💬〡chess-talk

[gentle gorge]

come then boy :3

[oblique dagger]

🔥 🔥 🔥 💯

[fading kelp]

Will check it out

[jovial hinge]

Playing anyone rn

[jolly pasture]

yeah

[fading kelp]

Dont call this a comeback

[jovial hinge]

Wanna play?

[jolly pasture]

yep my user is UltimateBozo

[oblique dagger]

I sent u im very noob uwu

[grim crag]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

@stark seal

[floral dust]

You lied to me!

[vivid vector]

Okay I need to turn off confirm move.

[floral dust]

I thought you are bad at bullet!!!

[tired hill]

i am 13

[short summit]

Must appreciate the jjk reference 🔥

[grim crag]

Welcome fellow

[vivid vector]

Wdym I was panicking the entire time

[floral dust]

reporting for tricking me

[small jungle]

wtf is a3 vro

[tired hill]

I am 13 should i start chess?

[vivid vector]

No

[red pewter]

hi

[fading kelp]

Sub 1000, they usually attack my knight with the bishop. this stops it

[floral dust]

and reporting for hurting my feewinks, making me think I'd have a chance

[red pewter]

does anyone wanna play

chess ofc

[vivid vector]

Sure

[grim crag]

Sure what time control

[small jungle]

The attack on the knight isn't dangerous tho

[floral dust]

careful. Bullet chess GOD @red pewter

[tired hill]

Whyy, just why

[short summit]

sup dude wanna play unrated

[fading kelp]

But this way I can farm brilliants

[grim crag]

Tilt is real

[red pewter]

idk 10 mins?

[small jungle]

Gtg soon unfortunately vro

[tired hill]

Tilt is all you see here?

[red pewter]

who ?

[small jungle]

I can play in like idk 1.5 hours

[grim crag]

Ok, username?

[short summit]

excuses smh.. alr unc some other time then

[fading kelp]

Check this one out!

[visual lichen]

I usually post my own brilliant moves, but this...

Hands on buzzers, let me find it...

[grim crag]

This one is too deep

[stark seal]

I dont see it😭

[short summit]

ehh at 8:30pm thooo idk

[grim crag]

And banned cheaters xd

[visual lichen]

No I've got a better one hang on

[fading kelp]

THE ROOOK

[red pewter]

Mohammed-Abutaha i think

[grim crag]

You think? XD

[vivid vector]

I still don’t see it

Ohh

[fading kelp]

If king doesnt take bishop c7 will be m8

[red pewter]

yeah im not sure 😭

[fading kelp]

If he takes, it m5

[winter quest]

GTA 6 hurry up and release

[vivid vector]

No

[tired hill]

yes you know what he told me ? "you are a very good player", the engine himself complimented me before getting banned

[stark seal]

Put it in 1000 elo terms (explanation]

[grim crag]

Dont have time for 10 min but bullet letsgo

[onyx sand]

yo guys are my results good im 850 elo

[tired hill]

This has to be a message from the god

[red pewter]

okk

[grim crag]

Already sent

[visual lichen]

Ywah no this is the move I was talking about

[vivid vector]

Dang

[visual lichen]

The queen sacrifice of queen sacrifices

[floral dust]

guys i am actually climbing today, how is this possible? Already gained 24 Elo!!!

[short summit]

that hurts

[red pewter]

where

[vivid vector]

Man’s going places

[floral dust]

Wall of pawns is my go to opening now. It wins me games 😄

[fading kelp]

This what happened

[red pewter]

https://link.chess.com/friend/HGHJiN

fruiend link

[high gorge]

If king doesn't take will Rook B1 also be brilliant

[vivid vector]

Do anything else

[floral dust]

huh why, i won with this strat

[vivid vector]

Against who?

[floral dust]

next ur gonna tell me "pull the 2 middle pawns out first like everyone else"

[fading kelp]

This is the m5

[vivid vector]

Yeah?

[proud panther]

Sup

[high gorge]

F7 and F2 be looking juicy in those wall opening

[floral dust]

Why would I if everyone expects it 😄

[vivid vector]

Because meta

[floral dust]

I've read something in "The Art of War" about doing unexpected moves on the battlefield and such

[floral dust]

breh, I am off meta

[tired hill]

Hi as a fellow 200-400, i wanna play you

Can you try your infamous wall of pawns against me?

[red pewter]

nice man

[grim crag]

GG

[red pewter]

im so bad 😭

[grim crag]

You got greedy. And why sacrifice the queen lmao

[red pewter]

idk i was stressed

[floral dust]

yes, gladly!

[grim crag]

Bullet really do be like that

[floral dust]

I am currently refining that opening. So the practice is welcome.
But i am NOT a " - 400". I barely just escaped 200

[red pewter]

High vortisol

[floral dust]

@tired hill feel free to challenge me

My name on ess.com is Marcipu

[red pewter]

such a beautiful man ❤️‍🔥

[grim crag]

We didnt give you perms to scar our eyes

[tired hill]

Paddy pimblett?

[smoky field]

Yo

[red pewter]

sorry

[gilded star]

🇧🇷

[tired hill]

tomorrow

[red pewter]

chris griffin

[tired hill]

I am scared to lose now

[floral dust]

scared of me huh, i bet

[red pewter]

where is gothamchess

[grim crag]

[red pewter]

i have something to settle with him

😠

[floral dust]

I let Chatty G draw a picture of me as a gnome defeating you with my wall of pawns opening

[grim crag]

AI bad

[plain solar]

Stockfish good

[grim crag]

Stockfish, legend.

[floral dust]

me

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-homelander-gif-16156538903600882075

[vocal zenith]

bruh how many people are interested in SCC for cc to get this laggy

[eager sandal]

hi the person who said

[grim crag]

Me

[onyx sand]

is that hikaru on the left

[plain solar]

let the unc have some fun, y'all.

[warm mica]

Is chess worth it

[vivid vector]

Ai art be like

[vivid vector]

No

[grim crag]

Yes.

[plain solar]

he got a wife and barely time to play chess

[onyx sand]

in what way

[floral dust]

nah it's me, smugly winning with my pawn wall opening

[eternal temple]

This was taken out of context but funny nonetheless

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-dancing-birb-gif-20931615

If you want to feel like this bird after winning, yes.

[eager sandal]

[floral dust]

Actually Chatty G drew 2 pictures. This is the other one, also me as a gnome

[eternal temple]

"Chatty G" you do NOT know the big PT like that unc 💔

[eager sandal]

bruh this is literaly ai

[limpid viper]

no

[floral dust]

Huh that's odd, he drew the name of the game I've developed on the bottom left paper, even though I prompted NO such thing?

