💬〡chess-talk

[sharp falcon]

W puzzle streak

[plain cliff]

THANKS Good snack for chess

[sharp kraken]

What

[quasi nova]

Back to 1800 bullet

Farmed this 1850 3-0

[sharp kraken]

Is that JFK

[quasi nova]

No it's Neil Armstrong

[sharp kraken]

Nah it's Mike Tyson

[floral dust]

that's some HORSE SHI****

I was out strategizing him hard, but too slow hahaha

that's what i get. I have to go back to my speed strat. bro won by wasting my time 😄

[hearty heron]

M3 smh

[quasi nova]

I'm farming

[cedar kayak]

Ggs bro

[sharp falcon]

Weird ahh opening spam

[hearty heron]

Aura chips

[torn maple]

What you people think of this opening?

[hybrid basin]

its okay

[quasi nova]

If I finish my maths assignment early tomorrow I'll just play more lmao

[floral dust]

Yeah, as soon as i swapped back to pressuring him super quickly I won again.
Lesson learned!

[strange portal]

anyone bullet

[neon aurora]

@inland abyss nice game against Vedant1506

[floral dust]

I had a crazy spike since yesterday even though I've stayed stagnant all week. Something must've "clicked" for me I guess

[quasi nova]

It's always fun to be annoying in bullet cause they just flag

[floral dust]

Yeah I try to premove too

as in, thinking what my opponent might do and already having my piece in hand to just plop it down and be super quick

[quasi nova]

Even if it loses me material, if my opponent has like 2 seconds left I'll throw my pieces in unorthodox ways

1+0 has magnificent time scrambles

[elfin sparrow]

thats all i do

[warped osprey]

i love when they offer a trade then i do something like Bxf7+ or Rxg7+ stuff like that

[small pelican]

How to actually beat martin without using the help thing

[elfin sparrow]

i won bc i just threw things at him until he ran out of time

[quasi nova]

That's nasty lmao

[elfin sparrow]

😭😭

[quasi nova]

Your eval graph would give a world class rock climber trouble, keep it up

What TC was this

[elfin sparrow]

is tc time something

[quasi nova]

Time Control

[elfin sparrow]

3mins

ohhh

[quasi nova]

Oh blitz yeah makes sense

I remember when I got hit with the Blackburn shilling gambit like a year ago and got 30 accuracy and lost

[elfin sparrow]

10 mins was not much better ill ss it😭

[small jungle]

Vro fell for the trap

[small jungle]

Crazy

[elfin sparrow]

im skilled

[foggy arch]

Realistic goals can be better 🙂

[quasi nova]

DW I learned it so I never take the pawn again

[quasi nova]

Magnificent lmao

[elfin sparrow]

tyty

[small jungle]

Can I become super gm in 1 year I'm 50yro btw

[floral dust]

Literally same strat. Just move my queen all the way infront of a random pawn of his, to be caught haha

[quasi nova]

Mf 21 and trying to claim pension, chill

Still ragebaited by my earlier game, made the move on the board and yet I still flagged, it was my opponents move when I lost on time 😭

[foggy arch]

Depends if you don't quit or if you have enough stamina

Anyone can become GM but time matters

[floral dust]

I can only play bullet during work. I tried playing rapid at home, but when i lose my queen i get so assmad i just throw hahaha

[foggy arch]

Doesn't matter in chess

[quasi nova]

The older you are the more time it will take, kinda sucks

[small jungle]

It was a troll question vro I'm not that old

[foggy arch]

So i quitted after 2300

[floral dust]

Yeah I guess throwing doesn't matter. It's just a game

[small jungle]

Crazy snail vro

[foggy arch]

I meant losing your queen

[long scarab]

Hey guys

[small jungle]

You might be eliclark level of snail

[long scarab]

Guys I had a question

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cosmic_chesss

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Rapid: 2253 (peak)
Blitz: 2339 (2369 peak)
Bullet: 2406 (peak)

[long scarab]

Is being a fide arena master good?

[floral dust]

Oh yeah. Losing your queen also doesn't matter. It's just a game 😄

[wet hollow]

No

[quasi nova]

"it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me, it bothers me, it really bothers me, IT REALLY BOTHERS ME" type shi

[signal snow]

Yes

[long scarab]

Alr

[foggy arch]

Just when you pay to get a title

[long scarab]

Bcus my friend is one

[wet hollow]

Don listen to the propoganda, arena titles are valueless

[quasi nova]

Vro I started bullet the other day let me glow up

[small jungle]

1400 elo online is very respectable

[long scarab]

Yea

[small jungle]

Ur otb opps might even be scared of u

[long scarab]

I'm trynna surpass my big brother

[quasi nova]

Especially the 600s, they may even beat you

[long scarab]

Hes a 2000 rapid online -_-

And I got cooked 3 games in a row 🙁

[quasi nova]

What's your rating

[floral dust]

Big brudda... nooo

maybe look for another hobby you're instantly better in than him hehehe

[long scarab]

I'm like 400 lol

[long scarab]

ig cricket or football

[floral dust]

bri-ish? kor...

[long scarab]

Anyone wanna play with me?

[quasi nova]

When am I gonna beat dobyvatel vro

[viscid kindle]

hiiii

supp

[quasi nova]

Vro @small jungle I'm higher bullet then you vro

[strange portal]

anyone bullet

[floral dust]

ok one round

[trail trout]

Whats your elo

[floral dust]

i am really sleepy though

[wet hollow]

@midnight shore you were jackson before right?

[small jungle]

Crazy vro

[pastel yew]

3

[foggy arch]

Bro paid money to get a title 😭

[quasi nova]

I'm higher then you and Ha vro this is peak (in 1 TC I'm so cooked)

[floral dust]

@strange portal https://link.chess.com/play/U5uRpS

[foggy arch]

How is this man available all the time 😭

[floral dust]

just dicking around inbetween work calls haha

[quasi nova]

I should get my blitz up to challenge dobyvatel vro

[foggy arch]

Do your work properly

[floral dust]

i did

[foggy arch]

No

[floral dust]

no i am waiting for the next call

[floral dust]

Pay me properly.

