💬〡chess-talk

[young swan]

im heading towards my peak rn, so good ig

[viscid sluice]

why this is not brilliant?

[drowsy salmon]

Coach me?

[young swan]

can you afford paid, or do you want to do free

[drowsy salmon]

Free if possible

[young swan]

link in bio

[drowsy salmon]

U also do bullet coaching?

[young swan]

universal yo it can basically be applied to anything

[drowsy salmon]

Alr I joinen Server

Joined *

[young swan]

i play bullet js for fun

[proven ginkgo]

Qe4+

[blissful ginkgo]

bullet coaching? 😭

[visual tapir]

If rook takes queen yes…but the you need to calculate rook takes rooks

That’s where it gets more complicated and you would be Knight Rook and Pass Pawn Vs Queen which is winning but you need to play precise

[young swan]

oh Taken bro wsp

[barren osprey]

Capitalist mindset

[red bone]

Who needs a coach

[drowsy salmon]

Yh😭

[red bone]

Trying to offer free service and get more referrals

[floral trellis]

Any 1100s wanna play unrated Rapid?

[near wren]

meee

[blissful ginkgo]

play quick okay moves.

that’s all the coaching u need

[drowsy salmon]

Let me try

[rare falcon]

i would appreciate some coaching

[floral trellis]

Username:
ItsAnelo

[young swan]

um, what's your elo

[near wren]

dm meee

[red bone]

How often do you play

[young swan]

holy ignore.

[tall remnant]

Lol

[dim kelp]

White will play Qe4 “check “ then takes your rock

[blissful ginkgo]

780 elo offering coaching

[young swan]

THAT'S THE DAMN POINT

[blissful ginkgo]

u needa learn the game before u start teaching

[young swan]

like for ideal coach elo, 1800+ is ideal.

if you're high rated otb, even better.

[red bone]

Silly ass do you wanna play

I don't have time for online I play offline you can try me

[blissful ginkgo]

i’m terrified

[young swan]

anyways. coaching, anyone?

[molten jetty]

U don't have time for online game but time for yelling here?

[red bone]

Here comes the troll again

[molten jetty]

What troll?

[orchid sedge]

how brave 😭

[young swan]

oh wsp Manter

[mortal bronze]

make me reach decent elo

[orchid sedge]

oh hi

[young swan]

make a ticket yo I gotchu

[mortal bronze]

huh

[young swan]

chessbridge bru

[orchid sedge]

i applied to become coach on your server btw

[red bone]

We need a lead board in the room

[mortal bronze]

what's a ticket

[mortal bronze]

interesting

[orchid sedge]

idk how does that work but i wanna try to help you

[blissful ginkgo]

can you teach me to play chess better when intoxicated

[young swan]

oh. ye we a bit behind there 🥀 I'll see

[orchid sedge]

you should try toooooo

[mortal bronze]

how

[orchid sedge]

biy behind? wdym 😭

[young swan]

uh we js cleaned up all the old tickets

[mortal bronze]

i thought you applied to become a coach

[young swan]

then we'll get to the apps

[orchid sedge]

i applied in project chessbri

[mortal bronze]

what's that

[young swan]

kel I'll give you a ping there

[red bone]

Fatima do you wanna play

[molten jetty]

Teach me to be a teacher and stole ur students

[orchid sedge]

oh yeah i applied to become a coach not be coached

[mortal bronze]

okay

[molten jetty]

Nahh I'm cooked

[mortal bronze]

coach me

for free obviously

[orchid sedge]

💀

i dont have anything to coach you bro

[red bone]

You're probably left undone let me finish it

[young swan]

yo, y'all up for a skull chain?

[orchid sedge]

youre too good for me

[orchid sedge]

old tickets for becoming a coach?

[young swan]

naah old coaching request tickets

[blissful ginkgo]

is that a no…

[molten jetty]

What Will u finish

[orchid sedge]

oh okii

[rare falcon]

im actually just new. literally 3 weeks ago got hooked. im embarassed to say. but hope i can learn from folks. just for fun, no competitiveness, just wanting to make use of my brain

[mortal bronze]

what is this excuse

[red bone]

You Fatima

[vocal musk]

liar i know ur pfp

[mortal bronze]

you are like 400 elo higher than me

[molten jetty]

What i did again?

[rare falcon]

what do you mean? lmao

[orchid sedge]

have you listened to abba in the 95's? they are so goooddd

[young swan]

you're 2k??

[red bone]

Just wanna cook you till you're done

[orchid sedge]

im barely 150 more than you bro 💔

[mortal bronze]

i listened to some of their songs

[red bone]

I'll make you quit the game

[orchid sedge]

THEYRE SOOO VIBBBYYY

[magic shard]

are you guys ready for the 2400 grind

[mortal bronze]

2.2k rapid

[orchid sedge]

could you grind me for 2400?? 🥺

[mortal bronze]

bullet i am 2100 you are 2500

[rare falcon]

damn you guys are already very much pros

[orchid sedge]

im not 2500 anymore smh

[young swan]

BRO THAT'S MY ELO

[rare falcon]

it feels like a sin being here lol

[stone epoch]

chat am i cooked? (i'm sick and need rest)

[magic shard]

you need to pool it

[young swan]

oh wsp Caps

[molten jetty]

Nahh i know how to cook ppl on conversation it's enough chess is just a hobby

[mortal bronze]

i don't really listen to songs anymore yk

[orchid sedge]

shes a fake 2200, she plays like a 1900 tops

[orchid sedge]

HUH 😭

[young swan]

that's a she

interesting.

[red bone]

Well I'm a chef in the kitchen and on the board don't try me Fatima

[mortal bronze]

manter is delusional

[orchid sedge]

we recently had a just dance in our school and we danced mamma mia with my friends it was so much fun and the music was so viby

[molten jetty]

Who cares are you African?

[red bone]

Yup

[orchid sedge]

youre a man???

[barren osprey]

They set went through some shit nice to see it got played that well🔥

[molten jetty]

Where are you from

[mortal bronze]

my spotify mod stopped working in 2024. i stopped listening to music since then

[orchid sedge]

you were pretending yo be a girl all the time????

