💬〡chess-talk

[paper zenith]

gts fr 🙏

[lapis bloom]

thats not close to 1800 fide

[orchid sedge]

its 2 am bro you should sleep 😭

[final birch]

basically the same

[spice copper]

Wanna send a challenge?

[mortal bronze]

yeah i just got home. will sleep now

[orchid sedge]

it's black to play and win bro, ts is great

[mortal bronze]

i am about to sleep dw

[sharp falcon]

https://link.chess.com/play/lM0Ktc
@lapis bloom

[lapis bloom]

Truly a troll to the end

[mortal bronze]

let me try

[lapis bloom]

NOO ITS A LINK

[final birch]

i only play titeld playerz

[sharp falcon]

Yeah it's a link :/

[orchid sedge]

okiee, it's kinda hard but you have to be pretty creative

[spice copper]

Cool

[sharp falcon]

https://link.chess.com/play/lM0Ktc

[spice copper]

I'm titled but only 89 elo

[sharp falcon]

Anyone can join it's 3+2 unrated

[final birch]

im not even a troll

[lapis bloom]

Accepted

[final birch]

is a 10 win streak alot

[mortal bronze]

exf4 rh3 rxg2?

haven't really calculated properly but this looks like it could work

[orchid sedge]

kxg2

[mortal bronze]

qc2?

am i correct till here? i will calculate if i am

[orchid sedge]

kf1 prob

[orchid sedge]

idk maybe

[mortal bronze]

so it doesn't work?

[sharp falcon]

What was that message in chat for? What did I do

[orchid sedge]

oh wait just Kh1 instead of taking g2

[sharp falcon]

Was taking the knight wrong

[mortal bronze]

at what point did i go wrong?

[sharp falcon]

Because my review says I played 90 accuracy

[orchid sedge]

idk

[mortal bronze]

hmmmm

[prisma grotto]

I love chess

[mortal bronze]

smhhhh

[sharp falcon]

Is 90 good? I mean it was only like 12 moves but still

[orchid sedge]

Kh1 is probably better tho, you have no checks and there's a mate on the next move I think

[mortal bronze]

okay nvm let me try properly

[sharp falcon]

Wait guys how does elo work

[orchid sedge]

I'm gonna give u a hint, want one?

[sharp falcon]

Is it jun win/lose

Or can you like stay even or how does it work

[mortal bronze]

yes

[orchid sedge]

you win elo if you win, lose elo if you lose, you get more elo if you beat a higher rated opponent, gain less of you win against lower rated opponent and vise versa

[sharp falcon]

Anyone else want to play?

[orchid sedge]

the theme is "candidate moves"

[sharp falcon]

So it's like rocket league mmr

[mortal bronze]

what a gay hint

[orchid sedge]

that's the only hint I got while solving this puzzle bro

[torn sparrow]

not true

[orchid sedge]

wanna try a puzzle?m

[torn sparrow]

you dont lose elo if you lose against a +600

[mortal bronze]

that's all i would need too then

[torn sparrow]

ok send vro

I am bad at puzzles tho

[orchid sedge]

Black to play

[orchid sedge]

ofc

[torn sparrow]

i might be stupid but why not exf5

[winter quest]

Win = elo plus ✅ lose = elo minus ❌

[orchid sedge]

after exf4 white plays rh3

idk if that's a good or a bad thing tho

[balmy python]

italy

[torn sparrow]

bro knowing he cannot give hints

[orchid sedge]

solve the puzzle bro, it's easy 💔

[orchid sedge]

the theme of the puzzle is "candidate moves" btw

[torn sparrow]

its not easy at all

[orchid sedge]

yeah it's prob a 2100 FIDE rated puzzle

[plucky ginkgo]

whats the goal here

[torn sparrow]

my fide is way below that vro

[plucky ginkgo]

Advantage?

[orchid sedge]

Black to play and win

[small jungle]

You can solve it then vro

[orchid sedge]

that's the point bro, you need to solve hard exercises to be good

[orchid sedge]

I solved it today

[lone totem]

Qc2 easy mate in 2 bro

[torn sparrow]

qe7

[lilac cairn]

yo manter what is it

[viscid oriole]

whats the answer

[orchid sedge]

then rh3 and you're the one getting mated bro 💔

[lone totem]

Btw ive litrrally solved this puzzle but i forgot the solution
Its aagard right

[orchid sedge]

haven't you done that puzzle? it's from Calculation of aagard

[lone totem]

Yup

[kindred crypt]

hi

[orchid sedge]

you need to figure it out

[torn sparrow]

I feel like the only idea to defend the h6 pawn is to get the qf8

[orchid sedge]

it's pretty gard

[orchid sedge]

you can try to do it then

[viscid oriole]

bro ur gm im 1600 at chesscom

[small jungle]

Is ts gm prep calculation

[orchid sedge]

I'm 2200 cc bro 💔

[torn sparrow]

Yeah I said qe7

[lone totem]

Qc4 trust

[viscid oriole]

even my father doesnt trust me like you

[small jungle]

2000 fide vro

[orchid sedge]

nd5

[small jungle]

<@&745328830649991179>

[plucky ginkgo]

i want Rg4 to work for some reason

[viscid oriole]

oh we almost same then

[lone totem]

Bro is 2300cc fr

[torn sparrow]

True

[viscid oriole]

i wanna try Rh3

[lone totem]

@orchid sedge meter was it Qc4

[orchid sedge]

it's black to play bro 😭

[plucky ginkgo]

chat gpt ahh move

[viscid oriole]

damn

[orchid sedge]

qc4 then rf1 probably idk

[viscid oriole]

mb i tought white to move

[mental finch]

It was not that deep XD

[lone totem]

Dead lost +11 position bro it was that deep

[orchid sedge]

have you solved the puzzle before without looking at the solution?

[torn sparrow]

Qc4 is nice vro

[lone totem]

Nope

[lilac cairn]

could it be black pawn takes white knight first on f4 then black knight threathens white rook, rook moves to b1, queen comes to e2 then white rook comes to f1 and then mate? ( i dont know how chess lingo works dont hate )

[lone totem]

After half an hour i give up

[torn sparrow]

Cooked

[orchid sedge]

I did it in 55 minutes

[knotty folio]

Aux has the same rating role as you?

