💬〡chess-talk

[shadow obsidian]

dailies a waste of time

[tame yoke]

Bruh he actually got ragebaited lol

[exotic coyote]

yup diamonds can cheat all they want

[modern owl]

Cheating on daily or in any format even puzzles will get your account banned

[shadow obsidian]

exd4

[exotic coyote]

it is kinda allowed, they can use opening book which basically gives the best moves

[shadow obsidian]

no

[celest remnant]

Dailies is useful. I use it to play against myself with my opponent’s positions before confirming a move, in order to internalize key patterns

[shadow obsidian]

this gotta be top 10 ragebaits of all time

[modern owl]

Was this a scotch?after e4 e5 nf3 nc6 d4 I guess you played d6 instead of exd4?

[exotic coyote]

why is this 600 12 yr old tryna ragebait

[shadow obsidian]

that’s what it seems like

[exotic coyote]

qh4 lwk a nice move in scotch

[modern owl]

After qh4 white has be2

It's a good Blitz line

[tame yoke]

He is actually either like unemployed 30s or 50 years old in disguised or just under 8 years old.

[exotic coyote]

ive never faced that honestly

[shadow obsidian]

i’m scared of the scotch so i play exd4 then Nf6

[modern owl]

I used to play scotch so I know a handful of theory

[tame yoke]

Play Scotch gambit

[celest remnant]

I just focus on one opening for black and white and call it a day

[exotic coyote]

nah I don't want to give up the center + at 2000 nobody rlly knows anything other than the mainline

[modern owl]

Yes just spam colle zukertort against everything that black plays and c6 d5 against everything that white does

[shadow obsidian]

after exd4 Nf6 Nxc6 dxc6 Qxd8 Kxd8 i’m happy here

[distant spruce]

best opening to reach 1000?

[celest remnant]

Between KIA and modern defense modern is my favorite and most intuitive opening. I’m still not sure about white, might end up trying more openings for white until I settle on something that feels better

[exotic coyote]

ehh not bad ac

[modern owl]

Colle zukertort

[exotic coyote]

try italian

[modern owl]

Just spam the same setup against anything that black does

[shadow obsidian]

i havent learned any other variations either so i stick to what i know best

[tame yoke]

I would recommend you play the KIA and pirc

[distant spruce]

No matter what?

[exotic coyote]

isn't pirc just french but worse

[tame yoke]

Nah

It is still solid

[shadow obsidian]

pirc to play KID against e4 💀😭

[exotic coyote]

looked into it a while back, I never liked it

[modern owl]

Well it's a d4 opening if he replies e5 then just take and go for the same setup anyway.

[tame yoke]

But i prefer playing KIA

[shadow obsidian]

live game..??

[kindred crypt]

Hello

[modern owl]

I peaked 2125 rapid just by spamming 2 openings

[exotic coyote]

a3? you can just play waiting move like kh1 if there was absolutely nothing

[shadow obsidian]

develop pieces and take space so a move like a3 to kick the knight is good

[distant spruce]

Okay thank you I will give this a try

[trail vortex]

I just played e4 e5, then just developed knights, bishops, maybe italian, then castle and connecting rooks worked for me to get to 1000

[shadow obsidian]

a3 then c3 to play b4 seems like an ok plan

[modern owl]

And it only took me 2k Blitz games to peak 2022 blitz lol

From 1600-2000

[tame yoke]

Kick thee knight out

Place your rook in center

[shadow obsidian]

also look for weaknesses, the pawn on e6 is weak so put pressure on it

[kindred crypt]

Do yall know that if you were to think abt smt you would start to think abt that smt ur thinking abt

[exotic coyote]

blitz is hell from 1800~2000

[shadow obsidian]

ok

[shadow obsidian]

any elo blitz is hell

[trail vortex]

now that is smt to think abt

[tame yoke]

Move your knight on c3 to prepare for pawn push

[modern owl]

I guess

[kindred crypt]

Exactly

[tame yoke]

Then put other rook on c1

[broken trail]

Pretty sure I quitting chess.

[tame yoke]

Done

[exotic coyote]

nah blitz in that particular range was like worse than everthing else, 1600 is also hard bump

[tame yoke]

You play like a gm

[shadow obsidian]

lowkey i just hit a new blitz peak of 1252

[modern owl]

Just play a3 then rd1 re1

[exotic coyote]

oh damn start grinding

[exotic coyote]

hell of a person and hell of a chess player

[modern owl]

Just play lots of rapid to improve Blitz

[frosty peak]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1501 (peak)
Blitz: 1232 (1252 peak)
Bullet: 1034 (1035 peak)

[broken trail]

Sorry and goodbye.

[somber kindle]

He hates standard chess but prefers fischer random

[shadow obsidian]

its okay. i forgive u.

[tame yoke]

Goodbye even tho who th are you

[trail vortex]

because of engines

[kindred crypt]

Tf h mean goodbye u ain’t depressed or smt?

[tame yoke]

Idk

[celest remnant]

Two new chess pieces are being added with two new files on the board:

a piece that can hop over any other piece

A piece that locks onto a square and can’t be taken by anything

The devs are truly cooking

[somber kindle]

Because of antichess openings to force endgames

[tame yoke]

He is prob attention seeking or is depressed

[kindred crypt]

Well I mean still gotta make sure bc depression ain’t a joke

[tame yoke]

Yeah ig

Or he is just actually demotivated in cheds

[nimble arch]

insult to the french

[tame yoke]

Ik chess is hard not everyone can master chess

[trail vortex]

Bro they said goodbye bcz they quitting chess

[exotic coyote]

french is ass nobody can change my mind

[trail vortex]

not sm depressed shi

[celest remnant]

🎻

[shadow obsidian]

valid take

[tame yoke]

Maybe attention seeking theres always plot twists

[nimble arch]

High skill floor, but not bad

like jacobplayschess is actually insane at the french

[exotic coyote]

It's just boring imo makes me claustraphobic

[tame yoke]

French and carokann is annoying

[celest remnant]

Guys what puzzle themes does a good job at practicing opening?

