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[red knoll]

Like could I send you a screenshot of the puzzle.

[uneven elm]

of course

[graceful fern]

I have an interesting position in one of my daily games, I will post it if my opponent accepts the draw, I am up 5 points of material and I cant figure out any way to get out of repetition. I played like a monster against my first opponent, beat them in both games easily but this 1700 is crazy

[karmic cobalt]

lichess the goat lwk

[noble cape]

cuh talm abt lichess in chess.com discord

[uneven elm]

the chesscom bots sometimes say pretty random stuff, so I dont really use them

[thick stump]

Mods are bouta assassinate you for that 1

[uneven elm]

like the Coach bots I mean

[tired hill]

cap

[karmic cobalt]

hmmmm

idk man

[graceful fern]

?

[tired hill]

you wont post it if your opponent accepts the draw

[red knoll]

I sent it by the way.

[harsh sky]

chess.com silencing the truth once again

[uneven elm]

I use chesscom because I started with it, and it looks just way nicer. For analysis I use lichess

[steel grove]

For puzzle ?

[mental swallow]

How is this +M5

[noble cape]

we should start a revolution against chess.com for free game review

[harsh sky]

Nf6

[thick stump]

Lichess only good for studies and bullet imo

[harsh sky]

nvm not Nf6

just Ng5 then i think

[graceful fern]

why call cap on it, I will post lol

[tired hill]

ok

[karmic cobalt]

no money in the piggy bank
start a revolution

[harsh sky]

[noble cape]

exactly

[thick stump]

it feels depressing for rapid and blitz

[red knoll]

Do you gain less rating the higher you climb? Because a guy that beat me got like 50.

[mental swallow]

The engine line is a non-checking knight move
It's so counterintuitive to play a non-checking move with a back rank that's so weak

[supple pawn]

e4

[harsh sky]

ye its just Ng5

[tired hill]

hi

[uneven elm]

for puzzles I can only recommend to get a book with handpicked once. All the computer generated puzzles kinda suck imo

[harsh sky]

i didnt see blacks g4 knight at first

[full cobalt]

how is it "so weak"

[uneven elm]

I agree with Ng5

[zealous nimbus]

hlo bro wana play

[steel grove]

Whats ur rating

[night quail]

Hi i want ask a question

[harsh sky]

black backrank

[ancient elk]

Did anyone use chessbomb before? Dm me

[tired hill]

why me, i js came here

[frosty peak]

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[zealous nimbus]

thats why every one is busy

[tired hill]

i have used chess and i have used bomb, but not chessbomb

[full cobalt]

nah

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xinterxx

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Bullet: 2051 (2103 peak)

[harsh sky]

Ng5 Rf8 Re8 is just mate

[uneven elm]

Whats your question?

[harsh sky]

how do you defend Ng5

[night quail]

What is this girl age

[thick stump]

Is there any high rated player here like 2200+ to play me

[full cobalt]

oh I dont

[thick stump]

I wanna get 2200 in 2 games

[burnt whale]

I don’t know where to move I feel like there is no good spots

[uneven elm]

How is that relevant

[harsh sky]

[night quail]

Just i am confused

[harsh sky]

imagine being 2200+, big nerd

[noble cape]

real

[steel grove]

Is there any titled player here

[burnt whale]

How did you get such good elo? Do you have any tips for others to improve???

[tired hill]

yeah because i am clearly the expert

[full cobalt]

account made 3 days ago and wants rated from dc

[tired hill]

@zealous nimbus less 1v1

[zealous nimbus]

dm

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> impou123

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Rapid: 1996 (2020 peak)
Blitz: 999 (1030 peak)
Bullet: 1512 (1566 peak)

[harsh sky]

new people here are always trustworthy man

[glacial ivy]

Someone call might mark on the case

[mental swallow]

Yeah my sightseeing issue

[harsh sky]

mrballs dropped below 2k :(

[tired hill]

dms is reserved for middle aged women

[ebon cairn]

):

[zealous nimbus]

bruh

[mental swallow]

I thought the black knights were lethal

[full cobalt]

yes

[ebon cairn]

Study for 6 hours a day made me dumb

[tired hill]

if you are one i can consider

[ebon cairn]

[steel grove]

Lol

[mental swallow]

If you allow them to take one of your rooks

[zealous nimbus]

i m not bro but check

[uneven elm]

2000 rapid and 1000 blitz is quite a big gap

[short yacht]

Finally I got a 200 rating

[uneven elm]

I could never, I always have to even out my ratings

[steel grove]

Super GM

[zealous nimbus]

@tired hill

where r u sir

[tired hill]

the rest of your text started to appear blurry, once i read that "im not"

[short yacht]

😭

Anyone wanna play?

[steel grove]

Why r u crying

[zealous nimbus]

i said to check dm i will arrange a mid aged women

[harsh sky]

just never had a good taste in time control

[short yacht]

Tears of happiness

[wraith wing]

Any one wanna try guess my elo based on a game I played a couple days ago

[steel grove]

Oo

[harsh sky]

500-999?

[karmic cobalt]

sure

[uneven elm]

sure

[wraith wing]

Nah

[harsh sky]

:(

[wraith wing]

Dm

[wraith wing]

It's an old acc that's connected haha

[short yacht]

1000-1500?

[steel grove]

Ur rating

[wraith wing]

Just guessing anything atp

[karmic cobalt]

haven't used connect yet

[steel grove]

So, just tell the rating by urself

[noble cape]

800

[short yacht]

204 or sum
https://www.chess.com/member/meowzers56366

[full cobalt]

should I chess or work

[short yacht]

Chess

[full cobalt]

sounds good

[harsh sky]

neither

[steel grove]

Chess

[harsh sky]

puzzle instead

wtm

[short yacht]

Pawn e6

[steel grove]

E6

[noble cape]

ez af

[harsh sky]

no

[hollow rapids]

defo not

[severe dock]

Qh8?

[uneven elm]

e6 Qd1+ I cant figure out atm

[harsh sky]

its a draw

[noble cape]

yeah quuen h8

[uneven elm]

yeah I suspected that

[short yacht]

I thought E6 H8

[thick stump]

Come on uncle only 1 more game

[harsh sky]

ok but what after Qh8 Kh8

[severe dock]

Qh8 Kxh8 e6+ Kg8/Kh7 exd7 Bxd7 Nf6+

[steel grove]

Same here

[noble cape]

queen h8 king takes e6 king move pawn takes and then whne bishop takes its fork

[uneven elm]

Qh8 is pretty yeah

[hollow rapids]

is it not qg7+ kxg7 e6 kg8 xd7?

