💬〡chess-talk

[solar lichen]

why dont you play me tough guy

and yes i do agree the acc was new

[night solar]

Dont play 1537s

[solar lichen]

but in no signs was i cheating

[merry bough]

No, because 2000-2100 is very difficult to get past because of cheaters

[solar lichen]

you may ask emp prasanna or stonewall guy im legit

[night solar]

Real shi tho, this is why i play bots, so i can see progress

[merry bough]

Especially in rapid

[night solar]

I hate chess if i cant see progress, even tho i love it

[solar lichen]

i was 2200 blitz 2100 bullet

[merry bough]

No rapid rating, I assume?

[night solar]

In my health study i had to disassemble a pig heart

[merry bough]

Also

[night solar]

Now i smell the same stench in my water

im gonna throw up

[merry bough]

Don’t let your friends play on your account for any reason, in addition to potentially tanking your rating, you could also get your account banned

[night solar]

They wont know

[merry bough]

I’m not taking chances

[plain badger]

i take back my controversial take

[night solar]

What chance

[wet hollow]

@night solar son

[night solar]

❤️

[merry bough]

My friend being an idiot and telling someone that this is someone else’s account

[plain badger]

holy hell 98% accuracy in a 54 move game

[night solar]

No u didnt

[plain badger]

talking abt magnus

[night solar]

The engine gets me 97.8 so 98 cant be

[opaque vine]

[plain badger]

game 3 vs lazavik

[merry bough]

97.8 is 98 to me dawg

[night solar]

Fair play strike his ahh

[plain badger]

imaginary plug up his ahh

[native musk]

Me and magnus need to be nerfed

[night solar]

Imagine playing 93% accuracy and losing hard😭😭😭

Brutal

[native musk]

Wait it wasn't even magnus playing white

[night solar]

Im happy if i get 87-90% accuracy icl

[wet hollow]

Too rude

[native musk]

I could simul you dor and bones

And win

[plain badger]

im happy getting 67 more than 69

[plain badger]

let me in

[native musk]

Ts ragebait i would lose all 3 games

[night solar]

If he gets 98.4% accuracy in speed chess, can he even get higher in classical???

[olive silo]

i gues bro

[night solar]

Or is my logic bad

[olive silo]

he gets 99 constantly cuh

[night solar]

No he dont

[olive silo]

why wouldnt he

[night solar]

Cuz he just dont

[olive silo]

whats ur elo

[night solar]

In fide?

[olive silo]

whatever

[tawny yew]

man bg5 would have been so fun

[night solar]

I’m cm

[olive silo]

whats ur chesscom or lichess

[night solar]

Levitsky is ahh

[night solar]

I dont wnna play u

[boreal quarry]

I haven’t lost for 21 games now

[olive silo]

i wanna see it cause i dont beleive it

[night solar]

Crazy, what elo

[boreal quarry]

All accuracy above 80%

[night solar]

My online is only 2330

[boreal quarry]

1380

[night solar]

I can get higher tho, i dont grind

[olive silo]

that being

whats the name

[gentle gorge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/164361596584/review @somber lark my very first win with an opening other than englund gambit as black :)))

[severe crystal]

Hey guys I played my first OTB tournament today it was day 1 and this was fide rated rapid tournmament

[frosty peak]

NICK_isvibing (2155) vs. DrEtal (2220)

Move List

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. e3 g6 3. d4 Bg7 4. c4 O-O 5. Nc3 d5 6. c5 c6 7. Ne5 Nbd7 8. f4 Ne4 9. Bd3 Nxe5 10. fxe5 Nxc3 11. bxc3 b6 12. cxb6 axb6 13. O-O c5 14. Bb2 Ba6 15. Bxa6 Rxa6 16. Qe2 c4 17. a3 Qa8 18. Qc2 Qc6 19. Rae1 e6 20. e4 b5 21. exd5 Qxd5 22. Qe4 Rfa8 23. Qf4 R8a7 24. Ra1 h5 25. Ra2 b4 26. Rfa1 b3 27. Qf2 bxa2 28. Rxa2 Qe4 29. Bc1 Qb1 30. Qb2 Qxb2 31. Rxb2 Rxa3 32. Rb8+ Kh7 33. Bxa3 Rxa3 34. Rb7 Kg8 35. Rc7 Rxc3 36. Kf2 Rc2+ 37. Kf3 c3 38. h3 Rd2 39. Rxc3 Rxd4 40. Re3 Rb4 41. Kg3 Rb5 42. Kf3 Rxe5 

[upbeat cedar]

What is the best possible move in this position

[urban flax]

rf1

[upbeat cedar]

Doesnt that lose an extra pawn

[severe crystal]

I was unrated obv

[gentle gorge]

rf1 bh3 and ur lost but everything is losing so maybe resign

[edgy palm]

im just gonna watch the matches via the goat gothamchess

[upbeat cedar]

Well i played kd2 in that positon

[feral palm]

The goat

[strange bobcat]

ye what happened

[severe crystal]

@strange bobcat I lost my first game which I was winning but blundered and lost to that unrated, next 2 rounds I won against unrated and 4th one I won against a 1479 rated player and last one I lost against a 1523 rated player

[tall hinge]

@patent patrol bro its 3pm and i drank 300ml of vodka in 20 mins 😭

[gritty wave]

Where

[tall hinge]

not drunk yet but soon hopefully yeah

[edgy palm]

wdym
where youtube i guess?

[rapid mirage]

Fide? If so then your rating will be around 1480

[rapid mirage]

What is this dumbahh poll

[wide verge]

sup

[tired hill]

Castling is quite dumb

[wide verge]

yeah but it makes the game way more versatile

[tired hill]

You say that because you psychologically love hiding in the corner

[woven fable]

Guyssss

Ive been stuck at the 1000 elo mark for luke 3 months now

[night solar]

Damnnn he clutched -2

[woven fable]

Any tips?

[tired hill]

I think castling and en passant should be removed in the next chess.com update

[proven wave]

Why?