[orchid sedge]

rf1 then

[viscid oriole]

what

[orchid sedge]

I'm hella tilted that's why

[torn sparrow]

Which one 🥺

[viscid oriole]

okey so imma try that tho

[mortal bronze]

qc4 maybe

[orchid sedge]

rf1

[torn sparrow]

Be humble and tell me it's the active rook

[mortal bronze]

okay wtf

[lone totem]

Rff1 fr fr

[torn sparrow]

My favorite opps

[orchid sedge]

raf1 😭

[viscid oriole]

exf4?

[mortal bronze]

grrr you not saying if it's right or wrong is not helping

[lone totem]

Take with check and pray

[viscid oriole]

idk looks good

[mortal bronze]

rh3

[viscid oriole]

Rxg2

[orchid sedge]

I just say the response

[deft shard]

Asuka and rei playing chess...

[viscid oriole]

idk stillvlooks good

[mortal bronze]

rei wins every time because asuka is baka

[mortal bronze]

kxg2

[viscid oriole]

knight is gone

my first move is exf4

[mortal bronze]

your rook is gone

[mortal bronze]

k=king

[viscid oriole]

oh damn

[orchid sedge]

Kh1 is better I think

[viscid oriole]

ye ye

[mortal bronze]

oh right

i forgot our conversation from 10 minutes ago

okay give me 1 hour as well i will solve this

[orchid sedge]

when I calculated that I discarded rxg2 cause lh1

[mortal bronze]

hopefully

[orchid sedge]

okiee

[viscid oriole]

bro im not in that level

good luck for u guys

[plucky ginkgo]

which rook is going to f1?

[torn sparrow]

Qc4 raf1 qxd4+

[native musk]

Thanks

[viscid oriole]

manter do u know the answer?

[orchid sedge]

just kh1

[plucky ginkgo]

Dont you negate the mate threat and just win a knight with Qc4?

[lone totem]

He doesnt

[orchid sedge]

yea

[viscid oriole]

i think there isnt a answer

[orchid sedge]

qc4 raf1?

[torn sparrow]

Qd2

[viscid oriole]

you just enjoying with a fake puzzle

[gaunt haven]

Hi chat

I just had a breakup

[native musk]

@orchid sedge send the puzzle i wanna give it a try

[plucky ginkgo]

Yeah then exf4

[gaunt haven]

I am feeling miserable

[orchid sedge]

rh3

[lone totem]

Damn thats Unfortunate

[orchid sedge]

Black to play and win

[gaunt haven]

Just like my name

[lone totem]

dw twin

[gaunt haven]

I wanna cry

So bad

[orchid sedge]

rh3

[fleet dove]

I'd probably win

[gaunt haven]

I can't cry but

[glacial ivy]

Lesgo

[orchid sedge]

solve bro

[viscid oriole]

we trying to solve a puzzle

[lone totem]

Statistically you havent met 99% of the women in the world

[gaunt haven]

Which one

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xiao

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Rapid: 1618 (1659 peak)
Blitz: 1559 (peak)
Bullet: 1376 (1386 peak)

[viscid oriole]

come later please

[fleet dove]

I just did

[glacial ivy]

Im peaking

[plucky ginkgo]

Wait im pretty sure i know this puzzle. Ill shut my mouth

[hollow rapids]

coach levy told me i played an especially smart move worth reviewing

[gaunt haven]

Add me gng

[orchid sedge]

tfym u did 😭

[viscid oriole]

low bullet

[vivid rampart]

Botez gambit declined variation

[torn sparrow]

Qxf4

[orchid sedge]

oh okay, if you know don't spoilt it

[native musk]

I'd play nb3

[deep herald]

NEW DROP

[short otter]

Bro thought he had sum here 🥀

[lone totem]

Ok this is funny

[orchid sedge]

Qe1!

[plucky ginkgo]

Well a very similar one atleast cause i know something that has the same line as what we just did

[viscid oriole]

hikaru vs magmus real footage

[torn sparrow]

Ok what is this move threatening 💔

[hollow rapids]

i also played a really dumb move

[orchid sedge]

have you done Jacob Aagaard's Calculation book maybe? It's a puzzle from that move

[orchid sedge]

to take the free Queen on f4??? 😭

[short otter]

Truly

[native musk]

Nb3 rd1 qc2 and then just exf later no

[hollow rapids]

bro i just missed a free queen as well but i had low time so it's not really my fault

[torn sparrow]

It's like a 1 mover

[short otter]

I'm like the hikaru of 500 elo fr

[orchid sedge]

then make a move

[plucky ginkgo]

We did it as a study in training so it probably is that position but my coach modified it

[fleet dove]

nb3 rh3 ggs brody

[orchid sedge]

Nb3 rh3 and you get mated

[viscid oriole]

ur goated for sure

[plucky ginkgo]

Send you a dm btw gang

[viscid oriole]

manter are u really a gm?

[lone totem]

Bros a goated noob

[torn sparrow]

Nb3?!

After qe1

[orchid sedge]

tfym Nb3, like on the first move?

[orchid sedge]

ohhh

[fleet dove]

yes he is a gay moravian

[lone totem]

Blud put inaccuracy ☠️

[viscid oriole]

good then

[torn sparrow]

Nah I am not sure if it's dubious but it's actually nonsense

Hoping for qxf4

But there is just rxb3

[lone totem]

Its !? For interesting move vro not ?!

[orchid sedge]

I think just rxf4

[torn sparrow]

My vision is pretty weak rn

[fleet dove]

bro said rn

[torn sparrow]

Nah that blunders rc1 pin

[junior bolt]

Im going to an otb club tomorrow and they gotta see my level which opening should i play

[torn sparrow]

Just rxb3 is a better refutation

[fleet dove]

maybe the one that's literally in your name

[torn sparrow]

It's much better than yours

[junior bolt]

good point

[torn sparrow]

In any tactical contest

[fleet dove]

tactics and calculation are not the same thing

[torn sparrow]

Ok after Qe1 I go Qg4 hardly can vision anything there

[orchid sedge]

can't I just take on C1 and be up an exchange?

[mortal bronze]

what line are you guys discussing?

[patent night]

Hello i didn't say anything here today

[hidden eagle]

am I allowed to ask/post about a user potentially cheating? like a SS of their past games ?