[harsh sky]

yall missing blacks even prettier response

Qh8 Kxh8 e6 Qd4!

sidestepping Nf6 forks

[severe dock]

oh right there's that huh

[uneven elm]

hm

[harsh sky]

theres like so many different better moves black can play

[steel grove]

Yeah

[hollow rapids]

yeah i saw that now lol woops

is this a puzzle or a study

[severe dock]

I mean white will still have Ba3 to continue the attack

[harsh sky]

nope

[noble cape]

what

queen h8 is forced win

no?

[harsh sky]

Ke8 Nf6 Kd8 in that line

[severe dock]

I'll put this on a board first

[harsh sky]

im still waiting for yall to give me a move after Qh8 Kxh8 e6 Qd4

[steel grove]

Is there any free chess coach

[uneven elm]

were thinking have mercy

[hollow rapids]

no good ones

[steel grove]

Hmm

[harsh sky]

this is by far the easiest puzzle ive made lol

[uneven elm]

okay... not everyone is on the same skill level

[hollow rapids]

so it's a study not a puzzle

[noble cape]

u take with ishop check where king moves u give knight check and oush the pawn and promotion is unstoppable without losing a peice

[wraith wing]

I sent you the game

[harsh sky]

its a puzzle

[harsh sky]

can you use notation

[hollow rapids]

puzzles come from actual games

[harsh sky]

cuz im not tryna piece that together

[uneven elm]

Im thinking about Qh8+ Kxh8 e6+ Qd4 Bxd4+ Kg8 Nf6+ Kf8 Bc5+ or something

[harsh sky]

no lol

compositions and studies are something different

[lone glen]

Yo. I need some coaching for a chess tournament. Can anyone help me prepare please?

[harsh sky]

nope

[severe dock]

does exf7 work? ie not immediately take the queen but threaten promotion

[harsh sky]

and if Kg7?

[frosty peak]

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Bullet: 655 (702 peak)

[severe dock]

now I just take the queen and after Kxf7 there's another knight fork to win the bishop

[noble cape]

uhh bxd4+ kg8 or kh7 and nf6 promotion unstopabble

wait

[harsh sky]

well Bxd4 Kf8 Bc5 Kxf7 but yea then Nd6

[noble cape]

then nf6

[harsh sky]

nope

[noble cape]

first e7 then its winning

[harsh sky]

no lol

[severe dock]

I was actually thinking black defending with ...Ne6 instead of ...Kg7 first

[harsh sky]

e8 is covered by the knight

[steel grove]

Qxg6 fxg6, Nf5+ Kh8, Nxd7 Bxd7, e6 Kg8, exd7

[slim gulch]

@rancid osprey

[harsh sky]

just Bxd4 Kh7 Ng5

[severe dock]

it's a cool puzzle btw

[harsh sky]

thanks but too easy

[steel grove]

I'm magnus

[severe dock]

this line is a lot more pretty 💯

[graceful fern]

is it fair to tell opponents in the in game chat to accept a draw if weve just repeated moves for ages and I know repetition is gonna happen anyway?

[uneven elm]

well, for me its not easy, I guess Im an idiot

[severe dock]

forking a knight with another knight

[harsh sky]

but even worse for black

[wet hollow]

haiii

[harsh sky]

no, my puzzles are just kinda difficult

[noble cape]

DUDE

[uneven elm]

you just said its easy, can you pick a line?

[noble cape]

i figured it

[severe dock]

this was one of the easier ones tho from the ones I've seen u share before

[noble cape]

after queen d4 u dont take queen

[harsh sky]

probably the easiest one

[tacit wren]

hi rosimo

[noble cape]

u take pawn

[harsh sky]

hi

[noble cape]

cuz promotion unstoppable

and queen pinned

[harsh sky]

promotion is very stoppable

[noble cape]

bro

[harsh sky]

wdym

[noble cape]

qd4 exf7 and no move to stop promo

[harsh sky]

Kg7

[rancid osprey]

Continue you may not

[granite willow]

Hi guys

Todays my bday

Yay

[noble cape]

yea then u take queen and after king takes pawn kight fork

u win piece

[harsh sky]

its the easiest one i made, but all my puzzles are difficult

[zinc prairie]

i chat "yield now, and you walk away with your life and your honor intact"

[harsh sky]

easiest doesnt mean its easy

[noble cape]

easy ahh puzzle

[severe dock]

studies are a LOT more complicated lol

[harsh sky]

bro figured it out 5 mins after someone else solved it 🥀

[noble cape]

who

[severe dock]

at least here the key move was a queen sac that's forcing

[harsh sky]

anon

[severe dock]

studies have weird ass moves. first move is rarely if ever a check

[slim gulch]

?

[harsh sky]

this was a puzzle from an actual game i had try to solve it faster than me

ok too slow

[slim gulch]

bruh

how fast are you

[harsh sky]

i needed 4.5 secs to spot the solution lol

[severe dock]

trying to make Nxf3 work somehow

[harsh sky]

https://lichess.org/4kh2Ophb#46

[severe dock]

Bh3 maybe?

[frosty peak]

Anonymous vs. Anonymous

Move List

1. e3 [c5] 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. b3 Nf6 5. Bb2 d6 6. d3 O-O 7. Nf3 Nc6 8. Be2 e5 9. Qc2 Re8 10. O-O Bf5 11. Rad1 h6 12. Qc1 a6 13. d4 exd4 14. exd4 cxd4 15. Nxd4 Nxd4 16. Rxd4 Nd7 17. Rdd1 Nc5 18. Nd5 Rxe2 19. Bxg7 Kxg7 20. Qc3+ f6 21. b4 Ne4 22. Qd4 Rxa2 23. f3 Ng5 24. Rfe1 Bh3 25. Re7+ Qxe7 26. Nxe7 Rxg2+ 27. Kh1 Nxf3 28. Qxd6 Rd8 

[uneven elm]

yeah but Re7 is annoying af no?

[severe dock]

oh wait it really was Bh3?

[harsh sky]

ye

[uneven elm]

Re7+ whats the move?

