💬〡chess-talk

[mortal bronze]

in what way is that person like me? i don't see any similarities

i had less time but we both had like 15 seconds.

[marsh sinew]

What exactly

[signal snow]

Trading

[marsh sinew]

That's pretty cool

[wispy vault]

Who want to play a game

[tropic swan]

Sure

[signal snow]

Yeah I guess

[wispy vault]

Oh send me invite i’m gafsiuu

[ripe solstice]

i just fell from 700 to 600 in a day 💔 💔

[marsh sinew]

Don't u fear losing all your money

[ripe solstice]

coach levy is extremely disappointed in me

[marsh sinew]

It happens

[tribal fox]

i js fell from 950 to 680

i hate myself ong

[signal snow]

I found what people refer to as the holy grail, I know what exactly is going to happen in the market, let that sink in

[old hollow]

What do you have to do to be able to stream on vcs here

[ripe solstice]

chess is arguably more rage inducing than brawlhalla

[harsh sky]

arguably?

[marsh sinew]

I see

[ripe solstice]

cause at least in brawlhalla you can blame it on like onyx or orion

in chess you just have to admit that you suck

[harsh sky]

ok but whos arguing for the fact that brawlhalla is more rage inducing

[limpid viper]

i don't get mad playing any game but chess

[barren void]

Play w me

[harsh sky]

bro wants to farm the tilted

[tribal fox]

who are you

[barren void]

Shh he wont play with me if u tell him

[barren void]

I js wanna play 💔

[tribal fox]

bro i dont care if im fighting against 200 elo or a GM

[tribal fox]

i didnt mean like who are you here i mean on chess.com

[wispy vault]

Come I win you ez

[oblique dagger]

@rancid osprey bro what is u doing losing to noob 900elo ????

[signal snow]

You are him

[dim ravine]

Sup people

[barren void]

Ohh

[oblique dagger]

He beat u with a fish

Frog eat fish gng

[harsh sky]

geekflower lost 3-0 to a 600 today

[barren void]

Alrrr

[oblique dagger]

Greenflower ?

[harsh sky]

yes

[signal snow]

That 600 has to be investigated

[oblique dagger]

He got destroyed by floppa yesterday 🤤

[wispy vault]

Cmon

[tribal fox]

whats ur user

[harsh sky]

report the 600

[oblique dagger]

Skill issue fr

[barren void]

Send user

[wispy vault]

gafsiuu

[oblique dagger]

He played 88 89 79 accuracy tho

[wispy vault]

You will lose be prepared

[oblique dagger]

Greenflower 51% accuracy

[balmy python]

should be able to beat a 600 giving queen and both rook odds 😂

[barren void]

Holy high self expectations

[signal snow]

Guys I will not tolerate any green flower slander

[harsh sky]

wym, the 600 played at 51.1%, 82.5% and 78.7%

[weak gale]

Hey i just logged back on my lost dc acc would anyone be interested in 10minutes game of chess im weak player im still learning im currently 900 elo

[mortal bronze]

what happened in those 10 moves

[tribal fox]

ok

[harsh sky]

caro player tried sicilian

[mortal bronze]

lmao

[tribal fox]

im trash anyway so

[weak gale]

Oke what your nick?

[tribal fox]

ElectricChessDeclined

[mortal bronze]

i don't understand italian at all

i never know what my plan is

i do the same thing every time

sometimes it works, sometimes i get destroyed

[weak gale]

Added

[small jungle]

Nd2 Nf1 Ng3 Nh4 Nf5

[signal snow]

Chess is pay to win, Magnus paid Kasparov 100k to be 2800

[magic shard]

true

[mortal bronze]

yeah i do this till the ng3 part pretty much every game

nh4 nf5 is never allowed by my opponents

[mortal bronze]

teach me

[magic shard]

I only play it as black

[tribal fox]

holy hell my pcs slow

[mortal bronze]

ugh

do you play ruy?

[magic shard]

Yes

[small jungle]

I'd play ruy too if berlin didn't exist🙏

[harsh sky]

nobody playing berlin at 600 elo

[winged sage]

guys i wanna a teacher

[mortal bronze]

what's berlin and why is everyone so afraid of it

[signal snow]

Are there any positional players in chat?

[magic shard]

I got cool prep against Berlin
I was winning on move 12 in an otb game against a pretty strong player

[mortal bronze]

where that bones guy at

[magic shard]

because it's really solid

hard to play for a win as white

[mortal bronze]

hmmm

[magic shard]

Often symmetrical

[mortal bronze]

i see

[weak gale]

@tribal fox bro you playing?

[magic shard]

white can choose to go into the endgame which also is really hard to win

[mortal bronze]

what does white play ruy then

[magic shard]

because white either believes they can grind it or they prep something for it

[small jungle]

Berlin is the reason why some prefer italian

[mortal bronze]

hmmmm

[tribal fox]

i told u im trash

lost 15 points of material in 5 moves

[magic shard]

But i really like my current Berlin prep

[mortal bronze]

show

[magic shard]

wait like 10 mins

[mortal bronze]

oki

[magic shard]

I gotta do something right now

[oblique dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1031921238567817297/1461867549011611698/togif.gif

[oblique dagger]

Hai kel chan

[small jungle]

Hai

[oblique dagger]

Hai doby sweetie uwu

[brave spear]

I'm back

I'm finally back

The great return of

Shoa

I need to prove my innocence

[mortal bronze]

hi dengy

[oblique dagger]

Hru uwu

[mortal bronze]

um

oki

you?

