💬〡chess-talk

[timid hull]

Why is it better to capture with the knight instead? Wouldn't it be better to develop the bishop?

[floral dust]

my best rated mode

[tribal cape]

why lasiee

[timid hull]

Is it just cus they push the bishop back?

[mortal bronze]

what exactly did you get spoiled about

[frank grove]

Who wanna play?

[floral dust]

what's ur bullet elo 960 elo?

[tribal cape]

me

[frank grove]

username?

[foggy arch]

Die instantly

[tribal cape]

sending

[plain solar]

i'm unrated in 960 bullet, unc

[lethal briar]

Die instant

[floral dust]

that's worse than meeee!!!! el oh ellll

[tribal cape]

ChessIsMyMiddleNameNoCap

urs?

[plain solar]

i love seeing my unc being happy

[tribal cape]

whats yours

[lethal briar]

unc is uncle and cle is cle so uncle

[frank grove]

same as profile name

[foggy arch]

Ok cle

[tribal cape]

send me friend request

[lethal briar]

[frank grove]

Japanese

[timid hull]

I feel like this isn't that brilliant

It's an obvious fork

[lethal briar]

it's just a top engine move which gives up material so the system will make it brill

[frank grove]

Accept?

[timid hull]

That's dumb

[tribal cape]

i cant play now

[lethal briar]

i mean you cannot make it better than this

[tribal cape]

i accpeted the request

[frank grove]

anybody want to play?

[worn dock]

I BEAT @tired bane IN A ALLEGRO GAME!

[lethal briar]

Allergro?

[lethal briar]

i can do unrated blitz bullet or 10

[tired bane]

i lost on time when he had a knight :(

[strong locust]

Bro this 3000 moved 44 times in 6 seconds
Impressive speed
Not accuracy tho as u can see

[frank grove]

Lets play blitz?

[lethal briar]

isee him doing the discord message on his phone and pulling up stockfis

[lethal briar]

AstartexD

[plain cliff]

The engine is dumb anyways

[lethal briar]

44?

what did he do 🥀💔

[strong locust]

Yea

[peak pawn]

u guys are so lucky to have ppl to play otb. Last time I played otb was in 2024

[strong locust]

Probably 3000 coz of 10 sec chess
This is 1 min tho

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cosmic_chesss

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Rapid: 2245 (peak)
Blitz: 2339 (2369 peak)
Bullet: 2406 (peak)

[frank grove]

Accept?

[plain cliff]

Real I never play otb (have no friends)

[lethal briar]

i accepted yo friend req

[strange bobcat]

why not jsut draw

[peak pawn]

I have friends but they dont like chess

[frank grove]

Accept challenge?

[onyx needle]

Sup humans

[lethal briar]

wait

[plain cliff]

Sup alien

[lethal briar]

that's rapid

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aemy De Vos (lasieeee)

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Name: Aemy De Vos (lasieeee)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2088 (2098 peak)
Blitz: 2597 (peak)
Bullet: 2491 (2498 peak)

[onyx needle]

[plain solar]

yes, yes, we saw ur ratings vro, no need to flex again 🙏

[frigid ore]

anyone want to coach me

[onyx needle]

I need 40$/hr

[frigid ore]

wth

[frigid ore]

AWWW THATS SO CUTEEE

[onyx needle]

What a cute car

[plain cliff]

I love samoyeds

[onyx needle]

I'd mog u in bullet

[twilit crater]

Anyone match?

[dull dove]

me

[plain cliff]

Ye sure lil vro

Id mog you in EVERYTHING

[twilit crater]

Id

[dull dove]

give youre chesscom user

[onyx needle]

Yes

[twilit crater]

Iyas-b

[dull dove]

sent

[plain cliff]

Whats ur bullet elo

[floral dust]

what's YOURs?

All my ELOs are low except one hahaha

[plain cliff]

2491

[floral dust]

wow ur SOME gamer

[foggy raptor]

600 ish rapid

[plain cliff]

Yuhuh i tryharf

[dull dove]

why so bad tho

[twilit crater]

One more game

[frank grove]

Let's play?

[twilit crater]

Ok

[twilit crater]

My user

[strange bobcat]

tryharder in real chess

[autumn dagger]

[frank grove]

username?

[plain cliff]

Real chess?

[foggy arch]

I think he meant life

[plain cliff]

Oh

Like minecraft?

[foggy arch]

Tf

[shell sky]

Chess.com staff, knowing that almost 6 out of 10 games are against cheaters.

[plain cliff]

How are there even so many cheaters 🥀 cheating in chess is crazy

[strange bobcat]

like blitz or at least rapid

[tribal cape]

ikr

[plain cliff]

But but but but thats hard 🥹

[strange bobcat]

arent you tryharding tho

[plain cliff]

Wait ur right

I gotta lock in

I played a lot of blitz, just not rlly rapid

[shell sky]

Bro, they got nothing out from it.

But you will never catch the tactical situation cheater.

Playing on the same level, then all of sudden making 2-4 best moves. 😂

[edgy chasm]

yo wyl

[blazing gust]

99.6
FINNALY after 100 of games

[plain cliff]

Fr, I mean if they cheat in a money tourney id get it but atp theyre just cheating for the love of the game bru

[strange bobcat]

yo who are you tho

[small jungle]

He's my brother from Jamaica vro

[plain cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240110775130128404/1470739279364882587/togif-2-2.gif

Gj unc

[blazing gust]

me not unc

[floral dust]

damn, bro's ELO is 99.6?

that's even worse than me 😭

[blazing gust]

Guess guess !!!!

[plain cliff]

Ye you are i just declared you one

[blazing gust]

ok

[plain cliff]

[strange bobcat]

a brother from another mother

[lethal briar]

my elo is 65

[blazing gust]

Bro do you lack , mutual understanding?

[floral dust]

[fleet marten]

[shell sky]

But i believe its also a devils circle. Most people will start Cheating, after realising they played 50 out of 100 Games against cheaters.

You loose time and elo ...

[floral dust]

hahahaha, oooh you fellas are a CHEEKY bunch 😄

[blazing gust]

your pfp so good

[fleet marten]

Ty bro

[timber badge]

haha

[blazing gust]

welcome

[lethal briar]

this guy plays the najdorf sici

[timber badge]

thats me

[tribal cape]

[plain cliff]

My elo is 67

[blazing gust]

yeah so?