[severe dock]

Lol and here I was still trynna calculate if it works or not

[harsh sky]

Bh3 Re7 Qxe7 Nxe7 Rxg2 Kh1 Nxf3 Qxd6 Rd8

[thick stump]

Kramnik is calling

[frosty peak]

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Bullet: 2051 (2103 peak)

[uneven elm]

ah I missed the Nxf3 idea threatening checkmate

[harsh sky]

damn i lied

[graceful fern]

lol thats a fun way to tell someone to resign

[next pasture]

My eyes , is all green

[harsh sky]

i needed 4.6 secs for Bh3 instead of 4.5

[severe dock]

I would do unspeakable things to your pfp

[thick stump]

[harsh sky]

thats it, im telling cormac

[severe dock]

I saw it pretty quickly too but I wasn't confident it works lmao

[harsh sky]

Cormac has been notified about your actions.

[hybrid juniper]

What about Qf4 instead if Qxd6

[supple pawn]

anyone wanna play

[uneven elm]

you saw until Rd8 in 4 seconds?

[harsh sky]

u mean Qf4?

[indigo void]

Anyone wanna playu

[hybrid juniper]

Ah yeah, my bad

[supple pawn]

wana play?

[indigo void]

Suree

[harsh sky]

probably just trade down into a winning endgame

[indigo void]

RedX666777

[harsh sky]

not sure if theres something more fancy

[main owl]

Aww man I missed f2+ Ke2 Bg4#
It hurts more because I saw it in the game the second after I made my move 😭
(I won the game regardless lol.)

[uneven elm]

You saw Bh3 in four seconds or you saw until Rd8 in four seconds?

[supple pawn]

https://link.chess.com/play/DM0jED

[thick stump]

@harsh sky when should I play my next game knowing I might lose 2200

[indigo void]

Good luckk

[harsh sky]

now

[thick stump]

I knew youd say that bro

[indigo void]

Accept?

[harsh sky]

good question, dont know anymore

but i knew Bh3 was winning

[supple pawn]

where

[harsh sky]

also the idea wasnt impossible to spot

[indigo void]

.

[thick stump]

This is why I dont analyse games and why its bad for your mental

[indigo void]

Why game not starting

[thick stump]

Trust me bro

[supple pawn]

idk

[uneven elm]

but to figure out you can take on e7 in four seconds, I could never

[supple pawn]

lemme make a new one

[indigo void]

Send again

[indigo void]

Send challenge not linkk

[uneven elm]

I saw the ideas roughly but I cant connect them quickly

[harsh sky]

another puzzle i had in a bullet game

[supple pawn]

https://link.chess.com/play/XzsXvi

[wraith wing]

Lil brilliant

[harsh sky]

this one is actually really fancy

[thick stump]

Is it f2?

[harsh sky]

continue

it is f2

[thick stump]

Which do you take with

[harsh sky]

well, you gotta calculate every line

[thick stump]

It tells ur opponent either block your rook or block your bishop and depending on what they play either queen sac or rook takes h2

Its a pretty good one

[harsh sky]

u mean f2 Rcxf2 Qxg3?

[glacial ivy]

Grown man solving chess puzzles 💀 🙏

[thick stump]

Yes

[harsh sky]

then hxg3

[thick stump]

No not Rc

Oh yea wait

[severe dock]

ohh is this f2 and if Rxf3 then Qxg3+?

[thick stump]

Hold on rcxf2 qxg3 hxg2 rh1 kg2 rh2 mate

[severe dock]

this looks like a grimshaw

[harsh sky]

Kf3

[uneven elm]

yeah Kf3 I noticed there but I dont know what else instead of Qg3

[thick stump]

Oh thats not mate

[harsh sky]

what about f2 Rcxf2 ||Qxg3 hxg3 g4! Rg2 Nxe4!||

[thick stump]

Ridiculous lmao

[viral egret]

your pfp is adorable

[severe dock]

or maybe it's just Nxe4

[thick stump]

Thanks proto

[severe dock]

adding more pressure to g3

[viral egret]

[harsh sky]

nope

[thick stump]

Yea i didnt see g4 why would I lie

[merry spire]

THE ROOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!

[severe dock]

too late I saw your spoiler comment. I was right about the moves but wrong with the move order. As usual

[thick stump]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-meme-tom-and-jerry-meme-jerry-points-get-a-load-of-this-guy-this-guy-gif-11384860625931393733

[uneven elm]

I thought g4 was interesting after Kf3 for a moment, didnt think about playing it first

[thick stump]

I mean thats something I would never find

[merry spire]

THE ROOK!!!!

[thick stump]

I would immediately start looking at other variations

[uneven elm]

same

[merry spire]

I try to play with confidence but i lose.Any advices

[uneven elm]

especially in a real game where you gotta move fast I would definitely just play Nxe4 or something

[thick stump]

Its ok, if you play without confidence you lose even more

When my opponent played this i think i had a heart attack

[tired hill]

stop losing

[thick stump]

I was on a winstreak and the chess gods blessed me with the perfect win

[next pasture]

Holy blunder

[proud isle]

is there anyone who could train me? i suck pretty much and i want to improve. We would play while calling on discord

[supple pawn]

gg

[indigo void]

Ggs

Great game

[tired hill]

add me

[supple pawn]

frfr

[indigo void]

My day is going badd

[uneven elm]

I really took twenty seconds to notice that, my tactics are so fking ass

[supple pawn]

oh

rip

[indigo void]

Yeah not winning any game

[supple pawn]

that happens to me

[tired hill]

rapid gang

[thick stump]

I realised it in less than a second

[neon venture]

anyone wanna play with me, I'm kinda bad

[supple pawn]

yk when i lose i lose the rest

[indigo void]

Yes but mine going very very long

[thick stump]

I was staring at the board like 👁️ 👄 👁️

[indigo void]

Can't be this longg whole dayy

[proud isle]

perfect!

[indigo void]

Stare at me instead

[uneven elm]

in that other position I saw the idea of Qxg3 in 0.5 seconds, I mean it doesnt work there but still it makes no sense

sometimes my brain just freezes

[tired hill]

also dont forget to read my bio

[indigo void]

Oh wanna play

[next pasture]

Holy 30 minutes

[indigo void]

Okk

But ur link

[proud isle]

a

[lone glen]

Can anyone be my chess coach for a chess tournament please?

[supple pawn]

dam

welp gl man

gtg

cya

[indigo void]

Cyaa

[tired hill]

no

@indigo void if you reach 1300, we will play 10 games

[lone glen]

Can anyone please coach me for a chess tournament please?

[severe dock]

bro no one is going to take u up on a 30min game 😭

[indigo void]

Reallyy

[tired hill]

yes read my bio

[ripe scarab]

let's go

[indigo void]

Beating 1700 1800 enough?