[red bone]

Why let's play first

[orchid sedge]

wdym spotify mod

[mortal bronze]

manter stop lying about me

[mortal bronze]

free premium

[orchid sedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1461047615771906123/1470782000804794429/image0.gif

[molten jetty]

Pls i have adhd tell me

[orchid sedge]

premium is so useless

[mortal bronze]

stop stealing my gifs

[mortal bronze]

are you stupid

[red bone]

I do too I focus on mind games

[mortal bronze]

i don't like add

ads*

[orchid sedge]

you cant say that to someone higher rated than you

[molten jetty]

No i can't play know if you didn't tell me

[orchid sedge]

bro.........

[mortal bronze]

i just did

[orchid sedge]

youre being so direspectful

[mortal bronze]

you are not even that good

[orchid sedge]

im gonna use my geass on you

[red bone]

Well I don't wanna tell you

[orchid sedge]

you wanna be coached by me tho :3

[molten jetty]

Ok no play

[mortal bronze]

you won't coach me so

[red bone]

Let me school you first

[orchid sedge]

I WILL IM SORRY

[mortal bronze]

you are useless

[orchid sedge]

nooooo

[mortal bronze]

yayy

[molten jetty]

Nahh girl or boy

[magic shard]

bones is literally coaching you but you're not taking his advice

[spring sand]

Geass in arabic is similar to fart

[mortal bronze]

what will you teach me

[red bone]

Boy why

[spring sand]

Literal translation

[orchid sedge]

bones' advice is useless

[mortal bronze]

he is a bad coach and gives bad advice

[idle oracle]

I followed you on lichess

[orchid sedge]

hes so clueless

[molten jetty]

Boy and ir name is ava?

[mortal bronze]

finally something we can agree upon

[red bone]

Random names Fatima

[orchid sedge]

hes playing such bad openings too omg

[spring sand]

Have u heard about usernames?

[molten jetty]

Ok how old are you

[quick kiln]

where is the "i beat bla bla god guy" ? i need to roast him

[mortal bronze]

um

[magic shard]

Kel is only still 2200 because he hasn't learned how resigning works

[molten jetty]

They shall have meaning

[red bone]

I'm not sure she has

[mortal bronze]

it's best if you don't talk about bad openings

[spring sand]

He probably went to play some chess

[magic shard]

ok nice let me follow you too

[orchid sedge]

we havent ever played i think

[spring sand]

Do u think my real life name is gmlightt

[orchid sedge]

wdym 😭

[molten jetty]

Ig

[mortal bronze]

follow me too it will give you 200 elo boost

[orchid sedge]

BROO MY PREP IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD RN

[red bone]

Play

[spring sand]

🏗️

[red bone]

Good

[mortal bronze]

let's play blitz

[molten jetty]

Bro are u Epstein

[quick kiln]

poor soul his ego got wiped of the face of the earth 💔

[orchid sedge]

im literally the most tilted i ever was in my life

[mortal bronze]

?

[waxen wraith]

weirdo vibes in chess chat

[magic shard]

resigning is a key concept in the great bones academy

[orchid sedge]

youre gonna farm me

[mortal bronze]

so many weirdos around nowadays

[mortal bronze]

we are playing unrated

[red bone]

Troll

[magic shard]

ok I followed you

[mortal bronze]

worst academy ever

[orchid sedge]

eww then im not playing

[molten jetty]

Idk just making sure

[mortal bronze]

now you shall reach 2600 lichess blitz

[orchid sedge]

oh btw i reached a new peak today

[mortal bronze]

???

[waxen wraith]

u know them better than me

[red bone]

Yes you're a troll

[mortal bronze]

oooh nice

[orchid sedge]

you should speed up to get more elo

[red bone]

You look Hausa Fatima

[mortal bronze]

did you reach 2400?

[mortal bronze]

i lost 100 elo on lichess

[orchid sedge]

nahh, only 2364

[molten jetty]

No I'm 168 cm tall

[mortal bronze]

i am tilted so not playing rated

[orchid sedge]

aww :c

[mortal bronze]

no one cares about bullet

[orchid sedge]

????

[mortal bronze]

congrats on 2600 though

[molten jetty]

What?

[red bone]

Same here I learnt mine from the north

[spring sand]

U win some u lose some

[waxen wraith]

like thanks

[orchid sedge]

that was a misslick

[red bone]

Yup

[waxen wraith]

thats life

[mortal bronze]

ohhhh

[orchid sedge]

peak 2364

[molten jetty]

Hausa is what?

[orchid sedge]

whats your peak?

[mortal bronze]

my peak is not much lower tbh

[mortal bronze]

2349

on a secret alt though

[red bone]

Troll

[orchid sedge]

you need to share it with me

[mortal bronze]

you know it silly

[orchid sedge]

so bad

[magic shard]

those who know

[mortal bronze]

you are so stupid

[orchid sedge]

huhhhh 😭

[mortal bronze]

it's a secret. no one knows

[orchid sedge]

i dont

[molten jetty]

Omg even here ppl think I'm weird

[orchid sedge]

youre lyiingg to me rn

[mortal bronze]

?

[quick kiln]

another no-life like me, but youre a no life at another game

[mortal bronze]

@orchid sedge come blitz

[magic shard]

I'm looking at the profile right now

[orchid sedge]

what youre being no-lifing at?

[mortal bronze]

liar

[red bone]

It's okay to be that
Normal is boring these days

[quick kiln]

ahem ahem ahem

[orchid sedge]

come bullet

[molten jetty]

No i wanna be normal

[mortal bronze]

no vro

i don't want to get adopted

[red bone]

Sorry

[magic shard]

@mortal bronze @orchid sedge just play something so I can watch hurry

[orchid sedge]

hmm?