[foggy arch]

So focus on that

😭👍

[floral dust]

Pay peanuts, get monkeys.

[glass mesa]

hello

can anyone recommend me gambit

[twin patio]

englund

[foggy arch]

Queen

[trail trout]

Wow

[dawn shuttle]

Can someone explain?

[short summit]

Hi chat

[short summit]

Qb1+

[daring bridge]

we almost out the trenches

[floral dust]

Preparation for a checkmate in a few turns

[trail trout]

Rxb5

[strange portal]

dont work

[dawn shuttle]

He actually did it but I blocked it with the bishop

[coral raven]

yes

[dawn shuttle]

After all I won

[void stirrup]

https://youtube.com/shorts/WnpsWn5LCnA?si=J-qyCu8Trfe2RQFd

[dawn shuttle]

With 59 accuracy lol

[void stirrup]

https://youtube.com/shorts/WnpsWn5LCnA?si=J-qyCu8Trfe2RQFd best game ever

[floral dust]

sorry, in a work call. i MUST work

[short summit]

Oh then just Qxa1 wins for black

[strange portal]

gng why u even on work da goal

[short summit]

That's crazy

Good job

[dawn shuttle]

It was annoying to see this dude winning with 95+ accuracy every single game

[foggy arch]

Got his reward

[short summit]

Feels good to beat him huh hell yeah

[dawn shuttle]

He actually won, I had no chance

Unless I was a hacker too

Gotham would be pleased to review the game

[dawn summit]

I js got my Japanese visa approved so i’m gonna be playing chess in Japan now

[plain cliff]

Just giving tips

[plain cliff]

WWW

[sharp kraken]

Should I eat sand too

[reef canyon]

craziest fking draw i js found

[short summit]

Oh send me the game in dms please I'll look at it if it's legit lol

[stone musk]

..

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[pastel yew]

what if they go up?

[onyx needle]

Hello fishes

[pastel yew]

I get it nvm

[onyx needle]

Bruh it ain't no draw just Kf8

[elfin sparrow]

it looks like a draw

[onyx needle]

But then Kh7

[elfin sparrow]

am i dumb

[onyx needle]

I don't know tbh

[elfin sparrow]

they have to take the rook or lose right

[next trout]

Any 2000+ wanna play 1 unrated blitz

[elfin sparrow]

and then u just push pawns into them

[onyx needle]

No ho lmao it's not s draw Kf8 Kh7 then Rd8 gg

[reef canyon]

its draw lol

[onyx needle]

How tho

Yeah maybe a draw

[elfin sparrow]

oh wait idk

[reef canyon]

if Rd8 then Ra7

[elfin sparrow]

i trust him 😭

[reef canyon]

black's a pawn is gone

[onyx needle]

Yeah thats what I thought

Looks like a draw

[next trout]

Damn

[onyx needle]

What do you guys think, when the 10 pieces table base coming?

[signal snow]

Chess doesn't pay

Unless you are a super GM

[reef canyon]

2x10e87 AD

[bright knot]

why would it go from 7 to 10 directly

that adds an unimaginable amount of positions

[vague hound]

I got a question for yall

If every world Classical chess champion was born on the 2000s

[native musk]

Isn't it currently 7

[vague hound]

Who do y'all think will be the WCC Champion

[native musk]

Hopefully gukesh again

Oh wait wcc

[vague hound]

Yea

Idk tho

[native musk]

I have no idea tbh

[vague hound]

I think Fabiano might win over Gukesh

Cause like didn't Fabiano on 2018 almost beated Magnus

[native musk]

Oh wait i thought wwcc

Does it even exist

Then still hopefully gukesh

[charred parrot]

Hello~ I'm Korean!

[blazing gust]

Who asked

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-successful-another-another-successful-ragebait-black-gif-18435710051418180311

[foggy arch]

Hi I am Indian

[plain badger]

Sup uncs

[charred parrot]

Thank you for your answer

[foggy arch]

Sup grandma

[blazing gust]

hi

[plain badger]

Nah

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> darkaiside2

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Rapid: 991 (998 peak)
Blitz: 417 (800 peak)
Bullet: 493 (peak)

[blazing gust]

i feel like I am stuck at 1090 elo

[plain badger]

Do better

[foggy arch]

I don't think you asked

[blazing gust]

Anyone know how to improve

[plain badger]

Play more

[sweet aspen]

aight

[foggy arch]

Grind

[blazing gust]

Like bro , how to improve

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 1089 (1107 peak)
Blitz: 629 (647 peak)
Bullet: 643 (725 peak)

[plain badger]

Not surprising

[plain badger]

Watch videos on middlegames

[blazing gust]

oki thx :)

[plain badger]

Np

[sweet aspen]

800 vs 1900 and the 800 winning is "not surprising" ok

[blazing gust]

btw , which opening is best for white and for black

When I was 800 i used london , and it easily carried me to 1090 elo but now I think i need to change my opening

[lyric sentinel]

OMG I BEAT MR BEAST BOT

[granite trellis]

senn you are lying

[blazing gust]

Yo just doneled it bro

[plain badger]

This is what you call impressive

[blazing gust]

Cuz i wanna know about tornament

how did it went bro

[plain badger]

Try the English with c4, and move to sicillian as black

[lyric sentinel]

GUYS I BEAT THE MRBEAST BOT 3 TIMES AND IT SAID THE BOT WAS 1100 ELO SO THAT MEANS I GOT 3300 ELO IM HIGHER THAN MAGNUS CARLSEN OMG

[slow folio]

white: Italian opening, Scotch game, Queen's Gambit (might even be Catalan opening)
black: e4 e5 Giuoco Piano game, Sicilian, Caro Kann