[thick stump]

Fr bro is gonna make wait 20 minutes to blunder his queen

[indigo void]

Or beating 2000s enoughh?

[tired hill]

yes if i 10-0 you, you have to hire me as your coach

[indigo void]

Wow u suree u can that much

[tired hill]

not enough, be a 1300 yourself

[lone glen]

American dollars?

[next pasture]

that's rigged

[indigo void]

And what if i win even once

[tired hill]

yes

[indigo void]

Haha he don't know me

[rugged onyx]

what's your fide ?

[next pasture]

If he draws you one game he will coach you for free for the day

[ripe scarab]

and he sacrificed the king

[indigo void]

Yesss

[severe dock]

I mean I know this is a joke but 100$ is a lot when even GMs charge like 50$/hr tops

[indigo void]

That's real

[severe dock]

some even go as low as 30$/hr

[tired hill]

free coaching for 20 minutes

[severe dock]

and some FMs as low as 10$/hr

[lone glen]

6000 pesos WTF?!?!

Its way too expensive sorry

[severe dock]

I mean it's an obvious troll lol

[tired hill]

umm you have to thank me for this offer

[neon venture]

that's so cheap

[uneven elm]

10$ would be under minimum wage here

[indigo void]

Aww 20 mins

[lone glen]

Dude. 6000 is obviously way too much lol

[zealous plaza]

Hello i want coaching

[severe dock]

yea chess doesn't pay well outside the top 10-30 in the world

[next pasture]

Bro no one's gonna pay 100 an hour 😭😭 you got some prostitute prices

[tired hill]

it literally isnt, in this economy its cheap af, are you trolling?

[next pasture]

Dude got Singapore prices

[lone glen]

I search it up. 100 american dollar = 6000 pesos

[uneven elm]

got the Hans Niemann prices

[severe dock]

even a lot of GMs do side hustles like writing books or something non chess related just to keep the bills paid

[zealous plaza]

Can you coach me sir

[tired hill]

yes sir
can you pay me sir

[lone glen]

Plus I dont know if your really that good

[zealous plaza]

What is your rating sir

[tired hill]

1200 sir

[wet hollow]

Heyyyy 😊

[tired hill]

rating is just a number, so is dollars

[wet hollow]

Been a while zzz

[full cobalt]

can I win a rook endgame up 3 pawns in a daily game?

[thick stump]

Id lose

[severe dock]

You can also just time out in a completely winning position like me in daily games

I once timed out when I had a forced m2

[next pasture]

chained pawns is a yes I'd assume?

[tired hill]

its the valuable lessons i bestow upon you that really makes my coaching worth 100$

[lone glen]

Usually yes

[lone glen]

1v1 please?

[full cobalt]

pretty much

[full cobalt]

I'm 19-0 in the championship and only had to play 5 of the games

[tired hill]

i dont think its a good idea to entertain your trolling sir, my students are calling me, i gotta go.

[uneven elm]

1v1 if Konnerr wins, you gotta promise not to coach him, thats a valid price

[next pasture]

Where are the students 😭

[severe dock]

daily games do be like that lmao

[uneven elm]

otherwise his rating is gonna decrease

[hollow rapids]

how do y'all stay not stressed during chess

[lone glen]

I swear I search it up. 100$ = 6000 filipino pesos.

[full cobalt]

should be easy 22-0 ngl

[next pasture]

I just say I'd make up the other game and I usually don't stop before getting a win

[wet hollow]

you will be so lockked in it wont matter (talking about otb)

[tired hill]

sounds like a reasonable price to me

[full cobalt]

2 games are still unclear but 1 is completely winning

[broken flower]

https://tenor.com/view/bahlil-shunshine-lebronjames-flashbang-jumpscare-gif-14646430344443967337

[tired hill]

in my peaceful little group chat

[nocturne idol]

The higher your experience are the less you'll get stress ing vro

[thick stump]

Is that charlie kirk

[uneven elm]

peaceful since theres noone in there

[thick stump]

Charlie kirk is that you?

[next pasture]

Charlie Kirks father

[lone glen]

What???

[thick stump]

Where am I?

[uneven elm]

WE ARE CHARLIE KIIIIIIIRK

[broken flower]

Bro suddenly have existential crisis

[next pasture]

If I spam the London system will I get 2500 in a month

[thick stump]

We caaaarry the flaaaame

[broken flower]

Depends

[uneven elm]

2500 reports maybe

[lone glen]

Then why are you not 2500 rn?

[next pasture]

I wish I was

[full cobalt]

me too ngl

[next pasture]

I'm just not that smart

[tired hill]

short answer : NO

for long answer : please buy my courses in a very little discount

[hollow rapids]

i play really quite okay when i'm not stressed but when i'm stressed i just start making so many mistakes

[flat bronze]

hallo humans

[next pasture]

I mean just take a break , relax and do something else and then get back when you're ready

[flat bronze]

who are chess coaches here?

[nocturne idol]

Take a break vro or just straight don't overthink

[full cobalt]

100 dollars an hour huh

[tired hill]

sir am i being summoned?

[uneven elm]

why are you excluding non-humans

[hollow rapids]

i don't get stressed when playing on lichess but i do get stressed when playing on cc

i just won by flagging someone

[nocturne idol]

Y'all charge soo expensive per hour

Take mine instead

[next pasture]

Cuz cc is harder at the start most players use tactics and cheap tricks to get you off guard

[full cobalt]

Imma make a petrov course and all of you will buy it

[tired hill]

yes had to make it cheap for my beloved fellow chess enthusiasts ❤️ ❤️ , because they call me people's coach

[next pasture]

LMAOO

petrov the most drawish opening

[thick stump]

If its not Nxf7 im not buying yo

[lone glen]

🧢🧢🧢

[uneven elm]

Id rather watch paint dry

[nocturne idol]

1v1 me instead vro let's see which one of us coach is better

[full cobalt]

nothing is drawish at our levels

[brisk silo]

please help me (dm me)

[full cobalt]

I can add that too

[next pasture]

The strongest coach of today vs the strongest coach of the past

[wet hollow]

<@&745328830649991179> promoting his "course"

[weary spoke]

Hello

[thick stump]

This is so true

[uneven elm]

hes gonna promote his crypto coin next

[wet hollow]

Nvm didnt read the "in a month" part

[flat bronze]

hehe foxes also

[nocturne idol]

What 💔

[lone glen]

I need a coach please😭

[next pasture]

That's gonna be like 100 games a day 😭

[balmy python]

ive got a full nights sleep and youre still here pinging mods on people
over trivial stuff

[uneven elm]

😄 It was just a joke btw, hey

[tired hill]

i was kidding, there is no course, tho i shall probably make a "how not be a snitch" course for you

[flat bronze]

sir, suppose you are to host a chess training drill, how would u structure it with your students?

