💬〡chess-talk

[exotic sapphire]

?

[glass crane]

The gif

[exotic sapphire]

right here

[glass crane]

What abt the edit

[exotic sapphire]

never mentioned a edit lol

[manic lance]

chess the musical theme was removed......

it was my favorite board sound theme

[sudden copper]

yoooo

[sage mesa]

Yo who wanna check out my chess disccord, its really to have people to talk to improve or just chat if you want to join i can dm you link

[manic wren]

Man i hate myself
I lose to opponents who are like way worse than me

Clearly bad

[sage mesa]

Its alr it happens to everyone

[manic wren]

My blood is boiling that lucky opponent

[sage mesa]

Wanna join my chess server? Its alr if. Ot

[manic wren]

Idk

I already am in two

[sage mesa]

Dang bro i remember when i lost 100 elo.to cheaters in a row i was so angry

But 2 days later i gain 5o from chess.com compinsation

[sage mesa]

I mean the more the merrier? Lol

[foggy arch]

Wassup guys 🙂

[burnt fable]

Sup guys

[kindred crypt]

sup guys

[burnt fable]

What is your rating?

[nimble arch]

my favorite method of greeting

[burnt fable]

Wdym?

[nimble arch]

the first message was insantly an ask of rating

[burnt fable]

Aaaa

I got it

[mild harness]

@burnt fable i am 100

[frail creek]

I blundered so hard on this match

[hexed vale]

I finally made it to 1200 today after like a year 🥹

[mild harness]

@hexed vale Congrats

[burnt fable]

Congrats

[radiant crow]

There are too many traps set in the smaller leagues; isn't there a way to escape them?

[mortal bronze]

i never learned all that

[magic shard]

not even close

[burnt fable]

I got 1200 on chess.com like 2 years ago and now I'm a retired 1600 on fide with arena candidate master title and I don't play on chess.com much but I play bots, that's almost it about me

And I started chess 3 years ago

I guess that's kinda like a fast progress

Why are you guys not talking?

[hexed oracle]

Greetings lads

[hexed oracle]

ACM title is pretty much crap

[burnt fable]

What does lads mean?

Yeah

[hexed oracle]

In its simplest terms, "lads" is a British and Irish slang term for boys or men. Think of it as the across-the-pond equivalent of "guys," "dudes," or "fellas." While it literally just means "young men," the way it’s used usually carries a specific vibe.

[burnt fable]

I wanted to aim for AIM but I'm kinda crap at blitz so I only got 1389 on blitz and I can

get it if i played rapid

[hexed oracle]

welp time will get you there if you got determination

gl

[burnt fable]

tnx

[hexed oracle]

welp i gtg cya

[burnt fable]

bye

[tired hill]

Bro wanted to aim for aim

[timber badge]

why

[mortal bronze]

stopped studying after 10th grade

[burnt fable]

LOL

[burnt fable]

I'm currently in 11th grade so thats why i'm retired

[mortal bronze]

i was in 11th 15 years ago

[burnt fable]

Oh

So what are you doing now?

[hearty heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/984845679484608563/1188095966109241394/Schitso_Racist.gif

[mild harness]

Who wants to play bullet ? I am only 100 elo

[round cosmos]

ayyo my parents signed me up for a random chess tournament in my college i am just 700 rated i am gonna get smoked any tips?? the tournament is on 21st

[mild harness]

[kindred crypt]

A couple months ago I was a mere 900 elo player, but after my 168 day streak, grinding daily, I am now an impressive 700 elo

[lilac fulcrum]

[Event "Let's Play!"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "????.??.??"]
[Round "-"]
[White "chirag021OG"]
[Black "RoyalChess_9"]
[Result "0-1"]
[CurrentPosition "r4rk1/ppp2p2/6p1/2bNp2p/2p1P1b1/2P5/PP2qP1P/R3KR2 w - - 2 19"]
[Timezone "UTC"]
[ECO "C20"]
[ECOUrl "https://www.chess.com/openings/Kings-Pawn-Opening-Wayward-Queen-Attack-2...Nc6-3.Bc4"]
[WhiteElo "531"]
[BlackElo "569"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "RoyalChess_9 won by checkmate"]
[EndDate "2026.02.03"]
[EndTime "05:30:26"]
[Link "https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/164167173428/analysis"]
[WhiteUrl "https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/v1/user/500894259.06a16a08.50x50o.38c4908b5b40.jpg"]
[WhiteCountry "69"]
[WhiteTitle ""]
[BlackUrl "https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/v1/user/481332148.eb3efc94.50x50o.fddf32b00256.jpg"]
[BlackCountry "95"]
[BlackTitle ""]

1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bc4 g6 4. Qf3 Nf6 5. d3 Nd4 6. Qd1 Bc5 7. Bg5 O-O 8. Bxf6
   Qxf6 9. Nh3 d5 10. g4 dxc4 11. Nc3 h5 12. Nd5 Qh4 13. Rf1 Qxh3 14. c3 Nf3+ 15.
   Ke2 Bxg4 16. Qd2 Nxd2+ 17. Kxd2 Qxd3+ 18. Ke1 Qe2# 0-1

[frosty peak]

chirag021OG (531) vs. RoyalChess_9 (569)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bc4 g6 4. [Qf3] Nf6 5. d3 Nd4 6. Qd1 Bc5 7. Bg5 O-O 8. Bxf6 Qxf6 9. Nh3 d5 10. g4 dxc4 11. Nc3 h5 12. Nd5 Qh4 13. Rf1 Qxh3 14. c3 Nf3+ 15. Ke2 Bxg4 16. Qd2 Nxd2+ 17. Kxd2 Qxd3+ 18. Ke1 Qe2# 

[lilac fulcrum]

and magnus said the best opening was the wayward queen attack (i was black)

for beginners

[sage mesa]

Yo who wanna check out my chess disccord, its really to have people to talk to improve or just chat if you want to join i can dm you link

[echo trail]

Anyone with a low elo wanna play ? I need to feel good about myself

Somoene rated 400 pls

[last badger]

yo lets do it

[bleak falcon]

Stockfish 18 just dropped 🤯
It broke chess 🥵🥶

[mossy vessel]

Just beat a whole family tree on OTB last night feeling like a god

[neon aurora]

how much elo he has?

[kindred crypt]

hii

[lilac fulcrum]

im rated 570 is that fine

can someone tell me if i played well this game i feel like i didnt blunder

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/164167364336/analysis

[frosty peak]

Oousmane767 (559) vs. RoyalChess_9 (577)

Move List

1. Nf3 Nc6 2. [Nc3] Nf6 3. e4 e5 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Bc5 6. Bc4 Nxd4 7. e5 d5 8. Nxd5 Nxd5 9. Qh5 O-O 10. O-O Nxc2 11. Bd3 h6 12. Bxc2 Re8 13. Bg5 Qxg5 14. Qf3 Nf4 15. g3 Bh3 16. Qe4 Bxf1 17. Qh7+ Kf8 18. Rd1 Ne2+ 19. Kh1 Bxf2 20. Rd7 Nxg3+ 21. hxg3 Qh5# 

[lilac fulcrum]

stockfish is crazy bro. im analyzing the game and it says "DEPTH : 245"

[somber blaze]

Any 1000+ blitz up for a game

[somber blaze]

WTF?