[eager sandal]

[floral dust]

Don't be sad my frog

[onyx sand]

do you guys think that i can get from 862 to 900 today

[eager sandal]

[floral dust]

Don't be angry my frog

[broken epoch]

hi guys where can i open ticket to report someone for cheating

[floral dust]

how do you cheat at chess?

[eager sandal]

[floral dust]

oh i know. looking up hundreds of openings and memorizing them

[eager sandal]

ok sorry

[broken epoch]

stockfish?

[vivid vector]

🐟

[floral dust]

just like counting cards in a casino

[eternal temple]

If anyone noticed, I thought it was interesting to see similar screen artifacts that resemble the old Ai images in its infancy, just a lot less "deep fried"

[floral dust]

i find it bizarre that he doesn't know a chessboard is 8x8

[eternal temple]

Generative Ai has always had a problem with this

[floral dust]

ah this reminds me, just in case you guys like videogames too. In my profile i linked one I've released hahaha

I am not just a terrible chess player 😂

[eager sandal]

but bro letters on books in shelf are crumbled

[floral dust]

worn books from reading them so much.
All strategical wall of pawn openings - books

[eager sandal]

umm

[eternal temple]

I think you misunderstood him, the letters are not legible by any means

[floral dust]

not anymore

[grim crag]

Down with AIIII

[eternal temple]

Then again AI is horrendous working out that aspect

[floral dust]

It helps me a lot actually, when i have questions

[eternal temple]

"The kings pact binds them, they cannot see or speak to us" AI: creats ways to see without seeing and speak without speaking

[eager sandal]

[floral dust]

Yep. All a mind game

[gritty wave]

Guys i tilted like 60 elo is that normal

[grim crag]

Part of the game.

[floral dust]

Happened to me all day, but I've also risen 80 elo since then

[sudden pilot]

Sacrifice everything to get 2nd queen

[gritty wave]

Went from 1973 to 1900

Few games off 2000 smh

[sudden pilot]

I got blundered hundred times he still commit for 2nd queen

[grim crag]

You traveled back in time.

[eager sandal]

2k games and 1900 ???

[gritty wave]

Literally in 1 sitting

[gritty wave]

I have 2k games?

[floral dust]

i'd do this instead:

[eager sandal]

it feels crazy to ne

[limpid viper]

4707

[eager sandal]

or its just that my little ah never experienced chess club

[gritty wave]

I play bullet mostly

[eager sandal]

o

[gritty wave]

How do yall see my games lol

[limpid viper]

it says on your profile

game history 4707

[gritty wave]

Thought its just the rating i might turn ts off

https://tenor.com/view/discord-logging-off-discord-logging-out-of-discord-hinata-naruto-gif-10192352299148582734

[limpid viper]

theres no harm in it lol

[floral dust]

once a day i can have chess.com anaylize my game. I do it sometimes.

I selected some funny hawaiian shirt wearing man

he's a bit sassy though

[grim crag]

We know everything

[stark seal]

Its so peak 🥹

[eager sandal]

hikaru

[floral dust]

he says I am smart

[limpid viper]

hes lying to you

[grim crag]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[eager sandal]

jes savage

[eternal temple]

Brother, quit

[static timber]

Hi guys

[limpid viper]

what

[eternal temple]

Just dont

[limpid viper]

??

[floral dust]

My pineapple pal would NEVER!

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-s-patrick-patrick-star-bottle-dumb-gif-1741625486363070335

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> randomgamewatcher

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1960 (peak)
Blitz: 2012 (peak)
Bullet: 2150 (2327 peak)

[gritty wave]

When did u get 2k blitz?

[eager sandal]

where did this ah go

[plain solar]

i have a chess diary that i self-analyze my game in a day. I find it very good and help me improve a lots.

[eternal temple]

The pfp is false you will just be aggravated a lot

[floral dust]

this was my winning move

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-brother-hey-brother-what-is-this-what-am-i-looking-at-gif-15927984058571805389

[eager sandal]

watever

WHY IS IT 3 AM

WHAT

[floral dust]

I've broken the enemies spirit with my wall of pawns opening. He wasted his time trying to jump around them, but couldn't

[eager sandal]

IT WAS LIKE 10AM 3 MINUTES AGO

[floral dust]

then at the end he had no time left (as planned by me)

[eager sandal]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY PERVEPTION OF TIME

[eternal temple]

Its 12 pm for me

[eager sandal]

I MEANT PM

OMG WHAT

WTH

[floral dust]

Currently I am trying different openings in geometrical shapes. Wall of pawns, Pawns assembled in a V shape, pawns assembled in U shape, pawns assembled in a zigzag line and so on.
To see what works best for me

[eager sandal]

😭

[neon flint]

Real. So. Real........

[floral dust]

Wall of pawns works the best so far though

[eager sandal]

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-woody-toy-story-sora-kh3-kh-gif-27223516

[eager sandal]

what eveb is wall of pawns

[sudden pilot]

Whatever opening variation ahh

[eternal temple]

Get the classic flying V or the stonewall

[floral dust]

wait i let Chatty G draw you a picture to explain it better

[neon flint]

Make a pawn structure into a fist so you can fis- I mean punch your enemies

[eternal temple]

You do not need to rely on chatty G to explain anything

[eager sandal]

[eternal temple]

Kinda funny but extremely low brow

[eager sandal]

try making pyramid

[neon flint]

I cant swear in this server sir im nerfed at the moment

[eager sandal]

it funny and cool

[eager sandal]

[floral dust]

check...mate...

https://tenor.com/bcpRI.gif

[eager sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-typing-shit-bro-just-typing-shit-gif-18336060238854257551

[static timber]

Hello

[oblique dagger]

Why is itachi hacking gouvernement

[floral dust]

hahaha, i had a very fun chess day during work today guys. Thanks very much

[eager sandal]

try pyramid of pawn it must be funy and cool

[timber marlin]

How can I get permission to talk In a call

[floral dust]

ok i try. brb

[eager sandal]

gl

[eternal temple]

you need swear words or lewd humor to be funny, can estimate age to be approximately under 15 years of age

[floral dust]

ok, I#ve set it up. now lets see

[magic ivy]

Check.. mate.

[eager sandal]

i feel offended because i did lewd humor against you

[vital anchor]

what is this postion

[eager sandal]

👍

[eternal temple]

Its fine im very unfunny

[hushed jay]

true arteeeee

[floral dust]

oof, i wasn't used to it yet. I ran out of time...

