

[foggy arch]

Wow lol ..

[naive jolt]

because lichess is good and its a nice pfp

[cobalt crag]

whyt i am not a cheater

[cobalt crag]

I never cheated

[cold salmon]

you stole it though

[buoyant spear]

Bros in denial

[foggy arch]

Aah okay

[clever kernel]

@thin hatch i hung mate LMAO

[naive jolt]

Hmm ok then whered you get your pfp from then?

[cold salmon]

yk what that's my friend's phone's wallpaper

[foggy arch]

Why is 2400 role lighter red?

[cold salmon]

i stole it

[naive jolt]

Soo.....you stole it from your friend? An actual person as well

[cold salmon]

no no

i meant yours

[midnight shard]

do chess.com have human support i can contact anyone?

[cold salmon]

i stole mine from somewhere else on the internet

[cobalt crag]

Why should I cheat at 500 Elo?

[naive jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[midnight bough]

I wish I was special

[cold salmon]

yeah your pfp is my friends wallpaper though

[naive jolt]

ohh its lichess crash out screen its great

[cold salmon]

idk it looks bad i think

[cold salmon]

i don't like the atmosphere

yeah use this this is better

[blazing egret]

hi again

[naive jolt]

i mean, i couldnt be bothered to search for one

[naive jolt]

How about we all just start using stockfish pfp

[cold salmon]

just for me right

[naive jolt]

no. for me.

[cobalt crag]

Is there any way to get my chess abo at my new account? I mean i dont have many money and 80 euro is a huge money for me

[blazing egret]

hi esat

[tough nova]

Sry abt that.. got a call

[cold salmon]

nah i have this ever since this account was created, i mean i've changed it very few times temporarily but no this is main

[blazing egret]

OMG BRO IMMA FKING JHEVIUHBIQU

[cold salmon]

hi

[naive jolt]

ok fair enough

[blazing egret]

WHAT IS THIS MATE

[naive jolt]

What if I steal your pfp?

[cold salmon]

whatever you like

[tough nova]

How does one manage to get into a position like that...

[naive jolt]

fair enough

[blazing egret]

next time change ur pfp to the inverse of x

[naive jolt]

yo @cold salmon game?

[thin hatch]

U didn't

[visual dust]

Are there beginner tournaments on chess.com?

[near dome]

Was 1282 and then lost 12 games in row, now below 1200 💔

[tawny yew]

the theres only 2 checks here mate

[thin hatch]

i am 200 rated bro

[cold salmon]

interesting

[blazing egret]

yes but rarely

[cold salmon]

yeah send me on lichess

[tough nova]

My condolences

[naive jolt]

Great! Only a few more losses to go till you reach 1000!

[thin hatch]

What can u expect from me ( 200 rated ) @clever kernel

[naive jolt]

user?

[near dome]

No stfu 💔💔💔

[visual dust]

How frequently and are there any rn

[blazing egret]

guys lets play a game

[naive jolt]

ok my bad...well good luck tho hope you win next games

[blazing egret]

me vs the chat

[tough nova]

U can check on chess.com

[cold salmon]

||est_34 is my user and i don't know why i used this||

[blazing egret]

e4

[clever kernel]

you literally arent 300

youre pretty decent like a 850-925

[tough nova]

C5

[tawny yew]

nf6

[near dome]

I was jk, am mad cuz of the streak don't mind 😭

[tawny yew]

ew

[naive jolt]

sent accept

[blazing egret]

c5 wins, i do Nc6

[cold salmon]

it disappeared or what

[tawny yew]

but ur white

[naive jolt]

oh my ill resend

[visual dust]

What's the difference between arena and swiss

[blazing egret]

oop Nf3

[merry bough]

Before I started playing the Makogonov, I had two games where I castled kingside but my opponent screwed up so badly I was able to go for a kingside attack

[cold salmon]

also, let's not play bullet

[naive jolt]

Ok wait

[cold salmon]

blitz or rapid is fine

[near dome]

Duckyyy I lost 12 games in a row 💔😭😭

[tough nova]

E6

[naive jolt]

Forfeit by abandonment.

[near dome]

Resign

[merry bough]

what is black doing?

[blazing egret]

e6 wins

[native musk]

D4

[blazing egret]

e6 or d4

[tough nova]

Chess is kind of racist

[native musk]

Mini enpassant vro

[merry bough]

two separate games

exact same incredibly dumb mistake

[merry bough]

why is d6 not an option

[floral trellis]

What’s the highest elo player you guys have beaten/or were about to beat?

[native musk]

E6 vro

[merry bough]

or Nc6, or anything reasonable

[native musk]

Duping the knight on an entire rank

[blazing egret]

e6 wins

[native musk]

This is new

[merry bough]

fixed it with an edit

[native musk]

Knight defense

[tawny yew]

💔

[cunning meteor]

oh alr u good

[thin hatch]

no I am 200 + 1

[cunning meteor]

c5 c6??

[tawny yew]

how tf does black do c6 after c5

[cunning meteor]

bruh these pawns are teleporting

[blazing egret]

oh nevermind it was e6 not c6

WHATS NEXT AFTER e4 c5 nf3 e6 i do nc3 whats next

[foggy arch]

Anyone above 2500 here

[native musk]

How did bro jump from 1700 to 2400?

