💬〡chess-talk

[normal mason]

sure 😂

[potent gulch]

Nah dw I understood

[patent patrol]

I mean kc3

Is that wrong

[ripe scarab]

go all thr way left and defend that pawn

[patent patrol]

Or is it kc2 kc3

[normal mason]

the idea is that if white king is on e3 and black king is on e3 and its ur turn its bad

[fleet dove]

Kd1 boom

[normal mason]

if its their turn its good

[eternal temple]

If kc3 i think there's ke2

[kindred crypt]

what do you think of svesh with kalash move order

[potent gulch]

d4 ke4 kc3 kd5 kd3?

[fleet dove]

Stupid

[patent patrol]

I have accidentally gone into it and I say it’s probably fine but not entirely ideal

[kindred crypt]

lmao why

[patent patrol]

It’s a transposition but u should just play the Svea’s

[normal mason]

corresponding squares u look at all the pairs of squares where whoeever steps there first gets zugzwang

[patent patrol]

Svesh

[fleet dove]

Because you allow c4

Which is no longer a svesh

[orchid meteor]

lets go im back to 2200

[kindred crypt]

Oh I am back form my timeout. Still got no clue why I got timed out, but it's all good

[patent patrol]

I wish I was better with kalash

[kindred crypt]

which line

[normal mason]

d4 Ke4 Kc3 Kf5!! Kd3 Kf4!

[patent patrol]

My game where I hit 1800 I played the Kalashnikov and my opponent gave me literally the most intense positional 0.00 game ever

[fleet dove]

e4 c5 nf3 nc6 d4 cxd4 nxd4 e5 Nb5 d6 c4

No svesh for you

[kindred crypt]

not d6 nf6

[patent patrol]

:-(

[kindred crypt]

bg5 is the only other possibilty ig

[fleet dove]

And allow nd6+?

[kindred crypt]

lmfao thats why i picked this line

[potent gulch]

Ohhh niceee, true, he gets aways from that corresponding square

[fleet dove]

?

[normal mason]

the full solution is technically 17 moves long good luck🤞

[kindred crypt]

hangs e4 pawn 💔

[normal mason]

funny skewer at the end

always funny skewer at the end

[eternal temple]

I play Nb3 as white here

Probably better to play Nb5 but Nb3 feels more natural for me

[slim gulch]

wanna play chess

[orchid meteor]

imma be real Kc3 and pray

that does nothing i think

[normal mason]

i dont think Kc3 throws the win

[potent gulch]

Nah kc3 ke3 might draw ig

[normal mason]

but basically you have to try to put black in zugzwang

[fleet dove]

Indeed that’s the threat

White doesn’t have to transpose to à normal svesh tho

[patent patrol]

Meh the reason for nb5 is ur gonna jump literally all over the place

[normal mason]

you try to draw a triangle with your king

[potent gulch]

Sure :p, what time control

[kindred crypt]

yeah so its just a move order

[slim gulch]

10 minutes

[patent patrol]

Ppl tell me white is more solid in the svesh than kalash but idk

[orchid meteor]

maybe Ke2 is better

[normal mason]

triangulation is about figuring out where the triangle is

[patent patrol]

It definitely seems like it

[fleet dove]

But it’s not a move order it’s just worse

[orchid meteor]

Kc2*

kc2 looks like a good first move acc

[kindred crypt]

if it transposes to the svesh how is it worse

[fleet dove]

Because it doesn’t transpose

[kindred crypt]

i mean f3 i suppose

[normal mason]

yes but to solve the whole thing you have to figure out which squares correspond

[orchid meteor]

wdym correspond

[minor aurora]

Check out this #chess game: vanguard077 vs Tylerah132 - https://www.chess.com/game/147837908960

[orchid meteor]

i forgot what those are

[thick ledge]

I remembered the line chat

[fleet dove]

Because white has yet to place their b knight on c3 if you play a6 they can retreat to c3 instead of a3

[kindred crypt]

just ne4 no

[normal mason]

for example here e6 and c5 correspond

[fleet dove]

After bxf6

[eternal temple]

Yeah i play nb3, nf6, bc4(?!), if Nxe4 Bxf7, kxf7 Qd5+, ke8, Qxe4

[normal mason]

when one of the kings goes to e6 the other has to go to c5

[minor aurora]

@muted kindle

[patent patrol]

Way better players than me have told me to abandon the b5 push in the Kalashnikov and instead play this or be7

[thick ledge]

Tbh I just should play 1. h4

[normal mason]

its advantage to be the second king to get to a square

[eternal temple]

Its a bit dubious but I like the idea of black giving up castling rights but black can quickly follow with taking the center with 2 pawns

[magic shard]

Dvoretskys manual flashbacks

[fleet pebble]

they give random ass brilliants but none for this 😭😭😭

[kindred crypt]

are we talking about 6.bg5

[normal mason]

chess study jumpscare

[orchid meteor]

oh

[patent patrol]

Ur alr winning so meh

[fleet pebble]

still a sacrifice

[fleet dove]

6.Bg5 d6 7.Bxf6 gxf6 8.Nd2!

[patent patrol]

I mean black hasn’t moved anything

[orchid meteor]

so like if the black king goes to e3 the white king has to go to c3?

[fleet dove]

White is solidly better

[kindred crypt]

d6 is bad

[timber badge]

wassup kittens

[normal mason]

yes exactly so basically both sides try not to be the first to step on the square

[kindred crypt]

just bc5

[fleet dove]

If you don’t play d6 then you’re not entering à svesh

[orchid meteor]

yh yh ok i get it then

[normal mason]

basically e3 and c3 is an obvious pair

[orchid meteor]

ok so Kc2 Kf4

[normal mason]

theres another obvious one that is to do with the white king invading the kingside

[patent patrol]

Do I learn French or petrov better @fleet dove

[orchid meteor]

Kb3?

[languid torrent]

Just came back from an OTB chess club today. I had a blast

[kindred crypt]

lines after bc5 are fine

[normal mason]

and then squares that connect both squares are also important etc

[fleet dove]

Are you asking me which you should play

[patent patrol]

“Learn petrov better” = play petrov more cuz it’s all basically equal

[kindred crypt]

petrov def

[patent patrol]

Ya

[normal mason]

yes

[languid torrent]

Hosted a mini simul and won 6 games, while only losing 1

[fleet dove]

The point isnt about being fine, the point is you claimed it was a svesh transposition, which it is not

[orchid meteor]

okk

[fleet dove]

I’d say Petrov if you’re ok with learn the rest of e5

[kindred crypt]

its a sideline

[normal mason]

u aren’t actually <500 then 💀

[crisp stratus]

What do yall think of reti gambit?