[plain cliff]

Hehehehehehe

[lethal briar]

unique

[tribal cape]

[lethal briar]

this is my first game against najdorf

[plain cliff]

Holy he knows peak

[blazing gust]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-how-bro-felt-after-how-bro-felt-lion-tuff-aura-sigma-gif-2356317619443418025

how bro felt after saying 6 7 meme in big 2026

[tribal cape]

[tribal cape]

I KNOW PEAK

[blazing gust]

did i ask

[timber badge]

6 7 in this economy

[plain cliff]

WE ALL using 67 in the small 26

[strange bobcat]

im in me prime rn @timber badge

im just kind of cooked when its black

[blazing gust]

https://tenor.com/view/vales-vales-who-asked-valentin-schirk-gif-20397414

[floral dust]

https://tenor.com/uSKw.gif

[plain cliff]

"Me prime!"

[floral dust]

man people here really hate bullet newbies 😄

[tribal cape]

well u found the guy

[strange bobcat]

its like 67 to you

[tribal cape]

shut upp

[worldly sigil]

Anyone wanna play?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thefishonthehunt

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Rapid: 1626 (peak)
Blitz: 1245 (1276 peak)
Bullet: 1220 (1312 peak)

[floral dust]

https://tenor.com/mjWH6qF84Hx.gif

[tribal cape]

bruv

how old are u

10-11?

[floral dust]

6 7

https://tenor.com/bWHKO.gif

[tribal cape]

ur 10 years old

[strange bobcat]

6-7 years older

[floral dust]

I WISH

[tribal cape]

how old the 9?

[foggy arch]

He's 100

Spending his last moments

[plain cliff]

Uncs ragebait is phenomenol

[foggy arch]

Let him enjoy

[tribal cape]

ay thats my elo

[shell sky]

How old are you? 11?

[floral dust]

Holw old are you? 12?

[tribal cape]

78

[plain cliff]

67

[deft shard]

💔

[next trout]

I am the goat

[deft shard]

no

[next trout]

Yes

[tender burrow]

anyone wanna play me ?

[tribal cape]

no ur god but the word in reverse

[dull dove]

me

[next trout]

Can't start laughing

[tribal cape]

rating?

[tribal cape]

like i care

[tender burrow]

510 rapid 620 blitz hah

[plain cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-saying-that-gif-2288717594196978123

[tender burrow]

newbie

[tender burrow]

Sprinklesgreudeucis whoever wanna play me 10 min rapid

[dull dove]

im also a newbie letsplay,

[tribal cape]

no wait ur a goat

so ur an animal

[foggy arch]

Still you choose your name like th

[wet hollow]

@mortal bronze is that your ches.com pfp?

[tribal cape]

@next trout maybe u should work on ur chess skills

[mortal bronze]

yeah

[floral dust]

oh. I'll spend my time 'baiting alright

[plain cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/901873310126718977/1381942988170858527/ezgif-268c5e70a263a1.gif

[next trout]

He isn't good at ragebait

[tribal cape]

I'll help

[harsh sky]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[plain cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1453447281985454081/1470848335945662474/togif.gif

[harsh sky]

ok im sorry

[rose bough]

does anyone have under 700 elo rapid here-

[plain cliff]

Thats what i though4

[rare pendant]

I do im pretty sure

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-edit-analog-horror-phonk-gif-3349401281762803381

[plain cliff]

Yeah me

[harsh sky]

no me

[plain cliff]

No ME

[next trout]

@harsh sky

[tribal cape]

me

[rose bough]

ru u guys willing to join my dc chess server?
it's fine if no

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nf3d5e4

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Blitz: 599

[harsh sky]

im the realest 599 elo

[floral dust]

no, this is a solo mission

[plain cliff]

No i am

[harsh sky]

nuh uh

[torn sparrow]

When did this chat become Soo weak

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aemy De Vos (lasieeee)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2088 (2098 peak)
Blitz: 2597 (peak)
Bullet: 2491 (2498 peak)

[subtle folio]

guys can someone help me get better at chess rapid?

[harsh sky]

not even 599

[floral dust]

woah, is this THE magnis Charlson i've heard so much about?

[harsh sky]

nub

[rare pendant]

swear ngl

[rose bough]

uh so who wants to join my chess server-

[rare pendant]

sweat*

[plain cliff]

Cheese champignon magnoose corlson

[timber badge]

we should play

[harsh sky]

play Nf3 d5 e4

[rose bough]

kk I'll take that as nobody

[timber badge]

nah nf3 d5 c4 d4 is just 1-0

[floral dust]

I have only see him on the Rogan show where he was a bit bizarre and this rage clip of him being cranky like a toddler

[harsh sky]

Nf3 d5 e4 is

[floral dust]

https://tenor.com/tuYM5syx1jI.gif

[harsh sky]

goated opening

[plain cliff]

He looks so good with the mustache

[timber badge]

magnus is on his dad arc

wait he actually is

💀 💀

[plain cliff]

😭

[timber badge]

i forgot for a sec

[floral dust]

christ. Imagine being his kid and he bullies you to learn chess. Hope he doesn't ...

[worn geode]

34 games on your acc and 14 blitz games you might be the fakest 2597 of all time

no games since 2024 💔

must be a lichess main

[timber badge]

i doubt he will encourage his kid to be a chess player

[timber badge]

lmfao

[worn geode]

he should make his child play go

[floral dust]

noice

[worn geode]

and bring the first good white player to the go scene

[floral dust]

i have a GO boardgame at home, but my wife doesn't want to play with me

[fast pivot]

Alrigh

Who timed out me

Show yourself witch

[cloud hazel]

Hi give me permission to open screen

[plain cliff]

And i highkey quit a year ago 😭

[timber badge]

whats go

[worn geode]

how do you not know go

[timber badge]

i never played

[timber badge]

cap btw

[worn geode]

i mean the rules are extremely simple

[timber badge]

no 2300+ can quit chess

[timber badge]

oo

seems like shogi

[worn geode]

shogi is closer to chess

[cloud hazel]

@hexed ridge bjh13

[deft shard]

Yes

[worn geode]

go is a different ball game

[deft shard]

Not at all

[cloud hazel]

Hi give me permission to open screen @hexed ridge

[hearty heron]

Fu-

[gentle stirrup]

my dih got stuck in the washing machine

[foggy arch]

Calm down brother ! Some People in the world will always be like tis

[gentle stirrup]

It was 2:43 a.m. I was shirtless, sockless, and senseless. Laundry night. I tossed my hoodie, my anime boxers, and 47 unmatched socks into the washing machine. But then... I dropped it. My prized possession. My veiny dih.