[oblique dagger]

Gud

[mortal bronze]

niceu

[brave spear]

I need justice

[harsh sky]

wat

[barren void]

Lmao terrible loss

[brave spear]

I'm back

[mortal bronze]

he is telling you to shut up

[brave spear]

Shoa is back

I need to prove my inocents

[harsh sky]

the cheater is back on a smurf

[wispy vault]

Rematch i now set shorter time so that you can’t cheat this time will see

[brave spear]

I'm not

[barren void]

I wasnt cheating

[brave spear]

We can run the ones

[barren void]

Its called thinking

Review it if u want lol

[wispy vault]

Accept invite

[barren void]

Sure

[brave spear]

Same thing I did and I got banned

[frank jetty]

who wanna play me

[brave spear]

Me

What's your elo

[magic shard]

@mortal bronze

[mortal bronze]

hie

[magic shard]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. O-O Nxe4 5. Re1 Nd6 6. a4 is what I play

[frank jetty]

1200rapid 1100 blitz

[mortal bronze]

i see. and what's the berlin exactly?

[magic shard]

3... Nf6

[small jungle]

Nf6

[mortal bronze]

oh it starts that early

[oblique dagger]

No thanks

[harsh sky]

r u ok

[small jungle]

It was popularised by kramnik who used it to beat kasparov

[brave spear]

Ew

Jk

Interesting

[mortal bronze]

i have heard that kramnik is goated when it comes to openings

[small jungle]

Yes

[frank jetty]

well damn

[brave spear]

I need to speak to a dev

[small jungle]

Before him berlin wasn't considered serious

[brave spear]

I said jk

[mortal bronze]

interesting

[small jungle]

I forgot what other openings he popularised

[frank jetty]

yhh

[brave spear]

I got banned for playing good

[worn geode]

kramnik was also a d4 main right

[frank jetty]

damn

[brave spear]

That's crazy right?

[magic shard]

the chess cheating accusation gambit

[frank jetty]

honestly

[small jungle]

He was a big Nf3 fan apparently

[worn geode]

magnus used it to greater effect

[brave spear]

The game anti cheat is trash

[small jungle]

Not accusing just asking questions fr

[jaunty thunder]

Any other good servers to join chat I'm tired of the same faces

[worn geode]

goes to show why magnus is a better player

[brave spear]

I'm back

[worn geode]

💔

[brave spear]

I need to prove my innocence

[stone bloom]

Patriots vs Bills superbowl whos with me

[frank jetty]

i got banned on my first account because i was too bad they thought i was losing on purpose literally 100elo

[mortal bronze]

join kels server. i have heard that he is a great guy

[brave spear]

I got banned with 2025 elo

Crazy right

[frank jetty]

damn that's harsh

[brave spear]

This happend 2 times

First when I was 1700

Then when I reach 2025

[frank jetty]

hmmmmmm

[worn geode]

no way you have a server

[mortal bronze]

it stops happening if you stop cheating btw

[winged sage]

[mortal bronze]

i do

[brave spear]

I'm not

[mortal bronze]

it's super secret though. the only person in it is me

[brave spear]

I know 20 opening that I spam

[worn geode]

thousands of people hit 2k without getting banned bro

[frank jetty]

just started chess and it aint that bad

[brave spear]

I'm to good for the anti cheat

[worn geode]

ok bro

[oblique dagger]

Thank you very much

[frank jetty]

hmmmmm 2025 sounds fishy that was last year

[brave spear]

I pay to go chess class

[brave spear]

I know 💔

The game banned me when I have 2025 elo

They need to fix there anti cheat

It's a$$

[frank jetty]

sorry mate

[loud river]

lol life is good

[brave spear]

It's ight

[brave spear]

Lol

[loud river]

i was blocked and reported :(

[brave spear]

I got banned for a year

For no reason btw

[loud river]

lols

[frank jetty]

grind back to 2026

[brave spear]

Lol

Man I wana get unbanned

[frank jetty]

i got banned on my 100 elo account and it made me sad asf

[marsh sinew]

@signal snow what's your global rank

[brave spear]

I know how it feels

[stark blade]

Idk why sicilian dragon player still fall for this rook sac, i mean it's very obvius right

[mortal bronze]

if it's not #1 he's not a real god

[proven siren]

finally 250 elo road to 500 at least on February 1st

[marsh sinew]

Lol

[brave spear]

.

[dawn magnet]

when he goes for the ruy lopez but I hit him with the bulgarian thrust and dominate him as he quivers

[frank jetty]

goodluck mate

[brave spear]

It's not that hard

I mean it depends

Who you go against

[proven siren]

nah I won't have time to play because of school otherwise I would hit 500 in 1-2 weeks

[dawn magnet]

when he goes for the ruy lopez but I hit him with the bulgarian thrust and dominate him as he quivers

[proven siren]

I mostly get matched with weird kids

[brave spear]

Oh

I only lost 2 times

And I have 2025 elo

[proven siren]

crazy tho

[mortal bronze]

had*

[brave spear]

Yep

[proven siren]

still need to get rid of my tunnel vision and I'm good

[wispy vault]

Lmk if u want my advices

[barren void]

Advices on stockfish?

[brave spear]

This game anti cheat is bs

[barren void]

Nty

[dawn magnet]

when he goes for the ruy lopez but I hit him with the bulgarian thrust and dominate him as he quivers
and then my beads signal me and I finish

[simple marsh]

Hlooo

[mortal bronze]

you just need to stop cheating

[wispy vault]

Lmaao

[marsh sinew]

It reminds me of the time was 500 and i had to play against north Korean openings

It was the worst

[barren void]

You not denying it twin🥀

[brave spear]

I'm not

[wispy vault]

I take it as a compliment i play like stockfish

[barren void]

You got fried the first game

💔

[cunning meteor]

hello chat

[wispy vault]

My little sis was playing

[barren void]

Lmaoooo

Ts fryin me

[cunning meteor]

magnus carlsen is ducking me

[brave spear]

I literally for. 3 chess lessons

[wispy vault]

Give me a gm

Who wanna lose like s

[cunning meteor]

I'm a gm on a good day

[barren void]

Your sis better than you bc she didnt need stockfish?