[torn sparrow]

I actually think it's equal because black has 2 more pawns in the queen side and like ne2+

[plucky ginkgo]

Nah you report that. No accusations (here atleast)

[mortal bronze]

qc4 raf1 qxd4+ kh1 kg7

[hidden eagle]

okay thank you

[mortal bronze]

idk the evaluation there tbh i am sleepy

[torn sparrow]

Respect to the tactical genius

[mortal bronze]

i hate puzzles like this vro idk what's going on

vro what line even is this

[orchid sedge]

just rh3 no?

[native musk]

Dubious looking one

[mortal bronze]

kf8?

[torn sparrow]

Bro why not nh4+ qxf6

[orchid sedge]

yeah it's just bad

[mortal bronze]

i would win this

[plucky ginkgo]

If a man eats an apple, should he eat a banana aswell or is that unnecessary?

[torn sparrow]

Ok refute Qg4 after Qe1 vro

[orchid sedge]

oh yeha this is just winning too,

probably better even

[plucky ginkgo]

Doesnt answer the dilemma im right now

[glacial stump]

charge your phone bro

[mortal bronze]

the engine is wrong vro

[torn sparrow]

3 battery

[orchid sedge]

like just rg3

[torn sparrow]

😭 poor friend using his time to help us love a puzzle

[mortal bronze]

call back the person that called you vro

[plucky ginkgo]

A lot of batteries

[torn sparrow]

Qh5

[orchid sedge]

fuvk him, do a puzzle

[mortal bronze]

meanie

[orchid sedge]

rh3

[torn sparrow]

Is the message from your Internet provider bro

[plucky ginkgo]

youre commited like damn

[mortal bronze]

you don't treat your friends well

[torn sparrow]

Offer draw

[orchid sedge]

yeah it might be a draw

[torn sparrow]

😭

I am happy with it

[orchid sedge]

because they can't see the beauty damn

[plucky ginkgo]

damn.

[orchid sedge]

bro, okay Qc4 is correct, but qd4+ isn't, black to play and win

[orchid sedge]

I dooooooo

[torn sparrow]

How

[mortal bronze]

cap

[orchid sedge]

it's really cute actually

[torn sparrow]

I was so sure about qd4

[mortal bronze]

thank you vro

[native musk]

Just take the d4 pawn

Nvm

[plucky ginkgo]

Qxd4 still wins surely

[mortal bronze]

exf4 now

[orchid sedge]

does it??

[orchid sedge]

rh3

[plucky ginkgo]

Why wouldnt it

[mortal bronze]

f1 rook hanging if kh1

[mortal bronze]

rxg2

[orchid sedge]

kxg2

[plucky ginkgo]

What do you want to play afterQxd4 again?

[granite hill]

[mortal bronze]

rg8

[orchid sedge]

idk, but rxg2 is cuter soo

[short otter]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

Chat did i cook ?

[orchid sedge]

Kf2

[plucky ginkgo]

yeah its also definitly better then Qxd4

[mortal bronze]

qxd4 now maybe

don't make me calculateeee

[orchid sedge]

yepp

[kindred crypt]

hi

[orchid sedge]

it's just a mate no matter what you play next

[kindred crypt]

anyone free to talk

[orchid sedge]

and you're even up in material now

[torn sparrow]

Ok sigma vro

[mortal bronze]

i didn't realise kh1 doesn't work after qc4 rf1

[native musk]

Ts tuff

[mortal bronze]

until you sent the image

[native musk]

Too much calculation

[granite hill]

People too good nowadays

[orchid sedge]

oh 😭

[mortal bronze]

i wonder what the book is called

[orchid sedge]

there's still four more responses that you need to calculate after qc4 tho to pass the puzzle

[native musk]

Calculation by agaard

[mortal bronze]

aagaard needs to chill vro

[native musk]

Lmfaoo

[orchid sedge]

but I have 1% on the phone so Bai Bai ig

[mortal bronze]

gay

[native musk]

I knew it

[mortal bronze]

yeah that was the joke smg

smh

[orchid sedge]

it's puzzle number 5/60 btw, coming from easiest to hardest

[mortal bronze]

sleep

[native musk]

Put the 60th please

[orchid sedge]

it's 21:30 bro 😭

[native musk]

I wanna test my skills

[mortal bronze]

i am never touching this book btw

[orchid sedge]

it's some gm level type shit

[orchid sedge]

OTS ACTUALLY SO GREAT

[native musk]

Send it anyway

[glacial ivy]

IM TILTING

[mortal bronze]

maybe if you want to become titled

[mortal bronze]

me too

reached peak on alt

[native musk]

Me too

[orchid sedge]

I was loosing my sanity while doing the puzzle for the first 20 minutes, and then after I found qc4 I felt the biggest hit of adrenaline in a while

[mortal bronze]

but tilting on main

[tired hill]

Me too

[torn sparrow]

Aura

[orchid sedge]

I want to get cm in 2027

[mortal bronze]

@orchid sedge what's your blitz peak on cc?

[mortal bronze]

good luck

[native musk]

Pleaseee manter i need this

[orchid sedge]

2350 or smth like that

[mortal bronze]

try in 2026 smh

[orchid sedge]

😭

[native musk]

The 60th puzzle

[plucky ginkgo]

I made food 🙂 happier now

[mortal bronze]

i got 2349 on alt today. but fell below 2300 on main

[torn sparrow]

I farmed manter when he was in his peak tbh 👿

Poor guy

[plucky ginkgo]

Average american that is sick of inches and feet

[unkempt latch]

Bro I need help

[mortal bronze]

he farmed me in bullet

and in blitz

[unkempt latch]

Who can deafeat a 1900 elo player here

[mortal bronze]

he is like 6-1 up against me

[plucky ginkgo]

i dunno leo is pretty dangerous

[unkempt latch]

Elo*

[native musk]

Ts server is literally food chain simulator

[torn sparrow]

Lmao

[mortal bronze]

manter i need to fix our score. but i am afraid it will only get worse

[torn sparrow]

I went 8-5 against manter

[plucky ginkgo]

Kinda how chess works

[mortal bronze]

nice

[plucky ginkgo]

I met Korchnoi

[mortal bronze]

so easy vro

[unkempt latch]

No one can help me deafeat a 1900 elo player ?