[hearty heron]

Bro they gonna check our schoolbags from now on

[foggy arch]

Break it apart and free yourself

[plain cliff]

True ive actually been playing under my synonym Magnus Carlsen

[worn geode]

check for what twin

[foggy arch]

What

[wet hollow]

you lucky plns in ts chat

[worn geode]

synonym 🥀

[worn geode]

replying to ts

[hearty heron]

Guns/pistols/drugs

[plain cliff]

Haha thats so funny! I burp, as my belly starting expanding-

[hearty heron]

Last Friday a teacher got shot

[worn geode]

oh nah

[plain cliff]

English is my 4th language cut me some slack

[worn geode]

what country

[hearty heron]

Spin wheel mf

[foggy raptor]

Where do u live that ppl have ts on them 🥀

[hearty heron]

Azerbaijan smh

[plain cliff]

Netherlands

[foggy arch]

They expect to check that in bags of who haven't completed highschool whaa

[foggy raptor]

The heck?!!

[worn geode]

not u

[wet hollow]

I did and it got to s

[gentle stirrup]

A limited edition, 12-speed, glow-in-the-dark, Bluetooth-enabled dih. Family heirloom. Passed down from my great-great-granduncle who once fished it out of a river during the Napoleonic Wars. I panicked. Instinct kicked in. I reached in. Too deep. Too fast. I was deep in Whirlpool hell

[worn geode]

but why do you know 4 languages at netherlands

[plain cliff]

Oh 😔

[worn geode]

what where the two in between

[hearty heron]

15-16 year old shot a teacher with a shotgun for hunting 4 days ago

[plain cliff]

Frisian n my dad is german

[foggy raptor]

Is g&ns legal there

[hearty heron]

Hell no

[worn geode]

no one is smuggling a shotgun to school in a bag

[foggy raptor]

💀

[foggy arch]

Atleast he got his revenge..

[worn geode]

i dont even know what frisian is
thats kind atuff

[foggy raptor]

Where did blud get it

[hearty heron]

Istg bro I won't sneak a phone ever again cuz of this

[wet hollow]

wtf

[worn geode]

man wtf are you saying

[hearty heron]

Parents probably

[wet hollow]

Gng wtf???

[foggy raptor]

Is pewpew legal with a license

[gentle stirrup]

I tried to pull it out. The machine clicked. The drum rotated. I screamed in ancient Latin. My dog barked once and left the room, ashamed. My phone was just out of reach. All I had was my willpower, a can of Axe body spray, and a half-eaten Hot Pocket.

[hearty heron]

Yes

[foggy raptor]

Oh

[foggy arch]

I am jkin chill

[gentle stirrup]

Minutes felt like hours. I tried to reason with the washer. Pleaded. Sang to it. Promised I'd use fabric softener next time. Nothing. My dih was still stuck. I was defeated.

[plain cliff]

Its the language from the province i live in lol, only like 400k ppl speak it... heh... you could say im kinda tuff...

[foggy raptor]

I have my phone in my pocket even in school lol

[gentle stirrup]

Then I remembered: the emergency drain flap. I kicked it open with the force of 1000 Reddit upvotes. Water gushed. Sparks flew. My dih shot out like a torpedo, smacking the wall with a wet thud.

Silence.

I cradled it in my arms. My dih. My slippery, resilient dih.

Never again.

[foggy arch]

Bro carry some salt in your bags !! In some like packets

[storm summit]

You’re from the Netherlands?

[foggy raptor]

R u dutch?

[hearty heron]

They gather the phones here bruh shit ass liceum

[foggy raptor]

What is ts 🥀

[gentle stirrup]

follow the replies

[worn geode]

this guy just saying nonsense 24/7 icl

[mortal bronze]

learning openings is so boring

[plain cliff]

Yes and yes to the other person

[foggy raptor]

Smh my teachers dont gaf abt my phone (unless snitches tell em(

[foggy arch]

Less nonsense than you actually

[hearty heron]

I thought they found my phone yesterday dudes searched our entire bags and found my power bank

[floral dust]

the hell?

[worn geode]

you are literally an alt

[storm summit]

Is the climate and weather there good

[worn geode]

sybau

[foggy raptor]

So do u go home after school or what

[foggy arch]

Alr frog

[plain cliff]

It is ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT

[gentle stirrup]

whrre

[worn geode]

cannot be worse than southeast asia

[storm summit]

Netherlands

[gentle stirrup]

where is that

[foggy raptor]

Is it this one https://news.az/news/-teacher-critically-injured-in-school-shooting-in-baku

[broken flower]

Racist

[hearty heron]

Yeah its this

[gentle stirrup]

🔥

[floral dust]

Swiss Cheesed Asia...

[foggy raptor]

Hell nah

[worn geode]

💀

[mystic burrow]

hello mother fkers

[foggy arch]

Holy lord

[broken flower]

https://tenor.com/view/corgi-smirk-dog-gif-6147330867794407822

[foggy arch]

Take a glass of water

[hearty heron]

Tell y'all what in that school where the shooting was I gave SAT exam

[storm summit]

Near France, borders Germany and is near Britain

[storm summit]

Basically Western Europe

[broken flower]

Is it inside Belgium

[mystic burrow]

yes, take a glass of water and go dive in it

[storm summit]

Borders it

[broken flower]

No netherlands is part of belgium

[foggy raptor]

Learn geography blud

[foggy raptor]

What is ts 🥀

[storm summit]

Perma 30°C and rain spam 😭

[broken flower]

Please get ragebaited

[gentle stirrup]

i know geography quite well

[hearty heron]

It's actually not outside smh it's in a classroom

[foggy arch]

Tf

[foggy raptor]

Nahhhhhhh

[broken flower]

Belgium greatest country in Europe

[gentle stirrup]

shithole

[foggy arch]

In which state is kolkata in India

[hearty heron]

Not the first time happening in that same school too 💀

[broken flower]

Mumbai

[foggy raptor]

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world

[foggy arch]

Wronggg

[gentle stirrup]

uhh

[foggy raptor]

What even is that school

[foggy arch]

Tf you mean it's a city

[broken flower]

I am indian vro i know my country well

[foggy raptor]

Tamil nadu?

