💬〡chess-talk

[potent gulch]

XD lmao

[midnight bough]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1454817532140720305/1473785110494187685/attachment.gif

[foggy moth]

elon musk is built like a tesla truck

[potent veldt]

beat moh light 5-0 and ill believe you

[midnight bough]

Can't I'm busy rn

[mortal bronze]

he designed the models after himself

[golden solstice]

It’ll no gonna be fine. Because I’m the Worse.

[potent veldt]

whar

[mortal bronze]

the problem with clash royale is that they keep updating it

[potent veldt]

why am i getting ed im not wrong

[mortal bronze]

players have to keep adapting

[mortal bronze]

don't mind them. chat is full of 300 elos

[floral trellis]

I just played an opponent around 1040 and they just like blundered everything lol??

[mortal bronze]

getting doubted in this server means you are right

[golden solstice]

These are people who gained rank very quickly but don't know how to play.

[mortal bronze]

xd

[frail creek]

Is this smothered mate or just back rank mate

[potent gulch]

You doubted him that day XD

[floral trellis]

Damn, meanwhile I’ve been grinding since I started 🫩

[potent veldt]

imo chess is a better designed game bc u dont need constant brainrot lucky drop p2w chest dopamine shower to keep players engaged

[mortal bronze]

neither

[deft shard]

[mortal bronze]

real

a classic

kind of gay though

[limpid sandal]

comeback wins are great am I right

[golden solstice]

It's a mate called:
I don't know

[deft shard]

36 hours from this point on

[floral trellis]

I live for those

[frail creek]

I guess N + Q mate then

[potent gulch]

Interesting... :3

[potent veldt]

its this rare mating tactic where you prevent the king from having any squares to move to

[mortal bronze]

no

[golden solstice]

BKE4
WKE5

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[limpid sandal]

Omg this dude had me dead to rights and he made one small mistake to lose the game

[proven ginkgo]

~<

[floral trellis]

I would crash out ngl

[potent gulch]

w<

[golden solstice]

In the future there will be no chess because two kings cannot be together.

[deft shard]

Hi apro

[wooden lava]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/164890891470/analysis?move=111

was this a good game?

[frosty peak]

daderio1969 (611) vs. SRPK33K1 (627)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qf3 Nc6 3. c3 Nf6 4. Nh3 g6 5. Bc4 Bg7 6. Ng5 O-O 7. O-O d6 8. d3 Bg4 9. Qg3 h5 10. h4 a6 11. f3 Bd7 12. Na3 b5 13. Bb3 Na5 14. Bd5 Nxd5 15. exd5 c6 16. dxc6 Bxc6 17. Be3 Rb8 18. b4 Nb7 19. Qf2 d5 20. Bb6 Qe7 21. Ba7 Rbc8 22. d4 e4 23. Rfe1 Ra8 24. Bb6 f5 25. Nc2 Bh6 26. Qg3 Bxg5 27. hxg5 Kg7 28. fxe4 dxe4 29. Na3 Qd6 30. Qh3 Qf4 31. Rf1 Qxg5 32. c4 e3 33. d5 Bxd5 34. cxd5 e2 35. Rfe1 Qd2 36. Be3 Qxb4 37. Bg5 Qd4+ 38. Kh1 Qxd5 39. Rxe2 Rae8 40. Rd2 Qe4 41. Rdd1 Qg4 42. Qxg4 fxg4 43. Rd8 Nxd8 44. Nc2 Ne6 45. Bh4 g5 46. Bg3 h4 47. Be5+ Kg6 48. Bd6 Rf2 49. Kg1 Rxc2 50. Kf1 Rc6 51. Bb4 h3 52. gxh3 gxh3 53. Kg1 g4 54. Kh2 Rc2+ 55. Kg3 Kg5 56. Be1 [Rg2#] 

[potent gulch]

Someone who speaks my language!!!

[midnight bough]

https://stockfishchess.org/

[potent gulch]

Heiii 🙂

[mortal bronze]

cutecatblinking.gif

[deft shard]

🐙

[proven ginkgo]

(⁠ ⁠/⁠^⁠ω⁠^⁠)⁠/⁠♪⁠♪

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/confused-cat-math-aint-mathing

[potent gulch]

I just searched cat and that was the first XD

[mortal bronze]

.<

[mortal bronze]

lol

[golden solstice]

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the Worse of all them!

[potent gulch]

ᕙ⁠(⁠＠⁠°w°⁠＠⁠)⁠ᕗ

[potent veldt]

is it harder to reach 1500 elo or beat an extreme demon

[proven ginkgo]

Also I see you in the day as well, what's the time for u rn

[foggy moth]

it depends on the p[erson

[potent veldt]

:333

[mortal bronze]

how difficult is it to beat extreme demon

[potent gulch]

Ouhhh, cool! My time rn is 10:36 pm

[potent veldt]

hard

[potent gulch]

:3333

[mortal bronze]

me 7 am

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/dodgeball-whitegoodman-iknowyou-jpj-benstiller-gif-14661977808555707695

[potent veldt]

[mortal bronze]

how hard

[potent veldt]

pretty hard

[potent gulch]

OMG

[foggy moth]

hard enough

[potent gulch]

Go to sleep!!!!! 😭

[mortal bronze]

how long would it take for one to beat it. if that never played gd before

[proven ginkgo]

Hell nahhh

[foggy moth]

dpends on the persoxn

[proven ginkgo]

I'm a vampire,

[potent gulch]

You really speaks my language

[potent veldt]

like maybe 100 hours?

[potent gulch]

I'd be doing the same so I don't blame you XD

[mortal bronze]

okay that's too less

[potent veldt]

i never beat an ed tho so

[mortal bronze]

chess 1500 could take anywhere between 6 months to 2 years

[potent veldt]

im not sure tbh

i do know celeste terms tho

[mortal bronze]

me (the skilled person in the world)

[potent veldt]

but sadly thats a less known game

[golden solstice]

Girlfriends get in the way of playing chess.

"You can't spend 10 hours reviewing games."

