#💬〡chess-talk
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im actually stealing that
probebly 10elo
Yo this is weird to ask in a chess dc but why can’t i get my hair ti grow
I'm glad someone can enjoy that lol. It comes from a very dark place for me.
yes
dont try to make me feel bad for yoinking it
What's the name of that bot?
go to doctor
Natasha
anti-xeelee
Adaptive bot
...
i am not joking you may eating some things that make your hair grow less
Which i must say is very accurate.... when I first went against her I Beat her ass then the next day she started finessing me
It took some major reflection to get to beating her again
how old are you, you write like youre 45
he is
even age?
least personal personal information
i didnt say where exactly do you leave
Hey we all have our boundaries.
you're not supposed to ask people their age. basic manners
nah only you
Says who
i wish my school did not block github ;(. i have to use codex to transfer my code into my repo and then look at it when i get home
whats the problem whit age????????????????
its really not
nobody, obviously. it's manners
unless they clearly above 40 then you gotta guess 30 to fish for it
people, especially the older you go, don't like the question
Get around school blocks with batch files into command prompt from there you can do a lot to circumvent their admin system
ohhh
most people under 30 don't care at all
are you an unc aswell?

Manners? Do you realize that different cultures follow different sets of manners?
He’s like 23
I'm 18 man
Oh dang
alright dawg
where did you get 23 from
congrats
dont make me look dumb
you didnt
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhwr
Am I the only one on the side that it's kind of odd to try to know everyone's age.
bro made ts up
Yes probably
she dont need cause you are all ready
its not rude at all to ask someone their age
based on the way you're talking, that checks out
this legitimately made no sense
bro if you say a 45 year old guy hanging with a bunch of college kids youd be like wtf no?
I know
Not only it isn't rude, I think it should be mandatory.
she get her veiew
This is a public forum, my guy. I am not hanging with anyone 😂😂😂
yeah right any one older thean 40 leave and make a server for you
thats the part you commented on and not the logic
What this server certainly needs is a more active team of moderators
look who is talking
he's showing that it's a false equivalence
I talk about chess for 2 seconds and kiddo becomes obsessed with my motivations and whole life story
Wild.
anyways guys... how about that e4 e5?
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr
no one asked you a bout your family we only asked about age
relax grandma all i did was ask for your age because you type like an old person. its like seeing a unicorn with a bunch of horeses and not asking about the horn
i like unicorns
no one asked
me too I have a unicorn backpack
why are you so mean
come on man
tbh i feel it after i send the missage
acting like he killed someone
NEVER ADMIT FAULT
I gifted u premium just be nice for a day buddy
are you participating in the senior child backpack trend
no
oh
Shit let me change up. Skibidi gyatt. Sigma 67.
I just like unicorns I have a unicorn plush
i am not @humble eagle to not admit my fault
how do I get that gm stuff infront of my name on discord
Ey! lets go unc!!
sorry @hot timber
i saw a school with a unicorn mascot once
it was pretty hardcore
am i a bad influence, nah
hardcore 😹
click on mine and put get it
🦄
yeah you are
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
rawwwwwwwwwwwwwhwwwwwwwwwwrhrrrrrrrrrrr
thanks you're a nice guy
they drew their banners with the unicorn spearing their opponents with the horn
any serves
cool
too cool
I like your about me
do you ever drink coffee
wait same name
toxic seed water. no
do you even think
oh i just bought a coffee machine today and made my first cup this morning
how was it
i thought it was pretty cool, and the taste was okay
yes
black to move
goated name
quite interesting idea
only when i have to, thinking is bad
