#💬〡chess-talk
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peak chess
LMFAO
nah hes a prodigy
lowkey i miss all the cheaters we used to have here
How is 6% accuracy even possible
not even, hes unc bros 20
thats more impressive than being magnus
like this dude
been no funny cheater stories recently
gng im 19 myself 💀
97 acc started chess 2 weeks ago
did he get sniped yet
hes gone from thsi server but hes not banned on .com
i reported him
nice
he was kinda funny
@harsh sky 10/10 opening
Nf3 d5 e4 is just the best opening of all time
He got scared
"people used to call me a genius" or wtv and hes straight up jst cheating
Chess, more like bless
no way he said that shi
Hi
like bro how insecure of your intelligence can you be
My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people
real story bro
Yes haah
Nf3, c4, e3
-Tigano
is that seriously what he typed?
he said this is why he lost on time to me in 10 | 5 rapid even though he got a winning position against me
yep
what bro felt like
i talked to 2 fresh accounts in the past week,
"Im top on lichess" banned
"My main is ____ this is my alt" banned
dont ever text me again saying im cheating that tarnishes my hard work plus im recording everything so nice try and ove had people like you before and chess .com tried to ban me but i apealled it shwoed them proff do irl tourny and all get on my level and get off my d
allat yapping
dont ever text me again saying im cheating that tarnishes my hard work plus im recording everything so nice try and ove had people like you before and chess .com tried to ban me but i apealled it shwoed them proff do irl tourny and all get on my level and get off my d
lowkey take away my aphantasia and easy +200 elo
I’m so washed I can’t believe it
do these cheaters not even have a shred of how the real world works
rip gng
just get better
Its legit impossible to get banned for cheating when youre not
what i also dont understand is how you can be so incredibly bad at cheating
easiest way to check is to ask them about the first moves of KID
@harsh sky
no cheater knows what KID is
humble him.
it is
i was banned for cheating and later unbanned
King's indian defense, proved you wrong
packgod touch him.
did you get banned for cheating? but instead you got skills?
thats probably true
LOL
any 800 knows what kings indian is, no cheater knows the abbreviation tho
@harsh sky you realise that being banned for cheating, despite not being a cheater is a flex as big as being a chess master?
and you can really google "KID chess"
i lowk shouldnt say that
not really
thats unheard of
I saw it...
but mostly happens to good players
definitely not
why not
AI summary didnt exist when i invented that strategy
because them falsely banning you is more random than getting a title. he got falsely banned and he isnt good enough for a title
when he was playing you he was prob just sitting there looking at tiktok inbetween moves im dead
i see
Anyone play ?
ok need to think of something new
well ye but he can brag to his friends that he got banned for being too good at the game

play what
Chess
frieren is peak
if its rapid im not playing
it wasnt that he was too good its that his acc was falsely connected to another
I don’t care what mode
oh thats a shame then
ye
whats ur username
thast probably why i only got a month
Ts looks like a grunfeld line
its basically not possible to be banned for being too good. youre not banned for how good you play
Same as discord
I got someone banned for cheating during a tournament, sadly because of that cheater instead of getting 1st place I got 5th
and the sadder part is that the cheater placed 6th

Wild
bro its so obvious if they know when you press in and out of chess.com
you are baned for how bad you are
and I know said person was a cheater cuz their account got yeeted and deleted with reason "Fair Play"
what kinda tournament
15 | 10 Rapid Swiss Tournament < 1200 elo
-# My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people
i usally press out to disc do they consider it cheating?
Online right
yes
bro you play 60% accuracy dw
why cant we get tournaments with minimum ratings daily
are there tournaments on cc?
when i join a tourn i get paired with 1700s
lichess has that
cool maybe ill make an acc
explain
Lowk being banned for being too bad would be one of the biggest insults a person can get, if it were even possible.
why do you not have one
are there tournaments on chess.com
ive actually never seen that
yes
just never tried it really ive played a few games
idk that acc tho its been like 6 years
its so good 🥀
Yes there are different random tournaments in chess.com you can join like 15+10 for like a couple hours
why do ppl even cheat
under the play button
i like winning
probably feel bad after losing bc chess is hard
because they are pathetic losers
i like learning
i mean lichess tourneys are just peak tho
but the ui is so ass
lowkey engine lines r disgusting
Honestly it depends on your preference
it feels awful, and it seriously ruins my gameplay
anyway what left me baffled was that the cheater I lost against placed 6th and I placed 5th
good job
Idk we just born that way