[night solar]

Nah

[tired hill]

They are making the game dull

[wide verge]

dude then the game would be so boring

[tired hill]

Games without castling are far more exciting than games with castling

[tawny yew]

you could lose way more

[inland breach]

what time will the next game start

[graceful jungle]

Yoo

[wide verge]

if the king had to stay in the open middle for the whole game, games would be max 20 moves long

[tired hill]

Would be a game changer, for the better

[tawny yew]

trading queens with kd2 qe2 wont be good for u if youre 2 pawns under

[tawny yew]

for the worse

[dense monolith]

Anyone wanna 1v1 me?

[tired hill]

Thats what makes them exciting, all the existing theory nerds would be scratching their heads till the last of their hair falls

[tawny yew]

it makes chess less dynamic

[wide verge]

blitz?

[dense monolith]

sure user?

[tawny yew]

it makes it less dynamic because people will be spamming the same lines over and over to get their king safe as soon as possible

[wide verge]

Nivotrix

[pastel rapids]

did someone blunder?

[patent patrol]

This was me when I had a bottle I don’t drink a lot but it takes me so much

[tired hill]

No its statistically proven that the more aggressive players castle less

[dense monolith]

wait 3 minutes, 3-2, 5 minutes?

[patent patrol]

I would just drink poison lemonade

[tall hinge]

My mom almost found out holy sh.m

[tired hill]

But if you really insist on not letting the castling right go, we can enable a feature which lets the premium users have castling right, how does that sound @tawny yew

[wide verge]

what abt 3 mins?

[dense monolith]

sure

[tired hill]

Isnt that why people castle over and over again in the present??

[dense monolith]

sure

[tired hill]

as if castling itself is not repititive lol

[neon kraken]

What's your tip in caro kann?

[blissful ginkgo]

play c5 instead

[vocal musk]

hi please connect your account for trusted role

[tired hill]

Infact no castling rules works against the spammers instead...depending on the position, their king can get slimed while trying to run to the corner, this also encourages more unique sacrifices

Castling rule is the one that favors spamming

[tawny yew]

it enables more aggressive development because you have castling as a bailout

[tawny yew]

well you have a point there

[native path]

Lol, I think u might be onto something

[tawny yew]

are we making chess p2w now😭

[tired hill]

I was kidding

[tired hill]

Ok there should be a variant atleast, where there is no castling

[tawny yew]

we have chaturanga

[native path]

Yo chat

[worn geode]

its called mutual bongcloud

[hard sand]

bruh

[blissful ginkgo]

fck my chud life

[hard sand]

my game aborted 13 moves in

[dawn summit]

how’s my theme

[blissful ginkgo]

newspaper ass theme

[proven wave]

If you like it. it's good 🙂

[wide verge]

GGs @dense monolith

[dawn summit]

did you win against dexter

[wide verge]

ye

[native musk]

Good

[dense monolith]

ggs i could have won but not enough time

[tawny yew]

it feels like those old books you find on the most obscure systems

[proven wave]

See? Two of us said it's good!

[neon kraken]

As long as you don't blunder

[native musk]

Yo mohit i will not forget when you snitched on me tho

[dense monolith]

wanna rematch @wide verge

[dawn summit]

I put this theme because this is pretty much how I see the board in my head when blindfolded

[proven wave]

In this server? Or Pixel server
Maybe you did something wrong

[patent patrol]

stay safe friend

[native musk]

Pixel

[proven wave]

Yah

[native musk]

I did nothing wrong just sent slightly longer than usual message

[glass crane]

Makes me want to pull out my eyes and put marbles in them

[wide verge]

can´t sry

[dense monolith]

Its okayy

[wet hollow]

@plucky kelp nice win

[stuck crown]

Someone play?

[vocal musk]

@stuck crown connect ur account please

[tall hinge]

Its over bro, mom wants search my bag

[plucky kelp]

thanks

I still don't think my elo is where it should be lol.
I should be way lower

[night solar]

Dangg magnus dominating lazavik in losing positions

[limpid viper]

facts

[wet hollow]

Unfortunate

[plucky kelp]

WAIT SCC STARTED?
Im gonna go watch it

[wet hollow]

Unfortunately Magnus is winning

[night solar]

3.5-1.5

[strong locust]

Can someone who's like wicked fast for a 2000 play unrated bullet with me

[wet hollow]

Dennis should have won that

[night solar]

Amazing kings indian position thrown by denn

[orchid sedge]

HAII TORBITHHH

[worn geode]

dennis is such a stupid name to me now because of chainsaw man

[limpid viper]

what

[plucky kelp]

Hai manter, been such a long time since we talked lol

[lean wasp]

Best brilliant i’ve ever done🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[plucky kelp]

Dennis is such a goated name because it reminds me of DenisDaily

[orchid sedge]

yeppp, how youre doinggg?

[bronze willow]

Anyone down for unrated bullet ?

[nova quiver]

Fake

[lean wasp]

Ik

[nova quiver]

Real

[lean wasp]

It’s bug in analysis

[worn geode]

ebk

[limpid viper]

what?

[plucky kelp]

I'm doing good, I'm just being stupid as always

[bronze willow]

Hey @lean wasp want to play unrated bullet or blitz?

[plucky kelp]

Wbu? How are you doing? :3

[lean wasp]

Okay sure

Send a nickname

[orchid sedge]

ive just finished my french prep after doing it for 4-5 hours daily this weak :33

im so happy rn

[bronze willow]

Heres the challenge link https://link.chess.com/play/nvFH2R

[lean wasp]

Is this job application?

WAIT I NEED TO UPDATE-

[bronze willow]

Wait did I mess it up https://link.chess.com/play/3LxZtg

[plucky kelp]

Nice! 🔥

[limpid viper]

all that prep to lose in the endgame

[willow kraken]

would u rather be playing chess with magnus or snorkling on a fancy island

answer very carefully

[junior bolt]

Bro responded to the Scandinavian with c4😭😭😭
e4 d5 c4

[night solar]

Sad draw from magnus

[bronze willow]

Chess with magnus of course on a fancy island

[night solar]

I expected more

[worn geode]

wait you can do this on chessable?