i could tell why no girl like you
nah hangs a queen
im just saying
adem 😿
bg4
thats what ive played
come on dog know i am joking
Be2
I would go bg4 but I don't see a tactic right away
me too
There is actually
its a longterm one
if i am mean to any one and i fell he was upset i will ask him to forgive me
idk what you guys are talking about since I'm a 400 elo
out me out
as a 1000 im the best chess player in the world. magnus who? kasparov who? they have never beat me. and they haven't beat the legendary KingWilly22(1017) either...but you know who has. me
nah not that complicated
holly ego give me your ego and i will controle the word
chess players try to understand a joke challenge(impossible)
they understand
@kindred crypt traying to make a good joke(imposible)
bg4, (cant go h3) (cant take knight), so be2, d5, h3, rxf3 .. ?
you didnt win either
well that's cause we haven't played
something like that
thats cause he doesnt know you are alive
"you didn't win either" all i hear is undefeated
i thought i was cooking hold up
idea is qg4
but it just doesnt work
illusition of cooking 
all i hear is he didnt wast time on playing whit you a game
happens all the time and then you gotta take a step back and look at something else
what would you do after Be2
take the free pawn?
Fun fact there is a titled player named Carl Magnuson
do you play clash royal?
I'd win
How though, thats the question
I can confidently say, I never lost to a GM.
"nah i'd win"
I just lost to everyone else
bro is not gojo
vro disappeared
i can confidently say that this joke is overused
there we go
not close
okay let me look
any one playing clash???
I
i cant findi it
wtf
it has something to do with a fork in the middle
moving the knight to attack something
look for ideas rather than actual material gain
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Blitz: 450 (458 peak)
Bullet: 958 (960 peak)
How was this not a best?
cuz ur stockfish depth is low
bg4,be2,d5,nxd5... no. knight might be trapped? no can go to c5. maybe qb6.. bg4,be2,qg6. ig i its something
Im dumb and 300 elo so I sadly dont know what that is
i meant e5
higher depth more it calculates = better moves
I played that line during the game
Qb6 thing
yeah its not it tho is it
but its not accurate
So is it my fault or
js import the game into lichess and review it there
Ok
hint: go for the throat
i hit 974 elo
https://wintrchess.com/analysis
try this better
Analyse Chess games for free.
bullet
Do you only play bullet?
<@&745328830649991179> competitor link ?
welcome, please connect your account for trusted role
what?
check #〘📝〙rules on links buddy
I use that
nope i play rapid and bullet
Pass
I'm 1040 rated in blitz and in the review I got an inaccuracy and the best move seemed to be a blunder, can someone who knows what they're doing dm me so I can send the position (as I can't yet send images)
no one know wintrchess.com???
Never heard of it
I like lichess better, ive heard of it though
I never analyse my games
you chould so you improve
well i may have no need for wintrchess cause of a kind girl
💀
should i stop or risk it i am in984elo (i always end in a win idc how long it takes)
all that time to find this imojie
How powerful is a king if it was a normal piece
You got a problem with that?
Why would I have a problem with that, keep doing it
how powerful aere you?
Pawn 2.0 but can’t promote
Like I was waiting for your permission
You’re the 🐐
see
I knew that Bishop was the brilliant lol
3/10 rage bait
btw its more strickt i think he dont shaw all brillian and greats in chess.com revew
You're the rage baiter here
Is this good for 300 elo?
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Blitz: 198 (367 peak)
Bullet: 387 (390 peak)
i will say gn its 1:36 here and i need to wake up at 6
bg4,be2, nxd4,nbxd4,e5,nb3, e4,nd5.. theres nothing. maybe sack bishop? bg4,be2,bxd4,nbxd4,e5,nb3, ne5, h3,bxf3,bxf3,nxf3,gxf3,qh4,gxf4,be5,f4,exf4,rd2. idk what im doing anymore i cant find it
yeah
K
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Bullet: 1160 (peak)
Peak