[normal mason]

advice for 600 rapid please 🙏

[proven siren]

I mean people with low elo are sometimes pretty bad or I am just lucky

[cunning meteor]

but I don't have good days very often

[cunning meteor]

don't blunder

[terse patrol]

hey

[wispy vault]

Send username bro

[normal mason]

good advice

[cunning meteor]

uhhhh.

thegreatbabypuncher

[terse patrol]

anyone wanna play? i’m a beginner 😓

[cunning meteor]

hi foco

[agile sable]

Play 15|10

[frank jetty]

ME

[dawn magnet]

when he goes for the ruy lopez but I hit him with the bulgarian thrust and dominate him as he quivers but then my beads buzz and I finish

[sterile atlas]

whats the bulgarian thrust

[normal mason]

but playing 10+0 and flagging people is so much fun

[terse patrol]

oki

[frank jetty]

DAMN

[cunning meteor]

I'd play the ruy lopez on you

[terse patrol]

chess com?

[dawn magnet]

it's whatever you like it to be

[agile sable]

You Will make blunders and not learn
You need time to analyse and learn to win games

[sterile atlas]

realest opening ive heard all day

[normal mason]

nah i dont really blunder tbh

[wispy vault]

If you lose don’t say i’m using stockfish toi

[fringe hamlet]

Anyone wanna play

[agile sable]

That's why you're 600?

[loud river]

why are we flagging people in 10+0

[signal snow]

GMs are tough vro

[loud river]

flag people in 1+0

[normal mason]

well im not 600 am i

[cunning meteor]

uh okay, I'm pretty tired rn so I'll prolly get smoked anyways

[sterile atlas]

flag people in 60m

[loud river]

might as well just flag people in a daily game

[sterile atlas]

its easier to flag someone in daily than classical

[wispy vault]

Accept

[normal mason]

man am i so funny

[loud river]

who is continuously creaming on my messages

[agile sable]

Clearly you are

[loud river]

calm down

[dawn magnet]

me

[normal mason]

i am 500

[loud river]

one at a time ladies

[dawn magnet]

I cream on everyones messages

[agile sable]

You're 2600

[dawn magnet]

You're the bottom I'm sorry

[fringe hamlet]

I love being the bottom

[dawn magnet]

tthere's a little bit on my own now

[normal mason]

if i speak i am in big trouble

[dawn magnet]

you and me will have a hell of a time. Call me magnus because iwill carlsen your hikaru

[floral trellis]

I was so close to tilting 🫩 so glad I won

[peak ingot]

What am I reading?

[fringe hamlet]

i need a girl to f4 my c8 because im about to blow my c4

[dawn magnet]

the holy god damn bible

[dawn magnet]

I need the horse to come on m3

[dawn magnet]

doesnt even work but I thought ti was funny

[fringe hamlet]

@tender pagoda why are you on vacation

[normal mason]

its a legit strategy because everyone else sucks at blitz

[dawn magnet]

I'm covering for him dw

[fringe hamlet]

make a move for white

lets create a new variant called Pervert Chess

[dawn magnet]

for me that's jsut normal chess

[fringe hamlet]

can i marry you

[dawn magnet]

you wouldn't be the first

[buoyant warren]

qg4

[fringe hamlet]

i want you to ruin me

[wispy vault]

Oh

I’m a gm now

[cunning meteor]

@wispy vault gg

[wispy vault]

Gg

[fringe hamlet]

beautiful move

[tribal sage]

Qh5 better because when knight takes, it is at the edge of the board which is worse than on g4 where it is more active

[turbid wing]

why does undoing against a bot sometimes crash the game???

[tribal sage]

just play the best move so you don't need to undo

[night tendon]

this is the best move ive ever done

[turbid wing]

im testing openings

i need to undo alot

[tribal sage]

good boy

[spiral tide]

Ez checkmate

[hexed ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/peepeepoopoo-mr-wonderful-kevin-o-leary-shark-tank-pee-pee-gif-26484080

[summer oar]

puzzle of the day

[mortal bronze]

||bxc5 qxc5 re6||?

[summer oar]

👍

[mortal bronze]

that's the only line that's winning?

[summer oar]

yes, only move

[magic shard]

sounds like kel knows exactly what he's talking about

[mortal bronze]

grr

[oblique dagger]

Rawrr~ ;3

[hexed ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/george-michael-wham-careless-whisper-gif-10989908642090387331

[small jungle]

Qd5

[buoyant spear]

Lads

I finally reached 2000

[brave spear]

I have a flex

[mortal bronze]

kf1 to protect the rook vro

[brave spear]

I beat new year mangus

[small jungle]

True vro

[brave spear]

Max difficulty btw

[mortal bronze]

soon your third account will also get banned

[mortal bronze]

where is hope chess vro

[brave spear]

It's a guest

[mortal bronze]

lol

[hexed ocean]

overrated, makes me lose games

[brave spear]

I'm to good for this game

[mortal bronze]

it's the best way to play blitz vro

[tribal sage]

it's the best way to play anything vro

without hope there is no chance of success

[buoyant spear]

I agree

[frank jetty]

OPENING RECOM

[brave spear]

Yo

Check dms

[hexed ocean]

Man, I want to play a moderator

I havent feasted on one in ages

[brave spear]

I beat mangus

New years btw

Max difficulty

[limpid viper]

we do not care

[mortal bronze]

helo

how's your chess progress going

[limpid viper]

i have played one game within the last 2 days

[frank jetty]

HMMM WHY RESPOND

[limpid viper]

to let him know

??