[potent gulch]

Yeah depends a lot on the person tbh, funny enough I got there in some months like 5, and 1700 in one year, now I'm here stuck at 1900 XD

[potent veldt]

i love celeste because i am a celeste grandmaster (its just an average difficulty)

[native musk]

Luckiest vro

[foggy moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235968135723614209/1469998657934721132/IMG_3020.gif

[mortal bronze]

trueee

lucky + skilled

[potent gulch]

Why did they had to put freaking droll too

[mortal bronze]

i am so good

[native musk]

Maybe

[plain badger]

Gyatt

[mortal bronze]

you are a prodigy

[foggy moth]

cus he watching sum furry content ifykyk

[native musk]

Lc bullet is so inflated yet im so low

[mortal bronze]

??

[potent gulch]

Not at all by any means 😭💔lol

[native musk]

I think im just kinda ass at bullet

[foggy moth]

oops, i replied to the wrong person

[mortal bronze]

next magnus fr

[foggy moth]

@mortal bronze sorry kel

[mortal bronze]

np

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-emoji-cat-sad-cat-gif-4612016381730439758

[mortal bronze]

hehe same

[foggy moth]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNTV6ZW5oc3NlNWVnNGJ0cTZrZGx3eGw2dmMwam9oeXdmd2QzbDUyZSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/PwBzC9QS3mfU8Me1xX/giphy.gif

[plain badger]

Can relate

[potent gulch]

Relatable 💔

[mortal bronze]

go away poser

[plain badger]

tf

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aprocurayt

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1921 (1949 peak)
Blitz: 1591 (1808 peak)
Bullet: 1441 (1524 peak)

[pastel matrix]

Hello

[plain badger]

ur buns

[potent gulch]

Heiii

[potent veldt]

this pfp is so peam

[mortal bronze]

we don't invite 2800 bullets sweats

[plain badger]

I'm not 2800🥹

[potent gulch]

What does peam means 😭

[mortal bronze]

same thing

[foggy moth]

😳

[potent veldt]

peak but silly

[mortal bronze]

peak

[plain badger]

fym same thing

[native musk]

Vro is not sneaking in

[mortal bronze]

same thing

[potent gulch]

Ouuuuh, tyy!! It's my favorite character in the furry fandom!

[potent veldt]

the classic bk

[plain badger]

shush I'm only 200 ish

[potent gulch]

Yeeee XD

[potent veldt]

burger king

[potent gulch]

I always thought oh that when they say bk XD

[cunning apex]

I am 2800 - 2100

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-burger-yum-boykisser-stare-gif-16619032980437678008

[plain badger]

Nice

[potent veldt]

[mortal bronze]

4900

[potent veldt]

i must eep

[potent gulch]

What time is there

[native musk]

÷ not +

[potent veldt]

3am almost 😭😭

[potent gulch]

Omg!!!! 😭😭

[mortal bronze]

idk i only know multiplication

[potent gulch]

Go eep!!! 😭

[mortal bronze]

you too

[potent veldt]

soon™

[mortal bronze]

i forgot to sleep and it's day time now

[potent gulch]

Nouuuuuh:c

[potent veldt]

i failed to hit 1k elo again

[foggy moth]

spell eep backwards 😳

[potent gulch]

holyyyy

[potent gulch]

I never thought on that 😭

[mortal bronze]

i might be cooked

[potent gulch]

Same I'm probably gonna sleep at 4 am

[mortal bronze]

sleep now

[potent gulch]

Take at least a 1 hour nap

[potent gulch]

I don't have any sleepiness rn 🥺💔

[mortal bronze]

...

if i sleep now i am not waking up for 8 hours

[mortal bronze]

um

[potent gulch]

Ouhh yikesss

[potent veldt]

i will not play whilst i am feeling down, lest i get tilted and take more Ls

[mortal bronze]

i think i will skip my classes

bleh

[potent veldt]

i am unemployed

[potent gulch]

Honestly, if it isn't that much at stake, I'd too, give yourself a rest day and sleep early today

[open dove]

GET FCKED OLD MAN

[mortal bronze]

same

[potent gulch]

Same

[mortal bronze]

you are like 14

[magic shard]

true

[potent gulch]

No!!!, I'm 16 to 17 😞

[mortal bronze]

that's like 14

[potent gulch]

Just a couple months

[potent veldt]

im hungeu

[soft mason]

which side do you guys think has an easier time drawing this position 🤔

[potent veldt]

gungry and eepy

[grave jetty]

All the puzzle i have to do is just getting checkmates in 1 or 2 its all the same type of puzzle i have a score of 1000 and doing them extra hard wtf is wrong

[mortal bronze]

i skipped them yesterday too

[safe folio]

Same same no same

[potent gulch]

It's not, I earned my age consent last year, now I can vote and play chess with style

[mortal bronze]

i would win as both sides tbh

[faint geyser]

hi😎

[potent veldt]

the roke is op i fear

[soft mason]

Which would u prefer

[mortal bronze]

it's 18 actually

[faint geyser]

[potent gulch]

Black honestly

[potent gulch]

Not hereee

[mortal bronze]

idc

[potent gulch]

16 already counts in

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-car-silly-cat-sad-scary-gif-12889095585962936860

[mortal bronze]

that's fake

[safe folio]

Bro a furry

[mortal bronze]

and gay

[mortal bronze]

that's like half the server

[safe folio]

Fah

💀 💀 💀

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-kicker-heres-the-kicker-but-heres-cat-jumpscare-gif-26573900

[soft mason]

furrys don't exist ong

[inland moon]

Good mornin

[mortal bronze]

i wish

[potent gulch]

Morninng

[potent gulch]

@sewer mods, he wants me to cease from history!!!

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/2-gif-7749019966943875056

[golden solstice]

What is the worst number of all?

[potent gulch]

6 and 7

[golden solstice]

67?

[humble eagle]

what kind of furry are you

[potent gulch]

The artistic enjoyer, I love the animations, draws, characters and music

[humble eagle]

so a fox?

[inland moon]

You have furs?