[lean wasp]

This is not me btw

[worn geode]

do i need to pay to make my own trainable variations

[junior bolt]

Where is this from

[bronze willow]

Are you in my link? https://link.chess.com/play/76fu5Z

[normal mason]

anyone watching SCC

[night solar]

Yeah magnus making sad perpetuals

[lean wasp]

I open it

[orchid sedge]

yea, its for free

[night solar]

He shouldve went all in with b to second rank for the m8 threat

[normal mason]

im gonna watch in person for the finals

[hollow rapids]

wassup peoples

[plucky kelp]

Bro is playing chess while your opponent is playing... idk what they are playing
what is bro playing 😭

[orchid sedge]

chessable

[lean wasp]

And i press ts which repeats forever

[worn geode]

how

[normal mason]

pray magnus wins so i can get a picture w him

[bronze willow]

What is your user on chess I will send it directly

[night solar]

He will its 4-2

[orchid sedge]

theres an option of making your own study

[worn geode]

is it create a course

[normal mason]

i meant for like tmr

[junior bolt]

1500 and got toasted within the first 4 moves

[orchid sedge]

but you cant publish it publically to more than 2 people if youre not paying for chessable pro

[hollow rapids]

lame

[worn geode]

is it create a course

[orchid sedge]

tbh thats great that you can publish it to 2 people for free

[orchid sedge]

uhhh idk

[hollow rapids]

trueee

[lean wasp]

Sent tou in dms @bronze willow

[limpid viper]

lowkey its not your expectations are just too low 😭

[orchid sedge]

ehhhh

[orchid sedge]

oh yeah its create a course

its kinda hard to navigate at first

[worn geode]

this is kinda complicated

maybe lichess studies are good enough for me

[blazing gust]

British people look good or American?

[mystic nest]

hot diggity damn

[foggy arch]

Wassup cha

[mystic nest]

https://tenor.com/view/key-and-peele-hypotenuse-high-onpotenuse-gif-12521488

😂

[hollow rapids]

i bought a leather bound edition of moby dick in lisbon lesgooooo

[blazing gust]

hypotenuse

[orchid sedge]

i had done a lichess study and then upload it to chessable, its much easier that way

[foggy arch]

Wha

[foggy arch]

Good for you

[mystic nest]

skinny vs fat

[blazing gust]

who

[blazing gust]

😭💔

[supple spruce]

hii

[foggy arch]

The hell

[blazing gust]

Byeee

[supple spruce]

rude

[orchid sedge]

yall are such haters 😔

[blazing gust]

burh ? How

[supple spruce]

anyone down for a chess gane

[orchid sedge]

you should be happy for what you get

[supple spruce]

2 minute or 1 min chess

[blazing gust]

1 min

[supple spruce]

deal

whats ur user

[blazing gust]

senboy_sai

[supple spruce]

1/1?

[blazing gust]

Yup

[mystic nest]

30sec

[supple spruce]

i could never

[mystic nest]

rename it to femboy_sai

[supple spruce]

oop

[brave thorn]

uh

[supple spruce]

i cant challenge you since i just made my account

[blazing gust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1436787585707151551/1462353616538177721/image0.gif

[mystic nest]

whats ur rating

[supple spruce]

im a NM

[blazing gust]

Add me

[supple spruce]

ive never played chess online though

[mystic nest]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-of-the-ra-chopped-eye-tuff-eye-ts-tuff-eyeofra-gif-13666985803445282339

[blazing gust]

R u a catfish ?

[blazing gust]

https://tenor.com/view/idc-ratio-didnt-ask-cry-about-it-stay-mad-gif-13756437846027037034

[mystic nest]

ohh okk wyf

[kindred crypt]

Who's down to play

[mystic nest]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[foggy arch]

😭

[blazing gust]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-in-bum-brain-in-ass-assbrain-bumbrain-buttbrain-gif-2902592467658259919

[strong locust]

Anyone bullet

[kindred crypt]

Me

[foggy arch]

Hi bullet

[strong locust]

Cc id

[mystic nest]

https://tenor.com/view/squidgames-gif-9754737243710199523

[kindred crypt]

Baidaqireal

[blazing gust]

https://tenor.com/view/you-sybau-gif-12123173717234355657

[foggy arch]

Alr I will be back

This chat is going craz

[agile sable]

I killed 2 2000+ players as 700 lol. Who's next

[mystic nest]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-syaos-british-english-ts-pmo-gif-18322740700124619850

[night solar]

What a blunder from danny

[mystic nest]

we know how

[pale pollen]

Hello

[night solar]

Fr

[agile sable]

Fight me wanna be GM noob

[blazing gust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336020740868276416/1459193174655500391/togif.gif

[mystic nest]

nah im scared

[foggy arch]

Stop fighting like kids

[brave thorn]

uh

[mystic nest]

https://tenor.com/view/mswonbin-nonbinary-subway-worker-nonbinary-subway-worker-dancing-gif-5807478966419050997

[night solar]

2-5 isnt too bad against magnus

[bronze willow]

GGs @lean wasp

[night solar]

Sad he drew an easy rook endgame

[lean wasp]

2:0

[agile sable]

Lol. Unrated fine..

[brave thorn]

what is going on..

[blazing gust]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-cat-gif-4158808998047614662

[lean wasp]

For you😭

[supple spire]

[foggy arch]

Nothing much ... welcome

[supple spire]

I have chess in Minecraft too guys

[brave thorn]

uh

[mystic nest]

https://tenor.com/view/india-double-jump-legs-down-tuff-is-ts-tuff-in-india-gif-13792933477458665005

[brave thorn]

i'll go back to WoA now, ty

[lethal briar]

Puzzle here

[blazing gust]

Daymn that's actually craZy

[bronze willow]

Hey @agile sable Wanna play an unrated bullet or blitz?

[lethal briar]

thats some talent

[native musk]

Sac the rook

[orchid sedge]

||Rxc3?||

[mystic nest]

🔝🙏

[foggy arch]

Tf

[supple spruce]

switzerland

[lethal briar]

yeah

[mystic nest]

nice

[foggy arch]

I can't see properly but I guess its about some momentum

[bronze willow]

@foggy arch Hey king want to play an unrated bullet or blitz match?

[pale pollen]

[native musk]

Its Pythagoras

[foggy arch]

Oh I didn't see

[ripe scarab]

Why is this a brilliant?

[kindred crypt]

Ggs

[foggy arch]

Let's play after sometime add me

[vocal musk]

[manic wren]

The best move for black here is g6 right ?