[limpid viper]

imma start playing again soon tho

[mortal bronze]

current elo

[limpid viper]

i hit 2100 rapid im like 2011 blitz

[mortal bronze]

cool

2200 rapid when

[limpid viper]

definitely not now

[mortal bronze]

why

[limpid viper]

i do not want to play rapid

no desire to

i just wanted to hit 2100 rapid so i did

[mortal bronze]

hmm

[limpid viper]

imma hit 2100 blitz next probably

[magic shard]

true

[limpid viper]

thank you for that true

[buoyant spear]

Oh damn I didn’t notice you’re here as well

[junior tundra]

bishop c5 and rook e6 free queen

[magic shard]

lol

[buoyant spear]

Wait are you 2600+ online or FIDE?

[magic shard]

online

[buoyant spear]

That’s good man, how was your reaction when you hit 2000 for the first time

[brave spear]

I'm to good for chess

[limpid viper]

@fleet dove we found your alt

[magic shard]

I don't remember
I think I pretty happy when I hit 2000 in all time controls though

[limpid viper]

how long ago was this 💀

[fleet dove]

Hop off

[harsh sky]

when did u first hit 2k

[coral relic]

Lamb.: fan
Bugatti:fan of
SSC NORTH AMERICA: Turbofan
Porsche: not a fan of they mid
Citröen: heavily hate they 28-164 mph
Ferrari: eh
Mclaren: big fan of f1

[limpid viper]

noo

[buoyant spear]

Time to hit that milestone with FIDE rating

[limpid viper]

also why do you reply so fast you're actually not employed

[mortal bronze]

2 months ago

is bones unemployed?

[harsh sky]

wait

i hit 2k for the first time almost 5 years ago

[limpid viper]

crazy

[harsh sky]

[mortal bronze]

you are so old rosimo

[fleet dove]

What is with these unemployment allegations

[harsh sky]

ok 600 year old

[mortal bronze]

i was just asking

[limpid viper]

you act like it

[grave hamlet]

Oh it’s bones, how you doing today

[harsh sky]

bros tryna find out how we figured it out

[fleet dove]

Fine, how are you

[harsh sky]

we know ur unemployed, just cant prove it yet

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[magic shard]

let me check

[fleet dove]

If I didn’t know any better I’d think you were a greenflower alt

[harsh sky]

dor is boutta dox bones

[fleet dove]

HOW did I become the center of attention

[harsh sky]

noone else here as unemployed as you

[fleet dove]

Lying for free I see

[harsh sky]

call it a fanfic

[magic shard]

I hit 2000 in all time controls in early 2023 the last time control I needed was blitz

[fleet dove]

I feel unsafe

[harsh sky]

💀

i got 2000 2 years before you

[limpid viper]

crazy

[harsh sky]

and now look at me

[grave hamlet]

Well Tyty, I had a question to ask you too, in pianissimo if black is castled and tries the early bishop pin and we get h3 bh5 can white choose to go g4 and eventually get knight on g3 and queenside castle compared to regular kingside castling?

[harsh sky]

back to 599 elo

[fleet dove]

Queenside castle is very rare in such Italian lines

[harsh sky]

ew actual theory

[grave hamlet]

Yea, I was wondering if white ever has a moment they could do it tbh

[fleet dove]

You mean like an early bg4?

[small jungle]

just play Ng3 without g4

[limpid viper]

how old is bro

[harsh sky]

21

[grave hamlet]

Yea an early bg4 and then they kingside castle

[limpid viper]

mfs been 2000 longer than i've known what chess was 💔

[grave hamlet]

Typically I’d kingside castle, get re1, do h3 and get kngiht to g3 still to try and kick bishop with tempo

But was curious if launching attack on kingside was possible

[fleet dove]

Maybe you could but I don’t really see the point

It also depends on how black reacts

[frank jetty]

MY ELO BRAIN BE LIKE PATRICK

[fleet dove]

If you’re too slow black can play Na5 or d5

[grave hamlet]

I had the idea a while back, tho I think it might be more applicable if opponent does h6 allowing for g5 pawn break

[fleet dove]

And it just takes too many moves for white to castle queenside

[grave hamlet]

But if they don’t it’s prob not worth it

[fleet dove]

Vs kingside

[small jungle]

I wouldn't expect s5 tbh

[floral trellis]

Anyone over 1100 ELO wanna play unrated Rapid?

[frank jetty]

YO

[fleet dove]

I’m 1099 am I out of luck

[grave hamlet]

I’m only this in depth with pianissimo, other openings I’m more normal atm

[floral trellis]

Username: ItsAnelo

[orchid meteor]

bruh i thought i was lost 😭

[floral trellis]

Nah you straight we’ll play next

[grave hamlet]

I def agree on that, the line I thought of is prob too vulnerable against those who know the opening too

[fleet dove]

s stands for secret

[frank jetty]

SENT REQUEST

[floral trellis]

Didn’t get it?

[fleet dove]

Bg4 is also pretty rare

[grave hamlet]

It is, it’s a mistake kinda

That’s why I thought maybe due to it I’d be allowed this idea

[fleet dove]

Mistake is a bit strong but just inaccurate

[grave hamlet]

Mistake is bit strong, I just think it helps white out

[fleet dove]

But there is an infinitesimal number ways black can equalize in the Italian

Essentially

[grave hamlet]

Ofc, it’s a very heading towards tie opening

[hexed ocean]

WHAT IS THAT PFP

[grave hamlet]

I’m getting pretty adept at the main lines but still feels confusing at times

Ive also seen lines lately in which people do an early bb3 but idk if I’m fond of it

I guess it’s to avoid trades Ofc

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Mafia Don (metar_taf)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2368 (2384 peak)
Blitz: 2503 (peak)
Bullet: 2800 (2815 peak)

[thorn cliff]

that’s morpheus

[hexed ocean]

I definitely did not just lose a game after playing a greek gift because my opponents pfp intimidated me

[hexed ocean]

A GREEK GOD??