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Blitz: 450 (458 peak)
Bullet: 974 (peak)
Nxd2 Qxd2 Rxf3 gxf3
notation doesnt even match wtf
cant play e4 your knight is on e4 😭
both lines straight up hang a piece
go on
e5 Rfe1 Qh4 f4 e4 Bf1
and i sacrifce the king
wait didnt you say bg4 was correct
i was operating under the assumption
nah
I told you that i played it during my game
oh
in a game everyones going bg4, qb6
human line
I would probably crash out and delete the game if I went from 1400 to 200
yooo
yeah
vro is a secret GM 💀
You’re cooking
yep im 2560 fide but i didnt wanna pay for the title
Hell even 1400 to 1200
Every game is only 8 points which is dumb asf
2560 fide but broke 
so is @gentle gorge GM??????????????
this can be found actually, your next move would be Bf4 to deliver mate
no
ohh 🙁
2.5$ an hour is wild
i thought i win a GM
keeping that idea might be helpful
i was onto sum of it lol
better than 0. just being helpful and having fun while making some money
Rxf3?
yeah slightly unconventional rook sac for sure but nice idea
yeah
Maybe xd
usually u sac for the center pawn but here its too open and ur center is too unstable and b3 knight is bad
and queen h4
at least she is making some thing from playin you are wasting your time for none
vro I told you to go for the throat 😭
is theier names really have(rapid 500) (road to 2200,2050)???
500 rapid wow
"500"
WAIT
bro thats not human
accuse me of cheating if i rip that out in blitz pls
imagine rigthing my elo in my user name in disc
in blitz its risky because u can spend too much time thinking of finding something and not
How do you even get 2600-2799 
I was almost cooked in that Bg4 line 💀
Are you magnus?
word
bro how does he know
still homeless level 🥀

it is necessary for server perms
If I don't do it what will happen?
Homeless level alright i get it
my head hurts now
im serious about that lmao
you'll not be taken seriously here and nobody will play against you
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folded under 0 pressure
gotta grind bro. me and @normal mason worked really hard to be 2700. am i right fellas?
Uhm
dont check my roles
its not 500 anymore 

damn son
so the thing @warm flicker @somber lark @normal mason @warm flicker and me did to get 2700 is that we coordinated our efforts into unqiue skills that transfered position to position.
yes we did
BRO
We got you bro
we always help the weaker players because chess is an inclusive community
actually, its the cause of unemployment

react if youre 2700
real, we all just be homeless, single losers
rapid doesnt count
just me? damn yall suck
yes it does!
lowk lost alot of aura
not in that level
you can’t be fr unc
what are you talkin abt
why am i unc
ahh yes slav theory 🤑
The pool is inflated asf
just play e3 bro
doesnt mean being top 500 doesnt count
its extremely good
I turn slav into semi slav into queen gambit decline in 3 move
not when the top players arent competing
depends on what you wanna do with it
but they played c6
they can take and do shenangians on the pawn
its uncomfortable
.
so does it ever count? does being top 1 "count"?
This is a retro line really I dont think most people play this line in the slav conventionally due to the whole awkward queen placement for black
Ello
Bullet count
like how do you think this line is good for white
my bullet is 400 over my blitz
400 global or ?
This is a line Kasparov and kramnik played in the 96 blitz championship
Or 98 I cant remember
no 400 points of elo. im #3884 in placement
Someone pls 1v1
b5 square is very weak
Me
Pratice me pls
Nah its 94 cuz kramnik looked like a straight friggin nerd with that mullet
Gan bro what is this
For how many years do you people play chess?
A life
hi guys
i thnk i picked it up in the 1500s about
Dawg your pfp is wild
13
1
Accept
damn
Btw i have only 400 elo bro
nerd
You did what?
sorry