[languid torrent]

Nah my opponents are just bad, trust

[patent patrol]

I think I know the rest of e5

[fleet dove]

You can’t just redefine openings like that lil bro

[patent patrol]

Good I play it

[languid torrent]

I get 3 pieces for free, 2 of them are queens

[orchid meteor]

oh doo u walk the king all the way round

[kindred crypt]

[languid torrent]

So they're just not used to OTB play

[orchid meteor]

back to the kingside

[normal mason]

i mean like simply if white gets to e2 white will win lol no matter where black is

so like blacks king is very restricted

[orchid meteor]

yes

but i feel like theres lots of ways to get there

[magic shard]

I can though

[orchid meteor]

after Kc2

whats the twist

[fleet dove]

You’re the goat, sigma is not

[normal mason]

ok so Kb3 Kf4 whats ur move

[crisp stratus]

I like playing it but it gets boring against defensive players

[patent patrol]

Nf6 has to be the best overall chess move on a chessboard

[orchid meteor]

i thought the king was already on f4

[fleet dove]

The reti gambit is a closed opening, why would you get annoyed at opponents for playing in the style of the opening that you choose

[patent patrol]

Yea but as white ur not really looking to be aggressive like other gambits

[normal mason]

ok my bad lemme go again

Kc2 Kf4 Kb3 Kf3 i mean

[patent patrol]

I like the Reti gambit because I can shift the opening

[kindred crypt]

how does one even organize a lichess study

[patent patrol]

Wym it’s pretty easy

[fleet dove]

By organizing it

[orchid meteor]

must be Kb2 to keep touch on the c3 square

[celest remnant]

If I want to squeeze all the joy out of opponents what playstyle is perfect for that?

[patent patrol]

You create one and it has chapters and u can write ur notes and put in the lines

[normal mason]

yeah (and c2 also)

[kindred crypt]

do i go by objectivity best or most played as mainline

[orchid meteor]

isnt c2 a repeat?

[normal mason]

now black goes Kf4

[orchid meteor]

after Kf4

[fleet dove]

You go by whatever you want it’s your study

[true agate]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-stare-serious-gif-15710427

[kindred crypt]

oke

[patent patrol]

Common lines and best lines I think are important to include but it’s literally your ballpark

U can even do masters example games if it helps

[orchid meteor]

Kc2 same idea again

[normal mason]

the whole idea of triangulation is you keep in contact with 2 important squares and because your opponent cannot, you put them in zugzwang depending on where they go

[normal mason]

yeah see but now its black to move no repeat

now black most resilient defense is Ke5!

[orchid meteor]

no i mean Kc2 Kf4 was a repeat in the position u were talking about earlier i swear

[orchid meteor]

oh

[normal mason]

idk maybe typo

[crisp stratus]

I have an aggressive positional playstyle i like constantly attacking not to win a piece but to get a better position, never knew that reti gambit was a closed opening.

[dawn summit]

dang

[patent patrol]

The Reti in general as well as the Reti gambit can definitely be slow played by black if he chooses

[fleet dove]

It is definitionally à closed opening because it is not 1.e4

[orchid meteor]

well Kd2 Kd4

so ig Kd1 is the point

[crisp stratus]

Any opening that isn't e4 is a closed opening?

[orchid meteor]

ahhhh thats cool af there sm manuoveres

[patent patrol]

U might like this line tho out of the Reti gambit

[normal mason]

yes so d2 and d4 are to be avoided before necessary

[fleet dove]

Some are semi open

[orchid meteor]

those are also corresponding squares

[normal mason]

yes

[orchid meteor]

wait

[normal mason]

new corresponding squares that we didnt find before because the kings were too far away ig

[full cobalt]

one of the brilliants of all time

[crisp stratus]

That's a similar line to what i play, after black plays d4 i'd move e3 and after black plays c5 then b4.

[normal mason]

Kd1 Kd5

[orchid meteor]

same idea again ig - Ke2

[kindred crypt]

in the c3 lines is rb8 preparing for a4 to get the half open b file

[small jungle]

Nah

[orchid meteor]

this is such a cool position

[normal mason]

yea and now black is forced to go Kd4

[fleet dove]

Yes

[kindred crypt]

idk all ts im a classical player

[orchid meteor]

yh and Kd2 and we win

what was the skewer tho

[normal mason]

now calculate till the end

haha

[kindred crypt]

Anyone indian ?

[crisp stratus]

What if both sides don't play early for the center?

[normal mason]

black can still win ur pawn and promote cannot assume we are faster

[fleet dove]

Then it’s closed

[patent patrol]

Yeah, e3 after advance I think is a common line but I also think 3.b4 is the more proper line

[small jungle]

47% draw💔

[crisp stratus]

"In chess, a closed opening is an opening where the center becomes blocked early by pawn structures, limiting immediate piece mobility and leading to slower, maneuvering play." Maybe it's wrong or i'm just tripping

[languid torrent]

Do you guys think 100 puzzles a day is too much or just right?

[patent patrol]

Wellll we are in a gambit

[orchid meteor]

wait how do they win the pawn what

[orchid meteor]

bruh

[full cobalt]

what are you on about

[mild lily]

Any tips to improve for beginners asap (I was 1200 a year or two ago but picked it up and I'm like 800 again)

[small jungle]

Talking about gambits have u seen Anna cramling dads gambit?

[orchid meteor]

i mean u should get back to 1200 soon

[kindred crypt]

Watch gotham chess and chill

[patent patrol]

Nope

[mild lily]

Yeah but I want to get to 1600

To beat my dad lol

[mild lily]

Alr bet

[languid torrent]

I alternate between 100 puzzles a day and 20 games a day for training

[foggy hollow]

i got 1400

[orchid meteor]

oh wait

[normal mason]

after Kd4 and Kd2

Ke5! Ke3 Kd5! and now d4

[patent patrol]

I started playing the Reti gambit cuz I saw a hustler beat either Anna cramling or Dina out of it

[normal mason]

and Kc4

[patent patrol]

And I thought it was a nice line

[small jungle]

🥶

[orchid meteor]

i was j about to say i got it now

[languid torrent]

Doing everything I can to reach 2000

[normal mason]

black tries their best to not keep getting zugzwanged 👍

[orchid meteor]

what is this

[orchid meteor]

yh

[small jungle]

Anna cramlings dads gambit

[patent patrol]

Wow this is some shit id go into

I’d never play b5 tho

[small jungle]

It's actually pretty decent eval wise

[vague hound]

Who plays reti

[patent patrol]

What’s the point of b5

[vague hound]

I need someone to discuss reti on my server rq

[normal mason]

let me know when u get to the skewer

[patent patrol]

I do sometimes and @nimble arch does all the time and is better than me

[vague hound]

Yo you checked your dms?