[torn sparrow]

Re2

[orchid sedge]

damn that's actually sucha. creative joke omg 😭

[orchid sedge]

I don't freaking know bro

[torn sparrow]

😭

[orchid sedge]

maybe it's that

[unkempt latch]

Hey

[plucky ginkgo]

Everything about me is a big joke i fear

[orchid sedge]

heyyoooo

[unkempt latch]

Can u help me deafeat a player

[orchid sedge]

wdym help you defeat a player 😭

[unkempt latch]

I have 0idea how to play but I can't lose this

[unkempt latch]

Help me winn

[orchid sedge]

that's just cheating 😭

[mortal bronze]

manter won't be able to beat a 1900

ask nom nom for help

[unkempt latch]

💔

[unkempt latch]

Ping him I need this otherwise I will shamed for life

It's a social life bet ahh

[mortal bronze]

@native musk this guy needs your help

[native musk]

Was

[unkempt latch]

Can u help me deafeat a player he is 1900 elo

I have no idea how chess works but I have betted some social life on it

[native musk]

Damn

About that

[remote bear]

He's 270 elo gng

[native musk]

You shouldn't rely on me

My skill is irrevelent

[unkempt latch]

The other guy said u will be able to help

[unkempt latch]

Who can help me here 😭

[remote bear]

Idk

[mortal bronze]

ask @vale vortex . he's a pro

[native musk]

I mean I guess I could beat a 1900 but likee depends too much on the pressure

[deep herald]

wazap

[remote bear]

Yea anyone but him

[deep herald]

just study 🙂

[deep herald]

FR

[unkempt latch]

I don't have any time

[rose fable]

If there is a clock, try to make it a short time control

[fringe hamlet]

Some people call my play style dehumanizing

[native musk]

I'm weak mentally so my skill varies a lot on what's on my mind

[deep herald]

then u cant get a realy high ratinf

[unkempt latch]

I don't need the rating gng

[rose fable]

Then try to flag them

[deep herald]

what then?

[unkempt latch]

It's a bet

[torn sparrow]

I don't help people cheat vro

[remote bear]

Chat lurker

[torn sparrow]

Just take the loss king

[deep herald]

u can reach 1k in 2 months easily

[unkempt latch]

It's not a real game it's a bet 😞

[unkempt latch]

I have 1 hr

[native musk]

What's the bet about

[tribal sage]

hiiiii

[deep herald]

then u cooked

[empty mortar]

You’re not winning legitimately

[native musk]

Can i get 50% if i beat him

[unkempt latch]

My sociol life

[azure prawn]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/148269741444/review?move=35

[frosty peak]

Ernest973-Maz (1124) vs. Strawxhat_07 (448)

Move List

1. d4 c6 2. Nc3 d5 3. Bf4 Bf5 4. e3 e6 5. f3 Bb4 6. g4 Bxc3+ 7. bxc3 Bg6 8. h4 h6 9. Bd3 Nd7 10. Bxg6 fxg6 11. Qd3 Ne7 12. Ne2 Qb6 13. Kd2 O-O-O 14. g5 hxg5 15. hxg5 Rxh1 16. Rxh1 Qb2 17. Rh7 Rg8 18. Bd6 Kd8 19. Nf4 Nf5 20. Nxg6 Nxd6 21. Rh8 Nc4+ 22. Ke2 Rxh8 23. Nxh8 Qxa2 24. Qh7 Kc7 25. Kd3 Nb2+ 26. Kd2 Qb1 27. Qxg7 Qd1# 

[deep herald]

fr

[remote bear]

Sup

[unkempt latch]

Fr

[native musk]

What tc is it

[tribal sage]

hi friend

[torn sparrow]

You can though vro

[unkempt latch]

Tc ?

[native musk]

Time control

[remote bear]

Wsg

[plucky ginkgo]

you want to see this guy gone from the server huh

[deep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/loverbeinstead-gif-7218108020786750008

[unkempt latch]

It's on dc server 😔

[native musk]

Blindfolded?

[unkempt latch]

No 😭

[tribal sage]

how are you

[unkempt latch]

It's an online match

[native musk]

Infinite time?

[steel coyote]

Yo 🔥

[remote bear]

I'm good how about you

[unkempt latch]

Yes

[native musk]

Then u can beat him

[tribal sage]

I'm good

[unkempt latch]

Howww

[native musk]

Think as long as you can

[unkempt latch]

I have 1 hr till match

[remote bear]

How's the circus music thing going

[steel coyote]

Hello Guys 🔥🔥🔥

[native musk]

Try to get to 1500

[deep herald]

@remote bear yk ball

[remote bear]

Wht elo is he

[unkempt latch]

1900

[deep herald]

in 1h u aint learning shit

[plucky ginkgo]

peppa no

[remote bear]

https://tenor.com/view/airball-nba-brick-gif-15266795546092124798

[tribal sage]

my teacher said "can I show this to the other class as an example of how to get full marks" ;-;

[remote bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[native musk]

What's his cc account

I can test him

[deep herald]

only if a 2200 plays for u

[remote bear]

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

[deep herald]

we aint friends so

money

[native musk]

@mortal bronze

[remote bear]

Lmao

[plucky ginkgo]

Peppa why

[deep herald]

idk u

[deep herald]

yep

[deep herald]

am i lying tho?

[unkempt latch]

I am cooked

[native musk]

What do i get for beating him

[deep herald]

nahhhh

[plucky ginkgo]

downfall of my childhood goat fr

[remote bear]

I'll do it for a hamburger lmao

[deep herald]

damn

[tight hearth]

Wasn’t expecting that to be mate but I’ll take it

[deep herald]

money needed

[tribal sage]

anyone who hasn't checkmated accidentally isn't a real player 🔥

[remote bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[tight hearth]

Real

[deep herald]

so yee i was right

[deep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-rakai-gif-3274982545442379672

[silver yew]

sup david

[remote bear]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbTJmbzI1dGFmMWcxN2JrbnFxMWJxdXNmNzhkaHUwa2s2YzkyZHJjcCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/40gyk786kJt7ukvDmU/giphy.gif

[plucky ginkgo]

If you know some 2200 then u aint gotta have money

[deep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-mommy-will-it-work-kirk-if-ied-kirk-ify-charlie-kirk-gif-15454839783455205506

[plucky ginkgo]

who is that

[silver yew]

me and you both

we are david

[remote bear]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-meme-gif-5051779013126861108

[tribal sage]

hello :)

[silver yew]

szia!

