💬〡chess-talk

[sweet wigeon]

I liked Bc5 a lot here

[next trout]

I am pretty sure it's my first time playing in this position I don't know what to do

I will keep that in mind next time

[gentle gorge]

well its one of the most important endgames you have to know

[sweet wigeon]

@gentle gorge up for a game?

Like this endgame

[gentle gorge]

i dont know if the goat wants to play more games

[next trout]

Nah i am done

[gentle gorge]

then yes

[clear falcon]

For some reason I never can win with The Sicilian .

[next trout]

I usually resign when i am down a rook and i still don't know bishop and knight checkmate i need to learn a lot of endgame

Thanks for the tip i will probably be better next time in queen vs rook endgame

[gentle gorge]

yeah learn bishop and knight, its so important

[next trout]

Yea it's 2nd on my priority list i need to learn slav properly first

[gentle gorge]

not just for the mate but also for the pattern

[next trout]

I have been playing slav defence without learning any of it's theory because i can't find a good video for it

[gentle gorge]

learning an opening properly is gonna be really hard owo

[next trout]

Yea and i also need to master double bishop mate i take a long time with that

[hexed yarrow]

Yo

[gentle gorge]

oh what you dont know 2b mate?!

[next trout]

I just need to learn the basic since I don't know what to do with it i just play defensive

[next trout]

I do but i am slow with it

[olive silo]

thats tragic maybe you shouldnt impersonate a gm ìf u dont like ur play ? It will demotivate you cuz u arent a c tu ally a gm

[gentle gorge]

lol

[next trout]

Brother are you high

[gentle gorge]

then master it.

[olive silo]

no? I just dont like people stealing the valor of GM s like 90% do on this server Gms have worked very hard to achieve their title and people like u just impersonating them honestly kinda disrespectful

[next trout]

I will but there is kinda no need of rushing it at the moment since I don't usually get 2b endgame and even if i do i only play rapid and i always have like 3 minutes in the clock at the endgame which is more than enough

[gentle gorge]

what did he do bro

[next trout]

He's tryna make a "funny" joke like how my name the goat is a certain top gm

And i am impersonating him

[olive silo]

impersonate a GM and steal the valor and respect associated with the title

[next trout]

Oh server tag

This guy is an idiot

[gentle gorge]

XDDDDDDD

[olive silo]

maybe i mean the GM title right next to your name , you clearly arent a GM and honestly its kinda disrespectful GMs have worked hard to aquire their title u shouldnt just impersonate them u can disagree but i think I am in the right here

[gentle gorge]

bruh oh my god this guy cant be real

[olive silo]

tell me how i am wrong

[next trout]

And what if i am actually a gm

[hearty heron]

💀

[olive silo]

just stop bro i can see u have sub 1900 role

[next trout]

He's an ai chatbot

[hearty heron]

Nerd ass

[lethal briar]

[olive silo]

... and u are?

[viral jacinth]

i hate playing as black

ts sucks

[hearty heron]

Doesn't mean he can't have an alt with GM so su

[mortal tusk]

Same lol

[olive silo]

yeah um that s very unlikely bud

[next trout]

Bro he's obviously trying to ragebait or trying to annoy us,just ignore him

[hearty heron]

Practically possible so shut your ass down

[tawdry basin]

Yo

[next trout]

What's the difference in your win percentage as white and as black

[tawdry basin]

Wsg

[olive silo]

ok bro ur a scumbag if u actually believe that

[hearty heron]

I don't but you clearly bloppin bullshit here tryna act slick or some

Jobless mf number 2 after @tired bane

[next trout]

Can't we just ban this type of guy

[olive silo]

so u believe this guy randomly woke up as a gm had frickin nothing better to do? then make an alt and talk about frickin not bein able to do bishop mate quick like most GMS can do that so why would he say that ur actually delusional if i believe that jeeez

[spring sand]

Hi

[hearty heron]

Absolute demonicus bro

[harsh sky]

who would ever alt

im sure everyones elo role is correct

[hearty heron]

Aight bro this wanksta just tryin beef with very1

[harsh sky]

ik

[olive silo]

he cant even use proper approved dictonary words i think he is a ragebait me

[next trout]

Definitely not you

[harsh sky]

never

[gentle gorge]

ur talking to azerbaijan u27 champion btw

[hearty heron]

27?

[gentle gorge]

26

[olive silo]

ok mr GM

[harsh sky]

in dog years

[olive silo]

ay im the first one to congratulate you if you ACTUALLY become a GM

[hearty heron]

Bro I haven't been an Azerbaijani champion

[next trout]

Brother its okay if your parents didn't give you enough Attention as a child just stop doing this shit

[gentle gorge]

25

[harsh sky]

its a bomb countdown

[hearty heron]

I never won Azerbaijani championships

[void tusk]

i feel like quitting chess

[signal oasis]

Opp resigned here 😭😭

[ripe scarab]

And he sacrificed THE ROOOKKK!!!!!

[thorn cliff]

[ripe scarab]

[spring sand]

We all do at some point, just to come back a month later

[thorn cliff]

Opp couldn’t take the humiliation of falling for a stalemate

[signal oasis]

Real

[ripe scarab]

I guess he didn't want to stalemate

[void tusk]

im still relatively new so no i dont think im going to come back later i was looking for advice actually

[rare carbon]

Cheaters not getting banned

[olive silo]

where is azebaijan

[rare carbon]

Beside armenia

[hearty heron]

Up in your ass was this what you wanted for the past 30 minutes

[spring sand]

Oh yeah just keep playing through this beginning stage it definitely gets more fun

[ripe scarab]

Damn that's a legit cheater

[olive silo]

??

[hearty heron]

I'll sleep now this yapper not worth the time

[olive silo]

bru its a simple question

[rare carbon]

Doesnt matter.. i am still shit

[spring sand]

It starts getting more fun when u can understand what's going on

[next trout]

Can be a smurf too either way he would be banned

[olive silo]

why is everoyne here jus being a jackass to me

[olive silo]

jus cuz i disagree with them

[void tusk]

How? how am i supposed to keep playing and have fun? sorry, i just wasted a 6 day weekend doing nothing but chess and i went down 200 elo. I can understand fine im 700. I mean, i was 900 but whatever. Whats "next", for me to dump my money into books? this is absolutely miserable

[trim epoch]

Back to chess after months

[next trout]

If you lose 3 games in a row just close the game

[hearty heron]

Valid and understandable crashout

[ripe scarab]

I was gonna say don't worry I got a 9 losing streak recently but your even more tilted than me

[void tusk]

I do. and then i open it, and then i lose another 3, and then i close it, and rinse and repeat

[harsh sky]

quit if u wanna quit, chess isnt for everyone

[hearty heron]

Impossible if I tilt I tilt 100 elo

[spring sand]

Well then yeah seems you're doing something wrong, u should probably take a break tho

Or quit if you're fine with it

[hearty heron]

Hikaru reference

[void tusk]

alright thanks

[ripe scarab]

Same

[rare carbon]

I think its skill issue

[harsh sky]

no, my opinion

[trim epoch]

Just cheat

[thorn cliff]

I should create a bot extension that sends a message “you should stop playing” after 3 losses in a row

[next trout]

For the whole day and if you still wanna try play 1 game and if you lose that just don't play that day you are tilting there's no point

[olive silo]

i could think of that myself

[next trout]

Honestly not a bad idea

[spring sand]

Most people say Minecraft survival is fun but personally I can't play it for more than 15 minutes so everyone enjoys different stuff

[hearty heron]

Mfs just hatin now absolute pandemonium in this Nugget's brain

[ripe scarab]

When I am tilting I just play Blitz or bullet to sandbag

[fleet dove]

chess is unlike many games where playing a large volume of games will only get you so far

[olive silo]

it aint a thought provoking quote ??