[orchid meteor]

ok

[patent patrol]

I get a lot of them na

[orchid meteor]

it might take a while i keep having to scroll up

[small jungle]

Taking on b5 is actually bad

[normal mason]

here

[fleet dove]

At some point the players will have to act in the center and how they act will dictate the type of opening it is

[shadow obsidian]

no chess com premium to see my brilliants 😔

[patent patrol]

Probably like 10-12 dms a day because I sell stuff I promise ;-;

I ignore a lot of ppl on accident

[shadow obsidian]

Check out this #chess game: crazyhorse001 vs thndrsn - https://www.chess.com/game/147839170778

[kindred crypt]

what does ntg mean

[orchid meteor]

oh is our king just always in opposition

with their king

[crisp stratus]

Then it would be a closed midgame instead

[normal mason]

what do you mean

[patent patrol]

So was it kc2 kc3

[cold salmon]

do they want us to evaluate?

[normal mason]

(white to move and win)

[vague hound]

Isn't that winning

[cold salmon]

hm i see

[orchid meteor]

the white king is always two squares to the right of the black king

[normal mason]

in the book thats what W? means

[normal mason]

they dont have to chase u the whole way

[orchid meteor]

oh right

[patent patrol]

I’m getting aired

[vague hound]

Isn't king c3 winning

After King e3

[orchid meteor]

no but if they move their king getting out of the kings being 2 squares from each other

they're a move too slow surely

[vague hound]

King c3 king e3 just push the pawn

[normal mason]

the solution is a lot more than 2 moves

[vague hound]

King C3 is definitely winning bruh

Idk what y'all on

[patent patrol]

I mean ur not rly giving me anything here

[normal mason]

push pawn Ke4 and then u lose the pawn

[vague hound]

What

[patent patrol]

What does black play

[orchid meteor]

replicadoe is it just that then

[vague hound]

Wdym

[normal mason]

no u actually promote after them

[orchid meteor]

what really??

[vague hound]

You didn't say that it was after black plays king e4

[normal mason]

like they move from b4 to c5 to force Ke5

and then u are a move behind

[vague hound]

I just calculated King c3

And just move the king to the other pawn bruh

Like Lowk

[orchid meteor]

no i swear we're in time

[patent patrol]

I say kc2 ke3 kc3 kf3 kd4 and white wins the other pawn and goes to promote

[normal mason]

from the diagram right this is what you suggested

1. Kc3 Ke3 2. d4 Ke4

how do you keep the pawn now

[orchid meteor]

white promotes, black promotes, we cehck and win queen

[vague hound]

Don't keep it lowk

It's JS a pawn vro practically speaking

[normal mason]

yea check twice

cuz oppositioned king

they promote first and lose the queen

[patent patrol]

Bro am I faded

[orchid meteor]

i swear we promote first

[vague hound]

Same

[patent patrol]

Why are u racing pawns

[normal mason]

ok we maybe talking about different lines

[vague hound]

Cause they're racist

[patent patrol]

U literally just keep opposition and win the game

[orchid meteor]

can i set this up on the board from kings on d2 and d4

i need to check this now

[covert shuttle]

meow

[kindred crypt]

ngl i might stick to the najdorf 💀

[vague hound]

I see

[patent patrol]

Good choice

[vague hound]

I see the position now

[covert shuttle]

I have 2600 elo

how to make ppl see it

[vague hound]

Link

[patent patrol]

Sicilian lines are so weird it’s lowkey better just to stay with one if it’s good and u know it

[kindred crypt]

svesh lines arent even weird

they just sac 1-3 pawns for activity and draw

[orchid meteor]

yh we're promoting first with white i swear

[gentle gorge]

anyone wanna play blitz sicilian only

[orchid meteor]

that sounds weird by defenition

[normal mason]

so from the kings being on d2 and d4

1.. Ke5 2. Ke3 Kd5 3. d4 Kc4 4. Ke4 Kxb4 5. d5 Kc5! 6. Ke5! b4 7. d6 b3 8. d7 b2 9. d8Q b1Q 10. Qc7+ Kb4 11. Qb7+ Ka3 12. Qxb1

u are correct

[normal mason]

i mixed up promoting on the same move and promoting first in my brain in terms of english words

my bad g

[orchid meteor]

ohhh its ok

i was so confused

but yh that a nice end to the puzzle

[kindred crypt]

only jobava london is slightly vaild

and its still bad

[normal mason]

this skewer thing gets me all the time

[kindred crypt]

my graph looks like a bumpy road

[orchid meteor]

london hate is stupid imo - its j herd mentality

[kindred crypt]

more than london hate is system-based openings hate, it looks like a cheap workaround

Fire book

[patent patrol]

London is chill I wouldn’t play it tho

[normal mason]

in this case it is hate the player

[fluid crow]

Have to say 3 0 is easier than 3 2

[languid torrent]

I main sicilian

[normal mason]

london is not boring if white doesnt play it boring

black doesnt have much say over if white wants to make it boring

[kindred crypt]

london isn't boring if i play the dutch :)

[gentle gorge]

and i wanna try playing against sicilian and maybe even with sicilian

[orchid meteor]

ayyyyy mee too

[kindred crypt]

eww

[orchid meteor]

bruh

[languid torrent]

Sure, let's play

Should I send the challenge?

[kindred crypt]

i get a pass because im a lowly 1800, you're 2100 man

[gentle gorge]

yea 3+0 unrated :3

[languid torrent]

Perfect

[orchid meteor]

the dutch is good lol

u get lots of nice games

[kindred crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-black-kid-gif-4937950

Dutch Defense slander will not be tolerated

[normal mason]

dutch is good enough up to very high

[kindred crypt]

i play the dutch just because ip lay the french lol

[orchid meteor]

bruh i kid u not i went up like 400 elo after switching to the dutch

[normal mason]

like right before GM level

[kindred crypt]

you an e4 player right?

