💬〡chess-talk

[lethal briar]

let him leave him peace

[junior anchor]

Ok but how does that relate to chess

[teal swan]

Lol

[icy karma]

the mods have to ban them or the server can actually get banned breaking tos

[lethal briar]

chat we are ALL mass reporting him

[teal swan]

Fr 💀?

[sterile jacinth]

I am gonna leave pla

Pls

[chrome granite]

Strike down the child

[sterile jacinth]

I will just leave and bye forever

[teal swan]

Nah you gonna make the kid cry sooner or later LOL 😭

[lethal briar]

no sir your discord is getting terminated check back in a day

[chrome granite]

Someone ring the moderator dinner bell

[lethal briar]

make your account in about a month

[sterile jacinth]

Pls

[lethal briar]

AND WAIT

[teal swan]

Yes cos a month later is September

[sterile jacinth]

I am gonna leave this gc now just don't make me depressed

[teal swan]

LMAO

[lethal briar]

chat you made your account when you were 10?

[rare carbon]

Just left a terroist loving chess server. Feels nice

[chrome granite]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-chesscom-candidates-chess-gif-chess-funny-gif-26163840

[junior anchor]

Ofc it's equal

[teal swan]

Ts cyber bullying 😭

[lethal briar]

what is da triple pawn doin gang

[sterile jacinth]

Pls,it depressed me

[full cobalt]

im throwing so hard

[teal swan]

Never in a million years would I guess this is equal

[chrome granite]

Me and my homes building a ladder to heaven

[icy karma]

casual isolated triple pawn

[lethal briar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209127174255415306/1250419852737511475/attachment-1.gif

[teal swan]

Has anyone here ever gotten quadruple pawns

[chrome granite]

Im going to try now

[lethal briar]

dang how'd you get dat in a actual game

[teal swan]

My goat

[sterile jacinth]

Guys

[lethal briar]

anyone got 5 pawns in a row?

[teal swan]

Yea you’ve gotta be dog water to allow 4 stacked pawns 💀

[sterile jacinth]

Pls, I will literally k__l my self🙏😭

[lethal briar]

YOO WHAT

[teal swan]

😭 we moved on lil bro

[sterile jacinth]

Pls

[lethal briar]

you trolling now?

[sterile jacinth]

I am serious🙏😭

[teal swan]

Yea he might be the ultimate troll

[icy karma]

now bro is getting banned

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> fast-as-sloth

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2244 (2247 peak)
Blitz: 1901 (2107 peak)
Bullet: 1762 (1886 peak)

[teal swan]

Yea he said the k word!!!

[sterile jacinth]

It's gonna happen to me because It depressed me too much

[lethal briar]

gang

[sterile jacinth]

Pls u don't understand my situation??? Pls

[icy karma]

atleasst we can tell youre 12

[sterile jacinth]

Just removed on

Pls

[lethal briar]

what is your situation brah

😭✌️you're underage and youre on discord

[sterile jacinth]

I am broken family and I have only one parent living with me

Pls,my mom is working all day

[teal swan]

Nah bruh fym he’s gonna turn 13 soon just one more month

[lethal briar]

so what does that relate to this

[sterile jacinth]

I don't have toys,discord is only my playground

[lethal briar]

he made his account in 2024 😂

[sterile jacinth]

Ye pls

[lethal briar]

buddy check back the next day yourgetting banned

[teal swan]

September is not next month bro 😭

[sterile jacinth]

My birthday is September 21

[teal swan]

Cooked

[sterile jacinth]

Pls just moved on🙏

[icy karma]

i feel like were skipping a few months if you think youre 13 in 1 month

[lethal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-hi-underage-discord-user-emoji-smile-gif-2805104064061584244

[icy karma]

very random gif for you to have

[chrome granite]

I csnt get them

[teal swan]

Nah bruh the calendar goes January September December march then February

[lethal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[chrome granite]

I dont want chess discord bombed because of you

[lethal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/edp445-god-discord-chat-caught-heaven-gif-27445486

[chrome granite]

https://tenor.com/view/house-house-md-vicodin-pill-pill-throw-gif-408294433209131495

Idk why I have this

[lethal briar]

dang dats crazy

[icy karma]

oh yeah i forgot, mb

[burnt fiber]

hello

[icy karma]

chat dies, the moment bro typed

[chrome granite]

When im playing chess with fine shyt and she Low-key fork my king and queen so I genuinely trickshot my cyanide capsule to avoid losing aura

[icy karma]

i think its a sign

[lethal briar]

https://tenor.com/view/hài-dón-gif-555109356222209921

[icy karma]

common thing to happen

[lethal briar]

gang about to explode rn

[icy karma]

guys, what moves does the queen make

[tawny yew]

i love this discord

[burnt fiber]

That's my Move!

[icy karma]

i love you too bro

[tawny yew]

blinks twice

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> microace

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 133 (184 peak)
Blitz: 129 (211 peak)
Bullet: 100

[dreamy solar]

nice

[tawny yew]

https://tenor.com/view/its-for-me-boykisser-shy-gif-3318837533911720726

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> K Pixel (k_pixel)

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Name: K Pixel (k_pixel)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 504 (511 peak)
Blitz: 245 (310 peak)
Bullet: 100 (388 peak)

[tawny yew]

300 bullet tilt is relatable😔

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> stefvandam

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1475 (1619 peak)
Blitz: 732 (1159 peak)
Bullet: 958 (1216 peak)

[icy karma]

lil casual rage queue

[burnt fiber]

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> iamnotntxd

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1134 (1179 peak)
Blitz: 700 (756 peak)
Bullet: 652 (769 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> K Pixel (k_pixel)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: K Pixel (k_pixel)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 504 (511 peak)
Blitz: 245 (310 peak)
Bullet: 100 (388 peak)

[tawny yew]

woah woah how do you have two rating group roles

[lethal briar]

dang im tryna work on blitz

[tawny yew]

[icy karma]

dont ask me either

i dont know how i got 2 rating groups

who kn ows, maybe i am 500-999 rated

maybe i am the chat killer

[nova quiver]