[flint heath]

hi

[frail creek]

Chess but if the game only starts with 2 kings

[last badger]

u white or black?

[somber blaze]

Can we play blitz

[flint heath]

no

[somber blaze]

Ok

[lilac fulcrum]

gimme a sec im in a game

[mystic burrow]

😈 back baby

[mystic burrow]

hey zeejay can I play a game with you?

[lilac fulcrum]

black

[sudden copper]

hi

[iron hazel]

I guess some people are just too dumb for chess

[lilac fulcrum]

im playing a "568" which is probably worse than a penguin playing chess

[iron hazel]

No

A penguin would beat me in chess

[sudden copper]

im 600 elo

[iron hazel]

a toddler would beat me in chess

A ant would beat me in chess

[sudden copper]

i can par with u cause im 600

[iron hazel]

no

I quit chess

I am too stupid to play

[sudden copper]

me too but im not giving up

[iron hazel]

Okay but I do

[lilac fulcrum]

the one i said is supposedly 568 elo but is playing super stupidly just said "I’ve been drinking"

[mystic burrow]

if you have courage in your ass 1v1 me @last badger

[last badger]

studying rn for a tournament this weekend

here's a cool catalan game yo https://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1464644

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Evan Nguyen (coachingforless)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Evan Nguyen (coachingforless)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1758 (1773 peak)
Blitz: 1670 (1680 peak)
Bullet: 1505 (1514 peak)

[lilac fulcrum]

why is everyone playing like a hamster right now

[mystic burrow]

aah man, ok np all gud gng

[lilac fulcrum]

atleast in my games

[round cosmos]

they cant be serious lmao look at the stalemate rules

[lilac fulcrum]

what.

[iron hazel]

I will never understand how smart you have to be to play chess

[nimble arch]

wtf

[vocal summit]

i might buy chess diamond membership

[lilac fulcrum]

same

somebody just did a crazy queen sacrifice agaisnt me

[last badger]

thats super unofficial, what??

[nimble arch]

might as well not play

[vocal summit]

i only care for move explanations tbh

[lilac fulcrum]

(he resigned after that)

[magic shard]

this would give me the biggest crashout

[topaz tiger]

don't, why the hell would you do that

[nimble arch]

maybe its like a tie break thing???

[round cosmos]

IKR

[vocal summit]

any thing better?

[last badger]

stalemate is a draw, no matter what

[nimble arch]

make every game armegeddon

[vocal summit]

lichess is too complicated

[lilac fulcrum]

dude what were they on while writing these rules

[foggy arch]

Wassup my chess fellas ❤️

[somber blaze]

Lol no

[last badger]

i mean maybe, but if u rly want to do a tiebreak, just make an armegeddon

[topaz tiger]

yeah, play and practice with real people. dont need a clanker telling you what you should and shouldn't do.

[somber blaze]

Buchaloz is well known

[nimble arch]

for every game is quite strange ngl, *but more fun tho !!)

[nimble arch]

im assuming its a bracket

[somber blaze]

Its not

[lilac fulcrum]

can a 1000+ elo play me an unrated game to see if i survive

[vocal summit]

its 2026 please drop clanker jokes , also “real ppl” no one around me plays chess except my gf

[nimble arch]

then draws can be draws

[somber blaze]

I played over 50 irl tournaments they use buchaloz and mant other systems

[vocal summit]

im almost 1k

[nimble arch]

homie we arent talking abt ur tourneys

[round cosmos]

inter college level tournament btw

[lilac fulcrum]

whats ur user

[swift furnace]

ok

[vocal summit]

my discord user

[somber blaze]

Imagine someone got a 7/7 and other got it too,they use either buchaloz or tie break blitz 3+2

[somber blaze]

Ok

[nimble arch]

we are talking about the thing of @round cosmos

[mystic burrow]

hey can I play a match with you?

[somber blaze]

Owh

[vocal summit]

beastslayer950

[nimble arch]

Sorry, its quite late for me so I dont feel like playing

[somber blaze]

I can

[topaz tiger]

then play with her. also you can just play with other people on chess.com, you don't need a membership. and why are you so vocal against clanker hate? are they paying you?

[foggy arch]

What's good chat

[mystic burrow]

ohk np gng

[somber blaze]

Any player wanna play

[mystic burrow]

Sorry, its quite late for me so I dont feel like playing

[somber blaze]

Bruh

[swift furnace]

me

[somber blaze]

Hmuch ur blitz

[swift furnace]

1950

[somber blaze]

Dive in

Name? Chess com

[mystic burrow]

hey can I play with you

[swift furnace]

yeah

[mystic burrow]

im higher rated than him

[somber blaze]

NAME CHESS COM

[somber blaze]

iam 1650 fide so shutup

[mystic burrow]

im NM 😡

mf

[somber blaze]

Idc i have an IM coach

[foggy arch]

Great man

[swift furnace]

mostafa111287

[mystic burrow]

and my coach is a GM 😋

[foggy arch]

Wow !!

[sweet drift]

Hey who wants to match rn

[mystic burrow]

he can fu** your IM coach up

[somber blaze]

Idc

[foggy arch]

Why so rude buddy
.spread love

[somber blaze]

Try…he won arab cup

[mystic burrow]

😂

[mystic burrow]

nvm bud just play me

https://lichess.org/R2VWjP0C @somber blaze

[neon aurora]

helloooooo

[tidal cedar]

Worth watching this masterpiece
https://youtu.be/hOw5EVQ3xII?si=2p0MaXrURiaXTtYN

[sweet drift]

What' is your user? Do you have time for classical chess? 👀

[tidal cedar]

Bro didn't mentioned every game tho🥀

[thorn cliff]

world championship 2026 rules leaked

[round cosmos]

my college is ragebaiting lol

[thorn cliff]

when i ran a tournament for children last summer, if you stalemated while up lots of material, it counted as a loss

[neon aurora]

whats hes name?

[round cosmos]

this is inter college tournament they cant be doing this

[sweet drift]

[mystic burrow]

hello mf

[foggy arch]

Sure I can play I don't a user name

[somber blaze]

Eww lichess

[somber blaze]

Thats not me

[swift furnace]

you have played like 1400 are you that is your elo

[foggy arch]

I saw that game yea

[sick jungle]

Went from about to been checkmated to winning how tf did i get lucky 😂😂😂

[somber blaze]

Well i defeated some times 1550 fide,2000 cc,all in tournaments

And the 1550 fide is in my history,2000 is in an unrated tournament so i dont have it but still

[sweet drift]

Oh sweet! What is your chess.com user?