[static timber]

https://tenor.com/view/don’t-smile-don't-laugh-trying-not-to-laugh-funny-giggle-gif-6467512265182122147

[eager sandal]

funyunwueurh

[eternal temple]

Immortal pawns

[floral dust]

sorry i lost

[eager sandal]

lmao

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[opaque siren]

Hello chat

[floral dust]

Hey I gave it a fair shake

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> blitzsensei1

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 1928 (1973 peak)
Bullet: 2105 (peak)

[eternal temple]

Diamonds ARE unbreakable btw

[gritty wave]

I need 2k blitz

[eternal temple]

Perchance

[floral dust]

You can't just say perchance

[plain solar]

let unc has his fun bruh

[eager sandal]

うわーかわいい100日うわー

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> skibaqara

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2200 (peak)
Blitz: 2347 (2417 peak)
Bullet: 2529 (2746 peak)

[eager sandal]

you grammer is wronging

[buoyant warren]

so CHOOPED

[neon flint]

No I simply require swear words in ordinary speech (childish, I am aware but its a habit) preventing the constant flow and ordinary rate of my humor to proceed, for the reason that I must be a lot more cautious in the way I convey text. And yes I did write all this out because I am exceptionally bored.

[autumn bramble]

Tyyyy

[floral dust]

sometimes i misspell words as puns hahaha

[eager sandal]

[floral dust]

like "wood you look @ the thyme"

[buoyant warren]

bro just spammed some letters

[floral dust]

haha, as in Thyme the spice 😄

[plain solar]

i repeat, let unc have his fun.

[eager sandal]

he has fun

👍

[floral dust]

that's for sure. I must've played like 30 interesting chess games today during work hours.

[vernal schooner]

can i send a lichess game link?

[fierce storm]

am i ready to defeat magnus?

[plain solar]

ur getting banned for that 😈

[vernal schooner]

😢

[fierce storm]

loll

why did the message get delleted

[vernal schooner]

U guys do yall have any tips for me in bullet, im at 1700 elo in bullet and 2100 in rapid

[fierce storm]

play normal games and solve puzzles

[plain solar]

don't play bullet without a gun

[swift lark]

i hit 1900 and was afraid of playing another game bc i wanted to enjoy it for a couple days so i finally played a game and bro auto resigns after not even playing a move

[fierce storm]

no, you can play with a bullet you dont need a gun for that

[eager sandal]

can you sledge hammer the back of bullet and fire it

[plain solar]

won't effective

[vernal schooner]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-show-speed-stupid

[eager sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-clip-that-jarvis-meme-meme-jarvis-correct-their-grammar-gif-8115172700977195416

[ripe scarab]

Opponent really ragequit.

[fierce storm]

wdym fun is subjective

[floral dust]

that's not fair, I should've won that one!

[eager sandal]

herws funny cool ideas for you

[agile sable]

Why ragequit. He blundered and gave up

[fierce storm]

ragequit beacuse he got so mad bc of that blunder that he resigned

[ripe scarab]

Apparently it wasn't even a blunder, it's a mistake according to the engine

[grim crag]

Ran out of time

[floral dust]

yeah, HE ran out of time...

[eternal temple]

Mistake is usually considered a blunder

[agile sable]

That's why i play 10|5 usually

[floral dust]

ah, says here I've repeated something? and that's why draw? odd

[eternal temple]

Actually, I think its dependant on the depth of the mistake

[plain solar]

unc has barely time so he played Bullet.

[floral dust]

hey, i saw that!!! don't try to give me wrong advice!

[plain solar]

the 300 elo dude gave good answer, unc 💔

[foggy arch]

I see same people

[ripe scarab]

Before he made the mistake it was already -3.25 and after mistake it went up to -5.26

[eager sandal]

i did not.

[floral dust]

next you're gonna tell me "swap your king with your rook"

[plain solar]

if you don't then you will get checkmated very soon.

[floral dust]

a real King is supposed to lead. Not cower in a corner

[eternal temple]

Yeah, just labeled as a mistake because black was already winning

[plain solar]

a real king shouldn't be checkmated...

[foggy arch]

Doesn't work in chess

[grim crag]

Draw by repetition

??

[foggy arch]

In chess , king is coward..while Queen fights

[vernal schooner]

most kings js order others to do their dirty work

[floral dust]

here, I'll play a quick bullet game where i pressure a win with my king. Brb

[gentle gorge]

how did i genuinely win this position with 15 seconds on the clock against my opponent who had 50 seconds

[plain solar]

in late game, king's giga chad

[idle oracle]

because your opponent didn’t take the draw

[eternal temple]

this was a very nice move i found (rook takes knight) nice simplification tactic

[eager sandal]

i kinda actually love this unc

[foggy arch]

You are below 500 so it doesn't count

[eager sandal]

hes in his way

[plain solar]

let the unc have his fun, gng 💔

[ripe scarab]

Btw are you stuck at 1000-1199?

[gentle gorge]

rh7 f7 wouldve forced me to lose

[agile sable]

Still that's why i play 10|5

[plain solar]

he's 37 and has a wife, so he barely has time for chess

[kindred crypt]

rh7 f7 wouldve forced me to lose

[ripe scarab]

@gentle gorge why did the price inflate by 25%?

[agile sable]

How are you 300 rated. Like you for real 300 or your game review elo is higher?

[vernal schooner]

Why cant i send an image

[smoky ledge]

BRO

[eager sandal]

what

[plain solar]

cuz ur not linked ur chess. co account to discord.

[idle oracle]

down the piece but up in mental

[eager sandal]

im really 300, winning past 7 games because opponet sucks but im 300

[grizzled cargo]

who wanne play some blitz??

[idle oracle]

I’ve lost too many games being up a queen for a minor

[smoky ledge]

dutch defence?

whts tht

[vernal schooner]

Ohh

[agile sable]

You blunder a lot?

[grim crag]

Need ideas to revive the 1200-1399 chat.

[agile sable]

How

[plain solar]

did you mention the Dutch?

[eager sandal]

not really im my opinion

[zealous root]

What does c1=Q# mean in notation?

[eager sandal]

well i do blunder yes but not like hang pieces

[smoky ledge]

lawl tht is smth

[gentle gorge]

.

[torn sparrow]

ts is not aura

[ripe scarab]

What does that even mean now?

[eager sandal]

im trying to be as principled as possible

[plain solar]

you did hang pieces

[agile sable]

I wanna experience a 300 opponent lol. Never got that low

[smoky ledge]

yo mi 1200

[eternal temple]

Not stuck, more like just not pushing rapid

[smoky ledge]

bro

[grizzled cargo]

tryna play some blitZ?

