#💬〡chess-talk
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no i think thats pretty normal
Grand mother
borat
Crazy
Hey wsp just a newbie tryna socialize, so whatchcu guys talking abt 🔥🔥
i bet we are not the only ones

Ikr
Hah?
this
Who boratoato now
China
will only stop when you stop victimizing yourself
ching biling
Damn 🔥🤯
what does that mean
Bling chling
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
facts
i just lost cus of you guys
chess com app is so weird the pieces are too big
Chess-talk more like general-off topic
💢
you're too niche
@harsh sky do you want to play chess
this shit
Overused gif
thats cringe
💀

Do you play chess with paws on 💀
Obviously


Okay
Zoink beat sonic wave with paws let see if you can become gm with paws
Whats huh in this ?
Awoooo woowoo calling my wolf pack rn to grind to gm
Also why is your banner astolfo's belly 🥀
Trash talk amd clankers probably

No
Hmm future is predicted to have umm have bigger brains
Which i personally don't agree
Then wth is that
bullying is the only reason i play chess
eloshaming people is peak 
20 years is but a blink on that timescale

I know
None of your beeswax pal 
go to church if you wanna socialise
you blundered all your pieces, and then you want to win?
this is a chess server dude talk about chess
@patent patrol you down for an cc bullet adoption match
yeah
my answer sheet in the exam also kinda looks like this
<@&745328830649991179> not chess related and is politics/epstein files
What is socializing
he's married and has a kid on the way

Ayoooo
"TEACHERRR he stole my lunch box"" ahhh energy
don’t kill my dreams
The united states of america
i agree it shouldn't be posted on the chat here
who asked
Me
me
me
u again...
you shouldn't post non chess related stuff here...we have a #😆〡random-memes channel
what
This is related to chess actually, you just can't see it because you are a noob
what a sucker stalled entire game
Thats a mate in two position
ofc u didn't ask i was reading all the texts
why did you change your name
because i like mawile
what is that
people have ruined their brain playing this stupid game smh, minecraft players are much stronger mentally
There’s a spot for #😆〡random-memes or #💬〡general-off-topic this channel is for chess related talks. Don’t make me ping a moderator.
it is technically related

becasue i asked about a member of the server
yes htanks i appreciate it. they were asking me what mawile is, but next time i'll let them know in #💬〡general-off-topic or #🕹〡gaming since this is a pokemon
so it is related to the server, thus allowed in chess-talk
Compare bedwars stats bud
Thank you. Please do better next time.
Omg this is neurolink
And i wondered where all this neckbeard energy was radiating from
Of course. I don’t settle for less either.
Hi
Tuff pfp
sure
As a former Minecraft player you are lying through ur teeth
wanna do rated @kindred crypt
Whats ur rating now?
I havent played you since u were 1600 in the alekhines defense
Hi
Who tf is this guy
https://www.chess.com/member/blacklagoon07
Discover the online chess profile of BlackLagoon07 at Chess.com. See their chess rating, follow their best games, and challenge them to play a game.
Only blitz? Defo an alt
Not titled
cheater? 
nvm hes smurifng
Or that
wait wht
The time management is just kinda wacky
how can u guess it
anyone wanna play chess 1v1 unrated
probably a smurf
well if hes playing well but not enginelike, hes a smurf
Yeah last game was kinda buns so hes prolly smurfing
67
Hy
Ill follow his acc for fun for the next days to see
i mean you can already tell by the opening
anyone wanna play chess
Either he is doing it on purpose or he doesn't care
That weird d6 nd7
yea
can someone teach me chess im 240
thats black lion, but usually youd play it with c6 Qc7
He did NOT do allat
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Rapid: 2161 (2220 peak)
Blitz: 2002 (2086 peak)
Bullet: 1862 (2145 peak)
can someone teach me chess im 240can someone teach me chess im 240 and i just came back to chess after like 1 year break
damn try get 2100 and you can join the big boys like me
Bro, watch youtube, danyas speedruns are peak for learning chess principles
I also recommend RemoteChessAcademy
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Rapid: 2306 (peak)
Blitz: 2416 (peak)
Bullet: 2406 (peak)
thats what ive been doing
i want triple 2k first
At your level, just dont hang peices and you are set bro, wins just come to you eventually
ok
If they play aggressive dont defend, try to attack them in return
sounds good
Ive won many queens when I was 200 cuz they played too many moves with it
How can you screw up the Sicilian this badly? sees white's rating Oh
[Event "TT/2/20/F 1"]
[Site "ICCF"]
[Date "2020.05.10"]
[Round "-"]
[White "Aannevik, Bjarne"]
[Black "Salati, Paolo"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "1194"]
[BlackElo "2310"]
1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.d4 cxd4 4.Nxd4 e5 5.Nb5 d6
6.c4 Be7 7.N1c3 a6 8.Na3 Be6 9.Be3 Bg5 10.Nc2 Bxe3
11.Nxe3 Nge7 12.Ncd5 O-O 13.Nxe7+ Qxe7 14.Bd3 Nd4 15.Nd5 Bxd5
16.cxd5 f5 17.O-O f4 18.f3 g5 0-1
scotch game attract low elos like moth to a flame
yo chat is this game good?
bro that's not Scotch Game
Of all openings to choose to play someone 1300 rating points higher, sicilian shouldnt be one of their choices honestly
i misread c5 as e5 😔
































