[somber blaze]

I play at 1700 with my full concentration tbh,won several tournaments with ranks of 3,2,1

[foggy arch]

Brother, I used to be 2300 i don't play chess now 🙂

[somber blaze]

And 1550 fide is 1750 cc

[foggy arch]

This is wrong

[somber blaze]

This is true

[round cosmos]

ikr they really just made up a rule atp they went like "you know draw? yeah that aint happening this is a knockout tournament"

[somber blaze]

Cc rating are 200 elo higher than fide ones

[foggy arch]

We can play from lichess tho ..I think we can play as anonymous

[lilac fulcrum]

lmao

[somber blaze]

Example magnus is 2820 fide he is 3000 cc

[lilac fulcrum]

i somehow beat a 952 as a 601 (if you wanna check out the game here it is : im white) https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/164168009654/analysis

[round cosmos]

i must play i am one of the three guys in my class who knows chess lol

[frosty peak]

RoyalChess_9 (601) vs. beastslayer950 (952)

Move List

1. e4 d6 2. d4 Nf6 3. Nc3 g6 4. Nf3 Bg7 5. [Bc4] Bg4 6. O-O O-O 7. Be3 e5 8. dxe5 dxe5 9. Qxd8 Rxd8 10. Nxe5 Bh5 11. f3 Rf8 12. Rfd1 Nxe4 13. g4 Nxc3 14. bxc3 Bxe5 15. gxh5 Bxc3 16. Rab1 b6 17. Bd5 Re8 18. Bxa8 Rxe3 19. h6 Kf8 20. Rd8+ Ke7 21. Rxb8 Bd4 22. Kg2 Re2+ 23. Kg3 Be5+ 24. f4 Re3+ 25. Bf3 Bd6 26. Rh8 g5 27. Rxh7 gxf4+ 28. Kg4 Ke6 29. Bg2 f5+ 30. Kg5 Be7+ 31. Rxe7+ Kxe7 32. h7 f3 33. h8=Q Re5 34. Qxe5+ Kd7 35. Bxf3 f4 36. Qxf4 

[sweet drift]

I do have lichess if you won’t be to annoyed with my skill it’ll be fun for me

[foggy arch]

Won't argue

[vocal summit]

having one bad game isnt uncommon

[foggy arch]

Why would be annoyed by your skill man !! I appreciate your words man !

[swift furnace]

anyone wanna play casual match

[lilac fulcrum]

yeah its fine

me

[lilac fulcrum]

whats ur username good sir

[somber blaze]

Iam right…

[swift furnace]

mostafa111287

[vocal summit]

be weary he chats alot

[foggy arch]

God loves you bro ❤️

[somber blaze]

You too❤️

[sweet drift]

Nice! Can you create it and invite me?

[foggy arch]

Umm dm me bro ..I am doing in a while 🙂

[sweet drift]

Sent

[round cosmos]

can anyone tell me what do they mean by "if there is a tie in points the player with most pieces still on the board will be the winner"

[mystic burrow]

anyone below 1500? 😋

[round cosmos]

like what do you mean you will consider 3 pawns stronger than one knight at that point

[neon aurora]

because, regardless of position, u can still have mate, even if u are standing, u must move in front of checkmate

[mystic burrow]

yo mom

[sudden copper]

im 600

[lilac fulcrum]

guys im cooked mostafa is a 2000 elo

[sudden copper]

im 666 elo

[lilac fulcrum]

im in move 24

[mystic burrow]

wanna get coached ma boi

[lilac fulcrum]

HELPP MEE IM GONNA DIE

[round cosmos]

rip

[mystic burrow]

lemme beat this guy's ass, who's mostafa?

[lilac fulcrum]

im only -3 somehow on material

i got nervous and blundered my queen

[sudden copper]

sure

[lilac fulcrum]

from an almost drawn position

[sudden copper]

im very noob

[ionic solar]

So romantic

[foggy arch]

What happened bro

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> jjjohmin

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 666 (694 peak)
Bullet: 381 (503 peak)

[lilac fulcrum]

a 2000 elo played me and i got nervous and blundered my queen in an almost equal position

[ionic solar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1468018500785410130/board_1.gif

[swift furnace]

chill

[ionic solar]

So romantic

Yes bebe

[lilac fulcrum]

holy kings gambit

[ionic solar]

Muzio gambit

[neon aurora]

nakamura-andreikin game mentioneeed🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

[lilac fulcrum]

does anyone wanna play me

thats not a SGM like mostafa

[ionic solar]

I'm definitely going to play this on the club.

[mild harness]

Why be nervous against a 2000 ? That still very low elo

[lilac fulcrum]

gng should i buy diamond? i want it to get better at chess, since i dont have enough money for a coach or chess teacher

[lilac fulcrum]

???????

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aman Chakma (amanchakma)

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Name: Aman Chakma (amanchakma)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2205 (peak)
Blitz: 1915 (peak)
Bullet: 1711 (1748 peak)

[dim ravine]

https://www.chess.com/member/Ernest973-Maz

[lilac fulcrum]

fah

[dim ravine]

I did it 1200!!

[foggy arch]

Awesome

[dim ravine]

Thanks man

[neon aurora]

guyzz, whats variations of ruy lopez is best??

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> RoyalChess_9

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Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

[lilac fulcrum]

wheres my elo mr bot

[dim ravine]

It wasnt easy and i clutched up hard

[main owl]

There's a disrespectful M2 in this position and I found it lol.

[lone totem]

anti-marshall

[lilac fulcrum]

hey @lone totem

[lone totem]

sup

[lilac fulcrum]

can i play you 1 game and see if i last 20 moves

rapid 10 min unrated

[lone totem]

number of moves lasted dont matter

[autumn cove]

Wanted to play 1 game with anyone

[foggy arch]

Try the main line brothaa ❤️ or the closed one

[neon aurora]

hah, i dont need that much

[lilac fulcrum]

bro your elo is like 3.5x higher than mine ofc it does youll probably checkmate me in 2 moves

[autumn cove]

https://link.chess.com/play/MHtmls

[neon aurora]

yesss , closed line is my favourite with marshall attack

[foggy arch]

I love it too

[ionic solar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1468019566654390556/board_2.gif

[lone totem]

nah bro, anyone could last 20 moves by playing passive moves like d3 e3

[ionic solar]

So romantic bebes

[foggy arch]

Hehe

[lone totem]

a better landmark would be like ~40 moves

[neon aurora]

@indigo nexus

[lilac fulcrum]

okay 40 moves. challenge me

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> royalchess_9

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Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 601 (636 peak)
Blitz: 158 (293 peak)
Bullet: 100 (262 peak)

[lilac fulcrum]

im cooked chat 🔥

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aman Chakma (amanchakma)

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Name: Aman Chakma (amanchakma)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2205 (peak)
Blitz: 1915 (peak)
Bullet: 1711 (1748 peak)

[foggy arch]

So you happy? 😂

[lilac fulcrum]

well im curious to see how a 2200 plays just for the funsies

[mystic burrow]

hey haman cakma

[ionic solar]

Bebe best opening

[foggy arch]

I am 2.3k wanna play

[lilac fulcrum]

yes

[neon aurora]

but. i dont need that much like anti-marshall or zayitsev variation

[lone totem]

ello

[foggy arch]

Alr your choice bro ❤️

[lilac fulcrum]

challenge me ha

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> royalchess_9

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 601 (636 peak)
Blitz: 158 (293 peak)
Bullet: 100 (262 peak)

[lone totem]

wait who are you 🤨 you got that one girl friended

[lilac fulcrum]

id be lucky to even draw this guy 🥀

[lone totem]

ehh nah

[mystic burrow]

you dont know that girl?