[molten jetty]

Okk it's ok

[orchid sedge]

please quick omggggg

[mortal bronze]

he is such a drama queen

[orchid sedge]

now i need to go shower brb in 40 minutes

then we can play :3

[quick kiln]

look at my bio and guess

[orchid sedge]

oh forsaken i didnt see that

[mortal bronze]

vro takes 40 minutes to shower

[red bone]

You're good

[orchid sedge]

idk what that is

[kindred crypt]

isn't it crazy how the weakest piece is the only other piece u can debate for being the strongest piece

[molten jetty]

Yeah

[orchid sedge]

ofc?

[quick kiln]

yes (30 of playtime btw :P)

[kindred crypt]

i take like 5 maybe 10

[mortal bronze]

me too so i can't speak

[kindred crypt]

stop this

[mortal bronze]

but my mom scold me for taking so long

[molten jetty]

Anyone playing Roblox instead of chess

[orchid sedge]

MINE TOO

[kindred crypt]

this was not necessary information

[quick kiln]

what? i am just honest

[red bone]

How long have you been playing

[molten jetty]

3 months

[orchid sedge]

there was this 500 elo guy who always had been playing roblox here

i dont remember his name tho it was like half a year ago

[molten jetty]

No I'm a girl

[kindred crypt]

are u muslim

[mortal bronze]

vro go and comeback quickly stop wasting time

[orchid sedge]

🇽

[uneven wolf]

I think I reached my peak elo and now I gotta start learning openings if I want to advance further 💔

[quick kiln]

me (forsaken only)

[uneven wolf]

can't rely on London anymore

[orchid sedge]

eeehhhhhh

[kindred crypt]

Italian game

[molten jetty]

Bro we're weird

[mortal bronze]

you can get to 2200 without openings

[orchid sedge]

we can play puzzle racers

[molten jetty]

Yup

[mortal bronze]

probably more

[mortal bronze]

ugh, fine

[gentle gorge]

2400*

[kindred crypt]

u can get over 3000 fide without openings

[uneven wolf]

I'm bad at it

[mortal bronze]

i am so bad at puzzle racer though

[red bone]

Are you Hausa

[quick kiln]

yeaaaa i kinda dont care i love forsaken ⭐

[mortal bronze]

i can't do speed puzzles

[kindred crypt]

also wouldn't stockfish be over 10k elo if they had a fide elo because they would win every match

[mortal bronze]

i need time

[molten jetty]

What's haussa

[red bone]

Yes you are

[mortal bronze]

not how it works

[kindred crypt]

I hope u can escape safely

[molten jetty]

Yeah at least we are different

[molten jetty]

Tell me the truth

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2222 (2281 peak)
Blitz: 2024 (2113 peak)
Bullet: 2157 (2241 peak)

[kindred crypt]

if stockfish was a chess player their elo would always go up right?

[molten jetty]

What?

[orchid sedge]

YAAAYAYYYYY

[mortal bronze]

no

[kindred crypt]

are you safe

[orchid sedge]

can we do the best of 10?

[mortal bronze]

after you are back right?

[quick kiln]

i dont play roblox the only reason i have roblox is to play forsaken

[kindred crypt]

why not

[molten jetty]

Yeah I'm Moroccan

[magic shard]

Invite me

[mortal bronze]

sure

[orchid sedge]

yeah ill try to be very quick

[magic shard]

send it in the group chat

[mortal bronze]

yeah let's do it in pixelchess

[molten jetty]

It still Roblox

[uneven wolf]

yeah but I really don't know how to counter pawn e5 as black...

[mortal bronze]

or there

[magic shard]

ok sure whatever just ping me

[orchid sedge]

im having a chess blindness tho so i will play poorly

[quick kiln]

AKA Forsaken

[mortal bronze]

go go go go go

[orchid sedge]

sureee

[mortal bronze]

oki

[molten jetty]

Okkk

[orchid sedge]

i need to play with my chomiks first tho

[uneven wolf]

like I only know london and carokann

[kindred crypt]

open Italian game and Gucci piano

[mortal bronze]

um?

[mortal bronze]

omg you are so stupid

send a good photo of chomik btw

[orchid sedge]

theyre so cute

[magic shard]

send a puzzle racer link already

[uneven wolf]

kkkk I'll try it

[mortal bronze]

not the horrible quality photo you send earlier

[quick kiln]

die of death every time i get ragebaited in forsaken :P

[mortal bronze]

okay

[kindred crypt]

open Italian game is a rare opening that sacrifices a pawn temporarily for aggressive attacking chances and if black doesn't want u to attack them they will gain disadvantages

[magic shard]

manter can join us later

[molten jetty]

Why are u asking ts

[kindred crypt]

does anyone ever see h6 or f6 anti fried liver attack

if someone wants to avoid fried liver attack why don't they just play Gucci piano are they dumb

[molten jetty]

Bro I'm playing brainrot games don't tell anyone this

[kindred crypt]

btw u should learn how to punish bg4 bg5 pins they're a super common mistake

[viral night]

😂 😂 😂

[uneven wolf]

noted

[viral night]

guys if you want to avoid fried liver attack as black just play the piano as white

Brilliant

[quick kiln]

you just typed in the main chat 💔

[kindred crypt]

if ur black and play anti fried liver attack ur such a goofball

[molten jetty]

Nobody cares nobody knows me irl

[kindred crypt]

the advantage of h6 isn't even avoiding the fried liver

[viral night]

Why? Whats wrong with the anti fried liver

[kindred crypt]

because u can play Gucci piano

[green temple]

tasty soup

[kindred crypt]

and if white still tries to fried liver they just lose time

[viral night]

What?

[molten jetty]

I have school for Saturday 🥀🥀🥀

[viral night]

Bro youre speaking non sense rn

[kindred crypt]

bc5 instead of nf6

[viral night]

Ohhhhh

Bc5 is a blunder im pretty sure

[kindred crypt]

it's not

[viral night]

Because Nxe4!!

and then after Nxe4 theres d4 fork

This is known to be bad for black

[kindred crypt]

I mean bc5 instead of nf6

[viral night]

Yes.

e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 Bc4 Bc5 Nxe4!! Nxe4 d4!