1. d4 d5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. Bf4 c5 4. Nb5 Qa5+ 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. Qd2 Nxd4 7. O-O-O Bf5 8. e3 Nxc2 9. Bb5+ Kd8 10. Nxd5 Qxa2 11. Nc3+ Kc8 12. Nxa2 Nd4 13. exd4 Ne4 14. Qd3 a6 15. dxc5 Nd6 16. Qd2 axb5 17. cxd6 Rxa2 18. Qc3+ Kb8 19. Qc7+ Ka8 20. Be3 exd6 21. Qd8+ Bc8 22. Qxc8#
this was a postal game, 6 years for this garbage 💀
alapin sicilian kinda ez to grasp
black was a 2100 rapid 💔
my first win against 2200 rapid also fell for ts 🥀
Oh white was the lower elo
these guys are not real
he got his queen trapped too lol
definitely not bros finest game
nah i see someone in blitz doing this too
2300 rapid is worse trust bro
blitz is at least more understandable
i want my rapid rating inflated
bro lost a piece in 10 moves
i'll just trust ts 2300 is unattainable for me
did you repeat vro
I see no repeat
real greenflower would've found a repetition when the opponent had 1 minute left
must be a fake greenflower game
wdym he just blundered a piece vro
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1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 g6 5. c4 Nf6 6. Nc3 Bg7 7. Be3 d6 8. Qd2 Ng4 9. O-O-O Nxe3 10. Qxe3 O-O 11. f4 Nxd4 12. Rxd4 Bxd4 13. Qxd4 Be6 14. h4 f5 15. h5 Qb6 16. Qd3 fxe4 17. Qxe4 Bf5 18. Qxe7 Rae8 19. Qg5 Qe3+
what is white trying to achieve w Na3and Qc2
He misplayed the opening badly
god knows what 😭
hi guys
my lines against london might be too strong
Woooop
This is a postal correspondence game. You have months to think. How do you lose in 15 moves.
[Event "WT/A/1"]
[Site "ICCF"]
[Date "2022.01.17"]
[Round "-"]
[White "Kastner, Peter"]
[Black "Rooni, Rein"]
[Result "1-0"]
[GameId "CAouEBs5"]
[WhiteElo "2395"]
[BlackElo "2313"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "-"]
[ECO "C78"]
[Opening "Ruy Lopez: Morphy Defense"]
[Termination "Unknown"]
- e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Ba4 Nf6 5. O-O b5 6. Bb3 d6 7. c3 Na5 8. Bc2 Bb7 9. d4 Nxe4 10. Qe2 d5 11. Nxe5 Be7 12. Re1 Nf6 13. Bg5 Kf8 14. Bf5 Bc8 15. Bxc8 1-0
i dont bother prepping against the london
i am starting to love KID-esque setups against it tho
when do you share them with me
How do I defeat a GM? Lol yall told me it meant good morning
they are in a safe i cannot acces them
The game you just played shows your line
you can
its not 1 line
Hi
its like 5 lines actually
sacrifice the queen while being up on time
Had a similar sac once when I was 800 rapid
ts pmo icl
is farming bullet really the fastest way to get to farm gms
Don't farm ever
blitz 3 2 is probably easier
are u scared of the possibility of seeing me in chess.com pool
why are you awake?
who isnt
Nah , I will destroy you
I am adapting to the gameplay
you 
Once I get a good pc, I will get 2800 bullet easy
your 1700 fide bro
its respectable
My counterparts are literally rated 2700-2800 bullet
Interesting, chess has got addicting lol. I can't stop playing.
I bet bro
I'm being fr
wife
what is your rating
You will see, just enjoy the show
I just Scarface the ROOK!
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Rapid: 2306 (peak)
Blitz: 2416 (peak)
Bullet: 2406 (peak)
wdym
the anime came out in 1999. and she was 14 then. so by now she's older than me
ggs
I need more practice with bots on checkmating is hardest part 
did you get adopted
rei is my wife
completely tilted
was 5-1 then i just let it go
no i usually aim to never be adopted
damn i expected you to be better tbh
at the start i was doing trash tho
give me 30 mins
but batter did improve well in bullet
fs
what about rai
yeah i know
ya im def playing way more bullet
i havent played bullet as much
Wow I just checked your profile and it's just 9 losses in a row in 10 sec bullet games
wanna play bullet
did you see the win against the NM
bones is legitmently ass at bullet
No thanks, I dont dabble in debauchery
i like lichess bullet more
I legit got 2400 bullet by playing a meme opening, I'm far from my peak
Nice one, he blundered the fork somehow
Says à man who is currently peaking
Do we play now
okay
actually its very had not to blunder
Check my bullet games
No
even people in rapid blunder my novelty is too strong
what is your rating
i never thought i would be cooked in bullet by batter 💀
So your opinion is worthless
bro just locked tf in
you give me bad vibes ngl
Lower your aura vro, it might affect me too
every letter I type is more valuable than your entire chat output combined
all my fide ratings are inactive now 🥀
:bedge:
my mother told me to say the truth and i said bones thats when she knew i was saying the truth
auraflower
🥶
same vro
oh yeah thats today
960 is highkey boring and ass
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The Opponent Resigned but would you take the bishop with the pawn or the rook?
ok that sounds like a skill issue
rook
damn they still playing
levon was 0/3
true
but he is coming back
they are side by side vro
Why rook
why not rook
I do agree some positions are terrible to play
but I'm speaking more generally here
I’m just asking to know the reason for each one
Hi pro
like 75% of 960 positions i get i have to push a4 b4
magnus 1st and 4 way tie for 2nd rn afaik
past the opening stage, 960 is exactly the same as normal chess
true
vro both are fine i would take w the rook for more active pieces
weren't you just glazing smyslov's 960 ability
and the opening stage is worse because I think familiarity is a powerful concept to keep people engaged
did you mean noob
Is it also because the rook gives check?
its a small bonus
there's a reason you have so many sub 1000s in this disc morphing their entire personality around an opening
you can't do ts in 960
Pros r always humble
cuz he would've been the GOAT
nobody gaf about smyslov
lmao
does this assume smyslov didnt prep alot
magnus said this not me bro
bring it up to him I am simply the messanger
no wayyy
thanks
960 only brings benefit to the one who doesnt prep i thought
he was interviewed at some 960 event by chessbase india and was asked what previous worldchamp would've been the best at 960
bones you down for some puzzle racer
and magnus was like "prolly smyslov"
bro wants the ego boost
yes
Hi
Definitely not the guy that invented the variant or anything 😂
Anyone 960?????
rude
fischer invented it out of spite
highkey fischer is overrated
but nobody wants to admit it
It’s funny cause this was a daily game and I spent 12 hours calculating and seeing if I liked this sequence after Rxe4 Rxe4 Rxe4 and NxQ
how me speak in voice
How not
what are you playing against d4 these days
lowkey bored of everything
nf6
If he was soviet i think people would probably consider him top 10, not top 3
c4
being american prolly why he gets so much glaze
ACTUALLY facts
e6
brother
Nf3
d5
im playing the ragozin currently
give me root for speak in voice(
ragozin is good
damn no nimzo 😔
g3
bb4+
bd2
Bd6
isnt the main line be7
who are you vro
bg2
nc6!!!
0-0
o-o
qc2
dxc4
about 1 or 2 years ago i used to come here alot and i just remember you from back then
rd1
idk re8 looks fine
you were one of the people helping me sometimes i think
whats a good troll opening to play as white if i end up on a bad score tomorrow and just want to troll in my last round game
Is this not just an easy game for white
the point is e5
f3 kf2
errrrm
whats the eval
I would not say it's easy at all
loud incorrect buzzer buddy
did you join that open
idk but white is slightly better
syfm
alright cool line
the dardha system
weird ass name
there was supposed to be a tournament last month but it got postponed and i forgot it is this weekend, i cant get sunday off work so im gonna do the 1 day 30d5 tournament instead of the 2 day 90+30 one
if i go at all, still deciding
bro hates daniel dardha
who is that
you know 0 ball
true
they said i can get a refund if i want but i also kinda just want to play some otb for fun
no
so this guy has his own system
Apparently
let's see what it is
That is NOT dubov
have you heard of the kel system
Is it a retrxured colle
how it feels when ur opponent doesn't resign ;-; https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/164646061210/
































