[hearty heron]

Chennai?

[foggy raptor]

What do they make dosa out of?

[gentle stirrup]

why does india exist bro 🥀

[broken flower]

Onion

[plain cliff]

Belgen zijn geen ras 🎉

[foggy arch]

You are Indian? And you said kolkata is in Mumbai? Man ..get a reality xheck

[foggy arch]

Nah man

[mellow kestrel]

Is anyone from india above 2000

[foggy arch]

Nope

[foggy raptor]

AS SMART AS THE 67 KIDS

[gentle stirrup]

nvm shouldnt have said that in a chess server

[hearty heron]

Nah

[broken flower]

Bro i got brahmin caste trust me

[wet hollow]

Bro wants me to stop existing

[hearty heron]

Yeah that name is unacceptable

[foggy raptor]

Get outt

[foggy arch]

So that asses like you can be wiped out

[gentle stirrup]

indians keep fighting amongst themselves

[hearty heron]

Guess what @wet hollow

[gentle stirrup]

they will prolly wipe emselves out

[desert kestrel]

A day in my life

[foggy raptor]

Tbh india is chaotic partially cuz of the brits

[foggy raptor]

Get outtttt

[wet hollow]

So does the entire fcking world, should the world stop existing?

[edgy chasm]

what

[wet hollow]

What

[edgy chasm]

predicting the what

[hearty heron]

Absolutely nothing

HOLY SHIT THE PEAKEST TRACK OF ALL TIME

[limpid sleet]

@marios brotha u remember me 🥺

U gave me a goal last time to get 2000+ ig and I did it.

Can u plz gimme another goal for this year

[hearty heron]

@wet hollow rate bruv

[gentle stirrup]

china has a high population, is very organised , had a worse starting point than india

[wet hollow]

What track?

[foggy arch]

Get to 3k

[proven wave]

Hi

[hearty heron]

Spotify smh

[limpid sleet]

bro...

[wet hollow]

@proven wave this guy lwky getting off topic/political

[proven wave]

Pls keep it chess related here

[gentle stirrup]

only indian food should exist 🙏

[wet hollow]

Now I could argue but id rather talk about chess 🥱

[gentle stirrup]

aight

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/an-iq-too-high-raven-crow-tiktok-gif-3869671553367641450

[hearty heron]

I got 20 mins left till another lesson stay smh

[wet hollow]

Send me the track

[hearty heron]

Who summoned shotgunflower

[plain cliff]

Absolute peak

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-dafoe-poses-gif-7620857563775801616

<@&745328830649991179> disturbing + cannibalism

[mellow kestrel]

Can anyone teach me I am 1800

[tender burrow]

wdym teach u bro ur 1800 im 600 hah

[rose bough]

LOOKING FOR UNDER 1K RAPID PEOPLE TO JOIN MY CHESS DC SERVER... it rly lonely rn 🥀

[wet hollow]

Thank you greenflower, I was deeply offended by that

[hearty heron]

The city needed greengreenflower

[rose bough]

plezyplez some1 joinnn

[plain cliff]

QOAH

[rose bough]

my poor chess server with 5 ppl ;-;

[tender burrow]

can anyone tell what openning i should be rocking for both white and black as 600 elo?

[plain cliff]

MY BAD I SAW IT IN ANOTHER CHANNEL HERE LMFAO

[plain cliff]

London system

[foggy raptor]

Where do i register fide elo in vietnam

[twin patio]

bruh why did you remove it, it was a good meme

[rose bough]

WAHHHH SOME1 JOIN ME SVR

#Magnuscrashout

[plain cliff]

Im scared

[tender burrow]

it doesn t work against monkeys my elo bro they trade their soul not even pieces anymore

[foggy raptor]

e4 e5

[plain cliff]

😭

[tender burrow]

im stuck in hell

[small jungle]

Ruy lopez najdorf and grunfeld

[rose bough]

plezbrojoinmesvrrrrrr

[tender burrow]

idk the lines bro

[foggy raptor]

Then get better, accumulate advantages like pond structure, passed ponds to win endgame

[twin patio]

play e3 to dodge scholars mate, fianchetto both bishops then play Nh3 Ng1 until your opponent hangs a piece

[foggy raptor]

Is this advertisement

[rose bough]

uh no

[tender burrow]

bro im not that noob to get scholars mate or horsie queen mate i just can t find an appropiate openning

i want something for my play style

but i can t seem to find what my play style is

[twin patio]

sounds like we can't help you

[tender burrow]

i tried london ruy lopez italian everything but they never follow original script

if i play an openning 10 games in row the same one my opponent rocking same oppening

as other color like wtf am i playing the computer or wha

[plain cliff]

Well i think you gotta stick with one and simply explore more variations of it!

[tender burrow]

idk bro low elo is hell

simply

[proud marlin]

rip danya

[hearty heron]

Stop promoting najdorf

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-no-lil-nas-x-montero-call-me-by-your-name-no-no-gif-21396140

[strange bobcat]

which openings should I play man

my openings are shit

[hearty heron]

Caro kann 🔥

[mortal mural]

Yooo im new wsp everyone

[wet hollow]

You play queens gambit right?

[hearty heron]

Silence everyone 1900 blitz is talking 🥶

[plain badger]

And if a double decker bus

Crashes into us

To die by your side

[hearty heron]

Shut

[plain badger]

Is such a heavenly way to die

[plain badger]

b3 100% winrate

[wet hollow]

Thats actually a compliment

[plain cliff]

London

[uneven wolf]

yoo I can't believe I got 20 ruby moves in one game

[floral dust]

alright chess bois

I will try the Romanian Opening. Here goes

[plain cliff]

Andrew tate opening

[frail creek]

And he sacrificed… THE ROOK

[floral dust]

this is so unfair!!! why do i get someone as an enemy that has a 40% higher ELO rating than me? 😭

[leaden nexus]

hello

may i have image perms?

[hearty heron]

Nope

[cunning haven]

Hi twin

[plain cliff]

Nah

[cunning haven]

Noway

[leaden nexus]

aw😭

[elder forum]

Can someone rate my gameplay?

[leaden nexus]

where cna i send images

[elder forum]

Or yk 1v1 me

[leaden nexus]

im so cooke dbut

wanna 1v1-

[elder forum]

Yea 1v1

[hearty heron]

Nowhere before you get 3100 bullet

[elder forum]

User?