[native musk]

Tripping sf

[blazing gust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405920118210428999/1460618586791084175/togif.gif

[foggy arch]

If everyone would have been spreading kindness ..how good the world would be

[ripe scarab]

Ig it's because black can win back the piece after the exchange is over and white is left with a bad position

[manic wren]

Pls tell

[pale pollen]

D7

[pale pollen]

No looks like queen e7 but I would have play Queen f6

[ripe scarab]

And how would you play d7 when there's no pawn on d8 (if that was possible).

[manic wren]

I played queen f6

[pale pollen]

I mean you give the knight on d7

[pale pollen]

yeah not bad

[blazing egret]

hi

[ripe scarab]

That's obvious, I am basically asking why is that brilliant instead of a blunder

[stuck crown]

Add me

[pale pollen]

Well because if he takes your knight it's bad for him

your move is good

[ripe scarab]

Can you explain the idea

[blazing egret]

finally FINALLY GUYS A DAY WHERE I HAVENT HANGED QUEENS

[pale pollen]

Bishop takes d7, knight takes d7, queen takes d7 and queen takes b2... You attack his knight and his rook

[vocal musk]

how can i send pictures?

do i need some role

[ionic solar]

Anish is boosting accounts lol?

[blazing egret]

Speed ches: magnus wins against c=denis, then finals its magnus and hickaroo, and they tie and in tiebreaker magnus wins.

[ionic solar]

Or what is this?

[ripe scarab]

Yea I figured that out that's why I played it, so essentially it's not even a sacrifice so engine is giving brilliant for no reason at all

[blazing egret]

connect accounts with chess.com

[vocal musk]

how

[pale pollen]

It's a sacrifice because you give a piece and then take it back on the next move... I mean chess.com bot is a bit weird but yeah

[wet hollow]

@torn sparrow nice alt

[stuck crown]

Someone play?

[naive forum]

??

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418090191960277064/1423501313055916052/caption-3.gif

[naive forum]

@torn sparrow wha

dude

he's like 2400 rated

[wet hollow]

Is blud British or Indian?

[granite trellis]

te

[naive forum]

Indian

[vocal musk]

uhh

[naive forum]

wrong pfp sry

[wet hollow]

Whats up with the British flag pfp tho

[plucky kelp]

He's britain

[bleak falcon]

Fetish i guess

[naive forum]

yeh there we go

[vocal musk]

now im sending those 26 brillants i could not in past

actually no

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vriltania-v1-severus-chud-british-the-patriot-gif-8694882311235498105

[clear falcon]

Hey wsp yall

[night solar]

Dang magnus’s pablo escobar moustache helping him go 3 to 6

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418090191960277064/1423501313055916052/caption-3.gif

[waxen wraith]

line i'm checking out
e4 nc6 nc3 e6 d4 d5 nf3 dxe4 nxe4 nf6 bd3 nb4 bb5 nxf6 gxf6 be2 ba2 b3 bc6

[regal zealot]

@timber badge Did your friend respond to you regarding the rossolimo thing?

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-torivegan-gif-12418033182770406748

[vocal musk]

is brillant trust

wait give me sec

[fleet atlas]

Hi

[mint skiff]

Hi guys

[fleet atlas]

Sup

[night solar]

Who even plays like thati

Thats a 1100 opening

Lil bit of this n a lil bit of that

[night solar]

Opening trap in 1000 elo

[vocal musk]

yes

[mint skiff]

good

[acoustic heron]

guys how to get good i m only 600elo

[small jungle]

Play najdorf and grunfeld vro trust

[quick granite]

Play more games

[bleak falcon]

how fast do u wanna improve
How much minimum elo gain in 100 days?

[acoustic heron]

like i wanna be 1500

[vocal musk]

move peices

[plucky kelp]

Why did bro resign?
He still had chances 😭

[crystal pagoda]

Who wants to see my "coach" mess up? (CHESS.COM AI COACH)

[plucky kelp]

I get that I'm up 2 pieces and stockfish says it's -4 but cmon atleast try to checkmate me

[quick granite]

Are you old ? If yes then it's gonna be tough but do tactics all the time it will help

Though it will take time

[acoustic heron]

no i m 14

[plucky kelp]

I started chess at 14 too!
And I reached 1500. so if I can reach it so can you! Good luck!

[quick granite]

Then do tactics,and learn opening ideas , if you fell in some trap for the first time learn the counter,you are good to go

[reef canyon]

if this was blitz sure i would resign too ngl

hi toe toe 👋

[plucky kelp]

Hai newt

[acoustic heron]

ok thank you guys

[ionic solar]

Kd7 sounds like fun

[plucky kelp]

It's been a while since we talked lol
How are u doing? :3

[waxen wraith]

for real i just played nimzowich against myself until nf6 and let stockfish do the end

[granite hill]

hi

[icy carbon]

hiiii

[reef canyon]

busy 😔

[blazing egret]

IM FKING QUITTING CHESS

I HANG TOO MUCH PIECES MY BRAIN IS AS MUSHY AS FKING DIHARRHEA

[quick granite]

White pawns on g3 f3 h2 ,king on g5, Bishop on a2
Black pawn on a3 Knight on c3 ,king on c5 , white to play find the best move

[plucky kelp]

Yeah that's fair, you will eventually get through it each time, I believe in you :3

How's your health btw?
(like both physical but mainly mental health)

[bronze willow]

Anyone around 2000 want to play a high level bullet / blitz?

[reef canyon]

as good as any undergrad student's health can br

u should be more concerned w my blitz stats

[plucky kelp]

Sorry to hear that it's happening.
You're clearly tilted, you're just not yourself right now but what you are saying could be true to an extent. You need to take a break from chess if this is how you're reacting, always take care of yourself

[bleak falcon]

July

[blazing egret]

I AM A FKING IDIOT

[bronze willow]

Who is this

[limpid sleet]

don't try to ping that person... 💀

[bronze willow]

@ Anitta 🌈 ?