[potent gulch]

Thoo can't afford a fursuit yet

[humble eagle]

bro go to a halloween store

[potent gulch]

Ouhh, you hella guessed it right

[potent gulch]

XD we don't have Halloween here 💔

[humble eagle]

you have a fox pfp

[soft mason]

what's the appeal of a fur suit i will never understand, must be very uncomfortable

[potent gulch]

It's a cat lolll

[mortal bronze]

that's a fox?

[humble eagle]

i thought so at least

[mortal bronze]

that's a cat?

[inland moon]

That's a white fox

[mortal bronze]

looks like a dog

[amber dragon]

;p hey my people

[potent gulch]

To cosplay a fictional character, could be it a character you created or of someone's else, ex from a movie

[magic shard]

@mortal bronze would lose this with both sides

[potent gulch]

It is XD

[golden solstice]

That's a cat.

[humble eagle]

white

[golden solstice]

It doesn't look like a fox at all.

[mortal bronze]

i will block you for speaking the truth

[mortal bronze]

i say dog

[magic shard]

bro thinks he's coffin

[mortal bronze]

so dog

[magic shard]

those who know

[potent gulch]

Ouhh, no it's a cat!!! XD

[humble eagle]

thats why i said fox, cuz a fox is half dog half cat

[mortal bronze]

too late

[magic shard]

this is not true 💀

[golden solstice]

KF5, he can't take because is a check

[mortal bronze]

i already decided that it's a dog

[safe folio]

Mm classic english mealll

[magic shard]

stockfish

[mortal bronze]

giveeee

[humble eagle]

in their looks

[potent gulch]

Aww

[safe folio]

Yea I cooked stockfish

💀

[magic shard]

You're cooked

[humble eagle]

what does the fox say

[golden solstice]

How many stockfish are need to beat Gemini + Chagpt???

[soft mason]

bon appetite

[safe folio]

Ye ik im still coughing blood

[humble eagle]

nininiinini

[soft mason]

bro is ancient

[torn sparrow]

hey are you real free chess coach

[humble eagle]

lol

[safe folio]

For u1700

[potent gulch]

Meow meow meow, nrwo nrwo nrow

[amber dragon]

[torn sparrow]

I am u1700 daily

[humble eagle]

awsomme sounds bro please voice record

[soft mason]

we both are ig

[safe folio]

HOLY CAP

😭

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-uncanny-valley-dark-wtf-gif-14708455975531353777

[soft mason]

what's 9+10

[humble eagle]

21

[potent gulch]

You don't have the meow pass, twin

[potent gulch]

Is that some kinda of new brainrot 😭

[humble eagle]

thats why i need you to meow for me

[humble eagle]

?????

[soft mason]

Nah its like brain rot from 10 years ago

[potent gulch]

Been seeing that around internet a lot lol

[potent gulch]

Makes sense

[potent gulch]

U don't have the pass yet tho

[humble eagle]

thats how we used to age verify at night clubs

[golden solstice]

What is the best alternative way to play chess?

[potent gulch]

XD

[potent gulch]

Wdym

[safe folio]

Play with urself at chess

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-carlsen-chess-chessboard-gif-9301489837261486957

[golden solstice]

What is the best variant of chess*

[west cobalt]

DN

[safe folio]

3d chess

[golden solstice]

I hate this translator.

[potent gulch]

Ouhh, for me, honestly, 960 Fischer random

[humble eagle]

4v4

[potent gulch]

4v4 is crazy 💀

[golden solstice]

Who hasn't ever created a variation of a game?

[potent gulch]

8 chess players

[humble eagle]

its fun

you cant piss people off

and sometimes they write in chat

about teaming up

[potent gulch]

I'd be the one getting pissed off just by seeing the board

[humble eagle]

and then you and the other guy also need to team up

so it turns 2v2 lol

wait i dont mean 4v4, i mean 4 player chess

4v4 is 8

[potent gulch]

Loll

[slender jewel]

in unrated games, i try to practice openings i'm learning. in game reviews / analsyis, is there a way to filter games by openings played?

[eager sandal]

hi chat

why is.chat dead

[indigo nymph]

Hi chat

[eager sandal]

WHY

[indigo nymph]

Idk I just come now

[eager sandal]

ok

[indigo nymph]

Sooo

Dudu what's your rating

[eager sandal]

340ish i forgor

[indigo nymph]

😑

Where are you from? 🤔

[eager sandal]

japan

[thin hatch]

hi

[indigo nymph]

I love Japan because of their nature 🍄‍🟫

[pulsar dagger]

um may i ask something guys

[frosty sparrow]

sure

[eager sandal]

why mushroom may i ask

[indigo nymph]

Hiii

[thin hatch]

Hi

[indigo nymph]

What's your rating ?

[thin hatch]

200

[pulsar dagger]

is there even any good opening with black with white i win 70% games with black 40% why

[indigo nymph]

Highest?

[eager sandal]

[thin hatch]

205

[indigo nymph]

Wanna play ?

[frosty sparrow]

Dutch is a really cool opening

[thin hatch]

i am noob

[indigo nymph]

Meee tooo

[thin hatch]

You are 500+

[pulsar dagger]

um i never knew well gonna learn and try thanks bro

[indigo nymph]

Check dm

[indigo nymph]

Who said it ?

[strange portal]

anynoe up for a game

[frosty sparrow]

very important tho, learn plans, not moves

[thin hatch]

In your role

[frosty sparrow]

Look into the Leningrad its really fun

[indigo nymph]

Ooh

[frosty sparrow]

sure bro

[indigo nymph]

Checkkk dm anyways

[thin hatch]

uh ook

[strange portal]

alr bullet?

[frosty sparrow]

ahhh alr but not rated i suck at bullet

[strange portal]

i never do rated but what mode u want?

[humble eagle]

bro got intimated by my aura and left

[eager sandal]

lie

[humble eagle]

i think my position is horrid

but all good

[frosty sparrow]

@strange portal you know how to solve the integral of x*e^x?

[plain badger]

Bruh why bullet pool dead💔

[eager sandal]

it is but congrats

[humble eagle]

-2,1

but its hard position to convert

i think i could win

[frosty sparrow]

@strange portal can’t challenge you my connection sucks

[humble eagle]

next like 5 moves for black are not easy

[strange portal]

by parts vro

[strange portal]

alr ill challenge what ur user

[frosty sparrow]

all good all good the basics are there

[frosty sparrow]

Dear-Ken-Im-In-Pieces

[strange portal]

alr hold up

[humble eagle]

bro shits easy u = x, dv = e^x dx. du = dx, v = e^x.