[next trout]

Yea but tilting 100 elo under an hour is definitely worse than losing that in 3 days

[fleet dove]

you will have to dedicate time to actually study to improve beyond a certain point

[void tusk]

i try, man. I spent 6 days trying

[next trout]

Play on an alt or a guest acc

[void tusk]

6 STRAIGHT

and now all my time is up and i only went down

[fleet dove]

improvement does not manifest in only 6 days

[hearty heron]

Give it sometime mate chess is hard

[sour olive]

We love AZE

Goated chess players

[olive silo]

people out here quoting hikaru on stuff i could come up with myself while im quoting the great gabsy all day and my friends are annoyed bcs of it

[ripe scarab]

I don't really have an alt and I don't really care if I lose the elo it's not like I am suddenly a worse player

[hearty heron]

Mfs are 1800 playing 2300

[spring sand]

• sun tzu

[next trout]

Yea and also set a small target some people set like 100 elo target for the day which is 99 percent of the time not possible just make it 10-20 elo

[fleet dove]

elo shouldn't even be a target

[sour olive]

I'm collecting federations like infinity stones

[olive silo]

and greek philosophers💀

[fleet dove]

having a consistent study schedule should be the target

[next trout]

If you don't that's good but if you are angry about losing elo just give a break

[fleet dove]

elo will come as a byproduct

[gritty wave]

Stfu

[spring sand]

I personally play for win percentages

[next trout]

Nah it absolutely should you should always have a goal there's no point in improving if you don't have an end goal

[gritty wave]

How do i get 2100 in bullet

[hearty heron]

Instructions unclear I threw my mouse on the wall and almost broke the table

[spring sand]

I play 11 games and if I win 6 and lose 5 the session was a success

[fleet dove]

there is no end goal to improvement

[void tusk]

How am i supposed to get better? Literally ive been spamming puzzles, i have like 10 chess tabs open of videos and tips, ive been memorizing and trying to master openings, and I've only gotten worse. Its like every time i study something the next person i match with is worth 200 more elo than the last

[fleet dove]

you play until you no longer enjoy the game

[next trout]

Elo is just a simple version of that

[viral jacinth]

this game sucks

[olive silo]

“When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser " SOCRATES

[oak chasm]

I used to say that

[hearty heron]

Why am I not sleepin bro I'll dip

[next trout]

There should be a target not an end goal of improvement

[gritty wave]

Your name is no sleep

[ripe scarab]

My accuracy is all over the place

[oak chasm]

Let's play a chess game please please

[olive silo]

or Reserving judgments is a matter of infinite hope.” The Great Gatsby @gritty wave yeah i literally quote just philosophers as clapbacks my friends are alaways annoyed when i do that

[fleet dove]

1. there does not always have to be a target, 2. the target does not have to be an elo number

[hearty heron]

Used to be times now su I'll go

[next trout]

I almost threw my tab too when i lost 90 elo in a day

[gritty wave]

Great book

[torn sparrow]

Bro when 2500 rapid

[ripe scarab]

I am living your name more than you, grinding chess till 3am

[gritty wave]

Can u be my coach pls im turkish

[harsh sky]

time for you to learn nf3 d5 e4 theory

[fleet dove]

im lk never playing rapid on cc again

[hearty heron]

Id get killed at home if I was till 3 am

[fleet dove]

the pool is cancer

[olive silo]

turkey is not in europe

[oak chasm]

What free pawn?

[torn sparrow]

Did you know the cheapest form of pride is from the Nationality

[spring sand]

Why

[harsh sky]

goated opening

[fleet dove]

because I said so

[gritty wave]

It is partly but why would u say that

[torn sparrow]

Maybe your openings are too drawish

[viral jacinth]

ass game AND OFC IM ALWAYS PLAYING WITH BLACK

[fleet dove]

😭

[olive silo]

yeah i know the quote but what does it have to do with anything

[oak chasm]

Why

[olive silo]

u have eurppe role

[spring sand]

Because he said so

[hearty heron]

Can we talk tomorrow about this

[gritty wave]

I live in europe

[gritty wave]

Ok

[torn sparrow]

I actually checked my friend list in rapid and I have the lowest draw rate for anyone over over 2000 or smth

[hearty heron]

Oh hell nah

[harsh sky]

hell yuh

[olive silo]

whats wrong with being german

[shadow obsidian]

you’d be surprised

[hearty heron]

His ass is also German smh

[torn sparrow]

Nothing but being prideful of it argues that you don't have much more to be proud of vro

[fleet dove]

bro I just went to go check and I got hit with the live hotbar update

[oak chasm]

Polish

[next trout]

Don't do a lot of things in 1 day your brain won't process all that your elo increase will be gradual and accept that analyse your game and see where is your weakness you can check this by seeing where you blunder the most watch a video on that like opening middlegame or endgame and a puzzles of that and whenever you start to play chess play 1 unrated game to see how sharp your brain is at the moment and continue your grind according to that some people take 4 months to reach 1k and some people take 4 years don't be demotivated and just improve slowly

[harsh sky]

alot of things (i am german)

[gritty wave]

Don't do a lot of things in 1 day your brain won't process all that your elo increase will be gradual and accept that analyse your game and see where is your weakness you can check this by seeing where you blunder the most watch a video on that like opening middlegame or endgame and a puzzles of that and whenever you start to play chess play 1 unrated game to see how sharp your brain is at the moment and continue your grind according to that some people take 4 months to reach 1k and some people take 4 years don't be demotivated and just improve slowly

[spring sand]

-@next trout

[olive silo]

how

[opaque mantle]

i thought the same person sent it twice lmao

[spring sand]

No he copied it

[gritty wave]

I am the goat so that is true

[fleet dove]

you know what you did

[thorn cliff]

I have too many draws by timeout vs insufficient material (I’m running around with my king like a headless chicken until my opponent flags)

[lime prism]

how do I get better at finding mates, it happens a lot where I get tunnel vision on free material but I could win much much quicker I have many games where I just capture something instead of finding mate.

[next trout]

1. If you are playing for fun target doesn't have to be there and if you aren't there definitely should be 1 imo
2. Yea it doesn't have to be an elo number i just suggested that because it's the easiest to set a target on

[opaque mantle]

whaaat really????

[spring sand]

Noo wayy yeahh

[torn sparrow]

Good trick

[next trout]

What

[next trout]

Puzzles

[spring sand]

Nothing

[next trout]

Why tf are you even copying this

[olive silo]

look for mating patterns

[ripe scarab]

For me it's not gradual, like I will be stuck in a elo range for a while and then go up like 50-100 elo at once.