[plucky ginkgo]

hell nah

[deep herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784336621511245834/1402403679469830274/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[tribal sage]

szia

[silver yew]

fym hell na

[plucky ginkgo]

who even is that

[tulip night]

hi guys

[silver yew]

oh u just changed nick

[tulip night]

who wanna 1v1

[silver yew]

wtf i thought you are another person

[silver yew]

hogy vagy?

[remote bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[plucky ginkgo]

what are we talking about

[tribal sage]

jó :)

[deep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/exes-exes3-beans-beans-bath-your-beans-gif-25555421

[tribal sage]

te?

[silver yew]

jól*

[plucky ginkgo]

Just accept who i am

[tribal sage]

close enough :)

[silver yew]

Én is jól

[remote bear]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-fire-burning-life-living-gif-6373010

[plucky ginkgo]

marvelous british bath

[tribal sage]

yayayayay

[plucky ginkgo]

Mighty Magnus boutta nuke you

[remote bear]

Play

[deep herald]

ikr

[silver yew]

oh no

[plucky ginkgo]

By asking a jury for a rating

[tulip night]

https://link.chess.com/play/dOQUPl

[deep herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239676827853656064/1368518909774266409/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_3.gif

[silver yew]

who are you

[tulip night]

1v1 guys

[plucky ginkgo]

David

[silver yew]

you cant be david. i am david.

[azure prawn]

Hey gng i made a Youtube Channel related chess can i get your bit support 😔

[plucky ginkgo]

you are davie

[plucky ginkgo]

Self promo is so 2025

[tulip night]

https://link.chess.com/play/dOQUPl

1v1

[silver yew]

thats my nickname!

[azure prawn]

cant get it but its 2026

[tulip night]

1011

[remote bear]

Chess.com gng 😭

[tulip night]

?

bro just 1v1 me

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Dávid Kovács (davie0430)

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2003 (peak)
Blitz: 1633 (1672 peak)
Bullet: 1721 (1746 peak)

[plucky ginkgo]

If eat an apple and a banana do i also eat 1/2 oranges or is it enough now

[deep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-rakai-gif-3274982545442379672

[remote bear]

Man I feel bad
Wht time are u guys matching

[severe crystal]

anyone up for a game ?

[deep herald]

eat full orange

[plucky ginkgo]

unethical

[deep herald]

why

[remote bear]

Make it 15 mins and I'll play for u

[unkempt latch]

R u sure to win

[tulip night]

me blitz

[remote bear]

1950 idk

[tulip night]

3 mins

[plucky ginkgo]

well i had an apple and after that a banana a full orange would be greed and gluttony

[mortal bronze]

i am not 2200 vro

[plucky ginkgo]

Gotta think about it

[proper crescent]

someone coach me

[tulip night]

https://link.chess.com/play/cpmNJG can someone 1v1

[deep herald]

but oranges are fire so.....

[tulip night]

dms

[copper comet]

decent rating recovery today only 80 more to go for my peak

[plucky ginkgo]

I dont like them burned

[deep herald]

aaaaa

i like the sliced ones more

idk english name of the fruit

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Gabriel C...... (middlegame)

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Name: Gabriel C...... (middlegame)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2309 (2339 peak)
Blitz: 2351 (2432 peak)
Bullet: 2222 (2271 peak)

[plucky ginkgo]

you said they are fire

[deep herald]

the sliced ones are better or what ever the fruit is

[plucky ginkgo]

Cant you make a decision

[deep herald]

smt can be fire but better stuff still exists

[plucky ginkgo]

Im not eating a full orange

[tulip night]

insane

[plucky ginkgo]

End of discussion

[deep herald]

full nectarine?

[glacial ivy]

Im so close

[tulip night]

tang?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xiao

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1634 (1659 peak)
Blitz: 1559 (peak)
Bullet: 1312 (1386 peak)

[deep herald]

yes

[tulip night]

also my peak was 1200 before i went back to 1000

[glacial ivy]

25 points to untilt

[plucky ginkgo]

Wouldnt fit the vibe. We had apple and after that banana

[deep herald]

u special need or smt?

i just eat what i aee gng

[hollow rapids]

i'm pretty sure i just played someone on drugs

[plucky ginkgo]

root of the issue @deep herald

[harsh sky]

top 5 moves by my opponents today

[deep herald]

i eat what i see gng

[glacial ivy]

👅

[glacial ivy]

What about CDs?

[deep herald]

if they have the crisp edges ofc

[glacial ivy]

CDeez nuts

[deep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/present-them-well-present-them-guy-looking-at-nuts-cdeez-nuts-deez-nuts-gif-18397158295675428893

[plucky ginkgo]

Out

[inland ivy]

HEY GUYS

WHATS MEANS SUSSY BAKA

[glacial ivy]

HEY

[hollow rapids]

https://www.chess.com/game/148270583914?action=createLiveChallenge

[tired hill]

I was almost scared

[empty mortar]

Chess.com pays throwers to keep your winrate at 50%

[glacial ivy]

A baka acting sussy

[plucky ginkgo]

Betting on him not staying for an entire day

[deep herald]

russian slur

[hollow rapids]

sometimes i'm pretty sure i play against people who are drunk, high, both or just turned the engine off for a game

[inland ivy]

SERIOUSLY GUYS WHAT MEANS

[torn sparrow]

How bro feels playing 600s too boost his ego

[plucky ginkgo]

google it

[deep herald]

russian slur gng

[empty mortar]

Im on the other side

[hollow rapids]

look at the game i just sent

[empty mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[hollow rapids]

i'm positive that guy was both drunk and high

[plucky ginkgo]

Have we played?

[deep herald]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-rakai-gif-3274982545442379672

[hollow rapids]

i doubt it

[empty mortar]

Nick Fuentes ❤️

My favourite rapper

[deep herald]

😭😭😭

[tired hill]

Whos winning here

[empty mortar]

Black

[hollow rapids]

black by a long shot

[empty mortar]

Im lying btw

[hollow rapids]

you're not btw

[plucky ginkgo]

Well playing chess drunk and high? Couldnt be me

[tired hill]

So can black take the rook?

[empty mortar]

No

[hollow rapids]

nevermind i think i am lobotomised

[torn sparrow]

technically

[glacial ivy]

Bruh

[empty mortar]

Greenflower are you down to play

[fleet dove]

don't play isu

[knotty folio]

Chess.com coach developed some snark I see

[torn sparrow]

rapid?

[tired hill]

Yes it can

[fleet dove]

chess embargo

[empty mortar]

Whichever

[inland ivy]

ouch, sussy baka means idiot?