Gg
“We” 😭
Hope he was banned later on
he was banned 1 day later after the report
gg
<@&745328830649991179> I want to clarify that I’m 17 years old. The screenshot showing me saying I’m 8 was photoshopped and edited to make it look like I said that, which isn’t true. I never made that statement, and I respectfully ask to be unbanned.

lol
damn 8 years old knowing how to use chatgpt is tough
I got the 2 elo I lost, but I didnt get the placement I lost

…
are you actually fr bro
i will get id in a year you know
💀
Rough
ok time to sleep its 1am
Any one have they own chess organization like a team ill gladly try out for
My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people
nooooooooo rosimo
sure buddy
Fr

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
mods have logs btw they can check
rosimo dont leave us!
i am not waiting for 5 years to get unbanned
dw i wont actually sleep ill lay in bed for another hour watching youtube
my sleep schedule is so cooked
word
this server is NOT worth ban evading for
real
atleast you have a confirmed gift for your 13th birthday bro
pixelchess is frfr
i just called once
The chess community isn't as it used to be
true
sup grigorian
you know my clash royal acc is 8 years old
Matches your age?
So you see I'm on a mission
Royale with an e btw
i am 17 🥀
oi
🥀
noted
gn peeps
did your parents get given a clash royale account at the baby shower bro
Bye
my clash royale is almost 10 years old
hello people of the chess.com discord server, im here with a litle request , i was wondering if some one of high chess.com rank could watch my chess game and fill me up on what i did wrong and how i could improve ive been watching gotamchess for a week now well only 3 videos but still, if anyone could help or aa group of people it would be nice. Thank you
😆
bro
he spawned in the king tower
oh I see
I made my clash royale account when the game launched
lier
yesyes there you go
clash royale mid
Clash royale is in such a bad state
bro really thought someone was gonna do ts
nah actually its the truth
word
so you played it since beta?
My clash royale account older than you @cedar ledge
How lol the game launched for more than a decade
since big release, not beta
smartass
wdym someone a group of people will do ts
@cedar ledge u gonna take that?
Clash was released in 2016
brah just be nice yo
take what
I know thats why I said almost 10 years
^ @cedar ledge
no bro
my clash royale account older than @cedar ledge
he watched 3 gotham videos he's valid here bro
he pissed me off, no one is allowed to be happy
@foggy snow try to go #💬〡improvement-talk there is a lot of people in general chat so your messages will get lost very fast
chess is annoying me again
Alright thats a good point
hopefully it wasnt the vienna gambit
Holy hate
preciate you big man
i'm just gonna start playing other games for a while
chess is a balance between ragebait and fastbait
Lol
Word
Bro when he said u he was probably kicking his feet
bruh i did not see the gifs end
HAHAHA
He was def edging
me when i hang mate and the indian man on the other side of the screen is sending me emojis in chat
lol
He did NOT land that bro
😂
bro thes indian kids they are so good
Not a single original experience
yeah ik
😹
He just wnna fk
thats what he thought would happen
@quvlx just because there's a goalkeeper doesnt mean you cant score
yep its not original its what i have to live through
on discord?
E-6
My account older than Realy
hahahah thats also really funny
We self react around this block
We gotta step up ourselves and beat the kids good thing I beat some in a previous tournament, when bro saw played E4 and he saw 1:c6 he immediately leaned back on the chair and sighed
Hi @cloud schooner
whats the funny part i'm just describing what happened to me today 
No shot that’s actually zoink
its funny for me
tbh idc if they do emotes its not that bad
not for you obv
bro its the ultimate ragebait
the real ragebait is when they see tactics i hate them they see all tactics bro
@cloud schooner please take over grief goat
yoo what 😭
Lol
i lowkey got happybaited today though when the guy resigned instead of flagging me
🥀
Zoink is the last person I'd expect to be in a chess com server
the type of people have a big overlap
Zoink is a female boy and female boys play chess
we should all follow in his example
Is it bad that I'm one...
is a female boy a new name call for trans people or is it for femboys
nah its alright man
Only if you don’t give me your number
actually flagging people when you have a winning position is easier than converting sometimes
Jk
Okay so its-
true
Femboys
I play slow time controls so it doesn't work for me but I can see how it can work
The singular version is blocked here
do chess skills make up if ur chopped
lowkey im still gonna flag someone if im dead lost but that guy was cool
strongest mod blockers
us,
@torn sparrow
OURS
flagging is only cool when i do it
YOUUUU
Mods be doing anything but blocking lichess links
It’s genuinely so easy to block challenge links and they still haven’t done it
why are you asking greenflower of all people
maybe even the mods know LiChess better I dunno
bro thinks i am the huzz but i am the buzz
🥀
greenflower is a handsome masculine man he doesn't need chess skills to save him
I know you a guy bro
Answer my question