[marble urchin]

Does any player who has a rating higher than mine want to play rapid Chess960 (15 | 10)? My Chess960 rating is 973.

[cunning hare]

Hello

[wet hollow]

Thats what I do, ping mods whenever rule is broken

[full cobalt]

ok

1 game

[uneven elm]

First he would go to walmart and buy a drill

[flat bronze]

example,

1. Tactics 9-10 am
2. Tournament 10-11 am

[marble urchin]

https://link.chess.com/play/6NLEei

[next pasture]

I ping mods so I can be annoying we are not the same

[balmy python]

yo vishy beat hans and volodar

[tired hill]

well i can do a free trial anytime for the demonstration sir, free trial is now available at only 5 dollars per hour which is 95% discount.

[wet hollow]

The thing is if I say that mods may cook me 😂 🎉 🎉

[lone glen]

Can a coach be available please. I can only pay in filipino pesos

[next pasture]

I'm ovb joking I wouldn't want a 365 days mute for being silly

[balmy python]

<@&745328830649991179> admitting that he is just using mod pings to be a nuisance

[nocturne idol]

Get me vro

[uneven elm]

If youll pay the 5$ per hour I might think about it, Im kinda into torture anyways

[lone glen]

How much?

[wet hollow]

lwky vro didnt read this smh #💬〡chess-talk message

[inner olive]

hello

[trail mortar]

My chess just improved really much

[next pasture]

5 crisp dollars for you to talk to me soothingly?

[cunning hare]

Nyimak

[next pasture]

Yeah seems like a fair deal

[trail mortar]

I fel enlightened

[wet hollow]

I obviously dont do it to be a nuisance 🥀

[uneven elm]

Im enjoying this rn

[next pasture]

They're gonna target me, good thing I never pinged

[tired hill]

sir the vast meaning that your message conveys unfortunately didnt reach its endpoint towards my cerebrum, it would prove really helpful if you could elaborate

[cunning hare]

Umm guys

Idk its only me or everybody does

[next pasture]

Dudes frontal love is developed

[cunning hare]

But

[vague hound]

Nom nom nom

[wet hollow]

starting to think ts realrough alt icl

[vague hound]

Nom nom

[uneven elm]

Oh yes, keep talking, Im almost there

[nocturne idol]

What's even point of coaching if you are 2000 already 💔

[cunning hare]

How to remove the pride pawn on my nametag?

[vague hound]

Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars

[cunning hare]

Pleeaase

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Cadii (im_minama)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2013 (2034 peak)
Blitz: 2390 (2475 peak)
Bullet: 2139 (peak)

[cunning hare]

.

[nocturne idol]

Without coaching btw 💔

[wet hollow]

And let me tell you what spring is like in Jupiter and Mars 🗣️

[uneven elm]

I could use the coaching to get better at blitz if it was real ngl

[lone glen]

I am facing a 2600 super GM.
I am going to crumble like a 2150 like me

[tired hill]

well sir, if you have a cute kitten pfp, every courses that i present to you will be a free trial course (which only costs 5$ per hour), you know every strong man like myself has a weakness and mine is your pfp.

[uneven elm]

You need glasses buddy

[nocturne idol]

I don't really get any point of coaching if you are going to get an below 2500 with absurd price anyway

[uneven elm]

Im trying to get better at classical chess too, I would love to get a real coach someday

[lone glen]

Me too bro

[vague hound]

And you don't seem to understand

Ashamed I thought you were an honest man

And every fear you hold so dear

Will come and whisper in your ear

[nocturne idol]

Just get a local one vro or get an course it's more better than getting a absurd price for something isn't big of a fish

[lone glen]

I guess lets 1v1 please?

[uneven elm]

I meant a local one

[lone isle]

Hi ppl

[sweet relic]

haha gay

[nocturne idol]

Dm me your user then I'll think about it vro

[inner olive]

hewwo

[tired hill]

i shall bestow the 20% discount all over your face if you are to win this duel, sire

[wet hollow]

Peak but i lwky dont know the lyrics 🥀

[sweet relic]

how do I get the pride pawn on my nametag

[lone glen]

IamKonnerr is my chesscom user. Usually lichess player

[lone isle]

Hru?

[uneven elm]

Buddy installed the Shakespeare dlc

[nocturne idol]

Let's just fight vro you are putting a severe disadvantage for someone that isn't even on your level yet

[lone glen]

Bullet?

[celest remnant]

I think really the only benefit is to adjust critical thinking skills

So many resources online as is

[tired hill]

idk gng im not the one duelling you

[lone glen]

Whats your user?

[nocturne idol]

What how does it adjust if you are basically getting an overpriced one with small fish riding it

[uneven elm]

I just kinda dont know why I cant improve my blitz, and I would love to hear an opinion from a good player, thats my main reason

[marble urchin]

Did you blunder the queen on purpose?

[lone glen]

Play agressive openings

[celest remnant]

What I’m saying is coaching has very little value unless they specifically target the way you think when you problem solve

[full cobalt]

I hallucinated that the king was on e8 lmao

[celest remnant]

I’m not factoring price either

[uneven elm]

my openings are fine, I get better positions even with black, I just cant convert them

[tired hill]

sire would you mind if i ask thou to speak english?

[celest remnant]

Try dailies

[nocturne idol]

That's basically self analysis on any engine

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Cadii (catdium)

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Name: Cadii (catdium)
Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2012 (2034 peak)
Blitz: 2383 (2475 peak)
Bullet: 2131 (2139 peak)

[lone glen]

What is your username so that we can 1v1

[hollow rapids]

turns out i should just attack more

[uneven elm]

I would play daily if my focus was to improve at classical, I dont think it helps with blitz

[nocturne idol]

There's no way you are accepting fight 200-300 rating higher than you

[celest remnant]

I also use self analysis, but coaches can speed up the process of how to analyze and problem solve more efficiently. You’re paying for the convenience of their services and for the ability to progress at a quicker pace

[proven wave]

Time to make an announcement!