[trail vortex]

I love Caro Kann

[celest remnant]

I’m about to do puzzles

[tame yoke]

Advance frenxh for black when you push oawn is quite good cause I can pressure the white pawn and win it

[trail vortex]

Lichess has specific opening puzzles on puzzle themes

[tame yoke]

Do all themes

[celest remnant]

Thank you

[trail vortex]

I genuinely find Sicilian too complex for me to play

[celest remnant]

What about themes with a focus on utilizing pawns to break open the center that isn’t end-game?

[celest remnant]

Same

[tame yoke]

Cause your 3 digits

Watch some sicillian videos

[trail vortex]

there is Middlegame phase theme puzzles on lichess

[tame yoke]

Its not that complex

[kindred crypt]

So u prefer to play white

[jaunty thunder]

You're barely 4 💔

[trail vortex]

bro I was just 1750

[tame yoke]

Im like 1300

At least

[trail vortex]

rn I'm 1690 or sm

[celest remnant]

Thank you

[tame yoke]

And. I play the nardjof

All im saying is sicillian is not that complex

[jaunty thunder]

Your invents opponents aren't good lil bru

[tame yoke]

When you understand what to play

[trail vortex]

play a 1700 with it and ull see

[tame yoke]

But dont play grunfeld

[jaunty thunder]

You can play Na3 move one if you want

[whole eagle]

hi guys hru all today?

[tame yoke]

Grunfeld is the real complex

We dont understand what we are playing next when playing grunfeld

[jaunty thunder]

Lmfao hypermodern opening and not used to that pawn structure

[trail vortex]

I think Ima stick to Catalan, QGD, and Caro Kann

[tame yoke]

Learn more white openings

[jaunty thunder]

Vro plays the Catalan lol

[trail vortex]

whats wrong with Catalan gang

[tame yoke]

Like the evans gambit

[radiant grail]

chess ppl?

[kindred crypt]

My fish with down syndrome drowned

[tame yoke]

Nothng is wrong but just go play more openings

[jaunty thunder]

Nothing , but it's not exactly that easy if you play it properly

[trail vortex]

I can feel the compensation of the pawn sacrifice so for me its good

[jaunty thunder]

Tbh openings don't matter sub 2300 lowk

[kindred crypt]

Racist much?

[tame yoke]

Who doesnt like playing white

[whole eagle]

fish don't drown.

[kindred crypt]

Mine did

[jaunty thunder]

How come u find Sicilian not understandable

[whole eagle]

well that's not how it works. fish don't drown.

[trail vortex]

I don't know the attacking ideas of it and I mostly never played sicilian much

[jaunty thunder]

Unfamiliarity ≠ hard

[tame yoke]

Bruh dont u understand, its a joke how acoustic u are to not understand it

[mighty raft]

Hi

[jaunty thunder]

Sybau lil bru <@&745328830649991179>
It got deleted thanks

[tame yoke]

Hi

[whole eagle]

i do understand. no need to be rude

[proven wave]

..

[kindred crypt]

It’s a joke.

[tame yoke]

Exactly

[trail vortex]

I mean why should I learn a sicilian when I can play Caro Kann tbh

[jaunty thunder]

IT DELETED WHEN I WANTED TO TAG IT 💔

[whole eagle]

plz never talk to me again 🙂 have a nice day

[mighty raft]

Understandable, have a great day

[kindred crypt]

Oh damn

[proven wave]

Yes I know 😉

[kindred crypt]

To be fair my fish did die

[tame yoke]

Make me not talk to me tuff person 😒 ✌️

Yeah RIP to your fish and i pay condolences

[whole eagle]

srry about your fish. what breed was it?

[remote bay]

hi chat

[kindred crypt]

Gold fish

Black one huge eyes

[whole eagle]

hi welcome to the server

[mighty raft]

Why do you people get sad when your fish dies?

[kindred crypt]

Oh Wsp

[whole eagle]

cool. srry about ur fish fr though

[tame yoke]

Hi im new

[mighty raft]

Fish is a food

[tame yoke]

Still RIP he lived a very sad life

[whole eagle]

why did u emote me with a pregnant man emoji...

[remote bay]

erm....

[mighty raft]

What?

[kindred crypt]

Pause

[sand rapids]

Yo

[remote bay]

thats my iconic emoji

[tame yoke]

Then eat a puffer fish raw.

[sand rapids]

Yo

[remote bay]

hi

[tame yoke]

Cause he has a crush on you

[sand rapids]

Wya

Where u live

[remote bay]

im at my house

i live in texas

[tame yoke]

No need for that information

[whole eagle]

i'm blocking u now, byee

[sand rapids]

Texas is like 20 right? Cold af there for texas

[remote bay]

yes it is very cold

[sand rapids]

Nobody cares

[whole eagle]

thought it was the opposite??

[remote bay]

everyone is freaking out

[kindred crypt]

Oh damn

[tame yoke]

Lol block me im so scared

[sand rapids]

Yea man, they calling for snow?

[remote bay]

well theres a storm or some

[whole eagle]

about u 🙂

[remote bay]

sadly no snow where im at

[tame yoke]

Your gonna call the mafia on me 😭

[remote bay]

😭

[tame yoke]

Very tuff 😒 ✌️

[whole eagle]

surprisingly no snow for me yet either.. it should be snowing but nope.

[sand rapids]

Snowed a foot here last night, jersey over here

[tame yoke]

Please block me and i will pay u 100$

[remote bay]

I WANT snow

!?

[jaunty thunder]

I hate snow

[sand rapids]

maybe

[whole eagle]

ngl i hate the cold... (not normal that it isn't snowing here by now..)

[jaunty thunder]

Overrated

[remote bay]

i love the cold my lawd i love it it feels so good beats being in 100 degree weather

[tame yoke]

Then u have a flawed imune system

Be more immune dawg

[whole eagle]

i would rather have summer than winter... popsicles and all that.