[foggy arch]

Aura

[blazing egret]

if yall dont respond yall lose

[tawny yew]

aura so strong i can smell it from here

[native musk]

You're going in the interesting category vro

[foggy arch]

Wym

I just had created an account

[blazing egret]

ok yall lose yay i win 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 elo

[clever kernel]

NOOOO 35 PUZZLE RUSH GONE FROM A MISSCLICK

[foggy arch]

Told about my strength beforehand

[junior anchor]

i misunderstood my drawback damn

[naive jolt]

gg @cold salmon

[native musk]

The higher up have decreed you're sus

[cold salmon]

not very gg

[naive jolt]

• NEGATIVE 1e+100 elo

[native musk]

You're going in the very sus category vro

[cold salmon]

also 20 seconds for my phone to shut down

[naive jolt]

dont worry, we all play bad on some days and bye

[cold salmon]

so bye ig

[foggy arch]

Ok 200

I told you about my strength before

You paid no heed

[cunning meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/wilson-lo-siento-gif-10966008380918174531

[foggy arch]

Unfortunately I didn't

Cry in the corner

[tough nova]

Sry abt that, got another call. Wanna play?

[mortal bronze]

what was your old account?

[crystal basalt]

Hello

[native musk]

Immediate lock out

[blazing egret]

YESSIR DID THE BEST CHECKMADE EVER

[cunning meteor]

😭 sure

[crystal basalt]

Okay?

[native musk]

Hes not gonna tell vro it got banned

[cunning meteor]

what the hell

how is he doing that

[native musk]

Stfu subhuman

[mortal bronze]

very interesting

[foggy arch]

Bro I had deactivated it a yr ago

[native musk]

What's the user

[clever kernel]

holy shit im so ass

[somber night]

Hi I am 50 elo

[foggy arch]

I don't remember

[blazing egret]

aw come on im 49 🙁

[cunning meteor]

@tough nova I'll send a challenge now, are you ready?

[cunning meteor]

old

[somber night]

I am 50 but I play like 1 💔

[foggy arch]

W ❤

[somber night]

Hell yea

[sterile atlas]

😂

[blazing egret]

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[sterile atlas]

what features r u using

[native musk]

Vro forgot to remove the embed

[blazing egret]

NOO

how to do it

[foggy arch]

You gonna add me ? Umm let's be buddies on dc

We know each other its a while now

[somber night]

Oh wow

[blazing egret]

Okay now it should work

[foggy arch]

What

[foggy arch]

Bro tf is 100 days no annoying 😂

[blazing egret]

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[signal oasis]

Is fabi the uncrowned prince of chess?

[blazing egret]

YESSIR IT WORKED

[foggy arch]

What is this

[deep sail]

Yes

[blazing egret]

HAHAHAHA

[signal oasis]

Why not hikaru?

[celest jungle]

@indigo void 3 wins to 1300…

[deep sail]

Eh Hikaru

[blazing egret]

IT WORKED

[deep sail]

Fabi is much better

[signal oasis]

Fabi might be the uncrowned prince in classical

But no doubt hikaru is the closest to magnus in blitz/rapid

Of his generation

[tropic panther]

Isn't hikaru better than fabi tho?

[deep sail]

Maybe blitz

[signal oasis]

Def not in classical

[deep sail]

No

[signal oasis]

Hikaru is prolly better in blitz

[tropic panther]

speed chess he is definately better

[signal oasis]

Rapid is a tossup

[tropic panther]

he plays blitz and bullet mostly

[signal oasis]

Not like hikaru or fabi can't mostly hold their own in any format lol

Both of them could have easily been wc if magnus didn't exist

[deep sail]

True

[foggy arch]

Just damn see the leaderboard

What's the argument about

[tropic panther]

Ding liren and gukesh became WC before they did tho, so idk

[signal oasis]

Don't downplay ding lmao

[deep sail]

Well I think ding was really good

[signal oasis]

Like he's a shitter , he was one of the strongest players

B4 becoming wch

[deep sail]

Gukesh had his great run as well

[signal oasis]

But after u become wc u lose all motivation to play chess

[tough nova]

@cunning meteor rrl rrl sorry. I got another call so I had to go

[signal oasis]

U achieve ur life long dream

[tough nova]

Wanna play now tho? Sry again 😭

[deep sail]

But I think i will always back fabi over them for now

[signal oasis]

Fabi is ofc much better than guki atp

[cunning meteor]

geez alright mr popular 😭

[signal oasis]

It's not a contest with how his form has been

[tropic panther]

not downplaying them bro

[signal oasis]

Candidates guki is very close to fabi maybe even better

[tropic panther]

just saying that them becoming world champion is still very hard, even with magnus gone

[deep sail]

Yes

[signal oasis]

But again after becoming wc , a loss of motivation

[tough nova]

Just a sec.. food just arrived lemme go get it I'll brb

[foggy arch]

Aah man 😭

[tropic panther]

fr, gukesh's form is not very good rn, same happened to ding

[foggy arch]

How can this be a chess achat

[signal oasis]

Yeah exactly lmao

[clever kernel]

on avrg i have a 2.9+ advantage in the opening

[tough nova]

@cunning meteor I'm rrl rrl sry abt that u have my sincerest apology 😭 idk wth is going on

Anyway, wanna play now?

Added u on chess.com

[alpine nimbus]

do you wanna play?

[tough nova]

Ur elo?

[alpine nimbus]

JK i have no time i have an exam tomorow

[alpine nimbus]

1000elo

[alpine nimbus]

good luck finding some one to play

[tough nova]

I rrl am popular. (The calls were from my mum

[cunning meteor]

it's alright buddy come then

[alpine nimbus]

can you remove the pown or no

[cunning meteor]

can, won't

[tough nova]

10 min unrated?

