💬〡chess-talk

[lethal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-moderators-ohh-oh-black-gif-27095202

[indigo stream]

aint he married ?

[kindred crypt]

i dropped to 1850 uscf 😭

[eager sandal]

fide isnt even worth getting rate

[torn sparrow]

i am 1800 fide bro its not that bad

[radiant swan]

it would be an honor to be accepted into such a well versed academy such as bones academy

[wicked hill]

😭

[kindred crypt]

it would be an honor to be accepted into such a well versed academy such as bones academy

[willow sun]

Queen 👑

[fleet dove]

You understand

[tardy halo]

I'm 2nd razyrad in Armenia 🤫

[wicked hill]

Im crine

[eager sandal]

it sucks BUNs now

[earnest olive]

game kept saying i missed stuff cuz sum about a rook sacrifice which apparently puts me in a slightly better position but loses material

like bro how am i supposed to catch that

[naive jolt]

i am 19smth fide i think, havent checked. Should be about 191 or 192,

[torn sparrow]

blud that means 1300

[kindred crypt]

make a server

[eager sandal]

do better fídé

[torn sparrow]

also isnt ecf overrated af

[wicked hill]

I see

[tardy halo]

What No Lies

[fleet dove]

it will come soon

[naive jolt]

idk tbh

[radiant swan]

of course sir i have heard many good things about the great bones academy

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-shit-here-we-go-again-gta-sa-cj-gta-again-gif-20425950

[willow sun]

Yep

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-skeleton-crying-emote-gif-22035041

[torn sparrow]

no disrespect

[tardy halo]

Because I'm 1100

[kindred crypt]

goonflower push cr when

[deft shard]

I genuinely

[eager sandal]

genuinely why

[torn sparrow]

cr is overrated after hyperbaiter left

[lethal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/fan-gif-11650381592531564081

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-bart-simpson-kirkified-infenrus-gif-16899144913587919842

[radiant swan]

i see the chinese characters

[kindred crypt]

???

[torn sparrow]

the true hyperbaiter not you

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-laughing-rage-bait-gif-8366393814504091925

[torn sparrow]

hyperbaiter hyperbaiter distrack

[naive jolt]

You wanna match? Blitz? 5 0 ?

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-15699071694512129415

[torn sparrow]

legendary match

[wicked hill]

@static galleon if you want to beat engine i think you Will have better chance of doing that if the position is closed

[kindred crypt]

5+0 💀

[eager sandal]

apparently calling japanese chinese is a best ragebait against any asian countries so far

[radiant swan]

goated song but hyperbait better

[naive jolt]

no i get cooked as always

[lethal briar]

oh oh oh players above 2000 elo scary times

[eager sandal]

SCREW YOURSELG

[naive jolt]

any preference time control?

[kindred crypt]

gng do i look like i want to play classical

[lethal briar]

win on time gg

[kindred crypt]

10+0.1

[radiant swan]

successful ragebait

[tardy halo]

Ppl above 2000 are such nerds bro

[naive jolt]

no. You either have a choice of 1 0 3 0 or decline game

[bitter niche]

why is your discord in mandarin chinese

[radiant swan]

they are chinese characters 😁😁😁

[tardy halo]

Cuz he likes mandarins

[eager sandal]

YOU DONT BE SAYIBG SHIT

[bitter niche]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tuff-degloved-he-made-a-statement-so-even-his-bois-him-7tOVbyFU2fMRN3x4Vw

[eager sandal]

YOU DONT BE SAYING SHIT YOU ARE NOT TUFF

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-wong-gif-7845920779899236663

[lethal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-gang-praised-gif-14847923944265501688

[kindred crypt]

ts used to be my pfp

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-random-funny-funny-wong-why-is-he-correct-gif-2180448822856367071

[bitter niche]

https://giphy.com/gifs/who-is-she-does-he-know-why-telling-the-truth-cyoxbZ7KUfw0ds5fNh

[eager sandal]

sigh these people

[naive jolt]

yo what the actual-

[short minnow]

do any 1000s wanna play me in blitz

[deft shard]

I need to become mentally stable in 60 days

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-idk-this-person-questioning-random-person-this-who-gif-5295285761881556675

[jovial hinge]

Waltuh

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-benjamminstv-brah-brah-tried-to-fit-in-bro-tried-gif-1959184728455926936

[eager sandal]

at least i have a life unlike over 1000s

[bitter niche]

https://giphy.com/gifs/speed-back-impressive-Fc6PCwWfjUj1PHEkmq

[sour olive]

rage bait

[jovial hinge]

Incorrect statement

[radiant swan]

who's gonna tell him

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-clowned-trash-opinion-your-opinion-gif-15033044919438935088

[lethal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/kaperoo-rizzler-right-behind-me-isnt-he-gif-12161547351822280955

[bitter niche]

but youre chinese

[static galleon]

@fleet dove Bones are made of cells surrounded by bone matrix the inorganic part of that bone matrix is known as the hydroxappiate which essentially calcium phosphate crystals which gives the bone it’s rigidity and density the organic part of the bone matrix is known as the osteiods which are made of protein and type 1 collagen giving the bone tensile strength.
The cells inside the cell are osteoprogenitors which are the cells that are the predecessors to the osteoblasts which are the producers of collagen and protein

this is what i learnt watching half the video may i please be allowed into bone academy

[tardy halo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1473385204553879731/RDT_20260216_2129541115630892765947280.gif

[lost flax]

Are there any GrandMasters currently present? I have an important inquiry that may as well be life changing.

[jovial hinge]

Stock market gone

[eager sandal]

yall go crazy

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-random-funny-funny-wong-why-is-he-correct-gif-2180448822856367071

[gentle gorge]

hi lol

[lost flax]

Yes... I'm gonna dm you rq

[kindred crypt]

yes?

[static galleon]

I watched the video

[wicked hill]

Insane

[eager sandal]

damn my ragebait worked out better than anything out there

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/catholic-meme-hemadeastatementsotrash-gif-1049330259227759425

[bitter niche]

Hydroxyapatite, not whatever you just wrote

[radiant swan]

@gentle gorge wya

[bitter niche]

check out bones academy

[naive jolt]

Bones make a satisfying cracking souund when broken, and cause a high amount of pain and distress when done so. Therefore, please try not to break your bones.

[static galleon]

Yes sorry English is not my first language mispelling

[tardy halo]

Does the ppe shit in the woods?

[torn sparrow]

the bones academy has countless amount of grandmasters

[radiant swan]

bones academy 🥹

[tardy halo]

Because you cant count them

[eager sandal]

why ddkd you call it satisfying

[naive jolt]

idk to add description

[torn sparrow]

exactly its a number which cant be counted

some call it cero in spanish but its so manny

[eager sandal]

do you enjoy breaking bones or some

[static galleon]

Did you watch the video too?