[eager sandal]

That was like giveaway out of "i cant win so i will resign with style"

[plain solar]

The Dutch upscale is real, gng.

[ripe scarab]

Why not, playing rapid is a really good way to improve

[smoky ledge]

yessir add me , im in chess.com = "shadowthehalali"

[grizzled cargo]

okay okay

[eternal temple]

I hate it ngl, super toxic to me

[drowsy stump]

Hello

Anyone wanna play blitz?

[severe dock]

disgusting attempt at flattery

[floral dust]

Cool huh? it DID work. He got scared and didn't know WHAT to do when I approached him with my mighty king

[grizzled cargo]

i cant find you add me ism_0O0

[ripe scarab]

Do you take damage per tick when playing rapid?

[eager sandal]

classical?

[idle birch]

Is reaching 1000 Elo on rapid harder then reacher 1000 elo on blitz?

[eternal temple]

No, you get what im saying

[drowsy stump]

Blitz is generally harder

[plain solar]

agree, (i'm 960 in blizt)

and 1507 in rapid)

[smoky ledge]

ok qt

[idle birch]

Ah I see, I am trying to become better but I am still stuck on 400 elo for the past few days

On rapid

[grim crag]

This #1200-1399

[eager sandal]

i need to actually try harder

[floral dust]

same

[eager sandal]

but i cant what do i do

[ripe scarab]

I don't even have access to it so idk what's that

[drowsy stump]

U will get there, just try to improve ur board vision

[floral dust]

Maybe if i hold my face closer to the screen i see better moves

[idle birch]

Which one’s was much easier for you when you started out?

[plain solar]

unc, focus on your work 🙏

[grim crag]

blitz

[plain solar]

checker

[floral dust]

last 5 minutes. I am packing up

[idle birch]

Any tips on that? Or just looking

[grim crag]

Exactly

[foggy arch]

What you tryna flex with 200 elo

[smoky ledge]

Yo i sent you challenge

[ripe scarab]

Always blunder check before playing any move.

[idle birch]

What about ludo

[floral dust]

?

[idle birch]

Nvm

[grim crag]

If you can see this channel, GET IN HERE #1200-1399

[drowsy stump]

Play longer time formats. Always check what changed after every move

[plain solar]

I SAID, LET UNC HAVE HIS FUN 😠

[foggy arch]

God loves you 💓

[floral dust]

Someone just said it's not possible in Chess to intimidate and defeat your opponent with your King

[drowsy stump]

Are u Indian or Pakistani?

[plain solar]

i'm defending this unc like how i defend the Dutch.

[eager sandal]

😡 😡 he must have fun

[floral dust]

So i played a game to show it's not true haha

[idle birch]

Pakistan

[foggy arch]

Okay brother ❤️

[plain solar]

do not diss the unc 😡 again!!!

[ripe scarab]

You da real unc.

[floral dust]

@foggy arch i could lose against you in chess with 2 arms tied behind my back

this is nothing to me 😄

[drowsy stump]

Ahh i see, only us south Asians know of the superior game of ludo

[eternal temple]

I swear people are trying their hardest to put down someone for having less understanding of the game

[foggy arch]

I didn't diss anyway

[plain solar]

Dutch lowk what 😭 ?

[idle birch]

Fr lol

[kindred rapids]

Does game rating actually mean a thing on analysis bc everyone I’m versing is at least double the elo

[grim crag]

Check this out folks.

[limpid viper]

no

[drowsy stump]

Anyone wanna play blitz?

[plain solar]

yeah, it's how they detect cheaters.

[foggy arch]

Lol man .. enjoy it

[eager sandal]

nopr

[floral dust]

I have seen this bobby fischer guy in a video and he says i am in the best chess time of my life

[grave sorrel]

Is it okay if im a rating of 3021?

[ripe scarab]

It means how good or bad you played in that game

[plain solar]

did you just say shi about my beloved Dutch? 😡

[eager sandal]

?

[drowsy stump]

Sure, let me just get my fish ready

[grizzled cargo]

what happend?

[plain solar]

i just saw it buddy, do not lie to me 😡

[grim crag]

Mid

[kindred rapids]

Ah I see so relative to if you’re on the same skill level

[ripe scarab]

Yes

[eager sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-idk-this-person-questioning-random-person-this-who-gif-5295285761881556675

[plain solar]

explain

[grim crag]

Refuted opening.

[cosmic quest]

dutch is mid for rapid and classical (god forbid) its peak in blitz

[grim crag]

We've been tellin ya

[plain solar]

who refuted it tho?

[cosmic quest]

or bullet

[grave sorrel]

Nothing is better than alphazero

[grim crag]

Stockfish

[plain solar]

the fish gives it a +0.4, which is around balance.

[eager sandal]

?

[foggy arch]

People say ... people think

[drowsy stump]

Alpha zero can’t defeat prime chat gpt

[floral dust]

stock fish?

[grave sorrel]

😭

[grim crag]

+.4 is almost half a pawn bro

[eager sandal]

I JATE FISH

[drowsy stump]

Chat gpt can resurrect dead pieces

[eager sandal]

BECAUSE OF BONE

[plain solar]

i'm defending this unc like how i defend the Dutch.

[foggy arch]

🤣

[eager sandal]

IT ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO GET STABBED MY NECK AND BE DEAD

[grave sorrel]

Shrimp is better

[eager sandal]

based

[grim crag]

Try fillet

[severe dock]

[cosmic quest]

wtf bro get rid of the bone

[eager sandal]

yes

[plain solar]

you think you could exploit that 0.4 of advantages, buddy?

[eager sandal]

idc lazy

[ripe scarab]

Why did bro actually ragequit after losing a single PAWN. 😭✌️

[plain solar]

new flash, ur not engine, ur just a human

[grim crag]

Not me, I don't think I'm hikaru.

[eager sandal]

somwthing better to do than this shi

[plain solar]

Hikaru himself loves the Dutch btw, he played it alots.

[cosmic quest]

blaming a baseball bat by breaking your own leg with it 💔🥀

[severe dock]

your aura was just too much for them to handle

[eager sandal]

why so serious

[grim crag]

Hikaru likes to meme

[ripe scarab]

Like Sleeping.

[cosmic quest]

i like fish sorry

[plain solar]

especially the Leningard Dutch, because it contains 'Lenin'

[eager sandal]

ok

[cosmic quest]

im biased

[grim crag]

Might convince me like that

[ripe scarab]

I guess my new haircut is destroying opponents will to live through the game.