[icy karma]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-strut-dance-honk-cyriak-gif-8881918355573678951

[nova quiver]

Yeah

[icy karma]

NasThanas wants to play bullet with you

[chrome granite]

https://tenor.com/view/mudskipper-blink-shocked-mudskipper-blink-gif-13251776216627778203

[icy karma]

he just said he did

[nova quiver]

I wanna squish it hard enough for its eyes to pop out

Koyaan ill play bullet with u

For the memes

Thanas111

[chrome granite]

https://tenor.com/view/cream-dream-gif-21973409

Dream likes kids

There is no ball there

[lethal briar]

Crazy clutch

[chrome granite]

BIG

[icy karma]

bullet is all skill trust

[tawny yew]

💀

[lethal briar]

it was blitz brah

[chrome granite]

When i play an opponent and lose i lose like 80 elo. When they win they gain 80. When I win I get 2. What. I love being 100 rated in bullet

[lethal briar]

this is crazy true

[icy karma]

what psychopath doesnt play rapid

rapid is clearly the best

[chrome granite]

Lowkirkuinely don't know

[burnt fiber]

Agreed!

[lethal briar]

I play rapid but I'm in that fast move era

[nova quiver]

Dammit koyan

[tawny yew]

no hyper is

[crimson mirage]

Anyone plays chess?

[pallid spruce]

i hate blitz they always try win by time

[icy karma]

no

[crimson mirage]

I'm 124 elo, can I beat magnus nakamura

[burnt fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

[tawny yew]

@torn sparrow back me up here

[icy karma]

what

[pallid spruce]

no twin this is a Minecraft server

[crimson mirage]

😔

[nova quiver]

Koyaan i went easy on u

[tawny yew]

😔

[nova quiver]

No

[icy karma]

ermm actually, this is clearly a chess server, as you can see from the server name

[nova quiver]

Nana im good 🙏

[pallid spruce]

the thing i say after fumbling it so hard

[nova quiver]

Fr

[icy karma]

bullet sucks

[nova quiver]

Ye i was just premoving at the end i

[burnt fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/what-im-sorrr-what-what-did-you-shocked-meme-gif-2263698642455486664

[icy karma]

genuinely no reason to play it

[torn sparrow]

True fact verified

[tawny yew]

seeee

[icy karma]

rapid

attention span of a modern gen alpha kid

fuh naw

[pallid spruce]

try to read next time

[icy karma]

i would destroy you too hard

[pallid spruce]

it feel better

idk twin 🥀

[icy karma]

im not dodging, just maintaining your integrity

i quite literally have 7 minutes, i cant

[pallid spruce]

SHEEEESH

[icy karma]

6 now

[pallid spruce]

if i were you i would let that slide tbh idc

[burnt fiber]

and how much seconds?

[icy karma]

youre a poopie head

[pallid spruce]

1V1

[icy karma]

whats 6*60

[pallid spruce]

PULLUP 1V1 NOW

[summer wren]

e4

[peak agate]

Time to think?

[pallid spruce]

twin am 550 smth idk i suck

[scenic mesa]

Anybody up for a game rn?

[icy karma]

koyaan wnats to play

[pallid spruce]

nvm 1v1 me

if i win you wil let me hit

[icy karma]

im 1 500 sigma king

i got aura

[scenic mesa]

bussye8er send me challenge 10 min

[pallid spruce]

drop the link

[scenic mesa]

https://link.chess.com/play/RwSB8h

[pallid spruce]

twin am new wym tc

um idk

10 minute is usually good

SHI

[cinder atlas]

Is Bishop and pawn vs rook and pawn a drawn endgame?

[pallid spruce]

watever

[acoustic thunder]

halo

[acoustic thunder]

for engine i think so

[frail shoal]

yo anybody wanna verse

[indigo stream]

getting checkmated after queen promotion is crazy work

[pallid spruce]

MY ASS GOT COOKED

[scenic mesa]

bussye8er let's have some smoke eh

[frail shoal]

aighr easy

[signal oasis]

@magic shard u got an alapin repertoire?

[frail shoal]

what mode

[pallid spruce]

last week

[indigo stream]

traded the win for an extra queen

[cinder atlas]

what about for humans?

[signal oasis]

I read that as my ass got cracked

[frail shoal]

Modeee? @scenic mesa

[pallid spruce]

is it because am a wall

[scenic mesa]

10 min

[frail shoal]

Nah surely 2 min

[cinder atlas]

sus

[cinder atlas]

Would you crack?

[signal oasis]

Is he a man?

[cinder atlas]

ask him 🗿

[signal oasis]

U seem the type to know

[cinder atlas]

you seem the type to crack

[signal oasis]

U seem the type to get cracked
Submissive and breedable

[cinder atlas]

you seem the type to watch your girl get cracked

[signal oasis]

Jokes on you I don't have a girl

[scenic mesa]

Dang man
Another one?

[signal oasis]

U seem like the guy to be 500 elo

[harsh sky]

this is a chess server

[signal oasis]

Damn couldn't tell

[harsh sky]

now you know

[cinder atlas]

oh shit weren't we joking? well I'm not 500 elo but I'm not exactly 2400 either so props to you

[broken flower]

Pause

[blazing gust]

Very hard choice

[sleek orbit]

frrrr

LOLLLLLLL

[finite marlin]

Hello, i'm new here and wanted to know how to contact a moderator

[blazing gust]

Nahhhh i don't agree j<j

[broken flower]

<@&745328830649991179>

[blazing gust]

j will solo j

[hearty plume]

nah, j = j + 1

[sleek orbit]

e

[blazing gust]

Ez win for j

[burnt fiber]

not j = j

[sleek orbit]

holy fking sarcasm

[blazing gust]

Why bro don't understand the sarcasm

[burnt fiber]

wdym?

[blazing gust]

💔 leave it

j is better than j

Idc what anyone says

[blazing gust]

Burh it is 50 50 , j should win !!!!!