[blazing gust]

bro how was ur tournament

[plain badger]

Good for you

[sweet aspen]

still, my feat is impressive, not as much as wtf this is tho 💀💀

[slow folio]

if it works like that Magnus would be billions elo now

[blazing gust]

Which opening did you played

[slow folio]

💀

[lyric sentinel]

Approved by fide btw >:3

[plain badger]

Whatever floats your boat man

[leaden nexus]

back guys

[lyric sentinel]

🥹

[plain badger]

🤔

[foggy arch]

His name is sen ☠️

[lyric sentinel]

Sorry i cannot stand 100 elos like you so ima go against hikaru and magnus now bye 🙄

[true tartan]

Sometimes I think I better than I am in chess and then I see my opponent not take a blundered rook for three turns 🥀

[slim gulch]

[foggy arch]

Don't make spellin mis in a name

[plain badger]

Speak for yourself

[plain cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[slow folio]

yup, Hikaru's in bad shape rn after SCC

[foggy arch]

I don't need to ...You are not the one to remind..thank you

[plain badger]

What tournament is this

[elfin sparrow]

i only notice free pieces the moment i finish my turn

[plain badger]

Oh it's just tt

[elfin sparrow]

and then i sit there hoping they also didnt notice

[slim gulch]

Oof

[slow folio]

Titled Tuesday bro

[plain badger]

Big brain tactics

[elfin sparrow]

hoping has an 100% success rate so far

so it must be

[native musk]

Tilted ass

[plain solar]

maybe he's preparing for Candidates

[slow folio]

bro has the great first 5 rounds but then...

[plain badger]

whut happened with the Dutch?

[plain solar]

classical chess yk

[plain solar]

well, too dubious

[slim gulch]

who's that guy

[plain badger]

damn, what do u glaze now?

[slow folio]

our Vietnamese #2

[slim gulch]

oh cool

[native musk]

Brotein chip doesn't know about the Nguyen Son

[plain solar]

e4 e5 and d4 Nf6

[slow folio]

he was once predicted to be better than Liem

[plain solar]

like a normal human would do

[slim gulch]

did he rage quit after losing 3 in a row

[plain badger]

Well... I support it ig

[slow folio]

but it never happened.

[plain solar]

ty

[slow folio]

idk maybe

[plain badger]

Nguyen ngoc won the U12 champ in 2000 I think

When there was ppl like mangoes, Ian, David Howell, etc

[plain badger]

npnp

[charred parrot]

My Chess Rapid rating is in the 2000s. What should I study?

[plain badger]

You stop playing

[plain solar]

study how to touch grass vro

[lethal briar]

math

[plain solar]

i rather playing endgame down a pawn with a Soviet chess master than learning Math.

[zealous plaza]

Everything

[lethal briar]

my rating 4000 what should I study?

[native musk]

Refine all of your skills

[plain solar]

study how to be human vro

[lethal briar]

oops added a extra 0

[plain solar]

study how to be more human vro

[lethal briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1470732178722787423/shakespeare-gif.gif

[limpid viper]

the disrespect is crazy

[slow folio]

no, Ian won, Magnus was 2nd,...

[lethal briar]

would you rather have 10 million dollars or pancreatic cancer

[rain lantern]

Magnus such a bad player, he is never gonna become a GM let alone win like world championship

[lucid fjord]

https://lichess.org/U2blYHKOw0jW

Guys how do I analyze this game to get some benefits out of it?

I'm white. This is one of my best games ever. I don't usually play THIS well, so I wanna really get all I can out of it

[frosty peak]

Halo-dota (1204) vs. janvt67 (1146)

Move List

1. [d4] Nf6 2. Nc3 d5 3. Bf4 Nc6 4. Nb5 Bf5 5. Nxc7+ Kd7 6. Nxa8 Qxa8 7. e3 e6 8. Nf3 Bb4+ 9. c3 Ba5 10. Qa4 Ne4 11. Ne5+ Kd6 12. Qa3+ Kc7 13. Nxf7+ Kb6 14. f3 Rf8 15. fxe4 Bxe4 16. Qc5# 

[plain badger]

Ouh mb, I have long term memory loss

[twin patio]

pancreatic cancer ofc

[slow folio]

fr he's only 2250

lost to uhhh David Howell?

idek who's that kid

[lethal briar]

i mean i wouldn't consider this your best game if you're 1200 your opponent just lost all his pieces

[plain badger]

Yeah lol, letting this dimitri kid almost catch up

[lucid fjord]

Oh I'm 1200 on lichess, I'm 515 on chess.com

[lethal briar]

oh

[native musk]

Crazy that mvl ian and magnus were all from the same gen

[lucid fjord]

I guess I'm prolly a bit better than that, I stopped playing rated a while ago and I'm winning most of my games

[lethal briar]

i mean you're playing good

it's just play safe and solid till your opp blunders

do you usually play jobava london

[native musk]

That's how losers play

[lethal briar]

what more you can ask for if you're 500 vro

[slow folio]

chess ain't being solid and wait till your opp blunders, chess is about attacking and make your opp feels under pressure then fumbles

[lucid fjord]

Yeah it's my go-to white opening. I've learned to not immediately go for the cheesy knight fork with it tho. I used to do that, but people caught on. Now I only do it if they put both knights out

[native musk]

Yeah

[lethal briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1470732178722787423/shakespeare-gif.gif

[tardy agate]

Nah he is my freind

No really

Bro he is my freind

[slow folio]

just like this position, fools will retreat the knight, wise player will counter-attack by e5

[lethal briar]

i mean retreating it doesn't even make your postion worse but fairs

[native musk]

Vro was winning against ha

[slow folio]

I didn't find the winning line

• I was about to have dinner so just play fast and draw

[lethal briar]

what was it

[native musk]