[alpine nimbus]

sad

[cunning meteor]

sure

[floral trellis]

I’m confused as to how that queen sac wasn’t a brilliant

[cunning apex]

I am using puzzles and game review

[alpine nimbus]

they hate you

[floral trellis]

They are scared I’ll be a master one day 🤫🔥

[alpine nimbus]

they are not cause you are all ready a master

[cunning apex]

It wasnt a brilliant because it doesnt lead to a checkmate

or a forced stalemate in a game that can only be lost or drawn

[limpid viper]

why would it be

[floral trellis]

Wow, I’ve gotten brilliants before tho that didn’t lead to checkmate

[cunning apex]

thats because the intent was for checkmate and then u did bad moves after

[foggy arch]

Wassup

[floral trellis]

I figured if he took back with the queen which he did it would lead to a fork, he could have not taken the queen and the game continues

[floral trellis]

Oh I see

[rancid wigeon]

I’m new to chess

[limpid viper]

not true at all

[rancid wigeon]

But i wanna get good asf

[floral trellis]

Oh lol

[cunning apex]

ok then what

[slow rapids]

[limpid viper]

wdym then what a brilliant does not have to lead to checkmate

[slow rapids]

underpromotion

[rancid wigeon]

Anybody play r6

[cunning apex]

but that also is under the first 2 categories I mentioned

actually there is a 3rd category

if a move turns from a losing position to a winning one

like what you said with the underpromotion @slow rapids

you underpromote with a knight, check the king, take the queen and deliver a checkmate with a pawn or what other pieces are left

[limpid viper]

ts is just not true 😭

[cunning apex]

ok then what

cuz I keep seeing you say not true but you decide to not show examples

[little crane]

I figured out the painting 🖼️

[alpine nimbus]

500-999 elo btw no offense

[ripe scarab]

@cunning apex sillynubcat

[rancid wigeon]

What are the best YouTube videos to watch for beginners

[cunning apex]

you are below 500 elo, no offense

[limpid viper]

ok here's a brilliant that doesn't fall into any of those categories

[ripe scarab]

How to play chess by Tom brady.

[alpine nimbus]

watch how to wast your time

[alpine nimbus]

1000elo you mean

[tough nova]

Me lose

Gg

[alpine nimbus]

do you want to play

[cunning apex]

ok so what is the idea of this brilliant then

[tough nova]

Why r u here...

[cunning apex]

if its not to lead to a check

[limpid viper]

to just win a pawn

[ripe scarab]

Why are y'all arguing when both of you are bad

[proven ginkgo]

-<

[alpine nimbus]

do you want to play??

[alpine nimbus]

why not

[tough nova]

Me depressed

[cunning apex]

I am bad cuz I am new to chess, he is bad cuz he sucks

[tough nova]

Me happy now

[floral trellis]

Here is all the brilliants I saved

[limpid viper]

why not

[alpine nimbus]

why dont you just join us we are all bad

[proven ginkgo]

lemme show u an epic one rq

[next trout]

Mi bomboclat

[cunning apex]

bro got the brilliant files

[floral trellis]

Show it 🔥

[ripe scarab]

I was less bad but now I am a 1100 bum

[tough nova]

I'm sry

[alpine nimbus]

still bad

[alpine nimbus]

soo a game 1vs 1

[ripe scarab]

What's that theme looks edible

[cunning apex]

so you are low level intermediate

[floral trellis]

I have more lol

[tall crow]

whtt, how u get that?

[tough nova]

I'd win

[deep sail]

Everyone is bad

[floral trellis]

What team?

[alpine nimbus]

i win 2/0/0

[ripe scarab]

Intermediate, I would be 1300 rn if I was playing consistently for the past week

[alpine nimbus]

check if you want

[rose hamlet]

Chess, more like bless :<

[ripe scarab]

Theme* mb.

[proven ginkgo]

lowk one of the best brilliants I've made

[floral trellis]

I’m just him

[tough nova]

Me lose

[alpine nimbus]

lowk i didnt understand any think

[ripe scarab]

@proven ginkgo what's up with your Pfp gng you ain't got it?

[proven ginkgo]

my cc looks za best

[deep sail]

You took a rook?

[alpine nimbus]

how did you do it

[tough nova]

I love u, will u marry me?

[proven ginkgo]

??? what's wrong with u

[limpid viper]

ts looks terrible

[proven ginkgo]

thanks

[ripe scarab]

You didn't watch no game no life?

[rose hamlet]

cute ahh rin

[limpid viper]

imagine playing chess and you have to have some 10 year old 2d girl staring at you

[proven ginkgo]

a you mean that

[alpine nimbus]

ts is peak

[floral trellis]

I wish I had more queen brilliants it’s soo money

[limpid viper]

ts would pmo

[proven ginkgo]

blank LMAOOO

[rose hamlet]

the novel is trash 👎

[proven ginkgo]

I played it when I was like 1500 as well, insane eye

[ripe scarab]

I don't read novels, so it's a win win for me

[rose hamlet]

no wonder it has no sequel after movie

[alpine nimbus]

my acc hase closed why???

[limpid viper]

*can't

[proven ginkgo]

it isnt smjh

[cunning meteor]

@tough nova gg

[floral trellis]

Nice! I wonder how many more I will get when I get to 1500 🤫

[tough nova]

I love u, will u marry me?

[rose hamlet]

only if you are a real human

[ripe scarab]

I can read manga or manhwas but novels are a little too much for me

[tough nova]

No, I'm Indian

[rose hamlet]

0.1% chance of anyone in discord being a real human

[limpid viper]

you should learn how to read

[ripe scarab]

"Trust me I got nothing for you other than love."

[cunning apex]

@hexed ridge no offense Ben but the chess.com support team is lowkey garbage, I tried to connect with a human support staff and I was told that I will receive a response in 48 hours and 4 days passed since I started the support ticket

[proven ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/siro-gif-14241686221152718817

[rose hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467461887640735868/1472116959536742443/hello.gif

[limpid viper]

ben does NOT care

[ripe scarab]

I don't wanna read chapter 1637 to find out that the mc took care of his bedhair and went outside

[rose hamlet]

what you eating?

[tough nova]

Will u marry me?