[finite marlin]

<@&745328830649991179> I had to get on here because my query is being ignored on chess.com

[blazing gust]

I have balls

[sleek orbit]

wtf

[carmine plank]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[sleek orbit]

who wana 1v1

Barcelona_Fan2021

:>

kk

[strong berry]

Chat wyd if youre black in this position

[sleek orbit]

Nf7

didnt get

[burnt fiber]

..

[sleek orbit]

BRUH

i missclicked

yeah

[kindred crypt]

hi

[signal oasis]

Aight master props to you too

[broken flower]

Before i answer your question, why dont we address the elephant in the room, that pfp…

[queen junco]

Hi im newbie to chess

[strong berry]

Brazilian humor i guess

[frail shoal]

gg bro @scenic mesa

[scenic mesa]

Yeah man well played

[queen junco]

@strong berry @broken flower @scenic mesa @frail shoal

[thin vessel]

white to play

[granite trellis]

haloooo

[rancid monolith]

Sacrifice the king

[granite trellis]

play me chess

[rancid monolith]

Erm

[granite trellis]

hell yeaa

[rancid monolith]

I'm 200 elo

[granite trellis]

capp

200 elo isnt exist

you must be 2000

[rancid monolith]

I just started a few days ago 💔

[latent crystal]

200 does exist

[granite trellis]

💀

[latent crystal]

It's called my mother

[granite trellis]

your mother 200?!

[latent crystal]

No excuse I started a 600-700

[latent crystal]

Yes!!!

What's Ur elo izane

[rancid monolith]

Shi your mom could probably beat me

[granite trellis]

imagine your every mother givin birth each of your bone

[granite trellis]

smol

[latent crystal]

Lol

[granite trellis]

1100
now 1077

[latent crystal]

Wanna play a game?

[small jungle]

Same vro I'm 220

[granite trellis]

hel YEAAA

[latent crystal]

Kk what's Ur user

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Blu Star (i-zanee)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Blu Star (i-zanee)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1077 (1108 peak)
Blitz: 720 (856 peak)
Bullet: 515 (783 peak)

[granite trellis]

i-zanee

[latent crystal]

K I sent a game

[finite marlin]

?

[pseudo garden]

Doby 💀

[steep mango]

anyone wanna play

[small jungle]

It's true vro

[steep mango]

https://link.chess.com/friend/7SkHo6

[copper basalt]

i play clemenz opening

[pseudo garden]

Bro was only allowed to use 3 number key presses today

[pseudo garden]

Oh my days is that AI generated pixels

[small jungle]

I'm actually 220 strength vro

But my swindling skills are 3000

[twin patio]

why do links to add friends on chess.com exist

[broken flower]

See another sgp @wind bay

[steep mango]

i just wanna play a game vro

against anyone

[heady galleon]

Anyone up for rapid match ?

[steep mango]

me

[heady galleon]

Username?

[pseudo garden]

So what you're saying is

You're a boom boom swindle master?

[steep mango]

TheHonoredOne6767

[full cobalt]

im tilting so hard

what is wrong with me

[pseudo garden]

We're all tilting hard

[small jungle]

What if you were to play a chess tournament game and you outplay your opponent in a domination brilliancy and then you touch the wrong piece blunder and lose then your opponent says "boom boom swindle win yeah yeah I'm a master swindler take the L go cry about it." Then a few weeks late you come across a YouTube video of the opponent holding a printed out photo of you and putting it through a paper shredder while they laugh in an evil tone?

[full cobalt]

why do I go for something aggressive when I know I suck at it

[next trout]

I can't tell if i am facing smurfs or not almost every game is against a player who's gaining 15 rating or losing 15
rating

[pseudo garden]

What if you were to play in a simul against a top player and you outplay your opponent in a domination brilliancy and then you do a touch move blunder lose and the top player and all the other simul players chant "boom boom swindle win yeah yeah we're a top player take the L." Then it turns out the entire playing hall is a single hivemind of telepathically interlinked brains pretending to be different persons, and that it was all broadcasted on live television and when you arrive back in your homeland you're greeted with a rolling red carpet and praised as king of the patzers by your people?

[pseudo garden]

I'd be quite so stumped

[heady galleon]

See i sent you a challenge

[queen junco]

Hi

[steep mango]

didnt get anything

whats ur username

ill try

or just

click on this

https://link.chess.com/friend/7SkHo6

[small jungle]

Also I got to 2200 by literally flagging an 80 yro wim

[harsh sky]

holy memory flashback

[harsh sky]

bro is a certified gothamchess OG

didnt think id be seeing old gothamchess copypastas today

ts is so peak

[wooden lava]

[Event "?"]
[Site "Chess.com iPhone"]
[Date "????.??.??"]
[Round "?"]
[White "?"]
[Black "?"]
[Result "0-1"]
[FEN "rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQkq - 0 1"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. O-O Nf6 5. d3 d6 6. Ng5 O-O 7. Bxf7+ Rxf7 8. Nxf7 Kxf7 9. Nc3 Nd4 10. Be3 Bg4 11. f3 Nxf3+ 12. gxf3 Bxe3+ 13. Kh1 Bh3 14. Re1 Bf2 15. Re2 Bd4 16. Nb5 Kg8 17. Nxd4 exd4 18. c3 dxc3 19. bxc3 Nh5 20. Re3 Qg5 21. f4 Qh4 22. Rb1 b6 23. Rb5 Bg4 24. Qg1 Nxf4 25. Rg3 Bf3+ 26. Rxf3 Nh3 27. Rxh3 Qxh3 28. Rg5 Qf3+ 29. Qg2 Qd1+ 30. Qg1 Qxd3 31. Rxg7+ Kf8 32. Rxh7 Qxe4+ 33. Qg2 Qxh7 34. Qf2+ Kg7 35. Qg2+ Kf8 36. Qxa8+ Kf7 37. Qxa7 Qg6 38. Qxc7+ Kf8 39. Qxb6 Qf6 40. a4 Qf1+ 41. Qg1 Qf3+ 42. Qg2 Qxc3 43. Qf2+ Ke7 44. Qh4+ Ke6 45. Qg3 Qa1+ 46. Qg1 Qxa4 47. h4 Qxh4+ 48. Qh2 Qxh2+ 49. Kxh2 Ke5 50. Kg1 d5 51. Kf1 Ke4 52. Ke1 d4 53. Kd1 Ke3 54. Kc2 d3+ 55. Kd1 d2 56. Kc2 Ke2 57. Kb1 d1=Q+ 58. Kb2 Kd2 59. Ka2 Qc2+ 60. Ka1 Qa4+ 61. Kb1 Qb4+ 62. Ka1 Kc2 63. Ka2 Qb2# {0-1}