and how does knowing if some online stranger is a male/female help you, do you plan to sleep with em?
big plans bro
ye fr
its the degen life
He said i think he huzz i just said no
bro speak english
Im schizophrenic bro
W
Woahhh whats the r word
Rook?
At least spell receding right
Naaah we got none of that in our family
He got a point
Unlucky guess
Hiiiii apro
Hey there tqzy:3
I did spell it right
Heiii
Hi apro chess furry
Ur the actual apro and not the fake
Is there a fake me? :0
Yes
I have a question for the furry community
Send it up
do you shit in the public in front of people and piss in front of people?
Mario chill out 😭
Yes we also bark while doing so and shit talk them by saying they suck at chess too
says you the guy that wants to rizz discord e-girls
Im gay
What if he's the discord egirl
Apro is one of the nicest person I met online
whats wrong with that!
Awwww, tyyy ❤️
PERIOD
women should be rizzed the classical way
I love trump
being nice and 1900 elo is aura
yooooo 😹 dont get muted bro
@mortal bronze we should play
Like classical chess?
Thx lol ❤️
alright go ahead
which one of these meanings?
A trumpet.
A suit in card games that outranks all other suits for the duration of a hand.
A card of such a suit
I will see if I can have some chicken noodles today.
uncle T
I guess
Donald Trump
That'd mean keeping things slow which does not look like the past years looked like
why would you like an immigrant
1700 vs 2400
Dada Trump
born in Queens btw
true
Happy Ramadan everyone
for someone born in Queens, he sure has his King in Israel
ur gonna get muted
hey I only made a joke about a political dude, not about the victims
Mario dont get mutted
True
the ninth and holiest month of the Islamic calendar
Ouhhhh I see that
I remember CDC used to do giveaways every year of 1 month membership did they not do it this year ?
just dont talk about politics its in the rules
Nta mghribi?
It’s for muzzies
definitely not!
But Donald Trump is a meme that so happened to be political
Alg?
How i feel playing the hippo
No
you can use this to cover up anything as a 'meme'
4.5 hours till I can get my hands on some chicken ramen
I see, idk if that means a lot as I'm not one but you too! Happy Ramadan 🙂
well he is the only president that got up there cuz of memes
Ntuma hna kamlen alg i guess
Im not Muslim either
so I dunno
What?
Ouhh
you think he got elected because of 'memes'? how old are you
Im catholic
When my opponent plays 1. c4/Nf3
they might play 2. e4
23 almost
do you live in the US?
no
checks out
Ouuh I see that!, that's nice of you for paying respect!!

- e4 is tuff
Yes thank you
ok back to being gone
Im ngl the steroid budapest is lowkey the tuffest
Np, just being honest :).
smelled the opportunity to advertise Nf3 d5 e4 so i had to use it
Pax vobiscum
How can we go back to being friends when we just shared a bed
The steroids budapest
go sleep greenflower
I think you meant Bucharest
I wont
No
Wtf is that
ok then stay awake
I cant play chess either though cuz i would tilt
get back to bed man
im in bed
so imma do puzzles
close those eyes
Relatable 🥀
R u a girl
😭
exactl
uh YES
this is the biggest scam ever
Why
That gave me flashbacks
idk!
they give you 24 hours and tax it
i wish i was a boy sometimes
time after work is extra valuable
Of what
so true
I know right
Ouhhw gender fluid?
stay awake longer
Tf is that
I do have a similar feeling very often
no not at all
You're a girl too?
i am 100% a woman i just wish i was born a man sometimes
Top 5 chess respect moments
Girls play chess now?
the lion does not concern himself with the noticable decline in mental capability due to repeated severe sleep depravation
Yes
aparently! new trned. FIVE girls in the world installed chess
bro absolutely on nothing
source pls
i dont believe this
me and uh uh add 4!
I missed that update, i neeed to update my app
Misinformation
those 4 dont exist
yes, but in lower amounts
you filthy liar!
Is someone who sometimes feels like another gender from their born, usually the standard male or female, some even dress depending on their day
its not 4
How are you all? 🙂
Add 24 ?
I see I see
It's genuine
good i got a giant new candle today
depressed
Hi mohit
Hey thereee, besides some big tilts in chess is going guhhh XD, wbu! 🙂
4! =24
Okay sounds complex
Unexpected factorial
Nice
explain in rusty terms pls
And you're a girl too?
4x3x2x1 bro
I am 70% woman i wish i was born a dolphin
shoot