[tardy halo]

Sub 5 trying to aura farm but he isn't king von

[naive jolt]

no, probably.

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-15699071694512129415

[eager sandal]

[wicked hill]

The Kel academy is better they have countless super gm

[static galleon]

@wicked hill thank you for your advice but what is a closed position exactly?

[wicked hill]

Bruh

[eager sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/salesman-edit-after-effects-tik-tok-style-salesman-gong-yoo-noding-gif-14608796176911893558

[torn sparrow]

the kel academy got adopted

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-he-who-is-that-peppa-pig-gif-13606975557282567491

[radiant swan]

might as well rename it to unc academy

[lethal briar]

you play at a 97.9 accuracy but you don't know what is a closed postion?

[torn sparrow]

by bones hismelf the only thing they have is superuncs

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-he-who-is-that-peppa-pig-gif-13606975557282567491

[naive jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-brother-hey-brother-what-is-this-what-am-i-looking-at-gif-15927984058571805389

[gentle gorge]

sigh

[static galleon]

I did start about 2 weeks ago

[weary cargo]

omg i null

[lethal briar]

noob

[radiant swan]

bones academy >>>>

[gentle gorge]

ggz

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> finnamakebanger

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1177 (1320 peak)
Blitz: 935 (944 peak)
Bullet: 954 (peak)

[weary cargo]

and almost win 🙂

[naive jolt]

game? 3 0?

[lethal briar]

ok

[gentle gorge]

no

[radiant swan]

how did a draw happen

[tardy halo]

I don't like femboys they're weird

[static galleon]

What is the average accuracy humans play at

[wicked hill]

Idk how to explain it lol
Its like when 20 move in to the game and all 16 pawn are still in the board or something

[radiant swan]

gg

[naive jolt]

ok xd it was worth a try now ive got two players refusing to play me here

[static galleon]

i think since girls seem to hate me I’ll just indulge in femboys

[naive jolt]

game? 3 0 or 5 0 ?

[weary cargo]

i almost win in a game but time make me panick

[gentle gorge]

twin 🥹

[wicked hill]

@hollow steppe

[lethal briar]

Scary times

[radiant swan]

you'd 100-0 me

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-ts-pmo-gif-2102579015947246168

[wicked hill]

Insane times

[naive jolt]

what? no i mean time control?

[lethal briar]

psychopathic times

[radiant swan]

yeah i would lose in every time control

[gentle gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/twinning-omori-basil-omori-twin-basil-gif-1532255910238445712

[static galleon]

Again. Can i get some coaching

[radiant swan]

doesnt matter 🙏

[wicked hill]

Guys can anyone good at explaining tell me what closed position mean

[kindred crypt]

hop on rated blitz

[naive jolt]

not in 30s or lower tbh

[lost flax]

Where do I find the link for that?

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-laughing-rage-bait-gif-8366393814504091925

[lethal briar]

anyone up for bullet? 1+255

[weary cargo]

are you a fem-boy?

[gentle gorge]

when the pawns are intertwined in a way that makes it very hard or impossible for the pieces to get to eachother

[torn sparrow]

the bones academy is very respected within the chess community

[static galleon]

Makes sense

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/football-getafe-jose-bordalas-parking-the-bus-haramball-gif-356077476744221424

[static galleon]

Therefore e6 would lead to that if white complies and plays the best moves

?

[naive jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-robinson-egg-game-egg-game-what-the-hell-gif-6970366789381324680

[wicked hill]

<@&745328830649991179> not chess related

[gentle gorge]

what do you mean e6 bro idk what position we are talking about

[radiant swan]

it would truly be an honor for someone that got accepted into such a reputable academy

[static galleon]

E6 at the start for black

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/freaking-snitches-kevin-hart-cold-as-balls-tattletales-damn-snitches-gif-18477256

[torn sparrow]

I do think so aswell

[gentle gorge]

uhh not really because e6 comes with the idea of e6 d5 and eventually a c5 pawn break or an f6 pawn break

[lethal briar]

he wants to beat stockfish 17

so he wants a closed position

[naive jolt]

So weve gone from closed position to e6. Great. Closed means when the centre is blocked with pawns, basically

[cunning apex]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kSGOT4SuCIo?si=_TWnP8V3FeOxtpj1

[gentle gorge]

bro is not beating stockfish 17 with any position, if he wants to beat stockfish 17 he needs stockfish 18

[wicked hill]

I think something like Hippopotamus opening or botvinik are good to reach closed position

[static galleon]

This is a closed position no?

[wicked hill]

Botvinik English

[kindred crypt]

yes

[naive jolt]

yes i guess, but can change quickly

[wicked hill]

Not closed enaugh

[static galleon]

I’ll just keep it closed

[gentle gorge]

no both sides have pawn breaks

[naive jolt]

Why this @lethal briar guy typing for 5 hours

[weary cargo]

every one vote yes

[static galleon]

I see C5 but then just c3

[fleet dove]

Do not question him

[lethal briar]

i mean he started 2 weeks ago made his discord account today made his cc account today joined this server TODAY and plays at a 95+ accuracy so yes i think he's better than magnus(no sarcasm 🤪😝😹😹)

[naive jolt]

Yes. That is called 'theory'

[gentle gorge]

cxd4 cxd4 now the c file is open.

[lethal briar]

I'll beat you up shut up 😡😡😾😾

[naive jolt]

Good luck.

[static galleon]

Oh and open files are not closed positions?

[gentle gorge]

try again😂 i only listen to 111 h frequency musics , music that actually benefits you and doesnt negativly affect ur health like demonic 440 h frequency so yeah no ur totally wrong😂

[lethal briar]

i have training from bones academy

[weary cargo]

so it 61/1/1
i won and i made a forced drow 🙂

[static galleon]

as in if a file is open the position isnt closed?

[wicked hill]

You should not allow pawn trade if you want closed position

[jovial steeple]

Folks, why doesn't the coach at chess.com talk while reviewing the game anymore?

[gentle gorge]

ggz

[lethal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/catholic-meme-hemadeastatementsotrash-gif-1049330259227759425

[indigo stream]

did he just hang the queen to play the most useless move posssible

[naive jolt]

So...how exactly does that help you beat me up? ♟️

[mortal bronze]

ugh i suck at this game

[static galleon]

Ditto

[weary cargo]

you are not

[naive jolt]

oh my thats insane

[naive jolt]

We all do.

[weary cargo]

belive in your self

[jovial steeple]

Trial and error is the way your learn

[lethal briar]

I'll just transfer the 1600 types of bone cancer I got

[radiant swan]

all that just for a capcut

[static galleon]

@lethal briar can you teach me

[jovial steeple]

Folks, why doesn't the coach at chess.com talk while reviewing the game anymore?