[burnt gale]

Hello everyone

[fleet dove]

if you are strictly playing to get better without enjoying the game, having a specific rating goal will make your journey harder because when you inevitably reach roadblocks, you will feel much more frustrated seeing your number go down instead of up

[small jungle]

Wise words Mr bones

[spring sand]

That depends more on who you are and your tolerance

[lime prism]

puzzles are fun I do them like an hour a day tbh but still in that position would u just win the queen or find the m2 with clock ticking urself

[fleet dove]

obviously, but it is more likely to happen if one sets their goal on a specific rating

[next trout]

That is still gradual you aren't gaining 50-100 every week you learn a little every day when you are stuck

[torn sparrow]

Tbh my lose rates are crazy as well

[ripe scarab]

I gained 300 elo this month so it's every week, atleast right now.

[gritty wave]

That’s a lot

Daily reminder to not troll your opponents

[next trout]

I haven't reached a crazy roadblock yet so i can't say that i have never been stuck on a elo range for more than a month so i can't quite give my opinion on it

[next trout]

Very common till 1500 i gained 250 elo in a day once

[gentle gorge]

can i get 2500 if i quit englund

[fleet dove]

why are you playing the englund

[gentle gorge]

because its good

[ripe scarab]

There's a dude here who gained 250 elo at 1450 and got to 1700 in 3 days

[icy dune]

to anyone, is the london system a good opening to learn and use?

[fleet dove]

everyone will eventually reach a plateau

[next trout]

Remember 1 thing always look for checks this helps in finding mate,i found mate instantly in that position because this is what i follow

[fleet dove]

it's not

[gentle gorge]

why

[torn sparrow]

no

[next trout]

Yea ik i just said i haven't reached it yet

[fleet dove]

why are we asking stupid questions

[spring sand]

One of my friends went from 1600 to 1800 in about a week, played 300 games in a WEEK

[gritty wave]

Probably easy to learn and play

[torn sparrow]

when the englund stops just being a refuted opening but your main weapon it would make you weaker to quit it

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[spring sand]

Then dropped back to 1609 and after 2 months he's at 2000 rn

[ripe scarab]

Damn, that's the amount of games I have played in this whole month

[next trout]

Good for him but the difference between 1450 and 1700 is a lot either he was severely underrated or he was in a flow

[icy dune]

igh

[spring sand]

Crazy ngl

[next trout]

If you are playing that much in a week it's not surprising

[hearty heron]

@torn sparrow I kinda sneeked in a phone bro

[ripe scarab]

What TC btw?

[next trout]

Talking about rapid

[gentle gorge]

😔 im sorry bones

[spring sand]

What's TC

[limpid viper]

it is

[ripe scarab]

That's like 10 hours on chess.com everyday

[limpid viper]

playing 300 games in a week is a recipe to fall

[torn sparrow]

Go sleep vro

[ripe scarab]

Time control

[spring sand]

Quantity doesn't guarantee it at all

[hearty heron]

Mid

[spring sand]

Rapid

[hearty heron]

Nah bro my name stands for now

[gritty wave]

Look at dm it’s important

[torn sparrow]

even I could beat you in mobile vro

[fleet dove]

I forgive you, just don't play the englund again

[hearty heron]

I did bro you look

[next trout]

I have played 150 in a week to gain 100 elo

[gentle gorge]

its my main opening tho

[lime prism]

bullet is the funniest game

[fleet dove]

quit that opening

[gentle gorge]

when i tried i lost like 6 or 7 elo

[hearty heron]

You lost to me 9 times on mobile last time

[torn sparrow]

a opening being enginelly refuted never stopped hikaru from playing it vro

[limpid viper]

if you are playing that much in a week it's not surprising

[next trout]

If you are playing that much without tilting it's honesty impressive

[fleet dove]

etal is not hikaru

[torn sparrow]

and won 2 while you are adopting 2800s vro🥀

[fleet dove]

for one etal is hungarian, hikaru is american, that's a plus for hikaru

[ripe scarab]

I really thought black would get checkmated somehow

[torn sparrow]

no effect on chess

[hearty heron]

Damn

[next trout]

Ok

[torn sparrow]

bro might be the biggest yapper

[fleet dove]

I know I just wanted it to be known

[torn sparrow]

in blitz you can play +1 openings all the time

[gentle gorge]

well... but im goodsies with it O_O like 54% winrate

[limpid viper]

yep e4 is refuted yet still the most popular first move who cares if something is refuted

[fleet dove]

switch bro

[spring sand]

?

[gentle gorge]

i dont have anything else i can play

[hearty heron]

Cm when

[next trout]

500 elo bullet game or something

[fleet dove]

yes there is

[small jungle]

Should I start playing kg tumbleweed variation vro

[lime prism]

anybody know any good websites like chesly to learn openings and their variations and stuff that is welp free

[fleet dove]

why is the king on f4

[limpid viper]

carokann refutes e4 you'll learn this one day

[torn sparrow]

2027

[gentle gorge]

what.

[limpid viper]

its a reason why everyone starts to play d4

[spring sand]

Suree

[limpid viper]

no one wants to play against the caro

[hearty heron]

Ill die bro

[fleet dove]

d5 or nf6 or e6 or d6 or g6

[torn sparrow]

infact lemme try to get back 2400 blitz

[limpid viper]

bro thinks he's ki

[gentle gorge]

i cant play any of those

[hearty heron]

Caro peak

[fleet dove]

yes you can

[gentle gorge]

im bad

[fleet dove]

then don't be bad

[next trout]

I do want to play caro

[spring sand]

Git gud

[gentle gorge]

i cant im sorry 😢

[fleet dove]

bro is speaking like he is genetically predispositioned to play the englund

[spring sand]

Not a bad choice

[hearty heron]

Against caro?

[gritty wave]

Lets play bullet

[viral jacinth]

this game is so ass

[gritty wave]

Facts

[fleet dove]

no

[viral jacinth]

i cant play chess online they suck

irl chess is so much better, i tend to perform a lot better in it than in this online trash

[lime prism]

go play chess in roblox

[hearty heron]

Avg Russian spending 9 hours in dota

[spring sand]

Have you considered exchange bd3 caro

[next trout]

I don't face caro since i play d4

[limpid viper]

black has a forced win if you play this

[drowsy stump]

Anyone wanna play?

[hearty heron]

Good choice gangsta

[viral jacinth]

lowkey a shitton of sweats at 600 elo

[vital anchor]

agreed

[limpid viper]

ur right

[spring sand]

Opposite me

[vital anchor]

there are no chesss sweats tho (probably after 1000 there are)

[drowsy stump]

You are more likely to be a sweat if you play otb

[hearty heron]

Vice versa for me tbh

[viral jacinth]

there is

[vital anchor]

heil nah

[drowsy stump]

Anyone wanna play blitz?

[viral jacinth]

i play against guys who study theory and openings move to move its so suffocating and boring they play by the book

[glad iris]

How important is practice

[viral jacinth]

this is so ass and boring dear god

[vital anchor]

study the book then

[spring sand]

That's not bad tho

[viral jacinth]

nah

[upper quail]

I'm sure they don't, do u play ur elo?