[lone totem]

i do

but how do you know her

[mystic burrow]

shes my first indian female friend

[lilac fulcrum]

you know what im not challenging you

[lone totem]

are you an alt vro

[lilac fulcrum]

i just searched aman in google

[mystic burrow]

I only have russian, few americans in my friendlist

[lilac fulcrum]

and it said "aman chakma fide profile"

[lone totem]

pff

[mystic burrow]

😡

[lone totem]

damn only one day

[ionic solar]

Alien gambit will take any caro kann player out of their comfort zone.

[autumn cove]

https://link.chess.com/play/MHtmls anyone wanna play

[lone totem]

sure bro whatever floats your boat 🥀

[neon aurora]

alien gambiit my legacyyyy

[autumn cove]

Pls

[lone totem]

oh btw why not antimarshall

[lilac fulcrum]

ha why is the place youre from* on the damn internet

[sudden copper]

does anyone below 1000 elo there?

[autumn cove]

Me

[mystic burrow]

your mom 😂

[lone totem]

🥀

[lilac fulcrum]

so funny i fell off my table

[foggy arch]

Best lives

[ionic solar]

It's facts. Caro players don't play the caro kann to have exciting romantic chess.

[lone totem]

side effects of being good at chess fr

[mystic burrow]

cool

[neon aurora]

anyone who likes marshall attack , doesnt like anti-marshall

[foggy arch]

😔

[lone totem]

nah i like both cus the marshall attack is strong, so I'd like to prevent it as white

[lone totem]

yea thats true, but theyre gonna know alien gambit theory at some point

this why i invented my own novelty against caro

[autumn cove]

https://link.chess.com/play/MHtml anyone above 900 elo

[neon aurora]

yeah, and in anti-marshall is dont too much theory like in marshall attack

[lone totem]

hmm yea it does have theory

[torn sparrow]

How bro talks not playing Spanish

[sudden copper]

me

[autumn cove]

Come join

[lone totem]

im honorary ruy lopez player vro i play italian 🥺

[torn sparrow]

Worse Lopez

[true pivot]

Where's the pfp from?

[lilac fulcrum]

i lowkey dont remember

[sudden copper]

i cant enter that website somehow, can u tell your nickname on chess.com?

[true pivot]

Sad

[lilac fulcrum]

search cat driving meme

found it

[true pivot]

Alright thanks

[ionic solar]

I don't think they'll be as sharp as my attack. Maybe sounds selfish but they aren't prepared, I love tactical complex positions and I know traps, chances they fall into a tactic is much higher. Even after c5 it isn't over.

[lilac fulcrum]

np

[foggy arch]

Hilarious

[autumn cove]

KingDicey

[ionic solar]

I mean von Hennig sounds funny against caro too, but against a club player I'll definitely play alien gambit.

[lilac fulcrum]

the orange cat in my pfp would probably crash at 150mph into a pole

[lone totem]

oo yea von-hennig looks interesting

[autumn cove]

KingDicey

[sudden copper]

idian right?

[foggy arch]

God loves you bro ❤️

[true pivot]

Exchange caro vs caro is also not bad

[lilac fulcrum]

what does that have to do with it

[true pivot]

Most caro players don't know a lot about what to do

[lone totem]

one reason why I don't like the alien is cus its inherently unsound, so it's gonna be more and more difficult to play up the elo ladder

[autumn cove]

Yup join bro

[sudden copper]

ok

[lone totem]

yo Rudra you play Matiks?

[true pivot]

Exactly

I would never play objectively bad openings when u can just not do that lmao

[lilac fulcrum]

dawg i said that because orange cats are stupid

[foggy arch]

Yes

[lilac fulcrum]

hey guys did yall know the best opening is the grob

cagnus marlsen told me that

[foggy arch]

Didn't know

[lone totem]

me too, I'm top 100 global classical btw 💀

[foggy arch]

Nice ...

[lilac fulcrum]

if somebody outside a tournament challenges you play the grob

[ionic solar]

Well I'm not titled yet, and at the club I don't expect a refutation.

[true pivot]

I had this game against the grob against this and we both spent 7 mins on the first 8 moves and I ended up flagging him lmao

[lilac fulcrum]

lmao

[lone totem]

im trying to get up my sprint duels now, went from 1300 to 1600 last day

whats your rating there

[neon aurora]

coca cola gambit

[foggy arch]

Don't know when I last played

[lone totem]

aw

[ionic solar]

Romantic chess is beautiful bebe

[lilac fulcrum]

coca cola gambit : mentos countergambit

[ionic solar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1468018500785410130/board_1.gif

[true pivot]

Not if it involves blunders bebe

[ionic solar]

On their side, yes.

[foggy arch]

I play romantic chess only ...2300 tho ..I barely play now

[lone totem]

ah yes triple muzio

i just decline the kings gambit

works like a charm

[ionic solar]

The most common move against alien gambit accepted is Nf3 Bg4 immediately giving back the material.

Like I don't expect my opponents to play such horrid, but it just says something.

[lone totem]

have you ever seen kings gambit declined @ionic solar

[ionic solar]

I'm studying it.

[lone totem]

ah nice

[ionic solar]

Probably going to make it my lifetime repertoire.

[lone totem]

tbf it gets drawish with theory

[forest thunder]

tbh i woudlnt worry abt it fr

[true pivot]

Idk if I play something that's -2 objectively my brain will constantly tell me I'm worse every time I'm out of theory lol

[modest geyser]

2 yeard ago

[forest thunder]

oh my bad bro

[modest geyser]

3 actually

[forest thunder]

[modest geyser]

Lol

[forest thunder]

and after 3 years you saw it in 3 seconds

[neon aurora]

bc5

[ionic solar]

That's a fair point, I don't have this anti romantic angle on my shoulder luckily ❤️

[lone totem]

ye

[ionic solar]

I like Bc5 the most.

[modest geyser]

Yea

[ionic solar]

Easiest to play everything is fine.

[lone totem]

your kg is fine, but i recommend switching to another response against caro later ngl

maybe alien gambit works great at 1500 elo but say, 2100 elo theres problems

[ionic solar]

I obviously know that alien gambit won't work in fide tournaments.

People will prep and be great.

[lilac fulcrum]

i just told ai to create the coca cola gambit : mentos countergambit and it gave me this : 1. a4 h5
2. Ra3 Rh6
3. h4 f5
4. Rhh3 g5
5. hxg5 b5
6. gxh6 bxa4
7. h7 Ra5
8. hxg8=N?? (underpromotion to a knight for no reason)

[ionic solar]

But at the chess club I can do it fine.