[grim crag]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-our-now-gif-10391955707070564011

[plain solar]

bro just told me englund is better than the Dutch 😭

[eager sandal]

[ripe scarab]

I heard many people talk shit about englund, is it that bad?

[cosmic quest]

https://tenor.com/view/missed-shot-basketball-lakers-gif-11423573

[grim crag]

Yes, it's named Englund bro

[limpid viper]

tomorrow will hopefully be the day i break into 2100 blitz 🙏

[plain solar]

-1.5, yep it's bad, White has a direct way to refute it.

[cosmic quest]

you can do it vro

[plain solar]

bro

Are you gonna challenge my Dutch or just talk shi?

[limpid viper]

1 bad day and im going to sleep tomorrow at 1900 😭

[ripe scarab]

Damn

[cosmic quest]

never happens trust

[limpid viper]

it happened last week vro

i got to like 2068 new peak and then fell everything

[cosmic quest]

its the process

[torn sparrow]

tilting is weak kinda tbh

[eager sandal]

ok

[limpid viper]

got to 2054 today tho so all i gotta do is get 46 tomorrow should be doable 🙏

[grim crag]

Easy to say, you're bluecompost.

[ripe scarab]

I had a bad day and fell from 1140-900

[limpid viper]

@torn sparrow tell him about your bad day vro

[plain solar]

Refuted.

[torn sparrow]

what does that even mean vro

[grim crag]

Yes.

[limpid viper]

greenflower lower rated than me was brief but it will be something i will never forget

[cosmic quest]

no bro people dont know the opening d5 100% winrate englund op

[ripe scarab]

Goonflower never tilts

[plain solar]

not beating the Dutch.

[cosmic quest]

is that whites move

[magic shard]

would you rather be lower than greenflower or lower than helo

[limpid viper]

i don't get a choice

[olive silo]

what makes you think its appropiate

[torn sparrow]

i would rather be higher than both of them

[limpid viper]

infact if you're lower than me you're kind of just lower than greenflower too

[ripe scarab]

I am lower rated than both so I lose either way

[cosmic quest]

dutch is harder to refute

[grim crag]

Your name is lit "last Dutch defense player" because it's refuted bro.

[plain solar]

yeah, i'm defending it

[limpid viper]

i have seen vro fall like 300 in a day

[plain solar]

who refuted it and how, btw?

[cosmic quest]

its not that good to play for a win though

[olive silo]

how do i still have the just joined role i literally have 706 messages

[torn sparrow]

actually 400 vro but it wasnt a real tilt tbh

[grim crag]

Magnus Nakamura.

[ripe scarab]

What makes you think it's inappropriate?

[limpid viper]

i get it tbh sometimes i get pissed and just start throwing games

[plain solar]

Magnus and Hikaru play the Dutch, fym you mean gng?:Sob

[cosmic quest]

i mean you risk in the sense of
you win or you lose
but i think you end up losing more often 😭

[grim crag]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNjVuamJveGNvdXFsaG1qdm81dHRlbHVsNnZza2tvb2lkOXJyOWJ3aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/tI0a0QzIRmzDShP23b/giphy.gif

[olive silo]

how do u bear this i destroyed my mouse over loosing 20 elo once

[torn sparrow]

use the greenflower technique

[olive silo]

i dont use this greedy platform

[plain solar]

well, my local club mostly play QGD, so they don't know what to do against QGA and my Dutch, so i just run them over.

[limpid viper]

how do you play chess buddy

[neon aurora]

helloooooo

[eager sandal]

how unaware and short minded di you havr yo be to be like that

[grim crag]

I destroyed my back playing bullet.

[olive silo]

funny part i barely do

[eager sandal]

like genuinely

[limpid viper]

how are you destrying a mouse over a measly 20 elo

[cosmic quest]

yeah thats a different story if people dont know what to do about it though

[olive silo]

i lost 120 elo last week and both of my hands bled after

[torn sparrow]

weak tilters

[grim crag]

Hi fren, thoughts on refuted Dutch defense?

[olive silo]

then i closed my account

[ripe scarab]

Yea cuz that's like my everyday routine

[plain solar]

bro you compared The Caro-Kann with the Dutch when they are two different defenses against 2 different openings.

[neon aurora]

dutch? nahhhh

[limpid viper]

fr i just threaten to close my account tbh

[eager sandal]

brother take the bait and L

[plain solar]

talk shi about my dutch

[magic shard]

I crashed out on 75 tilt once

[grim crag]

Well said fren.

[plain solar]

😩

[torn sparrow]

lichess?

[magic shard]

yeah

[limpid viper]

lowkey its not about the elo its about how you lose

[eager sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-meme-hmm-whine-brain-gif-17715944705576613914

[torn sparrow]

lichess 75 elo is painful tbh

[limpid viper]

i could crashout over 7 elo if my opponent did some bs

[olive silo]

impulsivity i wasnt even mad

[eager sandal]

bruh ong

[ripe scarab]

Losing when you were winning and made a blunder is worst.

[eager sandal]

i hate it when people stalls game

[plain solar]

I learnt the Dutch from Gotham and i shall not allow disrespect to his legacy!!!

RAGHHHHH

[grim crag]

Gotham is 20 years Caro player.

[magic shard]

real

[eager sandal]

just for the sake of hopium that i doesnt look at their moves anymotr

so messed up and petty

[plain solar]

and bro plays/teachs the Dutch

[limpid viper]

he does so for many openings

[plain solar]

you should visit his site, where he mainly teach some of the openings, not all of them.

[torn sparrow]

the thing is you get lower rated people there much more

[limpid viper]

not even gotham plays the dutch that much

[eager sandal]

bongcloud better thab any opening trust

[indigo stream]

are these stats normal ?

[grim crag]

Of course, he teaches according to level.

[plain solar]

Dutch is one of the openings that he spent 4-5 courses to talk about.

[grim crag]

Better than Dutch def.

[wind roost]

I offer few lessons but I offer 10 bucks per hour discount on monthly at 160 bucks Mon, Wed nd Fri, Sat

[eager sandal]

[limpid viper]

4-5 courses to learn a shit opening he's scamming you guys

[magic shard]

yeah

[plain solar]

how is it sh* opening?

[limpid viper]

because its not good

[ripe scarab]

More like 6-7 courses for a decent opening

[plain solar]

explain why it's not good gng 😭

[torn sparrow]

and if you lose -8 while if you win +3 or smth

[limpid viper]

because there are better openings

tf you mean explain why its not good

[grim crag]

Unrated 10 min let's do it.