[leaden nexus]

uhh

[elder forum]

U have 2800??

[leaden nexus]

its lwk a long one

gm over here😭

[cunning haven]

I am 1700 bullet

But dropped to 14

[bright knot]

..

[leaden nexus]

everyone here lwk pros

[broken flower]

Lakshya legend

Long time no see

[warped osprey]

connecty our account

and then you will be able to send images

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[leaden nexus]

alr

[quasi nova]

80 bullet games today is kinda peak 💔

[broken flower]

@bright knot

[slow folio]

im amazed how a weird opening look stupid enough to play as a 1600s that can stunned me

[warped osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/one-more-game-thanos-im-jeong-dae-kim-yeong-sam-squid-game-season-2-gif-2759953767332862532

[slow folio]

the only thing made me lose is time vro

and they attacked my weakness 🥀

[warped osprey]

what are you trying to say

[torn sparrow]

the bulleter lifestyle

[leaden nexus]

i connected still nun

[warped osprey]

so they won?

[warped osprey]

what about now fella

[leaden nexus]

nvm

[slow folio]

well yeah, I blame myself again for not playing opening fast enough-

the opening was too weird

[leaden nexus]

wrong image

[warped osprey]

thats called bird's opening lol its not bad

[noble shell]

Hi, can someone take a look at my game please? https://www.chess.com/game/live/164535851290

[frosty peak]

AbsentFather69 (242) vs. Froztbiyz (224)

Move List

1. e4 [e5] 2. Ke2 Nf6 3. Ke3 Bc5+ 4. Kd3 Qe7 5. Kc4 Bb4 6. Kb5 Qc5+ 7. Ka4 Qa5+ 8. Kb3 Bxd2 9. Qxd2 Nc6 10. Qxa5 Nxa5+ 11. Kb4 Nc6+ 12. Kc5 Nd4 13. Kc4 Nxe4 14. Kd5 Nf6+ 15. Kxe5 Ng4+ 16. Kxd4 Nf6 17. Ke5 O-O 18. Kf5 g6+ 19. Kxf6 c6 20. Ke5 d6+ 21. Kxd6 b5 22. Kxc6 b4 23. Kc7 b3 24. axb3 f6 25. b4 f5 26. b5 f4 27. Kc6 f3 28. Kc5 fxg2 29. Bxg2 h5 30. Bxa8 Bb7 31. Kd6 

[slow folio]

ik but it looks stupid to play as a 1600s-

[willow wedge]

Hello guys

[slow folio]

atleast 2000+ bro

[noble shell]

Hi

[warped osprey]

no opening is stupid to play if you know the theory dude

i play f6 as response to any move and still win

[willow wedge]

anyone else here not very good

[slow folio]

that's why I never studied about bird's opening

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> undead-cat

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessking9995012

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Rapid: 598

[pine mural]

can anyone explain to me why I got a brillant? I don’t understand

[slow folio]

I watched @uneven turret 's vid and I instantly forgot how does it work

[leaden nexus]

[warped osprey]

well, just learn key ideas and watch like a 10 minute vid or something like that, you should be fine

[pine mural]

yo can I ask u smth

[warped osprey]

sure

[slow folio]

nah like they just play random openings

[pine mural]

Dm I can’t send photos here

[warped osprey]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[small jungle]

Just play froms gambit vro

[slow folio]

it's not like GM's plays just 2-3 best openings but with hundreds of lines bro

[warped osprey]

froms gambit in big 26 🥀

[small jungle]

It's goated vro

[pulsar dagger]

seeing random gambits and trying each and everyone of them to lose 1 million elo points

[warped osprey]

just play unrated then

[limpid viper]

dobyvatel2 since our last conversation i am 0-3 against the fantasy 😭

[slow folio]

besides Evans and queen gambit, all the others gambits were not that tricky for pros vro

[small jungle]

What line did u play vro

[limpid viper]

dw about it

[pulsar dagger]

its not enjoyable enough then

[limpid viper]

i got mated in like 7 moves yesterday

ts was tragic

[warped osprey]

well if you dont wanna lose your rating play unrated if you dont atke this advice then idk

[pine mural]

still can’t 😢

[small jungle]

Report ur opps vro

[pine mural]

[warped osprey]

did u connect your account

[slow folio]

well it was from -3.7 to fking +5.5 bcuz I played this stupid move while being low on time vro

[pine mural]

yeah

[warped osprey]

for sexual harrasment

[limpid viper]

no i just manage to find the worst move consistently vro

[warped osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[pine mural]

yes

[limpid viper]

i wish my opponents were cheating

[warped osprey]

try again then cuz it shows youre not connected

[slow folio]

especially in 15+10 yes

[elder forum]

Tbh bots 1600 are like 600 elo

[pine mural]

a

[slow folio]

they can't be playing as 2000 bro

[leaden nexus]

bots are ass

[summer gale]

Smith morra gambit is kinda tricky

[limpid viper]

my ass does not be playing 15+10

[slow folio]

it's just 1600s newbie at chess

like completely newbie compared to FIDE rating

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1 me

[quasi nova]

Ill go to blitz or rapid when my dopamine is all burnt out

[pine mural]

A

[leaden nexus]

me

im lwk scared

[elder forum]

User

[quasi nova]

People play that a lot in bullet

[leaden nexus]

dms lwk cringy i made it when i was 8

[pine mural]

but I connected to discord

[elder forum]

SAME

[warped osprey]

now you can send images

[pine mural]

or smth if

[worn geode]

rip saltychipps ur dead to me now 🥀

[quasi nova]

Adasba boutta tell me to rapid

[wet hollow]

What is PS?

[quasi nova]

Yep

[pine mural]

why brillant??

[slow folio]

idk but looks like i

[warped osprey]

if bishop takes queen Bxf7 mate

[worn geode]

discord desktop is buggy with showing flags

[leaden nexus]

e

[limpid sleet]

@pine mural

[worn geode]

its the palestine flag but its labelled PS

[pine mural]

and if he doesn’t take?

[wet hollow]

is PS philipines?