[torn sparrow]

why

[tired hill]

Yes but the other rook

[fleet dove]

he's under heavy tariffs

[hollow rapids]

i mean if black takes white's rook with queen, queen takes rook takes it's not pretty and it might not be holdable but eh

[torn sparrow]

blud did he defend greenland or what

[tired hill]

Correct, you must be good at chess

[faint dove]

what if he take with f2 pawn?

[tired hill]

Well white is lost after that

[empty mortar]

Bones is just mad I ditched him like once or twice

[torn sparrow]

crazy incident

[empty mortar]

Ikr

[fleet dove]

don't say once or twice

[hollow rapids]

is it actually?

[empty mortar]

It was literally twice

[fleet dove]

it was more than twice

[empty mortar]

Or thrice

[fleet dove]

more than thrice

[empty mortar]

Im asking to play in this moment tho

[hollow rapids]

play me i'll never ditch you smile

[fleet dove]

you are an evil entity

[torn sparrow]

sadly you dont have the executive power to make a real tarif

as your name isnt the big orange man

[fleet dove]

I trust the belgian more than the pole

[empty mortar]

Accept if you don’t hate puppies

[harsh sky]

ok 600

[summer oar]

to be fair, when grandmasters play the dutch, they always favor the leningrad

[tired hill]

Yes, black is better, still holdable by white tho..but in the game my opponent fumbled hard

[hollow rapids]

the belgians are a trustworthy people, look at the 100 years war, we were always on the side of the winning people

[hollow rapids]

i mean yeah a rook and a bishop in an endgame might be worth more than a queen ig

with all the extra pawns

[tired hill]

Ended up like this

[hollow rapids]

but it looks liek a headache

[summer oar]

a queen beats anything in time trouble (in low elo of course, and also in my games haha)

[small jungle]

Who plays dutch

[fleet dove]

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/belgium-has-been-found-guilty-of-crimes-against-humanity-for-kidnapping-thousands-of-children-in-congo-180985639/

let's not get too hasty now

[hollow rapids]

we don't talk about congo

[fleet dove]

belgium is good if you ignore all the bad parts

[hollow rapids]

charleroi for example

whole of wallonia really

[summer oar]

I do. But I start with 1. e6 then f5, I play Nimzo Dutch vs e3 setups and Stonewall vs g3 setups

[small jungle]

That's every country in existence vro

[fleet dove]

are you a flemish waffle or a french waffle

[tired hill]

And then this

[plucky ginkgo]

Liege is hella goated

[plucky ginkgo]

just say dutch or french

[small jungle]

Why would you play it vro

[hollow rapids]

blud nah this is so dumb

[summer oar]

for me the plans are easy

[fleet dove]

flemish dutch same thing

[hollow rapids]

flemish, we too were oppressed but unlike the people of congo our hands weren't cut off

[small jungle]

Dutch is so ahh vro

[plucky ginkgo]

yeah but saying dutch makes belgians mad which is funny

[hollow rapids]

one is a dialect

[summer oar]

nah im getting winning positions all the time

[tired hill]

I wouldn't mind when my opponents play like this everytime

[slate swallow]

anyone play clash

[summer oar]

what do u play vs dutch

[small jungle]

💔

[hollow rapids]

says the guy whose language literally has words with only consonants

[small jungle]

I don't play d4

[summer oar]

ok

[slate swallow]

hopton in blitz nc3 in classical

[hollow rapids]

"me see check me give check" never goes away it seems

[plucky ginkgo]

this bout chess

[fleet dove]

a language is simply a dialect with an army and navy

[hollow rapids]

true

[summer oar]

and i can bypass both by starting 1. e6, hopton attack is useless i take the bishop and nc3 then i can still transpose to my french repertoire of im gonna play Bb4

[plucky ginkgo]

Benelux so ahh

[cloud pecan]

i can name several nations with their own language and no army/navy

[slate swallow]

Winawer is so ahh

[inland ivy]

hey guys, do you have an idea of chess?

[small jungle]

Czech is goated vro

[slate swallow]

Play be7

[plucky ginkgo]

Hell nah

[nimble moat]

so the game ratings are like completely inaccruate right? because theres no way I should be playing like an 1800 to beat someone whos 1040 😭

[slate swallow]

Yeah they are

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Pedro Serulnicoff (pipassj)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2370 (peak)
Blitz: 2634 (2785 peak)
Bullet: 2650 (2674 peak)

[tired hill]

True

[nimble moat]

wait im goated?

[hollow rapids]

your country is only half developed bro wdym, your most famous writer literally just wrote a book about what it would be like to be an insect

[summer oar]

nah its great. i usually switch between Nf6 and Bb4 but when i do winawer i like Qd7 idea or Qa5

[slate swallow]

No they are inaccurate

[small jungle]

They are inaccurate yes

[nimble moat]

ok good because thats some crazyness

[slate swallow]

bb4 e5 what do you play

[small jungle]

Half developed💔

[summer oar]

ginme a sec i have 2 setups i load them real quick

[gentle gorge]

Noway it's a cm

[small jungle]

Cap master

[slate swallow]

no im fake cm

[hollow rapids]

ever been to the rural parts? they barely have internet and the wine gives you headaches

[slate swallow]

Lmfao

[grim crag]

So you wanna talk chess? Let's talk chess. I'll have you know I'm something of a chesser myself. I witnessed the magnus crowning dozens of times and fell for the fried liver at least once. That's all I have to say.

[small jungle]

Ye those are weird tbh but I live in Prague so idc about the small leagues

[slate swallow]

No way bro has to load his prep

[hallow canopy]

Anybody tips for 1600?