[tame yoke]

Now please block me asap

[remote bay]

this is true iced stuff is always good

[tame yoke]

I will use fireworks if u block me

[tropic atlas]

hi

[kindred crypt]

Hello

[tame yoke]

Hi

[whole eagle]

hii welcome to the server

[remote bay]

[tropic atlas]

Hello, thanks 😊

[sand rapids]

Who here watches football

[kindred crypt]

Me

Why

[remote bay]

football is for big brolic men who are sweaty

[tropic atlas]

I didn't 😔

[sand rapids]

Who u got winning sb

[remote bay]

did the superbowl already happen or what

[sand rapids]

No

[tame yoke]

Go to back to ronaldo edits gc then, no one watched football here.

[tropic atlas]

no, the games just before it

[remote bay]

hmmmmmm

[sand rapids]

Brother i never said "play"

I said watch, and someone immediately said yes

[tame yoke]

We all watch tiktok

[tropic atlas]

Football not soccer

[kindred crypt]

Prob patriots

[sand rapids]

Gonna be classic pats vs seahawks. Hopefully they run the ball this time

[tropic atlas]

I don't, cause I'm not a doomscrolling person 😊

[kindred crypt]

Fr tho

[tame yoke]

Tuff

Alright how about we all watch youtube shorts

[remote bay]

i love dissolving my brain into little pieces while watching my favorite creator ?!?!

[tame yoke]

Damn this chat is 66% unrelated to chess 34% actual chess

[tropic atlas]

🤔 I watched some but not doomscrolling... Just sometimes searching about some topics and there are only some shorts

[humble wing]

*change that to 99% to 1%

[tame yoke]

Idk i dont want mohit to see my comment

[tropic atlas]

Note that I don't have the youtube app

[remote bay]

would anyone be down to play some chess im a 160 in rapid

[tame yoke]

Vro is in the 1800s, are u witnessing the american civil war and colonisation🥀

Ur not tuff

[sand rapids]

Most people just dont wanna talk about chess man. Idk what to tell ya

[tame yoke]

Yeah

[humble wing]

it is a chess server

[remote bay]

true

[tame yoke]

The only reason i said 34% on chess is to make mohit the mod happy

[sand rapids]

This is known

[remote bay]

get this man a true

[kindred crypt]

I’m back

[tame yoke]

It is actually far off

[remote bay]

haiiiiii

[humble wing]

that fact is also known

[tame yoke]

We all know

[sand rapids]

Recursive logic

[tame yoke]

The only reason it is a chess server is that we all play chess

No swearing

[kindred crypt]

Chat idk if I should ask ths girl out what to do?

[tropic atlas]

1800? I'm a bit more than that 😅

Also my parents gave me strict when I was a kid so I didn't got affected like most of people

[humble wing]

even so dont resign

[remote bay]

🫡

[tame yoke]

Tuff

[vocal musk]

<@&745328830649991179> inapropriate

[humble wing]

bud not the right chat

[tropic atlas]

[remote bay]

i asked a girl out today at panera bread and she said she was not single

[kindred crypt]

Damn

[remote bay]

dont ask her out

thats all im saying

go for men

[kindred crypt]

I mean we have been talking for awhile now

[tropic atlas]

🤪

[kindred crypt]

Wtf hn twin

[humble wing]

at like >1700 (maybe even higher!) sure but ppl make mistakes all the time

[tame yoke]

Since you are very very disciplined, i dare you to go to the darien gap and lived here for a decade with no internet.

<@&745328830649991179>

[remote bay]

[tame yoke]

This guy is swearing

[remote bay]

no dont swear please

[tame yoke]

No swearing guys 😒 ✌️

[kindred crypt]

No more saying cuss words guys

[tame yoke]

Worship Mohit he is a god that sees everything

We cant avoid his sight

[quasi nova]

Sleeper agent activation

[celest remnant]

What elo are you looking to be paired against

[remote bay]

like 200 - 300

maybe even 100 if needed

[tropic atlas]

It would be impossible because in 2026 you need internet to check and do many things...

[remote bay]

im pretty terrible

[tame yoke]

Well go live without it since you are so disciplined

[hardy adder]

Hii

[remote bay]

what elo are you?

[humble wing]

hi

[tame yoke]

My great grandparents lived without internet their whole lives

[humble wing]

he is 500-999

[quasi nova]

Go live in a forest vro you don't need internet there it's peak

[remote bay]

hm

[kindred crypt]

[tame yoke]

Internet is a want not a nred. Food and water is a need.

[tropic atlas]

No I wanna play chess

[celest remnant]

I recommend checking out the unrated match making option on chess.com then. It let's you get paired against people at your level if you use the elo scale

[tame yoke]

So go live only on food and water you wont die without internet

[humble wing]

back in my day i walked uphill both ways 👴

[tame yoke]

Just like in africa

[celest remnant]

I am 550

[humble wing]

hm

[remote bay]

i did not know this exist

thank you for this info

[tame yoke]

You are more cherished then people in africa

[kindred crypt]

Need chess.com🤖🤖

[tropic atlas]

It's not like before, now you need internet for almost everything, for work and study you need it !

[tame yoke]

Then go watch people in africa like in slums about how they live without internet

[celest remnant]

If you can't find it ping me and i'll screenshot it

[tame yoke]

It is a want not a need

[humble wing]

he meant it as in will you die?

[remote bay]

i found it

[opaque jetty]

How to stop fluctuating between 650-730

[tame yoke]

Stop being annoying ass about HOW STRONG YOU ARE AND IF YOU ARE STRONG GO LIVE WITHOUT IT

[tropic atlas]

Yes, no work = no money so die !

[kindred crypt]

Gng how old is u

[celest remnant]

Naturally if you can find a 100 here its better since you can chat. I only recomended since im not sure how common 100s are here so if you cant find anyone thats your best option

[tame yoke]

14

[kindred crypt]

Ain’t no way u is like 11

[dreamy marten]

yo

[tropic atlas]

Life is very hard there 😞 Look internet is not bad if used correctly, it can even help !

[humble wing]

hey

[remote bay]

yea i mainly want to find like a friend to talk too and consistently play with and like get better with and stuff and also study!!!!