[summer gale]

Yeah it's sometimes played by good players online too

[slow folio]

I'm the classic guy like love to play long with high accuracy then exciting fast games but with low accuracy

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[uneven turret]

Would you marry me

[quasi nova]

Vro I'm getting consistent in bullet before I move to rapid

[warped osprey]

i play grob

[uneven turret]

gtfo

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[molten jetty]

Son I'm crine

[warped osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-crying-meme-doggo-crys-megan-soo-crying-dog-gif-5276199764143986284

[pine mural]

OH I UNDERSTAND WHY ITS A BRILLANT NOW

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[warped osprey]

and if pawn takes knight queen takes bishop youre up a pawn, if bishop moves away then youre just up a pawn

[uneven turret]

Hi crine I’m Flan

[small jungle]

Master catfisher fr

[slow folio]

bro I encountered Bird's at 1600s that's not so normal 🥀

[pine mural]

alright thanks

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> impou123

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Rapid: 2016 (2020 peak)
Blitz: 999 (1030 peak)
Bullet: 1560 (1574 peak)

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[warped osprey]

grob is great yall just dont get it 😢

[quasi nova]

My keyboard likes you

[slow folio]

and he played 1.f4 then 3.e4

[elder forum]

Chess 960> chess
But
Chess > chess 960

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/67-kid-scp-67-six-seven-kid-gif-5244327436840838756

[foggy raptor]

Meth

[quasi nova]

What is wrong with you vro

[leaden nexus]

who gonna win IM vs GM

[slow folio]

I like opening theory bcuz fighting in endgames is enough

[small jungle]

Wdym vro

[small jungle]

Wcm

[slow folio]

show us the full board vro

[warped osprey]

no idea depends on time control

[uneven turret]

me

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> impou123

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2016 (2020 peak)
Blitz: 999 (1030 peak)
Bullet: 1560 (1574 peak)

[molten jetty]

How can i not lose?

[frail creek]

How is that a brilliant

[uneven turret]

Win

[summer gale]

Just win

[foggy raptor]

Activate your inner rainbolt and find the match yourself

[molten jetty]

How to win?

[frail creek]

Checkmate tactically

[uneven turret]

Don’t lose

[molten jetty]

How and what if u lose

[slow folio]

Draw.

[uneven turret]

failure

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[frail creek]

Elo loss

[warped osprey]

asian dad

[uneven turret]

Anyways fck all of you I’m sleeping

[slow folio]

elo loss= stress increase

[uneven turret]

Good night noobs

[foggy raptor]

What does chess look like in uma musume? 💀

[molten jetty]

Bro i lose about 100 elo in one week

[small jungle]

Lazy ahh

[warped osprey]

sure

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[slow folio]

good night retired at chess dude

[foggy raptor]

Play unrated

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1 cmonnn

[foggy raptor]

Whats the ID

[slow folio]

play 100 games of unrated to improve but still lose when playing rated, what to do

[floral dust]

i lost...

then this time i'll try the Bohemian Defense

[warped osprey]

here's the game position

[foggy raptor]

Idk, placebo?

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[foggy raptor]

Oh nice how did it go?

[warped osprey]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/164536291884?username=vinniethepooh&move=57

[frosty peak]

vinniethepooh (3052) vs. Hatsummei (3043)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 c6 4. cxd5 exd5 5. Bf4 Bd6 6. Bxd6 Qxd6 7. e3 Bf5 8. Nge2 Nf6 9. Ng3 Bg6 10. h4 h5 11. Bd3 Bxd3 12. Qxd3 g6 13. O-O-O Nbd7 14. e4 dxe4 15. Ngxe4 Qf4+ 16. Qd2 Qxd2+ 17. Rxd2 Nxe4 18. Nxe4 O-O 19. d5 cxd5 20. Rxd5 Nb6 21. Rd4 Kg7 22. Rhd1 Rfe8 23. Nd6 Re7 24. a4 Re5 25. Nxb7 Rc8+ 26. Kb1 Re2 27. Rc1 Rb8 28. Nc5 Rxf2 29. Rc2 Rxc2 30. Kxc2 Rc8 31. b4 Nxa4 32. Rc4 a5 33. Kb3 Nb6 34. Rd4 axb4 35. Kxb4 Re8 36. Kb5 Nc8 37. Kc6 Re2 38. g4 Ne7+ 39. Kd6 hxg4 40. Rxg4 Nf5+ 41. Kc6 Rh2 42. Nd3 Rxh4 43. Rxh4 Nxh4 44. Kd5 g5 45. Ke4 f5+ 46. Ke5 Kg6 47. Ne1 Kh5 48. Nd3 Kg4 49. Kf6 f4 50. Nf2+ Kh5 51. Nh3 f3 52. Ke5 g4 

[slow folio]

I mean my elo rating are always stuck at the point it wants to get stuck

[warped osprey]

GM lost

[leaden nexus]

thats literaly what i screenshotted

[slow folio]

all noobs rating btw, 2000+ is considered as beginning of amateur chess

[small jungle]

Just don't get stuck vro

[floral dust]

https://tenor.com/xFkJ.gif

[summer gale]

Play unrated till u get a win streak >5 then play rated if u still lose take a break and try again also keep range -25 to +inf

[warped osprey]

except i showed the full board so im superiour

[slow folio]

But I can't stop losing stupidly vro

I always knew to make a stupid move that even a 500 elo wouldn't find it

[leaden nexus]

fair point
-# still screenshotted it first tho

[small jungle]

Get @pseudo garden to coach u vro

[foggy raptor]

Then <2000 is casual? ,<1200 is bigner?

[warped osprey]

do you work for EA whyd you cover half of the board

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[leaden nexus]

ur spelling tho is deg beginner. JK JK

[leaden nexus]

yes i do

[warped osprey]

son youre 1600 elo

[quasi nova]

You might need to play blitz my guy

[foggy raptor]

SadisticTushi:

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> naztrynahelp

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Rapid: 2273 (peak)
Blitz: 1471 (1560 peak)
Bullet: 1570 (1969 peak)

[slow folio]

<1200 is novice, super newbie to chess, <1600 is newbie, <2000 is intermediate, 2000+ is considered as the start for amateur chess (professional play)

[leaden nexus]

ur an im dude, no need to flex

[small jungle]

When 2000 acf vro

[elder forum]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[warped osprey]

yo since when am i international master

[quasi nova]

When it updates in March vro trust

[slow folio]

it's bad vro

[warped osprey]

son im just a peasant😭

[leaden nexus]

ur elo.. ykw nvm nvm ignore

[foggy raptor]

Ok then >3000 is grandmaster level?