1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 g6 3. Bc4 Bg7 4. Ng5 e6 5. d3 Nc6 6. Qf3 Nf6 7. c3 Ne5 8. Qf4 Nxc4 9. dxc4 O-O 10. e5 Nh5 11. Qg4 d6 12. f4 dxe5 13. O-O exf4 14. Bxf4 e5 15. Qf3 Nxf4 16. Ne4 h5 17. Nbd2 Bg4 18. Qe3 Bh6 19. Qxc5 Ne2+ 20. Kh1 Bxd2 21. h3 Bf5 22. Rf2 Bxe4 23. Rxe2 Bxg2+ 24. Rxg2 Bf4 25. Rf1 Qh4 26. Rf3 Rad8 27. Qg1 Rd2 28. Rxg6+ Kh8 29. Rg2 Rxg2 30. Qxg2 Rg8 31. Qe2 Rg3 32. Qf2 Qxh3+ 33. Qh2 Qxh2+ 34. Kxh2 [Rxf3+]
i don't understand those words
And people said cc is harder than lc smh
am I the only one who thinks chess puzzles are stupid
who said that
Many people
hmm
wdym by harder
no, you are not the only stupid person in the world
Less inflated
what's the point of them
to get good
u can develop tactical vision by just playing
bro you know sth is going to happens so you can find it
am i stupid or is this just mate in 2??
how do they actually help you
but in a real game u cant
it lowkey depends at the higher ratings chess.com is way more inflated at the lower ratings its the opposite
once you cross like 2400 elo puzzule they start to get good.
not as effective
sounds like a skill issue
pattern recognition
guys??
unless ur doing a bunch of puzzles u don't develop pattern recognition
This I can agree with, because I'm 2300 max on lc and 2400 cc with no signs of slowing down
@torn sparrow magnus table slam in about 2 mins
it's white's move
the point is to do a bunch of puzzles