[tame yoke]

Just admit you that you are brainroted

Its simple

Like us

That you use tiktok and youtube shorts

[humble wing]

*It's

[remote bay]

they act there age

[humble wing]

*their

[tame yoke]

Nice ragebait

[humble wing]

ppl don't know grammar

[tropic atlas]

It's serious, I have none of those apps, I saw my lil cousin with those and he is almost SICK with those !!

[humble wing]

even when texting casually

[tame yoke]

Damn u dont want to admit

[kindred crypt]

Don’t

[celest remnant]

Beautiful goals! I hope you find the perfect training partner for you

[humble wing]

join the grammar police with me

[tame yoke]

Theres 2 paths. Admit you are brainroted or you are strong if you are not brainroted go to africa or the amazon rainforest

[remote bay]

indeed

[humble wing]

there's

[tame yoke]

Thank you

[remote bay]

what are you talking about

[tropic atlas]

I have a lot of people in my family addicted with doomscrolling, even friends so I just don't wanna be like them. Do you understand this? 😭

[humble wing]

he doesn't

[tame yoke]

Be like them carry out the tradution to the future generations. Do you want to honor your family?

[tropic atlas]

I will stop the conversation here, it's chess talk after all !

[tame yoke]

Preserve it

[humble wing]

yes

[remote bay]

what are you talking about

[tame yoke]

Alright best black opening

[humble wing]

bro. "tradution"

[grave hamlet]

What’s good y’all

[humble wing]

pirc

[remote bay]

HAI

[jaunty thunder]

Do you think Africans live in huts in 2026 bruh lol

[tropic atlas]

It's cold, that's good for me 😊

[tame yoke]

Inheriting tradition.

[grave hamlet]

Same here, snow season fr

[humble wing]

ik whatchu meant

[tropic atlas]

👍 I like it because the previous years we got just a bit...

[tame yoke]

Like asian families just preserve their traditions but nee gens like us dont

[remote bay]

i didn't

[tame yoke]

Alright how old are you guys

[jaunty thunder]

Old enough to have kids

[kindred crypt]

“Nee”

[exotic coyote]

it's not even snow in texas, just ice

[tame yoke]

I type fast

[remote bay]

why are you asking this

[tropic atlas]

True 🤣

[tame yoke]

Idk

[grave hamlet]

Mood, I like all the snow

[kindred crypt]

Wpm?

[humble wing]

"i" is a personal pronoun referring to the speaker or in this case texter of the msg i said "ik" meaning myself

[exotic coyote]

wpm?

[tame yoke]

50

[kindred crypt]

Mid

[unkempt adder]

..

[tame yoke]

70 on monkey type

[grave hamlet]

That’s just brutal

[exotic coyote]

not fast but alr

[tame yoke]

Yeah

[humble wing]

...

[kindred crypt]

Slow ahh boy

[remote bay]

your like a lap dog you reply to every mishap i make lmao and follow me around

[tropic atlas]

slow

[unkempt adder]

….

[exotic coyote]

it's just like an inch of ice, can't even do nothing with it

[humble wing]

im the grammar police bro

[unkempt adder]

I have snow with a 2 inch layer of ice above it

[humble wing]

aint just you

[exotic coyote]

what state are you at

[remote bay]

im sure it isn't

[unkempt adder]

VA

[jaunty thunder]

Y'all don't need snow when you have ice 😉

[tame yoke]

Alright i can type very fast you know like i can write an entire story about this chess. Most chess talks are not on topic yk they are like always about like some random smacks about like why people are always loke this.

[exotic coyote]

oh yeah that's far

[humble wing]

me too it was like 4-5 in here

[tame yoke]

Wrote in a short second

[remote bay]

ice

[humble wing]

wrote quicker

[exotic coyote]

hope on type racer

[bitter niche]

f*ck ice

[tropic atlas]

💀

[kindred crypt]

How long it take to type that💀

[tame yoke]

I mean its hot over here

[exotic coyote]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=22ra9kxc03 @simple socket

[unkempt adder]

I like ice in my drinks so

[remote bay]

get this man a true

[tame yoke]

10 seconds

[kindred crypt]

Cappp

[tame yoke]

I type faster on keyboard

[humble wing]

mobile?

[tame yoke]

10-20 secs

Yep

[humble wing]

not cap bro

[jaunty thunder]

I'm bailing out all the Latinas

[unkempt adder]

Would you guys think you have a better chance of beating mikhail tal or hikaru nakamura

[remote bay]

none

[tame yoke]

The keys on mobile are kinda small

[unkempt adder]

A better chance a beating

[humble wing]

https://youtu.be/GGwKCi4FX84?si=fd1gjoYMotF7e3dp

[quasi nova]

Good luck with that vro

[remote bay]

yea none

[tame yoke]

Its hot in australia

[tropic atlas]

true, you should use a computer 😊

[simple socket]

hi wrong penguin

[unkempt adder]

Does Australia have spiders?

[simple socket]

but i can type fast

[quasi nova]

Yes

[tame yoke]

It qp

[tropic atlas]

it should, but I know it has very dangerous animals

[humble wing]

all penguins type fast?

[simple socket]

yup

[quasi nova]

Fym does Australia have spiders, is grass green type of question

[kindred crypt]

What’s y’all’s fav music artists

[unkempt adder]

But what if Australia had polar bears unseated of spiders and polar bears were sun bears

[remote bay]

erm radiohead

[humble wing]

fast flippers🐧

[tropic atlas]

👀

[humble wing]

rand youtube thumbnail

[tame yoke]

Bruh why is Melbourne so hot

[tropic atlas]

idk I like classical too

[quasi nova]

Are you there rn

[tame yoke]

Yeah

We aussies

[remote bay]

i love beethoven 🤤

[vocal musk]

connect ur account

[tropic atlas]

Very good one 🥰 🥰 🥰

[unkempt adder]

Definitely Alex g or panic! At the disco

[quasi nova]

Come to Tassie vro, cool calm 26°c

[humble wing]

cuz its australia mate

[vocal musk]

you need to if u want anyone to play with u

[exotic coyote]

mac miller's pretty nice

[tropic atlas]

what if he doesn't?