[plucky kelp]

I'm not concerned about your blitz elo, that's a tilt, it's a big one but it is still just a tilt.
I'm only concerned about your mental heatlh that the tilt might be affecting to it. Cuz a really bad tilt that loses you a lot of elo is recoverable. but a really bad mental health could lead to really worse stuff
Always remember to take care of yourself Newt, you are an awesome person :3

[blazing egret]

yall should be concerned about my lichess puzzles rating

[civic plinth]

Bacon eggs and cheese

[bronze willow]

Yes, chess can make one go crazy

[blazing egret]

and i still hang pieces at this rating

[gentle gorge]

that is so sweet omg

[blazing egret]

like aint i a stupid little motherfker

[bronze willow]

Lets 1v1 heads up blitz / bullet match and see

[blazing egret]

ok send me challenge im LuBuddiesCHess

LuBuddiesChess*

[bronze willow]

Do u ever use chess . com or no?

[native musk]

Yeah but its puzzles so it doesnt count

[blazing egret]

i do

[plucky kelp]

Hai Etal :3
And thanks, you take care of yourself too remember that :3

[bronze willow]

I dont have lichess account I could make one or heres a chess.com link https://link.chess.com/play/BEsrTN

[atomic granite]

someone PLEASE help me solve this one chess notation criteria on the password game

[gentle gorge]

send picture

[atomic granite]

can i dm you?

[blazing egret]

yhats what i mean by hanging pieces

[bronze willow]

😭 😭

[reef canyon]

im going to hold ur cute proot beans say i am alright and i appreciate the gesture, i do need all that blitz elo back soon 😭

[forest totem]

Hey guys I suck at chess like I have 100 elo someone teach me

[raven wagon]

Only 100?

[visual lichen]

I just won a game because my opponent didn't know how to play the Najdorf

[granite hill]

me too

[raven wagon]

I’ll do 2000 puzzles till I have better patternrecgonition

ok

I’ll send picture

[glass ocean]

someone up for a game?

[raven wagon]

I cant record on my computer

[raven wagon]

Me

[fleet dove]

It’s not a trick

The bryne is just a solid line

[bleak falcon]

how r u 2000 puzzles and 500 cc, im 2400 puzzles and 2400 cc

[raven wagon]

Sicilian at beginner is the worst mistake I made

I’m sticking to caro-kann

[fleet dove]

Because puzzle rating means absolutely nothing

[vocal musk]

their puzzle rating is 1500...

[timber badge]

no i asked another one tho

[reef canyon]

u guys care abt puzzle rating?

[timber badge]

he had a similar answer like me lol

[native musk]

Vro what im 2400 puzzles and 270

[blazing egret]

im quitting im too bad

[bleak falcon]

I recommend playing the c pawn 2 steps forward regardless of color and response to every beginner I meet

[timber badge]

he also doesnt play bg4 much cuz makes little strategic sense

[fleet dove]

Thank you for doing us all a service

[lone totem]

below 2522 lichess puzzles is still beginner 🗣️

[timber badge]

he said to play it if theres something concrete but thats like a very vague answer

[native musk]

Hi ha

[fleet dove]

CB

[lone totem]

sup

[blazing egret]

im not quitting

[native musk]

I thought it was 3d

[fleet dove]

Faaaaah

[bleak falcon]

if ur bad, then im your dad 🥶🤯🥸👽☠️😂🤡🤭😖🤥😑😬😱

[timber badge]

sup bones my goat

[lone totem]

what was 3d vro

[fleet dove]

How are you

[native musk]

You're kind

[lone totem]

oh the mute

[lone totem]

next time 1 month vro

[granite hill]

no lichess

[blazing egret]

why no

[granite hill]

chesscom

[blazing egret]

chesscom ass

[raven wagon]

Ion wanna play English

[granite hill]

u in the discord tho

[blazing egret]

idc

lichess

[frosty peak]

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[plain solar]

you know the c4 English can be met with the Dutch right?

[timber badge]

i will be unlocking new prime soon

im actually at my prime technically but thats just a fake prime

[fleet dove]

Is that so

[bleak falcon]

Do 10 puzzles a day and try to get them all right, if wrong figure out why u didn't consider the solution
Keep increasing the difficulty slowly
U need to incorporate thinking system not puzzle spam

[raven wagon]

Nah, I play ruy Lopez as white

[plain solar]

reply this man btw

[native musk]

Mb

[blazing egret]

i get 2700 puzzles bro i cnt get 10 in a row

[native musk]

Also sorry i was playing

[plain solar]

The Dutch upscale is just real

[plucky kelp]

Np, I believe you will eventually do, the great Newt blitz comeback will happen! Trust me :3

[blazing egret]

look at my cc rating

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 464 (1009 peak)
Blitz: 850 (peak)
Bullet: 241 (596 peak)

[native musk]

My chess is terrible today

[plucky kelp]

If not now, then some time later it will happen :3

[shadow obsidian]

torb!!

[raven wagon]

How did bro go from 1k to 400

[bleak falcon]

Hop on call with me and solve puzzles in front of me

[blazing egret]

no

[native musk]

By losing games

[foggy arch]

Wassup

[blazing egret]

the sky

[foggy arch]

I am really bored with tis

[plain solar]

who even use Lichess light theme 🙏

[granite hill]

peak rating man

[blazing egret]

idc

[blazing egret]

me

[foggy arch]

So do I?

[blazing egret]

2067 lichess and 500 cc

[bleak falcon]

I got muted for a day for common sense stuff @lone totem 💀

[frosty peak]

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Blitz: 850 (peak)
Bullet: 241 (596 peak)

[plain solar]

you know we have custom theme, right?

[bright knot]

1k to 400 is crazy

[blazing egret]

idc

[elder forum]

what pc specs shouldi get for a chess com

[blazing egret]

ik right i hate my fking self

[bright knot]

😭 if u can run discord u can run cc

[vocal musk]

<@&745328830649991179>

[fading kelp]

THE KNIGHT

[blazing egret]

chill buddy

[vocal musk]

no u hicill

[blazing egret]

hicill 😭

[bleak falcon]

U must be fun to be around

[vocal musk]

thank you i appreciate it 🙂

[somber lark]

Would you switch?

[bleak falcon]

yo help me boi

[vocal musk]

that guy is locked out

[quartz goblet]

Any mods online now?

[vocal musk]

yes waht do u need help with

[somber lark]

a student who consumes chess as a drug

[fast roost]

Hey
Last time I was here I was 330

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2016 (2020 peak)
Blitz: 999 (1030 peak)
Bullet: 1560 (1574 peak)

[quartz goblet]

Is it ok if I DM you?