[kindred crypt]

I checked it and it's minus 2

[viral night]

Oh nvm

[kindred crypt]

if u play nxe5

e4 e5 nf3 nc6 and instead of playing h6 u should play bc5

[viral night]

No wait Bc5 was another variation where its bad

[kindred crypt]

it's because u can take the bishop

that's for white not black

in four knights italian

[viral night]

What people dont like about Bc5 is that white plays c3 d4 with a tempo

[kindred crypt]

no

[viral night]

I never get into these positions because i play the sicillian as black and the king's gambit as white

[kindred crypt]

white needs to play d3

because if black takes the e pawn they are able to play d5 with tempo on the bishop

[viral night]

The difference between d3 and d4 is 0.06

[kindred crypt]

that's why h6 is also really bad because they can play d3 in one move

why would u play d4 though it's premature

[viral night]

first of all h6 isnt bad i know top players whove played it

[kindred crypt]

it's like playing the ponziani ur keeping one center pawn at most

[near wren]

haii im 1000 elo

does anyone wanna play me unrated?

[kindred crypt]

against the Italian it's terrible

[viral night]

hi 1000 elo im teqzy

[kindred crypt]

finally

[near wren]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-engine-car-autism-gif-17614832711784219244

[viral night]

Then why do they play it

[idle oracle]

nicee

[kindred crypt]

for jokes probably

[torn sparrow]

respect

[kindred crypt]

no grandmaster would play h6 after e4 e5 nf3 nc6 bc4

[torn sparrow]

1000 rapid is extremly strong

[viral night]

In tournaments for jokes?

[torn sparrow]

I am scared of them

[kindred crypt]

it's a garbage move

complete waste of time

[near wren]

wanna play?? :3

[viral night]

Idk man h6 looks cute

[kindred crypt]

it's essentially gives white 2 moves in a row

[viral night]

I really dont wanna hate it

[kindred crypt]

fried liver isn't even that good so preventing a bad attack doesn't make sense

[viral night]

Yea but its the most balanced position known to human kind

[kindred crypt]

it also prevents bg5 pin

[unborn patio]

can someone coach me im so bad

[kindred crypt]

+0.6 is not balanced

[viral night]

Best engine gives 0.5

And its.. balanced

[unborn patio]

whats best opening?

[kindred crypt]

there's no reason to play it though

[viral night]

For white king's gambit for black englund gambit/ sicillian

[kindred crypt]

u prevent a stupid attack that allows u to equalize by skipping ur turn

[viral night]

I mean black loses a pawn in the fried liver

[kindred crypt]

fried liver and knight attack are different

[honest grail]

what opening should i learn? i just started

[kindred crypt]

it should be called anti knight attack defense

[viral night]

whats knight attack

[kindred crypt]

Italian game (Gucci piano and against two knights defense open Italian d4)

[kindred crypt]

e4 e5 nf3 nc6 bc4 nf6 ng5

[viral night]

Scandinavian and italian

[viral night]

Thats fried liver

[rain dagger]

Would Danish be good for intermediate u reckon?

[kindred crypt]

sure

[kindred crypt]

fried liver is e4 e5 nf3 nc6 bc4 nf6 ng5 d5 exd5 nxd5 nxf7

[viral night]

Wut

[kindred crypt]

knight attack is ng5

[viral night]

Then whats the fried liver

[kindred crypt]

nxf7 after nxd5

[frozen glacier]

Whats the best opening for 600 elo?

[kindred crypt]

it's a variation of the knight attack

[kindred crypt]

knight attack

[viral night]

You mean nxf7?

[kindred crypt]

italian is common idk about best

[kindred crypt]

yes

[rain dagger]

Bongcloud

[frozen glacier]

whats that? Never heard of it

[viral night]

Im pretty sure its called the fried liver attack not the fried liver sacrifice

[kindred crypt]

vienna is cool if u want to play gambity openings and at 600 they're likely to work

[viral night]

Or the fried liver gambit

[viral night]

Vienna is too much

[kindred crypt]

it's fried liver attack

at engine level white gets their piece back in about 40 moves

[viral night]

Vienna is too much to learn and use for people under 1150

[viral night]

40.... broo

[kindred crypt]

Italian game e4 e5 nf3 nc6 bc4

[viral night]

WHAT

are you on abt....

[green temple]

ahahaha bro just resigned in fried liver attack after 11 moves

i had +10

[frozen glacier]

What about defense?

[viral night]

White gets the piece back in 11 moves in the top engine line

[kindred crypt]

against Gucci piano which is bc5 u should play c3 and learn and against two knights defense which is nf6 u can play knight attack ng5

[kindred crypt]

even better then

it was an old game I saw

[viral night]

Man all this e4 e5 Nf3 stuff is mid

[kindred crypt]

how it's amazing for white

[viral night]

i used to play the italian theres no dopamine

[kindred crypt]

just play Jerome gambit then

S tier option against two knights defence

[viral night]

I just play the king's gambit for imbalanced positions

[kindred crypt]

i like that one gambit where you go

[merry bough]

this game between two 2300s is excellent liquidation calculation practice

[kindred crypt]

uhh

[viral night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1470873946109906964/1470953053090873549/IMG_3009.gif

[frozen glacier]

Whats your elo? @kindred crypt

[kindred crypt]

800

[viral night]

Uh is this a puzzle

[kindred crypt]

something I see fairly often that is really similar to anti fried liver defense but is even worse is f6

[merry bough]

not exactly because there are multiple move order that accomplish the same thing

[near wren]

breh just bishop take bishop then check with queen or msth

[kindred crypt]

qb2 wins the game

[viral night]

Tech!

[merry bough]

it's practice. Should black trade down to the king and pawn endgame, or is there something better?