[eager sandal]

what

[humble eagle]

and just hit the formula

[humble eagle]

yeah

and then slam it in the formula

[eager sandal]

im tryna learn those letters but what doEs dx mean in this context

[strange portal]

derivation is the most importnat these days

[humble eagle]

bro its just some random shi at the back

[eager sandal]

ok

[cunning apex]

Guys I wanna say something awful

[eager sandal]

ik but yeah ig

[indigo nymph]

What ?

[humble eagle]

it doesnt change anything

just follow the formula bro

[eager sandal]

e?

[humble eagle]

e is eulers number bro

i thought you meant dx

[eager sandal]

im bot saying letter

[nimble arch]

What is x

[eager sandal]

im not saying those

[humble eagle]

so you know an integral is the area under a graph right

those have a width,height

basically what youre doing

[eager sandal]

like value uhh you said in certain timeframe

[humble eagle]

timeframe?

wdym time

[eager sandal]

like at some point in graph

[cunning apex]

Tiger from now on you are my coach during weekends

[nimble arch]

I think he means ranges

[humble eagle]

ooooh

[eager sandal]

yes that

[nimble arch]

Though this is chess talk

We can bring it to off topic

[hexed magnet]

and today I learned that calculus qualified as "chess talk"

[eager sandal]

ok

[pseudo bolt]

...

[cunning apex]

of course the American has to complain about math talk

[humble eagle]

then you gotta find the antiderivatieb and do f(b)-f(a)

[cunning apex]

how ironic

[pseudo bolt]

lol

[nimble arch]

This is chess server

[humble eagle]

oh mb

[nimble arch]

This is chess talk

[hexed magnet]

bro im not against math, im literally skipping a math grade on my own this year.

[eager sandal]

anti - deriv u mean cuz idk really i hadnt leanred those in school

[humble eagle]

bro isnt integrals like 7th grade math

[nimble arch]

I dont remember learning about it in 7th grade

[hexed magnet]

bro isnt the channel for chess talk

[nimble arch]

Rhat being said, this is chess talk

[eager sandal]

ok go off topic ig

[strange portal]

ggs broski

[frosty sparrow]

ggs man

[scarlet arrow]

Chatty

[humble eagle]

i dont like off topic, it feels secondary

[scarlet arrow]

Don't be silly and back to chess

[hexed magnet]

that is one fantastic username, and sadly, i know exactely what it is

[nimble arch]

Then talk chess here

[scarlet arrow]

#💬〡general-off-topic if you wanna derive and integrate stuff

[humble eagle]

do you like 1.c4

[keen hearth]

Dangerous bait

[strange portal]

what is it

[frosty sparrow]

@scarlet arrow you integrate?

[nimble arch]

I think its fine, i play the reti so somtimes i transpose into an english

But i like the reti more

[humble eagle]

is reti even an opening bro

[hexed magnet]

i forget the formal theorem but basically, you cant have a continous vector field on a sphere

or something like that

[humble eagle]

transposes to every opening known to earth

[cunning apex]

Tiger

[nimble arch]

Yes, has reti gambit

[eager sandal]

[nimble arch]

Reversed blumenfeild

[hexed magnet]

nah cause nf3 d5 c4 is a reti gambit

[humble eagle]

what is it?

[cunning plinth]

hi

[inland moon]

I have board exams tomorrow 🥀

[strange portal]

uh partially alr

[humble eagle]

didnt know that

[hexed magnet]

i watched a video like a week ago so i get the basic picture

[nimble arch]

Nf5 d5 c4 d4 b4 c5 e3

Iirc

[humble eagle]

is it good? i mean its probably fine, like catalan like

[hexed magnet]

the question is: why do you know it?

[nimble arch]

55% winrate as white, 0.0 eval

[strange portal]

cz its thoery gng ski

[humble eagle]

thats acc pretty good

[cunning plinth]

im 289 elo i need assistance

[hexed magnet]

at lower levels is really strong cause everyone just snap takes on c4, no one plays d4

[humble eagle]

i play d5 into reti

[eager sandal]

chess theorem when

[humble eagle]

i couldve been hit with ts

[humble eagle]

theory is only good when i benefit from it

if you know more than me youre a nerd

if you know less you should study your openings

[trail vortex]

idk what to tell u

[eager sandal]

likechess god playing eachother

[cunning plinth]

😔

[nimble arch]

Its more frequent for opponent to play c6 in that case theres a 60% winrate line i have cooked up thats equal

c6 after d5

[eager sandal]

watch chess tip explained ai sloo

[nimble arch]

Reti gambit has some really fun lines with rg1 g4 somtimes

[trail vortex]

just play london and cry

[nimble arch]

If opponent doesnt break in center, and if they do break in center you have a familar game

[strange portal]

what dat mean ski

[magic shard]

are you ready to play the reti

[humble eagle]

nf3,d5,c4,c6,c5?

[trail vortex]

sometimes crying is the best thing to do

[humble eagle]

i dont understand wdym c6

[nimble arch]

Nf3 d5 c4 c6 and the white plays e3 instead with plan of b3 bb2 qc2 rg1

d4 works instead of rg1 but collies arent as fun imo

Oh wait nc3 is there too

Before rg1

[trail vortex]

I started playing london/caro/slav trio and my rating is consistently growing but its so miserable to play this way

[nimble arch]

Thats fine

[glacial ravine]

Fools mate!

[humble eagle]

then dont do it

[glacial ravine]

^

[cunning plinth]

i just got mated in 4 moves

[humble eagle]

people are so dumb bro

[cunning plinth]

is there any hope for me

[glass tartan]

never cry for a queen sacrifice.

[glacial ravine]

Yes

[frosty sparrow]

just play and don’t do it again

[nimble arch]

I think it can be fun

[humble eagle]

ohhh okay, i mean it seems quite standard?