[lilac fulcrum]

somebody help my brain melted

with that "gambit"

[magic shard]

true why play the alien gambit when you can just play something normal and refute it

[lilac fulcrum]

IT SAID "white brings out the rook to simbolize a coca cola bottle opening, black brings out theirs to simbolize mentos dropping" 😭

[ionic solar]

Underpromotion is destroying their mental, brilliant move.

[lone totem]

chatgpt getting better at trolling

[ionic solar]

Because it is romantic bebe

[lilac fulcrum]

well i kinda did prompt it "create the "coca cola gambit : mentos countergambit" which the white player tries the coca cola gambit agaisnt black but mentos does the mentos countergambit but make them play the most stupid ultra moves "

[lone totem]

still honestly didnt expect it to say legal moves lol

[lilac fulcrum]

same

i thought it would say king takes king mate

[lone totem]

hm have you studied anything else against caro for the moment

[sudden copper]

bro suddenly left game

[lone totem]

what do you think of the caro advance tal variation

[lone totem]

happens, he was losing af anyway tho

[ionic solar]

I've looked at von Henning but that's all.

[lone totem]

ah i see

caro advance is one of the most challenging for black imo

[ionic solar]

I think my first fide tournament will be in May.

Before then I'm chilling.

Well in the national league I just play c4 and call it a day.

[frigid anchor]

Anyone knows a good way to improve in chess as a beginner?

[lone totem]

oh you play english? interesting

[magic shard]

most challenging if we count out the two knights attack (kills black)

[true pivot]

Play longer time formats and think of your opponent's best response every time before u make a move

[swift furnace]

analyze your games

[neon aurora]

and i think in bc5 variation , doesnt much too theory

[bleak falcon]

50 elo above stockfish 17.1
4150 in chess960

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Sevastyan Smirnov (y0ur_dessstr0yer)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Sevastyan Smirnov (y0ur_dessstr0yer)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2307 (2336 peak)
Blitz: 2527 (2540 peak)
Bullet: 2212 (2351 peak)

[lilac fulcrum]

i told ai to generate a chess game and gave it a stroke and it repeated 200 king moves

[mortal bronze]

that's how the kel variation begins

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2375 (peak)
Blitz: 2600 (peak)
Bullet: 2564 (peak)

[ionic solar]

It's pretty boring.

[ionic solar]

Eh d6 or d5 matters.

[neon aurora]

not a bad idea actually

[ionic solar]

English is rock solid and that's what I like about it.

And c4 e5 is especially fun as I get to use sicilian lines with a tempo up.

[timber badge]

nuh uh

[neon aurora]

what variations of english u like the most?

[lone totem]

nah it kills the game vro

[magic shard]

I solved it

it's a win for white

[ionic solar]

I think e4 is pretty funny system.

You get in some positional stuff.

[neon aurora]

nuhhh

[lone totem]

oh botvinnik with c4 e4 you mean?

[bleak falcon]

anyone wanna play against stockfish 18 for fun

[ionic solar]

But usually I play accelerated dragon.

[lone totem]

yeah botvinnik is interesting

[ionic solar]

Yeah

[timber badge]

god

[thorn cliff]

We both play and let’s see who lasts more moves

[timber badge]

i miss my accel dragon arc

[scarlet arrow]

Meow

[small jungle]

Is it haman cakma

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aman Chakma (amanchakma)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Aman Chakma (amanchakma)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2205 (peak)
Blitz: 1915 (peak)
Bullet: 1711 (1748 peak)

[lone totem]

bast how long does it take for a profile name change to show up

or do i disconnect reconnect

[ionic solar]

I think it's one of the better weapons against an agressive player.

[mighty steppe]

Can somebody here tell me what the brilliant move was here? https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/164168812682/

[frosty peak]

Homeboy443 (442) vs. Veera_Dinesh (408)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 f6 4. O-O g5 5. h3 f5 6. exf5 b5 7. Bxb5 g4 8. hxg4 Na5 9. Re1 e4 10. Rxe4+ Be7 11. Ne5 Nh6 12. Nf3 c6 13. g5 Nxf5 14. Bd3 O-O 15. Nd4 Nxd4 16. Rxd4 Qb6 17. Qh5 Qxd4 18. Qxh7# 

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Zwischen Zug (chakmagambit)

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Name: Zwischen Zug (chakmagambit)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2205 (peak)
Blitz: 1915 (peak)
Bullet: 1711 (1748 peak)

[lone totem]

oh there we go

[small jungle]

Wtf

[lone totem]

i made myself less doxxable vro

[small jungle]

Vro is not haman cakma anymore

[small jungle]

Lemme doxx u vro(jk pls no ban)

[lone totem]

yea but thing is black can just not castle

hopefully normal peeps wont know that

[ionic solar]

Meh who preps against English.

[sudden copper]

Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one

[ionic solar]

Kind of want to play alphabet gambit.

Which is the delayed wing gambit without e5.

[scarlet arrow]

Gotta disconnect and reconnect ig

[lone totem]

yeah did that

[scarlet arrow]

Gud

[lone totem]

bro is not a ghoul

[devout mason]

Fr

But still looks like was made by AI

[amber sedge]

I found this in someones game history, can u find it💔💔💔

[lone totem]

bro has the sleeper build in chess

[devout mason]

What's your ELO?

[thorn cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-master-gif-21795252

[amber sedge]

It's not my Account, I'm 700

[devout mason]

How did he beat maximum bot?

[amber sedge]

He prolly cheating

[ripe scarab]

Stockfish

[narrow fog]

Anyone down to play I’m around 1200?

[blazing gust]

Look similar

[amber sedge]

It's not a brilliant or smth

[devout mason]

That pawn looks bad

[amber sedge]

Ohhhh

I understand

[blazing gust]

Look at those arrows...

[devout mason]

I saw

[amber sedge]

One more left

[narrow fog]

One left

[blazing gust]

to kill

[devout mason]

If that pawn wasn't there that fork looks good

[narrow fog]

So like no games 🫩

[alpine lagoon]

NEIN

[foggy arch]

Yo

[devout mason]

Who wanna play chess?

[true grove]

.

[cerulean crane]

Savage move 💀

[blazing gust]

Chess.com thinks that the bishop is protected....

Why no threat arrow on the bishop:(

[ionic solar]

Because you are winning a queen?

[azure terrace]

lf femboys

[grave sphinx]

no luv for bishop

[azure terrace]

to play chess

[blazing gust]

but...

we love bishop also...

[ionic solar]

Nehh

[blazing gust]

:(

[mystic burrow]

hi

[limpid bough]

How on earth is this the best move? I played Bd7 instead since that actually prevents checkmate

[foggy arch]

Hi

[foggy arch]

Bro that's easy

[limpid bough]

Oh yeah cuz its check

My bad🤪

[short otter]

Okay but then why'd it highlight the rook ?

[foggy arch]

No problem god loves you ❤️

[ionic solar]

Because it is satisfying you also forked a rook.

But bishop no one cares about.