[orchid meteor]

yes

[kindred crypt]

Okay but the real question is, which variation of the dutch? 🤔

[orchid meteor]

if i was a d4 player i would be good at d4 d5 positional play

[kindred crypt]

tell me what you do against them openings like sicilian, caro kann and french. Im tryinna freshen up my responses if you get my gist

[orchid meteor]

alapin, panov, and tarrasch

[normal mason]

every chess improvement discussion is about picking a new opening

[kindred crypt]

rn in caro kann i just do advanced and pray they dont know more than 2 moves deep

[normal mason]

there are other phases to the game everyone knows that right

[kindred crypt]

man i read 2 positional play books before tryinna change stuff up man, i hate openings

openings are like a charlie sandwich

[orchid meteor]

i havent had many middlegame issues recently icl

mainly bcse i havent played rapid

[normal mason]

my favourite analogy is that its like learning a character in a riot game

or something

[kindred crypt]

No. I either win in the opening or I resign 🗣️

but you know what i mean man, when you dont know more than like 4-5 moves of any response other than e5 you kinda cooked

[gentle gorge]

well idk anything besides e5 so am i cooked

[normal mason]

every opening has its benefits but if you wanna improve you gotta play only a few openings initially

[kindred crypt]

like im just bruteforcin it here you know, i need to get some intellectual play goin

[orchid meteor]

i honestly think the hardest opening recetly has been e4 e5

ive been playing a vienna bcse i cannot be asked to learn stuff

[kindred crypt]

i need to change that stuff up soon too my man, i've been playin the scotch gambit since 1200 and now people do be knowin how the main line goes

i hate the main line ngl

[normal mason]

my e4 adventures have been winging the italian

[kindred crypt]

but people only played them haxo gambits before 1700 yk

[kindred crypt]

Back to the learning chamber you go. No food or sleep until you mastered the Ruy Lopez

[kindred crypt]

yoo i was thinkin on gettin into them c3 italians soon, any tips my man?

[quiet yew]

Anyone Want to join a tournament with me?

[orchid meteor]

c3 d3, or c3 d4?

[smoky dune]

time control?

[kindred crypt]

c3 d3

[normal mason]

dont ask me bruh i play d4 80% of the time

[quiet yew]

Rapid

[orchid meteor]

from my limited time playing italian i remember knights go like Nd2 Nf1 Ng3

and then one idea is to put pressure on f4

[quiet yew]

https://www.chess.com/play/tournament/6158007
Everyone Join this tournament!!

[normal mason]

but i think my score with e4 is ok

maybe 5% worse than e4

[quiet yew]

Omg, bro you are 2600+ 💀

[kindred crypt]

ngl i studied them alapin when i was at 1000 and now i dont know nothin past move 5 man, what a shame aye

[kindred crypt]

he a CM didn you know that?

[orchid meteor]

when chessable did free courses, i managed to learn the critical lines

for Nf6, d5

[quiet yew]

Chess master? Nah, I had no Idea

[orchid meteor]

candidate master

[shadow obsidian]

imagine studying opening theory and not studying opening principles to get a good position

[quiet yew]

https://tenor.com/view/jidion-new-hair-hairline-haircut-gif-17300094049299519720

[gentle gorge]

this guy aint a cm

[robust zephyr]

[kindred crypt]

let just say i got my methods :nosetouche:

[broken berry]

yeah i am

[shadow obsidian]

hello etal

[versed gazelle]

Prime jidion

[orchid meteor]

im pretty sure everyone knows ur methods

[normal mason]

candidate mother

[balmy python]

Who up plahing chess

[quiet yew]

What the hell, You are 2400+ as well

[kindred crypt]

my man we past the opening principle part man

[gentle gorge]

APRO OMAGAWWW

[potent gulch]

@slim gulch gg!!! 🔥 Well played, again 💯

[shadow obsidian]

i’m up playing with myself at the chess board

[orchid meteor]

this serves is always so stacked

[potent gulch]

Etalllll heiiii:3

[kindred crypt]

aye, no one knows about them youtube videos aight

[quiet yew]

So many strong people in the chat, rn

[gentle gorge]

apro i got 2400 :3333333

[balmy python]

Interesting

[torn sparrow]

You only need 7 ECF wins against 2200s for NM vro

[orchid meteor]

the chinese website?

[potent gulch]

I've done this once and the game was weird asf 😭💔

[smoky dune]

how do you put rating in your profile

[balmy python]

what is ecf

[smoky dune]

roles

[orchid meteor]

u need a lot more games, and to hold it for the yr

[shadow obsidian]

the pieces got sticky 😔

[torn sparrow]

English chess federation

[kindred crypt]

nah man i like them physical you know, on me hard drive

[orchid meteor]

as someone who lives in the uk

[normal mason]

i looked up which team we are playing next week

[potent gulch]

Wdym 😭

[smoky dune]

thx you the goat

[torn sparrow]

He is already playing

[slim gulch]

ggs you too!!

[orchid meteor]

do u live in the uk?

[potent gulch]

Np :p, also welcome to the server 🔥

[shadow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/idk-rubhands-well-silence-gif-10870528

[normal mason]

im probably playing a 12 year old who is 2200 but that means hes not underrated ig

[broken berry]

appreciate it

[orchid meteor]

ohhhh

[slim gulch]

TATE TAEEEE

[orchid meteor]

wait are u playing 4ncl guys

[potent gulch]

I'm even more confused now

[torn sparrow]

Is his fide big

[shadow obsidian]

HI APRO

[patent patrol]

Hi

[normal mason]

prolly like 2150

[slim gulch]

wth

[orchid meteor]

replicadoe

[potent gulch]

Hiiiii:p

[random folio]

Hi

[normal mason]

so im gonna take all his points

[slim gulch]

I'm not apro

[torn sparrow]

I don't but he does vro

[kindred crypt]

my country has a 2500 rated 12 year old

[balmy python]

ewwww bri ish

[shadow obsidian]

INVIS I DIDN’T KNOW U WERE HERE

[orchid meteor]

do u live in the uk?

[slim gulch]

I JUST BEAT APRO

[kindred crypt]

werent you polish mate

[shadow obsidian]

OOPS MY BAD

[torn sparrow]

No lmao

[quiet yew]

I wish I was as strong as you in chess

[orchid meteor]

bruh

[patent patrol]

Bro lowkey beat me at fish geoguessr

[orchid meteor]

why not

[gentle gorge]

i wish i was as strong as levy in chess

[normal mason]

i am

[shadow obsidian]

i’m proud of you invis, you’re at least 2000 elo

[quiet yew]

levy?

[orchid meteor]

yoooo are on on dgt?

[gentle gorge]

levy rozman

[orchid meteor]

i might know ur opponent

[torn sparrow]

Bro lost all of his aura

[reef canyon]

lowkey which word got me this warning...