Unrated
real chads started playing after the netflix show
what age did u start
yeah im not too sharp
5
13, godamn
damn
bro ive been playing for as long as you havent been
what is 2k5
2500
i started at 13 i wish i started at 5
that made me laugh
damn yo
2k=2000 5=500
resistor
in bullet yeah 😹
i started at 14 dw
yeah ive been a chess.com crusader for a while
im rookie
me too
I can't imagine myself playing for more than 20 minutes a day
i feel like i can still improve though idk if i believe the plateu thing
have u played otb
ive been the same elo for 8 years bro
mm
no
Uhm
ive thought about it recently
do it
Well gg
you said yourself you only play to play
i think online chess is 20% of the experience
Gg
i just got random motivation to actually improve for the first time in like a decade so
maximum
i might
nah you wont with that resolve
Your move almost briliant
60% of chess players once faced with the daring venture of actually playing the game:
ive played otb in nyc thats the closest to otb ive gotten
the irl community/ competition is so important to me
meaning otb rated
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr
damn
why is otb in nyc not otb
someone else wanna 1v1
hes peaksitting 1500 leave him alone
i mean ywah 1v1
i put it badly i just mena ive played otb but never an actual tournament
deadass like half the people just abandon against the english 💔
damn alright
lol good boy
so u have like a uscf or smth
King gambit or queen gambit better bro....???
?? 😭
Deadass not me 

idk you were so obedient i had to say it
is it js me or people from india on chess.com are so good even tho they have like half my elo??
no ive never played officially at all ive played with randoms unofficially
King gambit or queen gambit better bro....???
"obedient" its to late for ts
king bro

Vienna bro
Why ?
ah yeah ok
bro theres nothing wrong with that
queen gambit all they way took me to 1800 from 0
GAH DAYUM

its not
Okay
chess clubs are great
played against one who opened with 1. h4 before hanging literally all of his pieces
idk it took me way too long like an entire 200 games lol
Queens gambit is a real opening
plenty in NYC for sure
maybe ill play some in the next month or so though ive been wanting to

kings gambit is tricks
is that bad?
Yeah thanks yoy
Me very fast
i play so much blitz i literally just got a rapid rating today
WHAT
finished my 5 games
yeah great experience
Ah yeah
idk it took ~200 im not sure i lowkey have dementia
How does this even work
check mate with 4 moves
whats your rating
I can teach you

How to get fide id?
1970 fide
What your peak rating
damn

Play in tournaments
teach me bro you must be 2k fide
I'm new but my friend teaches me
i mean dont you passively learn, like you play a game forget the line or something, look at the engine after the game and then you do it enough times and you just know now forever. what do you mean by seriously improving
wow nice. are you planning on going fo a title anytime soon
2500 rapid but 1970 fide is brutal bro
depends on which country u are playing in, usually when u play they help u apply
i think you should go to europe
I thought u must buy it then u can only play in tournaments?
might have to pay money
Did someone here have 2000 elo or +2000 elo ?
kent who?
I will check on it
LMAO
seems okay
im in england lol i just dont rly study (im trying to now)
trust the netherlands has an easy chess scene
lol
get an ecf rating if you havent already
mm not really i believe 2400 rapid is the qualification for a title
I almost never look at the engine after the game
you have 2200 elo ?
It doesn’t work anymore since everyone knows it. It’s either he premove or a dumbass
how expensive are tourneys in england
if you're above 2400 rapid and don't have a title you should play way more fide tourneys
yea vro im at my peak 2111, 89 pts away from NM 
i have 2050, im trynna get 2200
basically what i'm trying to say is that past 2400 there's no reason to play more rapid and grind rating
WHY YOU GUY SO GOOD AT CHESS BRAH
do you even want to improve
nah hate on me all you want but im speaking facts
its kinda bad, 2200 is good
yeah no i just wanted my profile to look good
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Bullet: 2700 (2739 peak)
no
sarcasm 💔
BRO I STUDY CHESS TWO MONTH ABOUT MOVR
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Blitz: 2272 (2362 peak)
Bullet: 2366 (2532 peak)
BRO
everything below 2000 is just horrible
And i still fail
get it dude youre RIGHT there
ts is propaganda
Better than me i have only 400
1999