i just lost a bunch of games when i played almost perfectly and now i feel horrible
Not much actually XD, some people just overcomplicate it, if any day u wanna talk more about those I can help u np 🙂
YOU'RE ALSO A GIRL?
nah I expected it
Why? Is there anything I can help with?
Why are there so many girls
Finally 1500 elo 🥳 my opponent blundered a pretty mate
230-220/5 = 5! haha so funny
I am 700 elo and I wanna be good and I dont know what book should I get
All good. I just woke up 
Gender fluidity isnt real
"so many" and theres 2
never resign
Nice
Ouhh, good morning!! :3 ❤️
3
#1040028251965358121 book post
I try to get a draw, resign is a sign of being weak
no im a dude trying to be like a girl
Why would u do that
Dont
Its not real
i just missed a discovered check and a free queen in one move, realised literally the next second 1000meowstare
I Beat Nelson!
https://www.chess.com/game/computer/753409657
103 moves
Have u ever studied it before getting your conclusions or you're just "me see, me don't know, me don't believe"
I can help you
































































How is it like to be a girl playing chess
What plan would you have in this position?
You cant swap genders
i drew nelson with the 50 move rule
the lion has started to crave sleep, however he realized that awaketime is precious and therefore will continue to stay awake
i tried not to draw, i wanted to win
yes actually you can its quite cool
bxb2 no calculation yolov ro
you can, just promote to a queen
whos 3!
I like this guy
Ouh, you don't change your chromosomes XD, but it's more like an identity bro
Bd4
😭
Someone named arohi
This is what I meant
✅
Change the topic pls.
And after? How do you make progress?
same
I just went down 100 elo\
why cant I talk in Vc i just joined
Had trouble with this today
it's the idea that gender is a social construct. it's not sex
I dont lol but i pretend i do
we dont think past that, intuitivly Bd4 is correct
Girls in this server should make their own new server and make me admin of the server
4 person server?
Son
Why would they do tatt 😭
5, hes the admin
right! Bd4 Rf1 Ne3 Bxe3 Bxe3
It's real, I made a server just for my ex
but its 3 girls i think
id assume Re2

i wouldnt but then ig e6 f5 Qe7 Bh6 Ra6
Cause they're girls
i thought you said 4 others HMMMM CAUGHT LYING
IM SORRY!
Fair enough 😭lol
Bh6 after Bd4 is crazy work
Ya and after we broke up I kicked her from the server
Bd4 then Re8 e6 d5
i love the clarification lmao
Why are u talking in math
ok after e6 Qf1 Ra6 e5 Re8 Qf3 f6 exf6 Bxf6
im out
I had to, laws are crazy
shapes and colours !!
Is the puzzle rating system deflated
Interesting, didn’t think d5 was playable ever
I love your pfp 🔥
i forgot initial position alr
tell me about it 💔 uk killing me
scrolling on phone is too tedious
Thankyou sire!
idk abt that one man
nah it looks unplayable but its very very playable lol
Sire?😭 The AI?
And numbers
Its so nice wdym
yoohoooo
Bd4 f5 what are u doing?
AI - another Indian
I am out 1.2 seconds
LMAO
or rather, better question
ily 😭
Bd4 Rf1 Re8 f5
It's true. There was this company which pretended to be AI and turned out Indians were writing code behind the scenes
you play e6?
closed position, this is so boring
e6 before Re8
I've seen so many things on the internet that I don't doubt that this actually happened XD
don't use acronyms tho, they're scary
ok so after e6: f5
id probably go either some Bxb2 plan or Qd7 f5 here
It did, it happened last year. Pretty famous news
d5?
Omg English is getting harder and harder
f5 is not a move after e6
ok so exf5 back and but now u got Bd5
TLA - Three Letter Acronym
Guys @viral night and @warm flicker what game are u playing
Holy
definitely is