Chesscom needs more laws on profile pictures, what

[rancid osprey]

‘

[ruby pollen]

my best play so far

[floral trellis]

Good game

[floral trellis]

You still wanna play?

[frank jetty]

SAME

[frank jetty]

YES

[hexed ocean]

Is this who I lose to?

[fleet dove]

I’ll pass

[floral trellis]

Okay let’s play again

[frank jetty]

SENT

[hexed ocean]

are you permanantely in caps lock vro 😭

[solid zodiac]

If this account is closed can i get that username with support?

[hexed ocean]

idfk

[solid zodiac]

[hexed ocean]

[signal snow]

I am drunk out of my mind

[midnight edge]

Cool

[latent marten]

Play chess

[signal snow]

I think I am better when I am drunk

[latent marten]

Exactly

[signal snow]

I gotta go home though 💀

I'm in a club

I will play puzzles instead

[stark shell]

what would you call 2 rooks stacking on each other and then a checkmate

[radiant swan]

yeah

[midnight edge]

Checkmate

[stark shell]

like a move like a opening but a checkmate

[radiant swan]

if you have diamond for 3 months or more

and you wanna claim an og username

[stark shell]

get what im trying to say?

[radiant swan]

support can give you that username

[midnight edge]

Ladder mate

[jaunty thunder]

Can the same apply for titled players usernames

[stark shell]

wait lemme show a ss of what i mean

[solid zodiac]

Fr?

[radiant swan]

no that's gonna be impersonating lmao

[radiant swan]

yeah

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ambatupray

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1324 (1344 peak)
Blitz: 1069 (1169 peak)
Bullet: 803 (913 peak)

[solid zodiac]

Ohh okey bet

[jaunty thunder]

I know a titled player called pizza

[radiant swan]

just have a diamond membership for 3 months or more

[stark shell]

like this

[solid zodiac]

Ye i get it for over 1yeat then i delete my old acc

[mortal bronze]

what's the eval here with btm

[broken flower]

Draw

[latent marten]

Just white

[radiant swan]

likely draw

[midnight edge]

Black has got to be 100 elo

[stark shell]

it says checkmate

[latent marten]

Not far from you then

[radiant swan]

btm it's gonna be drawn

[midnight edge]

Hehehe yeah

[radiant swan]

10v9

[radiant swan]

extra one in material don't matter cuz pawns run

[midnight edge]

Yeah

[radiant swan]

smothered mate without using a knight is crazy

[stark shell]

i dont get it it says checkmaate

[thorn cliff]

No, the matrix character

[radiant swan]

we're talking if it was blacks turn to move

wtm it's M1 ofc

[stark shell]

before it was whites turn

[radiant swan]

nvm dawg

its probably a ladder mate

cuz its usually not like that

[thorn cliff]

this game is so exciting

[stark shell]

isnt today saturday?

[spice swan]

hello @next prairie this is just a friendly reminder that sitting in vc alone is against the rules as it wastes discord bandwidth and prevents other users from using vc, please leave or you will be kicked

[stark shell]

i will prevent this from happenin

[radiant swan]

mom said no vc vro

[keen hearth]

I hate bullet chess sometimes.

[spice swan]

@woeful dune hi there it appears that @next prairie is sitting afk in vc alone for several hours now. i think it's time to disconnect him

[midnight edge]

It's not that deep bro

[mortal bronze]

let him enjoy vro

[mortal bronze]

rei

[midnight edge]

Nice profile

[flat bronze]

67

[normal timber]

how lucky do i have to be

[thorn cliff]

Yes.

It’s the playoffs

[stark shell]

o

[thorn lodge]

My brain turned off, somehow I can't mate with a queen on the board :)))

[humble eagle]

blitz is not real chess

why would you play 3 min chess

i just dropped 100 elo

to flaggers

[thorn lodge]

Well this is 10 minutes

[buoyant spear]

I gained 110 elo today

[humble eagle]

Good for you bitch

"Hey i lost my leg in a car accident", "I just ran a marathon"

[midnight edge]

Noob

[humble eagle]

COME 1V1

[midnight edge]

😭

[thorn cliff]

rip josh allen

[split jacinth]

W bio

[buoyant spear]

To be honest dog, one time I lost 150 elo when I used to be around 1600-1400, couldn’t imagine losing 100 at 2000 level though, must be painful

[flat bronze]

haven't changed it gangg

[split jacinth]

Keep it like that

[inner olive]

[humble eagle]

Epic story bro

[thorn lodge]

I got to 1000 and lose 300 in a month

[buoyant spear]

Trying to cheer you up a bit

[split jacinth]

How u lose 300

[thorn lodge]

And then slowly climbing back to 900 for another month

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/walk-andrew-tate-walk

[thorn lodge]

I don't calculate , just random stuff go

And that is how I lose my queen once every 3 games

[split jacinth]

I also don't calculate alot unless necessary I'm more of a intuition player

[inner olive]

🥀 🥀 🥀

[flat bronze]

I don't know if it even works lmaoaoao

[limber cove]

A grand total of 0 hours of sleep I will now sleep til 2 pm

[buoyant spear]

Looks like dog calculated a lot and somehow lost 100 elo

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/andrew-tate-tate-12

[small jungle]

Damn 2000s are strong don't even need to calculate

[jaunty thunder]

Intuition= I don't really even think about what I'm doing other than once every 10 moves

[humble eagle]

i think i only calculate

wtf is intuition

[split jacinth]

I have decent positional understanding alot which helps me lel

[humble eagle]

"lel" GET OUT

[split jacinth]

hot

[jaunty thunder]

Feeling the position and the vibrations and what the board wants you to say

[split jacinth]

WHAT

[buoyant spear]

I think that it is not one of your strongest strengths || im kidding doggo ||

[limber cove]

Intuition is part of calculation what do you think let's you find candidate moves or cca

[jaunty thunder]

Bro who uses lel in 26' 😭✌🏽

[limber cove]

It's what let's you see your opponents plan

[echo lance]

who wanna play?