[lone glen]

I am not scared

[uneven elm]

anything can happen

[celest remnant]

Sounds like they’re courageous

[nocturne idol]

Don't get me wrong i was specifically saying for the prices not service

[mystic lion]

Anyone 1v1

[hollow rapids]

is my king weak? yes, will he be able to get to my king tho? no i don't think so

[proven wave]

Mohit 2040 will do 30 puzzles a day!

[nocturne idol]

Absurd price per hour is just too much for something even below 2500

[tired hill]

i shall duel @nocturne idol instead

in 10+0

[celest remnant]

Oh yea I never paid for a coach, no idea how much they charge

[nocturne idol]

Take me on bullet

[uneven elm]

even an idiot like me beat a 2700 blitz player once, everyone has a bad day for time to time

[tired hill]

bullet is for imbeciles

[uneven elm]

from*

[celest remnant]

If I get a coach they have to be a good vibe

[proven wave]

Please do not ask when playing a live game

[nocturne idol]

You can't call yourself a coach with that

[full cobalt]

I played bughouse for one of the first times ever and im so lost

[hollow rapids]

it was a rhetorical question mohit

[slow coral]

hello people, how's everyone doing

[proven wave]

Still no.

[uneven elm]

in bughouse you just gotta throw pieces and checks the whole time

[marble urchin]

Does anyone want to play fog of war hyperbullet (I sent a challenge in the variants server)

[tired hill]

bullet is not a real chess, whats so hard to understand about that? and you, with your mickey mouse blitz rating which you gained after countless flagging, do not get to make the coaching protocols

[lone glen]

I sent the challenge

[hollow rapids]

well then i'll just state that maybe my king is weak but he can't get to it any time soon and meanwhile i'm playing pacman with all his pieces

[severe dock]

bro is professional ragebaiter

[nocturne idol]

Win is a win and pricing a absurd price for an elo that's not even worth to engage so

[inner olive]

im good ty

[tired hill]

my future clients are just bargaining

i understand that

[lone glen]

You sound like a horrible coach

[kindred crypt]

flashbang!

[uneven elm]

Hes just trolling man

[vagrant agate]

shut up

[uneven elm]

Ah my eyes

[full cobalt]

my opp wasnt moving much and my teammate got destroyed so he blocked me

[slow coral]

you got me

[velvet snow]

umm how do i send a picture

[lone glen]

Wanna play now?

[nocturne idol]

I said dm me

[velvet snow]

thx

[severe dock]

connect ur chesscom account to your discord. use /connect in the bot channels

[tired hill]

well in my dozo, students who insult the coach are forced to do 50 pushups, and if they fail to do so, they are served with a good ole asss whooping

[uneven elm]

time wasting is common in 2v2 bughouse, thats my main problem with it

[kindred crypt]

😁

[slow coral]

click on the "+" sign

[lone glen]

I sent a chesscom challenge

[kindred crypt]

ill comeback in 5 hour with brighter one

[nocturne idol]

You'll are just genuine professional ragebaiter atp

[celest remnant]

I had to do 1,000 pushups, what he says is true

[slow coral]

too bad I won't be here at that time

[lone glen]

You dm then

[tired hill]

yeah @celest remnant here learned the lesson the hard way

[kindred crypt]

thts fine theres alot other ppl who opens discord at 3 am on their timezone

[lone glen]

How do I dm you?

[celest remnant]

Lmao

[uneven elm]

[uneven elm]

[celest remnant]

If only there was such thing as a good sensei

[runic flare]

sup

[uneven elm]

whos that charakter btw?

[lone glen]

https://link.chess.com/play/IQNQm6

[main owl]

😭👍

[slow coral]

yoo you in UBG server as well?

[lone glen]

There

[mortal bronze]

100$/h is crazy

[celest remnant]

Dear Santa from Gachiakuta

[main owl]

Because you're not clicking new game.

[celest remnant]

I even have him playing chess

[kindred crypt]

ye

[main owl]

You got to click that yourself.

[mortal bronze]

probably a joke but i have seen people legit charge 200$/h

[main owl]

For what?

[runic flare]

hi

[mortal bronze]

chess coaching

[slow coral]

nicee what's your main style?

[main owl]

No.

[main owl]

Oh-

[runic flare]

why

[hollow rapids]

i'm actually goated whenever i'm not stressed but when i am god do i suck

[celest remnant]

It just better come with massage services

[kindred crypt]

freedom but im trying hawk and ghost rn

[main owl]

Because no.

[runic flare]

why no

[mortal bronze]

some people are rich enough to pay it yk

[slow coral]

damn
Freedom was my 2nd main when I used to play the game

[main owl]

That's a dumb question.

[runic flare]

no its not

[main owl]

Prove it.

[nocturne idol]

If it's magnus carlsen yeah

[runic flare]

just curious

[kindred crypt]

oo nice its fun ig just i got high ping nowdays

[mortal bronze]

just some 2800 bullet guy

[main owl]

Curiousity killed the cat so don't be.

[slow coral]

yea true, high ping actually was one of the reasons I slowly lost interest in it

[mortal bronze]

1$/h is also crazy

[lone glen]

https://link.chess.com/play/IQNQm6

[runic flare]

you're fine?

[nocturne idol]

It's satire lol

[uneven elm]

Since it killed the cat not the wolf its fine

[mortal bronze]

smh i thought you meant it

[indigo void]

Did

[kindred crypt]

yea same thts also the reason i started playing chess

[indigo void]

Hey remember me

[steel grove]

is there any free chess coach ?

[mortal bronze]

yes

[uneven elm]

lichess analysis

[indigo void]

Ooiii reallyy

[slow coral]

the only difference is you play chess and ubg both and I don't
:/

[indigo void]

Tell me whoo

[kindred crypt]

thts kinda like saying to be smart u need to get smart

[mortal bronze]

many

[steel grove]

really

[kindred crypt]

ooo

[mortal bronze]

remember seeing you in chat before

[nocturne idol]

There is engine lines you can read vro

[slow coral]

entire yt chess community is there

[indigo void]

Aww

That's not enough

[hollow rapids]

here i was trying to figure out if i should greek gift or not, i ended up going for it but stockfish doesn't like it lol

[steel grove]

nah perosnal coaching

[runic flare]

how much elo guys you got in peak

[slow coral]

oh mb mb

[kindred crypt]

ye but it gave me headache i think i wont reach 2k til im a gran edit: grandpa not grandmaster

[thick stump]

why is the rapid pool so shit

[lone glen]

Ng5 is not possible

[mortal bronze]

it's not good because you can't play ng5+

[uneven elm]

well Ng5 doesnt work so its bad

[indigo void]

Anyone wanna play

[nocturne idol]

If you're not on right level yet then it's best to like analyze it by yourself vro

[lone glen]

2200

[near violet]

Both the queen and the bishop were guaridng that sqaure why did you do that

[runic flare]

where

[slow coral]

Greek gift works with he bishop on f7? or am I missing something

[lone glen]

Bullet

[main owl]

It's a chess server so no one is truly fine here.