[lethal briar]

💀

[static galleon]

you have much more experience

[lethal briar]

ok let's play blitz 3+0 i just wanna play again for fun

[naive jolt]

If youve got 1600 types of bone cancer, I wish you good luck. Not to beat me up, but to survive.

[lethal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-clowned-trash-opinion-your-opinion-gif-15033044919438935088

[static galleon]

and you’ll help me after?

[lethal briar]

maybe if I can help a person better than stockfish himself

[static galleon]

I’m not better than stockfish

yet

[fleet dove]

The bones academy backs sigmabones

[lethal briar]

actually wait you are analyzing WITH stockfish to beat stockfish

[lethal briar]

AstartexD 3+0

[naive jolt]

Good luck. Hope you have adequate funds to help @lethal briar deal with 1600 types of bone cancer.

[static galleon]

You’ll help me? I’m not playing anymore games that don’t contribute to my development

[radiant swan]

you are an

[fleet dove]

The Bones Academy is YC funded startup, we will have the funds

[lethal briar]

i mean you just need to play games and just work on the weaknesses

[jovial steeple]

I'm what?

[naive jolt]

good to know, I assume YC means Youth Chess or smth?

[static galleon]

Are you by any chance what they call a yn?

[wide garnet]

ANYONE WANNA PLAY BLITZ

[fleet dove]

Based on this statement, the Bones Academy has rescinded its offer to you

[lethal briar]

i could if you wanna play again

[signal snow]

I can turn anyone into a 2000

[merry compass]

I'll play rapid with anyone but I'm only 400

[static galleon]

Wait I deeply apologise

[naive jolt]

Yes. Please, help me tilt.

[wide garnet]

5 minutes

[lethal briar]

yeah 5+0 is good

[signal snow]

You are already 2000

[wide garnet]

Ok sure

[lethal briar]

please take me from 3500 to 2000

[naive jolt]

Well, that's the whole point. I am slightly above 2000 and I want to get to 2000.

[mortal bronze]

what is this bones academy glaze

[signal snow]

Well technically I can turn you into a 2000 fide 🥶

[mortal bronze]

bones academy is killing the game

[jovial hinge]

Try me

[lethal briar]

bones academy>kel academy

[static galleon]

@lethal briar I’ve challenged you.

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-wong-gif-7845920779899236663

[naive jolt]

Ok fair enough. how?

[wide garnet]

@lethal briar are you playing

[mortal bronze]

this is fake news

[lethal briar]

wait no i forgot I'm playing this guy

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-random-funny-funny-wong-why-is-he-correct-gif-2180448822856367071

[mortal bronze]

if only you knew the real truth behind bones academy

[wide garnet]

ACCEPT

[radiant swan]

its not their fault that their teachings are so peak to the point even the worst of the worst come out as top players

[wide garnet]

@lethal briar

[naive jolt]

No academy > [bones academy > kel academy] Reasoning: losing more elo > lose elo, but good advertising > gaining elo.

[radiant swan]

meanwhile kel academy full of snails and uncs 💔💔💔

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/conspiracy-charlie-day-crazy-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-qanon-gif-23738584

[lethal briar]

guh wait

[fleet dove]

Correct

[lethal briar]

this guy js sent me i thought he was not going to

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/aleksanyan-armenian-white-bear-greco-roman-wrestling-greco-roman-wrestler-gif-5024532120544045665

[merry compass]

[Event "Freesurgefr3d vs good_dill_hunting"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2026-02-17"]
[White "Freesurgefr3d"]
[Black "good_dill_hunting"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "378"]
[BlackElo "385"]
[TimeControl "600"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Bc5 3. Bc4 Nc6 4. d4 Nxd4 5. Ng5 Qf6 6. Nxf7 Bb4+ 7. c3 Bc5 8.
   cxd4 Bxd4 9. Nxh8 Qxf2# 0-1

This was horrible

[lethal briar]

well 1 minute for this move is crazy time usage

[wide garnet]

Anyone playing 🤔

[tardy halo]

Why is bro playing on the web ON the phone

[lethal briar]

i got extensions

[fleet dove]

The Bones Academy will propel you to new heights

[tardy halo]

I got stretches

https://tenor.com/view/aleksanyan-armenian-white-bear-greco-roman-wrestling-greco-roman-wrestler-gif-5024532120544045665

[naive jolt]

No, since im not in it.

[wicked hill]

Please share your wisdom

[naive jolt]

Seriously tho @fleet dove game 3 0?

[tardy halo]

Nobody cares about you you're a snitch

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-15699071694512129415

[signal snow]

Yo chat, thoughts on aliens being confirmed?

[naive jolt]

Idk.

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-wong-gif-7845920779899236663

[static galleon]

@lethal briar that didn’t feel fulfilling can we play a longer game

[lethal briar]

@static galleon gang see that time usage losing on move 12 on time 3+2 is not good

[lethal briar]

yeah 10+0 is good

[static galleon]

Sure

[merry compass]

Crazy

[lethal briar]

this so tuff

[naive jolt]

Where is the 6, also i get the first 5 but like

[jovial rose]

12345...

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[tardy halo]

6 is resurrecting king von

[static galleon]

Fone

*done

Why is slowmode enabled in a general chat

[tardy halo]

Because if it didn't then spam will go crazy

[static galleon]

@lethal briar

[lethal briar]

acc

i sent you the challenge

[mortal bronze]

no they are just bad players and they play bad chess and they all have bad habits and above all they have a bad coach

[static galleon]

Nah i did to you

[lethal briar]

do it again i declined the previous one

[tardy halo]

Special academy is the best

[mortal bronze]

what is this vro. my academy is full of actual good players

[azure prawn]

Yoo !!

[mortal bronze]

not frauds

[indigo stream]

vro should keep playing rapide

[radiant swan]

you are slandering the good name of the bones academy

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-shush-ewc-gif-6176137949778814574

[mortal bronze]

they won't let me

[tardy halo]

Me after joining special academy:

[mortal bronze]

there is no good name vro

[sinful prawn]

hey

[azure prawn]

three brilliant in row

[mortal bronze]

the only news reports about bones academy are it's students resigning in winning positions

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-slam-table-slam-angry-gif-16228483763522153196

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-slam-table-slam-angry-gif-16228483763522153196

[jovial rose]

join my academy to learn how to swindle completely lost positions

[radiant swan]

i have fully devoted my time and dedication to the bones academy because it has been proven time and time again that the people of the bones academy come out stronger and better than when they first entered

[cunning meteor]

My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people

[mortal bronze]

give examples vro

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[jovial rose]

entering my academy you will build bad habits but so will your opponent

[mortal bronze]

manter, a member of kel academy adopted dor (top member of bones academy)

[jovial rose]

0 games won by checkmate

[mortal bronze]

what more proof do you need

kel academy is superior

[lethal briar]

bones academy>

[wicked hill]

Does cirrin and skibaqara also from Indonesia?