[vocal musk]

dude fix ur blitz

[vocal musk]

ok

[bleak falcon]

u da real drugs

[quartz goblet]

Not able to message you

[ebon cairn]

Nah

[vocal musk]

try again

[somber lark]

nah cant cover the consequences

[fresh cliff]

Neurolink thought we wouldn't know the name change

[ebon cairn]

Imma get to 2k bullet

[blazing egret]

I AM SO FKING DUMB BROOOOO IBO#RURCF#RCOWHRFWHREUYFBC(WUEFVCIEIFUCVIUCVUIE I HAVE A FIDR RATING AND I LOST TO A FKING 500

[bleak falcon]

I will pay it for you

[bleak falcon]

what's ur fide rating

[blazing egret]

1540

[vocal musk]

i wasn't thinking aobut that

[bleak falcon]

oh ur a troll account like me
lol

[ebon cairn]

Whats your rapid rating

[blazing egret]

IM NOT BRO

I TRY MY BEST AT EVERY CC I PLAY

[blazing egret]

577

[ebon cairn]

How the fck you 1577 fide but 577 rapid

[somber lark]

You cant cover some consequences with money

[blazing egret]

THATS THE FKING PROBLEM

[ebon cairn]

😭

[gentle gorge]

i have already switched

[ebon cairn]

Show me your chess.com account

[frosty peak]

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Blitz: 850 (peak)
Bullet: 241 (596 peak)

[ebon cairn]

HOWWW

[blazing egret]

IDK

[limpid viper]

normal

[ebon cairn]

Dudw

Im 1523 fide

[blazing egret]

iDK BRO

[frosty peak]

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Blitz: 999 (1030 peak)
Bullet: 1560 (1574 peak)

[blazing egret]

HOW

[ebon cairn]

Simple

[blazing egret]

MF IM SO FKING DUMB

[turbid wing]

what are some good ways to turn a small advantage into a win? sometimes im be winning by a lot but i just cant win the game.

[limpid viper]

i remember that one guy who claimed he knows alot of 1500 otbs who can't break 100 online

[indigo warren]

Its true im 1900 fide and am 67 online

[raven wagon]

why can I beat 1800 bot but cant beat some 800 elos

[somber lark]

did you hit a plateau

[lofty estuary]

Guys

[gentle gorge]

i think i did...

KID is so hard tho

its all so overwhelming i dont understand it

i am like 2175 at my worst 2250 at my best

[blazing egret]

New Movie: Only in movie theatres: CHess

[somber lark]

its full of positional and attacking ideas

not hard necessarily

[shadow obsidian]

ETAL

[indigo warren]

As a KID player, QGD/Semi-tarrasch for life

[somber lark]

Doby got spawned again

[small jungle]

Start playing grunfeld vro

[small jungle]

Hi zigchan

[plain solar]

as a Dutch player, you guys know what i gonna recommend

[indigo warren]

QID?

[somber lark]

why

[small jungle]

Lowkey easy vro

Throw shit at the centre until it breaks

[somber lark]

I smell cap vro

[indigo warren]

Because u keep the same sidelines but get something a bit more concrete when it comes to space in the center

[molten furnace]

Agreed

[gentle gorge]

which i am bad at

[small jungle]

Idk I'm just pretty bad at kid

[gentle gorge]

i do play d5 sometimes its not a bad move but i dunno

[indigo warren]

Better than switching to 1.d5 and learning everything from scratch

[small jungle]

I was just kidding tbh

[naive jolt]

Guys I just cooked an 1800 otb

[limpid sleet]

hello

[magic shard]

It's so hard

[small jungle]

But grunfeld can be fun

[somber lark]

then that would be great thing to learn cuz you dont know about it

[small jungle]

Attacking or positional chess

[naive jolt]

Apparently according to cc review I played like 2500 opponent 1800 xd

[gentle gorge]

yeah.. there is a LOT to learn tho KID is like top 3 hardest openings

[magic shard]

idk about that

[gentle gorge]

shut up

[naive jolt]

Maybe but debatable nontheless

[somber lark]

You can comprehend the lines though, on why we are playing each move

[magic shard]

sometimes I can't

when I'm analyzing

or it takes a few minutes to understand

[naive jolt]

Sometimes i cant. I guess we re just bad

[somber lark]

On which detph

[magic shard]

nah we just need to learn

[small jungle]

Only zigchan can understand each move🙏

[magic shard]

idk but usually it's deeper prep than surface level stuff

[naive jolt]

XD I dont know half the theory of the openings I play

[indigo warren]

Too many opponents will be prepped against KID, nowadays everything works so id just find something that is decent enough while being just rare enough to bother people, like I play 1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 Be7 most games and do ok with it otb (2193 classical)

[somber lark]

no but I try to

[naive jolt]

Holy cook. 2193 is jnsane

[upper quail]

did denis just say he heard the crowd and realized there's a tactic

💀

[small jungle]

U do vro you're the #1 Iranian prodigy

[naive jolt]

I play similarly

[paper zenith]

real

[magic shard]

I main kings Indian defense against d4 and I hope to be able to for as long as I can

[naive jolt]

May I add OTB

[tired hill]

i lost a winning game against a 2500 and my ego cant handle it

[upper quail]

someone react pls cuz wtf

[somber lark]

you'd learn on how to create a king side attack + playing down a pawn for activity

[naive jolt]

Oof I did that irl once 😭

[indigo warren]

I heard that 1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 g6 3.Nc3 Bg7 4.e4 d6 5.Nf3 0-0 6.Be2 h6 is popular right now 🤔

[paper zenith]

huh sure xd

[somber lark]

who paid you vro

[naive jolt]

Interesting..

[small jungle]

Goonflower vro

[magic shard]

until your opponents play some less common variations and you have to change your setup as black

[somber lark]

why

[somber lark]

that applies to anything + the general motifs are the same

[scarlet arrow]

pretty much like you hit a lucky peak and never reached it again

[small jungle]

Idk vro it's goonflower no one can understand his reasons

[naive jolt]

Yes but kid has more such lines

[magic shard]

it applies especially more to the kings Indian defense
at least compared to other openings I play

[scarlet arrow]

which line do you play

[magic shard]

against what

[molten furnace]

anyone interested in chess training?
I'm 1800 looking for someone to practice

[scarlet arrow]

idk

you tell me

I ain't a KID expert yet

[cedar glade]

heyy

[magic shard]

Against the orthodox I play main line

[scarlet arrow]

I'm studying Gawain's course with the Nbd7 line

[cedar glade]

js joined

[indigo warren]

Nbd7 is ok

[scarlet arrow]

what's da orthodox ?