[viral jacinth]

0 creativity

[drowsy stump]

Bruh playing theory at 600 doesn’t matter, they can’t punish u even if you play incorrect move

[viral jacinth]

they do

[spring sand]

Creativity as in bad play?

[hearty heron]

So many excuses play the damn game bro

[viral jacinth]

no i meant that they do nit have ANY creativity

like i said book worms

[olive silo]

Sometimes

[next trout]

Thanks

[glad iris]

this guy has never heard of learning also

[open acorn]

i like playing the caro can opener

[olive silo]

Like curiuosioty you know

[upper quail]

brother you're at 500, they probably don't know theory beyond he 3rd move, they just make a move and it happens to be theory by accident

[next trout]

Brother nobody is stopping you from doing the same thing

[olive silo]

Too much kills i think

[glad iris]

why are you complaining when you can just do the same thing 😭

[drowsy stump]

I think u are just coping, you aren’t losing because your opponent studied theory

[glad iris]

just study dawg

[spring sand]

I doubt any of your adversary knows more than 5 book moves in an opening

[drowsy stump]

Theory doesn’t even matter at 1800

[glad iris]

not a bit complicated at ALL

[hearty heron]

It's 11 30 pm some mf playing piano on the 10th floor tf

[drowsy stump]

I could play random moves in the beginning and still have a chance at winning

[upper quail]

it sorta does if they play a gambit

[spring sand]

As a 1800 It isn't the biggest factor

[viral jacinth]

nah im not

[spring sand]

Focus on middlegame more

[viral jacinth]

every game is either london or fried liver attack

[drowsy stump]

unless it’s a trap, it doesn’t matter

[upper quail]

as a 1900 it's a big factor to not have a horrible hard to play position after the opening

[glad iris]

just dont make stupid moves and play properly?

[spring sand]

Although it matters just like any other stage

[glad iris]

Learn theory?

This literally the embodiment of a nonissue

[upper quail]

I like to accept gambits and refute them, but it's usually sharp so u need to know the moves and have that advantage

[next trout]

Opening matters at every level since it gives you a better chance of winning

[spring sand]

True, it matters just as much as middlegame and endgame

But it's not the thing to stress over

[drowsy stump]

Nah, 1800s can’t carry the minor opening advantage till the end, it is almost always decided by a tactical blunder

[viral jacinth]

nah i aint got a reason to learn theory

[spring sand]

And a bad opening position makes blunders more likely

[viral jacinth]

its boring as hell and i see no reason to do it unless your cant think without a book

[upper quail]

At our level, the endgame doesn't get reached very often or at least it's never so equal in the endgame, but when it is, yes endgame theory matters ALOT

[drowsy stump]

Not by much, in my experience

[slim mortar]

Upstairs neighbour core

[drowsy stump]

U don’t need theory to get a playable position

[glad iris]

"my opponents are playing theory but its too hard to learn"

[vital anchor]

exusce for not studying

[upper quail]

true but the good position you get from good opening knowledge suffocates the opponent and makes your moves easier

[drowsy stump]

Tyler1 literally got to 2000 playing the cow

[glad iris]

maybe you won't lose all your games?

[hearty heron]

Fr bruh so shit

[next trout]

What kind of advantage we are talking about if it is less than 1 it's normal and if it's more than it is easy since you played a bad opening it's not tough to keep that advantage

[void tusk]

i lost a match to someone based in israel 💔

[glad iris]

just say you cant remember stuff lol

[upper quail]

he went down to 1500 btw and he never got 2000, he got 1900

[spring sand]

If you reach a position with 3 hanging pieces and a mating threat to worry about you are very likely gonna blunder unless you're stockfish

[next trout]

Because he literally studied every single line of cow and cow isn't even an insanely bad opening

[next trout]

He is 1900 i think

[viral jacinth]

just say your a book worm who cant form its own motives in game

[spring sand]

He returned?

[upper quail]

he's 1500 as of rn

[gaunt haven]

Is anybody up for a game of rapid?mmmmmm

[glad iris]

substantiate

[drowsy stump]

It is bad, there’s no two ways about it

[upper quail]

I checked his profile and he had a crazy losing streak

[olive silo]

Tactic master only his play was insanely limited

[gaunt haven]

Is anyone up for a game?
I wanna practice

[glad iris]

just say you cant win games 😭

[next trout]

Yea because he stopped playing ,he definitely tilted because of that

[drowsy stump]

Coz he stopped playing, but he did reach 2000 or 1900 playing trash openings

[viral jacinth]

cope

[drowsy stump]

Are there even lines in cow?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> syedzafeer

This is the Chess.com profile of syedzafeer. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1948 (1952 peak)
Blitz: 1436 (1563 peak)
Bullet: 1135 (1297 peak)

[upper quail]

yeah, his chess isn't great in general tbh, like he just plays the cow opening for cheese and was winning until 1900 and when he returned, because he doesn't have much chess understanding just lot alot of elo

[gaunt haven]

Anyone wanna play?

[spring sand]

You can create them

[next trout]

It's near the -1 range and most people don't even know how to defend against it and it's also bad in position not being pawn down so it's normal

[drowsy stump]

You dont need theory to avoid such bad positions from the opening

[upper quail]

1900, never 2000
and ye trash opening but he knew its theory lines

[glad iris]

says the guy who can't remember 5 moves 😭

[upper quail]

you can play a trash opening but know its lines, like the alien gambit lol

[gentle gorge]

do you want to practice rook v queen endgame owo

[viral jacinth]

the only "theory" i know is grob gambit

[gaunt haven]

Sure

[next trout]

Yea you can have multiple response to it striking the center not striking the center developing normally as a move against e4 or d4

[spring sand]

Knowing opening theory makes it more likely you won't reach these positions and not allow your opponent to create it

[glad iris]

"The only theory I can learn is useless bullshit that doesn't help me win games and my opponent knows how to play around because its super obvious" fixed your sentence

[next trout]

It isn't bad either

[drowsy stump]

I mean sure, my point is it’s not essential and you would get much better returns grinding tactics because that’s what going to decide the outcome most of the time

[viral jacinth]

grob theory is not useless bullshit

[upper quail]

it's bad but not bad enough

[glad iris]

now who's coping

[gaunt haven]

@gentle gorge ?

[olive silo]

Grob players arent humans to me

[next trout]

If he didn't stop playing he would have been 2k by now

[viral jacinth]

i just like to play rare and fun to play openings

[drowsy stump]

Anyone wanna play blitz?

[gentle gorge]

i dmd you

[viral jacinth]

not some e4 e5 trash that occurs in every game

[upper quail]

maybe

[spring sand]

Yeah that's what I'm getting at although all you need is to know the most common lines to avoid traps and such, an opening purpose is to get a playable middlegame, not a perfect one

[glad iris]

maybe play good openings?

[upper quail]

he also played all day long

[glad iris]

"trash" and its mathmatically correct 😭

[next trout]

I can 1 unrated

[spring sand]

Unsurprisingly

[drowsy stump]

Alr, can u do /profile?