Rip

[lethal briar]

send da game

[slow folio]

ts move btw

I played bb2 which is a mistake

[slow folio]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/164488862168

[frosty peak]

EliClark11 (1639) vs. ChakmaGambit (2205)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Bc5 5. Nxc6 Qf6 6. Qe2 bxc6 7. g3 a5 8. Bg2 Ba6 9. c4 Qd4 10. Nd2 Nf6 11. O-O O-O 12. Nb3 Qxc4 13. Qxc4 Bxc4 14. Nxc5 Bxf1 15. Bxf1 d6 16. e5 Nd5 17. Nd3 Nb4 18. Nxb4 axb4 19. b3 d5 20. Bb2 c5 21. Bg2 c6 

[rain lantern]

You should always look for checks, capture, attacks

[limpid sleet]

ye din aagye? @lone totem

[slow folio]

it's a development move btw

[fading kelp]

The knight

[slow folio]

my boi prob went gooing with lalion

[quiet glacier]

whats the slit in the bishop for?

[rain lantern]

I thought it was white to move I am so sleep deprived

[limpid sleet]

lalion also .... with him??

[slow folio]

no vro

[limpid sleet]

then its okay

[slow folio]

btw a stupid question, who is lalion

[limpid sleet]

his gf

[mortal bronze]

sleep

[slow folio]

not gf yet vro

[limpid sleet]

oh

[slow folio]

future gf

vro

I asked you who is lalion

😭

how am I supposed to know how does she look

[limpid sleet]

even idk i just know shes his gf or crush

[slow folio]

oh hi kel

[mortal bronze]

hi

[slow folio]

my guy didn't get his haircut today 😭

[mortal bronze]

who

[slow folio]

it's been almost 500 days

[mortal bronze]

um

[slow folio]

Frank (theunitedstrand)

[mortal bronze]

who

[native musk]

What's 25*69

[cloud basin]

i challenge everyone no one can defeat me

[rain lantern]

Some dude who said he wouldn't cut his hair until man utd win 5 games in a row

[olive silo]

ts doesnt mean this

[cloud basin]

Any wanna challenge ?

[native musk]

Ts means this

[slow folio]

yeah

[mortal bronze]

ofc you would know

[slow folio]

btw how's Barca doing in La Liga vro

[mortal bronze]

we play bad but still win because la liga doesn't have any good teams

[slow folio]

Real Madrid: am I a joke to you 😭

[mortal bronze]

they are a joke at the moment

they did beat us in the league though

we are a joke too

our defence especially

[wet hollow]

Lets all laugh at Real madrid 🤣

[deft shard]

Anyone wanna chess

[noble crystal]

@everyone you are stupid

[mortal bronze]

every time i do that they fluke win a ucl

[short kestrel]

i mog everyone here

[deft shard]

no

[shadow obsidian]

new kel pfp ??

[summer gale]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[slim gulch]

[shadow obsidian]

INVISS‼️‼️

[olive silo]

show yourself

[slim gulch]

hi Tae

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mewing-mew-cat-mewing-mewing-tutorial-mewing-cat-gif-495067373805540650

[shadow obsidian]

what’s up

[twin patio]

i also mog everyone here

[slim gulch]

🌙

[olive silo]

reddit humour

[slim gulch]

wait it should be full moon soon

[olive silo]

next time sit up straight while you talk to me atleast

[shadow obsidian]

[deft shard]

Dude said "reddit humor"💔

[signal blaze]

Fu

[slim gulch]

do you have a jawline

[twin patio]

werewolf knowledge

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xxxx xxxx (abrahamhassan)

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Rapid: 1900 (peak)
Blitz: 1463 (1496 peak)
Bullet: 1244 (1398 peak)

[shadow obsidian]

ye

[indigo thunder]

DM me for cheap chess coaching ( im 2700 on chesscom )

[signal blaze]

How cheap

1.99 an hour is good with u?

[olive silo]

show

[shadow obsidian]

no

[orchid sedge]

i can't say

[torn sparrow]

aura

[mortal bronze]

??

say

[deft shard]

Son im crine

[weary yew]

Boom 💥

[deft shard]

no

[wet hollow]

Rip

[slim gulch]

do you have kids

[hearty heron]

Hell yeah

[void tusk]

I watched a gotham chess video for the first time and i have just won my seventh game in a row

[fierce thistle]

does anyone here play chess?

[mortal bronze]

he is stupid

last time he said he got spoiled aot ending

[slim gulch]

that's not nice

[broken flower]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GwghbV-bAAAkgWu.gif

[olive silo]

be careful with ur words u might get banned

[mortal bronze]

so when i repeated the spoiler he realised that he actually didn't get spoiled

or hadn't got spoiled

until i said the spoiler

smh

[broken flower]

Spoiler: Bruce Wayne is batman

[mortal bronze]

it's nice

[deft shard]

Ente

🦆

[wet hollow]

And the fact he doesn't even have a big brother too

[mortal bronze]

?

[wet hollow]

Like atleast I have an excuse that my big brother spoiled me every anime I watched, he doesn't

[mortal bronze]

lmao

he just watched edits and gets spoiled

what a kurwa

[shadow obsidian]

i have 1 kid

[wet hollow]

These tiktok kids

[mortal bronze]

same

[small jungle]

Damn unc

[mortal bronze]

those words are not allowed around here

[shadow obsidian]

[mortal bronze]

don't be mean

[deft shard]

🦆

[mortal bronze]

look you made him sad

[shadow obsidian]

i’m not even that old guys :(

[deft shard]

I have 7 kids

[mortal bronze]

same!!!

they keep calling me old

[small jungle]

How old is vro

[mortal bronze]

because the are kids

they

[shadow obsidian]

they’re just being trolls its okay

[mortal bronze]

it's not okay

[deft shard]

Shocker: old and young are relative words

[mortal bronze]

they should be punished

[mortal bronze]

they are not

[deft shard]

They are 💔

[plucky kelp]

OwO

[mortal bronze]

no

[deft shard]

If ur 30 ur old for kids and young for grandpas

That's just how it is

[mortal bronze]

only my perspective matters. so you are wrong

[deft shard]

Nah only my perspective matters. so you are wrong

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[deft shard]

Me

[mortal bronze]

not very subjective vro

[elder forum]

User?