[short otter]

Didn't wanna do the austrian painters favourite symbol

[ionic solar]

Ah maybe because of that too!

[tired hill]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-shut-up-nerd-gif-17375844841948314694

[short otter]

Pov chatgpt chess

[limpid bough]

Dumbahh knight forgot the queen has her mimic technique🤦‍♂️

[foggy arch]

Hm

[short otter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-microwave-gif-14723451084347150947

I know i am .

Went from 512 elo to 450 ish in 2 days i keep getting worse

[foggy arch]

If you are enjoying doesn't matter what's ur elo

[manic wren]

He asked me for a draw in this position

[neon aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1467949586134994964/speechmemified_IMG_6221.gif

[foggy arch]

He needs some attention maybe

[neon aurora]

just take a draw

[neon aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/gusto-ko-to-gif-26581555

[safe jungle]

wth

[versed mesa]

he stalled didn't he

[foggy arch]

In India there's a dish called panner shewarwani ...it's prepared like this

[tired hill]

guys stop glazing me, i am not even that good

[versed mesa]

[safe jungle]

damn

[neon aurora]

nahhh brooo

[foggy arch]

Like you fry it and

[mystic burrow]

hello mf

[foggy arch]

Give sause and spices it's really good ..you guys should try if you guys visit India anyday

[safe jungle]

...
hi

[foggy arch]

Bro you accepted. ?

[strange turtle]

pov: you have an active queen

[manic wren]

He resigned next move, unexpted ik

[mystic burrow]

😉

[foggy arch]

Nah that's shameless queen

[strange turtle]

thats a cold blooded killer

[safe jungle]

accepted?

[safe jungle]

wsup

[foggy arch]

You said...alr whatever

[mystic burrow]

ntm and you

[safe jungle]

yep
i don't need enemies

[safe jungle]

chillin rn

[foggy arch]

You mean enemies?

[safe jungle]

🙃

[foggy arch]

Yeah spread love 💕

[safe jungle]

is that light yagami in ur pfp?

[foggy arch]

Yes

[safe jungle]

check my banner

[mystic burrow]

cool

[safe jungle]

yep

[mystic burrow]

wanna play a game? ;))

[safe jungle]

3+0?

[mystic burrow]

yeah sure but wait imma watching a ufc match just wait 3 mins

[safe jungle]

send ur acc

[mystic burrow]

wait brotha

[safe jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/oaky-okay-ok-meme-typo-oakley-gif-1135585561201001219

[night tendon]

i wanted to see if i could beat a 100 even if i did a horrible premove

[foggy arch]

Wow so you are a kira fan too?

[safe jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-kira-anime-light-laugh-gif-22099540

[foggy arch]

Great...

[safe jungle]

anyone likes L more than kira?

[foggy arch]

I saw few ... cause most go for L AND never understand how kira was made

[safe jungle]

kira defeated L

[foggy arch]

There's most who like L more

[odd crater]

I finally watched the queen's gambit

[safe jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-kevin-hart-damn-gif-22709278

[odd crater]

it was alright

[foggy arch]

It's okay ...You can watch that tobey's movie that Bobby fisher

That's better

[feral crystal]

Just checking it won’t actually help your get better at chess right?

[safe jungle]

watch DEATH NOTE

[odd crater]

tobey maguire?

[foggy arch]

It's goated

[foggy arch]

Ya

[safe jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-light-kira-anime-gif-22100000

[odd crater]

cool movie 🙊

[safe jungle]

anime

[odd crater]

I prefered the manga

[safe jungle]

trust me watch it

[odd crater]

I have

[safe jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[safe jungle]

oh my bad

[foggy arch]

You completed the series? There's like 37

[odd crater]

I prefer the first half, too

[safe jungle]

still called it a movie

[tepid wigeon]

Matt best L, prove me wrong… its impossible because there just isnt much data

[odd crater]

yes

[safe jungle]

yes, less than a week

[foggy arch]

I completed in 3 days lol

[odd crater]

I also watched the movie

[safe jungle]

i had exams in between

[mystic burrow]

hey ben im here

[safe jungle]

acc?

[foggy arch]

Oh I was in vacation

[mystic burrow]

@safe jungle quick https://lichess.org/n9Zq4pwv

[odd crater]

the death note movie is about the same level of mediocrity netflix used me to on their productions

[foggy arch]

I don't disturb anyone's point of view

[mystic burrow]

thats ya? @safe jungle

[safe jungle]

yes

play

[foggy arch]

Ben is there any server for anime

[tepid wigeon]

Also the best kira was that businessman who asked his group chat for help

[foggy arch]

I like light

[safe jungle]

idk

[odd crater]

if it motivates you to play more and study, it might

[feral crystal]

Alright I’ll watch it thanks

[odd crater]

Why do I like junkie characters in shows so much?

[strong locust]

Anyone who reached 2500+ blitz
What's the difference between 2300 and 2500
And what did it take u to reach 2500+

[odd crater]

Klaus was my fav character from umbrella academy for most of the show 😭

[safe jungle]

my top was only 2400

[feral crystal]

I agree lol

[odd crater]

and there's jesse pinkman, but Aaron Paul is too talented

[feral crystal]

My friend is 1900 uscf I’m not American how strong is that in chess.com roughly

[strong locust]

Ya it's just
At this rate I will easily reach 2400 blitz this year
The goal is 2500

[odd crater]

I was 650, didn't play in a while, dropped to 540 and I'm 575 now 😇

[tepid wigeon]

Light is like top 5 for sure but the ‘real deal’ was just about to seal the deal with that hot blonde but then everyone ruined it for him by being annoying and not helpful…
What the hell do they even do at the Yotsuba firm on normal days? 🤔

[ionic solar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1468018500785410130/board_1.gif

[odd crater]

what

[ionic solar]

Aww

Romantic chess 😍

Let's try again

[odd crater]

yeah, whatever you did, that did NOT work out

[ionic solar]

Ah weird.

Probably sent it too much it thinks I'm spamming.

[odd crater]

I meant in the game

I opened it in browser

[ionic solar]

Ah it does embed?

[odd crater]

no embed

[ionic solar]

Ah.

[ionic solar]

Muzio gambit bebe

[odd crater]

are you 200 elo?

[native musk]

Ts server is fried

[ionic solar]

Are you bebe

This is theory

Hot sexy theory

[odd crater]

how is that theory? the gif you sent just looks like 200's yolo'ing everything

😭

[ionic solar]

After Bf3 there's only 1 move.

That remains -1.5

[ionic solar]

This is theory, muzio gambit.

[odd crater]

if both players play nonsense, it works

[ionic solar]

Brother please

[odd crater]

dunno, just looks bad

[ionic solar]

https://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1600009&kpage=1

Hikaru played this in wordchampion blitz.

[odd crater]

wtf

[ionic solar]

2010

[foggy arch]

Wha

[ionic solar]

Muzio gambit is beautiful.

[odd crater]

yeah, well, they didn't play your entire gif

[ionic solar]

No his opponent didn't find Qf6.