[slate swallow]

Get better

[hollow rapids]

your biggest accomplishement is not being tied together with slovakia

[small jungle]

In what vro

[summer oar]

setup #1 @slate swallow

[hollow rapids]

as a country bro

[hallow canopy]

Wow thnx I never knew that

[fleet dove]

the point of the quip is that the distinction between a dialect and a langauge is completely arbitrary and political

[small jungle]

We're better at almost everything than slovakia vro

[hollow rapids]

ohhh i wanted to visit there for a week in february but i chose lisbon instead

[knotty folio]

deadass borderline unviewable

[slate swallow]

Just qg4 no

[small jungle]

Prague is nice tbh

[hollow rapids]

almost

[summer oar]

f5

[knotty folio]

pretty sure qg4 is met with f5 in the setup

[gentle gorge]

bro is not hikaru

[plucky ginkgo]

Czechia vs belgium 2026 here we go

[hollow rapids]

too bad i didn't know i'd have a free tour guide smh

[slate swallow]

Qh5

[summer oar]

setup #2 @slate swallow

[plucky ginkgo]

Central europe is way to funny as a german. Everybody be beefin

[small jungle]

Rural areas are pretty bad to visit tbh lots of people there don't speak english

[slate swallow]

This old line is refuted btw

[empty mortar]

Belgium ❤️ congo

Who needs both hands anyway

[slate swallow]

I beat a 1900 fide in blitz in this position

[plucky ginkgo]

drinking beer in czech villages is a blessing vro

[hollow rapids]

blud did you have an aneurysm during geography, i'm literally sitting right next to germany

[plucky ginkgo]

Never said that you arent?

[slate swallow]

Yeah ive glazed over this line before

[gritty wave]

Netherlands?

[hollow rapids]

who needs fairly elected prime ministers, we just work together with the cia whenever they try to get ownership of their own resources

[agile sable]

As a belgian, this whole thing has been bloated hard.

[small jungle]

True I just like to make fun of every town smaller than Prague

[hollow rapids]

"bloated" i bet bro votes for vlaams belang

(far right conservative party in belgium)

[silver yew]

any reason why im suddenly this good

[agile sable]

You're mixing history with politics. It's never good to talk about politics.

Also, no i didnt 🙂

[gritty wave]

1400-1800 is the same

[hollow rapids]

we did do some genuinely horrific things over there tho, also f zuhal ngl

[slate swallow]

Bd2 qa4 qg4 kf8 h4 nc6 h5 nxe5 qf4 iirc

[sturdy trellis]

Good sleep?

[silver yew]

figures

[small jungle]

Is that the blonde guy with slicked back hair

[plucky ginkgo]

Mighty Markus boutta timeout half of the people here. Trust me i have talked politics here before. They will cook you

[harsh sky]

bro saying this at 1801 elo

[gritty wave]

2k bullet

[slate swallow]

Lmfao

[harsh sky]

[hollow rapids]

no but they have the biggest laughing stocks in the whole of belgium as their party members

[slate swallow]

Bullet means nothing

[fleet dove]

2k bullet is 1700 real strength

[harsh sky]

bros tryna be tuff

[silver yew]

700 lol

[gritty wave]

Well my blitz is 1900+

[slate swallow]

^

[harsh sky]

ur blitz is 1859

[fleet dove]

you are 1859 rn let's not lie

[harsh sky]

stop lying

[gritty wave]

Right now maybe

[silver yew]

are u guys negotiating

[agile sable]

"we" isn't Belgium. We never approved those things. We are the companies that exploited Congo.

[plucky ginkgo]

im david

[slate swallow]

Then its not 1900+

[harsh sky]

bro peaked 1900 once then and never again

[summer oar]

nice continuation 👍

[gritty wave]

Im in and out of 1900 with a troll opening yall are not on my level

[silver yew]

no im david

[slate swallow]

Ye isnt this the old mainline

[fleet dove]

tuff guy over here

[hollow rapids]

belgium as a state did control it, oversee it, allow those things to happen

[slate swallow]

Black just gets busted

[plucky ginkgo]

your negotiation

[gritty wave]

Yes with your opening knowledge id be cm already

[cloud pecan]

i peaked 2150 and still cant get back there :c

[summer oar]

mainline winawer is Qc7 and Ne7

[fleet dove]

I believe it bro

[cloud pecan]

either everyone gotten really good in the last 2 or so years or everyone is using an engine now

[harsh sky]

holy cope

[silver yew]

how about i give u half u can be da im vid

[mortal bronze]

1200-2700 is the same bro

[plucky ginkgo]

Mods timeout the belgians

[harsh sky]

always trust bones when it comes to openings

[slate swallow]

Thats the modern mainline no

[mortal bronze]

all bad players

[agile sable]

That's just bs

[nova scaffold]

Yo

[plucky ginkgo]

how about we share the V im Dav your vid

[gritty wave]

I genuinely feel like anyone whos 1500 can get up to 1800

Thats how it was for me tho but guess it aint that simple

[silver yew]

then i want to be Dav

[summer oar]

thats what 80% of winawer players play, i do what the other 20% do if i choose Bb4

[harsh sky]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-mighty-omega-gif-22253898

[mortal bronze]

i feel like anyone that's 100 can get up to 2800

[plucky ginkgo]

No problem comrade

[hollow rapids]

congo was very much a colony of belgium, not of belgian companies

[silver yew]

great. have a good day Vid

[plucky ginkgo]

You too DVD. Oops mixed smth up

[silver yew]

no, my nick name is CD

[gritty wave]

Missing my point but thats alright

[mortal bronze]

i am making your point better

[gritty wave]

No the nuance i had to make for u was the word easily

[harsh sky]

known troll meets not so smart member of this community

[cloud pecan]

that a cap

[harsh sky]

what will happen next 🥀

[cloud pecan]

1200 rated players are pretty broad. 1700 is a different level

[mortal bronze]

who did you meet?

[cloud pecan]

700-1200 then 1700-2200

[harsh sky]

ur mom

[gritty wave]

Which troll did u meet

[fleet dove]

member is generous

[fringe hamlet]

1700s are garbage

[agile sable]

Yea I know.. i meant "because it had belgian flag" it's belgian fault.

A lot of crap happens without the "country" being aware. As you're a fellow belgian, you should know that.

[mortal bronze]

gay

[mental finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193773743793786890/1353585748288213124/attachment.gif

[knotty folio]

ascension to agartha

[harsh sky]

should i put 1900+ in quotations?

[fleet dove]

of course

[hollow rapids]

the government could've stepped in at any point

[slate swallow]

Kalashnikov is my goat 🫶

[fleet dove]

why is bro capping for colonialism in 2026

[knotty folio]

brrrap brrap brrap

[cloud pecan]

bro knows ball

[agile sable]

They did

Once they knew

[summer oar]

very good opening

[tired hill]

Grossartig 🗣️

[slate swallow]

im looking at this reversed modern for white

[hollow rapids]

"wir haben es night gewust" ahh statement

[cloud pecan]

thats a 2cylinder/rotary sounds... kalashnikov sounds like BAP BAP BAP BAP

[glacial ivy]

I hate belgium 😡

[slate swallow]

c3 g3 bg2 d4

[knotty folio]

someone got it

[thin cedar]

I've started playing the kalashnikov

[gritty wave]

All western governments are messed up not just belgium

[glacial ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/ongezellig-ongezellig-racist-racist-wow-thats-racist-coco-gif-2323391412638279885

[plucky ginkgo]

ANti belgian chess action

[slate swallow]

[grizzled thicket]

[agile sable]

Exactly.