[kindred crypt]

black should play qb2

[merry bough]

that's not a legal move gng

[exotic horizon]

Hi

[kindred crypt]

qb1

they win a bishop

[merry bough]

[kindred crypt]

put it into an engine I'm right

[exotic horizon]

I'm bored

[kindred crypt]

@merry bough do u not see how qb1 wins

they have to take it or they get checkmated and u win a bishop that way

[exotic horizon]

But this loses a queen

Cuz rook can take it

[kindred crypt]

yeah but u can take with the bishop

[exotic horizon]

Still you lose 6 points of material

Which is terrible

Just don't blow up the board

[kindred crypt]

oh I see

it was a good idea though

someone called me "ucly hurensohn, du bastart"

[exotic horizon]

Qb1 is a blunder

Or a mistake

[kindred crypt]

but u can take their bishop

[exotic horizon]

Queen is very valuable than bishop

[kindred crypt]

but u fork king and queen

[exotic horizon]

Nah

Not a fork

And when trade sequence ends, white has a extra queen up

[kindred crypt]

I see the solution now it's bxf2

[exotic horizon]

Wait you are actually right

[harsh sky]

ok cheater

[exotic horizon]

Bxf2 forks king and a queenç

Yes this wins a bishop

[kindred crypt]

@cosmic quest i just aborted you 💀

I was wrong because at the end of qb1 ur down a rook

[native gull]

[harsh sky]

what puzzle

[native gull]

turkroach detected

[kindred crypt]

i am not playing against e3

[kindred crypt]

queen can take tho and then u just lost a queen

[exotic horizon]

Do Bxf2 instead

[kindred crypt]

bxf2 then qe1

[viral night]

@harsh sky do u remember me

[harsh sky]

no

[limpid viper]

any one want to play

[native gull]

me

[kindred crypt]

sure

[exotic horizon]

Yea

That's true

[native gull]

dio vs jotaro

[limpid viper]

hop on blitz

[harsh sky]

cool if Qe1 worked

[kindred crypt]

qe1

[harsh sky]

but pawn isnt protected

[kindred crypt]

bxf2 if rook takes qe1

[kindred crypt]

o yeah

[exotic horizon]

Thats a blunder

[kindred crypt]

bxf2 qe1+ rg6+ qb1#

[limpid viper]

actually your bum ass would say rated nvm

im not playing rated vro let me peaksit for a little longer @kindred crypt

[exotic horizon]

Yes thats actually right!

Then black would be winning

[kindred crypt]

vro

💔

hop on rated bullet then

[kindred crypt]

I'm a genius chess player and I first saw qb1 but I realized u would be down a rook or queen in the end then I came up with a brilliant sequence

your rating is ass on bullet anyway

[harsh sky]

Rg6 Kf3

[limpid viper]

later then

i cba to play bullet now

[exotic horizon]

Yeah but not best player in would just a decent chess player i would say so

[normal mason]

yeah the pawn endgame is winning cuz outside passer

[harsh sky]

after Rxf2 u just go Qxd4 and have a winning 2v1

[normal mason]

and u are in time

[kindred crypt]

wanna play with me in chat

[exotic horizon]

Nope that's equal not losing

[harsh sky]

no way

[exotic horizon]

Why not

[limpid viper]

so anyone else want to play

[kindred crypt]

e4

[exotic horizon]

I mean winning but rook + bishop = 8 points

[harsh sky]

nice equal buddy

[normal mason]

its winning

as long as it is possible to make passer with ur 2v1

[harsh sky]

either that or win the other pawns

[normal mason]

then u trade 2 pawns ur king gets to take the queenside

[exotic horizon]

Game link?

[kindred crypt]

in chat

[exotic horizon]

Eh

e5

[kindred crypt]

nf3

[harsh sky]

find win, wtm

[exotic horizon]

Nc6

[kindred crypt]

nxa6 bro u don't need to find mate

[near wren]

bishop mate

[native musk]

This one is so famous

[kindred crypt]

bc4

[native musk]

Nice bishop knight

[exotic horizon]

Nf6

[harsh sky]

i saw it a few years ago but never since

[normal mason]

i swar hikaru has done something like this b4

[harsh sky]

found it recently again

[harsh sky]

dont know but this is a puzzle

[native musk]

It's pretty tough I didn't solve it but ik the solution

[kindred crypt]

ng5

[normal mason]

well yes

[harsh sky]

yea i didnt solve it either at first 🥀

then i knew the solution

[normal mason]

difficult for this to appear in a real game

[native musk]

Yeah

[harsh sky]

king on a5 is pretty normal wym

[wicked kettle]

White lose

[exotic horizon]

d5

[kindred crypt]

bd2

[native musk]

Its a puzzle for a reason dawg

[kindred crypt]

exd5

[native musk]

Find full line

[wicked kettle]

I don't understand

Ok

[harsh sky]

wait

[exotic horizon]

h6

[harsh sky]

stockfish 18 is insane

[potent pond]

Do yall read books on chess? They seem complicated I know it's simple concept. But, I'm still newer

[harsh sky]

Stockfish 18 spotting Qe4 at move 18 is incredible

[kindred crypt]

nxf7

[wicked kettle]

Bro

[exotic horizon]

Kxf7

[kindred crypt]

exc6+

[wicked kettle]

the king back to d6

[exotic horizon]

Man i am so bad at text chess

[native musk]

Is the point so your knight can go on f5 later? Like ne7 nf5 theres some mate

[harsh sky]

i saw the <500 role and know there was an absolute treasure coming

[harsh sky]

no you mate the black king

[tough sluice]

satisfying checkmate

[harsh sky]

Ba6 Ne7 Rc8

[kindred crypt]

pull up a chess board

[wicked kettle]

I'm new

Ok i will just watch

[kindred crypt]

if 1 man can hold you down 2 can

[native musk]

I thought white was the one getting mated here

[harsh sky]

yes

mb brain error

meant white king

[native musk]

Oh yeah

[kindred crypt]

@exotic horizon wanna restart

[harsh sky]

but its genuinly insane that sf18 finds it that quick

[wicked kettle]

This good win

Me black

[native musk]

Oh yeah ba6 is tuff

[harsh sky]

it gets even tuffer

11. c3 Ba6 12. Bxa6 Ne7+ 13. Kxc7 Rc8+ 14. Bxc8 Qc4+

[wicked kettle]

Bro

I have just abcdefg

Where I find it?