[olive silo]

i play like only +500 but its not fun when playing only better

[plain solar]

there's better option doesn't mean the Dutch is not good 😭

[smoky ledge]

BRO

[nimble arch]

li more accurate anyways

[plain solar]

dm me

[indigo stream]

beautiful

[magic shard]

especially if you play an underrated player

[limpid viper]

that is exactly what it means

[olive silo]

im scared to play low elo players

[limpid viper]

if its not a top option its simply not good

[ripe scarab]

Is Italian white and KID for black good?

[eager sandal]

bro is getting cyberbullied over a god forsaken chess

[plain solar]

Dutch

[limpid viper]

no actually these are all terrible openings

[wind roost]

Who??

[torn sparrow]

bro I remember when i was beating 5 2300s and 1 loss against 2200
and stuck at same rating smth

[sweet aspen]

I won against an 1100

[eager sandal]

@plain solar

[ripe scarab]

What's the best opening them according to you

[magic shard]

lol

[limpid viper]

london and offer a draw on move 5

[ripe scarab]

1100s are ass frfr

[grim crag]

nihl98, send unrated challenge

[ripe scarab]

[sweet aspen]

I'm even worser

[plain solar]

did you just say london? which starts with d4?

[kindred rapids]

Look at me 💀💀 lost my head completely

[olive silo]

at oine tournament on lichess i got 14/17 and got -14

[lone glen]

What is everyone’s favorite opening with d4?

[limpid viper]

preferably none

[ripe scarab]

That's nothing, once I got a 9 loss streak.

[plain solar]

i don't play d4 but against d4, i have an idea 😈

[lone glen]

Dutch?

[kindred rapids]

The worst part is I think I’m playing well and do something so stupid

[ripe scarab]

Try to setup tactics that's how you can get out of 600

[kindred rapids]

Like a battery?

[lone glen]

Hot take but OTB ratings matter more then online ratings

[limpid viper]

this is not a hot take at all

[nimble arch]

cold take lol

[torn sparrow]

bro is not alone on this take

[nimble arch]

honestly it just an opinion

nobody actually cares about your chess except for other chess ppl

[olive silo]

i disagree most people dont play enough otb

[short summit]

Hot take breathing air matters more than walking 🗣️

[plain solar]

unc Maci is offline 😭

[ripe scarab]

You should do puzzles.

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-frozen-chilly-the-shining-winter-gif-10777839

[grizzled cargo]

who tryna play some blitz

[lone glen]

But OTB games are more competitive

[sweet aspen]

when someone approaches me reviewing a chess position on my board and asks me to play checkers

[lone glen]

Thank you

[ripe scarab]

My friends care when they get checkmated on the 5th move

[torn sparrow]

unless you become world champion

[olive silo]

ur point?

[nimble arch]

which you aint

[eternal temple]

Que the mysterious just joined

[torn sparrow]

but its not true for everyone vro

[nimble arch]

but also like how many ppl actually know gukesh is world champion

[kindred rapids]

Yh ig its better than playing games rn was rated 1600 on lichess

[nimble arch]

because I dbout its that many

[sweet aspen]

he might've just replied to you just now and you don't know

[lone glen]

2000 OTB is better than 2000 Online

[eternal temple]

Gukesh gets too much hate

[nimble arch]

even then its still other chess ppl

[nimble arch]

sure but can they sense the difference between a 2200 and a gm?

[olive silo]

nahh depends on how many games
30 otb vs 2000 online same rating u cant say otb is better

[lone glen]

Generally

[sweet aspen]

gukesh probably the rarest indian in the world cause he's the only one who actually cleans

[short summit]

I'm a gm fr 🗣️

[torn sparrow]

there are alot of news articles about him vro

[ripe scarab]

Even I can't sense a difference if I am the one playing against them but if they are playing against each other it's pretty easy.

[nimble arch]

why do we have to attach it directly I dont understand why people assume to use this correlation as a basepoint

[eternal temple]

Excuse me, but why the racism?

[kindred crypt]

guys what do you do when u play good for long time then do the most stupid blunders ever and loose every game

im 1600 , should i just quit 😅

[sweet aspen]

mb gng

[nimble arch]

do your friends know gukesh is wc

mine dont care

[sweet aspen]

but what I meant was he cleans the floor with all of us in chess

[ripe scarab]

Your friends aren't the only people around in the world though

[torn sparrow]

I mean someone which never played chess was suprised he lost 3 games in a row after hearing it in a short or smth

[grim crag]

There you go guys

[nimble arch]

I dont have a better unbiased bassis

[grim crag]

Dutch refuted

[nimble arch]

a majority of people dont care

[grim crag]

https://www.chess.com/game/164330517982

[torn sparrow]

world champion title in chess is probably alot of aura or any title for scholarships

[olive silo]

why cant i send images

[plain solar]

rematch me rapid gng

[nimble arch]

right until youve already graduated

so then what

[olive silo]

@mods

[sweet aspen]

verify account first

[olive silo]

or tag mods

[torn sparrow]

it helped you get graduated which will you get a job vro

[olive silo]

how to do with lichess

[grim crag]

Should I rematch refuted dutch @limpid viper ?

[torn sparrow]

and more money and money rules the world trust

[limpid viper]

why is bro asking me

[sweet aspen]

dunno man

[grim crag]

Lol

[ripe scarab]

Majority of the people don't care about many things and that doesn't make those things any less enjoyable

[sweet aspen]

this is chess.com

[torn sparrow]

tbh its good that people care less about chess

[eternal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[ripe scarab]

Yea cuz then instead of 90th percentile I would be 40th percentile

[eternal temple]

Thank you, Captain Obvious, we couldnt do it without you

[vocal finch]

c7

[nimble arch]

I didnt say they arent enjoyable

thats not a claim I made

[kindred rapids]

What’s the best way to identify a mate in x and is puzzles a good way of doing this

[ripe scarab]

What's your exact claim then.

[eternal temple]

Most forcing moves usually or mating nets, and yes puzzles help with mating patterns

[ripe scarab]

Well tbh don't bother imma go to sleep

Good night

[nimble arch]

Admittedly an exaggeration, should be "Most people" [Like what I consider to be a LARGE most people, in which you can try to define yourself]

@ripe scarab ^

[sweet aspen]

sir might I inform you that message was a follow up to it's precursor, that being "dunno man" which is a simply don't reply to Crim24's response to my answer of "link up your account to chess.com"

[eternal temple]

Im aware, I was just trolling

[sweet aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-nice-grafic-gif-13206845596055018221

[small jungle]

Not a hot take at all

[ripe scarab]

There's no point in arguing because most people actually don't care about chess, because it's a niche game although everyone I know has atleast played 1 game of chess in their entire life.