[split jacinth]

Meeeee I'm still stuck in 2016 boiiiii

[stark shell]

lel

[light crypt]

lel

[thorn lodge]

Jokes on you, I'm still 2010

[jaunty thunder]

Intuition is not a part of calculation it's the exact opposite lol

[split jacinth]

💀

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kai-cenat

[thorn lodge]

Get rekt noobs

[limber cove]

It's the first step

[split jacinth]

Can't believe that 2019 was 7 years ago

[light crypt]

So true

[jaunty thunder]

Intuition and calculation are separate you don't use intuition when you calculate

[split jacinth]

Something like instinct

[humble eagle]

Such an original thought

[split jacinth]

Very

[shrewd zephyr]

brilliant farming

[buoyant spear]

We’re closer to 2050 than we are to 2000

[limber cove]

It points out major /critical tactical formations

[thorn lodge]

That is terrifying

[split jacinth]

Crazy fact

[thorn lodge]

I may live to 2100 who knows

22nd centuries?

[humble eagle]

im def seeing 2100

[jaunty thunder]

Everyone's intuition is different I'm not sure what you are even talking about

[limber cove]

Your definition of intuition and mine might be different

[split jacinth]

Isn't intuition like instinct lol

[humble eagle]

lowk weak if you dont see 2100

[limber cove]

Unless you mean instinct

[humble eagle]

with technology at that time

[limber cove]

Rich coming from Goku himself

[jaunty thunder]

Intuition is not pronouns bro

[humble eagle]

im going full AI computer if i have to

[jaunty thunder]

Not everything is subjective

[humble eagle]

Neva going to die

[jaunty thunder]

What is the difference between instinct and intuition

[split jacinth]

Hope they make our lifespan longer at 2100 or smth

[limber cove]

Gut feeling vs muscle memory

[humble eagle]

intuition
/ˌɪntjʊˈɪʃn/
noun
the ability to understand something instinctively, without the need for conscious reasoning.

[humble eagle]

youre an idiot

google is free

[limber cove]

Basically I think this is good vs I saw this in a puzzle once it might be relevant here

[limber cove]

Very unkind

[jaunty thunder]

A Vs a ahh definition 💔

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/andrew-tate-tate-12

[jaunty thunder]

They'd rather make their own definitions ✅

[limber cove]

😢

[humble eagle]

Ts sucks

Etarnas is lowk just weird

[split jacinth]

chill down bro 💔

[limber cove]

Google is free"

[jaunty thunder]

How can someone take so many Ls on one day it's insane

[keen hearth]

Any way to avoid checkmate?

[jaunty thunder]

I can't tell if they are troll or not

[humble eagle]

No i dont like him

[limber cove]

I can't run 2v1s dude 💔

[buoyant spear]

Didn’t dog took an L for losing 100 elo today?

[small jungle]

Resigning

[split jacinth]

valid

[keen hearth]

lol

[humble eagle]

iswtg if you dont shut up

[jaunty thunder]

Ad hominem

[limber cove]

He took one a day ago by losing to me aswell fyi

[humble eagle]

im going insane

[humble eagle]

weve never played each other

[split jacinth]

king i7 lil bro 💔

[limber cove]

Sure

Spokethtrashtome

[thorn lodge]

Your position is so cooked

[echo lance]

https://tenor.com/view/67-6-7-six-seven-sixty-seven-its-all-your-fault-gif-4589389203652066504

[jaunty thunder]

How do you always have the worst takes on stuff it's a genuine question.

[limber cove]

I don't forget

[humble eagle]

??

[keen hearth]

He got checked there.

[buoyant spear]

I don’t think doggo even remembers who he played with

[humble eagle]

not my account

[jaunty thunder]

You're not king von 💔

[bitter niche]

@magic shard add me so i can add u back to gc

[jaunty thunder]

There's multiple dogs on this server

[limber cove]

.

[buoyant spear]

Who let the dogs out?

[humble eagle]

no shot lol

[limber cove]

I found the message lol

[jaunty thunder]

Drake

[humble eagle]

??

[buoyant spear]

Damn he deleted it

I seen it ahahahah

[limber cove]

I screnshoted it dw

[humble eagle]

Bro cmon lock inn

[limber cove]

I expected that

[humble eagle]

😭

[limber cove]

how did I typo screenshot

[jaunty thunder]

What is this chat even about

[buoyant spear]

You should’ve edited this to something better

[limber cove]

Anything BUT chess

[humble eagle]

time pressure

[limber cove]

LOL

[buoyant spear]

Hence you lost 100 elo today🤣

[humble eagle]

NJAHAHAHABNFYGYHAHAHHA

So funny bro....