[vocal musk]

i'll play u waht's ur username

[remote bay]

@humble wing

wheres the grammer police when you need them

[humble wing]

"i does that???!!"

[unkempt adder]

Grammar police lock in

[remote bay]

foe real

[humble wing]

rlly?!?!?!

[humble wing]

here

[vocal musk]

i found ur username rpaust062730

[exotic coyote]

*I connect

[tropic atlas]

?

[humble wing]

ofc

[vocal musk]

jk ur username is Aayush_S_Nambiar

[shadow obsidian]

epic W

[jaunty thunder]

Don't connect it's not a rule don't make him break your amendment rights

[humble wing]

nice

[tropic atlas]

happens

[jaunty thunder]

The chess mafia kidnapped me and made me connect

[exotic coyote]

nice job stalking ppl neuro

[shadow obsidian]

its his only job

[quasi nova]

It takes a second sometimes

[jaunty thunder]

The full government name is crazy 😭💔

[tropic atlas]

The chess mafia Me 🙃

[humble wing]

you don't necessarily know that

[quasi nova]

Neuro going for his address next

[humble wing]

alr found it

[kindred crypt]

Anyone here play vr

[jaunty thunder]

I KNOW that I would stuff you in a locker if I caught you outside

[tropic atlas]

sick

Connect your main

[humble wing]

I KNOW correct grammar and that's horrible?

[ripe fiber]

Wana play a match ?? 🌝

[humble wing]

ill play

[bitter niche]

how would you accomplish this when lockers are indoors

[ripe fiber]

Dm me

[jaunty thunder]

I no a Yung Sheldon when I sea wan

[humble wing]

"accidentally"?

[tropic atlas]

😅

[mortal bronze]

no?

[bitter niche]

what if i accidentally beat you

[kindred crypt]

What’s y’all’s fav cheese opening

[bitter niche]

yeah well im not a piece of shit so i couldnt care less

[kindred crypt]

Personally my fav is the cheddar gambit

[mortal bronze]

never connect

[jaunty thunder]

I would catch him outside then go inside and stuff him in a locker 🤯

[quasi nova]

Vro ts was not an accident

[tropic atlas]

Nescafé Frappe Attack

[bitter niche]

oh yeah the cheater lol

[tropic atlas]

Nice

[bitter niche]

nvm now i really dont care

[mortal bronze]

vro thinks mods can't see spoilers

[humble wing]

oh, i know that

[tropic atlas]

Oh he is cheater??

[bitter niche]

<@&745328830649991179> ban evasion

[mortal bronze]

it can happen vro

[exotic coyote]

<@&745328830649991179>

[trail vortex]

Sicilian Kan Swiss cheese variation

[compact timber]

Me every day

[mortal bronze]

happened to my buddy pewdiepie once

[exotic coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-moderator-discord-moderator-delete-moderator-snitch-gif-27063075

[bitter niche]

yeah he got banned for cheating and for saying the n word on two different accounts <@&745328830649991179>

[exotic coyote]

lebron my goat

[mortal bronze]

smh. you wouldn't have gotten banned if you didn't admit to it

[tropic atlas]

ok that's crazy

[quasi nova]

Vro all just joined people who refuse to connect their account are either banned or lying about their elo vro

[kindred crypt]

Should I speed run getting banned on rblx

[jaunty thunder]

Worst ban evasion attempt ever RETIRE GANG 💔

[mortal bronze]

he won't do that for a random account obviously

[jaunty thunder]

Games gone

[quasi nova]

But Markus will

[mortal bronze]

they should learn from me vro. although i would never do something like that

[quasi nova]

Did vro delete that himself

[tropic atlas]

I don't think so

[tame yoke]

We all like got banned for like at least 1 day

[jaunty thunder]

Yes he's covering up his tracks like a true alpha

[humble wing]

bud not sure anyone plays roblox here

[quasi nova]

Dude he's literally been erased from existence

[tame yoke]

I got banned for 3 days cause i kinda said about some certain fandoms

[bitter niche]

he was perma banned i assume

[mortal bronze]

yeah mods won't delete that

[exotic coyote]

*"bud no sure anyone play roblox here"

[tropic atlas]

Oh good thing that I connected mine 😊

[bitter niche]

perma ban does

[quasi nova]

Little does he know the mods can see deleted messages

[humble wing]

pmo

[mortal bronze]

yeah he got locked out from here for saying the n word

[exotic coyote]

*pmsodis

[mortal bronze]

ohhhh

[kindred crypt]

Oh well ima jst speed run getting banned on rblx

[mortal bronze]

yeah that's possible

[quasi nova]

William strats

[tame yoke]

Will the mods actually check the messages?

[mortal bronze]

they do perma ban alts

[humble wing]

ts real elite ball knowledge

[tame yoke]

Bruh why is it so hot in melbourne

[mortal bronze]

bring him back vro he did nothing wrong

[chrome latch]

Discord gives you the option of deleting or leaving messages when you ban someone

[humble wing]

i don't really care but gl

[tame yoke]

Those anyone even live in southern hemisphere

[kindred crypt]

I appreciate it

[quasi nova]

Like I said vro come to Tassie 🙏

[humble wing]

np

[proven wave]

Thanks for the ping .