[orchid meteor]

if u tell me the name

[quiet yew]

I have no idea, who is this

[torn sparrow]

Fboy

[slim gulch]

my rating is 1041

[normal mason]

u can try to figure out who i am if u are as dedicated a stalker as @torn sparrow

[kindred crypt]

yo mate can you believe i went to a blitz fide tournament and only went up 7 points? me wins were from unrated folk man, what a shank

[patent patrol]

The first one is what I thought the fish was and the second one is what he thinks is a hybrid of two fishes

[orchid meteor]

greenflower can u tell me

[reef canyon]

but etal can have it in his display name ? 😭

[shadow obsidian]

now i have to play against apro

[patent patrol]

Isn’t that literally crazy

[kindred crypt]

maybe the one startin with f mate

[orchid meteor]

there cant be that many CMs playing a 2200

[potent gulch]

Me?:0

[normal mason]

of course he isnt bruh he spent so much time on his research

[shadow obsidian]

yes

[reef canyon]

i see, gotta censor f**tsteps from now on

[potent gulch]

I'm getting crushed ain't I 😨

[torn sparrow]

Nah it's in the greenflower files

[quiet yew]

Oh you meant gothamchess, Okkk

[kindred crypt]

ey, it his name aight, parents choose bad names all the time

[shadow obsidian]

batter has never been muted for fish talk btw

[patent patrol]

Ya I have

[orchid meteor]

oh wait if ur playing a 2200 ECF 12yr old ur probs playing adithya

[slim gulch]

I literally can't replicate the performance I had just now. I got 3 games where I was better against apro and I won one. I couldn't even keep my rating at 1100

[normal mason]

release the files (with black bars all over it)

[quiet yew]

Wait I thought his name was gotham?

[smoky dune]

anyone here got a prep against french

[orchid meteor]

wait aint the 4ncl happening rn

[quiet yew]

Why is he gothamchess and not levychess?

[reef canyon]

two knights and french players implode

[torn sparrow]

Damn there are hybrid fishes lol didn't know that

[potent gulch]

Me but my knowledge against the winawer sucks

[kindred crypt]

yo butters, how long did it take you for 1900, i've been stuck at 1800 for a while mate

[potent gulch]

Ik more on the classical

[shadow obsidian]

i just played this insane game

[indigo void]

Good job

[shadow obsidian]

ye, i’m 4000 elo

[quiet yew]

How did you became so strong?
What is your secret?

[indigo void]

Oh loll

[slim gulch]

WOWOW 2 BRILLIANTS ANS 32 BESTS

[kindred crypt]

Na3, Nc2 and g4 against mainline advanced french 🗣️

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-cat-gif-26380385

[kindred crypt]

mate my goal was 1900 before 2026 mate, i failed miserably

[orchid meteor]

i feel like its kinda easy to find u icl replicadoe

[patent patrol]

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[torn sparrow]

There is actually some guy with the exact name as you but he isnt rated still fide profile though

[normal mason]

@torn sparrow is my spokesperson

all enquiries go to him

[indigo void]

Dww it's still great

[shadow obsidian]

greenflower alt spotted

[dawn summit]

white to play and win

[mortal bronze]

hi gone

[kindred crypt]

10 months for 1800 good now? people told me i needed to get 2K before the first year

[indigo void]

Good my goal completed

[patent patrol]

After I started playing rapid again it took me like 1 day maybe 2 days to get to 1900

[kindred crypt]

who the heck are you mate

[normal mason]

theres a guy with the same first name and hes like 50 points higher so on my first name leaderboard i am not even no.1 yet

[reef canyon]

lowkey Ne2

[slim gulch]

I hate that person

[shadow obsidian]

Bg5+

[indigo void]

Loll

[mortal bronze]

are you the strongest 1800 end game player yet?

[kindred crypt]

since when you started playing mate

[dawn summit]

no

[potent gulch]

How don't you know the goat

[dawn summit]

Continuation?

[mortal bronze]

wow you really hate me

[indigo void]

I am strong in endgame

[reef canyon]

wait so is my first move corec

[shadow obsidian]

resign #

[kindred crypt]

nah man endgames suck

[reef canyon]

i jsut bullshited that 😭😭

[dawn summit]

yeah

[mortal bronze]

not as strong as gone

[orchid meteor]

rip

[normal mason]

an opponent told me they thought that was me 💀💀 and tried to find their games 💀💀

[indigo void]

Heyy are you really Wcm??

[mortal bronze]

vro lost all his determination

[indigo void]

Oh ye who knows

[kindred crypt]

like from day 1 ykwim

[shadow obsidian]

play me apro ‼️‼️

[slim gulch]

no it's a dude

[mortal bronze]

he's lying. i am the only real wcm in this server

[indigo void]

Aww you ruined mood

[reef canyon]

Bxd4 the pawn is stopped, lowkey not sure whats the difference between it and Nf3, both seem to do the trick, i will analyze further

[orchid meteor]

which division are u playing in thofor the 4ncl

[kindred crypt]

havent touched any chess learning stuff since i went on vacation 20 days ago

[mortal bronze]

that's sad vro

[indigo void]

Ohh not possible

[mortal bronze]

enjoy vacations though

[reef canyon]

after any black move i think, including a1=Q

[potent gulch]

Tomorrow?🥺 I wanna do some puzzles and play some rated rapid

[mortal bronze]

where you at?

[patent patrol]

I didn’t take chess seriously until about last year

[indigo void]

That means i can beat WCM

[kindred crypt]

nah vacations over im just lazing now

[balmy python]

i took a break from playing for like 5 days over the holidays but i was still watching the world rapid and blitz

[mortal bronze]

you can't

[dawn summit]

Nf3 leads to a draw Ne2 leads to a win if you find a really beautiful combo

[shadow obsidian]

yes

[indigo void]

I meant u

[mortal bronze]

lmao. where did you go?

[slim gulch]

you can play me instead

[kindred crypt]

okay so you started in january right, so you got a 2 month lead on me

[dark granite]

yo has anyone ever experienced being in a winning situation then your wifi plugs off and works normally right after losing to an abortion from the game

[mortal bronze]

you can't

[potent gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-yayyyy-cat-happy-goober-gif-10543488045239200680

[shadow obsidian]

yes! send me link

[kindred crypt]

i went net fishing on the coast

[patent patrol]

Idk im not in a competition with anyone

[indigo void]

Aww let's play

[mortal bronze]

cooll

[patent patrol]

What did u catch

[smoky dune]

anyone here knows how to play french just wanna try my prep 1 game only

[mortal bronze]

no

[indigo void]

Whyyyyy

[slim gulch]

time control?