[visual crystal]

I like playing always theory stuff even in bullet cause bad openings can get bad positions for u

[next trout]

Tbf it's his job playing games in stream

[viral jacinth]

whatever you say bookworm trash

[next trout]

Ok

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Karamveer Singh (karamveer_singh07)

This is the Chess.com profile of karamveer_singh07. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Karamveer Singh (karamveer_singh07)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1926 (peak)
Blitz: 1702 (1873 peak)
Bullet: 1753 (1816 peak)

[glad iris]

Bro you play grob you can't talk about trash 😭😭 😭

[drowsy stump]

I sent

[next trout]

Even a -2 opening doesn't matter in bullet

[slim mortar]

[Event "?"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "2026.01.25"]
[Round "?"]
[White "GetRichOrDieTryin03"]
[Black "MrValkire"]
[Result "0-1"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]
[WhiteElo "2778"]
[BlackElo "2788"]

1. d4 Nf6 2. Nf3 d5 3. g3 c5 4. c3 Nc6 5. Bg2 cxd4 6. cxd4 Bf5 7. Nc3 e6 8. O-O h6 9. Ne5 Bd6 10. Bf4 O-O 11. Nxc6 bxc6 12. Qd2 c5 13. Rac1 cxd4 14. Qxd4 Bxf4 15. Qxf4 Qa5 16. Rfd1 Rab8 17. Bxd5 Nxd5 18. Nxd5 exd5 19. Qxf5 Rxb2 20. Rxd5 Qxa2 21. Ra5 Qb3 22. e3 Qb6 23. Rca1 Ra8 24. Qe4 Qb7 25. Qd3 Rb3 26. Qf5 Rb6 27. h4 Rf6 28. Qg4 a6 29. e4 Qb2 30. Rf1 Qd2 31. Rd5 Qb4 32. Rd7 Re8 33. Qh5 Qxe4 34. Ra7 Qe5 35. Qg4 Qe6 36. Qxe6 Rexe6 37. Ra1 Re2 38. R7xa6 Rexf2 39. Rxf6 Rxf6 40. Kg2 Kh7 41. Re1 g6 42. Rd1 Kg7 43. Re1 Ra6 44. Rc1 Ra2+ 45. Kf3 h5 46. Rc6 Rb2 47. Rd6 Rb5 48. Rc6 Rf5+ 49. Kg2 Rf6 50. Rc5 Re6 51. Rc8 Kf6 52. Rc5 Re5 53. Rc6+ Kf5 54. Rc7 f6 55. Rc4 Re4 56. Rc6 Re2+ 57. Kf3 Re5 58. Kg2 Ra5 59. Kf3 g5 60. hxg5 Kxg5 61. Kg2 Ra2+ 62. Kh3 f5 63. Rc8 Ra3 64. Rg8+ Kf6 65. Rf8+ Kg6 66. Rg8+ Kf7 67. Rg5 Kf6 68. Rxh5 f4 69. Rh8 Rxg3+ 70. Kh2 Kf5 71. Rf8+ Ke4 72. Re8+ Kf3 73. Re6 Rg7 74. Re8 Kf2 75. Re6 f3 76. Kh3 Rh7+ 77. Kg4 Kg2 78. Rf6 f2 {0-1}

[viral jacinth]

i play grob because i like challenge

[next trout]

Accepted

[spring sand]

In bullet you'll probably have a good opening playing a systemic one that lets u play it very quickly

[glad iris]

*losing

[viral jacinth]

you play e4 e5 cus ur geniuenly boring person to play

[glad iris]

*can play well

[normal quail]

chat wanna play chess?

[spring sand]

Just as long as it's not like a 2+ disadvantage ur fine in bullet

[visual crystal]

It can matter and if u know lots of theory like 18 moves u can play super fast too

[viral jacinth]

sure mate

[spring sand]

Chess emoji

[glad iris]

tryna play rn?

[viral jacinth]

hold on

[normal quail]

indeed

u move first

[spring sand]

E4?

[upper quail]

yeah

[upper quail]

where from africa

[normal quail]

1. e4 c6

[glad iris]

user?

[spring sand]

Atlantis

[glad iris]

"I cant wait to lose"

[upper quail]

woah

[spring sand]

D4

[viral jacinth]

idc if i lose

since im like 99% worse at chess than everyome here i already know that

[signal oasis]

classical caro kann lowkey refutes the tartakower if white knows what he's doing

[glad iris]

"I love using shitty theories"

[viral jacinth]

but idc if i lose really because i play this game for fun

[glad iris]

this is like watching someone drown in a shower

just learn theory you dumbass

[viral jacinth]

and ur also insufferable

[spring sand]

@normal quail lets just play a normal game on cc

[normal quail]

no >:(

[glad iris]

just say ur scared

[viral jacinth]

no im not i was finishing a game

[glad iris]

then drop trhe user

[spring sand]

:|

[glad iris]

did you lose?

[viral jacinth]

even after you beat me you will probably go "ooo ur a loser cus im better than u and i have like 3x times elo than u ooo ur trash"

[normal quail]

1. e4 c6
2. d4 d5

[viral jacinth]

no

[spring sand]

Exd5

[glad iris]

bro is getting degraded in his own fantasy

[normal quail]

resign

[viral jacinth]

SSSkendoka

[normal quail]

gg :D

[glad iris]

scawed wittle baby

[viral jacinth]

i will play chess game and block you

[spring sand]

Lmao

[normal quail]

i cant do it no more

[spring sand]

Gg ig

[glad iris]

sent

[spring sand]

Yh better playing on the website ngl

[fresh cliff]

hmm

[normal quail]

(and tarkov found me a game)

[next trout]

@drowsy stump i am gonna sleep now gg

[drowsy stump]

@next trout ggs

[next trout]

I played really bad

[drowsy stump]

And I played too slow

[next trout]

Top players play bad opening all the time at high level it does not matter as much as it does in other tc

[drowsy stump]

Anyone wanna play blitz?

[next trout]

Yea i noticed that and just started throwing moves

[spring sand]

Top players like Magnus can honestly play anything, they could literally invent theory

[fresh cliff]

waw

[next trout]

Even that does not matter a lot of time

[drowsy stump]

Yea, my time management is really poor, something I need to work on

[next trout]

Even nm plays it bro +2 advantage in bullet is nothing a lot of times

[next trout]

Yea you spent way too much time in useless moves

[fresh cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1416736343408513054/image0.gif

[gritty wave]

Anyone bullet?

[spring sand]

Do you have a version for midnight theme users

[drowsy stump]

Yea, I have been playing rapid a lot, which has degraded by blitz skills

I was 1700 blitz before dropping to 1400

[fresh cliff]

midnight?! isnt that nitro smt

[spring sand]

Nah

[drowsy stump]

Sure

[fresh cliff]

it's-

[next trout]

Whenever i play rapid it improves my blitz skill maybe because i play rapid like blitz too

[gritty wave]

Ok i send

[drowsy stump]

adwaithp2000

[next trout]

That's insane i dropped 170 elo and i was getting angry over that and you dropped 300

[spring sand]

No netro

[humble wing]

*nitro

[drowsy stump]

Yea that’s what supposed to happen, but my rating dropped

[fresh cliff]

aaaaa i thought midnight blue my bad

[spring sand]

I did it on purpose

[drowsy stump]

Did u send?