[tame yoke]

Yeah

[proven wave]

Hi Dark

[mortal bronze]

you are welcome mohit

[tame yoke]

Should have gone in year 8

[silk mist]

Hello 🤓

[tropic atlas]

Hi mod 😊

[exotic coyote]

mohit can you check if my gif is suitable for this server

[mortal bronze]

(i did not ping)

[quasi nova]

That's kinda horrifying, you could be talking to someone and they are just erased from existence mid message

[silk mist]

Yo chigi

[tame yoke]

But the teachers just say nah we need more participation

[proven wave]

Don't send this here pls

[tame yoke]

So the change it to fun week

[jaunty thunder]

I hecking love you bro

[tropic atlas]

Hello

[exotic coyote]

wait what what's wrong with that one

[tame yoke]

Should have gone to tassie in year 8

[exotic coyote]

I was gonna ask for something else

[jaunty thunder]

Love isn't allowed

[tropic atlas]

Damn my wifi is so slow

[silk mist]

WHO'S READY TO LOSE ?☺️

[proven wave]

Feel free to ask

[chrome latch]

well, it's the internet, so very little is ever erased. It can seem that way though yeah

[humble wing]

"what what's"

[tame yoke]

Plus im chinese actually

So my parents only bring me to china

[exotic coyote]

wait what, what's wrong with that one

[silk mist]

Me too bruh

[tame yoke]

Or like bendigo ballarat geelong

[silk mist]

I am from Bing Chilling

[humble wing]

better

[tame yoke]

That type of city

[exotic coyote]

*more good

[quasi nova]

It's got great views and it's chill, an insane amount of nature and all, but a lot of people end up moving to the mainland later in life in search of jobs and stuff

[jaunty thunder]

So horrifying I have PTSD from it 😢

[humble wing]

worse

[tame yoke]

Its because of my teachers

[proven wave]

Okay I am going to clean the house. See you!

[tame yoke]

That i cant go

[hoary bay]

Hello

[exotic coyote]

can I send a gif of like danny dancing

[tame yoke]

Sorry my fellow aussie

[jaunty thunder]

Mohit keeping the server and his house clean 🫧🪥🏡🏠

[silk mist]

Fight me

[tame yoke]

I respect tassie its underated

[quasi nova]

Goodbye Mohit 👋 (why did my phone correct Mohit to mother that's geeked)

[tame yoke]

Hi Mohit

[quasi nova]

[hoary bay]

Hello guys I am Magnus Carlslen

[zinc prairie]

if your ready to lose
fight me in lichess

[tropic atlas]

Ok

[tame yoke]

It is atleast cheaper than freaking sydney

[jaunty thunder]

Which Danny

[exotic coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-rensch-daniel-rensch-rensch-chess-chesscom-gif-25905237

[tame yoke]

Im going to go on a rant

[quasi nova]

Oh yeah absolutely vro

[exotic coyote]

they can't possibly ban me for that

[tame yoke]

Sydney is overated

[exotic coyote]

it's legit their ceo what are they gonna do

[tame yoke]

Hey guys

[jaunty thunder]

This is too freaky for a chess server

[humble wing]

what could possibly be the context

[quasi nova]

Deadass went to ping someone who's locked out I forgot vro

[jaunty thunder]

Why is he grinding on a rook

[tame yoke]

If you guys wanna travel to Australia go to melbourne its way cheaper than sydney. Sydney is not tuff

[jaunty thunder]

Ban him

[tame yoke]

Melbourne is undoubtedly better than sydney

Even perth and darwin is better

And hobart ofc

[exotic coyote]

perth is goated

[tame yoke]

Don't disrespect my bro salty chips

[exotic coyote]

is incho still ban evading or no

[tropic atlas]

Mehbourne 😊

[mortal bronze]

who is incho

why do people ban evade

[silk mist]

Bruh someone battle me

[mortal bronze]

i would never do that if i got banned

[tame yoke]

Sydney is just harbour bridge and opera house

And rest is nothing

And bondi beach

[tropic atlas]

Good for drone?

[tame yoke]

Frankston beach is way better than bondi beach

No one wants to go to bondi beach because there was a shooting

[humble wing]

?

[tame yoke]

RIP to those who died in shooting

[tropic atlas]

That's how I will call it

[tame yoke]

So u been to sydney

[humble wing]

bruh

[tame yoke]

?

[quasi nova]

Isn't Perth one of the farthest towns from another town

[tame yoke]

Yeah

2000km away from Adelaide

Yet it is underated

[tropic atlas]

Nah, never left North America

[quasi nova]

Couldn't have it any other way tbh

[tame yoke]

Then sybau if u dont understand Australia

[quasi nova]

Stay away from Adelaide

[tame yoke]

Only salty chips and I can talk about it

Adelaide is just miserable

[quasi nova]

I'm just here for the ride man

[tame yoke]

All shops close at 6

[tropic atlas]

Damn

[tame yoke]

And plus the cbd or city center just looks like a town

[quasi nova]

The shops may close but my friends backdoor remains unlocked and that's free food

[tame yoke]

It is comparable to regional cities in victoria

Adelaide is just a massive suburb and congestion

[tropic atlas]

Damn I just heart a tv show say 67 (I'm not watching tv, I'm with family)

[quasi nova]

My friend went there for a chess tournament and got sick from drinking the water

[tame yoke]

Its just a dystopian american dream

[tropic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[tame yoke]

Yeah

[humble wing]

@tame yoke you try vegemite?

[tame yoke]

The only good thing about Adelaide is the zoo

[tame yoke]

I eat it everyday. Bad question

Vegemite is goated

So savoury

[tropic atlas]

Zoo is not very good for animals

[humble wing]

should i try it?

[tame yoke]

Try it then ,freedom lovers

[bitter niche]

precisely

[tame yoke]

Have a taste of the kangaroos and the outback

[humble wing]

where'd that come from?

[bitter niche]

@fleet dove @ki_707

[tropic atlas]

pain is when you press the wrong one

[tame yoke]

America

[humble wing]

if you are gonna use the comma, use it right

[tame yoke]

Idc about grammar cause its not a test or an assessment

I only use formal grammar in school

[severe dock]

this just became my best game ever

[humble wing]

i do

[tame yoke]

Then be british

I can talk whatever I want

[crystal fjord]

Hey Guys! Sorry to interrupt.
I am a Chess Newbie. Is there any guidance or tips for first chess set purchase? Thanks a lot!

[tame yoke]

Hillo hiw id yuor dya

Mrak tish

[tropic atlas]

Funny game

[humble wing]

??

[tame yoke]

I ma austrilai

[tropic atlas]

Tactics?

[humble wing]

wdym?