anything below [my peak rating] is horrible
as a 2700 i agree
fr
trying to get in more games this year
2200 is good
but school is so busy :(
thats where i deserve to be but my opponents dont follow the script
Pls tell me how to play good in chess bro
classical stressed me out so much i just quit chess
but ngl im really feeling chess rn
is classical THAT scary
BRO
convince them to hire adjudicators and run rated events so you farm elo trust itll work
JUST FEELING !!!???
like when u know u are just playing so well
2200 is shit
you give me heavy bonglord vibes
U2400 low key not even respectable
got to 2400 yesterday lmao
it's just a feeling idk
Damn I wonder why
Mah i should pratice more
how dudes be moving the day they hit 2401
yeah
More move
@somber lark you found this amusing?
Bro I've been 2600
also why are you alting
oh shit whats your fide?
Thats correct technically
fell off lmao
i feel like to me it depends on how my chess is
For a newbie in chess i have a question is what should he study first
ZigZag..
I dont remember but iirc it's not a reason related to cheating

if im in the flow i get nervous but also its just a great feeling to be super locked in competing
opening priciples
Thanks you
No i am only really active during the summer when I dint have school
LMAOOO is tog still in the server
whats your fide?
it all depends on the person on what they wanna do with it
if im on a down turn then its shit
👍
back to the 2400 slums 💔
I have only ever had one fide rating its like 1780
losing rating in classical hits so hard bro
Equally is bad in chess
thats not even close to 2600
I could get back to 2500 easily if i wanted. Give me 3 days I bet I could get 2600
Don’t trade too much lmao
dudes hit 99.9 percentile and act like this
to me losing rating is like ok if i got absolutely smoked
how long have you played
With 90% accuracy every game?
but if I felt like I threw then it really sucks
why
Man how many month you guy get to be 2400 elo !?
4 years
yeah I believe you lol
nvm
i mean youre probably cheating to be blunt
No but I did this this morning
Take a year to have 2400 elo
you were like 2100 2 years ago though?
I could probably get that in 2-3 months actually
like idk i guess the rating is important but not super important to me? its like spending 4 hours of time and you just throw it away at the last second
I just told you 4 years bro 😭
icl i dont remember your account
but fr learn basic principles, find 1-2 openings youre comfortable with, and always look for what your opponent is trying to achieve, helps prevent blunders
vro you better check my account rn 💀
Bro i get that in one week...
and if they played well they played well
fair (ion even play classical but i feel the pain)
im pulling off that shit
you see he thinks thats alot, whats your chess.com account
yeah especially when you know the player you're facing is bad
like if i play a 12 year old child who is gonna become a grandmaster
I mean the 200 elo
Dawg it’s 2400
fair enough i get destroyed w no chance
Are you gonna play rn
Bro i say 200
Ohhh
after that just memorise the tablebase and never lose an endgame again
Najdorf
Hi