Amboi begadang

[radiant swan]

bones academy has shown significantly better quality of teaching backed up by many good players that were trained and perfected by the people within

i don't see anything good in the unc academy

[mortal bronze]

name one vro

[radiant swan]

greenflower is prime example vro

[jovial rose]

no

[mortal bronze]

don't call it that. i will sue you for slander and defamation

[idle oracle]

i farm goonflower

[mortal bronze]

hi emma

[idle oracle]

hihi

[mortal bronze]

did you get 2300?

[idle oracle]

no, did you?

[mortal bronze]

yeah. i got it yesterday

[idle oracle]

oh nicee

[wide garnet]

Iam rated 2300 in Blitz anyone wanna play

[idle oracle]

i havent played much rapid. ive been getting destroyed in blitz

[mortal bronze]

me too

[idle oracle]

i became really stupid this morning and played very bad chess and lost 50 points

[mortal bronze]

getting destroyed in lichess blitz

[mortal bronze]

i lost like 100 at one point

[idle oracle]

at least im closer to 2200 than 2100 now

[mortal bronze]

was so close to 2300 lichess blitz

and then

[jovial rose]

lichess blitz is brutal

[mortal bronze]

that's nice

[idle oracle]

i keep playing bad moves and losing

[weary cargo]

fuuuucccc

[mortal bronze]

i am like barely 2200

[idle oracle]

i should stop doing that

[uneven turret]

skibaqara probably not and cirrin definitely not

[weary cargo]

so that why i am banned

[torn sparrow]

self snitching is crazy

[weary cargo]

i will not forgive you

[jovial rose]

LOL?

[weary cargo]

i all rzeady said i am adem

[torn sparrow]

but 8 years olds seriously should not be in this server

[uneven turret]

that’s*

[radiant swan]

hello respected member of the Bones Academy please consider my application to be one of your students as I would like to learn your methods and ways to be proudly called a good chess player

[torn sparrow]

we are still considering it

[weary cargo]

<@&745328830649991179> i am 17 i am not 8 it was face any one can confirm

[lethal briar]

what's your main

[weary cargo]

..

[mortal bronze]

vro your future is done for

[uneven turret]

W english

[lethal briar]

8 cant

[mortal bronze]

don't tell me i didn't try to save you

[fleet dove]

maybe

[radiant swan]

I sincerely thank you for taking your time in this matter

[mortal bronze]

you keep dodging me

[torn sparrow]

its in serious consideration

[fleet dove]

We have many applications, we will get back to you soon

[torn sparrow]

one of the highest ranking applications

[mortal bronze]

zero applications btw

[weary cargo]

you did undersant it ?

[torn sparrow]

it will be very seriously considered

[fleet dove]

dodging what

[uneven turret]

understand*

[radiant swan]

by trying to stop me from joining Bones Academy you are effectively sabotaging my chess development and improvement

[torn sparrow]

we have more applications than oyu have members

[orchid sedge]

Can i also join to the Bones Academy?

[weary cargo]

<@&745328830649991179> unban me

[mortal bronze]

i asked you to play blitz earlier and you ran away

[radiant swan]

@mortal bronze

[mortal bronze]

don't join that vro

[fleet dove]

We have a strict no pole policy

[jovial rose]

do we have a muscle academy

[uneven turret]

FRICK I DIDNT SS THAT

[orchid sedge]

💀

[mortal bronze]

join kel academy

[torn sparrow]

he doesnt play people of weaker quality of play

[lethal briar]

you are here that means you are unbanned

[radiant swan]

It seems like the turns have tabled

[misty verge]

I can play someone but I am immensely low rated

[weary cargo]

this is my second acc

[uneven turret]

His alt got banned or his main got banned idk

[torn sparrow]

e

[mortal bronze]

i have good quality vro

[lethal briar]

what's your main

[uneven turret]

<@&745328830649991179> alting and ban evasion

[fleet dove]

flip a coin

[torn sparrow]

you just flag other people

[mortal bronze]

i have 1 member

[static galleon]

Stop going to discord

[mortal bronze]

i don't have coins

[static galleon]

See you just got checkmated

[weary cargo]

@sharp crane

[static galleon]

Concentrate

[deep herald]

spam W

[mortal bronze]

i am skilled vro

[fleet dove]

cuz your academy is broke asl

[torn sparrow]

that is a skill which we dont respect in the bones community

[lethal briar]

i know

[jolly star]

yo your a baby dawg

[mortal bronze]

no it's because i am too rich to carry coins

[torn sparrow]

i used to be a flagger until i joined the bones academy

[lethal briar]

fairs

[mortal bronze]

your community is full of frauds

[torn sparrow]

bones teached me perfect methods how to win by outplaying my opponnent

[jolly star]

how is bro not 13 yet hes a lil baby

[weary cargo]

@adem

[torn sparrow]

idt so

[radiant swan]

server mods flan account got closed before please ban 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[weary cargo]

i am17🥀

[mortal bronze]

it's true vro

[static galleon]

I played horriblly

[fleet dove]

we can play a bit

[static galleon]

i need a coach

[uneven turret]

Hey keep your voice down low

[torn sparrow]

😭

[mortal bronze]

top fraud list

1.bones
2.cauliflower
3.dor

[fleet dove]

this exhibition match will be good press for the bones academy

[mortal bronze]

and your academy only has these 3 members

[indigo stream]

vro , i cant believe how i pulled a checkmate from this position in 13 secs (if you see the timer you can notice im playing so slow )

[radiant swan]

1. CountingBrilliants

[torn sparrow]

adoption I would say with all my respect

[weary cargo]

<@&745328830649991179> please un ban me

[humble eagle]

bro arent you like high rated

[uneven turret]

They can’t know I have the Bird’s Opening 3.0 course that defeats even the best WCMs

[mortal bronze]

not now i am sleepy

[static galleon]

Not at all i just started

[mortal bronze]

you are not even in vro

[fleet dove]

don't ask to play if you don't want the smoke

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[mortal bronze]

i asked a few hours ago vro

[radiant swan]

Bones is simply better he refuses to admit it

[finite idol]

heylo for how long u guys playing ches

[jolly star]

according to chess your not bro missed prime fornite comp prime cod prime twitch era like holy

[radiant swan]

Bones and his academy is on a whole different level that he cannot even come close to comprehending

[lethal briar]

infact he played all top engine

[mortal bronze]

um

[lethal briar]

means a good game

[mortal bronze]

one day his academy will come crashing down

[weary cargo]

according to who ?

[ebon pawn]

guys what do i need to do for the talking ?