[tame yoke]

I lvoe Veegemit

Bor ujst gvae pu

[severe dock]

the crazy part is how it was all winning for black until here. ...Ke4 is apparently the only move to survive here and still be winning

[tame yoke]

So are you gonna correct my spelling and grammar?

[severe dock]

I wonder what the accuracy score would've been if I really played ...Ke4 there

[tropic atlas]

Do tactics !

[tame yoke]

Silence is the way

[humble wing]

...

[tame yoke]

If you do this again i will do mine again

You will have a pain to correct all my mistakes

[humble wing]

don't make them

[chrome latch]

Hello. I'm not sure if you're looking for a more specific suggestion than this, but I don't think it's necessary to get anything more fancy than a plastic set when starting out

[tropic atlas]

this ^

[tame yoke]

Yes I will and Idc

I will make your ocd explode

[humble wing]

*common sense

[tame yoke]

Dman

Uyo awnt htat

Arlghit

[humble wing]

idek you are trynna say

[tame yoke]

I lwii layp htis gmae

Wthi ouy

Agme tarts

[humble wing]

avg medical term

[crystal fjord]

No so sure what you are referring to.
But I would love to learn more chess tactics, especially tactics for buying first chess board. Wooden or silicon mat is better?

[tropic atlas]

time to charge my computer, it's at 20%

[tame yoke]

Mi Ussiea

[humble wing]

it dont matter

[humble wing]

i might block u

[tame yoke]

Block ne

[tropic atlas]

Wood looks better to me but it doesn't matter

[tame yoke]

Idc

[fathom grail]

Lol

[tame yoke]

I dont even know you

[kindred crypt]

Anyone play clash royale

[fathom grail]

Nooo

[tame yoke]

Country ball the goat

[humble wing]

look at my tag

[tropic atlas]

wrong place

[crystal fjord]

Thanks for your response!
I am checking on A&A Chess Set - 15''x15'' Foldable Silicone Chessboard. What’s your opinion?

[fathom grail]

Yea cus i am

[kindred crypt]

Bru

[tame yoke]

Yeah

[slate kite]

Hi

[tame yoke]

I like countryballs and geography

[chrome latch]

I mean, they're not wrong

[tropic atlas]

Sorry 😔

[kindred crypt]

Look at other text

[fathom grail]

Ooooh me tooo

[humble wing]

it genuinely doesn't matter

[tropic atlas]

👀 There is magic in wood

[humble wing]

wrong chat

[fathom grail]

Curse

[chrome latch]

It looks fine to me, but I don't have experience with that specific product so I don't want to say anything for certain

[humble wing]

ok, yes but for just buying a first set it doesn't matter

[kindred crypt]

Anyone go fishing?

[tropic atlas]

I would just pick wood, like why not?

[tame yoke]

Yeah

[humble wing]

bro wrong chat

[tame yoke]

Countryball so good

[kindred crypt]

[tame yoke]

Edits abt ut is good

[fathom grail]

How do i change password in chess.com

[tropic atlas]

I think I have a medium one in wood that costed like 25

[tame yoke]

Go to settings

[humble wing]

you get banned in rblx?

[tropic atlas]

bad game 😒

[kindred crypt]

No apparently they don’t ban Morse code

[chrome latch]

settings --> account and it seems to be the first option

[humble wing]

why would they?

[kindred crypt]

Bc of what u can say

[tame yoke]

Hey guys prove 1+1=67

[tropic atlas]

🥀 we are in 2026 dude

[humble wing]

.-- .... .- - / -.-. .- -. / -.-- --- ..- / ... .- -.-- ..--..

[tame yoke]

People still use 67

[tropic atlas]

It's boring 🥱

[tame yoke]

1 year at June no one will use it

[kindred crypt]

I would prob get banned if I say it

[tame yoke]

What does it mean

[kindred crypt]

What can you say

[tame yoke]

?

[kindred crypt]

That’s what he said

[humble wing]

it literally means "what can you say"

[robust pond]

yo wtf is getting to 1800 so hard 😭

[tropic atlas]

"WHAT CAN YOU SAY?" it says ??

[tame yoke]

Bruh

Yeah

Hey guys ik a way to get banned on roblox

[humble wing]

yes

[kindred crypt]

Yea but he is asking what I can say but I think he means what I said

[tame yoke]

By saying some offensive stuff on paintball and drawing some very questionable images on it

[humble wing]

tf?

[tropic atlas]

😅

[tame yoke]

You will get banned fast

[humble wing]

i meant "the frick?"

like obv

[tame yoke]

Thats how i speedrun to get banned

It is effective

[tropic atlas]

Guys this is chess talk anyways

[tame yoke]

Chess talk because we all play chess

[kindred crypt]

[tame yoke]

Not about we want to talk about chess

[celest remnant]

Omg how do you guys solve this super hard puzzle 😱

[tropic atlas]

Too hard for me

[kindred crypt]

I wonder

[tame yoke]

The moderators couldnt be bothered to check most of the time

[humble wing]

chess, chess chess. chess

[kindred crypt]

Who tryna talk in Morse code

[humble wing]

-. --- - / -- .

[tame yoke]

Use chatgpt and your king will eat the black king

[barren smelt]

M12 if you sac the rook on c-4

[kindred crypt]

Why

[celest remnant]

Thank you so much 😊

[humble wing]

-... . -.-. .- ..- ... .

[kindred crypt]

Cuz why

[tropic atlas]

🥱

[barren smelt]

Just helping you climb to 2500 🫡

You've got to think outside of the 64 squares

[tropic atlas]

aren't you 1500 ? 😅

[barren smelt]

typo

[humble wing]

-... . -.-. .- ..- ... .

[barren smelt]

I'm actually 3500

[tropic atlas]

[barren smelt]

[tropic atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

[celest remnant]

As a 500 my new years is to reach 4000 by the end of the week

[barren smelt]

400*

[tropic atlas]

I'm only 2000

[celest remnant]

🎻

[kindred crypt]

TYPO

HOLY

[humble wing]

BROOOO

[whole eagle]

ONLY? You should be proud that you tried ur best

[humble wing]

<@&745328830649991179>

some help here

[tropic atlas]

I wanna get 2200

[kindred crypt]

Huh?