you have to play 1000s of matches to develop that
super peak gameplay
when black moved, they could of just taken the rook?
it's better in my opinion
Hi
there was probably something on e4
hell no
also are yall talking about basic tactics or super niche tactics
E5
guys I losed 80 elo 😔
Tactics are trash
rookie numbers. keep playing until you lose 200
play more
Whats funny is you cant even sac the queen to prevent mate lol ur just cooked
?
I'm done
I was 1982
now I'm 1904
Yooo
play till you reach 1500
i rage queued and went from 1700 to 1500
I'm not that bad
It's just today I'm alcoholic
keep going
It means you are not 2000 yet
you just don't have the right mindset
well black can play h5, but then Qg5 and THEN he can sacrifise the queen on d2 but it doesnt really help
What's wrong with that
Ayush trying so hard
I could hve bcome but now my exams are there
nah rn, im on a winning streak and at like 1660
what happened to hans hair
He got cancer
😔
I remember a time when I couldn't get past 2580 on lichess and I would keep dropping down to 2400
Im beginning to believe... my senses... i can feel it
bro became vegeta
Same
i believe you can reach 800 bro
he become a Minecraft villager
But in cdc
✊🏻
he looks a lot better without hair
Same man
I was aiming to reach 2k but I got stucked in 1950-80 then I kept losing
niceu
CATS ARE CUTE
nah
Cute are cats
why are you playing so long gamaes
?
do you think its justified
no
Yes it happens when you are not yet ready for the next level, you have you keep pushing and improving, that's the only way
Secret lovers
he looked so chopped before vro
how tf did niemann lose ts
what yourre talking about😭😭
But tbh I don't see more skill difference in 2k players
It's just i make silly mistakes like I k that's wrong move still my hands 😔
I lost 5 winning games where I was totally winning (+3)
wtf niemann is coming back
hans, before he shaved his hair
we missed Rxb3
my goat
hes looking chopped now he has a crazy hairline
how do we not play Rxb3 here
because i suck duhhh xD
Oh wow my chances of winning the game from the start is higher with Sicilian for some reason 💀
wtf is this 90's quality.
TBF concentrating on just developing instead of blundering a checkmate is probably only change that has enabled me winning so much
Well, if I still remember, the difference is that 2k players are more technical
how many matches you play in a day
usually only play 1/2 times a week maybe 5 times a session
AND HE BLUNDERS A DRAW
MB 2 a day on avg
im literally tweaking out
on 10+15 time frame is crazy.💀
That's not the problem in my case.
I just hve to be calm and not haste which for now I'm unable to do
Hi guys I wonder I play with my cousin that began chess few days ago and I try to punish all his mistakes so sometimes I have like very good precision rate that I never have usually , could I get banned for that ? I know that the system of punishment on chess.com can be very quick
Nope
why?
Unless nd until it's fishy
Yeah, you basically have to change without getting worse which is very hard 
it's easy actually
Lemme get finish with my exams then I'll compete magnus 😎
you should try on 10 min time frame i find 15 min is way to long and you are not going to increase your elo that much.
But chess is depressing sometimes 😭
Good luck
What's ur elo on CDC?
CDC?
Chess . Com
Currently 2400, Ive just started playing fulltime on cc recently
Yeah fair! i dont use much of the time diff to be fair so probably right, I do play poker a lot of the time as well though so nice to bave a buffr
Demmm
U hve fide rating too?
Nah
i wish there was a 1 min rapid time frame.😭
But I have a rough idea of where I could be
oh .
for openings u hve ur repertoire?
I use a system
Cool
U should go to otb tournaments
what system.?
Yes I want to compete in an upcoming tournament this month
There is - bullet
Colle system:zukertort variation
Hi
go for it
Noice.
I play Italian, queen's gambit,
And as black Sicilian nd grunfield
The only thing that will stop me is the fact that I'm not familiar with otb gameplay, other than that I will be one of if not the strongest at the tourney
Awesome
let us know how it goes vro
Sure thing
If i am Black i Play scandinavian defense
Same
yh u should practice little otb too.
I don't have people to play with lol
Wanna Play?
I mean otb
same here 😔
But like magnus suggesta play alone
Oh...
there are a lot of ways to train chess with the board
helps a lot
I'm banking on the fact it's classical,so I will have time between moves and hopefully won't miss anything
the fact that its classical makes it harder
I don't even have a chess board
you should get one 😂
chess experts, give me an answer to one question: what the f is this?
-# translation: time's up, but there aren't enough pieces for a checkmate (Yeah, with a rook)
Maybe, I'm just banking on the fact that I am the highest rated online player in my country currently, so I am not scared of anyone tbh 
im going to make a lichess account for tournament prep
what should the username be
show position without popup lol
Fermi paradox
ur welcome
Are you stupid?
3 fold rep?
No he's the one that fell on time
Elaborate please, how does it relate to my take
another win for the streak and another brilliant move, who am i
oh yeah
































