[kindred crypt]

are 1000s bad bro cause

[native musk]

How does the queen get to c4

[kindred crypt]

i feel like im getting away with a lot more mistakes at 1000

than i ever was at 800

[harsh sky]

after Qe4 c3

[native musk]

Oh alr

[harsh sky]

both arent good

ok locking in on satisfactory now

[limpid viper]

599 talking

[tribal sage]

hi

[harsh sky]

ok 600

[limpid viper]

still 1 more than you buddy

[kindred crypt]

lol

[native musk]

Vroo i quit this game after i had to farm 1000 smart plates

[tribal sage]

helo's not 600 yet hes faking it

[native musk]

Like it immediately made me drop it

[normal mason]

finally found the funny zugzwang

[kindred crypt]

im team helo

[harsh sky]

vro missed the point of the game

automation

[native musk]

1000 is just insanity

[harsh sky]

[native musk]

The quest before was like only 50 iirc

[harsh sky]

you can just... automate it

[limpid viper]

bros trying to join the helo academy

[near wren]

cats

[harsh sky]

you can literally automate the whole process

[normal mason]

idk i guess it helps that u dont have that much choice to keep the king from running

[native musk]

I tried but it got hard

[near wren]

i like cats

[kindred crypt]

still waiting for you to play me

[normal mason]

but i rate the puzzle

[harsh sky]

naw

[native musk]

Still quite slow

[near wren]

wat is ur user owo

[kindred crypt]

nldit

[near wren]

im kibbykott

chalenge me

[kindred crypt]

ill add u

[harsh sky]

not mine but ill still take a rating 🙏

[normal mason]

i put it in stockfish and stockfish doesnt see the funny winning move until u play it lol

[normal rover]

I feel like Paul Morphy rn

[harsh sky]

yea stockfish isnt very good with those zugzwangs

[normal mason]

yeah i mean stockfish is good at playing chess and conicidentally good at puzzles as well

so its not too shocking

[harsh sky]

do you want another funny puzzle

[native musk]

There's no way you weren't deadlost for like 5-6 moves before he blundered back

[normal mason]

nah got stuff to do

[harsh sky]

Qd7 instead of h5

[native musk]

Smth like that

[torn sparrow]

saw this puzzle before vro

[harsh sky]

obviously none of that shouldve worked

[torn sparrow]

i dont know why people think this is complex tbh

[native musk]

Eli sent it yesterday vro

[harsh sky]

btw lemme show u my latest complete factory 💀

[native musk]

Alr

[normal rover]

It's not that simple
His king was out in the open even if he had material advantage

[harsh sky]

wait idk if i have a pic of it

[native musk]

It's still kinda a miracle you got a mate

[viral night]

nd6

[torn sparrow]

bro where did you farm the most dwz

[native musk]

But everyone got his playstyle ig

[harsh sky]

hmmm dont know

i had a goated january in 2024

[normal mason]

whats ur dwz bro

[harsh sky]

nvm dont have a pic 💀

[harsh sky]

1950 ish

[normal mason]

nice

[harsh sky]

actually it mightve gone up

[torn sparrow]

probablly 2k if your last tournament was rated vro

[near wren]

who has the highest elo here?

[harsh sky]

maybe

[near wren]

helo is 2100

anyone higher?

[harsh sky]

no we are all lower rated than helo

[normal mason]

how did you do in your last tournament

[viral night]

I'm 2400

[native musk]

Jamtelligence is too good

[harsh sky]

4/7 but i threw last round

[torn sparrow]

who is helo bruh

[normal mason]

did u beat the WCM

[harsh sky]

draw

[normal mason]

nice

[harsh sky]

pretty dead game 12 acpl vs 13 iirc

[normal mason]

what opening

[harsh sky]

https://lichess.org/lOya1dga

[frosty peak]

? vs. ?

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. Ndb5 Bb4 7. a3 Bxc3+ 8. Nxc3 d5 9. exd5 exd5 10. Bd3 O-O 11. O-O Bg4 12. Qd2 Qd7 13. h3 Bh5 14. Qg5 h6 15. Qh4 Qd8 16. Qg3 Kh8 17. Bf4 Re8 18. Nb5 Ne4 19. Qe3 Nc3 20. Qd2 Nxb5 21. Bxb5 Bg6 22. Rad1 Qf6 23. c3 a6 24. Ba4 Re4 25. Bxc6 bxc6 26. Bg3 Rae8 

[torn sparrow]

bro your biggest throw was not to prepare against be2

[limpid viper]

@torn sparrow is and he'll play you if you ask nicely

[normal rover]

He'd need to play perfectly to survive

[harsh sky]

4n sicilian

[torn sparrow]

syvau

[normal mason]

oh right yeah u were preparing that

[harsh sky]

i mean i drew him

[near wren]

whar is ur elo fren? :3

[torn sparrow]

1700

[harsh sky]

nvm 11acpl vs 10 acpl

[native musk]

Yeahhh but it's still counted as hope chess

[harsh sky]

cant complain too much about draw here lol

[limpid viper]

he's 2400 don't listen to whatever he says

[normal mason]

share game

[torn sparrow]

its like -0.3

[harsh sky]

https://lichess.org/lOya1dga

[frosty peak]

? vs. ?

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 e6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. Ndb5 Bb4 7. a3 Bxc3+ 8. Nxc3 d5 9. exd5 exd5 10. Bd3 O-O 11. O-O Bg4 12. Qd2 Qd7 13. h3 Bh5 14. Qg5 h6 15. Qh4 Qd8 16. Qg3 Kh8 17. Bf4 Re8 18. Nb5 Ne4 19. Qe3 Nc3 20. Qd2 Nxb5 21. Bxb5 Bg6 22. Rad1 Qf6 23. c3 a6 24. Ba4 Re4 25. Bxc6 bxc6 26. Bg3 Rae8 

[normal mason]

u were black right

[empty mortar]

@harsh sky how many shots for you to draw vs helo

[near wren]

would u like to play me..?