[next trout]

Well happens

[gritty wave]

Yes

[humble wing]

for what

[olive silo]

Who aee these randos

[spring sand]

What*

[humble wing]

i corrected 2 decades ago

[spring sand]

Congrats

[humble wing]

*congratulations

[spring sand]

The I is capital

[spring sand]

Same thing no need for correcting

[fleet plume]

hey after along streaming

[fresh cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-checkmate-grandmaster-bongcloud-attack-gif-26513624

[spring sand]

Super gm game btw

[gilded kite]

Perfect game ends in a draw

[olive silo]

Nonsense

[eternal temple]

Chess was peak when games could be adjourned

[fresh cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-pawn-danny-rensch-danny-chess-gif-5976438743411232931

[spring sand]

Humans aren't perfect so there can't be peace

[drowsy stump]

@gritty wave ggs man

I gtg

Thanks for the games

[gritty wave]

Ggs bro how are u so low rated

[gritty wave]

Crim 24 give me books to read

[drowsy stump]

I don’t play blitz and bullet much on chesscom

I use lichess for that

[tender gale]

ك$س#م سيسي يجدع

[drowsy stump]

So probably underated

[gritty wave]

Yeah ur good

[spring sand]

Wrong server

[gaunt haven]

Anyone 10+0?

[patent patrol]

Hi

[olive silo]

what u want i can send you pictures

[gritty wave]

Ok

[devout zodiac]

guys who is Lucas52625

[gritty wave]

Ok

[patent patrol]

Idk

[gaunt haven]

Elo?

[gritty wave]

My rapid is 0

[gaunt haven]

Username?

[gaunt haven]

Okay username?

[gritty wave]

Blitzsensei1

[glad iris]

shit on

[viral jacinth]

u won only because of my blunder

[gaunt haven]

Come online

[tender gale]

اي ينجم في حد دسلك علي طرف

[glad iris]

"I play for fun" and its just hanging pieces

[gritty wave]

I will inv u

[spring sand]

Brother you are in the wrong server

[viral jacinth]

ur playing through an alt account

[glad iris]

"Bookworm trash" and its just not being dumb

[viral jacinth]

su pls brah😭

[spring sand]

This is English only

[tender gale]

يعم انت مالك

[viral jacinth]

anyways ur blocked

[glad iris]

And now we're keyboard smashing

[spring sand]

Because no one here will understand you other than me 😭

[glad iris]

☝️

[viral jacinth]

this is him btw

[spring sand]

Dudes winning

[olive silo]

every game ?? comeon what are we tlaking about this is ridicilous
If i didnt make mistakes i wouldve won ! Yeah sure buddy i bet u still wouldve lost

[glad iris]

who won:sob

[viral jacinth]

i hang my knight on and so thats why i lost

[olive silo]

no excuse

[viral jacinth]

lets play

[tender gale]

Do you understand Arabic?

[glad iris]

talk yo shit king

[gritty wave]

@gaunt haven my thing was glitching can u resend

[gaunt haven]

Sure

[spring sand]

News I'm Egyptian

[olive silo]

do u understand hieroglyphs

[somber blaze]

Chess910🥀😭

[viral jacinth]

whatever chessjerks say brah

[fresh cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-checkmate-grandmaster-bongcloud-attack-gif-26513624

[spring sand]

No but my grandpa might

Also btw u can learn it, it's not a secret language rn

[olive silo]

shii how old is he

[olive silo]

maybe i should

[spring sand]

5048 years old

[olive silo]

im good at learning languages i can speak german english french lithuanian chinese uygur hebrew and one language i cant talk about

[spring sand]

Damm that's insane

If you're telling the truth then congrats honestly

[celest remnant]

Now you just need to learn all the chess openings

[olive silo]

i learned the language in counter terrorism where iw orked for 5 years i cant talk about it till 2046 lol

[obsidian rock]

Hi I'm back aftr 15 days ban

[spring sand]

What?

[twin iris]

is he capping chat ? 🤔 🤔

[teal latch]

https://youtu.be/Ao23Bv8BVvw?si=jlzoANzTAPjZ6jep

https://youtu.be/Ao23Bv8BVvw?si=jlzoANzTAPjZ6jep

[olive silo]

problem with hieroglyphs is i think they arent accurate so i cant really talk about this but they are actually false like genuinly

the translation

[torn sparrow]

does bro work for BND

[spring sand]

No?

[twin iris]

who still even uses it 🥀

[spring sand]

Egyptologists

[gaunt haven]

Hiiiiiiii

[twin iris]

yeah if you consider those im talking about normal people in daily life

[celest remnant]

Oh wow that was a lot

[hexed yarrow]

None

[olive silo]

so like actually they reveal a lot of stuff where i work its really an open secret that the"official" translation is 100% fake to keep them a secret

used to work i guess

[torn sparrow]

🥀

[spring sand]

Well duh

[twin iris]

bro is not him 🥀

[wraith otter]

Anyone wants to play a few games of chess and vc?

[spring sand]

Where do you work

[upper quail]

abdeen wel mo7ameen

[hexed yarrow]

I would but I’m traveling

[olive silo]

if u actually wanna get into open energy harvest youll need them

[twin iris]

👉🏻

[torn sparrow]

ai can already recognize glpyhs

[hexed yarrow]

What languages do you know

[upper quail]

legendary

[olive silo]

used to work anti counter terrorism for 10 years now i am unemployed

[torn sparrow]

🥀

[orchid sedge]

I am really curious if there is a puzzle that uses 50 move role gimmick, to create a creative puzzle, I couldn't really find any online. So I'm asking here, as maybe someone has seen a puzzle like that?

[torn sparrow]

yeah any position in the sygz database which is like mate in 50

[olive silo]

i speak 20 languages including ACTUAL hieroglophy ancient mesapotoniam and a language i cant talk about till 2046

[hexed yarrow]

I don’t think so the only one similar is perpetual check

[orchid sedge]

i mean actual puzzles tho 💔

[twin iris]

chat, i cant tell if he's lying or saying the truth 🤔

[spring sand]

Ngl i can't take u seriously

[orchid sedge]

it would be the greatest puzzle of all time bro

[gritty wave]

Gg @gaunt haven

[torn sparrow]

they are puzzles if you can calculate deep enough

[hexed yarrow]

Why

[twin iris]

Lmao, Fr

[gaunt haven]

Lmao bro

[olive silo]

nda

[orchid sedge]

perpetual isnt similar to it at all tbh

[gritty wave]

Send me the books mate

[orchid sedge]

💔

[gritty wave]

Unfortunate ending lol thought you would see it

[olive silo]

what books

[gritty wave]

Whatever u recommend

[twin iris]

i like how he ignore everytime we don't believe him 🥀

[olive silo]

positional play ? tactics?