[limber cove]

Crash out incoming

[jaunty thunder]

100 isn't that bad I lost 400

[limber cove]

I feel bad ngl

[humble eagle]

Crash out incomming you sound like a dumbass

[jaunty thunder]

But that's typical for me

[humble eagle]

🤓

[jaunty thunder]

I get it back

[limber cove]

How did you lose so much Elo

[buoyant spear]

I feel like there’s a competition, since you mentioned it, doggo will try to lose 500 next time

[limber cove]

You are good for 2k

[humble eagle]

Because my opponents played so annoyingly and solid and i lowk just crashed out

[limber cove]

Hallelujah 🙏 praise

Very relatable

I hate when they actually play and don't lay down and take it like good boys

[buoyant spear]

Sounds like a skill issue to me tbh

[jaunty thunder]

Losing elo is temporary class is permanent

[humble eagle]

I like this

[buoyant spear]

Thing is, losing elo is permanent for you

[humble eagle]

TIHIHIHIHIHHIIH

youre annoying bro

[buoyant spear]

Alright I will stop

[humble eagle]

and YOU

[limber cove]

Wait way wait wait

[humble eagle]

Good boy

[limber cove]

Spare me

[buoyant spear]

I change my mind

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/andrew-tate-tate-12

[jaunty thunder]

Not pg 13 I'll ping mods 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[limber cove]

Stop mini modding

[humble eagle]

Actually get this guy if he ever slips up

[harsh sky]

continue mini modding

[limber cove]

noted

[humble eagle]

Nono he deserves it

[jaunty thunder]

Rosimo allowed it

[limber cove]

Will not slip up teehee

[buoyant spear]

He should take an inspiration from you ngl

[jaunty thunder]

You already did

[humble eagle]

You actually pmo

[limber cove]

😡

[humble eagle]

Idk i only do stuff bad enough for time outs

[limber cove]

2.5-2.5 so it's fine

[limber cove]

We equal 🫂

[buoyant spear]

No no I meant he should be inspired by you in losing elo

[humble eagle]

Your biggest flex

[limber cove]

"I don't lose to 1500s"

[humble eagle]

didnt say that

[limber cove]

Ok ok I'll stop before you get mad

[buoyant spear]

Isn’t dog 1400?

[limber cove]

I am

[humble eagle]

Bruh you can see on my profile im not

[limber cove]

I wish chess.com chat can be accessed later

[jaunty thunder]

Lowk this dude lost so much of the aura he had after getting knocked out by a guy with a man bun

[limber cove]

His alt is 1000

[humble eagle]

Fr😭

[limber cove]

Red pill baldman

[buoyant spear]

Dunno man, you’re the first 1 person that I know who lost 100 elo as a 2000 player

[limber cove]

Clip farming before it existed

[humble eagle]

youre actually an orbiting lapdog

[buoyant spear]

Nice

[humble eagle]

-Chess enthusiast 🤓

Holy what a nerd

[limpid viper]

??

[buoyant spear]

Ay man, you’ll come back there someday

[limpid viper]

this is the dumbest message i've ever seen

[buoyant spear]

Anything to trigger the poor doggo

[jaunty thunder]

Really? I've lost about 100 in rapid and probably 300 in blitz but I gained half of that back. I've also gotten more than 500 elo a month. It's not that uncommon to lose and gain rating

[humble eagle]

Nah i dont care im nonchalant and shii

[winter quest]

Whoa 🤓

[limpid viper]

its not uncommon at all lol

[limber cove]

Hydration is key

[small jungle]

I would know

[limber cove]

Sugar intake and hydration and maybe even fresh air / warm light

[buoyant spear]

No I was kidding I met several people who lost many elo within a day

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kai-cenat

[nimble arch]

Ive seen many lose over 400

[limpid viper]

true the moment you start playing rapid again you're back to jumping through rating roles

[humble eagle]

So fjunny bjo

[buoyant spear]

It is ridiculous though

[small jungle]

That's why I'm gonna grind blitz to 2200 vro

[limpid viper]

its not

[limber cove]

Whats a bjo vro?

[buoyant spear]

Losing 400 within a day it is

[craggy hedge]

hi chat

[limpid viper]

who said within a day

[craggy hedge]

anyone wanna play some unrated games?

[humble eagle]

youre not in the "vro"

[limpid viper]

challenge petrjuza on chess.com

[humble eagle]

Im actually kinda mad

[limber cove]

Sorry I can't comprehend this. Either I had a stroke reading it or you had one writing it

[humble eagle]

how do i lose 124 elo

Its actually insane

Am i just bad? Do i just suck

[craggy hedge]

this one?

[limpid viper]

yea add friend and challenge

[small jungle]

I played like 10 trillion blitz games today vro

[humble eagle]

Shut up

[limber cove]

Nuh uh

[small jungle]

💀

[humble eagle]

Shhhhhh

[craggy hedge]

sent

[limpid viper]

allat to be lower than me

[wind bay]

😭💔

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/mewing-indian

[limber cove]

Here comes the looming shadow

[small jungle]

They were unrated vro

[patent quest]

I have 1800 elo in chess.com how can I update my profile so it shows that?

[small jungle]

Some charity arena

[limpid viper]

get on my level dobyvatel2 i am 4 elo higher

[craggy hedge]

why is everyone in this server rated so high 😢

[limber cove]

I feel violated

[limber cove]

Lurking and prowling

[noble oasis]

Cagnus Marlsen is getting better at blitz

[inner olive]

Link chess.com with discord acc

[limber cove]

Ready to pounce using reactions

[humble eagle]

refering to yourself in 3.person is next level loser

[limpid viper]

shreksdad strat

[humble eagle]

Good

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-cat-ai-cat-cat-ai-monkey-steals-cat-hair-gif-16280488597587939992

[limber cove]

Woah woah woah

[humble eagle]

"Eternas"💀 🤓

[limber cove]

Ill get naughty now

I'll steal your cookies

[limber cove]

Dog.

[humble eagle]

put the fries in the bag bro

[harsh sky]

2 600s beefing

[limber cove]

I'm so tired of being ragebaited and I like your profile picture so I would like a truce

[jaunty thunder]

I've gained close to 400 with my troll speed run on my alt

[limber cove]

Please truce sir !mercy on me please 🥺

[humble eagle]

Say pretty please

[limber cove]

Pretty please .?