[harsh sky]

yes

[mortal bronze]

zero vro

[limpid viper]

i would beat him respectfully

[torn sparrow]

no

[mortal bronze]

respect my goat helo

[near wren]

:((

[torn sparrow]

17

[normal mason]

d5 line hard to play for win ngl

[harsh sky]

i dont drink but so i think id pass out pretty quickly, then timeout vs insufficient material

[viral night]

@torn sparrow play me

[torn sparrow]

rosimo is ultra strong he would adopt helo

[torn sparrow]

no

[near wren]

i beat helo owo

[limpid viper]

ts is not happening

[torn sparrow]

I mean helo isnt that strong he is only 400 over me

[viral night]

play me like the good old days

[limpid viper]

this is true

[empty mortar]

Vs insufficient is sneaky

[kindred crypt]

@near wren gg i guess

[harsh sky]

[torn sparrow]

we have 0 games bro

[near wren]

i beat them too

[normal mason]

Nb5 is a funny move though

like what was that

[harsh sky]

its annoying

[viral night]

on my mother's life we have at least 5

[normal mason]

bro thought u would miss the fork or what

[harsh sky]

oh u mean the 2nd Nb5

[normal mason]

yeah the 2nd one

[harsh sky]

yea that was just bad

[kindred crypt]

you were kinda disrespectful but it's ok

[torn sparrow]

I am too lazy to figure out who you are bro

[harsh sky]

i mean if i dont have Ne4 im kinda cooked

[viral night]

we were friends bro

[near wren]

wat

[normal mason]

yh but like if u see that then Nb5 is funny

[torn sparrow]

damn impressive you won 73 and and i won 22

[normal mason]

common theme knight runs away the other knight jumps in

[limpid viper]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[torn sparrow]

tell me your old acc name

[kindred crypt]

can you not tell by my profile pic that im clearly a dog person

[harsh sky]

idk why engine hates Qd8 so much

[viral night]

I don't remember

[harsh sky]

i calculated Bg6 but saw Bxh6

[near wren]

nu

[viral night]

u gotta believe me bro

[near wren]

that looks like cat :3

[torn sparrow]

🧢 👲 🧢

[kindred crypt]

its a fox ruling the world 😭

[near wren]

pet cat

[mortal bronze]

why did you resign

[limpid viper]

kel lets play

[mortal bronze]

okay

[normal rover]

Isn't everything hope chess though?
If everyone plays perfectly, it's a draw

[mortal bronze]

qh5+

[viral night]

wallahi i don't know which one i played u on

[limpid viper]

we are playing on cc this time tho

[mortal bronze]

okay

[torn sparrow]

I dont buy it vro

[limpid viper]

i sent a challenge vro

[viral night]

I swore on everybody's soul gng

[normal mason]

i mean white just gets very active

[torn sparrow]

damn alot of people will lose their soul

[harsh sky]

thats true but Bg6 loses a pawn

[kindred crypt]

@near wren eval went cliff diving 😭

[viral night]

don't ragebait twin

just 1 game

[harsh sky]

while still in a worse position

[normal mason]

well if u ask a super GM they will always sac

[oblique dagger]

Uwu

@rancid osprey i summon u

[normal mason]

and i thought its saying d4

[harsh sky]

i mean id rather be in a worse positon than a worse position down a pawn

[native musk]

There's a nuance, I feel like this word is disappearing from internet

[normal mason]

ok wtf i followed the top engine line and at the end black has knight for 3 pieces

[harsh sky]

yea its stupid

[normal mason]

tbf this particular pawn sac i dont really get

this one is v difficult

[harsh sky]

Qd8 is just easier

[kindred crypt]

the idea is not to move a certain way expecting your opponent to respond the way you want them too...

like "oh if my opponent does this one specific thing out of the hundreds of things they can do then they're screwed"

you shouldn't play with that mindset

[normal mason]

even if i spot all those moves im not trusting myself lol

but i wont

[harsh sky]

also i wouldnt wanna play that endgame

that endgame plays for a draw

[normal mason]

almost all of the moves are super concrete and not very natural

[kindred crypt]

get your dark squared bishop out as your third move and move it to c5

[normal mason]

i mean a knight is a knight

[viral night]

Niko you could play ||Nh6||

[normal mason]

magnus would win with both sides

[harsh sky]

yea but the 3 pawns arent gonna hold likely

[viral night]

or um

[kindred crypt]

that way if the knight tries to move the next move you can take it with your queen, then if they do anything else develop your knight and they wont have time to fried liver you before castling

[magic shard]

Let me know when you're done this game I want to tell you something

[viral night]

You know

[kindred crypt]

generally pushing ur pawn to d6 isnt the move cause even if u werent getting livered you are stunting your own development

[viral night]

Yea i mean Ng5 is tough

[native musk]

It's italian main line tho

[viral night]

it was sadly missed by black

[native musk]

D6 be7

[magic shard]

you guys are tweaking me out right now

[kindred crypt]

wait

am i tripping

can black not just play Qxg5 here

[magic shard]

are you done your game

[viral night]

Yea Nh6 defends yup

[magic shard]

yes

[viral night]

What? Theres no way

[harsh sky]

dor you should not look at <2000 games

[native musk]

Combined iq of 67

[kindred crypt]

LEGIT IM JUST LIKE

[scarlet arrow]

oi

[magic shard]

I'm the only one here thats making it so the number is positive

[viral night]

Qxg5 is illegal lmao

[scarlet arrow]

naah

[magic shard]

@frosty grail

[kindred crypt]

no its not?

[harsh sky]

generational dor crashout incoming

[scarlet arrow]

I have an idea

@magic shard owo

[viral night]

Theres a pawn on e7 and d7

[native musk]

Estrogenuinely why did you put your knight on e1

[torn sparrow]

facts

[kindred crypt]

gng

[magic shard]

is this guy ignoring me just for the ragebait

[viral night]

your line needs to be straighter for me to understand

[magic shard]

yes I have

[harsh sky]

he keeps calling 300 elo hard so ye hes a ragebaiter

[kindred crypt]

okay bro is trolling

[magic shard]

ok yeah he's ragebaiting

[broken hawk]

best chess player currently in the chat?