[gritty wave]

Not chess related

[twin iris]

"Actually Genius"

[hexed yarrow]

I don’t think there is any position where unless your checking or material is similar is the 50 move rule actually the best option for both players

[olive silo]

ches

related`?

why would u ask me for non chess related books in a chess server

[twin iris]

dude 💔

are you slow ?

[spring sand]

Yh I can't take u seriously

[patent patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/smokin-darnold-gif-9399931500303424724

[small jungle]

Ask chatgpt vro

[olive silo]

you can be the one to create it probally not tho

[patent patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1039987259186880634/1294769824559398913/chrome_TdvCFfK1cs.gif

Pawn lock might be the way

[oblique dagger]

Hai cuties

[oblique dagger]

Flag him

[celest remnant]

Imagine that in a daily

[patent patrol]

Never possible

[oblique dagger]

What if his wifi gone

[patent patrol]

50 move rule isn’t even forced(ish) I just think that would be more fun

[celest remnant]

This is why when I play daily I will literally try to play in a way where stalemate just isn’t possible

[spring sand]

@oblique dagger ur pfp is what I used for my cc account till like 1300 lol

[oblique dagger]

How should i react

🤯 💀 🥶

[spring sand]

[spring sand]

Yeah exactly

[oblique dagger]

🔥

[grave sapphire]

there was a puzzle on chess.com i encountered which was R+K vs K. there was only one move which mated in 4 (i blieve, the exact numberisn't important); the rest were draws because of 50 move rule. i can try to find it ifyou want. i sent it somewhere before

[orchid sedge]

hmmm sure

[tropic atlas]

Hi everyone 😊

[visual tapir]

lol

Thx Chesscom

[grave sapphire]

found it

it's -M5 after white moves

but there's only one winning line

one imprecise move and black escapes with a draw by 50 move rule

[gentle gorge]

is it re5

but nah thats like m8

how does black win in 5 moves im so lost

[shadow obsidian]

i’d lose my rook 🥀💔

[grave sapphire]

it's white to move in this position

[grave sapphire]

the puzzle is black to move. but i didn't click the button to start the puzzle yet when i took the screenshot

so white has to make their move, then you play the puzzle as black

[gentle gorge]

okay wait ima solve this for all of whites moves

kc7 rd6, kb7 rd6, kb6 kd6

[grave sapphire]

white's move was Kb6 in the starting position

[sour olive]

Nah 😭

[gentle gorge]

kb6 kd6 kb7 rb5 and its mate.. so i would go kd6(im lazy to calculate all lines) and see what the bot plays as it cant be wrong

[twilit totem]

I want the piece amazon in chess

[grave sapphire]

Kd6 draws

[old verge]

How do people stumble upon so many cheaters, i haven't gotten a single of these in like a year

[gentle gorge]

what.

[twilit totem]

Leave me alone please leave me alonee

[grave sapphire]

you hit 50 moves before mating

[gentle gorge]

OOOOH kd7

my bad

i guess its 1 tempo faster somehow

thats cool

[grave sapphire]

lol

2.4% pass rate on that puzzle btw

[gentle gorge]

because its a pointless puzzle, id assume such a position is rarer than knight and bishop mate

[grave sapphire]

yeah it's a very silly "study". if you're in danger of 50-move rule in K+RvK then

[ancient iron]

anyone?

[gentle gorge]

but still chess is chess anything can happen so coolsies!! :3 ty for the puzzle momozono

[orchid sedge]

pass rate 2% wtf 😭

[grave sapphire]

i failed the puzzle when i got it

[dull dove]

how about me

[fresh cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-checkmate-grandmaster-bongcloud-attack-gif-26513624

[dawn shuttle]

If someone played this opening against me I would’ve resigned

[twilit totem]

Privet kak dela

[dull dove]

yes, whats youre elo

[twilit totem]

Kto to menya ponimaet?

[dull dove]

10 is 1952

[twilit totem]

Otzovites

[dull dove]

if by "teaching" you mean playing lets go

[twilit totem]

1939

[dull dove]

we are similar

[little sun]

just played the worst game in history

[ancient iron]

yes, tell me were i am doing wrong and so on please

[twilit totem]

No, i have 16 miss in 1 game

[twilit totem]

Vs 200 elo bru (my is 700)

[fleet plume]

hello

what's up

[stoic heron]

ur not real

[fleet plume]

jannah its an arabic female name?

[stoic heron]

u somehow pulled a brillant move LMAO

[twilit totem]

My accuracy in my most best game was 95.6

My elo is 700

[dim sonnet]

my best was 97 in my recent otb classical

[stoic heron]

nice was it a short game?

[twilit totem]

Yes

[old verge]

I got this in a 5 min game an hour ago, which is pretty cool

[twilit totem]

I dont have a PGN but i have link to this game

Only 11 moves

[twilit totem]

In opening*

[patent night]

I had forced mate, but couldn't find it

[fresh cliff]

true its too powerful

[old verge]

Honestly fair enough, you were low on time

[patent night]

Yes, unfortunately

[celest remnant]

“Does anyone want to play 960 bullet”

[proven siren]

how do u got invis pfp?

[fresh cliff]

[patent night]

e7+, ke8 (probably), Nc3, a3, Nb5, a2, Nc7#

[orchid sedge]

@invis mentioned 😮

[little sun]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/148573460940/review :Prayge:

[frosty peak]

cZarVoid (1001) vs. abahmuhnaso (983)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 d6 3. Nc3 c6 4. d4 Qf6 5. dxe5 dxe5 6. Bg5 Qg6 7. h3 Be6 8. Qd2 Nd7 9. O-O-O h6 10. Nxe5 Nxe5 11. Qd8+ Rxd8 12. [Rxd8#] 

[eternal temple]

Legal torture

[opaque seal]

Did you end up inquiring?

[frail tusk]

valid? (not mine)

[half cipher]

Hi

[tropic atlas]

Hello 😊

[empty mortar]

Who here plays e5 after e4

Holy autocorrect selling my aura

[gentle gorge]

hi

[empty mortar]

Tryna play?

[tropic atlas]

Not me but Ik a lil guy who does in my club 😊

[empty mortar]

Not much help to me unless I can play him

[tropic atlas]

[empty mortar]

Instantly dipped btw

Do I spread negative aura

[proven nacelle]

Finally achieved the castle checkmate

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Gabriel C...... (middlegame)

This is the Chess.com profile of middlegame. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Gabriel C...... (middlegame)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2309 (2339 peak)
Blitz: 2355 (2432 peak)
Bullet: 2222 (2271 peak)

[tropic atlas]

fun

[copper comet]

Do I play while sick

[proven nacelle]

Ofc

[copper comet]

Tank all the rating

[visual tapir]

its because new acc go up against new account

[empty mortar]

Hell yes

[visual tapir]

that is how it goes

[copper comet]

Such supportive people

[tropic atlas]

yes

[visual tapir]

elite rating category btw

[ancient iron]

no it means paradise in arabic

[jovial frost]

Does anyone wanna play correspondence chess?

[copper comet]

Wdym?

[fleet plume]

yeah are u arabian??

[copper comet]

Like I’m in a elite rating category?