[scarlet arrow]

and you are ?

[scarlet arrow]

ai welcome

[frosty peak]

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[naive jolt]

Im trying to comprehend yall high elo ppl and not getting a thing

[indigo warren]

Im chess guy

[cedar glade]

sup

[scarlet arrow]

you're just a couple hundreds off dw you ain't that far

[naive jolt]

🙁 your elo?

[somber lark]

there is a reason behind each variation and setup as far as I know

[scarlet arrow]

2300

[cedar glade]

are you guys , like , 2500s or smthing?

[indigo warren]

2300 otb or online?

[scarlet arrow]

online ofc

[magic shard]

it's fine just not for me

[scarlet arrow]

you prefer attacking directly

not waiting

[indigo warren]

Ah ok we're about the same then, my otb is 2193 🙂

[scarlet arrow]

what's a philidor position

[magic shard]

yeah sort of for this variation

[scarlet arrow]

mh

[indigo warren]

U mean h3 h6?

[scarlet arrow]

yeah okay you're not 2193

[fickle hedge]

is seeing a forced checkmate in 6 impressive?

[scarlet arrow]

depends how forced

and how subtle

[magic shard]

my winrate is cooked against the bayonet though

[fickle hedge]

subtle, i tricked my opponent into thinking i was gonna get his queen

[scarlet arrow]

womp womp

[somber lark]

@magic shard is kid hard to understand conceptually?

[fickle hedge]

and he made a mistake and i capitalized off of it

[sour olive]

bruh this bug, it messed up my match with botez wtffffff

[indigo warren]

i mean feel free to check my account and cfc, both are bradenlaughlin 🙂

[scarlet arrow]

CC staff ?

and you're not even connected 😭

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[torn sparrow]

No

[balmy python]

[wet hollow]

Acc older than ts chat

[scarlet arrow]

he's 1911F

[magic shard]

I'd say it's easy and hard at the same time

[indigo warren]

I said cfc

[scarlet arrow]

your story doesn't hold

[plucky kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1418090191960277064/1423501313055916052/caption-3.gif

[sour olive]

There is a match challenge bug on chesscom thats messing up my matches 😭

[lone totem]

but is it pronounced laugh-lin or laughlin like lawlin

[torn sparrow]

Unless you play the Aronin taimanov variation KID is simple af

[scarlet arrow]

how am I to know

[indigo warren]

lock-lin

[naive jolt]

Online or otb

[indigo warren]

oh I cant send pictures of my cfc sadge

[worn geode]

is ts a real variarion

[lone totem]

5 skulls for aronian taimanov variation must be some complex theory i havent heard of

[magic shard]

why the hell is that called that

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Rapid: 2300 (peak)
Blitz: 2302 (peak)
Bullet: 2304 (peak)

[naive jolt]

XD thats dumb

[scarlet arrow]

if only you could connect

[torn sparrow]

It's the most played mainline by masters but engines don't like it

[scarlet arrow]

...

[magic shard]

bro it's literally the main line

[naive jolt]

Peak sitting is insane

[shadow obsidian]

bastman back to the og pfp, watering can was causing him to lose elo

[somber lark]

they are spreading the propaganda that its hard 🥀

[magic shard]

I've never seen it called that before

[proud ferry]

Does anyone know queens gambit well? I want to practise it in few days

[lone totem]

what is ts

[wet hollow]

Blud is 27 on discord. Coffin final boss

[worn geode]

💀

[scarlet arrow]

wrong

[torn sparrow]

Lichess calls it that 🥀

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Blitz: 2600 (peak)
Bullet: 2564 (peak)

[worn geode]

some lines js have terrible names

[scarlet arrow]

2 day old accounts did tho'

[quiet ridge]

does anyone know any chess app that gives you a poisition and you guess the elo

[worn geode]

incomprehensible

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Bullet: 1042 (peak)

[torn sparrow]

I mean Kazakh variation is ultra simple

[magic shard]

yeah idk why I never saw it

[quiet ridge]

guess the eval**

[wet hollow]

Still better than hollywood variation

[naive jolt]

Hmm it would be interesting to play you someday

[torn sparrow]

Didn't you see game 9

[sour olive]

Which mod is a chess com dev

[wet hollow]

Where is the 6-7 option

[indigo warren]

dog I swear I connected but its not working 😭

[torn sparrow]

Lazavik sacked 2 rooks and Magnus got clapped 🥀

[indigo warren]

ok nvm

[worn geode]

you are connected now

[scarlet arrow]

oh good

[worn geode]

oh what bro is staff

[wet hollow]

Blud is a staff 💀

[scarlet arrow]

now I'm sure you're legit

sowwy

[worn geode]

tf

[torn sparrow]

Why are your ratings so low for your fide

[wet hollow]

This is literally a dhar mann episode im crine

[scarlet arrow]

fact

[indigo warren]

canadian fide was always super low esp compared to america

[shadow obsidian]

who’s this guy

[naive jolt]

1911 fide... seems beatable if I cook enough

[worn geode]

discord mod makes fun of random new member, what happens next will shock you...