[eternal temple]

When you lowk get the lucena position but you remember none of it

[sick jungle]

Monster fork 😂

[sweet aspen]

ts is too niche for me explain

[olive silo]

how ? hes literally wrong

[nimble arch]

I wasnt asking for an arugment lol, that was just my thoughts on it

[grim crag]

LLmao I was gonna castle and I moved the king xddd

[small jungle]

Online ratings matter more than otb?

[nimble arch]

seems like you agree with it too

[grim crag]

I guess it cannot prove dutch works if your opponent blunders like that.

[olive silo]

yeah because most people play more online

[eternal temple]

Usually its in the center of the board but I guess this position works too

[sweet aspen]

sac the rook

[limpid viper]

Tf is a lucena position

[eternal temple]

?

Aren't you like 2300?

[limpid viper]

No

[olive silo]

that jackass is probally ragebaiting every 2300 knows lucena

[sick jungle]

Rook c8

[limpid viper]

I’m not 2300 vro

[small jungle]

Endgame position vro

[ripe scarab]

Aren't you like 2400?

[olive silo]

yes u are❤️

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2103 (peak)
Blitz: 2054 (2068 peak)
Bullet: 1914 (2024 peak)

[pastel yew]

actually what is the lucena position

[limpid viper]

Does this look like 2300

[small jungle]

I forgot tbh

[sweet aspen]

nvm its Magnus carlsen

[sweet aspen]

build a bridge

[ripe scarab]

Why do you not have the rating role?

[limpid viper]

I’m getting ragebaited by people acting like I’m better than I am

[pastel yew]

what what

[limpid viper]

Removed it

[olive silo]

you ARE 2300 no matter what others say❤️

[limpid viper]

Ragebait

I couldn’t even hit 2200 rn 😭

[vital anchor]

chess.com server didnt update my stats still says im 400

[eternal temple]

2300 ❤️‍🩹

[pastel yew]

which one

[ripe scarab]

You are the most 2300 out of any 2300 that has ever been and will ever be.

[olive silo]

that ur elo is 2200 does not mean ur better on the inside❤️

[sweet aspen]

crazy

[pastel yew]

actually

[vital anchor]

all of them mate

[limpid viper]

So are we gonna let me know what a lucena position is now

[pastel yew]

ok

[limpid viper]

Or am I gonna have to search ts up

[sweet aspen]

google it

[limpid viper]

I will in a minute

[sweet aspen]

when do I need to start learnin shi like the novotny theme or the lucena position

[ripe scarab]

So who is winning here, Black?

[pastel yew]

I play 1.b4 dont expect much brainpower from me

[olive silo]

b 4 might be worse then carokann

[sweet aspen]

I played against someone named "TheFiveTime" they played b4 and crushed me, I reported them for cheating

[pastel yew]

surprisingly it gets me a lot of wins

[ripe scarab]

Yea I know that guy.

[floral trellis]

Anyone else 1600 or above in Puzzles?

[pastel yew]

nooo dont report meeee

[pastel yew]

me barely

[ripe scarab]

I am 1700

[eternal temple]

White, the goal is to promote the pawn

[eternal temple]

1800 lc puzzles

[sweet aspen]

how does someone actually find how to do that without engines

[ripe scarab]

Who's turn is it?

[eternal temple]

White to move

[pastel yew]

move the rook 1 to the right?

then move the king out

king opposition

[ripe scarab]

Rd1?

[sweet aspen]

then here here here takes takes promote here here here here here here here here here then checkmate

[pastel yew]

check check check check check knight b6 checkmate

[sweet aspen]

king enpassant checkmate on ΩZ 3 tetrated to 28

[dark rune]

is anyone down for a chess game rn

im tryna improve

[pastel yew]

infinity

[sweet aspen]

what's ur rating

[eternal temple]

Iirc you gotta cut the king of with the rook then you place your rook on the 4th rank, so when you side step to promote the pawn you can build a bridge to block the rook from seeing the pawn

[sweet aspen]

didn't magnus do this once

[eternal temple]

Yeah

[hexed ocean]

pp

has there ever been a time where 0 server mods are on

[sweet aspen]

👍

[ripe scarab]

Yea it's pretty easy, might even figure it out mid game.

[sweet aspen]

when to start learning advanced tactica

s

[ripe scarab]

At 3000

[eternal temple]

Bout 1400 somewhere

[teal kiln]

wsp guys

[dark rune]

hellooo

[small jungle]

Wdym by advanced tactics

[vital anchor]

300 elo in chess.com is 1400 in chess kids

[ripe scarab]

Why is your steam name monkey d. Bum?

[teal kiln]

guys guys, where is the best choice to learn chess especially if I'm 300-400 rating player

[limpid viper]

whats an advanced tactic

[ripe scarab]

Youtube

[vital anchor]

play chess kids and become 1400

[sweet aspen]

things that aren't cct and the basic tactical motifs, and also things that sound similar to the novotny theme

[limpid viper]

whats a novotny theme

[vital anchor]

middlegame tactics

[sweet aspen]

I played against the weakest engine there and still lost

[plain solar]

i'm defending The Dutch with my life 🙏

[vital anchor]

i am 500 and i became 1600 chess kids

[sweet aspen]

basically a zugzwang where if you sac a piece you block the other ones path to something important and then you take advantage of that

[grim crag]

No no, it's check check double check en passant discovered check, mate

[vital anchor]

this is what 1600 there play against the scandi lol

[nimble arch]

Find Mate

[sweet aspen]

lol wtf

[teal kiln]

don't tell that's a joke

[vital anchor]

ye

[nimble arch]

are you the 1600 in this case

[vital anchor]

no

[nimble arch]

d4 is ok

[vital anchor]

just random game i found

[limpid viper]

yep

[hollow rapids]

waddup ganggg

[frosty peak]

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[hollow rapids]

i'm back

[ripe scarab]

Welcome back

[sweet aspen]

guys do we agree that 12 and below should only use chesskid

[tribal sage]

hi

[grim crag]

knigh jump, sac, queen, check check mate.

[tribal sage]

how is chat

[hollow rapids]

i don't care ngl

[sweet aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/lorem-ipsum-dolor-sit-amet-rap-rapper-rapping-eminem-gif-27175310

[nimble arch]

Play games
Analyse
Play around with analysis board

Also just look for some other recourses, for beginner payers youtube videos arent by any means bad but there are more platforms as well

[ripe scarab]

Not happy cuz I lost to you pretty badly.