[hollow rapids]

except i did play ng5+ because i thought eh it's prolly bad but i might as wel commit

[runic flare]

that's sucks

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> xinterxx

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2207 (peak)
Blitz: 1768
Bullet: 2051 (2103 peak)

[hollow rapids]

no it does not, but i made it work anyways

[thick stump]

2207

[mortal bronze]

he can just take it...

[uneven elm]

so you blundered two pieces

[slow coral]

👁👄👁

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> dhruv74_74

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Rapid: 1420 (peak)
Blitz: 1261

[tired hill]

not quite free but almost free, i offer coachings at a very reasonable price.

[lone glen]

I am also 2170 rapid

[slow coral]

cricket noises

[willow lion]

Real

[uneven elm]

what are these stickers man

[hollow rapids]

only one actually he made a mistake

[near violet]

Yea 100$/hour is so damn cheap

[tired hill]

yessirr, anything for the people ❤️

[nocturne idol]

It's just ragebait dw

[uneven elm]

Bxh7 blunders a piece and Ng5+ blunders the second piece

[green void]

I wish there existed any. 😭

[hollow rapids]

anyways he tried offering a queen trade, i rejected it and he promptly hung his queen

[slow coral]

BoChad Horseman

[hollow rapids]

it does if your opponent doesn't make a mistake

[near violet]

congratulations you are 600 elo 👏

[lone glen]

Isnt it so beautiful?

[uneven elm]

a blunder is a blunder doesnt matter if the opponent finds it

[inner olive]

brill

[celest remnant]

This guys is what I call, too critical

[tired hill]

we can still play if you insist

[uneven elm]

my bad

[nocturne idol]

Show profile first here

[hollow rapids]

true, but he didn't find it so what does it matter

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Cadii (catdium)

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2012 (2034 peak)
Blitz: 2383 (2475 peak)
Bullet: 2131 (2139 peak)

[tired hill]

you have a very threatening tone and i am scared

[uneven elm]

[celest remnant]

Yea I imagine them holding a gun

[lone glen]

https://link.chess.com/play/IQNQm6

[nocturne idol]

I am never gonna play with someone who wouldn't follow instructions vro

[lone glen]

I just dm bro

[uneven elm]

so youre top?

[quasi swan]

Oioo

[tired hill]

quite an etiquette you got

[inner olive]

hmm

[tired hill]

hello ronaldo my coaching price is perfectly reasonable, right?

[lone glen]

No

[uneven elm]

Higher than my birth year at least

[quasi swan]

This shirt will arrive at my house.

[nocturne idol]

I don't think there's anything wrong with being selective

[green void]

chemistry + chess lovers. 🫡

[celest remnant]

That’s fire

[lone glen]

Its honestly looks mediocre

[uneven elm]

damn

[inner olive]

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> no-reply91

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2028 (2125 peak)
Blitz: 2008 (2022 peak)
Bullet: 2011 (peak)

[inner olive]

pro

[flat bronze]

dang, what compound will be made?

[tired hill]

i never disagreed, plus you got good choices, (for example you chose me as your coach)

[slow coral]

nicee
you're living in 2028 in rapid

[celest remnant]

What an interesting pfp you have

[inner olive]

2k elo whenn

[frosty peak]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Cadii (catdium)

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2012 (2034 peak)
Blitz: 2383 (2475 peak)
Bullet: 2131 (2139 peak)

[flint vine]

I wanna match rn who in

[nocturne idol]

I don't think i would ever be needing an coach

[green void]

me.

[tired hill]

why so 💔

[celest remnant]

You’re simply too strong and independent

[queen phoenix]

chat im getting scared

[quasi swan]

Why, bro?

[flint vine]

Dms

[slow coral]

I can maybe

[lone glen]

The science elements make it feel like a science vibe tbh

[flint vine]

after @green void

[uneven elm]

I mean maybe if you wanna get like a title

[inner olive]

[slow coral]

I'd lose most probably

[tired hill]

💅

[queen phoenix]

3 conseecutive blundering opps 😨 what is my fate planning with me

[runic flare]

im soon gonna be 2600

[nocturne idol]

Just stick to 1 opening > master and by the time you reach 2400 it's the time to start with openings

[tired hill]

now this is how independent women think

[runic flare]

5 games left

[tired hill]

you go girl!!

[runic flare]

i need win 5 games to get 2600

[lone glen]

So close!!!

[tired hill]

50% discount for you!

[queen phoenix]

a 1500 elo diff

[slow coral]

approximately 2575 now?

[runic flare]

no

[inner olive]

like, 2560 i suppose

[tired hill]

you are just 5 wins and a coaching course from me away

[slim gulch]

six seven

[lone glen]

2560

[uneven elm]

I wanna say the thing but its disrespectful

[nocturne idol]

I don't think it's worth and just basically you are separating your natural ability to grow by yrf 💔

[runic flare]

around 2576

[slow coral]

SO I WAS THE CLOSEST IN THE GUESS

[celest remnant]

In all set then, I got English for white and modern for black

[slow coral]

off by 1

[tired hill]

its upto the reader's interpretation to decide whether its disrespectful or not.. just give it a try sire

[tired hill]

agreed. how long have you been playing?

[nocturne idol]

2 years

[tired hill]

woah same

[lone glen]

In which time control?

[slow coral]

2024?