what are u doing here? pretty sure you just lost
checkers
Ykw, I'm gonna play some chess on my alt and tilt while smashing my table for the fifth time :3 see y'all
mb got a lil overzealous
Wow u beat men
the english language is like that
Pause, did the table consent
After Re8?
normalising violence? 💔
it doesnt matter
First few moves after opening when u have no initiative lowkirkenuinely the worst
It did dw
All these board games are racist man, they only care about black and white... What if I'm brown?
yes:
Bd4
Rf1 e6
f4 exf5
exf8 Re8
Bd5
uhhh make ur chess.com theme brown
prestige and rebirth
Just get a cream and brown board
what if you are yellow
get cream? yo theres minors here
But the pieces and pawns won't change color ....
That's like saying go to America u will become white like no girl I will stay brown
Chess has minor pieces and people still touch them
😹
shi good point good point
so Bd5 Rf1 e6 f5 ef ef Re8 Bd5 i honestly could just play Rb7 and get the double stack unless f6 then in that case i play like Re5 or smth
I like this guy
after Rb7:
Qg4
just saw that
this made me think of borbouns and custard creams
Boutta throw another game as black with no opening
/afk
@warm flicker guess who i just found on lichess discord
your favourite chess philosopher
Doesn't work
yooooooo
What does qg4 do
send a strongly worded email to server mods
nay, fax them a copy

I don't think they get paid, partly the reason they turn fat
😭 My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people
Qg4 Kh8
fxg6 fxg6
Bc6 Rbe7
Bxe8 Rxe8
Next judit polgar
buy them a treadmill
Wtf is Kh8
incentive
My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people
you sound like half of nyc
Nxe3
R u guys just playing in your head
yes
Cause I don't see the board
Huh
it was sent a while ago
Yea
did i mess up a move or smth. what do u do if Nxe3?
You dont have a knight pal
Interesting
what
Thats my knight
Thats my knight
alright run it back
100
wait thats way worse lol
Do u wanna play chess these guys here are doing something idk
i gotta be looking at it wrong or smth
Bd4 Rf1 e6 f5 ef ef Re8 Bd5 Rb7 (sac) Qg4 Be3
Bd4 right not d5
Umm im kinda burnt out rn, so may be later
okk add me
this game sucks

fortnite solos chess


My user is hooligana_3539
just wait til fortnite adds a chess skin, then we'll see who's blundering
Bg1+ Kxg1 Re3 Bxe3 Nxe3 Qe8+ Kh7 Qxe3 d5 Re1 dxc4 Qg5 Kh8 Re7 c3 Qg7#
I mean i missed qxg6 but wtf is the rest of that
Dingle moment
but that could very well be wrong
Scopy mingle garry
Dingleberry, Tasty very very
Hold on i think we got distracted after Bd5
chill I don't want you
where do you disagree

close enough
this is fun
me when people choose chess over fortnite
My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people
you lied, u didn't add me, betrayal.
this should be pinned
Who said that
t something
a cheater
i forgot his name starts with a T he's the greatest player of our generation
in this chat it was his excuse for why he lost to me on time in 10 | 5 rapid even tho he had a winning position and started 2 weeks ago
2 weeks of practice time and he's already beating 2500s
Yo I FINALLY Passed 500 elo
he just meticulously calculates every line it's not his fault he's goated
congratulations
Its just bad notation
thx
best***
Wrong notation
yep 😭
i put wrong notation?
Ye
This is the Chess.com profile of morgoth_the_goat. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 502 (606 peak)
Blitz: 466 (604 peak)
Bullet: 158 (225 peak)
Kh8 Bxf7 check wut????
😢
how is that wrong notation
fabi looks like a microphone lmaoo
Fabiano Marijuana
Yea
ok im gonna go through it carefully and write out the entire move order. maybe ignore the last bit of moves im sure i missed something but we will see
I wasnt payint attention to the pin that line is obviously chopped for black
I need food
fatty
Hello uncs
True
hello nephew
henlo
i have chicken and rice and you don't
Awwwww
I will have my chicken ramen today.
hello koyaan
Bd4 Rf1 e6 f5 exf5 exf5 Re8 Bd5 Rb7 Qg4 Be3 fxg6 hxg6 Qxg6+ Kh8 Bxf7 Rxf7 Rxf7 Qxf7 Qxf7 Bg1+ Kxg1 Re3 Bxe3 Nxe3 Qe8+ Kh7 Qxe3 d5 Re1 dxc4 Qg5 Kh8 Re7 c3 Qg7#
What meds
Bd5 Rf1 e6 f5 exf5 exf5 Re8 Bd5 hmmmm
Qe7 doesnt work
Re7 Qg4 hmm Qd7 maybe
Dont go that deep even hikaru makes bad notations in his head going that deep into calculation here