[slow folio]

Nico.... HULKENBERG

[torn sparrow]

lmao

[leaden nexus]

2500 i think

[warped osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/f1-formula-1-nico-hulkenberg-nico-hulkenberg-gif-11397311052006518579

[floral dust]

bro didn't know what hit him and my ELO keeps rising!

[warped osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/nico-hulkenberg-spain-hamilton-overtake--2-points-rampage-gif-16929042815782371038

[slow folio]

no lmao, on chesscom it's around 2800-3000

[foggy raptor]

Fide elo only

[slow folio]

yeah

[foggy raptor]

So SGM is >3k?

[leaden nexus]

266 elo🥀

[slow folio]

some of them if they're active on chesscom, yeah

[floral dust]

used to be worse hahaha

[warped osprey]

we all start somewhere btw

[leaden nexus]

meh

[foggy raptor]

Hikaru was a bigner once

[floral dust]

i think i used to be like 180

[slow folio]

not like washed old man Kramnik yk

[leaden nexus]

yes bigner

[summer gale]

Look for stalemate bro

[molten jetty]

Bro I'm stuck to 100

[foggy raptor]

I used to be 197

[warped osprey]

so was magnus, fischer, kasparov, karpov, anyone, everyone

[floral dust]

why would i stalemate?

[leaden nexus]

kg

[summer gale]

It's never intentional it's always accidental

[leaden nexus]

call me stupid all u guys want but
do u earn elo by beating bots or no-

[warped osprey]

no

[foggy raptor]

Except clankers they built different

[slow folio]

nope

[limpid viper]

stupid

[summer gale]

No

[leaden nexus]

aw

[warped osprey]

stupid

[leaden nexus]

ok-

[warped osprey]

you said it yourself "call me stupid"

[leaden nexus]

thats why i was ok

[warped osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[slow folio]

guys is playing chess for 25 months but not getting 2000+ considered as failure?

[foggy raptor]

Bots are overrated (literally) and they do not emulate real players well

[slow folio]

like projected 100 elo/ month

[harsh sky]

yes

[warped osprey]

no thats pretty much alright

[foggy raptor]

No, play at your own pace

[warped osprey]

this, so many people come here and ask this question when you just need to play at your own pace

[molten jetty]

Is playing for 2 months and not getting 200 elo a failure

[slow folio]

but my life time pace ain't allowing me (I have 2 major tournaments left before I have no chance of joining a tournament)

[small jungle]

Wdym no chance vro

[leaden nexus]

cya guys nice meeting yall

imma go rq

[slow folio]

besides uni tournament where can I play vro

[foggy raptor]

Who said you cant join more tournaments

[floral dust]

I've used to have a czech mate

[small jungle]

In ur local tournaments vro

[harsh sky]

ew otb

[slow folio]

my city lacks of tournament near my house bro

[harsh sky]

ts boring af

[slow folio]

and all ridiculous time-

[limpid viper]

just travel vro

[foggy raptor]

Switch cities, if you are that devoted to chess

[small jungle]

Move to Europe vro

[slow folio]

travel for an hour is crazy tiring bro

[warped osprey]

of course there will be no tournaments near your house, but there always are tournaments in your city

[small jungle]

An hour isn't that long vro

[limpid viper]

1 hour is not long

[foggy raptor]

Book a hotel for the duration of the tournment

[warped osprey]

1 hour is not long at all

[harsh sky]

holy delusional

[slow folio]

like they used to have a big tournament located only 1km away from my house and never bê seen again

[slow folio]

like we usually travel by ourselves not just book a taxi and relax on the car

[warped osprey]

bro hes 1600 in chess.com he doesnt need to play world championships and shit 😭

[torn sparrow]

I agree 1 hour is nothing tbh

[foggy raptor]

Nearest tournament 3 months from now?

[slow folio]

under the friking 12:00pm sun btw

[foggy raptor]

Maybe he should jst chill

[slow folio]

years

[foggy raptor]

Like, noon?

[slow folio]

yes

[small jungle]

Don't y'all have like public transport and shi

[torn sparrow]

just do the great walk bro

[harsh sky]

why r we playing otb tourneys at 1600 vro 🥀

[slow folio]

we do but the bus won't take me to that place

[torn sparrow]

bikes are better vro

[harsh sky]

otb is some half serious shit

[foggy raptor]

By foot or sth? I expect you have one of those asian motorbikes

[slow folio]

have to walk for minutes vro

[limpid viper]

NO WAY

[warped osprey]

you have to try at least once just for the experience

[slow folio]

motorbikes yeah

[limpid viper]

walking for MINUTES 😱

[small jungle]

Do u use a bike vro

[harsh sky]

otb sucks 🥀

[slow folio]

UNDER THE SUN VRO

[warped osprey]

i love otb ngl

[torn sparrow]

I can go 20km in half a hour with bike vro

[slow folio]

NO UMBRELLA rahhhhh

[paper zenith]

not true

[harsh sky]

wrong

[small jungle]

I can do that in 10 minutes tbh

[harsh sky]

yes true

[slow folio]

my eggs will be cooked before I get cooked on the board

[torn sparrow]

come 1 v 1 race

[limpid viper]

buddy its only a few minutes

[pseudo garden]

If you're looking through a scope wide enough to consider the top level, then maybe.
2000 is a level that some people won't ever be able to reach

[warped osprey]

the sun isnt a deadly laser

[torn sparrow]

lets both go to karlovsyk vary

I will reach it faster vro

[pseudo garden]

Despite their efforts

[small jungle]

Coach eli to 2000 vro

[paper zenith]

@slow folio rematch when

[limpid viper]

bros acting like he has to traverse the Sahara desert to play his chess tournament

[warped osprey]

hello

[harsh sky]

me too

[slow folio]

ikr but I easily got headaches under the sun for minutes I just don't know why but yes

[bleak falcon]

I can go 10km in an hour with legs vro
Not really impressive but decent

[limpid viper]

lets try going outside more to fix this

[paper zenith]

im actually playing horribly rn

[torn sparrow]

4x time slower and 10x energy cost

[slow folio]

like they don't do tournament at early morning much

[foggy raptor]

Dude just wake up early ig, also they have an otb guide in faq section

[harsh sky]

yo same

[paper zenith]

yooo naz how're ya

[small jungle]

Wdym your eggs

[foggy raptor]

Imagine walking to the venue 10km away lol

[bleak falcon]

0 Energy cost? (It's good for exercise)

[slow folio]

my "eggs"

[paper zenith]

my condolences

[slow folio]

1 hr and 30 mins

[foggy raptor]

Get better panties man

[slow folio]

but it's hot ahh

[torn sparrow]

doable

[warped osprey]

im aight wbu

[paper zenith]

im actually so sleepy rn i might just doze off fr hmu tho

i might be on

[limpid viper]

gukesh would do it then win every game

[slow folio]

well that's why if ur 2000+, 80% you will win atleast 1 major tournament in your opinion

[slow folio]

I will call you by that time

[paper zenith]

ay that's lovely to hear and same heree

[slow folio]

for 69 times till you reply

[torn sparrow]

🥀 wdym 80%

[slow folio]

[torn sparrow]

more like 0.5%

[paper zenith]

why not 67 times

[slow folio]

like your strength is enough for atleast a local, uni, city tournament...