[lethal briar]

but he wants to be better than stockfish 17 so yes

[mortal bronze]

and i will be celebrating

[static galleon]

No i didn’t i missed queen Qa8+

[finite idol]

guysss

[jolly star]

you got penalized for being below 13

[finite idol]

whats your elo

[weary cargo]

yes

[mortal bronze]

@fleet dove okay let's play

[static galleon]

@lethal briar again

we will play until it’s perfect

[mortal bronze]

but if i lose it's because i am sleepy not because you are good

[fleet dove]

suddenly you're no longer sleepy

[weary cargo]

<@&745328830649991179> help

[mortal bronze]

i ammmmm

my eyes keep closing

[lethal briar]

3+0 is good for that but you gotta play faster

[jolly star]

crazy bro missed prime fornite and prime PUBG prime twitch viewership and prime social life

[torn sparrow]

are you scared of the great bones or are you scared of your own lack of skill

[mortal bronze]

but i will give you a handicap

[jolly star]

sad fr

[static galleon]

I can try playing on instinct

[weary cargo]

crazy bro is lower than 500 elo

[lethal briar]

i might go grind blutz

[mortal bronze]

i feel bad for him vro so i need to go easy on him

i might accidentally adopt him

[lethal briar]

do you want to do puzzle rush

[static galleon]

i might be benifical to memorise top engine lines

[torn sparrow]

adopt yourself you mean

[static galleon]

what is that

[lethal briar]

i mean puzzle battle we try to battle and solve puzzles

[mortal bronze]

it's impossible to adopt me vrk

[lethal briar]

it's fun

[static galleon]

what is the win condition

[mortal bronze]

unless it's a fluke or something

[lethal briar]

just find the best move

[jolly star]

crazy bro is barely a teenager in the big 2026

[static galleon]

i mean how do you win

[lethal briar]

just find the best move in the postion it gives you

[torn sparrow]

you mean completely easy

[wide garnet]

Why nobody wants to play here

[weary cargo]

crazy bro is just talking to me

[static galleon]

ahh that could help me

Yes let’s try it

[torn sparrow]

the only thing is impossible is to have a negative score against you

[jolly star]

crazy bro responded

[torn sparrow]

I have tried very hard

[humble eagle]

what was his accuracy?

[weary cargo]

<@&745328830649991179> i am 17 not 8 this is not a joke

[static galleon]

he’s lying

I need a coach

[frank helm]

hello good guys

[weary cargo]

and ban him for making fake news

[jolly star]

show driver license and id and social security number

[humble eagle]

bro why is your message under likely spammer

[lethal briar]

you got diamond pass?

[humble eagle]

just upload it to l*ichess

[wide garnet]

☹️ why nobody is playing

[idle oracle]

he is a likely spammer

[frank helm]

discord said i broke rules by sending this

[humble eagle]

oh mb i reported it

cuz you pmo sometimes

[wicked kettle]

Good night

[wicked hill]

Good day

[humble eagle]

bro food is lowk too goated, ill never understand anorexics

[tribal sage]

hiiiii

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)

This is the Chess.com profile of tattymcsplat. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2388 (2437 peak)
Blitz: 2367 (2429 peak)
Bullet: 2169 (2206 peak)

[wicked hill]

Truth

[short minnow]

anybody wanna play a game

[tribal sage]

hello :3

[static galleon]

cooked

[tribal sage]

yea

[static galleon]

i faiiled

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 4catterw_4

This is the Chess.com profile of 4catterw_4. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 844 (1102 peak)
Bullet: 814

[short minnow]

Whats your username

[lethal briar]

i mean how did you missM1

[tribal sage]

it's child-of-the-most-high

[lethal briar]

wait i forgo

[static galleon]

Rushing

[warm flicker]

mad his acc today and he got a winning position against me twice

[wicked hill]

Hai :3

[tribal sage]

Hiiii :3

[warm flicker]

lost on time

[static galleon]

Someone analysed it it was 91%

[static galleon]

Hey there i missed you

[winter basin]

@fleet dove

Hi bones, I have a question. I have reached 1200 by reducing my blunders and noticing small nuances which improve my position. Ofc I still mistakes and have lots to learn but Im stuck at this plateau where I dont know "how" to improve. Im tired of playing the same itallian or ruy lopez out of habit because thats what I started with. Tbh I dont even want to learn openings till I am 1800+. I just need advice on how I can develop my own playstyle without making moves that worsen my position. What are the things I should be focusing on.

[sweet drift]

Is 90 minute classical the best in chess? I want to play it sometime

[humble eagle]

10 p could refer to ten pence, you should really change it to 10£ or 10$ pr.hour coaching

[static galleon]

Could you coach me

[humble eagle]

or everyone knows its coaching

so just 10£ pr.hour

[warm flicker]

watch gotham chess 😹

[static galleon]

Didnt i already state i hate that guy 😭

[humble eagle]

p doesnt equal per idk it pmo

[warm flicker]

yeah but your reasoning is stupid

[static galleon]

How?

[warm flicker]

you dont know anything. hes an IM

give me an example where he suggests a bad opening move

[wicked hill]

Watch danya

[warm flicker]

you made your chess account today

[humble eagle]

How can you hate gothamchess bro

[lethal briar]

you started 2 weeks ago why does vro hate him

[static galleon]

the Englund

[humble eagle]

We all know hes cheating

[warm flicker]

he said he gives wrong advice and overgeneralized advice

[warm flicker]

you think him saying you can play the englund gambit is bad?

😹

[warm flicker]

right

[humble eagle]

why even say it, hes an idiot obv

[warm flicker]

the englund gambit will work graet at lower ratings (most of his viewers)

[lethal briar]

don't mind me I was tryna sharpen the postion and win on time

[winter basin]

@warm flicker can you give me your advice on this too pls

[sweet drift]

90 minutes classical time is ass?

[humble eagle]

lol

[proven ginkgo]

-<

[humble eagle]

i mean he didnt even pick the 2 or 3 or 4th engine move

[wicked hill]

~<

[humble eagle]

bro i even think its hard

[warm flicker]

is this asking: "how can I get better at openings without learning them"

or is it about the middle game

[warm flicker]

exactly it can work at higher elos too

[static galleon]

Yes playing a opening that actively makes you worse is bad

[cunning meteor]

chat elon musk is dming me right now

[winter basin]

Both tbh

[cunning meteor]

My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people

[lethal briar]

do you know what ruy lopez is

[static galleon]

No

What is it

[warm flicker]

no it's not

[static galleon]

??