Lmao how did i do this

[pseudo garden]

This actually happened

[wooden lava]

This was 3+2

[pseudo garden]

In Starky's tournament

He was the victim of all this

[harsh sky]

i know

i was there when the copypastas were created

[pseudo garden]

Peak peak, me next

[harsh sky]

🙏

[wooden lava]

What…

[harsh sky]

he doesnt know

[wooden lava]

I dont know

[peak agate]

We all tilt down here

[latent crystal]

@granite trellis YES

IM MUTED

[warm echo]

Why tf when I play tartakower and I go to analyse it says it's colle

[untold needle]

Wtf Goin here

[quasi nova]

I think your playing the wrong line ngl

[fading cave]

i won with 9 sec on the clock

[quasi nova]

Those pieces hurt

[blazing gust]

hi all of you

[warm echo]

Tbf I changed the order of moves and blundered my bishop accidentally but in the first game I analysed it again,it said tartakower but once my opponent played some line of the Indian it directly said east Indian colle system

[fading cave]

wdym

[quasi nova]

Why is your opponents king on your side of the board whilst you have nothing developed 😭

[heady galleon]

The theme

[warm echo]

Has to be some gambit

[fading cave]

its my fav color

[wooden lava]

See how the king is on the other side of the board? Thats 100 elo for you

[warm echo]

Ok so if I'm not wrong

[quasi nova]

Openings can look the same except for 1 single move and it can get annoying

[wooden lava]

How did your king even get therr

[warm echo]

Th tartakower starts with D4 and then E3 right

[blazing gust]

Why is it inaccurate i was just following the book moves 😔 🫤

[quasi nova]

Quick spot Cardio

[wooden lava]

Lmao

[quasi nova]

Maybe the book move is ass 💔

[native musk]

Is it the same one @full cobalt played

[wooden lava]

Lmao

[blazing gust]

Burh 💔

[latent crystal]

@granite trellis I'm scared of you

[quasi nova]

Literally a Possum right at my window vro they are so annoying

[blazing gust]

Like for real ? 🫤

[wooden lava]

Play chess with it

[wooden lava]

Why is the king even there it should not be there at this part of the game

[full cobalt]

definitely

[heady galleon]

🤣

[wooden lava]

Can you send me the pgn

[full cobalt]

now that I got a relatively calm game I won easily

[wooden lava]

Or even send gothamchess the pgn

[quasi nova]

It's screaming so I don't think I can

[wooden lava]

He gonna retire again

[celest ember]

The dumbass is back (meh)

[wooden lava]

Show it some gothamchess it will stop screaming

[celest ember]

Wat happened

[warm echo]

D4 Nf3 E3 Bd3 b3 Bb2 Nd2 castles and then A3 if blacks knight was on c6

Colle is almost the same thing actually

[wooden lava]

What time control was this

[quasi nova]

No it will scream louder

[wooden lava]

Show it how to lose at chess

[warm echo]

Blitz definitely 💔

[wooden lava]

If this was rapid…

If it was somehow rapid…

[warm echo]

Cant be rapid

[quasi nova]

I don't wanna climb a tree for that

[full cobalt]

Ive never understood how people can use themes like that

[obtuse nest]

guys i am new to chess does anyone wanna play with me i want to gain some experience

[wooden lava]

Show it outside your window

[warm echo]

I use default theme

[wooden lava]

Unrated

SRPK33K1

[obtuse nest]

hm?

[wooden lava]

Yes

[steep mango]

watch gothemchess

[wooden lava]

15|10 unrated

My username is SRPK33K1

[obtuse nest]

suree

[quasi nova]

It's in the tree outside my window

[warm echo]

Is there any Gotham video about tartakower

[obtuse nest]

sure lemme send u req

[wooden lava]

Ok

[full cobalt]

you could try to search that on youtube

[peak agate]

Why that over classical variation

[granite trellis]

😭😭😭

[peak agate]

oh nvm

[obtuse nest]

ive added u

[peak agate]

Yeah for that level tartakower obviously

[granite trellis]

im just a 1100

[forest path]

Alr i js finish gooonin, i think im ready for bullet

[granite trellis]

💀

[forest path]

Gotta warm up somehow

[granite trellis]

les play bullet w me

im suck at bullet

my elo only like below 400 maybe

[forest path]

Wait, im taking a number 2

[warm echo]

Wha

[forest path]

Well ur in luck, cuz im 200

[granite trellis]

💀
what

[peak agate]

There a better variation than Tartakower but requires more theory knowledge

[granite trellis]

its not that farrr

[peak agate]

But as for your rating Tartakower should cut it

[granite trellis]

i just beat someone higher elo than me

[peak agate]

@warm echo Hanging pawns has video on all of them

[granite trellis]

you can too

[warm echo]

Which

[forest path]

Alr fine

[fading cave]

bullet 1 min

[forest path]

User?

[granite trellis]

i-zanee

[peak agate]

bf5 after nxe4

[warm echo]

I wanna learn systems so I know what to do if my opponent plays something I never seen

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Blu Star (i-zanee)

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Name: Blu Star (i-zanee)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1077 (1108 peak)
Blitz: 720 (856 peak)
Bullet: 515 (783 peak)

[forest path]

London system

[warm echo]

No

[manic kite]

Wanna play anyone?