[native musk]

200 elo is super hard then

[kindred crypt]

i just beat a cheater 💀

[broken hawk]

lmk

[viral night]

How??

[torn sparrow]

what did you want to say bro

[native musk]

I really need to get out of 200 elo

[magic shard]

I don't care anymore if he doesn't know how to read messages it's not my problem

[kindred crypt]

https://www.chess.com/member/yujhmnyhrjdxt

[torn sparrow]

😭

[kindred crypt]

do what you will with this profile

genuinely prior to 500 the only thing i did to get to 500 was not hang pieces in one move

literally all i had to do

[native musk]

Nah vro for 500 you need full positional understanding and 2700 lc puzzle

[kindred crypt]

tbh i still do it just less

[tribal sage]

if you don't hang pieces in one move you get 2000

[magic shard]

the chess gods are hating me today I've received more ragebait in these servers than I ever had

[devout zodiac]

i got that dawg in me

[magic shard]

it's a miracle how I haven't crashed out irl yet

[torn sparrow]

maybe you need a ai to detect when people are ragebaitng and then auto block them

[devout zodiac]

only planes crash

[viral night]

@torn sparrow analyse ts.

[native musk]

That's why Alice likes to start political debates here

[magic shard]

I'm not the type of person to do this

[native musk]

People are slightly too smart to get baited by 1 gif rn tho

[kindred crypt]

what's ur user

[torn sparrow]

stockfish shows qh3 is brilliant we can recognize that its brillaint after gxh3 the own playing move rxh2 is coming to the mind of the average chess player overall its a 4/10 brilliancy as it can be found in bullet just using your brain

[native musk]

Findable in bullet missable in classical

[plain badger]

sup uncs

[torn sparrow]

idt so

[viral night]

I guess we solve puzzles with our brain

[native musk]

You're 100% missing that in 120+67 vro

[torn sparrow]

I find brillancies otb fast tbh

[native musk]

I need visual proof

[viral night]

@torn sparrow 1v1 when

[plain badger]

dont bother wasting your time

[near wren]

hai

🐱

[kindred crypt]

played the guy u lost too on the same 3 minute time control, seems like a brainlet to me keep practicing gng

[viral night]

😭 👋 👉

[fresh totem]

Hi

[viral night]

Bro i lost a game because i kept opening discord on my phone

i mean dogshit position anyway so wtv

[plain badger]

quit chess and be a discord mod

[near wren]

please headpat me

https://link.chess.com/play/cbbzXK

[torn sparrow]

what would you play here as black vro

[viral night]

Im banning you the moment i get my hands on mod

[torn vapor]

Hi

[kindred crypt]

point was the people u are playing are beatable

just keep trying

[dense shuttle]

hey yall, sorry for disrupting the chat just quick question. my daily game notifications suddenly started saying "blank moved their queen" instead of "blank played Qc8." i cant find any announcement regarding this change, i dont even think my app was updated. am i missing an option somewhere in the settings to revert this?

support hasnt even replied to my last issue 2 months ago so idek where to ask

[limpid viper]

okay yea thats enough kel

i can't muster up any concentration

[native musk]

Ts prolly hard

Oh wait

Rd6

Im slow

[dense shuttle]

please could someone at least redirect me to a more appropriate place to ask?

[torn sparrow]

yeah

[shadow notch]

Y’all know the solar gambit?

[native musk]

Idk why it took me so long

[torn sparrow]

I saw it before he played rc2 i was hoping for it

[plain badger]

https://tenor.com/view/dude-uncool-william-the-conqueror-oversimplified-funny-gif-3925950359570277519

[native musk]

Nice

[somber lark]

Vro processes on check capture and threats 💯

[torn sparrow]

lets play blitz bro

[somber lark]

Nah im mid

[torn sparrow]

atleast come 1 bro

[somber lark]

That leads to more

[torn sparrow]

exactly

we will play 50 in the end

[near wren]

i like cat

[plain badger]

lmao

[somber lark]

Vro wants to end me like danya

[torn sparrow]

danya played 1000 times 50ies

[native musk]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-ishowspeed-gif-1290931606264393136

[naive jolt]

Yo

[torn sparrow]

and he had a whole world champion enemy

[naive jolt]

I just drew a +300rated guy

[kindred crypt]

@near wren i was probably winning but i didnt want to think it through and seemed like there was a lot of dangerous squares to move to

[plain badger]

calm down, it can never be that serious

[kindred crypt]

accept my draw cat lover

[night solar]

Thats ass

[torn sparrow]

nice vro

[near wren]

cat

[naive jolt]

Over the board.

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-poses-gif-7620857563775801616

[night solar]

Ying yang ahh

[near wren]

🐱

[naive jolt]

Thx

[balmy python]

30d5 quads or get my $25 back and do nothing all day tomorrow, cant decide lol

[somber lark]

Its that simple, changes happen in small amounts

[plain badger]

that was prolly me osrs

[night solar]

1500/1800 aint hard

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/musashi-vagabond-gif-9629181145410029978

[kindred crypt]

0-1-1 ive lost to you ive drew to you now all i gotta do is beat you

and we'll get the legendary 1-1-1

[naive jolt]

I ain't 1500 weak ahh

[native musk]

Let's try to understand these successive pictures

[night solar]

Yes u are weak ahh

[somber lark]

Meow

[night solar]

2000/2300 doesnt happen unless the 2300 doesnt play for a win😭

[naive jolt]

I mean sure, if you say so. Whats your elo

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/hes-doing-the-thing-the-thing-anthony-mackie-captain-america-smirk-gif-6255179936690840001

[near wren]

bleh

[night solar]

2180

[torn sparrow]

but 1600 2400 happens

[near wren]

i send challeng

[night solar]

Sure it does😭✌️

[plain badger]

this guy has never had a normal picture iicr