[lethal briar]

you played it 2 times against me with top theory

[warm flicker]

people dont know how to play against it, so youll get a winning position

[cunning meteor]

he's telling me all about telsa mining

[humble eagle]

firstly an*. Secondly, we arent chess engines, humans make mistake, and a +1,1 advantage isnt that big of a deal really

[warm flicker]

hes a "genius" as he said so he discovered theory in the middle of the game by thinking hard

[cunning meteor]

My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people

[lethal briar]

he wants to be better than the engine brah

[empty fulcrum]

just move the pieces bro

[cunning meteor]

my philosophy in chess is perfection

[lethal briar]

the put the pieces on da board

[warm flicker]

has a chess philosophy on day 1. aka im using an engine so i cant play a low time control

[static galleon]

I said considered a genius if sounded like gloating i rescind my comment

[warm flicker]

and i spent tons of time on obvious moves and know every opening

[static galleon]

Why do you just think im using a engine

[tribal sage]

hiii

[static galleon]

i think if anyone puts as much thought into their moves they would play the same as me

[chrome latch]

If people think someone is cheating, report their account and move on. This isn't the place to talk about it

[wicked hill]

Hai

[cunning meteor]

I promise you on my life i am not cheating @warm flicker but i can see why it looks that way but there was a reason behind every move i played

[tribal sage]

so

[static galleon]

Thank you

[cunning meteor]

seems legit

[empty fulcrum]

🤓 ☝️

[warm flicker]

you just have to learn it man. if you want it easier learn systems but go deeper into the theory. for the middle game, how many puzzles are you completing per a day? and what time control do you play most

[wicked hill]

No i don't think i can

[warm flicker]

you played better than me twice

[humble eagle]

Your explanation makes no sense. Firstly, if you were a strong player, you would know theory and your moves would occur quickly as memorization. Secondly, "meticously" calculating over a long period would give you good pattern recognition. It makes no sense as your moves in game, even in the opening, were all 4+ seconds

[warm flicker]

and you only made 15 moves in a bullet game against me

[radiant swan]

you is cheter 😡😡😡😡😡😡
i acuse now

[warm flicker]

you lost on time against me in 10 | 5 lol 💀

[empty fulcrum]

or just learn a system to minimal detail

[static galleon]

@warm flicker atp report me if you think I’m cheating I’d rather be banned than have to listen to all these wild accusations

[tribal sage]

hihihihihiihihihihih

[lethal briar]

this so tuff

[tribal sage]

yayayayayay :3

[warm flicker]

i dont care im not going to report you

[wicked hill]

What?

[static galleon]

Is it not possible to play better than you?

[warm flicker]

for someone who joined today, yes thats impossible

[tribal sage]

teach me your ways to get to 1000

[cunning meteor]

he's not cheating he just has a crazy gaming chair

[radiant swan]

HAI HAI HAI ONG Hai :3

[static galleon]

I have told you i played irl prior

[tribal sage]

YAYYYYYY :3

[winter basin]

Im doing 15 puzzles a day and playing blitz mostly right now. Im trying to experiment all the kinds of way I can use my pieces and open up, trying to create my own play style of opening and middle game position I like

[wicked hill]

I watch YouTube video

[warm flicker]

how much

[quasi nova]

Why'd I wake up to a DM by you vro

[radiant swan]

:33

[static galleon]

I’m not a strong player

[warm flicker]

change it to mostly rapid. do you mostly play 3 blitz or 5

[static galleon]

that’s the thing

[tardy halo]

https://tenor.com/view/choking-choking-emote-gif-4834953046538741679

[tribal sage]

I also watch youtube video, I am still 101 elo :( I'm slightly better in bullet tho idk why

[radiant swan]

sybau

[wicked hill]

My sinceres condolecens

[warm flicker]

yes you are. youd beat me in classical

[humble eagle]

you beat a 2500, then you are

[radiant swan]

i was never talking to you

[wicked hill]

Idk

[winter basin]

Blitz 5

[radiant swan]

slightly 🙏

[tribal sage]

wait @wicked hill could I ever get the honour to play you

[static galleon]

I didn’t though?

[warm flicker]

play rapid 10 or 10 | 5

[quasi nova]

"Bea good chess boy" CB 2026

[humble eagle]

you lost on time but the position was convincing

[warm flicker]

earn your blitz

[wicked hill]

No

[lethal briar]

should've gone with the hans way i play on instinct

[tribal sage]

awwww :( okie

[warm flicker]

😹

[winter basin]

Alright, thanks for your advice

[jolly star]

If i pull no girls but im 6’1 latino curly hair and im high middle class am i cooked im not high middle my parents are but either way

[warm flicker]

losing on time here

[sweet drift]

Has anyone ever played 90 minutes or more chess classical match?

[lethal briar]

otb?

[cunning meteor]

fuh naw

[tribal sage]

yea

[static galleon]

A good player manages time and plays good moves in balance

[warm flicker]

how long do those 15 take you?

[tribal sage]

they're the most fun

[cunning meteor]

90 minutes of str8 chess I'm crine

[empty fulcrum]

Bc6 best move

[tribal sage]

wow thanks

[warm flicker]

yes

[magic shard]

I see you

[static galleon]

If you give a noob 5 days to think of a move of course it’s going to be a good move

[cunning meteor]

you're the perfect player wdym

[wet cypress]

dare

[cunning meteor]

your chess philosophy is perfection

[radiant swan]

shit bro i can explain

[tribal sage]

hi

[warm flicker]

id beat a noob who had 1 week for every 1 minute i had

[tribal sage]

hi

[sweet drift]

Nice I knew it

[winter basin]

About 10-15 seconds each, im rated 1450 for puzzles in lichess at the moment

[empty fulcrum]

this is not uncommon

[wet cypress]

Hello

[tribal sage]

hello

[static galleon]

well I’m not fully a noob i guess but I’m no where as good as you

[warm flicker]

right. im just trying to say he makes no sense

[wet cypress]

Hi

[warm flicker]

hes trying to say hes not cheating because he thinks for a long time

[humble eagle]

@warm flicker lol

[radiant swan]

it doesnt exist in nature

[warm flicker]

😹

[humble eagle]

4 seconds to take the queen is actually hilarious

[warm flicker]

yo yo yo

[lethal briar]

is this live rn?

[warm flicker]

he also took 5 seconds to move out of a check fork

IN BULLET

[empty fulcrum]

you think @warm flicker is cheaating?