indeed, very unfortunate. during a holiday too
severe tonsillitis
i still skipped a few days of school tho 🥹🥹
forealz
don't we agree until Qg4?
who even sent this position to start with 😭
Nah Rb7 is chopped i wanna see Re7 instead before Qg4
https://www.chess.com/game/computer/753498519
Rag me all you want I am proud of myself. A month ago this bot would have whooped my ass
































































1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Qc7 4. O-O Na5 5. Na3 Nxc4 6. Nxc4 Qf4 7. d3 Qc7 8. a3 b5 9. Ne3 h5 10. b4 e5 11. Nd5 Qb8 12. Bb2 Bd6 13. bxc5 Bc7 14. Nxc7+ Qxc7 15. d4 d6 16. cxd6 Qxd6 17. Nxe5 Nf6 18. Re1 a5 19. c4 Qe7 20. cxb5 Rb8 21. a4 O-O 22. Ba3 Qb7 23. Bxf8 Kxf8 24. Qd3 Be6 25. Rec1 Qxe4 26. Qxe4 Nxe4 27. d5 Bf5 28. Rd1 Nc3 29. Rd2 Rd8 30. d6 Ne4 31. Rd4 Nxd6 32. Rad1 f6 33. Rxd6 Rxd6 34. Rxd6 fxe5 35. b6 Ke7 36. Rd1 Bd7 37. b7 Bxa4 38. Ra1 g5 39. b8=Q Be8 40. Qa7+ Kf6 41. Qxa5 h4 42. Re1 Bf7 43. Qxe5+ Kg6 44. Qd6+ Kg7 45. Re7 Kf8 46. Rxf7+ Kxf7 47. Qh6 h3 48. gxh3 Ke8 49. Qxg5 Kf7 50. h4 Ke6 51. h5 Kd6 52. Qf5 Kc7 53. h6 Kc6 54. Qe5 Kb6 55. h7 Kb7 56. Qd5+ Ka7 57. h8=Q Kb6 58. Qf6+ Ka7 59. Qdf7+ Kb8 60. Qd8#
what are you playing instead of Rb7? youre saying after Bd5 Re7?
i couldn't either, i couldn't drink water so i was getting super thirsty and salivating, and then it hurt too much to swallow it back up, but it's obviously kinda gross to have saliva in my mouth, so every half an hour or so i had to either get up and go spit it out or choke it down with a miniscule sip of water
ROOOOK
I really need to improve tactics
fxg6 hxg6 Qg4 Kg7?
Especially sac tactics
oh congrats, I'm glad you're getting good
are you still in that same fkn line
its quite the huge line man
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no
yeahh let em know
THE ROOOOK
put an end to this
but its fun
in open positions, yea
boiiiii😂😂
Hmmm yea that seems fine
but this is closed, fk that
ikr it's litterly jestermaxxing
Qg5 Ne3 Bxe3 Rxe3 Rxf7+ Qxf7 Bxf7 Re2+ Kh1?
yeah that happens because of thirst
i had to get a whole bunch of injections and an iv thingy, and now I'm on penicillin and some gross hydrochloride spray. getting off them in 2 days tho, they're both kinda gross
yall definitly need smth better to do than discuss chess at 2 am (timezones are a hoax and dont exist)
i was abtt to say its 8 for me 😭
dude i couldn't even talk, the pharmacist thought I couldn't speak english because my brother was talking for me 😭😭
nope 
That's call fraud gang
the spray is just to slightly numb the pain
hourly reminder: My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people
bro I've had this shit since 10 days ago and it hasn't fully gone yet
can you make your account view thing less bright
no im sorry man
i have adhd and pull that shit up every 20 secs
oh 😭
real😭
its 2:16 am and get flashbanged every time
why do u pull it up if its too bright
no learning effect on my side
its 2 am, do you expect me to still be a rational human being
hell no
brainpower just goes out
damn, the biggest difference for me was the injections and the iv thing, i went from looking like a depressed pufferfish to almost normal within a few hours❤️🩹
no
^
i still sounded like joe from family guy but it helped a lot
Lowkey i feel like theres gotta be something after Bd5 but i just cant find it but yea this is correct calculation
I think*
Id play the position until Bd5 and then figure out the rest
the lion does not concern himself with the noticable decline in mental capability due to repeated severe sleep depravation
@warm flicker
my discord is like broken 1 sec
i really like yours
I think it's just Rb7 but hey maybe idk. thanks for the analysis
thanks man
My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people
The missile knows where it is at all times
fk i wanted to click on my own profiley you sent something and i got flashbanged again
now time to put it in the engine and find out life is a lie
if you read this you smell