1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 d5 3. exd5 Nf6 4. Qf3 c6 5. dxc6 Nxc6 6. h3 Nd4 7. Qc3 Bb4 8. Bb5+ Bd7 9. Qxb4 Nxc2+ 10. Ke2 Nxb4 11. Bc4 Qc7 12. b3 O-O-O 13. Ba3
i thought he was white 💀
time's up, but there aren't enough pieces for a checkmate (Yeah, with a rook)
dark forest they dont show their country online
You're the one that timed out and white can't mate you
So that's fair
enough pieces for white maybe. otherwise it would have been a win for white
anyone which doesnt want to be prepped against would not their own country on the shown country
I know all the top players online ratings
u ran out of time
why
good luck
do you know every single humans in your countrys online rating
yes
what's kel's online rating
at least 4
Ragebait detected
but yh its likely there are some anon accounts
wdym likely 💀
if its really anon they wont tell u 😂
Like I know the ratings of people who are in the top 10 fide list
well there are
In my country
From your country?
Yes
they are prob not saying their real rating
if they are gonna play you in a tournament
ragebaitflower
I mean i say i am 2000 blitz irl
Wth, like this is way before the tournament
bastbaitflower
seems accurate
Goonbaitflower
Were we going to play?
yes
still
where did you disappear
huh
so are u gonna make it to the olympiad vro
where do you want to play? cc or lc?
either is fine
whats kels cc account
um
Nah, I'm the highest rated online, I get what you are trying to say
bro might be stub and born himself
If I win yes lol
nice
It's like saying there is someone in Norway who might be stronger than carlsen, it's a nothing burger argument
?? lmao
not really
considering there are thousands of people stronger than you playing online
I mean he calls himself god what can you expect
Where did kel go
true
Dawg in my country
hypothetically these type of people doesnt exist, cuz when you invest your time on chess, you'd get the other time to not educate
so you have to earn through it to make a living
check my profile
at the elite level i mean
Make more sense now
there are enough people which do absolutely nothing while being unemployed in every single country living
why would they be so invested on chess to reach the elite level
its a fun game
hello my pirate
Its not fun to reach that kind of level and it comes from dedication
it is actually
do elite level players say that?
Yes
By what margin
A big enough margin
I say it bro
I am a elite player tbh
I have elite ball knowledge
...
I am elite and I say it's fun