[whole eagle]

well i believe that u will make it

[kindred crypt]

Gl

[celest remnant]

Elo is an illusion

[whole eagle]

server mods acted faster than mr clean growing hair..

[barren smelt]

I don't even know what you said in morse code, but you do know they have logs, right? 💀

[humble wing]

srsly <@&745328830649991179> can yall see deleted?

[kindred crypt]

Gulp

Welp uhh good knowing yall

[celest remnant]

If everyone speaks in 1s and 0s that would be hilarious

[kindred crypt]

😭🫡

[barren smelt]

ikr, I was 400 when I started and I got to 800 in a week

[whole eagle]

i translated just in time

[tropic atlas]

Yes

[humble wing]

cya

[tropic atlas]

I think so

[celest remnant]

You are a 3500 in my eyes 💫

Literally

[tropic atlas]

Thanks 😊

[humble wing]

@kindred crypt is cooked then

[whole eagle]

are you trying to flirt or something...

[barren smelt]

amazing tactic

[humble wing]

great pickup line

[kindred crypt]

So uhh

[barren smelt]

This dude must have been doing dating tactics puzzles

[celest remnant]

Nah

[tropic atlas]

😅

[humble wing]

some last words?

[kindred crypt]

Uhh

[tropic atlas]

It's ok it's ok, I don't mind 😊

[humble wing]

great last words

[kindred crypt]

Wish me luck on my chess tourney

[humble wing]

gl

[tropic atlas]

I'm always happy, it helps

[humble wing]

mods im being srs check the logs

[tropic atlas]

Good luck

[barren smelt]

He might get lucky if all the mods are asleep.

[celest remnant]

Did someone just add me?

[kindred crypt]

Hop off the mods sigh

[humble wing]

did they?

[barren smelt]

Can you not see your friend requests?

[celest remnant]

I received a random chess friend request

[tropic atlas]

It wasn't me but you can add me if you want 🙃

[humble wing]

ok

[kindred crypt]

Yk ima do the mods a solid and leave myself so uhh cya🫡

[humble wing]

MODS @kindred crypt is staying too long

[humble wing]

cya

[barren smelt]

all I get is messages after games that I lost where they go "thanks for the free win"

[kindred crypt]

How to leave

[humble wing]

right click the server icon

[barren smelt]

Alt+F4 is an option

[kindred crypt]

On mobile

[tropic atlas]

I got the message : "how old are you"

[barren smelt]

Throwing your phone out the window is another option

[kindred crypt]

Too broke to do that

[barren smelt]

Ok ok, you've got me beat. Half of the people who play chess are creeps.

[humble wing]

uninstall discord

[tropic atlas]

I would never do that 😵 It's sooooo expensive !!

[kindred crypt]

I’m in other servs

[barren smelt]

They asked how to leave the server

[barren smelt]

I would've answered 12

[kindred crypt]

So uhh

Like

Uhh

[tropic atlas]

Yes

[tropic atlas]

🤣

[kindred crypt]

How to leave on mobile

[barren smelt]

"lick my sour lemon BALLS" is another one that I got.

[tropic atlas]

You hold your finger on the server

[kindred crypt]

Thx

[tropic atlas]

😂

[distant spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-baldwin-iv-kingdom-of-heaven-gif-3775850919305751650

[tropic atlas]

he left...

[barren smelt]

"Chess is a battle of minds" - Kasparov

[humble wing]

how'd you know?

[distant spruce]

Anyone have a good playlist for chess? Prefer classical music

[humble wing]

no

[barren smelt]

Unfortunately my whole playlist is heavy metal, death metal, and white girl pop music to keep me on edge.

[tropic atlas]

When you click on his name

[barren smelt]

@gentle coyote

[humble wing]

ok

[tropic atlas]

Yes classical is very good !

[humble wing]

he ain't here

[barren smelt]

[tropic atlas]

😂 First time I teach somebody how to leave

[distant spruce]

Do you have a playlist?

[humble wing]

and he actually did it

[tropic atlas]

No, I just pick an album and listen to it !

Classical musics are too long for playlists

[barren smelt]

Reasonable.

[distant spruce]

Puccini will do for now

[tropic atlas]

😊

[vestal pumice]

i found bobby fischer https://ratings.uschess.org/player/10251648

[tropic atlas]

Bye guys, I need to go now... Have a nice day everyone 😊

[barren smelt]

👋 You too.

[dense plover]

Hi

[glass crane]

Any one wanna do a 15min

[fathom grail]

ok

👍

[fathom grail]

me but after 45min?

[glass crane]

Wdm

[fathom grail]

i can do after 1~1:30 in my time

[glass crane]

K idk if i can

[fathom grail]

ok

[glass crane]

Im gonna go ✌️

[fathom grail]

👍

[quiet yew]

sup!

[quiet yew]

Oh Dios mío, es Austria!

[fathom grail]

what da heil

[native pike]

anyone wanna play chess with me?

i depressed a lot lately

[whole eagle]

um... english only.

[whole eagle]

ur depressed? same here. do u need to talk?

[native pike]

not right now, i just want to think for a while

can you play?

[quiet yew]

ok

[spring lion]

hi

[whole eagle]

yes but.. i'm making a doc for myself rn for my organization plan so... busy ig?

[native pike]

alright, gl then.

[whole eagle]

tyy i hope u feel better!

[native pike]

u too

[quiet yew]

hello potato

[knotty ridge]

yo how does this work?

[spring lion]

Hi ace 👋

[quiet yew]

Potato is like the best vegetable

[spring lion]

TB stands for tiebreaks i think

[spring lion]

i agree 🔥

[knotty ridge]

yeah I know but how is this one calculated

:,v

[spring lion]

😭 some very complicated math

[bleak falcon]

Is this a draw?

[quiet yew]

https://tenor.com/view/edit-random-potato-potato-edit-gif-12232128044145474363

[knotty ridge]

thank you my friend