[shadow obsidian]

365 buttons ahh response (those who know)

[deft shard]

arohi010

[plucky kelp]

Hai kel

[foggy raptor]

What u r username

[mortal bronze]

i do not know

[empty mortar]

Anyone tryna play?

[mortal bronze]

ho torbith

[shadow obsidian]

i’ll play

[mortal bronze]

hi

[plucky kelp]

Hru?

[deft shard]

me

[mortal bronze]

i will run

[elder forum]

I sent

[mortal bronze]

ummm

[empty mortar]

Awesome

[mortal bronze]

oki ig

[empty mortar]

What’s your cc I forget

[mortal bronze]

you?

[shadow obsidian]

[mortal bronze]

secret :3

[empty mortar]

Send me a challenge then

[slim gulch]

didn't you promise to play me last month

[foggy raptor]

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls

[shadow obsidian]

last month 😭

[deft shard]

Dawg

[limpid viper]

i know it though

[plucky kelp]

Okay, if anything goes bad then I hope it gets better

[shadow obsidian]

23

[deft shard]

I only play blitz

[torn sparrow]

https://www.chess.com/member/ayush_831

[small jungle]

How is vro only 2 years older than me and with kids😭

[foggy raptor]

Ts not isreal

[shadow obsidian]

k-on ‼️‼️‼️

[empty mortar]

Why are you here vro

[mortal bronze]

later

[elder forum]

I Play better as Black trust

[shadow obsidian]

i was 21 when my child was born

[mortal bronze]

i did?

[deft shard]

Sure but play blitz

[small jungle]

💀

[foggy raptor]

Hava nagila

[mortal bronze]

i don't make promises so i doubt that

[deft shard]

3 min

[torn sparrow]

I wanted to watch you play kel but sadly he is too scared

[limpid viper]

he is literally always here

[mortal bronze]

liar

[empty mortar]

@mortal bronze I sent

[leaden nexus]

hi

[elder forum]

Ok

[shadow obsidian]

not bad fr

[mortal bronze]

it won't :D

[limpid viper]

it literally just got posted and i knew it before then vro

[small jungle]

Kids at 21🥀

[mortal bronze]

that's not me vro

[empty mortar]

the new discord age estimate depends on the time a person is on discord...

[plucky kelp]

If there's Israel where's Isfalse?

[empty mortar]

greenflower is so going to have to send his id

[mortal bronze]

lateerrrrr

[shadow obsidian]

so ur a kid

[mortal bronze]

um

[small jungle]

I'm 21 vro😭

[empty mortar]

i aired 2 other people because you said you could play

[shadow obsidian]

u said kids are 21

[slim gulch]

what?

[mortal bronze]

let's play some time today

[mortal bronze]

?????

[limpid viper]

nah shrek is gonna be our inside man on the discord teen council he'll exempt us

[slim gulch]

ur old right?

[mortal bronze]

i literally said the opposite

[small jungle]

Oh I meant to say at

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[torn sparrow]

😭 😭

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418090191960277064/1423501313055916052/caption-3.gif

[shadow obsidian]

i’m not old 😭😭

[mortal bronze]

that's not me

[limpid viper]

i will run can be taken as i will play

[slim gulch]

<- you

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-blush-silly-cat-juice-cute-gif-6133838172443289075

[shadow obsidian]

having a child at 21 is normal 💀

[mortal bronze]

i have been dodging him for a while vro. that's why i said that

[slim gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-502-gif-5475879582018608793

[limpid viper]

this was not clear kel

[plucky kelp]

:3

[small jungle]

In medieval ages certainly

[mortal bronze]

it meant that i am running away

[mortal bronze]

your fault

[plucky kelp]

Truly Balls 502 moment

[runic hollow]

can you guess what the opponent played after this

[limpid viper]

no its actually your fault cause everyone else thought you were gonna play

[shadow obsidian]

medieval ages they were having children at 15

[slim gulch]

what about your wife

[small jungle]

Close enough vro

[shadow obsidian]

i dont have a wife

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-i-guess-bro-bro-what-whatever-you-say-gif-16572066316579867256

[plucky kelp]

Rg8

[slim gulch]

how'd you have a kid

[runic hollow]

nope

[plucky kelp]

Rf8

[runic hollow]

no

[plucky kelp]

Re8

[tribal cape]

guys

[mortal bronze]

with his husband silly

[runic hollow]

nope

that pawn was real dangerous man

[tribal cape]

Re7

[plucky kelp]

WAT

[shadow obsidian]

we were not married

[tribal cape]

Rd1

[mortal bronze]

i don't understand some people

[runic hollow]

just took his rook cuz even tho its a queen-rook trade I was way up in material at that point

[idle oracle]

kel did you get to 2300

[tribal cape]

rd1 is

[mortal bronze]

nope. i did fall below 2250 though

[plucky kelp]

I think bro is trying to backrank checkmate with 3 pieces defending the d1 square

[glacial ivy]

Hi

[slim gulch]

hi gay

[idle oracle]

I’m going to get up to 2300 next week

[mortal bronze]

are you close to 2300? i might have to lock in then

[idle oracle]

no but I can probably get there in a few days

[mortal bronze]

omg i need to really lock in

[idle oracle]

I’m 2200 right now

[mortal bronze]

well me too

[worthy fjord]

Why is everyone above 2000 elo here

[idle oracle]

but I can probably win like 20 games and go up there

[shadow obsidian]

the chess com server will be in shambles the day i hit 2000

[plucky kelp]

I'm not above 2000 elo

[mortal bronze]

i think i can too

[mortal bronze]

liar

[worthy fjord]

same forme

[mortal bronze]

you are 2500

[shadow obsidian]

nothing but nerds in here

[plucky kelp]

I am not above 2000 fide elo. It truth

[plucky kelp]

WHAT 😭

[worthy fjord]

Oh

[mortal bronze]

you are i think

wait i have your profile

[worthy fjord]

lol am lowkey dumb

[shadow obsidian]

i’m 4000 elo

[worthy fjord]

.....