[keen spoke]

vro played the nakmanson

[humble eagle]

Lol good boy fine

[limber cove]

One last jab pls?

ONE last

[humble eagle]

...

[limber cove]

Pls?

Speed I need this

[humble eagle]

No

[buoyant spear]

You were normal few minutes ago

[limber cove]

Fine

[tight hearth]

NEVER RESIGN

[humble eagle]

Good boy!♥️ ♥️

[limber cove]

Yeah bro it kicks in sometime

[jaunty thunder]

Is that a real opening

[tight hearth]

I may be down 20 points of material but I clutched up

[limber cove]

Bark for some treats

[humble eagle]

?

[limber cove]

Shake! 💔

[humble eagle]

........

[limber cove]

Idk bro do you like dogs or cats

[buoyant spear]

What have you done to him

[waxen jacinth]

anyone up for a game ?

[humble eagle]

Me?

[limber cove]

I mean the good breeds yk the "golden boys" huskies , German Shepherd , Frenchie, labradors vs ragdolls , American shorthairs , British shorthairs , Bengal, etc

[humble eagle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bro-what-isthatablinker

[buoyant spear]

I can play with you tomorrow if you want

[limber cove]

You like dogs or cats Mr dog

[humble eagle]

....

[limber cove]

I like dogs personally

[waxen jacinth]

idk I don't have that kind of planning skills srry

[humble eagle]

you have a cat pfp?

[limber cove]

I don't feel like changing it okay

[humble eagle]

why is he malfunctoning

[limber cove]

He looks cute tho so gentleman

[buoyant spear]

I’ll hit you up in dms then whenever I’ll be on

[waxen jacinth]

okay

[limber cove]

This is what no sleep does to a developing person

I can't spell chihaua

[humble eagle]

btw its youre in your profile bio it pmo

[limber cove]

Whatever the dogs called

Chihuaua

[buoyant spear]

The misspelling contest

[limber cove]

I can't articulate proper sentences

[keen spoke]

yes

[waxen jacinth]

tankyu 👍

[limber cove]

I can't go to bed til I want to go to bed

[jaunty thunder]

What's the refutation

[limber cove]

My eyes yearn for the darkness but my discord Instagram split screen won't allow for it

So close yet so far

A glimpse every blink for never eternal

This is.. doomscroll.

[keen spoke]

nxc3 is the cleanest

[limber cove]

Magnum opus of a paragraph lowkey

[keen spoke]

u shouldn't go into the bxc3 line as black

the game would be in white favour

the engine prefers nxc3

let me show u the eval

there is like 2 main refutation here

[wind bay]

dam

[glass tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr-gif-5957365165274303804

[limber cove]

Bye bye guys

I'll wake up at 2pm and go to my tournament

@jaunty thunder was a good run sir

[keen spoke]

nxc3 bxc3 d5 right away

sound btw

there is nd6 also

but really no one does that

looks stupid af

btw bxc3 is winning also but its not human to accept the sac as bxf7+ leads to a very strong attack from white

[winter quest]

Ts is a good combo - the dc insta combo

[granite trellis]

i love chess

[inner olive]

[hidden fox]

i indeed love chess

[inner olive]

A lovely game it is

[granite trellis]

for real

who could hate chess

like this the best game

[wind bay]

https://tenor.com/view/ipad-kid-playing-minecraft-and-watching-youtube-shorts-ipad-kid-thingstoryx-gif-4913695962410316975

[winter quest]

Lowk need the tv on too for background audio

[wind bay]

Blud is literally someone i know skul

[wind bay]

💀💀💀

[granite trellis]

what is tis titanic wreck remnant?

[winter quest]

Clean yo cupboard 💀💀

[ember pewter]

cat bruh

[lusty flame]

tidiest chess player

[wind bay]

I only just saw the cat

[granite trellis]

is it just me or im blind

[inner olive]

Oh shit there's a cat

I didn't notice

[wind bay]

I was trying to read the shoebox label

[granite trellis]

even plane crash is more tidy than this

wheree iss the catt??!

[arctic notch]

Finaaly

[wind bay]

Wait isnt 37 really tiny

[winter quest]

Wonder what everyone’s setups look like if that’s the tidiest chess player 😭

[arctic notch]

I am free from lockout

[granite trellis]

ohh i finally see the cat💀

[ember pewter]

💀

[granite trellis]

this why im still in 1100

[jaunty thunder]

Nice wardrobe

[wind bay]

blud wearing US 5 for shoes or something

[ember pewter]

bro missed the critical move

[keen hearth]

Sometimes in bullet chess, one wrong move is all it takes...

[granite trellis]

cant lie i just did that in previous game

i just have big blind spot for chess player

💀

[keen spoke]

is tidy

can confirm

[keen spoke]

my cupboard is worse

[keen spoke]

cat

[wind bay]

Avalanche

[keen spoke]

yes

[winter quest]

Nawhh y’all need to deep clean your house😭💀

[granite trellis]

aww

[ember pewter]

why does blud look ai generated

[wind bay]

Beo just chuck all the laundry in without folding skul

[fervent prawn]

Does anyone work for chesscom

I need this dude banned

[granite trellis]

i wish i am

[winter quest]

People avoid cleaning like it’s a virus

[keen spoke]

🐌

man im lazy as hell

[snow steppe]

Hey !

[granite trellis]

i clean my bed rn

im so productive

[keen spoke]

real

[granite trellis]

this why im still in 1100

[thorn lodge]

Sweep your floors once or twice a day

Like it's brushing your teeth

[granite trellis]

because my room is not messed up yet

[snow steppe]

Oh just like my elo

[thorn lodge]

And then you will be productive

[keen spoke]

good chess players are all insane