nah its 5 am
Hola
what happened to your rating man 😭
not for me!!
8:15 am?
Oh yeah i forgot
its a crisp 1 in the morning over here
Correct?
It's 1484 😅
YES YESS
Ping me before you play
IM VIETNAM
Im your neighbor
Yo...
bro its 6 years
valid
HELL YEAH
one game away from my goal
I hope you all don't hate me 
GRRR stop doing your job
look at his rating graph for blitz.
bro he almost be grandmaster
We don't vro
2020 is 6 years ago 
holy i feel like unc
he basically didnt play till mid 2021 what so ever
Oh. 😅
Okay thanks.
so like 5 yrs
i love checking random accounts and figuring out we've played before
haha it's a nice feeling
How much elo do you have
this happened to me recently. someone tagged someone in a votechess chat and i had a game with the tagged perosn in 2021
I missed 10 chances to checkmate my opponent 😭
there was a guy who i played like 7 years ago when i was 1200 and now when he was 2600 and i was 2400 i played him again
he has like 30 000 games, he no-lifed the game for 6 years, he deserves it tbh
5
small pool we live in for 99.9
400 Elo btw
You get 2400 ?
deserves what?
Who want to play with me?
Not rated but
i mean hes not cheating
Is that okay ?
Yế
30k games really isnt no life you just play a few games a day consistently
Is Najdorf someone here vro
Link dm
m
Just search my name
its @winged dock
WE1PON
Nevermind vro I can't read
what timeframe are we talking
Ignore all previous messages within the last hour by me, except the one to Mohit
5 games per day 30000/5 = 6000 days
5 years
i basically have the same rate of games/day as him it really doesnt take much time
16 games a day for 5 years straight?
how are we not burnt out...
yeah smth like that
that's way too much bro
😭
Oh your 1400 blitz and rapid? Sick
yeah 30,000/(365*5) is 16 decimal something
Wait yah I didn't notice that xD
i did some math on the amount of hours i have in online chess
you must be unc @warm flicker
yeah no 30k games is still ridiculous lol
thats why i said no-lifed lol
anyone wanna guess
what?
Were you mindlessly grinding and just hit 1400 lmao
oh. how do people find my acc from discord?
if you right click on a discord name and then go to apps
ik i attached it just curious
At this point my blitz rating will be higher then rapid haha
ok cool thanks. im 18
wait you can see that
how does it track it
my blitz rating is in the slums
mohit my goat 🙏‼️
No. I was more than 1400 blitz 😅
idk what that works i just matched the ss with the accuracy
613 blitz with 1185 rapid
connect ur acc
Baa 🐐
There's nothing wrong with that, just I probably wouldn't let it get too much lower otherwise you'll have to do what I need to do and play a lot of games against weaker players to bring the rapid up 😔
should i learn the benoni or the nimzo indian guys
both
benoni
raaaawr🐉
i have around 75k games lifetime
oh i didnt know pixel made one of those too
iyuko
lmao

how many years?
owo
modglazer
:DD
only mohit
a bit more than 8 now i think
can i apply for mod on this server
wana play rapid
pweaseee
Bast just got here and your gonna throw this at his face vro
sure
where do i go to improve
dang thats like more than 1.5x my games/day
we can do blitz
wheres the form
alr
don't care
wait whats your rating?
No. I don't want that 🙂
If I can't win against people chess.com pairing me with. Then there is no point in increasing our rating.
I'd rather stay stuck and improve slowly. I am working on that.
bro nevermind i had some to do
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ngl im not sure how i got there now that i think about it
Bast!
rapid blitz or bullet
i got like 9k something games on this site after almost 5 years
i have 10k after 10 years
I am one of them 
but i think there was some time where i played a lot of bullet games everyday