WHAT

💀

[shadow obsidian]

ye

[slim gulch]

are you a nerd

[worthy fjord]

i was expecting some 400 elo

[small jungle]

You're very close vro

[worthy fjord]

coz am at 375

[shadow obsidian]

yes

[slim gulch]

What is a chess toaster

[shadow obsidian]

there are some people that show up who are around that level or even worse

[plucky kelp]

Toaster that's chess themed

[shadow obsidian]

he only pops up when hes done cooking

[plucky kelp]

Or I just toast pawns

[slim gulch]

Toaster is the thing that make bread?

[shadow obsidian]

yes

[slim gulch]

i never had that

i just burn it in the pan

[wide garnet]

What's the best opening for black

[plain solar]

nothing's the Best

[slim gulch]

borg defense

[hearty heron]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-10927571649042806525

[plain solar]

even the Dutch isn't perfect itself.

..

[tribal cape]

guys

obviously the caro kann

[wide garnet]

No i mean the opening with most win rate

[plain solar]

Black's opening against which move?

[shadow obsidian]

latvian gambit

[small jungle]

Najdorf

[wide garnet]

d4

[plucky kelp]

Fun fact: protogens are also called "toasters" sometimes cuz... idk

[plain solar]

Oh i know, it's Fool's Mate, if White plays Fool's Mate, Black has 78% wr

[kindred crypt]

Guys, i just beat a FIDE master!!! https://www.chess.com/game/live/164541258264

[frosty peak]

bahamapapa (1931) vs. Definitely-Not-Seb (1945)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nf3 d5 4. Nc3 Bb4 5. Bg5 h6 6. Bxf6 Qxf6 7. e3 O-O 8. a3 Bxc3+ 9. bxc3 c5 10. Ne5 Nc6 11. Nxc6 bxc6 12. g3 a5 13. Bg2 Ba6 14. cxd5 cxd5 15. Bf1 Bxf1 16. Kxf1 cxd4 17. cxd4 Rfb8 18. Kg2 Rb2 19. Qf3 Qxf3+ 20. Kxf3 Rc8 21. Rhc1 Rxc1 22. Rxc1 Ra2 23. Rc3 g5 24. h3 Kg7 25. g4 Kg6 26. Kg3 a4 27. f4 gxf4+ 28. Kxf4 Kf6 29. e4 dxe4 30. Kxe4 Re2+ 31. Kd3 Rb2 32. Kc4 Kg5 33. d5 exd5+ 34. Kxd5 Rb3 35. Kc4 Rxc3+ 36. Kxc3 Kh4 37. Kb4 Kxh3 38. Kxa4 Kxg4 39. Kb4 h5 40. a4 h4 41. a5 h3 42. a6 h2 43. a7 h1=Q 44. Kb5 Qb7+ 

[hearty heron]

Actual ragebait

[plain solar]

yeah, i don't know how White could still win in the Fool's Mate but meh

[small jungle]

Nah vro

I'm srs

[hearty heron]

That user is my past smh

[agile kayak]

i did not notice it was mate until i took the pawn....

[devout zodiac]

i’m gonna say what most people are afraid to say i think einstein was a good guy

[plucky kelp]

🔥

[kindred crypt]

i am so happy!

[plucky kelp]

I can tell :3

Congrats!

[kindred crypt]

thanks

[frank grove]

Who wanna play?

[kindred crypt]

me

[frank grove]

username?

[kindred crypt]

Definitely-Not-Seb

https://www.chess.com/member/definitely-not-seb

[wide garnet]

Why is that fm 1900

[kindred crypt]

idk

[olive silo]

why do u support varca a nd not real betis

[frank grove]

time control?

[kindred crypt]

10 min, 5, you decide

[plain solar]

i will observe the game

[wide garnet]

What do you mean

[void tusk]

man what am i supposed to do when my opponent plays with an accuracy of 96.6 and only makes 1 innaccuracy the entire game. no mistakes, no blunders, no misses, 31 best moves

[slow mantle]

guys anyone here can tell me the main ideas in the nimzo indian for black

[plain solar]

Dang, bro cooked the FM?

[plain solar]

u don't allow e4

[olive silo]

why do you support varca and not real betis

[slow mantle]

as in after the popular moves

[plain solar]

and control center with ur pieces (hyper modern style)

[olive silo]

u have fcb tag

[slow mantle]

like is b6 fianchetto the way or d5 c5 or how

[wide garnet]

Because I like Messi

[plain solar]

you want to delay d5 in Nimzo-Indian vro.

[olive silo]

mid player

[plain solar]

c5 is great in every d4 opening.

well, not the first move

[slow mantle]

no but in the rubinstein i see a lot of d5 being played by black

[plain solar]

then it tranfers back to QGD

[wide garnet]

My favourite player in Thomas Müller

[plain solar]

the spirit of Nimzoswitch is he wants to control center with pieces.

[foggy arch]

Wasg

[plain solar]

if you want d5 then just play it as first move, vro

[small jungle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[glass crane]

<@&745328830649991179>

[harsh sky]

mafia was so goated

[slow mantle]

gligoric

brother that’s like a ragozin atp

i mean a proper nimzo not a ripoff ragozin

[harsh sky]

ew theory

[plain solar]

yeah, the main ideal of Nimzo-hypermodern style is to control center with pieces, at this point i suggest u learn the Grunfield or QID

stay away from the Dutch, it's modern opening but not recommended.