[indigo warren]

like we all are suffering here 😭

[magic shard]

@indigo warren how did you get staff

[scarlet arrow]

from the cold too

[wet hollow]

"HR bullied a nobody, turned out to be a CEO"

[scarlet arrow]

🙄

[worn geode]

presumably he is staff

just a guess

[torn sparrow]

😭

[small jungle]

First time I see cc staff chatting here ts crazy

[shadow obsidian]

16m views ‼️‼️

[wet hollow]

Would have hit numbers during covid

[shadow obsidian]

cc staff doesn’t exist

[balmy python]

staff pls add more role colors

i want brown role

[wet hollow]

I have seen wind talk here

[indigo warren]

yeah im just an ai botnet

[worn geode]

staff pls give me infinite premium

[shadow obsidian]

GIVE ME FOTS CAUSE IT IS WELL DESERVED THANKS :)

[scarlet arrow]

beep boop

[placid willow]

ya des fr

[indigo warren]

dog im just a video editor i cant do nothin 😭

[scarlet arrow]

!eng

[glass robin]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[placid willow]

ok

[scarlet arrow]

it's okay

🫂

[placid willow]

sry

[wet hollow]

sacrebleu

[scarlet arrow]

tkt

[shadow obsidian]

rook sac edit when

[magic shard]

give me fots too fr

[shadow obsidian]

me and dory will happily accept

[wet hollow]

Give eots instead

[magic shard]

no

[placid willow]

your are french XD

[shadow obsidian]

give that to goonflower

[magic shard]

I'm too og to be a chess enemy

[worn geode]

oh the misery

[wet hollow]

Greenflower will get the different eots (eloist of this server)

[scarlet arrow]

https://tenor.com/bPhYC.gif

[shadow obsidian]

misery? imagine dragons reference? 🤨

[worn geode]

spare the sympathy

[shadow obsidian]

bastman will ignore us

[placid willow]

[magic shard]

true

[fading kelp]

THE KNIGHT

[frank grove]

Who wanna play?

[quick granite]

Me

[frank grove]

username?

[quick granite]

GypsyGGs

[plain solar]

400 elo briliant

[scarlet arrow]

erm

[frank grove]

Accept

[quick granite]

Did

[wet hollow]

@spice pasture omg haiii

[fading kelp]

what about this one?

[wet hollow]

@torn sparrow guess who is back

[shadow obsidian]

[worn geode]

why is invis here on his alt

[scarlet arrow]

invis was allowed back

[shadow obsidian]

lmaoooo invis has arrived

[scarlet arrow]

🤷‍♂️

[wet hollow]

He left on his main and is back on his alt

[worn geode]

yeah ik he left on his own

[oblique dagger]

Meow~

[wet hollow]

But why give alt perms smh

[worn geode]

but why did he js keep his alt

[tribal sage]

Hi

[scarlet arrow]

uuuh

[scarlet arrow]

was it his alt ?

[shadow obsidian]

if you connect ur account u get perms that simple

[spice pasture]

hi :3

[wet hollow]

@slim gulch @spice pasture

[scarlet arrow]

lez see

[torn sparrow]

1 too many

[tribal sage]

hiii :3

[granite hill]

hi

[torn sparrow]

Actually 2 too many

[shadow obsidian]

bring back @lament nebula

[tribal sage]

nah we need more

[torn sparrow]

I would even say 3

[willow folio]

Hey, anyone wanna play?

[spice pasture]

fr

[worn geode]

so we need a guy called visible here

[magic shard]

free ki

[scarlet arrow]

erm the main account isn't here

so it doesn't count as an alt

end of story

[tribal sage]

hehehe yay

[worn geode]

it was a known alt for like 4 months though

[granite hill]

okay

[worn geode]

ig it doesnt matter

[tribal sage]

no one knows that

[shadow obsidian]

return of ibrahim when

[wet hollow]

Im crine

[oblique dagger]

Hai pookie uwu

[tribal sage]

Hiiii :3 slt

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-meme-dumb-patrick-gif-9974665538168463324

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/jonah-hill-i-guess-bro-bro-i-guess-ok-man-gif-6278747235421617446

[wet hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-mackie-laugh-try-not-to-laugh-anthony-laugh-gif-4264565357610009154

[worn geode]

good try

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-perms-cat-gif-perms-gif-737768413931630318

[tribal sage]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[oblique dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

[shadow obsidian]

bro got clowned so fast

[torn sparrow]

Try not to laugh 😂😂😂😂

[scarlet arrow]

@wet hollow fyi

[kindred crypt]

what's this chat

[frosty peak]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[shadow obsidian]

bastman make him connect his account

[wet hollow]

I am not connecting

[oblique dagger]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[scarlet arrow]

whyyyyyyy

[wet hollow]

Id rather give my bank info than connect

[shadow obsidian]

ban!

[scarlet arrow]

👉 👈 🥺

[worn geode]

bro think he kel

[wet hollow]

Cant let the world know I went from 2000 to 1700

[granite hill]

please give it then

[shadow obsidian]

[worn geode]

not tuff

[torn sparrow]

Why not both -markus

[granite hill]

too late

[wet hollow]

Wait now the world knows

[scarlet arrow]

[willow folio]

What Ur ign?

[shadow obsidian]

imagine thinking there are negatives to connecting ur account

[kindred crypt]

there are

[oblique dagger]

Personal informations

[somber lark]

there is no shame in it vro, I do it everyday

[oblique dagger]

Hi zig uwu

[granite hill]

ThatUsernameIsTakenIg

[worn geode]

nah realrough once said its like putting chains on yourself for the chess mafia or some other unhinged shit

[scarlet arrow]

CC already knows anyway

[naive jolt]

Good, I am abt same. Xd when I meant I beat 1800 I meant otb. Game?

[scarlet arrow]

only discord is getting info

but it's american anyway

[shadow obsidian]

what information do u have connected to your chess account that’s so important

[naive jolt]

@Bastman

[oblique dagger]

My life

[somber lark]

you're already a GM right

[cedar glade]

can someone suggest what to play against london

[scarlet arrow]

owo

[spice pasture]

you know the rules and so do i

[kindred crypt]

dutch

[naive jolt]

Good, I am also same level as u if 2300 online. Game?

[shadow obsidian]

symmetrical variation

[scarlet arrow]

but you're 2055 peak

[wet hollow]

In one of the games, I went from m1 to getting m1 😭

[scarlet arrow]

ew

[wet hollow]

But I am actually happy that my caro kann prep is working

[plain solar]

DID YOU JUST MENTION DUTCH?

[naive jolt]

Thats blitz ahh im 1950 fide i just beat an 1800 otb earlier as I told u

Like 10min ago, no?

[wet hollow]

I am 2219 peak 💀 (provisional)

[oblique dagger]

Grand Mother

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-goofy-quirky-stop-talking-gif-23359668

[shadow obsidian]

so like, no fots for me or dory twin? 🥀💔

[naive jolt]

XD

[oblique dagger]

Im the 0.1%