[peak agate]

London/Colle Zukertort

[warm echo]

Usually it's F5 tho

[forest path]

Yes

[peak agate]

bf5 is what I said

[warm echo]

Hmmm

[warm echo]

Is that a colle variation

Or main line

[lone totem]

its colle with b3

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aman Chakma (amanchakma)

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Name: Aman Chakma (amanchakma)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2131 (peak)
Blitz: 1815 (peak)
Bullet: 1684 (peak)

[tired hill]

downfall happened

[peak agate]

It's not mid as orginal colle system

[lone totem]

colle zuker is goated

[peak agate]

this is what you aim for

[peak agate]

True

[forest path]

Ggwp

[peak agate]

@warm echo

[lone totem]

im an e4 player but if i was a d4 player id play it

[warm echo]

So b3 instead of c3

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> fast-as-sloth

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2211 (2247 peak)
Blitz: 1901 (2107 peak)
Bullet: 1762 (1886 peak)

[peak agate]

yes

[lone totem]

whats that blitz tilt bro

[warm echo]

I play E4 too but I just wanna learn D4 if I need it

[peak agate]

and also a3 to prevent knight from kicking your bishop @warm echo

a3 and b3

[warm echo]

Yes I know that

[tired hill]

joining random tournaments and getting flagged by 1400s does that

[pearl quarry]

this is like a whole other language to me tbh 😭

i know how the pieces move but that's about as far as my knowledge of actually playing chess goes

[warm echo]

I play that straight after I see Nc6

[lone totem]

you really dont need to switch at 800 elo

[timber badge]

reti propaganda

[warm echo]

Hm

[empty mortar]

Why hide yourself

Suspicious crop

[forest path]

Ggwp @granite trellis

[timber badge]

the lion must not show his tilt

[granite trellis]

💀

[granite trellis]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[forest path]

what?

[next trout]

Just reverse search

[granite trellis]

aaaa
why im so bad at bullet

[timber badge]

no life

[next trout]

my opponent thought he lost

[next trout]

Yo that's me

[forest path]

Nah i just got lucky?

[timber badge]

is college that boring

[granite trellis]

nah im just dumb

my slow ah brain

[timber badge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[next trout]

Still one more year of school left

[timber badge]

no way

i thought u were 2007

[pearl quarry]

my brain is too slow for chess, but i wanna train it up 😭

[forest path]

Lol no bro, im js in condition

[next trout]

2009

[timber badge]

ah

[forest path]

250 trillion dollars????

[timber badge]

i thought so cuz of ur username

[next trout]

Probably someone else

[granite trellis]

💀

[forest path]

Told you it was gooonin that warms up

[granite trellis]

that was powerful strat

[full cobalt]

I will not be having children

[forest path]

yessir

[forest path]

Did you get a vasectomy?

[full cobalt]

just lost to some kid and this mf will not shut up

[timber badge]

i had mycolle zukertort arc 2 yrs ago

[granite trellis]

sorry sir this is chess

[full cobalt]

this is chess related

[forest path]

Well in chess, that will be expected

[granite trellis]

😭😭😭

[granite trellis]

i guess it is😔

[next trout]

Bro you aren't thinking 2 steps ahead have a kid in future teach your kid chess and when your opponent gets older make them 1v1 for the embarrassment

[obtuse nest]

@wooden lava lets play later gg

[wooden lava]

Good game

[wooden lava]

I cant its 7pm here

[obtuse nest]

do u see potential?

[forest path]

Why play rapid? Play gigabullet

[wooden lava]

A lot

[obtuse nest]

thanks 😭

[manic wren]

How brilliant

[granite trellis]

my brain wont handle it

[low tree]

for sack

[warm echo]

Bro trapped his queen 😭

[wooden lava]

Sack knight to take queen

Or take knight

[granite trellis]

why is ts brilliant 😁

[forest path]

Train your brain to think faster and ur hand to move also faster

[low tree]

idk

[manic wren]

How

[granite trellis]

i cantttt
im suck

[manic wren]

I did get his queen but thats because he blundered lol

[forest path]

Well i can see that...

[granite trellis]

🥹

[low tree]

guys can someone do the empassant checkmate?

[wooden lava]

You were playing well with the london until you decided to push the flank pawns

[forest path]

yeah...

[wooden lava]

That is my dream in life

[low tree]

same

[forest path]

And im not the guy to ask for advice, mainly cuz im 200 and idk shi

[indigo void]

Anyone wanna play

[granite trellis]

but you are better than me

[low tree]

im suck at playing chess

[indigo void]

Hey suck

[wooden lava]

Use game review, it will help

[forest path]

...no, not even close

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Blu Star (i-zanee)

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Name: Blu Star (i-zanee)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1077 (1108 peak)
Blitz: 720 (856 peak)
Bullet: 515 (783 peak)

[low tree]

.....

[granite trellis]

how did i deserved 515 bullet🥹

[manic wren]

Prolly my highest accuracy

[indigo void]

Awww u higher rated than mee

[wooden lava]

My highest accuracy was like 90 or more

[forest path]

Vro has 1k rapid, miles better than mine

[granite trellis]

i just lost to 200

[wooden lava]

Without stockfish

[indigo void]

Same

[forest path]

lul

[vagrant mason]

<@&745328830649991179> gambling scam

[indigo void]

Once

[forest path]

Againts who?

[granite trellis]

i just cantt think

time make me panic

[forest path]

Its bullet, ofc you cant

Thats why train your brain to do so

[indigo void]

I seen it before

[granite trellis]

oh so you dont think?😐

[indigo void]

I don't remember

[raw canopy]

his first message and the position im in

[forest path]

I do, cuz im used to playing bullet

[raw canopy]

(hes about to lose his queen)

[forest path]

Alr

[indigo void]

U win

[raw canopy]

ya

[indigo void]

Yeah

[forest path]

Chess is NOT that deep😭🙏

[raw canopy]

not before he dropped another message of the same caliber though

[forest path]

Bro is odin din din din done

[raw canopy]

tldr;

he took the bishop

surprisingly, losing his queen was the best move?