[ripe scarab]

Son 🥀

[rose hamlet]

india is ok, idk if ur real human though

[tough nova]

Pls marry me

[smoky sinew]

Yo

[tough nova]

MARRY ME

[rose hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467461887640735868/1471869977899303044/playing.gif

[limpid viper]

tf we doing node

[rose hamlet]

me everyday

[smoky sinew]

I am a guy

[proven ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/shiro-gif-23731004

[tough nova]

Did i stutter?

[rose hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467461887640735868/1471865637356699811/abf0a9dd740d612f.gif

u do this?

[ripe scarab]

Why is the chat so chaotic

[smoky sinew]

No, but why would you ask lol

[smoky sinew]

Nope

[tough nova]

Cuz i love u

[rose hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414418519931617375/1439107576947146843/1b24ff62461cdbc8.gif

[bitter saffron]

how can i stream in channels

[proven ginkgo]

that's like the least chaotic time LMAO nothings actually chaotic rn, u shud see the chat like 5h ago/after

[tough nova]

If u were Sodium I'd be ur chloride

[ripe scarab]

Reminded me of some niche anime meme

[limpid viper]

furries and weebs

[rose hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/offsrambledegg-gif-15919504113042533131

[tough nova]

My heart and soul belongs to u

[smoky sinew]

Sorry I love OH- more

[limpid viper]

hopefully the normal people come soon

[rose hamlet]

:3

[tough nova]

Ok

[tough nova]

Will u marry me?

Me real human, I swear

[rose hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-legend-of-luo-xiaohei-hug-love-gif-8919358

[proven ginkgo]

That's like the most normal the server can be...

[rose hamlet]

I'm gonna sleep now @tough nova say goodnight to me

[ripe scarab]

I have a very strong feeling that you are also not normal

[tough nova]

Sweet dreams

[tough nova]

No human who plays chess is normal...

Will i get a gf if I hit 2k?

[rose hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/luo-xiaohei-sleep-tired-cute-cat-gif-384081800453273971

[cunning apex]

I hope chess.com support team to sleep with a warm pillow because they dont answer my ticket

[tough nova]

I hope they live a long and prosperous life

[ripe scarab]

What if they are swholeanimal

[smoky sinew]

Your account is a decade old

[proven ginkgo]

there's a support team?

[tough nova]

PLS MARRY ME PLS

[cunning apex]

my account is almost 8 days old

OH THE DISCORD one

[full cobalt]

yeah 17 ai bots and michael

[ripe scarab]

Yo unc

[smoky sinew]

Yup

[cunning apex]

ye but its shit

they mostly depend on their shitty ai chatbot do to their job

[tough nova]

Pls get me a gf

[cunning apex]

blud Im trying too

[fleet dove]

as all accounts should be

[ripe scarab]

Yo Michael

[proven ginkgo]

y is bro so down bad tho

[smoky sinew]

Yours too

[cunning apex]

prolly cuz of that fasting

[ripe scarab]

Everybody is downbad they are just good at hiding it.

[smoky sinew]

Ancient account

[limpid viper]

your account is not that old

[torn sparrow]

to get to decade old accounts you need to have a new account first

ki account is goated old

[fleet dove]

the young become the old

[rose hamlet]

hi greenflower, ur my chess inspiration

[cunning apex]

lol your account was made 1 day earlier

[fleet dove]

sorry didn't mean to mog you like that

[tough nova]

If u were an elf I'd love u for my whole life, the only regret I'd have is not being able to have loved u till the end of yours

[torn sparrow]

you should apply to the bones academy

[ripe scarab]

Crazy that my account will be 7 years old in August

[proven ginkgo]

I feel disturbed LMAO

[fleet dove]

mods please get this corny user out of here

[tough nova]

U look like trash, lemme take u out

[ripe scarab]

Holy mog

[rose hamlet]

what is that? also ur amazing

[ripe scarab]

Ts took me out.

[tough nova]

Sry, I don't date. The only thing i like is cats and chess

[ripe scarab]

Son 🥀

[rose hamlet]

the most bestest uhhh greatest discord user here

[tough nova]

Haha.. wha?

[ripe scarab]

Glazer

[split blade]

🚀

It worked well

[cunning apex]

Conversation with Chess.com
Started on February 15, 2026 at 04:08 PM UTC time UTC (GMT+0000)

--- February 15, 2026 ---

04:08 PM | Mario_Dev: 👋 Start conversation
04:08 PM | Chessica: The first and best place to start is to search our help articles. Give it a try!
04:08 PM | Chessica: [App: Article Search]
04:08 PM | Mario_Dev: Get more help 🌐
04:08 PM | Chessica: How can I help?
04:08 PM | Chessica: One sentence with all the key details works best 🔑
04:09 PM | Mario_Dev: Chessica let me talk with staff and I will explain them the issue, last 6 times I talked with you, you gave me articles that dont help me at all
04:09 PM | Chessica: The best way to reach our team is to share your issue with me first 🙏
04:09 PM | Chessica: To continue, let me know how I can help in one sentence.
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• Get an instant answer: Ask Chessica for immediate help.
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04:09 PM | Mario_Dev: 🌐 Connect with a human
04:10 PM | Chessica: I'd hoped to be able to help you immediately, but it looks like I'll have to pass this conversation on to a human teammate for expert analysis!
04:10 PM | Chessica: Our team of support specialists will review your request within 48 hours.
04:10 PM | Chessica: You'll get a reply in this messenger and in your email inbox!
04:13 PM | Mario_Dev: Hello, I played yesterday in a 15 min | 10 Rapid Swiss < 1200 elo tournament. I lost against a cheater called ChinaLTR ( the user got banned today for "Fair Play"), because of the cheater I placed in 5th place and got 3.5/5 instead of possibly getting 4.5/5, the tournament is one of those organized by chess.com. I got the elo lost from the match but I didnt get my placement moved up in the tournament for the damage occured by the cheater. Hope you can check the situation and solve it, thank you.