[kindred crypt]

well now you are sad bread, in 2 month imma reach your peak mate

[orchid meteor]

yh

[shadow obsidian]

we can do blitz

[mortal bronze]

what's your rating again

[indigo void]

Whyy you don't wanna play

[slim gulch]

okay I'll challenge you

[indigo void]

Didn't you say you like 2000

[mortal bronze]

i don't feel like it

[mortal bronze]

i never said that

[deep sail]

Can I try? I can play 3-4 french moves

[patent patrol]

Battar apologize but battar don’t care about chess much as you probably

[indigo void]

Then who was it

[kindred crypt]

Kel like 2200 or sum

[mortal bronze]

2000 when?

[mortal bronze]

idk

[kindred crypt]

idk mate, late 2026?

[indigo void]

Ohhhh yes

[reef canyon]

can u post fen

[mortal bronze]

get it in one month vro

[orchid meteor]

thats an impressive climb

[indigo void]

Lichess 2000?

[indigo void]

Not you?

[quiet yew]

Actually I was serious, how did you became so strong?

[kindred crypt]

fine lemme lock in

[mortal bronze]

niceu

[kindred crypt]

i failed my 2025 goal tho

[dawn summit]

The answer is 1. Ne2!! a1=Q 2. Nc1!! (Bg5 checkmate threatened now) 2… Qa5
3. Bxd4!! Kxd4 4. Nb3+! and you win the game

[indigo void]

I am confused

[quiet yew]

What was your goal?

[craggy hedge]

guys when should u play bxf7+ in the italian game

[kindred crypt]

1900

[normal mason]

that was when i had no games on chessbase so i think thats why they got confused

[torn sparrow]

Never unless they play bg5 before castling

[orchid meteor]

u should be happy ive never seens someone go from like 500 to 1800 in a yr

[dark granite]

is it normal or is there something behind it

[torn sparrow]

And they have no knight on f6 for some reason what so ever

[orchid meteor]

its j unlucky

[kindred crypt]

thanks mate, 10 month journey paid off ig

[quiet yew]

What was your rating on 31 december 2025?

[dark granite]

bro my wifi came back the seccond after

[craggy hedge]

why does it matter if they have a knight on f6? sorry im really new to chess

[torn sparrow]

Yeah I drew a 2100 fide with this method vro but now all my openings are leaked

[eternal temple]

I thought u meant bg4? Like the knight pin

[torn sparrow]

Their bishop in g4 won't be defended after bxf7+ kxf7 ng5+ and you will be up a pawn

[craggy hedge]

ohhhh i see thanks

[torn sparrow]

Oh yeah

[normal mason]

legit having no games in your database is so powerful

[indigo void]

I remember now

[normal mason]

you can just play whatever you want

[indigo void]

It was sen

[eternal temple]

Its a common mistake in the Italian, I learned from Kasparov how to punish bg4

[reef canyon]

lowk just found it i think, Ne2 a1=Q Nc1!!, the threat is Bg5 mate, Qxc1 is still met by Bg5 skewer

[torn sparrow]

The technique is to play ass lines against weak people so they prep against the wrong lines

[normal mason]

true

[full cobalt]

the btc 960 tournament is weird

[kindred crypt]

1850

[normal mason]

i swear all my recorded games are against decent players

[kindred crypt]

maybe thats what youve been doing against me since you keep playing alapin

[reef canyon]

Kd2 is met by Nb3 fork

[full cobalt]

40 players from qualifiers and every single titled player

[quiet yew]

And what was your rating on 1 January 2025?

[dawn summit]

white to play and win

[kindred crypt]

1851

[eternal temple]

White just played a move

[reef canyon]

yes i am self proclaimed WCM

[kindred crypt]

white just moved tho

[cerulean depot]

queen b8

[dawn summit]

yes

[reef canyon]

unlike those F*DE appointed posers

[torn sparrow]

The alapin is more than good in blitz

[dawn summit]

oh mb wait

[full cobalt]

are we sure its white to play?

[indigo void]

that's not real

[cerulean depot]

lmao

[torn sparrow]

Actually otb I have never faced the Sicillian

[indigo void]

Hey hey wanna play?

[quiet yew]

2025, not 2026

[eternal temple]

Fr ez free tempi lol

[full cobalt]

no

[broken berry]

yo i have question guys

[indigo void]

Whyy bro

[full cobalt]

wym wcm is real

[broken berry]

how yall sending games in discord

like u can go to next move and shi

[dawn summit]

white to play and win

[indigo void]

I meant she is not real wcm

[cerulean depot]

impossible

[dawn summit]

it’s a win for white

[cerulean depot]

yeah but not in one

its not to play and win

[reef canyon]

assuming the king is still on a5, black has just played Qh5+, the move is Qg5!!

i think literally intermediate chess player has seen this puzzle

[dawn summit]

do u know what that even means

[languid bolt]

|| Qg5 ||

[normal mason]

yeah famous puzzle

[broken berry]

give him the queen

[dawn summit]

yes

[reef canyon]

Qxg5+ Ka6!

[indigo void]

Hahahaha it's Kh6

[orchid meteor]

i love the alapin

[severe crystal]

anyone 10+0 ?

[reef canyon]

yea this is one of the more well-known puzzles

[dawn summit]

it’s not

[full cobalt]

I hadn't seen it

[orchid meteor]

the classic Qg5

[solar mesa]

Whats good girlies

[indigo void]

What's it then

[reef canyon]

i have wcm title

[dawn summit]

Qg5

[indigo void]

Boys

[reef canyon]

i am indeed one of the girlies

[normal mason]

still have to know what happens after Qxg5 Ka6 and Bxa7 tho

[mortal bronze]

kb4 qc4 maybe?

[indigo void]

There's check bro

[dawn summit]

no

[solar mesa]

🔥 WFM when?

[reef canyon]

Kb4 is dead draw lol

[dawn summit]

Qg5 blocks it

[mortal bronze]

damn

[orchid meteor]

c7? followed by b7#

[full cobalt]

draw at best'

[normal mason]

yh

[solar mesa]

WE are bisexual women

[dawn summit]

c7

[indigo void]

Does

[kindred crypt]

i didn't play on january, i started on february

[mortal bronze]

c7 i guess?