[indigo void]

Wait really

[raw canopy]

yeah

not that he had much of a choice

[cunning haven]

Hi

[peak agate]

Engine wants him to give up 9 for 6

[raw canopy]

[cunning haven]

No

[raw canopy]

i couldve queen sac'd for a win though, i missed that

[urban otter]

Sammy we dgaf

[raw canopy]

ill just gaf for the both of us then 😌

[full cobalt]

-70 in 2 days after climbing back

[next trout]

2k is gonna be tough

If i keep blundering winning game

[full cobalt]

wanna race?

[next trout]

What's your elo

[full cobalt]

2190

[next trout]

Hell nah

[cunning haven]

You don't know what's losing man I got from 1600 to 1300 in 2 months

[full cobalt]

im omw to 2k

[cunning haven]

Hoping to be 2000 now want to get 1400 back

[next trout]

Ik bro i was winning against 1900s in blitz now i am losing to 1600s

[next trout]

Nah you will reach 2200 trust

[cunning haven]

Frickin same , I should've taken a break

I lost to 1200🥀

[next trout]

I get cocky after winning 3 in a row and just start tilting

[gaunt haven]

Hi chat

[full cobalt]

2200s are ass but I keep losing

[cunning haven]

I got 11 games losing streak

[gaunt haven]

I can't reach 2000 elo

[gaunt haven]

Elo?

[next trout]

This mindset makes you lose underestimating i am doing the same thing in blitz

[cunning haven]

Samee I once won 12 games in a row and thought I can keep on doing ,I lost another and with gambling mindset kept on playing to lose more without accepting the tilt

[next trout]

It's the same for 99 percent of people

[gaunt haven]

What's ur elo

[full cobalt]

im estimating properly but Ive been missing simple shit for days now

[next trout]

Happens i almost tilted

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Sevastyan Smirnov (y0ur_dessstr0yer)

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Name: Sevastyan Smirnov (y0ur_dessstr0yer)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2307 (2336 peak)
Blitz: 2477 (peak)
Bullet: 2212 (2351 peak)

[next trout]

1915 rn

[gaunt haven]

Rapid?

[cunning haven]

I had worst tilt from November 🥀💔

[vivid rampart]

2500 is really close

[next trout]

Bro same i am winning the whole game then just blunder such a simple move in endgame

[next trout]

Yup

[gaunt haven]

Wanna play rn?plz

[next trout]

Nah i will continue my grind

[signal oasis]

1 blitz game?

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> practiceonly12

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2340 (2352 peak)
Blitz: 2404 (2456 peak)
Bullet: 2280 (2355 peak)

[buoyant fog]

500 in chess com is how much in lichess?

[cunning haven]

Ghocho sotadu

[cunning haven]

5 $

[vivid rampart]

ok

[cunning haven]

Spectating allowed?

[vivid rampart]

i guess yes

[cunning haven]

Will you stream and do commentary on vc ?

While playing if you want

[vivid rampart]

in blitz might be tough to comment

[cunning haven]

It's alright just stream the game then

[cursive root]

My elo is 150 I am so bad (maybe I will stream idk)

[cunning haven]

I will use engine to tell the moves

Js kidding

If you can stream it would be great that's it

I ain't gonna open my mic js wanna see two 2400 in blitz

[vivid rampart]

ok he doesnt accept my challenge

i wait for him

[cunning haven]

@signal oasis ghocho sotadu accept da game

Bros username is privateislandman🥶💀

[signal oasis]

Oh what's ur user Amma send
Am pretty washed tho

[empty mortar]

looking for someone preferrably around 2000 to practice e4 with

[vivid rampart]

y0ur_dessstr0yer

[signal oasis]

I want to practice my alapin if I play the sicilian

U*

[empty mortar]

I don't play sicilian anymore but sure

[vivid rampart]

i dont play sicilian for black, but if you want i may try

[signal oasis]

Nvm then lol

[empty mortar]

i do remember some stuff

[cunning haven]

Wanna stream?

[signal oasis]

Accepted

[cunning haven]

Sicillian is pretty deep

[empty mortar]

i mean on the alapin

[jaunty thunder]

You know what else is deep?

[empty mortar]

its my most comfortable anti sicilian

[obtuse nest]

ur thoughts?

[remote kettle]

Hi

[jaunty thunder]

My love for chess

[obtuse nest]

oohh

makes sense

[jaunty thunder]

[obtuse nest]

hey

[remote kettle]

Who wnna play

[cursive root]

I’m gonna go stream my own chess

[indigo void]

Me

[obtuse nest]

me

[granite trellis]

HAHAHA
i love chess

[indigo void]

I will win

[obtuse nest]

Alr bro u play i am kinda new

[remote kettle]

How 2 at the same time

[indigo void]

Easilyyy

[remote kettle]

Ok

Send

[indigo void]

Okk

Okay

[indigo void]

Wait what was ur usernamee

[remote kettle]

Bellelovelumpia

[indigo void]

Sent

[indigo void]

Sentt

[indigo void]

Where are you

Now saying too many challenges now u sendd RedX666777

[worthy ember]

Compliment

[signal oasis]

Gg lol

I messed up cuz am on phone

[vivid rampart]

gg

[cunning haven]

Ggs lil

[signal oasis]

Haven't played blitz seriously in a long while 😭

[vivid rampart]

i guess it was pretty equal in the endgame though

[signal oasis]

Rematch?

[vivid rampart]

im terrible in queen endgames

[signal oasis]

I took too long cuz am used to classical

[vivid rampart]

ok

[cunning haven]

It was draw then you start winning

[vivid rampart]

should i stream one more time?

[cunning haven]

Yeah

Would be good if you'd o

[torn maple]

Is it good practice to transpose gambits idk into common openings?