[fresh cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-checkmate-grandmaster-bongcloud-attack-gif-26513624

@torn sparrow where ARE U u never offline breh

[jovial frost]

Does anyone wanna play correspondence chess?

[tropic atlas]

Maybe she doesn't like me

[fleet plume]

i am

[empty mortar]

She’s a boy

[fleet plume]

im from morroco

[empty mortar]

We can tell that

[tropic atlas]

😔 Damn his pfp isn't

[jovial frost]

I’m being ignored 😭😭😭

[fleet plume]

no u can't

[empty mortar]

Greenflower is the manliest chess player I know

[fleet plume]

no i say that's a arabian word

[dull dove]

I want to play normal chess

[tropic atlas]

👀

[empty mortar]

My guess would be either that or egypt

[fleet plume]

im living in the uk

[jovial frost]

That is normal chess, just unlimited time

[half cipher]

Hello

[tropic atlas]

Hi 😊

[dull dove]

I dont want you thinking for days, lets play rapid.

[half cipher]

How are you?

[jovial frost]

Fuh nah twin 🥀🥀🥀

[fleet plume]

yeah

[tropic atlas]

Good and you?

[fleet plume]

im playing now

[jovial frost]

Minimum I can do is 10 mins

[dull dove]

Why are you talking like that

[half cipher]

I'm good to

[jovial frost]

Cause it’s cute 😊

[tropic atlas]

Nice

[tropic atlas]

😊

[dull dove]

Shiii cuh we's kangzz and shii

[jovial frost]

Does everyone forget I’m a gm or something

I’m 2500

[tropic atlas]

Connect your account then?

[fleet plume]

im 13

[jovial frost]

I use Lichess 😭😭😭

[snow briar]

Damn 2500 blitz?

[jovial frost]

10 mins

[ancient iron]

ohh no

[snow briar]

Oh ok

[tropic atlas]

😧

[fleet plume]

yeah

[jovial frost]

Lichess is so skibidi 67 sigma

[half cipher]

Yeah

[tropic atlas]

😬

[sturdy aspen]

wow chess

[jovial frost]

wow chess

[sturdy aspen]

😱

[jovial frost]

wow chess

[tropic atlas]

iPod touch is a bit small for chess

[jovial frost]

@sturdy aspen play me in chess

[sturdy aspen]

last time i played was like 3 months ago

[jovial frost]

Wanna play a match? I’m not a great teacher

[harsh sky]

whats ur acc name on lc/cc

[potent gulch]

Freak you chess.com review 😡

[jovial frost]

SpiltMilkCryer

[sturdy aspen]

here

[potent gulch]

The review didn't liked my rook sacrifice 🥺

[harsh sky]

ye ur banned for cheating

[tropic atlas]

It's bad

[harsh sky]

im not even surprised

[jovial frost]

No I’m not

[harsh sky]

you seemed like an idiot so i knew u were cheating

[dull dove]

Hahahahhaha

[ancient iron]

just give me feedback and tell me in what areas i should improve in. Can you do that?

[potent gulch]

How so

[dull dove]

Imagine cheating in chess

[harsh sky]

play a game in pool, youll only face other banned people and your elo wont change

[jovial frost]

Check DMs

[tropic atlas]

Game review has no brain, it's just a fast evaluation with the computer... Better analyse your games yourself !

[harsh sky]

read my message

[sturdy aspen]

i quit at 1200 cuz i suck

[jovial frost]

Wait, why am I banned?

[harsh sky]

lc doesnt close your account when you get banned for cheating, which is beautiful

[fresh cliff]

Last message of the goat

[harsh sky]

you cheated pretty obviously

[dull dove]

Hows that, it tells me where I made a mistake

[potent gulch]

Ohhhhh yeeee, I thought that u meant the rook sacrifice was bad, I wasn't understanding how cuz it looked automatic and very promising lol

[jovial frost]

I would never cheat

I’m a gm

[potent gulch]

And indeed, chess.com review sucks 😭💔

[dull dove]

😆

[tropic atlas]

You need to find by yourself to improve !

[jovial frost]

Play me @dull dove

[tropic atlas]

yeah yeah 😊

[potent gulch]

I eventually won

[harsh sky]

i bet you cant name the first 3 moves of the KID

[torn sparrow]

alot of cheaters happen to be low iq too which is quite nice so they waste time playing other cheaters

[dull dove]

I cant find by myself, if I made a mistake and theres no computer to tell me where the mistake was I may never know

[potent gulch]

Oh cool!! U use the blush smile emoji ☺️

[pliant shore]

guys I'm new here does anyone wanna play a round

[harsh sky]

thats what im saying

[half cipher]

Big fact

[jovial frost]

What’s the kid? My opening is kings pawn e4

Or knight c3

[harsh sky]

honestly cheater detection is often just "is this guy stupid and boasting about elo"

[tropic atlas]

Yeah first you try without computer and then check with stockfish

[tropic atlas]

😊

[harsh sky]

yea that just proves youre shit at chess

[half cipher]

Kid = king's Indian defence

[potent gulch]

What's your chess elo

[potent gulch]

😊

[harsh sky]

everyone that actually plays chess and is somewhat decent knows KID

[jovial frost]

Ranges between 2188-2500

[potent gulch]

Wow and u don't know the kid? 😭

[harsh sky]

hes banned on lc already

[jovial frost]

I never got lessons

[potent gulch]

Ouhh yikes

[idle oracle]

so 2188?

[ancient iron]

elo?

[thorn cliff]

bro is banned

[idle oracle]

💀 💀

[half cipher]

This is definitely impossible

[potent gulch]

💀

[jovial frost]

Rn yes

[harsh sky]

that elo aint moving cuz ur banned

[idle oracle]

💀 💀 💀

[jovial frost]

I DONT USE CHESS.COM 🤬🤬🤬

[dull dove]

Thats such nonsense answer, you dont range between 2188 and 2500, youre either 2500 or 2188 someone get rid of this cheater

[torn sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/859805977589973004/1461444459576426657/giphy.gif

bro thinks he is me

[jovial frost]

Play me then

[tropic atlas]

Make an account ad 2188 lichess is lower than cc

[harsh sky]

vro could never be 2200 🙊

[torn sparrow]

come hyperbullet

[tropic atlas]

too fast

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/vladimir-kramnik-kramnik-chesscom-chess-meme-anis-84-gif-10256479517071193831

[eternal temple]

Get a room

[jovial frost]

I only play 10 mins or correspondence

[viral mesa]

There is a forced mate for white if you can find the move I’ll be amazed

[torn sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-baby-ai-baby-laughing-ai-baby-baby-gif-17394836155970552795

[harsh sky]

i was insulting him

[eternal temple]

Flirting more like

[harsh sky]

ok 600

[small jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

[torn sparrow]

my dwz is between 1239-2495

[eternal temple]

Only argument

[tropic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

[sturdy aspen]

sac the queen for no reason

[harsh sky]

doxxing u as we speak

[torn sparrow]

now keep bro searching for every 1240

[eternal temple]

Besides im 1k, not big of difference but thats besides the point

[viral mesa]

Nah

[idle oracle]

Rxf7 seems crushing

[proven siren]

lichess api is so goated hope chess.com will get one too