[feral crystal]

I’m learning the Sicilian and I’m playing people in my high school who are roughly 1000-2200 what variation should I play

[ionic solar]

Qf6 is needed.

[odd crater]

it splits right about when I was like "wtf am I watching" in your gif

[ionic solar]

Else things go bad quickly, his opponent played it horrendously.

If they don't find Qf6 they'll probably loose.

[odd crater]

it's crazy that a line that looks so bad is actually good

[small jungle]

Najdorf

[empty mortar]

"roughly" gives the whole elo spectrum

99% of active players are 1000-2200

[odd crater]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-elf-cute-kawaii-gif-1391919008270779198

[empty mortar]

there's no reason for you to learn the sicilian, but the only one you will understand is dragon

you just have to face the music when it comes to maroczy bind

[feral crystal]

lol

[feral crystal]

Yeah I was planning on it but should I do normal dragon accelerated or hyper accelerated

[empty mortar]

hyper

[feral crystal]

Alright thanks

[empty mortar]

you will land in sligthly a worse position if white knows what hes doing

[small jungle]

Pterodactyl defense fr

[empty mortar]

thats my former cc name lol

[ionic solar]

You get so much pressure.

[empty mortar]

I used to spam ts when I was 1500

[feral crystal]

Wonderful I’m going to learn it

[ionic solar]

The reason you gambit e4 as well is because you want to develop with tempo not allowing any play.

[empty mortar]

why must you pick the sicilian tho

there's very little reason for you to do so

[feral crystal]

Idk can you recommended something vs e4 aside e5

[small jungle]

Caro kann

[empty mortar]

caro kann, french

[ionic solar]

Normal dragon is just a bit worse because you waste tempo.

[empty mortar]

emphasis on caro

what's your level exactly?

[odd crater]

is winging catalan or london ok?

[ionic solar]

And hyper accelerated I can recommend because there's no delayed wing gambit.

[small jungle]

How do you wing london

[feral crystal]

1600 chess com

[safe jungle]

bro

what was that

[mystic burrow]

😭 @safe jungle

[empty mortar]

is winging:

1. one of the most complicated openings in chess
2. fuhhass london
   ok

what kinda question was ts

[odd crater]

dunno, I just have a rough idea of how to play it

[safe jungle]

bro come on vc i will show u the win

[odd crater]

xdd

[mystic burrow]

dm?

[small jungle]

It's a system opening you dont need theory

[safe jungle]

i will call on dm wait and will show u

[empty mortar]

try pterodactly defence and see if you like it

[empty mortar]

need to know ideas not to be worse imediately

and all nf6 setups too

[small jungle]

Best idea in London is to resign

[odd crater]

I did do a marginal amount of study on the catalan, but I need to refresh my memory

[small jungle]

Just different move orders

[empty mortar]

and you're 500-999 rated?

[foggy raptor]

how to win QvR and rook next to king

[empty mortar]

1.. nf6 2... c5 white cries

[empty mortar]

bring your own king

[odd crater]

I suck at midgame

[ionic gull]

Anyone 2400+ down for a rapid

[shrewd mica]

[odd crater]

like, I'm so bad

[empty mortar]

adress it first

[small jungle]

I play KID like set-up against it since giri recommends it in his grunfeld lines

[foggy raptor]

cant figure out anything, my opp keeps putting his rook next to his king 🥀

cant push him in corner

[empty mortar]

why even grunfeld

[empty mortar]

neither of us is 2400+

[small jungle]

I play grunfeld vro

[empty mortar]

yeah why

[small jungle]

I like it

I used to play KID before

[mystic burrow]

can I play you ? 😄

[odd crater]

I have been doing that. I have difficulty finding the right ideas, sometimes. Like legitimately stumped on what to do next

[obsidian rock]

Yo

[ionic gull]

Sure

[odd crater]

and I end up somehow playing the worst move

[obsidian rock]

Anyone chess 3+0

[neon plover]

..

[ionic gull]

Yo

[mystic burrow]

hehe oki

[neon plover]

Can I play you

[ionic gull]

Ill DM

[obsidian rock]

Hey man, how’s it going? All good?

[obsidian rock]

Sure jst drop ur username

[neon plover]

Can I dm challenge link

[obsidian rock]

Sure

[empty mortar]

you're below 1000, stop hanging pieces

[neon plover]

Sent

[odd crater]

in any case, I check what mistakes I made after the game, most of the time, so I hang less

there's also this penomenon that no matter how long you think, 2, 20, 60 seconds, you will see your blunder only 1-2 seconds after playing

[full cobalt]

can I hang pieces?

[odd crater]

😔

[empty mortar]

trully

[empty mortar]

perhaps stop and think about your move for those 1-2 seconds

[neon plover]

Can I play you

[neon plover]

It only happens after you make your move

[odd crater]

so if I think for 4, 22 and 62 seconds, I'll be 1200?

[obsidian rock]

Come online bro

[odd crater]

because I did say that it happens even if I think longer

[neon plover]

It's a common stuff

[odd crater]

maybe I just needed to add 2 seconds all along

[neon plover]

Ok

[odd crater]

uh sure

[ionic solar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1468018500785410130/board_1.gif

Hehe

Kings gambit, can't recommend under like 1800 because theory is pretty big.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1468019566654390556/board_2.gif

Alien gambit I can recommend.

[odd crater]

like half of those moves, if I try making them, it'll be a game ending blunder and someone will yell at me, so can confirm

[worn birch]

shall ur play?

[empty mortar]

yes

[neon aurora]

@indigo nexus

[odd crater]

makes sense

[feral crystal]

Anything else I feel like my coach would laugh if I told him that

[obsidian rock]

Me

Anyone up for a match

[lilac fulcrum]

OH MY GOD I JUST SACRIFICED... THE ROOOOOOK

[clear mountain]

yea

[lilac fulcrum]

my 2nd rook sacrifice

[foggy raptor]

dont ping him bruh

[lilac fulcrum]

im the gotham kiddie

im so excited to hear the game review "THE ROOOOOK"

[ionic gull]

sure

[empty mortar]

I teach all of my students caro kann

[ionic gull]

whats your rating?