[torn sparrow]

No

[worn geode]

blackmar diemer is too fake and you probably dont need that much theory

to just defend the extra pawn

[wet hollow]

Holy why tf didnt I think of that

[next trout]

Ok i am tilting

[wet hollow]

@orchid sedge what do you think of this

[torn sparrow]

😭

[next trout]

Threw 2 winning games and now plaged a bs game

[wet hollow]

Ik vro blackmardiemar is objectively bad

[worn geode]

does bro play blackmar diemer

[wet hollow]

I think he does

[torn sparrow]

Don't tell bro about the fact they can just play nc3

And then f3 if you take

If you don't take your worse and have to play a6 nonsense

It's a pretty bad trans position

[signal oasis]

Gg

[vivid rampart]

gg

[worn geode]

apparently thats called the rasa studier gambit

[cunning haven]

Ggs

[worn geode]

who tf plays this

[cunning haven]

Queen trapped

[signal oasis]

Did u play bf2 after seeing the queen is getting trapped

[vivid rampart]

i literally like this variation in caro-kann

[vivid rampart]

no i didnt see that

[cunning haven]

Queen was placed I'll

[signal oasis]

Yeah if black doesn't know what he's doing it's kinda gg

Most players otb go takes takes e5

[vivid rampart]

i mean i forgot that g5 and your queen protects that pawn on h5

[torn maple]

Played a nice knight sacrifice just to blunder my queen right after 🥲

[signal oasis]

What's ur fide btw

[vivid rampart]

1850

[signal oasis]

oo almost same as mine

[remote kettle]

Sorry can you send again

[signal oasis]

Mines 183x published and 2k live am much better at slower chess 🐌

[indigo void]

I can't

[torn maple]

Bro premoved that thing, i was afraid of falling into a trap

[indigo void]

RedX666777 can you sendd

[remote kettle]

👍

[remote kettle]

Ok

[indigo void]

Yeahh sorryy

[indigo void]

Thankkss

[torn maple]

Y'all too good :O, im close to pass the 1700 mark

[worthy ember]

Guys, I went through depression but started chess. Now at age 24, I am 2542 blitz

[proven wave]

Wow that's a great achievement! You are better than 99% people!

[worthy ember]

Thanks 🙏

[proven wave]

Just to make sure you are okay now…?

[sturdy trellis]

Bro how did you reach 1400 from 1200

[worthy ember]

Yeah, I just made my match and am doing PHD on Physics

[proven wave]

I hope you are feeling better. You can always DM

[proven wave]

..

I was 1800. xD

Now at 1400

[sturdy trellis]

😗

[indigo void]

Well that was

[vague hound]

I have coined a Term

[proven wave]

Wait it say you are 500

[indigo void]

Ggss @remote kettle

[vague hound]

That term is Capablanca quality

Anyways I need to kidnap 500 again

I want to do an experiment somewhat w them

[remote kettle]

👍

[indigo void]

U played very nice

U were winningg

[remote kettle]

Thank you

[indigo void]

Npp

[proven wave]

How many games did you all play today?

[indigo void]

5 ig

[vague hound]

5 or more

I'm gonna play more

[proven wave]

I played 3 games 😅

[indigo void]

Oh

[indigo void]

Wanna playy?

[sturdy trellis]

6

[proven wave]

I am on my way after that I can play for sure

[sacred chasm]

Haven't played any

[vague hound]

I wanna kidnap a 500

I'll give tips

[indigo void]

What's adopting?

[vague hound]

Adapting or adopting?

[indigo void]

Adopting

[vague hound]

I can't explain it but basically

[indigo void]

In chess

[vague hound]

What

[vague hound]

Wanna play a game rq

No elo ofc

[indigo void]

Oh sure

[sleek ridge]

Hey guys I need some experts in chess puzzle solving. I'm currently working on my Master Thesis about Chess AI's and need people who play chess regularly (my family and friends suck at chess). 15 Puzzles in total. I want to add that this is purely academic and I won't earn a single dime on this. Hit me up if you are interested 🙂

[indigo void]

do I need to sac piece for equal game?

Well good luckk

[vague hound]

Equal

[indigo void]

yes?

or no?

[indigo void]

I am interested

[vague hound]

Move

[indigo void]

I did

[sleek ridge]

You are the GOAT

[indigo void]

Haha thankss

[indigo void]

Nopee

[celest remnant]

Rate the stonewall defense

[indigo void]

Annoying pin

[indigo void]

But ggs

[vague hound]

Ggs

[indigo void]

u played goodd

Haha one pin till the end

[upper quail]

my chess is so bad

[indigo void]

Check my games

[upper quail]

why

[trim oasis]

Chess

[wind bay]

Lol coincidence

[celest remnant]

Checkers

[granite trellis]

te

[granite trellis]

i wanna tryy

[celest remnant]

Recently learned KIA, I’ve been enjoying it

[granite trellis]

but idk if i can be called expert tho💀

[sleek ridge]

Thank youu, you are counting as an expert if you know all rules and play regularly. I don't search for Grandmasters here hahah

[trim oasis]

I'm curious if there's gms in this server

[granite trellis]

hehe
someone called me chess expert😏

[trim oasis]

Surely at least one gm uses discord

[wind bay]

At least 1

[granite trellis]

its me

future me

[trim oasis]

No way

[granite trellis]

😁

[wind bay]

Bortnyk

[trim oasis]

[granite trellis]

HAHAHA

[wind bay]

Bruh i forgor his @

[bitter wadi]

i am came from the dead

[cunning haven]

Zane

[bitter wadi]

i am youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssseef

[wind bay]

🐍

[cunning haven]

All talk no walk

Donut

[bitter wadi]

nah

[cunning haven]

Cheese expert

[bitter wadi]

yn

[cunning haven]

[cunning haven]

What

[bitter wadi]

you are not

[cunning haven]

I am

[bitter wadi]

[cunning haven]

Youssef

[broken trench]

Nézd meg ezt a játszmát: Dpthefighter vs HUNRedFox - https://www.chess.com/live/game/148252530746

[cunning haven]

Yourself

[frosty peak]

Dpthefighter (326) vs. HUNRedFox (354)

Move List

1. d4 e5 2. dxe5 f6 3. exf6 Nxf6 4. Bg5 Bc5 5. Nf3 Ne4 6. [Bxd8] Bxf2# 

[jolly pasture]

nice

[bitter wadi]

cal me youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssef

not youssef

[jolly pasture]

bro 😭

[cunning haven]

Bro got obliteratod from Englund

[broken trench]

What?