[torn sparrow]

stop glazing bro

[cunning apex]

09:30 PM | Mario_Dev: Also during this tournament at GMT+3 11:20-11:25 PM I was put as "offline" and got a 0-point bye despite being online and watching other players finish their round after finishing mine...

--- February 17, 2026 ---

12:31 AM | Mario_Dev: I consider the situation can be solved if I receive a win for losing the tournament because of the cheater, If I receive a win for not having an opponent, why should I be able to get a point for facing a cheater. I consider due to being a prize tournament organized by chess.com it would be easier to just give me the medal after the recalculated score and that would be all.

08:52 PM | Mario_Dev: Hello, any response? I made ticket 2 days ago.

--- February 18, 2026 ---

07:52 PM | Mario_Dev: Hello 3 days have passed and I got no response. Did something happen to the person that checks my support ticket?

--- February 19, 2026 ---

06:43 PM | Mario_Dev: 4 Days have passed and I still didnt get a resolution from the support team.

---

Exported from Chess.com on February 19, 2026 at 06:48 PM UTC time UTC (GMT+0000)
@hexed ridge check this and tell support team to do their job mannn

[rose hamlet]

don't mind me

[ripe scarab]

I just popped my knuckles without touching em, biggest achievement of today

[tough nova]

09:30 PM | Mario_Dev: Also during this tournament at GMT+3 11:20-11:25 PM I was put as "offline" and got a 0-point bye despite being online and watching other players finish their round after finishing mine...

--- February 17, 2026 ---

12:31 AM | Mario_Dev: I consider the situation can be solved if I receive a win for losing the tournament because of the cheater, If I receive a win for not having an opponent, why should I be able to get a point for facing a cheater. I consider due to being a prize tournament organized by chess.com it would be easier to just give me the medal after the recalculated score and that would be all.

08:52 PM | Mario_Dev: Hello, any response? I made ticket 2 days ago.

--- February 18, 2026 ---

07:52 PM | Mario_Dev: Hello 3 days have passed and I got no response. Did something happen to the person that checks my support ticket?

--- February 19, 2026 ---

06:43 PM | Mario_Dev: 4 Days have passed and I still didnt get a resolution from the support team.

---

Exported from Chess.com on February 19, 2026 at 06:48 PM UTC time UTC (GMT+0000)

[smoky sinew]

I can do that too

[ripe scarab]

What about your toe?

[manic wren]

YES YES

[tough nova]

How

[rose hamlet]

ok I'll stop

[cunning apex]

anyway chess.com support team 2/10

[smoky sinew]

Yes that too unlimited times

[rose hamlet]

sry for bothering, ur only a bit awesome

[ripe scarab]

I can pop my 2nd thumb joint unlimited times, left one

[tough nova]

How's yalls day going?

[manic wren]

Just started

[rose hamlet]

ending sleepy

[tough nova]

Hope u have a great day!

[tough nova]

Sweet dreams kitty

[manic wren]

Thanks you too !

[tough nova]

Knighted kitty

[rose hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/jpop-j-pop-eve-lazy-cat-mv-gif-625730395172159169

[proven ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/kana-arima-arima-kana-cringe-disgust-anime-gif-2919966164659905915

[ripe scarab]

@smoky sinew did you get muted? I got muted for 7 days in 2024 for sending something similar

[tough nova]

I have a question

[smoky sinew]

Nope

[proven ginkgo]

don't ask

[ripe scarab]

Yea I saw that but sent it anyways since I had already typed it out

[tough nova]

Haha.. I swear its an actual question

[proven ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-girl-no-game-no-life-shiro-steph-o-scope-gif-27085516

[rose hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1089565272958046260.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[ripe scarab]

I don't like the constant anime gif spams

[proven ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-slap-gif-12891515316173143576

[oblique dagger]

Guess who just reached 2000elo lichess

[rose hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/431193538735112212/1257909009751474226/image0-47-1-1.gif

[tough nova]

Nicee, congrats

[vast gale]

is it someone famous?

[rose hamlet]

I am too addicted to phone to start sleeping?

[cunning apex]

ok now reach 2000 rating on FIDE

[rose hamlet]

sorry

[proven ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/tm-opera-o-tuff-tm-opera-birb-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-6974074806508367304

[warm flicker]

good job

[oblique dagger]

No but 1 out of 66k 2000elos ppl

[deep sail]

Deng!!

[oblique dagger]

[proven ginkgo]

I bet no one can guess my FIDE rating

[worldly jasper]

1.e4

[oblique dagger]

Hai milu ;3

[silver yew]

[Event "rated bullet game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/ciuxNV1e"]
[Date "2026.02.19"]
[Round "-"]
[White "amiraliaabedi"]
[Black "davie04"]
[Result "0-1"]
[GameId "ciuxNV1e"]
[UTCDate "2026.02.19"]
[UTCTime "18:42:22"]
[WhiteElo "2117"]
[BlackElo "2096"]
[WhiteRatingDiff "-9"]
[BlackRatingDiff "+10"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "60+0"]
[ECO "C31"]
[Opening "King's Gambit Declined: Falkbeer Countergambit, Nimzowitsch-Marshall Countergambit"]
[Termination "Time forfeit"]

1. e4 e5 2. f4 d5 3. exd5 c6 4. dxc6 Nxc6 5. fxe5 Qh4+ 6. g3 Qe4+ 7. Qe2 Qxh1 0-1

how to humble kings gambit players

[alpine nimbus]

-30

[frosty peak]

amiraliaabedi (2117) vs. davie04 (2096)

Move List

1. e4 [e5] 2. f4 d5 3. exd5 c6 4. dxc6 Nxc6 5. fxe5 Qh4+ 6. g3 Qe4+ 7. Qe2 Qxh1 

[rose hamlet]

1644

[proven ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/really-bruh-blink-blank-face-gif-9334898104617218757

[vast gale]

we do NOT need the whole PNG gang

[proven ginkgo]

above.