[indigo void]

Not me

[kindred crypt]

i started with like 600

[mortal bronze]

hmmm

[kindred crypt]

@grand gulch

[solar mesa]

you too

[eternal temple]

You are smart, you want to know every possible outcome

[mortal bronze]

i thought white was winning

[grand gulch]

What’s up?

[eternal temple]

Thats a good habit 👌

[indigo void]

Nope

[solar mesa]

yup

[quartz grove]

Impressive coming out like that

[grand gulch]

Hi, who are you and what’s the ping for?

[normal mason]

like thats why online tactics are not the best way because it doesnt make u show every variation

[quiet yew]

Ok then tell me rating when you started?

[indigo void]

I meant i am boy so i am good

[dawn summit]

he’s 2700

[full cobalt]

Qxc4 Kxc4 Bxa7 should be a draw

[normal mason]

in a real game of course you need to know every variation

[reef canyon]

before 2030

[torn sparrow]

Secret truth 🤫

[quiet yew]

Bro, That's great, don't feel bad

[indigo void]

WGMM?

[grand gulch]

Why did bro just ping me out of nowhere and then just not elaborate

[reef canyon]

too high, i will peak at WFM

[grand gulch]

:(

[indigo void]

I hope

[normal mason]

chess 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[mortal bronze]

c7?

[quiet yew]

@grand gulch Ping!

[worldly vigil]

Jup

[dawn summit]

@grand gulch

[indigo void]

So you are that who called me cheater

[eternal temple]

Based on the top candidate moves in the position, right?

[mortal bronze]

what?

[reef canyon]

why are we pinging @grand gulch

[full cobalt]

oh

[indigo void]

Yea you are that one who couldn't believe i win again 2400

[grand gulch]

[kindred crypt]

wrong ace mate

[grand gulch]

[mortal bronze]

i don't remember

[indigo void]

Even though i said it was luck

[indigo void]

But i remember

[grand gulch]

[normal mason]

yes and those moves will be very important in a sharp variation

[mortal bronze]

show game

[wet hollow]

Haiiii kell with a round bell

[indigo void]

U are that one

[mortal bronze]

blocked

[mortal bronze]

show the game or you are lying

[full cobalt]

ig black has Nd3+ Kc3 Qxc4 Kxc4 Ne5+

[vital anchor]

i load this postion its m21

[mortal bronze]

gay

[full cobalt]

[eternal temple]

I love Kasparov, he will take his opponents opening novelty and question it every which way possible, force his opponent to question if its good or not

[vital anchor]

qg5 qxg5

[indigo void]

See

[mortal bronze]

this is true though

[indigo void]

I don't lie

[mortal bronze]

i beat them 4 times

[indigo void]

No i meant see from there

[quartz grove]

Is that considered luck than

[normal mason]

thats why chess was better before engines 🙏

[reef canyon]

garry had the privilege of being born pre-stockfish era

[indigo void]

It was you

[eternal temple]

You forget that stockfish will find every way possible to delay a forced mate

[orchid meteor]

bro i got back to 2100 rapid so quickly 😭

[normal mason]

garry was also one of the best at prepping with the up and coming engines after deep blue

i guess he just good at everything

[wet hollow]

The amount of shit people talk with an eval bar is crazy icl

[orchid meteor]

some of the chess commentators icl

[solar mesa]

Consult the graphs type shi

[vital anchor]

ik lol

[mortal bronze]

if you actually reread the messages you would realise that I didn't call you a cheater

[orchid meteor]

guys do u like maurice ashley as a commentator or not

[indigo void]

So you r bisexual girl

[mortal bronze]

i called the person you played against a cheater

[vital anchor]

but one of them is qa5 wich sacs the queen to delay mate

[solar mesa]

WE

[wet hollow]

Idk my fav commentator is lwky Sahaj grover ✌️

[mortal bronze]

it's not my fault you have no reading comprehension skills

[normal mason]

nah

[indigo void]

Yea ig

[indigo void]

I am 100% boy

[orchid meteor]

is that racism

[mortal bronze]

you have to pay for this false accusation

[normal mason]

forehead distracting me from the chess

[indigo void]

Haha nopee it was that you couldn't believe it

[normal mason]

so not racist i just think he clapped

[quartz grove]

Is this racism?

[eternal temple]

Yeah, It made chess much more mysterious and finding combinations much more rewarding without learning the patterns from the engine

[tired hill]

Hello peasants

[mortal bronze]

well yeah because it didn't happen

the player you played against wasn't 2400 level

[indigo void]

It happened but because of luck

[mortal bronze]

he was just some 800 elo player

[full cobalt]

nah goffam better

[mortal bronze]

that got his account to 2400 by cheating

[tired hill]

Hello peasant

[indigo void]

Nope

[quartz grove]

[orchid meteor]

goffam?

[mortal bronze]

and didn't happen to cheat against you

[solar mesa]

eww, gotham

[full cobalt]

goffam.

[mortal bronze]

yes lmao

[quartz grove]

[orchid meteor]

whos that

[mortal bronze]

it's okay to be delusional

[indigo void]

Loll yea i beat cheaterr

[full cobalt]

goffamchees

[orchid meteor]

idk a goffam

[solar mesa]

eh?

[tired hill]

When he turned off his engine, booo

[full cobalt]

this dude

[orchid meteor]

gothamchess doesnt even do live commentary

[mortal bronze]

not hard when the 800 elo cheater isn't cheating

[normal mason]

one day we will all have neuralink and competitive chess will be meaningless

[orchid meteor]

yay

[full cobalt]

occasionally

[quartz grove]

Dissapointing

[mortal bronze]

i believe that you should raise your prices to 1000$/h

[orchid meteor]

bruh

[normal mason]

ill be the grandpa yelling at cloud telling people neuralink sucks

[indigo void]

Haha when you beat 2400 that's real when i beat that's cheater with no engine

Wow

[mortal bronze]

yes

[full cobalt]

tbf I havent seen ashley since 2022 or smth like that

[eternal temple]

Id rather implode before I implant a device into my cranial cavity

[solar mesa]

sounds cheap in this economy

[mortal bronze]

that's very accurate

[indigo void]

That logic so good

[mortal bronze]

i know

[tired hill]

Yeah these peasants are demandimg too much for mere 100 dollars, I'm so sick of it..one of them even asked me to babysit

[orchid meteor]

where did my blitz elo go 😭

[normal mason]

i guess we will have to metal detector everyones brain and hopefully most chess players dont install something like that

[indigo void]

Why don't you play me and let me see

[mortal bronze]

get to 2500 and then maybe i will consider

[eternal temple]