[warm flicker]

thats not me

[lethal briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378811828741603380/1457120760618553556/image_only.gif

[warm flicker]

its @static galleon

[static galleon]

Because i didn’t understand what was going on i was lwk shocked

[warm flicker]

yeah play more puzzles man thats too little. 15 puzzles will only take you a few minutes. play a lot more

[cunning meteor]

this guy beat a 2500 btw

[humble eagle]

i mean bro just give it up atp

[cunning meteor]

idk man seems solid to me

[wet cypress]

hmm

[static galleon]

My moves are perfectly human it’s not like I’m playing some crazy ahh line

[wet cypress]

why isn't my name rainbow

[tribal sage]

just report and let chess.com decide

[cunning meteor]

bro he came up with a whole backstory, tigano is a victim of the sunk cost fallacy

[radiant swan]

you must bea cheater cuz James thought so 😡😡😡😡😡😡
reported fr fr fr

[radiant swan]

how about your account vro

[cunning meteor]

tigano won't give in until we do

[winter basin]

Oki

[gentle gorge]

@radiant swan what do u think about this :v new line i found in the french (borderline losing for white)

[tribal sage]

it's allowed :3

[tribal sage]

hiiiii :3

[warm flicker]

the reason i said that is because youre trying to say thinking a lot is why you play so well. i am saying that there is a hard limit. against someone new to chess anyone good can make better moves in seconds than they could in literal days

[tribal sage]

hogy vagy :3

[gentle gorge]

Truth

[empty fulcrum]

@static galleon you played chess before?

[radiant swan]

eval

[tribal sage]

yayayayayayay :3

[lethal briar]

what piece set and board is this?

[warm flicker]

shoot!

[static galleon]

I’m not new I’ve had 2 weeks experience

[cunning apex]

underpromotion > promotion

[fleet marten]

@tribal sage bro is so good player

[warm flicker]

2 weeks is very new to chess man

[static galleon]

Yes

[empty fulcrum]

to what extent

[tribal sage]

hello

[radiant swan]

it looks fine tbh

[cunning meteor]

My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people

[fleet marten]

Yo

[tribal sage]

what happened

[lethal briar]

2 weeks and 97 accuracy is madddddd genius and My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people

[wicked hill]

Lowkey feel like bullying lol

[tribal sage]

why mention me randomly

[fleet marten]

What happening

[radiant swan]

@tribal sage

[cunning meteor]

@tribal sage

[empty fulcrum]

@tribal sage

[humble eagle]

"perfectly human"

[wicked hill]

@tribal sage truth

[lethal briar]

@tribal sage

[tribal sage]

yayayayay

[lethal briar]

or?

[radiant swan]

how is this borderline losing it looks fine

[wild stirrup]

avg king and pawn endgame

[empty fulcrum]

yeah that is weird tbh

[warm flicker]

i was staring at that same move lol

[static galleon]

And ironically that move was inaccuracy apparently

[empty fulcrum]

@static galleon how much chess have you player before? to what level?

[fleet marten]

Bro is so good

[warm flicker]

look at the clock bro 😭

[lethal briar]

just hang a piece in middle of the game and think

[tribal sage]

who 😁

[fleet marten]

You

[wild stirrup]

nice theme

[tribal sage]

why me 😁

[cunning meteor]

thanks

[static galleon]

I played when i was like 11 or 9? I quit then got back into it a couple weeks ago

[tribal sage]

Me is 101 elo :)

[humble eagle]

ne5 just makes no sense to any human? what is the idea

you have an undeveloped bishop

[static galleon]

Your literally complaining at a bad move😭

[cunning meteor]

ooo good luck getting to 100 twin

[humble eagle]

no high level "perfectionist" would play it

[warm flicker]

if you are legit you could genuinely get a title with your current skill if you play another 2 weeks and play otb

[tribal sage]

thanks twin :)

[empty fulcrum]

well theres no way you can get to the level you played at just then with 2 weeks of playing

[warm flicker]

i didnt complain

[cunning meteor]

magnus carlsen vs Tigano with prep time

[empty fulcrum]

so i agree with others that its very suspicious

[static galleon]

because I’m not high level? I don’t consider myself good at chess at all

[warm flicker]

youre extremely good

[wild stirrup]

holy what a game

[ionic kiln]

Average fried liver attack

[warm flicker]

better than me at classical with a few games on ur acc

[tribal sage]

Guys I'm 101 elo and I played 100% accuracy a few weeks ago, let it go

[lethal briar]

anyone wanna do puzzle racer in lichess I'm bored and I need to pick up some more puzzles anways

[cunning meteor]

oo 2 brilliants, nice

[empty fulcrum]

competing with a 2100 after 2 weeks is not possible bro

[humble eagle]

nobody believes you, i dont get it

[warm flicker]

again, look at the clock

[raw temple]

Is anyone here really good at blitz disproportionally to their rapid/classical

[wild stirrup]

my nicest game in a while 😛

[cunning meteor]

My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people

how many times do you need to hear it

[tribal sage]

I'm better at bullet does that count

[wild stirrup]

opposite

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> requiemvesper

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1516 (peak)
Blitz: 1155 (1279 peak)

[warm flicker]

same im way better

[static galleon]

Idea of Ne5 was to follow with Qf3 attacking knight + threatening checkmate

[empty fulcrum]

@humble eagle who is the opponent in that game?

[cunning meteor]

he was busy meticulously analysing every line

[raw temple]

Same

[tribal sage]

same I'm good at classical and bullet

not in between

[warm flicker]

probably was his own move

[uneven turret]

Holy shit fair play

[humble eagle]

then he checked it with the engine just to make sure it wasnt horrible

[raw temple]

do you play a set opening every game in bullet

[uneven turret]

Premoved b5 into stalemate holy shit

[humble eagle]

lol

[empty fulcrum]

@humble eagle ?

[static galleon]

I don’t appreciate the accusations but i appreciate the suggestion i will try to do so

[tribal sage]

yeah I have a set repertoire

[static galleon]

I literally explained the idea

[warm flicker]

rapid all time

[humble eagle]

@static galleon

[warm flicker]

exactly

[empty fulcrum]

who played against him

[humble eagle]

@warm flicker (2500 player)

[willow owl]

Hi Mr gambit wheel ive missed you

[warm flicker]

which one are we talking abt

[static galleon]

So?

[uneven turret]

hi toast

[ebon pawn]

guys

[uneven turret]

ok bye toast I have class

[warm flicker]

so you made that move yourself

[raw temple]

I might need to learn a couple of really easy openings bc I just capitulate by move 15-20

[warm flicker]

thats why it sucks

[willow owl]

No new gambits😔

[tribal sage]

what is capitulation

[static galleon]

yes like all the others

[ebon pawn]

how do i chose the my elo here?

[warm flicker]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[barren osprey]

What are the gayest chess pieces in your opinions

[tribal sage]

you connect your account

[warm flicker]

bishops

[wide garnet]

Ya

[static galleon]

You say I’m cheating but then you get suspicious over a bad move what logic is that

[humble eagle]

gotta be the queen

[ebon pawn]

okay thx guys

[tribal sage]

the knightrider (also known as horserider)

[willow owl]

In the middle of the night...