[bleak falcon]

<@&745328830649991179>

[empty mortar]

why is the fide master 1900

FM fraud master

[glass crane]

Lol

[kindred crypt]

idk bro, i wish i knew

[dark lichen]

whay

[plain solar]

maybe the guy play OTB but not online

[dark lichen]

i LOVE the dutch

[plain solar]

well, i used to, but sometime moving on is the way to be mature.

[kindred crypt]

well, at the end of the day, the only thing that matters is that i beat him 🙂

[indigo void]

Anyone wanna play

[kindred crypt]

me?

[harsh sky]

realizing its bad*

[dark lichen]

the dutch is AMAZING though

[plain solar]

it's strong when played the right way, but it requires a lots of tatical understanding. Which is too much for me

[dark lichen]

its very fun

[plain solar]

i agree, but gotta move on somehow buddy

[dark lichen]

i would never abandonm the dutch

[harsh sky]

you should

[dark lichen]

but why

[plain solar]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-guy-chill-guy-just-a-chill-guy-relax-gif-1579445140409713118

[harsh sky]

most people wanna reach 1k eventually

[plain solar]

that's on you, buddy

[harsh sky]

you might be an exception

[dark lichen]

the dutch aint even that bad

[harsh sky]

im all for dubious openings but even i wouldnt play a dutch

[dark lichen]

sure MAYBE its suboptimal, but its fun right

[harsh sky]

🥀

[dark lichen]

but i saw levy play the dutch at 2700 so its still good

[harsh sky]

i saw magnus bongcloud at 3.2k

does that mean its good

[dark lichen]

yes

[harsh sky]

ok 600

[dark lichen]

i mean no

[plain solar]

because he understands the positions. We're not him vro

[dark lichen]

i guess but dutch is maybe a bit suboptimal but its still fun

[plain solar]

i totally agree

[harsh sky]

couldnt pay me to play this 🥀

[slow mantle]

the gligoric is a proper nimzo

[frank pollen]

UwU

[harsh sky]

no

[frank pollen]

Rarr

[harsh sky]

!connect

use /connect

[frank pollen]

Get rrusted

[limpid viper]

bro what happened with the dutch

[frank pollen]

:3

OwO

W<

~<

[plain solar]

i got beated, got checkmated, got humiliated, got anything bad could happen to a Dutch player

[harsh sky]

can u stop being cringe

[frank pollen]

QwQ

[limpid viper]

if thats all it took we could've released you from this delusion earlier

[dark lichen]

uwu?

[frank pollen]

Suck my ^W^

[frank pollen]

UwU!

[dark lichen]

its not the dutchs fault

[plain solar]

i know vro

it's just me

[frank pollen]

:3

[dark lichen]

its okay, but you can always come back to dutch defense!

[frank pollen]

^w^

[dark lichen]

:3

[frank pollen]

X3

[frank pollen]

Haii hru? :3

[plain solar]

maybe in the future, but now nah.

i'm having a break from chess

[limpid viper]

you got ball knowledge for a 599

[harsh sky]

truly

[dark lichen]

im no genius but i dont think its bad to have fun

[limpid viper]

who is playing the dutch of all openings to have fun

[dark lichen]

oh no worries then

[frank pollen]

How are you? :3

[harsh sky]

hey if you like losing, go for it

[dark lichen]

im good :)

[limpid viper]

its not a particularly fun opening and its ass so you won't even have fun from winning

[frank pollen]

Yayy :3

[dark lichen]

its fun for me-

[limpid viper]

i bet you also enjoy watching paint dry then

[plain solar]

used to be for me also

[thin wave]

whats ur yalll rating

[dark lichen]

why so mean :(

everyone has different interests

[limpid viper]

why not

[gentle gorge]

:333333333

[dark lichen]

:333

[vital anchor]

word so big broke my insta

[dark lichen]

wait are you coaching fr?

[gentle gorge]

mhm yus

but im not good

[dark lichen]

2.5 is a bit high

can we do 0.5

[gentle gorge]

yeah i upped it from 2 to 2.5

[hearty heron]

its rosmo

whyd blud dip from our basement

[thin wave]

i will give you my winnings

[harsh sky]

[hearty heron]

too young of a gc for u

[harsh sky]

im not really active in dms anyways

[vital anchor]

25% holy thats like 2 billion people

[gentle gorge]

uhm u probably wont have winnings for a long ahh time

[thin wave]

thats why i need coaching

[dark lichen]

wut on earth

im soo lost

[hearty heron]

who cares

[dark lichen]

can i get a cut of your winnings too? for referring you to this amazing coach?

[thin wave]

okkkkk

[dark lichen]

im thinking 50% something light

[thin wave]

💀 👍

[harsh sky]

i cant afford it now

[dense violet]

https://tenor.com/view/tengoku-daimakyo-uwu-gif-12148119279258394807

Ummm hi

[dark lichen]

nothing too crazy cause obvoiously i respect you

[gentle gorge]

i could coach you f6 englund tho. surely thats worth 0.5 extra dollars

[dark lichen]

hello!

[harsh sky]

errr naw ty

[thin wave]

yesss indeed

[small jungle]

Soller gambit is tuff

[thin wave]

i will give u 5.8rs how about that

[dark lichen]

rupees?

[thin wave]

yessss

[dark lichen]

ummm oh okay

[dark lichen]

thats a steal

[thin wave]

telll himmmm

[dark lichen]

youre giving that money away practically

[thin wave]

🥀 🥀

[thin wave]

is 20.7rs ok??

i am feeling sooo generous

[hearty heron]

boringg

[strong locust]

Hello nerds

[foggy arch]

Won't be anymore cause

[foggy arch]

I am not 🙂

[strong locust]

Hello weeb

[foggy arch]

Bruh

[hearty heron]

cause wat

[strong locust]

Otaku?