define elite player
I'm not going to argue with God
Last guy who did that got smitten
The only bad thing about chess is money, it's only the super GMs eating
Italian?
YouTube
y
Grande
its 2000+ fide, but I dont mean that, like in super gm level
i wanna ask tips mid game
Then I am elite
blud said 2000+ fide then supergm level
my bad
hi zig
Heyy I am new from India
hi
Do you have fun playing chess?
how u
fine
Any body can help me
why do you care about me vro
he sees a genius vro
#NerfHorse
niceu
I asked a question, it's not about me caring or whatever, you can answer it or not
Any body can coach me
well it should have a purpose
I am very thankful for it
100$ an hour
Thanks c5
Be your own teacher
Like do you enjoy it or you hate it
But is there any friend who teaches me it should be easy
fr fr , i need a coach too
who heres 1000+ elo?
but im too poor to buy one ngl
@near wren Me
Job
whats ur elo? :3
YouTube guys, it's that easy
still in school
@near wren 1200
i had a job in school.
wanna play? >w<
i cant im 17
i had a job when i was 14
@near wren Not in mood now
i had a job too when i was 14 but in summer
bleh whyyy
my school is too hard to do a job at the same time
It’s not difficult to balance school and work lmao
@blissful ginkgo what's Job
i study law and economy ...
it brings a sense of honesty and instant feed back which is controlable, so yeah I like it
you mean economics
@near wren I lost to much matches btw what's your elo
Employment
yh
As long as you like that's what matters bro, so just keep enjoying it💪
alright
still no excuse for not being able to balance school and work.
look dmsss
Aight time to head out, see yall in the afterlife
back to lichess discord 
Bro.. the government made me skip 2 years of high school to go to uni
and now i just want to get good at chess
Bro if you want to get good, this place won't help you tbh
You should be on chess.com right now
i am
Playing
Yeah keep playing and you will get good, that's the secret
It's not really a secret
You should also have an ego
mh
Dare to be a GM or even 2800 fide
i can easly beat 10 gm
thats ego?
That's the spirit..?
There we go, you got that dog in you
🤓 👆
Yeah whatever
Nah
So ur soo smart??
scared?
Do you know who I am ?
pure ragebait 💔
Bro name is "god"
nah , but do you know who i am >:)?
Look at my username and you will get the idea
bro , you know how they call me ?
god_the_original
No what?
Sub5
Kratos
so tuff 🔥 
🔥
Oh my goodness save me from these ppl

🙄 ok man . just say that you got scared by a 17 old white boy 🤓
Lift his ego up just to crush it
crush who?
haahahahaa >:)
youre ego 
I am the embodiment of the term "HIM"
Crush the coffee beans
I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER
In toast simulator