[summer oar]

i do the hanham setup as white sometimes, it makes my opponents annoyed haha

[thin cedar]

Daniel king is the goat

[knotty folio]

my goat

[slate swallow]

Lol

[agile sable]

They fixed it and paid a lot of money afterwards

[hollow rapids]

you don't get the irony in saying exactly?

[grim crag]

Quit chessing around it's chess time.

[plucky ginkgo]

Nürnburg trials but with an american accent

[glacial ivy]

Belgium should be PARTITIONED!!

[cloud pecan]

how is hikaru #2 but never won anything outside of US Cup?

[slate swallow]

Fire

[steady dagger]

only good thing about belgians is that some of them speak french

[knotty folio]

i went from 1100 to 2100 rated and i only won one tournament otb

[cloud pecan]

you'd think #2 player in the world for 10+ years straight would win something relevant outside of america atleast once

[agile sable]

The Company that did it is still existing today. Perhaps go strike there instead of on a discord for chess @hollow rapids

[grim crag]

Because he think's he's Hikaru and it's true.

[cloud pecan]

congrats buddy! 😄

[glacial ivy]

only good thing about belgians is that some of them speak dutch*

[fleet dove]

I think this might be the worst message anyone has ever sent in this entire discord

[plucky ginkgo]

"10 straight years" Caruana mogs

[cloud pecan]

i think hikaru is an online merchant

[steady dagger]

ew dutch nooo

[fleet dove]

dutch is a fake languge stop this propaganda

[cloud pecan]

bro cant win anything outside of online games and us cups in stl

[steady dagger]

best message oat

[fleet dove]

at least french is real

[gritty wave]

Theres only 1 good Belgian politican and thats Jos D’Haese!

[plucky ginkgo]

the only good thing about belgium is

[cloud pecan]

hikaru out here getting dogwalked by lazavik but hika is #2 in world? i think something is rigged bc they know hika brings views.

[gritty wave]

Youre american u didnt even know the netherlands is a country

[hollow rapids]

that's not the point, i know those companies still exist and still profit from it, but you can't say oh we didn't know because we did know. the government could've stepped in at any point, belgium only decolonised when it was hip to do so

[agile sable]

And perhaps that we together with Rotterdam supply almost while Europe economy?

[harsh sky]

atleast?

[fleet dove]

it's a low bar

[harsh sky]

you misspelled unfortunatly

[cloud pecan]

also why chess players get paid peanuts? counterstrike pros make 4-5 times more money than top chess players.

[plucky ginkgo]

supply and demand

[fleet dove]

you got me bro!

[knotty folio]

cuz no one watches chess duh

[glacial ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/ongezellig-mymy-fact-check-post-patriot-gif-3288063450887726825

[gritty wave]

Who u know watches chess tournaments

[cloud pecan]

my gramps and i

[grim crag]

Bring in the sponsors, bring in the views.

[fleet dove]

look at ts man, it's so fake

[knotty folio]

ive been playing for 15 years and i still haven't willingly watched a top level tournament stream

[harsh sky]

dont fall for his bait, the nether is a dimension in minecraft vro

[gritty wave]

Got you huh u thought Amsterdam is a country head ahh

[cloud pecan]

idk anyone who watches cs tournys irl....

[hollow rapids]

and all of europe's drugs in tandem

[agile sable]

We fixed it when we knew. Decolonisation is another thing. Read a book

[cloud pecan]

but i know people who watches/plays chess religiously

[gritty wave]

Dutchy spotted

[glacial ivy]

Thats still carried by antwerp which is rightfully dutch

[small jungle]

Cs games are easier to follow

[harsh sky]

ngl europe is a weird country you never know

[agile sable]

Excuse me? Xd

[gritty wave]

Bro what

[summer oar]

id like to thank whoever did all the theory analysis for dutch defense, you the real goat

[harsh sky]

?

[fleet dove]

amsterdam is where all the hamsters go to larp as beavers

[plucky ginkgo]

All of yall getting massive timeouts in second here

[hollow rapids]

united lage landen when?

[plucky ginkgo]

"keep chess talk chess related"

[glacial ivy]

One can hope

[hollow rapids]

tis a dream

[agile sable]

Imagine having to vote for 10 parlements when Benelux becomes one

[hollow rapids]

and we can send geert wilders to charleroi

[gritty wave]

Dutchies assemble in Wijk aan Zee to meet the goat Yagiz Kaan Erdogmus

[cloud pecan]

truth

[grim crag]

Hey how's the day rooking today?

[glacial ivy]

Woah there buddy

[knotty folio]

japanesecore

[slate swallow]

i played c3 e5 c4 against a d4 player otb lmfao

[opaque seal]

😑

[slate swallow]

goated opening

[agile sable]

Only if bdw runs it

[slate swallow]

and then you can play c3 d5 c4 against e4 players

[harsh sky]

why would i not just play Nf3 d5 e4

[slate swallow]

Nf3 nf6 is boring

[hollow rapids]

let's keep it off topic in chess talk bro

[harsh sky]

Nf3 Nf6 Nc3

d5 e4

[agile sable]

I always open with c7 because c7 is the best player so should also be the best pawn

[kindred crypt]

How to connect chess.com account with here ?

[slate swallow]

ok wait

[gritty wave]

All that to be 500 rated explain urself

[harsh sky]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[opaque seal]

By providing images of the back and front of your credit card

[harsh sky]

wrong gif, he doesnt know

[knotty folio]

incorrect gif

[harsh sky]

ye mb

[knotty folio]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[fleet dove]

watch your tongue you're speaking to the greatest 500 of all time

[silver yew]

im getting tired of winning all the time guys. its boring

[gritty wave]

Yes so whats ur real rating

[harsh sky]

the greatest 599*

[gritty wave]

Zip it when ur done

[slate swallow]

Bro hes 1400