[rose hamlet]

1645

[vast gale]

1660

[alpine nimbus]

ok so -40

[smoky sinew]

6767

[proven ginkgo]

above.

[tough nova]

1936

[silver yew]

i took the eval out of it so its not messy

[proven ginkgo]

1881

[tough nova]

Nice

[vast gale]

161660?

[ripe scarab]

What the hell is this gif lmao

[proven ginkgo]

my chess.com is lower than my FIDE

[warm flicker]

how is your cc rating < your fide rating 😭

[proven ginkgo]

DONT QUESTION IT HAHAHA

[warm flicker]

i dont think id even be 1900 fide

[tough nova]

I don't think I'll ever get a FIDE rating

[smoky sinew]

I am -65

[rose hamlet]

I have FIDE rating :>

[proven ginkgo]

when it starts high up its easy to gain elo, even from one single match I was gaining a lot (I stopped getting into OTB ELO tournaments in order to not lose anymore) LMAO

[sterile atlas]

lichess has free puzzles idk abt game review tho

[tough nova]

Tell

[tough nova]

It doess

[warm flicker]

fake it till you make it

[rose hamlet]

1585 classical only

[tough nova]

Nicee

[proven ginkgo]

😭😭

[ripe scarab]

Should I sleep or not

[tough nova]

I think

[tough nova]

Sleep

[rose hamlet]

wanna sleep?

[proven ginkgo]

w that being said I have my last OTB tournament next week, its a club match and an old friend of mine asked me to play for their club so

[tough nova]

https://tenor.com/view/taste-of-the-wild-cuddle-cat-cuddles-gif-27039234

[rose hamlet]

Let's eep together :}

[tough nova]

Whats wrong with me tday

[rigid citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-ai-kitten-ai-kitten-larry-larry-ai-gif-5850789617517185518

[ripe scarab]

Gn weird people

[tough nova]

Sweet dreams

[rose hamlet]

me too

[kindred crypt]

@harsh sky what was that 🔥 self glaze bio you had

[tough nova]

Yk

[rugged hound]

It’s morning

👀

[tough nova]

Time zones

[tough nova]

Good morning, hope u have a great day

[rugged hound]

Ohhh right 😅

Thanks 😊 🙏

[ripe scarab]

I am sorry for thinking "low IQ" as soon as you said that I need to stop watching reels

[rugged hound]

Likewise, hope everything is going well

[rugged hound]

It was bait

[neat raven]

Anyone wanna play?

[ripe scarab]

I considered that

[warm flicker]

last ever?

[junior anchor]

this is the dumbest drawback like no einstein you have to move when you are in check😭

[warm flicker]

sure

[neat raven]

bullet?

[ripe scarab]

Why did I read Epstein instead of Einstein ig that's my sign to go to sleep

[warm flicker]

sure

[rose hamlet]

stop using discord

[neat raven]

whats you bullet?

[junior anchor]

same person basically

[tough nova]

Why's ur bio so bright...

[warm flicker]

2565

[warm flicker]

my profile?

[neat raven]

i guess thats fine

[junior anchor]

bright colors kill eyes

[tough nova]

Whatever its called, idk 😭

[warm flicker]

we can do odds

[upbeat cedar]

is 92.9 accuracy nice?

[proven ginkgo]

yea I mean I intend on quitting chess cause I do believe I've achieved to a point where most of the players can't even come to and the rest, at least in my eyes is prettty much useless, + chess requires a huge amount of time to actually get better at, even a prodigy will have to spend years to become great enough and i find that a waste of time tbh

[neat raven]

? you mean yu have odds bro

[tough nova]

I almost went blind cuz of it

[warm flicker]

yeah true thats why i havent improved in 50 years

[kindred crypt]

💀

[tough nova]

I got flashed

[upbeat cedar]

?

[warm flicker]

like i have less pieces to start with

[kindred crypt]

500 damage

[neat raven]

dude you would have to do odds to beat me lol

[ripe scarab]

Ebl

[lilac cobalt]

will anybody like to play a bullet match with me

[warm flicker]

is your room dark or smth

[rose hamlet]

say goodnight again

[kindred crypt]

ok

[warm flicker]

youre 1998 bullet

[lilac cobalt]

dm me

[tough nova]

Goodnight

[neat raven]

ok play me user name drbehngazebo

[fast plinth]

hi

[tough nova]

No, ur profile's just too bright

[neat raven]

i can beat you 10-0 you wanna bet?

[warm flicker]

its good man

[tough nova]

Hello

[kindred crypt]

sure

[neat raven]

not talkin to you

[ripe scarab]

More like saul goodman

[kindred crypt]

https://giphy.com/gifs/who-is-he-does-think-bro-QI9Qs2jpfyCuXAFTeA

[tough nova]

Not saying its bad tho.

[neat raven]

i sent challenge

[warm flicker]

sent the chall

[lilac cobalt]

will anybody like to play a chess match with me

[fast plinth]

yea we can

[fickle phoenix]

Thats stewie

[tough nova]

Weren't u gonna sleep?.. u rrl should

[rose hamlet]

may big chess pieces hit my head and make me sleep peacefully

[ripe scarab]

Alr imma sleep now

[lilac cobalt]

@fast plinth

[tough nova]

Sleep's good for ur brain so sleep = better at chess-

[fickle phoenix]

Fake

[fast plinth]

my username is just elwolfje

[lilac cobalt]

whats your chesss com id

[tough nova]

If thats what u want...