[vocal musk]

yes just open your eyes

[nimble arch]

Yep, its just that usually more sharp lines in an opening like the reti usually catch the opponent off gaurd

[cunning plinth]

eyes are most definitely open

[glacial ravine]

That’s not nice!

[glass tartan]

no hope after you sacrifice your queen

[frosty sparrow]

guys just play g6 or g3 every game it works

[vocal musk]

thats truth

[trail vortex]

yes, keep playing and learning and puzzles and you'll keep getting better until one day you'll be 500+ then 1000+ 1500+ and 2000+

[humble eagle]

yeah id 100% be thrown off, but rg1 i dont understand

[glacial ravine]

Play e4 e5 Ke2 Ke7 and shuffle the kings up and down

That’s an easy win

[graceful hamlet]

What the

[cunning plinth]

ok im gonna go spam mindless blitz

[balmy wyvern]

Oh no

[humble eagle]

do you just want to g4, but id prob just die?

[glacial ravine]

Hey! Mistake number ONE

[cunning apex]

Pretty good game:

[balmy wyvern]

Wow

[glacial ravine]

do not play fast time controls if you are trying to improve!

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cats-chess

[humble eagle]

Lies

[balmy wyvern]

So cute :>

[glacial ravine]

Play slower time controls like rapid for improvement in tactical and strategic play

[cunning plinth]

bro

they resigned in the first 3 seconds

[humble eagle]

if you improve calculation speed and pattern recognition you can calculate more and more in rapid

[glacial ravine]

Sorry, play HYPER BULLET to improve 😡

[humble eagle]

Prob 5:2 blitz is ideal

[cunning plinth]

do puzzles actually help

[glacial ravine]

True but my point was playing fast time controls might not help as it’s more pressuring than a slightly slower time control

[humble eagle]

you have to see a fork 100 times before you stop getting forked

its better to play faster so you get forked faster

[cunning plinth]

“you have to take two steps back before you can take a step forward”

[glacial ravine]

lol what

Okay faster to make mistakes faster and find the solution faster

[eager sandal]

[glacial ravine]

Is that your point

[cunning plinth]

gd mentioned

[naive pilot]

got a whole 1/3 increase in my elo todayyy wooo

[humble eagle]

yes if you spend too long on one game you learn less

[trail vortex]

"the string of the bow must go back for the arrow to go forward"

[humble eagle]

its better to have an insane amount of games

spam spam games

[glacial ravine]

Now that I think about it that makes more sense

[eager sandal]

bros like 200

[humble eagle]

3:0

go go go

[naive pilot]

300 now

[eager sandal]

[humble eagle]

im being so deadass

you learn openings faster aswell

[cunning plinth]

wait so like

[humble eagle]

dont even analyse the 3:0 games with an engine

[cunning plinth]

do i just play 10-15min rapid

[humble eagle]

wastes time

[cunning plinth]

im a confusion

[naive pilot]

i JUST broke 50 chess games played xD

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/confused-cat-math-aint-mathing

[humble eagle]

3:0

[balmy wyvern]

What is the main idea of bongcloud

[eager sandal]

i been playing for like 150 game and im stil 340 😭 winning lately tho

[cunning plinth]

im 289 get on my level

[humble eagle]

maybe try a different game

[naive pilot]

hell yeah! im 9 wins 4 losses today!

[normal mason]

do yall start playing and immediately find the discord to join

[naive pilot]

you got it!

[eager sandal]

i will find you

[feral coral]

wait how would you promote to a queen if you already have one when playing over the board

[eager sandal]

[normal mason]

more time playing less time yapping

[cunning plinth]

id much rather yap than suffer another 3 move loss

[eager sandal]

in real life rook upside down can be used but there is 8 stock of queen

[naive pilot]

exactly this, the day i started playing chess i joined this discord

[limpid viper]

Yes

[eager sandal]

in chess.com and other digitla ches

[cunning apex]

any 2k rated player that wants to be my coach for free?

[eager sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-random-funny-funny-wong-why-is-he-correct-gif-2180448822856367071

[cunning apex]

or someone close to that

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chess-chesscom-136

[cunning apex]

10% of my games are draws

[balmy wyvern]

Hey guys what is the main idea of bongcloud(?)

[normal mason]

i actually went on reddit to offer free coaching immediately after i hit 2k bullet on lichess lol that was quite fun

[cunning apex]

@eager sandal

[balmy wyvern]

Oh

[eager sandal]

to like absolutely dominate any openings

because king is so intimidating uhh

[glass tartan]

whats a bong its something you use to smoke with

[cunning plinth]

300 elo speaking

[cunning apex]

is there a chance you may coach me whenever you want?

[eager sandal]

😡

[cunning plinth]

why did this make me laugh

[normal mason]

the coaching is no longer free

[south gyro]

74% accuracy 😋

[cunning apex]

sheesh I missed a gem then :(((

[cunning apex]

bro 74 accuracy is bad

[south gyro]

Ohh 😭

[normal mason]

i think i posted and about 17 people replied i only manged to set something up with 3 people lol

[strange portal]

i gothcu bro

[cunning apex]

good accuracy is above 80

[south gyro]

I see

[cunning plinth]

the highest ive gotten was 89

[cunning apex]

yoo lets gooo

[glass tartan]

chess coaching is a waste of money after awhile

[cunning plinth]

im so cool

[eager sandal]

one time.i play with 85 accuracy and one time 32

[balmy wyvern]

Pls recommend me some fun opening :>

[cunning apex]

@strange portal im available any time for coaching

[normal mason]

but ngl now its very easy to go very far without a coach

[eager sandal]

actually use icbm

[normal mason]

a coach will point you in the right direction but you have to put in the time yourself

[cunning apex]

ye but I need a direction

[glass tartan]

A2

[cunning plinth]

two conversations are happening at once

[strange portal]

alr light send me a few games but im like doing sutff rn

[cunning apex]

ye I need the right direction ya know

[south gyro]

Dude my opponent was using ai or something cause he was playing 10-15 book moves

[cunning apex]

alr

[normal mason]

its not very hard to find advice online lol, and it will apply to you

[cunning plinth]

do puzzles help much

[normal mason]

yes

[eager sandal]

i think

[glass tartan]

get better at chess? learn the fundamentals

[south gyro]

Then I played dumb and started mirroring him, so he hangs the queen, thinking I'll do the same. But I took his free queen and won the game

[naive pilot]

i mean it could be someone who just knows the first few moves to the opener they play

[eager sandal]

well definitely external help not engines tho

[naive pilot]

even games i lose i start off with with a wide series of book moves

[nimble arch]

Rg1 threatens g4 and a kingside attack

[naive pilot]

i just need to figure out how to win without having to clear out my opponets board first.