[torn sparrow]

no

[limpid viper]

2000 fide?

[idle birch]

Is 1000 elo on rapid good?

[pseudo garden]

Sure?
I mean, that depends on what constitutes a "major" tournament to you

[torn sparrow]

when i was 2000 i lost all my games bro

[slow folio]

NAH

[small jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1469647419435384873/image0.gif

[slow folio]

yup

[limpid viper]

damn ur a crumb

[pseudo garden]

I still be losing all my games vro, get on my level

[slow folio]

tuff tournament vro

[torn sparrow]

I am trying

[bleak falcon]

I busted

[torn sparrow]

but my opponents cant checkmate

[harsh sky]

should i give u the Nf3 d5 e4 sauce vro

[paper zenith]

dang how is that even possible tho

[torn sparrow]

it would help me probably

[harsh sky]

🥀

now i hsve to find the link again

[slow folio]

e4 is best by test

[harsh sky]

https://lichess.org/study/RshOGUlP

[paper zenith]

dont u normally get paired against a lower rated opp if u lose one

[harsh sky]

lmao still had it copied

[warped osprey]

isnt that shit

[torn sparrow]

i lost or drew vro

[harsh sky]

no its goated

[pseudo garden]

It's a good accomplishment yes

[torn sparrow]

join some open a and you see how they cook your ahh

[paper zenith]

ooof

[small jungle]

Kinda weak tbh

[idle birch]

I see, nice

[pseudo garden]

Eli deli level by 2025

[warped osprey]

-0.8

[pseudo garden]

Ts a vlunder

[harsh sky]

engine is too weak to realize its goated

[harsh sky]

naw ts goated

[warped osprey]

goated before 1800 😭

oh youre less than 1k elo

[harsh sky]

tell that to the 2500 i adopted with ts

[bright knot]

no one over 1k is falling for icbm

[warped osprey]

fr

[pseudo garden]

Gambitmaxxing

[harsh sky]

not playing icbm

[paper zenith]

oo omg will it get me to 1800?

[harsh sky]

icbm sucks

[warped osprey]

no it wont, tennison gambit gets you to 100 elo from 500

[pseudo garden]

The Vienna will

[harsh sky]

[bright knot]

right so ur just either gambiting a pawn for no compensation or wasting time winning back said pawn

[warped osprey]

the vienna in fact will, listen to this dude

[harsh sky]

me when i dont know what im talking about:

[paper zenith]

oh WW gonna learn this one fr tyty

[warped osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-ineffective-jjba-gif-1520600062858722531

[limpid viper]

must be a weak engine

[small jungle]

Najdorf will get u to 3000 vro

[limpid viper]

this is a forced win for white

[warped osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/sarcasm-hahaha-not-funny-lame-i-dont-care-gif-4917610

[harsh sky]

it aint even ragebait, its genuinly goated

[paper zenith]

what abt 1600 tho

that'll come first

[limpid viper]

you're not getting to 1600

[paper zenith]

then ill hop to 3000

[small jungle]

Guatemala defense will get u there vro

[harsh sky]

elsa give login info and youll be 2k

[warped osprey]

elsa give login info youll be 4k

[limpid viper]

[paper zenith]

💀

[small jungle]

I'm sorry vro I forgot u were in the chat

[warped osprey]

this cannot be good

[paper zenith]

fr

[small jungle]

I should've never introduced shreksdad to ts

[limpid viper]

you ruined my life

[harsh sky]

ts funny cuz this guy thinks im actually bad at chess 🥀

[limpid viper]

wdym actually

you are

[paper zenith]

ouchhh

[small jungle]

It's really actually fr

[harsh sky]

i may be 599, but im the best 599

[limpid viper]

i have met stronger 599s

[bright knot]

well then u wouldnt be 599-

[harsh sky]

2400s stand no chance

[paper zenith]

u missed "2" before the 599

[harsh sky]

i forgot the -

[cedar kayak]

Anyone down for a match?

[limpid viper]

not even an adoption pretty weak

[harsh sky]

ngl pity draw first game cuz they thought im 600

[elfin sparrow]

im rapidly dropping ill be 599 soon😭

[harsh sky]

and then i flagged up a queen 🥀

[harsh sky]

599 is the best elo

im already the best 599 tho

[elfin sparrow]

in like 620 and losing

[paper zenith]

1599 would be amazing 🙏

[elfin sparrow]

i just played and it said i played at 200 rating and won

[paper zenith]

or 2599 that works too

[elfin sparrow]

my brain isnt made for it

[bright knot]

sometimes i play the worst game of my life then the review says im 2k

[plain cliff]

i ate sand to get to 2400

[bright knot]

idt its any accurate

[harsh sky]

yummy

[elfin sparrow]

sometimes it says im 1600

[harsh sky]

lasiee i saved you a red crayon

[cedar kayak]

Can anyone play with me?

[elfin sparrow]

but last game i was 200 and my opponent was 100

[harsh sky]

https://tenor.com/view/yunayu-crayons-gif-12282096392889488500

[elfin sparrow]

maybe the worst game ive been in ever

[torn maple]

Lmao

This opening is so peak

[sharp falcon]

Anyone want to play?

[sharp falcon]

Wait why didnt he play Ne4?

Is this a dumb question

What am I missing

[cedar kayak]

I can

[sharp falcon]

What time control

[cedar kayak]

Idk

[sharp falcon]

Blitz 3+2?

[cedar kayak]

Ok

[sharp falcon]

Okay what's ur user

[cedar kayak]

BL4E3