okay lmk
wakey wakey in 4 hrs
?? what elo is this
i should sleep
<500
LOL
💀
checks out
goog night people
i think black is winning
White is winning by 8 points btw
sure
someone get me out of 1800 blitz im going to lose it
nah, black is winning. bishops can't go backwards smarty pants
oh yeah
right i guess
as always
aight sure ill farm you down to 1k


My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people
i cant bro
Guys
can't what this is tuff
Bd4 Rf1 e6 f5 is top engine line
brother who this guy
One random question Did youtube got shut down right now?
But it really hates exf5
who do you think you are walking around here with that pfp
i run these streets u heard
nice!
I have Mastered MUI
So sit down
yeah i figured
Thx for info
is it Qe7?
😔
;-;
yo that 1v5 on your YouTube was dope I'm sorry king
I am just a farmer
but even after that bad move in that Re8 Bd5 Rb7 Qg4 Kg7 is top engine which is what we looked at but yea this line is bad for black
cool
Farming brilliants 😔
we might as well get our titles
Wow Rb7 lol i didnt expect it to actually be liked by the engine
honorary
farming aura boii😂😂
WOOOOOOOOOOOO 
losers
Oh if lord beerus had taught me more I could have won in mins other than carrying elements

okay my dokkan keeps crashing it's infuriating, what do i do wise man
sorry😔
on a related note
I have my exams rn we will talk later
who wants to play me in world championship endgame FENs on blitz or smth
btw only fyp is down but you can search and watch
My blitz is chopped
I placed 1300 on lichess like a few months ago
Which one
1
2
good luck
Am I the Dr House of mods
3
3
2
no
you da real world championships ❤️🩹❤️🩹
awesome pfp
Youre awesome
IM BACK
yes i am
so ur 2k rapid?
thank u bro. its my philosophy
Ye
my chess.com pfp is meant to be me with my cat but you can't even see the cat so I'm probably gonna change it
what the hell
Did you see the one today
I spare
not with you
ok 🙁
/profile
sorry I'll play
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Rapid: 1838 (1867 peak)
Blitz: 2012 (1980 peak)
Bullet: 1647
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Rapid: 1735 (peak)
Blitz: 1854 (1889 peak)
Bullet: 2002 (2020 peak)
i got my rapid rating yesterday after 13 years
absolute fraud
What is it
what a sweat
Wait what
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Streamer: False
Rapid: 1023 (1338 peak)
Blitz: 572 (1284 peak)
Bullet: 698 (1381 peak)
You won 5 games and placed 2100?
That's not what happens to others
what happens
Usually it starts at your highest rating in any time control
Daboneyman
interesting
And then after a few games it places you either above or lower
Yo it’s a simpleton
Idk why yours didnt start at 2200
okay it's time to sleep
you da real boneyman
😿
so itd start at 2550
did NOT 🙁
This 1000 ELO is worse than that 500 ELO hell I was in a few months ago..I’m nowhere near my peak and I can’t stop falling into losing streaks, this is the 3rd day in a row where I just can’t get a grasp of the game and I’m thinking I plateaued and unsure if I should continue playing tbh
i want to get back into chess now I'm actually gonna study it like some geek trust
I made this account 5 days ago and saw it myself im sure so
okay goodnight chat
yo me too!
Maybe it doesnt count bullet idk
Chess.com hates bullet
no way u plateaued at 1k that cant be possible
why!
I say that but i probably won't, I'll play two matches and hop back on bo3
Guys why do I have a green heart next to my name
well i dont like it much either 99.9% of my games are blitz, literally