[fickle phoenix]

Bad sleep is better for chess lowk

[ripe scarab]

Whenever I close my eyes i see forks

[fast plinth]

Is it allowed to advertise ur club in here?

[tough nova]

Mee to, I eat pasta

(Using a fork ofc)

Get it

MuhahHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHA

[fickle phoenix]

LMAAAOOOOOOOOOO

[tough nova]

Too bright...

Can u please delete that. It's kind of hurting my eyes

[fickle phoenix]

But yall I wonder if there is any game possibke to be harder and more complex than chess,But also way more fun

[tough nova]

Life

[ripe scarab]

Keep typing it will go away

[fickle phoenix]

Board game

[alpine nimbus]

600 damage

[tough nova]

Idk shoji

[fast plinth]

cr reference?

[fickle phoenix]

Not more fun tho

[marble socket]

I love accidental checkmates lol

[ripe scarab]

Isn't it shogi?

[marble socket]

I just got one

[alpine nimbus]

roket defence

[alpine nimbus]

yup

[tough nova]

Idk. U get what I'm talking abt tho

[neat raven]

what happend?

[warm flicker]

nothing

[neat raven]

bro

play me like 10 games

i want adoption

[warm flicker]

i dont want to play that many

[tough nova]

I can adopt u

[neat raven]

1400

[ripe scarab]

I really should sleep

Bye

[tough nova]

Good enough, my son needs to be atleast that elo

[neat raven]

ok

[tough nova]

Gn

[tough nova]

I shall name u "omega360megaultaprodestroyer"

Do u like that name, son?

[neat raven]

son

[tough nova]

U want ur name to be son?...

[full cobalt]

can yall be normal sometimes

[tough nova]

A weird choice. But if thats what u want. Very well, u sall hereby be named 'Son'

[oblique dagger]

Hai pookie~ >.<

[tough nova]

Hello, how's ur day going

[neat raven]

son

[full cobalt]

I'm uninstalling

[tough nova]

Umm.. ok son

Get some cat food from the grocery store

Tonight we FEAST! Son

[oblique dagger]

Hru sweetie ;3

[tough nova]

I adopt u

Ur my 2nd son now

[limpid viper]

ban weebs

[ornate shale]

I am very good at chess!

[tough nova]

Noo

[visual dust]

Y'all guys can I send the notation of a game here and ask y'all to analyse it for me (I heard that the engine analysis isn't good for beginner levels)

[warm flicker]

can you help me with a puzzle

[limpid viper]

the point is ur meant to analyse it yourself

[tough nova]

100 dollars per game

[limpid viper]

like bro the point of engine analysis not being good for beginners is that ur meant to analyse it yourself or with someone else

you don't just give someone your game and tell them to analyse it

[visual dust]

I did analsye

Myself

[crystal basalt]

Bro I've been changing my account and it's still the same problem. I changed the account and it's still stuck there.

[limpid viper]

did you cheat

[ancient iron]

Today I reached 1300 elo

[limpid viper]

im guessing he did

[tough nova]

Nicee

[ancient iron]

Thank you🫶

[visual dust]

How long did it take yall to reach 1000 Elo

[limpid viper]

like 3 months

[tough nova]

It took me 2 weeks

[ancient iron]

1200 a year

[smoky sinew]

What do you mean by stuck there?

[tough nova]

Depends on the person tho

[cursive basin]

Just change discord account

[neat raven]

ok

[tough nova]

I started playing 4 months ago and I'm 1480 so rrl depends on the person

[gentle gorge]

does anyone here play any niche openings, like 1 nf6 against e4 or 1 nc6 against e4 or 1 f5 against e4 or like any opening thats considered rare if so do u wanna play some practice games 👀

[limpid viper]

nf6 is not a niche opening buddy

[gentle gorge]

it is

[tough nova]

So bright...

[limpid viper]

the alekhine is not niche vro

[warm flicker]

i play nc6 against e4 sometimes

[neat raven]

rh8 ig

[warm flicker]

then what after Qg7

[gentle gorge]

it is pretty damn niche

[full cobalt]

I play 1.d4 does that count

[gentle gorge]

so uhm 👀 are u down 👀

[tough nova]

Coach me

[alpine nimbus]

i got banned maybe cause i am playing bad those days

[visual dust]

Is 1.d4 d5 2.Nf3 Nf6 3.Bf4 a good opening for white

[warm flicker]

yeah what TC

[gentle gorge]

do you play any niche opening 👀

[gentle gorge]

no

[full cobalt]

not really

[gentle gorge]

DM me

[neat raven]

ig rh2

[gentle gorge]

Blitz 3+0 or 3+2

[gentle gorge]

😔

[tough nova]

100 dollars/20min of coaching me

[full cobalt]

the closest thing to niche is probably inventing something on move 5

[warm flicker]

ok ill send it over do u wanna be white or black

[gentle gorge]

well you said you play nc6 so i want to be white since you play nc6 as black

[tough nova]

(Ur the one giving me money)

[warm flicker]

ok sure

[gentle gorge]

i think ill pass, maybe next time

[tough nova]

MAYBE NEXT TIME? WHEN?

Can't take it back

[gentle gorge]

in like 6-7 decades

[tough nova]

Will u coach me now? (Ts is next time)

[warm flicker]

sent

[tough nova]

What if ur ded

[full cobalt]

thats just a nice way to say shut up

[tough nova]

Or what if I'm ded

[alpine nimbus]

6-7 meme in the big 2026

[tough nova]

Its 2025

[alpine nimbus]

2026

[tough nova]

Oh

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-067-67-6-7-six-seven-sixty-seven-gif-13940852437921483111

[alpine nimbus]

any girl dont have a bf?

[gentle gorge]

are feminine boys fine for u

[alpine nimbus]

any thing that can move

[random raptor]

....