[vocal musk]

i hate when i premove but they play epstein gambit

[cunning plinth]

ok

[cunning apex]

I sent 7 games, are those enough?

[potent ice]

anyone wanna play 800 elo (i’m super toxic and want to scream at someone) id: qcpole505

[cunning apex]

Im not your mom

[potent ice]

thank god not i would shoot myself

[vocal musk]

https://tenor.com/view/bravo-gif-gif-8524601943548603280

[cunning plinth]

😟

[potent ice]

you dont look fit to be runnin around in the world let alone to be a trusted parent

[humble eagle]

it was supposed to be a gif

[eager sandal]

bruh take meds bro

[pine kernel]

https://www.chess.com/game/164893276076

[potent ice]

Just playyy with me

[eager sandal]

im 300

[pine kernel]

wait it was supposed to be a gif

[humble eagle]

at 2k btw

[eager sandal]

who the hekl would mouseslip with castling

[cunning apex]

Joseph I have some things to say to you

[marsh pulsar]

I wanna start analyzing my games but dunno how

[humble eagle]

he hung like 50 pieces

[vocal musk]

what

[eager sandal]

bro im starting to see

[cunning apex]

you are a special person and deserve to have good things happening to you

[eager sandal]

wth

[cunning apex]

also I dont know you, so I may be wrong

[vocal musk]

uhh

[cunning apex]

and you may be the opposite but I guess Im risking it

[floral trellis]

What would be considered to be a respectable ELO rating?

[vocal musk]

uhh

[cunning apex]

anything above 400

[vocal musk]

100

[floral trellis]

No shot

[humble eagle]

freest win oat

[potent ice]

beat magnus bot

[vocal musk]

20

[eager sandal]

actually all those people ssying shi is ego people so anything above 600

[naive pilot]

300 elo domination

[humble eagle]

2200

[floral trellis]

Fr?

[floral trellis]

Damn 🫩

[gritty vessel]

Damn

[eager sandal]

I heard its top 50%

chescom

[floral trellis]

Like your answer more than the tiger dog

[humble eagle]

wtf am i lookig at

[floral trellis]

The average chess player

[naive pilot]

peak chess gameplay

[cunning plinth]

300 elo domination

[naive pilot]

^^^^^ EXACTLY

[eager sandal]

what us goIng on

[humble eagle]

he was lowk cooking in the beginning

but then just lost it, e4,e5 what was bro trynna do with that pawn

[potent ice]

where do i find players here ffs

[naive pilot]

im trying yall, this is week 2 or 3 on chess xD

[feral coral]

is there a move confirm thing

[eager sandal]

bro canr even do carok kann without mouseslipping

[eager sandal]

yes look at setyting

[feral coral]

will later

[humble eagle]

why would you want that

[floral trellis]

What’s your elo

[vocal musk]

i mouse slip castle sometimes when i play bullet

[potent ice]

Mate I’ll take on a grandmaster at this point

you just have to TALK

[humble eagle]

turn on "drag to rook" setting

[eager sandal]

reasonable but that game seemed lile rapid

[floral trellis]

Any adult chess players here?

[humble eagle]

and then make a habbit to overshoot it

[potent ice]

username mate?

[humble eagle]

thats seems like hyperbullet

[floral trellis]

ItsAnelo

[potent ice]

adding you

[humble eagle]

wanna do 30 seconds vs 3 min?

[naive pilot]

what pawn D;

[eager sandal]

nvm yeah it was 2k

[eager sandal]

hmm how

[floral trellis]

Did you do it?

[potent ice]

yep

[humble eagle]

we can do odds or that

i found your chess.com

[potent ice]

1031 elo?

[nimble arch]

I dont like odds

[eager sandal]

ok 30 second

my effort. is ftuile

[humble eagle]

i did odds now

[cunning plinth]

wahoo i just won a game

[humble eagle]

we can try that first, and if i win we do 30 seconds

[cunning plinth]

by resignation

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dolores-jane-umbridge-harry-potter-3

[robust pond]

Ayo guy's just beat a 2100 rapid woo I'm 1800 woo

92.7 accuracy let's goo

[south gyro]

My elo is in negative . Is that alright with you ?

[potent ice]

Honestly

Idc if your meil or fisher

qcpole505 add me

[south gyro]

Okayy

[south gyro]

You're in game already

Lemme know when your game is over

[devout silo]

I want to sleep 24 hours

[potent ice]

spectate the game and gimme tips

[humble eagle]

I won

[potent ice]

open stockfish

[eager sandal]

you win

[eager sandal]

😭

[south gyro]

Pawn f3

[potent ice]

are u lads actually 300 wth

[eager sandal]

😡

[potent ice]

pawn what

mate i’m black

[eager sandal]

u on

[potent ice]

harsh u still here now lad?

[humble eagle]

i was trying to figure out how to do it

[cold salmon]

@eager sandal so are you from Japan

[icy karma]

i despire your success, i hope you rage back to 1700 pal (im feeling negative today)

[pale pollen]

Since 2026, I don't care about my rating and I feel better !

[cold salmon]

lol

[lilac warren]

anyone know a physical chess set where the pieces looks like classic versions of each thing, like the king looks like a king, the queen is a queen, the bishop is a bishop, the rook is a castle tower, the knight is a knight on horseback. I see a lot of themed sets but they tend to always have some weird twist on the theme or be based on a historical set like the isle of lewis ones

[pale pollen]

nope, ask chatgpt

[eager sandal]

yeah

[potent ice]

harry potter theme chess board

[eager sandal]

maybe play 3m and uhh wait for 150 seconds

[pale pollen]

lol

[eager sandal]

what are those openings tho

bruh is truggle to calculate over 2 moves ahead

[pale pollen]

french

[exotic coyote]

like harry potter ones?