but considering your history you'll be most likely refused @spice root
boooooo
u can always try tho
i lowk wana play smth else other than chess but i open up any game and i immediately wana play chess again alr
modglazer
maybe people were right and the solution to getting high rated is to play 10000 games in a year
@warm flicker do you want to play
it depends who reviews my application
yes hello
if it's a full 3|0 game each time that's 2h25m a day and 7.5k hours total (312 days)
history is absolute
look at this crazy game i saw 2 people play
sure
i was watching a gm play, bro it's illegal how they casually stop insane attacks with easy moves
if i applied would u reject me
nah its mostly bullet
whats your chess.com
i see
lawyer here, its actually not illegal!
ChloeDefinitelyIsABear
what's that one site that checks all ur games and divides them into bullet blitz and rapid
i see
if it's not anitta i'll make it
so out of those 75k games 60k were bullet games
Anitta is #1
damn i guess my favorite hobby is wasting my time
is bullet this good bro
Guys, I may not have 2000 elo on chess but I have 10000 trophies on Clash Royale free to play
why cant i talk in improvement talk
so ?
no
im UC
it is addiction
and have beaten the big light
reach ultimate champ while being f2p
is that a pokémon
Of course there needs to be a bigger fish
i feel like if when i played bullet i could stop when i wanted to
id probably have more like, 10k bullet games lol
Yes.
what speciality :O
But I quit the game 4 months ago
oh right its chess talk
lol
my bad
No clash royale pls
chess
this is like that one guy who said that he'll try getting addicted to crack just to show that they should stop glorifying recovering addicts (also because he said he could stop anytime he wanted)
i have to flex ts
arbitrator i presume
pika chuuuuuuuuuuuu ⚡️
If you forceibly mate someone. Is that rap with an e
u know its a skit right
both
modglazer
but its a very funny one obviously
<:(
mod off topic? smh ban
thats an interesting way to put it
yea lol but its very funny
i too, am in this episode!
who is dr house
good ref
Whats after streaming partner
bruh i am a victim then in all games i lose i get forcibly mated
mouse bites
and also the way he cut joe rogan into it lol masterclass
😭
oh wow 😭 😭
you are the tiboinshape of mods
it’s definitely not lupus
daamn les gens
whats up
just a very large % bullet.
oh
this vexes me
perhaps id be doing better in life without all those bullet games
don't care
bye bye
Dr House is cool and House has autism, you have (a word which I cannot say and starts with R) and you are boring
@south gyro GG BRO
hey the habit could be worse than chess.com bullet games
you juste joined D:
Chess has a consent problem
can't know me
woah
What did I miss
I accidentally sacrificed the queen 😭
I didnt say anything tho
224 elo vs 400 elo draw
do i have ur consent to farm u for elo
I newbie bro
i wish there was voice chat in bullet
theres a funny video of hikaru reacting to moistcritical quitting chess because he was addicted
I'm a newbie too
Bro draws in low elo are extremely common tho
YEAH
that would be epic
1 more game ?
hikaru is a bigger fraud than yuta
1 draw per 100 games for anyone under 1000
There isnt much to farm 😭
But i just play chess in 1 weeek
Sure
but like yeah most chess players who are good have at some point had an unhealthy relationship with it
Let me look how many draws I have in 125 games
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ts was pulled straight out of ur ass
oh actually you're an old time user
I seeeeee
i agree theres more draws at high elo though
for online games only slightly lol
but for classical ofc much more
yeah
I have 9 draws in 123 games
excluding me because i like to win my games
i lowkey hate it when people pull stats out of nowhere
some dude tried to tell me 2 seconds is the average time an engine user tries to make a moev
ok
striaght lies
Chess.com offers stats
okay
which they don't use
At least thats where I got my draws
I mean he might be right tho 
2 seconds is way too fast lol
i asked him about the source and he straight up said 'i dont care'
@spice root how many draws do u have
when i spectate a chess game between 2 500s and they actually use their time wisely
to quote gotham chess theres other ways to last 2 seconds if ur game end fast
its possible to use your time unwisely
in bullet i draw 307/4822 games
lol i wonder what they're thinking about
i used to get lazy in classical and i would just sit there i didnt really want to calculate so i was just there absorbing the board
no
🔒 Message hidden
probably waiting for stockfish to suggest next move lol
So your draws stats are almost similar to mine on rapid
nothing is worse than a slow engine
in rapid my draw rate is 8%
a wise man once said "nothing is worse than the engine failing"
how do i fair play report someone
For me its 7%
noob 
Press on the name and press report
oh ok
Then select reason
i js found a guy using stockfish
what kinda question is this
Maybe the user is a regular user of LiChess
Who knows
also i'm sure you cherry picked the one with the lowest draw rate
also 4% for me
i hate the grunfeld so much
yeah that's reasonable
bro played 4000 games and is still 500?
my lowest one is rapid at 3%
yes
damn why do i draw so much
7k+ still 300+ 
am i really a nit 😭
if itrs bullet it odnt count
u just a jit fr
very consistent
yes
rapid 
I'm cooked 