[wind cargo]

i need help

[broken trench]

Im the black

[jolly pasture]

how did he fall for that

[broken trench]

Idk

[wind bay]

Lol

[jolly pasture]

wait really?

[cunning haven]

Bro obliterated wid englund

[broken trench]

Yeah

[jolly pasture]

how blavk

[cunning haven]

300 elo

[jolly pasture]

dude i wouldnt have fell for that if i was 300

[broken trench]

Thats a good point

[bitter wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/lyxocx-lux-stan-twitter-twitter-chess-gif-16213110504354920291

[cunning haven]

You lyin

There's no way 300 can think that they can be mated from knight and bishop

[granite trellis]

shhh
im talking while walking

[wind cargo]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/148252373352 why that knight wasnt a brilliancy

[frosty peak]

hadang25 (866) vs. BeyondBirthday2412 (867)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nc6 3. Qf3 Nf6 4. Qb3 d5 5. Bb5 Be6 6. exd5 Bxd5 7. Bxc6+ Bxc6 8. Nf3 Bd5 9. Qb5+ c6 10. Qxb7 Rb8 11. Qa6 Be7 12. O-O O-O 13. Nxe5 Qc7 14. d4 Ne4 15. b3 Rfe8 16. c4 Be6 17. Nxc6 Rb6 18. Nxe7+ Rxe7 19. Qa4 Bd7 20. Qa3 Bh3 21. g3 Nxf2 22. [Rxf2] Re1+ 

[cunning haven]

As long as I am there to walk 🥶

[cunning haven]

Wait start from start

[jolly pasture]

so you are reading this aloud while walking?

[granite trellis]

road will always exist wherever i walk 😌

[granite trellis]

its not literalll😭

[forest path]

Hello highly intelligent people

[granite trellis]

HAII

[wind cargo]

why xf2 wasnt a brilliancy ??

[granite trellis]

thank you for greeting me

why are u calling me?

[jolly pasture]

i tried to make a joke 😢

[forest path]

No problem

Same can be said to everyone here

[primal narwhal]

well its something, now i need to figure out how to do this in 3 min

[forest path]

Halloo

[bitter wadi]

FAH

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-hell-gif-18853369

[cunning haven]

I m youseeeeffffffffffffff🥶

[granite trellis]

😭😭😭
yea seems like it

[bitter wadi]

BRO

[jolly pasture]

is the walking part literal

[bitter wadi]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#

[jolly pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dancing-cat-cat-doing-gangnam-style-gangnam-style-gangnam-gif-15237305187829730215

[granite trellis]

ofc

[jolly pasture]

i can send gifs

[jolly pasture]

that was a joke too

[cunning haven]

Lmao he can't walk he has too big brain that he levitates by curving space time above his head

[forest path]

wattesigma

[jolly pasture]

hes smart?

[granite trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-tongue-out-reze-chainsaw-man-moving-her-head-reze-head-moving-reze-chainsaw-man-gif-15937294161332759512

[cunning haven]

Obv

[bitter wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/disneytoons-movies-disney-toons-cartoons-gif-14670267254775627272

NOT

[jolly pasture]

whats 9 + 10

[bitter wadi]

21

[granite trellis]

wait

[jolly pasture]

Heh.

[forest path]

What the helly is this

[cunning haven]

You are overreacting at this point we get it you have big brain

[granite trellis]

19

[jolly pasture]

i can unsee it

[jolly pasture]

Damn

[forest path]

Twennyone

[bitter wadi]

IDK WHY

[forest path]

Newgen

[jolly pasture]

i expected that

[cunning haven]

Holy

[bitter wadi]

I DID NOT

[forest path]

https://tenor.com/view/21-gif-20187208

[granite trellis]

im smort

[cunning haven]

Izane you alright?

[granite trellis]

i know i know

[cunning haven]

How did you do that

[indigo void]

I am here

[pure forum]

I have awaken.

[forest path]

I think he might be acoustic or high, or maybe both

Timmy tuff knuckles over here

[jolly pasture]

It is tuff

[forest path]

my victims btw🥹

[pure forum]

Indeed, I believe so. My knuckles are built of titanium.

[cunning haven]

Do you know why earthquakes are caused?

[pure forum]

You decided to take a shit?

[forest path]

Shakin of dat ass

[cunning haven]

Your mom was too heavy to drop into toilet seat

[forest path]

Tectonic plates obviously

[jolly pasture]

somebody is gonna get muted

[pure forum]

My mom is your grandma, you can address her like that. Son

[cunning haven]

No it's the supersonic brainwaves of izane causing the world to shake

[bitter wadi]

NO BAD BLUD BUT @granite trellis IS AVTAR IS YOU KNOW

[forest path]

Ts like kindergarten level science

[jolly pasture]

i didnt know science in kg

[jolly pasture]

prob when i was 6 or 7

[bitter wadi]

IT WAS 9

[wind bay]

7 is a bit late lol

[forest path]

No shot izane beat a 2211💔

[remote kettle]

Hi

[bitter wadi]

HI

[jolly pasture]

i was learning alphabets that time

and sentences

[wind bay]

bro is cooked

[wet hollow]

I didnt know science till I was 9 💔

[pure forum]

I beat a 22 too. With a metal bat

[bitter wadi]

WHY

[jolly pasture]

wdym??

[bitter wadi]

HOW

[jolly pasture]

its too early

[wind bay]

Doesn’t kindergarten finish at 6 lol

[forest path]

very nice

[cunning haven]

🤓

[wet hollow]

I lwky didnt know the concept of an exam until I was 8

[jolly pasture]

no i got in 1st grade when i was 6

[forest path]

Well well well

[pure forum]

I lwky did not know how to breathe till i was 6.. or 9

[remote kettle]

What happened?

[forest path]

If it isnt an adobo eating filipino i see

[wind bay]

Beo