[eager sandal]

ok

[eager sandal]

😡

[pale pollen]

why angry?

[eager sandal]

other than simple threats and tactics i cant calclate over 3 moves

[eager sandal]

cuz me offended

[pale pollen]

Do tactics bro

[eager sandal]

hmm

[south gyro]

Yes you played good

[potent ice]

Huhhh Indian

Vc?

[south gyro]

And the other guy played really well

[lilac warren]

huh, didn't know about those, yeah mostly like that, except not harry potter branded or with a little guy coming out of the rook or everyone wearing full suits of armour (the knight can wear armour obv)

[south gyro]

Yes

[potent ice]

Mate I beat him wdym 😭

[south gyro]

Yes but he played good too

[potent ice]

aight whatever lad come vc and accept match

[south gyro]

Non-rated game ?

[potent ice]

idk how unrated

[eager sandal]

IM DOIJG ATCTIC s because i am weak caluclator

[south gyro]

Wait I'll send you invite

[potent ice]

VCC

[south gyro]

Dude it's morning I'm not gonna vc rn

[potent ice]

Why cant i talk in vcs

[south gyro]

Idk

[west cobalt]

Probably DN

[shut agate]

What is this with negative accuracy 💀

[potent ice]

Dn?

[west cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-4470566

Deez nuts

[humble eagle]

temu chess.com wtf is this

[potent ice]

…

[nimble arch]

is this chessis

[potent ice]

Halariois

[young whale]

what am I looking at bro

[potent ice]

Halalalalalrious

[humble eagle]

its spelled hilarious bro

[shut agate]

Ye but I don't get the value 😭

[south gyro]

@potent ice hello

[potent ice]

Its Spelled “i don care now lad”

[south gyro]

Come

[nimble arch]

Dont mind it uninstall the app rn

[potent ice]

??

[humble eagle]

what is chessis

[south gyro]

Game

[nimble arch]

shitty chess app

[potent ice]

ur white u moveee

[humble eagle]

whats bad with it

[nimble arch]

low depth analysis

[potent ice]

TIGER COME CHESSSSS

[nimble arch]

so low depth it actually hurts my soul

why the hell is the petrov +0.7 for white

[humble eagle]

what

[potent ice]

com chess plej

i want to play u
:3

[shut agate]

Ok bro 🤣

[nimble arch]

its ECO isnt well developed

[shut agate]

The thing is chesscom game review couldn't handle it

[nimble arch]

USE LICHESS

[shut agate]

164 moves

[nimble arch]

LICHESS EXISTS

[humble eagle]

fine we will do odds ig

[humble eagle]

bro?

lichess has better analysis aswell

[nimble arch]

Choosing chessis over lichess is so foolish

[humble eagle]

but the UI, the UI bro

its so ugly

[potent ice]

add qcpole505 tiigor

[languid wind]

yo

[nimble arch]

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE BETTER UI TO YOU?!?!?!

[humble eagle]

haha i mean chess.coms

[spring sand]

Blu

[nimble arch]

oooh broken vessal

I first tried you

[humble eagle]

i played your opening and won btw

[spring sand]

We all did

[nimble arch]

yay

[humble eagle]

its pretty good

[spring sand]

Lost kin on the other hand

[humble eagle]

they get thrown off so ahrd

[potent ice]

Im smart harsh

[nimble arch]

broken vessal is harder

[south gyro]

Tf 😭

[nimble arch]

lost kin is just a stagger farm

[humble eagle]

he played d4, and i just spent the whole game harassing his center

[potent ice]

rematch i was chatting

[spring sand]

I dont think so

[humble eagle]

and then my bishop on g2 was too strong cuz b4 b5

[south gyro]

You're better than me and still fell for that 😭

[potent ice]

WASNT LOOKINGGGGG

[humble eagle]

it felt pretty much just like the englush

[potent ice]

come rematch
😭

[south gyro]

Okayyy

[nimble arch]

like the bv goign to the middle and doign the head shake thing actually is so much harder of an attack to dodge than lost kins

[humble eagle]

i like it

[potent ice]

mi ego is in pain

[nimble arch]

yeah its great

I have a study with some lines of my reti

[humble eagle]

on L*chess

[nimble arch]

https://lichess.org/study/z1O7hjQe/VgkidPTz Front page reti study promotion

[potent ice]

Tiger all this talk no 1v1

[nimble arch]

Its fire

[potent ice]

My bals have microplastics

[scarlet arrow]

Meow

[humble eagle]

Bro come up with someone better than this

i get engine says its good but that does not look nice

[normal mason]

im on tv!!

[humble eagle]

kill me the day i choose a line with doubled pawns

[scarlet arrow]

Is it just Nf3 ?

💀

[exotic coyote]

@scarlet arrow liches

[nimble arch]

no

[humble eagle]

eh i guess you can go b5,b6 and trade it off

nevermind

didnt look far enough

[nimble arch]

thats the plan lol

[humble eagle]

my bad king

my fault slayer

[nimble arch]

look at chapter selection

[shut agate]

Don't ping mods please I'm just seeing the review 😭

[humble eagle]

good line

[scarlet arrow]

Phone

Oh found it

[nimble arch]

is still chapters on phone look downish

[humble eagle]

c5, b4,b5 is actually devious

[scarlet arrow]

Hihihi

[nimble arch]

bast this is like ur 4th lichess account

[torn sparrow]

😭

[south gyro]

Lmao

[potent ice]

com again

my brain has 2 new cells

[potent ice]

2 cells combined i’m now 25 elo

[south gyro]

Dude let's see how many moves we can do without killing a piece

[potent ice]

no plej

2 brain cells not enough for this

[humble eagle]

the guys who made the ruy lopez

[potent ice]

TIGER FIGHT ME

OR gai

[humble eagle]

fine bro

[scarlet arrow]

It's my phone account

[fathom dove]

Assalamualaikum Chat

[scarlet arrow]

On which I almost never play

[small pelican]

Wa Alaikum Salam

[scarlet arrow]

Or like at 3-4am

💀

[humble eagle]

whats your chess.com

[potent ice]

Mashallah Brother

[scarlet arrow]

Dw

[potent ice]

qcpole505

[nimble arch]

he got 3 of those

[cunning apex]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/165786009547/review

[inner olive]

what about b4 then b5 ideas

[fathom dove]

[small pelican]

Why's my end game bad? Any tips to improve it?