[runic flare]

blitz

if i was in rapid it would be so slow

[lone glen]

Amazing

[celest dawn]

Chat 100 elo 3min game and i got brilliant iz that good (400elo) 10min

[nocturne idol]

2023 vro

[runic flare]

no i losted

[slow coral]

oh so 3 years

[runic flare]

fuсking blunder

[tired hill]

november? because i started at november

[nocturne idol]

Idk i kinda started late 2023

[inner olive]

how does one post images here

[uneven elm]

it happens just keep going

[runic flare]

ik

[uneven elm]

klick the +

[lone glen]

I started early 2023

[slow coral]

ah got it. Your improvement is commendable my good sir/madame

[tired hill]

november 2023,, the time when i got tragically scholar's mated by a friend of mine

[uneven elm]

why is everyone asking how to post a picture its not that complicated

[inner olive]

e

[nocturne idol]

Sumbody did 2700 within 2 years idk if that's even nice or what 🥀💔

[cloud patio]

Chat where do you guys find good quality chess books I just buy mine from sketchy resellers

[runic flare]

i rn playing with guy and we have two draws not win or lose

[lone glen]

Thats just sad

[tired hill]

yeah you teach them, kitten pfp

[slow coral]

ig that's what consistency can do
you're there and I'm here (I started early 2023 as well)

[uneven elm]

its not a cat buddy

[slow coral]

natural skill perhaps

[cloud patio]

Talent

[tired hill]

they def had some otb experience

[lone glen]

I also have a life but 2100-2200 is good progress

[slow coral]

not even good. It's great. I mean it with emphasis

[uneven elm]

some people are just crazy

[tired hill]

btw is 0-2000 in 11 months a reasonable progress? ( i got that)

[lone glen]

That was my New Year's resolution. on 2023.

[slow coral]

great work

[uneven elm]

its a great progress if it was real

[lone glen]

U sure you did that?

[tired hill]

this is a rare moment when i am not trolling

[uneven elm]

of course

[nocturne idol]

Yeah it was only if someone has full dedication

[lone glen]

Trolling is your middle name

[lone glen]

Thanks bro

[runic flare]

im mad rn

[tired hill]

sire your words are stabbing through my sensitive heart like chop chop chop chop

[runic flare]

im losing two games in the row

[uneven elm]

maybe take a short break

[inner olive]

sad

[lone glen]

I dont give a damn

[wet hollow]

Sounds like u put quite some effort into it

[runic flare]

nah i need that 2600 rating

[slow coral]

don't tilt, mate

[inner olive]

pro

[cloud patio]

Chat where do you find cheap versions of chess books that have decent quality

[uneven elm]

of course, but could be beneficial to eat smth real quick or drink

[tired hill]

yeah idk theory but i put hell of an effort

[uneven elm]

internet

[slow coral]

check your local bookstore maybe

[tired hill]

i did have full dedication

[cloud patio]

Reading PDF's hurt my eyes

[uneven elm]

not digital books, I just order them online

[cloud patio]

Ah like where?

[uneven elm]

amazon

[cloud patio]

Alright

[tired hill]

@nocturne idol sir what are the etiquettes that i shall follow in order to grab the chance to partake in a duel with you?

[nocturne idol]

Eitheir blitz or bullet vro just dm me your user 💔

[uneven elm]

maybe theres better stuff, but you can get chess books from like any online store Im pretty sure

[tired hill]

rapid or we aint talking

[nocturne idol]

Rapid on 1v1 is risky, i may be playing with cheater so no

[tired hill]

anyone up for playing some monopoly?

[uneven elm]

takes too long

[kindred crypt]

lets play dam instead

[tired hill]

you can report me all you want, after i outplay you.

[uneven elm]

wanna play some blitz sometime?

[nocturne idol]

Still wouldn't change anything and 15 mins is like 3-5 blitz def not worth

[nocturne idol]

Dm dm DMM

[fast pivot]

Blitz is trash

[torn sparrow]

Hello friend I need to adopt you one day

[fast pivot]

Classical is the best form of chess

[hasty pagoda]

Will that be the first person to be put on Kel Care

[torn sparrow]

A great friend of mine had adopted him

[flint vine]

hey

[broken flower]

I reached 900 again 💔

[flint vine]

you still up for this

[torn sparrow]

You need the standard chesscom pfp for improvement

[inner olive]

want some otb experience but nobody around me irl is interested in chess hm

[frosty peak]

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[hasty pagoda]

@inner olive can you add yourself to his elo

[uneven elm]

same tbh, at least we got a chess club in town

[broken flower]

I hate blitz

[runic flare]

im losing games

[inner olive]

[broken flower]

But i dont get mad anymore when losing

[runic flare]

me too bruh

[heavy delta]

GUYS, I ACCIDENTALLY GOT SOMEONE'S REAL ADDRESS

[flint vine]

do you know them

[uneven elm]

damn thats crazy, now post it

[inner olive]

damn i wish

[flint vine]

wanna 1v1 im kinda of your same league

[hasty pagoda]

I think I'm literally the best player on my town vro

[heavy delta]

NO BRUH 😭😭

[wet hollow]

your ahh is 500 💔

[flint vine]

I wanna 1v1

[heavy delta]

I'M BUSY RN TWEAKING AHAHAH

[inner olive]

do yall have fide ratings

[uneven elm]

I get beaten up by the 2000 classical players in my club

[flint vine]

wrong account

[tired hill]

Try it now, friend

[uneven elm]

Im around 1800 in classical

[hollow rapids]

iu have so much space RAHHH

[wet hollow]

you never adopted me 🤫

[inner olive]

i never played classical chess hh

[uneven elm]

I really like it

[ocean mirage]

better than my 250

[inner olive]

wish i did

[broken flower]

Callumdoyle is back

[uneven elm]

but theres not so many tourneys at my place

[fast pivot]

Damn

[ocean mirage]

who callumdoyle

[tired hill]

Where is that strong and independent person?

who wanted to blitz me

[flint vine]

wanna 1v1

[broken flower]

Some guy

[slim gulch]

Floppa

[ocean mirage]

ah ok

[fast pivot]

That sucks but not for me, cause I literally play chess with my employer everyday otb

[uneven elm]

I wish

[junior anchor]

Ain't no way it's 1400😭

[tired hill]

What if i accidentally beat you steven

[flint vine]

what if I accidentally beat YOU 🤷

[slim gulch]

what if i intentionally beat you BOTH

[flint vine]

who knows man im 2100

[tired hill]

Then you are getting banned

[wet hollow]

u cant

[heavy delta]

Dang, she's a girl, I told her to close the windows tonight for safety purposes 😊

[junior anchor]

2076 actually

[fast pivot]

This guy is a cheater

[flint vine]

🤓

[wet hollow]

🤨

[tired hill]

Nice to know

[flint vine]

wanna match

[flint vine]

unrated

[uneven elm]

hes gonna sell you his courses when you lose be afraid

[flint vine]

I WILL WIN I AM AFRAID OF NOTHINBG

[fast pivot]

Coward

[tired hill]

@torn sparrow hello friend do you need a coach?