[raw temple]

Blundering bc I feel the pressure too much

[humble eagle]

i think its explained are you slow

[wicked hill]

https://tenor.com/view/chungcord-bishops-anime-cuddle-discord-gif-13405411990364535553

[warm flicker]

a randomly bad move that makes 0 sense in the middle of a perfect game is suspicious

[tribal sage]

basically, just play good moves

[humble eagle]

not even a bad move but it doesnt make any sense

[tribal sage]

no pressure at all

[humble eagle]

for a high level player

[raw temple]

Sounds like something Bobby Fischer would say

[willow owl]

Bishops cant cuddle vro

[static galleon]

It does make sense i just didn’t account you could defend the pawn and the knight at the same time with Be6

[barren osprey]

They usually arent that gay... More like ehm thirsty for those little little pawns😭 just imo like the actual church works

[raw temple]

bro stole my line

[tribal sage]

do you want a game

[barren osprey]

Might be the king imo just in my opinion

[cedar ledge]

1000 elo in both rapid and bullet lets goooo

[static galleon]

What about the rook it literally over another man (the king)

[barren osprey]

You mean the horse aka the donkey?

[raw temple]

I’ll dm u

[tribal sage]

my king secretly likes the other kings, that's why it never checkmates them (and that's why I always lose)

[cedar ledge]

you admit you are gay

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> James Dunbar (tattymcsplat)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2388 (2437 peak)
Blitz: 2367 (2429 peak)
Bullet: 2169 (2206 peak)

[cedar ledge]

i am in my peak in all mods

[static galleon]

My rooms a mess holy

[barren osprey]

Isnt the rook like ehm a literal tower

[cunning meteor]

the beta king getting outshined by his queen

[barren osprey]

They dont have any feelings

[wicked hill]

Then Clean it

[static galleon]

nah it’s a man thats just really bricked

[static galleon]

icba

[cunning meteor]

is this your perfect philosophy 🥀🥀

[barren osprey]

Bricked up

[static galleon]

yes

[wicked hill]

Icba stand for?

[lethal briar]

this is gonna haunt him for life

[static galleon]

It’s perfect

[cunning meteor]

My philosophy in chess is perfection the only way to play which so i spend a LONG time on moves meticulously analysing every line i was considered a genius irl however i got depressed and it lead my to decline in mental agilty meaning it takes me longer to think about things so yes i can calculate chess very well but it takes me longer than most people

[humble eagle]

wait if this was the idea of ne5 why didnt you play bxc3 instead of dxc3?

[lethal briar]

chat mass report him so fair play sees him

[cunning meteor]

came up with a whole backstory to get away with using an engine 😭😭

[fickle phoenix]

Guys Hikaru or Karpov

[lethal briar]

kasparov

[humble eagle]

did that awhile ago

[cunning meteor]

karpov beat a child that was really funny

[cunning meteor]

no, karpov

[lethal briar]

kasparov

[naive jolt]

@fleet dove still here?

[wicked hill]

Morphy

[cunning meteor]

no, fischer

[buoyant warren]

this is crazy

[fickle phoenix]

No,Magnus and fabi

[cunning meteor]

no, Tigano 4 weeks of prep time solos

[fickle phoenix]

Youre not being serious are you

[cunning meteor]

ofc i am

[wicked hill]

He is very serious rn

[cunning meteor]

2 weeks of chess and he plays suspiciously identical to an engine, imagine him with 4 weeks prep time

[static galleon]

Because i was expecting a different move but my plan changed

When she took the knight

[cunning meteor]

he meticulously analysed both lines thanks to his perfect philosophy and decided bxc3 is better

[humble eagle]

what were you expecting

[naive jolt]

No @fleet dove ? Wbu @mortal bronze still here

[humble eagle]

bxc3 is better but he played dxc3

[potent gulch]

Chess is scary

[fickle phoenix]

I tought you were talking about Tigran

[humble eagle]

which goes against the reason for ne5

[cunning meteor]

oh i misread
he meticulously anslysed both lines and decided to give his opponent a chance

[wicked hill]

Discord is scary

[potent gulch]

True

[cunning meteor]

nope, @static galleon

[naive jolt]

whats more scary was about an hour ago the competition between kel and bones academy

[fickle phoenix]

Skibidi

[humble eagle]

lol i mean its so obvious atp

[potent gulch]

Ouhh no way I missed that 💔

[static galleon]

G3 to fiachetto

[agile sable]

This move by black is a blunder. Are you +3k ELO? Can you see it?

[naive jolt]

XD

[humble eagle]

uhuh and after qf3?

[naive jolt]

You dont need to be 5 elo to see that

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-boy-kisser-girl-kisser-girlkisser-stare-boykisser-gif-1619798284396667105

[humble eagle]

your idea may i add

[cunning meteor]

what's obvious? he put it on his life he's not cheating. let's put it to the test @static galleon say on God you're not cheating

[agile sable]

Tell me what is it

[humble eagle]

put it on your mothers life

[static galleon]

I would win a piece but i didn’t see up to be6

[naive jolt]

Bd4?

[cunning meteor]

say on yo momma you're not cheating

[humble eagle]

thats 3 move calculation dawg

[cunning meteor]

say on God and on yo momma and on buddha

[empty fulcrum]

find how I blundered here

[naive jolt]

Be7?

[static galleon]

I can’t put anything on anyone’s life apart from my own or something that belongs to me especially over chess

[cedar ledge]

i am new here

[cunning meteor]

Ba5?

[lethal briar]

Bh4?

[empty fulcrum]

come on bro, I am 2300, not 300

[empty fulcrum]

yes

[static galleon]

Yes and i missed it?why are we so angry

[lethal briar]

that's a free pawn

oh nvm

[fickle phoenix]

Why post a gif of Fabi?

[naive jolt]

what like f6?

[cunning meteor]

that's what you think, give Tigano this board and watch him cook

[wicked hill]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[empty fulcrum]

Ba5 was my blunder

[lethal briar]

you ARE CORRECT

[cedar ledge]

ii am not new 3third acc after i get baned for age

[lethal briar]

what's the continuation how does he win

[empty fulcrum]

Ne7+, Kf8, Nc6

[humble eagle]

lol gg

[humble eagle]

ooof

[naive jolt]

ok yk what fair enough

[potent gulch]

~

[lethal briar]

oh that's crazy

[static galleon]

I found this rubix cube in a British heart foundation anyone know how to solve

[naive jolt]

Yes, sort of.

[humble eagle]

yeah

[lethal briar]

yeah

[cedar ledge]

ask chatGPT

[wicked hill]

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[static galleon]

It’s ggs because i refuse to put something on my mothers life?

[lethal briar]

i got a avg of 20 seconds and best time of 10.4

[fickle phoenix]

How does a checkers player look like tho

[proven ginkgo]