Hi girl
god is scared , I've already won from the start
hello
Nobody asked u btw
Hru?
Can someone teach me chess I’m 300
300 yo?
Elo
sybau ...
Guys you wont believe it
Ok
YouTube has some good educational videos
Syfm
great wbu
U can teach me?
Doing good 😊
1v1
Also check the FAQ in #1039982616159465595
Nah I'm 100 elo
Nahh only 1vs0
So playing against yourself?
🤓 👆
Shut up nerd
Im finally 390 elo feels like being on top of the world
@dense spruce yup
...
sure
Hey chat
10 elo more and you'll not have to be embarrassed about ur rating
So?
I am back
wut?
Ur a nerd
yes i am
Being a nerd has been cool since years ago
look in dm :3
fr
I'm a nerd too just trying to win a conversation
impossible whit me
By using ur a nerd as an insult?
bet
Not against me
Yeah i use everything
Can someone teach me chess I’m 300
wish i knew
bruh
I've seen coaches and players do it when analyzing their games, their board color turns a little lighter and they are free to move the pieces
It's impossible
btw you have the name "the man who beats the gods" 
are you a girl?
yea
just move the pieces i dont get this issue
What do u see?
how
yes or no?
Yeah
I think they can also do it while in game
you should be able to
ye ... xd
theres probably some key that u have to press
soo I've already won...
ohhh... i dont think its possible in a game... idk
Nahhh
never thought i will see man with that much balls to handle the shame
but fr , who is god?
like 2500+ elo?
looks like a noobie to me ngl
idk and idc
Hello there
Hii
Yo
wsp
btw I was like 1000 elo before but its been years and I've made another account and currently on 500 elo, any tips to improve faster?
ego
what does that mean
rushdown in the middle game and be smart while doing it
so like play aggressive?
just "ego"
Focus on playing more games, trying new openings, and analyzing games (will require a subscription for game reviews)
I dont understand
nah , just get "ego"
U can use free apps and websites
The self confidence on yourself/ how good you see yourself
you had yours chrushed
hai apro!!!!!!
Yeah
He's making a joke i think
@fierce flint
be the main character
Etal!!!! Heyaaaa :3
no I know that, but how and what do I do with it to improve
how are you owo
Ouhhh it does sometimes, because when our ego is too high we may miss our own mistakes, happens to every chess player tbh
i have negative elo , just because it was too much to calculate ( something like 3200+)
Doing guhhh :3!!! Wbu
youre the main charatcher in toast simulator 
ego and elo
i am doing coolsies owo.. im happy its finnaly friday again
Protogens mentioned
Yayyy, happy to knowww :3!!!
idk and idc
chess is easy bro
any openings you recommend for both black and white? currently I just know the king's indian defense, sicilian defense, colle system yeah I think thats all
Cold 🥶
uhmm..... has something interesting happened to u in da past month
since we last talked owo.....
okay makes sense
some people will disagree with you with that statement
💔
Uhh, kinda of, I've started trying to learn music, like, virtual instruments on Bandlabs, I still suck 😭, 0-0
O_O wowzies
I recommend as a beginner you play a lot of different opening to get a feel for what you like, below 1500 openings don't matter as much as the middlegame
Ur talking too much
Yesss, it's quite fun tho :3
If u see something cool try it
i was top 10 in my country on the game "go"
are u gonna be an underground rapper? 👀
like when i was 15
Omg even the man created chess didn't say that
Only 0 elo are saying that
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I see, and what can I do to improve my middle game?
because I beat him
do a smart rushdown
Tactics and learning how to avoid blunders
💔
I unlocked the 4th dimension just to beat the creator of Chess
3 pawns walking across the board 💀
Ur a narcissist who needs help
So blunder less and take advantage of opp blunders
ego

true ngl
ok
so do I just play more or do I have to learn and study some stuff
Bro why kick me
Shouldnt be all about elo what about ehm yk fun
im just better than everyone else
What is everyone's take on refusing a rematch? BM or no? I got called a poor sport for refusing
As i said need help
What I say? @keen grotto
Anyways ur going to die
they arent forced to
i wont
You'll have to play and study some stuff, find a balance that works for you
alright thanks
Mom plss take my phone awayyy
fatima
bing chiling
Now ur my mom?
YES!
I'm going to kill you tonight
ok fatima sure
Why are you weird
idk fatima
Stop calling me by this name
ok fatima , dont worry
Why not ehm yk have fun and win
It's fatimaezzhra not fatima
ok bro chill
I'm chilling
💁♂️ 🍨
How?
dude look at the gif

I'm blind
Nah I'm stupid not trying to troll u
hi
Hi
sup