[thin wave]

[foggy arch]

Nothing bro :))

[foggy arch]

Ayo man :/

[hearty heron]

u kinda weird icl

[foggy arch]

I know ..it's boring to be normal anyways

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/agartha-gif-4902096986506097408

[hearty heron]

exactly im also a schizo dw

[foggy arch]

High five

[thin wave]

u NM???

[hearty heron]

NMs are mid tact1c no offense

[thin wave]

cm?//

[normal mason]

does anyone have a chessup board

[foggy arch]

Whatever he is ...he will whoop you anywa

[thin wave]

👍

[thin wave]

no shiii sherlock

[obsidian rock]

Hi

[thin wave]

soooo whats ur title

[obsidian rock]

FM

[hearty heron]

flower master

[obsidian rock]

Fatigue master

[next trout]

Man i am so goated

[obsidian rock]

airfr_

karamveer6947

Indian

[thin wave]

ummmm

[obsidian rock]

[keen grotto]

Great! I'm much more of a donkey lately, when it comes to my chess games.

[obsidian rock]

Arena champ btw 💔

[next trout]

Sucks to be you ,can never happen to a great and polite human like me

No self glaze

[foggy arch]

😂😂

[hearty heron]

🥶 the goat

[bleak falcon]

😱🤭🥸😬☠️😑🤯🤥😹😖🤡😂🥶🥵🤫😅😥👽🥺😤

[thin wave]

how he felt after that msg

[foggy arch]

Another mental patient like me

[small jungle]

@torn sparrow didn't know u had a master vro

[hearty heron]

u need 1850 fide for that right @torn sparrow

[next trout]

I am the cold goat

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cosmic_chesss

This is the Chess.com profile of cosmic_chesss. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2253 (peak)
Blitz: 2339 (2369 peak)
Bullet: 2406 (peak)

[thin wave]

wanna play a adoption match??

[hearty heron]

didnt i say stop peaksitting like 10 hours ago

[hearty heron]

i only do adoption matches against @wet hollow and greenflower

[idle birch]

which is better, 1000 elo on rapid or blitz?

[next trout]

Blitz

[foggy arch]

1000 blitz is like 1400 rapid

[thin wave]

why, are the ezzz?

[idle birch]

8457walterwhitefalling

[open hinge]

Bruh no

[next trout]

Exaggerated 1100-1200 blitz is 1400 rapid

Even 1300 is common for 1400 rapid

[hearty heron]

?

[foggy arch]

I donno cause I was never a 1000

[signal snow]

How about 2300 blitz?

[next trout]

Don't know

[open hinge]

What's the highest rapid? 2700 what's blitz? 3400

[next trout]

Rapid is 2942 i think

[hearty heron]

highest rapid held by manu david at 2900 smt

[vital anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-ohio-ohio-speed-gif-15535319664773406193

[hearty heron]

blitz is like 3450 or smt highest reached by naka

[next trout]

Let me just check it

[open hinge]

Currently 2966 but blitz +400

[hearty heron]

yeah around that and bullet is 3550 im never reachingthat fck 💔

[next trout]

Rapid is 2966 blitz atm us 3330 but it has been 3410 before and bullet is 3533

[hearty heron]

hikaru had 3454 peak after farming me and some random guys

[olive silo]

Disgraceful

[next trout]

Yea he tilted

[hearty heron]

holy shit

https://www.chess.com/game/164544668516 19 move win 💀

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-10927571649042806525

[bleak falcon]

Magnus could just farm a 3450 hikaru and hit 3600

[next trout]

Magnus went 3400 once not enough people to farm and he doesn't play as much as hikaru does

[signal snow]

He ain't farming Hikaru

[signal oasis]

won this lmao

[coral raven]

medusa gambit

[signal oasis]

magnus cant farm hikaru and hikaru cant farm magnus , what's this glaze 😭

[signal oasis]

how did you know that 💀

[next trout]

Yea

[coral raven]

cause i know

[near dome]

Nice

@hearty heron yo can I just beat you and tell that I have won against a titled player 🤑

[foggy arch]

Statement and question at the same time

[bleak falcon]

alireza beats hikaru
magnus beats alireza
magnus farms hikaru

[signal oasis]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat

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And I beat all of them

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UwU

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Not in chess

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Wsp furry who sucks at chess

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Hai ✌️

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Wait i didn't notice your username

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Wait wrong emoji

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✌️*

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I see a jew

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There we go

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https://tenor.com/view/the-big-leagues-the-big-leagues-are-calling-gif-15928249687245233098

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😂

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Hai ✌️

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W film adaption of the game
8/10, mysterious apt ending

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Oh it has a movie

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What's the name

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Idk the game name too

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exit 8

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I just have heard about the game

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Guys I think the netflix series Squid Game is a great netflix adaptation to the "Roblox squid game squid game red light green light squid game Geong-Sun" game on roblx

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i hope roblox goes bankrupt

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First cross xountry chess competiton, I got 4th place out of 560

I'm happy as nuts

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congrats!

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Ty!!

Vienna and caro-can

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W

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Chessly is the best website for this

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I don't really hope roblox goes bankrupt. I just hope they lose enough money that they go like "hmm maybe our ideas were wrong"

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I recommend it for everyone

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Anyone play?

[white coral]

I'm ass at online chess

Otb chess is much better for me

So no sorry

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i would love if that happened, but i feel like its very low, i think they will always continue to be greedy, unless a new ceo comes maybe

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ok

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i dont play chess

[white coral]

Bruh

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im just here to feel like im involved

[wet hollow]

You lwky never adopted me (this year)

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is 1000 elo rapid good enough?

[dark lichen]

thats pretty good

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I like watching movies, they distract me from reality

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Not the best, but you re getting there

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glad to hear that

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thanks

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is that krishna

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Welcomr

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nahhhh

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we never played bropstein

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what does this image mean though

[wet hollow]

You may not remember but we actually did play