[feral crystal]

But I feel like the guys at my school I play against will abolish me with it (strongest is 2300 fide)

[empty mortar]

if a 2300 fide plays 1. e4 he for sure knows how to play against pterodactly defense, purely off of opening principles

[feral crystal]

Yeah I’m just gonna play French I think

[empty mortar]

honest advice against a 2300 fide with you being rated 1600 online is to resign quickly and not waste time

[empty mortar]

a 2300 fide will know how to dismantle your french

[harsh sky]

ew

[empty mortar]

you should try it

[feral crystal]

I’m just gonna play the Damiano defense at this point

[empty mortar]

the only option I see to try and win is to play the modern

as if the openings even matter atp

[harsh sky]

id rather play my sicilian

[empty mortar]

there's no anti caro kanns tho

[lilac fulcrum]

i cant stop hearing the sfx "THE ROOOOK" in game review from the levi coach

[shadow obsidian]

just resign

[empty mortar]

white can genuenily force a draw in the sicilian

[harsh sky]

e4 c6 Nf3 d5 Nc3

[lilac fulcrum]

r1b2knr/pppp1pRp/2n1p3/4P3/1b1P4/2NB1N1q/PPPB1P1P/R2QK3 w Q - 1 10

[empty mortar]

I'm fine with it

[full cobalt]

ew caro

[lilac fulcrum]

if yall wanna check out my rook sac

[harsh sky]

+1

[small jungle]

If he's 2300 fide he'll demolish you with anything

[odd crater]

I just hear "come on, you ugly piece of trash" for every blunder of mine that shows up in review 🙂

[empty mortar]

even dxe4 isnt bad

[harsh sky]

what do u play

[harsh sky]

Nxe4

[lilac fulcrum]

what elo are you

[empty mortar]

I've played dxe4 and e6

[empty mortar]

Bishop pins

[harsh sky]

e6

[lilac fulcrum]

im 600 and i have gotten 10 brilliants so they arent rare at all

[odd crater]

I dropped below 600 🙂

[harsh sky]

Bg4 or what

[odd crater]

so I hear that line a lot in my head

[empty mortar]

I lied its nf6 first

[clear mountain]

100 elo

[harsh sky]

Qe2

[torn sparrow]

🥶

[empty mortar]

ok so im unfamiliar with that lmao

takes takes nd2

[harsh sky]

isnt that literally mainline

[empty mortar]

is a cousin line in the tartakover

[harsh sky]

Bc4

[feral crystal]

Yeah I actually won against him once (he left to catch his train)

[empty mortar]

people don't play two knights and if they do they dont play main lines

[empty mortar]

nf6

[odd crater]

when you punish a blunder, it usually shows up as a brilliant

[empty mortar]

following its sister tartakover line

[harsh sky]

Ne5

e6 Qe2

[empty mortar]

qe2 is crazy

[odd crater]

your opponent also gets a bunch of brilliants off you

[empty mortar]

qd4 qe4 premove

[lilac fulcrum]

who else loves when they get double exclamation marks

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[shadow obsidian]

“a bunch of brilliants”

[lilac fulcrum]

what is this supposed to mean

[odd crater]

why me?

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-ok400-ok-400-magnus-gif-7368715257931097940

[lilac fulcrum]

what is that "ok 600" supposed to mean dawg 🥀

[harsh sky]

bros just playing a worse position atp

[odd crater]

you're skill issued

[harsh sky]

ok 600

[lilac fulcrum]

he replied that gif when i said "who else loves when they get double exclamation marks". i also have proof of 7 brilliants out of 10

if yall want proof i can dm it

[harsh sky]

7 out 10 what

apples? pears?

[lilac fulcrum]

brilliants ive gotten. i have proof of 7

[odd crater]

like I said, low elo like us, half the moves are blunders, half of them are brilliants

[lilac fulcrum]

the other 3 i dont have a picture

[harsh sky]

nobody cares about brilliants 🥀

[shadow obsidian]

counting brilliants in the big ‘26 💔🥀

[odd crater]

that's what I'm saying

😔

[shadow obsidian]

countingbrilliants mentioned ‼️‼️‼️

[harsh sky]

most brilliants dont even get a brilliant move

[mystic burrow]

who is that brotha?

[lilac fulcrum]

me?

somebody explain the sentence "most brilliants dont even get a brilliant move"

[harsh sky]

ok so theres moves that are actually brilliant and chess.com brilliants

[shadow obsidian]

brilliants are fake they’re designed to make you pay for diamond subscription so u can look at the colorful double exclamation point

[harsh sky]

shocker

[spring lion]

Who said this

[harsh sky]

me

[spring lion]

Oh

[shadow obsidian]

who else but rosimo

[spring lion]

Idk explain to him 😂

[odd crater]

random guy said it

[harsh sky]

for example here, f2 wouldnt get a brilliant move

[lilac fulcrum]

i didnt?

[mystic burrow]

haaha nice joke brotha

[spring lion]

All I can say is dont take brilliant moves seriously cuz its just a marketing strategy to make you upgrade to premium

[lilac fulcrum]

wdym nice joke. its not a lie.

[odd crater]

you are every random guys on earth?

[spring lion]

It was not him, youre getting this wrong

[odd crater]

😐

[mystic burrow]

ok brotha np, you are noob btw haha

[odd crater]

only thing I check are my mistakes

[spring lion]

Says the 1700

[empty mortar]

how worse

[shadow obsidian]

f2 will get you a not even a

[empty mortar]

i dont think its bad at all

[harsh sky]

even tho f2 is the most complex move of the sequence, itll only get best or great move, because its not a sacrifice

[mystic burrow]

brotha can we play a game?

[empty mortar]

price I pay for not geeking out about theory

[spring lion]

No

[empty mortar]

of some nf3 nc3 caro kann

[mystic burrow]

brotha u are scared ass

[spring lion]

Why should i waste my time on you

Yeah im so scared of 1700s, oh no!

[small jungle]

Shiver me timbers

[mystic burrow]

noob ass mf 🤣

[shadow obsidian]

this potato slander will not be tolerated

[spring lion]

Ok im scared of you tho

[lilac fulcrum]

can't even say no to a game without being called "noob"

[harsh sky]

u should be

[spring lion]

💀 ok bro

[tawny yew]

slime him tae

[small jungle]

You shouldn't be I'm weak😔

[spring lion]

☠️ nah ur pro

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-eating-camera-you-died-baby-eating-camera-dark-souls-dead-gif-gif-20362239

[odd crater]

Are you scared of me? You won't lose the game, but you may lose your sanity 😇

[harsh sky]

i bet youd lose to someonr below 600 elo

[tawny yew]

hell nah

[small jungle]

Look at my blitz vro💔

[spring lion]

Ehhhh why would i lose my sanity?

[odd crater]

because of my bad moves

[spring lion]

2213 rapid so tuff 🔥

[mystic burrow]

haha noob

[spring lion]

Oh lol yeah i might

[empty mortar]

that's a good rapid

[spring lion]

Fr

[small jungle]

Thank you isuxay

[empty mortar]

wait why are we calling me slow all the time

[last badger]

the most satisfying thing ever is winning a rapid game against an opponent who plays like it's bullet 🥶

[empty mortar]

doby is literally 1800 blitz 1600 bullet

I'm onto your ahh

[harsh sky]

cuz u r

[empty mortar]

ok its closer to 1900 1700

[harsh sky]

hes slow too

[spring lion]

2259 rapid so tuff 🔥

[empty mortar]

vro barely fell and refused to queue another game

[small jungle]

Gotta grind blitz tbh

[spring lion]

Ig the both of you are rapid players

[empty mortar]

we're both bad at chess

[harsh sky]

btoh of them are snails

[spring lion]

Nah im the noob here

[empty mortar]

connect your real cc 😭

[small jungle]

I flag most of my opps in rapid tbh

[harsh sky]

my connected account is more active