[tough nova]

Why is the chat kinda weird....

[full cobalt]

I would be a great mod

[tough nova]

Same

[visual dust]

Why does engine consider this trade a bad move

[full cobalt]

I'd ban most of the server

[tough nova]

What abt me?

[full cobalt]

yes

[alpine nimbus]

dont ban me i am nice

[mortal bronze]

every mod except mohit

[tough nova]

Oh...

I'm sry

[visual dust]

?

[alpine nimbus]

what trade?

[full cobalt]

you're down a knight

[cunning apex]

I hate this crypto scammer

[visual dust]

The trade I did in the picture

[alpine nimbus]

ohh ok

[junior anchor]

why ts so unfair why my opp gets some easy peasy drawbacks

[lilac cobalt]

hello

[full cobalt]

you also had Ba6 with ideas

[tough nova]

What is ts?

[junior anchor]

drawback chess

[mortal bronze]

yeah

[alpine nimbus]

offre still there?

[tough nova]

Cool ig

[mortal bronze]

i thought re8 won a piece but ig not

[full cobalt]

I've lost all of my drawback games

[random raptor]

...

[junior anchor]

skill issue💔

[tough nova]

Pls keep topics related to chess.

[visual dust]

Was that enough for it to go 5 points to his side in the evaluation bar

[tough nova]

Whats yalls tv brand?

[full cobalt]

ngl it prob does

[lilac cobalt]

oneplus

[full cobalt]

Ba6 might be too slow

[visual dust]

Such a chess related topic

[junior anchor]

bro what an ass drawback

[mortal bronze]

nd4

[tough nova]

Oh nicee

[junior anchor]

i am basically forced to copy him

[celest jungle]

@indigo void @indigo void @indigo void

[mortal bronze]

black still looks good there though

i like ba6 more i think

[full cobalt]

true

[plain sorrel]

I just sacked half my army for a win :)

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jefftheprince

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1302 (peak)
Blitz: 1200

[celest jungle]

I got 1300…

[tough nova]

Nice, congrats

[plain sorrel]

Gg!

[celest jungle]

I said I’ll get 1300…

[full cobalt]

I've had much worse

[celest jungle]

[junior anchor]

i know there are worse but i just get harder ones than opponents

[celest jungle]

I don’t have

[tough nova]

Alright

[full cobalt]

yeah thats the point

[junior anchor]

no it isnt?

[celest jungle]

Why?

[junior anchor]

i want equal fights

[full cobalt]

the lower elo gets the easier one

[tough nova]

No reason, was just curious

[junior anchor]

and now i am getting stalled

[lilac cobalt]

are you trying to simp

[celest jungle]

[tough nova]

Huh? The only thing I simp for is cats and chess

[lilac cobalt]

i was just kidding man

[lilac cobalt]

stop simping cats start simping dogs

nah

[warm flicker]

@gentle gorge i have class but i can play more later. good game

[gentle gorge]

ur playing a +3 variation and i cant win omg

[tough nova]

Cool

[warm flicker]

😹

[tough nova]

I prefer cats tho

They're adorableeeeee

[gentle gorge]

atleast now i know how to properly refute this bs

[tough nova]

What the 😭

[potent cypress]

How do you guys deal with cheaters around 300-400 elo?

[gentle gorge]

but like it doesnt matter if i play 3 mistakes in a row

[full cobalt]

but why hang bishop

[gentle gorge]

its check

Nxf3+

i missed kf2 ..

[full cobalt]

ah

[hard sky]

anyone wanna play

[lilac cobalt]

i prefer footballers

[tough nova]

Cats who play football

[hard sky]

anyone down for some games

[gentle gorge]

i was better but i just missed bxe2

[deep herald]

do yall think i can cook with this?? to make a male version?

[tough nova]

https://tenor.com/view/football-cat-playful-funny-animals-gif-14524175

[hard sky]

anyone wanna play

[gentle gorge]

the idea behind rc1 is so unbelievably deep

[tough nova]

Why r the pants falling down tho

[lilac cobalt]

cristiano catnaldo

[tough nova]

R they lose?

[hard sky]

anyone 1v1

[tough nova]

Haha fr

[potent cypress]

Like playing just vanilla chess around 300 in 10min you just get absolutely destroyed by people playing GM level stuff... or cheating

[gentle gorge]

send the games

[hard sky]

anyone wanna play

[gentle gorge]

sure

[loud verge]

https://www.chess.com/game/164927281290 this game

[gentle gorge]

but teach me geoguesser later

[deep herald]

they aint they just baggy

[hard sky]

hmmm

[hard sky]

alr

[gentle gorge]

im gold one but i havent played since like october

[tough nova]

Hm, cool ig

[hard sky]

im also gold 1 cuzzo

[real shuttle]

are u a coach?

[loud verge]

This was a 10 minute game

[gentle gorge]

yes

[hard sky]

alr

[gentle gorge]

oh bruh

[real shuttle]

whats ur rating

[hard sky]

lemme send a link

[full cobalt]

how did you come to that conclusion

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dretal

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2186 (peak)
Blitz: 2293 (2400 peak)
Bullet: 2241 (2419 peak)

[gentle gorge]

@real shuttle

[hard sky]

https://link.chess.com/play/hOKNVd

[real shuttle]

he even wrote 2.5 euro/hr

[real shuttle]

yes

[rose hamlet]

chess, more like bless

[potent cypress]

Like I play a 330 elo dude, he has my queen in 7 moves

[full cobalt]

did you stop trying after hitting 2400?

[potent cypress]

And has 9:59 on the clock

[real shuttle]

wait, is ts u?

[gentle gorge]

uhh no i just tilted

[real shuttle]

oh my god

[gentle gorge]

yes