Honestly thank god ai is bad at chess

[vital anchor]

scrolldown or go to stats

[orchid meteor]

bruh isnt stockfish an ai

[indigo void]

It left you because you cheated with rapid and bullet

[tired hill]

Chess.com is sending you the message that blitz is a waste of time and not real chess

[normal mason]

u will definitely be able to install stockfish on ur neuralink

[torn sparrow]

You can cheat without metal tbh

[indigo void]

I don't trust you

[eternal temple]

Its an NNUE engine

[tired hill]

Infact blitz is a degenerate activity

[orchid meteor]

oh

[full cobalt]

where do you get your confidence from

[normal mason]

AI is anything imitating human intelligence

[vital anchor]

no stockfish is more of a program than an ai

[mortal bronze]

i don't care about 400 elo opinions

[wet hollow]

After seeing greenflower play, I couldnt agree more

[normal mason]

so any chess engine is an AI

[kindred crypt]

The confidence store

[mortal bronze]

so true vro

[indigo void]

Well as elo increases my confidence increases

[tall sparrow]

he is secret grandmaster

[normal mason]

AI is not just LLM chatbots

[eternal temple]

Get this man a true

[tawny yew]

it shows bullet tho💀

[orchid meteor]

thats bcse bullet is good

[wet hollow]

Wow kel is so rude

[eternal temple]

Unless its 3+2 then its goated

[timber badge]

sup kiddos

[mortal bronze]

he started attacking me for no reason

[orchid meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/why-is-he-gif-3749724709641675358

[mortal bronze]

and also lied about me

[torn sparrow]

Syvau

[indigo void]

Technically i am 1000 and u rude

[mortal bronze]

and he's also very delusional

[vital anchor]

why is blitz more played than rapid

[tall sparrow]

bullet is the best for improvement, just premove and pray ur opponent blunders

[kindred crypt]

Rapid players when you ask them what they want for lunch (they will not respond for the next 10 minutes in case it's an innacuracy)

[eternal temple]

Is your b button broke?

[torn sparrow]

Low-key I need to adopt cookie one day

[orchid meteor]

ts was not relatable

[tawny yew]

me me adopt me:)

[kindred crypt]

🥀

[quiet yew]

Do you care about us 800s?

[mortal bronze]

he will adopt you vro he is strong

[torn sparrow]

No it's a respectful way of saying it vro

[timber badge]

no way kel fell for the ragebait

[mortal bronze]

yes

[mortal bronze]

i love being ragebaited

[tired hill]

Nice

[indigo void]

Forget kel is weird

[torn sparrow]

I was like 8.5-1.5 last time I played him in 3+2

[timber badge]

@mortal bronze also stop lying u are like 400

[tall sparrow]

bullet is the best for improvement, just premove and pray ur opponent blunders

[quiet yew]

Really?

[kindred crypt]

Arigato

[indigo void]

Loll udk

[mortal bronze]

i will adopt you vro

[eternal temple]

"Vro" homeslice think he carti 😭🤞

[mortal bronze]

that's not an adoption

[tawny yew]

@torn sparrow adopt me rn bro

[torn maple]

I took bro's knight, wtf is that king move

[indigo void]

Kel won't play because kel scared

[timber badge]

i mean legally you could

[tall sparrow]

i have a romantic relationship with anatoly karpov

[oak chasm]

What is ur rapid rating

[mortal bronze]

😭 i am 14 years older than vro

[vital anchor]

misclick prolly

[timber badge]

redx are u like 13

[kindred crypt]

Solid.

[indigo void]

That was ragebait

[quartz grove]

Good for u

[eternal temple]

Cant tell if this is a fire comeback or just a statement of truth

[indigo void]

No

Cmon

[indigo void]

That's why u like this

[orchid meteor]

any 15 yr olds here?

[indigo void]

Idk

[mortal bronze]

everyone vro

[frosty peak]

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Rapid: 2052 (2108 peak)
Blitz: 1711 (1817 peak)
Bullet: 1941 (2238 peak)

[mortal bronze]

everyone but me ofc

[eternal temple]

Bro is only 10 years older than me ✌️

[orchid meteor]

nice

[torn maple]

@oak chasm

[versed gazelle]

R there any1 here over 30

[mortal bronze]

meeee

[orchid meteor]

why is ur blitz so high compared to everything else

[flat bronze]

I tilt so bad dangg

[timber badge]

except us we too much of an unc

[orchid meteor]

is there anyone whos i yrs old in chat

[mortal bronze]

finally i get some well deserved recognition

[torn maple]

But blitz is my lowest

[mortal bronze]

you are 17 vro

[oak chasm]

Wow

[indigo void]

And i am grandpa

[versed gazelle]

[cold salmon]

does anybody want to play atomic chess?

[forest monolith]

Almost just beat someone 400 rating points above me that would have been sick

[tawny yew]

nuh uh

[orchid meteor]

oh i meant bullet im tired sorryyy

[tired hill]

17 Is an unc? lol kids

[timber badge]

when

[indigo void]

Yess great

[mortal bronze]

i once lost 10-0 in 1+0 atomic chess. haven't touched it since

[forest monolith]

I played the wrong move in two places which lost me the game

[indigo void]

19

[eternal temple]

"Vro" bro thinks hes opium

[tired hill]

Being in the sack probably counts as a teenager then

[orchid meteor]

sure

[quartz grove]

Everything's an unc at this point

[forest monolith]

https://www.chess.com/events/4ncl-2025-2026-division-1/03/Varnam_Liam_D-Holmes_Thalia Both of the moves I was considering as well but opted against them

[mortal bronze]

vro is new to cc

[timber badge]

no when did i ask

[wet hollow]

If 17 is unc where is my pension

[tawny yew]

🥀

[indigo void]

U said When

[eternal temple]

Its a joke im aware of the cc discordian slang

[torn maple]

Oh, the thing was, i had 2090 in rapid, and played a bullet game, which ny opponent had 2160, he quitted the match in the 4th move, so i got a very high starting rating

[orchid meteor]

yo its a fellow uk residing chess player

[mortal bronze]

it's cauliflower slang vro

respect him

[timber badge]

its over bro theres no comeback

[vital anchor]

if baby 1 is born in 11:59 pm 2026 dec 31 and the other is born in 12:00 am 2027 jan dose baby 1 have the right to call baby 2 unc

[eternal temple]

Do yall remember Paint lab? Where did bro go?

[indigo void]

Oh ok

[normal mason]

bbc chess masters person? ?

[orchid meteor]

fe fe

[tired hill]

No pension for you because you were unemployed when you were 13