[tribal sage]

oh

[nimble arch]

no

[vital anchor]

another game i found

[sweet aspen]

it is a joke everyone even the 12 year olds hate chess kid, chess.com is already friendly enough

[nimble arch]

okay its a small mistake it happens

[grim crag]

Yes.

[hollow rapids]

chesskid isn't a bad website though

[teal kiln]

ty for some advice

[grim crag]

That's where you're wrong chesskiddo

[sweet aspen]

it's a waste of money is what I'm saying

[manic fox]

hii

[hollow rapids]

oh yeah that it totally is

[nimble arch]

I dont know how many people pay for chesskid

[grim crag]

ho

[nimble arch]

its free I think

[proven ginkgo]

[grim crag]

[foggy arch]

Wassup gng

[idle oracle]

I used to play on chesskid when I was a kid

[manic fox]

who even uses chesskid

[idle oracle]

it was okay

[sweet aspen]

like atleast 2 kids stole their moms credit card to get a subscription

[hollow rapids]

it's made by the kind people over at cc i don't think it's free

[limpid viper]

friendly if you disable chat

[nimble arch]

^

[grim crag]

sup goong

[ripe scarab]

Nh6 rf8 d7 random move d8 rxd8 Nf7

[vital anchor]

its free but elo there is inflated if ur 2000 chess.com ud prolly reach 4000 there no joke

[foggy arch]

He may rest in peace 🕊️

[sweet aspen]

this reminds me of an inside jokee

[patent elbow]

What is chesskid

[limpid viper]

bc1 vro

[foggy arch]

Hi

[idle oracle]

it’s free but you have membership for extra stuff like puzzles and lessons

[sweet aspen]

no one

[severe dock]

it's the kid version of chesscom

[proven ginkgo]

I do NOT see a forced mate but he loses a rook, no?

[vital anchor]

i just go there to see the hella inflated elo

[patent elbow]

Ohhh, i didnt knew about that

[floral trellis]

Not trying to jinx anything but this trick has worked everytime for me lol

[severe dock]

I used to smurf there but I can't get pairings anymore in a reasonable time

[nimble arch]

uh there is a forced mate

[severe dock]

there aren't very many over 1700 there

[nimble arch]

idk about rook stuff

[proven ginkgo]

Leonhardt gambit is built different

[floral trellis]

Is that what that is?

[nimble arch]

Nb5 🙁

Rb1 is fine

[sweet aspen]

they should rename it to leon♥️ gambit on Feb 14

[floral trellis]

Not good?

[proven ginkgo]

I love the opening but thats not how you play it haha

[kindred rapids]

At what point does it get respectable

[nimble arch]

I mean its only for that trick line you played, but Rb1 is the more engine approved option thats also agressive

[ripe scarab]

Bc1 @nimble arch ?

[floral trellis]

Lmao oh, the way I did it I’ve won the queen 4 for 4 knock on wood 💀

[severe dock]

it's always fun beating newbie kids (in chess) over there when it's usually the other way around: https://youtube.com/shorts/zAfnJ68FKks

[proven ginkgo]

yep^^

[tribal sage]

Does anyone want a game here

[floral trellis]

Ahh I see

[sweet aspen]

champion or gold

[grim crag]

BLUUEEEE looks good on the sky

Looks good on that neon bursting on the wall but darling it don't match your EYEEESSS

I'm telling YOUUUUUUUUUUU you don't need that guy

He's so black and white, he's steealin' your thunder

BABY BLUEEE AIN't YOUR COLORRRR

[proven ginkgo]

you basically get the queen stuck on the corner for like the next 5 moves at least

[kindred rapids]

Damn

[kindred rapids]

I’ll play

[tribal sage]

ok what's your username

[kindred rapids]

Subby786

[sweet aspen]

I got black I got white whatchu want

[tribal sage]

you meant 788

[cold salmon]

hey

[grim crag]

BLUE EEE AINT YOUR COLORRRRR

[kindred rapids]

Yh my bad red the other writing

[tribal sage]

np

[sweet aspen]

jesus christ its 4am and this baby is still awake

[tribal sage]

I sent

[cold salmon]

so you're from Japan

[grim crag]

AGATAI TARA, MODORANA II TO ITTA

[patent elbow]

The goes to c1 then h6?

[sweet aspen]

no but I speak a little japanese

[severe dock]

who wants a 1v1 beatdown from me?

[cold salmon]

South Korea?

China maybe

[sweet aspen]

no

no

[cold salmon]

Singapore

[sweet aspen]

close

but no

[cold salmon]

ughh does Indonesia have that

[grim crag]

Malaysia

[cold salmon]

i guess so

[patent elbow]

Idk im not very smort

[sweet aspen]

how y'all getting the countries around it

[cold salmon]

Philippines

[nimble arch]

is right

[grim crag]

Nihongo mo dekimasu

[patent elbow]

Yaaay

[tribal sage]

watashi mo

[floral trellis]

So I just saw the Leonhardt Gambit and see what you mean, did I make a new alternative?

[patent elbow]

[severe dock]

Manila 100%

[sweet aspen]

I'm not that advanced in duolingo

[pastel yew]

[Event "?"]
[Site "?"]
[Date "????.??.??"]
[Round "?"]
[White "?"]
[Black "?"]
[Result "1-0"]
[SetUp "1"]
[FEN "1K1k4/1P6/8/8/8/r7/8/2R5 w - - 0 1"]
[Link "https://www.chess.com/practice/custom"]

1. Rd1+ Ke7 2. Rd4 Kf7 3. Kc8 Rc3+ 4. Kd7 Rb3 5. Rf4+ Kg6 6. Kc6 Rb2 7. Rf8 Rc2+
2. Kd5 Rd2+ 9. Ke4 Re2+ 10. Kf3 Rd2 11. b8=Q Kg7 12. Rf7+ Kxf7 13. Qf4+ Ke6 14.
   Qxd2 Kf7 15. Qd6 Kg8 16. Qe7 Kh8 17. Kf4 Kg8 18. Kg5 Kh8 19. Kg6 Kg8 20. Qg7#
   1-0

[grim crag]

romaji wa totemo utsukushikunai yo

[proven ginkgo]

not really, this trap existed for a long long while

[tribal sage]

me not knowing what utsukushii is

[cold salmon]

so it's not Philippines @sweet aspen

[rancid osprey]

I won but i lost

[proven ginkgo]

but its certainly not that good, just stick to the main line

[cold salmon]

Taiwan?

[sweet aspen]

it's north korea

[grim crag]

EPIC FAILLLL

[floral trellis]

Damn lol

[severe dock]

is definitely philliphines

[tribal sage]

noooo

[cold salmon]

stop

[sweet aspen]

it is ph