[potent ice]

wait harsh me play against tigor

[frosty peak]

Mario_Dev (766) vs. benyamin1151 (1142)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 h6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. e3 e6 5. Bd3 Nc6 6. O-O g5 7. Ne5 Nxe5 8. dxe5 Nd7 9. e4 d4 10. Ne2 Nxe5 11. f4 gxf4 12. Nxf4 Rg8 13. Nh5 Ng4 14. h3 e5 15. hxg4 Bxg4 16. Nf6+ Ke7 17. Nxg8+ Kd6 18. Qxg4 c6 19. Nf6 Kc7 20. Qf5 Bd6 21. c4 Rc8 22. c5 Bxc5 23. Qxe5+ Bd6 24. Qa5+ Kb8 25. Qxd8 Rxd8 26. Bf4 Ka8 27. Bxd6 Rxd6 

[fathom dove]

[humble eagle]

i challed u

[glass tartan]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chess-chesscom-136

[inner olive]

after Be2 and castles

[scarlet arrow]

👉 👈

[potent ice]

tigoe scares

[south gyro]

Okayy I'm gonna play against magnus carlson

[small pelican]

[potent ice]

…

[quasi nova]

😨

[south gyro]

Bot

[potent ice]

good luck ig?

i get it

Tiger why scared brother

[small pelican]

...

[humble eagle]

i challed u

you gotta accept

[potent ice]

lies

no challenges here

[magic shard]

no

[fathom dove]

Idk my endgame is also bad

[potent ice]

Gimme ur id

[small pelican]

😭

[fathom dove]

w<

[humble eagle]

challed u again

[scarlet arrow]

owo

[fathom dove]

-<

[potent ice]

still no

[humble eagle]

TigerJett

[potent ice]

How challenging without addin

[fathom dove]

~<

[small pelican]

I was playing perfectly and in the end game I messed up

[magic shard]

yo this dude replied to my message 3 times

[small pelican]

It ended up being a draw

[potent ice]

With space?

[humble eagle]

no

[fathom dove]

What your elo
At the endgame usually i just activate my king and wing it

[potent ice]

….

ehm ehm

i would like to formally apologize

[robust pond]

i just beat someone 300 points up than me the only way I'm raging is up

[small pelican]

It was 198 now it's 180👉👈

[fathom dove]

Yes indeed that seems to be the case

[cunning apex]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/165786009547

[frosty peak]

Mario_Dev (766) vs. benyamin1151 (1142)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 h6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. e3 e6 5. Bd3 Nc6 6. O-O g5 7. Ne5 Nxe5 8. dxe5 Nd7 9. e4 d4 10. Ne2 Nxe5 11. f4 gxf4 12. Nxf4 Rg8 13. Nh5 Ng4 14. h3 e5 15. hxg4 Bxg4 16. Nf6+ Ke7 17. Nxg8+ Kd6 18. Qxg4 c6 19. Nf6 Kc7 20. Qf5 Bd6 21. c4 Rc8 22. c5 Bxc5 23. Qxe5+ Bd6 24. Qa5+ Kb8 25. Qxd8 Rxd8 26. Bf4 Ka8 27. Bxd6 Rxd6 

[cunning apex]

opinions?

[humble eagle]

make it unrated

[cunning apex]

I won and made the opponent resign

[rugged blade]

Can someone with better skills tell me what i could have done better?

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Why an i losing the ENTIRE game how can i not be in a constantly losing position the whole game how can i generate counter attack?

[potent ice]

how

[humble eagle]

i dont want you to cheat and take my elo

[potent ice]

not like im gonna win

[humble eagle]

you press the rated button

[potent ice]

😭 i wont

[humble eagle]

and switch it to unrated

[potent ice]

u send brother u look talented to find that button

[cunning apex]

Tiger you know what shocks me, a cheater goes in a tournament and places 1 place below me

[fathom dove]

At that elo the just learn about rook checkmate bro
Learn more about chess principle

[cunning apex]

at that elo just learn to do kings gambit

[marsh thunder]

Hello. We are going to play one atomic arena 3+2 in 20min. Everybody is invited

Link: https://lichess.org/tournament/EdVcE2Nw

[lofty pebble]

yooo i lowk lost passion in playing chess anyone have any tips if they went through the same thing ?

[cunning apex]

whats ur rating

[lofty pebble]

my favorite chess player too

[fathom dove]

Play gambit

[lofty pebble]

peak 978

[cunning apex]

eh low enough to make fun, big enough to understand

[fathom dove]

Ikr

[nimble arch]

if you dont have passion in somthing theres no reason to force yourself to pursue it

[rugged blade]

100 elo is nothing i have 8k games and am 700 😎

[fathom dove]

Bullet?

[cunning apex]

HOW

I have 160 games and I am going for 800 elo

[nimble arch]

have u seen hen'r'y

[lofty pebble]

i have it because i orginally like games that have logic chess is just that but tbh i lowk lost how to play so i kinda quit

[cunning apex]

no?

[nimble arch]

he go't 150k games， he 900

[cunning apex]

bro got more games than Hikaru

[rugged blade]

Idk what i’m doing wrong i just sent a game and i was losing the entire time even though i didnt feel like i was until the end

[fathom dove]

I mean if you down a pawn that counts as losing position

[radiant berry]

I will be leaving the platform due to the short-term

Of the people who make trap music

[rugged blade]

During the game i sent i wasnt?

[inner olive]

playing a3 when long castled can be a weakness since your opponent can attack the a pawn with their b pawn, and weaken your king. it is also advised to take time to play kb1 since it is safer. it is also advised to launch your own attack (maybe with the h pawn?) on the enemy king in these types of games